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What is comedy?
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I'm just kidding.
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What have I really began
the show like that?
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Hi, I'm BJ Novak, I am
so excited to welcome
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you to my television show,
its called The Premise.
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Every episode is
different, different cast,
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different story.
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Here we go.
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[music playing]
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Ethan Streiber is
the kind of guy
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who would do anything
to be an ally.
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He's about to find out
what anything means.
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This is social justice sex tape.
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[music playing]
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I didn't do anything
you were there.
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What did I do?
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I didn't do anything.
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Hey!
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[car door slams]
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[music playing]
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This is an injustice.
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You watched the season
finale without me?
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OK.
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Well, obviously I have
a lot of work second
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your associate gets
everybody's bitch work.
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Hey, gunner.
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Thank you.
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OK.
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Well, when Rayna gives
me one of my own cases
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you won't see me for months.
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Oh, it makes me deeply,
deeply happy to be
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talking to donors like you.
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I mean, my favorite
part of my job
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is actually talking to donors.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm so sorry. I got to go.
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Stacey Abrams has actually
just walked into my office.
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Yes.
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The real Stacey Abrams,
can you believe it?
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I'll tell her you said hi.
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OK.
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Bye.
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Getting your salary gunner.
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What's up?
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Do you remember the Darren
Williams arrest in Bed‐Stuy?
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Charged with aggravated
assault, he says the cop tripped
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and fell on his own.
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Body cams were off‐‐
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Yes, I'm familiar.
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Why?
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What am I looking at?
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Wait a second, is that‐‐
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I know.
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Is that‐‐
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Yup.
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‐A sex tape? ‐Darren Williams.
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Have you ever seen
anything like this before?
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I was referring to the context.
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Who's handling this case?
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A public defender.
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All right.
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For now.
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[laughter]
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We have to take this case.
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Oh, God.
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No, no, no, no, no, here.
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I wish we could take
all the cases, I do.
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But for every case that we take,
there's the ones that we don't.
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And do you seriously
want to go up
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against the cops with a sex
tape and a defendant that
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has a record?
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You have 1,000 emails fighting
for your attention, why would
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you want to lose on this one?
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We no longer have the freedom
of having nothing to lose, OK?
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Our reputation is our power.
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Rayna, in my gut I know
that this is important.
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I know there's been cases
I've pushed in the past but
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this one is different.
I know we can win.
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OK.
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Fine.
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You think this is
important then you
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go ahead and see what's there.
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And if there is, first chair.
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OK.
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Yeah?
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I got this.
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You got this?
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I'm going to take this tape
and get Darren Williams off.
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That came out wrong, didn't it?
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Get out of here.
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Mr. Williams, my name is Eve
stone, I'm a lawyer at CRA.
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We're a non‐profit
law firm and I'm
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interested in taking your case.
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I've been here for like
three months... why?
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Apparently there's a tape.
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Like a security cam?
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Not exactly.
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Is this you?
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No.
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Wha‐‐ What's wrong with you?
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Why would you show me that?
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I'm sorry.
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Obviously I'm so sorry that‐‐
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this part is this you?
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Is that you?
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Yeah.
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That's me.
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Your lawyer told me
you're planning to plead.
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I think we can
take this to trial.
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I'm a father facing 15.
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See they don't make this
shit easy in here at all.
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Darren I know that
you're innocent
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and I know I can prove it.
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Have you done cases
like this before?
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I haven't led a trial before.
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But there's never been a
trial like this before.
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OK.
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OK.
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Where did you get the tape from?
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Hey there, Ethan Streiber.
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I don't know if anyone
has announced me.
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I'm here to actually
present some evidence.
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So‐‐
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That is definitely him.
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He's here?
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‐Yeah. ‐OK.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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‐Hello. ‐Hey there.
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‐Hi, Ethan. ‐Hi.
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I'm Eve Stone, and this
is our founding partner
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Rayna Bradshaw.
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Lovely to meet you.
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I know all about your work.
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Can I just tell you?
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You're as stunning
as you are brilliant.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Come on in and sit down.
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So let's start
from the beginning.
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Absolutely.
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I grew up in Westchester and I
went to college at Middlebury.
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I studied creative writing.
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I did a bit of acappella with
the premier group on campus.
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Ethan, sorry.
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I believe she meant the
beginning of the tape.
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Where the tape starts.
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Duh! I live in Bed‐Stuy which
is a very diverse neighborhood.
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Gentrifying very quickly.
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Well, not if I can help it.
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Um it was a typical day for me.
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I was getting home
from a fundraiser
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where I heard Evon
Max Kennedy speak
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which was so illuminating.
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I was really pumped
up so I got to work
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amplifying important
voices and causes online.
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After a grueling workout,
with a couple of pals.
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I feel like I had
earned a little break
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so I decided to take
a stroll down memory
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lane with one of our
old romantic videos
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we made back in March.
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Sex‐‐
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And the romantic video is filmed
at the exact date and time
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of the Darren Williams arrest?
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Exactly.
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Who is my slam piece?
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That's you baby.
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[indistinct noises]
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit.
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Fuck.
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And that is when you
reached out to us?
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Yes.
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As soon as I finished watching
the tape I reached right out.
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So when you finished?
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And so I sent you the two
screenshots which are basically
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Exhibit A, Exhibit
B. They completely
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exonerate Darren Williams.
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Show those things, boom
case fucking closed.
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W‐‐ Not exactly.
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I know.
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I believe we're going to need
to see the video in full.
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Yeah, for context.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's no big deal.
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Sure.
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It's right on there.
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Thank you.
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We can just airplay it.
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OK.
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[audio playback]
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That's it.
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Have you agreed to do this babe?
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‐Put on some music? ‐Sure.
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[music playing]
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You want it in there?
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‐Oh, yeah. ‐Yeah?
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Just give me a couple
of miuntes here.
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[end playback]
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Wow.
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Oh, goodness.
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I'm sorry is that a
lower back tattoo.
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And what does that say?
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Fat.
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It says fate.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Thanks.
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It's the Fresh Prince photo.
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Fuck yeah.
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Can we maybe just
close the blinds first?
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Oh, there it is.
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Is that it?
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OK.
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Look.
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He trips and falls and
Darren's hands are still up.
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This destroys cops
the entire narrative.
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This makes the case.
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This is it.
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This is amazing.
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Wow, OK. Um.
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So. so sorry.
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Just for some
clarity here, is this
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going to be shown in court?
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This video, like open court?
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Oh, but don't worry, no.
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People have seen worse.
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Seriously.
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They see dead bodies,
maimed bodies‐‐
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Oh.
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Oh, rats.
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I just remembered something.
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You know how badly
I want to help
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but I don't have Vanessa's
consent to show this video.
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And she and I actually broke up.
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I don't think it's fair
to trigger her by bringing
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this all up again and‐‐
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I totally understand.
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I will call her for you.
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[screams]
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Yeah, yeah.
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Handled.
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[audio playback]
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Who is my slam piece?
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It's you baby.
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Yeah, do you like that?
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It's just sex, right?
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It's just the
birds and the bees.
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Do you know what I mean?
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It's funny.
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Porn gives people such a
distorted mental image of sex.
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Right.
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This is what it's
supposed to look like.
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Sure.
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She's in.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Great.
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OK.
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‐Contact him for us. ‐OK.
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Hey, maybe we could just play
devil's advocate for a second.
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Darren Williams, he's a bit
of a complicated guy, right?
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I mean, he's got
a criminal record?
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Well, you know he's an
activist and lots of activists
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have criminal records.
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, I have absolutely
zero issue with it.
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I think it's great
to have a record.
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I ultimately wish
that I had a record.
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But I think‐‐
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I'm just wondering what the
jury will think of that.
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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.
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We leave that to Eve.
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Here's the thing,
I can't believe
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I'm even going to say this.
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But everything I've
been seeing on the news
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I don't know that this
is even going to make
276
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that big of a difference.
277
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I mean, do we even really
trust the legal system here
278
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in this messed up
racist country?
279
00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:11,232
I mean, it's saddening to say
but maybe Malcolm was right.
280
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Maybe the system
is beyond saving.
281
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Did Malcolm say that?
282
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I've dedicated my entire
life to the opposite belief.
283
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Even what happened to
anything for the cause.
284
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Look I protest, I donate,
I march regularly.
285
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Thank you.
286
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I really believe in my bones
that Black lives matter.
287
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They do.
288
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It's just so much more
than anything honestly.
289
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But‐‐
290
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Ethan, I know you want
to make a difference
291
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and maybe this isn't
how you imagined it.
292
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But this is your
chance to be a hero.
293
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This is your chance to make a
difference, a big difference
294
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in a man's life.
295
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Ethan, this is your shot.
296
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And Ethan, you are not
throwing away your shot.
297
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I'm not throwing away my shot.
298
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I'll do it.
299
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OK.
300
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Bravo.
301
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We love you, Darren.
302
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,974
Hey, man I'm so
sorry to bug you.
303
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:40,452
Um we actually haven't
had a chance to meet yet
304
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,280
but I'm just a huge
fan of your activism.
305
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You actually quote‐‐
306
00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:44,752
All rise.
307
00:11:44,786 --> 00:11:46,823
All right, cool man. Thanks.
308
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You may be seated.
309
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[gavel being hit]
310
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Court is now in session.
311
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You will hear sworn testimony
from two heroic officers
312
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who survived a brutal
attack by the defendant.
313
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:08,432
And what will the defense
offer you, a sex tape.
314
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,838
Well, if that is all
that the defense is
315
00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,407
going to bring to
the table then we
316
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:18,452
will be forced to pick
it apart frame by frame.
317
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:21,526
The prosecution and the
defense agree on one thing,
318
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this case is all
about the evidence.
319
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,337
What you see will shock
320
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you, it will disgust you, but
if you are truly brave enough
321
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,221
to look really
carefully you will see
322
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,326
something equally upsetting.
323
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,035
Injustice.
324
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,880
Ethan, the police report
states that Darren Williams was
325
00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:52,454
on the corner of Wyeth
and Jefferson at 4:10 PM,
326
00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:55,093
can you confirm the
location of your apartment?
327
00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,061
Sure.
328
00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:58,567
I live on the corner
of Wyeth and Jefferson
329
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,436
um right above the
world's best bodega.
330
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,575
Now you happen to
have your camera
331
00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,848
on recording on that
exact intersection
332
00:13:05,881 --> 00:13:07,417
at that exact time?
333
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,450
Yes.
334
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,895
Please prepare yourselves
for what you're about to see.
335
00:13:16,936 --> 00:13:18,439
[audio playback]
336
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:22,848
I want you to focus on the
tramp stamp‐‐ time stamp please.
337
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,854
We're in out about three minutes
when the church bells start
338
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,862
to ring and the metadata
confirms that it is 4:00 PM.
339
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:34,171
We can jump ahead
to 13:32 and pause.
340
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[audio playback]
341
00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:36,910
If you could just
zoom in even more.
342
00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:38,847
Yeah just even deeper,
as deep as possible
343
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,354
on the incident‐‐ on the
police incident please.
344
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,857
Thank you.
345
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:48,232
We see Darren Williams
4:10 PM on the dot.
346
00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:49,502
Play please.
347
00:13:49,535 --> 00:13:53,209
As you can see two
officers approach Darren
348
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:57,017
and while his hands are
still clearly raised,
349
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:01,025
the officer trips shattering
his own elbow contradicting
350
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:04,431
their own statement that
there was aggravated assault.
351
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:09,074
Now Ethan, does that look like
my client assaulting somebody
352
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,309
to you?
353
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,445
Hard no.
354
00:14:11,478 --> 00:14:15,053
This tape is
unequivocal evidence
355
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:18,259
that the police lied
about this incident
356
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:22,902
and continue to lie
about it to this day.
357
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:25,139
So Ethan, what led
to your decision
358
00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:27,978
to masturbate to this sex tape?
359
00:14:28,012 --> 00:14:32,053
I guess I was lonely
and I had some work I
360
00:14:32,087 --> 00:14:37,531
was avoiding doing so I was
procrastinating, I guess.
361
00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:41,138
So the woman on the tape
identified as Vanessa Delacorte
362
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,307
is‐‐ um...
363
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,309
well, there's
really no other way
364
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,022
to say this‐‐ much more
attractive than you?
365
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:45,647
Objection.
366
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,585
Opinion not fact.
367
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:48,620
Overruled.
368
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,557
I'll allow it as fact.
369
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,195
Had you two had sex before?
370
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:54,464
Yeah, obviously.
371
00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:57,638
And she willingly
engaged in that again.
372
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,406
Uh‐huh.
373
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,575
7:47 please.
374
00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,445
[audio playback]
375
00:15:01,478 --> 00:15:04,451
I mean, you can see
he is completely
376
00:15:04,484 --> 00:15:07,558
missing her entire area there.
377
00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:09,629
17:12, zoom in.
378
00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:10,597
Yes.
379
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:12,635
And how old are you Ethan?
380
00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:13,603
Twenty nine.
381
00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:16,576
Twenty nine years old.
382
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:20,617
And yet that is clearly the
scrotum of a much older man.
383
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,124
Left testicle almost twice the
size of the right testicle.
384
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,032
It's just really‐‐ it's
just not adding up, is it?
385
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,702
Now you have a lot
of Black friends,
386
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,205
don't you Mr. Streiber?
387
00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:31,940
Yeah, of course.
388
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,075
A ton.
389
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:35,547
Well, is it possible that
the man in the purple hoodie
390
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:40,423
could be one of your friends,
perhaps a fellow crisis actor?
391
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,127
Crisis actor?
392
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,301
Finally, tell us Ethan, what
is the name of the folder
393
00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:48,239
that you keep this video in?
394
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:49,709
Unreal.
395
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:53,182
And what is the connection
of the content of Unreal?
396
00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:56,155
That's album in my phone
where I keep all my‐‐
397
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,560
everybody's got that
place where they keep
398
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:01,365
all the stuff that gets you‐‐
399
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,367
Fantasies?
400
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,235
Yeah, yeah.
401
00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,337
Exactly.
402
00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:09,014
That maybe never happened,
that are maybe unreal‐‐
403
00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,760
Are they going to believe
this video was fake?
404
00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:12,453
‐‐which is more likely?
405
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:15,994
A man who looks like this
who had sex with a woman who
406
00:16:16,028 --> 00:16:19,100
looks like that in
the most profoundly
407
00:16:19,134 --> 00:16:25,046
bizarre manner or a millennial
incel who is so desperate to be
408
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:29,722
a hero to his progressive peers
that he might have fabricated
409
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:37,755
a deepfake that is exactly
what he says it is, Unreal?
410
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,376
So here's how we're going
to bring Darren home,
411
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,581
we're going to open up your
entire phone for everybody
412
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,017
to see.
413
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,687
Every picture, every
video, everything
414
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,023
you've ever searched.
415
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:48,560
We're going to
call on your exes.
416
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,365
That's how we're going to paint
a complete picture of Ethan
417
00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:52,333
Streiber.
418
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,646
No, no. no. I'm just
feeling‐‐ I'm sorry.
419
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:54,337
I'm sorry.
420
00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:55,483
I'm feeling uncomfortable. OK.
421
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:57,286
I don't like that I've
become this like white Savior
422
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,445
figure in this trial.
423
00:16:58,479 --> 00:16:59,525
I don't think
that's appropriate.
424
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:02,253
This should be about you
ladies and Darren. Right?
425
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:05,527
I‐‐ I just don't think that
I should be centered in this
426
00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:09,034
narrative. Okay. I need to
just remove myself. Okay...
427
00:17:09,669 --> 00:17:10,804
Oh, God.
428
00:17:10,837 --> 00:17:12,283
I feel so much better this
is the right move ultimately
429
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:13,142
I think. You know my
430
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,187
e‐therapist keeps
telling me I need
431
00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:16,114
to listen to the physical
sensations in my body.
432
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:17,718
So you fantastic
ladies are going
433
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,487
to return to doing
what you're doing best
434
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,393
and I will go back to
doing what I do best‐‐
435
00:17:22,427 --> 00:17:25,099
donating, protesting, marching.
436
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:27,437
Ethan, no. All right.
437
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:31,746
We are in too deep
to turn back now, OK?
438
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,384
Either you let us open
up the Unreal folder‐‐
439
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,292
and yeah it's embarrassing‐‐
or Darren Williams goes
440
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,396
to prison for 15 years.
441
00:17:40,429 --> 00:17:42,835
It's time to pick a side Ethan.
442
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,574
Are you with us or not?
443
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:06,281
[music playing] I now enter into
evidence the entire contents
444
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:09,354
of Ethan Streiber's phone.
445
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:13,095
Please brace yourselves.
446
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:16,301
I'm now opening
the folder, Unreal.
447
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:27,256
Let the record show 47
homemade videos and 650 still
448
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,495
images and screenshots,
some dating
449
00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:34,739
back as far as seven years all
establishing a relevant pattern
450
00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:38,613
that the sex you saw on tape
was consistent with his behavior
451
00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,517
and proclivities.
452
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,657
I now call to the stand
Vanessa Delacorte, the woman
453
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,130
who appeared in the video.
454
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,737
Please proceed whenever
you're ready Ms. Delacorte.
455
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:52,574
It's difficult for
me to be here today
456
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:56,481
and to expose this chapter
of my life to the public.
457
00:18:56,516 --> 00:18:59,522
But I do it to shed light
on an important issue
458
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,393
larger than myself.
459
00:19:02,427 --> 00:19:07,303
How our society gaslights
insecure young women
460
00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:10,409
that they should be with
white men who have nothing
461
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:15,854
to offer them but unearned
status, privilege,
462
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:19,194
and arrogance.
463
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:24,505
I am here today to
tell the world I am not
464
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,174
the woman you saw on that tape.
465
00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:30,817
Not anymore.
466
00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,627
Thank you Ms. Delacorte.
467
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,397
Let's just get to it, shall we?
468
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,535
Did Ethan ever make you orgasm?
469
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:40,704
Never.
470
00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:41,815
And would you be
the type to fake it?
471
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:43,576
He wouldn't have noticed.
472
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:46,916
So could the screams on the tape
have been coming from Ethan?
473
00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:51,425
He made more of a grunting sound
like a car that couldn't start.
474
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,765
Would you be so kind as to
demonstrate that for the jury?
475
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:56,368
It's soon, it's
soon, it's soon‐‐
476
00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:57,547
It's soon, it soon, it soon‐‐
477
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,582
It's soon, it soon, it's soon‐‐
478
00:19:58,606 --> 00:19:59,651
It's soon it's soon it's soon
479
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,612
It's now.
480
00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:03,683
A pattern emerges.
481
00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:04,995
He did this thing with his arms.
482
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:08,258
This weird thing with his arms.
483
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,427
[audio playback]
484
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:11,465
A clear pattern.
485
00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:12,768
And what songs did he play?
486
00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:14,437
It was always the same song‐‐
487
00:20:14,471 --> 00:20:15,707
Back That Ass Up.
488
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,711
We rarely made it
past Back That Ass Up.
489
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:18,747
What did he call you?
490
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,483
He called me slam piece.
491
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:21,384
Slam piece.
492
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:21,953
Slam piece.
493
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:22,888
[audio playback]
494
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,656
This is my slam piece
495
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,025
[end playback]
496
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:27,430
So a pattern.
497
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:28,833
I am Ethan's doctor.
498
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,674
He has visited me for many
STD scares over the years.
499
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,413
Most imagined several real.
500
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:38,520
And yes this indeed
is his real scrotum.
501
00:20:38,553 --> 00:20:41,692
The man on the tape, is
the real Ethan Streiber.
502
00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:44,364
I never forget a
scrotum like that.
503
00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:45,399
Thank you doctor.
504
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:46,903
No further questions.
505
00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:50,677
Now, you're not a licensed
therapist, is that correct?
506
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:51,913
Right.
507
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,952
I'm a team member
at your ecouncillor.
508
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:57,958
And you might have some
insight into Ethan Streiber's
509
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:58,927
psychology?
510
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,362
Again, I'm a team member.
511
00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,768
I handle a lot of people.
512
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:08,780
Well, I went through more than
10,000 of Mr. Streiber's tweets
513
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:12,019
and I just want to understand
the psychology and credibility
514
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,057
of that type of individual.
515
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,562
This one calls for
abolishing the police.
516
00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:19,334
This one calls from
our law enforcement
517
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,670
at a Tame Impala show.
518
00:21:20,704 --> 00:21:22,774
Never trust the
government, never
519
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:26,047
trust the
pharmaceutical industry,
520
00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,720
and then the government
is doing an amazing job
521
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:29,989
rolling out the vaccine.
522
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,059
You're an idiot if
you don't get it.
523
00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:34,330
This one says MJ is
the GOAT, this one
524
00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:35,801
says LeBron is the GOAT.
525
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,771
We can't have two GOATs.
526
00:21:37,805 --> 00:21:40,577
And what do you all
think of this one?
527
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:44,083
"Maybe more cops will
go to jail if they
528
00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:48,827
didn't put the stupidest
people in America on juries."
529
00:21:58,078 --> 00:22:00,115
I shouldn't of taken this case.
530
00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:02,521
Why did you want
this case so badly?
531
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,357
It‐‐ It just cut
through my inbox.
532
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,426
You know.
533
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:07,430
There's two types of tapes
that go around, right?
534
00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:09,869
There's the "stop
what you're doing,
535
00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:11,906
you have to watch this video."
536
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,845
And then there's the
"stop what you're doing
537
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:17,684
you have to watch this video."
538
00:22:17,718 --> 00:22:19,688
I thought the people that
tuned these things out
539
00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:22,393
might pay attention if it was
the kind of ridiculous video
540
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,965
they watch every day.
541
00:22:24,999 --> 00:22:30,510
I had this big ridiculous dream
that I could change things,
542
00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:35,119
that I could make a difference,
and I took this big swing
543
00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:39,662
and now real people are
caught up in my mistake.
544
00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:42,701
The jury just thinks
he's a woke ally
545
00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:46,676
or whatever he's
not even that guy.
546
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:50,884
I get that you are supposed
to learn from your mistakes
547
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:56,696
but it is not fair that
people have to pay for mine.
548
00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:59,067
You know what's funny?
549
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,135
No.
550
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:04,177
The worst this case goes
the more I believe in you.
551
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,181
What does that mean?
552
00:23:06,214 --> 00:23:09,888
I can see your ambition.
553
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,792
I can see your heart.
554
00:23:12,961 --> 00:23:14,531
You know...
555
00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:17,671
Sometimes pressure brings
out who people really are.
556
00:23:27,189 --> 00:23:27,958
I don't think so.
557
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,530
[phone ringing]
558
00:23:37,143 --> 00:23:38,278
What's up dad?
559
00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:42,821
Tom Brady after every game
he reviewed the game tapes.
560
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:46,061
See what went wrong, what
could have gone better,
561
00:23:46,094 --> 00:23:48,566
look I just want to
say I'm proud of you.
562
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,744
You're going to get better to.
563
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:51,438
[phone ringing]
564
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,471
Oh, my God.
565
00:23:54,878 --> 00:23:56,114
Oh, my God.
566
00:23:56,147 --> 00:23:58,720
It leaked. Oh shit.
567
00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:03,137
Yo all the porn sites
are shutting down.
568
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:05,500
There's no one going to trying
to beat their meat to this.
569
00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:07,904
All of a sudden you get
home, hop on p‐hub, they
570
00:24:07,938 --> 00:24:10,844
got the social justice
category right above step up.
571
00:24:10,877 --> 00:24:12,514
I love those guys.
572
00:24:12,547 --> 00:24:14,718
I'm about to make this shit
light up Tik‐Tok right now.
573
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,865
I don't even want to see a
dance move based on the shot.
574
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:20,497
[music playing]
575
00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:21,530
Fuck.
576
00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:28,656
I got a small penis on how
to plump it like a Reebok.
577
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,915
[laughter]
578
00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:33,155
On the bridge he's like,
Black Lives Matter.
579
00:24:33,188 --> 00:24:34,758
[laughter]
580
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:35,792
[shouts]
581
00:24:37,029 --> 00:24:42,073
A police incident. A sex tape.
And a highly unusual scrotum.
582
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:45,714
I'm Michael, this is the daily.
583
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,005
The tape leaked.
584
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,038
Who leaked it?
585
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:03,048
Your office had it?
586
00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:04,150
Who would leak it?
587
00:25:04,183 --> 00:25:06,555
W‐‐ What the hell
this turning into?
588
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,926
I didn't want to
be a famous case.
589
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,762
Darren.
590
00:25:09,795 --> 00:25:11,899
What?
591
00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:14,571
I need you to trust me on this.
592
00:25:14,605 --> 00:25:16,107
I got this.
593
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,778
Then get it.
594
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:20,583
How would the defense
like to proceed?
595
00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:22,253
Your Honor, the
defense would like
596
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:26,562
to recall Ethan Streiber
back to the stand.
597
00:25:26,595 --> 00:25:27,964
What the fuck?
598
00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:30,302
Ms. Stone, you've already
examined this witness.
599
00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:32,239
I know Your Honor
and I would not
600
00:25:32,273 --> 00:25:34,578
do this if it wasn't serious.
601
00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:37,517
The defense believes the witness
may have perjured himself.
602
00:25:40,022 --> 00:25:40,990
Very well.
603
00:25:41,024 --> 00:25:42,661
Are you fucking kidding me?
604
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:54,159
Ethan do you know
why I've called you
605
00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:56,254
back up to the stand?
606
00:25:56,287 --> 00:25:57,958
There's a pattern
of discrepancies
607
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:02,233
between who you say you
are and who you really are.
608
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:04,938
You went to the
women's march and yet
609
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:07,276
we all saw how you
talked to Vanessa.
610
00:26:07,309 --> 00:26:08,880
I'll strive to do better.
611
00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:11,719
Under oath you said
you had and I quote,
612
00:26:11,752 --> 00:26:13,623
"A ton of Black friends."
613
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,992
Sick. Yes, I do.
614
00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:16,762
Why would I apologize for that?
615
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:20,169
Ethan, can you name a single
black friend of yours?
616
00:26:20,202 --> 00:26:20,670
Yeah.
617
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:23,108
Can I, yes. Um...
618
00:26:23,141 --> 00:26:25,245
Joe.
619
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,051
Joe from my building.
620
00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:30,857
Let's see FM, he's my‐‐
621
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,193
from the fund.
622
00:26:32,226 --> 00:26:34,865
Ethan we have the entire
contents of your phone
623
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,769
entered into evidence.
624
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:40,844
Would I find either of
those two numbers on there?
625
00:26:40,877 --> 00:26:41,745
I'm sure.
626
00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,148
On a group text maybe.
627
00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:46,789
What about you?
628
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,325
You're my friend.
629
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,728
Ethan I'm not your friend.
630
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,076
OK, you know what?
631
00:26:57,109 --> 00:26:57,911
You know what?
632
00:26:57,944 --> 00:26:59,815
All I wanted to
do is help. Okay.
633
00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:00,850
And everybody is just‐‐
634
00:27:00,884 --> 00:27:04,825
everybody is just making
it impossible. Okay.
635
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:08,733
Everybody is dragging me for
not being a perfect person.
636
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:11,204
I've really done everything
I can think of to do.
637
00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:13,676
I posted that black square,
I deleted that black square,
638
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,221
I reposted the black
square, and then I
639
00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:16,214
redeleted the black square.
640
00:27:16,247 --> 00:27:19,220
And literally nothing
is ever enough. Okay.
641
00:27:19,253 --> 00:27:21,090
And everyone on
all sides is just
642
00:27:21,124 --> 00:27:23,361
destroying me to show
how good they are.
643
00:27:23,395 --> 00:27:25,700
Well, how am I supposed
to get a job after this?
644
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,169
Hm? You ever thought of that?
645
00:27:27,203 --> 00:27:29,708
How am I ever going to
get a date after this?
646
00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:32,179
Do you realize how deeply
fucked up this is for me.
647
00:27:32,213 --> 00:27:33,114
[gavel being hit] Language.
648
00:27:33,148 --> 00:27:34,852
No, no, no, no. This
system is fucked up.
649
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:35,720
You know what? Actually,
650
00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:37,791
actually both systems
are fucked up.
651
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,369
The justice system wants
to fuck people like Darren.
652
00:27:39,393 --> 00:27:41,765
And the social justice system
wants to fuck people like me.
653
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:42,433
[gavel being hit]
654
00:27:42,466 --> 00:27:43,803
And I'm not perfect.
655
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,305
Did I ever say
that I was perfect?
656
00:27:45,339 --> 00:27:48,245
I am so deeply fucked up in
a myriad of fucked up ways
657
00:27:48,278 --> 00:27:50,817
just like everybody
fucking in this room is.
658
00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:53,188
But I try so hard.
659
00:27:53,221 --> 00:27:55,192
I really try all the time
to do the right thing
660
00:27:55,225 --> 00:27:57,196
but it seems like the
harder I try the more
661
00:27:57,229 --> 00:27:59,000
I just get incessantly shit on.
662
00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:00,803
So forget it.
663
00:28:00,837 --> 00:28:04,277
I quit, it's all over, fuck
this court, fuck this system,
664
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:05,813
and fuck this woke bullshit.
665
00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:08,051
[gavel being hit]
666
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,979
The defense rests.
667
00:28:22,012 --> 00:28:25,018
Witness dismissed.
668
00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:27,724
It must be nice to be
able to get that man.
669
00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:46,332
Has the jury reached a verdict?
670
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,776
Your Honor, the jury finds
the defendant not guilty.
671
00:28:53,809 --> 00:28:54,176
Yeah.
672
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:54,978
[shouts]
673
00:28:55,012 --> 00:28:56,247
Yes.
674
00:28:56,281 --> 00:28:57,281
Yes.
675
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:07,938
[gavel being hit]
676
00:29:07,971 --> 00:29:08,971
Is that what it took?
677
00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:13,916
Y'all wouldn't be here if
it wasn't for that tape.
678
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:16,354
Is that what it takes?
679
00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:18,224
[laughter]
680
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:21,297
Is that what it
takes like seriously?
681
00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:26,040
Do these videos have to be
more obscene every time?
682
00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:29,948
More shocking every time?
683
00:29:29,982 --> 00:29:34,791
I just want to take this time
to thank my lawyer Eve Stone,
684
00:29:34,825 --> 00:29:36,361
I want to thank
the judge, I want
685
00:29:36,394 --> 00:29:41,839
to thank the jury, the bailiff,
the stenographer, and Jesus.
686
00:29:41,872 --> 00:29:42,841
I want to thank Jesus‐‐
687
00:29:42,874 --> 00:29:43,509
Sketch?
688
00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:44,911
The sketch artist.
689
00:29:44,945 --> 00:29:46,481
I want to thank‐‐
690
00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:48,986
I want to thank you all for
having to sit through all that.
691
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,455
Wow.
692
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,564
I got to thank my aunt,
she came through everyday‐‐
693
00:29:54,598 --> 00:29:57,036
That's a great speech.
694
00:29:57,069 --> 00:30:00,042
I didn't make it in but‐‐
695
00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:04,317
Ethan, you know he's
grateful to you too.
696
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:07,489
You said I'd be a hero for this.
697
00:30:07,524 --> 00:30:08,926
I didn't say you'd
look like one.
698
00:30:22,252 --> 00:30:23,421
This is just the beginning.
699
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,425
I'm never going to
forget any of this.
700
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:28,131
While I have you attention, I
guess it really just comes down
701
00:30:28,164 --> 00:30:29,266
to this.
702
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,204
In the sex tape
that is life always
703
00:30:31,237 --> 00:30:34,276
remember there's probably
somebody getting screwed
704
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,882
even harder out of frame.
705
00:30:36,915 --> 00:30:38,151
Wow.
706
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,022
And not everybody
has a tape like this.
707
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:43,896
As a matter of fact, not
anybody has a tape like this.
708
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,300
[laughter]
709
00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:47,302
Nicely done.
710
00:30:47,336 --> 00:30:50,610
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