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♪ ♪
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♪ One fine morning ♪
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(both chuckling)
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Hm?
(ticking)
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♪ I'm gonna ride out ♪
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♪ Yeah, one fine morning ♪
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(chuckles)
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No way.
(sizzling)
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Dude!
What?
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Phil, come here!
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Dude, check this out.
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Oh, my God, dude!
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Oh, man.
Look at the wings on that one.
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Let me get a closer look.
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(sizzling)
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Dude, you're burning it!
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Ow! Come on, Mike.
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You didn't have to hit me.
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Sorry.
It's okay.
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♪ ♪
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(laughter)
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Whoa. Whoa!
(laughs)
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Uh...
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Come on!
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Whoa!
(both laugh)
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Whoa. Thanks, man.
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Go, man! Come on!
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Wait up!
Whoa!
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Come on.
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Yeah. I'm coming.
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Phil:
I think that one
looks like a fly
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who's made of...
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white fluffy stuff...
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and that's maybe
its brother...
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and they're best friends...
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and they go
on adventures together.
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Hey, Phil,
you ever think about
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what you want to be
when you grow up?
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Nah, man. I'm...
I'm never gonna grow up.
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I think I'd like
to be a firefly,
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be like a hero...
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You know, like,
help people or whatever.
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Dork.
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Come on, man.
I was being serious.
No...
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I'm just messing
with you, man.
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I'm just messing
with you. That's...
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I just thought
I'd be little forever,
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kickin' rocks,
countin' clouds...
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(door opens)
Phil's dad: Phillip!
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(hiccups)
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Get in here now!
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I-- I-- I gotta
get going, man.
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Hey, um, I--
I'll see you later, right?
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Yeah.
Yeah, I'll see you later.
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See ya.
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♪ ♪
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(whistling)
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Hey, Mike.
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Ready to get goin'?
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Oh, there you are, Phil.
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(chuckles)
Check it out.
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Uh, my dad oiled
my glove last night
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and he told me
to sleep on it,
so I did and...
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What's-- what's wrong?
Nothing. I'm fine.
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Let's start playing.
Let's go run around and--
Look at me, dude.
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I am looking at you.
Turn your head.
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It's not a big deal, okay?
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Let's just play.
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(voice cracking)
Let's just play baseball, man.
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Hey, you know you can
always stay at my place
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whenever you want.
Honest.
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Thanks, man.
(sniffles)
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Now let me see the ball.
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All right, all right, but
I'm up first this time, okay?
Okay.
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(slurping)
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This is the best thing
I've ever eaten, Mrs. L.
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You're, like, the greatest
cook in the world.
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It's really good
this time, Mom.
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You sure are
one lucky fly, Mike.
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You're welcome here
any time, Phil.
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Mm. Poor kid.
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Phil:
So good.
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♪ ♪
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Huh?
Oh! Mm-hmm.
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(driver clicks tongue)
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This guy, right,
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he didn't want to,
like, veer off
Right.
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and I'm like, let's go off
the beaten path, man.
Mm-hmm. (sighs)
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Let's go see some shit.
(breathing heavily)
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Mm-hmm.
Okay. All right.
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You're, like, squirming.
What-- what's going on here?
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Ugh. Okay, I know
I should have gone
before I left the stables,
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but I-- I didn't have to,
and now I really have to pee.
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Like, my vision is blurry
type of have to pee.
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I don't know what to do
because I don't know
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how much longer
we're gonna be out here.
You don't-- Just go.
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Go? On the street? Out here?
Yeah.
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In public?
Where else?
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"Where else"?
I only go in my stable,
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where it's dark and it's warm,
and my candles are lit.
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What are you talking about?
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This is where we go.
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The whole world is our toilet.
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N-- no.
That's the beauty
of doing what we do.
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I have never done that.
What, h-- have you?
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All the time.
I enjoy it.
Are you serious?
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I see human people
pee and poop in public
all the time.
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You see human being--
pee and poop-- No.
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I've never seen that.
Look. Look at
that guy right there. Look.
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I can't look. I can't look
with my blinders.
He's peeing. He's peeing.
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I can't see anything.
I can't see--
I--
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I hate these fucking blinders.
What is up with that?
They're the fucking worst.
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I don't like that people,
like, sneak up on me
all the time.
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At least make a noise.
Clap your hands or something,
Yes! Yes!
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so I see you coming.
Can't see you coming.
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I can't see you coming.
I got my blinders on.
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I got my blinders on.
My blinders on.
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Not blind-hims, mind you.
Blind-hers.
Ah!
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You pick up on that?
Blind-her.
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Patriarchal bullshit.
They don't want us to know
what's out there.
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No. They want to keep
us on the path.
That's right.
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The same stupid path.
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Fuck. Look at all this--
this shit on me.
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Like, what the fuck
is this feather thing?
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What does this do?
What's the feather adding?
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We don't need
a fucking feather.
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It does nothing except
get in my fucking eyeballs.
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What color is my feather?
I think it's like a--
like a fuchsia?
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A f-- Oh, Jesus!
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We should not be wearing
all of this stuff.
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I mean, look at this.
Yeah.
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My feet are
fucking killing me.
(clink)
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Metal on concrete.
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Oh, yeah, that's
a comfortable combo.
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Nailed it.
Literally.
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Into our fucking hooves.
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(grunts)
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I gotta go so bad!
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Uh-uh. That's it.
I'm putting my hoof down.
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This just not healthy, Anni.
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You go to the bathroom
right now.
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Do it in front of me.
I want to see it.
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No.
Look, I'll go with you.
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On the count of three.
Come on. Let's drop one.
I don't know.
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Come on. Look at me.
Drop one? What are we talking?
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We talking one or two?
Hey, I'mma do a three.
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A one and a two--
At the same time?
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At the same time.
That was what I was thinking.
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Let's go for it. Come on.
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One...
Oh, fuck!
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Let it out! Two...
Oh, fuck you.
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Fuck you!
You come on.
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Oh...
Oh, here it comes! Magic time!
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(screams)
(peeing)
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See? You're doing it!
You're doing it!
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Look at you!
This is amazing!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
This is how the pros do it.
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This how the pros do it.
See? Look at that.
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Now look, look, look, look.
Here he comes.
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See the guy
that's a little pale?
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Look, I'm a job creator.
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Watch this.
(pooping)
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Bam! He cleaned it right up!
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He cleaned that right up!
How cool is that?
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That's his job, dude!
I've never felt so alive!
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Pick my shit up!
Pick my shit up!
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Yeah. Boy, you made a puddle.
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I did. I did.
Look at all that. Damn!
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Jeez.
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♪ ♪
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(ticking)
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Get out of here,
you fucking jock!
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(all laugh)
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Phil?
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Phil, you know that guy?
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Psh. I mean, I used to.
Whatever.
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We better get going.
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You got the cans, right?
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Yeah, I got 'em.
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We're gonna tag
Principal Koharchicks's
house so good!
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All:
Rad Boys for life!
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Rad Boys for life!
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(laughter)
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(sighs)
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(police radio chatter)
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To be honest,
I didn't think
you'd pick up.
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Hmph.
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Tell your parents I said
thanks for the bail.
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Of-- of course, man.
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You know they'd always
look out for you.
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Yeah. Right.
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All right, man.
I guess I'll see you
around then.
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Hey, uh, Phil?
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Yeah, Mike?
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What are you doing right now?
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Hard cut.
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And do you remember
the bottle?
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How-- Of course I remember
the bottle.
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You almost fell off it too
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I didn't fall.
and you would've if
I didn't catch you.
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That was-- We were crazy.
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Those were the minutes, man.
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No, but seriously, man,
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it's great to hear
you got into Cornell.
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You're gonna knock it
out of the park.
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Thanks, man.
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But you were always
set on a path.
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You know, you had
it all figured out.
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I guess it's just easier
for some people
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than others, huh?
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Well, uh, what about you?
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I mean, are--
are you still writing?
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Uh, writing, uh...
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I gave that shit up
a while ago.
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It was a pipe dream.
What are you talking about?
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You were the best
in our class
by an inch.
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No, I wasn't.
Yes, you were.
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You're just gonna give up?
I'm not giving up.
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Yes. You're gonna live
in this two-horsefly town
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for the rest of your life.
I'm not doing that.
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You're gonna drink
your life away just like
your father did.
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I'm not gonna be my father!
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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Then prove it.
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Stupid--
Tell me I'm my father.
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I'm not my father.
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You're an idiot, Phil.
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Fucking idiot.
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Come here!
(giggles)
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I'm gonna get you!
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(giggles)
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You're gettin' heavy!
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Oh, my God!
Wh-- what'd you find?
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Okay. On my way back.
What is that?
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You've got something
on your face.
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Of course, sir.
I'll be sure to get
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the Takahashi account
in order by tomorrow.
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Mike?
Huh?
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Mike, hey! Over here!
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No way.
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Phil Matarese.
Is that who I'm looking at?
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Get over here!
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Hi, man.
Oh, my God.
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It's so good to see you.
How long has it been even?
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Ah, it's been a minute.
You look good.
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Oh, come on.
And who is this right here?
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Oh, this is my son, Aiden.
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Aiden, say hi
to a friend of mine.
250
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,133
This is Mike.
Hi.
251
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,386
Well, hello there, Aiden.
If you can believe it,
252
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,054
your old man
and I became friends
253
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,514
when we were
just about your age.
254
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,808
Really? You guys are old.
255
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:18,934
(both chuckle)
Oh, my gosh.
256
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,353
I'm sorry.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
257
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,688
So what are you
doing in town?
258
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,690
I haven't seen you
since you moved to the city.
259
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,024
Uh... Mom.
260
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,693
She, uh...
she's caught a bug.
261
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,820
Oh.
Nothing too serious.
You know her.
262
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,862
Yeah.
But, um...
263
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,823
Well, I'm sorry to hear, man.
264
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:35,117
Hey, let's get some coffee.
You know, I'm about
265
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,244
to drop Aiden off with his mom
and I figure it'd be--
Uh...
266
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,038
you know, I'm-- I was actually
on my way to catch a train.
267
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,291
Mike, there will be
another train.
268
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,418
And no one's ever sold
269
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,294
that many shares
in the company's history.
Wow.
270
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,923
Yeah. Needless to say,
that corner office is
looking pretty good, so...
271
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,383
That's really good
to hear, man.
272
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,592
I'm happy
you're doing great.
273
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,469
It seems like you got
it all on track.
274
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,138
Thanks, man.
It's pretty awesome.
275
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,305
Yeah.
So, anyway, man,
276
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,474
how's the small town life
treating you?
277
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,934
What's new in Phil's world?
278
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,520
Uh, well, you know
Rustic Plum Books?
279
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,896
The bookstore
in the rotting plum.
280
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,649
You own Rustic Plum Books?!
That's a great--
Uh...
281
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,359
Dude, I could get you
a small business loan
282
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,653
that would double the size
of it. I'm telling you.
No, I actually--
283
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,531
No, no. I-- I'm just
a part-time manger there.
284
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,034
Um, but it's good seconds.
285
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,118
You know, and it's...
286
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,120
it's a lot
of responsibility and...
287
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,540
I'm happy, you know?
288
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,458
Well, that's...
289
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,460
that's good, Phil.
Good for you.
290
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,878
Yeah.
291
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,505
Hey, um, you know,
it's actually getting close
to train time.
292
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,340
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
I-- I'll walk you over.
293
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,967
Do you mind gettin'...
294
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,386
Oh, uh...
Sorry. It's cash
only too so...
295
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,388
Mm-hmm. That's what
I was thinking. Okay.
They have an ATM...
296
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,766
Yeah, yeah, I'll go.
I'll head over to the ATM.
if you need it.
297
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,768
It's $3.00 fee.
298
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,853
Oh, my God.
It wasn't even
fully rotted yet.
299
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,313
Like, what-- what--
was it a raven?
300
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,440
Or I feel like it was
maybe a crow 'cause that--
301
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,733
Yeah, it was a crow.
302
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:54,863
Hey, come on, man.
303
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,616
Let's-- let's keep going, huh?
304
00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:01,369
I can still remember the smell
of whiskey on his breath.
305
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,371
The way spit would fly
from his mouth
306
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,540
like it was a warm mist
when he'd yell,
307
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,209
"You ain't gonna amount
to nothin', boy!
308
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,921
"You belong in the gutter
just like me and my pa
309
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,923
and his pa before him,"
and I'd say,
310
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,008
"But I ain't like you, Daddy!
311
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,928
"I may have your blood
and I might have your wings,
312
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:21,848
"but dog as my witness,
I will never be like you...
313
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,016
(breathing heavily)
314
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,309
as long as I live."
315
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,478
Hey, Phil.
316
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,734
(grunts)
317
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,778
(shattering)
318
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,155
(chuckles)
You do it.
319
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,156
(grunts)
320
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,658
Good one.
(chuckles)
321
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,284
(both grunt)
322
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,036
You hit the wi--
you hit the top window.
Yeah.
323
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,704
(grunts)
Whoa!
324
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,957
You still got it, dude.
Did you see that?
325
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,959
Oh!
What did I tell you?
326
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,628
Nice. I wanna try too.
327
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:52,879
♪ ♪
328
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,518
(hip-hop music plays)
329
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,519
(meows)
330
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,855
♪ Kitty gone wild ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
331
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:10,856
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
332
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,191
♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh what's
it all about? ♪
333
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,278
♪ It's the Bodega Cat
and I'm back in the house ♪
334
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,197
♪ Knick-knack, paddy-whack,
fuck your dog bone ♪
335
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,490
♪ I'm mobbing with my cats ♪
336
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,159
♪ We relax on the throne ♪
337
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,870
♪ Which is on top
of a bunch of potatoes ♪
338
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,622
♪ Little fine kitty
lay on top of the tomatoes ♪
339
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,375
♪ Fat pussycat
with a booty like J-Lo's ♪
340
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,336
♪ Body straight from heaven,
God gave her a halo ♪
341
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,089
♪ Can of tuna fish
went straight to my bowl ♪
342
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,967
♪ Now I got the itis
in the cut like Fredo ♪
343
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,761
♪ Man, I hate rats always
eating up the bagels ♪
344
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,054
♪ I say, "Hi, hater" ♪
345
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,639
♪ Shout out so they know ♪
346
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,434
♪ Kanye walked in
to pick up some rice ♪
347
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,228
♪ Guess who popped out,
It was a talking mice ♪
348
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,190
♪ He said ♪
Hey, you! Wake up, Mr. West.
349
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,026
I know you fly,
but give it a rest.
350
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,570
♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh-what's
it all about ♪
351
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,489
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
352
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,284
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
353
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,245
♪ It's the Bodega Cats
in the back in ya house ♪
354
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,831
♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh-what's
it all about ♪
355
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,834
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
356
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,587
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
357
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,548
♪ It's the uptown cat
and the backup in the house ♪
358
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883
♪ The Jiggy Cat Burglars ♪
359
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,551
♪ Fuck your hamburger, bruh ♪
360
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,011
♪ Fuck your grandmother up ♪
361
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,013
♪ Rips on your furniture ♪
♪ Meow ♪
362
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,098
♪ Ghetto bring likes you
when the hurt them up ♪
363
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,101
♪ She give me head
till I shed ♪
Naughty kitty.
364
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,228
♪ Trill cat shit ♪
365
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,146
♪ Took a catnap,
Have the catnip ♪
366
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,940
♪ Make the pussy
take the cat skin ♪
367
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,900
♪ From the catfish
in my mattress ♪
368
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,735
♪ That shit is
in the bread aisle ♪
369
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,195
♪ That's where I lay my head ♪
370
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,863
♪ That's my bed now ♪
♪ Meow ♪
371
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,698
♪ Good riddance,
it's the Bodega Kittens ♪
372
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,283
♪ I'm the youngest
of my siblings ♪
373
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,743
♪ Beat my dick
with my mittens ♪
374
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,203
♪ You say beef,
I say chicken ♪
375
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,537
♪ I don't really
know the difference ♪
376
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,872
♪ Ask me what
my favorite dish is ♪
377
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,457
♪ Either pussy or the fishes ♪
378
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,541
♪ Meow ♪
379
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,377
♪ Pussy, pussy
or the fishes, uh ♪
380
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,921
♪ Meow ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, it's either
pussy or fishes ♪
381
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,174
♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh-what's
it all about? ♪
382
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,135
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
383
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,471
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
384
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,474
♪ It's the Bodega Cats,
in the back in ya house ♪
385
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,143
♪ Wh-wh-wh-wh-what's
it all about? ♪
386
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,938
♪ Ma-ma-ma-
ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
387
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,691
♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-meow ♪
388
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:21,152
♪ It's the uptown cat
and the backup in the house ♪
389
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,577
(purring)
(meows)
390
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,746
♪ ♪
391
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,295
(ticking)
392
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,757
(overlapping chatter)
393
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,217
Fly 1:
It's okay.
394
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,177
Fly 2:
I'm so sorry.
395
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,739
Honey, I am so sorry
for your loss.
396
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:09,868
No wife wants to see
her husband in pain like this.
Thanks, sweetie.
397
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,369
But I can't get,
like, any Wi-Fi
398
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:14,039
in this freaking town,
so can we go soon?
399
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,082
We at least have to make
an appearance at the wake.
400
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,208
I thought this was the wake.
401
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,543
No, this is--
this is the burial.
402
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,420
Well, how many times
do you have to bury this guy?
403
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,172
Okay, well, it's my Mom. Um--
(phone chimes)
404
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,507
We'll head back to the city
in a bit, okay?
(groans)
405
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,134
Where's the bathroom?
406
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,970
♪ ♪
407
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,018
I mean, I know she's younger,
408
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,644
but I really do love her.
Yeah.
409
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,773
It was actually Eliza's idea
to get our vacation condo
in Hoboken.
410
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,940
Right.
Five square inches.
411
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,983
Pretty nice.
Yeah.
412
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,777
Plus, she's an absolute freak
in the sack.
413
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,278
(chuckles)
(chuckles awkwardly)
414
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,990
So anyway,
how's your boy, um... Alan?
Oh. Aiden.
415
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,200
Aiden. Aiden.
Yeah.
416
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,659
He's in rehab actually.
417
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,953
So sorry. Um...
It's fine.
418
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,415
Eliza actually just got out
of a third stint herself.
Oh.
419
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,459
And I got her quite
the graduation ring.
420
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,502
Eliza!
421
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,003
Honey, show him the ring!
422
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,005
Eliza?
Well, fuck you, Charlene.
423
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,174
Oh, God, I fucking hate you,
you fucking bitch.
424
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,509
But you know what?
You tell it like it is
425
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,010
and that's why I love you,
you crazy bitch.
426
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,012
She's on the phone
it looks like.
She's still on her phone.
427
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,014
Oh, God, and we just put in
a racquetball court
428
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,391
in our place
in the Upper East Side
429
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,184
and oh, my God,
the zoning costs alone...
Mike, I'm--
430
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,353
Mike, I'm sorry, dude,
is this all you want
to talk about?
431
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,854
Like y--
like your-- your stuff
432
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,356
and all these things
that you bought?
433
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,358
What happened to that kid
that wanted to help people?
434
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,151
The kid who wanted
to be a firefly?
435
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,529
A firefly?
(chuckles)
436
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,030
I-- I'm sorry.
Don't get me started
437
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,032
on those union crooks, okay?
438
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,867
Bunch of bums
sitting on their tuchuses
439
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,869
getting paid
from my tax dollars.
440
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,205
No thank you.
You've changed, Mike.
441
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,665
No, Phil.
I grew up.
442
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,041
Something you still
haven't done.
443
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,459
It's not 10:00 a.m.
anymore, man.
444
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,545
Let me tell you something.
You know what your problem is?
445
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,921
You're stuck in the past.
446
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,047
Yeah.
447
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,757
Yeah, maybe I am.
448
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,551
What-- what's this?
449
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,386
See you around, Mike.
450
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,807
♪ ♪
451
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,521
Son of a bitch did it.
452
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,440
(both laughing)
453
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,191
Come get me, man!
454
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,317
I'm gonna get you!
455
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,319
Mike! Mike, over here!
456
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,321
(both laugh)
457
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,460
Young Phil:
And that's when I knew
458
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,003
all you really need is...
459
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,588
Old Phil:
...one good friend
460
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,882
to get you through a bad day.
461
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,676
Ah.
462
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,972
(ticking)
463
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:43,396
You know, I never did get
the author to sign my copy.
464
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,231
Hey, Mike.
465
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,902
Holy cow,
a first edition.
466
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,904
I haven't seen
one of these in a while.
467
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,656
Have a seat, you old fart.
468
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,033
(coughs)
Get over here.
469
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,326
(groans)
470
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,827
Oh, boy.
471
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,037
(farts)
472
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,830
Not much today.
473
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:01,873
I see that.
474
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,209
So how's your son, Aiden?
475
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,169
Oh, he's an optometrist.
476
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,629
He's an-- he's an optometrist?
477
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,714
He's got a family
of his own now.
478
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,592
Doesn't visit the puddle much.
479
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,678
I guess that's just
the way it goes.
480
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,265
How's that wife
of yours, Eliza?
481
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,683
Eliza?
482
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,894
She left me a while ago
483
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,938
along with most of my money.
484
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,898
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
485
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,316
Oh, don't be.
486
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,484
If she hadn't have left me,
487
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:33,780
I wouldn't have found
my true love: JaiYing Li.
488
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,281
We met at bingo night
489
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,784
at the volunteer
firefly station,
490
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,118
if you can believe it.
491
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,037
Oh, she's a flower.
492
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,623
Delicate as they come.
493
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,793
Really is quiet around here.
494
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,003
Beautiful though.
495
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:53,174
Old friend, if you could
do it all over again,
496
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,385
would you change anything?
497
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,846
Not a Goddamn second of it.
498
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,518
Well, I should be
heading back now.
499
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,854
JaiYing is making soup
for dinner.
500
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,190
♪ ♪
501
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,779
Get in here.
502
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,739
Get in here.
503
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,997
Well, I guess
this is goodbye, old friend.
504
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,665
I suppose so.
505
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,375
Maybe...
506
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,168
maybe I'll see you tomorrow.
507
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,588
I'd like that.
508
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,881
Me too.
509
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:38,094
Oh, don't trip over
that fucking thing there.
510
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,096
Fuck you. I got it.
511
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,567
Whoa! Dude, dude, come here.
I think I found something.
512
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:56,279
Whoa! Why is it burnt?
Who cares, man?
Look at her!
513
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,072
Dang!
Oh, man!
514
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,033
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, shh. Don't tell anybody.
515
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,451
Okay.
This is ours, okay?
516
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,494
Dude, give it to me, man.
Give it to me.
No, give it to me.
517
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,954
No. I-- I found it.
It's mine now.
518
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,165
You tore it,
you big freaking idiot.
519
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,126
I'm gonna go home
and just look at it, I guess.
520
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,588
♪ ♪
521
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,173
(ticking)
522
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,555
♪ My friend ♪
523
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,695
♪ Now, I'm not saying ♪
524
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,198
♪ We are cut
from the same tree ♪
525
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:48,373
♪ But like two pieces
of the gallows ♪
526
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,089
♪ The pillar and the beam ♪
527
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:04,263
♪ Like two pieces
of the gallows ♪
528
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,813
♪ We share a common dream ♪
529
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,117
♪ My friend ♪
530
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,453
♪ My friend ♪
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