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[ School Bell Rings ]
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>> Hey, There...
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Hot Stuff.
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If I Could Rearrange The
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Alphabet, I Would Put "I" And
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"U" [YOU] Together.
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Yeah?
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Hello.
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Are You Taking Any Applications
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For A Boyfriend?
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A-Are You A Parking Ticket?
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What?
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You -- 'Cause -- 'Cause You
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Got -- You Got "Fine" Written
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All Over You.
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Oh. That's Okay.
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Oh. That's Okay.
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A-Are You Sunburned, Or Are
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You -- Are You Always This Hot?
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Tsss!
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Oh. This One's Good.
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I Wish You Were A Dsl So I Could
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Have High-Speed Access.
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Yeah. Thought Of That One.
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All Right.
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>> All: D-R-A-G-O-N-S!
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Go, Dragons, Go!
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Whoo!
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>> Okay, Now, That Was
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Unnecessary.
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Hey. Dirt Girl.
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See That Trash?
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You Need To Pick It Up.
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>> Do You Believe In Love
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At First Sight...
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[ Chuckles ]
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...Or Should I Just Walk By
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Again?
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[ Laughs ]
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Is There An Airport Nearby, Or
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Is That Just My Heart Taking
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Off?
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Are You From Tennessee?
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Because You're The Only Ten
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That I See.
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>> Ugh.
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>> Do You Have A Raisin?
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No?
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How 'Bout A Date?
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Your Name Must Be Lucky Charms,
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Because You Are Magically
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Delicious.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I Do Like Lucky Charms.
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I-I Really Hope You Have A
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License, Because You're Driving
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Me Crazy.
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Oh! Oh!Y.
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Did You Fart?
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Because You Blow Me Away.
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[ Blows ]
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[ Car Horn Blares ]
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>> Hey!
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Out Of The Way, Dork Face.
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And Have My Friggin' Homework
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Done By Second Period.
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Peace.
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>> She's The Most Hottest Babe
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In Our Class.
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>> She Has Been Since The Eighth
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Grade.
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>> She's Hotter Than The Center
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Of The Most Glorious Firework
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Exploding In The 4TH Of July
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Night Sky.
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>> Come Find Me.
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Yo!
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>> Look, Dude, Clark's Gone.
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Now's The Perfect Time To Talk
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To Her.
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>> Are You Crazy?
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He'll Smash Me.
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>> Look, Now's Your Chance.
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You Can Do It.
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Carrie!
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>> What?
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>> I'm Payton.
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I've Always Been A Dork.
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I've Always Been More
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Interested In Comic Books Than
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In Sports.
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And Despite How Hard My Dad
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Tried To Make Me One, I've
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Never Been A Jock.
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Ow. Ow.
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My Comic Book Starts Here.
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See That Handsome Devil?
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Yeah, That's Me.
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And Next To Me, That's The Girl
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I'm Gonna Marry Someday --
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Carrie Smith.
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She Was Perfect --
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The Mary Jane To My Spider-Man,
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The Lois Lane To My Clark Kent,
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The Princess To My Mario.
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Of Course, There's Always
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Something In The Way, Some
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Thing Called Clark Hayes.
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He Was Bigger Than Me And
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Better-Looking Than Me -- In
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The Traditional, Handsome Sort
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Of Way, If You're Into That.
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If I'm Gonna Defeat Him And
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Make Senior Year Different Than
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Every Other Year, I'm Gonna
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Have To Become A Superhero.
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I Need The Amazing, Incredible,
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Extraordinary Power To...
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Talk To Her.
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Your Hair!
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>> My Hair?
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>> Your Light Looks Very
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Beautiful In That Hair.
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>> What?
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>> No.
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That's Really Wrong.
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Y-Your Hair Is, Uh...
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Oh.
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>> [ Sighs ]
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Here We Go Again.
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It's Like Every Year, He
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Forgets I'm A Cheerleader.
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>> Ew. Gross.
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>> He's Been Trying To Get Into
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My Panties Since They Were
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Diapers.
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Can't He See The Uniform That I
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Wear Every Day?
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It Means "Keep Off."
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Unless You're A Jock Or
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Iron Man.
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He's So Hot.
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>> No! Wait! Carrie!
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That's...Not What I Meant.
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>> [ Gasps ]
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>> Oh!
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[ Laughter ]
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>> You...
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You Are Not Gonna Ruin Senior
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Year For Me!
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Whimpers ]
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>> Five Minutes In, And I've
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Already Managed To Screw Things
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Up!
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>> Cupcakes Were My Surefire Way
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To Win Over The Teachers.
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Operation Brownnose Is A Fail!
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>> Good Cupcakes, Though.
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>> Chocolate -- My Favorite.
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>> W-Where'd You --
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>> Mm.
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>> Did Y-- Did You Just Get
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That...?
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>> What?
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>> Come On.
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[ School Bell Rings ]
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>> Where's That Nerd Girl With
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My Cupcake?
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Hello?
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>> All Right, Boys, Come On.
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Shake A Leg. Let's Go.
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Payton, Come On. Get Dressed.
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Wrestling Starts Today.
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>> I Don't Think That's A Good
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Idea.
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[ Sighs ]
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>> [ Sighs ]
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What Now, Payton?
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>> Every Time We Wrestle In Gym
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Class, I Get A Bloody Nose.
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>> I Think You're Exaggerating,
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Payton.
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>> No. No, I'm Not.
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I Keep Track Of It In My
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Journal.
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>> [ Chuckling ] Journal?
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>> No One Keeps A Journal.
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>> Let's Go.
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Come On. Come On.
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In The Office.
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In The Office. Let's Go.
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Come On! Get Ready!
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Son, Son, Son.
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>> Dad...Dad...Dad.
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>> Payton, What Have I Always
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Said?
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Men Don't...
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>> Cry, Pee Sitting Down, Ask
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For Directions, Talk About Your
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Feelings, Talk About Your
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Weight, Shave Your Pubic Hair,
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Drive A Miata, Cuddle After Sex,
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Own A Pug, Wear Pink, Think The
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Packers Are A Real Team, Listen
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To Show Tunes, And...
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Wipe More Than Once.
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Done.
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>> Men...Don't Talk About
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Journals...
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AROUND OTHER MEN.
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>> No, You Never Told Me That.
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>> It's Understood!
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You Don't Have To Say It!
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It's Implied!
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Come On.
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Get Dressed For Wrestling.
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Let's Go.
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>> Dad.
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Bloody Nose.
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>> Son, What's The Worst That
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Can Happen?
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>> Okay, The Bloody Nose Is A
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Given, But Then I Lose So Much
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Blood That I Pass Out.
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I Miss A Pop Quiz In Math Class
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And End Up Failing Because Of
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It, And My Dreams Of Going To
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College Are Forever Ruined.
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So I Work At A Gas Station, But
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They Won't Let Me Run The
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Register Because They Know That
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I Failed Math Class, So They
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Put Me On A Night Shift, And A
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Crazed Drug Addict Attempts To
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Rob Me This One Night To Feed
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His Heroin Addiction, But Since
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I Can't Work The Cash Register,
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He Shoots Me And He Kills Me
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Dead.
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[ Grunts ]
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>> See?
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You Didn't Pass Out.
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>> Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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[ Laughter ]
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>> Okay, Girls.
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From The Top.
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Ready?
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>> Together: Okay!
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Whoo!
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>> Let's Go!
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>> In The Center Of A
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Paramecium, That Is Where All
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The Eating Takes Place.
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[ School Bell Rings ]
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All Right.
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That's Biology For Today.
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Don't Forget Pages 49 Through
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57.
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Where Do You Think You're Going,
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Payton?
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>> Do You Need To Talk To Me?
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>> I Was Worried About You,
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Payton.
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You Seemed...Distracted In Class
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Today.
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Is It Because Your Dad Has A New
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Girlfriend?
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>> [ Scoffs ]
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My Dad Has A New Girlfriend?
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>> Mm-Mnh-Mm.
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Word Around The Water Cooler Was
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That He Had A Date.
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>> I Don't Know What You're
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Talking About.
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>> There's No One Special In His
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Life?
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He Would Tell You If There Was
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Something Serious Going On,
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Wouldn't He?
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>> Yeah, I Don't Know.
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>> So, There's Nobody New In His
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Life?
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>> I Don't Know.
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>> So You Don't Know.
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You Don't Know.
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What Do You Know?
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>> My Dad Only Has Room For Me,
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Gale, And Ditka.
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>> Ditka.
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Is That That Ukrainian
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Supermodel?
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>> No!
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No, It's The Former Head Coach
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Of The Bears.
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>> Oh!
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[ Laughing ] Ditka.
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Right.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Inhales Deeply ]
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Okay.
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Well...
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That Will Be All.
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>> Okay.
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>> [ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckling ] Ditka.
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>> Wow. Good Reviews.
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Okay, Coach.
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>> You Can Learn A Lot From
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Watching Football.
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>> [ Chuckles ]
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Amen.
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>> And Parenting, That's A Lot
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Like Coaching.
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>> Don't I Know It.
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>> Now, I Know Two Things For
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Certain -- Life Is Hard And
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It's Not Always Fair, But It
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Beats The Hell Out Of The
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Alternative.
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You've Got To Get Your Son In
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The Game, You Got To Get Him
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Motivated, And You Got To Get
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Him To Finish.
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>> I Can Do That, Coach.
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>> Maybe Your Son's A Dork.
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Maybe He's A Little Bit More
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Into Comic Books Than He Is
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Girls.
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>> It's Like You're Looking Into
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My Very Soul, Coach.
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>> You Can Still Guide Them To
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Be The Best Dork They Can Be.
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Now, Go Out There And Give Him
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Hell.
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And Remember -- Go, Bears!
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>> Go, Bears!
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Go, Bears.
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>> Oh. Looking At Porn, Dork?
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>> What Do You Want, Clark?
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>> To Kick Your Ass.
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[ Chuckles ]
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What Else?
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Boo!
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Actually, I Need Your Help.
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>> I'm Already Doing Your Math
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Homework And Your Biology Essay.
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>> This Is Different.
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This Is Important, Okay?
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I Need You To Teach Me
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Everything You Know About...
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Comic Books.
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>> Why?
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>> Y-You Don't Need To Know
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About That.
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>> Okay, Fine.
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Meet After School At The
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Comic-Book Shop.
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>> [ Sighs ]
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I'll Have To Bring Carrie.
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>> ♪ I'm All About The Sexy ♪
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♪ Ah, Yeah ♪
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♪ Uh, Uh ♪
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♪ Ah, Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm All About The Sexy ♪
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♪ Ah, Yeah ♪
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>> Come Closer, Payton.
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>> Well, I Mean...I Guess I-If
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You L-- If You Have To Bring
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Her, Then, You Know, I Guess...
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I Guess It's All Right.
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>> And She Can't Find Out About
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This.
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>> I Guess You Could Tell Her
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The School's Cracking Down On
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Cheating And I Have To Pass You
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Your Homework Inside Comic
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Books.
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00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:35,157
>> What -- And She'll Believe
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00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:36,024
That?
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>> If You Tell Her It Was My
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Idea, She Will.
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>> [ Chuckles ]
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Cool. All Right.
387
00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:43,531
Dorks.
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00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:50,471
>> Who Would You Rather Do?
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>> Oh, My Favorite Game.
390
00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:52,708
>> An Adam Hughes Girl Or A
391
00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:53,475
Dave Stevens Girl?
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00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:54,343
>> Oh, Well, I'm Surprised By
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The Question.
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00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:57,011
>> Because Why?
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00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:58,347
>> Well, Because I Thought It
396
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Was Going To Be This Super
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Heroine Or That Super Heroine.
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00:10:58,414 --> 00:11:02,284
>> My Question Is Tres Crafty.
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>> I Think The Stevens Women Are
400
00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:04,319
A Bit More Subtle.
401
00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:05,487
You Know, Like, I Want To Marry
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00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:06,055
A Stevens Girl.
403
00:11:04,386 --> 00:11:07,256
>> Well, Then You're A Fool,
404
00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:08,189
Payton.
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00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:09,357
I Would Make Sweet Love To An
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00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:10,425
Adam Hughes Drawing.
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00:11:08,257 --> 00:11:11,426
I Mean, Not Even One Come To
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00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:12,493
Life -- I Mean The Actual
409
00:11:10,492 --> 00:11:13,963
Drawing.
410
00:11:11,493 --> 00:11:15,531
>> Hmm.
411
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,598
Don't Worry.
412
00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:18,634
You Know I Always Use
413
00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:21,402
Protection.
414
00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:23,505
[ Chuckles ]
415
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:25,040
[ Sighs ]
416
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:26,274
>> This Girl Razor Is...
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00:11:23,572 --> 00:11:28,744
Quite Fetching.
418
00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:30,279
Be Gentle.
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00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:30,279
I'm Still Mint.
420
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,278
[ Sighs Deeply ]
421
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,516
>> Now You've Done It.
422
00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:37,051
>> [ Gasps ] Oh, No.
423
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:38,353
Ollie, I'm Sorry.
424
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,753
I Know You Have Dibs On Razor.
425
00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:39,754
>> And You Say That You're My
426
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:41,022
Friend?
427
00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,489
>> No Hard Feelings.
428
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:43,359
I'll Give You My Claim To
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00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:43,358
Night Nurse.
430
00:11:41,556 --> 00:11:43,358
>> Not Good Enough!
431
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:58,172
>> Uh, Excuse Me, Sir.
432
00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:59,340
Is This Where One Might Find
433
00:11:55,271 --> 00:12:01,176
Information On...Comic Books?
434
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,176
>> Oh, Hey, Clark.
435
00:11:59,407 --> 00:12:01,176
Nice Jacket.
436
00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:07,315
Oh, Wow.
437
00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:08,649
It's Carrie In A Comic-Book
438
00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:09,385
Shop?
439
00:12:07,449 --> 00:12:11,285
Could My Day Be Any More
440
00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:12,620
Awesome?
441
00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:14,456
>> Oh, God. He's Looking At Me.
442
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:15,591
I Got To Get Him To Stop
443
00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:16,591
Drooling All Over Me.
444
00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:17,625
>> Hey, Carrie.
445
00:12:15,723 --> 00:12:19,261
Hey, Carrie.
446
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:20,495
Hey, Carrie.
447
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:21,196
[ Record Scratches ]
448
00:12:19,328 --> 00:12:22,463
>> Hey, Man, Nobody Knows We're
449
00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:24,665
Here, Right?
450
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:25,767
>> Have You Ever Danced With The
451
00:12:22,531 --> 00:12:26,267
Devil By The Pale Moonlight?
452
00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:27,268
>> What Is That, Comic-Book
453
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,336
Lingo?
454
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:29,670
'Cause I Never Read Any.
455
00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:30,471
>> He's Making Fun Of You,
456
00:12:28,404 --> 00:12:32,441
Dumb Ass.
457
00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:33,608
>> Here.
458
00:12:30,539 --> 00:12:34,476
These Are Good To Start With.
459
00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:35,576
>> "Spider-Man"?
460
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:37,478
[ Scoffs ]
461
00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:38,679
Saw The Movie.
462
00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:40,081
Don't Need To Read This One.
463
00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:40,382
>> Actually, The Comic Book Is
464
00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:42,083
Completely Different From The
465
00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:42,083
Movie.
466
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,083
>> Whatever. Let's Go.
467
00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:47,622
>> Hi, Payton.
468
00:12:52,594 --> 00:12:57,098
Have You Ever Checked Out
469
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:59,500
"Li'l Depressed Boy"?
470
00:12:55,497 --> 00:13:00,835
It's My Favorite Webcomic
471
00:12:57,165 --> 00:13:02,304
Series.
472
00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:03,704
It's About A Shy Guy Who Has A
473
00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:04,605
Hard Time Talking To Girls.
474
00:13:02,371 --> 00:13:06,175
>> Webcomics Are For People Who
475
00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:06,842
Can't Get Dates.
476
00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:08,277
>> All Comics Are For People Who
477
00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:10,411
Can't Get Dates.
478
00:13:06,909 --> 00:13:11,680
>> I Bet Payton Could Get A
479
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:12,848
Date.
480
00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:13,514
Uh, The Entire Romero Saga Is
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00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,550
Playing At The Tivoli This
482
00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:15,384
Weekend --
483
00:13:13,582 --> 00:13:16,218
"Night Of The Living Dead,"
484
00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,151
"Dawn Of The Dead,"
485
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:18,119
"Day Of The Dead,"
486
00:13:16,285 --> 00:13:20,555
"Land Of The Dead," And
487
00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:21,689
"Diary Of The Dead."
488
00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:22,223
[ Chuckles ]
489
00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:23,525
That's A Lot Of Hot Zombie
490
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,827
Action.
491
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:25,460
>> Well, I Don't Know Anyone Who
492
00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:27,463
Wants To Go, And I Don't Want To
493
00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:29,530
Go Alone.
494
00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:31,499
>> Really?
495
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:32,534
Because I Also Want To Go, And I
496
00:13:29,598 --> 00:13:34,402
Don't Have Anyone To Go With.
497
00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:35,770
>> That Sucks.
498
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:36,505
I Guess We'll Both Miss It.
499
00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:37,439
Hey, Carrie, Do You Like
500
00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:38,372
Zombies?
501
00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:41,343
>> [ Scoffs ]
502
00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:42,644
What A Dork.
503
00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:44,279
Hey! They're A Perfect Pair!
504
00:13:41,476 --> 00:13:45,547
This Is Just Like Newton's
505
00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:46,814
First Law -- An Object At Rest
506
00:13:44,411 --> 00:13:48,416
Will Stay At Rest, And An
507
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,718
Object In Motion Will Not
508
00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:50,586
Change Its Velocity Unless An
509
00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:52,186
Unbalanced Force Acts Upon
510
00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:53,689
Them.
511
00:13:50,718 --> 00:13:54,823
So If Payton Is The Object At
512
00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:56,390
Rest And Samantha Is The Object
513
00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:57,659
In Motion And I'm The
514
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:59,360
Unbalanced Force, Then All I
515
00:13:56,524 --> 00:14:00,796
Have To Do Is To Get Them
516
00:13:57,726 --> 00:14:02,531
Traveling Toward Each Other And
517
00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:04,699
Then Collide, And Then Presto!
518
00:14:00,929 --> 00:14:06,569
Dork Love.
519
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:06,569
And Payton -- Well, Payton
520
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,569
Leaves Me Alone.
521
00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:15,878
>> Go, Bears!
522
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:17,312
>> That's My Girl.
523
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:17,612
>> You Should Probably Teach Her
524
00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:18,479
How To Say Other Things At Some
525
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,580
Point.
526
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,215
>> Oh, Come On.
527
00:14:18,546 --> 00:14:23,252
She Knows Other Stuff.
528
00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:24,685
You Know She Actually Speaks At
529
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:26,220
A Right-Tackle Level?
530
00:14:23,319 --> 00:14:27,756
Come On.
531
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:28,290
Watch The Game, Or I'll Make You
532
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:29,323
Run Laps.
533
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,757
Okay.
534
00:14:28,357 --> 00:14:30,425
Okay, Okay. Catch It.
535
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,858
Catch It.
536
00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:32,326
Catch It!
537
00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:32,794
Yes!
538
00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,461
>> Run That Shit!
539
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,895
>> Gale!
540
00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,563
>> What?
541
00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:35,831
>> Dad!
542
00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:37,299
>> What?
543
00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,933
>> Gale Just Said "Shit"!
544
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:38,867
>> While Watching A Game.
545
00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:40,602
>> She's 6!
546
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,937
>> Oh, Come On.
547
00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:43,505
She's Not Too Young To Learn How
548
00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:44,473
To Properly Watch Football.
549
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:45,606
>> This Is Why She Needs A Woman
550
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:47,910
Figure In Her Life.
551
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:49,612
>> [ Chuckling ] Come On.
552
00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:49,611
You Did Okay Without One.
553
00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:49,612
>> Great. Thanks.
554
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,516
>> What?
555
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:58,753
I Didn't Mean Anything.
556
00:14:57,319 --> 00:14:58,753
[ Door Slams ]
557
00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:03,758
Okay, Let's Watch That Catch
558
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,392
Again.
559
00:15:03,324 --> 00:15:05,593
You See That?
560
00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,960
>> Mm-Hmm.
561
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:06,561
>> See The Quarterback In The
562
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,762
Pocket?
563
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:08,430
>> Mm-Hmm.
564
00:15:06,628 --> 00:15:08,863
>> You See All That Protection
565
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:10,598
Around Him?
566
00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:11,599
>> Uh-Huh.
567
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:12,700
>> You Know What That's Called?
568
00:15:10,665 --> 00:15:14,603
>> Good Shit.
569
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:16,370
>> Good Shit.
570
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:18,272
>> [ Giggles ]
571
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:19,540
>> Okay, First Step In My Master
572
00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:22,243
Plan -- Find Payton.
573
00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:23,478
I'm Gonna Have To Be Nice To
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00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:24,612
Him If This Is Gonna Work.
575
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:25,814
You're Paranoid.
576
00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:26,949
You Like Dark, Hidden Places
577
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,616
Where You Know You'll Be Alone,
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00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,482
Where No One Can Torment Or
579
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,785
Torture You.
580
00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:30,718
>> What Are You, A
581
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,285
Psychotherapist?
582
00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:32,521
[ Clank ]
583
00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:33,888
Ow!
584
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,723
>> I Saw It On "Dr. Phil."
585
00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:35,357
He Did This Whole Thing On It
586
00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:36,490
Last Thursday.
587
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,526
>> Pfft!
588
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,994
I'm Not Paranoid, Okay?
589
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:39,660
I Just Like It Here.
590
00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:40,562
>> You're Paranoid When It Comes
591
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,963
To Girls.
592
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:42,363
That's For Sure.
593
00:15:40,628 --> 00:15:43,664
>> What?
594
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:44,800
>> You're Too Scared To Ask A
595
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:47,669
Girl Out Who's Standing Right In
596
00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:49,737
Front Of You, Begging To Be
597
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:51,272
Asked.
598
00:15:47,736 --> 00:15:52,874
>> What Are You Trying To Say?
599
00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:55,276
>> ♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪
600
00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:56,310
♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪
601
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:58,446
♪ Come Here, Baby, Ah ♪
602
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:59,781
>> [ Scoffs ]
603
00:15:56,377 --> 00:16:00,915
Samantha's Sweet, Nice.
604
00:15:58,513 --> 00:16:02,617
Most Importantly, She's Into
605
00:15:59,848 --> 00:16:03,986
You.
606
00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:05,786
>> Samantha?
607
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:06,854
>> [ Growls ]
608
00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:07,888
H-Hi, Payton. Hi.
609
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,290
Hey, Payton. Hi.
610
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:09,558
Hi, Payton.
611
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:10,558
>> You Don't Want To Go Out With
612
00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:11,693
Her.
613
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,794
>> Don't Listen To Him.
614
00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:14,496
She's A Great Catch For A Guy
615
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,795
Like You.
616
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,564
>> Girls Aren't Interested In
617
00:16:14,563 --> 00:16:17,899
Me.
618
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:18,833
They Just Want To Be My Friend.
619
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,834
>> Hey, Do You Have Any "Batman"
620
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:21,469
Or "Superman" Books?
621
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:23,005
I Want Some Of Those.
622
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:23,571
>> Look, It's No Big Deal If
623
00:16:21,536 --> 00:16:25,306
You're Too Scared To Ask A Girl
624
00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:26,708
Out.
625
00:16:23,638 --> 00:16:27,842
>> What, Did Dr. Phil Also Do A
626
00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:29,510
Show On Reverse Psychology?
627
00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:29,877
>> Last Monday. Why?
628
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:30,746
>> I'm Not Gonna Ask Her Out,
629
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:32,547
Okay?
630
00:16:29,944 --> 00:16:33,949
>> Good Call.
631
00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:35,651
She's Got No Tits And A Big Ass.
632
00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:36,350
It's The Worst Combination.
633
00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:37,752
>> Seriously -- You Got To Ask
634
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:38,386
Her Out.
635
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,720
What's The Worst That Could
636
00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:40,821
Happen?
637
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:42,056
>> Well, She And All Her Friends
638
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:43,525
Could Laugh At Me In The
639
00:16:40,954 --> 00:16:44,759
Hallway In Front Of The Whole
640
00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:46,060
School, Scarring Me For Life,
641
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:47,595
Destroying My Self-Esteem To
642
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:48,730
The Point Where I Have No Nerve
643
00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:51,532
To Ask Another Girl Out As Long
644
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:54,770
As I Live, And I Become A
645
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:54,770
Miserable, Lonely Old Man Who
646
00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:54,769
Dies Alone, Completely Unloved.
647
00:16:57,072 --> 00:16:59,275
>> This Is Gonna Be Harder Than
648
00:16:58,173 --> 00:16:59,275
I Thought.
649
00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:07,649
>> [ Sighs ]
650
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:10,885
[ Stopwatch Ticking ]
651
00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:12,720
[ Stopwatch Beeps ]
652
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:12,721
Come On.
653
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,720
>> Bronko.
654
00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:24,965
>> Hi.
655
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:26,067
>> Hey.
656
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:27,401
Great, Um, Great Bears Game
657
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,803
Last Sunday, Huh?
658
00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:28,703
>> Oh, Yeah, Yeah.
659
00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:29,603
Yeah.
660
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:31,439
Well, Except In The Third
661
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:33,507
Quarter, When They Were Up
662
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:34,776
Against A Cover 2 Zone.
663
00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:35,876
They Tried To Run A Tackle Left.
664
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:37,511
>> Oh.
665
00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:38,913
>> Are You Kidding Me?!
666
00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:40,514
Everybody Knows When You're In
667
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,349
That Situation, You Run A Post
668
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:42,049
Pattern For An Easy Touchdown
669
00:17:40,582 --> 00:17:42,784
There, Right?
670
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,785
>> Right. Yeah.
671
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,685
>> Right?!
672
00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:45,454
>> Yeah, Right.
673
00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:47,022
That's Crazy.
674
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:48,824
>> Crazy.
675
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:50,458
>> I Mean, In A Cover 2 Zone
676
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:51,526
Situation, Everybody Knows You
677
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:53,362
Got To Run A Post Pattern.
678
00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:53,862
>> Even You Know!
679
00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:54,629
>> I Know That, And I'm Not Even
680
00:17:53,429 --> 00:17:55,497
A Coach!
681
00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:55,997
>> I Know.
682
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,666
Kills Me.
683
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:59,066
>> Yeah.
684
00:17:56,064 --> 00:18:00,369
Hey, You Know, I Was Looking For
685
00:17:57,733 --> 00:18:01,703
A Good Place To Watch The Game
686
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:03,771
This Sunday, And I Was
687
00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:06,808
Wondering -- Do You Know Any
688
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:09,043
Good Places, Any...
689
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:11,847
Recommendations?
690
00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:14,048
>> [ Exhales Deeply ]
691
00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:15,950
I, Uh...
692
00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:15,950
Well, Uh...
693
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,950
Not Really.
694
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:24,659
[ School Bell Rings ]
695
00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:26,894
[ Indistinct Conversations ]
696
00:18:23,225 --> 00:18:26,895
>> Stay On The Pavement, Fellas.
697
00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:26,895
Yeah, You Heard Me, Smirk Face.
698
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:37,506
>> Took Me All Night.
699
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:40,409
>> Wow.
700
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:40,408
>> Nice Balls.
701
00:18:37,573 --> 00:18:40,409
>> Dude, They Got You Again.
702
00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:58,427
[ Chime Tone Plays ]
703
00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:06,200
>> "Let Me Teach You A Few
704
00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:10,905
Things About Girls."
705
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:13,708
You Know That Line In "Hamlet,"
706
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:13,708
"To Thine Ownself Be True"?
707
00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:13,708
Lesson 1 -- Don't Do That.
708
00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:21,016
Lesson 2 -- Compliments Are
709
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,083
Good.
710
00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:24,084
Over-Complimenting Shows
711
00:19:21,149 --> 00:19:26,021
Desperation.
712
00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:27,055
Women Sense Desperation Like
713
00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:27,823
Dogs Sense Fear.
714
00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:29,223
>> [ Chomps ]
715
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:31,459
>> Or Food.
716
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:33,862
>> [ Chuckles ]
717
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:34,896
>> I'm Not Sure Which.
718
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:37,632
Lesson 3 -- Really Don't Be
719
00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:39,167
Yourself.
720
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:40,234
Can't Stress This Enough.
721
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:41,535
>> Carrie's Shirt Is Way
722
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:43,771
Boobalicious.
723
00:19:40,368 --> 00:19:45,207
No, Seriously.
724
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:46,173
Way Boobalicious.
725
00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:47,576
>> Boobalicious?
726
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:48,009
Really?
727
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:49,143
She's A Person With Feelings,
728
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,910
You Know.
729
00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:50,812
>> I'd Love To Be Feeling All Up
730
00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:51,580
In Her And Shit.
731
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:51,612
Don't Hate The Playa,
732
00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,214
Home-Diggity.
733
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,083
[ Chime Tone Plays ]
734
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:57,651
>> Rolling Hills Dragons Rule,
735
00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:59,920
Baby!
736
00:19:55,150 --> 00:20:00,889
Waaahooooow!!
737
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:03,024
>> Lesson 4 -- Pay No Attention
738
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:04,559
To Clark.
739
00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:05,994
Pay Attention To Things Like...
740
00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:07,228
Her Nail Polish.
741
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:09,864
Girls Like When You Notice That
742
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:11,732
Sort Of Thing.
743
00:20:07,362 --> 00:20:12,734
And Lesson 5 -- Possibly The
744
00:20:09,997 --> 00:20:14,635
Most Important Lesson You'll
745
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:16,570
Get From Me.
746
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:18,205
Always Tell Hot Girls They're
747
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:20,007
Smart And Smart Girls They're
748
00:20:16,703 --> 00:20:21,008
Hot.
749
00:20:18,273 --> 00:20:22,511
>> Okay.
750
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:24,145
>> Payton.
751
00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:24,145
>> [ Smooches ]
752
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,145
>> Payton.
753
00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:33,220
>> This One Is So Good.
754
00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:34,256
>> What You Guys Watching?
755
00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:35,657
>> Football.
756
00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:36,123
>> But It's Wednesday.
757
00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:36,891
They Don't Have Football On
758
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:38,226
Wednesday.
759
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:40,060
>> Oh, Yeah.
760
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:41,228
Uh, This Is One From The, Uh,
761
00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:41,897
'85 Season.
762
00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:43,231
>> Super Bowl Game?
763
00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:44,599
>> No.
764
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:46,201
>> Championship Game?
765
00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:47,268
>> No.
766
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:49,137
Look -- The Fog Bowl.
767
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:51,038
Fog Just Came In.
768
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:51,939
It Looks Like They're Playing On
769
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:53,073
Mount Olympus.
770
00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:54,074
>> You Need Help, Dad.
771
00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:54,609
>> Well, I Think It's Important
772
00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:56,811
That Gale Has A Sense Of
773
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:57,879
History.
774
00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:59,548
>> Go, Bears!
775
00:20:56,878 --> 00:21:00,949
>> That's My Girl.
776
00:20:57,946 --> 00:21:02,117
Hey, You Know, You Could Sit
777
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:03,785
Down And Watch With Us, You
778
00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:05,085
Know, Like A Family.
779
00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:06,954
>> Families Do More Than Just
780
00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:07,555
Watch Football Together.
781
00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:08,789
It Wasn't Like This Before Mom
782
00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,958
Died.
783
00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:11,258
>> Okay.
784
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:12,059
Just Don't Say Her Name.
785
00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:13,695
>> I Didn't Mention Her Name.
786
00:21:11,325 --> 00:21:15,229
I Said "Mom."
787
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:16,997
Why Can't We Talk About Her?
788
00:21:13,762 --> 00:21:17,732
You Know -- You Know, Parenting
789
00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:19,034
Is More Than Just Learning About
790
00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:21,035
Football.
791
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:21,936
>> You Know What?
792
00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:24,171
You Can Learn A Lot Watching
793
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:26,341
Football.
794
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:28,276
Like Mike Ditka Says, "If Things
795
00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:30,911
Came Easy, Then Everybody Would
796
00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:31,346
Be Good At What They Did."
797
00:21:28,343 --> 00:21:32,980
>> Okay, Dad.
798
00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:34,114
>> All Right.
799
00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:34,882
And We Watch...
800
00:21:33,047 --> 00:21:36,785
Movies, You Know?
801
00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:38,687
>> Right.
802
00:21:34,949 --> 00:21:40,588
Because "Snakes On A Plane" Is
803
00:21:36,852 --> 00:21:41,689
Appropriate For A 6-Year-Old.
804
00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:42,791
>> Stay Black!
805
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,824
S-Stay Black.
806
00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:44,926
>> Easy.
807
00:21:42,858 --> 00:21:46,361
>> See?
808
00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:48,630
I'm Gonna Be In My Room.
809
00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:49,998
>> All Right.
810
00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:51,366
Fine.
811
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:52,901
>> It Was Clear I Could Not Go
812
00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:54,369
To My Dad About This Kind Of
813
00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:55,002
Thing, But It's Okay, Because
814
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:56,137
Most Superheroes' Dads Are Dead
815
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:57,137
Anyway.
816
00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:58,205
If I Use My Superpowers To Get
817
00:21:56,269 --> 00:21:59,373
Samantha To Like Me, Then
818
00:21:57,270 --> 00:22:00,641
She'll Go On A Date With Me,
819
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,610
And I'll Use My Mind Control To
820
00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:02,643
Tell Carrie That Clark's In
821
00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:03,678
Trouble, And She'll Come
822
00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:04,713
Rushing To His Rescue, But
823
00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:05,646
She'll Get Trapped In That
824
00:22:03,811 --> 00:22:06,881
Alley On Fourth And Western
825
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,248
Where The Bums Beat Up
826
00:22:05,779 --> 00:22:09,283
Cheerleaders, And I'll Come
827
00:22:06,948 --> 00:22:10,651
Flying In And Save Her By Using
828
00:22:08,382 --> 00:22:11,853
Samantha As A Shield.
829
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:12,621
Carrie Will Fall Madly In Love
830
00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:13,822
With Me And Go To The Halloween
831
00:22:11,986 --> 00:22:14,922
Dance With Me.
832
00:22:12,688 --> 00:22:16,024
Then We'll Get Married And Have
833
00:22:13,955 --> 00:22:17,125
Superbabies That All Have My
834
00:22:15,055 --> 00:22:18,660
Awesome Powers And Use Them
835
00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:19,828
Mostly For Good.
836
00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,129
And We'll Be The Ultimate
837
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:23,765
Crime-Fighting Family!
838
00:22:19,894 --> 00:22:24,865
[ School Bell Rings ]
839
00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:26,668
>> Did You See Their Uniforms?
840
00:22:23,832 --> 00:22:28,969
Ah!
841
00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:31,171
They Were Gorgeous.
842
00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:32,240
Brilliant Cut, Brilliant Design,
843
00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:33,842
And So Little Color Choices To
844
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:35,142
Choose From.
845
00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:37,711
Sure, The Nazis Were Jackbooted
846
00:22:33,909 --> 00:22:40,114
Thugs Who Wanted To Take Over
847
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:41,348
The World, But, Well...
848
00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:44,118
They Looked Fabulous Doing It.
849
00:22:40,181 --> 00:22:47,188
[ Applause ]
850
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:48,189
>> Thank You, Ollie And Carrie.
851
00:22:44,186 --> 00:22:50,091
Interesting Angle, But Very Well
852
00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:52,026
Argued.
853
00:22:48,256 --> 00:22:53,661
It's A Close Call, But I Think
854
00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:54,696
I'm Going To Have To Award It
855
00:22:52,093 --> 00:22:55,196
To...
856
00:22:53,728 --> 00:22:56,264
Carrie.
857
00:22:54,763 --> 00:22:56,965
>> Oh!
858
00:22:55,263 --> 00:22:58,266
>> You Pick The Next Pair.
859
00:22:56,331 --> 00:23:01,169
[ Applause ]
860
00:22:57,032 --> 00:23:02,070
>> Okay.
861
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:04,139
How About Payton And...
862
00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:06,841
Samantha?
863
00:23:02,137 --> 00:23:08,710
>> Payton And Samantha, Will You
864
00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:11,346
Please Step Up To The Podium?
865
00:23:06,908 --> 00:23:14,416
Your Topic Is...
866
00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:17,686
Baby-Seal Hunting.
867
00:23:11,412 --> 00:23:19,420
Payton For, And Samantha
868
00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:21,289
Against.
869
00:23:17,753 --> 00:23:23,191
>> Well, Most People Would Argue
870
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:24,391
That Baby-Seal Hunters Need To
871
00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:26,326
Make A Living, But My Argument
872
00:23:24,256 --> 00:23:26,928
Is Much More Basic.
873
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:28,796
Have You Ever Seen A Baby Seal's
874
00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:29,698
Face?
875
00:23:26,995 --> 00:23:31,099
They Just Have This Expression
876
00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:32,299
That Says...
877
00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:34,936
[ High-PITCHED ] "Beat Me.
878
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:36,137
Club Me.
879
00:23:32,366 --> 00:23:40,307
Smash My Brains In.
880
00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:41,443
Please."
881
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:42,409
[ Class Murmuring, Booing ]
882
00:23:40,374 --> 00:23:43,377
[ Normal VOICE ] I Mean, They're
883
00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:44,945
Practically Begging For A
884
00:23:42,477 --> 00:23:46,413
Clubbing.
885
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:48,116
[ Murmuring, Booing Continue ]
886
00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:48,483
>> Payton, Has Anyone Ever Told
887
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,850
You You Look Exactly Like A Baby
888
00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:53,087
Seal?
889
00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:54,722
[ Laughter ]
890
00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:55,323
[ School Bell Rings ]
891
00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:56,857
>> Thank You, Payton And
892
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:57,958
Samantha.
893
00:23:55,390 --> 00:24:00,295
We'll Finish It Later.
894
00:23:56,924 --> 00:24:02,129
All Right, Kids.
895
00:23:58,026 --> 00:24:02,130
Walk, Don't Run.
896
00:24:00,362 --> 00:24:02,130
[ Indistinct Conversations ]
897
00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:18,747
>> I Love Your Nail Polish.
898
00:24:12,507 --> 00:24:19,847
>> I'm Not Wearing Any.
899
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:21,048
Uh, Look, I'm -- I'm Sorry About
900
00:24:18,814 --> 00:24:22,883
That Burn.
901
00:24:19,914 --> 00:24:24,818
It Was The First Thing That Came
902
00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:27,421
Into My Mind.
903
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:28,922
To Be Honest, You Don't Really
904
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:32,226
Look Like A Baby Seal.
905
00:24:27,488 --> 00:24:34,895
Although, You're Both Pretty
906
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:35,229
Cute.
907
00:24:32,294 --> 00:24:37,031
>> Uh, So...
908
00:24:34,962 --> 00:24:38,398
>> So...
909
00:24:35,296 --> 00:24:39,467
>> I, Um...
910
00:24:37,097 --> 00:24:40,768
I Had Something Pretty Important
911
00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:41,803
That I Need To Ask You,
912
00:24:39,534 --> 00:24:44,139
Samantha.
913
00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:46,040
>> Yeah?
914
00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:46,041
>> Uh, So...
915
00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:46,041
>> Yeah, Payton?
916
00:24:48,442 --> 00:24:52,847
>> Do You Like The New
917
00:24:49,544 --> 00:24:52,848
Rob Zombie Flick?
918
00:24:50,978 --> 00:24:52,847
I Thought It Was Pretty Good.
919
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:58,486
>> I'll Talk To You Later,
920
00:24:55,449 --> 00:25:00,955
Payton.
921
00:24:56,484 --> 00:25:01,990
>> Payton, Have You Finished
922
00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:03,056
That Extra-Credit Family History
923
00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,891
I Asked For?
924
00:25:02,056 --> 00:25:05,026
>> Oh. Yeah.
925
00:25:03,123 --> 00:25:06,928
Mm.
926
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:08,563
Here.
927
00:25:05,093 --> 00:25:10,497
Although, I'm Not Really Sure
928
00:25:06,995 --> 00:25:12,467
Why The School Needs To Know
929
00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:13,401
That My Dad Loves Piña Coladas
930
00:25:10,564 --> 00:25:14,468
But Doesn't Like Getting Caught
931
00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:16,304
In The Rain.
932
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:18,206
>> Oh.
933
00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:19,274
Boxer Briefs.
934
00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:21,109
Surprising Choice, But
935
00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:21,109
Impressive.
936
00:25:19,341 --> 00:25:21,109
>> Can I Have My Phone?
937
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:28,583
I Tried Asking Her Out.
938
00:25:25,013 --> 00:25:30,318
>> If You Don't Ask Her Out By
939
00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:31,486
Tomorrow, You're A Lost Cause,
940
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:32,887
And I Don't Work With Lost
941
00:25:30,384 --> 00:25:33,453
Causes.
942
00:25:31,553 --> 00:25:34,988
>> Tomorrow?
943
00:25:33,019 --> 00:25:36,157
[ Sighs ]
944
00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:36,157
I Know Exactly What's Gonna
945
00:25:35,122 --> 00:25:36,158
Happen.
946
00:25:40,195 --> 00:25:45,533
Hello, Samantha.
947
00:25:42,464 --> 00:25:48,136
Just Wondering If You Wanted To
948
00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:50,839
Rock The Hizzy With
949
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:52,474
Tickle Attack.
950
00:25:48,202 --> 00:25:52,473
That's My Guitar Hero Cover Band
951
00:25:50,905 --> 00:25:52,473
With Ollie And Chester.
952
00:25:56,945 --> 00:26:01,916
I'll Text Her -- Later Tonight.
953
00:25:58,947 --> 00:26:02,851
>> Wow!
954
00:25:59,948 --> 00:26:04,285
You're So Romantic.
955
00:26:01,983 --> 00:26:05,386
>> Oh.
956
00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:06,888
Well, I Mean...
957
00:26:04,352 --> 00:26:07,522
>> Call Her.
958
00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:08,989
>> On The Phone?
959
00:26:06,955 --> 00:26:09,624
>> Yes!
960
00:26:07,589 --> 00:26:10,491
>> Hey, Carrie.
961
00:26:09,056 --> 00:26:13,627
>> What's Up, Girls?
962
00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:14,461
>> Ohhh!
963
00:26:10,557 --> 00:26:15,362
Were You Two Up Here Making Out?
964
00:26:13,695 --> 00:26:16,231
>> Yes.
965
00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:17,564
>> Nice.
966
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:19,234
[ Both Squeal ]
967
00:26:16,297 --> 00:26:22,237
>> Are You Gonna Have Babies?
968
00:26:17,632 --> 00:26:23,036
>> What Are You Guys Doing Here?
969
00:26:19,301 --> 00:26:24,472
>> Oh, We're Hiding From...
970
00:26:22,304 --> 00:26:25,340
Ollie.
971
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:26,240
>> Hey, Girl. What's Up?
972
00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:27,107
Hey, Girl.
973
00:26:25,472 --> 00:26:28,308
Hey, Girl.
974
00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:29,110
Hey, Girl.
975
00:26:27,174 --> 00:26:30,143
>> In The Library?
976
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,179
Bad Plan.
977
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:32,213
>> Oh, My God.
978
00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:33,247
Is This A Library?
979
00:26:31,246 --> 00:26:34,047
>> Y-You're Probably Right.
980
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:34,449
We Should Go. We Should Go.
981
00:26:33,314 --> 00:26:35,048
>> Definitely Go.
982
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,183
>> Let's Go.
983
00:26:34,516 --> 00:26:37,285
>> Gross.
984
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,651
>> Okay, So, I Ran The Numbers,
985
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,151
And I Think It's A Better Use Of
986
00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:39,286
My Time --
987
00:26:37,718 --> 00:26:40,622
Oh!
988
00:26:38,218 --> 00:26:41,389
>> I Totally Forgot --
989
00:26:39,353 --> 00:26:42,155
I'm Loving The Top, Girl!
990
00:26:40,689 --> 00:26:43,224
>> Thanks.
991
00:26:41,456 --> 00:26:44,092
>> Mm-Hmm!
992
00:26:42,222 --> 00:26:44,558
>> Thanks. See Ya.
993
00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,126
>> Okay. Bye.
994
00:26:44,159 --> 00:26:46,593
>> Bye.
995
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,228
Okay.
996
00:26:45,192 --> 00:26:48,930
So, You're Going To Call Her,
997
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:50,364
Right?
998
00:26:47,295 --> 00:26:51,666
>> Well, Actually, I've Kind Of
999
00:26:48,997 --> 00:26:53,901
Been Working On These Pretty
1000
00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:55,035
Excellent Pickup Lines.
1001
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:55,336
>> No Pickup Lines -- Ever.
1002
00:26:53,968 --> 00:26:57,005
>> But They're Really, Really
1003
00:26:55,103 --> 00:26:58,538
Good.
1004
00:26:55,402 --> 00:26:59,172
>> Don't You Realize Any Girl
1005
00:26:57,072 --> 00:27:00,574
With Half A Brain Hates Pickup
1006
00:26:58,605 --> 00:27:02,009
Lines?
1007
00:26:59,239 --> 00:27:02,943
>> Just -- Just Pretend That
1008
00:27:00,641 --> 00:27:03,611
You're Samantha, Okay?
1009
00:27:02,076 --> 00:27:05,579
>> [ Chuckles ]
1010
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,213
Yeah, Carrie.
1011
00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:06,981
Pretend You Have Donkitis And No
1012
00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,682
Tits.
1013
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,315
Hey. Hey.
1014
00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:09,383
[ Chuckles ]
1015
00:27:07,748 --> 00:27:10,351
>> Hey, Baby.
1016
00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:11,251
>> [ Chuckling ] Please Don't.
1017
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:13,220
>> Is Your Name Gillette?
1018
00:27:10,418 --> 00:27:14,289
>> I Don't Want To Know.
1019
00:27:11,318 --> 00:27:15,522
>> Because You Are The Best A
1020
00:27:13,287 --> 00:27:17,224
Man Can Get.
1021
00:27:14,355 --> 00:27:19,593
Oh, Hey, Carrie.
1022
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:20,695
Are You An Architect?
1023
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:21,996
Because You Seem To Make Every
1024
00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,497
Room You're In...
1025
00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:23,598
[ High-PITCHED ] Beautiful.
1026
00:27:22,063 --> 00:27:24,098
>> I Have One.
1027
00:27:22,564 --> 00:27:25,667
Do Your Pants Have Mirrors On
1028
00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:26,366
Them?
1029
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:27,468
Because I Can Totally See Myself
1030
00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:28,937
In Them.
1031
00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:30,305
[ Laughs ]
1032
00:27:27,535 --> 00:27:31,672
>> [ Normal VOICE ] You Want To
1033
00:27:29,004 --> 00:27:33,373
Wear Her Pants?
1034
00:27:30,372 --> 00:27:35,276
>> [ Chuckling ] Right?
1035
00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:36,576
>> Forget The Pickup Lines.
1036
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:39,381
Pick Up A Phone And Just Call
1037
00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:39,381
Her And Ask Her Out.
1038
00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:39,381
She'll Say Yes. I Promise.
1039
00:27:41,248 --> 00:27:45,620
>> Okay.
1040
00:27:42,449 --> 00:27:47,220
>> Okay.
1041
00:27:43,651 --> 00:27:48,689
>> Okay, Thanks.
1042
00:27:45,687 --> 00:27:50,190
>> Why Is She Helping Him?
1043
00:27:47,353 --> 00:27:51,359
Maybe It's Because Payton's
1044
00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:52,593
Helping Me With Comics.
1045
00:27:50,324 --> 00:27:53,961
If She's Helping Him Because
1046
00:27:51,426 --> 00:27:55,096
He's Helping Me, Then It's Like
1047
00:27:52,726 --> 00:27:56,197
We're On The Same Team, And I
1048
00:27:54,094 --> 00:27:57,332
Should Be Helping Somebody...?
1049
00:27:55,228 --> 00:27:58,298
You Know, Next Time Grandma
1050
00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:59,434
Gets Out Of Her Car, I'm Gonna
1051
00:27:57,465 --> 00:28:00,101
Open The Door For Her.
1052
00:27:58,365 --> 00:28:00,634
>> You Stupid Boy!
1053
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,035
>> Ow!
1054
00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:03,137
>> [ Screams ]
1055
00:28:00,701 --> 00:28:03,537
>> When Mrs. Hooper's Blind Ass
1056
00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:04,205
Trips, I'll Stop Laughing
1057
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:05,439
Sooner.
1058
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:06,440
[ Chuckles ]
1059
00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:07,708
Or When Coach Bronko Has Us Run
1060
00:28:05,573 --> 00:28:08,376
Laps, I'll Slow Down So
1061
00:28:06,507 --> 00:28:10,210
Everyone Else Doesn't Look Like
1062
00:28:07,842 --> 00:28:10,210
Such Dorks.
1063
00:28:08,508 --> 00:28:10,210
[ Laughs ]
1064
00:28:14,516 --> 00:28:17,451
>> Hey.
1065
00:28:15,115 --> 00:28:19,019
>> Oh, Hey, Babe.
1066
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:20,287
>> So, Did You Want To Hit The
1067
00:28:17,518 --> 00:28:20,755
Galleria And Then Maybe Go To
1068
00:28:19,086 --> 00:28:22,323
Ted Drewes For Some Frozen
1069
00:28:20,354 --> 00:28:22,589
Custard?
1070
00:28:20,822 --> 00:28:24,158
>> Actually, I Got This Thing To
1071
00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:25,626
Do.
1072
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:26,660
>> What Thing?
1073
00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,362
>> Uh, It's For A Girl.
1074
00:28:25,692 --> 00:28:29,396
>> What Girl?
1075
00:28:26,728 --> 00:28:30,731
>> Um, No, You Don't Know Her.
1076
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:32,266
She's In College.
1077
00:28:29,464 --> 00:28:34,135
>> Well [Scoffs] What Are You
1078
00:28:30,798 --> 00:28:34,701
Doing With This College Girl?
1079
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:37,537
>> Oh, Just Lifting Stuff...
1080
00:28:34,201 --> 00:28:39,073
For Her.
1081
00:28:34,768 --> 00:28:41,575
She's Not Hot At All.
1082
00:28:37,604 --> 00:28:43,377
Neh.
1083
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:46,747
You're Fine With It, Right?
1084
00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:48,449
>> Totally Fine.
1085
00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:51,586
>> Thanks, Babe.
1086
00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:54,389
I'll See Ya.
1087
00:28:48,516 --> 00:28:54,389
>> Have Fun Lifting Stuff.
1088
00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:54,389
With Your Not-Hot College Girl.
1089
00:28:56,824 --> 00:29:01,395
>> Let's...Call.
1090
00:28:59,193 --> 00:29:04,164
Yeah.
1091
00:29:00,195 --> 00:29:06,401
[ Sighs ]
1092
00:29:01,462 --> 00:29:08,235
[ Ringing ]
1093
00:29:04,231 --> 00:29:08,235
Ehh...Well, So, I'll Text Her.
1094
00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,236
[ Ringtone Plays ]
1095
00:29:08,535 --> 00:29:12,273
>> Call Her.
1096
00:29:09,603 --> 00:29:13,373
>> Can't I Just Text Her?
1097
00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:14,441
Please?
1098
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:16,544
>> [ Scoffs ]
1099
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,411
Grow A Pair.
1100
00:29:14,508 --> 00:29:18,813
>> I'm Better At Writing Than
1101
00:29:16,611 --> 00:29:21,248
Talking.
1102
00:29:17,478 --> 00:29:21,248
>> Don't Text Me Until You've
1103
00:29:18,946 --> 00:29:21,249
Called And Asked Her Out.
1104
00:29:22,749 --> 00:29:28,522
>> [ Sighs ]
1105
00:29:25,786 --> 00:29:29,790
[ Ringing ]
1106
00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:30,490
>> Hi, IT'S Sam.
1107
00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:31,458
Unless YOU'RE STUPID, YOU KNOW
1108
00:29:29,923 --> 00:29:32,426
WHAT TO DO.
1109
00:29:30,557 --> 00:29:33,760
[ Beep ]
1110
00:29:31,526 --> 00:29:34,562
>> Hi, Samantha.
1111
00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:35,463
Um, So, I-I'm Sorry If I'm
1112
00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:36,730
Bugging You.
1113
00:29:34,629 --> 00:29:38,399
I Just -- I --
1114
00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:39,666
Well, The Reason That I'm
1115
00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:41,803
Actually Calling Is -- Is That
1116
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:42,670
I-I Wanted To Ask, Um --
1117
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:44,272
This Probably Sounds Crazy.
1118
00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:45,273
Mm. This Is --
1119
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:46,274
I-I Don't -- I -- I-If You're
1120
00:29:44,339 --> 00:29:46,707
Busy, That's Fine.
1121
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,775
I-It's Fine If You're -- If
1122
00:29:46,341 --> 00:29:48,810
You're Busy.
1123
00:29:46,774 --> 00:29:49,310
Oh, I Wanted To That If Maybe
1124
00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:50,745
You Wanted To Really Just Do
1125
00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:51,344
The --
1126
00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:54,548
>> You HAVE REACHED YOUR MESSAGE
1127
00:29:50,878 --> 00:29:55,483
LIMIT.
1128
00:29:51,478 --> 00:29:56,484
Goodbye.
1129
00:29:54,615 --> 00:29:58,318
>> Okay.
1130
00:29:55,549 --> 00:30:00,087
[ Sighs ]
1131
00:29:56,551 --> 00:30:00,088
Yeah.
1132
00:29:58,385 --> 00:30:00,087
[ Chime Tone Plays ]
1133
00:30:00,388 --> 00:30:04,192
>> I Would Love To Go Out With
1134
00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:04,191
You.
1135
00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:04,191
Colon, Dash, Parenthesis.
1136
00:30:04,491 --> 00:30:06,260
>> [ Clears Throat ]
1137
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,766
[ Chime Tone Plays ]
1138
00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:14,501
>> Really!
1139
00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:15,635
[ Chuckles ]
1140
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:18,105
>> You Want To Go...
1141
00:30:14,568 --> 00:30:19,139
I Have A Date.
1142
00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:20,373
Not With Carrie, But...
1143
00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:21,241
But Still A Date.
1144
00:30:19,207 --> 00:30:22,543
Whoo-Hoo!
1145
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,810
Yes!
1146
00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:25,646
Thank You.
1147
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:25,647
Thank You.
1148
00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:25,647
[ Sighs ]
1149
00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:34,388
[ Cartoon Plays On Tv ]
1150
00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:34,388
Gale, Where's Dad?
1151
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,389
>> Stay Black!
1152
00:30:40,562 --> 00:30:44,599
>> Dad.
1153
00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:46,167
Can I Borrow The Car Friday
1154
00:30:42,529 --> 00:30:48,735
Night?
1155
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:50,171
>> Why?
1156
00:30:46,234 --> 00:30:51,672
>> I...Have A Date.
1157
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:53,808
>> With A Girl?
1158
00:30:50,237 --> 00:30:54,508
>> Yes, With A Girl.
1159
00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:55,610
>> [ Chuckling ] Okay, Good.
1160
00:30:53,874 --> 00:30:56,611
All Right.
1161
00:30:54,575 --> 00:30:58,545
You Can Drive Brunella.
1162
00:30:55,677 --> 00:30:59,714
>> [ Scoffing ] Oh.
1163
00:30:56,678 --> 00:31:01,248
Dad. Dad.
1164
00:30:58,612 --> 00:31:02,449
First Date Here, Okay?
1165
00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:03,817
Can't Ruin My Reputation By
1166
00:31:01,315 --> 00:31:04,518
Showing Up In Brunella.
1167
00:31:02,516 --> 00:31:06,254
>> Name One Thing Wrong With
1168
00:31:03,884 --> 00:31:07,454
Brunella.
1169
00:31:04,585 --> 00:31:07,889
>> One Thing?
1170
00:31:06,321 --> 00:31:09,323
The Taillight Is Held On By
1171
00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:09,624
Duct Tape.
1172
00:31:07,956 --> 00:31:10,891
The Passenger Seat Belt Is Duct
1173
00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,325
Tape.
1174
00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:15,529
I'm Pretty Sure The Only Thing
1175
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:17,465
That Keeps The Car Together Is
1176
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:20,168
The Rust.
1177
00:31:15,596 --> 00:31:21,334
The Rust And The Duct Tape.
1178
00:31:17,532 --> 00:31:21,802
>> Son, That Is What We Call
1179
00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:22,904
"Character."
1180
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,938
>> [ Sighs ]
1181
00:31:21,869 --> 00:31:25,273
>> Look, Do You Want This Girl
1182
00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:26,406
To Go Out With You Because
1183
00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:28,910
You're Driving A Nice Car Or '
1184
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:30,745
'Cause Of What You Got Inside?
1185
00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:31,779
>> Dad, First Date Here.
1186
00:31:28,977 --> 00:31:32,747
>> Well, Wh-- What Is Wrong With
1187
00:31:30,812 --> 00:31:34,782
Driving Brunella?
1188
00:31:31,845 --> 00:31:35,715
What's The Worst That Can
1189
00:31:32,814 --> 00:31:37,317
Happen?
1190
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:38,886
[ Tires Squeal ]
1191
00:31:35,783 --> 00:31:39,786
>> Actually, The Worst Thing
1192
00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:40,887
That Could Happen Would Be If A
1193
00:31:39,018 --> 00:31:42,189
Truck Driver Driving
1194
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,190
Cross-Country Finds Out That
1195
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,291
The Woman That He Was In Love
1196
00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:46,294
With On The Internet Was
1197
00:31:43,324 --> 00:31:47,795
Actually Just A Pimply Faced
1198
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:49,496
16-Year-Old Boy.
1199
00:31:46,427 --> 00:31:51,199
So He Loads Up On A Mixture Of
1200
00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:52,433
Nodoz And Jack Daniel's, Which
1201
00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:53,633
Causes Him To Temporarily Lose
1202
00:31:51,332 --> 00:31:54,869
Control Of His Big Rig,
1203
00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:56,336
Swerving Into My Lane, And,
1204
00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:57,470
Because Brunella Doesn't Have
1205
00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:58,705
Automatic Steering, Forcing Me
1206
00:31:56,469 --> 00:32:00,440
Into The Guardrail, Then
1207
00:31:57,603 --> 00:32:01,942
Through It, Then Down A Cliff
1208
00:31:58,773 --> 00:32:03,778
As We Tumble End Over End Until
1209
00:32:00,574 --> 00:32:05,880
It Lands Upside Down, Crushing
1210
00:32:02,075 --> 00:32:07,814
Us, Catching Fire, And We
1211
00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:09,417
Slowly Burn And Bleed To Death
1212
00:32:06,013 --> 00:32:10,851
At The Same Time.
1213
00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:11,718
>> All Right, Look -- If A Girl
1214
00:32:09,484 --> 00:32:14,956
Will Date You Driving Brunella,
1215
00:32:10,918 --> 00:32:15,723
She's A Keeper.
1216
00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:16,791
>> Dad, Please?
1217
00:32:15,023 --> 00:32:19,493
>> You Know What?
1218
00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:21,928
You're Never A Loser Till You
1219
00:32:16,858 --> 00:32:24,199
Quit Trying.
1220
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:24,199
>> What?!
1221
00:32:21,996 --> 00:32:24,199
>> Mike Ditka.
1222
00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:31,538
>> What You Up To?
1223
00:32:29,603 --> 00:32:32,640
>> Geez!
1224
00:32:30,337 --> 00:32:33,773
[ Chuckling ] Nothing.
1225
00:32:31,605 --> 00:32:34,441
Why Would I Be Up To Something?
1226
00:32:32,707 --> 00:32:34,976
It's Not Like I Have Anything To
1227
00:32:33,841 --> 00:32:36,010
Hide From You.
1228
00:32:34,508 --> 00:32:38,246
[ Chuckles ]
1229
00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:38,813
>> So, How Did Lifting Go With
1230
00:32:36,076 --> 00:32:39,913
That College Girl?
1231
00:32:38,313 --> 00:32:41,849
>> What?
1232
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,818
>> You Know, That College Girl
1233
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:44,684
That You Had To Lift Stuff For.
1234
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:46,254
>> Oh. Yeah, That.
1235
00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:47,520
Um...
1236
00:32:44,751 --> 00:32:48,822
Yeah, It Went Okay.
1237
00:32:46,321 --> 00:32:49,857
Actually, It Went So Well, She
1238
00:32:47,587 --> 00:32:51,358
Wants Me To Lift Stuff For Her
1239
00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:51,993
A Couple Times A Week.
1240
00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:53,693
>> She Does, Does She?
1241
00:32:51,426 --> 00:32:55,362
>> [ Chuckles ]
1242
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:55,763
>> I Guess We're Both Lucky To
1243
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,796
Have Such A Strong Man In Our
1244
00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:57,898
Lives.
1245
00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:59,400
>> Totally.
1246
00:32:56,863 --> 00:32:59,967
>> So, What's This Lucky Girl's
1247
00:32:57,965 --> 00:33:01,869
Name?
1248
00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:02,603
>> Andy.
1249
00:33:00,034 --> 00:33:03,737
>> And Where Does Andy Go To
1250
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:05,406
School?
1251
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:07,941
>> College. Duh.
1252
00:33:03,805 --> 00:33:09,009
>> What's She Studying?
1253
00:33:05,472 --> 00:33:10,377
>> Books, Mostly.
1254
00:33:08,008 --> 00:33:10,810
>> Great.
1255
00:33:09,076 --> 00:33:13,546
Well, I'll Have To Meet Her
1256
00:33:10,445 --> 00:33:14,548
Sometime.
1257
00:33:10,878 --> 00:33:15,850
>> Ohhh, Uh...
1258
00:33:13,613 --> 00:33:16,917
I'm Sorry.
1259
00:33:14,614 --> 00:33:17,984
I-I Mean, No.
1260
00:33:15,917 --> 00:33:18,519
You Two Won't Get Along.
1261
00:33:16,984 --> 00:33:19,387
She'd Be Way Too Jealous Of
1262
00:33:18,052 --> 00:33:20,888
Your...
1263
00:33:18,585 --> 00:33:21,889
[ Inhales Sharply ]
1264
00:33:19,453 --> 00:33:23,757
...Beauty And...Stuff.
1265
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:24,692
[ Chuckles ]
1266
00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:25,760
>> Well, I Wouldn't Want To Make
1267
00:33:23,891 --> 00:33:26,794
Her Jealous.
1268
00:33:24,758 --> 00:33:27,995
Maybe You And I Should Stop
1269
00:33:25,826 --> 00:33:29,563
Seeing Each Other Till, You
1270
00:33:26,861 --> 00:33:31,332
Know, You're Done Lifting Stuff.
1271
00:33:28,062 --> 00:33:34,035
>> Hey, Hey.
1272
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:35,870
Don't Be Silly.
1273
00:33:31,399 --> 00:33:35,870
We're Just Friends.
1274
00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:35,870
>> Okay.
1275
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:43,076
>> Oh, Look.
1276
00:33:40,807 --> 00:33:43,910
It's The Rolling Hill Retards!
1277
00:33:42,543 --> 00:33:45,680
>> Boo!
1278
00:33:43,143 --> 00:33:46,479
>> Dude!
1279
00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:48,483
>> That Never Gets Old!
1280
00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:48,483
>> Ugh!
1281
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,482
>> Apparently, Neither Do They.
1282
00:33:51,385 --> 00:33:55,488
>> So, Looks Like Your Little
1283
00:33:52,687 --> 00:33:57,958
Dr. Phil Theories About Me Were
1284
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:58,658
Wrong, Because I Asked Samantha
1285
00:33:55,555 --> 00:34:00,393
Out, And She Said Yes.
1286
00:33:58,025 --> 00:34:01,562
>> See?
1287
00:33:58,726 --> 00:34:03,331
I Knew You Had It In You.
1288
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:04,064
With Some Prodding.
1289
00:34:01,629 --> 00:34:05,866
>> Why Didn't You Tell Me They
1290
00:34:03,398 --> 00:34:06,534
Killed Robin?
1291
00:34:04,132 --> 00:34:08,068
>> Clark, This Is A Really Big
1292
00:34:05,932 --> 00:34:08,936
Moment.
1293
00:34:06,601 --> 00:34:10,104
Payton's About To Go On His
1294
00:34:08,135 --> 00:34:10,637
First Date.
1295
00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:11,539
>> What Makes You Think It's My
1296
00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:12,373
First?
1297
00:34:10,704 --> 00:34:13,440
>> It's Nothing To Be
1298
00:34:11,606 --> 00:34:13,874
Embarrassed About.
1299
00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:16,543
You're Just A Late Bloomer,
1300
00:34:13,508 --> 00:34:17,878
That's All.
1301
00:34:13,941 --> 00:34:19,413
But I Am So Proud Of You.
1302
00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:19,979
>> How Could They Kill Robin?
1303
00:34:17,945 --> 00:34:20,881
>> They Killed Off The Second
1304
00:34:19,479 --> 00:34:22,048
Robin, Okay?
1305
00:34:20,046 --> 00:34:22,849
The Jason Todd Robin.
1306
00:34:20,947 --> 00:34:23,883
But He Was A Jerk, And The Joker
1307
00:34:22,115 --> 00:34:25,052
Caught Him Anyway.
1308
00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:26,420
They Left It Up To The Fans
1309
00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:26,853
Whether They Wanted Him To Live
1310
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,988
Or Die, And They All Said, "Get
1311
00:34:26,487 --> 00:34:29,757
Rid Of Him."
1312
00:34:26,921 --> 00:34:30,524
But It's Okay, Because
1313
00:34:28,054 --> 00:34:31,858
Superboy-Prime Can Punch People
1314
00:34:29,824 --> 00:34:33,059
Back Alive.
1315
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:35,362
>> It's Just Wrong.
1316
00:34:31,925 --> 00:34:37,430
It's Unamerican.
1317
00:34:33,126 --> 00:34:38,565
I Mean, It's Always Been Batman
1318
00:34:35,429 --> 00:34:39,065
And Robin, Montana And Rice, Or
1319
00:34:37,497 --> 00:34:39,833
Bert And Ernie.
1320
00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:41,569
[ Chuckles ]
1321
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:43,104
>> Anyway...
1322
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,737
So, Where Are You Taking Her?
1323
00:34:41,635 --> 00:34:45,438
>> Uh, My Dad Recommended This
1324
00:34:43,171 --> 00:34:46,040
Place.
1325
00:34:43,804 --> 00:34:48,641
He Took My Mom There On Their
1326
00:34:45,505 --> 00:34:50,643
First Date.
1327
00:34:46,106 --> 00:34:52,412
>> That Is So Romantic.
1328
00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:52,780
So Much More Romantic Than Where
1329
00:34:50,711 --> 00:34:54,048
We Went On Our First Date.
1330
00:34:52,479 --> 00:34:54,849
>> What?
1331
00:34:52,847 --> 00:34:56,450
Under The Bleachers After School
1332
00:34:54,115 --> 00:34:57,551
Wasn't Romantic?
1333
00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:58,419
>> No.
1334
00:34:56,517 --> 00:35:00,121
>> It Was For Me.
1335
00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:01,889
[ Chuckles ]
1336
00:34:58,485 --> 00:35:03,556
>> Okay, This Is Very Important.
1337
00:35:00,188 --> 00:35:03,858
Always Open The Door For Her,
1338
00:35:01,956 --> 00:35:05,459
Especially When Getting In The
1339
00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:06,927
Car.
1340
00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:08,595
Go Around To Her Side First,
1341
00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:09,429
Open The Door, Let Her In, Then
1342
00:35:06,994 --> 00:35:10,664
Close The Door, Go Back Around
1343
00:35:08,662 --> 00:35:12,166
To Your Side.
1344
00:35:09,496 --> 00:35:13,767
It's Very Gentlemanlike.
1345
00:35:10,731 --> 00:35:14,135
>> And That Way, You Get A Good
1346
00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:15,836
Look At Her Ass When She Sits
1347
00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:17,037
Down.
1348
00:35:14,202 --> 00:35:17,872
>> You'll Know She Really Likes
1349
00:35:15,903 --> 00:35:18,839
You If She Gives You...
1350
00:35:17,104 --> 00:35:20,441
A Reach-Over.
1351
00:35:17,938 --> 00:35:21,941
>> A Reach-Over?
1352
00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:22,675
>> It's When She Reaches Over
1353
00:35:20,508 --> 00:35:24,412
And Unlocks The Door Before You
1354
00:35:22,008 --> 00:35:25,945
Get There.
1355
00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:26,479
At Dinner, Find Out What She
1356
00:35:24,479 --> 00:35:28,048
Wants, And Then Order It For
1357
00:35:26,012 --> 00:35:28,982
Her.
1358
00:35:26,546 --> 00:35:29,916
Compliment Her On Her Outfit.
1359
00:35:28,115 --> 00:35:30,418
And Her Hair.
1360
00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:31,986
Or Her Shoes.
1361
00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:32,886
Ah!
1362
00:35:30,485 --> 00:35:35,155
Girls Love It When You Notice
1363
00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:36,423
Their Shoes.
1364
00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:37,525
You Want To Be Strong, But
1365
00:35:35,222 --> 00:35:38,191
Sensitive...
1366
00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:39,092
Mysterious...
1367
00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:39,760
Informative...
1368
00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:41,061
Interesting...
1369
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:41,628
Removed.
1370
00:35:39,827 --> 00:35:42,830
You Want To Impress Her At All
1371
00:35:41,128 --> 00:35:43,463
Times.
1372
00:35:41,695 --> 00:35:44,664
You Want Everything To Run
1373
00:35:42,896 --> 00:35:46,032
Smoothly.
1374
00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,599
You Want To Be Perfect.
1375
00:35:44,731 --> 00:35:48,067
>> You Want To Get To Second
1376
00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:48,902
Base!
1377
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:51,671
Any First Date Where You Don't
1378
00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:52,673
Is A Failure.
1379
00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:54,875
>> Can't I Just Be Myself?
1380
00:35:51,738 --> 00:35:56,778
>> Both: No!
1381
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:56,778
[ Engine Sputtering ]
1382
00:35:54,941 --> 00:35:56,777
[ Engine Backfires ]
1383
00:36:00,847 --> 00:36:04,517
[ Stomach Gurgles ]
1384
00:36:03,050 --> 00:36:06,454
[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
1385
00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:06,454
>> Uh-Oh.
1386
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,453
That Didn't Sound Too Good.
1387
00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:13,026
Got To Love Taco Day.
1388
00:36:09,956 --> 00:36:14,494
>> Yeah.
1389
00:36:10,657 --> 00:36:15,996
Favorite Lunch Day By Far.
1390
00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:15,996
>> Only Good Things Can Come
1391
00:36:14,561 --> 00:36:15,996
From Taco Day.
1392
00:36:18,566 --> 00:36:21,735
At This Point, I Was Thinking I
1393
00:36:20,066 --> 00:36:23,637
May Have Eaten One Too Many
1394
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,637
Tacos.
1395
00:36:21,802 --> 00:36:23,637
[ Stomach Gurgles ]
1396
00:36:28,008 --> 00:36:29,776
[ Engine Shuts Off ]
1397
00:36:36,050 --> 00:36:38,519
[ Farts ]
1398
00:36:36,717 --> 00:36:40,555
Oh!
1399
00:36:37,251 --> 00:36:40,555
[ Sighs ]
1400
00:36:38,586 --> 00:36:40,555
Stupid Taco Day.
1401
00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:45,925
[ Farts ]
1402
00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:46,227
Okay.
1403
00:36:44,592 --> 00:36:47,994
Tell Her I Like Her Shoes.
1404
00:36:45,992 --> 00:36:48,828
No.
1405
00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:50,129
No, Tell Her I Like Her Outfit.
1406
00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:52,032
Or Her Hair.
1407
00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:52,033
O-Or Her Shoes.
1408
00:36:50,197 --> 00:36:52,032
[ Knock On Door ]
1409
00:36:55,068 --> 00:36:57,704
Samantha, You Look --
1410
00:36:55,936 --> 00:36:58,104
>> Hey, I'm Not Ready Yet, So,
1411
00:36:57,003 --> 00:36:59,940
Uh, Hey, Come In.
1412
00:36:57,771 --> 00:36:59,940
Just Relax.
1413
00:36:58,171 --> 00:36:59,940
I'll Be Done In Two Minutes.
1414
00:37:02,809 --> 00:37:07,047
>> ♪ No More Stress And... ♪
1415
00:37:04,045 --> 00:37:07,048
>> Okay.
1416
00:37:04,945 --> 00:37:07,047
>> ♪ ...No More Strain ♪
1417
00:37:10,584 --> 00:37:13,653
>> Um...
1418
00:37:11,217 --> 00:37:14,654
[ Groans ]
1419
00:37:12,153 --> 00:37:16,724
>> ♪ Sitting Back ♪
1420
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,157
>> [ Farting ]
1421
00:37:14,722 --> 00:37:19,994
>> ♪ Happy Jack, Time To Relax ♪
1422
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:20,995
>> Ugh!
1423
00:37:17,224 --> 00:37:23,064
>> ♪ Take It Easy, Take It
1424
00:37:20,061 --> 00:37:23,064
Slow ♪
1425
00:37:21,061 --> 00:37:23,063
>> [ Groaning, Farting ]
1426
00:37:26,834 --> 00:37:31,171
>> ♪ Am I Happy? Hmm ♪
1427
00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:32,206
♪ Just A Touch ♪
1428
00:37:30,838 --> 00:37:36,944
>> [ Farts ]
1429
00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:37,778
>> ♪ Sitting Back ♪
1430
00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:39,179
♪ Happy Jack, Time To Relax ♪
1431
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:39,746
>> Oh. [ Chuckles ]
1432
00:37:37,845 --> 00:37:40,080
>> ♪ Going Somewhere, Don't Care
1433
00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:42,182
Where ♪
1434
00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:42,815
>> Wow.
1435
00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:44,117
>> ♪ 'Cause He's Happy To Stay ♪
1436
00:37:42,249 --> 00:37:46,253
>> [ Gagging ]
1437
00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:48,089
>> ♪ Till The Journey's End ♪
1438
00:37:44,184 --> 00:37:48,088
>> [ Sniffs ]
1439
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,088
>> Ugh.
1440
00:37:53,327 --> 00:37:57,698
Oh. Sorry To Be Rude.
1441
00:37:54,394 --> 00:37:58,599
These Are My Parents, Suzie And
1442
00:37:55,963 --> 00:38:00,633
Thomas Gibson.
1443
00:37:57,764 --> 00:38:02,068
>> Ohh.
1444
00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:03,003
>> [ Clears Throat ]
1445
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:04,871
Taco Day, Huh?
1446
00:38:02,135 --> 00:38:04,871
>> I'll Be Right Back.
1447
00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,872
>> [ Sniffing ]
1448
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:12,579
[ Clock Ticking ]
1449
00:38:09,976 --> 00:38:12,979
>> Just So You Know, You Have,
1450
00:38:11,278 --> 00:38:14,348
Uh, Nothing To Worry About
1451
00:38:12,646 --> 00:38:14,949
Tonight.
1452
00:38:13,046 --> 00:38:16,215
Your Daughter's In Very Good
1453
00:38:14,414 --> 00:38:17,016
Hands.
1454
00:38:15,016 --> 00:38:20,954
I Promise To Be A Perfect
1455
00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:22,889
Gentleman.
1456
00:38:17,084 --> 00:38:25,292
Just Dinner, Movie, Home.
1457
00:38:21,021 --> 00:38:26,759
You Know, No -- No Monkey
1458
00:38:22,956 --> 00:38:28,161
Business.
1459
00:38:25,358 --> 00:38:30,163
>> We Feel Very Safe In Our
1460
00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:31,165
Belief That You're Going To Be
1461
00:38:28,229 --> 00:38:32,866
An Absolutely Perfect Gentleman
1462
00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:34,234
Tonight.
1463
00:38:31,231 --> 00:38:35,969
>> And Everything Samantha Has
1464
00:38:32,932 --> 00:38:37,637
Told Us About You Says That
1465
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:38,838
You're A Charming, Well-Behaved
1466
00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:40,240
Young Man.
1467
00:38:37,704 --> 00:38:41,275
>> We Just Wanted You To Know
1468
00:38:38,905 --> 00:38:42,642
That.
1469
00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:44,278
>> Mm-Hmm.
1470
00:38:41,342 --> 00:38:47,648
>> [ Chuckles ]
1471
00:38:42,709 --> 00:38:49,316
Okay.
1472
00:38:44,345 --> 00:38:52,785
>> I Know Where You Live.
1473
00:38:47,715 --> 00:38:54,622
>> Um...
1474
00:38:49,383 --> 00:38:54,622
>> I Know Where To Bury A Body.
1475
00:38:52,853 --> 00:38:54,621
>> Okay.
1476
00:38:56,856 --> 00:39:01,160
I'm Not -- I'm Not One Of Those
1477
00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:03,764
"Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am"
1478
00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:04,999
Guys.
1479
00:39:01,228 --> 00:39:06,233
No, I Keep My Hands To Myself.
1480
00:39:03,831 --> 00:39:07,767
I-I Actually Have A Friend --
1481
00:39:05,066 --> 00:39:09,236
Well, Not Really A Friend,
1482
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:10,804
But -- But He Thinks A-A First
1483
00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:12,271
Date Is A Failure Unless You Get
1484
00:39:09,302 --> 00:39:13,139
To Second Base, But I Have No
1485
00:39:10,871 --> 00:39:13,407
Plans To Get To Second Base With
1486
00:39:12,338 --> 00:39:14,874
Your Daughter.
1487
00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:15,775
No.
1488
00:39:13,474 --> 00:39:16,809
I Am Not Interested In Her
1489
00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:17,744
Breasts At All.
1490
00:39:15,842 --> 00:39:19,012
N-N-Not That I Don't Like Them.
1491
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:20,648
I Mean, They're Very Nice --
1492
00:39:17,811 --> 00:39:22,115
Small, But Nice, You Know.
1493
00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:22,650
Not -- Not The Nicest In School.
1494
00:39:20,715 --> 00:39:24,651
I Mean, I Can See Where She Gets
1495
00:39:22,182 --> 00:39:25,385
Them.
1496
00:39:22,717 --> 00:39:27,153
Not That You Have Small Breasts,
1497
00:39:24,718 --> 00:39:28,255
Miss Gibson.
1498
00:39:25,452 --> 00:39:29,956
Just Saying That They're...
1499
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:31,025
There, You Know.
1500
00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:32,726
So, Chances Are That Samantha
1501
00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:34,160
Got Them From You.
1502
00:39:31,092 --> 00:39:34,862
Not That Mr. Gibson's Side Of
1503
00:39:32,793 --> 00:39:35,863
The Family Doesn't Have Nice
1504
00:39:34,228 --> 00:39:38,432
Breasts.
1505
00:39:34,929 --> 00:39:39,298
I'm Sure They Do.
1506
00:39:35,929 --> 00:39:40,833
They Seem...Nice And...
1507
00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:42,302
Small.
1508
00:39:39,365 --> 00:39:43,871
You Know, I Actually Prefer
1509
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:44,237
Small Breasts, And I Find Your
1510
00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:45,271
Daughter's To Be A Very Fine
1511
00:39:43,938 --> 00:39:46,305
Size.
1512
00:39:44,304 --> 00:39:47,273
N-Not That I Just Spend All My
1513
00:39:45,338 --> 00:39:48,275
Time In School Looking At Them.
1514
00:39:46,372 --> 00:39:49,175
I Mean, I Don't Spend All Of
1515
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:51,277
Third Period Staring At Your
1516
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:53,414
Daughter's Breasts, Okay?
1517
00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:55,382
So, Just To Be Clear, I Have No
1518
00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:56,250
Intention Whatsoever Of Going To
1519
00:39:53,481 --> 00:39:57,184
Second Base Tonight With Your
1520
00:39:55,449 --> 00:39:59,887
Daughter.
1521
00:39:56,316 --> 00:40:01,921
>> [ Gasps ]
1522
00:39:57,251 --> 00:40:03,257
Payton.
1523
00:39:59,954 --> 00:40:03,791
>> Yeah?
1524
00:40:01,988 --> 00:40:05,291
>> You Can Let Go Of My Breast
1525
00:40:03,324 --> 00:40:05,291
Now.
1526
00:40:03,858 --> 00:40:05,292
>> I'm Gonna Do That.
1527
00:40:07,528 --> 00:40:13,801
>> Okay.
1528
00:40:08,963 --> 00:40:13,801
Let's Go.
1529
00:40:11,865 --> 00:40:13,800
>> Pleasure Meeting Both Of You.
1530
00:40:20,273 --> 00:40:23,943
>> It's Another Thing To Check
1531
00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:24,878
Off My List -- Getting Felt Up
1532
00:40:22,943 --> 00:40:25,979
By A Date In Front Of My
1533
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:27,146
Parents.
1534
00:40:24,945 --> 00:40:28,282
>> I Just Spent The Last Five
1535
00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:29,416
Minutes Talking To Your Parents
1536
00:40:27,213 --> 00:40:31,485
About Your Breasts.
1537
00:40:28,349 --> 00:40:33,287
I Was Actually Telling Them How
1538
00:40:29,483 --> 00:40:34,755
Much I Enjoyed Them.
1539
00:40:31,552 --> 00:40:36,923
And Then I Grabbed One.
1540
00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:38,792
>> You Told My Parents That I
1541
00:40:34,822 --> 00:40:39,892
Have Nice Boobs?
1542
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:40,427
>> And Then...I Grabbed One.
1543
00:40:38,858 --> 00:40:42,429
I Am So Sorry.
1544
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:44,298
>> No.
1545
00:40:40,494 --> 00:40:44,298
You're Super-Cool And Totally
1546
00:40:42,496 --> 00:40:44,298
Awesome.
1547
00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:50,903
[ Smooches ]
1548
00:40:48,101 --> 00:40:52,338
>> Oh.
1549
00:40:49,336 --> 00:40:53,908
>> [ Chuckles ]
1550
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,907
>> Oh.
1551
00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:53,907
>> Oh.
1552
00:40:56,142 --> 00:41:00,213
>> Oh, Uh...
1553
00:40:57,545 --> 00:41:01,514
No!
1554
00:40:59,179 --> 00:41:03,149
>> Oh!
1555
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,351
>> Oh, I'm So Sorry!
1556
00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:05,284
Are You Okay?
1557
00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:05,853
>> [ Chuckles Nervously ]
1558
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:07,822
>> I'm Sorry. I'm So Sorry.
1559
00:41:05,351 --> 00:41:07,821
Are You --
1560
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,822
>> No Big Deal. I'm Fine.
1561
00:41:10,023 --> 00:41:14,360
>> I Really Like Your Outfit Or
1562
00:41:11,325 --> 00:41:15,763
Your Hair.
1563
00:41:12,392 --> 00:41:16,530
>> Thank You...?
1564
00:41:14,427 --> 00:41:17,163
>> I'm Just -- I'm Trying To Be
1565
00:41:15,829 --> 00:41:18,364
The Perfect Gentleman.
1566
00:41:16,597 --> 00:41:19,199
I'm Sorry.
1567
00:41:17,231 --> 00:41:20,200
>> You Don't Have To Apologize.
1568
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:21,001
>> Just -- Sorry.
1569
00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,135
>> [ Chuckles ]
1570
00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:22,436
Stop Apologizing.
1571
00:41:21,068 --> 00:41:25,005
>> Sorry For Apologizing So
1572
00:41:22,202 --> 00:41:25,805
Much.
1573
00:41:22,503 --> 00:41:26,939
>> Stop.
1574
00:41:25,072 --> 00:41:28,809
>> Yeah.
1575
00:41:25,872 --> 00:41:31,244
No -- No More...
1576
00:41:27,007 --> 00:41:33,113
Apologizing...Anymore.
1577
00:41:28,876 --> 00:41:33,113
Sorry.
1578
00:41:31,311 --> 00:41:33,113
Sorry.
1579
00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:49,095
[ Engine Turns Over ]
1580
00:41:51,564 --> 00:41:59,173
[ Tires Squeal ]
1581
00:41:54,601 --> 00:42:01,208
>> ♪ I Can't Seem To Look Away ♪
1582
00:41:57,037 --> 00:42:03,276
♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪
1583
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:05,345
♪ Wondering If You Would Ever
1584
00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:07,213
Know ♪
1585
00:42:03,343 --> 00:42:07,914
♪ In The Street Or In The Hall ♪
1586
00:42:05,412 --> 00:42:09,817
♪ With Your Back Flat To The
1587
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,084
Wall ♪
1588
00:42:07,981 --> 00:42:14,420
♪ Where You Are Is Where I Want
1589
00:42:09,883 --> 00:42:16,556
To Go ♪
1590
00:42:12,151 --> 00:42:18,592
♪ I Can't Seem To Look Away ♪
1591
00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:20,828
♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪
1592
00:42:16,624 --> 00:42:21,361
♪ Wondering If You Would Ever
1593
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:23,264
Know ♪
1594
00:42:20,894 --> 00:42:23,264
♪ In The -- ♪
1595
00:42:21,427 --> 00:42:23,263
[ Engine, Radio Shut Off ]
1596
00:42:27,934 --> 00:42:32,238
South Price Road.
1597
00:42:28,903 --> 00:42:33,372
My Dad Says This Place Has The
1598
00:42:30,336 --> 00:42:35,441
Best Meat In Town.
1599
00:42:32,305 --> 00:42:37,278
[ Dance Music Plays ]
1600
00:42:33,439 --> 00:42:37,278
>> Isn't This North Price Road?
1601
00:42:35,508 --> 00:42:37,277
>> Come On.
1602
00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:44,184
Oh, Yeah.
1603
00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:45,351
This Is Gonna Be Good.
1604
00:42:43,217 --> 00:42:47,153
[ Audience Cheering ]
1605
00:42:44,251 --> 00:42:47,854
Uh, Where's The Hostess?
1606
00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:49,455
>> May I Have Your Attention,
1607
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:51,157
Please?
1608
00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:53,126
Bring Your Seat Backs To Their
1609
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:55,996
Upright And Locked Position.
1610
00:42:51,224 --> 00:42:57,930
Prepare For Takeoff.
1611
00:42:53,193 --> 00:42:59,099
Get Ready, Ladies, For The Best
1612
00:42:56,063 --> 00:43:00,934
Meat In Town.
1613
00:42:57,997 --> 00:43:00,934
>> Ugh!
1614
00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,934
[ Music Continues ]
1615
00:43:07,407 --> 00:43:12,412
>> Oh, My...God.
1616
00:43:09,242 --> 00:43:12,412
Is That Miss Stewart?
1617
00:43:10,610 --> 00:43:12,412
>> [ Screams ]
1618
00:43:18,084 --> 00:43:20,019
>> Oh, Cool.
1619
00:43:22,423 --> 00:43:26,426
>> [ Laughing ]
1620
00:43:23,590 --> 00:43:29,563
[ Gasps ]
1621
00:43:24,391 --> 00:43:31,398
>> Ugh!
1622
00:43:26,492 --> 00:43:31,398
>> [ Screams ]
1623
00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:31,398
[ Laughing ]
1624
00:43:37,671 --> 00:43:42,442
>> All...Right.
1625
00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:43,443
>> Interesting Choice For A
1626
00:43:41,407 --> 00:43:44,043
First Date, Payton.
1627
00:43:42,508 --> 00:43:45,579
>> Hi, Samantha.
1628
00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:47,014
>> Hi.
1629
00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:48,481
>> Look, I Can't Begin To Tell
1630
00:43:45,646 --> 00:43:50,350
You How Sorry I Am.
1631
00:43:47,081 --> 00:43:52,052
I Do Not Enjoy Looking At
1632
00:43:48,548 --> 00:43:52,686
Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men With
1633
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:53,953
Sweat Dripping Down Their Nearly
1634
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:55,055
Naked Bodies.
1635
00:43:52,753 --> 00:43:55,622
If I'd Known It Had Been Like
1636
00:43:54,021 --> 00:43:56,923
That, I Wouldn't Have Taken You
1637
00:43:55,121 --> 00:43:57,690
With Me.
1638
00:43:55,688 --> 00:43:59,525
Not -- Not That I Would Have
1639
00:43:56,990 --> 00:44:00,193
Gone On My Own.
1640
00:43:57,758 --> 00:44:02,429
[ Sighs ]
1641
00:43:59,592 --> 00:44:03,696
Great.
1642
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:06,366
Now You Think I'm Probably Gay.
1643
00:44:02,496 --> 00:44:08,001
>> Did You Say Something After
1644
00:44:03,764 --> 00:44:09,336
"Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men"?
1645
00:44:06,432 --> 00:44:12,104
Remind Me To Ask Miss Stewart To
1646
00:44:08,068 --> 00:44:13,240
Organize Our Next Field Trip.
1647
00:44:09,403 --> 00:44:14,975
>> Carrie!
1648
00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:16,309
Hi, Carrie.
1649
00:44:13,307 --> 00:44:16,709
>> Aren't You On A Date?
1650
00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:18,311
>> I Was Under That Impression
1651
00:44:16,376 --> 00:44:19,947
Myself.
1652
00:44:16,776 --> 00:44:21,282
>> Payton!
1653
00:44:18,378 --> 00:44:21,281
Oh, Payton.
1654
00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:21,282
>> Hey, Clark.
1655
00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:30,423
>> How's The Date?
1656
00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:30,423
>> [ Laughs ]
1657
00:44:28,421 --> 00:44:30,423
[ Laughter ]
1658
00:44:34,293 --> 00:44:38,398
She Looks Like She Crapped Her
1659
00:44:35,461 --> 00:44:38,398
Pants.
1660
00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:38,398
[ Laughter Continues ]
1661
00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:44,505
[ Laughter Distorts ]
1662
00:44:51,211 --> 00:44:57,184
>> Those Are Really Nice Shoes.
1663
00:44:54,113 --> 00:44:58,517
>> Okay, Knock.
1664
00:44:55,715 --> 00:45:00,052
>> But You're Holding My Hand.
1665
00:44:57,251 --> 00:45:01,688
>> [ Scoffs ]
1666
00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:04,691
Okay, Now Knock.
1667
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:05,726
>> I Don't -- I Don't...
1668
00:45:01,755 --> 00:45:08,295
>> [ Sighs ]
1669
00:45:04,758 --> 00:45:09,529
>> Uh...
1670
00:45:05,793 --> 00:45:10,630
>> What?
1671
00:45:08,362 --> 00:45:11,365
>> Okay, Tell Her I'm Here With
1672
00:45:09,595 --> 00:45:12,231
Your Jacket And That You're
1673
00:45:10,697 --> 00:45:12,632
Sending Me In.
1674
00:45:11,432 --> 00:45:14,200
>> Huh?
1675
00:45:12,298 --> 00:45:15,235
>> [ Sighs ]
1676
00:45:12,699 --> 00:45:16,403
This Is What I'm Gonna Do -- I'm
1677
00:45:14,267 --> 00:45:17,771
Gonna Go In There With Your
1678
00:45:15,302 --> 00:45:19,139
Jacket And I'm Gonna Claim That
1679
00:45:16,470 --> 00:45:20,073
It's Your Idea.
1680
00:45:17,838 --> 00:45:21,141
When She Comes Out, Tell Her She
1681
00:45:19,206 --> 00:45:23,110
Looks Nice, 'Cause She's
1682
00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:23,776
Obviously Gonna Be Feeling A
1683
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:26,213
Little Insecure Right Now.
1684
00:45:23,177 --> 00:45:27,014
>> Wow.
1685
00:45:23,843 --> 00:45:27,780
You're Really Good At This.
1686
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,115
[ Breathes Deeply ]
1687
00:45:27,081 --> 00:45:29,783
Samantha!
1688
00:45:27,847 --> 00:45:31,985
Carrie's Gonna Be Coming In With
1689
00:45:29,182 --> 00:45:31,985
My Jacket.
1690
00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,985
>> [ Sarcastically ] Oh, Great.
1691
00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:37,023
>> [ Sighs ]
1692
00:45:35,088 --> 00:45:38,357
Just Don't Expect Me To Kiss Her
1693
00:45:36,289 --> 00:45:39,759
Good Night For You.
1694
00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:41,127
After This, You're On Your Own.
1695
00:45:38,425 --> 00:45:43,162
>> Hey.
1696
00:45:39,827 --> 00:45:44,731
She Gave Me A Reach-Around In
1697
00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:46,133
The Car.
1698
00:45:43,229 --> 00:45:46,800
>> It's Called A Reach-Over.
1699
00:45:44,798 --> 00:45:47,401
A Reach-Around's A Completely
1700
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,136
Different Thing.
1701
00:45:46,867 --> 00:45:50,771
>> Oh.
1702
00:45:47,467 --> 00:45:50,770
Maybe You'll Show Me That Later?
1703
00:45:49,202 --> 00:45:50,771
>> No.
1704
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:59,246
>> Women Are Like Any Great
1705
00:45:56,608 --> 00:46:01,347
Football Play -- They're Hard
1706
00:45:58,510 --> 00:46:03,315
To Read.
1707
00:45:59,378 --> 00:46:05,317
So The Key Is To Stay Focused,
1708
00:46:01,481 --> 00:46:06,119
And Don't Get Distracted By
1709
00:46:03,449 --> 00:46:07,253
Their Footballs, If You Know
1710
00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:08,554
What I Mean.
1711
00:46:06,186 --> 00:46:09,655
>> [ Chuckles ]
1712
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,490
I Know What You Mean, Coach.
1713
00:46:08,621 --> 00:46:13,459
>> If You're Talking To A Woman
1714
00:46:09,789 --> 00:46:15,062
And You Feel The Urge To Look
1715
00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:17,130
At Those Distractions, Just
1716
00:46:13,592 --> 00:46:18,798
Look Down At Your Watch And
1717
00:46:15,195 --> 00:46:18,798
Regain Focus.
1718
00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:18,798
>> Hello, Miss Stewart.
1719
00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:26,372
Wait.
1720
00:46:22,869 --> 00:46:27,807
No Way Payton's Out This Late.
1721
00:46:25,771 --> 00:46:29,308
Okay.
1722
00:46:26,439 --> 00:46:31,077
Okay, 10 Minutes To Drive To
1723
00:46:27,874 --> 00:46:31,545
Samantha's House...
1724
00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:33,213
10 Minutes 'Cause She's Not
1725
00:46:31,144 --> 00:46:34,514
Ready Yet...
1726
00:46:31,612 --> 00:46:36,215
15 To The Restaurant...
1727
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,350
A Hour For Dinner -- No.
1728
00:46:34,581 --> 00:46:40,120
Hour And A Half Because Kids Get
1729
00:46:36,282 --> 00:46:41,287
Sucky Service...
1730
00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:42,255
10 To Drive Samantha Home...
1731
00:46:40,186 --> 00:46:43,589
5 Minutes For That Awkward
1732
00:46:41,354 --> 00:46:45,092
Moment In The Car...
1733
00:46:42,322 --> 00:46:46,492
10 Seconds For The Kiss...
1734
00:46:43,657 --> 00:46:47,794
A Minute Of Stalling, Waiting
1735
00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:48,728
For The Woody To Go Down, And He
1736
00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:50,396
Gets Out Of The Car And Walks
1737
00:46:47,860 --> 00:46:51,730
Her To The Door...
1738
00:46:48,795 --> 00:46:52,766
Wait.
1739
00:46:50,463 --> 00:46:55,735
What If It's A Good Kiss?
1740
00:46:51,798 --> 00:46:58,238
What If It's A Couple Kisses?
1741
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:59,372
What If He Gets A Feel?
1742
00:46:55,802 --> 00:47:00,539
That Doesn't Add Up.
1743
00:46:58,304 --> 00:47:02,241
Ah, Shit!
1744
00:46:59,438 --> 00:47:02,241
Time To Call In Special Teams.
1745
00:47:00,606 --> 00:47:02,242
[ Speed-DIALING ]
1746
00:47:06,646 --> 00:47:11,317
>> There You Go. Enjoy.
1747
00:47:08,814 --> 00:47:13,820
>> I Took The Initiative Of
1748
00:47:09,816 --> 00:47:14,721
Ordering For Both Of Us,
1749
00:47:11,385 --> 00:47:16,156
Since...You Were So Busy Talking
1750
00:47:13,887 --> 00:47:17,724
To Carrie.
1751
00:47:14,787 --> 00:47:18,592
>> Oh, Yeah.
1752
00:47:16,222 --> 00:47:20,593
Isn't She Awesome?
1753
00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:22,262
>> ♪ Oh, Yeah! ♪
1754
00:47:18,659 --> 00:47:23,296
♪ Oh, Baby ♪
1755
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,296
♪ Gimme That Sexy ♪
1756
00:47:22,329 --> 00:47:23,296
♪ Yeah ♪
1757
00:47:26,733 --> 00:47:31,638
>> Yeah.
1758
00:47:28,202 --> 00:47:33,173
>> I'm So Hungry.
1759
00:47:30,503 --> 00:47:33,639
>> I Ordered Us Both The Same
1760
00:47:31,704 --> 00:47:34,473
Thing -- Grilled Patty Melts, My
1761
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,442
Favorite.
1762
00:47:33,706 --> 00:47:38,410
>> [ Muffled ] Mmm!
1763
00:47:34,541 --> 00:47:39,845
This Is So Good!
1764
00:47:35,508 --> 00:47:40,479
I've Never Had This Before.
1765
00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:43,483
>> [ Muffled ] It's The Grilled
1766
00:47:39,912 --> 00:47:44,918
Onions.
1767
00:47:40,546 --> 00:47:46,318
It Gives It That Kick.
1768
00:47:43,550 --> 00:47:47,854
>> [ Coughs ]
1769
00:47:44,985 --> 00:47:49,655
[ Spits ]
1770
00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:50,923
Did -- Did You Just Say
1771
00:47:47,921 --> 00:47:51,925
"Onions"?
1772
00:47:49,722 --> 00:47:53,492
>> Grilled Onions -- Lots Of
1773
00:47:50,990 --> 00:47:54,728
Them.
1774
00:47:51,992 --> 00:47:55,896
>> Uh-Oh.
1775
00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:57,163
>> What's Wrong?
1776
00:47:54,795 --> 00:47:57,898
>> I'm Allergic To Onions.
1777
00:47:55,963 --> 00:47:58,564
[ Stomach Gurgling ]
1778
00:47:57,231 --> 00:47:59,366
>> Wow.
1779
00:47:57,965 --> 00:48:00,499
>> Uh-Oh.
1780
00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:01,233
>> That Must Suck.
1781
00:47:59,432 --> 00:48:01,901
I Can't Imagine Not Being Able
1782
00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:02,535
To Eat Onions.
1783
00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,702
I Mean, I Put Them On
1784
00:48:01,968 --> 00:48:04,304
Everything.
1785
00:48:02,603 --> 00:48:04,938
So, Like, What Happens When You
1786
00:48:03,769 --> 00:48:05,938
Eat A Lot?
1787
00:48:04,371 --> 00:48:07,773
Do You, Like, Sneeze?
1788
00:48:05,005 --> 00:48:07,773
'Cause When I Eat Too Many
1789
00:48:06,005 --> 00:48:07,773
Tomatoes, I Sneeze All Day.
1790
00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:13,247
>> Ew! Gross!
1791
00:48:17,751 --> 00:48:22,722
>> Thanks For Driving.
1792
00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:24,591
>> I Have To Admit, That Was The
1793
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,425
Most Impressive Display Of
1794
00:48:22,789 --> 00:48:27,694
Projectile Vomiting I Have Ever
1795
00:48:24,657 --> 00:48:29,695
Seen, Including "The Exorcist,"
1796
00:48:26,492 --> 00:48:32,199
And I Have Seen My Share Of
1797
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:33,300
Projectile Vomiting.
1798
00:48:29,762 --> 00:48:34,601
I Actually Keep A Journal Of It.
1799
00:48:32,266 --> 00:48:35,936
>> You Keep A Journal, Too?
1800
00:48:33,367 --> 00:48:35,936
>> No.
1801
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:35,936
>> Oh.
1802
00:48:38,604 --> 00:48:42,208
I Just Want To Apologize For
1803
00:48:40,307 --> 00:48:43,376
Everything That Happened
1804
00:48:41,474 --> 00:48:45,612
Tonight.
1805
00:48:42,275 --> 00:48:47,213
>> You Don't Have To Apologize.
1806
00:48:43,443 --> 00:48:49,749
>> Yes, I Do.
1807
00:48:45,679 --> 00:48:51,550
I'm Sorry For Taking You To A
1808
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,585
Male Strip Club...
1809
00:48:49,816 --> 00:48:54,788
And Knocking You Over And
1810
00:48:51,617 --> 00:48:57,757
Parading You Around The Diner
1811
00:48:52,653 --> 00:48:59,492
With A Dirty Butt...
1812
00:48:54,854 --> 00:49:00,526
And Vomiting On You...
1813
00:48:57,824 --> 00:49:01,795
And Talking About Your Breasts
1814
00:48:59,559 --> 00:49:03,863
In Front Of Your Parents.
1815
00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:06,333
>> Don't Forget You Copped A
1816
00:49:01,862 --> 00:49:08,802
Feel In Front Of Them, Too.
1817
00:49:03,929 --> 00:49:10,536
>> They'll Never Forget That.
1818
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,671
>> Tonight...Was An Unmitigated
1819
00:49:08,869 --> 00:49:13,740
Disaster, But...
1820
00:49:10,604 --> 00:49:14,874
Well, Look At It This Way --
1821
00:49:11,738 --> 00:49:16,676
Our -- Our Second Date Has To Be
1822
00:49:13,807 --> 00:49:19,379
Better, Right?
1823
00:49:14,941 --> 00:49:20,380
[ Engine Sputtering ]
1824
00:49:16,742 --> 00:49:21,814
>> [ Groans ]
1825
00:49:19,445 --> 00:49:22,949
>> Out Of Gas. Nice Try, Payton.
1826
00:49:20,447 --> 00:49:24,550
[ Car Horn Honking ]
1827
00:49:21,882 --> 00:49:26,619
>> Damn It!
1828
00:49:23,016 --> 00:49:27,921
I Think My Dad Reported The Car
1829
00:49:24,617 --> 00:49:29,989
Stolen To Lojack Again.
1830
00:49:26,686 --> 00:49:31,023
>> Lojack Costs Twice As Much
1831
00:49:27,988 --> 00:49:31,958
As This Car's Blue Book Value.
1832
00:49:30,057 --> 00:49:32,892
>> We Just Have To Wait Until
1833
00:49:31,090 --> 00:49:33,659
The Cops Show Up, And Then
1834
00:49:32,025 --> 00:49:34,494
They'll Call It In As Not
1835
00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:36,263
Stolen.
1836
00:49:33,726 --> 00:49:38,364
>> [ Laughs ]
1837
00:49:34,561 --> 00:49:39,932
>> Perfect Ending To The World's
1838
00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:41,300
Worst Date.
1839
00:49:38,432 --> 00:49:42,535
What Else Could Go Wrong?
1840
00:49:39,999 --> 00:49:43,769
>> Actually, If A Truck Driver
1841
00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:44,938
Trying To Make It Cross-Country
1842
00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:45,938
Found Out That The Woman He's In
1843
00:49:43,836 --> 00:49:47,539
Love With On The Internet Was
1844
00:49:45,005 --> 00:49:48,874
Actually A Pimply Faced
1845
00:49:46,005 --> 00:49:50,576
16-Year-Old Boy, So He Loads Up
1846
00:49:47,606 --> 00:49:52,378
On A Mixture Of Nodoz And
1847
00:49:48,941 --> 00:49:53,813
Jack Daniel's, Causing Him To
1848
00:49:50,644 --> 00:49:55,382
Temporarily Lose Control Of His
1849
00:49:52,445 --> 00:49:56,815
Big Rig, Which Forces Him To
1850
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,985
Swerve Into Our Lane, Which
1851
00:49:55,449 --> 00:50:01,287
Forces Me To Swerve Into The
1852
00:49:56,883 --> 00:50:02,722
Guardrail, Then Through It, Onto
1853
00:49:59,052 --> 00:50:04,490
A Cliff As The Car Tumbles End
1854
00:50:01,354 --> 00:50:05,858
Over End, Lands Upside Down,
1855
00:50:02,789 --> 00:50:07,561
Crushes Us, Catches On Fire, And
1856
00:50:04,557 --> 00:50:07,561
We Slowly Bleed And Burn To
1857
00:50:05,925 --> 00:50:07,561
Death At The Same Time.
1858
00:50:09,729 --> 00:50:13,365
>> Wow.
1859
00:50:10,764 --> 00:50:15,001
[ Police Siren Chirps ]
1860
00:50:11,898 --> 00:50:15,001
>> Put Your Hands On The Wheel
1861
00:50:13,432 --> 00:50:15,001
And Do Not Move.
1862
00:50:17,003 --> 00:50:19,006
[ Helicopter Blades Whirring ]
1863
00:50:24,410 --> 00:50:29,516
[ Tires Screech ]
1864
00:50:26,912 --> 00:50:30,617
[ Both Sigh ]
1865
00:50:28,648 --> 00:50:32,584
>> I Didn't Know You Were
1866
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:33,086
Wanted.
1867
00:50:30,684 --> 00:50:34,354
I'm So, So Sorry.
1868
00:50:32,651 --> 00:50:35,421
>> [ Sighs ]
1869
00:50:33,153 --> 00:50:36,555
Stop Apologizing.
1870
00:50:34,421 --> 00:50:37,357
There's No Way You Could Have
1871
00:50:35,488 --> 00:50:38,824
Known, And Besides, It's Just A
1872
00:50:36,622 --> 00:50:40,392
Court Appearance.
1873
00:50:37,423 --> 00:50:41,760
It's Not My First.
1874
00:50:38,892 --> 00:50:43,730
>> You Were Really The One Who
1875
00:50:40,459 --> 00:50:43,729
Superglued Mr. Acker's Finger
1876
00:50:41,827 --> 00:50:43,729
To His Forehead During Assembly?
1877
00:50:45,499 --> 00:50:51,705
That Is So Awesome.
1878
00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:54,007
>> [ Chuckles ]
1879
00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:55,075
You're Pretty Cool Yourself.
1880
00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:57,043
>> Not Tonight I Wasn't.
1881
00:50:54,074 --> 00:50:59,079
>> That's What I Like About You.
1882
00:50:55,142 --> 00:51:02,582
You're A Dork.
1883
00:50:57,110 --> 00:51:04,351
A Loveable Dork.
1884
00:50:59,146 --> 00:51:06,019
You're Payton -- Dork!
1885
00:51:02,648 --> 00:51:07,386
You Don't Try To Be Cool.
1886
00:51:04,418 --> 00:51:08,988
You're Just...You.
1887
00:51:06,086 --> 00:51:08,988
That Makes You Cooler Than
1888
00:51:07,454 --> 00:51:08,988
Anybody Else.
1889
00:51:10,824 --> 00:51:15,994
>> Well, Not As Cool As Clark.
1890
00:51:11,992 --> 00:51:17,831
I Mean, He Does Have The Hottest
1891
00:51:13,994 --> 00:51:17,831
Babe In The World.
1892
00:51:16,061 --> 00:51:17,830
>> I Give Up.
1893
00:51:24,171 --> 00:51:27,574
[ Seat Belt Clicks ]
1894
00:51:26,072 --> 00:51:29,508
Thank You For The Interesting
1895
00:51:27,106 --> 00:51:29,508
Night.
1896
00:51:27,641 --> 00:51:29,508
I Will Never Forget It.
1897
00:51:32,646 --> 00:51:38,017
>> Okay.
1898
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:40,887
>> Good Night, Payton.
1899
00:51:36,016 --> 00:51:42,755
>> Good Night.
1900
00:51:38,084 --> 00:51:42,756
[ Car Door Closes ]
1901
00:51:40,954 --> 00:51:42,756
Whoa.
1902
00:51:44,990 --> 00:51:51,630
That Girl's Intense.
1903
00:51:48,728 --> 00:51:52,632
>> I Need Details.
1904
00:51:50,664 --> 00:51:53,767
Did You Kiss Her Good Night?
1905
00:51:51,697 --> 00:51:54,166
>> Kind Of.
1906
00:51:52,699 --> 00:51:55,501
>> Okay, It's A "Did Or Didn't"
1907
00:51:53,834 --> 00:51:55,869
Situation.
1908
00:51:54,233 --> 00:51:57,469
It's Like You Can't Be Kind Of
1909
00:51:55,568 --> 00:51:58,771
Pregnant.
1910
00:51:55,936 --> 00:52:00,472
>> Oh, No, She's Not Pregnant.
1911
00:51:57,537 --> 00:52:01,808
That Would Be Impossible.
1912
00:51:58,838 --> 00:52:03,008
>> Did You Kiss Her Or Not?
1913
00:52:00,539 --> 00:52:03,942
>> She Kissed Me.
1914
00:52:01,874 --> 00:52:05,077
>> [ Sighs ]
1915
00:52:03,075 --> 00:52:05,911
You're Hopeless.
1916
00:52:04,010 --> 00:52:06,479
I Wouldn't Be Surprised If She
1917
00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:07,646
Didn't Want To See You.
1918
00:52:05,979 --> 00:52:08,782
>> Oh, No.
1919
00:52:06,546 --> 00:52:09,649
She Wants To See Me Again.
1920
00:52:07,713 --> 00:52:10,916
>> Really?
1921
00:52:08,849 --> 00:52:11,684
Why?
1922
00:52:09,715 --> 00:52:12,818
>> Probably 'Cause I'm A Pretty
1923
00:52:10,983 --> 00:52:14,987
Good Kisser.
1924
00:52:11,751 --> 00:52:17,657
>> [ Laughs ]
1925
00:52:12,885 --> 00:52:19,992
No, Seriously -- Why?
1926
00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:21,994
>> No, Seriously.
1927
00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:23,496
I'm --
1928
00:52:20,059 --> 00:52:25,532
I'm A Pretty Good Kisser.
1929
00:52:22,061 --> 00:52:25,531
Yeah?
1930
00:52:23,563 --> 00:52:25,532
Uh...Wow.
1931
00:52:39,845 --> 00:52:43,016
>> Hi.
1932
00:52:41,046 --> 00:52:44,483
Is There, Uh...
1933
00:52:41,981 --> 00:52:45,651
[ Clears Throat ]
1934
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:46,218
...Something You Need?
1935
00:52:44,550 --> 00:52:47,953
>> Um...
1936
00:52:45,718 --> 00:52:49,088
Oh!
1937
00:52:46,285 --> 00:52:50,789
I Was, Um, Thinking Of
1938
00:52:48,021 --> 00:52:53,092
Watching The Game Again This
1939
00:52:49,155 --> 00:52:55,195
Next Sunday And Was Wondering If
1940
00:52:50,856 --> 00:52:56,695
You Had Any Recommendations...
1941
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:58,064
For A Good Place To Watch The
1942
00:52:55,262 --> 00:52:59,833
Game...Like...
1943
00:52:56,762 --> 00:53:00,666
>> Um...
1944
00:52:58,130 --> 00:53:01,600
>> ...Someplace Fun...
1945
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,735
>> You Know What?
1946
00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:05,471
>> Mm-Hmm?
1947
00:53:01,668 --> 00:53:05,972
>> I'm Gonna Be Watching The
1948
00:53:02,802 --> 00:53:06,773
Bears Game With My Kids.
1949
00:53:05,539 --> 00:53:07,240
>> Great.
1950
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:10,709
>> And You...
1951
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,545
>> Mm-Hmm?
1952
00:53:07,307 --> 00:53:12,979
>> ...You Could Probably...
1953
00:53:10,776 --> 00:53:16,615
Find A Great Sports Bar In The
1954
00:53:12,612 --> 00:53:16,950
Neighborhood.
1955
00:53:13,046 --> 00:53:17,817
Uh, Stevie B's Has Hd, Huge
1956
00:53:16,682 --> 00:53:19,052
Screen.
1957
00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:20,553
You'll Love It.
1958
00:53:17,883 --> 00:53:21,653
And They Got Great Ribs There.
1959
00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:23,222
>> U-Uh...Stevie B's?
1960
00:53:20,619 --> 00:53:24,757
I Don't Really Know --
1961
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:27,226
>> Oh, It's A Great Place.
1962
00:53:23,289 --> 00:53:29,128
Go, Bears!
1963
00:53:24,824 --> 00:53:29,128
>> Go, Bears.
1964
00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:29,128
Go, Bears.
1965
00:53:31,898 --> 00:53:33,867
Sports BAR...
1966
00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:40,706
>> Hey, Girls.
1967
00:53:37,336 --> 00:53:41,273
>> Carrie! Hey!
1968
00:53:39,171 --> 00:53:42,275
>> Together: We've Got Spirit!
1969
00:53:40,773 --> 00:53:43,208
Yes, We Do!
1970
00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,809
We've Got Spirit!
1971
00:53:42,342 --> 00:53:44,510
How 'Bout You?!
1972
00:53:43,275 --> 00:53:45,811
[ Giggles ]
1973
00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:47,514
>> Awesome.
1974
00:53:44,577 --> 00:53:47,514
Get Lots Of Sign-Ups, Okay?
1975
00:53:45,878 --> 00:53:47,514
>> Yeah, Definitely!
1976
00:53:51,851 --> 00:53:53,619
[ Toilet Flushes ]
1977
00:53:56,021 --> 00:53:57,824
>> [ Chuckles ]
1978
00:54:01,226 --> 00:54:02,161
>> [ Sighs ]
1979
00:54:04,664 --> 00:54:10,836
>> Pawn To Rook 4!
1980
00:54:05,798 --> 00:54:12,604
Pawn To Rook 4!
1981
00:54:08,901 --> 00:54:14,807
>> Where Were You?
1982
00:54:10,903 --> 00:54:16,175
>> I Was Behind The School.
1983
00:54:12,671 --> 00:54:18,844
>> What Were You Doing There?
1984
00:54:14,874 --> 00:54:19,846
>> Nothing.
1985
00:54:16,242 --> 00:54:21,281
>> Don't Touch My Balls.
1986
00:54:18,912 --> 00:54:22,549
Or My Hair.
1987
00:54:19,912 --> 00:54:23,682
Or My Hair!
1988
00:54:21,347 --> 00:54:25,117
>> I Can't Believe You Copped A
1989
00:54:22,615 --> 00:54:26,718
Feel On The First Date.
1990
00:54:23,749 --> 00:54:27,219
W-Were They Pointy?
1991
00:54:25,184 --> 00:54:28,688
Pink? Brown?
1992
00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:29,222
Round?
1993
00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:31,658
>> Can You See What's Around
1994
00:54:28,755 --> 00:54:32,258
Him?
1995
00:54:29,289 --> 00:54:35,061
That's Protection.
1996
00:54:31,724 --> 00:54:36,094
[ Sighs ]
1997
00:54:32,325 --> 00:54:36,863
It's A Thing Of Beauty.
1998
00:54:35,128 --> 00:54:38,698
Now If They Could Just Win A
1999
00:54:36,162 --> 00:54:40,867
Damn Game.
2000
00:54:36,929 --> 00:54:42,200
>> Could You Imagine, Like,
2001
00:54:38,764 --> 00:54:44,069
Spider-Man's Agility And
2002
00:54:40,934 --> 00:54:45,772
Quickness And All That Stuff Put
2003
00:54:42,267 --> 00:54:48,775
In Bruce Wayne -- Batman?
2004
00:54:44,137 --> 00:54:50,776
It'd Be Like The Ultimate...
2005
00:54:45,838 --> 00:54:52,311
Ultimate Superhero Of All Time.
2006
00:54:48,842 --> 00:54:53,880
It'd Be Pretty Cool.
2007
00:54:50,843 --> 00:54:55,113
>> Totally.
2008
00:54:52,378 --> 00:54:55,647
>> Oh!
2009
00:54:53,947 --> 00:54:57,316
One Too Many Vanilla Cokes,
2010
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:59,151
Babe.
2011
00:54:55,715 --> 00:54:59,151
I Got To Pee.
2012
00:54:57,383 --> 00:54:59,151
[ Chuckles ]
2013
00:55:01,421 --> 00:55:05,292
[ Cellphone Vibrating ]
2014
00:55:02,222 --> 00:55:05,292
>> Rolling Hills Dragons Rule!
2015
00:55:03,789 --> 00:55:05,292
Waaaahooooow!!
2016
00:55:13,767 --> 00:55:15,335
>> [ Gasps ]
2017
00:55:19,872 --> 00:55:21,641
>> [ Clears Throat ]
2018
00:55:29,883 --> 00:55:31,718
>> [ Giggling ]
2019
00:55:41,427 --> 00:55:45,964
>> Hey, Carrie.
2020
00:55:42,961 --> 00:55:47,032
Guess What -- I Have Another
2021
00:55:44,329 --> 00:55:48,834
Date Tonight With Samantha.
2022
00:55:46,032 --> 00:55:51,037
I'm Gonna Follow All Your
2023
00:55:47,099 --> 00:55:53,372
Advice -- Always Open The Door
2024
00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:55,108
For Her And...
2025
00:55:51,104 --> 00:55:56,109
Compliment Her Shoes...
2026
00:55:53,439 --> 00:55:57,209
And Try Not To Be...
2027
00:55:55,175 --> 00:55:58,678
Myself?
2028
00:55:56,175 --> 00:56:01,046
>> [ Chuckles ]
2029
00:55:57,276 --> 00:56:02,347
Yeah.
2030
00:55:58,744 --> 00:56:04,217
>> Both: Uh...Hey, Carrie.
2031
00:56:01,113 --> 00:56:05,684
>> Get Your Geek Stink Breath
2032
00:56:02,414 --> 00:56:08,854
Out Of Here, Payton!
2033
00:56:04,284 --> 00:56:10,689
[ Both Laugh ]
2034
00:56:05,751 --> 00:56:11,356
>> Dork!
2035
00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:12,824
[ Laughs ]
2036
00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:14,360
>> [ Laughs ]
2037
00:56:11,423 --> 00:56:15,027
>> Do You Remember When
2038
00:56:12,892 --> 00:56:16,129
Rob Liefeld Couldn't Draw Feet?
2039
00:56:14,427 --> 00:56:16,662
>> Oh, My God.
2040
00:56:15,095 --> 00:56:17,664
I Thought I Was The Only One Who
2041
00:56:16,195 --> 00:56:18,363
Noticed.
2042
00:56:16,729 --> 00:56:19,264
>> Okay, What's The Scariest
2043
00:56:17,731 --> 00:56:20,266
Movie You've Ever Seen?
2044
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:21,333
>> Easy -- "Bride Wars."
2045
00:56:19,331 --> 00:56:22,434
>> Good Answer!
2046
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,670
I'm Not Sure What Was Scarier
2047
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,002
About That Movie -- The Script,
2048
00:56:22,501 --> 00:56:25,003
The Directing, Or Was It The
2049
00:56:23,737 --> 00:56:26,072
Acting?
2050
00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:27,039
>> Well, Actually, Wedding
2051
00:56:25,070 --> 00:56:27,372
Scenes Kind Of Freak Me Out.
2052
00:56:26,139 --> 00:56:28,675
>> Oh, Afraid Of Getting
2053
00:56:27,106 --> 00:56:29,742
Married?
2054
00:56:27,439 --> 00:56:30,776
>> No, But Here's A Scary Fact
2055
00:56:28,742 --> 00:56:31,744
For You -- Did You Know That
2056
00:56:29,809 --> 00:56:32,077
Nearly Half Of All Marriages
2057
00:56:30,843 --> 00:56:33,211
Last Their Entire Lives?
2058
00:56:31,811 --> 00:56:33,780
>> Aah!
2059
00:56:32,144 --> 00:56:34,847
>> What About The Ultimate Line?
2060
00:56:33,278 --> 00:56:35,148
>> I Know!
2061
00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:36,215
Is That Ever Gonna Come Out On
2062
00:56:34,914 --> 00:56:37,116
Time?
2063
00:56:35,215 --> 00:56:37,816
>> Who Do They Think They Are?
2064
00:56:36,282 --> 00:56:38,950
You Know? Frank Miller?
2065
00:56:37,182 --> 00:56:39,686
>> [ Chuckles ]
2066
00:56:37,883 --> 00:56:40,452
>> Speaking Of, Did You See His
2067
00:56:39,017 --> 00:56:41,787
"Robocop" Movie?
2068
00:56:39,753 --> 00:56:42,188
>> Uh, Yeah -- He Sold Out
2069
00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:43,222
Faster Than A Condom Machine On
2070
00:56:41,854 --> 00:56:44,322
Prom Night.
2071
00:56:42,255 --> 00:56:45,358
Thank God He Redeemed Himself
2072
00:56:43,289 --> 00:56:46,459
With "Sin City," Until He Fell
2073
00:56:44,389 --> 00:56:47,793
Back Down With "The Spirit."
2074
00:56:45,425 --> 00:56:48,160
>> What Were They Trying To Do?
2075
00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:49,161
Cram All Those Comic Books Into
2076
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:50,228
One Movie?
2077
00:56:48,228 --> 00:56:51,697
>> Worst Adaptation Ever.
2078
00:56:49,229 --> 00:56:53,433
>> "Hell Boy" -- Much Better.
2079
00:56:50,296 --> 00:56:55,301
>> Agreed.
2080
00:56:51,764 --> 00:56:55,300
>> You Are Super-Cool And
2081
00:56:53,499 --> 00:56:55,300
Totally Awesome.
2082
00:56:58,104 --> 00:56:59,973
>> Thanks, Guys.
2083
00:57:07,813 --> 00:57:12,751
I Had A Great Time Tonight.
2084
00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:13,119
>> Yeah, Me Too.
2085
00:57:11,316 --> 00:57:13,920
>> We Should Do It Again
2086
00:57:12,818 --> 00:57:14,387
Sometime.
2087
00:57:13,186 --> 00:57:16,889
[ Chuckles Nervously ]
2088
00:57:13,987 --> 00:57:19,157
>> Sure.
2089
00:57:14,454 --> 00:57:20,459
I'll, Uh, I'll Call You.
2090
00:57:16,956 --> 00:57:22,995
>> [ Chuckling ] Yeah.
2091
00:57:19,224 --> 00:57:23,496
My PARENTS ARE SOUND ASLEEP
2092
00:57:20,526 --> 00:57:24,963
UPSTAIRS.
2093
00:57:23,061 --> 00:57:25,363
>> Really?
2094
00:57:23,563 --> 00:57:27,200
Probably Shouldn't Wake Them Up.
2095
00:57:25,030 --> 00:57:27,199
Good Night.
2096
00:57:25,430 --> 00:57:27,199
>> That's Not What I Mea--
2097
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,009
>> Oh.
2098
00:57:36,175 --> 00:57:38,276
>> What's With The Face?
2099
00:57:37,075 --> 00:57:40,112
>> Wha-- I-I Don't Have A Face
2100
00:57:38,077 --> 00:57:41,314
On.
2101
00:57:38,343 --> 00:57:41,880
>> Your Mouth's Open.
2102
00:57:40,179 --> 00:57:42,914
>> Are You Sure That This Is
2103
00:57:41,380 --> 00:57:43,415
Your Room?
2104
00:57:41,947 --> 00:57:44,516
>> I Wasn't Always Into Comic
2105
00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:46,084
Books.
2106
00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:47,987
>> No?
2107
00:57:44,584 --> 00:57:48,888
>> Uh, Well, You Know, Not Until
2108
00:57:46,217 --> 00:57:50,288
This Guy.
2109
00:57:48,054 --> 00:57:51,023
>> Oh, Cool.
2110
00:57:48,954 --> 00:57:51,423
Li'l Depressed Boy.
2111
00:57:50,356 --> 00:57:53,126
He's So...
2112
00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:53,126
>> Romantic?
2113
00:57:51,490 --> 00:57:53,126
>> ...Depressed.
2114
00:57:55,327 --> 00:57:56,429
Um...
2115
00:57:59,398 --> 00:58:00,866
>> What?
2116
00:58:03,135 --> 00:58:06,905
Hey, Do You Want To See My
2117
00:58:04,269 --> 00:58:07,507
Halloween Costume?
2118
00:58:06,104 --> 00:58:08,775
>> Um...
2119
00:58:06,972 --> 00:58:09,441
Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
2120
00:58:07,574 --> 00:58:10,309
Halloween Costume -- Yeah,
2121
00:58:08,842 --> 00:58:11,209
That's A Good Idea.
2122
00:58:09,508 --> 00:58:12,144
I-I Want To See It.
2123
00:58:10,376 --> 00:58:13,045
Can't Wait, Actually.
2124
00:58:11,276 --> 00:58:13,979
Can't Wait To See It.
2125
00:58:12,211 --> 00:58:16,314
Okay.
2126
00:58:13,112 --> 00:58:18,184
All Right.
2127
00:58:14,046 --> 00:58:18,184
I'm Really...
2128
00:58:16,382 --> 00:58:18,184
[ Sighs ]
2129
00:58:38,938 --> 00:58:40,507
>> [ Chuckles ]
2130
00:58:46,045 --> 00:58:50,816
What? Does --
2131
00:58:47,012 --> 00:58:51,817
Does It Make Me Look Weird?
2132
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:53,552
>> You Look...Awesome!
2133
00:58:50,883 --> 00:58:54,954
Where'd You Get That?
2134
00:58:51,885 --> 00:58:56,222
>> At A Garage Sale For The Fat,
2135
00:58:53,619 --> 00:58:58,924
Suicidal Cheerleader.
2136
00:58:55,021 --> 00:58:59,859
Like, Picture A Lot More Zombie
2137
00:58:56,289 --> 00:59:01,227
Makeup And Blood And Junk For
2138
00:58:58,992 --> 00:59:01,827
The Dance.
2139
00:58:59,925 --> 00:59:02,862
>> Yeah -- Zombie Cheerleader.
2140
00:59:01,293 --> 00:59:03,362
Awesome.
2141
00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:05,230
>> Yeah, I'm Going As
2142
00:59:02,929 --> 00:59:05,231
Brain-Dead.
2143
00:59:03,429 --> 00:59:05,231
[ Both Chuckle ]
2144
00:59:18,644 --> 00:59:22,949
Oh.
2145
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,883
Okay.
2146
00:59:21,648 --> 00:59:24,883
>> Sorry.
2147
00:59:23,016 --> 00:59:24,883
>> Stop APOLOGIZING.
2148
00:59:30,923 --> 00:59:34,192
Mm!
2149
00:59:32,425 --> 00:59:35,061
>> What?
2150
00:59:33,425 --> 00:59:36,929
>> [ Laughs ]
2151
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:38,997
Hey, It's Nothing To Be
2152
00:59:35,128 --> 00:59:39,432
Embarrassed About.
2153
00:59:36,996 --> 00:59:40,900
>> Oh, God! Oh!
2154
00:59:39,064 --> 00:59:42,068
>> What?
2155
00:59:39,499 --> 00:59:42,501
>> That's Go-Gurt That I Was
2156
00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:44,871
Saving...For Later.
2157
00:59:42,135 --> 00:59:46,573
>> Oh!
2158
00:59:42,568 --> 00:59:46,573
Strawberry-Banana's My Favorite.
2159
00:59:44,938 --> 00:59:46,573
>> Oh.
2160
00:59:56,282 --> 00:59:59,452
>> Oh, God!
2161
00:59:57,483 --> 01:00:01,053
>> [ Grunts ]
2162
00:59:58,117 --> 01:00:01,420
>> Oh, God. Okay. Aah. Aah.
2163
00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,521
I Think Your Watch Is In My
2164
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:05,490
Hair.
2165
01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:06,325
Ow! Aah! Aah! Okay.
2166
01:00:02,588 --> 01:00:07,593
>> Okay. I'm Gonna Extract It.
2167
01:00:05,557 --> 01:00:08,960
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
2168
01:00:06,392 --> 01:00:09,929
>> Uh-Oh.
2169
01:00:07,659 --> 01:00:12,230
>> What's "Uh-Oh"?
2170
01:00:09,028 --> 01:00:13,933
>> It's MY DAD!
2171
01:00:09,996 --> 01:00:16,401
It's MY DAD! Come ON!
2172
01:00:12,298 --> 01:00:19,005
>> [ Clears Throat ]
2173
01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:19,938
Two Minutes, Young Lady.
2174
01:00:16,468 --> 01:00:21,407
Or I'll Be Back With My Shovel.
2175
01:00:19,072 --> 01:00:23,242
>> Don't Worry.
2176
01:00:20,005 --> 01:00:24,042
I Haven't Had A Curfew Since I
2177
01:00:21,474 --> 01:00:25,343
Started Getting Straight A's In
2178
01:00:23,309 --> 01:00:26,412
Eighth Grade.
2179
01:00:24,110 --> 01:00:26,912
>> That's So Awesome.
2180
01:00:25,410 --> 01:00:28,079
>> Yeah, Curfews Are Totally
2181
01:00:26,479 --> 01:00:30,116
Lame.
2182
01:00:26,979 --> 01:00:32,952
>> No, That You Get Straight
2183
01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:35,387
A's.
2184
01:00:30,182 --> 01:00:37,422
>> Hey, Um...Payton?
2185
01:00:33,019 --> 01:00:38,291
I-I Was, Like, Okay, I'm Kind
2186
01:00:35,454 --> 01:00:41,092
Of Wondering If...Maybe...You
2187
01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:42,194
Would...Um...
2188
01:00:38,358 --> 01:00:43,396
>> Yeah?
2189
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:44,195
>> Would You Like To Go To The
2190
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:47,199
Halloween Dance With A Zombie
2191
01:00:43,463 --> 01:00:49,035
Cheerleader?
2192
01:00:44,262 --> 01:00:49,034
>> Yeah. I -- Okay.
2193
01:00:47,266 --> 01:00:49,034
>> [ Laughs ]
2194
01:00:52,472 --> 01:00:56,374
>> Oh, Yeah.
2195
01:00:53,338 --> 01:00:57,610
Things Are Going Great.
2196
01:00:55,106 --> 01:00:58,311
Two Dates And Counting.
2197
01:00:56,508 --> 01:01:00,212
I'm Getting More Superpowers
2198
01:00:57,742 --> 01:01:02,014
By The Day.
2199
01:00:58,443 --> 01:01:04,150
Now I Can Talk To Girls, Pee
2200
01:01:00,345 --> 01:01:05,985
Standing Up, And Fly.
2201
01:01:02,146 --> 01:01:09,956
But Sometimes Even Superheroes
2202
01:01:04,282 --> 01:01:11,423
Have Power Failures.
2203
01:01:06,052 --> 01:01:13,459
>> Aaaaaaah!
2204
01:01:10,023 --> 01:01:14,727
>> But I'm Figuring It Out.
2205
01:01:11,557 --> 01:01:16,195
Yeah, I'm Juggling Two Girls
2206
01:01:13,592 --> 01:01:18,530
Pretty Well.
2207
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:20,132
Now All I Need Is A Costume
2208
01:01:16,327 --> 01:01:21,599
For The Halloween Dance.
2209
01:01:18,597 --> 01:01:23,001
>> Okay, We Need To Find
2210
01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:23,468
Something For You To Wear.
2211
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:24,170
We Have To Go Shopping.
2212
01:01:23,068 --> 01:01:25,337
Shopping!
2213
01:01:23,535 --> 01:01:27,572
Shopping!
2214
01:01:24,237 --> 01:01:29,642
Let's Go Shopping.
2215
01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:31,511
>> [ Laughs ]
2216
01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:31,510
>> What?
2217
01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:31,511
>> Oh, You Have No Idea.
2218
01:01:40,186 --> 01:01:44,256
>> ♪ This Is Where I Wanna,
2219
01:01:41,454 --> 01:01:45,557
Ah, Ah, I Wanna Take It ♪
2220
01:01:42,822 --> 01:01:47,226
♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪
2221
01:01:44,322 --> 01:01:48,393
♪ I Take It! I Take It! ♪
2222
01:01:45,624 --> 01:01:48,393
♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪
2223
01:01:47,293 --> 01:01:48,394
>> Wow.
2224
01:01:52,731 --> 01:01:56,668
>> This Isn't Really The Type Of
2225
01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:58,604
Costume I Had In Mind.
2226
01:01:55,700 --> 01:02:00,639
>> Oh.
2227
01:01:56,735 --> 01:02:01,606
>> What About Something...
2228
01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:02,241
Like This?
2229
01:02:00,706 --> 01:02:03,608
>> ♪ 'Cause You Want It,
2230
01:02:01,673 --> 01:02:05,076
I Want It ♪
2231
01:02:02,307 --> 01:02:06,277
♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪
2232
01:02:03,675 --> 01:02:07,612
♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪
2233
01:02:05,144 --> 01:02:08,647
♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪
2234
01:02:06,345 --> 01:02:11,083
♪ Ahh! ♪
2235
01:02:07,679 --> 01:02:13,318
>> What The Hell Happened?
2236
01:02:08,713 --> 01:02:13,651
>> Never, Ever, Ever Go Shopping
2237
01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:16,122
With A Girl.
2238
01:02:13,385 --> 01:02:17,722
Ever.
2239
01:02:13,718 --> 01:02:19,391
>> Oh, Son, I Am So Sorry.
2240
01:02:16,188 --> 01:02:20,658
I Feel So Responsible For Not
2241
01:02:17,789 --> 01:02:21,693
Having Taught You That Already.
2242
01:02:19,459 --> 01:02:22,728
>> Although, I Did Get To Spend
2243
01:02:20,726 --> 01:02:25,064
Two Hours Alone With
2244
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:27,365
Carrie Smith.
2245
01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:29,101
So, While My Body Is Bruised And
2246
01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:30,335
Beaten, My Spirit Soars To
2247
01:02:27,432 --> 01:02:31,469
Heretofore-Undiscovered Heights.
2248
01:02:29,168 --> 01:02:34,106
>> [ Sighs Deeply ]
2249
01:02:30,403 --> 01:02:35,241
Son, Men Just Don't...
2250
01:02:31,537 --> 01:02:37,176
>> Wax Poetic?
2251
01:02:34,173 --> 01:02:37,176
>> Well.
2252
01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:37,175
First Try This Time.
2253
01:02:43,516 --> 01:02:47,086
Okay, Clayton -- Payton!
2254
01:02:44,883 --> 01:02:47,420
>> Dad!
2255
01:02:45,584 --> 01:02:48,653
>> I Didn't Mean Anything By
2256
01:02:47,153 --> 01:02:50,055
That.
2257
01:02:47,487 --> 01:02:51,389
It Was A -- I Don't Get --
2258
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,190
I-I-I Get Everybody's Nam--
2259
01:02:50,122 --> 01:02:52,825
I Got So Many Kids' Names To
2260
01:02:51,456 --> 01:02:55,027
Remember At School, I --
2261
01:02:52,258 --> 01:02:55,028
[ Door Slams ]
2262
01:02:52,892 --> 01:02:55,028
[ School Bell Rings ]
2263
01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:14,846
[ Theme Music Playing ]
2264
01:03:12,445 --> 01:03:16,247
>> If You're Watching This, Then
2265
01:03:13,811 --> 01:03:17,315
You're Trying To Date A Man
2266
01:03:14,979 --> 01:03:18,450
Who's Obsessed With Me.
2267
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:19,784
What's His Name?
2268
01:03:17,383 --> 01:03:22,354
>> B-Bronko.
2269
01:03:18,517 --> 01:03:23,621
>> Now, The First Step Is
2270
01:03:19,851 --> 01:03:25,156
Understanding His Obsession, So
2271
01:03:22,487 --> 01:03:26,858
You Got To Breathe Me In.
2272
01:03:23,755 --> 01:03:28,427
Seriously, I Don't Mind.
2273
01:03:25,224 --> 01:03:30,262
>> [ Breathes Deeply ]
2274
01:03:26,925 --> 01:03:31,496
>> It's Okay To Like It.
2275
01:03:28,559 --> 01:03:33,264
You Have To Understand, I'm
2276
01:03:30,394 --> 01:03:34,400
Dripping With Macho.
2277
01:03:31,630 --> 01:03:36,102
I'm An American Icon!
2278
01:03:33,331 --> 01:03:36,734
>> Oh, My.
2279
01:03:34,467 --> 01:03:38,604
>> I'm What The Kids Call A
2280
01:03:36,235 --> 01:03:39,472
Baller.
2281
01:03:36,802 --> 01:03:41,140
It's No Wonder Your Man Is Into
2282
01:03:38,737 --> 01:03:42,407
Me.
2283
01:03:39,604 --> 01:03:43,141
In Fact...I Think You're Kind
2284
01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:46,445
Of Into Me, Aren't You,
2285
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:46,812
Gorgeous?
2286
01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:48,280
>> [ Giggling ] No, Not Really.
2287
01:03:46,512 --> 01:03:49,814
[ Sighs ]
2288
01:03:46,878 --> 01:03:51,282
>> Use Your Man's Affinity For
2289
01:03:48,347 --> 01:03:53,119
Me And For The Game Of Football
2290
01:03:49,947 --> 01:03:53,618
To Your Advantage.
2291
01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:54,753
I'll Say A Phrase, Then You
2292
01:03:53,251 --> 01:03:56,255
Repeat It.
2293
01:03:53,686 --> 01:03:57,555
>> Okay.
2294
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:59,458
>> "Great Game Last Night.
2295
01:03:56,387 --> 01:04:00,458
The Way He Found The Tight End
2296
01:03:57,688 --> 01:04:03,128
So Deep And Went So Long For
2297
01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:05,230
The Touchdown."
2298
01:04:00,525 --> 01:04:08,800
>> "Last Night Was Great...
2299
01:04:03,195 --> 01:04:10,869
The Way He Found That Tight End
2300
01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:13,238
And Went So Deep And Waited So
2301
01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:14,539
Long For The Touchdown."
2302
01:04:10,936 --> 01:04:16,842
[ Breathes Deeply ]
2303
01:04:13,305 --> 01:04:17,575
>> Great Job.
2304
01:04:14,673 --> 01:04:20,546
Now Grab Your Man And Hit The
2305
01:04:16,974 --> 01:04:22,180
Showers.
2306
01:04:17,642 --> 01:04:22,514
[ School Bell Rings ]
2307
01:04:20,613 --> 01:04:24,650
>> Hey, Babe.
2308
01:04:22,247 --> 01:04:25,918
>> Hi.
2309
01:04:22,581 --> 01:04:27,318
So, The Diner Before Or After
2310
01:04:24,717 --> 01:04:28,653
The Halloween Dance This
2311
01:04:25,985 --> 01:04:29,822
Saturday?
2312
01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:30,688
>> Yeah, Um...
2313
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,291
About The Dance...
2314
01:04:29,889 --> 01:04:34,492
[ Chuckles Nervously ]
2315
01:04:30,755 --> 01:04:36,862
I Can't -- I Got To Do That...
2316
01:04:33,358 --> 01:04:40,632
Thing With Andy, The College
2317
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:43,936
Girl.
2318
01:04:36,929 --> 01:04:44,903
You Understand...Right?
2319
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:46,839
>> Don't Worry About It.
2320
01:04:44,003 --> 01:04:48,807
>> Thanks For Being So
2321
01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:48,807
Understanding.
2322
01:04:46,905 --> 01:04:48,807
You Are Awesome.
2323
01:04:53,979 --> 01:04:55,747
>> [ Sighs ]
2324
01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:04,722
>> All Right, You Goddamn Dorks,
2325
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,791
If I See Any Of These Stickers
2326
01:05:03,588 --> 01:05:07,659
On Any Of My Doors Or Anybody
2327
01:05:04,789 --> 01:05:09,528
Else's Doors, Your Ass Is Out Of
2328
01:05:06,858 --> 01:05:09,528
Class.
2329
01:05:07,726 --> 01:05:09,528
Get Moving!
2330
01:05:13,398 --> 01:05:18,570
[ Cellphone Chirps ]
2331
01:05:16,369 --> 01:05:18,571
>> "I-N-T-T-Y"?
2332
01:05:21,807 --> 01:05:27,813
[ Cellphone Chirps ]
2333
01:05:22,742 --> 01:05:27,813
"She's Not Talking To You?"
2334
01:05:25,845 --> 01:05:27,813
Are You Not Talking To Me, Too?
2335
01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:35,320
[ Cellphone Chirps ]
2336
01:05:30,782 --> 01:05:36,955
"No, I'm Still Talking To You."
2337
01:05:32,485 --> 01:05:38,490
Then Why Are You Texting Me?
2338
01:05:35,387 --> 01:05:41,360
>> Oh, Yeah. I Forgot.
2339
01:05:37,023 --> 01:05:42,894
>> And Why Are You Not Talking
2340
01:05:38,557 --> 01:05:44,964
To Me?
2341
01:05:41,427 --> 01:05:46,731
[ Cellphone Chirps ]
2342
01:05:42,961 --> 01:05:47,900
>> You're A Cheerleader, And You
2343
01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:47,900
Don't Have A Date To The Dance,
2344
01:05:46,865 --> 01:05:47,900
Biyotch!
2345
01:05:50,802 --> 01:05:56,342
>> Hey, Guys.
2346
01:05:53,438 --> 01:05:57,408
>> That Gives Me An Idea!
2347
01:05:54,939 --> 01:05:58,644
I Do Need To Be At The
2348
01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:59,911
Halloween Dance.
2349
01:05:57,541 --> 01:06:00,511
We'll See How Clark Likes It
2350
01:05:58,776 --> 01:06:01,713
When I'm Lifting Stuff For
2351
01:06:00,045 --> 01:06:02,581
Someone.
2352
01:06:00,644 --> 01:06:04,315
I'm Going To Ask Someone Else
2353
01:06:01,847 --> 01:06:05,484
To The Dance.
2354
01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:06,384
I Could Ask Johnny, But He's
2355
01:06:04,449 --> 01:06:07,285
Going With Shirley.
2356
01:06:05,617 --> 01:06:08,921
I Could Ask Nick, But He's
2357
01:06:06,517 --> 01:06:09,655
Going With Jane.
2358
01:06:07,418 --> 01:06:11,022
I Could Ask Max, But He's In A
2359
01:06:09,054 --> 01:06:12,423
Wheelchair.
2360
01:06:09,722 --> 01:06:13,525
So That Just Leaves One Person.
2361
01:06:11,090 --> 01:06:15,628
[ Buzzer ]
2362
01:06:12,557 --> 01:06:16,629
I Know I've Been Trying To Set
2363
01:06:13,657 --> 01:06:18,363
Him Up With Samantha, But I'm
2364
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,363
The Head Cheerleader, And I
2365
01:06:16,762 --> 01:06:18,363
Really Need This.
2366
01:06:21,934 --> 01:06:25,371
>> You Want To Go To The Dance
2367
01:06:22,934 --> 01:06:27,505
With Me?
2368
01:06:23,535 --> 01:06:28,807
But, I Mean, Why -- Why Would
2369
01:06:25,438 --> 01:06:31,410
You?
2370
01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:33,778
>> Don't Show Your Face The
2371
01:06:28,874 --> 01:06:35,613
Whole Time We're There.
2372
01:06:31,476 --> 01:06:37,749
>> Halloween Dance, Mask --
2373
01:06:33,845 --> 01:06:39,617
No Problem.
2374
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,318
>> One More Thing -- No Kiss
2375
01:06:37,816 --> 01:06:42,720
Good Night And No Hug Good
2376
01:06:39,684 --> 01:06:44,822
Night.
2377
01:06:40,385 --> 01:06:46,858
Actually, Don't Touch Me At All.
2378
01:06:42,787 --> 01:06:49,628
Well, Except When We're Dancing.
2379
01:06:44,889 --> 01:06:51,829
You Get One Slow Dance, And If
2380
01:06:46,925 --> 01:06:54,467
Your Hands Come Anywhere Near My
2381
01:06:49,695 --> 01:06:54,467
Ass, I'll Punch Your Lights Out.
2382
01:06:51,896 --> 01:06:54,467
I Shit You Not.
2383
01:06:58,938 --> 01:07:00,706
>> Whoo!
2384
01:07:11,117 --> 01:07:13,285
>> ♪ Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪
2385
01:07:15,653 --> 01:07:17,622
♪ Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh ♪
2386
01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,903
>> [ Whistling ]
2387
01:07:48,086 --> 01:07:52,324
Hey, Samantha.
2388
01:07:49,554 --> 01:07:52,324
We Need To Talk About The
2389
01:07:50,688 --> 01:07:52,324
Halloween Dance.
2390
01:07:53,959 --> 01:07:58,731
Uh...
2391
01:07:55,427 --> 01:08:00,064
>> I Don't Know!
2392
01:07:56,195 --> 01:08:01,533
I Don't Know What You See In A
2393
01:07:58,798 --> 01:08:04,370
Girl Like Carrie Smith, But You
2394
01:08:00,132 --> 01:08:05,771
Being Interested In Her Makes
2395
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:08,873
Me A Lot Less Interested In You.
2396
01:08:04,436 --> 01:08:11,109
She Probably Wants You To Do Her
2397
01:08:05,838 --> 01:08:13,579
Homework Or Wash Her Car Or Take
2398
01:08:08,941 --> 01:08:14,747
Care Of Her Sick Grandmother.
2399
01:08:11,177 --> 01:08:15,848
She's Just Using You.
2400
01:08:13,646 --> 01:08:16,949
And You're Gonna Let Her Because
2401
01:08:14,813 --> 01:08:17,982
You're A Stupid Little Boy Who
2402
01:08:15,914 --> 01:08:21,053
Does Stupid-Little-Boy Things,
2403
01:08:17,016 --> 01:08:22,153
And I've Had Enough Of Your
2404
01:08:18,049 --> 01:08:23,388
Stupid Little Boyness --
2405
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:26,425
You Should Go Right Now Before I
2406
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:29,594
Call You A Stupid Little Boy
2407
01:08:23,455 --> 01:08:31,496
Again.
2408
01:08:26,491 --> 01:08:31,496
>> Um...
2409
01:08:29,661 --> 01:08:31,496
>> Just Go!
2410
01:08:41,173 --> 01:08:44,610
>> I Used My Superpowers To Get
2411
01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:45,843
Samantha To Like Me.
2412
01:08:43,642 --> 01:08:47,012
She Went On A Date With Me --
2413
01:08:44,742 --> 01:08:48,679
Well, Two Dates, Actually --
2414
01:08:45,911 --> 01:08:49,815
And Then I Used My Mind Control
2415
01:08:47,144 --> 01:08:51,083
To Get Clark Away From Carrie.
2416
01:08:48,812 --> 01:08:52,517
And Then I Came Flying In, And
2417
01:08:49,947 --> 01:08:53,651
Carrie Fell Madly In Love With
2418
01:08:51,215 --> 01:08:54,753
Me And Asked Me To The
2419
01:08:52,651 --> 01:08:56,488
Halloween Dance With Her.
2420
01:08:53,785 --> 01:08:57,755
So Far, Everything Was Going
2421
01:08:54,885 --> 01:08:58,824
Exactly According To Plan, So
2422
01:08:56,620 --> 01:09:00,091
Why Do I Feel So Lousy About
2423
01:08:57,888 --> 01:09:00,992
It?
2424
01:08:58,891 --> 01:09:02,728
>> I Hope He Feels Lousy About
2425
01:09:00,224 --> 01:09:03,995
What He's Done.
2426
01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:05,730
Stupid Payton.
2427
01:09:02,861 --> 01:09:08,800
That's The Last Time I Comb My
2428
01:09:04,129 --> 01:09:09,867
Hair For Anyone Or Buy A New
2429
01:09:05,863 --> 01:09:10,968
Dress Or Wax My Eyebrow.
2430
01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:12,838
Grandma Was Right -- I'm Gonna
2431
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,438
Become A Miserable Old Woman
2432
01:09:11,102 --> 01:09:14,740
Who Dies Alone, Completely
2433
01:09:12,970 --> 01:09:16,040
Unloved.
2434
01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:16,941
>> Every Superhero Eventually
2435
01:09:14,872 --> 01:09:18,576
Comes Face-To-Face With His
2436
01:09:16,174 --> 01:09:19,945
Nemesis.
2437
01:09:17,009 --> 01:09:20,946
I Thought Mine Was Clark Hayes.
2438
01:09:18,643 --> 01:09:21,746
I Mean, Doesn't That Just Sound
2439
01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:23,048
Like The Name Of A
2440
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:25,518
Supervillain?
2441
01:09:21,879 --> 01:09:25,517
But What If My Biggest Nemesis
2442
01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:25,518
Was...Myself?
2443
01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:36,861
>> [ Grunts ]
2444
01:09:32,790 --> 01:09:37,962
Hey, Babe.
2445
01:09:35,861 --> 01:09:39,997
[ Clears Throat ]
2446
01:09:36,928 --> 01:09:41,032
Earth To Carrie?
2447
01:09:38,030 --> 01:09:42,000
[ Whistles ]
2448
01:09:40,064 --> 01:09:43,000
Um...
2449
01:09:41,099 --> 01:09:44,836
Hey, I Was Wondering If You
2450
01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:46,604
Still Wanted To Go To Dinner
2451
01:09:43,067 --> 01:09:47,071
With My Parents Next Week.
2452
01:09:44,903 --> 01:09:48,874
>> I Thought You Had To Lift
2453
01:09:46,671 --> 01:09:50,675
Stuff.
2454
01:09:47,138 --> 01:09:52,510
>> She's Busy, So I Can Be With
2455
01:09:48,941 --> 01:09:52,510
You.
2456
01:09:50,742 --> 01:09:52,510
>> I'll Call You.
2457
01:09:54,914 --> 01:10:00,552
>> Perfect.
2458
01:09:57,950 --> 01:10:01,653
Per-- Yeah.
2459
01:09:59,018 --> 01:10:02,754
>> So, There's This New Move
2460
01:10:00,619 --> 01:10:03,889
I'm Thinking About Doing Before
2461
01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:04,889
The Football Game, And If We All
2462
01:10:02,821 --> 01:10:05,224
Do It, It'll Look Really Cool.
2463
01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:06,057
It's Really Easy.
2464
01:10:04,956 --> 01:10:06,691
>> Yes!
2465
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:07,124
>> Yeah!
2466
01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:08,126
>> You Think?
2467
01:10:06,759 --> 01:10:09,194
>> Yeah!
2468
01:10:07,192 --> 01:10:10,028
>> Totally!
2469
01:10:08,192 --> 01:10:10,728
>> Okay. Okay, I'll Show You.
2470
01:10:09,260 --> 01:10:12,731
And Then We Got To Show
2471
01:10:10,094 --> 01:10:15,032
Everyone, Okay?
2472
01:10:10,795 --> 01:10:16,968
Okay, Yeah. Okay.
2473
01:10:12,798 --> 01:10:19,036
So, We'll All Be Lined Up.
2474
01:10:15,099 --> 01:10:20,004
And Then We Shimmy Like This.
2475
01:10:17,036 --> 01:10:21,941
And Then...
2476
01:10:19,103 --> 01:10:21,941
Like That, Okay?
2477
01:10:20,071 --> 01:10:21,940
[ Cellphone Vibrating ]
2478
01:10:25,611 --> 01:10:28,680
[ Screams ]
2479
01:10:26,946 --> 01:10:29,915
It's Stuck!
2480
01:10:27,845 --> 01:10:32,584
It's Like They're Glued Or
2481
01:10:28,746 --> 01:10:33,818
Something!
2482
01:10:29,982 --> 01:10:34,753
[ Shrieking ]
2483
01:10:32,651 --> 01:10:36,021
Get It Off! Help Me!
2484
01:10:33,885 --> 01:10:37,723
Get It Off! Help Me!
2485
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:38,757
[ Both Giggling ]
2486
01:10:36,088 --> 01:10:39,657
[ Screams ]
2487
01:10:37,790 --> 01:10:41,960
[ Toilet Flushes ]
2488
01:10:38,824 --> 01:10:44,897
>> Oh, Goddamn --
2489
01:10:39,724 --> 01:10:46,097
Give Me The Toilet Paper!
2490
01:10:42,027 --> 01:10:47,199
Thank You.
2491
01:10:44,964 --> 01:10:49,101
>> Do You Have A Date To The
2492
01:10:46,165 --> 01:10:50,936
Dance?
2493
01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:50,936
>> Uh...Um...I...
2494
01:10:49,168 --> 01:10:50,936
>> Would You Like To Go With Me?
2495
01:10:52,937 --> 01:10:55,306
>> You're Friends With Her,
2496
01:10:53,906 --> 01:10:55,807
Aren't You?
2497
01:10:54,305 --> 01:10:56,541
You Little Dorks Stick Together,
2498
01:10:55,374 --> 01:10:57,276
Right?
2499
01:10:55,874 --> 01:10:59,111
>> Yeah, They Do.
2500
01:10:56,608 --> 01:11:00,144
>> Where's Samantha?
2501
01:10:57,343 --> 01:11:01,179
>> Oh, She's With Miss Stewart.
2502
01:10:59,178 --> 01:11:02,714
They Were Gonna Dissect A
2503
01:11:00,211 --> 01:11:04,148
Cheerleader's Head To See If
2504
01:11:01,245 --> 01:11:05,650
There Was Anything Inside.
2505
01:11:02,781 --> 01:11:06,685
>> O.M.G.!
2506
01:11:04,215 --> 01:11:07,785
That Should Not Be Allowed.
2507
01:11:05,718 --> 01:11:08,921
>> Here Are The Rules -- No Kiss
2508
01:11:06,751 --> 01:11:09,854
Good Night, No Hug Good Night,
2509
01:11:07,852 --> 01:11:10,221
No Thinking About Touching Me At
2510
01:11:08,987 --> 01:11:11,822
All, Except For When We're
2511
01:11:09,921 --> 01:11:12,691
Dancing.
2512
01:11:10,289 --> 01:11:13,625
You Get One Slow Dance, And If
2513
01:11:11,889 --> 01:11:14,226
You Try To Get Your Hands
2514
01:11:12,758 --> 01:11:14,992
Anywhere Near My Ass, I Will
2515
01:11:13,692 --> 01:11:16,595
Punch Your Lights Out.
2516
01:11:14,293 --> 01:11:17,862
I Shit You Not.
2517
01:11:15,059 --> 01:11:18,964
>> [ Laughs Nervously ]
2518
01:11:16,661 --> 01:11:20,132
No. Unh-Unh.
2519
01:11:17,929 --> 01:11:21,199
>> I Got A Message For
2520
01:11:19,031 --> 01:11:22,134
Little Miss Superglue.
2521
01:11:20,199 --> 01:11:23,602
>> Oh, I Don't Know Who You're
2522
01:11:21,266 --> 01:11:24,835
Talking About.
2523
01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:25,637
Great Idea With Those Pom-Poms!
2524
01:11:23,669 --> 01:11:27,104
Now You Won't Forget Where They
2525
01:11:24,902 --> 01:11:28,773
Are!
2526
01:11:25,704 --> 01:11:29,974
>> I Was At The Assembly, Okay?
2527
01:11:27,171 --> 01:11:31,043
I Saw Mr. Acker Get His Finger
2528
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,276
Stuck To His Forehead, Okay?
2529
01:11:30,041 --> 01:11:33,611
I Know Samantha Did This.
2530
01:11:31,110 --> 01:11:36,080
Do You Think I'm Stupid?
2531
01:11:32,344 --> 01:11:37,215
>> No.
2532
01:11:33,678 --> 01:11:39,050
Crazy, Maybe.
2533
01:11:36,147 --> 01:11:39,050
>> Tell Samantha This Isn't
2534
01:11:37,281 --> 01:11:39,050
Over.
2535
01:11:44,022 --> 01:11:45,958
>> Pardon, Ladies.
2536
01:11:47,358 --> 01:11:53,298
>> Carrie!
2537
01:11:49,027 --> 01:11:54,632
I-It's Payton!
2538
01:11:52,263 --> 01:11:55,733
>> Why Are You Dressed Like
2539
01:11:53,365 --> 01:11:58,704
Jack Skellington?
2540
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:59,938
>> I'm Li'l Depressed Boy --
2541
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:02,773
You Know, Because I'm Depressed.
2542
01:11:58,771 --> 01:12:04,610
Who Are You Supposed To Be?
2543
01:12:00,004 --> 01:12:04,609
>> I'm Little Miss Superglue.
2544
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,610
[ Rock Music Playing ]
2545
01:12:08,746 --> 01:12:11,182
>> I'm Gonna Go Get Some Punch.
2546
01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:28,132
>> Hey, Carrie.
2547
01:12:24,897 --> 01:12:30,268
>> Hey.
2548
01:12:26,732 --> 01:12:31,136
>> You Look So...
2549
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:32,004
That's, Like, Totally Original.
2550
01:12:30,335 --> 01:12:34,406
So Hot.
2551
01:12:31,202 --> 01:12:35,139
[ Laughs ]
2552
01:12:32,071 --> 01:12:37,943
I Really Do Like Your Eyebrow.
2553
01:12:34,473 --> 01:12:37,943
>> I Don't.
2554
01:12:35,206 --> 01:12:37,942
It's Hairy, And It's Just One.
2555
01:12:41,345 --> 01:12:43,915
>> Hey!
2556
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:45,650
>> Aah!
2557
01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:47,052
Dad! Come On!
2558
01:12:43,982 --> 01:12:48,787
>> [ Chuckling ]
2559
01:12:45,718 --> 01:12:50,287
Well, Son, I Hope Nobody Breaks
2560
01:12:47,119 --> 01:12:52,124
Any Rules Tonight.
2561
01:12:48,853 --> 01:12:53,191
'Cause, You Know, Mike Ditka
2562
01:12:50,354 --> 01:12:54,291
Could Never Suffer The Likes Of
2563
01:12:52,191 --> 01:12:55,693
Rule Breakers.
2564
01:12:53,258 --> 01:12:57,696
>> Dad, Do You Have To Dress
2565
01:12:54,358 --> 01:12:57,696
Like Ditka...
2566
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,696
Every Year?
2567
01:13:05,737 --> 01:13:11,308
>> [ Scoffs ]
2568
01:13:07,973 --> 01:13:12,844
>> Nice Shirt.
2569
01:13:09,441 --> 01:13:16,048
>> [ Giggling ] Thanks!
2570
01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:16,781
Who Are You Supposed To Be?
2571
01:13:12,911 --> 01:13:17,916
>> Well, She's Obviously A Slut!
2572
01:13:16,115 --> 01:13:18,784
>> Yeah!
2573
01:13:16,848 --> 01:13:20,418
I, Like, Totally Dressed As
2574
01:13:17,982 --> 01:13:20,418
Carrie Smith!
2575
01:13:18,851 --> 01:13:20,419
[ Giggles ]
2576
01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:25,357
[ Rock Music Playing ]
2577
01:13:30,995 --> 01:13:35,199
>> Dude, That Is So Wrong On So
2578
01:13:33,197 --> 01:13:37,302
Many Levels.
2579
01:13:34,066 --> 01:13:37,302
>> On Fire! On Fire!
2580
01:13:35,267 --> 01:13:37,302
The King Of Pop Is On Fire!
2581
01:13:45,376 --> 01:13:47,879
>> Are You Li'l Depressed Boy?
2582
01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:57,088
That's My Favorite Webcomic
2583
01:13:53,251 --> 01:13:57,822
Character.
2584
01:13:55,486 --> 01:13:58,923
>> This Costume Took Me Forever
2585
01:13:57,156 --> 01:14:01,326
To Make.
2586
01:13:57,889 --> 01:14:03,128
>> Payton.
2587
01:13:58,991 --> 01:14:04,963
>> You Look...Really Nice,
2588
01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:06,398
Samantha.
2589
01:14:03,195 --> 01:14:06,898
>> Of Course.
2590
01:14:05,030 --> 01:14:07,999
Of Course You'd Like The Way I
2591
01:14:06,464 --> 01:14:08,365
Look.
2592
01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,735
I'm Dressed As Carrie.
2593
01:14:08,066 --> 01:14:11,236
>> No!
2594
01:14:08,433 --> 01:14:12,771
No, That's Not What I Meant!
2595
01:14:09,802 --> 01:14:14,406
>> Swine Flu?! Swine Flu?!
2596
01:14:11,303 --> 01:14:15,407
What About This Makes You Think
2597
01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:17,275
I'm Swine Flu?!
2598
01:14:14,473 --> 01:14:19,378
>> Chester?!
2599
01:14:15,473 --> 01:14:19,378
You're Here With Chester?!
2600
01:14:17,342 --> 01:14:19,378
>> Enjoy The Party, Payton.
2601
01:14:22,548 --> 01:14:24,316
>> [ Sighs ]
2602
01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:50,508
>> [ Giggles ]
2603
01:14:47,572 --> 01:14:51,843
>> What's Up, Jack Skellington?
2604
01:14:49,607 --> 01:14:53,277
>> I Already Told You, I'm
2605
01:14:50,576 --> 01:14:56,081
Li'l Depressed Boy.
2606
01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:57,549
>> Boy, Are You.
2607
01:14:53,344 --> 01:14:58,883
So, Where Is Your Slut?
2608
01:14:56,147 --> 01:15:01,418
>> Okay, Listen.
2609
01:14:57,616 --> 01:15:02,387
I Don't Care What You Say About
2610
01:14:58,951 --> 01:15:03,955
Me, But Don't You Dare Badmouth
2611
01:15:01,486 --> 01:15:06,258
Samantha, Okay?
2612
01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:07,424
>> Whoa!
2613
01:15:04,022 --> 01:15:08,860
Back Off, Li'l Repressed Boy.
2614
01:15:06,325 --> 01:15:09,161
If You Care So Much About Her,
2615
01:15:07,491 --> 01:15:11,195
Why Don't You Do Something About
2616
01:15:08,927 --> 01:15:13,165
It?
2617
01:15:09,227 --> 01:15:14,565
>> I Did.
2618
01:15:11,263 --> 01:15:15,333
I Did Everything You Told Me,
2619
01:15:13,232 --> 01:15:17,803
And I Still Managed To Screw It
2620
01:15:14,633 --> 01:15:19,804
Up.
2621
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:21,238
Look, You're Poised And
2622
01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:23,008
Beautiful And Sexy And
2623
01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:26,177
Well-Dressed, And Every Boy
2624
01:15:21,305 --> 01:15:29,513
Wants To Be With You, And Every
2625
01:15:23,075 --> 01:15:31,983
Girl Wants To Be You.
2626
01:15:26,245 --> 01:15:34,019
And That's Easy To Fall For.
2627
01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:35,987
But What Really Matters Is What
2628
01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:35,987
Samantha Has.
2629
01:15:34,085 --> 01:15:35,987
She Has A Beautiful Soul.
2630
01:15:37,990 --> 01:15:40,492
Now Go Away So I Can Get A Drink
2631
01:15:39,223 --> 01:15:40,491
Of Water.
2632
01:15:43,094 --> 01:15:50,467
>> [ Sighs ]
2633
01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:51,570
Ow.
2634
01:15:49,034 --> 01:15:54,939
[ Dance Music Playing ]
2635
01:15:50,535 --> 01:15:55,840
>> All Right, Everybody, Let's
2636
01:15:51,637 --> 01:15:58,844
Boogie.
2637
01:15:55,007 --> 01:16:00,512
>> Hey!
2638
01:15:55,907 --> 01:16:02,380
[ Chuckles ]
2639
01:15:58,911 --> 01:16:02,381
>> Super Mario?
2640
01:16:00,579 --> 01:16:02,380
>> No.
2641
01:16:05,517 --> 01:16:09,153
>> Luigi?
2642
01:16:06,218 --> 01:16:12,122
>> [ Chuckling ] No!
2643
01:16:08,053 --> 01:16:13,224
Ditka!
2644
01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:15,059
[ Deep VOICE ] I'm Mike Ditka.
2645
01:16:12,189 --> 01:16:15,059
[ Normal VOICE ] Ditka.
2646
01:16:13,291 --> 01:16:15,059
[ Chuckles ]
2647
01:16:23,201 --> 01:16:26,538
>> Samantha?
2648
01:16:24,602 --> 01:16:29,106
Can We Talk?
2649
01:16:25,336 --> 01:16:30,441
>> No! Sss!
2650
01:16:26,604 --> 01:16:33,510
Don't...Talk.
2651
01:16:29,174 --> 01:16:35,647
>> Wait.
2652
01:16:30,509 --> 01:16:37,382
>> Do I...Have A...
2653
01:16:33,577 --> 01:16:39,218
Beautiful Soul?
2654
01:16:35,714 --> 01:16:39,218
>> Yeah. I Mean...Sure.
2655
01:16:37,449 --> 01:16:39,218
Whatever.
2656
01:16:41,452 --> 01:16:43,287
[ Slow Music Playing ]
2657
01:16:47,491 --> 01:16:51,028
>> Perfect Time For Your Slow
2658
01:16:48,492 --> 01:16:51,028
Song, Date.
2659
01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:51,028
>> Okay. Yeah.
2660
01:16:59,972 --> 01:17:03,375
>> Slow Dance?
2661
01:17:01,606 --> 01:17:03,375
I Promised You One.
2662
01:17:12,183 --> 01:17:20,224
Payton...Thanks.
2663
01:17:15,519 --> 01:17:22,393
>> For What?
2664
01:17:18,022 --> 01:17:22,393
>> For Being Payton.
2665
01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:22,393
I'm So Glad We're Friends.
2666
01:17:30,201 --> 01:17:34,305
[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
2667
01:17:31,102 --> 01:17:35,339
>> That Was The Kiss I'd Been
2668
01:17:32,402 --> 01:17:36,106
Waiting For My Whole Life.
2669
01:17:34,372 --> 01:17:37,075
>> You're Super-Cool And Totally
2670
01:17:35,406 --> 01:17:38,642
Awesome.
2671
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:40,478
[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
2672
01:17:37,142 --> 01:17:40,479
>> Samantha's The Girl For Me.
2673
01:17:38,776 --> 01:17:40,479
I'm Such A Dork.
2674
01:17:49,021 --> 01:17:54,159
I Need To Tell You Something --
2675
01:17:50,655 --> 01:17:56,494
About Clark.
2676
01:17:53,157 --> 01:17:58,463
Go To The Comic-Book Shop
2677
01:17:54,226 --> 01:18:00,398
Tomorrow At 5:00, Okay?
2678
01:17:56,561 --> 01:18:00,398
>> Why?
2679
01:17:58,530 --> 01:18:00,398
>> Just Trust Me On This.
2680
01:18:06,604 --> 01:18:09,974
Hey, Samantha.
2681
01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:09,974
>> Wrong Girl, Man.
2682
01:18:25,456 --> 01:18:31,729
[ Groans ]
2683
01:18:28,492 --> 01:18:32,530
>> You Call That A Hit?!
2684
01:18:29,827 --> 01:18:33,697
My Nana Can Hit Harder Than
2685
01:18:31,796 --> 01:18:37,568
That!
2686
01:18:32,597 --> 01:18:39,336
>> [ Chuckles ]
2687
01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:40,771
[ Football Announcer Talking ]
2688
01:18:37,635 --> 01:18:43,208
Nothing?
2689
01:18:39,403 --> 01:18:43,208
You're Not Gonna Chide Me For My
2690
01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:43,208
Improper Parental Technique?
2691
01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:54,084
All Right, What's Wrong?
2692
01:18:51,383 --> 01:18:54,385
Oh, Look, I Know It's Football,
2693
01:18:52,717 --> 01:18:58,089
But I've Never Seen You This
2694
01:18:54,152 --> 01:18:58,757
Down.
2695
01:18:54,452 --> 01:19:00,325
>> You Don't Understand At All.
2696
01:18:58,156 --> 01:19:01,459
>> All Right.
2697
01:18:58,824 --> 01:19:03,495
So...
2698
01:19:00,392 --> 01:19:06,031
You Started Off With The Hots
2699
01:19:01,526 --> 01:19:07,197
For This Carrie Girl.
2700
01:19:03,562 --> 01:19:09,300
She Wanted To Play Matchmaker,
2701
01:19:06,098 --> 01:19:10,402
And You Had Hope That All The
2702
01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:13,070
Time You Spent With Her, She
2703
01:19:09,366 --> 01:19:15,406
Would Like You Back.
2704
01:19:10,469 --> 01:19:16,207
But Then You Realize You Really
2705
01:19:13,138 --> 01:19:18,309
Connect To This Samantha, And
2706
01:19:15,473 --> 01:19:19,076
Because You Don't Have
2707
01:19:16,273 --> 01:19:20,344
Experience In This World, You
2708
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:21,146
Muck It All Up?
2709
01:19:19,143 --> 01:19:25,049
>> Muck! Muck! Muck! Muck!
2710
01:19:20,411 --> 01:19:26,050
[ Giggles ]
2711
01:19:21,213 --> 01:19:27,085
>> Watch, Watch, Watch, Watch.
2712
01:19:25,116 --> 01:19:28,085
You Know, Son, If You Had Some
2713
01:19:26,117 --> 01:19:29,353
Questions, You Could Have Come
2714
01:19:27,152 --> 01:19:30,088
To Me.
2715
01:19:28,152 --> 01:19:30,821
Heck, We're Both Out There In
2716
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:32,523
The Dating World.
2717
01:19:30,155 --> 01:19:34,492
Maybe You Could Have Given Me A
2718
01:19:30,888 --> 01:19:36,760
Tip Or Two.
2719
01:19:32,590 --> 01:19:38,262
Son, All I Know Is, If I Were
2720
01:19:34,558 --> 01:19:39,596
You Right Now, I Would Need To
2721
01:19:36,827 --> 01:19:41,066
Prove To This Girl -- This
2722
01:19:38,330 --> 01:19:42,600
Samantha Girl -- That She Means
2723
01:19:39,664 --> 01:19:44,134
More To Me Than Anything In The
2724
01:19:41,133 --> 01:19:45,804
World, More Than This Carrie
2725
01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:47,137
Chick, More Than The Respect Of
2726
01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:48,439
Your Classmates, And, Yes, Even
2727
01:19:45,870 --> 01:19:50,141
More Than The Mighty
2728
01:19:47,205 --> 01:19:51,409
Chicago Bears.
2729
01:19:48,507 --> 01:19:53,244
>> [ Giggles ]
2730
01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:54,612
>> Hey, That's What You Got To
2731
01:19:51,476 --> 01:19:57,348
Do, Whether You Want To Believe
2732
01:19:53,311 --> 01:19:59,851
It Or Not.
2733
01:19:54,678 --> 01:20:02,386
Now, If You Want To Go Figure It
2734
01:19:57,415 --> 01:20:02,387
Out, I Officially Excuse You
2735
01:19:59,918 --> 01:20:02,387
From Family Football Sunday.
2736
01:20:04,923 --> 01:20:13,465
Oh, Wait.
2737
01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:16,668
If You Are Really Determined
2738
01:20:10,195 --> 01:20:18,469
And Willing To Pay The Price,
2739
01:20:13,531 --> 01:20:19,570
You Can Get It Done.
2740
01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:20,638
>> Ditka?
2741
01:20:18,536 --> 01:20:22,574
>> What Makes You Think All The
2742
01:20:19,638 --> 01:20:22,574
Advice I Give You Is --
2743
01:20:20,705 --> 01:20:22,574
Yeah. Ditka. It's Ditka.
2744
01:20:26,477 --> 01:20:28,646
Longest Conversation We've Had.
2745
01:20:34,919 --> 01:20:39,490
>> So, Let's Really Think About
2746
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:41,291
This, Andy.
2747
01:20:37,388 --> 01:20:42,459
No Way Batman's A Dork.
2748
01:20:39,558 --> 01:20:43,528
Robin Number 1, He Dated
2749
01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:44,696
Starfire, Right?
2750
01:20:42,527 --> 01:20:45,630
And Robin Number 3 Had This
2751
01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:46,630
Little Thing Going On With The
2752
01:20:44,763 --> 01:20:49,634
Spoiler.
2753
01:20:45,696 --> 01:20:51,502
>> I Didn't Know You Like Comic
2754
01:20:46,697 --> 01:20:51,802
Books.
2755
01:20:49,701 --> 01:20:53,171
>> Yeah, I Like Comic Books.
2756
01:20:51,570 --> 01:20:54,339
Shh.
2757
01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:54,872
>> So, Next Time, Can I Get --
2758
01:20:53,237 --> 01:20:56,874
>> Do You Think I Could Play
2759
01:20:54,406 --> 01:20:58,343
Superman?
2760
01:20:54,939 --> 01:20:59,477
>> No, You Can't Play Superman.
2761
01:20:56,942 --> 01:21:00,378
>> Oh, Really?
2762
01:20:58,410 --> 01:21:03,348
Then Look At This.
2763
01:20:59,544 --> 01:21:04,715
Whoo!
2764
01:21:00,445 --> 01:21:05,884
>> [ Talking Excitedly ]
2765
01:21:03,415 --> 01:21:07,185
>> You Ready, Kiddo?
2766
01:21:04,782 --> 01:21:08,519
>> Hi, Mrs. Gardner.
2767
01:21:05,951 --> 01:21:09,621
>> Hey.
2768
01:21:07,251 --> 01:21:10,655
>> Same Time Next Week?
2769
01:21:08,586 --> 01:21:11,321
>> Yeah, Definitely.
2770
01:21:09,687 --> 01:21:12,589
>> Okay.
2771
01:21:10,722 --> 01:21:14,325
>> Ah.
2772
01:21:11,388 --> 01:21:15,592
Say "Thank You," Andy.
2773
01:21:12,656 --> 01:21:16,293
>> Thank You.
2774
01:21:14,392 --> 01:21:16,861
>> High Five!
2775
01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:17,461
>> You Ready?
2776
01:21:16,361 --> 01:21:18,796
>> Ready.
2777
01:21:16,928 --> 01:21:20,198
>> See Ya.
2778
01:21:17,528 --> 01:21:21,232
>> Thanks.
2779
01:21:18,862 --> 01:21:24,802
>> Did You Have Fun?
2780
01:21:20,264 --> 01:21:26,470
Do You Like Clark?
2781
01:21:21,299 --> 01:21:27,171
>> [ Talking Indistinctly ]
2782
01:21:24,869 --> 01:21:27,839
That Was Even Funner.
2783
01:21:26,537 --> 01:21:28,572
>> [ Laughs ]
2784
01:21:27,238 --> 01:21:29,807
>> Hey, You're Really Gonna
2785
01:21:27,906 --> 01:21:30,441
Enjoy These.
2786
01:21:28,639 --> 01:21:32,242
That'll Be $38 Even.
2787
01:21:29,874 --> 01:21:34,344
>> Thanks.
2788
01:21:30,508 --> 01:21:34,845
>> Thank You. Come Again.
2789
01:21:32,309 --> 01:21:35,879
>> Did You Know About Andy?
2790
01:21:34,411 --> 01:21:36,813
>> Sure.
2791
01:21:34,912 --> 01:21:37,581
Clark And Andy Come In Here All
2792
01:21:35,946 --> 01:21:38,916
The Time.
2793
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:40,418
>> [ Sighs ]
2794
01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:40,718
Why Would He Hide This From Me?
2795
01:21:38,983 --> 01:21:42,253
>> He's Captain Of The Football
2796
01:21:40,485 --> 01:21:42,687
Team.
2797
01:21:40,785 --> 01:21:43,787
He Doesn't Want Anyone To Think
2798
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,789
He's Uncool.
2799
01:21:42,754 --> 01:21:45,890
>> But I'm His Girlfriend.
2800
01:21:43,854 --> 01:21:47,291
>> Exactly -- He Especially
2801
01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:50,361
Doesn't Want His Girlfriend To
2802
01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:52,296
Think He's Uncool.
2803
01:21:47,358 --> 01:21:53,197
>> [ Sighs ]
2804
01:21:50,428 --> 01:21:54,799
I Need To Talk To You About
2805
01:21:52,363 --> 01:21:55,900
Payton.
2806
01:21:53,264 --> 01:21:56,668
>> My Whole Life, I Was Worried
2807
01:21:54,932 --> 01:21:58,702
About "What's The Worst That
2808
01:21:56,032 --> 01:21:59,903
Can Happen?"
2809
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:01,238
But Now I Was Living It.
2810
01:21:58,835 --> 01:22:02,339
I Had Lost Samantha.
2811
01:22:00,036 --> 01:22:03,607
There Was Nothing Left To Be
2812
01:22:01,371 --> 01:22:04,842
Scared Of, 'Cause It Couldn't
2813
01:22:02,473 --> 01:22:06,611
Get Any Worse.
2814
01:22:03,741 --> 01:22:08,313
This Whole Time, I Was
2815
01:22:04,909 --> 01:22:09,546
Listening To Carrie's Advice --
2816
01:22:06,744 --> 01:22:10,882
How To Dress, How To Act, How
2817
01:22:08,446 --> 01:22:12,450
To Get A Reach-Around.
2818
01:22:09,679 --> 01:22:14,351
But It Was Time To Stop Doing
2819
01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:15,887
What She Wanted Me To Do And
2820
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:16,920
Start Doing What I Wanted.
2821
01:22:14,485 --> 01:22:18,723
If I'm Really A Superhero, I'm
2822
01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:20,758
Gonna Have To Prove It.
2823
01:22:17,053 --> 01:22:22,559
I Just Need One More Brilliant
2824
01:22:18,856 --> 01:22:23,961
Plan To Woo Samantha.
2825
01:22:20,825 --> 01:22:25,563
>> So, Everything -- Everything
2826
01:22:22,626 --> 01:22:28,232
Involving You Was Part Of A
2827
01:22:24,028 --> 01:22:29,633
Brilliant Plan To Woo Me?
2828
01:22:25,629 --> 01:22:31,268
>> Yes!
2829
01:22:28,299 --> 01:22:33,570
Payton's Not Just A Dork -- He's
2830
01:22:29,701 --> 01:22:35,473
An Idiot.
2831
01:22:31,335 --> 01:22:36,807
You Make The Boy Stupid.
2832
01:22:33,638 --> 01:22:36,808
If That's Not Love, I Don't Know
2833
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:36,808
What Is.
2834
01:22:52,790 --> 01:22:56,561
>> Stop.
2835
01:22:53,825 --> 01:22:57,428
Don't Say Anything.
2836
01:22:55,393 --> 01:22:58,563
Look, I Understand What You See
2837
01:22:56,628 --> 01:22:59,831
In Chester, Okay?
2838
01:22:57,495 --> 01:23:02,400
Yeah, He's President Of The
2839
01:22:58,629 --> 01:23:03,800
Chess Club And His Handwriting's
2840
01:22:59,897 --> 01:23:05,302
Impeccable And He's Got Really,
2841
01:23:02,467 --> 01:23:06,304
Really, Really Great Hair.
2842
01:23:03,867 --> 01:23:08,606
But -- But I'm Not That Guy,
2843
01:23:05,370 --> 01:23:09,774
Okay?
2844
01:23:06,370 --> 01:23:11,742
No. Samantha.
2845
01:23:08,673 --> 01:23:12,543
But I'm Just The Guy Who's --
2846
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:14,512
Who's Gonna Do This!
2847
01:23:11,809 --> 01:23:14,512
[ Students Screaming ]
2848
01:23:12,610 --> 01:23:14,512
>> Everybody, Get Down!
2849
01:23:17,615 --> 01:23:20,918
>> Is That A Turnip?
2850
01:23:18,883 --> 01:23:21,986
>> No, It's An Onion.
2851
01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:23,053
>> No Outside Food!
2852
01:23:20,985 --> 01:23:23,720
>> Well, It Looks Like A Turnip.
2853
01:23:22,053 --> 01:23:25,657
>> It's An Onion!
2854
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:27,758
>> Pbht!
2855
01:23:23,787 --> 01:23:30,695
An Onion? Lame!
2856
01:23:25,723 --> 01:23:32,629
>> Shut Up! This Is So Romantic!
2857
01:23:27,826 --> 01:23:35,033
>> Yes, I Am Holding A Very
2858
01:23:30,762 --> 01:23:36,701
Large Onion In My Right Hand,
2859
01:23:32,696 --> 01:23:37,801
But That Is Only Because If You,
2860
01:23:35,099 --> 01:23:39,303
Samantha Gibson, Do Not Give Me
2861
01:23:36,768 --> 01:23:39,871
A Second Chance, Then...
2862
01:23:37,869 --> 01:23:40,737
Then I'm Gonna Have To Eat This
2863
01:23:39,370 --> 01:23:41,838
Right Here In Front Of
2864
01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:43,507
Everybody!
2865
01:23:40,804 --> 01:23:44,008
>> And If You Don't Go Out With
2866
01:23:41,906 --> 01:23:45,310
Me, I'm Gonna Eat This Corn Dog.
2867
01:23:43,575 --> 01:23:46,411
[ Laughter ]
2868
01:23:44,075 --> 01:23:47,478
>> No, And If You Don't Give Me
2869
01:23:45,376 --> 01:23:49,414
Another Chance, I'm Just Gonna
2870
01:23:46,477 --> 01:23:50,714
Finish My Fruit Cup.
2871
01:23:47,544 --> 01:23:51,715
>> He's Allergic To Onions.
2872
01:23:49,481 --> 01:23:52,483
He Could Become Violently Ill Or
2873
01:23:50,781 --> 01:23:53,583
Even Die!
2874
01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:56,053
>> Cool.
2875
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:57,087
I Hope She Says No.
2876
01:23:53,651 --> 01:23:58,555
I'd Really Like To See That.
2877
01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:59,723
>> Son!
2878
01:23:57,155 --> 01:24:00,925
>> Dad.
2879
01:23:58,622 --> 01:24:01,959
>> Son, What Are You Doing Up
2880
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:03,561
There?
2881
01:24:00,991 --> 01:24:04,428
>> That's Samantha.
2882
01:24:02,026 --> 01:24:05,897
>> Oh.
2883
01:24:03,628 --> 01:24:06,664
Hi.
2884
01:24:04,495 --> 01:24:07,898
>> H-Hi, Coach Bronko.
2885
01:24:05,964 --> 01:24:08,900
>> How You Doin'?
2886
01:24:06,731 --> 01:24:10,001
>> I'm Okay.
2887
01:24:07,965 --> 01:24:10,668
>> I'm Gonna Eat This Onion!
2888
01:24:08,967 --> 01:24:11,568
>> Son, You're Allergic To
2889
01:24:10,067 --> 01:24:13,370
Onions!
2890
01:24:10,735 --> 01:24:14,072
>> I Know!
2891
01:24:11,635 --> 01:24:16,374
>> Eat It! Eat It! Eat It!
2892
01:24:13,437 --> 01:24:17,374
>> No, There's Nothing That's
2893
01:24:14,138 --> 01:24:17,909
Stopping Me Now -- Not Unless I
2894
01:24:16,441 --> 01:24:18,476
Hear Something From Samantha
2895
01:24:17,442 --> 01:24:19,510
About It, But...
2896
01:24:17,976 --> 01:24:19,911
>> Payton.
2897
01:24:18,543 --> 01:24:20,911
>> ...I Don't Hear Anything...
2898
01:24:19,576 --> 01:24:21,478
>> Payton?
2899
01:24:19,977 --> 01:24:22,813
>> ...So It's Getting Really --
2900
01:24:20,978 --> 01:24:22,813
>> Payton!
2901
01:24:21,545 --> 01:24:22,813
>> What?
2902
01:24:24,715 --> 01:24:27,485
>> You Had Me At "I Have A Very
2903
01:24:26,151 --> 01:24:29,554
Large Onion."
2904
01:24:26,817 --> 01:24:29,553
[ Chuckles ]
2905
01:24:27,552 --> 01:24:29,554
[ Crowd Groaning ]
2906
01:24:39,664 --> 01:24:45,737
>> [ Squeals ]
2907
01:24:40,865 --> 01:24:46,637
[ Both Gasp ]
2908
01:24:43,668 --> 01:24:47,772
>> Dork Love Is In The Air!
2909
01:24:45,803 --> 01:24:50,841
Oww!
2910
01:24:46,704 --> 01:24:52,876
>> Kiss Me So You Can't Say
2911
01:24:47,839 --> 01:24:54,711
Anything Else Stupid.
2912
01:24:50,909 --> 01:24:56,781
>> You Know, This Is A Blatant
2913
01:24:52,943 --> 01:24:58,982
Violation Of The School's
2914
01:24:54,778 --> 01:25:00,017
"Public Displays Of Affection"
2915
01:24:56,848 --> 01:25:00,918
Ban.
2916
01:24:59,049 --> 01:25:02,619
>> I'll Tell You What.
2917
01:25:00,084 --> 01:25:05,122
>> What?
2918
01:25:00,985 --> 01:25:07,058
>> If You Forget About What You
2919
01:25:02,687 --> 01:25:08,760
Just Saw, I Won't Bring Up Your
2920
01:25:05,189 --> 01:25:10,527
Last Little Visit To The
2921
01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:12,063
Thunder From Down Under At The
2922
01:25:08,826 --> 01:25:13,731
Next Faculty Meeting.
2923
01:25:10,594 --> 01:25:15,665
>> I'll Tell You What.
2924
01:25:12,129 --> 01:25:17,667
How About We Just Forget
2925
01:25:13,798 --> 01:25:20,470
Everything And You Take Me Out
2926
01:25:15,732 --> 01:25:21,938
To Dinner This Weekend?
2927
01:25:17,735 --> 01:25:22,874
>> Well, I-I...
2928
01:25:20,537 --> 01:25:23,941
How 'Bout Saturday Night?
2929
01:25:22,005 --> 01:25:26,677
>> Sounds Good.
2930
01:25:22,941 --> 01:25:28,179
>> Oh, Great.
2931
01:25:24,008 --> 01:25:29,679
>> Just So You Know -- Doing
2932
01:25:26,744 --> 01:25:33,017
Things Quickly Is Not A Trait
2933
01:25:28,245 --> 01:25:33,016
Women Are Always Looking For In
2934
01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:33,017
A Man, If You Get My Drift.
2935
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,389
>> [ Giggles ]
2936
01:25:55,507 --> 01:25:58,777
>> Wow!
2937
01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:58,777
This Is Kicking Taco Day's Ass.
2938
01:26:01,912 --> 01:26:07,451
>> I Am Awesome.
2939
01:26:03,947 --> 01:26:08,952
>> Yeah. Yeah, You Are.
2940
01:26:05,683 --> 01:26:08,953
You Are One Loveable Dork,
2941
01:26:07,518 --> 01:26:08,952
Payton.
2942
01:26:12,189 --> 01:26:19,530
>> High School's Awesome!
2943
01:26:15,192 --> 01:26:20,997
>> [ Giggles ]
2944
01:26:17,861 --> 01:26:23,200
>> I Got The Girl, I Got The
2945
01:26:19,662 --> 01:26:25,068
Respect Of My Classmates, And
2946
01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:25,769
Even My Dad Was Happy For Me.
2947
01:26:23,334 --> 01:26:26,804
I Guess In The End, He Was
2948
01:26:25,201 --> 01:26:27,771
Right.
2949
01:26:25,902 --> 01:26:29,005
I Mean, You're Never A Loser
2950
01:26:26,937 --> 01:26:30,241
Until You Quit Trying.
2951
01:26:27,905 --> 01:26:31,608
And If You Know What You Want,
2952
01:26:29,072 --> 01:26:33,477
Even If It's Not The Same Thing
2953
01:26:30,374 --> 01:26:33,878
You Thought You Wanted At The
2954
01:26:31,741 --> 01:26:36,546
Beginning, Why Not Keep Trying
2955
01:26:33,611 --> 01:26:39,116
For It?
2956
01:26:34,010 --> 01:26:40,218
So, That's My Story.
2957
01:26:36,679 --> 01:26:41,552
And Somewhere Along The Way, I
2958
01:26:39,249 --> 01:26:44,488
Realized That There Are A Lot
2959
01:26:40,351 --> 01:26:45,188
Of Other Dorks Out There Just
2960
01:26:41,684 --> 01:26:46,223
Like Me.
2961
01:26:44,555 --> 01:26:47,625
[ Laughter ]
2962
01:26:45,321 --> 01:26:48,659
And They Might Also Want To
2963
01:26:46,357 --> 01:26:50,795
Know Some Of My Secrets.
2964
01:26:47,692 --> 01:26:52,563
>> You're Probably Gonna Be A
2965
01:26:48,726 --> 01:26:53,664
Teen Mom.
2966
01:26:50,861 --> 01:26:54,931
>> Besides, Dorks Are "In" Right
2967
01:26:52,696 --> 01:26:56,267
Now.
2968
01:26:53,796 --> 01:26:57,834
This Whole Time That I Was
2969
01:26:55,064 --> 01:26:59,704
Trying To Be A Superhero, I
2970
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:01,539
Guess I Really Just Needed To
2971
01:26:57,968 --> 01:27:03,741
Be...Myself.
2972
01:26:59,771 --> 01:27:05,209
I Mean, What's The Worst That
2973
01:27:01,606 --> 01:27:06,911
Can Happen?
2974
01:27:03,808 --> 01:27:07,945
>> Well, I Mean, The '85 Bears
2975
01:27:05,342 --> 01:27:09,045
Were The Best Chicago Football
2976
01:27:06,977 --> 01:27:10,013
Team Ever, And It Was Because --
2977
01:27:08,012 --> 01:27:10,581
>> They Were Amazing.
2978
01:27:09,112 --> 01:27:11,214
>> Mike Ditka.
2979
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,815
>> Uh-Huh.
2980
01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:13,851
>> He Brought Them To The
2981
01:27:11,281 --> 01:27:16,019
Super Bowl.
2982
01:27:11,883 --> 01:27:17,655
>> Hey And Hello, Everybody.
2983
01:27:13,918 --> 01:27:18,822
Welcome To Ditka's.
2984
01:27:16,086 --> 01:27:19,557
>> Hello, Mr. Ditka.
2985
01:27:17,722 --> 01:27:21,058
>> How's The Food?
2986
01:27:18,889 --> 01:27:22,593
>> Really Good.
2987
01:27:19,624 --> 01:27:24,195
It's Really Delicious.
2988
01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:26,564
>> It's The Onion That Gives It
2989
01:27:22,660 --> 01:27:26,564
That Little Kick.
2990
01:27:24,262 --> 01:27:26,563
>> [ Choking, Coughing ]
2991
01:27:29,299 --> 01:27:31,201
[ The Features' "Lions" Plays ]
2992
01:27:47,285 --> 01:27:53,925
>> ♪ You May Find Yourself
2993
01:27:49,853 --> 01:27:56,226
Angry At The Things I Do ♪
2994
01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:58,028
♪ Things I Put You Through ♪
2995
01:27:56,294 --> 01:28:02,333
♪ Hope You're Able To
2996
01:27:58,095 --> 01:28:05,335
Forgive Me Like I Forgive You ♪
2997
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:06,269
♪ I Forgive You ♪
2998
01:28:05,402 --> 01:28:08,271
>> [ Gasps ]
2999
01:28:06,336 --> 01:28:09,973
>> Mmm. Snickers.
3000
01:28:08,339 --> 01:28:10,875
Aw, Come Here, Big Boy!
3001
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:11,741
>> Can I Have A Little Bit Of
3002
01:28:10,942 --> 01:28:13,210
Your Stuff?
3003
01:28:11,808 --> 01:28:14,144
Oh, My God!
3004
01:28:13,277 --> 01:28:14,979
Oh, My God.
3005
01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,981
>> No, It's All Right.
3006
01:28:15,045 --> 01:28:18,950
>> No, Y-- It Was -- It Was --
3007
01:28:17,048 --> 01:28:19,650
>> Don't Worry About It.
3008
01:28:19,017 --> 01:28:20,617
It Was In The Way.
3009
01:28:19,717 --> 01:28:22,920
>> ♪ Not Even Lions
3010
01:28:20,684 --> 01:28:22,920
Can Tear Us Apart ♪
3011
01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:41,638
[ Guitar Solo ]
3012
01:29:06,330 --> 01:29:14,671
♪ Let's Stick Together ♪
3013
01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:16,840
♪ Let's Follow Our Hearts ♪
3014
01:29:14,738 --> 01:29:19,611
♪ Not Even Lions
3015
01:29:16,907 --> 01:29:19,611
Can Tear Us Apart ♪
3016
01:29:37,794 --> 01:29:41,898
♪ Oh, Girl,
3017
01:29:39,162 --> 01:29:41,898
What Are You Thinking? ♪
3018
01:29:47,437 --> 01:29:50,874
[ Far As Hell's "Finally Here"
3019
01:29:49,107 --> 01:29:50,875
Plays ]
3020
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:02,253
>> ♪ It Started Out
3021
01:30:00,017 --> 01:30:07,058
With Some Loud Shouts ♪
3022
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:09,927
♪ As We Ran Around And Around ♪
3023
01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:11,362
♪ I Saw You There
3024
01:30:09,994 --> 01:30:13,798
With Your Long Blond Hair ♪
3025
01:30:11,428 --> 01:30:17,067
♪ I Would Have Never Guessed
3026
01:30:13,865 --> 01:30:20,036
I'd Meet You Here ♪
3027
01:30:17,134 --> 01:30:22,072
♪ If Dreams Come True,
3028
01:30:20,103 --> 01:30:23,240
I'll Come Talk To You ♪
3029
01:30:22,139 --> 01:30:27,077
♪ When I'm Up Here,
3030
01:30:23,307 --> 01:30:29,714
It All Becomes So Clear ♪
3031
01:30:27,144 --> 01:30:32,083
♪ You Look So Cute
3032
01:30:29,781 --> 01:30:33,851
Doing That Move You Do ♪
3033
01:30:32,150 --> 01:30:37,088
♪ I Can't Believe
3034
01:30:33,918 --> 01:30:39,889
I'm Finally Here ♪
3035
01:30:37,155 --> 01:30:42,259
♪ Our Eyes, They Lock
3036
01:30:39,956 --> 01:30:44,195
As The Band Rocks ♪
3037
01:30:42,326 --> 01:30:47,064
♪ Should I Try My Luck
3038
01:30:44,262 --> 01:30:48,799
With You? ♪
3039
01:30:47,130 --> 01:30:51,901
♪ I Can't Believe
3040
01:30:48,866 --> 01:30:53,903
I'm Finally Here ♪
3041
01:30:51,969 --> 01:30:57,074
♪ I Can't Believe
3042
01:30:53,970 --> 01:30:59,076
I'm Finally Here ♪
3043
01:30:57,141 --> 01:30:59,076
♪ I Can't Believe... ♪
3044
01:30:59,376 --> 01:31:03,446
>> You Know, If You Were A
3045
01:31:00,443 --> 01:31:05,282
Burger At Mcdonald's, You'd Be
3046
01:31:02,245 --> 01:31:05,282
Called A "Mcgorgeous."
3047
01:31:03,513 --> 01:31:05,282
Dollar Menu, Probably. Yeah.
189047
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