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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,467 [music playing] 2 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,667 Oi, come on. 3 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:57,200 Rip out that chassis leg and do it again, double quick. 4 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:07,833 It looks foreign to me, dude. 5 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:14,400 [tutting], this here is my brother's car, jungle boy. 6 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,300 I gave you this job because Auntie G, 7 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,533 your mommy, begged me for it. 8 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:23,600 You piss me around anymore, and I'll have to tell her. 9 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,600 I can't keep carrying her no-good, crazy son. 10 00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:34,100 OK, Abdul. 11 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,467 You're the head honcho. 12 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,467 How's that, dude? 13 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:42,433 Oh my god. 14 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:44,067 [MUSIC - STEVE EARLE, "NOWHERE ROAD"] 15 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,700 [music playing] 16 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:45,700 Excuse me. 17 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,667 Could you help me, please? 18 00:03:56,733 --> 00:03:58,233 Well, so long, partner. 19 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,700 [chatter] 20 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,633 Teacher's. 21 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,200 [inaudible] 22 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,400 Mm-mm. Put that back. 23 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,600 We don't want it. 24 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,367 Zafir? 25 00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:42,300 Hello, auntie. 26 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,667 Hi, kids. 27 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:46,033 See how my boys love you? 28 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,433 Always playing little jokes. 29 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:49,000 Yeah, they're real cute, auntie. 30 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,200 You shouldn't wear these inside. 31 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,867 Why do you want to spoil your eyes? 32 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:56,100 It's like fashion, auntie, all right? 33 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:00,233 Hey, Zafir, this is pork. 34 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,033 Are you eating pork? It's for the dog. 35 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,600 Honest, auntie. - Then I confiscate this. 36 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,700 There's no place for filthy pork in a good, clean Muslim home. 37 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,100 Even the dog must obey God's laws. 38 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,200 Yeah. 10-4, auntie. 39 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,500 Such a nice, upstanding boy he could be. 40 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,600 All he needs is a good thrashing and a college 41 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,233 course in accounting. 42 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:25,467 Oi, [inaudible] do the bag. 43 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:26,533 Come on! 44 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:27,467 Come on! 45 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:28,833 Come on! 46 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:31,433 [inaudible] 47 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:32,400 Hurry up 48 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,333 That's it. 49 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,400 That's it. 50 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,767 [inaudible] 51 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:40,733 [shouting] 52 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:43,733 --over the double yellow line. 53 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,300 It's a minicab. It's a minicab. 54 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,700 It's supposed to be out earning me 55 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,633 a living, not a limousine for your personal mode 56 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:49,967 of transport. - Help me. 57 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:51,500 Now, look at me. Don't look away. 58 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,200 Listen, mister, why can't you just leave the lady alone? 59 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,700 She's my wife, all right, cowboy? 60 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,567 So just piss off. Come on. 61 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:57,467 Stick it in the car. 62 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,367 What the fuck are you looking at? 63 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,900 Shop [inaudible] early today, are they? 64 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,700 I suppose another fucking bank's gone bust. 65 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,533 Please, just calm down. 66 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:05,600 Calm down? 67 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,500 You stay there. 68 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,533 Just stay there. 69 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,333 I'll calm down. 70 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,300 Oh. 71 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,367 Get off me 72 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:13,833 Ow. 73 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:14,933 Come on, then, cowboy. 74 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:16,733 Come on. Don't worry about her. 75 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,000 Come on, son. 76 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,200 Look, I don't want to have to hurt you. 77 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,167 Well, you won't hurt me, son. Come on. 78 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:21,100 Oh. 79 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:28,800 Come on. Come on. 80 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:29,733 Look, I'm sorry. 81 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,133 Can I help? 82 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:32,733 No, please just leave us alone. 83 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,100 [honking] 84 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,667 [music playing] 85 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,567 [backfire] 86 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,633 [dog barking] 87 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,933 Hey, guy. 88 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:28,967 Hey, guy. 89 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:31,567 Yeah, you, cowboy. 90 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,900 CHILD: Wait for me. 91 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,200 What's the problem, dudes? 92 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,167 We want to talk to that bastard, Ali, who 93 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:39,000 sold us this daft motor, guy. 94 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,567 I don't think Ali's around right now. 95 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,267 He's kind of recently emigrated to working 96 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:45,000 on an extensive banana plantation in Pakistan. 97 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,867 Then how come his motors are all out then, hey? 98 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,000 Well, maybe I better come in and take a shift [inaudible]. 99 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,400 Sure thing, boys. 100 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:55,033 As long as you don't mind making pals with Spook. 101 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,500 All right, suit yourselves. 102 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:08,600 [crashing] 103 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,733 Zaf, you messed up my ace maneuver, man. 104 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:12,500 Kay? 105 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,267 Kay. 106 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,933 Why aren't you at school? 107 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:17,133 School just didn't rock and roll, man. 108 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:19,633 Yeah, well, I can fully appreciate that, Kay, 109 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:23,300 but you're your mom's last hope to save the family name. 110 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,400 You really need To get some exams. 111 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,567 I ain't got a hope in hell, Zaf. 112 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:29,933 You there. 113 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:31,600 Well, well, I might have known. 114 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,533 [knocking] 115 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:33,500 Roy Rogers. 116 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,500 ZAF: All right, Az. 117 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,867 How's it going? 118 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:39,833 Zaf, I think he wants to be let in. 119 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:41,033 Open the door. 120 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:49,000 You seen those boxers hanging around out front? 121 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,233 Kay, where's Spook? 122 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,000 Spook! 123 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,900 I ain't seen him all day, 124 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,000 [shouting] 125 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:01,867 They don't look too happy, Az. 126 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,200 Come on, man. Come on, man. 127 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,633 I reckon they want to bring to your attention 128 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,433 certain major flaws in that vehicle you sold them. 129 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:10,533 You get what you pay for in this life, don't you? 130 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,767 So you're going to go out and reason with them, Az? 131 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:13,700 [shouting] 132 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,667 KAY: Shit. 133 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,033 Look at that. 134 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:21,533 Really intense, man 135 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,467 Yeah! 136 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:28,467 I know you're in there, Ali, you living slimeball. 137 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,767 Maybe we should, like, barricade 138 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,167 all the doors and windows. 139 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:34,000 I don't know why we don't keep a shotgun handy. 140 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,000 I said before we should get one. 141 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,567 Yeah, yeah, well, that's not usually 142 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,567 the best way to deal with customer complaints, is it, Az? 143 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,200 They only bought it because they didn't know 144 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,700 how to go about stealing one. 145 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,033 They needed a getaway car for a bank job or something. 146 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:49,033 [breaking glass] Fuck, I knew I shouldn't be dealing 147 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,600 with these shady characters. 148 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,167 I've gotta think. 149 00:09:57,067 --> 00:10:00,433 Maybe we should call the pigs. 150 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,900 Oh my god. 151 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,900 Sorry to say it, man, but you must be totally fucking crazy. 152 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,133 Why, man? 153 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,600 Because it would fuck my credibility 154 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,833 as a used car dealer. 155 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,233 [shouting] 156 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,667 All my customers have had traumatic experiences 157 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:12,833 with the police. 158 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:14,100 Only because they're all fucking 159 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,433 drug dealers and robbers. 160 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:17,467 We've all got to make a living somehow, Kay. 161 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:18,433 Hey, hey. 162 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:20,367 [shouting]. 163 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,133 Bastards. 164 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:23,667 We have you, Ali. 165 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,000 Come on out. 166 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,000 Or I'm going to break all your windows, man. 167 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,533 Yeah, right, I think I've got a plan. 168 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,733 ZAF: Great stuff, Az. 169 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,800 I knew we could count on you to stay level-headed. 170 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,100 What's the plan? 171 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,233 Uh, I'm going to run away. Leave London. 172 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,633 Maybe make a break for some little village in Pakistan 173 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,667 where they can't ever find me. 174 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:41,800 Nice one, Az. 175 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,000 Come out and face the music, guy. 176 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,233 Come one! 177 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,067 Maybe we give them their money back. 178 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,100 If I had money, I could deal with them. 179 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,067 They just want an excuse for some violence. 180 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,200 MAN: Give me back my money. 181 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,700 Give me back my money. 182 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,733 You think I'm joking? 183 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,567 We need you for the gig tonight, Az. 184 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,467 This could be our big break if we get spotted 185 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,867 by a scout or something. 186 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:08,533 Get another bass player, man. 187 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,533 No way, man. 188 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,333 Not by tonight we can't. 189 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:14,133 We're out there on our own, dude. 190 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:20,667 We stand and fall together-- you and me and little Kay. 191 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:24,233 [shouting] 192 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,633 Spooky! 193 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:29,667 Hey. 194 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:30,667 [inaudible] boy. 195 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,967 Yeah. 196 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:38,933 Yeah. 197 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:43,100 [barking] 198 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:46,233 Why don't we settle this peaceful, boys? 199 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,767 Ha, that ugly pooch don't scare me. 200 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,767 [barking] 201 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,667 Maybe we should come back with the rest of the lad, hey? 202 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:58,433 You Trappers ain't got no fucking self-confidence. 203 00:11:58,533 --> 00:11:59,433 Come on. 204 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:02,433 Let me at the pooch. 205 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:03,433 [barking] 206 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,000 [car starting] 207 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,400 [band playing] 208 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,400 [drumming] 209 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,700 [guitar playing] 210 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,667 [car turning off] 211 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,267 [band playing] 212 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:43,033 MR. PATEL: Mrs. Ayub? 213 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,033 Mrs. Ayub? 214 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,633 Hello, Mr. Patel. 215 00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:47,000 Very nice evening. 216 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,000 MR. PATEL: Listen to that. 217 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,400 Listen to the noise. 218 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,967 Oh yes, so talented, my boys are. 219 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,967 And all these cars out here. 220 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,533 It's a damn eyesore. 221 00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:59,633 I'm writing a letter to the council about those [inaudible] 222 00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:00,800 sons of yours. 223 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,933 They are all bloody drug addicts. 224 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,133 Hi, Mom. 225 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,800 I'm so tired, Zafir. 226 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,433 I'll make you a cup of tea, Mom. 227 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:14,033 [guitar playing] 228 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,967 Mom, Mom, we've got to pay those, 229 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,967 or else they're going to cut us off. 230 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:32,267 I tell you before, Zafir, me and your daddy work 231 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:37,433 so long in this country for rubbish money and pay taxes. 232 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:38,700 No more bills. 233 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,100 Yeah, you're right there, mama. 234 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,667 Oh, why do you boys make so much noise? 235 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:47,033 Why you don't play nice music, like [inaudible]. 236 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,433 Hey, that's the third burning turban this month, Gurd. 237 00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:07,933 Nice [inaudible]. 238 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,933 Oh. 239 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,633 Thank you, Auntie D. 240 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,733 Hey, Zaf, can we do "Wild Thing" tonight, man? 241 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,267 Get the kids real frenzied. 242 00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,667 Listen, Kay, we got to the stick to our musical roots, 243 00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:21,033 or else people ain't going to take us seriously. 244 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,500 Who takes us seriously now, Zaf? 245 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,300 The time we'll come, Gurd, when they'll be eating 246 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,267 their words, and you'll be eating T-bones in Nashville, 247 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,633 Tennessee. 248 00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,933 I'd want to be like the first rock and roll president, man 249 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,500 with Motley Crue as my personal advisors. 250 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,167 We'd just get lynched out there, I bet. 251 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,967 You're too much of a pessimist, kid. 252 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,667 [phone ringing] 253 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:40,867 Hello? 254 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,033 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,533 Mom, it's Ugly Abdul on the phone. 256 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,600 Shush, Ali. 257 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,867 He's a good boy. 258 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:53,600 He makes a lot of money for his family. 259 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,133 Jesus, I'm for it, boys. 260 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,267 [inaudible] for? 261 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,700 I kind of got on the wrong side of Ugly Abdul. 262 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,633 I reckon he's going to make some unjustified slurs 263 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:04,767 of my character to our mom. 264 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,333 All right, bye-bye. 265 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,833 Mom, I'm sorry. 266 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,167 I can get another job. 267 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,733 If your father was alive, he'd beat 268 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,467 you so hard for all the shame you bring on the family. 269 00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:26,400 Yeah, I know. 270 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:33,467 Look, don't be unhappy, Mom. 271 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,533 We look after you. 272 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,400 I'll see if Abdul will take me back, amma. 273 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,600 I'll get down and beg on my bended knees if I have to. 274 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,600 He told me what you did. 275 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,100 He is too kind-hearted to have you arrested. 276 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,933 Sometimes, Zafir, I ask God why he put it 277 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,667 in my fate to have such a son. 278 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,167 Please don't say that. 279 00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:57,600 Zafir, there are no Pakistani cowboys. 280 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,200 [guitar playing] 281 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,700 [television] 282 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:06,333 Now, Rifat, what I done was wrong. 283 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,467 I don't want to hurt you no more. 284 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,600 Let me make it better. 285 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,967 I'll make it all better. 286 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,533 Please don't. 287 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,467 Don't. 288 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:23,600 I love you. 289 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,100 You're so beautiful. 290 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,333 I'm sorry, babe. 291 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:35,700 How many times will you say sorry, Tony? 292 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,000 How many times every month. 293 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,233 I want us to be happy. 294 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,033 I want to see you smiling all the time. 295 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,467 It hurts when I smile. 296 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:53,067 [music playing] 297 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,033 Hey. 298 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,033 [honking] 299 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,967 Hey, babes! 300 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:05,900 Howdy. 301 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,500 Hey, listen. 302 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,200 I want to make you teen idols, like Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, 303 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:10,900 hey? 304 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,800 Read the sign, bambinos. 305 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:18,267 [music playing] 306 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,033 Yee-haw. 307 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,067 Hey, babes. 308 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,000 Hey, babes, that's beautiful. 309 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,633 Just hold those expressions. 310 00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,533 Hey, let's go somewhere private with a bed. 311 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:29,700 I can offer you lots of money and a nonstop ride 312 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,700 to Hollywood. 313 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,967 Hollywood? 314 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,367 Sweetheart, you've got star potential. 315 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,967 Maybe we can discuss marriage. 316 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,567 Oh, you've got photogenia, babes, like Bridget-- 317 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,533 [crashing] 318 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:46,800 [music playing] 319 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,367 [phone ringing] 320 00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,333 [knocking] 321 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,633 [dog barking] 322 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,033 Hey, mon amigo. 323 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,233 Come on, shake a leg. 324 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,633 We've got that talent contest to win. 325 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,467 Now, listen, keep quiet on that angle, please Jack. 326 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,933 I haven't explained tonight's [inaudible] 327 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,133 to the rest of the boys. 328 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:08,133 I mean, they kind of think it's a straight gig. 329 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:11,233 Hey, Zaf, dude, my lips are sealed. 330 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,433 [kissing sound] [laughing]. 331 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,400 Yeah. 332 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,467 [music playing] 333 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,367 I'm moving. 334 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,300 I'm moving. 335 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,033 Come on, rapido, rapido, rapido. 336 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,467 Hey, hey, mind the paintwork. 337 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,433 [inaudible] 338 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,800 for god's sake. 339 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,200 ZAF: Hey, Spooky. 340 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,433 Spooky. - Come here, boy. 341 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:35,367 Come on. 342 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,300 Oh no. 343 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:49,067 Looks like he caught up with the Tapper boys. 344 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,300 Yeah, but do you reckon happened 345 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,833 to the rest of the bloke? 346 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:55,267 You really shouldn't mess with those antisocial rednecks. 347 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:58,833 Anyway, look in the glove compartment. 348 00:19:58,933 --> 00:19:59,900 Wow, man. 349 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,500 See? 350 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,467 I got the personal protection side of things all thought out. 351 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:05,400 Give it to me. 352 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,100 Hey, hey, hey. 353 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,600 Come on, Man. 354 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,100 We could be like a bunch of crazy Hispanics 355 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,667 on the way to finish a drug deal in Miami. 356 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:13,667 [gunshot] 357 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:14,567 Hey, Kay. 358 00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:15,633 [interposing voices] 359 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:16,833 Careful with the bullets. 360 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:18,633 That is tres expensive. 361 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,600 [laughing] 362 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:27,733 [gunshot] 363 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:31,467 Yeah, they've got that bloody dog with them again. 364 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,433 Come on, boys. 365 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,800 [interposing voices] 366 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,167 Where's Ali? 367 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,667 I'm going to make him suffer. 368 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,767 [interposing voices] 369 00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:41,867 - Hey, Jag. - Yeah? 370 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:42,733 What's all this about a talent contest? 371 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,367 Who knows? 372 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:44,133 Come on. 373 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,233 Let's get this stuff in. . 374 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,600 Come on, pronto, pronto. 375 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,733 I knew you might be disappointed, so I arranged 376 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,067 a little something, But just to show my good faith 377 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,000 in your boys, huh? 378 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,233 What is it, man? 379 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,633 It's a booking for a studio. 380 00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,067 24 track, an engineer-- the works for a day. 381 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,933 You make a demo for the record companies, amigos. 382 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,400 Comprende? 383 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,533 Jagdeep, you've restored our faith in human nature. 384 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:06,567 Let's get in there, man. 385 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:10,167 [music playing] 386 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,967 [band playing] 387 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,100 [singing] 388 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,300 Bloody hell. 389 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,700 [singing] 390 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,300 Where's the bar? 391 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,700 Right. 392 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:50,267 [singing] 393 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:53,667 [cheering] 394 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,667 Yeah, he was with them, wasn't he? 395 00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:06,033 Cut out your tongue, mate. 396 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:09,633 Uh, can I get back to you on that one, boys? 397 00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:10,633 Where the Ayubs' gone? 398 00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:12,033 They're backstage. 399 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,633 Shall I show you? 400 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,033 When are they coming up? 401 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:18,033 After the bhangra group. 402 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:21,633 Would you like a program? 403 00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:22,633 They're 50p. 404 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,600 Hey, boys, those antisocial redneck fans of yours 405 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,600 are in the bar. 406 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,667 [band playing] 407 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:42,600 [singing] 408 00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,000 I can't see the Tappers anywhere. 409 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,567 Yeah, they're probably hiding out, ready to pounce. 410 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:54,967 No worries, amigos. 411 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,967 I'm sure they'll listen to reason. 412 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,367 Jag. 413 00:22:58,467 --> 00:23:00,567 Can you get his whole crew away with that thing? 414 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,567 [laughing]. 415 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,567 [gun clicks] 416 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,933 [singing] 417 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:09,533 [cheering] 418 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:12,533 [feedback] 419 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:20,533 All right. 420 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,333 Awaara there. 421 00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,867 MAN: Get on with it, you boring fuck! 422 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:28,300 Yeah, well I can see you all seem to enjoy yourselves. 423 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,300 Now, ladies and gentlemen, please 424 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,400 welcome the Honky Tonk Cowboys. 425 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,800 Yeah. 426 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,733 [feedback] 427 00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:47,867 Howdy, me and my brothers are going to play you some country. 428 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:50,267 Oh, bring back the bhangra. 429 00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,467 MAN: Bring back the bhangra! 430 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:53,867 MAN: Come on. 431 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:54,933 [band playing] 432 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:56,067 Bring back bhangra. 433 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:02,833 Bring back Awaara. 434 00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:05,833 (SINGING) I was born and raised here. 435 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:08,233 This town's my town. 436 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:13,233 Everybody knows my name. 437 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:18,633 But ever since the glass plant closed down, things 'round here 438 00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:23,800 ain't ever been the same. 439 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:27,200 Well, I got me a good job all right, 440 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:34,200 some nights-- take you to another time. 441 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:39,000 Back when I was number 29. 442 00:24:44,267 --> 00:24:46,767 I was pretty good then. 443 00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,367 Don't you know? 444 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,767 Watch him go. 445 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:54,167 Buddy, I could really fly. 446 00:24:54,267 --> 00:25:01,767 Everyone in town came hip flask [inaudible] any autumn 447 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:05,133 Friday night. 448 00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:07,733 Sally yelled her heart out. 449 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:10,733 Push 'em back, way back. 450 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:15,733 I was [inaudible] She wasn't mine. 451 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:20,333 Back when I was number 29. 452 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,100 We were playing [inaudible]. 453 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,100 MAN: Let's get the bastard! 454 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,300 [interposing voices] 455 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,100 [shouting] 456 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,300 MAN: [inaudible] the gun. 457 00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:47,033 [barking] 458 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,667 I'm dangerous I'm telling you, I'm dangerous. 459 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:51,367 [gunshots] 460 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,067 Come on. 461 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,267 Let's get out of here. 462 00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:54,067 [gunshots] 463 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,667 [screaming] 464 00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,667 [barking] 465 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,067 [feedback] 466 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,667 This is going to be great publicity, boys. 467 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:05,633 Take it from me. 468 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,633 This is front-page material. 469 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,633 Hasta la vista. 470 00:26:09,733 --> 00:26:12,633 [sirens] 471 00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:19,433 Fascist pigs. 472 00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,367 [punching] 473 00:26:26,433 --> 00:26:30,000 [sirens] 474 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:31,300 Come here! 475 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,100 Come here. 476 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,300 We'll get those bastards. 477 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,267 [shouting] 478 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:38,667 [radio] 479 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:43,033 Boy, I love this town. 480 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,600 [music playing] 481 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,267 Look at this place, man. 482 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:20,367 Dad worked half his life here. 483 00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:24,167 He came off the land and into this shit hole. 484 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,200 It killed him, man. 485 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:32,967 Zaf, don't talk about Daddy. 486 00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:36,633 He always promised amma that he'd 487 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:41,667 get out, go back to his land, so they could grow old in piece. 488 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:44,567 He never got to grow old. 489 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:47,733 They made a big man small and stamped him down. 490 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,333 Fuck this place, man. 491 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:57,733 [music playing] 492 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,300 [inaudible] 493 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:27,667 [shouting] 494 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:31,267 [siren] 495 00:28:31,367 --> 00:28:32,733 [cheering] 496 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:35,333 [MUSIC - STEVE EARLE, "I AIN'T EVER SATISFIED"] 497 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:55,633 [alarm] 498 00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:04,633 [siren] 499 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,200 [inaudible]. 500 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:36,367 ALL: (SINGING) Whoa, I ain't ever satisfied. 501 00:29:36,467 --> 00:29:44,567 Whoa, I ain't ever satisfied. 502 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:45,933 [band playing] 503 00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:49,133 (SINGING) I got an empty feeling deep inside. 504 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:58,133 I'm going over to the other side. 505 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,900 Last night I dreamed I made it to the promised land. 506 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,700 BAND: (SINGING) I ain't ever satisfied. 507 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:28,300 I was standing at the gate with the key in my hand. 508 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,867 BAND: I ain't ever satisfied. 509 00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:35,867 Saint Peter said, boy, you're finally home. 510 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:39,267 BAND: I ain't ever satisfied. 511 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:44,267 I said, no thanks, Pete I'm going to be moving along. 512 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:46,533 BAND: I ain't ever satisfied. 513 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:47,467 That's right. 514 00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:55,233 ALL: Whoa, I ain't ever satisfied. 515 00:30:55,333 --> 00:31:03,333 Whoa, I ain't ever satisfied. 516 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,767 [siren] 517 00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:08,100 It was fucking great, Zaf. 518 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,000 That was fucking brilliant. 519 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:13,567 [cheering] 520 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,100 [music playing] 521 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,967 All right, dudes, what say we do something 522 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:41,767 about this studio booking? 523 00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,833 All those in favor, say yo. 524 00:31:43,933 --> 00:31:44,767 Yo. 525 00:31:44,867 --> 00:31:46,367 ALL: Yo! 526 00:31:46,467 --> 00:31:48,367 [explosion] 527 00:31:54,867 --> 00:31:57,133 MRS. AYUB: Zafir, quickly. 528 00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:58,733 Come down, Zafir. 529 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:08,100 Zafir, your uncle is really a great person. 530 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,367 He has heard all about you from the family, 531 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:13,267 but he's still agreeing to give you a chance. 532 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,667 For what? 533 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,000 In my meat shop. 534 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,167 You run a butcher's. 535 00:32:17,267 --> 00:32:19,433 We are in Shepherd's Bush Market. 536 00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,767 Oh yeah, right. 537 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,400 Where's that? 538 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:26,733 Zafir, your uncle is giving you a job. 539 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,100 A job. 540 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,900 The market is only four miles down the road. 541 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,567 It is very famous. 542 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:35,200 Yeah, well, I don't get out of Southall much, see. 543 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:40,967 He seems like a big, strong boy. . 544 00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:43,600 There's just one small problem, Uncle. 545 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,900 Yes? 546 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,333 I mean, with me, like, being a vegetarian. 547 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,500 I got this problem about murdered animals. 548 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,733 [laughing]. 549 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:56,033 He thinks it is fashionable only to eat vegetables. 550 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:57,600 I give you my oath. 551 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:01,133 You will not be forced to taste my stock before you sell it. 552 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,633 Well, thanks for putting some faith in me, Uncle. 553 00:33:11,733 --> 00:33:12,733 I'll do it. 554 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,467 You can start Monday. 555 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:28,633 [music playing] 556 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:37,500 Yes, sir? 557 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,300 I've come about a job 558 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,533 You? 559 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:42,467 Yeah. 560 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,600 Abed, Ayub's boy. 561 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:06,033 Oh, man-- the morgue. 562 00:34:06,133 --> 00:34:08,033 You want to be a butcher. 563 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,333 Start on this one while I go over to the storehouse. 564 00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:12,700 When I come back, I want to see everything done right. 565 00:34:23,433 --> 00:34:24,233 Oh my god. 566 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:33,133 Well, what do you think, dude 567 00:34:33,233 --> 00:34:35,267 Can I have some tripe, please? 568 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:39,500 Yeah, it's the third dish along. 569 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,333 That's a bit big-- about half of that, please. 570 00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:45,100 Half, is it? 571 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, about half, please. 572 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,133 Here, I'll take that. 573 00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:50,100 Thanks. 574 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,833 Can I have two chicken legs, please. 575 00:34:57,933 --> 00:35:00,700 [music playing] 576 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:08,500 You, uh-- don't you remember me? 577 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,867 Sorry? 578 00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:12,900 The supermarket, Southall, and that talent show as well. 579 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,100 Hang on. 580 00:35:19,067 --> 00:35:20,400 I thought you looked familiar. 581 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,900 You don't see too many Asians wearing cowboy hats. 582 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,233 Yeah, our community's got no sense of style. 583 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,067 Have you just started here? 584 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,900 Yeah, I'm not really a Pakistani butcher, 585 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,667 this is like a sideline on account of my mum. 586 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:44,267 That's 1.82, please. 587 00:35:44,367 --> 00:35:47,733 Look, I'm sorry about my husband. 588 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,633 Well, maybe I shouldn't have butted in like that. 589 00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:54,700 No, I'm-- I'm glad that you-- I have to go. 590 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,300 [music playing] 591 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:13,267 Oi. 592 00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:21,100 You forgot these. 593 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,800 Thanks. 594 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,700 That's typical me. 595 00:36:26,733 --> 00:36:28,900 Thank you. 596 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,700 No, wait. 597 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,667 Um-- 598 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:40,233 The music you were playing that night-- I mean, people 599 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,633 must think it's really strange. 600 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:44,400 Yeah? 601 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,533 I mean, do you do it on purpose-- 602 00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,933 the way you dress and-- 603 00:36:48,033 --> 00:36:48,900 No. 604 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,867 Is it all to shock people? 605 00:36:50,967 --> 00:36:52,833 No, no. 606 00:36:52,933 --> 00:36:53,867 It's for myself. 607 00:36:53,967 --> 00:36:56,300 It's like the way I see things. 608 00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:02,667 My name's Zaf. 609 00:37:02,767 --> 00:37:04,233 Hello, Zaf. 610 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:07,000 Howdy. 611 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,967 I'm Rifat. 612 00:37:10,067 --> 00:37:11,967 Do you know any Nanci Griffith? 613 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:13,233 Of course I do. 614 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:15,600 She's one of Nashville's angels. 615 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,767 Yeah. 616 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:19,567 I listen to her stuff all the time. 617 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,167 You're kidding me. 618 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:21,967 No. 619 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:23,100 I do. 620 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,667 Would you like a cup of tea? 621 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:35,200 Do you believe that there are-- there are things in this 622 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,967 world that just don't add up. 623 00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:43,000 I mean, somehow things can come together 624 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,767 like never before they could. - What do you mean? 625 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:50,200 The moment I first saw you, I just knew we had to meet. 626 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,433 I think I better go. 627 00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:55,000 Look, I know-- I know I sound crazy. 628 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:58,933 I know you've got a great singing voice. 629 00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:00,000 Sorry? 630 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,833 You've got to join the band. 631 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:03,167 You're perfect. 632 00:38:03,267 --> 00:38:05,333 We'll have you up front, and in no time at all, 633 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:06,700 we're getting big contracts, so we 634 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,300 can all go down to Nashville. 635 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,700 We can cut our first LP together. 636 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,967 I never realized it was that straightforward. 637 00:38:14,067 --> 00:38:15,733 It's nice of you to ask me. 638 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,067 I-- 639 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,900 You've got to get away from that man, Rafit. 640 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,733 I mean, you must know that. 641 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,933 Maybe I do. 642 00:38:25,033 --> 00:38:26,167 Maybe? 643 00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:30,733 Life isn't that simple, is it, Zaf? 644 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,667 Look. 645 00:38:33,767 --> 00:38:35,667 What? 646 00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:36,933 I've got a fearless heart. 647 00:38:37,033 --> 00:38:38,400 [MUSIC - STEVE EARLE, "FEARLESS HEART"] 648 00:39:03,867 --> 00:39:06,767 Zaf. 649 00:39:06,867 --> 00:39:07,767 Oi, [inaudible]. 650 00:39:13,467 --> 00:39:15,833 Come back here. 651 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:16,767 [inaudible] 652 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,300 [television] 653 00:40:06,767 --> 00:40:10,267 [music playing] 654 00:40:21,733 --> 00:40:23,233 Go easy on him all right? 655 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:29,233 [bell ringing] 656 00:40:31,133 --> 00:40:33,633 [laughing] 657 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:38,200 I told him to take it easy. 658 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:42,167 You got to be gentle with these classic cars. 659 00:40:42,267 --> 00:40:44,333 I'm going to give this straight to mom. 660 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,333 What are you doing? 661 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:08,033 Why can't you practice outside? 662 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,367 Use the street, man. 663 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,300 Streets ain't safe for us kids, are they Zaf? 664 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,867 Hey, guys, here's [inaudible]. 665 00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:14,467 Nice one, Az. 666 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:15,967 Now, listen, we're going to go outside and make [inaudible]. 667 00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:17,267 We've got some serious shit to talk about. 668 00:41:17,367 --> 00:41:18,800 You ain't going to get heavy on us, man. 669 00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:19,833 Yeah. 670 00:41:19,933 --> 00:41:21,233 Can I go watch some TV then? 671 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,700 No, Kay, we're going to have a serious discussion 672 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,100 about our artistic direction. 673 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,500 What is that? 674 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,833 You mean because people think that we're all shit? 675 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:31,300 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're never 676 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,900 going to get appreciated here. 677 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,300 This town is too small for us. 678 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,500 This whole fucking shit hole country's too small. 679 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,333 But listen, listen. 680 00:41:46,067 --> 00:41:47,633 I think I found us a singer. 681 00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:49,167 But you're our singer, man. 682 00:41:49,267 --> 00:41:51,900 Kay, we're talking about the real enchilada here. 683 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,900 Yeah, well? 684 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,900 Who is he then? 685 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,900 Yeah. 686 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,200 He's a girl. 687 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,067 Woo. Far out, Zaf. 688 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:00,500 Rock and roll, man. 689 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,433 What kind of made up lies have you told her, eh? 690 00:42:02,533 --> 00:42:03,833 I mean, she's going to be well pissed 691 00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:05,333 off when she hears us play. 692 00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:07,400 I mean, she probably expects Duran Duran, or something. 693 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,600 No way, Az. 694 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:13,700 This girl-- this girl is like an angel from above. 695 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,200 She's Asian, yeah? 696 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:15,900 Yeah. 697 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,567 She's from Southall. 698 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:19,067 And she listens to country. 699 00:42:19,167 --> 00:42:21,233 She must have had some weird upbringing, man. 700 00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:23,067 You better check she ain't on medication or nothing. 701 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,733 So can she sing? 702 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:25,933 Of course she can. 703 00:42:26,033 --> 00:42:27,100 You've heard her voice then, yeah? 704 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,400 Uh, you're missing the point, dude. 705 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,133 This girl's got Nashville in the blood, Nashville in the soul. 706 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:34,000 You'll know it straight off when you see her. 707 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:35,800 You haven't had her voice, have you, Zaf? 708 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,500 Az, Az, we talked. 709 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,767 I've got an ear for these things, you know. 710 00:42:39,867 --> 00:42:40,867 I don't know, man. 711 00:42:40,967 --> 00:42:41,800 I don't know. 712 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,867 Trust me. 713 00:42:42,967 --> 00:42:44,833 Trust me. 714 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:48,400 [phone ringing] 715 00:42:52,633 --> 00:42:55,700 ALI: Mama, it's Uncle Liaqut on the phone. 716 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:01,633 [music playing] 717 00:43:01,733 --> 00:43:02,700 [inaudible] I'll tell him. 718 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,633 Bye-bye. 719 00:43:08,633 --> 00:43:09,433 I'm sorry, Mom. 720 00:43:09,533 --> 00:43:10,833 I messed up again. 721 00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:12,800 He'll make lots of cash for you, Mom. 722 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,200 You'll see. 723 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,967 How can I stay in this place with so much shame. 724 00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:18,267 Aw, Ma-- 725 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:21,267 Zafir, your uncle is a great-hearted person. 726 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:24,933 He's giving you a last chance. 727 00:43:25,033 --> 00:43:26,700 I want no more shame on this family. 728 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:31,767 You're lucky I covered up for you yesterday, Zaf. 729 00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:32,767 Thanks, man. 730 00:43:32,867 --> 00:43:33,767 Anything else, sir? 731 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:35,367 A chicken [inaudible] too. 732 00:43:35,467 --> 00:43:38,600 Maybe you don't need this job, but me, I've got bills to pay. 733 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,600 What can I do you for? 734 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,133 Pound of mince, please. 735 00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:44,967 20 Upper Addison Gardens, and then you go to Terminal 4. 736 00:43:45,067 --> 00:43:47,600 Didn't-- what are you doing? 737 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,500 Sorry? 738 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,133 What are you doing? 739 00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:51,967 - When? - No. 740 00:43:52,067 --> 00:43:56,233 Upstairs-- what are you doing? - Why? 741 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,433 Oh, listen to it Ask her a question, 742 00:43:58,533 --> 00:44:00,633 it turns into a fucking parliamentary debate. 743 00:44:00,733 --> 00:44:03,500 That's chicks for you. 744 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,833 Fuck you, Tony. 745 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,967 [laughing] 746 00:44:07,067 --> 00:44:10,567 [music playing] 747 00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:46,333 Oh yeah, sorry, what can I do for you? 748 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,500 The pound of mincemeat I asked for. 749 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,200 Hey, cowboy, you're gonna be shit again. 750 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:56,367 I'm used to it, man. 751 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,600 Listen, I got to talk to you. 752 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,667 I don't think you're a bad person for getting out 753 00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:05,000 of a bum rap with your old man. 754 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,200 I think you did what you had to. 755 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:10,100 I couldn't take anymore, Zaf. 756 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,667 I know things are going to turn out right now. 757 00:45:12,767 --> 00:45:14,567 They've been bad too long. 758 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:17,200 We've earned ourselves a break-- just one. 759 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:18,467 Listen, I've got to make a call. 760 00:45:21,467 --> 00:45:23,233 Look, I believe in you in a big way. 761 00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:27,367 And you're like a walking, talking dream to me. 762 00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:29,933 Well, then careful you don't wake up. 763 00:45:30,033 --> 00:45:31,200 Won't happen, babe. 764 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,167 No way. 765 00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:35,433 Oh, and meet my brothers. 766 00:45:43,733 --> 00:45:45,000 32 to base. 767 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,833 Yeah, come in, Ellroy. 768 00:45:46,933 --> 00:45:49,100 ELLROY (ON RADIO): She's leaving the market with a weird bunch 769 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,433 of Pakistanis, boss. 770 00:45:50,533 --> 00:45:52,367 Over. 771 00:45:52,467 --> 00:45:53,833 Boss? 772 00:45:53,933 --> 00:45:54,967 What do you mean, "weird?" 773 00:45:55,067 --> 00:45:56,500 Over. 774 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,500 ELLROY (ON RADIO): One of them's got a cowboy hat on, boss. 775 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,400 Over. 776 00:46:01,567 --> 00:46:02,767 Keep onto her. 777 00:46:02,867 --> 00:46:04,433 Don't let her out of your sight. 778 00:46:04,533 --> 00:46:05,733 Do not let her out of your sight. 779 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,200 Okie dokie, boss. 780 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,400 Hey, guys, long time, no see. 781 00:46:12,867 --> 00:46:15,733 Wow, it can't be Jag. 782 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:16,700 That's right. 783 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,933 So bambino, let me get this straight. 784 00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:31,367 You've gone and left your husband, right? 785 00:46:31,467 --> 00:46:33,433 And you've got to find a place to live. 786 00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:34,433 Yeah, that's right. 787 00:46:34,533 --> 00:46:35,433 You want my advice? 788 00:46:38,267 --> 00:46:40,100 I ought to turn around and take you straight 789 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,433 back home What do you think? 790 00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:46,200 I think you should keep your eyes on the road. 791 00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:47,700 There's no stopping me. 792 00:46:54,633 --> 00:46:57,333 Now, bambino, you and me got a lot to discuss 793 00:46:57,433 --> 00:46:58,533 about your artistic future. 794 00:46:58,633 --> 00:47:00,733 Jag, she's going to be in the band. 795 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:02,067 Hey, Zaf, anything you say. 796 00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:04,600 Only remember, as your manager, I've got all 797 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:05,933 your best interests at heart. 798 00:47:06,033 --> 00:47:06,867 Sure, man. Sure. 799 00:47:06,967 --> 00:47:08,267 I can dig that. 800 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,500 So Saturday make the tap and then send it out. 801 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,100 You've got to take it Wild West, Jag. 802 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,333 Hey, Zaf, they're a strictly major league label. 803 00:47:13,433 --> 00:47:14,833 That's why we go straight to them. 804 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:16,300 They know country music. 805 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,867 They ain't going to pull a prejudice thing on account 806 00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:18,800 of us being Pakistani. 807 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:19,833 They'll listen. 808 00:47:19,933 --> 00:47:21,000 They'll listen To how we play. 809 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,833 Yeah, Zaf's right, Jag. 810 00:47:22,933 --> 00:47:25,733 [inaudible] 811 00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:28,433 [shouting] 812 00:47:28,533 --> 00:47:29,967 - Jag, give us a lift? - Yeah, man. 813 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,433 Jump in, lads. 814 00:47:31,533 --> 00:47:33,633 Disgraceful, the traffic jams you get around here. 815 00:47:33,733 --> 00:47:36,033 Hey, boys, meet [inaudible]. 816 00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:37,300 They're my first cousins. 817 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,233 Hey. 818 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,200 You bastards. 819 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,000 [honking] 820 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,567 Home, sweet home, boys. 821 00:47:58,267 --> 00:48:00,000 It's all right for you to stay with us until you get 822 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,667 yourself a place sorted out. 823 00:48:01,767 --> 00:48:03,533 You sure? 824 00:48:03,633 --> 00:48:04,867 What about Mom, Zaf? 825 00:48:04,967 --> 00:48:06,400 You'll have to keep a low profile, 826 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,200 but you know, she works shifts, so it should be all right. 827 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,600 Maybe we can get some rehearsal in. 828 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,100 Hey, amigos, that's what I like to here. 829 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,733 Fucking hell, Jag, come on. We've got to move. 830 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,867 We've got to lie low. Come on. 831 00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:17,567 I don't know you young people. 832 00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:19,467 You're always on the go. 833 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,500 61 Allendale Avenue-- he's just dropped them off. 834 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,633 Over. 835 00:48:29,733 --> 00:48:32,933 TONY(ON RADIO): OK, OK, Ellroy, get back here. 836 00:48:33,033 --> 00:48:36,100 [music playing] 837 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,033 [inaudible]. 838 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,100 Where will you sleep, Zaf? 839 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,500 I'll shack up with the dudes. 840 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,100 I'm sorry to have to put you all to so much trouble. 841 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,133 Will you stop? 842 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,567 You're not trouble. 843 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,667 You're the best thing that's ever happened to us. 844 00:49:07,767 --> 00:49:10,633 [band playing] 845 00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:19,200 Woo. 846 00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:53,600 [non-english speech] 847 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,667 So how's life treating you, auntie? 848 00:49:57,767 --> 00:50:00,200 Getting old. 849 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:02,067 I don't want to die in this country. 850 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:04,233 I know exactly how you feel, auntie. 851 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,767 My ambition is to die in Beverly Hills. 852 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,100 Listen, compadres. 853 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,400 We've got to skedaddle. 854 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,500 I've managed to arrange a very important gig 855 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,233 for you tonight-- your first outing 856 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:29,467 with the new bambino singer. 857 00:50:29,567 --> 00:50:30,533 What's that mean, Jag? 858 00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:32,067 This better not be some weird trip, man. 859 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:34,700 Hey, no way, Zaf. 860 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,433 This is kosher kebab. 861 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,933 You know I was having a quiet jar or 10-- ha ha-- at the Red 862 00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:41,367 Line in Acton, when my good buddy, the manager, 863 00:50:41,467 --> 00:50:44,733 starts moaning about how the Irish folk band he'd booked 864 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,700 got nabbed by anti-terrorist pigs. 865 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,267 I mean, I ask you. 866 00:50:48,367 --> 00:50:51,000 So quick as a flash, I gave him the lowdown on you fellows. 867 00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:52,233 I mean, would I let you down? 868 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,233 After all, I'm your manager. 869 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:57,567 Hey, he especially liked the detailed description 870 00:50:57,667 --> 00:51:02,067 I provided of your new lead singer. [whistling] 871 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:03,633 How much is it paying, then, Jags? 872 00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:07,000 Hey, Az, baby, money's not the issue here. 873 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,267 This will be exposure. 874 00:51:08,367 --> 00:51:10,800 Yeah, an Irish pub in Acton. 875 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,467 Big deal, Jag, man. 876 00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:13,667 No, no, Jag's right. 877 00:51:13,767 --> 00:51:16,433 Maybe we could, like, bust up our stuff and shit. 878 00:51:16,533 --> 00:51:19,000 One of us could even jump into the crowd and bite people. 879 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,467 Hey, hey, kiddo, that sounds great. 880 00:51:21,567 --> 00:51:23,833 You know, the Irish appreciate displays 881 00:51:23,933 --> 00:51:25,667 of youthful exuberance. 882 00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:26,667 We better check with Rifat. 883 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,567 Why not? 884 00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:35,067 Yeah. 885 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,267 Great stuff. 886 00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:37,600 We got to pick up Gurd. Give him a call. 887 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,500 Will you, Az? 888 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,633 Yeah, man. 889 00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:40,967 I'll go and tell Mom we got us a real gig. 890 00:51:41,067 --> 00:51:42,633 She'll be well pleased. 891 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:43,533 [crying]. 892 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,133 Look, one day, we're going to buy 893 00:51:52,233 --> 00:51:54,767 you a big house in Pakistan, just 894 00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:57,133 like Elvis Presley's Graceland. 895 00:51:57,233 --> 00:51:59,100 I'm going to make you proud. 896 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,567 You could never make me proud this way, Zafir, not even 897 00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:04,767 with a million pounds. 898 00:52:04,867 --> 00:52:07,933 This is not our way of behaving. 899 00:52:08,033 --> 00:52:10,400 God will be angry with you. 900 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:15,233 Everyone laughs at me that my sons are so bad. 901 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,733 I hate this country that has done this to my family. 902 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:18,667 Mom. 903 00:52:18,767 --> 00:52:19,600 Mom. 904 00:52:22,033 --> 00:52:25,033 Mom, I still got the job at the butcher's. 905 00:52:25,133 --> 00:52:26,200 I hold it down. 906 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:28,000 I'll make sure I get good at it. 907 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:35,733 I promise you, you're going to go back home. 908 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,300 I swear it. 909 00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:55,967 Hey, Zaf, was mom angry? 910 00:52:56,067 --> 00:52:57,000 No, OK. 911 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,600 She was really pleased for us. 912 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,400 Great. 913 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,667 [chatter] 914 00:53:17,633 --> 00:53:22,233 This is the band like I said, they're fresh here from Dublin, 915 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:25,433 speak nothing but Gaelic. 916 00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:28,033 [band playing] 917 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:33,033 (SINGING) You can cuss the daylights out 918 00:53:33,133 --> 00:53:35,233 of this pale winter moon. 919 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:43,200 You could ponder every reason why your true love was untrue. 920 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:45,800 You can cry your eyes out. 921 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:48,600 I've got a shoulder here for you. 922 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:52,600 But every day your broken heart is going to turn 923 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:55,200 a lighter shade of blue. 924 00:53:55,300 --> 00:54:00,767 'Cause anyone can be somebody's fool. 925 00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:02,767 Just look at me. 926 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,767 I once was a fool for you. 927 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:08,767 So you know it's true. 928 00:54:08,867 --> 00:54:11,767 Anyone can be somebody's fool. 929 00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:21,733 Our love was a magnet on the Jersey shore. 930 00:54:21,833 --> 00:54:24,333 If you were looking for love, boys, 931 00:54:24,433 --> 00:54:27,533 you could have found it in '44. 932 00:54:27,633 --> 00:54:32,733 'Cause love wore a halo back before the war-- 933 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,067 BAND: Before the war. 934 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,733 --when the men loved the women, and the women 935 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,733 knew what men were for. 936 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,700 She sold hotel. 937 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,500 It belongs to me. 938 00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:02,467 I watch those sailors come and go like the waves in the sea. 939 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:08,467 From the poor chaps in the honeymoon suite, 940 00:55:08,567 --> 00:55:14,067 I hear them fishing their lives away in the Florida keys. 941 00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:19,467 Our love was a magnet on the Jersey shore. 942 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:22,033 If you were looking for love, boys, 943 00:55:22,133 --> 00:55:25,433 you could have found it in '44. 944 00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:30,033 'Cause love wore a halo back before the war-- 945 00:55:30,133 --> 00:55:32,000 ALL: Before the war. 946 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:34,567 --when the men loved the women, and the women 947 00:55:34,667 --> 00:55:37,933 knew what men were for. 948 00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:40,500 When the men loved the women, and the women 949 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,267 knew what men were for. 950 00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:46,200 When the men loved the women, and the women 951 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:49,733 knew what men were for. 952 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:53,267 [cheering] 953 00:55:57,133 --> 00:55:58,500 Yeah, thanks. 954 00:55:58,600 --> 00:55:59,800 I'm on my way. 955 00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:00,833 Look, I'm on my way. 956 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:03,467 I'm coming. 957 00:56:03,567 --> 00:56:05,900 I hope you fellas don't mind, but I 958 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,867 got a hot dinner date waiting at an expensive 959 00:56:07,967 --> 00:56:09,267 Western restaurant, huh? 960 00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:10,233 So ciao. 961 00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:17,967 Oh, fellas, you were fantastic, magnifico, yee-haw. 962 00:56:18,067 --> 00:56:19,567 [gunshot] 963 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:20,567 [ricochet] 964 00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:21,967 RIFAT: Shit. 965 00:56:22,067 --> 00:56:25,133 [music playing] 966 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,533 Zaf, I loved it tonight. 967 00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:36,500 Rif, Rif, you were better than great. 968 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,600 You were Nashville. 969 00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:38,500 Thanks. 970 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,133 What's up, Zaf? 971 00:58:50,233 --> 00:58:53,833 What would you say to me getting hitched up, Az? 972 00:58:53,933 --> 00:58:55,700 What, do you mean like married? 973 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,300 Yeah. 974 00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,300 To a woman? 975 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,067 Yeah, dude. 976 00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:04,033 I don't know. 977 00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:06,633 Is there anyone in particular? 978 00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:07,567 Nah. 979 00:59:16,467 --> 00:59:19,733 [music playing] 980 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:34,967 Yes, sir? 981 00:59:35,067 --> 00:59:36,567 [glass breaking] 982 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,900 Give me back my wife, cowboy. 983 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,500 She ain't mine to give away. 984 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:43,433 She's my wife. 985 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:51,233 Let me tell you something, I love her. 986 00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:54,333 And she ain't never coming back to you, all right? 987 00:59:54,433 --> 00:59:56,000 [laughing]. 988 00:59:56,100 --> 01:00:01,933 You-- you love her. 989 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:04,867 She'll spit you out, cowboy. 990 01:00:04,967 --> 01:00:05,867 [spitting] 991 01:00:05,967 --> 01:00:08,033 [shouting] 992 01:00:09,933 --> 01:00:13,000 [music playing] 993 01:00:20,667 --> 01:00:25,000 Well, lover boy, you've really done it, huh? 994 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:26,633 I take off my hat to you. 995 01:00:31,033 --> 01:00:33,500 [music playing] 996 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,000 [howling] 997 01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:42,333 Mom? 998 01:00:42,433 --> 01:00:43,267 Hey, Mom? 999 01:00:48,533 --> 01:00:54,500 Hello, Mom I can explain everything, Mom. 1000 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:58,067 I just went in your room to clean, Zafir. 1001 01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:01,533 Zafir, why didn't you tell your mommy? 1002 01:01:01,633 --> 01:01:03,233 I was going to, Mom. 1003 01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:06,967 How long have you been like this? 1004 01:01:07,067 --> 01:01:09,467 We can take you to a brain doctor. . 1005 01:01:09,567 --> 01:01:12,167 But you must swear on Koran that you 1006 01:01:12,267 --> 01:01:15,633 will never do these horrible, unnatural things again. 1007 01:01:15,733 --> 01:01:17,067 What things exactly? 1008 01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:20,333 You would not be happy as a girl. 1009 01:01:20,433 --> 01:01:23,900 We could never find you a husband. 1010 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,800 Zafir, many people have strange ideas. 1011 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:30,000 But Zafir, you must swear that you 1012 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,067 will not have the operation. 1013 01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:34,067 I think you've got things slightly mixed up, Mom. 1014 01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:36,933 No, Zafir, it is you who is mixed up. 1015 01:01:37,033 --> 01:01:40,900 I will not allow you to become my daughter. 1016 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,600 You think I've been wearing these. 1017 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:45,233 What did I do, wrong? 1018 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,700 First you become a cowboy and now this. 1019 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,733 Listen, I've got something to show you. 1020 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:56,667 Oh, my god. 1021 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,600 Why didn't you keep your mouth shut, Zaf? 1022 01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:04,533 It's kind of complicated, man. 1023 01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:07,867 Zafir, what is this? 1024 01:02:07,967 --> 01:02:10,933 Not all my boys-- oh, please, God, 1025 01:02:11,033 --> 01:02:12,533 do not let them all be pansies. 1026 01:02:12,633 --> 01:02:13,300 ZAF: Calm down, will you. 1027 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,333 They're perfectly normal. 1028 01:02:14,433 --> 01:02:16,200 Oh, speak for yourself, Zaf. 1029 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,300 Get off the bed, dudes. 1030 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,233 Come on. 1031 01:02:24,367 --> 01:02:25,167 OK, Rif. 1032 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,633 You can stay in my room till you find a place of your own. 1033 01:02:40,933 --> 01:02:41,767 Thank you. 1034 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,600 Mom. 1035 01:02:54,467 --> 01:02:57,533 I wish I hadn't caused all this. 1036 01:02:57,633 --> 01:02:58,533 Nah. 1037 01:02:58,633 --> 01:02:59,467 Nah. 1038 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,600 [guitar playing] 1039 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:11,267 Well, what'd she say? 1040 01:03:11,367 --> 01:03:13,800 Now there's a [inaudible]. 1041 01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:15,933 You've got to be blue to be country. 1042 01:03:16,033 --> 01:03:17,967 You've got to cry to sing. 1043 01:03:18,067 --> 01:03:21,067 [guitar playing] 1044 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,400 Looks like you got beat up pretty bad, Zaf. 1045 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:33,067 Yeah, well, our troubles ain't over yet, dudes. 1046 01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:36,200 [guitar playing] 1047 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,467 There's no job for you here, boy-- too much trouble. 1048 01:03:52,867 --> 01:03:56,000 I'm sorry, my boy. 1049 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,933 That's OK. 1050 01:03:58,033 --> 01:04:02,200 You stuck your neck out for me. 1051 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,100 Zafir? 1052 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,567 Maybe we'll try again once your life is sorted out. 1053 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:10,667 Yeah, could you-- 1054 01:04:10,767 --> 01:04:12,567 I'll ring your mom. 1055 01:04:12,667 --> 01:04:13,467 Thanks. 1056 01:04:17,567 --> 01:04:21,333 He's wild, that boy. 1057 01:04:21,433 --> 01:04:23,467 I like him. 1058 01:04:23,567 --> 01:04:25,900 He's got guts. 1059 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,033 You know what that means? 1060 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:28,700 Sure, I do. [inaudible]. 1061 01:04:33,367 --> 01:04:36,667 [chatter] 1062 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,500 What's going down? 1063 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,533 Heavy scene, man. 1064 01:05:06,633 --> 01:05:09,533 [television] 1065 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:15,500 [crying]. 1066 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,267 I've lost everything. 1067 01:05:46,033 --> 01:05:46,933 Come on. 1068 01:05:47,033 --> 01:05:48,533 All right, but-- 1069 01:05:51,033 --> 01:05:56,100 Hey, Zaf, take it easy, eh? 1070 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:15,267 I'll see if my parents will let me back in the house. 1071 01:06:15,367 --> 01:06:18,033 Please don't walk on us, Rif. 1072 01:06:18,133 --> 01:06:21,400 I'll still be your singer. 1073 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:25,800 I just don't want to cause any more hassles here. 1074 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,567 I love you, Rifat. 1075 01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:31,833 I hadn't said that to anyone-- anyone. 1076 01:06:31,933 --> 01:06:34,600 Zaf, I want you to be a friend, 1077 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:37,700 maybe even my best friend. 1078 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,033 What about the other night? 1079 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:40,967 I needed you. 1080 01:06:41,067 --> 01:06:41,867 I'm sorry. 1081 01:06:41,967 --> 01:06:44,333 It's all right. 1082 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:46,300 I knew it wasn't going to happen. 1083 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,000 I just had to tell you, though. 1084 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:51,533 Please understand. 1085 01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:08,533 You going to be great in country, Rif. 1086 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:10,633 But you're a real heartbreaker, babe. 1087 01:07:10,733 --> 01:07:12,000 That's me all over, dude. 1088 01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:13,133 [music - "the river"] 1089 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,900 (SINGING) You know the dream is like a river, 1090 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,667 every-changing as it flows. 1091 01:07:20,767 --> 01:07:26,600 And a dream is just a vessel that must follow where it goes. 1092 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:31,133 Trying to learn from what's behind you, never knowing 1093 01:07:31,233 --> 01:07:36,600 what's in store makes each day a constant battle just 1094 01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:40,600 to stay between the shores. 1095 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:46,967 And I will sail my vessel till the river runs dry. 1096 01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:52,633 Like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky. 1097 01:07:52,733 --> 01:07:59,167 I'll never reach my destination if I never try, 1098 01:07:59,267 --> 01:08:05,233 so I will sail my vessel till the river runs dry. 1099 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:16,533 Too many times we stand aside and let the water slip away, 1100 01:08:16,633 --> 01:08:21,833 till what we put off till tomorrow has now become today. 1101 01:08:21,933 --> 01:08:26,133 So don't you sit upon the shoreline 1102 01:08:26,233 --> 01:08:32,800 and say you're satisfied but choose to chance the rapids 1103 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:36,300 and dare to dance the tides. 1104 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:42,667 Yes, I will sail my vessel till the river runs dry. 1105 01:08:42,767 --> 01:08:49,233 Like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky. 1106 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:55,200 I'll never reach my destination if I never try. 1107 01:08:55,300 --> 01:09:03,167 So I will sail my vessel till the river runs dry. 1108 01:09:03,267 --> 01:09:06,167 There's bound to be rough waters, 1109 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:09,133 and I know I'll take some falls. 1110 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:12,733 But with the good Lord as my captain, 1111 01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:17,100 I can make it through them all. 1112 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,400 Yes, I will-- 1113 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:24,067 BAND: Sail my vessel till the river runs dry. 1114 01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:27,867 Like a bird upon the wind, these waters 1115 01:09:27,967 --> 01:09:36,000 are my sky I'll never reach my destination if I never try. 1116 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,000 So I will sail my vessel-- 1117 01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:39,467 This is gold. 1118 01:09:39,567 --> 01:09:40,533 Pure gold. 1119 01:09:40,633 --> 01:09:43,567 It's fat city, next stop for us, amigos. 1120 01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:46,567 First thing tomorrow, I get [inaudible] Wild West records. 1121 01:09:46,667 --> 01:09:48,433 Hey, hombres, they won't know what hit 'em. 1122 01:09:48,533 --> 01:09:49,833 Yee-haw. 1123 01:09:49,933 --> 01:09:57,133 RIFAT: (SINGING) Till the river runs-- till the river runs dry. 1124 01:09:57,233 --> 01:09:58,800 Well,boys, you've done a great job today. 1125 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,133 Come on. Hurry up. 1126 01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,333 Pronto, pronto, pronto. 1127 01:10:01,433 --> 01:10:02,333 I'm in a hurry. 1128 01:10:02,433 --> 01:10:03,233 Come on. 1129 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,100 Come on, boys. 1130 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,167 Come on, hurry up. 1131 01:10:09,267 --> 01:10:10,133 Don't mess around. 1132 01:10:10,233 --> 01:10:11,567 Give me that video camera. 1133 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:12,500 Come on, hurry up. 1134 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,400 Hurry up. 1135 01:10:16,567 --> 01:10:18,667 I didn't know we were moving, man. 1136 01:10:18,767 --> 01:10:20,100 Me neither. 1137 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,700 Where are we going? 1138 01:10:24,767 --> 01:10:28,633 [television] 1139 01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:42,700 What do you want to go to Pakistan for, though, Mom. 1140 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,000 It is my home. 1141 01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:51,967 It's [inaudible] by now, Mom. 1142 01:10:52,067 --> 01:10:54,867 You won't be comfortable like you are here. 1143 01:10:54,967 --> 01:10:56,500 It's all repeats on the TV. 1144 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,600 I mean, a lot of people think Sgt. Bilko 1145 01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:00,067 is the new military dictator on account 1146 01:11:00,167 --> 01:11:02,867 of him being on so often. 1147 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:04,867 I will be with my own kind of people, 1148 01:11:04,967 --> 01:11:09,000 [inaudible] in my true country. 1149 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:17,467 What about us? 1150 01:11:17,567 --> 01:11:19,400 I would like you to come with me. 1151 01:11:23,267 --> 01:11:26,567 But I know you will not. 1152 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:29,700 You have no true country. 1153 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,233 We did this to you. 1154 01:11:41,867 --> 01:11:43,600 Zaf. 1155 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,867 Zaf, you've got to get downstairs quick. 1156 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:47,767 Shit. 1157 01:11:47,867 --> 01:11:49,367 What's [inaudible] now? 1158 01:11:49,467 --> 01:11:50,367 Ugly Abdul. 1159 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,967 Get me some kind of weapon. 1160 01:11:56,067 --> 01:11:57,000 What the fuck's he doing. 1161 01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:58,167 Stay calm, all right? 1162 01:11:58,267 --> 01:11:59,767 He's talking to Mom. 1163 01:11:59,867 --> 01:12:01,400 I smell a rat, dude. 1164 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,333 Zaf. 1165 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:08,700 [inaudible]. 1166 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,767 What's going on, Mom? 1167 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:10,900 Your mother's just signing-- 1168 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,533 I wasn't asking you, handsome. 1169 01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:14,733 Be quiet, Zafir. 1170 01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:17,233 Mom, I really think you got to tell us what you're up to. 1171 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,167 It's me who's done wrong, not Ali or Kay. 1172 01:12:19,267 --> 01:12:20,600 I have sold the house. 1173 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:21,900 You what? 1174 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,433 Subject to all the usual legal formalities 1175 01:12:24,533 --> 01:12:25,367 ZAF: To who? 1176 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,233 Hm? 1177 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,033 To me. 1178 01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:29,200 You've got a house, Abdul. 1179 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:31,133 It's too damned big as it is. 1180 01:12:31,233 --> 01:12:32,700 Oh, this is just to rent out. 1181 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,533 Listen, I'd heard your mother put it up for sale, 1182 01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:38,967 and I thought, well, I'd help her sell it quickly. 1183 01:12:39,067 --> 01:12:41,633 You're a snake and a [inaudible]. 1184 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:42,900 Quiet. Don't. 1185 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,333 - Leave him. - All right. 1186 01:12:44,433 --> 01:12:45,600 All right. 1187 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,533 Right. 1188 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:54,333 Auntie has asked me to make this check out for you 1189 01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:58,033 three brothers to share, hm? 1190 01:12:58,133 --> 01:13:02,200 If you ask me, she's being very generous. 1191 01:13:08,633 --> 01:13:10,533 So this is it, Mom? 1192 01:13:10,633 --> 01:13:12,200 Yes. 1193 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:20,367 Hey, with that money the three of you can buy a little hovel. 1194 01:13:20,467 --> 01:13:21,300 It's a bad area. 1195 01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:29,000 Zaf? 1196 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:30,500 I'm all right, dude. 1197 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:34,600 I just want to tell Kay, 1198 01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:38,033 Oh, what are you looking so hangdog about, boys? 1199 01:13:38,133 --> 01:13:40,733 All right, listen, if you want, maybe I'll consider 1200 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,400 renting you out your rooms, eh? 1201 01:13:49,733 --> 01:13:52,667 [music playing] 1202 01:13:57,100 --> 01:14:01,500 Zafir, Ali, come to Pakistan with me. 1203 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:05,300 We can get you good jobs in the army with your uncles there. 1204 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,100 One day, you could be in the government. 1205 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,200 [phone ringing] 1206 01:14:11,867 --> 01:14:12,700 Yeah. 1207 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,000 [inaudible] 1208 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:16,200 All right, Jag. 1209 01:14:18,933 --> 01:14:20,400 Yeah, I'm listening man. 1210 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,600 JAG (ON TELEPHONE): You've got an appointment [inaudible]. 1211 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:23,867 Kidding me. 1212 01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:24,700 JAG (ON TELEPHONE): No, I'm not kidding. 1213 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,100 Yeah, all right. 1214 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:26,800 JAG (ON TELEPHONE): I'll pick you up in 10 minutes. 1215 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:27,767 Tell Zaf. 1216 01:14:27,867 --> 01:14:29,000 Yeah, I'll tell him. 1217 01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:31,500 [music playing] 1218 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,400 [camera shutter] 1219 01:14:37,567 --> 01:14:40,833 Now say T-Bones in Nashville, Tennessee. 1220 01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:44,933 ALL: T-Bones in Nashville, Tennessee. 1221 01:14:45,033 --> 01:14:46,500 That will be for the official biography. 1222 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:47,600 Come on, now. Quick. 1223 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:49,000 Come on. Let's get in. 1224 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,967 Listen, boys, I am not for a moment 1225 01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:22,667 denigrating your skills as musicians. 1226 01:15:22,767 --> 01:15:23,933 Tell them, Yuhudi. 1227 01:15:24,033 --> 01:15:26,000 No, no, it's definitely not a music thing. 1228 01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:28,033 But what I'm talking about is product. 1229 01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:29,500 I'm talking marketing. 1230 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,100 I'm talking saleability. 1231 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,133 You see, the music is only the half of it, I'm afraid. 1232 01:15:34,233 --> 01:15:36,067 HANK: Maybe some fringe label. 1233 01:15:36,167 --> 01:15:38,400 Yeah, yeah, there's lots of weird leftist labels 1234 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,333 out there now. 1235 01:15:39,433 --> 01:15:40,367 Maybe they would do you a deal, 1236 01:15:40,467 --> 01:15:42,100 perhaps on the novelty value. 1237 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,033 Now, that's an angle-- novelty. 1238 01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:45,333 That's something you should look at. 1239 01:15:45,433 --> 01:15:49,833 But Wild West, boys, is mainstream. 1240 01:15:49,933 --> 01:15:51,800 So it's the way we look? 1241 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:53,967 Yeah, looks can be a big thing. 1242 01:15:54,067 --> 01:15:57,400 I mean, look at Dolly Parton. 1243 01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:59,267 Look, the folks back home, they look at you, 1244 01:15:59,367 --> 01:16:02,733 they think, shit, Ravi Shankar. 1245 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:04,633 This gives us problems, boys. 1246 01:16:04,733 --> 01:16:06,800 Back in the US, they see a picture of you, 1247 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:12,667 they say, oh, boy, red Indians trying to play country. 1248 01:16:12,767 --> 01:16:14,000 Maybe down in Texas-- 1249 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:15,533 Big market Texas. 1250 01:16:15,633 --> 01:16:18,733 --down there, they say, hey, these hombres are Mexican. 1251 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,967 They're trying to play our music. 1252 01:16:21,067 --> 01:16:22,433 Then they get all historical. 1253 01:16:22,533 --> 01:16:25,900 They say, remember the fucking Alamo. 1254 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,133 So you see this is not a pitch we can play. 1255 01:16:30,233 --> 01:16:33,400 Your manager seems a little upset over there. 1256 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,800 Sorry, amigo. 1257 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,633 I was so keyed up over this. 1258 01:16:38,733 --> 01:16:42,233 I thought we'd finally hit deep pan pizza time. 1259 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,267 Well, that's show biz. 1260 01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:48,767 But you and me, we got a lot to talk about. 1261 01:16:48,867 --> 01:16:51,967 Yuhudi, prepare a contract. 1262 01:16:52,067 --> 01:16:53,267 No, I'm with them. 1263 01:16:53,367 --> 01:16:56,200 Then you're on the down escalator, bubula. 1264 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:58,800 Look, you I can really sell. 1265 01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:00,867 OK, so you got the dusky looks. 1266 01:17:00,967 --> 01:17:02,633 But there's an angle there, maybe. 1267 01:17:02,733 --> 01:17:03,867 And with a voice like yours-- 1268 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:05,600 Zaf, wait. 1269 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:09,100 I think you got to listen to the man, Rif. 1270 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:12,667 Amigo, I hope you realize this lady here is 1271 01:17:12,767 --> 01:17:15,000 one of my most valued clients. 1272 01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:17,300 Well then, let us talk turkey. 1273 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,333 Yuhudi, show the boys out, will you? 1274 01:17:20,433 --> 01:17:21,433 No. 1275 01:17:21,533 --> 01:17:23,200 You have to take us together or forget it. 1276 01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:25,333 I think you should explain the career 1277 01:17:25,433 --> 01:17:28,600 implications of this touching loyalty to your client. 1278 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:31,433 Can we have a few minutes? 1279 01:17:31,533 --> 01:17:33,533 We need to talk. 1280 01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:40,733 Sure, just don't strain your voice, doll-- that we need. 1281 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:45,300 Man, I always thought we could duck the punches. 1282 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,600 These people got no sense of imagination, 1283 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:53,067 just let the rest of this whole damned, deadbeat country. 1284 01:17:53,167 --> 01:17:56,867 We're just brown faces to them. 1285 01:17:56,967 --> 01:17:58,867 Don't you duck out, Rif. 1286 01:17:58,967 --> 01:18:00,533 You can show 'em. 1287 01:18:00,633 --> 01:18:02,100 No, I can't do that Zaf. 1288 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:08,100 This is the hardest thing I'm ever going to do, Rif. 1289 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:11,600 But I've got to tell you to stay. 1290 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:14,500 You know how I feel about you. 1291 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,667 I just got to know that you'll be happy. 1292 01:18:17,767 --> 01:18:19,667 But what about the band? 1293 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:20,933 There will be other deals, Zaf. 1294 01:18:21,033 --> 01:18:22,600 Not for us. 1295 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,867 This is the end of the road for the Honky Tonks, songs Rif. 1296 01:18:24,967 --> 01:18:28,467 We've been knocked back too many times. 1297 01:18:28,567 --> 01:18:32,667 Let's face it, it was cut out to be a solo act. 1298 01:18:35,433 --> 01:18:38,633 We always knew she was going to do great, didn't we, men? 1299 01:18:38,733 --> 01:18:41,800 Hey, Rif, go for the big time. 1300 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,600 Just remember to send us a postcard now and then, eh? 1301 01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:51,967 Your doing this for all of us, all us Southall kids. 1302 01:18:52,067 --> 01:18:54,733 Hey, amigos, it's all happening in there. 1303 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:55,667 Come on. 1304 01:18:55,767 --> 01:18:56,567 Let's go. 1305 01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:57,733 Go, senorita. 1306 01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,667 [clapping] 1307 01:18:59,767 --> 01:19:02,200 [music playing] 1308 01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:11,567 Well, boys. 1309 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:13,633 You still our manager, Jag? 1310 01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:17,633 Hey, get yourselves some punk outfits, huh? 1311 01:19:17,733 --> 01:19:20,700 Then I'll relaunch you. 1312 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,267 So hombres, adios, huh? 1313 01:19:26,067 --> 01:19:27,167 Come on, Zaf. 1314 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,800 The streets are going to move on us like vultures, man. 1315 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:36,667 We better lie low, get guns and stuff. 1316 01:19:36,767 --> 01:19:37,867 No way, man. 1317 01:19:37,967 --> 01:19:39,200 We ain't finished yet. 1318 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:42,667 Not yet, anyway. 1319 01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:48,133 Maybe the world has got it in for us. 1320 01:19:48,233 --> 01:19:52,400 Maybe we ought to take stock and be [inaudible]. 1321 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:55,733 But when do the Ayubs ever listen to good sense, eh? 1322 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:59,300 [music playing] 1323 01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:43,500 I'd like five first class tickets to Nashville, please. 1324 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:44,433 How are you paying? 1325 01:20:44,533 --> 01:20:46,400 Cash. 1326 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,400 See you, boy. 1327 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,167 KAY: Bye, Spooky. 1328 01:20:49,267 --> 01:20:50,367 AZ: See you in Nashville. 1329 01:20:57,767 --> 01:21:13,900 [singing] 1330 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,500 This is bye-bye Ayub brothers. 1331 01:21:20,933 --> 01:21:23,100 [explosion] 1332 01:21:26,267 --> 01:21:28,000 [MUSIC - "GUITARS AND CADILLACS"] 84502