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♪ ♪

(man speaking
indistinctly on TV)

(speaking indistinctly)

(mutters)

(grunts)
(shattering)

(TV crackles)

(knuckles crack)

(grunts)
(shattering)

(grunts)

Phil?

Philip?

Mom's talking, dude.
Yes?

I need you to look at me
when I talk to you.
Okay. Yes.

I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry about him, Mom.

Okay, so here's the deal.

I gotta go to work.
Mm-hmm.

I am going to leave
Mike in charge.

What are you talking about?
Yes!

I'm going to leave
Mike in charge tonight.
Yes!

Do you got that, Phil?
You better prove to me

that you can be a little bit
more responsible this time,

and that means
no broken dishes.

Mike: That was actually--
Phil: That was Mike's fault!

I know it was one of your
faults, and I don't want
any broken dishes.

None.
Yes, Mommy.

If you have any emergencies,
you go immediately

to Mrs. Garducci's apartment
and ask her for help.

Can I trust you boys?
Yes.

Yes.
You can leave us.
We'll be fine.

I love you.

I love you, Mom.
Love you too, Mom.

All right. Bye.
See you, Mom.

Bye, Mom. Take care, okay?
Bye, Mom. Love you.

Okay, so, Phil, for my first
order of business as leader,

I'm gonna need you to get me
three juice boxes.

Okay?
What? N-- no way!

Phil, Mom put me in charge.
Okay...

And everyone knows
every leader needs a servant,

and that's where you come in.

Every leader needs a servant?

Yeah.
Hm...

I mean, I guess
that logic holds up.
Yes, it does.

Three juice boxes?
Yes.

We have three flavors:
grape, cherry, and also
a tropical mix.

You know,
it's sort of citrusy,

but it also encompasses
the other flavors.

Oh, wait, that sounds nice.
I think I would like that.
And it's seasonal,

so you should probably
if you're interested...

(thunder rumbles)

(cracking)

(theme music playing)

♪ All of the animals ♪

♪ Out of your front door ♪

(shattering)
(coughing)

Mike!
All right, all right. Hold on.

Mike!
Phil, hold on.

I can't see anything, dude!
All right. Hold on,
I gotta find the light.

Ow! Ow!
Turn on the light!
I'm freaking out!

Oh, no, dude.
Oh, man.

You broke everything, Mike!
I didn't break anything!

What are you talking about?
You broke everything!

You went into the kitchen!
Everything's broken!

All right, everything's fine.
This is not good, Mikey!

Everything's gonna--
No, it's not fine, Mike!

My toys are broken.
(squeak)

The chairs are broken.

Mom's China is brokeeeeen!

(shattering)
Okay, you know what?
That one was on me.

That one was on you
I think, yeah.
I did that.

That's impressive.
All right, look.

Mom said that in the rare
case of an emergency,

that we should go to
Mrs. Garducci's apartment

for help, all right?
Okay.

So, that's what
we're gonna do.

Just follow me.
If you could just
carry me a little bit?

I'm very disoriented.
Okay.

I got you. Come on.
All right.

You got a little bigger
than last time.

I've been a growing boy.

Ugh, it smells so bad in here.

Mrs. Garducci?
Oh, there she is.

She's lying--
Oh, I think she's sleeping.

Okay.
Oh, she's so old.

Hi, Mrs. Garducci.

It's Mike and Phil
from downstairs.
Hey! From downstairs.

Our mom said
to come up here if there's
an emergency or anything--

(screaming)

Oh, my God!

What are you doing?
(screaming)

Who are you?!
I'm April.

I live two floors above.

(screams)

Why are you screaming?
That's not scary.

Yeah, but groceries
up those stairs?

Oy gevalt!
That a nightmare.
Forget about it.

We've never seen you before.
Yeah, you live
in the building?

We live in the building.
Yeah, I come and stay
with my dad sometimes

when he's not away,
so I'm not here that often.

Where are you from?
Why do you sound so different?

Long Island.

Oh, it's a Long Island accent.
It was a Long Island accent.

Have you checked
this place for supplies?

Of... course we have checked
it for supplies, April.

Um, I mean, there's
a shoehorn over there,

Uh-huh...
And there's, like,
four packs of those, like,

tiny screwdrivers
to, like, fix glasses.

Phil: Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Those are right there.

(vomits)
Jesus Christ.

Oh, great, this will
be really useful.

Wait--
Wait, wait, wait,
where are you going?

Don't you guys get it?

The tree fell
on its eastern side,

which is where
all the entrances are.

If we wanna get out
of here in one piece,

we need to get to the roof.

The roof? But that's on
the other end of the tree.

That's, like, 80 feet.

Then we better
get going now.

We don't have time
to talk about it.
Yeah.

I was actually just gonna
say I think we should go
to the roof of the tree.

I'm actually
the leader here, um--

I'm actually liking
what April's putting out.

Well--
'Cause she sounds assertive,

whereas you tend to
get a very shaky voice.
See you guys later.

I'm gonna catch up with you...
We should probably
follow with her.

She's a girl squirrel,
right?

Yeah.
She's, like, a-- Okay.

♪ ♪

♪ I could kill her ♪

♪ With the powers
in my mind ♪

♪ But I'm a good... ♪

(light buzzing)

I just wish they would, like,
tell me before they drop them

because I didn't
clean up at all

and now it's like he's looking
at me like it's messy in here,

and it's, like, why am I even
doing this to myself?

Like, it doesn't matter.
I'm gonna eat him.

Like, I'm-- I'm gonna eat him.
Like, why do I care?

What do-- I have to make
the first move or something?

I know you've
done this before.

I haven't, so chomp on me
and get it over with.

(scoffs)
This-- this tank
is disgusting.

You know, I feel like
the assumption is

that this is easy for me,
to literally have to stare

at him like I'm some psycho
murderer who just loves it?

They think I'm like that,

but it's, like,
I don't need this-s-s.

What the fuck?
Is she...

S-Sonya, don't you dare weep.

(sobs quietly)
What is going on?

Don't you machine gun weep.
S-S-S...

You know what?
Fuck this snake. I'm out.

How do I get out of here?

Just gonna climb up this
with my tiny fingernails.

What?

Check out this fucking
pervert right here,

like, trying to climb
up a smooth wall.

Go ahead, little critter,

like, wiggle that butt
up that glass.

Like, you are actually
perking my appetite up.

Yup, yup, I'm getting out.

I'm not gonna look down
'cause I know
I'm making progress.

Him feeling so much hope
and joy is what's making

me feel so fucking
hungry right now!

I'm wigglin'.
I'm getting up there.

His face and his
wiggling little buns

are like the amuse-bouche.

Like, I am ready
to eat this mouse!

Oh.

Look who's
suddenly interested.

Yeah? Is this
what you wanted?

You're sick!
(laughs)

You're, like, demented.
I'm fucking starving now.

I'm gonna come across.
I'm gonna eat you

and then you're gonna
be inside of me. (laughs)

Oh, my God. She's actually
coming over here.

Here we go.

This is what
you were born to do!

You're a beautiful murderess,
you fucking bitch!

Sue saba!

(screams)

Yeah!

(screams)

Eat me!

(gulping)
(sloshing)

Huh.

You should have chewed me up
like a normal person.

Yo, I can just, like,
walk around in here?
What the fuck?

Is he still...

This is so annoying.

We had what we had.

It was great, but, like,
just fucking die now.

Why prolong this?

This is actually kinda nice.
(chuckles)

I didn't think it was gonna
be like this at all.

It's kinda dark,
but that's fine.

She'll open her mouth
again I bet.

You're not gonna live in me.

Like, you're gonna die,
and, like, if I were you,

I'd fucking kill yourself
before I start

turning you into poop
'cause that's gonna be
fucking horrible for you.

And I'll put this
right there...

Cute.
(bubbling, sizzling)

Whoa! That fluid stings.

(chuckles)
It stings a little bit.

Oh, I do feel that
the digestive process
has set in.

I can tell.
(burps)

Yeah, I burped.
Yeah, it's happening.

Hey, the walls.
The walls are closing in
a little bit.

I don't know
what you're doin', but...

You know, it just goes to show

that sometimes
the most heightened

and electric experiences are
those of following tradition.

Being in our roles.

Ow, my lamp!

I'mma take this as a win.

I'mma clean up my house now.

(groans)
Amen!

♪ ♪

Watch your step.
There's some stuff
on the ground right there.

You should probably
watch your step. Urgh!

Man, yeah, guys, make sure
you stretch it out too just--

You don't have to talk
the whole time, Mike.

Look at April.
She has a destination plan,
and she's doing it.

(sighs)
Really glad you guys
are coming with me.

April, how old are you?

13.

Some people say I look 15,
but I'm actually 13.

Oh.
Hm. That's really cool.

I'm nine years old flat.

Just had a birthday.
You know what I got?
April: Cool.

What?
A poster.

Mike's 12 and a quarter.
You're younger than me.

But remember, I was born late.

I was in my mommy's tummy
for too long!

So, I'm technically
older than April.

Just so that's clear.
Oh, you over-gestated.

You got scrambled eggs
for brains, bro.

Over easy,
beautifully done, okay?

Oh, man, it's, like,
really dark in here

without any of the hallway
lights on, and, um...

I'm not scared or anything,
but I'm getting, like,

a little bit of the shakes
and, like, the spooks.

Here, just close your eyes
for 10 seconds,

then open them,
and you'll be able
to see much better.

That's a patently dumb idea.

I'm sorry, April.
I don't mean to call you dumb.

Oh, my God, it worked.

Thanks, April.
You're welcome.

That was a cool trick.
Thanks.

You are not a witch,
are you?

(distant chanting)
Shh!

Okay, that's not good--
Shut the fuck up.

What was that?

We should probably
go the other way.
We should probably go

the direct opposite
of that noise.
Yeah.

Maybe Mrs. Garducci's better.
What? No! It's a survivor.

We should see
if they need help.

That is not
the right instinct.

(scoffs)
Oh, and she's gone.

(chanting continues)
We should probably go with her
toward the scary noise.

Okay, just be confident.

I heard if you do this
for 10 seconds...

(chanting)
Oh, no.

This was not a good idea.

April, this was your idea.

April, you talk to her.
Okay, okay.

(chanting)
Excuse me.

Uh, I'm so sorry
to interrupt. Uh...

Hi. Okay. No.
She's on a tear, so...

It's as I prophesied.

The spirit caused
this catastrophe.

He's been trapped in the bark
of this tree for generations

and has finally been released!

He spoke to me
in my dreams.

(chuckles)

Mike had a funny dream
the other night.

You had a wet dream.

I didn't really know
what it is...
No!

I didn't. I didn't.
April, that's not what, uh...

I don't know
what you're talking about
No! The other day you said

you had a wet dream
and it's a sign that
you're finally becoming a man,

and--
That's not what I said.

I had a dream
and it was wet in a dif--

It was like the--
the water park.

Have you ever been
to a water park, April?

Do you like water parks?
April, scary lady,

so, I wet the bed two times
and everybody's up in arms
about it, right?

But Mike has
a wet dream every night

and "it's nothing
to be ashamed of"?

Okay, that's the dumbest
thing I ever heard.
April, is that fair to you?

All right, as I was saying,

the spirit is watching over us

and will seek repentance.

Beware to those who wander,

for the ghost is aliiive!

Cool.
You really gave it.

Yeah.
You really drove it home.

Thank you for...
the speech.

You're welcome.
Phil:
Hey, are these snow globes?

'Cause there's nothing
inside of it.
No. No. No. No.

Excuse me, they're crystal.

And they are
very expensive, so--
That's so great.

It's actually really slippery.
Just don't. I would--

(gasps)

(whistles)

Honestly, it was, like,
much heavier than I thought
it was gonna be,

and there was
no surface on it,

so it just slipped right off.

I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
We'll go.

We should leave probably.
We should go.
We should probably go.

Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Thank you!

You should sweep that up

'cause that could get
in your paws unless--

Please just get out.
Okay. Okay.

Phil:
So, that was pretty cool.

Yeah, she-- she--
Holy moly, that lady
was intense.

She-- Yeah.
She was a lot to take in
is the one thing.

She doesn't seem okay to me.
Yeah.

Right. Something's
a little off.
I think she's, like, a hoarder

and probably, like,
a little bi-polar.
Dennis: Well, well, well,

what do we have here?

The dork squad?
Nice. I love that.

Who's this guy?
April, that's Dennis.

He's from 4B.
He's a bully.

Hey, Dennis,
don't mess with us, okay?

And if you do,
I'll have to tell my mom,

who will have to talk
with your parents about it,

and that's just--
that's just not fun
for anybody,

No fun for anybody, Dennis.
so I don't think--

Take that, dude. Take that.
I don't think we want
to go down that road, dude.

Can't do it.
Not gonna happen.

My parents died in the fall,

so I don't have to answer
to anybody!

How do you like that?!
Whoa.

Holy shit.
Jesus Christ,
your parents died?

I'm so sorry.
Oh, there's no need
to be sorry.

We're in charge now!

Do you want water?
Dennis, take a second
and digest this.

Do you want to sit down, or...
I think he's in shock.

Yeah, we should get him
a blanket or something.
He's fine!

Guys, I'm fine!
Stop talking!

He's processing it the way
he needs to right now.

He's gonna kick your ass.

First of all,
how old are you, mister?

Me or him?
I think he meant you.

That's who you meant, right?
Yeah, the tall one

I think Phil was
talking about him.
with the clear mustache.

We're all the same age
here pretty much.
I don't think--

So, when you say pretty much,
just like...
Pretty much.

We're the s-- I'm a little
older than you guys, so what?

Yeah, you look older.

You do look older.
Yeah.

There's nothing wrong
with his age.

There's nothing wrong
with the amount of years

that he's lived
until this point.
Mike: Okay.

Exactly.
But, like, how many years?
I'm 13.

How many exactly?
Yeah, how many...

How old are you, dude?
I'm nine years old.

Okay, so I'm a little
older than you.
How old?

I'm 22.
You're 22 years old
and you hang out with 13...

Why do you-- You're so
fixated on my age!
I'm just--

Dennis is kicking
your ass, all right?
It's insane!

I'm just chilling.
Seems, like, predatory
or something.

Yeah, there's a hint of that.
It seems a little...

All right, enough
of this chit-chat!

Let's get 'em, guys!
You got it, dude.

All right, come on,
easy, man.
Easy.

Easy, guys.
Easy. No!

Lay a claw on us,
and I'll slice your cheeks.

Look at this.

What are you gonna do,
carve us all?

No, just you.

In fact, that eye or yours
is looking mighty tasty.

You're twisted, lady.

As for you two dorks,

your little tomboy
can't protect you forever.

You're gonna get yours.

You'll see.

Come on, guys.

(snaps fingers)

Guys!

Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah? Sorry.
Yeah. What's up?

The snapping thing.
You want us to...

The shorthand to all rally.
Right, so we...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're out of here.

That's what
I'm trying to tell you!
Don't yell at me, dude.

Please.
I'm not yelling.

I'm--
I'm 24 years old, okay?

You don't just--
I thought you were 22.

I am twenty...
Never mind!

Let's make like
a prom dress
and take off!

Nice! Nice! I love that.

That's why I hang out
with them two.

Oh, my God!
April, that was the coolest
thing I've ever seen, dude!

Well, what can I say?

I just did what I thought
I needed to do.

I just sort of wish
you would have let me

put him in a headlock
and slam him into the wall,

which I was fully
prepared to do.

Oh, you were about to do that?
I was about to do that, so...

Dennis? The bully that's
been plaguing you

for the past two years?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

♪ ♪

(mutters)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(chuckles)

(snorts)

Hmm?

Hmm.

(mutters)

(applause)
Hmm.

Hmm.

(chuckles)

Hmm.

(grunts)

(chuckles)

(both gasp)

(muttering)

(whimpering)

(grunts)
(grunts)

(grunts)

(groans)

I'm so hungry,

I'm gonna die,

and I'm not
exaggerating, you guys.

Phil, hanging your arms
like that isn't gonna make
you less hungry.

Yes, April, but it
proves my point.

I'm just gonna stop
right here and die.

Ugh, okay.

We should fuel up
with some food.

Wait.
(sniffs)

What's that smell?

Smells like a skunk.

We should be careful.

Yeah, I've actually heard
that skunks have poison guns
in their butt.

That's some pretty
freaky stuff out there.

April, you should carry me.

Ugh, no. Come on.
We don't have time.

Please? It'll be faster.

He misses his mom.

I'm light as a feather.

Ugh, fine.
Yay!

Mike, look!
Heh.

Very-- That's very nice.
She's like a little horse.

I could carry him,
but you can, eh, go ahead.

She's got it, Mike.

She's got a strong base.

(guitar playing)

Kinda smells good.

Now I'm really hungry.

Excuse me, um...

You know the tree
is sideways, right?

Oh, look at that.

It is.

Wait a minute,

you're singer-songwriter
Kurt Vile!

(chuckles)
In the fur, man.

(cheers)
Oh, my God!

We're such huge fans
of you, dude.
Cool. That's awesome.

Hey, I always like visitors.

Come into my abode.

Uh, hey, Mr. Vile,
would you mind, heh,

signing my doodle pad?
Phil!

Don't ask him
to sign your doodle--
Why?

I don't mind.
I do it all the time.

Thanks, man.

Used to it.

Kurt, this is April.

She sort of just, like,
tagged along to our group,

but, like, she doesn't know
who you are,

so, like, don't--
Of course I know who he is.

Kurt Vile--
"Waking on a Pretty Day,"

"Smoke Ring for my Halo,"
I'm a huge fan.

You strike me as a leader.

You probably don't know,
like, his acoustic stuff.

No, I've got it all, so I...
(vocalizing)

I'm sure I do know it.

(vocalizing)
Is that "Happy Birthday"?

Um...
Uh, hey, Mr. Vile,

do you have any, like,
food we can get from you
or something?

Hey, if you little
munchie cravers are hungry,

I got something that'll knock
your dumb little tails off.

Get a load of this cabinet.

Whoa, dude!
Oh, my God! Yes!

You guys don't mind
if I play a new tune
of mine, do you?

And a one,
and a two, and a...

♪ ♪

Kurt:
♪ I'm eatin'
and goin' nuts, man ♪

♪ Yeah, eatin'
and goin' nuts, man ♪

♪ Eatin' and goin' nuts, man ♪

♪ With my friends ♪

♪ Havin' a good time ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ Goin' nuts and eatin' on ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

(sighs)
So satisfied.

Dude, nuts are
pretty good, huh?

I'll tell you what,
that was about the best--

(vomits)

Well, there that goes.

Well, we should probably
be on our way, huh?

Uh, Kurt, are you coming?

Eh, I'm good here.

I got my snacks,
my sideways chair,

my wee-- tobacco.

It's pretty dangerous, Kurt.

What if they
demolish the tree?

You'll just be, like,
squished under it.
Mike: Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna be real here.

You're sort of
harshing my buzz

in a not-so-cool way,

so I'm gonna need
you guys to mosey on out,

and can I get some casheesh
for the snacks too?

Bye, Kurt.
Peace, Kurt.
D-- It's been dope.

I'll see you guys
around though!

Do you like 311?
Fuck it.
Mike: Come on.

(bong bubbling)
I'm too far away.

♪ ♪

Hey, yo, what the fuck
are you doing, son?

What-- what it look like
I'm doing, dawg?

I'm walking.
In my corner, bro?

Oh, really?
This your corner right here?

Who-- who died
and made you owner?

Nigger, I marked it in piss.
Can't you see it?

I shit all over
this corner, dawg. (grunts)

Ew! You'se a nasty ass!
All over your space!

And I ain't wiping it
with a newspaper.

Nigger, that's
mad disrespectful.
Don't make me slap

the drool out your mouth!

You got me frothing
out the mouth, son!
You want some, dawg?

You want some, dawg?
I'm about to go Cujo, son.

You want some, dawg?
You make a nigger go Cujo.

Your bark ain't bigger
than your bite.

I got 101 dalmations
backing me, nigger.

Oh, really?
You're all bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?

You all "Blues Clues"
ass nigger.
I got a-- Oh, yeah?

You'se a "Blues Clues"
ass motherfucker.
You'se-- you'se--

you'se about to
get Snoopied though.
Oh, what? What?

What?
I'mma knock you out.

Nigger, what? Oh, what?
You gonna be laying
across that doghouse, nigger.

Stretched!
Oh, shit! You gonna--

you gonna do me like that?
You gonna be-- Nigger,
you gonna be stretched!

I'll slap you with my paw
and have you go running
like Lassie.

I'll make you
my bitch, Lassie.
You know Lassie's a bitch.

Any nigger that know Lassie,

he's a bitch nigger.
Nigger, look at me,
look at me. I've been humped.

What? Wh-- what?
I been humped and I like it.

What?
Shit, Ubu. Shit.

You giving me orders?
You giving me orders?
Shit, Ubu.

Yeah, you about to
roll over and play dead.

That's what you about to--
(both growling)

(both barking)
Dogs: Get him! Get him!

Heeeeey!

Damn! Shut the fuck up!

Shit, son! I told you!
We in trouble now.
Shh!

Do you know how long
I've been here?

10 days.

(all gasp)
Damn, son. You a lifer.

I've seen too many pups
fighting in here

over some bullshit.

We need to stick together.

I want you two boys
to lick each other
and end this right now.

Hey, fuck you
talking about, old man?
Nah, I don't play that shit.

Ain't nobody licking me--
Hey! Hey!

What y'all need to do
is start using this...

and quit using these!

Now lick each other.

All right, fine.
Fine, son.

Dog:
They're licking each other.

There you go, boys.
Dog: Yeah, I know!

Stop! It tickles!

Dogs:
Whoo!

My, my, my.

A new day has come.

(dogs laughing)

Now lick his old balls!

Get him, shorty!
Hey, get away from me!

I lick my own balls!

I don't need anybody
to lick my balls.

That's why I put
my hand over my neck,

grab the ear,
and pull my head down,

and lick them balls.

♪ ♪

You guys, something
about the tree
doesn't feel right.

I'm gonna be honest, I think
that scary hoarder lady

may have been onto something.

Wait, you stole
the scary lady's tarot card?

Yeah, why not?
She was nuts.
She doesn't care.

Well, you shouldn't
steal stuff.

I mean, come on.
Wait, what are you
talking about?

I took Kurt Vile's wallet.
You did what?

Why would take his wallet?
It's a memento!

Ugh.
This is a disaster zone, okay?

Marshall Mathers Law
is in effect.

That's not what it's called.

Lose yourself, motherfucker.

Oh...

So, that's looking like
some water right there.

Yeah.
What should we do?

That's a big
puddle of water.

Oh, wait a minute.

If we all, like, held up
against the wall there

and went single file,
we could probably
walk around it

and we don't even have
to get wet at all.

That's gonna take
way too long, okay?

I don't want to get
my doodle pad wet, Mike.

I'm working on something here.
Okay, well, just hold it up.

Look, we need to go
straight through the middle.

It's not that deep,
yes, we're gonna get
a little wet.

He's got a point, Phil.

It'll just be much faster.
Thank you, April.

It's the only way we're
gonna get to the other side
of the tree in time.

Fine, we'll go through
the water, Mike.

Okay, it's been decided.

We're walking
through the puddle,

as the leader
of the group has said.

Um, so I'm happy to
have seen that bill enacted,

so thank you.
(chuckles)

Okay.

This is a little gross.

It's all moldy.
What?

Whoa. Holy shit.

Phil. Psst.
What?

Yo, April just
touched my leg.

Are you serious?
Yes!

She's into me, dude.

Third base!
No, that's not third base.

Third base is when
a girl sits on your face
No, it's-- Well-- What?

then you sit on
another boy's face.
Where are you

getting your bases from?

The Internet, Mike.
(gasps)

Wait a minute.
What?

I think April just
touched my leg.

She touched your leg too?
Yeah.

Mm... okay.
I'm not ready for this
type of commitment, dude!

Okay, which one
of you perverts
just touched my leg?

Really not cool, guys!

Wait a minute.
Okay.

If no one touched April's leg,

and April probably
didn't touch your leg--

That has not been decided yet
and I never said that.
And no one touched my leg--

April, did you touch my leg?
No!

Then if no one's touching
anybody's legs...

(shudders)

All:
Termites!

All:
Go! Go! Get out!

Aah! It's on my dick!

Aah! It's on my dick!
Get it off of me!

(grunts)

(grunts)

(whimpers)
(grunts)

(whimpers)

(grunts)

(whimpers)

(grunts)

(gun cocks)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(muttering)

(muttering)

(muttering)

(muttering)

(mutters)

(screaming)

(whimpers)
(growls)

(mutters)

(growls)

(muttering, screaming)

(woman screaming)

(gunshot)

(all groan)
God.

Gross.
That was horrible.

Good thinking, Mike.
I didn't know there were
gonna be termites in it.

All right, guys,
cool it. Look.

We've got a new problem.

Do we go up
or do we go down?

I think it's pretty obvious
we take the upper route

because the free fell down
on that side,

so we'll be walking on top
of all the rubble and stuff.
No, but--

That kind of does make sense.
Thank you, April.

You're welcome.
Okay, well, April,
look how much smaller

the upper route is.
The lower one is
much more open

and it's much more clear-cut.

That's not a bad point either.

I can see where
you're coming from.

Thanks, April.
Yeah, well, the last time
you called the shots,

we were all covered
in termites.

Look, man, Mom put
me in charge.

Yeah, well,
Mom's not here, Mike.

And who knows if
we'll ever see her again!

Then that's even more
of a reason to listen to me!

Come here.
We're going the lower route.

Get your frickin' paws off me!
(grunts)

I don't need neither
of you, okay?

I can get out of here
by myself!

Screw this.

Should we...
No, he'll tire himself out.

He needs to learn his lesson.

Come on, April.

April, hold my hand.

April, hold my hand.
(sighs)

(creaking)

Okay. Here we go.

Totally not nervous.

That's not spooky at all.

This doesn't seem nicely
art-directed as a scary place.

I'm not scared at all.
I'm confident.

(laughs)
(yelps)

(laughs)

(Phil whimpers)
(laughs)

(screams)

Phil:
To be continued!

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