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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,692 I love this place. 2 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,153 - Yeah, me too. - So strange, though. 3 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,230 - Why is it called a river? - That's, what it is. 4 00:00:48,859 --> 00:00:50,492 - Thank you. - It's dried up, you know. 5 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,245 I actually used to come here a lot when I was a kid. 6 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,788 - Yeah? - Yeah. 7 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,124 - I used to ride my bike. - It's our new spot. 8 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,543 What? You're gonna steal my childhood memories? 9 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,879 No. We'll just make new ones. 10 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,181 - Promise? - Promise. 11 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,319 - Give me that thing. - Up-bup-bup! My camera, my show. 12 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,197 Besides, you're prettier than I am. 13 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,032 No fair. 14 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,496 - Don't show my face. - Shut up. 15 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,247 Don't show my face. Alright, give me that. 16 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,417 - No. - I'm serious, little missy. 17 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,794 You mess with the bull, you get the horns. 18 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,330 Don't cry. 19 00:01:54,096 --> 00:01:55,073 God! 20 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,354 I love it when you record me. 21 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,231 No, really, I do. 22 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,876 It means that you love me. 23 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,366 What colour nail polish is that? 24 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,785 Since when do you care about...? 25 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,521 Goddammit, Kev. You know when to turn that thing off! 26 00:02:18,285 --> 00:02:19,289 Shit. 27 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,250 Get out here now. 28 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,293 Thought I told you not to leave 29 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,088 your girlfriend's damn bike in the damn driveway! 30 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,383 - Little slut! - Slut? 31 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,557 It's what it is. 32 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,862 But it's right up or it's out of commission. 33 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,027 Kevin. 34 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,697 Why are you so fascinated with this thing? 35 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,121 Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev. 36 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,140 I'm much more fun in the flesh. 37 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,343 And that's all you get. 38 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,679 - Let go! - ...and get a job! 39 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,526 Fuck you, Grandma! 40 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,819 - What the fuck? - Oh, God! 41 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,654 Breaking news at 10:30... 42 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,990 near downtown Los Angeles, a police pursuit. 43 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,658 - You see that van there... - Kev! 44 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,535 - Holy shit. That's... - Kev. 45 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,537 - That's down the block. - Aren't you gonna talk about it? 46 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,498 Yeah, let's talk about how awesome this fucking chase is! 47 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,626 Look at this! 48 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,128 Look. It's just down the street. 49 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,505 Kev, put that thing down and face what's going on. 50 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,049 What's going on? 51 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,510 It's a crazy-ass chase, headed right for us. 52 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,846 What do you think's gonna happen? 53 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,515 You think that shit's gonna go viral? 54 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,059 You're gonna become famous? 55 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,019 I got... I have to go shoot this. 56 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,105 It's sick, Kev. Put that thing down. 57 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,453 Come on, babe, this... This is my chance. 58 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,530 Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than you? 59 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:25,415 Holy shit! Oh, my God. It's here, it's here, it's here. 60 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,683 You made me miss it. Fuck! 61 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,254 - Fuck, fuck! - Kev! 62 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,382 - Oh, my God, it's here. - Come back! 63 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,301 Shit, shit, shit! It's right here! 64 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,470 Jesus Christ, Grandma! 65 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,097 - You little pervert! - Move! Move! Shit. 66 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,224 You're gonna make me fucking miss it. Shit, shit. 67 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,647 Fuck! Fuck! I missed it. 68 00:04:58,638 --> 00:05:01,910 Get back inside! It's not safe out here. Are you filming me? 69 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,454 I'm on my property, man. I'm on my own property right now. 70 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:05,766 Seriously! 71 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,044 Starting to see quite a few pedestrians now... 72 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,006 ...in the age of Twitter and YouTube, 73 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:18,593 people can track this sort of thing and try to get in on the action, 74 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:22,973 get their special shots of the driver or the action. 75 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:26,059 This guy is travelling at such a high rate of speed 76 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,602 through these residential neighbourhoods. 77 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,280 Definitely don't wanna be out there making yourself a target. 78 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,787 Thank you, honey. You made me miss it. 79 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,782 Iris, what the hell? I'm sorry. 80 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,243 - Get back inside! - What the hell? 81 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,121 I'll tase your ass if you don't get inside right now, goddamn. 82 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,664 Iris, get out of the street. 83 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,584 I told you to get off the street and turn that thing off! 84 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,880 Holy shit! Oh, my God! Iri... Iris! 85 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,871 Just come in and have a seat. 86 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,652 I'm Detective Hughes. 87 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,571 I'm gonna have to record this conversation, OK? 88 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,531 - OK. - Tell me your full name. 89 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,325 My name is Scarlett Kay. 90 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,536 And what is your occupation, Miss Kay? 91 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,830 I'm a magician's assistant for Dante the Great. 92 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,595 The tape that you brought in to us, 93 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,847 where did you find that tape? 94 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,892 In his dressing-room, there's a secret compartment 95 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,194 behind the breaker box. 96 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,197 Dante recorded everything. 97 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,533 He always needed an audience. 98 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,578 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 99 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,540 Thank you so much for coming out to the show tonight. 100 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,542 The magician known as Dante the Great 101 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,469 was arrested today. 102 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:22,467 So just two years ago, Dante the Great was John McMullen, 103 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,762 and he was living in a trailer park in Atlanta 104 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,181 barely making ends meet, couldn't pay the rent. 105 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,892 He would do tricks for his friends in the neighbourhood, 106 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,769 and he was real good at it. 107 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:36,398 Cut the cards. Alright. Alright. 108 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,276 - Yeah, that's the blue... - Pretend like you didn't see. 109 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,819 Figured out the trick! 110 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,154 Why don't you make some beer appear? Be useful. 111 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,698 You suck, bro. 112 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,076 You guys are real funny for a bunch of unemployed motherfuckers. 113 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:52,455 Dante came in possession of a cloak. 114 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,375 Nobody's really sure where he got the cloak. 115 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,504 So the rumours are that Harry Houdini himself 116 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,090 once owned this cloak. 117 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:06,770 And it frightened Houdini, so he got rid of it. 118 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,965 Whoo! Whoo! 119 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:48,270 Well, there's no doubt that the cloak changed Dante's life forever. 120 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,897 His shows were completely exclusive. 121 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,815 Passwords, knocking on doors. 122 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:04,665 You gotta know somebody to even get a ticket. 123 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,532 That was the most amazing show I've ever seen. 124 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,076 He picked my pocket. 125 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,536 From mid-balcony, he picked my pocket, from the stage. 126 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,121 I don't know how he did it. 127 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,457 We went into the show at 7 o'clock in New York. 128 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,751 - We walk out of the doors... - We're in L.A. 129 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,294 We're in L.A. I... 130 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,463 I'm kind of fucking pissed, but I'm kind of like, 131 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,507 this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 132 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,529 His illusions were on a different level than anyone else. 133 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,016 Today's magic is dead. 134 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:38,103 You wanna learn a trick, go Google it, go find it. 135 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:44,035 It's on Wikipedia. You will never discover how I do it. 136 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,124 Hewwo, wabbit. 137 00:09:55,218 --> 00:09:56,246 Sa! 138 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:04,999 Firefighters arrived on the scene to see heavy flames on the east side. 139 00:10:05,099 --> 00:10:06,506 Not a lot of wind this afternoon, 140 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,659 so they're hoping to keep this contained to one structure. 141 00:10:08,759 --> 00:10:11,277 No word of any injuries or anyone inside. 142 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:22,122 We have an audience tonight, so why aren't you working?! 143 00:10:25,307 --> 00:10:26,616 What? 144 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,252 What do you want from me? 145 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,034 Please. 146 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,828 The cloak's power comes from what's inside it. 147 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:43,052 But he had to feed it, and it was only hungry for one thing. 148 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,881 Dante. Oh, my God. Turn that off. It's not funny. 149 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,183 Can you hand me a towel? 150 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,189 Seriously? 151 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,780 There were some people that went missing 152 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,698 that were close to Dante. 153 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:17,327 Some of his assistants. No bodies, no evidence. 154 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,254 Just gone. 155 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,552 Tell me what was your first impression of Dante when you met him. 156 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,847 The first time I met him, I was auditioning for one of his shows, 157 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,559 and I was really nervous... he was my idol. 158 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,185 Oh, my God! 159 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,147 Scarlett. She's different. 160 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:31,901 I just knew it was her, and we were meant to work together, 161 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,488 meant to be great together. 162 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,074 So you always wanted to be a magician's assistant? 163 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,243 No, I want to be a magician. 164 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,786 I wanted to work with him 165 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,290 because I thought I would get to learn how to do the tricks and the illusions, 166 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,834 but no-one on the crew knew how he did anything. 167 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,253 It was frustrating, to say the least. 168 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,880 Let's take five, guys. 169 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,550 I know that this can all be very confusing to begin with. 170 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,218 It can take a lifetime of practice. 171 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,761 And you're... you're brand-new. 172 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:03,892 Let's say you and I just put all this work aside 173 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,603 and tonight, you have dinner with me. 174 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,189 What do you say? 175 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,483 - No, I have... I have a thing. - Cancel it. 176 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,036 He's picking me up in an hour. 177 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,866 Clay is my ex-boyfriend. 178 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,510 When's the last time you heard from Clay, Miss Kay? 179 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,371 A month. 180 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,707 How was your relationship with Clay? 181 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,544 Clay... Clay had a temper, but... it was OK. 182 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,517 We were OK. 183 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,598 You weren't just an employee of Dante, right? 184 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:47,118 I mean, you guys had some kind of relationship? 185 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,289 We became really close, working together. 186 00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:55,542 How'd you do that? 187 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,238 I'll show you. 188 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,157 We're going to film this one, alright? That was close. 189 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,160 - We're gonna try it again. - OK. Alright. 190 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,946 Now, on the count. 191 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,004 One... 192 00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:14,629 Hey! Look at that! Perfect sleight of hand. 193 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:19,270 - He was my friend. - Just friends? 194 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,437 He was more than just my friend. 195 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,728 The tapes that Scarlett brought in indicated 196 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,940 several violent murders 197 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,776 that incriminated Dante in the disappearance 198 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,737 of at least two of the magician assistants 199 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,085 and her ex-boyfriend, Clay Bowland. 200 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,427 Were you aware that Dante was going to confront Clay? 201 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,747 No. 202 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,475 Sit! 203 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,912 What a dick. 204 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,696 I'm sorry. 205 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,754 My shows are something that will reveal, 206 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,352 from the darkness, great light. 207 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,387 You will come through doorways that you didn't even know were there, 208 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,182 see something unbelievable. 209 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,436 But you have to believe it because it's right there in front of your eyes. 210 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,814 - They're recording here. - Get down! 211 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,816 - Alright, alright. - These guys with you? 212 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,360 No! No! No! 213 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,195 I guess that, concludes our interview. 214 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,364 I'm gonna need your badge number. 215 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,949 You have the right to remain silent. 216 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,719 The cloak, when he has it on, he's different. 217 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,624 I can assure you, it's nothing magical, 218 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:18,419 nothing supernatural... it's just a sociopath. 219 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,177 Hold onto your tickets. It's gonna be a big finale. 220 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,846 What I need right now from you is the truth. 221 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,308 I can't have any more stories about magic. 222 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,531 I'm telling you the truth. 223 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:53,663 I know now that what he does, they're not illusions. 224 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,374 There. Over there. 225 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,168 It's... magic. 226 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,470 There's no such thing as magic. 227 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,552 What is the first rule? 228 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,637 You never tell the rubes how the trick is done. 229 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,973 - I saw what you did. - What do I do with you now? 230 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,683 I know you murdered those women! 231 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,601 It wasn't me. 232 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:21,849 Not you? What is it? What is that thing? 233 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,319 Real magic. 234 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,239 Get down on the ground! Get down! 235 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,658 Gentlemen. 236 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,811 Welcome... to the show. 237 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,770 No! 238 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,106 Nothing up my sleeve! 239 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,208 Suspect down. 240 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,348 What the hell? 241 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,512 Ta-da! 242 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,026 What are you doing? 243 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,237 Scarlett, stop. Give that to me. 244 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,380 No! 245 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,011 Give me the cloak! 246 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,121 Scarlett! 247 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,392 Give it to me! 248 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,274 You made me do this! 249 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,098 Dante, please. 250 00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:01,821 Dante? 251 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,698 I'm so sorry, my dear. 252 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,855 I'm sorry, my dear. 253 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,713 Scarlett, no! Wait! No! 254 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,420 So where's Dante now? 255 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,464 That's a great question. 256 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,717 I know our entire department is looking for him. 257 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,179 We have gotten assistance from the FBI. 258 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,264 It's only a matter of time. 259 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,443 I like to think that he's somewhere... 260 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,521 planning his comeback. 261 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,858 We talked. We talked... few months back. 262 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,035 He missed me. 263 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,946 He said he's coming for a visit. 264 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,407 He'll... he'll come. He's coming. 265 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,618 He always does. 266 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,716 He comes home. 267 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,013 Where did the cloak end up? 268 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,803 Nobody knows for sure. 269 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,750 ...down through this interchange again 270 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,377 with the LAPD right behind it, we'll see which way he... 271 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,104 Iris, pick up your fucking phone. 272 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,395 - Kevin. Come here, please. - Iris. Baby. 273 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,981 Please come, Kev! I don't know what they're gonna do. 274 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,609 - Please. - Baby. Don't hang up. 275 00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:00,237 Fuck! 276 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,390 What the fuck? 277 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,340 Hey, what you doing? You're gonna miss it. 278 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,313 Miss what? 279 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,725 Can you see it? 280 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,356 They're coming this way. 281 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,024 Oh, man. 282 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,668 See it on YouTube, bitches. 283 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,124 Dude! 284 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,210 Holy shit! 285 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,196 - Look, there's another one. - Look, there's another guy. 286 00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:00,840 Stop! 287 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,383 Stop! 288 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,927 Gotta help me! 289 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,682 They're coming back on the 110 freeway. 290 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,517 He's really picking up some speed. 291 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,535 Stop! 292 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,567 You little prick! You're slowing us down! 293 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,569 I don't give a fuck about your guys' video. 294 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,737 - That thing took my girlfriend. - Will you fuck off already? 295 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,781 Dude, you don't understand. It's coming back around. 296 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,033 - Yeah, no shit. - No, you're not listening to me. 297 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,577 It's going in circles on purpose. 298 00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:31,800 Why? 299 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,392 Oh, shit! 300 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,862 No! Oh, my God! 301 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,242 Fuck! It's got me! 302 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,329 Take my arm! 303 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,085 - Grab him! - I can't get to him! 304 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,076 Grab him! 305 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,014 Oh, my God! Oh, God! 306 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,016 Look at me, dude! Grab my hand! 307 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,044 Oh, yeah! 308 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,410 No, no. 309 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,214 Marta. 310 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,687 Marta, Marta. 311 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,313 Reports now that there might actually be 312 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:11,067 a hostage situation, so LAPD is going in a surveillance mode. 313 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,821 Stupid girls bike. 314 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,868 Fuck. Oh, shit, it's turning around again. 315 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,296 Fuck, this can't be happening. 316 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:47,145 How much fucking hot dog does he want? Go over there. 317 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,605 Fuck the hot dogs. 318 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,732 No, papi. Don't make fun of your brother. 319 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,651 What's he gonna do about it? 320 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,862 One more strike, he's back in for five to ten. 321 00:45:55,962 --> 00:46:00,074 Give me a burger before I give you some matching eye shadow. 322 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,458 This thing has my girlfriend. Please help me. 323 00:46:10,108 --> 00:46:11,718 Fuck! 324 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,013 You have the cojones to turn me in? 325 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,190 I got your cojones right here! 326 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,522 Who the fuck is that motherfucker? 327 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,733 Lucy, where did you get the camera? 328 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,651 Daddy. He has a trunk full of 'em. 329 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,624 Get rid of it! 330 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:42,200 You'd bring that to my uncle's house? 331 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,878 Do something, Uncle Alberto! 332 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:58,683 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Iris. I'm so sorry. 333 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,221 You touch her, I'll kill you! 334 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,086 Erase that. 335 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:23,551 Help! 336 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:25,398 ...chased by... Oh! 337 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:30,445 Oh, my God. A huge explosion right below... 338 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,524 Pussy! 339 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,860 Don't make it. Don't make it. Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall. 340 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,570 Don't make it. Don't make it. Fuck. 341 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:45,031 - Whoo! - Son of a fucktard! 342 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,866 - Why are we shooting? - Did you get that? 343 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,951 No. Oh, that was the one? 344 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,787 Oh, no. Dude, I wasn't rolling. Yeah, we gotta go again. 345 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,789 - Did you get it? - What the fuck, man? 346 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,875 Craigslist ad said you could operate that shitty-ass camera. 347 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,752 You said your skating didn't suck dick. 348 00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,670 You guys are not allowed to be up here. 349 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,715 - Go back to your house. - Hey, you got that shit! 350 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,051 Hey, you've got that shit. 351 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,431 Fuck. 352 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,559 Oh-ho! Oh, that was so trill! 353 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:17,146 Oh... just the focus, it was bad. So, one more. 354 00:49:17,796 --> 00:49:19,507 Get the fuck out of here. 355 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:23,043 Three, two, one, action. 356 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,572 We all good? 357 00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,421 All clear, big dog. 358 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:33,370 Jesus! 359 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,628 - Did you get that? - Sorry, dude. 360 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,338 The battery just, like, fell out. 361 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,715 - We gotta go again. - What are we paying you for? 362 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,801 If you fucked up my car, I'm calling the cops. 363 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,719 Dude, fuck you. 364 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,846 Get back in your car. 365 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,983 Merry Christmas, dicks. Put 'em on. 366 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,160 - Oh, fuck that. - Those are stupid. 367 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,911 Jump into it, and then do a Shamu dive. 368 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,305 And I'm gonna get a shot with this. 369 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,088 Whoa! 370 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,340 When you gonna help me out with a ride? 371 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,510 I got a nice vagina just waiting for you. 372 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,638 - Yeah, right. - I got the vag on deck all day. 373 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,849 I got vagina all day. 374 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,392 Do it, little homie. 375 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,697 Dude! 376 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,574 Oh, man. Are you OK, dude? My bad. 377 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,076 Semper fi, cockbag dick hole! 378 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,923 I'm just directing a Web series right now about abused dolphins, 379 00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:11,397 and then I freelance as a bartender. 380 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,055 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! I'm coming. 381 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,974 Keep fighting, keep fighting. Keep punching. 382 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,144 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 383 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,288 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 384 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,793 Can't believe we got kicked out for that shit, dude. 385 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,034 - I woulda shot those dudes. - Yeah, right. 386 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,620 If it was life or death, you would have left me chillin'. 387 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,163 - You would have bailed. - Not even. 388 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,706 Excuse me. Do you have a dollar? 389 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,875 Nah. Take this, though, dude. I bit the end, but... 390 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,545 I spent all my money on this fucking filmer guy over here. 391 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,964 I got a stogy left if you want it. 392 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:53,135 You need a light? Oh, yeah. No problem. 393 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,096 - Fight the hobo! Bum fight! - Dude, dude, are you serious? 394 00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:00,226 I go to sleep fucked up, not knowing I peed in a bottle right next to me. 395 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:03,020 I wake up in the morning, like, fuck, I need water, you know. 396 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,315 Bro, I grabbed the bottle and just gulp, gulp, and then... 397 00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,150 But it still tasted like beer, though. 398 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,153 There's this one time I went and saw this old '80s hardcore band. 399 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,863 People were front-flipping and shit. 400 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,740 - All of a sudden, I look over... - Front-flipping? 401 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,867 - People were front-flipping? - Front-flipping into the crowd. 402 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,619 See, I told you, people can front-flip. 403 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,287 Dude, shut the fuck... 404 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,706 I look over and my homeboy's, like, throwing kids, 405 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,875 like, just throwing 'em into the wall and shit. 406 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,419 Little kids? Throwing little kids into the wall? 407 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,296 No. No, dude. They're, like, 20. Boom! 408 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,423 The fat guy's homie, or should I say... 409 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:32,967 Was he bleeding? 410 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,136 I'm gonna fucking pistol-whip the shit out of you if you... 411 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,097 Yo, don't touch my shit. 412 00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,900 Dude, we need a new fucking spot to finish this video. 413 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,853 My cousin told me about this ditch in Tijuana. 414 00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:47,189 He said it's always empty, totally secret. 415 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,833 - You got gas money? - I'm not paying. 416 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:54,029 Hey, hey! Sam! Hey, Sam! 417 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:57,116 - Dude, it's Shaun. - Whatever the fuck. Come here. 418 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,201 When are we gonna finish my skate video? 419 00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:02,329 It's done. Hey, do you still have your dad's credit card? 420 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,331 Dude, we cannot go to TJ. 421 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,292 You know that fool Carlos in third period? 422 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,711 The cartel stuffed his uncle in a barrel of acid. 423 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,254 Dude, let's go. 424 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,339 You can go and fuck up the filming some more. 425 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,717 Tijuana is fine now. The drug dealers all left. 426 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,428 They got... they got firecrackers, 427 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,763 they got weed, they don't card for alcohol. 428 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,405 Yeah, get a bunch. Get the big ones, the big ones. 429 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,948 - Test 'em. - They only have three. 430 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,700 Make sure they're not a dud. Test 'em. 431 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,719 - Nah, we'll... - There you go. There you go. 432 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,394 Thanks for the ride. This is a very serious piece of equipment. 433 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,730 - You have sex, keep it on. - Alright, cool. I will. 434 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:13,067 This kid throws $20 for gas and he gets the fucking titty cam? 435 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,693 No, that goes for both of you. 436 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,987 If you have sex, keep your cameras on. 437 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,530 Oh, damn! 438 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,407 You want a swig of this? 439 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,076 Tell your sister to go home. 440 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,661 She's got syphil-herp. 441 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,996 But the fact is, 'Faces of Death' and 'Jackass', 442 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,499 they sell more than every skateboard video combined. 443 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,494 Yo, dude, you know... 444 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:35,047 - You know where the fuck we are? - I do not! I have been lost for hours. 445 00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,590 Seriously? 446 00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:39,214 These come-bags are boring. 447 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,887 Is that a fucking earthquake? 448 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,639 I just survived a Mexican earthquake. 449 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:47,434 Hey, how often do you guys clean your skateboard wheels? 450 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,813 This wasn't what I was thinking of, but you can skate this, yeah? 451 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,440 Yeah, but it smells like your mom. 452 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,492 Do you all know how to climb fences? 453 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,906 Jason, did you turn on your camera? 454 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,200 Turn on these whack-ass titty cams. 455 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,743 - Guys, turn on your cameras! - Shut up. 456 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,286 Turn on your camera. 457 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,831 It's been... Fuck off. 458 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,419 Pour some for the homies, Gas Money. 459 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,113 Hey, guys... 460 00:55:23,245 --> 00:55:26,857 Hey, dickhead, you think a skinned kitten would still get views? 461 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:30,477 Oh, got a missed call. 462 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,062 You gonna start filming or what? 463 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,148 Remember that one time you did a shitty kick-flip 464 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,483 and got more views than porn? 465 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,663 There's a bunch of dog shit in the middle of it. 466 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,574 Dude, this place is weird. 467 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:46,368 I ain't going back, though. We just walked three hours. 468 00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,080 Something funky worth showing people. 469 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,623 No-one wants to see you guys 470 00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:53,667 go backward and forward for four fucking hours. 471 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,210 - Wait. Go on the barrel. - The barrel? 472 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,713 - Go on top and do a front flip. - A front flip? 473 00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:00,132 Don't come off that barrel until you do a front flip. 474 00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:01,800 This goes out to your momma. 475 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,977 You be in the front right there. 476 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,388 That was the shittiest front flip... 477 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,390 That fucking camera guy is weird, dude. 478 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,768 I know, and he's got this weird-ass look on his face 479 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,394 like he wants to touch me. 480 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,480 And Gas Money Kid just sits there and stares. 481 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:20,110 Want to be immortal, or do you want to be a giant vagina monster? 482 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,737 I will front-kick your asshole. 483 00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:24,364 Some chick, she was all fucked up at the park. 484 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,366 You know the bleachers, how there's, like, gaps between? 485 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,369 She fell between 'em, like, the top one. Like, "Boom, boom!" 486 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,622 - Terrible. - Yeah, real fucking sad. 487 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:38,971 - Don't blow off your dick hand. - At least your mom got two dick hands! 488 00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,345 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 489 00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,355 Dude, dude, is that bleeding? 490 00:56:50,734 --> 00:56:53,127 What the fuck? Hot as my balls. 491 00:56:57,497 --> 00:57:00,291 What the fuck? 492 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,128 Dude. 493 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,952 Where did she come from? 494 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,162 Is she a ninja? Are you a ninja?! 495 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,789 Dude, your sister followed us here. 496 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,999 - What's wrong with her? - Hey, I'm just kidding. 497 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,210 Hey. My name's Taylor. But... 498 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,295 No, seriously, though, I'm a director. 499 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,923 Want me to throw you in some movies? We could do that. 500 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,057 Hey, video guy, your dad's a good singer. 501 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,359 Dude, let's bounce. 502 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,692 Oh, shit! What the fuck? 503 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,820 - Oh, what the fuck, dude? - Shit! Shit! Shit! 504 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:07,467 Hey, I'm gonna shoot one of these motherfuckers, dog. 505 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,303 Oh, shit. 506 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,933 Get that fool, Gas Money, dog! 507 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,685 Get the fuck off him! 508 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,520 Come on, Gas Money. Crack him! 509 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,686 Get off that kid! 510 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:31,158 - Do what you gotta do, man! - What am I doing, man? 511 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,131 - Where are you going? - I don't know, man. 512 00:58:36,212 --> 00:58:37,957 Dude, back up. 513 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,458 Dude, don't... Get... 514 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:46,115 Oh, my fucking God. 515 00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:53,055 - Do crackheads have fire blood? - Yeah, definitely. 516 00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,599 I'll go to the Mexican hospital. I don't give a fuck. 517 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,935 - Shit. There's more. - But they go down easy! 518 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,103 - They're falling apart! - They got a disease. 519 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,022 - Dude, use your gun. - What the fuck? 520 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,120 I only got one more bullet, dog! 521 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:31,510 Where the fuck is Gas Money Kid going? 522 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,903 Oh, shit! Hey, dog. I think they killed Gas Money Kid. 523 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,850 Don't talk. Just fight! 524 01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,132 Find a weapon, find a weapon, find a weapon. 525 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,532 Deck-check that fool! 526 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,379 Bitch! 527 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:42,539 Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! 528 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,527 Little fucking bitch! Bitch! 529 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,545 He's dead, motherfucker! Help me! 530 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,547 There's more of them! 531 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,894 Dude, they're everywhere! 532 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,325 What are you doing? 533 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,148 Oh, what the fuck? 534 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,192 Help, dog! Help! 535 01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:14,124 What the... 536 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,868 What's up, motherfucker? 537 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:30,057 Fuck. 538 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,622 Oh, fuck that! Vámonos! 539 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,937 13, motherfucker! 540 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,642 - Fuck, man, you all good? - You were kind of crazy. 541 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,854 Hey, we killed a lot of fools. Killed a lot of fools. 542 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:31,356 Let's get the fuck out of here, psycho. 543 01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,817 Motherfucker, they killed Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy, man! 544 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,360 What the fuck you supposed to... 545 01:02:37,008 --> 01:02:38,446 Oh, shit. 546 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,307 Run! 547 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,649 Go under, dog. Go under! 548 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,069 - Hold 'em off for me, dog! - Help me, you fucking psycho! 549 01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,821 What are you doing? 550 01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:27,595 Just give me a second, fool. 551 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:15,059 Run! Get the fuck out of here! 552 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,104 Run! 553 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,608 Come on, motherfucker! Let's go! 554 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:54,182 We're not dead, motherfucker! Don't stop till the border! 555 01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,256 Hey, dog, I'm still rolling! 556 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,924 Me too! Let's go! 557 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:06,011 Do you feel as bad as I do about Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy? 558 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,721 Yeah. Come on, dude! 559 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,598 Hey, hold up, hold up! Something's slowing me down. 560 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,268 Dude, are you fucking serious? Let's go! 561 01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,856 Police are warning it's a very dangerous situation 562 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,608 they are struggling to stay ahead of. 563 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,487 There are now reports of 11 fires burning out of control across the city. 564 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,322 People should absolutely be staying inside. 565 01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,074 Do not... 566 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,749 Stop the fucking car! Please stop! 567 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,585 Trust me, baby. 568 01:06:21,684 --> 01:06:22,979 What the fuck? 569 01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:25,423 I need your help! I need your help! 570 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,219 - You fuck! - Get out of the car! 571 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,137 You keep going. Don't worry about that. 572 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,680 What are you doing?! 573 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,982 Keep going. We could edit that out. 574 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,020 Alright. And just ignore the guy driving. 575 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,107 Just forget... Don't even think about him. 576 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,705 Trust me, baby, I'm a pro at this. 577 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:49,531 Yeah, right there. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. 578 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:53,743 That's it. Take it slow, slow. Slow gets 'em. 579 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,121 Slow is what sucks 'em in. 580 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,915 Aren't you gonna join me? 581 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:02,293 I only like to watch, baby. 582 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:05,422 Make sure you're in focus. 583 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:11,719 Yeah. They know they can't touch you, and it gets 'em even more. 584 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:14,597 - That's it, slow. - You don't recognise me, do you? 585 01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,184 I do this eight days a week, baby. 586 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,979 I might have seen... I don't know. 587 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,648 I don't know why, but I don't know how to... 588 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,400 Now do you recognise me? 589 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,527 What? What the f... 590 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,529 - Turn around, you... - Sorry! 591 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,448 - Fuck with my rhythm! - Sorry. 592 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:36,803 One more. OK. Now keep going. Keep going. We could edit that out. 593 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,000 That's it. Don't worry about anything. 594 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,127 We're in our own little sanctuary. 595 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,256 Yes, yes. Drowned in slow. 596 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,468 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good. 597 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,261 You're very... I knew you were hot. 598 01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:55,013 - Yeah? You like... - Don't... don't talk. 599 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,764 It's better if you don't talk. 600 01:07:56,864 --> 01:08:00,059 - Just show me. - OK. 601 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:05,064 That's it. Very good. Nice and slow. 602 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:09,027 That's it, touch yourself. Rub it. Attagirl. Yeah. 603 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:11,704 - Camera. Now! - What the fuck?! 604 01:08:12,804 --> 01:08:14,716 Don't shoot my face! Don't shoot my face! 605 01:08:14,816 --> 01:08:18,411 Who cares about your face, asshole? Let's see that pretty body of yours. 606 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:21,039 - Go ahead, strip. - Fuck you, bitch! 607 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,182 Do it. Do it now. 608 01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,586 How does it feel, huh? 609 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,589 Wow. You're the whole package. 610 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,592 I can't wait to introduce you to my mom. 611 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,719 Fuck this shit. Hundred bucks or no hundred bucks! 612 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,804 Keep driving. 613 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:40,975 Maybe I'll make your retarded friend strip next, huh? 614 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,562 A little threesome? What a turn-on you are, yeah. 615 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:48,650 - So good, baby. - Wait a second. I know you. 616 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:52,153 Yeah. Millions of guys do, thanks to your website. 617 01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:54,197 It was your ex-boyfriend. 618 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,865 You shouldn't have dumped him, lady. 619 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,244 I didn't film you. All I did was buy the footage for my blog! 620 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:03,248 I got a blog. It's called nutlesswonders.com. 621 01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:05,833 Oh, don't! Please, don't! 622 01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:09,295 Lesson learned! Loud and fucking clear, man! 623 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:12,006 - I'll take it down. I promise! - My tits made you money. 624 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:15,593 So now I'm here for my cut. Here's the good part. 625 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,888 I bet people will pay to watch me shoot your dick off. 626 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,432 Want to see whose video gets more hits? 627 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,560 Let's make a hole in you and show the world. 628 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,729 Oh, yeah, bitch?! 629 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:31,025 Come on, let's see that star now, get this thing to turn out like I told you. 630 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:35,154 You want to do it now, bitch? Stick it out or I'll fucking turn it purple. 631 01:09:36,054 --> 01:09:38,733 Yeah, who's got you now, you smart-ass? 632 01:09:39,022 --> 01:09:40,745 Hey, you want a cut? 633 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,872 Something's going on. 634 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:11,142 This is absolutely insane. Are you sending out... 635 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:04,387 Help me! Kevin! 636 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,923 Kevin. 637 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,693 Why are you so fascinated with this thing? 638 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,348 Don't keep me at arm's length, Kev. 639 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,278 I'm serious, little missy. 640 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,001 - You mess with the bull... - Don't cry. 641 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,911 Yeah? It's our new spot. 642 01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:11,579 What? You're gonna steal my childhood memories? 643 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,081 No. We'll just make new ones. 644 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:17,260 - Promise? - Promise. 645 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,842 Iris? 646 01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,523 - Kev? - Iris? 647 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:41,192 You're filming it, aren't you? 648 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:44,529 That's so good, baby. That means we'll be a part of it. 649 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,989 A part of what? 650 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,542 We're gonna finish it. 651 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,456 What are you talking about? 652 01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,975 I think you know. 653 01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:07,134 Oh, my God. 654 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,686 It's been filming us the whole time. 655 01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,815 What the fuck?! 656 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,728 You're sick, Kev. 657 01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,355 - We're all sick. - Oh, my God. 658 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,525 What did I do? Oh, my God. 659 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,372 What the fuck? 660 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:28,614 Iris, where are you? Iris, tell me you're OK. 661 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,962 Just start the upload. 662 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:35,705 I ca... I can't. 663 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:39,250 Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than you? 664 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,168 You don't know what's happening out there. 665 01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,462 These videos, they... they fuck people up. 666 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,006 Do it. 667 01:14:45,838 --> 01:14:46,966 Do it. 668 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,926 I...I can't. I can't do it. 669 01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:52,430 - Do it. - I can't. I can't do it. 670 01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:55,516 Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than you? 671 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:56,809 You don't understand what's happening. 672 01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:59,270 - Jesus Christ! - Do it! 673 01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:01,814 Fuck, fuck! Stop! Wait, wait, OK. 674 01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,412 Stop, stop. I'll do it. 675 01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,627 Fuck. 676 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:22,752 Gonna go viral. This shit's gonna go viral. 677 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,505 This shit's gonna go viral. This shit's gonna go viral. 678 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,717 - This shit's gonna go viral. - Oh, fuck. What did I do? 679 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:33,137 What the fuck? What have I done? No. 680 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,598 - This shit's gonna go viral. - What is going... 681 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,642 This shit's gonna go viral. 682 01:15:38,289 --> 01:15:39,894 Jesus Christ! Stop, stop! 683 01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:42,063 - Stop it! - Gonna go viral! 684 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:45,107 This shit's gonna go viral! This shit's gonna go viral! 685 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,307 Gonna go viral! 48206

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