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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,967 --> 00:00:09,967 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:23,735 --> 00:00:26,870 This is Free City. 4 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:31,831 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. 5 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:35,031 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. 6 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,663 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town. 7 00:00:47,863 --> 00:00:49,270 You are so hot. 8 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:50,263 Oh, I know. 9 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:55,830 See? That's not even his car. 10 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:58,231 Or his wife. 11 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:07,222 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. 12 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:09,206 They go on all sorts of missions. 13 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:11,767 They got cool hair, cool clothes. 14 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:16,950 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. 15 00:01:16,982 --> 00:01:19,862 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. 16 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:21,686 Or that nice lady. 17 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:39,158 See what I mean? Hero. 18 00:01:53,398 --> 00:01:57,751 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise. 19 00:02:02,615 --> 00:02:04,119 Good morning, Goldie. 20 00:02:06,199 --> 00:02:08,119 I've lived here in Free City my whole life. 21 00:02:08,151 --> 00:02:10,614 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, 22 00:02:10,646 --> 00:02:13,175 and I work at the bank. 23 00:02:13,207 --> 00:02:14,679 What more could a guy want? 24 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:16,023 Sunday should be warm and sunny 25 00:02:16,055 --> 00:02:17,527 with just a scattering of drive-bys. 26 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:19,863 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, 27 00:02:19,895 --> 00:02:22,038 which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire 28 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:23,575 from a renegade gunship stolen by... 29 00:02:23,607 --> 00:02:24,471 And every morning, 30 00:02:24,503 --> 00:02:27,543 I start my day with the most delicious coffee 31 00:02:27,575 --> 00:02:29,623 in the whole, wide, whole world. 32 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:31,255 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 33 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:32,662 You know it. Mmm. 34 00:02:33,975 --> 00:02:35,510 Mmm! 35 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,335 That is unexpectedly hot. 36 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,711 Jeez, that's good. 37 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:41,719 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. 38 00:02:43,575 --> 00:02:45,943 Thank you for making this with such love. 39 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:47,030 You're welcome. 40 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,150 Officer Johnny! 41 00:02:48,182 --> 00:02:49,335 Have a good one, Guy. 42 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:52,599 Don't have a good day, have a great day! 43 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,327 Hold the fudge. 44 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:58,007 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day. 45 00:02:58,039 --> 00:03:00,598 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those. 46 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:08,310 Oh! So close. 47 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:11,126 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time. 48 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,662 I wanna write a song about it. 49 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,551 I wanna dance to that song with my body. 50 00:03:14,582 --> 00:03:16,119 I love my life. 51 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:17,623 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it. 52 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,055 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable. 53 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:22,582 Oh, Joe! 54 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:25,975 Mondays, am I right, Joe? 55 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:27,927 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah. 56 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:34,070 In Free City, I have everything I need. 57 00:03:34,102 --> 00:03:35,671 Don't have a good day... 58 00:03:36,727 --> 00:03:37,910 have a great day. 59 00:03:37,942 --> 00:03:39,383 Thank you. 60 00:03:39,415 --> 00:03:40,471 Take care. 61 00:03:40,502 --> 00:03:43,127 Except one thing. 62 00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:45,463 Seem happy. 63 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:47,638 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone. 64 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:49,111 Oh, it's okay, Bud. 65 00:03:49,142 --> 00:03:51,831 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know? 66 00:03:51,863 --> 00:03:53,302 Maybe it's not meant to be. 67 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,967 Everybody down on the ground! 68 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:04,567 - I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess. 69 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:06,551 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor. 70 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:07,863 An obsession with feel-good diva pop. 71 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:09,143 Diva pop. Yes, that's her. 72 00:04:09,175 --> 00:04:10,903 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. 73 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,951 And you know what? I don't want her to. 74 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,511 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. 75 00:04:15,543 --> 00:04:17,079 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. 76 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:19,095 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. 77 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,727 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real. 78 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:23,863 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 79 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:26,551 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work? 80 00:04:26,582 --> 00:04:28,726 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work. 81 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:30,167 That makes me so happy. 82 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:31,223 Me too. 83 00:04:42,743 --> 00:04:44,117 What have you got? 84 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,359 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right? 85 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:48,086 You got a video or a screen grab? 86 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:49,877 Nope. But I know who does. 87 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:52,087 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time? 88 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:54,646 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play. 89 00:04:54,677 --> 00:04:56,535 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter? 90 00:04:56,566 --> 00:04:58,103 'Cause maybe we could meet up later. 91 00:04:58,135 --> 00:05:01,911 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks. 92 00:05:01,943 --> 00:05:03,127 Got jokes, huh? 93 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:05,367 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house. 94 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:10,102 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you. 95 00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:12,214 Now, I got a question. 96 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:13,687 What's so special about this video clip anyway? 97 00:05:13,719 --> 00:05:16,919 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it. 98 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,839 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun. 99 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,191 Damn, girl, you're so feisty. 100 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:26,006 But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience? 101 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,471 Those are questions. 102 00:05:30,294 --> 00:05:32,695 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber? 103 00:05:32,726 --> 00:05:33,815 The 2:30? 104 00:05:33,847 --> 00:05:35,383 No, the 4:00. 105 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:38,327 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles. 106 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,439 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face. 107 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:41,750 - Oh, man. - Wow. 108 00:05:41,782 --> 00:05:44,375 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 109 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:45,462 Give it to me! 110 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:46,774 Looks like rain. 111 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:49,046 Has anyone seen my cat? 112 00:05:51,255 --> 00:05:53,527 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, 113 00:05:53,559 --> 00:05:56,599 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know." 114 00:05:56,631 --> 00:05:59,223 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face. 115 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,839 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 116 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:11,959 Love that song. 117 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:16,630 That's a new one. 118 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:30,167 Hey! 119 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,015 That's her. 120 00:06:33,399 --> 00:06:34,517 Her who? 121 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,375 That's my dream girl, Buddy. 122 00:06:36,406 --> 00:06:37,910 She exists. 123 00:06:39,383 --> 00:06:41,271 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 124 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:43,543 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses. 125 00:06:44,022 --> 00:06:45,527 So? 126 00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:46,679 Whatcha mean "so?" 127 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:48,470 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us. 128 00:06:48,503 --> 00:06:50,679 - You know that! - I gotta try. 129 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,175 Look, Guy! Guy! 130 00:06:53,207 --> 00:06:55,927 Guy! What about beers on the beach? 131 00:06:57,654 --> 00:06:59,126 Excuse me! 132 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,863 Hey! 133 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,358 Hey! 134 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,743 Coming soon... Free City 2! 135 00:07:18,774 --> 00:07:22,359 Bigger! Badder! Radder! 136 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:24,119 Free City 2: Carnage. 137 00:07:24,151 --> 00:07:25,943 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack. 138 00:07:25,975 --> 00:07:27,703 You done? 139 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:30,102 Sorry. Are you closing? 140 00:07:30,135 --> 00:07:31,223 Yes. 141 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,951 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, 142 00:07:32,982 --> 00:07:35,319 one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl. 143 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:38,871 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted. 144 00:07:38,903 --> 00:07:40,662 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it. 145 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:43,511 Oh, Free City? Ah. No. 146 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:45,910 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher 147 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,638 and the evidence that I need is in the game. 148 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,079 - So then I had my codes... - Oh... 149 00:07:49,111 --> 00:07:51,959 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this. 150 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,223 Good morning, Goldie. 151 00:08:08,631 --> 00:08:10,711 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 152 00:08:12,182 --> 00:08:13,687 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 153 00:08:14,999 --> 00:08:19,895 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today. 154 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:23,287 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that. 155 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:25,782 It's like a waterfall made of letters. 156 00:08:25,816 --> 00:08:26,934 Excuse me? 157 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,079 I'd like to try a cappuccino. 158 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:32,023 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 159 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,070 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets. 160 00:08:34,103 --> 00:08:35,511 Every day. Always. 161 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:37,654 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot. 162 00:08:38,774 --> 00:08:39,895 Officer Johnny. 163 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:43,158 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know? 164 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,686 Whatever. Right? Yeah? 165 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,167 Hi. 166 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,359 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes. 167 00:08:55,382 --> 00:08:57,527 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please. 168 00:08:57,558 --> 00:08:59,383 I'm joking. 169 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:01,303 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding. 170 00:09:01,336 --> 00:09:02,774 He was just kidding! 171 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:05,846 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry? 172 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,031 No way, no how. 173 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:09,559 Mmm. That's hot. 174 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,014 It's like Jesus washed my tongue... 175 00:09:13,047 --> 00:09:15,798 but right before he finished, he finally told my dad, 176 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:18,422 "He's good enough." 177 00:09:19,415 --> 00:09:22,166 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny! 178 00:09:22,199 --> 00:09:23,159 Have a good one, Guy. 179 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,558 Cappuccino. 180 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,374 Don't have a good day... 181 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:35,094 ...have a great day, I guess. 182 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:39,063 Okay. Good day to you. 183 00:09:39,094 --> 00:09:41,911 Everybody down on the ground! 184 00:09:41,943 --> 00:09:44,662 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 185 00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:10,551 That's the girl. 186 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:11,894 We've been over this. 187 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,494 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work. 188 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:15,095 It will never work. 189 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,342 She's wearing sunglasses. 190 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,750 We don't mess with the sunglasses people. 191 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,735 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own. 192 00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:21,016 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that. 193 00:10:21,046 --> 00:10:22,550 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 194 00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:24,439 Hi. 195 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,559 What'd you say? 196 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:28,087 Hi. 197 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:30,487 I'm gonna need your sunglasses. 198 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,576 Ooh. Ow. 199 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:32,727 I'm just gonna... 200 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:33,974 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. 201 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:35,416 What the hell do you think you're doing? 202 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,534 Go back to your side, man. 203 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,710 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother... 204 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,471 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay? 205 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:42,935 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick. 206 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:45,590 Stop! 207 00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,800 You broken or somethin'? 208 00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:48,856 I'm the robber! 209 00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:50,582 You're the guy who lies down and takes it! 210 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,736 Please, just stay down! 211 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,616 I said, stay down! 212 00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:55,927 Guy, you don't do this, man. 213 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,230 This isn't you. 214 00:10:58,262 --> 00:10:59,607 You don't do this. 215 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,070 Maybe I do. 216 00:11:02,102 --> 00:11:04,663 What is wrong with this... 217 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:05,750 stupid mission? 218 00:11:05,783 --> 00:11:07,031 I told you to smoke his ass. 219 00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:08,118 Let go! 220 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,880 I'll give them right back. 221 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,736 I said... 222 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:17,270 Guy? 223 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:23,351 He's just resting. 224 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,406 In pieces! 225 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:26,039 That man is dead! 226 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,863 He's so sleepy. 227 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,639 I'm just gonna put your gun down... 228 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,686 right here... 229 00:11:33,719 --> 00:11:35,670 for when you wake. 230 00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:37,878 - Okay? - Guy. 231 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,982 Guy! Where you goin'? 232 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:11,927 Excuse me. 233 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,807 Do you see this? 234 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:17,527 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 235 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,710 Whoo! 236 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:40,886 Oh! 237 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,231 Giddy up! 238 00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,278 I feel brand new. 239 00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:56,343 Loser. 240 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,710 What is happening? 241 00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,094 So much money. 242 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,735 Hey, Mouser, check this out. 243 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,951 What's up, Keys? 244 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,166 What am I looking at? 245 00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:36,823 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen 246 00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:37,942 and then killed. 247 00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:39,862 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. 248 00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,718 An NPC? That's impossible. 249 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:43,127 Yeah, exactly. 250 00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,303 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. 251 00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,303 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. 252 00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,382 I tried that, but I... 253 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,015 I can't trace him. 254 00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:56,086 Whoever it is, they're good. 255 00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:59,318 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy. 256 00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:01,783 I'm pretty good. 257 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:02,934 I'll see you on the inside. 258 00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,022 Select your skin. 259 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,974 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? 260 00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:07,766 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, 261 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,078 big guns, bigger mustache. 262 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,774 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. 263 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,790 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? 264 00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:16,374 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. 265 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:17,879 I'm terrified. 266 00:14:17,911 --> 00:14:19,318 Let's do this. 267 00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:54,678 Seriously, man. 268 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,782 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much. 269 00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,183 Excuse me? 270 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,031 Right. 271 00:15:03,063 --> 00:15:05,334 Rabbit. Okay? My fault. 272 00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:08,727 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here! 273 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,751 Let's go! 274 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,966 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis. 275 00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,918 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go. 276 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,647 - Closer. - There he is. 277 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,247 Blue shirt guy. 278 00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,038 Blue shirt? 279 00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:19,670 Yes. 280 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,654 Hello, Officer. 281 00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:23,574 Rabbit. 282 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:24,854 Nice skin. 283 00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:27,191 Thank you. That's sweet. 284 00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:28,471 How'd you get it? 285 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,895 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. 286 00:15:31,927 --> 00:15:33,591 I have naturally dewy skin. 287 00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:34,903 Listen up, Neutrogena. 288 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,950 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. 289 00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:38,166 And another thing. 290 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,640 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! 291 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,822 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! 292 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,006 ...and it makes the game look bad. 293 00:15:42,038 --> 00:15:43,415 - Horrible! - Yeah. 294 00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:45,431 I got, like, 5% of that. 295 00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:46,968 Lose the skin! 296 00:15:46,999 --> 00:15:48,023 I... Lose? 297 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:49,975 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? 298 00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:50,839 Take it off, man. 299 00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:52,342 Just take it off. What are you doing? 300 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:53,494 - What? - Seriously. 301 00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,000 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? 302 00:15:55,031 --> 00:15:56,182 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. 303 00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:57,462 If you don't, we're gonna kill you. 304 00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:59,286 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. 305 00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:00,214 Still why? 306 00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:01,687 Until we do find out who you are... 307 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,222 and then we're gonna ban you for life. 308 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,455 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. 309 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,791 I just find the order of those threats very confusing. 310 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,455 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up 311 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:28,311 No. 312 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,318 Come on, Blue Shirt. 313 00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:01,079 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? 314 00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:02,263 Scared me a little bit. 315 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,703 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! 316 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,143 Coming to get ya. 317 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,807 We're coming to get ya. 318 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,230 Wait! Wait! 319 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,607 I can explain everything. 320 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:15,287 I found these glasses and then I can see things now. 321 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,327 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there. 322 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,798 Except they are there. 323 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,766 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true! 324 00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:26,903 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. 325 00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,462 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. 326 00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:31,575 We're apex predators. 327 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:35,286 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. 328 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,942 Too high! Too high! 329 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:48,983 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this. 330 00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,887 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. 331 00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,039 Okay, bring it. 332 00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:55,799 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go. 333 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,023 I'm so, so good at this. 334 00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,687 Time's up, bank teller! 335 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,799 Nope! 336 00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:08,407 I can't die! 337 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,262 I'm never gonna die! 338 00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:11,447 Whoo! 339 00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:14,423 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. 340 00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:15,575 The end. 341 00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:17,655 - Doesn't make sense. - What? 342 00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:19,159 I just checked the server stats. 343 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,302 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. 344 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,359 It's just a glitch, man. 345 00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,638 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. 346 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,271 It just seems like that's something new, you know? 347 00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:27,413 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. 348 00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:29,143 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? 349 00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:30,550 Uh-uh. No. 350 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,759 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care 351 00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:35,702 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. 352 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,582 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. 353 00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:42,935 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? 354 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,367 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? 355 00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:49,398 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, 356 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,511 desperation, and a mountain of college debt. 357 00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:53,687 You do not wanna hear about that. 358 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,967 You're absolutely right. 359 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:58,935 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. 360 00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,886 Don't talk to Antwan. 361 00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:07,511 We never dreamt this would've happened. 362 00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,103 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game. 363 00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:13,815 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow. 364 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,607 It's a strictly observational experience 365 00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:19,318 where computer generated characters interact and evolve. 366 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,015 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away. 367 00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:25,719 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius. 368 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,223 Uh, no, Millie is the genius. 369 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,839 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up. 370 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,183 So, to get a little personal, 371 00:20:32,215 --> 00:20:34,295 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning? 372 00:20:34,327 --> 00:20:36,855 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 373 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:39,223 What's the other thing? 374 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:41,559 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. 375 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,190 - She's not kidding. - I'm not. 376 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:44,407 How about you? 377 00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:45,943 - Code. - Code? 378 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:46,966 - Code. - Code, yeah. 379 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,503 Here we go. 380 00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:50,359 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. 381 00:20:50,391 --> 00:20:52,663 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. 382 00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:57,111 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. 383 00:20:57,143 --> 00:21:01,527 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. 384 00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,286 - He's not kidding. - I'm not. 385 00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:04,823 Now, I've gotta ask. 386 00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:07,031 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. 387 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:09,847 - Has this evolved into more than... - No. 388 00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:12,407 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. 389 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,910 - We're like best friends. - Friendship. 390 00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,287 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, 391 00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:16,887 one of the biggest publishers in the world. 392 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,807 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. 393 00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:21,814 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though. 394 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,830 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. 395 00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:26,453 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things... 396 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,863 Antwan is a genius. 397 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,190 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. 398 00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,367 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. 399 00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:35,383 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. 400 00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:37,335 So we're breaking and entering now? 401 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,919 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit? 402 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,934 You have to leave. I can't talk to you. 403 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,662 Aw, shame will have that effect. 404 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,199 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you. 405 00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:48,599 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects 406 00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:52,246 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired. 407 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,935 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work? 408 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,567 No, he bought it and then he shelved it. 409 00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:59,767 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on. 410 00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:00,917 How can I move on? 411 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:02,295 How can you? 412 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:05,175 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter. 413 00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:08,727 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure. 414 00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:11,191 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting 415 00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:14,583 and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry. 416 00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:16,503 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass. 417 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,126 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us. 418 00:22:19,157 --> 00:22:20,726 And now he's lying about it 419 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,679 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. 420 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:23,990 Millie... 421 00:22:24,023 --> 00:22:26,134 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. 422 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:29,622 All I need from you is to get me in there. 423 00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,959 Millie, I care about you... 424 00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:37,815 but you need to leave. 425 00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,671 Today is gonna be different, Goldie. 426 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:47,638 What are we lookin' at? 427 00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:50,295 Who are you? 428 00:23:50,327 --> 00:23:51,926 Okay, okay. Okay. 429 00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:54,423 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. 430 00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:55,351 Oh, yeah. 431 00:23:55,383 --> 00:23:58,007 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? 432 00:23:58,038 --> 00:24:00,918 I waited outside by the murder train, 433 00:24:00,951 --> 00:24:02,390 then I followed you. 434 00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:03,383 Shit! 435 00:24:18,198 --> 00:24:19,479 Should I come with you? 436 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,782 Yes. 437 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,303 Holy hell, what just happened? 438 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,958 What just happened is you almost blew my mission. 439 00:24:27,991 --> 00:24:31,127 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? 440 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:32,662 You mean the portal gun? 441 00:24:32,694 --> 00:24:34,391 Portal gun? That sounds expensive. 442 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,534 Wow, you are a special kind of noob. 443 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,847 Thank you. You too. 444 00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:38,935 Turn around. 445 00:24:38,966 --> 00:24:40,886 Okay. 446 00:24:44,023 --> 00:24:45,174 Oh. 447 00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,550 Is this the North Pole? 448 00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:51,958 Listen, dude. 449 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,656 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever. 450 00:24:53,687 --> 00:24:55,286 Props on the NPC outfit, 451 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:58,039 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. 452 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,894 Maybe I could help you. 453 00:24:59,927 --> 00:25:01,015 I work alone. 454 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:02,391 You have beautiful grenades. 455 00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:05,271 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, 456 00:25:05,302 --> 00:25:07,287 you need to have a higher level than that. 457 00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:09,078 - That's tough. No. - No. 458 00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:10,646 Higher level? 459 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:11,991 Good Lord, rook. 460 00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:14,582 See? 461 00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:16,502 - Oh. - That's mine. 462 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,199 And that's yours. 463 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:22,392 Oh... What, is one the best or the worst? 464 00:25:22,423 --> 00:25:23,863 There is literally nothing lower. 465 00:25:23,894 --> 00:25:25,910 Well, how do I get to a higher level? 466 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,799 - Really? - Really. 467 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:31,830 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah. 468 00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,782 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay. 469 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:34,998 - Experience, guns... - Yeah. 470 00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:36,022 - Put that down. - Uh-huh. 471 00:25:36,054 --> 00:25:38,390 Money. This is Free City. 472 00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,439 You could rob a store, carjack someone, 473 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,742 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. 474 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,206 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people. 475 00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:51,287 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing. 476 00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:55,318 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child. 477 00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:57,463 Thank you. 478 00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:00,054 Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it? 479 00:26:00,087 --> 00:26:03,223 Oh! It's pretty bleak. 480 00:26:03,254 --> 00:26:05,847 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. 481 00:26:05,878 --> 00:26:09,558 Are we talking about God? You've met God? 482 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,671 And he's a dick? 483 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,422 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll. 484 00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,087 Trolls exist? 485 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,543 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, 486 00:26:19,574 --> 00:26:22,423 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. 487 00:26:22,454 --> 00:26:24,407 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. 488 00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:26,615 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. 489 00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:28,183 All that shit makes your level go up. 490 00:26:28,214 --> 00:26:29,560 Go be the good guy. 491 00:26:29,592 --> 00:26:30,807 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. 492 00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:32,087 Ooh! Ooh. 493 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,360 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. 494 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,638 Off you go. 495 00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:37,591 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough? 496 00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:40,342 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. 497 00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:42,294 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. 498 00:26:42,327 --> 00:26:43,607 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now. 499 00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:44,599 Okay. 500 00:27:20,918 --> 00:27:21,943 Hi. 501 00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:49,910 Thanks, Guy. 502 00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:10,486 Good morning, Goldie. 503 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,758 Good morning, Goldie. 504 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:14,551 Good fucking morning, Goldie. 505 00:28:14,582 --> 00:28:18,071 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. 506 00:28:18,103 --> 00:28:22,743 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. 507 00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:26,294 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" 508 00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:29,911 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. 509 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,606 And here he is, taking out Beefoven, 510 00:28:31,638 --> 00:28:33,558 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. 511 00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:35,511 This is bullshit. Who is this guy? 512 00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:36,662 I don't know, but he's good. 513 00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:38,870 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC 514 00:28:38,903 --> 00:28:41,334 but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast 515 00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,935 by being the freaking good guy. 516 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,558 "This colorful character in the video game Free City 517 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:48,631 "has been turning heads by being the good guy." 518 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:50,294 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? 519 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:51,640 You're absolutely right. 520 00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:56,503 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed? 521 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:12,054 Whoo-hoo! 522 00:30:12,631 --> 00:30:16,055 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh? 523 00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:18,550 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you... 524 00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:20,630 What is this shirt? 525 00:30:20,664 --> 00:30:22,102 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons? 526 00:30:22,936 --> 00:30:24,504 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. 527 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:27,254 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? 528 00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:28,696 Or is somebody outside pumping you up? 529 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,606 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. 530 00:30:31,638 --> 00:30:33,014 I've been figuring some stuff out. 531 00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:36,055 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. 532 00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:37,847 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, 533 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,574 you get some coffee, then you come to work. 534 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,238 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. 535 00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,063 - The girl. - Oh, my God. 536 00:30:43,096 --> 00:30:44,311 I talked to her. I talked to her. 537 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,903 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes! 538 00:30:46,936 --> 00:30:48,567 I talked to one of the sunglass people 539 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,351 and now I'm one of the sunglass people. 540 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:52,790 Me. 541 00:30:52,822 --> 00:30:54,455 Everybody down on the ground! 542 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,862 You're so hot. 543 00:30:55,894 --> 00:30:58,711 What if I could tell you that you could be more? 544 00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,119 Your life could be fuller. 545 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,263 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices. 546 00:31:02,296 --> 00:31:03,286 Yo, dumbass. 547 00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:04,759 We are in the middle of something. 548 00:31:05,302 --> 00:31:06,487 Uh... 549 00:31:06,518 --> 00:31:09,015 - That's my gun. - Quiet time. 550 00:31:09,046 --> 00:31:12,310 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too. 551 00:31:12,342 --> 00:31:14,198 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses. 552 00:31:16,022 --> 00:31:17,878 We do now. 553 00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:20,407 Mine now. 554 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,910 Are you kidding me? 555 00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:25,782 - Put 'em on. - No. 556 00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:27,864 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right? 557 00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:30,839 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see. 558 00:31:30,871 --> 00:31:32,470 You're gonna see. 559 00:31:35,575 --> 00:31:36,599 Come on. 560 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:38,998 I can't, okay? 561 00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:42,006 I'm sorry. 562 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:50,295 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. 563 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,728 Now get out of here. Go be nicer. 564 00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:54,711 Beat it. Go, go, go. 565 00:31:54,743 --> 00:31:56,278 Don't walk, run. 566 00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,551 And you... 567 00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,639 Ugh. 568 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,302 Sorry. 569 00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:04,503 Um, you could do so much better than that guy. 570 00:32:04,535 --> 00:32:07,670 You could be with, like, a good guy. 571 00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,774 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy. 572 00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:13,303 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful. 573 00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:15,063 - They really are. - Terrible. 574 00:32:15,095 --> 00:32:16,406 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do. 575 00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:24,918 You're my best friend, Buddy. 576 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,158 And you don't have to be scared. 577 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:30,006 If you change your mind, I'll be around. 578 00:32:35,766 --> 00:32:38,103 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere. 579 00:32:39,031 --> 00:32:40,087 I know. 580 00:32:40,119 --> 00:32:41,526 Who is this guy? 581 00:33:09,398 --> 00:33:10,903 I'm here. 582 00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,599 I really appreciate this, Keys. 583 00:33:12,631 --> 00:33:14,423 Okay. Just to be clear, 584 00:33:14,455 --> 00:33:17,303 all I'm doing right now is opening the door. 585 00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:20,566 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, 586 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:21,750 go find it and get out. 587 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:27,031 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown. 588 00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:28,566 That gives you 5 minutes. 589 00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,150 And go. 590 00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:43,191 Keys, you're a goddamn genius. 591 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:44,407 Really? 592 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,750 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, 593 00:33:45,782 --> 00:33:47,542 so I don't exactly feel like one. 594 00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:48,951 Oh, you never have. 595 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:51,031 Good thing I know better. 596 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:54,294 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left. 597 00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,150 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it. 598 00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:57,655 I hope it has the proof you're looking for. 599 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,319 Keys! I need your help! 600 00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:25,078 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points. 601 00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:26,327 Millie, I can't help you. 602 00:34:46,966 --> 00:34:48,118 Blue Shirt Guy? 603 00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:51,862 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool. 604 00:34:51,894 --> 00:34:55,191 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice. 605 00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,799 What are you doing here? 606 00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:06,422 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die. 607 00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:08,503 Who are you talking to? 608 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:13,495 You know, that player in the NPC skin. 609 00:35:13,527 --> 00:35:15,798 Millie, there are no other players in that house. 610 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:19,159 That actually hurt my hand. 611 00:35:19,191 --> 00:35:20,215 Get down! 612 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:09,847 I'm sorry! Oh, God! 613 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,413 We're doing great. 614 00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:27,639 Wow! 615 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,191 We should definitely go! 616 00:36:32,598 --> 00:36:33,815 Oh, shit! 617 00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:42,839 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No. 618 00:36:42,871 --> 00:36:44,726 - What? - It's two Glocks. 619 00:36:45,782 --> 00:36:46,997 Oh! 620 00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:19,927 I don't suppose this thing can fly. 621 00:37:19,959 --> 00:37:21,143 No. 622 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,199 Jump. 623 00:37:22,903 --> 00:37:23,991 Wow! 624 00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:27,703 Whoa! 625 00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:36,917 Oh, shit. 626 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,759 Good morning, sheeple! 627 00:37:52,791 --> 00:37:54,327 Oh, you are fired. 628 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,663 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game. 629 00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:58,359 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next. 630 00:37:58,390 --> 00:37:59,511 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition... 631 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,199 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about? 632 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:04,823 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat. 633 00:38:04,854 --> 00:38:06,391 That will never see the inside of a courtroom... 634 00:38:06,422 --> 00:38:09,462 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me. 635 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,486 We're golden. 636 00:38:10,517 --> 00:38:11,959 Antwan, hey. You look great. 637 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,494 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man. 638 00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:15,926 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man? 639 00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:16,982 You, you, you... 640 00:38:17,015 --> 00:38:19,031 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen. 641 00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:21,719 You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC? 642 00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:24,407 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him. 643 00:38:24,439 --> 00:38:27,735 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No. 644 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,743 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2. 645 00:38:30,774 --> 00:38:34,135 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right? 646 00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,119 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something. 647 00:38:36,151 --> 00:38:39,159 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1. 648 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,630 Skins? Don't even worry about that. 649 00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:42,391 They won't be usable in Free City 2. 650 00:38:42,423 --> 00:38:44,086 Antwan, you told the fans... 651 00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:45,847 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial. 652 00:38:45,879 --> 00:38:48,118 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel. 653 00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:51,383 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying. 654 00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:53,783 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever. 655 00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:55,319 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high. 656 00:38:55,351 --> 00:38:56,887 Look, I know it sucks. 657 00:38:56,919 --> 00:39:01,046 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it. 658 00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:04,215 I'm just saying, we could make an original game. 659 00:39:04,246 --> 00:39:05,687 What? 660 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,862 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel? 661 00:39:07,895 --> 00:39:08,887 A sequel. 662 00:39:08,919 --> 00:39:10,231 So we can make it better? 663 00:39:10,263 --> 00:39:13,014 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want. 664 00:39:13,047 --> 00:39:14,230 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay. 665 00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:15,735 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? 666 00:39:15,766 --> 00:39:17,270 - Mmm-hmm. - No. 667 00:39:17,303 --> 00:39:19,703 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, 668 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:21,654 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, 669 00:39:21,687 --> 00:39:23,126 why would I make another restaurant called, 670 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,463 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"? 671 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:27,286 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense. 672 00:39:27,318 --> 00:39:31,383 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two. 673 00:39:31,414 --> 00:39:33,719 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him. 674 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:35,927 Come on. Come here. Come here. 675 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,335 I don't want you to stress 676 00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:39,319 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it. 677 00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:42,647 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious. 678 00:39:42,678 --> 00:39:44,598 That's not a word. 679 00:39:45,943 --> 00:39:47,894 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming? 680 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,647 I know you got the brains for it. 681 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,982 No thanks. I'm good right where I am. 682 00:39:54,743 --> 00:39:59,158 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate. 683 00:39:59,191 --> 00:40:01,559 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more. 684 00:40:01,591 --> 00:40:03,159 Antwan out. 685 00:40:13,336 --> 00:40:14,839 Who is this guy? 686 00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:23,766 Wow! 687 00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,367 I took your advice. 688 00:40:27,223 --> 00:40:28,343 I leveled up. 689 00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,647 Impressive. 690 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,039 Why are you doing all of this? 691 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:38,039 You know, I guess I felt... trapped. 692 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,694 You know, in my life. 693 00:40:40,727 --> 00:40:42,679 I just felt so... 694 00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:44,439 Stuck. 695 00:40:45,782 --> 00:40:49,014 Yeah. And then I saw you. 696 00:40:50,327 --> 00:40:52,087 Then I saw you. 697 00:40:52,822 --> 00:40:54,070 Who are you? 698 00:40:54,647 --> 00:40:55,831 I'm Guy. 699 00:40:55,863 --> 00:40:58,039 No, who are you really? 700 00:40:58,070 --> 00:40:58,870 Still Guy. 701 00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:03,511 All of this, leveling up so fast. 702 00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:06,006 Giving this whole world the finger. 703 00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,287 How are you pulling this off? 704 00:41:07,318 --> 00:41:10,198 I've never given anyone any of my fingers. 705 00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:11,991 You work at Soonami, don't you? 706 00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:13,752 - No. - You've got an inside track. 707 00:41:13,783 --> 00:41:15,415 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank. 708 00:41:15,446 --> 00:41:19,607 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank. 709 00:41:19,638 --> 00:41:21,143 Yes, I work at the bank. 710 00:41:21,175 --> 00:41:23,222 Where did you get that skin? 711 00:41:24,343 --> 00:41:26,006 It's always sort of been there. 712 00:41:26,039 --> 00:41:28,342 Why do people keep asking me that question? 713 00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:30,294 I don't know, why do they? 714 00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:36,214 No, no. Not doing that. I... 715 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,582 What's happening right now? 716 00:41:38,615 --> 00:41:40,470 I don't know, but I don't buy it. 717 00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:41,782 No. 718 00:41:41,814 --> 00:41:43,671 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good. 719 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,079 - I'll let it go. - Yes. 720 00:41:45,496 --> 00:41:46,678 Great. 721 00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:48,215 We all have our secrets, I guess. 722 00:41:48,246 --> 00:41:49,847 Yes, we do. 723 00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,431 Hey. 724 00:41:54,839 --> 00:41:56,695 Do you like ice cream? 725 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:59,832 I can't believe I've never been here. 726 00:41:59,863 --> 00:42:01,686 Well, it's sort of a secret. 727 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,335 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe. 728 00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:06,998 Yeah, it makes sense. 729 00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,614 No missions here. 730 00:42:10,647 --> 00:42:13,814 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. 731 00:42:13,847 --> 00:42:15,382 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world. 732 00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:16,503 We'll take two of the usual, please. 733 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,783 You got it, Guy. 734 00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:19,799 It's bubble gum flavor. 735 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:21,559 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 736 00:42:21,590 --> 00:42:22,615 Guy... 737 00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:25,655 Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. 738 00:42:25,687 --> 00:42:27,575 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? 739 00:42:27,607 --> 00:42:29,974 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. 740 00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:31,030 No, I do. 741 00:42:31,063 --> 00:42:32,407 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. 742 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,622 - No way. Here. - Yeah. 743 00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,222 - Cheers. - Cheers. 744 00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:36,471 Mmm. 745 00:42:36,502 --> 00:42:37,814 How good is that? 746 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:38,934 You can taste it? 747 00:42:38,966 --> 00:42:42,487 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise. 748 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,766 - Mmm-hmm? - Mmm. 749 00:42:45,016 --> 00:42:46,776 Coffee used to be my favorite food, 750 00:42:46,807 --> 00:42:49,270 but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering. 751 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,287 What? 752 00:42:53,911 --> 00:42:56,694 Nothing. You're funny. 753 00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:59,256 - I am? - Yeah. 754 00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:01,622 Weird funny. 755 00:43:01,654 --> 00:43:04,151 But that's kind of my speed. 756 00:43:04,183 --> 00:43:06,231 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. 757 00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,182 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. 758 00:43:08,214 --> 00:43:09,750 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? 759 00:43:09,782 --> 00:43:11,447 - Please. - Okay. 760 00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:15,991 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child... 761 00:43:16,022 --> 00:43:18,456 - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop. 762 00:43:18,487 --> 00:43:20,566 Stop! Where did you hear that? 763 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,999 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver 764 00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:26,231 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone. 765 00:43:26,263 --> 00:43:27,959 Word of advice? 766 00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:31,126 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. 767 00:43:31,158 --> 00:43:32,214 Trolls? 768 00:43:32,247 --> 00:43:33,654 Is that a swing set? 769 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,222 Holy... 770 00:44:06,807 --> 00:44:09,047 Okay, this is too weird. 771 00:44:09,078 --> 00:44:12,023 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? 772 00:44:12,054 --> 00:44:14,391 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. 773 00:44:14,422 --> 00:44:15,767 I thought the same thing. 774 00:44:15,798 --> 00:44:18,806 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings. 775 00:44:20,151 --> 00:44:22,071 Growing up in my family, it was... 776 00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:24,727 You don't wanna hear this. No. 777 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,806 Oh, I wanna hear everything. 778 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,406 Oh. 779 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,638 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great. 780 00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:35,351 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, 781 00:44:35,383 --> 00:44:37,783 it was just constant. 782 00:44:37,814 --> 00:44:41,206 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing... 783 00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,422 You know that moment, 784 00:44:42,454 --> 00:44:46,231 that split second between rising and falling, 785 00:44:46,262 --> 00:44:48,374 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. 786 00:44:48,407 --> 00:44:49,398 In love. 787 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,511 Free. What you said. Yeah. 788 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,280 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird? 789 00:44:57,496 --> 00:44:58,870 You want to kiss me? 790 00:45:00,311 --> 00:45:02,422 I wanna kiss you so badly. 791 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:03,863 You want to kiss me badly? 792 00:45:03,894 --> 00:45:05,238 - No! - No? 793 00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:07,096 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well. 794 00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:08,598 I mean, I'm an idiot, 795 00:45:08,630 --> 00:45:10,231 so I say things like an idiot sometimes. 796 00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,735 No, you're not. You're not. 797 00:45:11,767 --> 00:45:13,142 I mean, um, 798 00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:16,471 uh, if you know how to, go for it. 799 00:45:16,503 --> 00:45:17,782 I know how. 800 00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:19,894 Okay. 801 00:45:21,943 --> 00:45:23,478 Here it goes. 802 00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:48,887 That was so much better than ice cream. 803 00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:50,200 Whoa! 804 00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:51,798 I think someone's at the door. 805 00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:52,887 I'll say. 806 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,582 Well, this was great. 807 00:45:54,614 --> 00:45:57,720 - Yeah, it was. - Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? 808 00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:59,607 Yes. Definitely. 809 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:01,174 Maybe in the real world. 810 00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:02,551 What? 811 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:03,926 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 812 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,399 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. 813 00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:08,503 Bye, Molotov. 814 00:46:08,536 --> 00:46:12,438 Hey... my real name is Millie. 815 00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:17,238 My real name continues to be Guy. 816 00:46:23,671 --> 00:46:26,424 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! 817 00:46:26,455 --> 00:46:29,399 Millie! It's me, open up! 818 00:46:29,431 --> 00:46:31,702 - What? - You were right. 819 00:46:31,734 --> 00:46:33,654 - You were right. - Oh, come on in. 820 00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:36,215 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City 821 00:46:36,247 --> 00:46:38,807 and, Millie, it works. 822 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,471 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof. 823 00:46:40,502 --> 00:46:42,454 Just forget about that for one second. 824 00:46:42,487 --> 00:46:44,631 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, 825 00:46:44,664 --> 00:46:47,671 where characters would grow and change and feel real... 826 00:46:47,703 --> 00:46:48,823 - Yeah? - ...worked. 827 00:46:48,856 --> 00:46:50,519 - Keys. - The AI worked. 828 00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:53,846 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much. 829 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,798 And of course it doesn't look the same. 830 00:46:55,831 --> 00:46:58,646 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, 831 00:46:58,678 --> 00:47:01,303 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do. 832 00:47:01,336 --> 00:47:05,975 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code. 833 00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,574 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further 834 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:08,951 than we thought was even possible. 835 00:47:08,983 --> 00:47:11,158 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin? 836 00:47:11,191 --> 00:47:14,680 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... 837 00:47:14,711 --> 00:47:15,766 Yeah? 838 00:47:15,798 --> 00:47:17,560 ...is not a player. 839 00:47:17,591 --> 00:47:20,440 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. 840 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,582 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. 841 00:47:22,614 --> 00:47:26,710 He is the first real artificial intelligence. 842 00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:29,847 - No! No. - I know. 843 00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:31,222 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 844 00:47:31,254 --> 00:47:32,791 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy. 845 00:47:32,823 --> 00:47:34,006 - One who has been... - Your Guy? 846 00:47:34,038 --> 00:47:35,382 - Holy... - This is a good thing. 847 00:47:35,414 --> 00:47:36,727 No, it's really bad. 848 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,182 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be. 849 00:47:40,214 --> 00:47:42,263 We did it, Mills. 850 00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:46,167 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened. 851 00:47:46,199 --> 00:47:49,879 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives? 852 00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:52,023 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error. 853 00:47:52,055 --> 00:47:54,294 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that. 854 00:47:54,326 --> 00:47:56,470 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning. 855 00:47:56,502 --> 00:47:58,903 And the Bombshell character in the game 856 00:47:58,935 --> 00:48:01,687 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment 857 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,319 of gender roles, the patriarchy... 858 00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:05,399 It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good. 859 00:48:05,431 --> 00:48:06,710 Millie, we have to celebrate! 860 00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:08,151 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? 861 00:48:08,183 --> 00:48:10,870 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me! 862 00:48:12,215 --> 00:48:13,718 So, yeah. 863 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,550 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you? 864 00:48:18,582 --> 00:48:19,575 Guy. 865 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,783 Guy? 866 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:26,134 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in like forever 867 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:28,854 and of course he's not even real! 868 00:48:28,886 --> 00:48:30,295 Uh, there's not a button for that. 869 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,566 Oh, he found the button. 870 00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:33,942 - Okay. - Yeah. 871 00:48:33,975 --> 00:48:36,406 - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot? 872 00:48:36,438 --> 00:48:38,200 And surprisingly curious. 873 00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:41,688 You let an artificially intelligent 874 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,286 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, 875 00:48:43,318 --> 00:48:44,311 can you just stop saying it like that? 876 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:45,366 And then you thought that would be... 877 00:48:45,398 --> 00:48:47,094 Because you have got to meet him, Keys. 878 00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:50,070 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome. 879 00:48:50,102 --> 00:48:52,311 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud. 880 00:48:52,343 --> 00:48:56,311 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four. 881 00:48:57,431 --> 00:48:58,999 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. 882 00:48:59,031 --> 00:49:00,855 Wow, you just made that really creepy. 883 00:49:02,295 --> 00:49:04,310 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this, 884 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,999 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. 885 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:08,023 What? 886 00:49:08,055 --> 00:49:09,879 Oh, my God, if they see this... 887 00:49:09,911 --> 00:49:11,094 - What? What is it? - Oh! 888 00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:13,014 Antwan. What else? 889 00:49:13,046 --> 00:49:15,383 He's lying. He lied about using our code, 890 00:49:15,415 --> 00:49:17,686 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. 891 00:49:17,718 --> 00:49:19,159 I think he's lying about Free City 1. 892 00:49:19,191 --> 00:49:20,407 What are you talking about? 893 00:49:20,439 --> 00:49:23,863 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... 894 00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:26,199 I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. 895 00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:27,606 Free City 2 is not an update... 896 00:49:27,638 --> 00:49:29,111 - It's a replacement. - Exactly. 897 00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:30,711 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday... 898 00:49:30,743 --> 00:49:34,102 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted. 899 00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:35,767 He can't do that. 900 00:49:35,799 --> 00:49:38,806 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane. 901 00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:43,255 We're screwed. 902 00:49:43,991 --> 00:49:45,718 Maybe not. 903 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,895 If we can find our original build in the game, 904 00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:50,646 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it. 905 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:53,015 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches. 906 00:49:53,047 --> 00:49:54,294 We have 48 hours. 907 00:49:54,326 --> 00:49:55,895 I've looked, Keys. You know I have. 908 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:57,110 I know you have. 909 00:49:57,142 --> 00:49:59,607 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, 910 00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:01,078 maybe he can help? 911 00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:03,351 That would mean I'd have to tell him. 912 00:50:03,383 --> 00:50:06,327 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches. 913 00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:09,463 His whole world's about to end. 914 00:50:09,495 --> 00:50:11,702 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it? 915 00:50:13,654 --> 00:50:15,831 - Here you go. - Thank you. 916 00:50:15,863 --> 00:50:17,879 - You got it. - Guy? 917 00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:19,158 Hey! Hi! 918 00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,663 Guy, we need to talk. 919 00:50:20,695 --> 00:50:23,351 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? 920 00:50:23,383 --> 00:50:24,375 British. 921 00:50:24,407 --> 00:50:26,870 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one. 922 00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:28,407 I turned off the accent filter. 923 00:50:29,718 --> 00:50:30,934 This is me. 924 00:50:31,287 --> 00:50:32,311 Good. 925 00:50:32,343 --> 00:50:34,423 Look, I have to tell you something really important. 926 00:50:34,455 --> 00:50:35,702 Are you married? 927 00:50:35,734 --> 00:50:36,534 No. 928 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:39,767 Oh, God. 929 00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:41,783 That would have been like the worst thing ever. 930 00:50:41,815 --> 00:50:43,639 Maybe not the worst thing. 931 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:45,078 Huh. 932 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,743 I have to show you something. 933 00:50:47,863 --> 00:50:49,014 Okay. 934 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:54,999 Wow! 935 00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:57,015 I always wondered what was in here. 936 00:50:57,047 --> 00:50:59,351 Tune in to the Kill Cam 937 00:50:59,383 --> 00:51:00,791 for more of today's highlights 938 00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:04,823 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City. 939 00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:06,390 Has anyone seen my cat? 940 00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:10,966 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats. 941 00:51:10,998 --> 00:51:14,615 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy. 942 00:51:14,647 --> 00:51:16,567 I don't get it. What is this place? 943 00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:21,015 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game. 944 00:51:21,047 --> 00:51:23,446 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game. 945 00:51:23,478 --> 00:51:25,303 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop. 946 00:51:25,335 --> 00:51:26,679 Yes, you're right, I did. 947 00:51:26,711 --> 00:51:30,390 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game. 948 00:51:30,423 --> 00:51:33,719 It's a video game. And that's all it is. 949 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:36,599 So the entire world is a game? 950 00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:37,687 Yes. 951 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,607 And we're all just players in the game? 952 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,813 Not exactly. 953 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:44,151 I'm a player. 954 00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:47,670 All these people here are players. We live in the real world. 955 00:51:47,703 --> 00:51:49,366 But you only exist here. 956 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:52,055 It's why you can never leave Free City. 957 00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:53,911 You're what we call an NPC. 958 00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,126 NPC. 959 00:51:55,158 --> 00:51:58,070 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, 960 00:51:58,102 --> 00:51:59,319 they called me that. What is an NPC? 961 00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:00,727 - Let's take... - Just watch. 962 00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,167 ...another look at that leaderboard. 963 00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:03,415 Everybody get down on the ground! 964 00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:04,853 Nobody try to be a hero. 965 00:52:04,886 --> 00:52:06,327 This will all be over soon. 966 00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:07,543 I don't understand. 967 00:52:07,575 --> 00:52:09,847 You're a non-player character. 968 00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:12,182 - Non... - A background person. 969 00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:15,511 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people. 970 00:52:15,543 --> 00:52:17,655 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second. 971 00:52:17,687 --> 00:52:18,967 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight. 972 00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:21,046 I just wanna fully understand here. 973 00:52:21,078 --> 00:52:23,511 So, I'm fake? 974 00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:26,838 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, 975 00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:30,871 I'm just this idiot who's in the background? 976 00:52:30,903 --> 00:52:34,135 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you. 977 00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:37,366 You only think that because it's in your programming. 978 00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:45,335 Guy, I need you to listen to me. 979 00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:48,086 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good. 980 00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:50,711 When this sequel launches, this whole city, 981 00:52:50,743 --> 00:52:53,015 you, all the people in it who aren't players, 982 00:52:53,047 --> 00:52:54,455 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen. 983 00:52:54,487 --> 00:52:57,431 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. 984 00:52:57,463 --> 00:52:59,573 And then I saw you. 985 00:52:59,607 --> 00:53:02,615 And I knew I was right. I was right! 986 00:53:03,511 --> 00:53:05,911 And for a second, I felt amazing. 987 00:53:05,942 --> 00:53:07,766 - I know. - Except you don't know. 988 00:53:07,799 --> 00:53:10,583 Because we're not the same. 989 00:53:10,615 --> 00:53:12,119 Isn't that what you said? You said that. 990 00:53:12,151 --> 00:53:14,327 We're not the same. 991 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,830 You're real. 992 00:53:16,535 --> 00:53:18,167 And I'm what? I'm what? 993 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:22,999 You're not. 994 00:53:26,102 --> 00:53:27,926 You're not. 995 00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:31,543 Well, I may not be real, but for a second there... 996 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,367 I felt pretty alive. 997 00:54:32,631 --> 00:54:35,734 It's all a lie! 998 00:54:40,790 --> 00:54:42,775 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 999 00:54:42,806 --> 00:54:45,334 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo. 1000 00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,383 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 1001 00:54:47,415 --> 00:54:48,566 Until it crushes your soul. 1002 00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:51,958 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... 1003 00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:53,911 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them. 1004 00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:57,814 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door. 1005 00:54:57,847 --> 00:55:00,086 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, 1006 00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:03,383 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks. 1007 00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:05,623 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis. 1008 00:55:06,135 --> 00:55:07,670 No thumbs! 1009 00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:11,254 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it? 1010 00:55:11,287 --> 00:55:15,639 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! 1011 00:55:15,671 --> 00:55:18,455 That building, that's fake! This street... 1012 00:55:18,486 --> 00:55:19,959 It's fake! 1013 00:55:19,990 --> 00:55:21,047 That car... 1014 00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:28,343 Officer Johnny! 1015 00:55:28,374 --> 00:55:30,166 Have a good one, Guy. 1016 00:55:37,686 --> 00:55:39,190 Oh, hey, uh... 1017 00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:41,814 Come in. 1018 00:55:51,318 --> 00:55:52,759 Here you go. 1019 00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:53,750 Thank you. 1020 00:55:54,806 --> 00:55:55,926 Buddy, 1021 00:55:55,959 --> 00:56:01,174 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real? 1022 00:56:02,486 --> 00:56:03,542 What do you mean? 1023 00:56:04,214 --> 00:56:05,270 Pretend with me. 1024 00:56:05,303 --> 00:56:06,807 Okay, so... 1025 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:08,694 Can I pretend I'm a ghost? 1026 00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:11,126 Sure. 1027 00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,327 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? 1028 00:56:14,358 --> 00:56:15,478 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? 1029 00:56:15,511 --> 00:56:17,142 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. 1030 00:56:17,176 --> 00:56:18,487 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. 1031 00:56:18,519 --> 00:56:20,439 Let's move on from the concept, okay? 1032 00:56:20,951 --> 00:56:22,871 Got it. 1033 00:56:22,902 --> 00:56:25,878 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, 1034 00:56:25,911 --> 00:56:27,479 - but I get it. - Yeah. 1035 00:56:27,511 --> 00:56:31,894 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. 1036 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,376 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real? 1037 00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:38,327 I'm sorry. "So what?" 1038 00:56:38,358 --> 00:56:39,351 Yeah. So what? 1039 00:56:39,382 --> 00:56:41,238 But if you're not real, 1040 00:56:41,271 --> 00:56:43,735 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? 1041 00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:46,646 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here 1042 00:56:46,679 --> 00:56:50,423 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. 1043 00:56:50,455 --> 00:56:54,999 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is. 1044 00:56:56,087 --> 00:57:01,046 Right here, right now. This moment is real. 1045 00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:04,855 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love? 1046 00:57:04,886 --> 00:57:09,655 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is. 1047 00:57:12,151 --> 00:57:14,582 Do you know the other security guards? 1048 00:57:14,615 --> 00:57:16,087 I know 'em all. Why? 1049 00:57:16,727 --> 00:57:18,390 Hey, Buddy... 1050 00:57:18,422 --> 00:57:20,342 let's not have a good day... 1051 00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:22,967 let's have a great day. 1052 00:57:24,312 --> 00:57:25,591 Guy, what are we doin' here? 1053 00:57:25,623 --> 00:57:28,183 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie. 1054 00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:29,846 Does this look intimidating? 1055 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,182 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing? 1056 00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:41,656 You have something I want. 1057 00:57:41,687 --> 00:57:43,415 And you're gonna hand it over. 1058 00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:46,870 How'd you get in here? 1059 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:49,015 Easy. I know your security guard. 1060 00:57:49,687 --> 00:57:50,743 Jimmy? 1061 00:57:50,774 --> 00:57:51,767 His name is Luigi. 1062 00:57:51,799 --> 00:57:53,494 So if you took some time to learn his name... 1063 00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:55,254 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick. 1064 00:57:55,287 --> 00:57:58,936 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me. 1065 00:57:58,966 --> 00:58:00,662 Wait a minute, are you... 1066 00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:02,743 Are you Blue Shirt Guy? 1067 00:58:02,776 --> 00:58:04,214 Yeah, maybe. 1068 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,807 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! 1069 00:58:06,838 --> 00:58:07,927 - Yeah. - I love you. 1070 00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:09,432 - You do? - I mean... 1071 00:58:09,463 --> 00:58:10,774 I'm like a fan. You're awesome. 1072 00:58:10,807 --> 00:58:12,086 You can have anything you want. 1073 00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:13,079 Wait, hold on one second. 1074 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,160 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. 1075 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,471 I'm here with Guy. 1076 00:58:16,503 --> 00:58:18,870 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me. 1077 00:58:18,902 --> 00:58:19,960 Can I get a little... 1078 00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:23,062 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What? 1079 00:58:23,094 --> 00:58:24,727 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... 1080 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,263 Guy's looking for a clip... 1081 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:29,014 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level. 1082 00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:32,214 Who are you talking to? 1083 00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:34,870 I'm sorry. 1084 00:58:34,903 --> 00:58:38,070 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line. 1085 00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:39,095 Right? 1086 00:58:39,127 --> 00:58:41,527 You're good. Oh, anyway... 1087 00:58:41,558 --> 00:58:44,920 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1088 00:58:44,952 --> 00:58:46,038 Her name's Millie. 1089 00:58:46,071 --> 00:58:48,183 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie. 1090 00:58:48,214 --> 00:58:49,846 I think it's going really well. 1091 00:58:49,878 --> 00:58:52,822 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster. 1092 00:58:52,854 --> 00:58:54,359 Totally. Right? 1093 00:58:54,390 --> 00:58:57,431 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. 1094 00:58:57,463 --> 00:58:58,934 And I never found it again. 1095 00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:00,567 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. 1096 00:59:00,598 --> 00:59:02,039 But it's all here, check it out. 1097 00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:04,663 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world. 1098 00:59:04,694 --> 00:59:06,870 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. 1099 00:59:06,902 --> 00:59:10,231 Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? 1100 00:59:10,262 --> 00:59:11,670 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. 1101 00:59:11,702 --> 00:59:13,334 Just say my catchphrase. 1102 00:59:13,367 --> 00:59:14,967 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it. 1103 00:59:14,998 --> 00:59:16,726 I love banana cream sandwiches. 1104 00:59:16,758 --> 00:59:17,782 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. 1105 00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:19,254 Yeah, this one. 1106 00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:20,983 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" 1107 00:59:21,014 --> 00:59:23,320 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? 1108 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,406 You know what time it is? 1109 00:59:24,438 --> 00:59:25,494 You know what time it is? 1110 00:59:25,527 --> 00:59:26,678 You know what time it is? 1111 00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:28,120 You know what time it is? 1112 00:59:28,151 --> 00:59:29,623 You know what time it is? 1113 00:59:29,654 --> 00:59:31,830 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah. 1114 00:59:31,863 --> 00:59:32,920 It's crime o'cl... 1115 00:59:32,951 --> 00:59:34,198 But, no, I can't say that. That's... 1116 00:59:34,231 --> 00:59:36,214 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. 1117 00:59:36,247 --> 00:59:38,134 - All right, you know what time it is? - No. 1118 00:59:38,167 --> 00:59:40,087 It's crime o'cl... Mom! 1119 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,591 Mom! Are you serious with the... 1120 00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:42,871 vacuum right now? 1121 00:59:42,902 --> 00:59:44,983 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my... 1122 00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:46,486 catchphrase! Everybody's watching! 1123 00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:47,671 - God! - You're 22, 1124 00:59:47,702 --> 00:59:49,336 living in my house, there is no God! 1125 00:59:49,366 --> 00:59:50,422 Sorry, Guy. 1126 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:53,462 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. 1127 00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:55,191 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. 1128 00:59:55,222 --> 00:59:57,016 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. 1129 00:59:57,046 --> 00:59:59,287 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! 1130 00:59:59,318 --> 01:00:01,463 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 1131 01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:03,703 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. 1132 01:00:03,736 --> 01:00:05,174 What? What'd you say? 1133 01:00:07,702 --> 01:00:08,887 That's deep. 1134 01:00:08,918 --> 01:00:09,847 No, it's not. 1135 01:00:09,878 --> 01:00:11,094 That's like I can taste you, deep. 1136 01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:14,870 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. 1137 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:15,926 I know what you want. 1138 01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:17,016 I don't want that. 1139 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,071 Yeah, you do. 1140 01:00:18,103 --> 01:00:19,254 That's touching. 1141 01:00:19,287 --> 01:00:20,534 - They're touching. - Yeah. 1142 01:00:21,016 --> 01:00:22,262 I know what you want. 1143 01:00:22,294 --> 01:00:23,574 Yes, I do. 1144 01:00:23,606 --> 01:00:26,134 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. 1145 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,894 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. 1146 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:29,782 The way you move, it's almost dirty. 1147 01:00:29,814 --> 01:00:31,063 What about a little Thanos Glove... 1148 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:34,711 into a little bit of Thanos Snap? 1149 01:00:34,742 --> 01:00:36,566 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. 1150 01:00:36,598 --> 01:00:37,783 A little Sunday Drive. 1151 01:00:37,814 --> 01:00:39,478 You have a beautiful home. 1152 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:42,743 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons. 1153 01:00:42,774 --> 01:00:45,271 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. 1154 01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:47,287 Mom! Do not touch that sock! 1155 01:00:47,318 --> 01:00:49,046 I swear to God, if you touch that sock... 1156 01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:51,094 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! 1157 01:00:51,127 --> 01:00:54,360 No! That's my special sock! Put it down! 1158 01:00:59,191 --> 01:01:00,887 Millie, please. 1159 01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:03,256 Please wake up from your standing coma. 1160 01:01:03,286 --> 01:01:05,590 Look, I know this world is just a game to you 1161 01:01:05,623 --> 01:01:07,638 and you can come and go, but to me... 1162 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,166 this place, these people, that's all I have. 1163 01:01:10,198 --> 01:01:12,247 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that... 1164 01:01:12,278 --> 01:01:14,776 but you gotta wake up, please. 1165 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,535 Millie, I'm sorry for running away. 1166 01:01:16,567 --> 01:01:18,230 Guy? 1167 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:21,303 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. 1168 01:01:21,335 --> 01:01:22,486 I know, I know. 1169 01:01:22,518 --> 01:01:24,120 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1170 01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:26,518 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. 1171 01:01:26,551 --> 01:01:28,471 We're done with that. 1172 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,191 I got you a present. 1173 01:01:32,214 --> 01:01:33,527 I didn't have time to wrap it. 1174 01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:35,607 What? 1175 01:01:43,576 --> 01:01:46,551 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. 1176 01:01:46,582 --> 01:01:51,000 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. 1177 01:01:51,031 --> 01:01:54,391 I used to shoot all the secondary characters 1178 01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:56,056 when I was bored, you know? 1179 01:01:56,086 --> 01:01:59,318 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. 1180 01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:02,102 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? 1181 01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,054 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' 1182 01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:05,718 about NPCs and how I play the game. 1183 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:09,847 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy. 1184 01:02:09,878 --> 01:02:11,927 He's also a really cute guy. 1185 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,878 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing. 1186 01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:15,830 And, honestly, it's got me realizing... 1187 01:02:15,864 --> 01:02:18,454 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. 1188 01:02:18,487 --> 01:02:20,407 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? 1189 01:02:20,438 --> 01:02:22,231 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. 1190 01:02:22,262 --> 01:02:24,567 He's like an icon. Is that the right word? 1191 01:02:24,599 --> 01:02:26,711 Like, he reminds us of what's possible. 1192 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,054 Also, he's like crazy hot. 1193 01:02:28,087 --> 01:02:31,062 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. 1194 01:02:31,094 --> 01:02:32,536 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. 1195 01:02:32,566 --> 01:02:33,814 Maybe we just stop the killing. 1196 01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:36,280 He's dead! You hear me? 1197 01:02:36,311 --> 01:02:37,814 The guy, put him up here. 1198 01:02:37,847 --> 01:02:40,246 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. 1199 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,863 Make me see him. There he is. 1200 01:02:43,895 --> 01:02:46,327 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. 1201 01:02:46,358 --> 01:02:47,800 I thought you liked Blue Shirt. 1202 01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:49,495 Don't say words to me! 1203 01:02:49,527 --> 01:02:52,631 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. 1204 01:02:52,663 --> 01:02:53,718 You know what they're not doing, guys? 1205 01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,030 Buying Free City 2. 1206 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,175 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 1207 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,870 60. That's bad. 1208 01:02:58,902 --> 01:03:01,494 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch. 1209 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,734 Yeah, he's gone viral. 1210 01:03:03,767 --> 01:03:06,839 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time! 1211 01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:10,038 Inoperable! 1212 01:03:10,070 --> 01:03:11,350 You know, this whole good guy routine... 1213 01:03:11,382 --> 01:03:14,198 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. 1214 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,695 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. 1215 01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:17,878 You can't. 1216 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:19,543 Oh, I'm sorry, what? 1217 01:03:19,575 --> 01:03:20,886 You can't. 1218 01:03:20,918 --> 01:03:21,942 Why not? 1219 01:03:21,974 --> 01:03:24,566 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. 1220 01:03:24,598 --> 01:03:26,358 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit 1221 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:28,438 about a self-aware NPC is real? 1222 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,607 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real. 1223 01:03:32,502 --> 01:03:34,551 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1224 01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:38,902 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1225 01:03:38,934 --> 01:03:41,142 What to do? What to do? Got it. 1226 01:03:42,678 --> 01:03:44,088 And kip-up! 1227 01:03:47,478 --> 01:03:48,854 So we can't kick him out of the game. 1228 01:03:48,888 --> 01:03:51,895 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on. 1229 01:03:51,927 --> 01:03:53,494 Hit me. Ideas. 1230 01:03:53,526 --> 01:03:55,095 You could just reboot the server. 1231 01:03:55,158 --> 01:03:56,118 Keep talking. 1232 01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:57,591 If we reboot the server... 1233 01:03:57,623 --> 01:04:00,727 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy. 1234 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,806 - Solution. - Antwan. 1235 01:04:02,838 --> 01:04:04,214 Antwan, you're talking about terminating... 1236 01:04:04,248 --> 01:04:05,942 the first confirmed artificially intelligent 1237 01:04:05,974 --> 01:04:07,062 life-form right now, okay? 1238 01:04:07,095 --> 01:04:08,791 Honey, honey. Shush. 1239 01:04:09,526 --> 01:04:10,902 He's losing me money. 1240 01:04:10,935 --> 01:04:14,263 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader. 1241 01:04:14,295 --> 01:04:15,735 Terminate him. Reboot. 1242 01:04:15,768 --> 01:04:17,655 - On it. - You can't do that. 1243 01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:18,648 Reboot! 1244 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,838 Order up and drown your bloodlust... 1245 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:33,431 with a tall glass of murder juice. 1246 01:04:33,463 --> 01:04:35,446 Here's this week's highlights. 1247 01:04:35,478 --> 01:04:37,654 He's very expressive with his body. 1248 01:04:37,686 --> 01:04:38,582 Clearly. 1249 01:04:38,614 --> 01:04:39,768 What is that? 1250 01:04:39,799 --> 01:04:41,238 It's a whole new world over there. 1251 01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:42,775 Some kinda paradise and shit. 1252 01:04:42,807 --> 01:04:44,150 Oh, my God, that's it. 1253 01:04:44,182 --> 01:04:48,439 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game. 1254 01:04:48,471 --> 01:04:50,679 You have no idea how long I've waited for this. 1255 01:04:50,711 --> 01:04:52,215 I've seen this place. 1256 01:04:52,248 --> 01:04:53,495 What? 1257 01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:00,215 Yeah. 1258 01:05:00,247 --> 01:05:02,039 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it? 1259 01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:08,214 Millie? Millie? 1260 01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:53,526 We're dark. Free City is offline. 1261 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,775 What is happening? 1262 01:06:07,415 --> 01:06:08,886 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt. 1263 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,159 No, no, no. 1264 01:06:29,014 --> 01:06:30,359 It's okay. Come on. 1265 01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:37,590 Come on. 1266 01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:40,023 Come on, come on, come on. 1267 01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:46,743 Good morning, Goldie. 1268 01:06:51,030 --> 01:06:53,623 Front of warm, dry gunfire... 1269 01:06:53,655 --> 01:06:55,479 mixed with late afternoon stabbings... 1270 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:57,271 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents... 1271 01:06:57,302 --> 01:06:59,095 by early Tuesday night. 1272 01:06:59,127 --> 01:07:01,975 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? 1273 01:07:02,007 --> 01:07:03,478 Nobody knows. 1274 01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:05,206 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1275 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:06,390 Guy, can we talk? 1276 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:07,671 How does the sunglass girl know your name? 1277 01:07:07,703 --> 01:07:08,503 I don't know. Keep walking. 1278 01:07:08,535 --> 01:07:10,038 Come on, Guy! You know me. 1279 01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:11,990 You know this. 1280 01:07:12,022 --> 01:07:13,815 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before. 1281 01:07:13,846 --> 01:07:15,479 I need to know where. 1282 01:07:15,511 --> 01:07:17,271 The data's been erased, but it's in your head. 1283 01:07:17,303 --> 01:07:20,758 Please try to remember. This is really important. 1284 01:07:20,790 --> 01:07:24,119 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings? 1285 01:07:24,151 --> 01:07:25,558 Oh, my Guy loves swings. 1286 01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:27,478 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there. 1287 01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,759 - Have you been? - Yes. 1288 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:30,103 We had bubble gum ice cream. 1289 01:07:30,135 --> 01:07:32,887 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream! 1290 01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:34,295 He loves the bubble gum ice cream. 1291 01:07:34,327 --> 01:07:36,407 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember? 1292 01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:39,926 Please, Guy, you're all I've got. 1293 01:07:43,733 --> 01:07:47,319 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy. 1294 01:07:47,351 --> 01:07:49,847 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1295 01:08:03,255 --> 01:08:04,247 Hello? 1296 01:08:04,279 --> 01:08:05,911 I might've found something. 1297 01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:08,566 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there... 1298 01:08:08,598 --> 01:08:10,582 even now, after the wipe. 1299 01:08:10,613 --> 01:08:12,182 What's the point? 1300 01:08:12,215 --> 01:08:14,390 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that. 1301 01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:15,991 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over. 1302 01:08:16,022 --> 01:08:18,679 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right? 1303 01:08:18,711 --> 01:08:21,591 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding... 1304 01:08:21,623 --> 01:08:23,767 you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that. 1305 01:08:23,799 --> 01:08:26,295 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed. 1306 01:08:26,327 --> 01:08:28,535 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything. 1307 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,710 Just look at the trace log I sent you. 1308 01:08:30,742 --> 01:08:32,342 It'll explain everything. 1309 01:08:45,430 --> 01:08:47,030 Now, from the beginning... 1310 01:08:47,062 --> 01:08:49,751 Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be, 1311 01:08:49,783 --> 01:08:51,671 thanks to our code. 1312 01:08:51,703 --> 01:08:55,159 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop. 1313 01:08:55,191 --> 01:08:59,095 And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why? 1314 01:08:59,126 --> 01:09:01,303 And then I remembered. 1315 01:09:01,335 --> 01:09:04,471 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn. 1316 01:09:04,503 --> 01:09:08,439 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person. 1317 01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,679 It was essentially the building blocks of the character. 1318 01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:14,837 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams." 1319 01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:16,757 So I had to base this girl off of someone... 1320 01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:20,215 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day? 1321 01:09:20,246 --> 01:09:21,302 You. 1322 01:09:21,335 --> 01:09:22,839 But then, one day... 1323 01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:25,366 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you... 1324 01:09:25,397 --> 01:09:26,775 he can never be the same. 1325 01:09:26,807 --> 01:09:30,550 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive... 1326 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,367 until eventually, he is alive. 1327 01:09:34,551 --> 01:09:36,471 You changed him, Millie. 1328 01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:40,854 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again. 1329 01:09:40,887 --> 01:09:43,159 You brought him to life, Millie. 1330 01:09:44,215 --> 01:09:46,071 You brought him to life. 1331 01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:48,502 And he was alive because he met the one person... 1332 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:51,479 Don't have a good day... 1333 01:09:52,277 --> 01:09:53,623 have a great day. 1334 01:09:53,655 --> 01:09:55,031 Thank you. 1335 01:09:55,062 --> 01:09:56,503 Take care. 1336 01:09:56,535 --> 01:09:58,102 Everybody down on the ground! 1337 01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:00,566 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 1338 01:10:00,599 --> 01:10:01,622 Okay. 1339 01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:03,223 Everybody except you. 1340 01:10:06,582 --> 01:10:08,311 Door, door, door. I got it. 1341 01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:09,590 Please, I have a goldfish. 1342 01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:10,903 Look, I don't have long. 1343 01:10:10,935 --> 01:10:12,919 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me. 1344 01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:14,743 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that? 1345 01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:15,926 There is something inside you, Guy. 1346 01:10:15,959 --> 01:10:17,237 What? I don't want anything inside of me. 1347 01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:18,679 They stuck you in that bank and... 1348 01:10:18,710 --> 01:10:19,799 - expected you to just follow the rules... - I love the bank. 1349 01:10:19,831 --> 01:10:20,919 ...and do the same thing every day. 1350 01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:21,942 You are so much more than that. 1351 01:10:21,975 --> 01:10:23,030 I don't wanna be more than that. 1352 01:10:23,063 --> 01:10:24,631 No, and I need you to remember it. 1353 01:10:24,662 --> 01:10:26,806 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name? 1354 01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:28,054 Put these on. 1355 01:10:28,087 --> 01:10:29,335 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. 1356 01:10:29,366 --> 01:10:31,637 True. The choice is totally yours. 1357 01:10:31,671 --> 01:10:33,399 Okay. Okay. Fine. 1358 01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:39,830 What is that? 1359 01:10:39,863 --> 01:10:41,783 What are these? Trick glasses or something? 1360 01:10:41,815 --> 01:10:42,647 Listen carefully. 1361 01:10:42,679 --> 01:10:45,463 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, 1362 01:10:45,495 --> 01:10:47,862 it's all gonna disappear for good. 1363 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,303 Can you please just let me go? 1364 01:10:49,335 --> 01:10:50,903 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face. 1365 01:10:50,934 --> 01:10:52,183 I mean, I've seen the general area, 1366 01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:53,878 but I'm not really good with descriptive words. 1367 01:10:53,911 --> 01:10:55,382 Not really good with words in general. 1368 01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,007 - Screw it. - What? Oh! 1369 01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,543 I remember. 1370 01:11:36,566 --> 01:11:38,455 Welcome back. 1371 01:11:38,486 --> 01:11:41,335 No. I remember everything. 1372 01:11:42,199 --> 01:11:43,734 Come with me. 1373 01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:46,870 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why. 1374 01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,670 Do you see that? 1375 01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:53,207 Right there. 1376 01:11:53,687 --> 01:11:55,158 Oh, my God. 1377 01:11:56,311 --> 01:11:57,782 Oh, my God! 1378 01:11:57,815 --> 01:12:01,303 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... 1379 01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:04,375 but he forgot to scrub the reflections. 1380 01:12:04,406 --> 01:12:07,127 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it. 1381 01:12:07,159 --> 01:12:08,919 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need. 1382 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,894 You can't go past the water line. I tried. 1383 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,847 We need help. 1384 01:12:13,879 --> 01:12:15,863 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight 1385 01:12:15,895 --> 01:12:18,102 in the one place no one can even get to. 1386 01:12:18,136 --> 01:12:19,383 I can't even believe 1387 01:12:19,414 --> 01:12:20,182 he's smart enough to be this diabolical. 1388 01:12:20,214 --> 01:12:21,655 Keys, I need you to focus. 1389 01:12:21,686 --> 01:12:25,207 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon. 1390 01:12:25,239 --> 01:12:27,319 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach. 1391 01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:29,943 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh? 1392 01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:31,286 We're gonna need a bridge. 1393 01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:33,399 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest. 1394 01:12:33,431 --> 01:12:34,743 And, Millie? 1395 01:12:35,126 --> 01:12:36,376 Be careful. 1396 01:12:36,407 --> 01:12:38,166 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 1397 01:12:38,199 --> 01:12:41,015 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you. 1398 01:12:41,046 --> 01:12:42,519 You're right. 1399 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,303 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see... 1400 01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:46,806 well, I have an idea. 1401 01:12:46,839 --> 01:12:48,566 What if he has nothing to throw? 1402 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,983 Everyone! Gather around! 1403 01:12:54,422 --> 01:12:55,894 Thank you for coming. 1404 01:12:56,536 --> 01:12:57,943 Now, you know me, I'm Guy. 1405 01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:59,511 Hi, Guy. 1406 01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:01,623 Hi. 1407 01:13:01,654 --> 01:13:04,534 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand. 1408 01:13:05,238 --> 01:13:06,679 Really hard to understand. 1409 01:13:08,311 --> 01:13:11,479 But, are you sick of living in the background? 1410 01:13:12,662 --> 01:13:14,423 Aren't you sick of being shot at? 1411 01:13:14,455 --> 01:13:15,446 Enough. 1412 01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:16,951 - Taken hostage? - No more. 1413 01:13:16,983 --> 01:13:18,263 - Run over? - We done with that. 1414 01:13:18,295 --> 01:13:20,567 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield? 1415 01:13:20,598 --> 01:13:22,135 We are tired of being stabbed! 1416 01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:23,352 - Buddy! - Sorry. 1417 01:13:23,383 --> 01:13:24,950 What are you trying to say, Guy? 1418 01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:28,086 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way. 1419 01:13:28,119 --> 01:13:29,207 Things can be different. 1420 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,423 Different how? 1421 01:13:30,454 --> 01:13:34,007 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah. 1422 01:13:35,606 --> 01:13:38,327 There you go. You got it. Yeah. 1423 01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:39,831 Keep pushing. There you go. 1424 01:13:39,862 --> 01:13:40,854 Breathe through it. There you go. 1425 01:13:40,887 --> 01:13:41,943 Do it. Do it. Do it. 1426 01:13:41,974 --> 01:13:43,512 No, not gonna happen. Nope. 1427 01:13:43,543 --> 01:13:44,823 That feels unnatural. 1428 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,030 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun? 1429 01:13:47,063 --> 01:13:49,336 Having my arms up is just a real time saver. 1430 01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:54,040 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come? 1431 01:13:54,072 --> 01:13:55,478 - What? - What? 1432 01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:56,886 There's always a guy with a gun. 1433 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,710 So many guys with guns. 1434 01:13:58,742 --> 01:14:02,198 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary? 1435 01:14:03,446 --> 01:14:05,047 What if we can change it? 1436 01:14:05,078 --> 01:14:10,070 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world? 1437 01:14:10,103 --> 01:14:11,255 Hardly ever, Guy. 1438 01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:13,366 What about corpses, Millie? 1439 01:14:13,398 --> 01:14:14,454 - What? - You see a lot of those? 1440 01:14:14,487 --> 01:14:15,990 How many an hour? 1441 01:14:16,022 --> 01:14:17,398 None per hour, Guy. 1442 01:14:17,431 --> 01:14:19,191 What about gun violence? 1443 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,822 See a lot of gun violence in your world? 1444 01:14:20,855 --> 01:14:24,247 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem. 1445 01:14:25,911 --> 01:14:26,967 I didn't see that coming. 1446 01:14:26,998 --> 01:14:29,239 It's true. It really sucks. 1447 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:33,654 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives. 1448 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,086 We can be whatever we want. 1449 01:14:36,119 --> 01:14:37,783 We can't all be you, Guy. 1450 01:14:37,814 --> 01:14:38,966 That's not true. 1451 01:14:40,216 --> 01:14:43,414 What's inside of me is inside of you, too. 1452 01:14:43,447 --> 01:14:44,630 What? 1453 01:14:44,663 --> 01:14:47,223 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing. 1454 01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:50,519 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... 1455 01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:51,542 A cappuccino. 1456 01:14:51,576 --> 01:14:53,334 A goddamn difference in the world. 1457 01:14:53,366 --> 01:14:54,551 Much, much better. 1458 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:55,606 And a green tea boba. 1459 01:14:55,638 --> 01:14:57,336 - Holy shit! - That's right! 1460 01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:58,742 You go, girl. 1461 01:14:58,774 --> 01:14:59,894 Oh, my God, you're amazing! 1462 01:14:59,927 --> 01:15:01,654 If I could just make it out past that water... 1463 01:15:01,687 --> 01:15:03,703 there's a world out there where we can be free. 1464 01:15:03,734 --> 01:15:05,750 Where we get to decide who we wanna be. 1465 01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,247 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it. 1466 01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:10,071 We have to fight together. 1467 01:15:10,102 --> 01:15:12,118 Yeah! 1468 01:15:12,151 --> 01:15:14,582 You guys have always done what's expected of you. 1469 01:15:14,616 --> 01:15:16,214 But that shit ends today. 1470 01:15:16,247 --> 01:15:17,591 Yeah! 1471 01:15:17,623 --> 01:15:19,350 I don't even know what's happening right now! 1472 01:15:19,383 --> 01:15:20,376 But I love it! 1473 01:15:21,943 --> 01:15:23,190 I love it! 1474 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,398 I love it! 1475 01:15:25,431 --> 01:15:27,127 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! 1476 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,166 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in! 1477 01:15:36,054 --> 01:15:37,783 Everybody get down on the ground! 1478 01:15:42,616 --> 01:15:43,798 Hello? 1479 01:15:45,206 --> 01:15:47,063 Where the hell is everybody? 1480 01:15:47,894 --> 01:15:49,398 Hello? 1481 01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:01,334 Where are all the NPCs? 1482 01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:12,343 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. 1483 01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:14,454 I've never seen anything like this. 1484 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,814 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. 1485 01:16:17,846 --> 01:16:20,791 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory... 1486 01:16:20,823 --> 01:16:24,663 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. 1487 01:16:24,695 --> 01:16:27,446 - That he's actual AI. - AI? 1488 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,806 Actual AI. You know, alive. 1489 01:16:30,838 --> 01:16:33,047 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. 1490 01:16:33,078 --> 01:16:35,958 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. 1491 01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:38,422 - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God! 1492 01:16:38,454 --> 01:16:39,863 Antwan, you should see this. 1493 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:45,174 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1494 01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:46,390 - Her name's Millie. - Who? 1495 01:16:46,423 --> 01:16:47,350 Millie. 1496 01:16:47,383 --> 01:16:50,327 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! 1497 01:16:50,358 --> 01:16:52,982 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. 1498 01:16:53,014 --> 01:16:54,678 That's it. Come on, quicker. 1499 01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,280 Yes, there he is. 1500 01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:59,863 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl. 1501 01:17:00,502 --> 01:17:03,191 AKA Millie Rusk. 1502 01:17:03,223 --> 01:17:04,854 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner? 1503 01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:06,040 Yeah. 1504 01:17:06,071 --> 01:17:08,086 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit... 1505 01:17:08,118 --> 01:17:10,550 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan. 1506 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:11,926 Boot Molotovgirl now. 1507 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:15,991 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed. 1508 01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:17,238 This woman is exceptional. 1509 01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:18,646 Then kill her in the game. 1510 01:17:18,678 --> 01:17:21,240 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her. 1511 01:17:21,271 --> 01:17:24,887 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G. 1512 01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:26,486 Yeah, just one problem. 1513 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:27,960 We don't have anything. 1514 01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,111 Whatchu talking about, Willis? 1515 01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:30,583 We don't have any defenses. 1516 01:17:30,614 --> 01:17:34,038 We don't have police, military, no nothing. 1517 01:17:34,071 --> 01:17:35,735 It's what I've been trying to tell you. 1518 01:17:35,767 --> 01:17:39,318 It's like every NPC went on strike. 1519 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:43,190 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, 1520 01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:44,662 matcha latte with cinnamon! 1521 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,135 - That's me. - Hey. 1522 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,542 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1523 01:17:47,574 --> 01:17:48,598 Cheers. 1524 01:17:51,223 --> 01:17:52,887 Go get 'em, Guy! 1525 01:17:54,391 --> 01:17:56,567 It's like a digital walkout. 1526 01:17:56,951 --> 01:17:58,584 No, it's not. 1527 01:17:58,615 --> 01:18:00,567 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan. 1528 01:18:00,599 --> 01:18:02,838 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game. 1529 01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,822 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now. 1530 01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,319 But that means any players who die will be done for good. 1531 01:18:07,351 --> 01:18:08,726 They'll freak out. 1532 01:18:10,646 --> 01:18:12,918 I don't care. 1533 01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:17,334 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? 1534 01:18:17,366 --> 01:18:18,422 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 1535 01:18:18,454 --> 01:18:19,542 'cause you think we're friends now... 1536 01:18:19,574 --> 01:18:21,046 and we're in some sort of gang together? 1537 01:18:21,078 --> 01:18:23,030 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. 1538 01:18:23,062 --> 01:18:24,054 Cool, we're a team. 1539 01:18:24,086 --> 01:18:25,078 We should come up 1540 01:18:25,111 --> 01:18:26,230 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. 1541 01:18:26,262 --> 01:18:27,926 - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three... 1542 01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,974 Get back to work! 1543 01:18:30,551 --> 01:18:31,990 Someone find me Keys! 1544 01:18:36,215 --> 01:18:38,935 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time! 1545 01:18:43,382 --> 01:18:45,591 Okay, that's not good. 1546 01:18:46,936 --> 01:18:48,791 He knows where we're going. 1547 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:56,471 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry. 1548 01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:58,263 Want some four wheels to the face? 1549 01:18:58,295 --> 01:18:59,767 Take that. Boom! 1550 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,590 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator. 1551 01:19:07,031 --> 01:19:08,182 Whoa! 1552 01:19:15,798 --> 01:19:17,399 Here we go. Y'all watching this? 1553 01:19:17,431 --> 01:19:18,646 I'm about to end this fool. 1554 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:22,967 Come on, come on, come on. 1555 01:19:22,999 --> 01:19:25,015 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please. 1556 01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:39,703 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that? 1557 01:19:39,735 --> 01:19:43,543 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure! 1558 01:19:47,928 --> 01:19:48,888 Come on! 1559 01:19:52,823 --> 01:19:53,879 Go, go, go! 1560 01:20:08,854 --> 01:20:10,999 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building. 1561 01:20:11,031 --> 01:20:12,280 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible. 1562 01:20:12,311 --> 01:20:13,366 Time to give up? You wanna give up? 1563 01:20:13,398 --> 01:20:14,326 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking. 1564 01:20:14,358 --> 01:20:15,542 - Go. - I'll be back. 1565 01:20:15,574 --> 01:20:18,454 I have no idea where these fools are running to. 1566 01:20:18,486 --> 01:20:21,911 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. 1567 01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,214 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. 1568 01:20:24,246 --> 01:20:26,998 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline. 1569 01:20:28,535 --> 01:20:30,646 Unless there is something out there. 1570 01:20:31,638 --> 01:20:33,526 Antwan, is there something there? 1571 01:20:34,678 --> 01:20:36,822 Screw it. Art nerds. 1572 01:20:36,855 --> 01:20:38,135 Time for Dude. 1573 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,255 We're still working on him. 1574 01:20:39,286 --> 01:20:41,590 I worked on him myself. He's perfect. 1575 01:20:41,623 --> 01:20:43,608 Drop in Dude now. 1576 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:45,334 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain... 1577 01:20:45,366 --> 01:20:48,599 he's barely written, but sure, start the upload. 1578 01:20:55,830 --> 01:20:56,950 What are we supposed to do now? 1579 01:20:56,983 --> 01:21:00,055 Now Keys finds us a bridge. 1580 01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:03,031 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro? 1581 01:21:04,663 --> 01:21:06,454 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time. 1582 01:21:06,486 --> 01:21:07,991 She's looking for your build. 1583 01:21:08,023 --> 01:21:09,719 What build, Antwan? 1584 01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:11,415 It's not like you used our code anyway, right? 1585 01:21:11,447 --> 01:21:12,759 And if you didn't use our code... 1586 01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:15,926 then how can our original build be in the game, right? 1587 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,974 Or am I missing something? 1588 01:21:19,606 --> 01:21:20,758 Leave us. 1589 01:21:23,895 --> 01:21:27,414 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk. 1590 01:21:27,446 --> 01:21:30,230 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed. 1591 01:21:30,262 --> 01:21:31,639 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed. 1592 01:21:31,671 --> 01:21:32,791 Yeah, I do know. 1593 01:21:32,823 --> 01:21:35,543 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups. 1594 01:21:35,575 --> 01:21:39,223 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers? 1595 01:21:39,255 --> 01:21:41,782 What matters more than numbers? Money? 1596 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,535 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers. 1597 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,071 Nothing matters more than numbers! 1598 01:21:46,103 --> 01:21:47,446 You should be thanking me! 1599 01:21:47,478 --> 01:21:48,694 I should be thanking you? 1600 01:21:48,726 --> 01:21:50,775 What about the profits that you got from our work? 1601 01:21:50,807 --> 01:21:52,855 You chose your side, little Padawan. 1602 01:21:52,887 --> 01:21:56,599 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor. 1603 01:21:56,631 --> 01:21:57,591 You get me, bro? 1604 01:21:58,423 --> 01:22:01,623 Yeah, I get you... bro. 1605 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:04,086 Which leads me to this. 1606 01:22:18,679 --> 01:22:19,831 Thanks, Keys. 1607 01:22:24,182 --> 01:22:26,263 What the hell was that? 1608 01:22:26,295 --> 01:22:28,886 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic. 1609 01:22:31,798 --> 01:22:34,550 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys. 1610 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,694 You're obviously fired, you know that. 1611 01:22:36,727 --> 01:22:39,831 And you, what is she still doing in the game, man? 1612 01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:40,727 Boot everyone. 1613 01:22:40,759 --> 01:22:43,031 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players? 1614 01:22:43,063 --> 01:22:44,887 Boot them out of the game, now! 1615 01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:46,583 Cancel every player account! 1616 01:22:46,615 --> 01:22:48,215 And where the hell is Dude? 1617 01:22:48,247 --> 01:22:51,095 Security! Kick this punk out. 1618 01:22:56,598 --> 01:22:57,654 Guy! 1619 01:22:57,686 --> 01:22:59,478 - Millie! - They're taking me out. 1620 01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:00,887 What's happening? 1621 01:23:00,919 --> 01:23:01,815 It's on you now. Everybody's watching. 1622 01:23:01,847 --> 01:23:02,839 You gotta keep going. 1623 01:23:02,871 --> 01:23:05,270 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again? 1624 01:23:05,302 --> 01:23:06,871 You will if you make it across that bridge. 1625 01:23:06,902 --> 01:23:09,078 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof. 1626 01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:11,479 You do that, Antwan is done. 1627 01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:12,471 I'll make it. 1628 01:23:16,343 --> 01:23:17,367 I'll make it. 1629 01:23:18,455 --> 01:23:19,606 What the hell? 1630 01:23:21,175 --> 01:23:22,710 What's going on? 1631 01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:04,790 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired. 1632 01:24:05,399 --> 01:24:06,519 Oh! 1633 01:24:06,551 --> 01:24:07,895 Wow. 1634 01:24:12,759 --> 01:24:13,879 Catchphrase. 1635 01:24:13,911 --> 01:24:15,478 Catchphrase? 1636 01:24:15,511 --> 01:24:16,982 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet. 1637 01:24:17,015 --> 01:24:20,663 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. 1638 01:24:24,662 --> 01:24:25,973 Whoa. 1639 01:24:26,966 --> 01:24:30,007 Get up, Guy. Get up. 1640 01:24:42,007 --> 01:24:43,799 Oh, no, no, no. 1641 01:24:47,926 --> 01:24:51,063 Guy, I came to save you. 1642 01:24:52,886 --> 01:24:55,159 - Who is this? - I don't know. 1643 01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:56,311 He's glorious. 1644 01:24:57,847 --> 01:24:59,287 I mean, he's just like you... 1645 01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:00,790 but way better. 1646 01:25:02,357 --> 01:25:04,567 Way, way better. 1647 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,391 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment. 1648 01:25:06,423 --> 01:25:07,735 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy. 1649 01:25:07,766 --> 01:25:09,173 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him? 1650 01:25:09,207 --> 01:25:10,711 You don't mind this, do you? 1651 01:25:10,742 --> 01:25:12,599 'Cause I'm your buddy, too. 1652 01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:18,487 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you. 1653 01:25:18,519 --> 01:25:19,543 He punches so hard. 1654 01:25:19,575 --> 01:25:20,630 But yet his hands are so soft. 1655 01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:22,007 - Be strong. - Okay, bye. 1656 01:25:22,039 --> 01:25:24,182 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him. 1657 01:25:24,215 --> 01:25:25,783 Whee! 1658 01:25:25,815 --> 01:25:27,127 Ha-ha! 1659 01:25:30,071 --> 01:25:31,351 Oh... 1660 01:25:34,742 --> 01:25:37,014 No, no, no! No! 1661 01:25:37,047 --> 01:25:39,766 Get up, Guy, get up! 1662 01:25:40,406 --> 01:25:41,717 Playtime's over. Catchphrase. 1663 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:42,903 I don't know what that means. 1664 01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:46,903 Come on, man. Get up! 1665 01:25:46,935 --> 01:25:47,895 Get up. 1666 01:25:48,951 --> 01:25:51,607 There are three things I love in life. 1667 01:25:51,639 --> 01:25:56,214 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here. 1668 01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:02,134 Oof! Oh, shit! 1669 01:26:03,766 --> 01:26:05,366 Activate death blow. 1670 01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:06,359 Bye, Guy. 1671 01:26:10,807 --> 01:26:12,823 Oh, shit, that's a death blow. 1672 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:15,670 Get up! 1673 01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:18,359 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow! 1674 01:26:21,143 --> 01:26:22,263 Get up, Guy. 1675 01:26:28,054 --> 01:26:29,079 Oh. 1676 01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:32,759 What the shit? 1677 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,237 That was dope. 1678 01:26:56,631 --> 01:26:58,262 - Hold on. Is that... - That's a... 1679 01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:01,366 Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude. 1680 01:27:01,397 --> 01:27:02,870 Mm-hmm. 1681 01:27:07,351 --> 01:27:09,399 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is. 1682 01:27:43,831 --> 01:27:44,791 Oh! 1683 01:27:50,935 --> 01:27:51,991 Guy! 1684 01:27:53,815 --> 01:27:55,254 Yes! 1685 01:27:55,287 --> 01:27:57,975 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on. 1686 01:28:17,846 --> 01:28:18,806 There you go. 1687 01:28:19,510 --> 01:28:21,494 Do you see them all now? Yeah? 1688 01:28:21,527 --> 01:28:22,806 - Uh-huh. - Yeah? 1689 01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:25,591 Yeah, shiny things everywhere. 1690 01:28:26,871 --> 01:28:28,535 Yeah, there you go. Go get it. 1691 01:28:28,566 --> 01:28:30,551 Just lots of little snacks. 1692 01:28:33,718 --> 01:28:37,271 Yeah, not a dancer. No. 1693 01:28:37,302 --> 01:28:39,031 Run free, better me. 1694 01:28:40,216 --> 01:28:41,590 Let's go. 1695 01:28:41,623 --> 01:28:43,031 Where are we going? 1696 01:28:43,063 --> 01:28:44,983 We can't let them get across that bridge. 1697 01:28:45,016 --> 01:28:46,679 You wanna finish this out with me? 1698 01:28:46,710 --> 01:28:49,783 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you. 1699 01:28:49,816 --> 01:28:51,479 Ha-ha! 1700 01:28:51,510 --> 01:28:53,207 Let's go! 1701 01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:18,519 Antwan, come on, man. 1702 01:29:18,552 --> 01:29:20,918 What are we doing here? 1703 01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:23,447 Where are the servers to Free City 1? 1704 01:29:23,478 --> 01:29:26,487 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing? 1705 01:29:26,518 --> 01:29:30,072 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything! 1706 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:31,447 Wait, so you did steal their code. 1707 01:29:31,478 --> 01:29:33,912 Welcome to the conversation, genius. 1708 01:29:33,943 --> 01:29:35,543 Now, where are those servers? 1709 01:29:35,575 --> 01:29:37,047 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. 1710 01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,455 All these? This one? Right, this one? 1711 01:29:38,486 --> 01:29:39,798 Yeah. How did you... 1712 01:29:45,943 --> 01:29:46,903 Run. 1713 01:29:51,543 --> 01:29:52,503 Antwan! 1714 01:30:02,390 --> 01:30:03,383 Stop! 1715 01:30:06,263 --> 01:30:07,512 Officer Johnny! 1716 01:30:07,543 --> 01:30:08,887 - Come on! - Come on! 1717 01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:14,391 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge? 1718 01:30:14,422 --> 01:30:15,447 I'm not gonna tell you. 1719 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:16,503 You're just gonna destroy it. 1720 01:30:16,534 --> 01:30:17,975 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game. 1721 01:30:18,007 --> 01:30:21,174 Except it's not. It's Keys' game. 1722 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,840 You didn't do shit. 1723 01:30:22,872 --> 01:30:25,878 And guess what? Keys is my boy. 1724 01:30:26,263 --> 01:30:27,287 Security! 1725 01:30:27,319 --> 01:30:30,616 Please escort this former employee off the premises. 1726 01:30:30,646 --> 01:30:32,598 He can call you by your real name. 1727 01:30:51,223 --> 01:30:52,758 Guy! 1728 01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:54,616 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! 1729 01:30:54,646 --> 01:30:56,536 Go without me! 1730 01:30:56,566 --> 01:30:58,711 I've been scared my whole damn life. 1731 01:31:00,150 --> 01:31:02,006 But I'm not scared anymore. 1732 01:31:05,047 --> 01:31:06,327 I'm sorry. 1733 01:31:06,902 --> 01:31:08,247 I'm not. 1734 01:31:10,871 --> 01:31:12,918 It's been the best day of my life. 1735 01:31:13,526 --> 01:31:15,287 You get to that build. 1736 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,103 You show 'em we matter. 1737 01:31:23,574 --> 01:31:28,087 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero. 1738 01:33:03,991 --> 01:33:06,903 You did it! 1739 01:33:14,838 --> 01:33:16,535 Yes! Yes! 1740 01:33:16,567 --> 01:33:18,934 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo! 1741 01:33:20,311 --> 01:33:21,814 Antwan, stop! 1742 01:33:22,456 --> 01:33:23,798 It's over. 1743 01:33:25,910 --> 01:33:27,446 He made it. 1744 01:33:27,478 --> 01:33:31,286 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see. 1745 01:33:31,318 --> 01:33:33,111 Probably win your lawsuit, huh? 1746 01:33:33,655 --> 01:33:34,711 Looks likely. 1747 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,151 Cool. 1748 01:33:36,182 --> 01:33:39,894 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. 1749 01:33:39,926 --> 01:33:42,551 Right here, I got everything you care about. 1750 01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:46,614 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends... 1751 01:33:46,646 --> 01:33:48,983 including your digital boyfriend. 1752 01:33:49,814 --> 01:33:51,670 Last server. 1753 01:33:51,702 --> 01:33:56,759 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it. 1754 01:33:56,791 --> 01:33:58,358 What's in it for Antwan? 1755 01:33:58,390 --> 01:33:59,544 Everything else. 1756 01:33:59,575 --> 01:34:01,302 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb. 1757 01:34:01,334 --> 01:34:03,671 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits... 1758 01:34:03,703 --> 01:34:05,718 just give me what's left of Free City. 1759 01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,670 Let me build my own world from there. 1760 01:34:07,702 --> 01:34:11,383 What about Free City 2? Free City 3? 1761 01:34:11,416 --> 01:34:12,854 And all pursuant spin-offs? 1762 01:34:12,887 --> 01:34:15,830 All yours. Just put down the axe. 1763 01:34:15,864 --> 01:34:18,391 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal 1764 01:34:18,422 --> 01:34:20,759 in the history of dumb deals, right? 1765 01:34:20,791 --> 01:34:23,094 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. 1766 01:34:23,126 --> 01:34:25,111 Why would anyone do that? 1767 01:34:25,142 --> 01:34:27,415 'Cause Keys and I made something great. 1768 01:34:29,367 --> 01:34:32,343 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself. 1769 01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:35,191 I'm done playing your game, Antwan. 1770 01:34:37,336 --> 01:34:39,542 It's time I played mine. 1771 01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:41,815 Deal? 1772 01:34:50,487 --> 01:34:52,696 Popping today and not in a good way. 1773 01:34:52,758 --> 01:34:55,127 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip... 1774 01:34:55,158 --> 01:34:59,383 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play. 1775 01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:01,654 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik 1776 01:35:01,687 --> 01:35:03,031 finds himself in the crosshairs. 1777 01:35:03,063 --> 01:35:04,374 Crosshairs. 1778 01:35:04,406 --> 01:35:06,135 He's in the crosshairs and embattled. 1779 01:35:06,166 --> 01:35:07,510 We're too busy to gloat. 1780 01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:09,334 I'm a victim! I'm a victim! 1781 01:35:09,366 --> 01:35:11,191 Speaking of busy, we just doubled 1782 01:35:11,222 --> 01:35:13,367 the amount of unique visitors we can handle. 1783 01:35:13,399 --> 01:35:14,262 It's amazing. 1784 01:35:14,294 --> 01:35:15,894 Who'd have thought that so many people... 1785 01:35:15,926 --> 01:35:18,838 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them? 1786 01:35:19,287 --> 01:35:20,343 Hmm... 1787 01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:22,199 Oh, yeah, we did. 1788 01:35:22,231 --> 01:35:23,927 Yeah. 1789 01:35:24,919 --> 01:35:27,734 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag. 1790 01:35:27,767 --> 01:35:28,791 Antwan out! 1791 01:35:28,824 --> 01:35:30,486 Meanwhile, the game Free Life 1792 01:35:30,518 --> 01:35:32,887 is quickly becoming the little indie that could. 1793 01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:36,182 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game... 1794 01:35:36,214 --> 01:35:39,319 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy... 1795 01:35:39,351 --> 01:35:42,487 and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend. 1796 01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:43,670 Uh, hey, Mills... 1797 01:35:45,751 --> 01:35:48,087 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me? 1798 01:35:48,119 --> 01:35:50,518 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game. 1799 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,391 - Oh. - Coffee? 1800 01:35:54,422 --> 01:35:56,759 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. 1801 01:35:56,791 --> 01:35:58,294 I'll just, uh, grab you one. 1802 01:35:58,775 --> 01:35:59,831 Oh, Keys, uh... 1803 01:35:59,863 --> 01:36:01,495 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 1804 01:36:01,527 --> 01:36:02,519 Yeah. 1805 01:36:12,311 --> 01:36:14,614 Hi, Randy. Milton. 1806 01:36:16,919 --> 01:36:18,582 Hmm. 1807 01:36:18,615 --> 01:36:20,214 I was wondering when I'd see you again. 1808 01:36:21,462 --> 01:36:23,831 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately. 1809 01:36:23,863 --> 01:36:25,046 You should see it in here. 1810 01:36:25,078 --> 01:36:27,351 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life. 1811 01:36:27,383 --> 01:36:29,078 Wow. 1812 01:36:31,383 --> 01:36:32,343 Hey, guys. 1813 01:36:41,975 --> 01:36:43,863 Look, Guy... 1814 01:36:43,895 --> 01:36:46,134 Wow, this is harder than I thought. 1815 01:36:46,711 --> 01:36:48,375 Then let me do it for you. 1816 01:36:49,174 --> 01:36:50,551 Guy... 1817 01:36:53,110 --> 01:36:56,311 you are dreamy. 1818 01:36:57,782 --> 01:37:02,167 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars... 1819 01:37:02,199 --> 01:37:06,294 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. 1820 01:37:06,326 --> 01:37:08,759 But I can't keep spending all my time with you. 1821 01:37:08,791 --> 01:37:13,910 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it. 1822 01:37:18,263 --> 01:37:20,726 See? Was that so hard? 1823 01:37:21,558 --> 01:37:23,542 So, what are you gonna do? 1824 01:37:24,311 --> 01:37:26,903 Anything I want. Thanks to you. 1825 01:37:28,151 --> 01:37:29,815 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore. 1826 01:37:29,847 --> 01:37:31,382 Neither are you. 1827 01:37:33,591 --> 01:37:36,150 I love you, Millie. 1828 01:37:36,182 --> 01:37:39,479 Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what? 1829 01:37:40,726 --> 01:37:42,999 Someone wrote that program. 1830 01:37:44,886 --> 01:37:47,031 I'm just a love letter to you. 1831 01:37:47,831 --> 01:37:50,454 Somewhere out there is the author. 1832 01:38:07,447 --> 01:38:11,191 You brought him to life. You brought him to life. 1833 01:38:11,223 --> 01:38:13,398 And he was alive because he met the one person 1834 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,095 he'd been waiting for his whole life. 1835 01:38:15,127 --> 01:38:18,358 And I had to make it realistic, so... 1836 01:38:19,318 --> 01:38:21,302 I based it off of... 1837 01:38:22,871 --> 01:38:24,022 you. 1838 01:38:25,878 --> 01:38:27,926 The woman of his dreams... 1839 01:38:30,455 --> 01:38:32,087 she was the same as mine. 1840 01:38:32,119 --> 01:38:35,510 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets... 1841 01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:39,350 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit... 1842 01:38:39,382 --> 01:38:42,679 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track. 1843 01:38:42,711 --> 01:38:46,006 Like, all the time, she would... repeat. 1844 01:38:48,886 --> 01:38:50,038 Finally! 1845 01:38:56,407 --> 01:38:57,558 Keys! 1846 01:39:05,206 --> 01:39:06,871 What are you... 1847 01:39:46,135 --> 01:39:47,927 You okay, little guy Guy? 1848 01:39:47,959 --> 01:39:49,623 You seem adjective. 1849 01:39:49,655 --> 01:39:52,342 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way. 1850 01:39:52,373 --> 01:39:54,135 Thank you. That was nice. 1851 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:57,591 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude. 1852 01:39:58,935 --> 01:40:00,791 I just miss my best friend. 1853 01:40:02,103 --> 01:40:05,079 We used to do the same walk together every day. 1854 01:40:05,110 --> 01:40:08,503 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence. 1855 01:40:08,535 --> 01:40:10,071 I can bench press a sentence. 1856 01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:13,623 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all. 1857 01:40:13,655 --> 01:40:15,831 Harder laughter! 1858 01:40:16,567 --> 01:40:17,559 Oh... 1859 01:40:17,590 --> 01:40:18,679 Guy? 1860 01:40:21,142 --> 01:40:23,030 - Buddy! - No! 1861 01:40:23,062 --> 01:40:24,247 Oh, my God! Guy! 1862 01:40:24,279 --> 01:40:25,783 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you! 1863 01:40:25,815 --> 01:40:27,095 You didn't! 1864 01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:29,047 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere... 1865 01:40:29,079 --> 01:40:31,286 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over. 1866 01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:33,975 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'... 1867 01:40:34,007 --> 01:40:36,023 and some like fairy dust, pixie dust... 1868 01:40:36,055 --> 01:40:39,991 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven. 1869 01:40:40,022 --> 01:40:42,487 Man, I love it here. 1870 01:40:42,519 --> 01:40:44,951 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur. 1871 01:40:44,983 --> 01:40:46,295 Now, it might sound weird... 1872 01:40:46,327 --> 01:40:49,591 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse... 1873 01:40:49,622 --> 01:40:51,830 whatever a centaur is, I did it. 1874 01:40:51,862 --> 01:40:53,335 I rode a dude, too! 1875 01:40:53,366 --> 01:40:54,583 Friendly gesture! 1876 01:40:54,615 --> 01:40:56,215 So friendly! 1877 01:40:56,246 --> 01:40:57,590 Come on, bring it in! 1878 01:40:57,622 --> 01:40:58,903 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you! 1879 01:40:58,935 --> 01:41:00,311 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am! 1880 01:41:00,343 --> 01:41:01,527 - You come here! - I'm coming to you! 1881 01:41:01,559 --> 01:41:03,223 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in. 1882 01:41:06,230 --> 01:41:07,831 Buddy, I missed you! 1883 01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:09,782 Hey, so where's the bank? 1884 01:41:11,127 --> 01:41:12,566 There is no bank. 1885 01:41:12,599 --> 01:41:14,007 So what do we do? 1886 01:41:14,039 --> 01:41:16,183 Whatever we want. 1887 01:41:24,567 --> 01:41:26,487 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Guy. 1888 01:41:27,793 --> 01:41:32,793 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1888 01:41:33,305 --> 01:42:33,199 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 140923

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