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Whoever heard of a heatwave
in the Arctic?
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Welcome
to the new normal.
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We're standing on a gigantic ice cap,
and it's 32 Fahrenheit.
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Welcome to the Arctic summer.
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Fahrenheit?
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Wait, did you just use that
antiquated Imperial measurement?
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Yeah, I did, Sweden.
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I'm from Norway, A-hole.
Not Sweden!
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YANKEE: Is there
any difference?
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You Americans! You're so out of
step with the rest of the world.
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You're a scientist,
for God's sake.
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Glaciologist.
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You two knob jockeys sound
like a couple of Sheilas.
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Let's get these core samples
and get back to the outpost.
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(DOGS BARKING)
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Guys, we hit something.
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- (WHIRRING)
- This is some mean ice.
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That's why they call it
the Old Cold!
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Yeah, well, I reckon just
increase the bit speed.
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Let's blast
right through it.
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Hey, guys?
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I'm getting a seismic spike
in the ice.
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Yeah, well, it's probably
just an isostatic rebound.
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(SCANNER BEEPS)
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Like hell, it is.
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I'm getting a big-ass
magnetic anomaly on my screen.
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Whatever it is, it's alive,
and it's big.
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There are no big life forms
that live in solid ice.
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Maybe the backscatter effect
brought up a rock formation.
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Yeah, and maybe
it's the Easter Bunny!
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This is not a rock,
and it sure as shit isn't the Easter Bunny.
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Dumbass!
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- (RUMBLING)
- (GRUNTS)
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(DOGS HOWLING)
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Check it out.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKING)
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Aussie!
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(DOGS BARKING)
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DUTCH: Aussie? Aussie?
Aussie, do you copy?
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(CREATURE GROWLS)
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DUTCH:
What the hell?
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- What...
- Get it out! Get it out!
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Come on, get it out. Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on, Yank!
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- (YELLS)
- No! No!
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- (SCREAMING)
- Yankee!
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Yank!
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(YANKEE'S SCREAMING ECHOES)
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Yank?
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No.
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No!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GROANING)
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No!
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(CHIMING)
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(ALARM BLARES)
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Really, Gummer?
A motion detector?
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Perfection.
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Man alive,
it's hot as balls out there!
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Hands where I can
see them, partner.
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Oh, gee-whiz, Gummer!
You know who I am!
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It's me,
Special Agent Dalkwed.
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Do it, Agent Dickweed.
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Are you threatening
a federal officer?
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That all depends, Taxman.
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Sticks and stones.
Is that a pellet gun, Gummer?
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You bet
your sweet ass it is!
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Oh, since when
do you play with toys?
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Since none of your damn business.
You armed?
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Of course, I'm armed.
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All Special Agents with the
United States Treasury are armed.
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You know that.
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Special Agent!
You're a bean counter.
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This here is private property
in an open-carry state.
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And you wouldn't happen to
have any financial interest
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in said property,
now would you?
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Nope! Go slap a lien
somewhere else.
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Already have.
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Hey.
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I see you've changed teams.
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Hmm?
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No, just hats!
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Well,
it was a miracle the Cubbies won that series.
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And frankly, Gummer,
that's what you're gonna need,
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a miracle.
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'Cause right now,
your ass is in my hands.
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Your point, Dickweed?
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Your tax position has been
deemed frivolous by the IRS
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and your property has hereby
been seized.
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What? You can't!
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I can, and I did!
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The IRS owns you, Gummer,
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until such time as we can arrange for
confiscation of any and all items
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deemed suitable
for government auction.
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You parasitic son of a bitch!
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Yeah, your...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Your well-endowed battery of firearms
might raise enough to make a dent
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in your failure to file
penalties and interest.
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I detect the odorous stench of Schadenfreude,
Agent Dickweed!
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I will see you in court!
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In court? Oh. Oh, no!
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We're way
past that, Gummer.
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Way past.
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Out of here!
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Goodbye, Gummer.
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And don't let the door dislodge
that poker up your ass!
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Oh, I'll be really careful.
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- TRAVIS: Another satisfied customer?
- What?
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Did you miss me?
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Yeah, like a boil on my ass.
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I see you got
the supply req.
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Oh, yeah. That eighth text
was a charm.
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"Hey, welcome home,
sonny boy!"
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"Oh, good to see you."
"How long's it been?"
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"Four or five weeks?" "Okay.
How'd the video shoot go?"
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Fascist jackals!
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Ooh, Government plates.
That can't be good.
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Let me guess. IRS?
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They've got no right to waltz in
here and seize a man's property.
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Come on, Burt. You've been flipping off
the Feds longer than Wesley Snipes.
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That's got to be a record.
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This is the very thing that
sparked the Boston Tea Party.
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BOTH: No taxation
without representation!
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It's a good thing Jodi decided to
stay at that law firm in Reno, huh?
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- Lets you squat here?
- Nobody's squatting.
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I'm managing the store now.
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Really? Congratulations.
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And I really love what
you've done with the place.
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You really put the hyphen back
in anal-retentive. Jeez.
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I can do
without the sarcasm, son.
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Oh, come on, Burt.
Don't be hurt.
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All right, now that I'm back,
let's hit that reset button, huh?
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Put some fresh content
up on YouTube,
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try and resurrect
that Bull's-Eye Brand.
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Not doing prepper videos anymore.
My director quit on me.
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No, he didn't.
He's right here.
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I just had a small
mental health break.
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What's up with that hat?
Wait a minute.
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You change teams?
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No, just hats!
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Take it easy, Burt.
Look, I know you hate taking direction,
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and my style's way too
improvisational for you, okay?
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Lord, you're giving me
a headache.
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Come on, Burt, meet me
in the middle.
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Make sure you put $5
in that cash box.
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For what?
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That beer
doesn't come free.
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You're closing up?
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00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,265
Dude, it's not
Miller time yet.
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You can't find your beach.
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Time for some shut-eye.
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Since when do you "shut-eye"
in the middle of the afternoon?
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Since you showed up!
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You wonder why I go
to strip clubs!
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What the hell happened here?
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Something attacked them
from under the ice.
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It can't be!
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(ROARS)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(GROANING)
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Chang's.
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(SCREAMS)
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Yo, Burt! What's up?
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Calisthenics.
Feel free to join in.
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I think I'll pass.
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You wanna earn your keep,
go stock some shelves.
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I'd love to, but you've got
a phone call.
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Take a message.
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I tried,
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but there's a lady
holding on the line,
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who's got a very sexy
phone voice, by the way.
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She told me to tell you
that they've got, uh...
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I can't read my writing.
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What does that word... What does that say?
That she's got, uh...
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- Graboids? Where?
- Mr. Gummer?
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Affirmative. Who's this?
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Dr. Rita Sims. I'm calling
from Nunavut Province, Canada.
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We're 67 degrees north.
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- That's the Canadian Arctic.
- Yes, it is.
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I'm the station leader of an
international research team.
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We're based at Boîte Canyon.
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How'd you get this number?
You from the government?
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Is she hot?
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Well, I have an associate
familiar with your work.
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I think your associate must
be half a bubble off plumb.
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That was my first reaction,
but she's actually very bright.
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She knows a lot
about Graboid mythology.
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Graboids are no myth,
but they're a desert phenomenon.
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I think this is a colossal time suck,
Miss, uh...
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Dr. Sims.
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Graboids do not and cannot
exist in the Arctic, Dr. Sims!
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- Impossible.
- Ask her if she's hot.
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Improbable but not impossible.
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- Who's this?
- This is Valerie.
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First, let me say that,
as a major Graboid enthusiast,
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I have admired your work
for years. Here's what I know.
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Graboids are subterranean
worm-like predator
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unlike any other life form cataloged
in Earth's genetic or fossil record.
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When fully grown,
a Graboid can reach up
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to 10 meters in length
and weigh up to 20 tons.
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Their semi-rigid internal structure
is covered by a leathery carapace.
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They're daytime hunters
and have no eyes,
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but what's most fascinating to
me about their predatory acuity
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is that it's based
on vibration.
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Go on. I'm listening.
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They have a massive black armored
beak and two hooked mandibles,
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one on either side
of their jaw.
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The species is Precambrian and have
long and powerful snake-like tentacles,
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which can reach three meters
to ensnare their prey.
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If you'd like,
I can give you the 411
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on the morphological
subspecies
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known as the Ass Blaster
a.k.a. Mexicana Combustus.
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You're a treasure-trove of
Graboidology, Miss, but I...
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You've hunted and killed them on two
different continents, Mr. Gummer.
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That's why I insisted
that we call.
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But why are you so sure
this is a Graboid attack?
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The kill site
has all the telltale signs.
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Except for location.
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I don't know.
Call it a gut feeling, intuition.
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We need your help, Mr. Gummer,
and we need it ASAP!
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Think of the adventure,
Graboids in the Arctic.
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This could be
a whole new ballgame.
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Batter up!
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(CHUCKLES) Yes.
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You never asked
if she was hot!
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(ROOSTER CROWS)
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- Where are you going?
- Round two! I'm coming with.
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Request denied.
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What?
Come on, here, stop being Burt for a minute,
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and logic this thing out
with me.
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This is our chance to revive
Burt Gummer's Bull's-Eye Brand,
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get you free
of the taxman, dude!
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Let's be honest. You've got
a lot of red in your ledger.
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My financial status
is none of your damn beeswax.
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And you'll just be
in the way.
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Oh, like I was
in South Africa? Huh?
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That was a one-off!
Nothing more.
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You're looking at this through the wrong
end of the telescope here, friend.
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What about your legacy, huh?
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What about it?
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Do you know of any other
Graboid hunters out there?
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Uh, I don't.
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I know, you know,
Bigfoot hunters... No!
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00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,663
You're Burt Gummer.
You're a one-off!
246
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,705
Come on, man, teach me!
Pay it forward.
247
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,505
Oh, I'm not
dead yet.
248
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,134
I know, and I'm not interested in
talking about your mortality, either,
249
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,553
but think about it.
Who's gonna fill your shoes
250
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,382
when you can no longer outrun
or outgun these beasts, huh?
251
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,217
I've got to
tell you something.
252
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,182
Burt Gummer's got
some big-ass shoes to fill.
253
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,058
Size 12s.
254
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,098
I've seen you
in the locker room.
255
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,146
And you're my heir apparent.
Is that it?
256
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,772
You already led me through
one Graboid gauntlet.
257
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,281
- There's a lot you still don't know.
- Exactly my point.
258
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,489
Learning can be fun!
Rosetta Stone me, dawg.
259
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,372
It was a decent enough
combat primer.
260
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,324
Hell, yeah, it was!
I was your wingman.
261
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,205
Wingman?
More like wingnut!
262
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,994
Come on, that's...
263
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,500
That's a little harsh,
I think.
264
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,590
(SIGHS)
265
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,875
Damn it!
266
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,551
Are you willing
to follow orders?
267
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,807
I mean,
sometimes, I don't...
268
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,637
Look, the most important
six inches on the battlefield
269
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,687
are between your ears.
You got that?
270
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,608
I'd like to think I have more.
I think I'm 6.5.
271
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,360
Don't crack wise
with me.
272
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,854
Sir, yes, sir!
273
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,064
And have you filled out
274
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:18,698
the requisite non-resident
special exemption RCMP-5590 form?
275
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,861
Sir...
276
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:24,659
- What?
- The RCMP-5590 form!
277
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,246
For that firearm you're planning
on bringing into Canada.
278
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,372
No.
279
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:34,255
Well, then you better download
one and fill it out pronto.
280
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,628
Grab your arctic gear.
281
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,381
Man!
282
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,309
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
283
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,330
Welcome to
the Great White North, eh!
284
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,117
Otherwise known
as Nowheresville.
285
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,833
You're about 1,000 miles
north of there.
286
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,331
You're somewhere
between, uh,
287
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,501
Ain't-Never-Been
and Don't-Wanna-Go.
288
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,673
TRAVIS: Where are
all the glaciers?
289
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:22,592
Melting.
Sled dog unemployment's at an all-time high.
290
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,560
How much longer
till we're there?
291
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,852
Not far.
Just around the bend.
292
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,228
Where's your GPS?
293
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,519
You're in the Arctic Circle.
294
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,694
Satellites up here
are more miss than hit.
295
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,368
But don't worry.
It's all up here.
296
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,369
That's reassuring.
297
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,451
How is it back there,
Mr. Gummer?
298
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,413
My seismic vibration monitor
is completely useless.
299
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,626
Yeah, well, you can log in to the
inter-Web when we get you on station.
300
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:57,377
- Peachy.
- Hey, I'm a big fan of your series.
301
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:02,469
I loved that episode on dried
meats and insects as proteins.
302
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,143
I see you're smuggling home-brew
grain alcohol into dry territory.
303
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:11,478
Well, the local tribal
authority are a bit blue-nosed,
304
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,526
so I'm forced to bring it
in under the radar.
305
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,070
Don't ask, don't tell, right?
306
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,229
BURT: Yeah.
307
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,692
(SCREECHING)
308
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,987
Travis!
309
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,158
I see it.
310
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,410
- It can't be.
- It is.
311
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,250
- It is what?
- We got a hostile aerial incursion.
312
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,664
What's your altitude?
313
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,082
1,400 feet.
314
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:41,549
I suggest you take evasive action
and put this plane on the ground.
315
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,510
Ass Blasters in the Arctic?
316
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,967
(SCREECHING)
317
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,021
They're keying in
on your engine!
318
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,308
- Yeah, they're heat seekers.
- Who's they?
319
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,439
BOTH: Ass Blasters!
320
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,984
(CREATURE SCREECHING)
321
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,446
- Bird strike.
- We've lost the engine.
322
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,698
- (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
- No shit, Sherlock!
323
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,037
Get this down! Now!
324
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,374
Stand by for some chop!
325
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,210
Does that mean crash?
326
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,633
(LAUGHS)
Gravity never loses!
327
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,462
The best we can hope for
is a draw!
328
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,632
- Brace for impact!
- Impact? What impact?
329
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,854
(ALL GRUNTING)
330
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,077
(PANTS) And we're here!
331
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,576
Whoa. We're so
out of here!
332
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,003
(GRUNTS)
333
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,173
Oh, no.
334
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,602
Here they come,
the men in black.
335
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,491
Well, well, well!
What do we have here?
336
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,284
Tom and Jerry?
337
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,203
Frick and Frack?
338
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,709
No, more like
Butch and Sundance.
339
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,040
Starsky and Hutch.
340
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,668
Do I smell alcohol?
341
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,547
My bird runs on bio-fuel.
342
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,051
And you're bootlegging moonshine
into a First Nations territory?
343
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,347
That is a big time no-no!
344
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,054
You don't mind if we help ourselves now,
do you?
345
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,724
Well, there's a matter
of payment, eh?
346
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,389
Put it on my tab.
347
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,311
BURT: And who might
you be?
348
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,904
I'm your next-door neighbor
349
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,826
while you're up here
on your little worm hunt.
350
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,327
But there's no welcome mat on my doorstep,
so tread lightly.
351
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,376
A piece of advice, Mr. Gummer.
352
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,831
You stay out of my way
and pay your taxes.
353
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,958
Consider yourself
properly warned.
354
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,886
Do I know you?
355
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,342
I don't know. Do you?
356
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,177
Since we're neighbors,
here's some neighborly advice.
357
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,893
Beat a retreat until I get
this area cleared out.
358
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,776
Retreat? Hell, no. We're just
getting started up here.
359
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,395
Then find a safe place
to hunker down.
360
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,693
Consider yourself
properly warned.
361
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,280
You know that skid mark?
362
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,948
What can you tell me
about him?
363
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,950
MAC: Well, rumor has it
he's up here working
364
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,377
on some Area 51 stuff.
365
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,631
Some joint US-Canadian
turd factory
366
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,419
being developed by Harpo...
Darpo...
367
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,882
You mean DARPA?
368
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,176
That's the one! Know them?
369
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,888
Yeah, they're the acronym
for evil.
370
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,104
(GRUNTS)
371
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,109
You must be Valerie?
372
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,113
At your service. And thanks
for answering our SOS.
373
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,198
Yeah, my call sign,
these days.
374
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,621
This is Aklark.
He's our resident local boy.
375
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,083
Hey, Mac. I saw you came in
a bit hectic there, huh?
376
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,084
Yeah, just a little bit.
377
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,750
Did you guys just come
from Burning Man, or...
378
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,211
How's it, Mr. Burt?
379
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,756
Wow! They even know you
in Canada!
380
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,463
You failed to tell me
about the AB infestation.
381
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,507
- We have Ass Blasters?
- Yeah.
382
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,266
It ain't a polar bear, girl.
383
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,135
Mom and Dad aren't
gonna believe it.
384
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,219
"Mom and Dad"?
385
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,938
Here's a blast from the past,
Mr. Gummer.
386
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,516
I'm Val
and Rhonda's daughter.
387
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,233
No! Val and Rhonda from
the OG Graboid apocalypse?
388
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,613
Crazy, huh?
You must be Travis.
389
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,864
I am.
390
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,911
Uh... I kind of lost track of
your parents over the years.
391
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,285
It's okay. They're easy to lose track of,
especially Val.
392
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,416
Let's get you back to the station.
Everybody's waiting.
393
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,169
He's not
the keeping-in-touch type.
394
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:26,329
Come on.
395
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,888
Ah, bam!
396
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,965
Dang!
397
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,805
Aw, man!
398
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,552
(GRUNTS)
399
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,923
(PANTING)
400
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,722
I see you've come up north
loaded for bear, Mr. Burt.
401
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,562
Yeah, BSA.303. Nice.
402
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,193
It'll kill most varmints.
403
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,524
Yeah, well, for the varmints
we're hunting,
404
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,532
that's like shooting a
slingshot at a Sherman tank.
405
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,827
I thought it'd be colder than
a reindeer's ball bag up here.
406
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,161
We're in the middle
of an Arctic heat wave,
407
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,330
which has greatly accelerated
the snow melt.
408
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,124
Hell, I'm hotter
than a 50 cal on full auto!
409
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,707
Mr. Gummer,
glad you could make it.
410
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,296
Welcome to the Boîte Canyon
Arctic Research Station
411
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,295
or, like we used to call it,
science at the edge of the world.
412
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,919
You must be, uh,
Dr. Rita Sims?
413
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,216
- Good to meet you.
- Yeah.
414
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,467
This is Dr. Ferezze.
415
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,506
- Charles Ferezze.
- Doc.
416
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,092
How was your flight in?
417
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,429
Well, let's just say, uh,
we hit some chop.
418
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,890
We blew the engine.
419
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,980
Actually, we came
under Ass Blaster attack,
420
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:15,318
and during the ensuing aerial dogfight,
the engine was blown.
421
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,482
- An Ass Blaster?
- Yeah.
422
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,237
Blew the engine?
423
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,244
But you have to fly me back
to Montreal so I can report
424
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,869
to the powers that be about
the recent turn of events.
425
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,293
Well, they'll just have to wait till
I get this puppy airborne again.
426
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,170
I can't stay here
one more minute!
427
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,342
Excuse me. I've got
an engine to fix.
428
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,676
- DR. FEREZZE: Excuse me.
- (LAUGHS)
429
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,298
Dr. Ferezze, he startles
at the drop of a feather.
430
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,341
I'm sorry.
We haven't met yet.
431
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,931
BURT: Oh, Travis Welker,
my, uh...
432
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,847
My wing, uh...
Wingman.
433
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,185
Thank you for coming.
434
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:54,106
I've got to go inside,
get the lay of the land.
435
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,023
Sunset at 3:48 a.m.
436
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,360
Well, it's the Land of the Midnight Sun,
Mr. Welker.
437
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:05,372
Are you saying that the sun
is never going down on me?
438
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,869
Well, it's never gonna go
below the horizon,
439
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,368
if that's what you're asking.
440
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,462
RITA: We sent a three-man drill
team to the glacial field
441
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,672
about a half a day
up mountain from here.
442
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,508
You have three KIA?
443
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,047
Killed in action.
444
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,133
Whoa, that's a big
10-4, good buddy.
445
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,928
- Name's Swackhamer.
- Swackhamer.
446
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,800
I hammered-and-nailed
this place together.
447
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,977
You need to know anything,
I'm your guy.
448
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:32,440
There's two that we can verify dead,
one assumed dead.
449
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,233
Verified? How?
450
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,568
Well, from the kill site.
451
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,237
Rita and her crew managed
to recover a severed head,
452
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,781
a partially eaten pelvis,
and a half-eaten testicle.
453
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,985
How do you recover
a half-eaten testicle?
454
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,871
Now, where's all
the snow, Dr. Sims?
455
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,621
This year in particular has been one
of the warmest on record up here.
456
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,460
Meet Hart Hansen, Mr. Gummer.
457
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,755
He's a PhD in Geomorphology from
the University of Cambridge.
458
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,711
Ah, yeah, airplane boy.
459
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,923
It's an RC. Kind of a hobby.
460
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,759
It's actually a habit, um...
461
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,308
Okay, it's
an addiction. Anyway,
462
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,760
it's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Gummer.
463
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,265
I'm sure you'll find
that Boîte Canyon
464
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,517
is a very unique
geological phenomenon.
465
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,978
VALERIE:
This perennially frozen tundra is interrupted
466
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,606
for approximately 10 square
kilometers by thawed soil.
467
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,109
Thawed? It's bone dry
out there.
468
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,156
The Meltwater Hot Springs
are a pleasant symptom
469
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,700
of geothermal heat, which warms the
Earth from deep beneath the land
470
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,902
that we're standing on.
471
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,157
That explains the ABs.
472
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,533
Ass Blasters!
473
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,035
(ALL LAUGHING)
474
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,205
- Ass Blasters...
- You think this is funny?
475
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:39,628
These creatures are no joke.
They are all-go, no-quit killing machines.
476
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,210
Now, I'm sorry for the loss
of your friends,
477
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,591
but if you don't do exactly
as I say,
478
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,757
they won't be the last
to die around here.
479
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,096
Not funny, Mr. Gummer.
We get it.
480
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,103
The permafrost at a higher
elevation is melting,
481
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:56,516
so the tundra is more easily breached.
Ergo, Graboids.
482
00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:01,063
You're telling me melting ice
caps and warmer temperatures
483
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,200
are causing this, uh,
Graboid Arctic stampede?
484
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,988
Kind of, but there's more.
485
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,662
(SCOFFS) Enlighten me.
Why here?
486
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,788
Evolution, Mr. Gummer.
487
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,207
There's one thing
Nature has taught us,
488
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,036
and that's life can expand
into new territories.
489
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,836
Maybe these are
the first Graboids.
490
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,374
- Yeah, like pre-Precambrian.
- VALERIE: Exactly.
491
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:25,174
And maybe they migrated south millions,
maybe even billions of years ago
492
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,926
and evolved into
a desert creature.
493
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,974
And now, after countless
giga-annum lying dormant in ice...
494
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,346
They've awakened.
495
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:35,062
(SIGHS) Come on, this sounds
like a bunch of sassafras!
496
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,515
It does sound sassafrassy!
497
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,269
Dr. Sims, a word?
498
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,195
(WHIRRING)
499
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,946
How much longer?
500
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,157
(WHIRRING STOPS)
501
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,908
I've got to cold-stitch the intake manifold,
rebuild the carb.
502
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,284
Look, if you don't get this
clunker in the air soon, I'll...
503
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,869
You'll what, Mr. Freeze?
504
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:03,292
Ferezze. Dr. Charles Ferezze.
505
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,931
What is it?
506
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,139
DARPA.
507
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,477
(WHISPERS)
What are they doing here?
508
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,357
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
509
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,826
- Oh, them?
- Shh!
510
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,447
Yes, them.
511
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,872
What's your association
with them?
512
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,909
They're our
research neighbors.
513
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,829
Why are we whispering?
They can't hear us.
514
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,755
When did they arrive?
515
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,425
They arrived a couple
of months ago.
516
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,962
They're working on some
US-Canadian project.
517
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,172
It's very hush-hush.
518
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,632
(CHUCKLES)
519
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,259
Why? What?
520
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,928
Bio-weapons is what.
521
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,981
I'll bet you a dollar to a
donut hole we've zeroed in
522
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,641
on DARPA's testing ground.
523
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,485
You think that
our research neighbors
524
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,647
are breeding these creatures
as bio-weapons?
525
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,324
Bingo! This is
the killing ground,
526
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,151
and you're the guinea pigs.
527
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,948
I think you're reaching.
528
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:18,041
It's a verifiable fact that
DARPA started training dolphins
529
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,960
as bomb-carriers
during Vietnam.
530
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:26,208
More lately, they've been outed
for weaponizing cyborg insects.
531
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,134
No, ma'am, I wouldn't put anything
past these black-hat Mengeles.
532
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,849
We got Ass Blasters on campus!
533
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,977
Dr. Ferezze is out there
with that thing.
534
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,814
Oh, Lord. That guy's
turned into a real ass-ache.
535
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,652
What's the 20 on that AB?
536
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,820
(THUDS ON ROOF)
537
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,577
That flaming sphincter
is on the roof!
538
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,165
(CREATURE ROARS)
539
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,255
Eyes! We need
eyes on that roof!
540
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,923
I'm bringing up
the roof cam!
541
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,837
(THUDDING)
542
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,433
(STATIC)
543
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,191
All right, listen up!
544
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,278
If there are Ass Blasters on station,
Graboids aren't far behind.
545
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,571
They respond to seismic vibrations,
so everyone stay still.
546
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,666
Dr. Ferezze. Just the man
I wanted to see.
547
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,623
The bodies, or what's left of them,
are ready for transport.
548
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,172
When you have a minute,
we need to go through the details again.
549
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,758
We've been through it.
It was an apparent Graboid attack.
550
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:55,964
Graboid?
551
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,219
- (SCREECHES)
- (GROANING)
552
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,061
(WHIMPERING)
553
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,766
(SCREAMING)
554
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,697
(CREATURE SCREECHING)
555
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,154
- Locked and loaded.
- (COCKS GUN)
556
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,835
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
557
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:41,808
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
558
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,778
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
559
00:33:58,495 --> 00:33:59,531
(WHIMPERING)
560
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,282
(CREATURE SCREECHING)
561
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,409
(STATIC)
562
00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,495
That thing just took down
our comms tower.
563
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,254
- We've got no talk.
- (DEVICES BEEPING)
564
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,956
Our data-link
and NetCam are down, too.
565
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,837
BURT: How'd that
ass-wipe get out there?
566
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:17,591
Now I've got to save his sorry butt!
I'm going outside.
567
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,557
(WHIMPERING)
568
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,479
(SCREECHING)
569
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,319
(WHISPERS) You ever seen
an Ass Blaster before?
570
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,900
- Nope.
- Yeah.
571
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,158
This is a first.
572
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:44,489
They're pretty cool, actually,
but they're mean, and they stink.
573
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,033
I had a boyfriend
like that once.
574
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:53,755
You single?
575
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,875
Are you trying
to get sweet with me?
576
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,673
- Definitely.
- It's not gonna work.
577
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,561
(SCREECHING)
578
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,984
(SCREAMING)
579
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:16,570
(GUN FIRING)
580
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,235
(SCREAMING)
581
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,413
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
582
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,953
Doc! Doc!
583
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,119
Doc! Grow a spine, huh?
584
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,494
Look at me.
585
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,330
I have balls of steel.
Say it!
586
00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:36,757
I have balls of steel.
587
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,880
My balls
are stainless steel!
588
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,629
My balls
are stainless steel!
589
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:45,675
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!
590
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,562
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!
591
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,973
Right! You put this on.
592
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,393
- Yes.
- It'll hide your heat signature, huh?
593
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,771
Now, look. You stick with me
like a shadow. You hear that?
594
00:35:58,865 --> 00:35:59,855
Yes.
595
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,111
Now, put that dick
back in your pants
596
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,864
- and do what I do, right?
- Yes, sir.
597
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:04,989
- Roger?
- Roger.
598
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,912
- Roger that. Let's go.
- Okay.
599
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:14,002
Come on, soldier.
Hoods up!
600
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,883
(GROANS)
601
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,591
(GRUNTS)
602
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,264
(GROANING)
603
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,472
(IMITATES BURT)
604
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:38,940
(GROANING)
605
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,271
(IMITATES BURT)
606
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,284
What the hell?
607
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,459
(CREATURE ROARS)
608
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,831
Suck on this, bird brain!
609
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,508
- (CREATURE SCREECHES)
- (GROANS)
610
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,391
TRAVIS: Go away, sucker!
611
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,679
(MACHINES BEEPING)
612
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,017
(MUMBLES)
613
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,020
(SNIFFS)
614
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,612
(DISTORTED) How are you
feeling, Mr. Gummer?
615
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,439
(GROANS)
616
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:09,485
What's going on?
617
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,779
- You just had surgery.
- What?
618
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,699
Arthroscopic surgery.
To remove a mondo tapeworm
619
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,289
that was causing a cluster-fete
in your intestines.
620
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,749
I know. Gross, huh?
621
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,465
Oregon State.
Corvallis, right?
622
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,755
Yup. Go Beavers!
623
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,388
You know, my dad's been
telling me stories about you
624
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,340
since I could bounce
on his knee and...
625
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,721
I still can't believe
Val McKee's your father!
626
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,270
He's more of a dad, really.
627
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,975
- Crazy uncle, actually.
- (SCOFFS)
628
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,435
Wild, huh?
629
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,977
Your father was the most brilliant
underachiever I ever met.
630
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,776
Yeah. That's what Mom
always says.
631
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,191
He always told me
what a hard-ass you were.
632
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,742
- I mean, are.
- (CHUCKLES)
633
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,237
Oh, no way. No way!
Are those...
634
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,452
Graboid skin? Yeah.
Dad made them for Mom.
635
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,744
She handed them down to me.
Pretty indestructible.
636
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,041
What are you doing up here?
637
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,674
Internship. I'm doing my Masters
in Mathematical Geosciences.
638
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,668
How are you feeling, Burt?
639
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,594
Speaking of underachievers.
640
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:14,096
I am as strong as a fifth of whiskey,
Wingman.
641
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,599
Really? 'Cause you looked slower
than the Mississippi out there.
642
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,186
Where's my munitions,
my combat vest, my clothes, huh?
643
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,687
To your left.
644
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,526
(GRUNTS)
645
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,573
Well, feel better,
Mr. Gummer.
646
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,492
All right. Thank you,
Miss McKee.
647
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,204
You can call me Val.
648
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,245
What's going on
with you, Burt?
649
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,501
It's not like you to take
a knee on the field.
650
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,041
(WHISPERS)
We need to talk.
651
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,219
Where'd you get that HK91?
652
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,561
Mr. Gummer?
653
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,686
There's something
that you need to see.
654
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,996
(BEEPING)
655
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,054
The water levels dropped 15 centimeters
since our last measurement.
656
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,604
The samples have detected a new
chemical element in the soil gas.
657
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,898
Can you determine
what it is?
658
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,196
Uh... The computer's
reading it as HCO2H.
659
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:56,739
Formic acid?
660
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,403
Yeah.
661
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,868
Yeah, and it's a highly
concentrated dose.
662
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,534
The acidity in the pH
is off the charts.
663
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,705
(RUMBLING)
664
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,798
What the hell was that?
665
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:25,730
You hear that?
666
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:43,999
(GRUNTS)
667
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,206
(CREATURE GROWLS)
668
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,250
- Get out! Get out now!
- (GUNS FIRING)
669
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,839
(SCREAMING)
670
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,639
What the hell?
671
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,770
(SCREAMING)
672
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,329
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
673
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,385
What is it?
674
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,730
You've been infected,
Mr. Gummer,
675
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:51,308
by what appears to be a
parasitic organism that is
676
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,899
quite hostile and has
an extremely slow gestation.
677
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,854
(CREATURE GROWLING)
678
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,568
What's the bad news?
679
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,948
Well, unfortunately, it secretes a
neurotoxin at a certain maturation,
680
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,328
killing the host.
681
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,491
Killing the host?
You mean, Burt being the host?
682
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,043
(CREATURE GROWLING)
683
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,000
We've identified the toxin as
originating from a Graboid.
684
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:17,338
TRAVIS: A Graboid?
685
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,006
- What...
- Just indulge me.
686
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,135
Blood behind the eye caused
by cerebral inflammation.
687
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,765
Advanced stage.
It's not good.
688
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,896
You're gonna need antibodies.
689
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,440
Well, how do we get them?
690
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,517
From a Graboid.
691
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,862
Maybe we can get one
to stop by the blood bank.
692
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,117
TRAVIS: How the hell did you
get infected by a Graboid?
693
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:46,617
(ROARS)
694
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,373
(CREATURE GROWLING)
695
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,000
I was in the belly
of the beast.
696
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,053
Okay, so we kill a Graboid.
We get it done.
697
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,213
I got this, Burt.
698
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:07,305
The antibodies need to be extracted
from a live Graboid to be viable.
699
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,435
A live Graboid?
700
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,726
Mission: Impossible.
701
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,984
You plan on throwing a lasso
over its neck?
702
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,988
If you'll excuse me,
I need to do a perimeter sweep.
703
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,862
I don't think you understand
the urgency of your condition.
704
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,114
Don't let the urgent get in
the way of the important.
705
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,117
(CREATURE GROWLS)
706
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,624
Your body is failing,
Mr. Gummer.
707
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:33,869
Bullshit! I want
a second opinion.
708
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,750
Yeah, I know that's all macho
and everything, Burt,
709
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,547
but I happen to care
about your health!
710
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:39,090
Go care someplace else.
711
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,967
That's a dick thing to say.
712
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,133
No bad seed
shall go unpunished!
713
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,354
- (SNARLS)
- (ALL GASP)
714
00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,361
Get it off of me!
715
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,611
- (CREATURE SNARLS)
- (DR. D CRYING)
716
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,781
BURT: Hang on.
717
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,283
Please don't let go!
718
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,653
- BURT: Hold on!
- Don't let go!
719
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,995
- My God!
- Please, don't let go!
720
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,413
- Please, don't let go.
- I got you.
721
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,665
- Hold me! Hold me!
- Shit! I got you.
722
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,039
No!
723
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,294
(SCREAMING)
724
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,556
All right!
Block that window!
725
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,930
Okay, everyone,
buckle your chinstraps
726
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,649
and pack a meat sandwich!
We are under attack.
727
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,647
Secure all doors and windows!
728
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,486
DR. FEREZZE: Well,
this is just great.
729
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,940
We're under attack by a
hostile underground life form.
730
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,904
We're all going to die!
731
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,615
Listen to me, Doc.
732
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,241
Take a couple of
tablespoons of cement
733
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,702
and harden the hell up, huh?
734
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,869
Okay, look, anybody
with a weapon, load it up.
735
00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:00,210
We have the sharp end of the stick.
Whatever you got, use it!
736
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,170
Easy, there, cowgirl!
737
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,095
I can't get this seismic
vibration monitor working.
738
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,093
Our data-link and NetCam
are down, Mr. Gummer.
739
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,266
Yeah, the Ass Blaster tore our
comms tower apart last night.
740
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,388
Can you fix it?
741
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,595
Swackhamer's been working on it all morning,
but...
742
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,103
The HF antenna's totally destroyed.
Coax has been severed.
743
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,433
The grid pack dish
is totally shot.
744
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,234
All right, how long
will it take to fix?
745
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,482
- A day, at least.
- All right.
746
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,272
Iridium satellite phone?
747
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,910
- Who took the sat phone?
- I saw Dr. Ferezze with it earlier.
748
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,154
Oh, Ferezze flew the coop.
749
00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:35,161
All right,
find him and get that sat phone to me ASAP!
750
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,951
It's our lifeline out of here.
We've got to call in Evac
751
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,707
and get these kids
someplace safe!
752
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,504
I can drop an elk
at 800 yards
753
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,297
and field dress it
in less than 30 minutes.
754
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:44,875
Maybe that'll pull you
out of your worry well.
755
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,426
We're up for this,
Mr. Gummer.
756
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,594
Copy that, Miss McKee.
757
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:52,383
We are flying blind.
Advantage, Graboid.
758
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,931
I was never properly briefed on
the lay of the land, Dr. Sims.
759
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:57,595
RITA: We are here.
760
00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:01,146
There are mountains to our
east, west, north, and south.
761
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,643
It's a true box canyon.
762
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,317
Total geographic isolation.
Déjà-freaking-vu!
763
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,317
This is the bunkhouses.
That's DARPA encampment.
764
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:12,110
The hangar's about 120 meters
to our direct front.
765
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,745
Aflac's down there.
766
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,405
It's Aklark!
767
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,126
Make yourself useful, Wingman.
Give the hangar a holler.
768
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,877
With what,
a cup and a string?
769
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,170
Use the walkie-talkie.
770
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,959
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
771
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:31,388
Yo, North Star One, this is
North Star Base. You copy?
772
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,720
You got Mac, North Star One.
Send your traffic. Over.
773
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,885
Look, shut it down now,
all right?
774
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,601
Stop all work
and stay inside.
775
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,315
- What's this?
- A road.
776
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,939
You mean washboard.
The road's out.
777
00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,646
Landslide last winter.
It's totally impassable.
778
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,486
This whole base is like
open range for a Graboid.
779
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,450
Wait a second.
You're telling me
780
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,620
we're smack dab in the middle
of a kill zone and no way out?
781
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,983
(WIND HOWLING)
782
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,126
(RUMBLING)
783
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:06,877
Everybody freeze!
784
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,188
(RUMBLING STOPS)
785
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:24,266
(RATTLING)
786
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,350
(WHISPERS) Valerie.
787
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,242
(WHISPERING)
I think it's leaving.
788
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:39,781
No.
789
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:43,539
It's caught wind of
another vibration.
790
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,287
Something's moving.
791
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:47,497
Or someone.
792
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,340
(SHUSHES)
793
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,847
I can't find Dr. Ferezze
in the bunkhouse.
794
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,349
That cheese-dick
gone AWOL again?
795
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:02,137
Oh!
796
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:10,395
Jeez.
797
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,192
Dr. Ferezze!
798
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:16,734
BURT: Hart, no!
799
00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:19,367
Back here! Don't follow
stupid with stupid.
800
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,423
Dr. Ferezze!
801
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,965
Come back, Dr. Ferezze!
802
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,299
(PANTING)
803
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:45,980
Dr. Ferezze,
where are you going?
804
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,398
Anywhere but here!
805
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,434
Just calm down and think,
Dr. Ferezze.
806
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,985
There's nowhere
for you to go!
807
00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,733
I'll take my chances.
808
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,614
- Hart!
- Here it comes!
809
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,616
Dr. Ferezze!
Please, don't do this!
810
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,285
Don't start the car!
811
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,452
- Please!
- Adiós, amigo.
812
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,086
Dr. Ferezze!
813
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,669
Shit!
814
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,808
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
815
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,982
(CREATURE SNARLS)
816
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,158
Damn, I don't have a shot!
817
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:41,407
(SCREAMING)
818
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:48,619
Dr. Ferezze!
819
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,255
(SCREAMING)
820
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:57,302
Inside! Everyone, now!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
821
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,348
This shit just got real!
822
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,976
I can't believe what that
thing did to Dr. Ferezze.
823
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,603
They just came out of hibernation and,
based on their body mass index,
824
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,350
those creatures
need to eat a lot.
825
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,318
- How many are there?
- It's impossible to tell
826
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,647
without my
seismic vibration monitor.
827
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,486
Well, we can't stay here.
828
00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:22,445
Copy that. We've got weapons,
but not enough for these bad boys.
829
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,245
The bigger the problem,
the bigger the hammer.
830
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,492
Yeah? What've you got
in mind?
831
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,575
There's a couple of cases
of dynamite in the hangar.
832
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,081
Petrol, tools, bear bangers,
odds and ends.
833
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:33,668
There's enough stuff to MacGyver a
bomb we can stuff down their throats!
834
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,503
Sounds like that's our FOB.
835
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:36,875
One problem.
836
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,586
The hangar's got a compacted
chip-stone floor.
837
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,342
Oh, come on, man.
They're gonna be like
838
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,843
sand sharks
bobbing for apples.
839
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,845
Yeah, and we'll be
the Granny Smiths.
840
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,219
This floor is 1.2 meters
above the ground,
841
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:48,929
supported by
a steel substructure.
842
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:51,522
Those things won't be able
to knock this place down.
843
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,020
Yeah, but it's only
a matter of time
844
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,023
before they come blasting through
the floor and eat our lunch.
845
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,696
I've got an idea.
The generator's in the hangar, right?
846
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,779
Yeah. Triple-phase power,
63-amp cables.
847
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:03,652
According to
these blueprints,
848
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,703
this hangar's got
a deep-pile foundation.
849
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:08,327
Yeah, steel caissons going
directly into the bedrock.
850
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:09,407
Drilled it myself.
851
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,960
You think you can re-route the power
so it goes to the steel caissons?
852
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,670
Are you saying
what I'm thinking?
853
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,089
What are you thinking
I'm saying?
854
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,462
I'm thinking that you're saying
that we shoot a dose of milliamps
855
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,384
straight into the groundwater
and create some kind of...
856
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,464
- Underground electrical fence.
- Exactly.
857
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,470
That's exactly what I'm saying
you're thinking. Can you do it?
858
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,767
I've done more with less.
859
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,095
Yeah, but if
it doesn't work, we die.
860
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:33,640
So what the hell, Burt?
Have you ever nailed Jell-O to a wall?
861
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:35,434
I'm not sure
how that's relevant.
862
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,519
It's relevant
because I did it.
863
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,105
And guess what? It stuck.
864
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,407
You know why?
Because everyone said I couldn't.
865
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,325
All right, I got it.
I got it!
866
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,988
And we've got a plan.
We're off to the hangar.
867
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,790
Teams of two.
Travis, you, and Dr. Sims.
868
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,495
Swackhamer, you're with me.
869
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,795
Wingman, we're gonna need
a diversion!
870
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,413
I'm on it.
871
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,170
I'm gonna pretend I didn't
just hear you leave me out
872
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,047
because I'm coming
on this worm hunt.
873
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,548
Elk hunter, huh?
Think you can bang on this short arm?
874
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:09,885
Piece of cake. You zero that scope
for distance or dangerous game?
875
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,513
- What do you think?
- Stupid question.
876
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,148
Mind if I tweak it for my
preferred point of impact?
877
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,733
Dad and I always zeroed our scopes
at 2.5 inches high at 100 yards.
878
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,106
Well, whatever floats
your boat.
879
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,658
You're on overwatch.
Take Vargas and go on the roof.
880
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:26,734
Roger that.
881
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,495
And hold on tight, huh?
She'll kick some!
882
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:30,655
Got you.
883
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,457
The gun or Vargas?
884
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,505
You feel up for this,
old man?
885
00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,707
I'm fine.
886
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,254
You make ready.
887
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:44,544
Okay, you ready,
Dr. Sims?
888
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,548
Oh, shit. Look what the cat
dragged in.
889
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:51,385
- Oh, good. You're here.
- Mr. Cutts.
890
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,604
I just lost my top scientist
at the Meltwater Hot Springs.
891
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:57,774
You just got in over your head
and had to punt, huh?
892
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,022
Your experiment's run amok.
893
00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:01,398
My experiment?
894
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:04,739
What, you think I'm actually
controlling these...
895
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,276
Yeah, but of course you would.
Your psych eval suggested as much.
896
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:09,987
You had me profiled?
897
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:13,623
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but this is not the Island of Dr. Moreau.
898
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,827
I'm not some kind of walking
ethical dumpster fire.
899
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,204
My mission here
is more elevated than that.
900
00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:23,709
Oh, yes. No DARPA skunk
works in the hopper, huh?
901
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:29,006
No bio-engineering perhaps?
A little Graboid gene-splicing?
902
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:32,308
You know, that's a good idea,
but bio-weapons are not my thing.
903
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,643
I'm here
with an engineering team
904
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,684
to assess the purity
of the groundwater
905
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:40,399
and to design an aquifer to move it out
of the Arctic and into civilization.
906
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,022
This is about water?
907
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,104
Water is the new oil,
and, as you may have noticed,
908
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:46,190
the Arctic has it
in abundance now.
909
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,240
It took just
one of those creatures
910
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,823
less than a minute to kill
my best scientist.
911
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,404
- (CREATURE GROWLS)
- (THUDDING)
912
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,741
Nobody move! Nobody move.
(SHUSHING)
913
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,080
(RUMBLING)
914
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,456
BURT: It's under
the floor.
915
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,378
Don't move.
916
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:05,754
Shh!
917
00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:08,510
Let me unload.
918
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:10,213
All right.
919
00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:12,424
Fire at will!
920
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,137
BURT: Yes!
921
00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:34,579
(SCREAMING)
922
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,664
(SNARLING)
923
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,504
(GROANING)
924
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,585
Help! Help me!
925
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,253
Here!
926
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,846
Help me! Help me!
927
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,594
(GROANING)
928
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,307
All right. Let's scoot
and shoot!
929
00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:03,641
What about us?
930
00:56:03,819 --> 00:56:06,027
Find high ground,
solid ground,
931
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,988
and whatever you do,
don't move!
932
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,283
BURT: North Star One
to North Star Hangar.
933
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:17,947
We are coming your way. Over.
934
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,457
Roger that, Mr. Gummer.
935
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,751
Sounds like
you stepped in it up there.
936
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,125
Affirmative. Time to dig in,
work together. Over.
937
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,041
Is it a hunting party?
938
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,754
Sure as hell
ain't no pony show!
939
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:34,513
All right, look,
I'm gonna lead it away from here.
940
00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,133
When I do, run!
941
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:51,982
Yeah!
942
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,696
Like a dog to a bone!
943
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:57,408
Bio-mechanics are so sexy!
944
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,089
(GRUNTING)
945
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,966
(ROARING)
946
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,443
To the hangar!
947
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,069
Come on!
948
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,578
(CREATURE ROARING)
949
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,501
Incoming! Three o'clock!
950
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,376
Oh, shit! Not another one!
951
00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:52,550
The truck!
952
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,510
- Swackhamer, get up!
- Yeah.
953
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,929
Come on! In the truck!
954
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,472
Come on!
955
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,402
That thing's got me
by the pants!
956
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:16,942
So take off your pants!
957
00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:18,735
100% no!
958
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:21,071
- Take off your pants, Rita!
- No!
959
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,490
- Take them off now, goddammit!
- No!
960
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,579
- Why?
- I'm not wearing any underwear!
961
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:35,961
(CREATURE GROWLS)
962
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,601
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
963
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,519
You're going commando
in the Arctic?
964
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,347
I don't wear underwear.
965
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:48,932
It's too restricting.
966
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,229
- I think I love you!
- Yeah?
967
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,111
- Hey, Hart?
- Yeah?
968
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,743
How many of those energy
drinks did you have today?
969
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:08,326
(CREATURE SNARLING)
970
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,085
Six, maybe seven.
971
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:11,708
I mean, could be eight.
972
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,335
Get ready to run, Wingman.
973
00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:18,048
We're executing
Diversion Tactic Two.
974
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,840
Okay, Hart. Time to take one
for the team.
975
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:24,972
Free Willy
and let the big dog eat.
976
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,732
Seriously? You want me
to drop trou?
977
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,234
Don't question my orders!
978
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,895
Now, you take out that disco stick,
and let it dance!
979
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,280
Okay. Don't anybody look.
980
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:43,445
Dude! We have bigger worms
to worry about!
981
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,409
Get ready to redeploy!
982
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,128
That boy's got game!
983
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,171
Fire at will!
984
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,167
(CREATURE ROARS)
985
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,849
- Preferably today!
- I'm trying!
986
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:13,396
Oh, come on! If you're gonna piss
like a puppy, stay on the porch.
987
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,436
(LAUGHING)
988
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:19,443
I'm no puppy, Mr. Gummer.
I'll tell you that.
989
01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:21,573
Gonna build me an ark!
990
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,391
We're clear to the hangar.
Go! Go! Go!
991
01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:55,312
(BOTH PANTING)
992
01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:59,653
(GROANING)
993
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,121
(CONTINUES GROANING)
994
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:15,878
Here, here! Take this!
995
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:31,268
Bad news, Val. Eleven o'clock!
996
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,895
That makes
the Graboid count two.
997
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:35,223
VARGAS: Yeah, two alive.
One dead.
998
01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,356
(GROANS)
999
01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,582
(GROANING)
1000
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,797
(GRUNTING)
1001
01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:14,020
(GUNSHOTS)
1002
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,515
(GROANS)
1003
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,277
Burt, you copy? Over?
1004
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,112
You there? Copy?
1005
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,655
Burt?
1006
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,374
Copy, Wingman.
1007
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,744
You doing okay?
1008
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:39,996
Why the hell wouldn't I be?
1009
01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:42,673
We're fighting
a Graboid apocalypse
1010
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,341
with a bunch of noncoms!
1011
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,718
Don't worry about me!
1012
01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:49,927
Just stick to
the mission objective.
1013
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,178
- (SNARLS)
- (GRUNTS)
1014
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,846
(GUNSHOTS)
1015
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:59,519
(EXHALES AND GROANS)
1016
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,353
We've got to get
one of those worms pronto!
1017
01:03:17,669 --> 01:03:20,537
Watch out!
It's headed your way!
1018
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,001
Incoming.
From the drill tower.
1019
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:26,759
Say a prayer, I'm gonna flip the
switch on this little cucarcha.
1020
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,347
One! Two!
1021
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:33,799
Three!
1022
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:35,722
Shit!
1023
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,553
(WHOOPING)
1024
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,230
Watch out!
1025
01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:54,744
(LAUGHING)
1026
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:59,162
It's working.
It's actually working!
1027
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,827
It can't get through.
1028
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:03,704
I told you I've done more
with less!
1029
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:07,754
Come on! Whoo! Yeah!
1030
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,595
How're you doing
out there, Burt?
1031
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:13,343
Talk to me.
1032
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,058
Burt, you're alive?
1033
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,559
You've never given up on
anything in your life, old man.
1034
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,481
Don't start now!
1035
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,440
You father
is very sick, Travis.
1036
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,323
He can't die. Not now.
Not on my watch.
1037
01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:33,116
This is his second
neuro-muscular collapse.
1038
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:39,490
(SIGHS) Come on, Travis.
1039
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,075
Man up.
1040
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,666
Okay, look, we capture
one of these things, right?
1041
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,042
How do we get
what we need?
1042
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:49,375
There should be a glandular
sac somewhere in the throat.
1043
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,298
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1044
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:55,340
Looks like Sally's testing our
underground electrical fence.
1045
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,723
Who's Sally?
1046
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,550
You named it?
1047
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,807
After an ex.
1048
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,064
Sally Soulsmasher.
1049
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,975
She was a dirty,
man-eating bitch
1050
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,735
who used to stick her nose
where it didn't belong.
1051
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,569
MAN:Everything okay
out there?
1052
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:16,243
SOLDIER: Copy that, sir.
Just locking the gate. All clear.
1053
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,496
VARGAS: Stop moving,
you idiot.
1054
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:21,244
(CREATURE ROARING)
1055
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,343
It's coming through the floor!
(GRUNTS)
1056
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,843
(GROANING)
1057
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:38,340
BURT: Wingman?
1058
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:40,183
Wingman, you there?
1059
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,432
Burt. How are you feeling?
1060
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:45,056
Fit as a butcher's dog.
1061
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:59,824
(CREATURE SCREECHING)
1062
01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,450
(SCREAMING)
1063
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,544
I'm coming your way, Wingman!
1064
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,821
Let's go, guys. Let's go.
Let's get to work.
1065
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:36,069
Swackhamer, start making
those bombs.
1066
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,368
- Look, Burt, we...
- Got to destroy these devils!
1067
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,542
- No, we have to catch one of these!
- We don't catch. We kill!
1068
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,923
- Even if it kills you?
- This is not about me.
1069
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:56,301
- Yes, it is!
- Not if we still got Graboids out there.
1070
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,254
Come on, Burt.
I'm just getting to know you.
1071
01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,930
I don't wanna see
your sorry ass die.
1072
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,975
I'll be dead when I say
I'm dead!
1073
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,302
That's not how this works!
1074
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,808
Last I checked, you don't give
the orders around here.
1075
01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:08,184
Oh, I do now.
1076
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,641
You never answered
my question.
1077
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:13,227
Where'd you get that HK91?
1078
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,438
Heather.
1079
01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:18,524
My wife.
1080
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:20,951
Ex-wife, Burt.
1081
01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:23,454
Who gave you the right
to meddle in my affairs?
1082
01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:26,073
Hey! I'm the result of one of
your affairs, remember?
1083
01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:28,159
Bullshit! Bullshit!
1084
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,371
You're not hooking and reeling
me into this conversation!
1085
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,255
(GROANS)
1086
01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:36,254
I guess I touched
his thermostat.
1087
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:41,134
You wanna die? Huh?
Do you?
1088
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,133
Stop being so stubborn.
1089
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,551
Damn!
1090
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:49,021
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1091
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:53,980
Did you...
1092
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,651
Did you say hooking
and reeling?
1093
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,608
Jesus, Burt,
you are a genius.
1094
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,494
Hey, Mac, how are we doing
on that plane?
1095
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,865
Well, I've got to put a wrench
to a few more screws.
1096
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,325
Everybody, listen up.
1097
01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,078
I think I've got a way we can
catch one of these things!
1098
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:15,664
(ALARM BLARING)
1099
01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,044
What the hell is that?
1100
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,095
(CONTINUES BLARING)
1101
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:25,556
The seismic alarm.
1102
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:28,386
(MOTOR STARTS)
1103
01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:31,397
We set the core sample drilling
on auto for today, remember?
1104
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:44,243
That damn drilling tower
is like Graboid catnip.
1105
01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:46,866
That puss has already
taken the bait.
1106
01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,035
(DRILL WHIRRING)
1107
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,711
We've got to shut it down before
Hart becomes a Happy Meal!
1108
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,046
The timer panel's attached
to the drill tower.
1109
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,383
Okay, if we can't turn it off, we've got
to lead that Graboid away from Hart.
1110
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,636
I've got to shut off
the drill rig.
1111
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:08,050
You can't go
down there, Val.
1112
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:09,468
(GRUNTS)
1113
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,728
(GROANS)
1114
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,150
(RUMBLING)
1115
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,649
(HART SCREAMING)
1116
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,105
(SCREECHES)
1117
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,952
Battle stations!
Let's make some noise!
1118
01:09:27,455 --> 01:09:30,823
Double the voltage this time.
I want him dead!
1119
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,750
VALERIE: Hold on, Hart.
I'm coming!
1120
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,122
VARGAS: Hurry up, Val.
Number two's coming right at you.
1121
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:44,629
- Go! Go! Go! Raise Cain!
- (WHIRRING)
1122
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:55,481
(CLANGING)
(WHIRRING)
1123
01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,103
(LAUGHS)
1124
01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,022
(BOTH YELLING)
1125
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,689
Come to papa!
1126
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,155
(ALL YELLING)
1127
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:14,950
(BANGING)
1128
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,459
Swackhamer!
1129
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,218
Yeah!
1130
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,465
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
1131
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,902
(SHOUTS)
1132
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:45,822
That'll close
the carpool lane!
1133
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:47,991
Give me some! Whoo!
1134
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,238
Give me some, Burt!
1135
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,448
Whoo!
1136
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:55,408
Broke into the wrong goddamn hangar,
didn't you, you bastard?
1137
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,537
(LAUGHS)
1138
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,672
HART: Val,
it's in front of you!
1139
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,466
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1140
01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:10,339
(GUN FIRING)
1141
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,390
Let's go, Hart.
It's retreating!
1142
01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:18,889
Jump!
1143
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:20,565
Come on!
1144
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,319
All right, let's not celebrate
in a huddle, folks.
1145
01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:27,273
We've still got at least
one Graboid out there.
1146
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,948
- (GASPS)
- (GROANS)
1147
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,617
Uh, guys,
1148
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:37,666
I hate to drop a turd in the punch bowl,
but the genny's blown!
1149
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,080
What the hell does that mean?
1150
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:44,548
No underground
electrical fence.
1151
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,293
(GROANING)
1152
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,181
We've got to get him
to medical.
1153
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,351
(GRUNTS)
1154
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,477
Okay. Get that airplane ready to fly,
and wait for my call.
1155
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,522
All right, everybody,
I'm on the point.
1156
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,527
- Single file.
- Okay.
1157
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,910
(WIND HOWLING)
1158
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,363
Any movement?
1159
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,911
Nothing. Zip.
1160
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,417
- Zilch.
- Nada mucho.
1161
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,745
- I say we run, get there fast.
- SWACKHAMER: Yeah.
1162
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,923
If that thing attacks,
I'll just honey badger the shit out of it.
1163
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,170
Uh, help? Over here!
1164
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:32,380
Oh, shit, he lived?
I've got to do the right thing, don't I?
1165
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,264
It's a good habit to start.
1166
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:38,427
(SIGHS) Okay, Rita,
you take Aklark and Burt to the medical.
1167
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,220
I don't care what you have
to do to keep him alive!
1168
01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:41,725
Swackhamer, you're with me.
1169
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:46,018
On three, we break.
One, two, three, break!
1170
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,783
Man, am I glad to see you guys now!
Get me down from here.
1171
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,117
Jump, you chicken-shit!
1172
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:00,999
No, no, no.
Don't jump, okay?
1173
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:02,784
But I'll tell you
what you can do.
1174
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:06,546
Remove all the tax liens on Mr.
Gummer for the last 27 years
1175
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,131
and give him back his house,
1176
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,300
and I'll make sure that you stay
on this side of the tundra.
1177
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,376
Yeah, whatever. Done.
1178
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,386
Uh, no, we're not done.
1179
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:17,300
We also don't wanna pay taxes
for the rest of our life.
1180
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:20,762
- Federal or state, yeah.
- Nevada doesn't have state taxes.
1181
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,972
Yeah, no federal taxes!
1182
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,224
Well, that's gonna be
a hard one to swing.
1183
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,311
- Uh, have a nice life!
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.
1184
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,528
- I'll do it.
- You didn't see the ladder, asshole?
1185
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,823
Dude! Baby bag.
1186
01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:40,910
Hey, candy-ass!
If you have a set of balls,
1187
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,704
now would be the time
to use them.
1188
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:43,783
TRAVIS: Yeah.
1189
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,164
(YELLING)
1190
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,342
(GROANS)
1191
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,173
(CREATURE ROARS)
1192
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:01,180
There she blows.
Time for some psy ops.
1193
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,438
I'm gonna distract Sally Soulsmasher
with some shock and awe!
1194
01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:06,932
Good luck with that.
1195
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,895
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1196
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,815
(CREATURE ROARS)
1197
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:16,866
Suck on this, worm!
1198
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:22,656
Come on!
1199
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:29,374
Whoo!
1200
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,748
Yeah!
1201
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:33,667
Yeah!
1202
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,178
Ride them, cowboy!
1203
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:38,512
(GRUNTING)
1204
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,935
(WHOOPING)
1205
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:46,229
Giddyup! Oh, yeah!
1206
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,560
How do you like me now?
1207
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:01,786
Oh, good. Get me out of here.
1208
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,281
- Take it easy, Burt.
- Don't tell me to take it easy.
1209
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,582
It's time for a sit rep.
1210
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:07,330
Yeah, I think you better sit
this rep out.
1211
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,127
- Who put you in charge?
- You did.
1212
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,250
- I did?
- Yeah, once you got hurt, Burt.
1213
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,297
That puts me in charge
whether you like it or not.
1214
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:15,296
I feel fine.
1215
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,879
Tell everybody to gear up
and get ready.
1216
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,016
Get ready for what?
1217
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,219
Ready to save your ass,
that's what!
1218
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,683
Capturing a Graboid! Right?
1219
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,690
You might as well try taking
the black off a crow.
1220
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,611
Hell, while you're at it,
why don't you tell the rain not to dry?
1221
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:35,938
I'm your only shot.
1222
01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,277
- You?
- Yeah, me, Burt! Me!
1223
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,659
Your job is to preserve
my legacy!
1224
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:44,196
My job is to make a last stand
against these Arctic Graboids.
1225
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,990
You can't stand,
Colonel Custer!
1226
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,877
- Back off!
- It doesn't belong to you!
1227
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:53,546
Cold, dead hands,
is that it, Burt?
1228
01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,380
What is wrong with you?
1229
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:03,636
I'm trying to save your bacon here,
you stubborn old coot.
1230
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,095
You've crossed the line!
1231
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,144
This fight is done with you.
1232
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,896
Yeah, well, I'm not done
with it!
1233
01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:11,765
Yeah, you are.
1234
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:13,851
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1235
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,062
Don't leave me unarmed.
1236
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:30,867
There.
1237
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:33,624
You got your true love back.
1238
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,921
I guess blood ain't thicker
than ammo, is it, Burt?
1239
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,478
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1240
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,221
Yeah.
1241
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:17,881
If you've got Ass Blasters,
you have Graboids.
1242
01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:19,795
That's right, soldier.
1243
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:22,962
This is FOB. DOA.
1244
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:24,754
TMZ.
1245
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:28,217
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!
1246
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,403
That went well!
1247
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,486
Yeah,
it sounded like it.
1248
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:45,991
You ready?
1249
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:50,697
It's a good look for you.
1250
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,086
I guess the big boy's still
out there sleeping somewhere.
1251
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:03,627
I hope he's the only one.
1252
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,922
When you get pushed in,
you've got to swim, right?
1253
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,521
Hey, Swackhamer, sit rep?
1254
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,519
SWACKHAMER: Seconds away!
1255
01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:25,445
Travis, this plan, it's
1256
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,650
fricking crazy, huh?
1257
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,070
Just like nailing Jell-O
to a wall.
1258
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,655
Yeah, bro.
1259
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:35,208
This is Mac. I'm wheels up
in five!
1260
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,995
Takes me back
to my banner-tow days.
1261
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,338
Hope the old girl
can handle the load.
1262
01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,883
Don't worry. Come on.
It's just a pure catch-and-release mission!
1263
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,006
When the fish is on,
you want me
1264
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,714
to pull up hard and do
a wingover, eh?
1265
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:52,726
Affirmative. We're gonna use the
bitch's momentum to land her.
1266
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:58,102
Okay, Aklark, she's all yours.
1267
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,522
Just keep it steady.
We don't wanna wake the beast up.
1268
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,155
(GRUNTS)
1269
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:14,747
Dude!
1270
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,040
Shh!
1271
01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,767
Let's go fishing.
1272
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,602
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1273
01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:06,500
All right, Valerie,
you ready to take down one of these bad boys?
1274
01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:07,583
I'm so ready.
1275
01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:13,298
All right!
1276
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,556
When I get in position,
rock the cradle.
1277
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,473
VALERIE: I'm baiting
the hook.
1278
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:26,062
(CREATURE ROARS) - VARGAS:
Okay, Val, get ready. It's awake.
1279
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,745
Three hundred meters
and closing!
1280
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,459
(GRUNTS)
1281
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,220
- One hundred meters and closing.
- Okay, let's go.
1282
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,013
All right, Mac, bring her in.
Bring her in.
1283
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:30,917
Oh, shit.
1284
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,639
Hooked!
1285
01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:45,018
(GRUNTS)
1286
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,069
(ROARS)
1287
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,491
Oh, shit!
1288
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,497
Release! Release!
1289
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:05,577
(ROARING)
1290
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,849
(ALL SHOUTING)
1291
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,271
What now?
1292
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:29,021
Halle-freaking-lujah!
1293
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:37,074
(CREATURE SCEECHING)
1294
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:45,208
All right, listen, listen.
Absolutely no guns, okay?
1295
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,460
We don't wanna kill it.
We want it alive.
1296
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,416
We're going old-school
on this thing.
1297
01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,962
Shirts versus skins,
all right?
1298
01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,592
- A three iron?
- It was the best I could do.
1299
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,428
All right.
1300
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,095
Let's go Alpha
on this worm!
1301
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,438
(ALL GROANING)
1302
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:14,103
(GROWLS)
1303
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:16,564
Okay.
1304
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:17,982
All right.
1305
01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:21,865
(SNARLING)
1306
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:23,287
Whoa, whoa.
1307
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,491
Come on.
1308
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,752
Get him! Come on, kid!
Get him!
1309
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,162
Oh, man!
1310
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,628
Guys, good effort.
1311
01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:37,085
Uh, Swackhamer, you got this.
1312
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,128
VALERIE: Come on, Swackhamer.
Whoo! Okay.
1313
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:41,465
- You got it, man.
- You got it!
1314
01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:43,140
(SNARLING)
1315
01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:45,681
(GRUNTS)
1316
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:49,597
(YELLS)
1317
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,601
(GRUNTS)
1318
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:57,188
(YELLING)
1319
01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:02,951
- Back off!
- Throw it!
1320
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,871
Tap in. Tap in, big man.
1321
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:14,547
SWACKHAMER: Go get it, Aklark!
It's all yours! (GRUNTS)
1322
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,167
SWACKHAMER: Don't be afraid.
1323
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,760
It can smell your fear!
1324
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,463
- Make him sushi!
- SWACKHAMER: Come on!
1325
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:25,509
(YELLING)
1326
01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,261
Yeah!
1327
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,855
(ALL CHEERING)
1328
01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:32,728
(GUNSHOT)
1329
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,152
Amateurs!
1330
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,946
(PANTING)
1331
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:41,991
SWACKHAMER: Wow! I did not
need to see that!
1332
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,068
(GROANING)
1333
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,461
(CREATURE SNARLING)
1334
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,060
What's good for the Graboid
is good for the Gummer.
1335
01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:11,721
All right.
1336
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:14,857
(EXHALES)
1337
01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,236
(CREATURE GRUNTS)
1338
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:20,689
Ugh!
1339
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,655
SWACKHAMER: That can't
be comfortable.
1340
01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:32,416
You went poking around in my
throat with a big-ass needle,
1341
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,119
I'd be pissed!
1342
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,623
Dude, you need a Tic Tac.
1343
01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:40,591
(ALL GROANING IN DISGUST)
1344
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:43,677
That is so awkward.
1345
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,513
(ALL GROANING)
1346
01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:55,060
Oh, it smells so bad.
1347
01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,270
They should call him
Deep Throat.
1348
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:04,569
That is all kinds of nasty.
1349
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:13,575
At least the gland
wasn't in the prostate!
1350
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,159
Yeah.
1351
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,753
(MACHINES BEEPING)
1352
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,482
(SIGHS)
1353
01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:52,534
I'm sorry, Travis.
1354
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:54,949
That's it?
1355
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:58,870
There has to be
something more you can do.
1356
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:13,217
- (GRUNTS)
- (CLATTERS)
1357
01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:38,911
BURT: That is no way
to treat an HK91!
1358
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,547
(EXHALES)
1359
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:49,758
Sorry, Burt.
1360
01:27:51,141 --> 01:27:52,222
It won't happen again.
1361
01:27:52,851 --> 01:27:54,262
(GRUNTS)
1362
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,815
Oh.
1363
01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:25,545
With all due respect, soldier,
you need a shower.
1364
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:27,966
(ALL LAUGHING)
1365
01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,503
BURT: What's
the damn fuss?
1366
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:33,465
How do you not die?
You never die.
1367
01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,640
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1368
01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,690
- Mr. Gummer.
- Sir.
1369
01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,731
MR. CUTTS: Glad to see you
up and at them.
1370
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:48,612
Now, it gives me
great pleasure to present you
1371
01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:52,571
with your permanent federal tax lien release,
in perpetuity,
1372
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,986
as well as the title deeds
to your property.
1373
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,455
Signed, sealed...
1374
01:28:57,624 --> 01:28:58,831
And delivered.
1375
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,793
(CREATURE GROWLS)
1376
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,751
- You're too kind.
- MR. CUTTS: You're right.
1377
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:13,884
This species will make
an exceptional bio-weapon.
1378
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:17,433
When it comes to Graboids,
I'm rarely wrong, Mr. Cutts.
1379
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:20,353
Mmm-hmm.
With the right neuro-implant,
1380
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:23,185
it could be a bunker-buster
for God and country.
1381
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,058
What do you think?
1382
01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:26,854
I was right about you
all along.
1383
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:31,531
You and your DARPA minions,
you're a bunch of malevolent ineptoids!
1384
01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:33,152
(REMOTE CONTROL
AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
1385
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:36,240
What the hell was that,
Mr. Gummer?
1386
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,705
That, sir, is the trigger.
1387
01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:42,283
And I
1388
01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:43,875
am the finger.
1389
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,291
Look, I don't know
what you're doing,
1390
01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:49,715
but I'd strongly
advise you not to do it!
1391
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:51,342
Oh?
1392
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:55,463
That Graboid is
US government property!
1393
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,347
Hate to be a buzzkill.
1394
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,475
Shoot it.
Blow it out of the sky!
1395
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:02,474
(GUNS FIRING)
1396
01:30:04,774 --> 01:30:06,060
(BEEPS)
1397
01:30:09,070 --> 01:30:10,151
Yes!
1398
01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:16,692
(LAUGHING)
1399
01:30:16,786 --> 01:30:20,029
Graboids don't make
good pets, Mr. Cutts.
1400
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:21,493
AKLARK: Preach on it, Burt!
1401
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,916
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Yeah!
1402
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:25,910
TRAVIS: Yeah!
1403
01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:27,753
MAC: Mr. Gummer,
1404
01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:30,501
my plane's all packed
and ready to go.
1405
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,921
- Roger that.
- MAC: By the way,
1406
01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:34,881
nice work.
1407
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,303
(CHUCKLES)
1408
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,423
Dad was right.
You are a hard-ass!
1409
01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:41,183
Tell your dad
I said, "Hey."
1410
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,511
Tell him
not to drop in.
1411
01:30:44,064 --> 01:30:45,646
He's not really the
dropping-in kind of guy.
1412
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,598
He's more of
the barging-in type.
1413
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,026
This is gonna be one hell
of a story to tell back home.
1414
01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:54,071
Tell him I said you're a
better shot than he ever was.
1415
01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:55,940
Thanks, Mr. Gummer.
1416
01:30:57,661 --> 01:30:59,072
Call me Burt!
1417
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:06,534
You know I won't be in the
Arctic Circle forever, right?
1418
01:31:07,545 --> 01:31:10,208
Six months,
I'll be back in the States.
1419
01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:12,835
You trying to get sweet
with me?
1420
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:14,709
Definitely.
1421
01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:16,718
Never gonna happen.
1422
01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:19,672
I think it might.
1423
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,060
Thanks.
1424
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:27,475
For everything.
1425
01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:36,856
(EXHALES)
1426
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:44,493
Travis, what have you learned
from me?
1427
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,749
Uh, to not trust anyone
or anything ever?
1428
01:31:47,836 --> 01:31:49,998
You call that
a goodbye kiss?
1429
01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:55,166
A man brings a big bore .44 Magnum
to a fight, not some broke dick. 22.
1430
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,046
Broke dick?
That was sweet dick.
1431
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:58,798
- Oh, was it?
- Yeah.
1432
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:02,966
'Cause that sorely lacked any kind
of velocity or stopping power,
1433
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,977
not to mention
maximum penetration.
1434
01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:07,223
Okay, it's a little late
to have
1435
01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:09,680
the guns-and-ammo
talk, Burt. All right?
1436
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,024
Pathetic.
1437
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,544
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1438
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,511
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1439
01:32:56,988 --> 01:32:58,775
- It was better.
- Better?
1440
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:03,113
It was no.44 Magnum.
.357, maybe.
1441
01:33:03,286 --> 01:33:04,572
Dude, what do you know
about kissing?
1442
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,996
I know enough not to unholster my
weapon unless I'm prepared to use it.
1443
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:11,158
It's nice to see you back
to your old self, Burt.
1444
01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:14,461
What do you say we get on home and get
ourselves some real sunshine, huh?
1445
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:18,583
Sounds like perfection,
Pops.
1446
01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:27,678
Pops.
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