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[clock ticking]
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[clock ticking continues]
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[panting]
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[dog barking, distant]
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[knocking on door]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[woman] Is she not answering?
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No.
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Thank you.You're welcome.
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Here you go.Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Emma.
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Emma, Emma.
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[music plays through headphones]
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Come on.
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[sighs]
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You haven't packed anything.[moans]
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Come on.
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Okay.All right.
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Where's your suitcase?
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Here.
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[sighs]
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[train horn, distant]
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Whoa.
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Oh. Ruth.
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[sighs]
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Okeydokey.
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Sweetheart.
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Goddamn it!
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Ruth!
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, God.
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[cell phone alarm blares]
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Shit.
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Yeah. Hey, Dad.
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Oh, man. All right, all right.
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I'll be there. Yeah, nothing.
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Shit.
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[man snores faintly]
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[cell phone vibrates]
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[Bridget] Nicky?
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What do you mean she's gone?
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[newscaster] From our local
Doppler radar blizzard
warning still in effect...
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[honks]Come on!
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[man] Fuck you!That's not nice.
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[newscaster]
...bringing snowfalls highest
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in Lake, Cook,
and DuPage county.
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Expect up to 11 inches there...
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Emma, put that out.
Come on, he's here.
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Yo, dickheads.
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Come on.
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Hi.
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Got your $10 coffee.
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Hi. Thank you.Hi. Yeah, yeah.
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Come on, hon. Come on.
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Need help?No.
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[Nick] No Eddie, huh?[Bridget] No, he had to work.
Where's dad?
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He's looking for her.
He's looking everywhere,
every single place
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she's ever been in her life.
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-Did you check the hospitals?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, we checked the hospitals,
St. Giles, Rotary Club,
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we even went by the nursing home
in case she thought
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she was still working there.
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-Did you call the police?
-Of course we called the police.
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Do they have Dad's number?Yeah.
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Yeah, they've Dad's number,
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they've got my number,
your number, your number.
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And they've got
Marion-Down-The-Hall's number.
The condo.
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He's going out of his mind,
Bitty. He's white as a ghost.
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When he called me,
I thought he was having
another heart attack.
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I knew this was gonna happen.
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Yeah. I've been tellin' him
for years, "You gotta figure out
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what you wanna do with Mom
when the time comes
because we all know it's coming.
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We all know
how this thing works."
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It's hard on him.Yeah.
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Well, you know what's
gonna be hard for him?
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When she turns up next week
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in a goddamn block of ice.
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It's over.
She is not staying
in that condo anymore.
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She's going to a place,
and he's gonna have to let her.
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And if I hear one goddamn peep
about frickin' Florida,
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so help me God.
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What happened to quitting?
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Life, Bitty.
Life happened to quitting.
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You can't smoke in here,
I'm chemically sensitive.
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You're who?Chemically sensitive.
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What kind of California
bullshit is that?
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[cell phone alarm blares]
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That's your ringer?
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For Dad it is.
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Hey, Pop.
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Dad.
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I told you not to call her.
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Bitty, it's Christmas.
You oughta be home
with your husband.
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Is she all right?She's swell, she's fine.
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Hiya, sweets.Hi, Gramps, you okay?
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Yes, thank you.
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Oh. Nicholas.
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Damn it, I knew that you'd start
smoking again with that bar.
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Dad, are you all right?
Have they checked
your blood pressure?
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I'm fine.What'd the doctor say?
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He hasn't been in yet.Then how do you know
she's fine?
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Because she's fine.
Go take a look at her,
down that hall.
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What?
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Mom.
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Is that my baby?
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Yeah.Oh!
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I'm so happy to see you.[chuckles]
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You too.You all right, Mom?
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Oh, that's my baby, too.
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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Honey![Emma] Hi, Grandma.
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[Ruth] Listen, do you
need some money?No.
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Let me get you some money.
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See she's fine.Where's my purse?
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You don't need
your purse, Ruth.Yes, I do, you turkey.
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Sit down.Where the heck was she?
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-Aurora.
-Aurora?
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She got on the commuter.
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Rode the damn thing
back and forth
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until the conductor
finally screwed his eyeballs in.
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-Did she really?
-[Nick] Where did she get on at?
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Berwyn.Hmm.
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She walked to Berwyn
in a snowstorm?
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She's fine, Nicholas.
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She doesn't look fine to me.
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[Nick] She's fine, Mom.She's fine, Ruth.
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Excuse you,
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I was in geriatrics
for 30 years,
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thank you very much.
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Where's your diamond?
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Oh, um, I forgot to put it on.
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What do you mean, you forgot?
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She doesn't wear it.[Bridget] Yes, I do.
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I take it off for work.How come?
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Because I have my hands
in raw poultry all day. Ow, Mom.
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That hurts.Did you guys go
to mass last night?
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No, I-- We were gonna go today.
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[Emma] We were?Yeah.
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You were?
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Mm-hmm. Yes.
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Come in.Are we ready for a pelvic exam?
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Pelvic exam?
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That's my baby.
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Hmm?
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[doctor] Now they are safer
in memory care,
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they also typically improve.
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Some of them feel more at home
among their peers
than with their own family.
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As strange as that sounds.
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Look, the reason I did
a pelvic exam is because
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during wandering episodes,
women are often assaulted.
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Sexually.
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I didn't see
evidence of that today
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but I'd be very concerned
about her getting out again.
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Dad.
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Hey, Dad.What?
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I'm on the street.
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So go then.
Ruth. Come on, honey.
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No, I'll take her with me.
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Come on.
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I'll go.
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Bye.Am I going with you?
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[Nick] Yeah.
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Goddamn hospitals.
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Goddamn teenage doctors.
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What happened to the Camry?
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I'm 75 years old, Bitty.
Fuck the Camry.
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Let's go.
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[engine turns over]
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[music playing on stereo]
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[Bridget] It's a convertible.
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What about putting the top up?
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[Bert] I gotta fix that.
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This is a rocket, watch out.
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Like that?
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Hey.
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I got your lo mein.
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Oh, yeah?[Bert] Where's your mother?
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She's in the back with Emma.
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[Bert] All right.
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[Bert groans]
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[click tongue] Hey, come here.
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Come here. Come here.What?
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What? What's the matter?
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She hit on me.Who?
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Not Emma.
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Mom?Yeah.
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Yeah she put her hand
on my knee, and she was...
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looking at me
like she wanted to--
She hit on me.
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What'd you do?
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[stutters] I just
kept calling her Mom.[chuckles]
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I said thanks, Mom.
It's nice to see you, too, Mom.
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I'm really glad
you birthed me, Mom.
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[laughs]
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You're laughing.
Don't laugh, you asshole.I'm sorry.
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No, I'm fucking traumatized.
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Your face.My face?
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[blows raspberry]
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[both laughing]
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It's not funny.
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Hey.
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You want to go for a drive
with Uncle Nicky and me?
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No. Uncle Nicky is a dick.
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No he is not. Don't say that.
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Did you fill out your
new dorm application?
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Yeah.
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You did?
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Yes.
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All right. Well...
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are you sure you're gonna be
okay here by yourself?
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Okay.
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Well, I have my cell.Oh, really, you do?
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Great, I'll call you.
We'll have a chat.
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[Bert] Don't...
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Don't let those guys
catch you with all of this.
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[chuckles]
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Let's go, dickie-doodle.
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-So Jimmy Laciak, remember him?
-[Bridget] Yup.
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[Nick] He sits on the board
of what's considered
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to be the best memory care place
in Chicago.
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They got a waiting list
a mile long,
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but he says he can get
Mom in there February one.
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And then a little two bedroom
on the same campus for dad
by the 15th.
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They can't be together?
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Memory care's lock down,
dementia only.
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It's a bunch of loons.
He'd be tearing his hair out
in there anyway.
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But his spot
in assisted living's like
50 yards away.
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He can go visit her
whenever he wants.
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What if he doesn't want
assisted living?
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Well, Daddy doesn't always
get what Daddy wants.
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It's not daycare, Bit.
They don't wipe his ass.
It's nice.
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You know, they do his laundry,
give him a meal plan,
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and if he gets a chest pain,
all he gotta do is press
a button.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-What about a live-in person?
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Insurance doesn't cover it.
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It doesn't cover
memory care either.
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Well, it covers some of it
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and then he sells the condo.
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He's not gonna sell the condo.
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What's he gonna do
take it with him?
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Oh.
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00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,998
Oh, my God! Is that you?
Are you Nick?
244
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,044
Oh, no. That's the other owner.
His name's Nick, too.
245
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,567
Well... [chuckles]
246
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,440
Of course it's me,
you dingleberry.
247
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,704
Well, how am I supposed
to know, you never told me.
248
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,184
Yeah.
249
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,581
Wow.
250
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,323
Yeah.Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.
251
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,109
Yeah. See?
It's not some shitty dive.
252
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,154
Who said it was a shitty dive?
253
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:09,245
Well, has he been here?Of course he hasn't been here.
254
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,725
Did you invite him?
255
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,683
I shouldn't have to invite him.
256
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,170
Somebody's living here.
257
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,042
You're one sharp cookie, Bit.
258
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,347
[Bridget] Who?
259
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,870
[Nick] The other owner.
260
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,350
You're living here?
261
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,135
Yeah.What about Rachel?
262
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,355
Shh!
263
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,488
What do you mean, "shh"?
264
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,360
What do you wanna drink?
265
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,844
Come on, loosen up.
It's the holidays.
266
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,326
Norbert's Manhattan.
267
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,892
That's it.That's it.
268
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,068
Good choice.
269
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,638
This is going to be
the best Manhattan
you ever have in your life.
270
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,988
You'll shit your pants.
271
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,210
This is--
I just love that you used
Dad's farm up here.
272
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,994
Yeah, if you
look very closely,
273
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,301
you'll notice that it's
freezing fucking cold.
274
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:12,526
Emma, she's a real
peach these days.Yeah.
275
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,658
I think she hates me.
276
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:19,272
For what?I don't know.
She doesn't talk to me.
277
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,839
Maybe she's pregnant.
278
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:26,148
Oh, God. No, please. God.
279
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,410
You never know.
280
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,369
That's unimaginable.
281
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,546
All right.Thank you.
282
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,808
Mm-hmm.
283
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:40,771
Shit.
284
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,425
What?
285
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,210
In my pants.
286
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,429
[laughs]
287
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,691
That was quick.
288
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,826
Yeah, that thing's won an award.
289
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,481
Mmm.An award.
290
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,137
What happened with Rachel?
291
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,139
Oh, who knows.
292
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,622
All of a sudden, she's bursting
into tears over a hamburger
'cause I haven't proposed.
293
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,972
She's been waiting for you
to wanna marry her, dummy.
294
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,149
Nobody wants to ask
to be proposed to.
295
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,541
You gotta be intuitive.
296
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,154
You know,
it's like Eddie, right?Mm-hmm.
297
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,983
I'm constantly telling him
that chefs hate kitchen gadgets,
298
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,812
but what does he put
under the tree every year?
299
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,727
I think, that's cause
you open it and go,
300
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,729
"Wow! A coconut roaster!
301
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,732
Oh, my God. Thank you.
I love it so much!"
302
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,909
What am I supposed to say?"No thanks,
where's the receipt?"
303
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,477
I can't say that.Why not?
304
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,957
Because, I don't--
305
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,178
you know, I don't wanna make him
feel bad in front of the girls.
306
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,744
-It's just annoying.
-That's just
what the world needs,
307
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,138
two more women who don't
tell you what's really going on.
308
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,357
Two more Rachels.
309
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,317
She told you what's going on.
310
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,408
Go over there
and bring her flowers.
311
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:57,196
She's trying to get full custody
of her kid now, so...
312
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,675
So?
313
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,809
What? I'm gonna be a parent?
314
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,638
Why not? Yeah.Why not?
315
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,075
Bitty, you got any idea
what I got goin' on here?
316
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,515
I got my life savings
dumped into this place,
and I barely make payroll.
317
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,430
I got the fire department,
the health department
318
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,391
double, triple fining me
for shit I didn't even know
I wasn't supposed to do.
319
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,871
My barback
is stealing my tips,
320
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,438
and then...
321
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,789
I get to pick up
Mom and Pop's prescriptions,
322
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,575
pick up their dry cleaning.
Take them to church.
323
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,536
Here.
324
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,365
I filled out all the paperwork.
325
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,627
All he's gotta do is sign it.
326
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,413
The Reminisce Neighborhood?Yeah.
327
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,589
They're all called
shit like that.
328
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,943
Here, put this in your purse.
329
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,472
You got your big girl pants on?
330
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,433
What?Just don't get how you get.
331
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:04,567
-What do you mean, how I get?
Don't get how you get.
-How do I get?
332
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,135
You can't even tell him
you're not a Catholic anymore.
333
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,919
What's he gonna do,
perform an exorcism?
334
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,095
That's because I'm tired
of the third degree.
335
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:14,185
Yeah, you know what you do
when Dad gives you
the third degree?
336
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,927
Yeah. See, that's how you get.
337
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,454
All right.
338
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,848
So disgusting.
339
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,465
[Bridget] Hi, Dad.
340
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,946
You smell like
an ashtray, Nicholas.[Nick] Yeah,
341
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,600
it took you four
heart attacks to quit.
342
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,516
Yeah, Rachel probably wants
to throttle you.
343
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,039
They broke up.Ah.
344
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,085
Just being honest.Mmm.
345
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,391
I don't blame her.
346
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,523
Been on and off
since high school,
347
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,785
shit or get off the pot.
348
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,874
Oh, gee, Dad, that's romantic.
349
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,963
You know what
your problem is?Dad.
350
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,314
You're waiting for some feeling.
351
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,098
There's no bells and whistles.
352
00:21:57,141 --> 00:22:01,015
You pick somebody you can stand,
and you make a commitment.
353
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,147
Dad.Have her meet us
at church tomorrow.
354
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:06,063
Marion-Down-The-Hall's
coming over with a corned beef.
355
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,544
Dad.What?
356
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,026
We need to talk about Mom.
357
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:15,246
[sighs] Goddamn
teaching hospital.
358
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,075
That little girl should
never have been left
anywhere near your mother.
359
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,036
-What little girl?
-The teenager pretending
to be a doctor.
360
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,212
Your mother is doing fine.
361
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,780
So, wandering off
in the middle of the night's
doing fine?
362
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:30,697
Well, I gave her
too much scotch,
which I never do,
363
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,656
but it was Christmas Eve
so I said, "What the hell."
364
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,484
[Nick] So, what, she walked off
'cause she was drunk?
365
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,357
She can't drink hardly at all
with the medication
she's taking.
366
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:43,013
No, Dad, she walked off
because that's what
happens with stage six.
367
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:46,626
Those stages are horseshit,
everybody's brain
is different...
368
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,323
[Nick] Goddammit....and everybody knows it.
369
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,978
-Everybody except the doctor?
-She was not a doctor.
370
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:55,286
Okay, all right.
So, we'll get a second opinion.
371
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:59,116
I got an appointment next week
with her geriatrician
down in Florida.
372
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,990
Oh, my God.
Dad, you cannot go to Florida!
373
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:06,385
[shushes] You're gonna wake Mom.We are too going to Florida.
374
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,604
I already put down a deposit.
375
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:10,998
Dad, listen.
376
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,261
There's this place
that Nicky found,
377
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,132
and it looks like it
could be a really--
378
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,787
I am not putting your mother
in a nursing home.
379
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,660
She spent 30 years
working in nursing homes.
380
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,923
They're horrible,
and I'm not doing it to her.
381
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:26,448
Dad, It's not
a nursing home, all right?
382
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,755
It's Reminisce Neighborhood.What?
383
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,278
Reminisce Neighborhood.
384
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:33,760
Yeah, it's great.
They got Mass twice a week,
385
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,850
a restaurant, art classes,
a Jacuzzi.
386
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:37,764
Jacuzzi?
387
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,810
Your mother can't swim.
What do you want?
To drown her?
388
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,943
You cannot drown in a Jacuzzi.
389
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:44,597
She's terrified
of water Nicholas.
390
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,250
Yeah, she used to be
terrified of Berwyn,
391
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,427
now she's walking around
down there in her nightie.
392
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,429
[shushing][Bert] Yeah.
393
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,519
Now there's a two bedroom
right next door,
394
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,173
50 yards away in assisted living
for you, okay.
395
00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:58,698
Are you out of your mind?
396
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,135
Bitty feels the same way, right.
397
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:04,181
How the hell do you know what
Bitty feels, how do you know?
398
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,576
Dad, I--
399
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,493
I think this is a solution
worth considering.
400
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:17,847
Well, I've been thinking
about this for eight years
401
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,110
and the answer is no.
402
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:24,550
Thank you for your suggestion.
Merry Christmas.
I'm going to bed.
403
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:32,296
I tried.She wandered off in the middle
of a fucking snowstorm.
404
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,474
[shushing][Bert] Doesn't snow in Florida.
405
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,259
And mind your language.
406
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:42,655
[door opens and closes]
407
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:48,095
Strong, real strong.
408
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,280
[siren wails in distance]
409
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,286
I'm not going to force him.
410
00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:11,248
You know why she
wound up in Aurora?
411
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,471
'Cause that liner used
to run to Amboy.
412
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,169
Her dad worked that train.
413
00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:22,869
She was trying to go home.
414
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,004
She thinks she's still
a little girl,
415
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,530
and she thinks her parents
are worried sick about her.
416
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:36,839
And all she wants to do is
get home to her poor mother.
417
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,060
She can't figure out
why she's stuck here,
418
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,063
all alone, with some
strange, old dude.
419
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:54,204
What the hell do you think
power of attorney is for?
420
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,211
Goodnight.
421
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,072
I thought you went to bed.
422
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:38,901
I did. I got back up.
423
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,818
Nice tree.
424
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,038
Your mother likes the pictures.
425
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,781
She did something
with the ornaments,
so I got creative.
426
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,131
Come on, I'll let
you win a game.
427
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,743
You're not too tired?
428
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:57,137
For my daughter
who never visits?
429
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,801
Emma said she got kicked out
of her dorm.
430
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,498
What's that all about?Yeah.
431
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:14,154
Yeah. She got caught drinking,
so stupid.
432
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,809
But you know
what her problem is?
433
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,681
She's negative.
She doesn't get any exercise.
434
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,510
Oh. Her problem is
she's not a student.
435
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:26,819
College is a waste of time,
waste of money
if you're not a student.
436
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,649
She's gotta get a degree.
437
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:33,129
No, she doesn't have
to get a degree.
438
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:36,655
She'll figure it out.
Look at you, you figured it out.
439
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:41,834
Why can't you sleep?
440
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,358
Why can't you sleep?
441
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,055
I can sleep.
442
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:53,019
I'm sorry. I ought
to be here more often.
443
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,065
You're here plenty.
444
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:59,155
You got family, you got girls,
445
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,201
you got a husband,
you got a job.
446
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,899
You live halfway across
the country for Chrissake.
447
00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:05,379
We're fine.
448
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,337
Marion-Down-The-Hall's helpful.
449
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:11,254
She takes mom
on poker night and whatnot.
450
00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:16,695
The two of them,
a couple of peas in a pod.
451
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,609
Both battier than hell.
452
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:21,264
You take great care of her.
453
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,484
But it's gotta be hard on you.
454
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:24,877
Oh, Honey.
455
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:28,141
Your mother was always
a pain in the ass.
456
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,927
Gettin' her Irish up,
stompin' around,
457
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:35,322
all red in the face
over God knows what.
458
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:39,065
There's no bells
and whistles, Bit.
459
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,242
Love is commitment.
460
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,463
Better or worse,
461
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,423
sickness and health,
462
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:53,470
death do you part.
That is the promise.
463
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,823
She's gonna get worse, Dad.
464
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,871
She's gonna forget everything.
465
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,401
[sighs]
466
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,925
She's my girl, Bit.
467
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,885
You can't take
my girl away from me.
468
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:24,066
Shut the lights
when you're done.
469
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:30,029
[organ playing]
470
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:45,958
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord has come ♪
471
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:52,094
♪ Let Earth receive her King
472
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:58,274
♪ Let every heart
Prepare Him room ♪
473
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:00,189
♪ And Heaven and nature sing
474
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,974
What's that?
Is it raining in here.
475
00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,628
♪ And Heaven and nature sing
476
00:30:04,672 --> 00:30:07,544
♪ And Heaven
477
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:08,589
What?
478
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,417
[chuckles]
479
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,640
Take care of yourself.Thank you.
480
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,773
Thanks, Father.Yeah, you're welcome.
481
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,602
Marion.Beautiful homily, Father.
482
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:27,521
Bitty Everhardt?
483
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,306
It's Gerry.
484
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:32,961
Hoffsteader.
485
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,835
Dommie's little brother, yeah.Oh, yeah.
486
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,839
[Gerry] Hey, I'm sorry
about your mom.[Bridget] Oh, thanks.
487
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,188
Get your sister.
488
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,539
You look great.
489
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,410
Uh, construction.
490
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,325
Yeah, I took over for Dad.
491
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:51,327
Bitty! [clicks tongue]
492
00:30:52,546 --> 00:30:53,547
Hey, Nick.
493
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,114
Hey Ger.
494
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,291
We gotta go.[Bridget] Bye.
495
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,339
Grandma drank the Holy Water.
496
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,211
Well... [clicks tongue]
497
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,213
Well, at least she's hydrated.
498
00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,219
[Bert] God will forgive me.
499
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,742
[Gerry]
I'll see ya.See ya, Ger.
500
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,700
Who was that?[Bridget] Nice to see you.
501
00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,006
Gerry Hoff-sniffer.
502
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,139
Don't call him that.He used to beat off
503
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:21,488
sniffing his sister's
Barbie dolls.
504
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,055
Says who?[Nick]
Says Dommie.
505
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,187
Where's my purse?I have it, Gram.
506
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:27,276
He used to be so tubby
in junior high.
507
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,192
So were you.Yeah. Old Big Butt Bitty.
508
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:33,239
Nicky.Does somebody have my purse?
509
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,241
I have it, Gram.
510
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:36,720
[car alarm chirps]
511
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,679
Well, I'm gonna get my purse.
512
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,072
[Marion] So I said, "Margie,
513
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,074
Margie, honey he's a toddler.
514
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:43,814
Of course he likes pancakes."
515
00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:45,991
[Nick]
What do you got, Dad?Who doesn't like pancakes?
516
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:49,385
I got the obituaries.Bridget, you're so skinny.
517
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:51,126
[Nick]
Why you reading obituaries?I'm not in them.
518
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:52,736
[Nick] Come on, cheer up.
Well, yeah.
519
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:53,737
I guess that's something.
520
00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,044
Thinner, honey.
Here, just a little thinner.
521
00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:57,176
[scoffs]
522
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:58,655
Fine, you do it.
523
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:01,006
Come on. What's going on?
524
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:04,313
Come on.
525
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:06,489
I hungry.
526
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,751
This the age where it starts.
527
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,057
It's all about control.
528
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:13,322
Oh, beautiful.
Thank you, Emma.
529
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:17,065
[indistinct conversations]
530
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:27,249
Bless us, O Lord, for these
thy gifts which we are
about to receive
531
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,208
from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.
532
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:31,123
[all] Amen.
533
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,908
So, Emma, you got a boyfriend?
534
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,562
[Nick]
She's got several actually.
535
00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,085
Cool it, Nicky.
536
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,782
Just as easy to love a rich one
537
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,045
as a poor one, Squeaks.
538
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,829
No bells and whistles.
539
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:44,788
[Marion] You know my Frankie
died 17 years ago
540
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,007
and I never remarried,
541
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,358
although I had plenty
of chances, and you know why?
542
00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:52,361
Hand to God,
'cause Frankie never left.
543
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,973
Every single night
he's right there next to me.
544
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,018
[Ruth] Yeah. That's right.[Marion] Hand to God.
545
00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,413
He's out there,
and when he finds you,
you watch out,
546
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,415
he's never gonna let you go.
547
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:05,200
[Marion sighs]
548
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,463
So I said to Margie,
"That kid's gonna be
549
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,900
big as house
if you don't watch it."
550
00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:13,556
But you know Margie.
Oh, no. Mmm. Not a peep.
551
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,515
You know,
I'm going to have a baby.
552
00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:20,520
[sighs] Kid's gonna wind up
with diabetes.
553
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,784
Mmm. Mmm. Delicious.
554
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,568
So tender.
555
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,528
[all laughing]
556
00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,356
[Marion] What? What?Nothing.
557
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,227
What's matter with you two?That's great news, Mom.
558
00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:33,707
Yeah. Right?
559
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,838
Did you know this, Dad?
560
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:36,057
I heard.Did you know?
561
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,841
We saved all your
old baby clothes.
562
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:39,539
[Nick] Great. Number three.
563
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:53,727
Here.
564
00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,555
There you go.
565
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:59,341
Here.Why did I get on that train?
566
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:03,215
I live here.
567
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:08,046
Oh, God. I don't know
what's the matter with me.
568
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,746
Oh, yes. Yes I do.
569
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:14,704
[snickers]
570
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,752
Should I be in a home,
do you think?
571
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,233
What do you think?
572
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:25,106
I don't know. I don't know.
573
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,419
Night, Mama.
574
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,296
Goodnight.
575
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,144
[Eddie on phone]
How's everything going there?
576
00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:05,755
[Bridget] Terrible.
Dad won't even consider it.
577
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:09,803
Well, I don't blame him.
Nobody wants to be alone
for the rest of their life.
578
00:35:12,066 --> 00:35:13,111
Hello?
579
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,288
Hello? I'm sorry, I'm here.
580
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:19,117
So, hey.
What's going on with Emma?
581
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,989
Nothing, you know.
She's fine.
582
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,471
Well, you know she didn't
register for next semester.
583
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:29,039
What? Her advisor called me
this morning
584
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,476
saying she wasn't coming back.
585
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,305
[Bert] All right, you're gonna
love this next move.
586
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,438
I think I'm going
to raise you one candy.Gross, get a fork.
587
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,180
One, two, three.
588
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:43,619
Huh. Not bad.Not bad. Yeah.
589
00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:46,318
Oh, your grandma and I used
to take a lot of road trips.
590
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,496
She loves road trips.
This time we're going
straight down to Florida,
591
00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:52,237
then we're going
across the country,
592
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,239
be up by you in time
for Mary's wedding.
593
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:56,241
What?
594
00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:00,288
-What are you,
Thelma and Louise?
-Shh. You're going to wake mom.
595
00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:03,552
She does great
in Florida, Nicholas,
every year she's better.
596
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,250
No, she isn't.Yes.
597
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,599
No.How do you know?
598
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:07,991
Because that's
not how it works.
599
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,732
How it works is she gets worse.
600
00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,995
No matter where you take her,
every year she gets worse.
601
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,040
Okay?Who?
602
00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:14,433
Who, honey?Nobody, Mom.
603
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:16,348
[Bridget] Nobody, Mom.Nobody, sweetheart.
604
00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:17,610
Why don't you go back to bed?
605
00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,438
No. I don't wanna go to bed.
606
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:22,005
I want to stay here.I'll take you, Grandma. Come on.
607
00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:23,093
Come.No, hold on.
608
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,530
Why?Come, come.
609
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,493
Who's that?Nick.
610
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:32,712
Nicky.Oh, what is that?
611
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:34,017
[Nick] Do you know who that is?
612
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,671
[Bert] Of course she does.
613
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,457
You know who I am, sweetheart.
614
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:39,719
[Nick shushing]
615
00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,200
He's my boyfriend.
616
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,985
-See?
-What do you mean see?
617
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,943
You're her boyfriend?
Is that what you are?
618
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,337
Well, he's not,
not her boyfriend.No, he isn't!
619
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:50,860
Well, he kinda is.No.
620
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,254
Who?He is not.
Emma, for Chrissake.
621
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:54,821
Yes, he is, Nicky!
622
00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:58,303
[Nick] She knows who I am.Who are you talking about?
623
00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,826
You, sweetheart.
624
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,828
[Bridget] Dad.He's your husband, Grandma.
625
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:04,265
[Nick] Don't tell her, damn it.[Bert] She knows
I'm her husband.
626
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,571
I know I'm his husband.
627
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:08,051
You're my husband!No, you don't, Mom.
628
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,488
I do.Yes, she does.
629
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:11,011
Now you're telling her.No, I'm not.
630
00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:11,968
Yes, you are!
631
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,361
You just told her
632
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,276
that she didn't know
I was her husband.
633
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,625
Because she doesn't!
634
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,062
She just told you she did!
635
00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:20,716
Because Emma told her!
636
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,544
[phone rings]Answer the phone somebody.
637
00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:25,460
[Ruth] I'm getting it.[Bert] Thanks, honey.
Answer that.
638
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:27,636
I mean, she's--[Ruth] Hello?
639
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,031
she's flipping
people off in church, Dad.
640
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,816
-She's drinking the holy water.
-So?
641
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,690
What do you mean so?
You're the one--
Oh, Goddamn it.
642
00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:40,040
-You're a kid for Chrissake.
-Hey, come on.
643
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,564
Calm down.[Ruth] This damn thing
doesn't work.
644
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:45,611
You said you'd fix it
a hundred times, you turkey.
645
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,569
[phone continues ringing]It's not working.
646
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:49,484
[Emma] Grandma.[Ruth] What?
647
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,139
It's a stapler.
648
00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:53,532
[Ruth] It's a staple.
649
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,621
[Emma] A stapler.
650
00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:04,760
[laughs]
651
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,287
What the hell
am I doing with this?
652
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,551
[all laughing]
653
00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,030
[Ruth] Oh, God.
654
00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:17,817
[Nick] Yeah, yuk it up.
655
00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:23,953
It really is pretty hilarious,
life's just one big riot.
656
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:36,836
Just ship me out.
Put me on a canoe and ship me
out to the ice float.
657
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,668
Shit.
658
00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:46,106
Hey.What?
659
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,326
Hey, come back. Come here.
660
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,675
No.
661
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:52,678
You know what?
Let me ask you something.
662
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,117
What'd you fly all
the way out here for? Why?
663
00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,337
Because Mom was missing.
664
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,469
No, because I asked you to.
665
00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,994
Isn't that right?
I asked you to.
666
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:08,258
I never do that, okay.
But I need some help.
667
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:11,479
I'm working on it, Nicky.There's no time to work on it.
668
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:14,221
Jimmy Laciak is holding
these spots.
That's a big ass deal,
669
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,789
and he was supposed to have
the paperwork two days ago.
670
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:20,096
-Okay.
-You just rip the Band-Aid off
671
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:23,491
and say, "Guess what, we're
coming in with moving boxes."
672
00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:24,927
Okay.
673
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,532
Emma.
674
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,404
Emma.
675
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:08,754
What?
676
00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,495
Come for a run with me.
677
00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:13,149
You'll feel great afterward,
I'm telling you...
678
00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:14,107
[groans]
679
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,884
I'm casting my vote for you.
680
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:53,799
[door opens]
681
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,760
[Ruth] Well, there's my baby!
682
00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:00,501
[Bert] No, sit down.
683
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,024
You've got dye all over you.
684
00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,287
Drink your protein drink,
sweetheart.
685
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,986
Meet my boyfriend, Mr. Bossy.
686
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,642
Do you need anything, honey?No thanks. I'm fine, Mom.
687
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,471
She doesn't need anything.
Drink your protein drink.
688
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:14,994
My protein... Ugh.
689
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:19,694
Oh, come on. It's just
like a chocolate malt.
690
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:23,219
Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know
a chocolate malt if it bit you
in the hiney.
691
00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,179
Because I was a fountain girl.
692
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:29,008
I was a good fountain girl.
693
00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:31,445
[stutters] In--
694
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,012
Amboy.Amboy, yeah.
695
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,318
My--
696
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:39,801
My father, consequently,
works on the trains,
697
00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:42,717
and he's a...Engineer.
698
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:44,937
An engineer, that's right,
699
00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,982
and he was an engineer
and he would get off the train
700
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:50,029
and he would bring me
chocolate malts. [slurps]
701
00:41:51,421 --> 00:41:52,684
[Bert] Yeah.
702
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:56,296
Oh, boy. Because I was sick.
Yeah, I had...
703
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:57,340
You had Polio.
704
00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:59,778
Polio. Yeah, I had Polio.
705
00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:05,348
And then that's all I did
all day was drink those
chocolate malts,
706
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:07,568
and consequently I...
707
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:08,874
Got fat.Fat!
708
00:42:09,439 --> 00:42:10,919
Dad.What?
709
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:12,530
She wasn't fat.
710
00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:13,705
She was very fat.
711
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:16,925
Yeah, I was very, very fat.
712
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:20,059
And then I was a housewife,
713
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,889
-You were not.
-No, you were
a career woman, Ruth.
714
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:27,762
You were two-time
Administrator of the Year.
715
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:29,982
Holy shit.
716
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:32,854
I knew that.
717
00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,206
How do you two know each other?
718
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,733
She's our daughter,
for Chrissake, Ruth.
719
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,825
I'm gonna get my purse.
720
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:50,698
Don't touch anything.
721
00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:52,570
I'm not gonna touch anything.
722
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,093
I'm getting my purse.
723
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,185
We're going to Edna's
for dinner tonight.
724
00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,581
You feel like doing me a favor?
725
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,714
[Ruth exclaims][Bridget] Here give me
your hand.
726
00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:08,237
[Ruth] It's your turn.Wait.
727
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,239
In here?
728
00:43:10,283 --> 00:43:11,893
Rub that in your hair.
729
00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:14,156
Yeah. There you go.
730
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,464
Don't get soap
in your eyes, Mom.
731
00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:18,857
Close your eyes.
732
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:22,164
You're so nice
to do this for me.
733
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,297
You did it for me.
734
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,431
Yeah. I did, didn't I?Yeah.
735
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:31,043
[snickers] Oh, God.
736
00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:37,266
Nicky hated the bath.
He would kick and scream.
737
00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:40,095
Ah! Then I said,
"Oh, to hell with it."
738
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,184
I just let him be dirty.
739
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,622
But you were a good girl.
740
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:50,410
I should've been
a better mother.
741
00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:53,718
You are a great mom.
742
00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,464
Do I need to wash my hair?
743
00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:02,640
No, you already did,
you're done.
744
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,467
Wash your who-who.
745
00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:05,686
Who-who.
746
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:10,169
Well, you got a cute
little tushie. [chuckles]
747
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:12,824
Where's-- give me that.
748
00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,046
Do you have a boyfriend?
749
00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:20,919
I have a husband.
750
00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:24,662
Are you happy?
751
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:28,840
I'm lonely.
752
00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:33,714
Do I need to wash my hair?
753
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:37,413
No, here.
Mom, rinse your who-who.
754
00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:39,024
My who-who.Yeah.
755
00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:41,461
[exclaims]
756
00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:43,811
[laughs]
757
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,730
[Ruth] Oh, I don't
wanna upset her.
758
00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,950
-[Bridget] Who?
-Whoever's shoes those are.
759
00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,516
Those are your shoes, Mom. Here.
760
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,127
They are not. I--
761
00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:57,782
Those are the ugliest things
I've seen in my life.
762
00:44:58,391 --> 00:45:00,959
Come on, Mom.
Put your shoes on.
Marion is waiting for you.
763
00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:02,525
Marion. I'm going with you?
764
00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:04,353
[Marion] Yeah. Hey, doll.
765
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:05,572
Good. Hi.
766
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:08,488
[softly] Get the folder.
Get the folder.
767
00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:10,229
Just let me get dressed.
768
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:23,329
Did you go into my computer
and log into my school account?
769
00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:26,767
Somebody did.
770
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,943
Somebody went in
and signed me up
771
00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:31,163
for a bunch of random
classes. That wasn't you?
772
00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,425
No.
773
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:34,862
Liar.
774
00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,300
How does it feel?
775
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,043
You lied to me about filling
out your dorm application.
776
00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,393
Because I didn't
want you on me. Okay?
777
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:47,309
I didn't feel like dealing
with your crazy hovering.
778
00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:49,529
Were you ever going to do it?
779
00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:52,532
Huh?
780
00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,186
Yes.When?
781
00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:58,625
When I decided whether
or not I was going back.
782
00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:00,453
Okay?Where's the--
783
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:02,281
Doesn't anybody know
how to knock?
784
00:46:02,324 --> 00:46:04,065
Do you mind?Hey, I'm not looking.
Where's the folder?
785
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:05,763
Nick. Why would you do that?Come on.
786
00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:08,940
Would you get out here,
Bitty. Damn it.Just give me a minute!
787
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,332
God.
788
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,945
I am a grown up, okay?
789
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,339
God, you make me feel
like there's something
wrong with me.
790
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:19,472
There's nothing
wrong with you.Yeah, I know.
791
00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:25,826
I would have given anything
to go to college, Emma.
792
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:26,871
I know.
793
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:28,786
You have no perspective.
794
00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:31,789
You have no idea
how lucky you are.
795
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:36,532
Do you think I'm trying
to hate school?
796
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:39,100
You think I don't want
to get out of bed
in the morning?
797
00:46:39,144 --> 00:46:43,801
That I like lying there
feeling like a piece
of shit for blowing it,
798
00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,237
for wasting Dad's money?
799
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,109
Laying there thinking about
how much you wanted to go
800
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:51,591
until I wanna throw myself
out the window because
I can't take it,
801
00:46:51,634 --> 00:46:53,332
you think that's fun for me?
802
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:55,943
Honey. Why didn't you tell me?
803
00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:56,901
[scoffs]
804
00:46:58,076 --> 00:46:58,946
'Cause you would just try
to get me to go
805
00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,513
on one of your stupid runs.
806
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:03,168
Like you're not a fucking mess.
807
00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,344
I am not a mess.
808
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:11,654
[Nick] This is ridiculous,
Dad. Come on, This is silly.
I know it's hard,
809
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:16,790
but I'm begging you, okay?
This is the best
memory care in Chicago!
810
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,531
Let me tell you something,
811
00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,229
those pictures on
the tree in there,
812
00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:22,970
tell her how
she takes her coffee,
813
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,842
how many ice cubes
she likes in her scotch.
814
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,104
That's memory care.
815
00:47:27,627 --> 00:47:29,237
I was there for every memory
she made in last 60 years,
816
00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:32,240
and if I wasn't there, I heard
about it at least 37 times,
817
00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:35,200
so I am the best
memory care in Chicago!
818
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,158
I bathe her, I feed her,
819
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:39,378
I give her her pills,
I wipe her ass
820
00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:41,902
and I do it a hell
of a lot better than some aide,
821
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,512
who does not give
one goddamn hoot
822
00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,863
about over who she spent
60 years becoming!
823
00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,908
Put some clothes on, we're late.
824
00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:49,605
And get rid of that thing.
825
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:52,347
I don't want your
mother to see it. Goddamn it!
826
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,049
You couldn't have
waited one minute, Nick?
827
00:47:58,092 --> 00:48:01,922
Couldn't wait? Couldn't wait?
What! What the fuck
am I even doing?
828
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:03,097
[Emma Sobs]
829
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:04,794
Ah, Jesus.
830
00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:06,884
What's the matter with you, huh?
831
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:09,887
It's sad!It's sad, Nicky, God!
832
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:16,589
[Nick] Hey, hey, hey.
833
00:48:17,068 --> 00:48:18,286
Calm down.
834
00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:20,985
[sighs] Just what are you,
dead inside?
835
00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:22,116
Almost.
836
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:27,556
I don't want to go
to Edna's. I hate Edna.
837
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,950
All she ever does is
talk about her stupid
hip replacement.
838
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,386
Well then don't go.
839
00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:37,131
Wanna stay with me?
840
00:48:37,784 --> 00:48:39,394
No.Come on.
841
00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:44,573
I'll just tell Dad
you got menopause.
842
00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:52,146
[door closes]
843
00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:20,566
[coughs]
844
00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:33,013
Hi. Is this
Hoffsteader Construction?
845
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:38,192
Oh, yeah. Is this Gerry?
Hi, it's Bitty.
846
00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:42,980
Yeah. Hi. Hi, yeah, listen...
847
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:46,984
You guys don't happen
to do locks, do you?
848
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,733
[doorbell rings]
849
00:50:40,776 --> 00:50:41,951
Shit.
850
00:50:42,909 --> 00:50:45,085
I was thinking about a lock
with the key,
851
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,044
but with the key
on the inside, you know?
852
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,655
Yeah, yeah, all right.
So, you know,
you lock the door,
853
00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:51,048
hide the key from her.Yeah, exactly.
854
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,875
Got it. It's smart. Uh...
855
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:55,095
Okay, yeah. Do you want this,
back door, too?
856
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:56,357
Yes, that would be great.Okay.
857
00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:58,533
If you have time,
I don't want...
858
00:50:58,577 --> 00:51:01,188
I got, for you,
all the time in the world.
859
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:04,496
Uh, I mean, it's not
gonna take all day.
860
00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:07,716
Okay.It'll be like, about half hour.
861
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,153
Okay.Each.
862
00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:11,851
Um...So, yeah.
863
00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:14,114
Hey, do you want a--
There's a sandwich--
864
00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:16,899
There's corned beef from
Marion-Down-The-Hall.
865
00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:18,640
There's a lot of leftovers,
866
00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:20,947
and I don't know,
coffee or something.
867
00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:25,343
Yes.Okay. Great.
I'll just... I'll get it.
868
00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:27,127
[music playing]
869
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:30,826
He's a fantastic guy.
He really...
870
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:32,959
He really is.
871
00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:36,093
It's just, you know.
He's a checklist guy.
872
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:39,139
College, check.
Corporate law, check.
873
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,575
Wife, kids, check, check, check.
874
00:51:40,619 --> 00:51:44,275
Which is fine,
you know, but I'm not.
875
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,757
And so, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be telling
you all this stuff,
876
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,107
I just don't...
877
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,370
I don't... What is--
What's--
878
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:53,719
Here.
879
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:04,251
I mean, I was 20
when we got married.
880
00:52:04,295 --> 00:52:05,992
Good God.Yeah.
881
00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:09,822
Oh, my-- That's Emma's age.
882
00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:12,738
Yeah.And she can
barely tie her shoes.
883
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,132
And Mary.
884
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,917
Mary at 20, she thought
she was a lesbian.
885
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,616
Now she's out in Sacramento
with her fiancé.
886
00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:23,140
Hey, you want...
887
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,751
Want a cigarette?Absolutely.
888
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:28,014
Oh, God. I haven't had
a cigarette in like 20 years.
889
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,755
These are my daughter's.Thank you.
890
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,541
I don't really drink either.Don't jack 'em.
891
00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,807
[chuckles]
You really don't smoke.
892
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:39,982
Oh. I'm sorry.
893
00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:41,332
Mm-hmm.
894
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,943
[Bridget laughs]
895
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:45,597
That's a trick.
896
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:50,515
Mmm. Here. Yeah.Thank you.
897
00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:57,174
You know, everyone thinks
being alone is so bad.
898
00:52:57,870 --> 00:53:01,265
So... lonely. Mmm.
899
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:04,703
You know what's lonely?
900
00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,881
Lying awake in the middle
of the night thinking,
"This is it.
901
00:53:09,664 --> 00:53:12,667
This is the rest of my life,
this is as good as it gets."
902
00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,843
And then looking over at
the man you've been married to
903
00:53:14,887 --> 00:53:19,326
for the last 20 years
and thinking,
he must be awake, too.
904
00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:20,458
Right?
905
00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:24,026
He must be feeling
the same way I am.
906
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:28,466
But looking over at him
to see him sleeping
like a baby?
907
00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:32,383
That. That is lonely.
908
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:36,604
Yeah.
909
00:53:46,092 --> 00:53:47,136
I get it.
910
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:49,835
-I'm divorced, too.
-Oh. Um...
911
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,490
I'm sorry. Listen I'm--God you smell good.
912
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,232
You always fucking
smell so good.
913
00:53:55,884 --> 00:53:56,929
What? Oh.
914
00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,279
Wait, I'm sorry.[Nick] Hey, Ger!
915
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,238
What? Oh!
916
00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:03,718
Whoops.
917
00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:06,460
'Sup, Nick.Hey.
918
00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:08,201
What happened with Edna?
919
00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:10,247
She died.[Bridget] What?
920
00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:12,510
Yeah. She died this morning.
921
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:16,078
Nah, I'm just screwing with you.
She's in the hospital.
922
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:19,560
Did you change the locks?
Everybody's standing
at the front door.
923
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:20,866
You should let them in.
924
00:54:20,909 --> 00:54:22,259
Oh, shit.
925
00:54:22,868 --> 00:54:23,999
Yup.
926
00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:32,747
[knocking on the door]Shit. I'm just
gonna get the door.
927
00:54:36,142 --> 00:54:37,448
[music stops]
928
00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:42,409
Hi. I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you,
I had music on.
929
00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:44,672
The heck's going on in here?Sorry, Dad.
930
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,240
Smoking in here?No.
931
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,590
Are you my baby?Smoking in my house?
932
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:52,463
You are too smoking
in my house.No, I'm not, Dad.
933
00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:55,161
I am so happy to see you.Oh, you, too.
934
00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:57,250
What the heck are you wearing?
935
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,860
Who?Oh, I...
936
00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:00,688
Is that your mother's
good blouse?
937
00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:02,124
I got hot.Whose mother?
938
00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:03,387
I only had that sweater.
You know? Hi, honey.
939
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,953
I just got it dry cleaned.
940
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:07,173
Who's that? Who is that?
941
00:55:07,434 --> 00:55:08,392
Who?Who's who?
942
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,349
This.
943
00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:13,353
That's Gerry Hoffsteader.
Remember, Dad? From Mass.
944
00:55:13,658 --> 00:55:15,442
Nice to see you again,
Mr. Everhardt.
945
00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:19,403
Dad, it's Gerry. Hoffsteader.
He's a construction guy.
946
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:23,232
He did... Did you see
the Hoffsteader Construction
truck outside?
947
00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:28,150
He's a construction guy.
We haven't seen each other
since, I don't know, like...
948
00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:30,327
Was it junior high? Right?Yeah, junior high.
949
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:33,417
Yeah. Well except for Mass
where you saw him.
Where we all...
950
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:35,636
[laughing]
951
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,464
What is so funny?You're wearing Mom's blouse.
952
00:55:37,508 --> 00:55:39,684
We were just hanging out...That's sexy.
953
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:41,250
...after he put the locks in.
954
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,122
Hey, you know Dad
just got that dry cleaned.
955
00:55:43,165 --> 00:55:44,819
...which is why I called him,
was to put in locks
956
00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,647
like they have
at the Reminisce community.
957
00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:47,866
No, it's a neighborhood.
958
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:50,172
So when you put that in,
you know,
959
00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:51,826
you lock it and you put the key,
960
00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:53,524
you hide the key
and that way
she can't get out.
961
00:55:53,567 --> 00:55:55,656
And then you guys can stay.
962
00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:57,658
What?For now.
963
00:55:57,702 --> 00:55:59,834
Well, as long as you
don't go to Florida.
964
00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:03,142
I know, you're the husband!
965
00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:05,362
Good, good.No.
966
00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:06,711
That's not...
967
00:56:06,754 --> 00:56:08,016
Look everybody,
look who I found.
968
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:09,366
That's not the husband, Ruth.Jesus.
969
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:10,454
That's not going to fix it.
970
00:56:10,497 --> 00:56:11,585
Is he staying for dinner?
971
00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:12,673
Emma...That's fine.
972
00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:14,153
Yeah, I need to get going.
973
00:56:14,196 --> 00:56:16,634
Hey, Gerry, thank you
for your service.
974
00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,287
Thanks for the service, Gerry.
975
00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:19,419
[Bert] Nice going.
976
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,464
[Nick] I feel a lot safer now.
977
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:22,509
[Bert] Who was smoking
in the house?Emma!
978
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:23,902
Was it you?
979
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:25,947
No, Dad. I just
came home with you.
980
00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:28,297
[Bridget] Emma.Somebody was smoking
in the house.
981
00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:31,344
Who was it? The guy?Emma.
982
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,390
Or Princess Charming over there?
983
00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:36,871
What do I owe you?
984
00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,658
So you're not divorced.
985
00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:43,400
No.
986
00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:49,797
Five hundred, please.
987
00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:52,409
[scoffs]
988
00:56:53,845 --> 00:56:55,412
Includes materials.
989
00:56:57,936 --> 00:57:00,155
It's Gerry with a G.Yeah.
990
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:03,898
Thank you.
991
00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,698
Chemically sensitive, huh?Shut up.
992
00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:24,136
Let me in, I'm freezing.That's a nice bra,
is that Ma's, too?
993
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,746
Let me in.No.
994
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:27,618
They can stay?
995
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:31,578
Hey! They can stay?
996
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:33,319
Yeah. For now.
997
00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:35,234
When did you come up with that?
998
00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:37,018
For now. God.
999
00:57:37,062 --> 00:57:38,193
What?
1000
00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:41,719
Hey! Who the hell
do you think you are, huh?
1001
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,199
Queen Bitty,
ladies and gentlemen,
1002
00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:48,465
she comes to town,
spends three days,
three fucking days,
1003
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,990
throws in a lock,
problem solved, what a genius!
1004
00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:54,166
Oh, boy! Why didn't
I think of that?
1005
00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:55,776
Who do you think you are?[scoffs]
1006
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,299
I'm not off the plane
ten minutes
1007
00:57:57,343 --> 00:57:59,084
and you're telling me
what I have to do
1008
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:00,520
before I had a chance
to evaluate the situation.
1009
00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:01,652
Who am I? Who am I?
1010
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,829
I'm the one who's here. Okay?
1011
00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:07,222
I'm the one
who gets the call...God, get out of my face.
1012
00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:10,791
...in the middle of the night.
I'm the one with the
geriatrician on speed dial
1013
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:13,620
The fact that you
got power of attorney
1014
00:58:13,664 --> 00:58:19,104
is the biggest,
stinkiest pile of favoritist
bullshit I ever heard.
1015
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,845
Damn it.
1016
00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:22,586
Hey.
1017
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:24,805
[snickers]
1018
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,504
You don't even know
the code, that's funny.
1019
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:30,550
Fuck.Hey, why don't we get
Gerry back here?
1020
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:33,335
He can change the locks,
and then I'll take Emma
to the mall
1021
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:34,772
and you two can go at it.
1022
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,992
You know why I got
power of attorney?Why?
1023
00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:42,519
Because you're an asshole,
that's why.
You are an asshole.
1024
00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:44,216
[scoffs] Uh-uh.
1025
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:48,568
You got power of attorney
'cause you're a chicken shit.
1026
00:58:49,482 --> 00:58:50,744
He knew you'd never use it.
1027
00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:53,530
You been letting him
tell you what to do
your whole life.
1028
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,270
I have not.Oh, yeah?
1029
00:58:56,184 --> 00:58:58,665
Let me ask you something.
Why did you marry Eddie?
1030
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:02,800
Because I didn't know
who I was. Okay?
1031
00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:06,934
And Mom had her big career,
and I was the housekeeper.
1032
00:59:06,978 --> 00:59:08,675
Oh, my goodness.Who do you think
1033
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,244
got food on the table, huh?
Who ironed your...
1034
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:15,421
Fenwick shirts?Who put a gun to your head?
1035
00:59:15,464 --> 00:59:20,295
Somebody had to do it.
Somebody had to fucking do it
Nick, and I was the girl.
1036
00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:24,256
No, Bitty, you're not
a victim, all right?
You're not a martyr.
1037
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:28,042
Nobody forced you to obey, okay?
You got to grow up
1038
00:59:28,086 --> 00:59:30,828
and don't be so terrified.
Stop being a liar.
1039
00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:33,570
-I am not a liar.
-You've been lying for so long
1040
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,963
that you don't even know
the difference
between the truth,
1041
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:38,618
and what you want everybody
to think is the truth.
1042
00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:42,927
Our parents live here.
1043
00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:44,363
[Nick]
She doesn't know the code.
1044
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,887
You ought to visit them
once in a while.
1045
00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:49,281
-Who are you, the guilt monger?
-Nicky.
1046
00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:53,720
I know you.
You're the one who smokes
so close to my rosebushes.
1047
00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:56,244
Go sit on your rosebushes.
1048
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:57,942
Nicky. I'm so sorry.
1049
00:59:57,985 --> 01:00:00,292
For what?
What are you sorry for?
1050
01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:03,208
Shut up.[woman] Shame on him.
1051
01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:04,731
[Bridget]
I'm so sorry.It was rude.
1052
01:00:05,471 --> 01:00:07,255
I can't believe this. So rude.
1053
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,301
At least I don't
bulldoze people.
1054
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:11,651
I'm not some bully telling
everyone what to do,
1055
01:00:11,695 --> 01:00:14,088
saying, "You, you, you,
let me tell you
what's wrong with you
1056
01:00:14,132 --> 01:00:15,612
so you never see
what's wrong with me!"
1057
01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,615
At least I don't blame
Mom and Dad
for all my bullshit.
1058
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:22,662
Excuse me? Didn't you just
blame them for your entire
shitty 20-year marriage?
1059
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:25,534
At least I had the guts to try,
1060
01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:29,321
to try to love somebody,
to let somebody love me.
1061
01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,628
At least I have something.
1062
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,499
Oh, I got plenty, honey,
believe me.
1063
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:34,805
Yeah.Mm-hmm.
1064
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:36,676
You got a bar.
1065
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,984
Get in the house.
1066
01:00:43,161 --> 01:00:44,989
I can hear you
all the way down the hall.
1067
01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:46,773
Why don't you tell me the truth?
1068
01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:48,819
Why did you give Bit
the power of attorney?
1069
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:52,039
Because you're a hothead
like your mother.
1070
01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:55,521
No, no, no.
No, it's because you're selfish.
1071
01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:58,089
You know why they get better
in memory care?
1072
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,701
Because they don't have
people in their face
all the time
1073
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:04,704
saying, "Don't forget me,
please don't forget me,
1074
01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:06,053
you're losing your mind."
1075
01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:08,969
The one blessing of this disease
1076
01:01:09,013 --> 01:01:10,754
is that they don't remember
that they don't remember.
1077
01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,059
Until you go and tell them.
1078
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,887
You think you're
a doctor or something?
1079
01:01:13,931 --> 01:01:15,715
What the hell do you know?Oh, my God.
1080
01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,282
You're a goddamn bartender...
1081
01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:19,066
I'm a bar--...who almost
graduated from college.
1082
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:21,678
Almost.I'm a bar owner, Dad.
1083
01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:25,856
You tend the bar?I own the bar. I own it.
1084
01:01:26,378 --> 01:01:28,336
You tend it or not?Yeah. Yeah.
1085
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:33,690
I tend it! I tend
the bar that I own.You're a bartender.
1086
01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:36,954
Okay? I know it's a real bummer,
1087
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:38,520
I hear you loud and clear, Pop,
1088
01:01:38,564 --> 01:01:40,522
it's a real shit deal
you have to admit that
1089
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:41,872
to your fucking poker players.
1090
01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:43,961
Watch your language.Watch my language?
1091
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,876
-Yes.
-All right.
1092
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,095
[imitates zipper closing]
1093
01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:49,923
You know what?
1094
01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:53,187
She hit on me the other night.
1095
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,103
Yeah, Mom.
1096
01:01:58,062 --> 01:02:01,848
She hit on me. I had
to sit there and explain
to her that I was her son.
1097
01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:05,025
You should have seen
the look on her face.
1098
01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:19,213
I'm done.
They're all yours, Bit.
Godspeed.
1099
01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:19,012
There's a man in my bed.
1100
01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:22,407
It's Dad.
1101
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:26,454
I sleep with our dad?
1102
01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:30,328
Yeah.
1103
01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:32,852
Oh.
1104
01:03:53,742 --> 01:03:55,440
[Bert] Stay in bed, honey.
1105
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,443
You're a turkey.
1106
01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:03,056
Mmm. You're a turkey.
1107
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,417
[cell phone vibrates]
1108
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:42,356
[Eddie]
Hi, um, your father
just called me.
1109
01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:47,622
He said you're
coming home tonight?
Give me a call.
1110
01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:53,411
[indistinct audio on TV]
1111
01:04:56,936 --> 01:04:58,416
Is that my baby?
1112
01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:11,603
I don't want it.
1113
01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:12,734
It's coffee.
1114
01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:15,389
I don't want it!
1115
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:18,262
Of course you want it.
Have it.I am a grown-up!
1116
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:20,742
If I don't want the coffee,
I don't want the coffee!
1117
01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:22,309
All right.
1118
01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:25,443
What did you tell him?
1119
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,053
Who?
1120
01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,447
Nobody, sweetheart.It's okay, Mom.
1121
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:31,666
Go watch Popeye, honey.
1122
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:35,932
I told him I bought you
plane tickets and
to pick you up at the airport.
1123
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,455
That's what I told him.
1124
01:05:38,282 --> 01:05:40,849
Floozin' around with some
construction bozo.
1125
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:42,895
I don't even know who you are!
1126
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:46,159
He put locks in,
and you're welcome by the way.
1127
01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:48,640
What am I,
some kind of horse's ass?
1128
01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:52,426
Eddie is as much a son to me
as your brother is.
1129
01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,515
You know, I think you like
Eddie more than you like me,
1130
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:56,430
or my brother for that matter.
1131
01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:59,477
For Chrissake, Bitty,
what kind of thing
is that to say?
1132
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:02,480
Get dressed.
We're leaving in an hour.
1133
01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:21,064
All my life
you've been telling me
there's no bells and whistles.
1134
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,108
There's no bells and whistles.
1135
01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:23,283
There isn't.
1136
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,676
How can you say that?
1137
01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:27,766
You have more bells
and whistles than anybody.
1138
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:32,292
I mean, she's losing her mind
and you still can't live
without her.
1139
01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:34,338
Didn't you want that for me?
1140
01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:36,079
Of course I wanted that for you,
1141
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:37,515
that's all I want for you.
1142
01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:39,691
Why do you think
I'm sending you home?
1143
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:42,041
Dad.
1144
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,129
Bit.
1145
01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:47,873
Love is commitment,
you work at it.
1146
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:51,659
Go home to your husband and
ask yourself why you married
him in the first place.
1147
01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:54,010
I married him because you
told me I couldn't do better.
1148
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:56,838
You couldn't!
Eddie is a home run!
1149
01:06:57,187 --> 01:06:59,232
Your wedding was
the best day of my life,
1150
01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:03,367
walking you down the aisle
to a man who I thought
might deserve you.
1151
01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,979
You know what your problem is?
1152
01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:08,067
California!
1153
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:11,027
That's what.
Everybody out there,
1154
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:15,248
flowin' in the wind,
reinventing.
What the heck is that?
1155
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:20,949
You are who you are.
I am a father,
a husband, a Catholic.
1156
01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:23,735
I know it because I am it.
I never had to think about it.
1157
01:07:23,952 --> 01:07:29,306
But there is no reason
to be unhappy with
a perfectly good marriage.
1158
01:07:32,309 --> 01:07:34,224
I don't have what you have.
1159
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:35,921
Yes, you do.
1160
01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:39,272
Don't you think
we had rough periods?
1161
01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:42,275
You ought to go talk
to a priest!
1162
01:07:42,493 --> 01:07:44,103
I'm not a Catholic anymore.
1163
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,411
Well, there's your problem
right there.
1164
01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:49,065
How do you know?
1165
01:07:49,587 --> 01:07:53,069
How do you always know
what my problem is?
1166
01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:55,897
Do I do that to you?
Did I march in here and say,
1167
01:07:55,941 --> 01:07:58,248
"She's going in a home,
if you don't like it,
go talk to a priest?"
1168
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:00,989
I listened to you, Dad.
I asked you what you wanted
1169
01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:03,514
and I fought like hell
to get it for you
because you matter to me.
1170
01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:08,258
What you want matters to me.
Why don't I matter to you?
1171
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:13,524
Mom was a feminist,
for Chrissake.
1172
01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:16,396
Why didn't anyone ever
ask me what I wanted?
1173
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:21,532
Honey. We did ask you
what you wanted.
1174
01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:24,535
You said you couldn't
wait to be a mother.
1175
01:08:27,755 --> 01:08:28,887
[knocking]
1176
01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:30,671
Is Grandma in here?
1177
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:33,326
No.Oh, shit.
1178
01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:35,111
What?
1179
01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:41,291
Oh, Goddamn it!
1180
01:08:42,901 --> 01:08:44,424
Damn it!
1181
01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:48,428
[Emma] Maybe she's upstairs.
I'll go check.
1182
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:50,474
Ruth!
1183
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:55,653
Ruth!
1184
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,398
[Emma] Mom!
1185
01:09:02,007 --> 01:09:02,921
I got her.
1186
01:09:04,009 --> 01:09:05,184
She's at Marion's.
1187
01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:09,884
Dad!
1188
01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:13,845
Dad![sobs]
1189
01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,456
Dad. Are you okay?
1190
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,632
Is it your heart? Dad?
1191
01:09:31,863 --> 01:09:33,952
Come on. Come on.
1192
01:09:37,825 --> 01:09:39,087
[groans]
1193
01:09:39,131 --> 01:09:40,524
Okay.
1194
01:09:49,663 --> 01:09:50,751
I'll stay.
1195
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,320
I'll stay and help.
1196
01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:32,489
[Bridget] So, I'll come back
at the end of the month
to help you get moved.
1197
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:35,231
[Bert] Thank you, Bitty.
You bet. We'll be fine.
1198
01:10:35,274 --> 01:10:36,536
Am I going with you?
1199
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:39,496
You're coming out here
to give me a hug.
1200
01:10:40,758 --> 01:10:41,759
Ah.
1201
01:10:43,151 --> 01:10:44,544
Where should we...
1202
01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:46,807
Here. What's wrong?
1203
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,549
I'm going to see you
in a couple weeks.
1204
01:10:50,028 --> 01:10:51,682
I won't be here.
1205
01:10:51,943 --> 01:10:53,945
Yeah? Where are you going?
1206
01:10:55,816 --> 01:10:58,602
I expect my mother
will want me back by then.
1207
01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:02,301
Yeah? Don't you think?
1208
01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:05,739
[Bert] Hop in, Ruth, it's cold.
1209
01:11:10,527 --> 01:11:11,963
Here, here's your seatbelt.
1210
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:16,097
My shoes don't match my purse.
[chuckles]
1211
01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:17,534
Love you, Bit.
1212
01:11:18,317 --> 01:11:19,449
Love you, Dad.
1213
01:11:20,798 --> 01:11:21,973
Bye, Mom.
1214
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:29,981
So, how was it?
1215
01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:33,941
Fine.
1216
01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:37,205
Hmm.
1217
01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:42,472
And your dad's all set?
He's got all
the paperwork signed?
1218
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:44,822
Yeah.
1219
01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:47,651
Mom moves in the first.
1220
01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:49,653
Good.
1221
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,481
[laughs]
1222
01:11:52,525 --> 01:11:54,614
Nick's got to be happy,
1223
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:57,530
being right for the first time
in his life.
1224
01:11:58,052 --> 01:11:59,315
Poor guy.
1225
01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:04,189
Did you, um...
1226
01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:06,713
You register for classes?
1227
01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:09,063
Mm-hmm.
1228
01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:12,110
Good. Good.
1229
01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:18,769
[Eddie snores, faintly]
1230
01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:46,362
What are you doing?Just let me.
1231
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:47,711
[sighs]
1232
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,556
I'm sorry.
1233
01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,910
I just look at you
and all I see is my baby.
1234
01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:17,958
I know.
1235
01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:26,140
You don't have to go back
if you don't want.
1236
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:32,973
I can't stay here, Mom.
1237
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,718
I know.
1238
01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:46,117
[blues music playing][indistinct chatter]
1239
01:14:11,098 --> 01:14:12,665
Do a Manhattan?
1240
01:14:13,927 --> 01:14:14,885
Yeah.
1241
01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:51,111
Damn good Manhattan, Nicholas.
1242
01:16:04,864 --> 01:16:07,650
Is it, is it Christmas?
1243
01:16:08,433 --> 01:16:09,869
You got drunk at Christmas.
1244
01:16:09,913 --> 01:16:13,960
I did not.Yes you did.
Grab those presents...
1245
01:16:14,744 --> 01:16:17,268
and come on over.Oh!
1246
01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,792
Here.Yes.
1247
01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:22,360
There you go.
1248
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:27,234
And now we,
we'll have Christmas.
I'll go first?
1249
01:16:27,278 --> 01:16:28,322
Yeah.
1250
01:16:29,628 --> 01:16:31,978
Uh, what could this be?Who gave that to you?
1251
01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:34,154
You did, you turkey.
1252
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,505
Yeah, all right.I...
1253
01:16:37,854 --> 01:16:39,595
There it is.I'll help.
1254
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,509
I'll help, too.There we go.
1255
01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:42,859
I...
1256
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:45,339
There we are,
you're good at that.
1257
01:16:45,688 --> 01:16:47,428
Look what it is!Oh!
1258
01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:48,821
Macadamias.You like those.
1259
01:16:48,865 --> 01:16:51,868
My favorite kind, too.Yeah.
1260
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,305
Thank you, honey.
Thank you.
1261
01:16:56,786 --> 01:16:59,092
Okay, all right,
you're next.
1262
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:03,183
Here.It's from you.
1263
01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,315
Yes, it is.
1264
01:17:08,406 --> 01:17:09,625
There you go.
1265
01:17:10,495 --> 01:17:12,018
Okay, open it up.
1266
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:14,194
Go ahead.
1267
01:17:15,805 --> 01:17:18,416
[gasps] Oh!
1268
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,160
Oh.
1269
01:17:24,509 --> 01:17:27,381
And I want you
to look inside because
1270
01:17:28,121 --> 01:17:29,688
there's something here.
1271
01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:34,345
You know who that is?
1272
01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:43,746
Oh, yes. It's you and me.
1273
01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:47,532
It's you and me. So...
1274
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:51,014
in the new place,
when you forget,
1275
01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:54,844
just look at it.
1276
01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:57,281
All right?
1277
01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:04,984
I'm so sorry, Bertie.
1278
01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:10,903
Oh, sweet baby, don't--
don't worry about it.
1279
01:18:10,947 --> 01:18:13,210
[both sobbing]
1280
01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:17,954
Don't worry a bit.
Don't. I'm fine.
1281
01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,697
I'm fine.
1282
01:18:26,614 --> 01:18:27,790
Hey.
1283
01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:34,492
Who is Gerry Hoffsteader?
1284
01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:38,017
Who?
1285
01:18:39,323 --> 01:18:42,587
You didn't write him
a check for 500 bucks?
1286
01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:45,155
Oh, yes.
He's a construction guy.
1287
01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:49,420
He did, um... he put locks
in my parents' place.
1288
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,859
What, he change every lock
in the whole building?
1289
01:18:53,903 --> 01:18:59,343
I know. He was... It was
expensive. I'm sorry.
1290
01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,434
I got you a little something.
1291
01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,793
Thank you.
1292
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,154
Oh. Um...
1293
01:19:30,287 --> 01:19:32,376
I think you got this
for me before.
1294
01:19:33,377 --> 01:19:36,293
No, no, I-- they said
that one's different.
1295
01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:38,208
Open it.
1296
01:20:06,627 --> 01:20:07,933
Thank you.
1297
01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:13,547
I thought
if I upgraded the diamond,
1298
01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:18,509
you would stop leaving it
with the pennies in the car.
[chuckles]
1299
01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,561
[Eddie snores faintly]
1300
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:48,017
[birds cawing]
1301
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,162
[sobs]
1302
01:21:40,504 --> 01:21:42,898
[inaudible]
1303
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:37,126
[door creaks]
1304
01:23:16,861 --> 01:23:19,168
[sirens wailing]
1305
01:23:26,044 --> 01:23:27,132
[cell phone rings]
1306
01:23:27,176 --> 01:23:28,438
Shit.
1307
01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:33,225
Hello?
1308
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:38,578
Yeah.
1309
01:23:40,928 --> 01:23:43,366
[cell phone vibrates]
1310
01:23:49,894 --> 01:23:51,200
Nicky?
1311
01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:56,379
Oh.
1312
01:23:56,422 --> 01:23:59,338
[indistinct chatter]
1313
01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:58,354
This looks like a wake.
Is this-- Is this a wake?
1314
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:03,750
Yeah, that's what--
that's what I thought it was.
1315
01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:12,629
And I think that maybe...
Excuse me.
1316
01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:22,769
Hey. How we doing?
1317
01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:27,426
Should we take her home?
1318
01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:30,342
Do you want to go?No. I...
1319
01:25:32,692 --> 01:25:39,177
I cannot figure out,
for the life of me,
whose-- whose wake is it.
1320
01:25:41,832 --> 01:25:43,486
I can't.
1321
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,319
"Norbert."
1322
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:55,802
[gasps]
1323
01:26:03,201 --> 01:26:04,942
How could I have forgotten that?
1324
01:26:21,741 --> 01:26:23,221
Oh.
1325
01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:27,617
Pretty. What's the matter?
1326
01:26:34,972 --> 01:26:40,325
My dad grew up on a farm
in a small town called Amboy.
1327
01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:46,113
He met Ruth O'Shea
at an ice cream social
1328
01:26:46,723 --> 01:26:50,161
and had a thing for her
ever since.
1329
01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:53,295
Even though she wouldn't
give him the time of day.
1330
01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:57,864
After high school,
he went off to Korea
1331
01:26:57,908 --> 01:27:01,781
and when he took leave
and came home,
1332
01:27:01,825 --> 01:27:05,568
his mom told him
that poor Ruthie O'Shea
had gotten polio
1333
01:27:05,611 --> 01:27:08,484
and hadn't been
out of bed for six months.
1334
01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:13,445
So, he marched over there
and picked her up
1335
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:18,755
right out of bed.
And carried her in his arms.
1336
01:27:19,451 --> 01:27:21,366
To the movies.To the movies.
1337
01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:23,673
To the movies.
1338
01:27:32,203 --> 01:27:33,596
[Bridget] He never let her go.
1339
01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:37,382
[sobbing]
1340
01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:40,167
[Bridget] He couldn't
live without her.
1341
01:27:40,211 --> 01:27:42,344
[sobs]
1342
01:29:11,215 --> 01:29:13,086
This was the perfect time.
1343
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,047
Any later...
1344
01:29:18,483 --> 01:29:20,355
I'd have forgotten him.
1345
01:29:22,922 --> 01:29:26,361
Any earlier,
I'd have missed him too much.
1346
01:29:28,014 --> 01:29:29,886
Right now is perfect.
1347
01:29:31,844 --> 01:29:34,499
I'll hardly ever know
the difference.
1348
01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:04,703
You hate the car.
1349
01:30:04,747 --> 01:30:06,923
All right. That's horseshit.
I don't hate the car.
1350
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:15,148
I mean, how the hell
would you even get it
to California?
1351
01:30:15,453 --> 01:30:16,933
I'm going to drive it.
1352
01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:19,065
With Mom.
1353
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:24,636
[snickers]What?
1354
01:30:27,639 --> 01:30:28,945
It's my turn.
1355
01:30:30,294 --> 01:30:32,252
I found a great place near me.
1356
01:30:32,296 --> 01:30:35,125
It's hard, Bit. It's really,
really hard, you know?
1357
01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:40,739
It's harder than
having your hands
in raw poultry all day.
1358
01:30:41,827 --> 01:30:44,874
I know. That's why it's my turn.
1359
01:30:49,705 --> 01:30:52,011
Well, I hope you have AAA.
1360
01:31:12,336 --> 01:31:15,774
[Ruth] I was a fountain girl
all my life.
1361
01:31:15,818 --> 01:31:19,082
My father would bring me
chocolate malts.
1362
01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:21,258
Yum.
1363
01:31:24,391 --> 01:31:26,002
I had polio.
1364
01:31:26,045 --> 01:31:26,916
Yeah.
1365
01:31:26,959 --> 01:31:31,181
And consequently, I got...
1366
01:31:31,877 --> 01:31:34,053
Fat?Fat! Yeah!
1367
01:31:34,837 --> 01:31:36,491
Who lives here?
1368
01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:38,275
You.
1369
01:31:40,669 --> 01:31:41,974
Look at that.
1370
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:53,508
Who's missing?
Somebody's missing.
Somebody's missing.
1371
01:31:58,817 --> 01:32:00,210
Look at this.
1372
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:06,695
That's my boyfriend.
1373
01:32:08,392 --> 01:32:12,091
He's at home. He's waiting.
He's waiting for me.
1374
01:32:12,135 --> 01:32:16,095
He's always hanging around.
That turkey.[both laughing]
1375
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:18,707
You got a boyfriend?
1376
01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:21,187
No.
1377
01:32:24,277 --> 01:32:25,714
Well, he's out there.
1378
01:32:27,106 --> 01:32:28,325
You watch out.
1379
01:32:29,065 --> 01:32:33,330
Once he's found you,
he's never gonna let you go.
1380
01:32:37,116 --> 01:32:39,641
Oh, yeah.You follow that sign.
1381
01:32:39,684 --> 01:32:42,034
They were pretty.
Do you see how they light up?
1382
01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:43,862
Yeah.Different looking.
1383
01:32:43,906 --> 01:32:47,866
Where are we?
Where are we going?
Where's my purse?
1384
01:32:47,910 --> 01:32:49,346
I have your purse.
1385
01:32:49,825 --> 01:32:51,000
I have it.
1386
01:32:54,481 --> 01:32:56,745
[beeping]
1387
01:32:58,660 --> 01:33:00,966
Love you.Love you.
1388
01:33:02,925 --> 01:33:05,231
Oh, is that my baby?
1389
01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:06,798
[woman] Hi, Ms. Ruth.
1390
01:33:10,933 --> 01:33:12,891
Do you have a boyfriend?
1391
01:33:12,935 --> 01:33:14,501
Mine, mine, mine...
1392
01:33:15,328 --> 01:33:18,462
Oh, look at that
little one. [chuckles]
1393
01:33:18,505 --> 01:33:21,726
Hi, baby.Waiting for the bus.
It's coming.
1394
01:33:21,770 --> 01:33:24,424
Almost home.Yeah. You look great.
1395
01:33:24,468 --> 01:33:25,600
You too.
1396
01:33:26,949 --> 01:33:30,735
She's so nice. I used to go
to school with her.
1397
01:33:30,779 --> 01:33:32,084
You know what?
1398
01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:34,565
I think if your
boyfriend comes in
1399
01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:36,654
when my boyfriend comes in,
1400
01:33:36,698 --> 01:33:40,440
we could have fun.
We could have a party.
What do you think?
1401
01:33:40,484 --> 01:33:41,877
[woman] Hello.
1402
01:34:19,349 --> 01:34:20,742
[turkey gobbles]
1403
01:34:35,844 --> 01:34:38,194
[instrumental music]
1404
01:36:41,491 --> 01:36:43,145
[music fades]
1405
01:36:44,973 --> 01:36:47,279
[soft guitar music]
1406
01:40:57,964 --> 01:41:00,141
[guitar music fades]
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