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[music playing]
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[The Brain] Thismoment in history is oursto do with what we will.
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The hour upon us is dark.
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Our very way of life
is under attack.
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Our dedication to evil,
besieged.
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But we will not shy
from adversity.
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Niles Caulder will be stopped.
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Evidently, he's taken out
our man in Paraguay.
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And that insufferable
Eric Morden along with him.
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Je m'en fous.
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[The Brain] In light of this
new intelligence, it appears
we're next on his list.
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However, it'll take much more
than whatever two-bit army
Caulder's building to stop us.
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Monsieur Mallah...
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Send him in.
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Kindly send him in, please.
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-I thought you said
this was fixed.
-It was working this morning.
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-We have access to the most
intelligent alien technologies.
-Give me a second...
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-And we can't even...
Oh, God damn it.
-Let me just try and see...
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-Just leave it. Leave it!
-Oh, okay. Fine. Okay.
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Maureen, send him in!
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[winding]
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-[dramatic orchestral music]
-Behold!
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Garguax the Decimator!
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Eater of worlds!
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Annihilator of Zortain!
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Raider of the seven galaxies
of Cressida!
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It's just us, Samuelson. Relax.
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[The Brain] Thank you
for coming, Garguax.
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You've already been briefed,
so I'll be quick.
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Our crusade against Caulder
is in jeopardy,
and we need back up.
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When this transponder
gives the signal, you'll know
the targets onsite.
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She must be eliminated
swiftly and with severity.
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Of course.
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And who is the target?
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[The Brain] You're our mosttrusted ally, Garguax.
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We're counting on you.
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The fate of our entireorganization restsin your hands.
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Make us proud.
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[Samuelson chuckles]
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[mimicking ray gun sound]
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[powering up]
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Week one. We're in.
No sign of the target.
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But when she dares
to show her face,
we'll be ready.
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In the meantime,
our presence here
will go completely unnoticed.
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[indistinct conversations]
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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Behold!
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Garguax The Decimator!
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Eater of worlds!
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Annihilator of Zortain!
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Raider of the Seven galaxies
of Cressida.
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[cutlery clatters]
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[music continues to play]
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-[music stops]
-[footsteps approaching]
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Jim Thompson.
Life Group Insurance.
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And he said to me,
"I am a proctologist."
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And I say, "Great!
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Then you shouldn't have
any trouble...
[speaks alien language]
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[laughs]
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[translating] Pulling your head
out of your ass.
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[laughs]
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[all laughing]
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Week 87.
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Still no sign.
Ever vigilant, Garguax.
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Week 143.
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Still no sign.
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Week 247. Week 292.
Still no sign. Still no sign.
Still no sign.
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Still no sign.
Ever vigilant, Garguax.
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Week 326.
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Still no sign.
Ever vigilant, Garguax.
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-[hangs up]
-[machine powers down]
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[Samuelson] My Lord...
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My Lord...
[stammers]
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My God...
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[snoring]
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Week 2189.
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Still no sign of the target.
Ever vigilant...
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[machine powers down]
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God damn it!
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[keys jangle]
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[distant blaring]
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-[scoffs]
-[blaring stops]
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[sighs]
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[clears throat]
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[Niles] There are mysteriousthings in this world that bearkeeping an eye on...
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[distant blaring]
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[yelps]
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Shit...
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Shit...
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Oh!
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Ah!
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[grunting]
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[straining]
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[pants]
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-[squishing]
-God damn it, Larry.
Where are you when I need you?
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Is that what I think it is?
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Is that your home, pal?
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You wanna show me your home?
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Oh, God...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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[Larry grunts]
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[baby crying]
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Hey, little buddy.
It's okay.
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I gotcha. I gotcha.
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It's okay.
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All good. I'm on it.
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Think this little hellraiser
was just looking
for some attention.
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Which is why we were hoping
to let him cry it out,
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so that he can start going
to sleep on his own.
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What? No!
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You can't spoil a baby
in the fourth trimester.
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He'll get into a rhythm
when he's ready.
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Okay. Thanks, Cliff.
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It's okay, sweet boy.
It's okay.
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Dad, is your hand--
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Turkey cheddar sandwiches
are out in the kitchen.
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Toasted the rolls,
just like you like.
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I put together
the new stroller.
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Finished up a load of laundry,
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and I'll swing by the market
to grab some more diapers
for Professor Poopypants here.
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Anything else you want me
to get while I'm there?
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Uh, no, I think we're good.
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Okay. Cool, cool, cool.
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I'm gonna go get the mail.
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Awesome.
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[sighs]
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I get the guy wants
to make up for lost time,
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but... does he got
to do it all at once?
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He's just excited.
Hey, have you by any chance
noticed how his hand--
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-[baby crying]
-Oh, God.
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Uh, sorry, a bit jammed up.
Baby's fine.
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Just a little sun shower.
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Hey.
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It's okay, Rory.
It's okay.
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[sighs]
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You all right?
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Yep! This is just...
It happens sometimes.
All good.
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All right.
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Come on, you stupid fucking
piece of shit robot body.
God damn it!
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[Grid] Call initiated.
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[man] You're shitting me.
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[woman]
I shit you not, dude.
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Our leadon the Quorom breachchecked out.
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Evers had help.
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[man] Who? Wait.
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Let's not talk on open line.
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[Grid] Call terminated.
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Grid.
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Run another facial recognition
search on Roni Evers.
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[Grid] Scanning.
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Inconclusive.
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Where are you?
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Grid, cross check her
last known whereabouts with--
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-[Grid]
Mandatory shutdown initiated.
-[beeping]
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-Grid, what are you--
-[powering down]
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[breathing heavily]
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What the hell?
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[cell phone dialing]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[sighs]
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-Let me explain.
-Explain what?
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Why I'm standing here
calling you from a flip phone
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I haven't used
since middle school?
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[Silas over phone]
I was gonna call,
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but things have been
a bit tense around here lately.
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What's going on?
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Your actionshad consequences.
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That's what's going on.
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What?
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Quorum sent S.T.A.R. Labstheir security feedfrom a few days back.
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And guess who madequite a cameo.
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All right.
I know how it looks.
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I won't sit hereand pretend to understandwhy you did what you did.
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But this is bad.
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No matter the excuse,
at the end of the day,
Cyborg let a criminal go free.
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That's all I am to you?
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Cyborg, brought to you
by S.T.A.R. Labs.
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Don't even try it.
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-We both know that's not true.
-Isn't it?
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If it were, I wouldn't be doingeverything in my power
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to smooth this overand save your ass.
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So, maybe a little gratitude?
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[sighs]
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They can't just shut me down.
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You shut yourself down, son.
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There's got to be something
I can do.
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Don't do anythingto piss them offmore than you already have.
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-Just lie low.
-Can I at least just--
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Just. Lie. Low.
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[Rita] Excuse me?
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Hello?
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A little help, please?
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Hello?
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Ugh...
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What the hell happened?
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[Rita] Oh, just one
of my episodes.
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I need to get out of here.
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I'll get the sump pump.
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[Rita] I mean, out of this
insufferable house.
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Everywhere you turn
in this place,
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it's Niles, Niles, Niles.
It's exhausting.
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All right. So take a walk.
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I was thinking more
like a vacation.
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A proper vacation.
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I can't go on vacation
right now.
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-I got a lot going on.
-Oh, really?
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Like what?
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[sighs]
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I'll get my laptop.
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[woman] That won't
be necessary.
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Oh. Hey.
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-I wanna say, um--
-Secretary.
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If you need assistance
booking travel, allow me.
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Done.
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Codsville Mountain Resort.
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It satisfies
all the requirements
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I assume you're looking for.
All-inclusive, inexpensive,
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remote, quiet, cable TV
and bottomless mimosa brunches
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every day in a place
called the "Bing-Bang Room."
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[Rita] Sold!
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-You coming?
-[gasps]
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Oh!
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I'm saving up my vacation days
for a trip to Dollywood.
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[chuckles softly]
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Okay. But does
Jane wanna come?
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I'm sorry.
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Jane's currently unavailable.
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[Jane] Kay?
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What are you doing up here?
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I was curious.
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It's been a while since
I last looked out.
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I didn't even think
you knew this place existed.
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-Are you okay?
-I was going to ask you
the same thing.
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What do you mean?
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[whimpering] Niles.
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He's gone now.
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-Are you sad?
-It's complicated.
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But I'm fine.
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They're going on a trip.
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I'll tell them bon voyage.
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We're not going?
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I don't really need a vacation.
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Wait, do you wanna go?
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I think we should.
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I think it might
be good for you.
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[sighs]
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I'm in.
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But you fuck rags
better not ruin this.
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[Rita] Hoorah!
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Victor, fetch the sump pump.
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00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,775
What about Tin Man?
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Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Fucking shit body. Fuck!
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00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,518
-Still no luck?
-Any second now.
260
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,520
You sure there's no one
we can call?
261
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,022
Sweetie, It's fine. I'm okay.
262
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,857
Really.
263
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:42,895
This doesn't have anything
to do with your hand issue,
does it?
264
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,063
What hand issue?
265
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,799
Dad...
266
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,568
Come on, seriously,
I'm not stupid.
I've seen your hand tremor.
267
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,637
Oh, that?
268
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,140
It's nothing. It's probably
just some built up electrical
discharge or some shit.
269
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,410
Mel's mee-maw
had a similar issue.
270
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,714
Before she...
271
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:03,949
before she passed away.
272
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,217
Mel's mee-maw?
273
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,220
Who died when she was
like 193?
274
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,158
What was it?
275
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:14,993
Parkinson's.
276
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,831
Well, that sucks.
277
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,934
But last I checked, robots
don't get Parkinson's.
278
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,170
-Maybe robots
with human brains can?
-Uh-huh...
279
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,272
Look, I'm not trying
to freak you out or anything.
280
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,308
I just think you need
to get it checked out.
281
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,576
I'm fine.
282
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,178
Dad...
283
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,648
I am really happy we're
in each other's lives again.
284
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,650
I am.
285
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,586
But if you're going to keep
looking after Rory
286
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,422
and driving my wife nuts
in the process,
287
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,290
I need to be sure
it's safe.
288
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,159
For his sake.
289
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,300
And also I love you.
290
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:57,970
I love you, too.
291
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,011
[sighs]
292
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,214
[Jane] Hey, dipshit.
293
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,350
Oh. Hey guys.
294
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,486
-We're going on vacation.
-Huh. Nice suitcase?
295
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,522
-[Rita groans]
-Not a suitcase.
296
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,023
It's a useless sack of shit.
297
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,491
[Rita] I heard that.
298
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,459
It's me, Cliff.
299
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,294
-Rita.
-Like I said.
300
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,229
So, you in or what?
301
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,964
Fuck yes.
302
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,334
Oh, uh...
303
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,570
Can someone do me a solid
and knock me on my ass
real quick?
304
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,138
That usually loosens
me right up.
305
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,706
-You sure
that's really such a--
-[Rita groans]
306
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,874
With fucking pleasure!
307
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,509
[Cliff yelling]
308
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,913
Thanks, Hammerhead!
309
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,584
[Vic] What a ghost town.
310
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,921
[Cliff] Was this really
the best place
Secretary could find?
311
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,155
[Rita] Is it dreadful?
312
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,824
Please tell me
it's not dreadful.
313
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,726
-[Vic] Well, there's a lake.
-[Rita] Oh.
314
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,762
This says not to swim.
315
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,097
Leeches gather
along the shoreline.
316
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,367
-[Rita] Oh, dear God.
-Quiet, sack.
317
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,069
They have Wi-Fi, right?
318
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:08,340
They have a rotary phone
in the lobby
for $2.99 a minute.
319
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:13,412
But it seems
like there's lots of cool
activities on the grounds.
320
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,180
Like that one.
321
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,250
What is it?
322
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,285
[Cliff] It's called
The Backbone.
323
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,721
Quickest way to discover
who you really are.
324
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,225
The only way
to reach the top
is to let go of all your fear.
325
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,762
Ooh, says here
326
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:34,733
back in the '70s,
Nixon climbed up, and when
he came back down, he resigned.
327
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,073
Huh!
328
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,608
[breathing heavily]
329
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,273
[gasping]
330
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,979
[breathing heavily]
331
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,641
[breathes heavily]
332
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,892
What was that?
333
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,748
Hey, pal.
334
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,786
Negative Spirit release.
335
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,763
Where'd you go?
336
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,405
[sighs]
337
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,639
[dialing]
338
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,831
You're not actually going
to climb that thing, are you?
339
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,233
Why? What's the problem?
340
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,936
-It's a death trap.
-Chickenshit.
341
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,573
All right.
Up you go.
342
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,414
[grunting]
343
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,919
You going to get that
checked out any time soon?
344
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,154
Jesus Christ,
you sound like my daughter.
345
00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:19,357
What the hell's the point
in getting me checked out?
346
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,092
So you can find out
what's wrong?
347
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,695
And then what?
Sink into another
20 year depression
348
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,199
when I also find out
that there's nothing
I can actually do about it?
349
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,035
-Maybe there is.
-Right. 'Cause I'm that lucky.
350
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,771
Nah! If I'm living
on borrowed time,
351
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:35,006
I'm not going to
waste it like I did before.
352
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,143
I'm going
to enjoy the ever-living
fuck out of it.
353
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,312
And finding out
I might have some
354
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:44,349
terminal disease isn't exactly
my idea of a fucking party.
Got that, baby blue?
355
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,352
[scoffs]
356
00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,854
I was wondering how long
it would take you to
give me shit about this.
357
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,457
Seriously, what's the deal?
358
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,392
I'm kind of on ice right now.
359
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,729
S.T.A.R. Labs
isn't too happy with me.
360
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,165
Roni got into some
trouble and I tried
to help her out of it.
361
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,033
Makes sense.
362
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,001
You love her.
363
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:05,403
Whoa! It's not about that.
364
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,239
I was just trying
to give her another chance.
365
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,408
-Help her go
in a different direction.
-'Cause you love her.
366
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,079
No, 'cause she's a good person
who got dealt a bad hand.
367
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,580
And she deserves better.
368
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,148
I was just trying
to give her that.
369
00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:20,519
-'Cause... you--
-This is not about Roni,
all right?
370
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,022
I just don't like
having my wings clipped.
371
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,190
That's all.
372
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,427
[sighs] I'm Cyborg.
373
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,730
My tech is part
of who I am.
374
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:35,734
Your tech is just a bunch
of tangled wires
and twisted metal.
375
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,270
It's got nothing to do
with who you are.
376
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,673
Trust me.
377
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:48,446
[sighs]
378
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,752
[Rita] Unfurrow
your brow, Jane.
379
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:56,288
You can't
afford the frown lines.
380
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,789
You can't even see me.
381
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,224
[Rita] I don't need to.
382
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,127
Are you going to relax at all
on this vacation?
383
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,196
Mmm. I'm relaxed.
384
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,466
She said
with ever the defensive tone.
385
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,470
Look, I'm just not built
to kick back, okay?
386
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,806
-That's not my job.
-I see.
387
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,808
But surely
the others won't begrudge you
388
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,110
a little well-deserved time
for self-care?
389
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,979
They don't.
390
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,149
They've actually been trying
to help out more.
391
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,650
Even the girl.
392
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,054
[scoffs] But that's not
how it's supposed to work.
393
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,822
I'm the one
who looks out for her,
394
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,824
not the other way around.
395
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,827
I guess I've just been
a little off lately 'cause...
396
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,664
[sighs in exasperation]
397
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:43,335
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
398
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,836
What about you?
399
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,139
Is this place helping
with your situation?
400
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,941
-[Rita] Let's see.
-[squishing]
401
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,510
[inhales, strains]
402
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,413
[moans, groans]
403
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,083
[grunts] Not yet.
404
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,484
To be completely honest,
405
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,920
I'm not in any particular hurry
to reconstitute.
406
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:06,424
-Why not?
-Even if I could manage
to pull myself together,
407
00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,926
what's the point?
408
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,327
Who would I even be?
409
00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:12,030
I tried to be Rita Farr,
I failed.
410
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,833
I tried to be the Beekeeper,
I failed.
411
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:19,304
And poor Gertrude Cramp,
she never even had a chance.
412
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,207
Yeah. Wait, who the fuck
is the Beekeeper?
413
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,211
[Rita sighs wearily] A failed
effort to reinvent myself.
414
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,779
However, I think
415
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:30,515
"Amorphous putty woman"
suits me better.
416
00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:33,885
Even if this vacation
fails to restore my body,
417
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:37,722
at the very least, we're out of
the Chief's dismal flophouse.
418
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,291
It's a bit difficult
to move past one's grief
419
00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:43,862
when you're still eating
the departed's rocky road.
420
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:46,464
He really was a rat bastard,
wasn't he?
421
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:48,400
What a cruel thing
to say about rats.
422
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,502
[chuckles]
423
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:54,973
First he ruins our lives,
and then he just abandons us.
424
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,574
[Rita] Unforgivable.
425
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:02,047
[sighs] Thank heavens
we're finally free of him.
426
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,249
Yep.
427
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,551
[Rita] So it's settled then?
428
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,653
We're glad he's gone.
429
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,058
[sighs deeply] Yep.
430
00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:14,826
[slurps]
431
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,862
[mumbling] I'm fine.
I'm fuckin' fine.
432
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,264
I don't need
to get checked out.
433
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,333
Why don't you
get fuckin' checked out?
434
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,906
Everyone needs
to fuckin' relax.
435
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,741
[man] Sounds like you're
the one that needs to relax.
436
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,445
Uh, oh, sorry. Didn't think
anyone else was in here.
437
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,612
No problem.
438
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,582
You know... [grunts]
439
00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,385
this place will do wonders
for you if you let it.
440
00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:44,289
[sizzles]
441
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,563
Garguax the Decimator.
442
00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:54,132
-Cliff Steele.
-Pleasure.
443
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,769
-First time at the resort?
-Yeah. You?
444
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,371
Technically, sure.
445
00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,741
Yeah, I've been here
a while, though.
446
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,545
Hey, have you tried that
Backbone thing by any chance?
447
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,581
[chuckling] Fuck no.
448
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,916
You think I got a death wish?
449
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:15,053
If I was a younger man,
maybe. But...
450
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,322
Nah, those days
are behind me now.
451
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,257
[chuckling]
I hear you, brother.
452
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,494
I'd give my left wingnut
to claw back a couple
of the good years.
453
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,928
[chuckling]
Yeah, when it was good,
454
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,797
it was really fucking good,
wasn't it?
455
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,999
Oh, yeah.
456
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,934
Oh, man.
457
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,403
When I was
at the top of my game
458
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,106
and I saw something I wanted,
459
00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,243
I just took it.
No questions asked.
460
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,645
Same here.
I was a shitty asshole,
461
00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:44,315
but I was the best
goddamn shitty asshole
there ever was.
462
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,684
I had everything!
463
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,521
Then one day, boom.
464
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,755
Boom.
465
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,691
Nothin'.
466
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,361
-Best years of my life...
-Gone.
467
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,030
Thought maybe, just maybe,
468
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,833
I might be able to crawl out
from under the wreckage,
469
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,769
put a few of the broken pieces
back together.
470
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,838
But lately, uh...
471
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:07,972
I don't know.
472
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,041
Time, man.
473
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,177
It's a real kick in the ass,
ain't it?
474
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,478
Yeah.
475
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,849
-Fuckin' Niles Caulder!
-Fuckin' Niles Caulder.
476
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,952
-That fucking guy.
-That fucking guy!
477
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:23,688
-What did he do to you?
-Oh, nothing.
478
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:26,057
I just had this whole
bright future ahead of me,
479
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,393
and that fucking guy
blew it the fuck up.
480
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,062
Yep, that sounds
like fucking Niles.
481
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,397
[sighs]
482
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,336
Well, we're better men now,
I guess.
483
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,071
Yeah, I guess.
484
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:44,075
Yeah. There comes a time
where you just gotta
give in to your fate
485
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,410
and say, "Fuck it."
486
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,212
You know what I mean?
487
00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,681
Um... sure.
488
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,984
See you around, Cliff.
489
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,420
Yeah. See ya.
490
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,855
[door opens]
491
00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:59,390
-[slow song playing]
-[all slurping]
492
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,610
[all slurping]
493
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,511
-God, I miss alcohol.
-[Rita] Ugh.
494
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,381
Are we sure
there's actually any in here?
495
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,951
Or is it just some mystery mix
of red and blue sugar water?
496
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,219
I don't know, Rita.
497
00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,687
Why don't I
go get the mixologist
498
00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,623
and ask her
which top-shelf booze she used
499
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,025
to make our $6 scorpion bowl?
500
00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,193
This place blows.
501
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,228
[dramatic orchestral music]
502
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,267
[Samuelson] Behold!
Garguax the Decimator.
503
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,570
Eater of worlds.
Annihilator of Zortain.
504
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:49,107
-Raider of the seven galaxy--
-[Victrola stops]
505
00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:54,946
What in the ever-loving fuck?
506
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,115
[Rita] What is it?
What's going on?
507
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,952
-Hey, Cliff.
-Hey, Garg.
508
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,290
Um, who the hell is that?
509
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,559
Who? Garguax?
Oh, he's my new resort buddy.
510
00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,662
Nice guy.
You know, you always realize
511
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,164
what a small world it is
when you go on vacation.
512
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:17,435
Turns out
he hates Niles' fucking guts
as much as we do.
513
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,837
-What are the odds?
-Wait, wait. He knew Niles?
514
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,472
Guess so.
515
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:26,945
My Lord, who are those guests?
516
00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:28,980
[Garguax] I don't know
who the other ones are,
517
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,815
but, uh,
the robot guy is Cliff.
518
00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,750
He's good people.
519
00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:36,654
There are meta-humans
staying at this resort?
520
00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:37,956
Don't know.
521
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,863
Anyone else think
there's some kind of cause
for concern here?
522
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,434
[Rita] I'll ask again.
What is going on?
523
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:55,940
Well, a red alien guy
just called a green alien guy
524
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,210
"Garguax the Decimator."
So not much.
525
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,512
-Are they supervillains?
-What?
526
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:02,714
No!
527
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,449
It's probably
just a dumb nickname.
528
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,884
[chuckles sarcastically]
Oh. Yeah.
529
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,121
He probably just picked it up
at his freshman year
at Dartmouth.
530
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,459
So we're really just
gonna sit here?
531
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,227
Look, even if the guy's
a supervillain,
532
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:19,330
which he's not,
he's clearly on vacation.
533
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,332
[Jane] Yeah, or retired.
534
00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:25,236
So why don't we let
low-budget Shrek and his buddy
eat in peace, yeah?
535
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,673
[Rita] If you're looking to me
for backup, Victor,
don't bother.
536
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,175
My buzz is finally kicking in.
537
00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:36,848
No.
538
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,484
Hey, fellas.
539
00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,053
I'm Cyborg.
540
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,689
[chuckles]
541
00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:48,226
On our home planet,
542
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:51,229
that word, "Cyborg,"
means "Fish fucker."
543
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,731
[chuckles] I'm sorry,
do we have a problem here?
544
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:56,267
There's no problem here,
Mr. Cyborg.
545
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,770
We're just trying to enjoy
our vacation.
546
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,241
-That's all I'm askin'.
-That's all I'm askin'.
547
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:06,511
Okay. Thank you, Columbo.
Now...
548
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,845
[sighs softly]
549
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:15,053
I'll leave you fellas to it.
550
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,100
[exhales] We worked it out.
551
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,903
Our hero.
552
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:33,471
[slurping]
553
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:52,757
[scoffs] That guy said
Garguax eats worlds.
554
00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,893
I really think
we should do something.
555
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,097
[Rita] I'm confused.
I could've sworn you said
you worked it out.
556
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,499
[Vic] Come on. This is a layup.
557
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,669
Taking this guy on
is the lowest possible
superteam bar we can clear.
558
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,838
Not a superteam, Blue Steel.
559
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,307
-[Cliff] Yeah, Old Blue Eyes.
-[Jane] Yeah,
Blue Light Special.
560
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,842
[chuckles] Nice.
561
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,344
[Cliff] Not for nothing,
but maybe
you shouldn't be judging
562
00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,346
who is and who isn't a villain.
563
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,616
If you were willing
to look the other way
for your girlfriend,
564
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:19,584
why not this guy?
565
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,119
Leave her out of this.
566
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,453
-Just sayin'.
-[Vic] You said it
yourself, Cliff.
567
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,088
Garguax was an enemy of Niles.
568
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,191
-We should do this for him.
-[Cliff laughs]
569
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,026
You got it twisted, Blue Balls.
570
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,096
The enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
571
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,765
If that guy hates Niles,
that's all I need to know.
572
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:38,336
[Rita] Why don't we all
just take a breath and relax?
573
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,204
We're on vacation.
574
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,673
[scoffs] A vacation for what?
575
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:45,109
Look, a vacation implies
you actually have a job
576
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,611
that you need
to take a break from.
577
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:48,479
We don't do anything.
578
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,981
[Rita] That's not true.
579
00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,884
[chuckles] I'm sorry, I forgot.
580
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:59,056
So, uh, is this
how the Beekeeper
would handle the situation?
581
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:06,697
[Rita] Apparently so.
582
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,900
Looking the other way
is what I do best.
583
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,037
Add the Chief's faith in me
to the list of his many faults.
584
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,840
He foolishly believed
I was destined for heroism,
585
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,711
but when the call to action
actually came,
I promptly hung up.
586
00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:22,680
What are you talking about,
sad sack?
587
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,515
What happened?
588
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,317
[Rita] Niles left me a key
to a secret compartment
in the manor.
589
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:29,420
Last night,
a strange device was emitting
590
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,089
some kind of
unbearably vexing signal.
591
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,724
I can't be sure
what it was,
592
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,427
but it's entirely possible
someone was in need of help.
593
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,095
And you didn't say anything?
594
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,765
[Rita] No, Victor,
I didn't say anything.
595
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,433
I didn't do anything.
596
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,703
I did the exact opposite
of what a hero
is supposed to do!
597
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,338
I came on vacation.
598
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,778
If I'm going to be honest
with myself,
599
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,748
[sighs] then I should
at least get to be myself.
600
00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,016
[sighs deeply]
601
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,754
I'm no hero.
602
00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,023
[slurps]
603
00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,859
The Beekeeper was yet another
mediocre role
604
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:12,263
I played to middling reviews.
605
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:15,299
Another pathetic attempt
at relevance in a world
606
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,935
that would
sooner see me forgotten.
607
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:23,741
[breath trembling]
A quiet obscurity
608
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,144
worked well enough for decades.
I mean...
609
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,649
Perhaps it's time
I returned to what I know.
610
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,150
You did nothing wrong.
611
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,585
How can you say that?
612
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:41,092
Not a superteam.
613
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,128
Maybe we
should leave stuff like this
614
00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:46,497
to the people who
are actually equipped
to deal with it.
615
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:47,898
That's us!
616
00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:49,100
Look at me.
617
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,502
I'm literally equipped
to deal with it!
618
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,571
-Not anymore.
-You know what, Cliff--
619
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,006
[Cliff] How about
you take a break
620
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,908
from the hero shtick, Cyborg,
and just be?
621
00:37:57,975 --> 00:37:59,443
For a minute!
622
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:01,312
-That's why we all
came here, right?
-[Jane slurps]
623
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,014
You all got your own shit
to deal with.
624
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,348
I got my own shit to deal with.
625
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,583
You mean "avoid."
626
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:07,151
Oh, fuck all the way off, dude.
627
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,186
What is he talking about?
628
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,755
You wanna tell 'em or should I?
629
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,125
Okay, I'll tell 'em.
630
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:18,129
Cliff has a brain issue
and he won't
do anything about it.
631
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:25,136
-Are you okay?
-Will everybody stop
fucking asking me that?
632
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,705
I'm fine, okay? I'm fine!
633
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,607
And before you ask, no!
634
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,375
I'm not gonna
get it checked out.
635
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,145
Even if I wanted to,
who's gonna do it?
636
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:35,846
The one guy
who might have known
637
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,149
how to help me is dead,
remember?
638
00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:40,217
Niles is fucking dead!
639
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:45,690
He stuck my fucked up brain
in this fucked up body,
and now he's worm food!
640
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,326
And you want me
to do this for him?
641
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:52,296
Fuck him! I don't owe him
jack-motherfucking-squat.
642
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,497
None of us do!
643
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,966
So fuck his
little secret compartment
644
00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,868
and fuck his
little green nemesis!
645
00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:01,839
His shit is not our shit.
I'm fucking done!
646
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,680
Give it a rest, dude!
647
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:13,417
Just 'cause you're
in the penalty box,
doesn't make us your plan B.
648
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:19,690
You wanna be the Chief's
badass crime-fighting
Doom Patrol so badly!
649
00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:22,593
But that's just not who we are.
650
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,229
When are you gonna get that
through your thick metal skull?
651
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,772
[scoffs] Man, screw all y'all.
652
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:52,423
I knew it. I knew it!
653
00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:56,694
The second I laid eyes
on that bunch,
I knew something was amiss!
654
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,629
This is it, My Lord.
655
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,799
Our time has finally come.
656
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,368
My Lord? What are you doing?
657
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,971
We're done, Samuelson.
658
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,406
It's over.
659
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,974
Over?
660
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,410
You said you heard them talk
of Caulder and his Doom Patrol.
661
00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:15,045
You saw her,
she's finally here.
662
00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,414
This is it!
663
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,784
Niles is dead.
And that poor woman's a wreck.
664
00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:22,319
She's not
gonna be harmin' anyone.
665
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,788
Just leave her alone.
666
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,222
"Leave her alone."
667
00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:27,458
"Leave her alone"?
668
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:30,161
[Samuelson's breath shaking]
669
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,997
More than 70 years
we've waited.
670
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,434
Day after day after day,
671
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:40,671
and now the moment
we've been waiting
for finally arrives, and...
672
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,773
And you wish to do nothing?
673
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,508
They're nice people.
674
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,645
And clearly
no more beholden to Niles
than we are to the Brain.
675
00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:51,015
-We are beholden to the Brain.
-No.
676
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,351
That thing has never
given us a signal.
677
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,120
And it never will.
678
00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:01,091
Maybe that
was our mission once, but...
679
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:04,295
missions are supposed to serve
a greater cause.
680
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:06,864
That cause has long passed.
681
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,999
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
682
00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:11,368
The Brain's cause
is still our cause.
683
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,170
We cannot give up
on the mission.
684
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,673
We're not giving up
on the mission.
685
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,610
The mission gave up on us.
686
00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:28,352
Thank you for your service,
old friend.
687
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,555
But it's time to move on.
688
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,859
My Lord,
you're not thinking clearly.
689
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,628
My mind hasn't been this clear
in a long time.
690
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,364
Start packing your things.
691
00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:43,000
We leave tonight.
692
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,671
This is a good thing,
Samuelson.
693
00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:50,140
[chuckles softly]
We're finally free.
694
00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,351
[Cliff] Fucking Niles.
695
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:05,089
I'm fucking done
with all this bullshit!
696
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,224
I have my own shit
to deal with.
697
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:10,194
And I don't avoid it.
I deal with it.
698
00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,430
Fuck!
699
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,166
-["Valley" playing]
-♪ Thought I saw you ♪
700
00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,707
♪ Payphone on Rucker ♪
701
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:31,849
♪ MichelleI still want to give in ♪
702
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:38,389
♪ I'd understand if you did ♪
703
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:45,963
♪ How long must we live right ♪
704
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:50,734
♪ Before weDon't even have to try? ♪
705
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,137
[grunts]
706
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,639
I fuckin' deal with it!
707
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,875
[grunting]
708
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:07,785
♪ Drawing of three flowers ♪
709
00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:14,091
♪ I still keep it with me ♪
710
00:43:16,827 --> 00:43:21,732
♪ Does she stillWant to sing? ♪
711
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,805
[grunts]
712
00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:51,795
♪ I hear the sounds... ♪
713
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:59,003
[body seizes, yells]
Fuck! Fuck!
714
00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,946
[clicks tongue]
715
00:44:13,183 --> 00:44:15,886
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck! Fuck!
716
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,989
-[Backbone creaking]
-[Cliff yelling]
717
00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:42,713
♪ I don't blame youFor wanting out ♪
718
00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:45,582
[screaming]
719
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,252
♪ I'm kind of close myself ♪
720
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,822
♪ No love, no amount ♪
721
00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:55,225
♪ Never enough to go around ♪
722
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,697
[clock ticking]
723
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,208
I thought we were done
with all this.
724
00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:15,345
The bandages,
the special suits.
725
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,781
This was
supposed to be a fresh start.
726
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,752
We were supposed to be one.
727
00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:23,921
["Forever Young" playing]
728
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,057
I thought
we were in this together.
729
00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:37,801
♪ Can you imagineWhen this race is won ♪
730
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:41,238
♪ Turn our golden facesInto the sun ♪
731
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,907
♪ Praising our leadersWe're getting in tune ♪
732
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:47,945
♪ The music's played by theThe mad man ♪
733
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:53,550
♪ Forever youngI want to be forever young ♪
734
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:58,655
♪ Do you reallyWant to live forever? ♪
735
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,925
♪ Forever, and ever ♪
736
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:08,932
♪ Forever youngI want to be forever young ♪
737
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:12,836
♪ Do you reallyWant to live forever? ♪
738
00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:17,274
♪ Forever young ♪
739
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,113
♪ Some are like waterSome are like the heat ♪
740
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:26,850
♪ Some are a melodyAnd some are the beat ♪
741
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,254
♪ Sooner or laterThey all will be gone ♪
742
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,457
♪ Why don't they stay young? ♪
743
00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:37,094
♪ It's so hard to get oldWithout a cause ♪
744
00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:40,831
♪ I don't want to perishLike a fading horse ♪
745
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:44,301
♪ Youth's like diamondsIn the sun ♪
746
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:47,504
♪ And diamonds are forever ♪
747
00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,542
♪ So many adventuresCouldn't happen today ♪
748
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,812
♪ So many songsWe forgot to play ♪
749
00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,215
♪ So many dreamsSwinging out of the blue ♪
750
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:01,285
♪ We let them come true ♪
751
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:08,625
♪ Forever youngI want to be forever young ♪
752
00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:11,962
♪ Do you reallyWant to live forever? ♪
753
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:15,532
♪ Forever, and ever ♪
754
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:21,505
♪ Forever youngI want to be forever young ♪
755
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:26,076
♪ Do you reallyWant to live forever? ♪
756
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:29,546
♪ Forever, and ever ♪
757
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:36,653
♪ Forever youngI want to be forever young ♪
758
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:40,824
♪ Do you reallyWant to live forever? ♪
759
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:46,029
♪ Forever young ♪
760
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,050
[muffled music playing]
761
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,291
[panting]
762
00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,363
[straining]
763
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,568
[beeping]
764
00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:30,641
[beeping grows faster]
765
00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,046
[rapid beeping]
766
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,777
["Forever Young"
continues playing]
767
00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:09,680
[door opens]
768
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:16,453
Run.
769
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,123
[canon charging]
770
00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:25,262
[Vic] Fuck!
771
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,156
I'm sorry.
772
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,399
[panting]
773
00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,534
[grunts]
774
00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:13,877
[mellow instrumental
music playing]
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