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BOBBY: Previously on King of the Hill,:
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NARRATOR: ,,,and now Mega Lo Mart
has propane,,,,
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Propane at Mega Lo Mart?
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-l gotta let you go.
-You're firing me?
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You don't have to take the test now.
l gave the job to somebody else.
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How you doing, Arlen?
You ready to soft rock?
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l'm breaking up with you.
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[Tense instrumental music]
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[Sniffing]
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[People screaming]
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Hank!
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Chuck!
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Buckley and Luanne are in there!
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[Theme song]
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[Bobby panting]
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We must be getting old, Connie.
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We're 12, Bobby. We are old.
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We've got to figure out
what we'll do with our lives.
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l'm gonna go to college
and study prop-comictry.
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l can't decide
between being a concert violinist...
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or leading the fight
against the overuse of antibiotics.
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Be a violinist.
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That way, l could be your opening act,
and we could travel the world together.
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Your dad got blown up.
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[Tense instrumental music]
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RESCUE WORKER #1 : Let's bring it around.
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PEGGY: Hank!
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Please, Someone help me,
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My husband is in there.
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He had to take this job
because nobody else would hire him.
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We're doing everything we can,
Mrs. Mangione.
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RESCUE WORKER #2: l got two.
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[Dramatic instrumental music]
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Hank, you're alive!
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l'm all right, Peggy.
There's two more inside.
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Thank God you're okay. l was so worried.
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And Luanne!
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Oh, my Lord.
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My hair feels weird.
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[Tense instrumental music]
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l don't feel so good.
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What about Buckley? Did you find him?
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l'm sorry, sir.
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But so far it appears
that there were no other survivors.
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My God!
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l'm bald!
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BOBBY: What's taking so long?
When do l get to see Dad?
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Your father and Luanne
will be out soon, honey.
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Bobby, that is not a mint.
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-All right, let's go home.
-Dad! You're all right!
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ls there any permanent damage?
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No damage, no scratches,
no dents, no dings.
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Bobby, what do you say
we go hit the batting cages?
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-Okay.
-Hank, slow down. You almost died today.
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That's the good thing about death:
You either die or you don't.
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l didn't, so let's go hit some balls.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Careful, everyone,
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Luanne is gonna look different,
maybe even hypnotically grotesque,
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But do not stare.
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l'm real sorry about Buckley, and your hair.
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Bobby!
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Honey, it'll be fine.
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We will just cover it up with makeup,
and it'll be fine.
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No, Aunt Peggy. l'm not gonna use hair
or makeups anymore.
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l learned something from that explosion.
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Beauty doesn't last forever.
lt can be blown off your head.
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Hank, you poor thing. You shouldn't
be standing after your accident.
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l'm fine. lt's no big deal.
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Buildings explode. That's what they do.
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Can we please talk about something else?
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Bill, you're in favor of a flat tax.
You haven't said a word about it.
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Did you happen to see Buckley,
or any part whom of...
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attempting to flee the scene
of the ''accident''?
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Dale, the boy is no more.
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All they found left of him was his nametag.
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That's all he wanted them to find.
Classic cover-up.
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That boy's no deader than Mother Teresa.
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[Car honking]
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STRlCKLAND: Hank, old girl,
Strickland's back in business.
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-Get ready to pump propane tomorrow.
-Right, sir.
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l might be a little late. l don't know
if l gave Mega Lo Mart my notice.
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l think you gave your notice, Nitro.
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l had nothing to do with that explosion,
which hasn't affected me in any way.
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[Phone ringing]
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PEGGY: Hello, Peggy here.
Hank, it's Mr. Strickland.
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Busy. Take a message.
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Can he call you back?
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What? l see.
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Why did you not tell me
Mr. Strickland offered you your job back?
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lt just happened yesterday.
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Honey, he says customers are lined up
out the door.
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l am in the middle
of de-crumbing the toaster.
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Save the crumbs.
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Luanne, honey, look.
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lt's two of your old friends,
the Manger Babies.
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Sock puppets are for babies.
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ln the real world, beauty fades...
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and penguins die a cold, horrible death.
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So, you're not going back
to beauty school then?
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l'm tired of making the world look pretty.
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l wanna show the world for what it is.
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With photojournalism.
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Photojournalism? That's something.
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Look at these pictures of hungry children.
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Why is the CNN logo in the corner?
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This is just a picture of the TV.
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lt's nice to be smart, Aunt Peggy.
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Smart and well-fed.
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Find the body yet, Quincy?
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We have some remains
that we're analyzing.
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-You needn't concern yourself.
-l needn't, shouldn't l?
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And maybe l should not know
that all Mega Lo Mart employees...
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have a $5,000 insurance policy?
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That's nonsense. This is
a very straightforward investigation.
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-That's what they want you to think.
-Sir, we are they.
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[Tense instrumental music]
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PEGGY: Hank, fries are up.
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Honey, how are the steaks coming?
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[Hesitating]
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Still tenderizing. Don't wanna rush them.
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You have been pounding the bejesus
out of that beef since noon.
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Throw it on the grill. Let's go.
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[Tense instrumental music continues]
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[Sighing]
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[Hissing]
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Dang.
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-What's wrong?
-l lost the steaks.
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Gobbets of meat from the sky.
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Doesn't taste like Buckley.
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They need your help at Buckley's wake,
manning the grill.
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What? Grill?
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ls it propane?
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Of course it's propane.
They're not Unitarians.
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l wouldn't feel right. l barely knew Buckley.
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Wake grilling is something you do
for a blood relative or a close friend.
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Now, when Bill dies, maybe.
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PEGGY: Honey, what a pretty outfit
for a funeral.
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Now, before we go,
you might wanna open this.
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Your friends from the Beauty Academy
dropped it off,
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''Sorry for your loss.
You had beautiful hair.''
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They've made me a wig.
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''We made you a wig.''
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They made me a wig.
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Throw it out.
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Okay, you just go ahead and grieve
any way that you want.
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Redbook says losing a boyfriend
is the fourth most painful loss.
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Right between grandmother and penis.
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l'm not grieving.
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l broke up with Buckley
seconds before the explosion...
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and l never looked back.
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That's why l still have my eyebrows.
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DALE: Something's not right.
A week's salary says that box is empty.
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l'm going in.
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[Vomiting]
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Didn't think l'd see you here.
Guilty conscience?
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Why would l have a guilty conscience?
l did not blow up the Mega Lo Mart.
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Good. l'm glad you said that.
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l'm wearing a wire for an unrelated matter.
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So, when can l expect you back?
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After an appropriate period of grieving, sir.
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Buckley was practically a son to me.
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[Somber jazz playing]
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This is depressing.
You wanna go play in the cemetery?
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Okay.
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The passing of Buckley
is a great loss and a sad occasion.
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Would anyone care to come up
and say a few words about Buckley?
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l guess y'all expect me to cry for Buckley.
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But l am not...
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because there are a lot more important
things to cry about.
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This is a picture
of what a hungry lrish child looks like!
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Fight the occupation!
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[Sighing]
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ls there anyone else who would
like to say a few words about Buckley?
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Anybody at all?
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The name of the boy was Buckley.
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At first, l didn't much like Buckley, l admit.
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But then l saw how much
he piss off my neighbor, Mr. Hank Hill...
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and l decided to seek out
this Buckley fellow...
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get to know him.
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l grew to love that boy.
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Now that he's gone,
l feel a big hole in my life.
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l think we all do.
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ls a world without Buckley
a world we want to live in?
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As a Buddhist, of course,
l get comfort from a story.
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l don't have to tell you
how much Buddhists like a story.
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[Kahn laughing]
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Anyway...
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story begin with man
being chased by ferocious tiger.
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Tiger chase him to edge of cliff,
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Man falls off,
Halfway down, he grab onto a branch,
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He look up and see one hungry tiger,
Now he look down,
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He see another hungry tiger,
waiting for him on the ground below,
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That not a good place to be,
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He know for sure he gonna die.
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Then, out of corner of his eye...
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he see a wild strawberry
growing from same branch,
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He pluck it and eat it,
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lt was the sweetest tasting strawberry
he ever had.
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Can you believe this guy?
He tells a joke at a funeral.
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Highly inappropriate.
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Yeah, but it was funny.
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PEGGY: l just don't know how one little boy
can get so dirty in a cemetery.
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PEGGY: Bobby, are you in the bath yet?
BOBBY: There's no hot water.
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The heater must have gone out again.
Will you check on it?
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[Tense instrumental music]
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So, is it lit?
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lt's getting there.
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Oh for heaven sakes, Hank,
l will do it myself.
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[Both screaming]
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What is wrong with you?
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You won't go to work,
you declined an opportunity to grill.
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And now this?
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You are acting like you're afraid of propane.
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Oh, my God.
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COUNSELOR: Welcome to the Survivors
of Propane Explosions Support Group.
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Let's start with Chuck.
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Ever since the explosion, every song l play
sounds like Feels So Good.
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Maybe that's because
it does ''feel so good'' to be alive.
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No, that's not it.
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Mr. Hill, tell us
how you're dealing with your grief.
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Nothing much to talk about.
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l was in a propane explosion,
and now l'm afraid of propane.
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-Next person?
-Do you think he needs shock treatment?
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Perhaps. Sounds to me that what
you're really afraid of is your own death.
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What? Nobody's afraid of death.
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That's crazy. l'm afraid of propane.
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You're transferring. Doesn't it scare you?
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The thought of missing
all your family's special moments.
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-No!
-Never again sipping wine with friends.
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-Scratching your cat or cats.
-No!
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-Making love to your partner.
-No!
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[Hissing]
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Only when you deal with
your fear of death...
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will you be able to overcome
your fear of propane.
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Stop it. Can't you hear the hissing?
lt's propane. This room's gonna blow.
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[Sputtering]
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[Hissing]
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-Here.
-What's this?
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lt's my scrapbook.
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This is the way that rational people
deal with death.
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By clipping articles out about grisly
accidents from the local newspapers.
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-lt is also my hobby.
-Good Lord!
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[Hank exclaiming in disgust]
246
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They beat the Aggies
but they could not beat that train.
247
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,630
Y'all ever think about death?
248
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,835
Yeah, l think about it. l'm an army barber.
249
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:25,070
l get up every day and stare death
in the back of the head.
250
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:27,009
l am not going to die.
251
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:31,106
Chromium picolinate.
Every orifice, every day.
252
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:35,018
KAHN: Hank, let me give you
a piece of advice.
253
00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:37,555
You need to relax and enjoy life.
254
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:41,157
l got this story about a tiger.
Knock your socks off.
255
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,456
Already heard that joke, Kahn.
256
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:46,329
''Strawberry.''
257
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,230
Have you thought about who'll
take care of Bobby when you're gone...
258
00:15:50,337 --> 00:15:52,567
'cause l'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
259
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:54,663
l'd take him to baseball games...
260
00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:59,074
and me and Peggy could sit up in bed
at night picking out colleges.
261
00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:02,774
Peggy would not be included
in any guardianship situation.
262
00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:06,444
l'll take the boy.
The widow Hill is on her own.
263
00:16:06,553 --> 00:16:08,043
-You got a deal.
-All right.
264
00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,213
Don't shake his hand. Let go of that.
265
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:13,019
l'm not saying Bobby goes to either of you.
266
00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:16,152
What's going on?
l thought he was gonna be okay.
267
00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:17,964
[Moaning]
268
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,099
l'll tell you what, Hank,
about that dang old meaning of life, man.
269
00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:25,296
lt's like this, man:
270
00:16:25,405 --> 00:16:28,568
You like a butterfly flapping his wings
deep down in a forest, man.
271
00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:32,076
lt gonna cause a tree to fall over
5,000 miles away, man.
272
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:34,703
There ain't nobody see it,
nobody don't know it happen.
273
00:16:34,814 --> 00:16:39,251
You know, a baby born into this world
don't got no dang friends.
274
00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:43,914
Don't got no nothing but to come in
to find out all about the old evil, man.
275
00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:47,325
You don't even know what you going....
276
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:51,022
lt's like you're born into this world
and you got like this, man.
277
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:54,760
Dust ln The Wind, man,
or like a dang old Candle ln The Wind.
278
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,234
lt don't matter, All oldies all the time,
279
00:16:57,337 --> 00:17:00,670
You know what l think, man?
The dang old, ''l think, therefore you are, ''
280
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:04,073
That's what we tell ourselves,
isn't it, Boomhauer?
281
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,878
All right. l can do this.
282
00:17:12,085 --> 00:17:14,019
Nothing to be afraid of.
283
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,087
[Hissing]
284
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:20,715
PEGGY: Hank!
285
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,294
l can't find Bobby!
286
00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:26,422
Connie says he ran away
and he's already beyond the tri-yard area.
287
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,634
HANK: Bobby!
288
00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:31,834
Here's a fruit pie. You get Ladybird.
289
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:32,905
[Whistles]
290
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,637
Come on, smell the pie, girl.
291
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:41,372
All right. She's locked on Bobby's scent.
292
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,449
Come on, girl, let's go.
293
00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,016
PEGGY: Hurry, Hank!
294
00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:48,753
l hope he finds Bobby before dark.
295
00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:51,584
lt is hard to feel sorry for that little boy.
296
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:55,127
There are whole villages in lreland,
where children are too busy...
297
00:17:55,228 --> 00:17:57,355
sewing whooshes on tennis shoes
to run away.
298
00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:58,556
[Groaning]
299
00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,030
l heard enough from you.
300
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:04,570
The more you hold in, the more you put on
strange Sinead O'Connor act.
301
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,572
l cry river of tear for Buckley.
302
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,441
Why not you?
303
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,180
So l'm not crying for Buckley.
304
00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:18,614
Big deal. He doesn't deserve it.
305
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:27,151
BUCKLEY: For your birthday l wanted
to get you those earrings you like,,,
306
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,693
but l'm kind of tapped out, so,,,
307
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:31,696
here's some CDs l don't listen to anymore,
Later, Buckley,
308
00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:36,400
[Sobbing]
309
00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:37,731
Buckley.
310
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,835
My hair!
311
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:46,972
l'm so alone!
312
00:18:52,852 --> 00:18:54,376
OBADlAH: No, you're not.
313
00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,285
SlR REGlNALD: You're right as rain, what?
314
00:18:57,424 --> 00:19:00,018
And such a pretty young thing as well.
315
00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:05,056
But l don't wanna look pretty anymore.
316
00:19:06,332 --> 00:19:07,993
That's just rubbish.
317
00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:10,934
Every girl wants to look pretty. Righto?
318
00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:14,029
Why don't you try on that lovely wig?
319
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,245
How do l look?
320
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:25,582
SlR REGlNALD: Let's see it off again.
321
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:40,396
Dad, how'd you find me?
322
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:44,003
l let Ladybird sniff one of your fruit pies...
323
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:47,163
and she took me
around the block a few times.
324
00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:51,036
And then Mr. Krinski called
and said he saw you over here.
325
00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:53,908
He was probably just looking for his mom.
326
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,241
Yeah. So....
327
00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:03,380
l guess you're here 'cause of the way
l've been acting since the explosion.
328
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,282
When that happened
l was afraid you were dead.
329
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:10,885
And today you were talking to your friends
about dying...
330
00:20:10,997 --> 00:20:12,988
and l guess l freaked out.
331
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:16,100
Son, you shouldn't be worrying
about that stuff.
332
00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:18,170
Hopefully, it's a long way off,
333
00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:22,537
A boy your age ought to worry
about getting dates and making a team....
334
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,870
You know, getting dates.
335
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,575
My dying should be
at the bottom of the list.
336
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,046
You need to relax and enjoy life.
337
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,348
[Mystical instrumental music]
338
00:20:32,652 --> 00:20:36,110
Did l ever tell you the story
about the man and the tiger?
339
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:37,189
Uh-uh.
340
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,690
There was this man...
341
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:42,956
and he was being chased
by a ferocious tiger.
342
00:20:44,764 --> 00:20:48,359
Make that a lion, a Detroit Lion.
Two of them.
343
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:52,865
And the man was
Cowboy hall-of-famer Roger Staubach.
344
00:20:52,972 --> 00:20:56,169
l know him. He sells life insurance on TV.
345
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:59,302
Yeah. Anyway, the Lions were blitzing...
346
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:02,506
and Roger rolled out of the pocket,
running for his life.
347
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:06,676
He headed for the sidelines, but
these two Lions were closing in on him.
348
00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:10,882
Then out of the corner of his eye
he saw a strawberry,
349
00:21:11,157 --> 00:21:12,715
Cup of Gatorade.
350
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,651
Roger took a drink of that Gatorade.
351
00:21:16,863 --> 00:21:18,694
But l'll tell you something, son.
352
00:21:18,798 --> 00:21:22,894
lt was the sweetest sip of Gatorade
Roger ever tasted.
353
00:21:24,671 --> 00:21:26,298
[Exclaiming]
354
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,134
l get it.
355
00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:32,036
lt's funny, Dad. You told it great.
356
00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:34,745
l got an even better joke for you.
357
00:21:35,081 --> 00:21:36,241
Okay.
358
00:21:36,549 --> 00:21:39,746
Two Eskimos wanna buy a car together.
359
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,984
But only one of them knows how to drive.
360
00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:46,956
So they take a bus to the car store...
361
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,854
and they bring their money with them.
362
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:53,063
Did l say
they were trading in their dogsled?
363
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:56,033
HANK: No.
BOBBY: Good, 'cause that's the punch line.
364
00:21:56,603 --> 00:22:00,972
So, the money melts,
'cause it's a snowball,
365
00:22:01,074 --> 00:22:05,170
And they get there late
so they have to stay in a hotel,
366
00:22:06,346 --> 00:22:09,975
l'm gonna leave out the bellhop part
'cause it doesn't really go anywhere,
367
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,381
God, this is a good joke!
368
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:18,321
[Engine starting]
369
00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:23,721
WOMAN: Look out, it's gonna blow.
370
00:22:25,098 --> 00:22:26,463
Very funny.
371
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:28,223
You got a light?
372
00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:31,462
That's a real good one for the 15th time.
373
00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:35,530
Help, honey.
My arm's been blown off by propane.
374
00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:37,269
Ha-ha, Joe Jack.
375
00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:40,912
Seriously, baby,
thanks for blowing up the Mega Lo Mart.
376
00:22:41,014 --> 00:22:42,709
l didn't blow it up!
377
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:52,911
[Theme music]
378
00:23:21,642 --> 00:23:23,405
[School bell ringing]
379
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,670
[Bobby panting]
380
00:23:30,484 --> 00:23:31,576
[Screams]
381
00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:34,085
Kid, where's your hall pass?
382
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,853
You got me.
383
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:40,893
My name is Ramon Tavares.
l'm in Mr. Powell's class.
384
00:23:41,094 --> 00:23:42,561
Ramon Tavares?
385
00:23:42,929 --> 00:23:45,397
Why does your lunch bag say ''Bobby Hill''?
386
00:23:45,499 --> 00:23:47,797
Because we can't spell Ramon....
387
00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:49,963
What did l say?
388
00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,230
[Laughing]
389
00:23:51,371 --> 00:23:54,499
All right. Get going, Ramon.
390
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,734
-Bobby Hill!
-Yeah?
391
00:23:57,277 --> 00:23:58,676
You're good.
392
00:23:58,779 --> 00:24:00,076
[Laughing]
393
00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:02,573
Yup.
394
00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:04,583
-Yup.
-Yup.
395
00:24:05,118 --> 00:24:06,517
[Boomhauer grunts in agreement]
396
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:10,056
They dumped it right where we stand.
That's where we stand.
397
00:24:10,257 --> 00:24:13,590
Why would somebody leave a couch
behind my house?
398
00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:15,491
l know how it got here.
399
00:24:15,595 --> 00:24:19,258
One of them firefighting planes
scooped it up out of Lake Arlen.
400
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:22,426
You're not talking
about that dang old urban legend, man.
401
00:24:22,536 --> 00:24:26,267
lt's like that toothbrush
up that man's bottom.
402
00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:28,238
That true, too. That happened to me.
403
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,973
Look, treasure.
404
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:34,639
A rubber band and a sugar cube.
405
00:24:35,415 --> 00:24:37,246
[Exclaiming in pleasure]
406
00:24:37,718 --> 00:24:39,777
Have a little pride, Bill.
407
00:24:39,886 --> 00:24:43,014
lf we eat their garbage,
we're not much better than they are.
408
00:24:43,123 --> 00:24:45,216
Probably had a coffee table.
409
00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:47,993
lf this old couch could talk,,,,
410
00:24:48,795 --> 00:24:52,424
My name? My name is Hank Taxpayer...
411
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:54,792
and l want that couch removed.
412
00:24:54,901 --> 00:24:57,699
There are people who stand in that alley.
413
00:24:59,239 --> 00:25:00,433
We talk.
414
00:25:02,309 --> 00:25:04,971
That's not really your business, is it?
415
00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:08,147
Sports, mostly, you know.
416
00:25:09,816 --> 00:25:11,113
[Grunting]
417
00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:16,079
[Girls laughing]
418
00:25:17,524 --> 00:25:19,685
[Cheerful instrumental music]
419
00:25:22,829 --> 00:25:26,094
Guys, you've got to see this.
Bobby, do that walk again.
420
00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:27,393
Okay.
421
00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:29,696
[Yiddish accent]
What are you talking about?
422
00:25:29,803 --> 00:25:32,169
What are you talking about?
423
00:25:32,272 --> 00:25:33,739
[All laughing]
424
00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:39,039
What's so funny about that?
425
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:42,843
lt's adult humor, Connie.
l don't even get some of it.
426
00:25:43,683 --> 00:25:45,742
[Lively instrumental music]
427
00:25:49,289 --> 00:25:52,850
lt could be weeks
before the city comes and hauls this away.
428
00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:55,325
What? You say something, Hank?
429
00:25:56,129 --> 00:25:59,826
This is ridiculous.
l say we get rid of the couch ourselves.
430
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,258
[Bill sighing pleasurably]
431
00:26:02,569 --> 00:26:05,060
-What are you doing?
-l'm drinking beer.
432
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:07,640
l'm sitting on the couch, and l'm outside.
433
00:26:08,408 --> 00:26:11,809
l'm just going to take a break.
Five minutes, that's all.
434
00:26:11,912 --> 00:26:13,379
[Dale sighing]
435
00:26:14,214 --> 00:26:18,844
Man, don't sit like a bunch of
dang old lazy couch jockeys sitting there.
436
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:22,012
Look up there in the sky, man,
That dang old,,,,
437
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,384
[Boomhauer sighs]
438
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:26,559
Sorry. l don't want to be
no dang old Lucky Pierre, man.
439
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,093
Come on, Hank.
440
00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:32,362
All right. But if l don't like it,
l'm standing right back up.
441
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:38,770
[Birds chirping]
442
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:47,774
[Telephone ringing]
443
00:26:48,381 --> 00:26:50,679
HANK: Hello?
MARlE: Hi, can l speak to Bobby, please?
444
00:26:50,784 --> 00:26:53,344
l'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
445
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,919
Who was it, Dad?
446
00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:57,854
A girl asking for someone named Bobby.
447
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,015
Oh.
448
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:00,592
[Telephone ringing]
449
00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:03,924
HANK: Hello?
MARlE: Hi, Does Bobby Hill live there?
450
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,958
Hold on a second.
451
00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:09,035
Son, it's one of your friends
playing a prank.
452
00:27:09,436 --> 00:27:11,870
BOBBY: Hey, Joseph.
MARlE: Bobby, it's Marie,
453
00:27:12,138 --> 00:27:13,537
Oh. Hey!
454
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,506
MARlE: A bunch of us are going to hang out
at the mall, Wanna come?
455
00:27:16,877 --> 00:27:21,075
l did have a prior engagement,
but l can always tape it.
456
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,877
[Marie laughing]
457
00:27:26,953 --> 00:27:28,921
[Leaf blower running]
458
00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:31,483
[Cheerful instrumental music]
459
00:27:35,228 --> 00:27:36,695
[Electric drill whirring]
460
00:27:45,672 --> 00:27:49,699
BOBBY: What are you going to get, Marie?
MARlE: l don't eat anything with a head.
461
00:27:51,511 --> 00:27:53,172
l'm a vegetarian, Bobby.
462
00:27:55,015 --> 00:27:57,449
-l don't eat meat.
-My dad says...
463
00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:01,782
if God didn't want us to eat meat,
He wouldn't have invented steak sauce.
464
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,048
Your dad says that?
465
00:28:03,757 --> 00:28:04,746
Once.
466
00:28:04,858 --> 00:28:08,919
Did you know that the average person
consumes 500 chickens?
467
00:28:09,329 --> 00:28:12,730
That's enough chickens
to feed a whole starving village.
468
00:28:12,832 --> 00:28:14,959
But they shouldn't eat them.
469
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:17,160
Because that's bad.
470
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:22,207
-l'll have the chopped salad, please.
-And l'll have the BLT, please.
471
00:28:22,642 --> 00:28:26,271
-That has bacon, Bobby.
-Bacon doesn't have a head on it.
472
00:28:28,515 --> 00:28:30,983
Could you make that an LT, please?
473
00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:35,152
Tonight was fun.
My friends think you're a riot.
474
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,589
l really was choking at the food court,
but don't tell them that.
475
00:28:41,461 --> 00:28:43,486
There's a couch in the alley.
476
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:44,858
Sit down.
477
00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:49,702
-You want to kiss?
-l'll try anything once.
478
00:28:49,803 --> 00:28:52,704
l didn't think l'd like fruit pies,
but then l tried one...
479
00:28:52,806 --> 00:28:56,037
and if your kiss is anything
like a fruit pie, l'm sure--
480
00:28:56,142 --> 00:28:57,473
[Smooching]
481
00:29:01,081 --> 00:29:03,072
All right. See you around.
482
00:29:05,318 --> 00:29:06,285
[Grunting]
483
00:29:10,523 --> 00:29:11,581
[Peggy humming]
484
00:29:11,691 --> 00:29:16,151
Mom, Dad, did you see the sunrise
this morning?
485
00:29:16,429 --> 00:29:19,728
lt was the same color
as my girlfriend Marie's hair.
486
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:20,891
[Peggy sighs]
487
00:29:21,001 --> 00:29:23,026
Here's your coffee, sweetmeat.
488
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,160
[Bobby sniffing]
489
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,932
Reminds me of my girlfriend Marie.
490
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,508
She likes to drink her coffee black, too.
491
00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:32,908
Looks like they'll finally
cut down the big oak tree...
492
00:29:33,013 --> 00:29:34,776
in the middle of the ball park.
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