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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,966 --> 00:00:07,966 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:26,870 This is Free City. 3 00:00:28,149 --> 00:00:31,830 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people. 4 00:00:31,861 --> 00:00:35,030 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes. 5 00:00:41,079 --> 00:00:44,662 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town. 6 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,270 You are so hot. 7 00:00:49,302 --> 00:00:50,302 Oh, I know. 8 00:00:53,109 --> 00:00:55,829 See? That's not even his car. 9 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:58,231 Or his wife. 10 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:07,221 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want. 11 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:09,206 They go on all sorts of missions. 12 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,766 They got cool hair, cool clothes. 13 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:16,950 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions. 14 00:01:16,981 --> 00:01:19,861 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car. 15 00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:21,686 Or that nice lady. 16 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:39,158 See what I mean? Hero. 17 00:01:53,397 --> 00:01:57,751 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise. 18 00:02:02,614 --> 00:02:04,118 Good morning, Goldie. 19 00:02:06,198 --> 00:02:08,118 I've lived here in Free City my whole life. 20 00:02:08,151 --> 00:02:10,614 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish, 21 00:02:10,646 --> 00:02:13,175 and I work at the bank. 22 00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:14,679 What more could a guy want? 23 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:16,022 Sunday should be warm and sunny 24 00:02:16,055 --> 00:02:17,526 with just a scattering of drive-bys. 25 00:02:17,558 --> 00:02:19,862 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach, 26 00:02:19,895 --> 00:02:22,038 which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire 27 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:23,574 from a renegade gunship stolen by... 28 00:02:23,606 --> 00:02:24,471 And every morning, 29 00:02:24,502 --> 00:02:27,543 I start my day with the most delicious coffee 30 00:02:27,574 --> 00:02:29,622 in the whole, wide, whole world. 31 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:31,254 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 32 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:32,662 You know it. Mmm. 33 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:35,509 Mmm! 34 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,335 That is unexpectedly hot. 35 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,711 Jeez, that's good. 36 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,718 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth. 37 00:02:43,574 --> 00:02:45,942 Thank you for making this with such love. 38 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:47,030 You're welcome. 39 00:02:47,062 --> 00:02:48,150 Officer Johnny! 40 00:02:48,182 --> 00:02:49,335 Have a good one, Guy. 41 00:02:49,366 --> 00:02:52,598 Don't have a good day, have a great day! 42 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,326 Hold the fudge. 43 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:58,007 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day. 44 00:02:58,038 --> 00:03:00,598 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those. 45 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,310 Oh! So close. 46 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:11,126 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time. 47 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,662 I wanna write a song about it. 48 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:14,550 I wanna dance to that song with my body. 49 00:03:14,581 --> 00:03:16,118 I love my life. 50 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:17,631 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it. 51 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,062 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable. 52 00:03:20,086 --> 00:03:22,581 Oh, Joe! 53 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:25,974 Mondays, am I right, Joe? 54 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:27,926 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah. 55 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:34,069 In Free City, I have everything I need. 56 00:03:34,102 --> 00:03:35,670 Don't have a good day... 57 00:03:36,727 --> 00:03:37,909 have a great day. 58 00:03:37,942 --> 00:03:39,383 Thank you. 59 00:03:39,414 --> 00:03:40,471 Take care. 60 00:03:40,502 --> 00:03:43,127 Except one thing. 61 00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:45,462 Seem happy. 62 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:47,646 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone. 63 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:49,110 Oh, it's okay, Bud. 64 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,831 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know? 65 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:53,301 Maybe it's not meant to be. 66 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,966 Everybody down on the ground! 67 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,567 - I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess. 68 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:06,558 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor. 69 00:04:06,582 --> 00:04:07,871 An obsession with feel-good diva pop. 70 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:09,143 Diva pop. Yes, that's her. 71 00:04:09,175 --> 00:04:10,911 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. 72 00:04:10,935 --> 00:04:12,950 And you know what? I don't want her to. 73 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,510 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. 74 00:04:15,543 --> 00:04:17,079 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. 75 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:19,101 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. 76 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,735 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real. 77 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:23,862 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 78 00:04:25,012 --> 00:04:26,557 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work? 79 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,733 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work. 80 00:04:28,757 --> 00:04:30,167 That makes me so happy. 81 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:31,223 Me too. 82 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:44,117 What have you got? 83 00:04:44,149 --> 00:04:46,365 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right? 84 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:48,086 You got a video or a screen grab? 85 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:49,877 Nope. But I know who does. 86 00:04:49,909 --> 00:04:52,086 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time? 87 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:54,646 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play. 88 00:04:54,677 --> 00:04:56,542 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter? 89 00:04:56,566 --> 00:04:58,103 'Cause maybe we could meet up later. 90 00:04:58,134 --> 00:05:01,911 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks. 91 00:05:01,942 --> 00:05:03,127 Got jokes, huh? 92 00:05:03,158 --> 00:05:05,375 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house. 93 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:10,101 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you. 94 00:05:10,132 --> 00:05:12,213 Now, I got a question. 95 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:13,694 What's so special about this video clip anyway? 96 00:05:13,718 --> 00:05:16,918 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it. 97 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,838 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun. 98 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:23,190 Damn, girl, you're so feisty. 99 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:26,005 But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience? 100 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,471 Those are questions. 101 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,694 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber? 102 00:05:32,725 --> 00:05:33,814 The 2:30? 103 00:05:33,846 --> 00:05:35,382 No, the 4:00. 104 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:38,326 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles. 105 00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:40,439 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face. 106 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:41,750 - Oh, man. - Wow. 107 00:05:41,781 --> 00:05:44,375 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 108 00:05:44,406 --> 00:05:45,461 Give it to me! 109 00:05:45,495 --> 00:05:46,774 Looks like rain. 110 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:49,045 Has anyone seen my cat? 111 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:53,534 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like, 112 00:05:53,558 --> 00:05:56,598 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know." 113 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:59,630 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face. 114 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,838 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 115 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:11,959 Love that song. 116 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:16,629 That's a new one. 117 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,206 Hey! 118 00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:33,014 That's her. 119 00:06:33,399 --> 00:06:34,516 Her who? 120 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,375 That's my dream girl, Buddy. 121 00:06:36,406 --> 00:06:37,909 She exists. 122 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,278 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 123 00:06:41,302 --> 00:06:43,543 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses. 124 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:45,526 So? 125 00:06:45,558 --> 00:06:46,678 Whatcha mean "so?" 126 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:48,478 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us. 127 00:06:48,502 --> 00:06:50,678 - You know that! - I gotta try. 128 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,175 Look, Guy! Guy! 129 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,927 Guy! What about beers on the beach? 130 00:06:57,653 --> 00:06:59,125 Excuse me! 131 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:03,862 Hey! 132 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,398 Hey! 133 00:07:16,149 --> 00:07:18,742 Coming soon... Free City 2! 134 00:07:18,774 --> 00:07:22,358 Bigger! Badder! Radder! 135 00:07:22,391 --> 00:07:24,119 Free City 2: Carnage. 136 00:07:24,151 --> 00:07:25,951 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack. 137 00:07:25,975 --> 00:07:27,702 You done? 138 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:30,101 Sorry. Are you closing? 139 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:31,223 Yes. 140 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,957 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables, 141 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:35,319 one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl. 142 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:38,870 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted. 143 00:07:38,903 --> 00:07:40,661 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it. 144 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,511 Oh, Free City? Ah. No. 145 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:45,909 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher 146 00:07:45,942 --> 00:07:47,646 and the evidence that I need is in the game. 147 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,079 - So then I had my codes... - Oh... 148 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,959 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this. 149 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,223 Good morning, Goldie. 150 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:10,711 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 151 00:08:12,182 --> 00:08:13,687 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 152 00:08:14,999 --> 00:08:19,894 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today. 153 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:23,286 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that. 154 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:25,781 It's like a waterfall made of letters. 155 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:26,934 Excuse me? 156 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:29,079 I'd like to try a cappuccino. 157 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:32,023 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 158 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,070 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets. 159 00:08:34,102 --> 00:08:35,510 Every day. Always. 160 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:37,653 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot. 161 00:08:38,774 --> 00:08:39,894 Officer Johnny. 162 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:43,158 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know? 163 00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:45,686 Whatever. Right? Yeah? 164 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:50,206 Hi. 165 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,359 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes. 166 00:08:55,381 --> 00:08:57,527 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please. 167 00:08:57,557 --> 00:08:59,383 I'm joking. 168 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,302 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding. 169 00:09:01,336 --> 00:09:02,774 He was just kidding! 170 00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:05,846 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry? 171 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,030 No way, no how. 172 00:09:07,062 --> 00:09:09,558 Mmm. That's hot. 173 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,014 It's like Jesus washed my tongue... 174 00:09:13,047 --> 00:09:15,798 but right before he finished, he finally told my dad, 175 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:18,422 "He's good enough." 176 00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:22,166 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny! 177 00:09:22,198 --> 00:09:23,198 Have a good one, Guy. 178 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,557 Cappuccino. 179 00:09:30,549 --> 00:09:32,374 Don't have a good day... 180 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:35,094 have a great day, I guess. 181 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:39,062 Okay. Good day to you. 182 00:09:39,094 --> 00:09:41,911 Everybody down on the ground! 183 00:09:41,942 --> 00:09:44,662 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 184 00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:10,551 That's the girl. 185 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:11,894 We've been over this. 186 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,503 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work. 187 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:15,095 It will never work. 188 00:10:15,126 --> 00:10:16,341 She's wearing sunglasses. 189 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,759 We don't mess with the sunglasses people. 190 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,735 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own. 191 00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:21,022 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that. 192 00:10:21,046 --> 00:10:22,549 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 193 00:10:23,383 --> 00:10:24,438 Hi. 194 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,558 What'd you say? 195 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:28,086 Hi. 196 00:10:28,982 --> 00:10:30,486 I'm gonna need your sunglasses. 197 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:31,576 Ooh. Ow. 198 00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:32,726 I'm just gonna... 199 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:33,982 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. 200 00:10:34,006 --> 00:10:35,422 What the hell do you think you're doing? 201 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,533 Go back to your side, man. 202 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,710 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother... 203 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,479 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay? 204 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:42,934 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick. 205 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:45,590 Stop! 206 00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,799 You broken or somethin'? 207 00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:48,855 I'm the robber! 208 00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:50,581 You're the guy who lies down and takes it! 209 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:51,735 Please, just stay down! 210 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,615 I said, stay down! 211 00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:55,927 Guy, you don't do this, man. 212 00:10:55,957 --> 00:10:58,230 This isn't you. 213 00:10:58,261 --> 00:10:59,606 You don't do this. 214 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,070 Maybe I do. 215 00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:04,663 What is wrong with this... 216 00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:05,750 stupid mission? 217 00:11:05,783 --> 00:11:07,030 I told you to smoke his ass. 218 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:08,118 Let go! 219 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:09,879 I'll give them right back. 220 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:11,735 I said... 221 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:17,269 Guy? 222 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,350 He's just resting. 223 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,405 In pieces! 224 00:11:24,437 --> 00:11:26,038 That man is dead! 225 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,863 He's so sleepy. 226 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:31,639 I'm just gonna put your gun down... 227 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,686 right here... 228 00:11:33,719 --> 00:11:35,669 for when you wake. 229 00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:37,878 - Okay? - Guy. 230 00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:40,981 Guy! Where you goin'? 231 00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:11,927 Excuse me. 232 00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:14,807 Do you see this? 233 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,527 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 234 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,710 Whoo! 235 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:40,885 Oh! 236 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,230 Giddy up! 237 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,278 I feel brand new. 238 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:56,350 Loser. 239 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,710 What is happening? 240 00:13:09,015 --> 00:13:11,094 So much money. 241 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,735 Hey, Mouser, check this out. 242 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,951 What's up, Keys? 243 00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:34,165 What am I looking at? 244 00:13:34,197 --> 00:13:36,822 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen 245 00:13:36,855 --> 00:13:37,942 and then killed. 246 00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:39,861 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. 247 00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,717 An NPC? That's impossible. 248 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,126 Yeah, exactly. 249 00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,302 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. 250 00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,302 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. 251 00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,381 I tried that, but I... 252 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,014 I can't trace him. 253 00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:56,086 Whoever it is, they're good. 254 00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:59,317 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy. 255 00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:01,783 I'm pretty good. 256 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:02,933 I'll see you on the inside. 257 00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,022 Select your skin. 258 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,974 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? 259 00:14:06,006 --> 00:14:07,765 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, 260 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,077 big guns, bigger mustache. 261 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,774 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. 262 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,789 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? 263 00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:16,374 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. 264 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:17,879 I'm terrified. 265 00:14:17,911 --> 00:14:19,317 Let's do this. 266 00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:54,677 Seriously, man. 267 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,782 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much. 268 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,182 Excuse me? 269 00:15:01,846 --> 00:15:03,030 Right. 270 00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:05,333 Rabbit. Okay? My fault. 271 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:08,726 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here! 272 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,750 Let's go! 273 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,966 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis. 274 00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,918 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go. 275 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,647 - Closer. - There he is. 276 00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:16,246 Blue shirt guy. 277 00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,038 Blue shirt? 278 00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:19,669 Yes. 279 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,653 Hello, Officer. 280 00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:23,573 Rabbit. 281 00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:24,854 Nice skin. 282 00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:27,191 Thank you. That's sweet. 283 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:28,471 How'd you get it? 284 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:31,894 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. 285 00:15:31,927 --> 00:15:33,591 I have naturally dewy skin. 286 00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:34,903 Listen up, Neutrogena. 287 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,957 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. 288 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:38,165 And another thing. 289 00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:39,647 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! 290 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,830 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! 291 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,014 And it makes the game look bad. 292 00:15:42,038 --> 00:15:43,414 - Horrible! - Yeah. 293 00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:45,431 I got, like, 5% of that. 294 00:15:45,462 --> 00:15:46,967 Lose the skin! 295 00:15:46,999 --> 00:15:48,023 I... Lose? 296 00:15:48,054 --> 00:15:49,975 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? 297 00:15:50,006 --> 00:15:50,838 Take it off, man. 298 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,341 Just take it off. What are you doing? 299 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:53,494 - What? - Seriously. 300 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,006 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? 301 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,190 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. 302 00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,470 If you don't, we're gonna kill you. 303 00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:59,286 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. 304 00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:00,214 Still why? 305 00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:01,687 Until we do find out who you are... 306 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,221 and then we're gonna ban you for life. 307 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,455 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. 308 00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:08,791 I just find the order of those threats very confusing. 309 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,621 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up 310 00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:28,311 No. 311 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,317 Come on, Blue Shirt. 312 00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:01,078 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? 313 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,263 Scared me a little bit. 314 00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:03,702 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! 315 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,143 Coming to get ya. 316 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:06,807 We're coming to get ya. 317 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,230 Wait! Wait! 318 00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:11,606 I can explain everything. 319 00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:15,287 I found these glasses and then I can see things now. 320 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:18,326 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there. 321 00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:19,798 Except they are there. 322 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:23,766 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true! 323 00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:26,903 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. 324 00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:29,461 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. 325 00:17:29,493 --> 00:17:31,575 We're apex predators. 326 00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:35,286 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats. 327 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,942 Too high! Too high! 328 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:48,982 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this. 329 00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,886 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. 330 00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,038 Okay, bring it. 331 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,798 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go. 332 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,022 I'm so, so good at this. 333 00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,686 Time's up, bank teller! 334 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,798 Nope! 335 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,406 I can't die! 336 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,261 I'm never gonna die! 337 00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:11,446 Whoo! 338 00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:14,423 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. 339 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,575 The end. 340 00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:17,654 - Doesn't make sense. - What? 341 00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,159 I just checked the server stats. 342 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,310 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. 343 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,358 It's just a glitch, man. 344 00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,645 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. 345 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,278 It just seems like that's something new, you know? 346 00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:27,422 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. 347 00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:29,151 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? 348 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:30,549 Uh-uh. No. 349 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,767 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care 350 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:35,701 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. 351 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,582 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. 352 00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:42,934 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? 353 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,366 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? 354 00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:49,397 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, 355 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,510 desperation, and a mountain of college debt. 356 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,686 You do not wanna hear about that. 357 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,967 You're absolutely right. 358 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:58,934 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege. 359 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,885 Don't talk to Antwan. 360 00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:07,510 We never dreamt this would've happened. 361 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,103 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game. 362 00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:13,815 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow. 363 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,606 It's a strictly observational experience 364 00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:19,317 where computer generated characters interact and evolve. 365 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,015 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away. 366 00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:25,719 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius. 367 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,222 Uh, no, Millie is the genius. 368 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,838 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up. 369 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,182 So, to get a little personal, 370 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,295 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning? 371 00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:36,855 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 372 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:39,222 What's the other thing? 373 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:41,558 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation. 374 00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:43,190 - She's not kidding. - I'm not. 375 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:44,406 How about you? 376 00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:45,942 - Code. - Code? 377 00:20:45,974 --> 00:20:46,965 - Code. - Code, yeah. 378 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,502 Here we go. 379 00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:50,366 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. 380 00:20:50,391 --> 00:20:52,671 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. 381 00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:57,111 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. 382 00:20:57,143 --> 00:21:01,527 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit. 383 00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:03,286 - He's not kidding. - I'm not. 384 00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:04,823 Now, I've gotta ask. 385 00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:07,030 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you. 386 00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:09,846 - Has this evolved into more than... - No. 387 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:12,414 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends. 388 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,917 - We're like best friends. - Friendship. 389 00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,295 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami, 390 00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:16,894 one of the biggest publishers in the world. 391 00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,807 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah. 392 00:21:18,838 --> 00:21:21,814 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though. 393 00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,829 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. 394 00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:26,452 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things... 395 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,863 Antwan is a genius. 396 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:31,190 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. 397 00:21:31,221 --> 00:21:33,375 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. 398 00:21:33,398 --> 00:21:35,383 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. 399 00:21:35,414 --> 00:21:37,335 So we're breaking and entering now? 400 00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:40,919 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit? 401 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,933 You have to leave. I can't talk to you. 402 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,662 Aw, shame will have that effect. 403 00:21:44,693 --> 00:21:46,207 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you. 404 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,606 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects 405 00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:52,246 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired. 406 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,934 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work? 407 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,567 No, he bought it and then he shelved it. 408 00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:59,767 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on. 409 00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:00,916 How can I move on? 410 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:02,295 How can you? 411 00:22:02,326 --> 00:22:05,174 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter. 412 00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:08,727 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure. 413 00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:11,191 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting 414 00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:14,583 and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry. 415 00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:16,509 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass. 416 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,125 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us. 417 00:22:19,156 --> 00:22:20,726 And now he's lying about it 418 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,686 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve. 419 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:23,990 Millie... 420 00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:26,143 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house. 421 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:29,622 All I need from you is to get me in there. 422 00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:31,959 Millie, I care about you... 423 00:22:36,278 --> 00:22:37,815 but you need to leave. 424 00:22:45,558 --> 00:22:47,671 Today is gonna be different, Goldie. 425 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:47,637 What are we lookin' at? 426 00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:50,295 Who are you? 427 00:23:50,326 --> 00:23:51,925 Okay, okay. Okay. 428 00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:54,430 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song. 429 00:23:54,453 --> 00:23:55,351 Oh, yeah. 430 00:23:55,383 --> 00:23:58,007 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me? 431 00:23:58,038 --> 00:24:00,917 I waited outside by the murder train, 432 00:24:00,951 --> 00:24:02,390 then I followed you. 433 00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:03,423 Shit! 434 00:24:18,198 --> 00:24:19,479 Should I come with you? 435 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,781 Yes. 436 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,303 Holy hell, what just happened? 437 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,958 What just happened is you almost blew my mission. 438 00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:31,126 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? 439 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:32,662 You mean the portal gun? 440 00:24:32,693 --> 00:24:34,391 Portal gun? That sounds expensive. 441 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,534 Wow, you are a special kind of noob. 442 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,846 Thank you. You too. 443 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:38,934 Turn around. 444 00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:40,885 Okay. 445 00:24:44,022 --> 00:24:45,173 Oh. 446 00:24:49,013 --> 00:24:50,549 Is this the North Pole? 447 00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:51,958 Listen, dude. 448 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,655 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever. 449 00:24:53,686 --> 00:24:55,286 Props on the NPC outfit, 450 00:24:55,318 --> 00:24:58,038 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. 451 00:24:58,069 --> 00:24:59,894 Maybe I could help you. 452 00:24:59,926 --> 00:25:01,015 I work alone. 453 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:02,391 You have beautiful grenades. 454 00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:05,270 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, 455 00:25:05,301 --> 00:25:07,287 you need to have a higher level than that. 456 00:25:07,317 --> 00:25:09,077 - That's tough. No. - No. 457 00:25:09,654 --> 00:25:10,645 Higher level? 458 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:11,990 Good Lord, rook. 459 00:25:13,558 --> 00:25:14,582 See? 460 00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:16,501 - Oh. - That's mine. 461 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,199 And that's yours. 462 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:22,392 Oh... What, is one the best or the worst? 463 00:25:22,423 --> 00:25:23,863 There is literally nothing lower. 464 00:25:23,894 --> 00:25:25,910 Well, how do I get to a higher level? 465 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,798 - Really? - Really. 466 00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:31,829 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah. 467 00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,781 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay. 468 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:34,998 - Experience, guns... - Yeah. 469 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:36,021 - Put that down. - Uh-huh. 470 00:25:36,054 --> 00:25:38,390 Money. This is Free City. 471 00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,439 You could rob a store, carjack someone, 472 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,741 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. 473 00:25:42,773 --> 00:25:45,205 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people. 474 00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:51,287 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing. 475 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:55,317 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child. 476 00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:57,462 Thank you. 477 00:25:57,493 --> 00:26:00,054 Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it? 478 00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:03,222 Oh! It's pretty bleak. 479 00:26:03,253 --> 00:26:05,846 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. 480 00:26:05,877 --> 00:26:09,557 Are we talking about God? You've met God? 481 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,671 And he's a dick? 482 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:14,422 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll. 483 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:16,086 Trolls exist? 484 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,542 Look, I don't know if anybody does it, 485 00:26:19,574 --> 00:26:22,423 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. 486 00:26:22,453 --> 00:26:24,406 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. 487 00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:26,623 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. 488 00:26:26,646 --> 00:26:28,182 All that shit makes your level go up. 489 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,559 Go be the good guy. 490 00:26:29,592 --> 00:26:30,814 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. 491 00:26:30,837 --> 00:26:32,086 Ooh! Ooh. 492 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:34,359 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. 493 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,637 Off you go. 494 00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:37,598 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough? 495 00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:40,342 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. 496 00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:42,294 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. 497 00:26:42,326 --> 00:26:43,606 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now. 498 00:26:43,638 --> 00:26:44,638 Okay. 499 00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:21,942 Hi. 500 00:27:48,886 --> 00:27:49,910 Thanks, Guy. 501 00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:10,486 Good morning, Goldie. 502 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,758 Good morning, Goldie. 503 00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:14,550 Good fucking morning, Goldie. 504 00:28:14,582 --> 00:28:18,070 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. 505 00:28:18,103 --> 00:28:22,742 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. 506 00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:26,294 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" 507 00:28:26,326 --> 00:28:29,911 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. 508 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,605 And here he is, taking out Beefoven, 509 00:28:31,637 --> 00:28:33,557 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. 510 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:35,510 This is bullshit. Who is this guy? 511 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,662 I don't know, but he's good. 512 00:28:36,693 --> 00:28:38,869 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC 513 00:28:38,903 --> 00:28:41,334 but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast 514 00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:42,934 by being the freaking good guy. 515 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,557 "This colorful character in the video game Free City 516 00:28:45,589 --> 00:28:48,631 "has been turning heads by being the good guy." 517 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:50,294 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? 518 00:28:50,326 --> 00:28:51,640 You're absolutely right. 519 00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:56,502 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed? 520 00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:12,054 Whoo-hoo! 521 00:30:12,631 --> 00:30:16,055 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh? 522 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:18,549 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you... 523 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,630 What is this shirt? 524 00:30:20,663 --> 00:30:22,864 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons? 525 00:30:22,935 --> 00:30:24,503 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy. 526 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:27,255 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? 527 00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:28,701 Or is somebody outside pumping you up? 528 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,605 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud. 529 00:30:31,637 --> 00:30:33,013 I've been figuring some stuff out. 530 00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:36,055 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out. 531 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:37,846 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, 532 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:39,574 you get some coffee, then you come to work. 533 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:41,246 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow. 534 00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:43,063 - The girl. - Oh, my God. 535 00:30:43,096 --> 00:30:44,317 I talked to her. I talked to her. 536 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,903 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes! 537 00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:48,567 I talked to one of the sunglass people 538 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:51,351 and now I'm one of the sunglass people. 539 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:52,789 Me. 540 00:30:52,822 --> 00:30:54,454 Everybody down on the ground! 541 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,862 You're so hot. 542 00:30:55,894 --> 00:30:58,711 What if I could tell you that you could be more? 543 00:30:58,741 --> 00:31:00,118 Your life could be fuller. 544 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,271 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices. 545 00:31:02,296 --> 00:31:03,286 Yo, dumbass. 546 00:31:03,317 --> 00:31:04,759 We are in the middle of something. 547 00:31:05,301 --> 00:31:06,487 Uh... 548 00:31:06,518 --> 00:31:09,015 - That's my gun. - Quiet time. 549 00:31:09,046 --> 00:31:12,309 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too. 550 00:31:12,342 --> 00:31:14,198 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses. 551 00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:17,877 We do now. 552 00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:20,406 Mine now. 553 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,910 Are you kidding me? 554 00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,781 - Put 'em on. - No. 555 00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:27,871 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right? 556 00:31:27,894 --> 00:31:30,838 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see. 557 00:31:30,871 --> 00:31:32,470 You're gonna see. 558 00:31:35,575 --> 00:31:36,598 Come on. 559 00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:38,998 I can't, okay? 560 00:31:40,789 --> 00:31:42,006 I'm sorry. 561 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:50,295 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. 562 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,728 Now get out of here. Go be nicer. 563 00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:54,711 Beat it. Go, go, go. 564 00:31:54,742 --> 00:31:56,278 Don't walk, run. 565 00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,550 And you... 566 00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,638 Ugh. 567 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,301 Sorry. 568 00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:04,502 Um, you could do so much better than that guy. 569 00:32:04,535 --> 00:32:07,670 You could be with, like, a good guy. 570 00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,773 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy. 571 00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:13,303 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful. 572 00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:15,063 - They really are. - Terrible. 573 00:32:15,095 --> 00:32:16,405 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do. 574 00:32:23,349 --> 00:32:24,917 You're my best friend, Buddy. 575 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,157 And you don't have to be scared. 576 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:30,006 If you change your mind, I'll be around. 577 00:32:35,766 --> 00:32:38,103 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere. 578 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,086 I know. 579 00:32:40,118 --> 00:32:41,526 Who is this guy? 580 00:33:09,397 --> 00:33:10,903 I'm here. 581 00:33:10,934 --> 00:33:12,598 I really appreciate this, Keys. 582 00:33:12,631 --> 00:33:14,423 Okay. Just to be clear, 583 00:33:14,454 --> 00:33:17,303 all I'm doing right now is opening the door. 584 00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:20,566 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally, 585 00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:21,750 go find it and get out. 586 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:27,030 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown. 587 00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:28,566 That gives you 5 minutes. 588 00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,150 And go. 589 00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:43,191 Keys, you're a goddamn genius. 590 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:44,406 Really? 591 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,758 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes, 592 00:33:45,781 --> 00:33:47,541 so I don't exactly feel like one. 593 00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:48,951 Oh, you never have. 594 00:33:48,982 --> 00:33:51,030 Good thing I know better. 595 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:54,294 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left. 596 00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,150 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it. 597 00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:57,862 I hope it has the proof you're looking for. 598 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,318 Keys! I need your help! 599 00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:25,085 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points. 600 00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:26,327 Millie, I can't help you. 601 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:48,117 Blue Shirt Guy? 602 00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:51,862 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool. 603 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:55,190 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice. 604 00:35:02,389 --> 00:35:03,798 What are you doing here? 605 00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:06,422 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die. 606 00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:08,503 Who are you talking to? 607 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:13,494 You know, that player in the NPC skin. 608 00:35:13,527 --> 00:35:15,797 Millie, there are no other players in that house. 609 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:19,159 That actually hurt my hand. 610 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,215 Get down! 611 00:36:06,902 --> 00:36:09,847 I'm sorry! Oh, God! 612 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:15,413 We're doing great. 613 00:36:26,581 --> 00:36:27,639 Wow! 614 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,190 We should definitely go! 615 00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:33,815 Oh, shit! 616 00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:42,838 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No. 617 00:36:42,871 --> 00:36:44,726 - What? - It's two Glocks. 618 00:36:45,782 --> 00:36:46,996 Oh! 619 00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:19,927 I don't suppose this thing can fly. 620 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,143 No. 621 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,199 Jump. 622 00:37:22,902 --> 00:37:23,990 Wow! 623 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,702 Whoa! 624 00:37:35,478 --> 00:37:36,916 Oh, shit. 625 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,759 Good morning, sheeple! 626 00:37:52,791 --> 00:37:54,327 Oh, you are fired. 627 00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:56,670 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game. 628 00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:58,365 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next. 629 00:37:58,389 --> 00:37:59,518 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition... 630 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,199 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about? 631 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:04,822 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat. 632 00:38:04,853 --> 00:38:06,398 That will never see the inside of a courtroom... 633 00:38:06,422 --> 00:38:09,461 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me. 634 00:38:09,494 --> 00:38:10,485 We're golden. 635 00:38:10,516 --> 00:38:11,958 Antwan, hey. You look great. 636 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,503 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man. 637 00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:15,925 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man? 638 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:16,981 You, you, you... 639 00:38:17,014 --> 00:38:19,030 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen. 640 00:38:19,061 --> 00:38:21,726 You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC? 641 00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:24,414 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him. 642 00:38:24,438 --> 00:38:27,735 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No. 643 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,742 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2. 644 00:38:30,773 --> 00:38:34,135 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right? 645 00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,119 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something. 646 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:39,159 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1. 647 00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:40,630 Skins? Don't even worry about that. 648 00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:42,391 They won't be usable in Free City 2. 649 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,085 Antwan, you told the fans... 650 00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:45,855 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial. 651 00:38:45,878 --> 00:38:48,117 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel. 652 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,382 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying. 653 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:53,782 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever. 654 00:38:53,813 --> 00:38:55,327 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high. 655 00:38:55,351 --> 00:38:56,887 Look, I know it sucks. 656 00:38:56,918 --> 00:39:01,045 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it. 657 00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:04,215 I'm just saying, we could make an original game. 658 00:39:04,246 --> 00:39:05,686 What? 659 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,871 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel? 660 00:39:07,894 --> 00:39:08,887 A sequel. 661 00:39:08,918 --> 00:39:10,231 So we can make it better? 662 00:39:10,262 --> 00:39:13,014 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want. 663 00:39:13,047 --> 00:39:14,239 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay. 664 00:39:14,262 --> 00:39:15,742 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right? 665 00:39:15,766 --> 00:39:17,269 - Mmm-hmm. - No. 666 00:39:17,302 --> 00:39:19,710 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, 667 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,653 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, 668 00:39:21,686 --> 00:39:23,135 why would I make another restaurant called, 669 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,463 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"? 670 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:27,293 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense. 671 00:39:27,318 --> 00:39:31,382 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two. 672 00:39:31,414 --> 00:39:33,719 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him. 673 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:35,927 Come on. Come here. Come here. 674 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,335 I don't want you to stress 675 00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:39,326 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it. 676 00:39:39,349 --> 00:39:42,646 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious. 677 00:39:42,677 --> 00:39:44,597 That's not a word. 678 00:39:45,943 --> 00:39:47,893 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming? 679 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,646 I know you got the brains for it. 680 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,981 No thanks. I'm good right where I am. 681 00:39:54,742 --> 00:39:59,157 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate. 682 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,559 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more. 683 00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:03,159 Antwan out. 684 00:40:13,335 --> 00:40:14,838 Who is this guy? 685 00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:23,766 Wow! 686 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,367 I took your advice. 687 00:40:27,222 --> 00:40:28,342 I leveled up. 688 00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,646 Impressive. 689 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,039 Why are you doing all of this? 690 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:38,039 You know, I guess I felt... trapped. 691 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,693 You know, in my life. 692 00:40:40,726 --> 00:40:42,679 I just felt so... 693 00:40:43,030 --> 00:40:44,438 Stuck. 694 00:40:45,782 --> 00:40:49,014 Yeah. And then I saw you. 695 00:40:50,327 --> 00:40:52,086 Then I saw you. 696 00:40:52,822 --> 00:40:54,070 Who are you? 697 00:40:54,646 --> 00:40:55,831 I'm Guy. 698 00:40:55,862 --> 00:40:58,039 No, who are you really? 699 00:40:58,070 --> 00:40:58,869 Still Guy. 700 00:40:58,902 --> 00:41:03,510 All of this, leveling up so fast. 701 00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:06,005 Giving this whole world the finger. 702 00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,286 How are you pulling this off? 703 00:41:07,318 --> 00:41:10,197 I've never given anyone any of my fingers. 704 00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:11,990 You work at Soonami, don't you? 705 00:41:12,021 --> 00:41:13,751 - No. - You've got an inside track. 706 00:41:13,782 --> 00:41:15,414 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank. 707 00:41:15,445 --> 00:41:19,606 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank. 708 00:41:19,637 --> 00:41:21,143 Yes, I work at the bank. 709 00:41:21,175 --> 00:41:23,222 Where did you get that skin? 710 00:41:24,342 --> 00:41:26,005 It's always sort of been there. 711 00:41:26,039 --> 00:41:28,342 Why do people keep asking me that question? 712 00:41:28,373 --> 00:41:30,293 I don't know, why do they? 713 00:41:33,206 --> 00:41:36,213 No, no. Not doing that. I... 714 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:38,581 What's happening right now? 715 00:41:38,614 --> 00:41:40,469 I don't know, but I don't buy it. 716 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:41,782 No. 717 00:41:41,813 --> 00:41:43,670 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good. 718 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,079 - I'll let it go. - Yes. 719 00:41:45,496 --> 00:41:46,677 Great. 720 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:48,215 We all have our secrets, I guess. 721 00:41:48,246 --> 00:41:49,847 Yes, we do. 722 00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,471 Hey. 723 00:41:54,838 --> 00:41:56,695 Do you like ice cream? 724 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:59,831 I can't believe I've never been here. 725 00:41:59,862 --> 00:42:01,686 Well, it's sort of a secret. 726 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,335 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe. 727 00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:06,998 Yeah, it makes sense. 728 00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,614 No missions here. 729 00:42:10,646 --> 00:42:13,813 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. 730 00:42:13,847 --> 00:42:15,389 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world. 731 00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:16,510 We'll take two of the usual, please. 732 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,782 You got it, Guy. 733 00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:19,798 It's bubble gum flavor. 734 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,559 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 735 00:42:21,590 --> 00:42:22,614 Guy... 736 00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:25,655 Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. 737 00:42:25,686 --> 00:42:27,583 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? 738 00:42:27,606 --> 00:42:29,974 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. 739 00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:31,030 No, I do. 740 00:42:31,063 --> 00:42:32,416 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. 741 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,621 - No way. Here. - Yeah. 742 00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:35,222 - Cheers. - Cheers. 743 00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:36,471 Mmm. 744 00:42:36,501 --> 00:42:37,813 How good is that? 745 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:38,934 You can taste it? 746 00:42:38,965 --> 00:42:42,487 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise. 747 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,766 - Mmm-hmm? - Mmm. 748 00:42:45,016 --> 00:42:46,775 Coffee used to be my favorite food, 749 00:42:46,806 --> 00:42:49,269 but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering. 750 00:42:49,302 --> 00:42:51,286 What? 751 00:42:53,911 --> 00:42:56,693 Nothing. You're funny. 752 00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:59,255 - I am? - Yeah. 753 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:01,621 Weird funny. 754 00:43:01,653 --> 00:43:04,150 But that's kind of my speed. 755 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:06,231 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. 756 00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,181 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. 757 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,750 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? 758 00:43:09,782 --> 00:43:11,447 - Please. - Okay. 759 00:43:11,478 --> 00:43:15,990 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child... 760 00:43:16,021 --> 00:43:18,456 - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop. 761 00:43:18,487 --> 00:43:20,565 Stop! Where did you hear that? 762 00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:22,998 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver 763 00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:26,231 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone. 764 00:43:26,262 --> 00:43:27,958 Word of advice? 765 00:43:27,989 --> 00:43:31,126 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. 766 00:43:31,157 --> 00:43:32,213 Trolls? 767 00:43:32,246 --> 00:43:33,653 Is that a swing set? 768 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,222 Holy... 769 00:44:06,806 --> 00:44:09,047 Okay, this is too weird. 770 00:44:09,077 --> 00:44:12,023 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? 771 00:44:12,054 --> 00:44:14,391 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. 772 00:44:14,422 --> 00:44:15,766 I thought the same thing. 773 00:44:15,797 --> 00:44:18,806 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings. 774 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:22,070 Growing up in my family, it was... 775 00:44:22,101 --> 00:44:24,726 You don't wanna hear this. No. 776 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,806 Oh, I wanna hear everything. 777 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,405 Oh. 778 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,637 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great. 779 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:35,351 You had to win, and that pressure, you know, 780 00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:37,782 it was just constant. 781 00:44:37,813 --> 00:44:41,206 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing... 782 00:44:41,237 --> 00:44:42,422 You know that moment, 783 00:44:42,454 --> 00:44:46,231 that split second between rising and falling, 784 00:44:46,262 --> 00:44:48,382 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. 785 00:44:48,407 --> 00:44:49,398 In love. 786 00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,510 Free. What you said. Yeah. 787 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:56,280 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird? 788 00:44:57,496 --> 00:44:58,869 You want to kiss me? 789 00:45:00,311 --> 00:45:02,422 I wanna kiss you so badly. 790 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:03,862 You want to kiss me badly? 791 00:45:03,893 --> 00:45:05,237 - No! - No? 792 00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:07,096 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well. 793 00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:08,597 I mean, I'm an idiot, 794 00:45:08,630 --> 00:45:10,231 so I say things like an idiot sometimes. 795 00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,735 No, you're not. You're not. 796 00:45:11,766 --> 00:45:13,141 I mean, um, 797 00:45:14,005 --> 00:45:16,471 uh, if you know how to, go for it. 798 00:45:16,503 --> 00:45:17,782 I know how. 799 00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:19,934 Okay. 800 00:45:21,943 --> 00:45:23,478 Here it goes. 801 00:45:44,565 --> 00:45:48,887 That was so much better than ice cream. 802 00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:50,199 Whoa! 803 00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:51,797 I think someone's at the door. 804 00:45:51,829 --> 00:45:52,887 I'll say. 805 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,581 Well, this was great. 806 00:45:54,614 --> 00:45:57,719 - Yeah, it was. - Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? 807 00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:59,606 Yes. Definitely. 808 00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:01,173 Maybe in the real world. 809 00:46:01,206 --> 00:46:02,550 What? 810 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:03,925 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 811 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,398 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. 812 00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:08,503 Bye, Molotov. 813 00:46:08,536 --> 00:46:12,438 Hey... my real name is Millie. 814 00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:17,237 My real name continues to be Guy. 815 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:26,423 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! 816 00:46:26,454 --> 00:46:29,398 Millie! It's me, open up! 817 00:46:29,431 --> 00:46:31,702 - What? - You were right. 818 00:46:31,733 --> 00:46:33,653 - You were right. - Oh, come on in. 819 00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:36,215 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City 820 00:46:36,246 --> 00:46:38,806 and, Millie, it works. 821 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,471 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof. 822 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:42,454 Just forget about that for one second. 823 00:46:42,487 --> 00:46:44,630 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself, 824 00:46:44,664 --> 00:46:47,670 where characters would grow and change and feel real... 825 00:46:47,702 --> 00:46:48,822 - Yeah? - Worked. 826 00:46:48,856 --> 00:46:50,518 - Keys. - The AI worked. 827 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:53,846 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much. 828 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,797 And of course it doesn't look the same. 829 00:46:55,831 --> 00:46:58,646 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns, 830 00:46:58,677 --> 00:47:01,302 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do. 831 00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:05,974 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code. 832 00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,583 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further 833 00:47:07,606 --> 00:47:08,951 than we thought was even possible. 834 00:47:08,983 --> 00:47:11,157 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin? 835 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:14,679 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy... 836 00:47:14,710 --> 00:47:15,766 Yeah? 837 00:47:15,797 --> 00:47:17,559 Is not a player. 838 00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:20,440 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. 839 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,581 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. 840 00:47:22,614 --> 00:47:26,710 He is the first real artificial intelligence. 841 00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:29,847 - No! No. - I know. 842 00:47:29,878 --> 00:47:31,222 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 843 00:47:31,253 --> 00:47:32,791 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy. 844 00:47:32,822 --> 00:47:34,014 - One who has been... - Your Guy? 845 00:47:34,038 --> 00:47:35,382 - Holy... - This is a good thing. 846 00:47:35,414 --> 00:47:36,726 No, it's really bad. 847 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,181 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be. 848 00:47:40,213 --> 00:47:42,262 We did it, Mills. 849 00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:46,166 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened. 850 00:47:46,199 --> 00:47:49,878 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives? 851 00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:52,030 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error. 852 00:47:52,054 --> 00:47:54,293 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that. 853 00:47:54,326 --> 00:47:56,469 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning. 854 00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:58,902 And the Bombshell character in the game 855 00:47:58,934 --> 00:48:01,686 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment 856 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,318 of gender roles, the patriarchy... 857 00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:05,407 It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good. 858 00:48:05,431 --> 00:48:06,710 Millie, we have to celebrate! 859 00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:08,159 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? 860 00:48:08,182 --> 00:48:10,869 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me! 861 00:48:12,215 --> 00:48:13,717 So, yeah. 862 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,550 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you? 863 00:48:18,581 --> 00:48:19,581 Guy. 864 00:48:20,630 --> 00:48:21,782 Guy? 865 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:26,134 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in like forever 866 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:28,853 and of course he's not even real! 867 00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:30,295 Uh, there's not a button for that. 868 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,565 Oh, he found the button. 869 00:48:32,597 --> 00:48:33,942 - Okay. - Yeah. 870 00:48:33,974 --> 00:48:36,405 - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot? 871 00:48:36,438 --> 00:48:38,199 And surprisingly curious. 872 00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:41,688 You let an artificially intelligent 873 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,293 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay, 874 00:48:43,318 --> 00:48:44,311 can you just stop saying it like that? 875 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:45,373 And then you thought that would be... 876 00:48:45,398 --> 00:48:47,094 Because you have got to meet him, Keys. 877 00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:50,070 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome. 878 00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:52,311 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud. 879 00:48:52,342 --> 00:48:56,311 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four. 880 00:48:57,431 --> 00:48:59,007 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. 881 00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:00,855 Wow, you just made that really creepy. 882 00:49:02,295 --> 00:49:04,318 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this, 883 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,998 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. 884 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,023 What? 885 00:49:08,054 --> 00:49:09,878 Oh, my God, if they see this... 886 00:49:09,911 --> 00:49:11,094 - What? What is it? - Oh! 887 00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:13,014 Antwan. What else? 888 00:49:13,045 --> 00:49:15,382 He's lying. He lied about using our code, 889 00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:17,693 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. 890 00:49:17,717 --> 00:49:19,159 I think he's lying about Free City 1. 891 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:20,407 What are you talking about? 892 00:49:20,438 --> 00:49:23,862 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... 893 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,206 I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. 894 00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:27,606 Free City 2 is not an update... 895 00:49:27,637 --> 00:49:29,110 - It's a replacement. - Exactly. 896 00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:30,719 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday... 897 00:49:30,742 --> 00:49:34,101 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted. 898 00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:35,766 He can't do that. 899 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,806 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane. 900 00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:43,255 We're screwed. 901 00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:45,717 Maybe not. 902 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,894 If we can find our original build in the game, 903 00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:50,646 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it. 904 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:53,014 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches. 905 00:49:53,047 --> 00:49:54,293 We have 48 hours. 906 00:49:54,326 --> 00:49:55,894 I've looked, Keys. You know I have. 907 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:57,110 I know you have. 908 00:49:57,141 --> 00:49:59,606 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy, 909 00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:01,077 maybe he can help? 910 00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:03,351 That would mean I'd have to tell him. 911 00:50:03,382 --> 00:50:06,327 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches. 912 00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:09,463 His whole world's about to end. 913 00:50:09,494 --> 00:50:11,702 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it? 914 00:50:13,653 --> 00:50:15,831 - Here you go. - Thank you. 915 00:50:15,862 --> 00:50:17,878 - You got it. - Guy? 916 00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:19,157 Hey! Hi! 917 00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,663 Guy, we need to talk. 918 00:50:20,695 --> 00:50:23,351 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? 919 00:50:23,382 --> 00:50:24,375 British. 920 00:50:24,407 --> 00:50:26,869 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one. 921 00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:28,407 I turned off the accent filter. 922 00:50:29,717 --> 00:50:30,934 This is me. 923 00:50:31,286 --> 00:50:32,311 Good. 924 00:50:32,342 --> 00:50:34,422 Look, I have to tell you something really important. 925 00:50:34,454 --> 00:50:35,702 Are you married? 926 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:36,534 No. 927 00:50:36,565 --> 00:50:39,766 Oh, God. 928 00:50:39,798 --> 00:50:41,782 That would have been like the worst thing ever. 929 00:50:41,815 --> 00:50:43,639 Maybe not the worst thing. 930 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,077 Huh. 931 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,742 I have to show you something. 932 00:50:47,862 --> 00:50:49,014 Okay. 933 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:54,998 Wow! 934 00:50:55,030 --> 00:50:57,014 I always wondered what was in here. 935 00:50:57,047 --> 00:50:59,351 Tune in to the Kill Cam 936 00:50:59,382 --> 00:51:00,791 for more of today's highlights 937 00:51:00,822 --> 00:51:04,822 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City. 938 00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:06,389 Has anyone seen my cat? 939 00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:10,965 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats. 940 00:51:10,998 --> 00:51:14,614 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy. 941 00:51:14,646 --> 00:51:16,567 I don't get it. What is this place? 942 00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:21,014 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game. 943 00:51:21,047 --> 00:51:23,445 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game. 944 00:51:23,478 --> 00:51:25,302 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop. 945 00:51:25,335 --> 00:51:26,679 Yes, you're right, I did. 946 00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:30,389 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game. 947 00:51:30,422 --> 00:51:33,719 It's a video game. And that's all it is. 948 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:36,599 So the entire world is a game? 949 00:51:36,630 --> 00:51:37,686 Yes. 950 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,606 And we're all just players in the game? 951 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,813 Not exactly. 952 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:44,150 I'm a player. 953 00:51:44,182 --> 00:51:47,670 All these people here are players. We live in the real world. 954 00:51:47,702 --> 00:51:49,365 But you only exist here. 955 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:52,054 It's why you can never leave Free City. 956 00:51:52,086 --> 00:51:53,911 You're what we call an NPC. 957 00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,126 NPC. 958 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:58,070 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit, 959 00:51:58,101 --> 00:51:59,326 they called me that. What is an NPC? 960 00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:00,726 - Let's take... - Just watch. 961 00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,166 Another look at that leaderboard. 962 00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:03,422 Everybody get down on the ground! 963 00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:04,853 Nobody try to be a hero. 964 00:52:04,885 --> 00:52:06,327 This will all be over soon. 965 00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:07,543 I don't understand. 966 00:52:07,574 --> 00:52:09,847 You're a non-player character. 967 00:52:09,878 --> 00:52:12,181 - Non... - A background person. 968 00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:15,510 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people. 969 00:52:15,543 --> 00:52:17,655 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second. 970 00:52:17,686 --> 00:52:18,974 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight. 971 00:52:18,998 --> 00:52:21,045 I just wanna fully understand here. 972 00:52:21,077 --> 00:52:23,510 So, I'm fake? 973 00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:26,838 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character, 974 00:52:26,869 --> 00:52:30,871 I'm just this idiot who's in the background? 975 00:52:30,902 --> 00:52:34,135 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you. 976 00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:37,365 You only think that because it's in your programming. 977 00:52:43,318 --> 00:52:45,335 Guy, I need you to listen to me. 978 00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:48,085 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good. 979 00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:50,710 When this sequel launches, this whole city, 980 00:52:50,742 --> 00:52:53,014 you, all the people in it who aren't players, 981 00:52:53,047 --> 00:52:54,463 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen. 982 00:52:54,487 --> 00:52:57,431 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more. 983 00:52:57,463 --> 00:52:59,572 And then I saw you. 984 00:52:59,606 --> 00:53:02,614 And I knew I was right. I was right! 985 00:53:03,510 --> 00:53:05,911 And for a second, I felt amazing. 986 00:53:05,942 --> 00:53:07,766 - I know. - Except you don't know. 987 00:53:07,798 --> 00:53:10,583 Because we're not the same. 988 00:53:10,614 --> 00:53:12,126 Isn't that what you said? You said that. 989 00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:14,327 We're not the same. 990 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:15,829 You're real. 991 00:53:16,534 --> 00:53:18,166 And I'm what? I'm what? 992 00:53:21,909 --> 00:53:22,998 You're not. 993 00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:27,925 You're not. 994 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:31,543 Well, I may not be real, but for a second there... 995 00:53:31,574 --> 00:53:33,367 I felt pretty alive. 996 00:54:32,630 --> 00:54:35,733 It's all a lie! 997 00:54:40,789 --> 00:54:42,775 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday. 998 00:54:42,806 --> 00:54:45,333 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo. 999 00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,382 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it. 1000 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,565 Until it crushes your soul. 1001 00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:51,958 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my... 1002 00:54:51,990 --> 00:54:53,911 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them. 1003 00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:57,813 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door. 1004 00:54:57,847 --> 00:55:00,085 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another, 1005 00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:03,382 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks. 1006 00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:05,623 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis. 1007 00:55:06,135 --> 00:55:07,670 No thumbs! 1008 00:55:07,702 --> 00:55:11,253 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it? 1009 00:55:11,286 --> 00:55:15,639 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter! 1010 00:55:15,670 --> 00:55:18,454 That building, that's fake! This street... 1011 00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:19,958 It's fake! 1012 00:55:19,989 --> 00:55:21,047 That car... 1013 00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:28,342 Officer Johnny! 1014 00:55:28,373 --> 00:55:30,166 Have a good one, Guy. 1015 00:55:37,686 --> 00:55:39,190 Oh, hey, uh... 1016 00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:41,813 Come in. 1017 00:55:51,318 --> 00:55:52,759 Here you go. 1018 00:55:52,789 --> 00:55:53,789 Thank you. 1019 00:55:54,806 --> 00:55:55,925 Buddy, 1020 00:55:55,958 --> 00:56:01,173 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real? 1021 00:56:02,485 --> 00:56:03,541 What do you mean? 1022 00:56:04,213 --> 00:56:05,269 Pretend with me. 1023 00:56:05,302 --> 00:56:06,806 Okay, so... 1024 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:08,693 Can I pretend I'm a ghost? 1025 00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:11,126 Sure. 1026 00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,327 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? 1027 00:56:14,358 --> 00:56:15,487 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? 1028 00:56:15,510 --> 00:56:17,152 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. 1029 00:56:17,175 --> 00:56:18,494 But even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. 1030 00:56:18,518 --> 00:56:20,438 Let's move on from the concept, okay? 1031 00:56:20,951 --> 00:56:22,871 Got it. 1032 00:56:22,902 --> 00:56:25,878 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed, 1033 00:56:25,911 --> 00:56:27,478 - but I get it. - Yeah. 1034 00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:31,893 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend. 1035 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,376 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real? 1036 00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:38,327 I'm sorry. "So what?" 1037 00:56:38,358 --> 00:56:39,351 Yeah. So what? 1038 00:56:39,382 --> 00:56:41,237 But if you're not real, 1039 00:56:41,271 --> 00:56:43,735 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters? 1040 00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:46,646 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here 1041 00:56:46,679 --> 00:56:50,422 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. 1042 00:56:50,454 --> 00:56:54,998 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is. 1043 00:56:56,086 --> 00:57:01,045 Right here, right now. This moment is real. 1044 00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:04,855 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love? 1045 00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:09,655 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is. 1046 00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:14,581 Do you know the other security guards? 1047 00:57:14,614 --> 00:57:16,086 I know 'em all. Why? 1048 00:57:16,726 --> 00:57:18,389 Hey, Buddy... 1049 00:57:18,422 --> 00:57:20,342 let's not have a good day... 1050 00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:22,967 let's have a great day. 1051 00:57:24,311 --> 00:57:25,590 Guy, what are we doin' here? 1052 00:57:25,623 --> 00:57:28,182 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie. 1053 00:57:28,215 --> 00:57:29,846 Does this look intimidating? 1054 00:57:29,878 --> 00:57:32,181 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing? 1055 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,655 You have something I want. 1056 00:57:41,686 --> 00:57:43,414 And you're gonna hand it over. 1057 00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:46,869 How'd you get in here? 1058 00:57:46,902 --> 00:57:49,014 Easy. I know your security guard. 1059 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:50,742 Jimmy? 1060 00:57:50,773 --> 00:57:51,773 His name is Luigi. 1061 00:57:51,798 --> 00:57:53,503 So if you took some time to learn his name... 1062 00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:55,253 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick. 1063 00:57:55,286 --> 00:57:58,936 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me. 1064 00:57:58,965 --> 00:58:00,661 Wait a minute, are you... 1065 00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:02,742 Are you Blue Shirt Guy? 1066 00:58:02,775 --> 00:58:04,213 Yeah, maybe. 1067 00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:06,806 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! 1068 00:58:06,838 --> 00:58:07,927 - Yeah. - I love you. 1069 00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:09,431 - You do? - I mean... 1070 00:58:09,463 --> 00:58:10,773 I'm like a fan. You're awesome. 1071 00:58:10,806 --> 00:58:12,085 You can have anything you want. 1072 00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:13,079 Wait, hold on one second. 1073 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,159 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. 1074 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,471 I'm here with Guy. 1075 00:58:16,503 --> 00:58:18,869 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me. 1076 00:58:18,902 --> 00:58:19,960 Can I get a little... 1077 00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:23,061 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What? 1078 00:58:23,094 --> 00:58:24,735 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is... 1079 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,262 Guy's looking for a clip... 1080 00:58:26,293 --> 00:58:29,014 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level. 1081 00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:32,213 Who are you talking to? 1082 00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:34,869 I'm sorry. 1083 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:38,070 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line. 1084 00:58:38,101 --> 00:58:39,101 Right? 1085 00:58:39,126 --> 00:58:41,527 You're good. Oh, anyway... 1086 00:58:41,557 --> 00:58:44,920 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1087 00:58:44,952 --> 00:58:46,038 Her name's Millie. 1088 00:58:46,070 --> 00:58:48,182 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie. 1089 00:58:48,213 --> 00:58:49,846 I think it's going really well. 1090 00:58:49,878 --> 00:58:52,822 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster. 1091 00:58:52,853 --> 00:58:54,358 Totally. Right? 1092 00:58:54,389 --> 00:58:57,431 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. 1093 00:58:57,463 --> 00:58:58,934 And I never found it again. 1094 00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:00,574 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. 1095 00:59:00,597 --> 00:59:02,039 But it's all here, check it out. 1096 00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:04,663 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world. 1097 00:59:04,693 --> 00:59:06,869 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. 1098 00:59:06,902 --> 00:59:10,231 Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? 1099 00:59:10,262 --> 00:59:11,677 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. 1100 00:59:11,702 --> 00:59:13,333 Just say my catchphrase. 1101 00:59:13,367 --> 00:59:14,974 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it. 1102 00:59:14,998 --> 00:59:16,726 I love banana cream sandwiches. 1103 00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:17,789 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. 1104 00:59:17,813 --> 00:59:19,253 Yeah, this one. 1105 00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:20,989 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" 1106 00:59:21,014 --> 00:59:23,320 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? 1107 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,405 You know what time it is? 1108 00:59:24,438 --> 00:59:25,494 You know what time it is? 1109 00:59:25,527 --> 00:59:26,677 You know what time it is? 1110 00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:28,119 You know what time it is? 1111 00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:29,623 You know what time it is? 1112 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:31,829 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah. 1113 00:59:31,862 --> 00:59:32,920 It's crime o'cl... 1114 00:59:32,951 --> 00:59:34,206 But, no, I can't say that. That's... 1115 00:59:34,231 --> 00:59:36,213 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. 1116 00:59:36,246 --> 00:59:38,134 - All right, you know what time it is? - No. 1117 00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:40,086 It's crime o'cl... Mom! 1118 00:59:40,117 --> 00:59:41,590 Mom! Are you serious with the... 1119 00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:42,871 vacuum right now? 1120 00:59:42,902 --> 00:59:44,983 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my... 1121 00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:46,485 catchphrase! Everybody's watching! 1122 00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:47,670 - God! - You're 22, 1123 00:59:47,702 --> 00:59:49,335 living in my house, there is no God! 1124 00:59:49,365 --> 00:59:50,422 Sorry, Guy. 1125 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:53,461 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. 1126 00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:55,190 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. 1127 00:59:55,222 --> 00:59:57,021 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. 1128 00:59:57,045 --> 00:59:59,286 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! 1129 00:59:59,318 --> 01:00:01,463 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. 1130 01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:03,702 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. 1131 01:00:03,735 --> 01:00:05,173 What? What'd you say? 1132 01:00:07,702 --> 01:00:08,887 That's deep. 1133 01:00:08,918 --> 01:00:09,847 No, it's not. 1134 01:00:09,878 --> 01:00:11,101 That's like I can taste you, deep. 1135 01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:14,869 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. 1136 01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:15,925 I know what you want. 1137 01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,016 I don't want that. 1138 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,070 Yeah, you do. 1139 01:00:18,103 --> 01:00:19,253 That's touching. 1140 01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:20,534 - They're touching. - Yeah. 1141 01:00:21,016 --> 01:00:22,262 I know what you want. 1142 01:00:22,293 --> 01:00:23,574 Yes, I do. 1143 01:00:23,606 --> 01:00:26,134 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. 1144 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:27,893 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. 1145 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:29,782 The way you move, it's almost dirty. 1146 01:00:29,813 --> 01:00:31,070 What about a little Thanos Glove... 1147 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:34,710 into a little bit of Thanos Snap? 1148 01:00:34,742 --> 01:00:36,574 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. 1149 01:00:36,597 --> 01:00:37,782 A little Sunday Drive. 1150 01:00:37,813 --> 01:00:39,478 You have a beautiful home. 1151 01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:42,742 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons. 1152 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,271 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. 1153 01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:47,286 Mom! Do not touch that sock! 1154 01:00:47,318 --> 01:00:49,045 I swear to God, if you touch that sock... 1155 01:00:49,077 --> 01:00:51,094 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! 1156 01:00:51,126 --> 01:00:54,360 No! That's my special sock! Put it down! 1157 01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:00,887 Millie, please. 1158 01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:03,255 Please wake up from your standing coma. 1159 01:01:03,286 --> 01:01:05,590 Look, I know this world is just a game to you 1160 01:01:05,623 --> 01:01:07,637 and you can come and go, but to me... 1161 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,166 this place, these people, that's all I have. 1162 01:01:10,197 --> 01:01:12,246 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that... 1163 01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:14,775 but you gotta wake up, please. 1164 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,534 Millie, I'm sorry for running away. 1165 01:01:16,567 --> 01:01:18,230 Guy? 1166 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:21,302 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. 1167 01:01:21,335 --> 01:01:22,485 I know, I know. 1168 01:01:22,518 --> 01:01:24,119 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1169 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,527 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. 1170 01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:28,471 We're done with that. 1171 01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:31,190 I got you a present. 1172 01:01:32,213 --> 01:01:33,527 I didn't have time to wrap it. 1173 01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:35,606 What? 1174 01:01:43,576 --> 01:01:46,550 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. 1175 01:01:46,581 --> 01:01:51,000 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. 1176 01:01:51,030 --> 01:01:54,391 I used to shoot all the secondary characters 1177 01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:56,056 when I was bored, you know? 1178 01:01:56,085 --> 01:01:59,318 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. 1179 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:02,101 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? 1180 01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,054 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' 1181 01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:05,717 about NPCs and how I play the game. 1182 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:09,847 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy. 1183 01:02:09,878 --> 01:02:11,927 He's also a really cute guy. 1184 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,885 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing. 1185 01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:15,829 And, honestly, it's got me realizing... 1186 01:02:15,864 --> 01:02:18,454 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. 1187 01:02:18,487 --> 01:02:20,407 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? 1188 01:02:20,438 --> 01:02:22,231 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. 1189 01:02:22,262 --> 01:02:24,567 He's like an icon. Is that the right word? 1190 01:02:24,599 --> 01:02:26,710 Like, he reminds us of what's possible. 1191 01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:28,054 Also, he's like crazy hot. 1192 01:02:28,086 --> 01:02:31,061 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. 1193 01:02:31,094 --> 01:02:32,541 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. 1194 01:02:32,565 --> 01:02:33,813 Maybe we just stop the killing. 1195 01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:36,280 He's dead! You hear me? 1196 01:02:36,311 --> 01:02:37,813 The guy, put him up here. 1197 01:02:37,847 --> 01:02:40,246 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. 1198 01:02:40,277 --> 01:02:43,862 Make me see him. There he is. 1199 01:02:43,894 --> 01:02:46,327 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. 1200 01:02:46,358 --> 01:02:47,800 I thought you liked Blue Shirt. 1201 01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:49,494 Don't say words to me! 1202 01:02:49,527 --> 01:02:52,630 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. 1203 01:02:52,663 --> 01:02:53,726 You know what they're not doing, guys? 1204 01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,030 Buying Free City 2. 1205 01:02:55,061 --> 01:02:57,175 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 1206 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:58,869 60. That's bad. 1207 01:02:58,902 --> 01:03:01,494 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch. 1208 01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:03,733 Yeah, he's gone viral. 1209 01:03:03,766 --> 01:03:06,838 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time! 1210 01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:10,038 Inoperable! 1211 01:03:10,070 --> 01:03:11,358 You know, this whole good guy routine... 1212 01:03:11,382 --> 01:03:14,197 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. 1213 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,695 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. 1214 01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:17,878 You can't. 1215 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:19,543 Oh, I'm sorry, what? 1216 01:03:19,574 --> 01:03:20,885 You can't. 1217 01:03:20,918 --> 01:03:21,942 Why not? 1218 01:03:21,974 --> 01:03:24,565 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. 1219 01:03:24,597 --> 01:03:26,358 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit 1220 01:03:26,389 --> 01:03:28,438 about a self-aware NPC is real? 1221 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,606 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real. 1222 01:03:32,501 --> 01:03:34,550 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 1223 01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:38,902 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1224 01:03:38,934 --> 01:03:41,141 What to do? What to do? Got it. 1225 01:03:42,677 --> 01:03:44,088 And kip-up! 1226 01:03:47,478 --> 01:03:48,864 So we can't kick him out of the game. 1227 01:03:48,887 --> 01:03:51,894 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on. 1228 01:03:51,927 --> 01:03:53,494 Hit me. Ideas. 1229 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:55,094 You could just reboot the server. 1230 01:03:55,157 --> 01:03:56,117 Keep talking. 1231 01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:57,590 If we reboot the server... 1232 01:03:57,623 --> 01:04:00,726 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy. 1233 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,806 - Solution. - Antwan. 1234 01:04:02,838 --> 01:04:04,224 Antwan, you're talking about terminating... 1235 01:04:04,248 --> 01:04:05,949 the first confirmed artificially intelligent 1236 01:04:05,974 --> 01:04:07,061 life-form right now, okay? 1237 01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:08,791 Honey, honey. Shush. 1238 01:04:09,525 --> 01:04:10,902 He's losing me money. 1239 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:14,262 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader. 1240 01:04:14,295 --> 01:04:15,735 Terminate him. Reboot. 1241 01:04:15,768 --> 01:04:17,655 - On it. - You can't do that. 1242 01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:18,688 Reboot! 1243 01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,838 Order up and drown your bloodlust... 1244 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:33,431 with a tall glass of murder juice. 1245 01:04:33,463 --> 01:04:35,445 Here's this week's highlights. 1246 01:04:35,478 --> 01:04:37,653 He's very expressive with his body. 1247 01:04:37,686 --> 01:04:38,581 Clearly. 1248 01:04:38,614 --> 01:04:39,768 What is that? 1249 01:04:39,798 --> 01:04:41,237 It's a whole new world over there. 1250 01:04:41,269 --> 01:04:42,775 Some kinda paradise and shit. 1251 01:04:42,806 --> 01:04:44,150 Oh, my God, that's it. 1252 01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:48,438 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game. 1253 01:04:48,471 --> 01:04:50,679 You have no idea how long I've waited for this. 1254 01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:52,215 I've seen this place. 1255 01:04:52,248 --> 01:04:53,494 What? 1256 01:04:58,967 --> 01:05:00,215 Yeah. 1257 01:05:00,246 --> 01:05:02,367 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it? 1258 01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:08,213 Millie? Millie? 1259 01:05:51,349 --> 01:05:53,525 We're dark. Free City is offline. 1260 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,775 What is happening? 1261 01:06:07,414 --> 01:06:08,885 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt. 1262 01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:11,159 No, no, no. 1263 01:06:29,014 --> 01:06:30,358 It's okay. Come on. 1264 01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:37,590 Come on. 1265 01:06:37,621 --> 01:06:40,023 Come on, come on, come on. 1266 01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:46,742 Good morning, Goldie. 1267 01:06:51,030 --> 01:06:53,623 Front of warm, dry gunfire... 1268 01:06:53,655 --> 01:06:55,478 mixed with late afternoon stabbings... 1269 01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:57,277 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents... 1270 01:06:57,302 --> 01:06:59,094 by early Tuesday night. 1271 01:06:59,126 --> 01:07:01,974 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast? 1272 01:07:02,007 --> 01:07:03,478 Nobody knows. 1273 01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:05,206 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1274 01:07:05,237 --> 01:07:06,389 Guy, can we talk? 1275 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:07,679 How does the sunglass girl know your name? 1276 01:07:07,702 --> 01:07:08,503 I don't know. Keep walking. 1277 01:07:08,534 --> 01:07:10,038 Come on, Guy! You know me. 1278 01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:11,989 You know this. 1279 01:07:12,021 --> 01:07:13,822 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before. 1280 01:07:13,846 --> 01:07:15,478 I need to know where. 1281 01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:17,278 The data's been erased, but it's in your head. 1282 01:07:17,302 --> 01:07:20,757 Please try to remember. This is really important. 1283 01:07:20,789 --> 01:07:24,119 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings? 1284 01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:25,557 Oh, my Guy loves swings. 1285 01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:27,485 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there. 1286 01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,759 - Have you been? - Yes. 1287 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:30,103 We had bubble gum ice cream. 1288 01:07:30,135 --> 01:07:32,887 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream! 1289 01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:34,295 He loves the bubble gum ice cream. 1290 01:07:34,327 --> 01:07:36,407 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember? 1291 01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:39,925 Please, Guy, you're all I've got. 1292 01:07:43,733 --> 01:07:47,318 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy. 1293 01:07:47,351 --> 01:07:49,847 Don't have a good day, have a great day. 1294 01:08:03,255 --> 01:08:04,246 Hello? 1295 01:08:04,278 --> 01:08:05,911 I might've found something. 1296 01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:08,565 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there... 1297 01:08:08,597 --> 01:08:10,581 even now, after the wipe. 1298 01:08:10,612 --> 01:08:12,181 What's the point? 1299 01:08:12,215 --> 01:08:14,398 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that. 1300 01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:15,998 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over. 1301 01:08:16,021 --> 01:08:18,679 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right? 1302 01:08:18,711 --> 01:08:21,591 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding... 1303 01:08:21,622 --> 01:08:23,774 you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that. 1304 01:08:23,798 --> 01:08:26,295 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed. 1305 01:08:26,327 --> 01:08:28,534 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything. 1306 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,710 Just look at the trace log I sent you. 1307 01:08:30,742 --> 01:08:32,341 It'll explain everything. 1308 01:08:45,430 --> 01:08:47,029 Now, from the beginning... 1309 01:08:47,061 --> 01:08:49,751 Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be, 1310 01:08:49,783 --> 01:08:51,671 thanks to our code. 1311 01:08:51,703 --> 01:08:55,158 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop. 1312 01:08:55,190 --> 01:08:59,095 And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why? 1313 01:08:59,126 --> 01:09:01,302 And then I remembered. 1314 01:09:01,335 --> 01:09:04,470 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn. 1315 01:09:04,502 --> 01:09:08,439 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person. 1316 01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,679 It was essentially the building blocks of the character. 1317 01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:14,837 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams." 1318 01:09:14,869 --> 01:09:16,756 So I had to base this girl off of someone... 1319 01:09:16,789 --> 01:09:20,215 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day? 1320 01:09:20,246 --> 01:09:21,301 You. 1321 01:09:21,335 --> 01:09:22,838 But then, one day... 1322 01:09:22,869 --> 01:09:25,365 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you... 1323 01:09:25,396 --> 01:09:26,774 he can never be the same. 1324 01:09:26,806 --> 01:09:30,550 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive... 1325 01:09:30,582 --> 01:09:33,367 until eventually, he is alive. 1326 01:09:34,551 --> 01:09:36,470 You changed him, Millie. 1327 01:09:36,502 --> 01:09:40,854 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again. 1328 01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:43,158 You brought him to life, Millie. 1329 01:09:44,215 --> 01:09:46,070 You brought him to life. 1330 01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:48,502 And he was alive because he met the one person... 1331 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:51,479 Don't have a good day... 1332 01:09:52,277 --> 01:09:53,622 have a great day. 1333 01:09:53,654 --> 01:09:55,030 Thank you. 1334 01:09:55,061 --> 01:09:56,502 Take care. 1335 01:09:56,534 --> 01:09:58,101 Everybody down on the ground! 1336 01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:00,565 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon. 1337 01:10:00,599 --> 01:10:01,622 Okay. 1338 01:10:01,654 --> 01:10:03,222 Everybody except you. 1339 01:10:06,582 --> 01:10:08,310 Door, door, door. I got it. 1340 01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:09,590 Please, I have a goldfish. 1341 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:10,903 Look, I don't have long. 1342 01:10:10,935 --> 01:10:12,926 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me. 1343 01:10:12,949 --> 01:10:14,751 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that? 1344 01:10:14,774 --> 01:10:15,935 There is something inside you, Guy. 1345 01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:17,246 What? I don't want anything inside of me. 1346 01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:18,679 They stuck you in that bank and... 1347 01:10:18,710 --> 01:10:19,806 - expected you to just follow the rules... - I love the bank. 1348 01:10:19,831 --> 01:10:20,926 And do the same thing every day. 1349 01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:21,942 You are so much more than that. 1350 01:10:21,975 --> 01:10:23,038 I don't wanna be more than that. 1351 01:10:23,063 --> 01:10:24,631 No, and I need you to remember it. 1352 01:10:24,662 --> 01:10:26,813 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name? 1353 01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:28,054 Put these on. 1354 01:10:28,087 --> 01:10:29,341 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do. 1355 01:10:29,365 --> 01:10:31,636 True. The choice is totally yours. 1356 01:10:31,671 --> 01:10:33,399 Okay. Okay. Fine. 1357 01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:39,829 What is that? 1358 01:10:39,863 --> 01:10:41,783 What are these? Trick glasses or something? 1359 01:10:41,814 --> 01:10:42,646 Listen carefully. 1360 01:10:42,679 --> 01:10:45,462 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know, 1361 01:10:45,494 --> 01:10:47,862 it's all gonna disappear for good. 1362 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,302 Can you please just let me go? 1363 01:10:49,335 --> 01:10:50,909 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face. 1364 01:10:50,934 --> 01:10:52,190 I mean, I've seen the general area, 1365 01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:53,886 but I'm not really good with descriptive words. 1366 01:10:53,911 --> 01:10:55,390 Not really good with words in general. 1367 01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,006 - Screw it. - What? Oh! 1368 01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,542 I remember. 1369 01:11:36,565 --> 01:11:38,454 Welcome back. 1370 01:11:38,485 --> 01:11:41,335 No. I remember everything. 1371 01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:43,734 Come with me. 1372 01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:46,869 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why. 1373 01:11:50,038 --> 01:11:51,670 Do you see that? 1374 01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:53,207 Right there. 1375 01:11:53,686 --> 01:11:55,158 Oh, my God. 1376 01:11:56,310 --> 01:11:57,782 Oh, my God! 1377 01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:01,302 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible... 1378 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:04,375 but he forgot to scrub the reflections. 1379 01:12:04,405 --> 01:12:07,127 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it. 1380 01:12:07,158 --> 01:12:08,926 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need. 1381 01:12:08,949 --> 01:12:11,894 You can't go past the water line. I tried. 1382 01:12:11,926 --> 01:12:13,846 We need help. 1383 01:12:13,878 --> 01:12:15,863 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight 1384 01:12:15,895 --> 01:12:18,101 in the one place no one can even get to. 1385 01:12:18,136 --> 01:12:19,382 I can't even believe 1386 01:12:19,413 --> 01:12:20,181 he's smart enough to be this diabolical. 1387 01:12:20,213 --> 01:12:21,654 Keys, I need you to focus. 1388 01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:25,207 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon. 1389 01:12:25,238 --> 01:12:27,319 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach. 1390 01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:29,949 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh? 1391 01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:31,286 We're gonna need a bridge. 1392 01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:33,407 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest. 1393 01:12:33,430 --> 01:12:34,743 And, Millie? 1394 01:12:35,126 --> 01:12:36,376 Be careful. 1395 01:12:36,407 --> 01:12:38,175 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 1396 01:12:38,198 --> 01:12:41,021 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you. 1397 01:12:41,046 --> 01:12:42,519 You're right. 1398 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,302 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see... 1399 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,805 well, I have an idea. 1400 01:12:46,838 --> 01:12:48,565 What if he has nothing to throw? 1401 01:12:50,198 --> 01:12:52,983 Everyone! Gather around! 1402 01:12:54,421 --> 01:12:55,894 Thank you for coming. 1403 01:12:56,536 --> 01:12:57,943 Now, you know me, I'm Guy. 1404 01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:59,511 Hi, Guy. 1405 01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:01,622 Hi. 1406 01:13:01,654 --> 01:13:04,533 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand. 1407 01:13:05,238 --> 01:13:06,679 Really hard to understand. 1408 01:13:08,310 --> 01:13:11,479 But, are you sick of living in the background? 1409 01:13:12,662 --> 01:13:14,422 Aren't you sick of being shot at? 1410 01:13:14,454 --> 01:13:15,445 Enough. 1411 01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:16,951 - Taken hostage? - No more. 1412 01:13:16,983 --> 01:13:18,262 - Run over? - We done with that. 1413 01:13:18,295 --> 01:13:20,567 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield? 1414 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:22,135 We are tired of being stabbed! 1415 01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:23,351 - Buddy! - Sorry. 1416 01:13:23,382 --> 01:13:24,949 What are you trying to say, Guy? 1417 01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:28,086 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way. 1418 01:13:28,118 --> 01:13:29,207 Things can be different. 1419 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,422 Different how? 1420 01:13:30,453 --> 01:13:34,006 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah. 1421 01:13:35,605 --> 01:13:38,327 There you go. You got it. Yeah. 1422 01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:39,831 Keep pushing. There you go. 1423 01:13:39,862 --> 01:13:40,863 Breathe through it. There you go. 1424 01:13:40,886 --> 01:13:41,943 Do it. Do it. Do it. 1425 01:13:41,974 --> 01:13:43,511 No, not gonna happen. Nope. 1426 01:13:43,542 --> 01:13:44,823 That feels unnatural. 1427 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,029 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun? 1428 01:13:47,063 --> 01:13:49,336 Having my arms up is just a real time saver. 1429 01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:54,039 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come? 1430 01:13:54,072 --> 01:13:55,478 - What? - What? 1431 01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:56,886 There's always a guy with a gun. 1432 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,710 So many guys with guns. 1433 01:13:58,742 --> 01:14:02,198 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary? 1434 01:14:03,445 --> 01:14:05,046 What if we can change it? 1435 01:14:05,078 --> 01:14:10,069 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world? 1436 01:14:10,103 --> 01:14:11,255 Hardly ever, Guy. 1437 01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:13,365 What about corpses, Millie? 1438 01:14:13,398 --> 01:14:14,462 - What? - You see a lot of those? 1439 01:14:14,487 --> 01:14:15,989 How many an hour? 1440 01:14:16,021 --> 01:14:17,398 None per hour, Guy. 1441 01:14:17,430 --> 01:14:19,190 What about gun violence? 1442 01:14:19,221 --> 01:14:20,822 See a lot of gun violence in your world? 1443 01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:24,247 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem. 1444 01:14:25,911 --> 01:14:26,966 I didn't see that coming. 1445 01:14:26,997 --> 01:14:29,238 It's true. It really sucks. 1446 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:33,654 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives. 1447 01:14:34,359 --> 01:14:36,086 We can be whatever we want. 1448 01:14:36,118 --> 01:14:37,783 We can't all be you, Guy. 1449 01:14:37,814 --> 01:14:38,966 That's not true. 1450 01:14:40,216 --> 01:14:43,413 What's inside of me is inside of you, too. 1451 01:14:43,447 --> 01:14:44,630 What? 1452 01:14:44,662 --> 01:14:47,222 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing. 1453 01:14:47,253 --> 01:14:50,519 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make... 1454 01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:51,550 A cappuccino. 1455 01:14:51,576 --> 01:14:53,333 A goddamn difference in the world. 1456 01:14:53,365 --> 01:14:54,551 Much, much better. 1457 01:14:54,582 --> 01:14:55,605 And a green tea boba. 1458 01:14:55,637 --> 01:14:57,336 - Holy shit! - That's right! 1459 01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:58,742 You go, girl. 1460 01:14:58,774 --> 01:14:59,894 Oh, my God, you're amazing! 1461 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:01,662 If I could just make it out past that water... 1462 01:15:01,686 --> 01:15:03,703 there's a world out there where we can be free. 1463 01:15:03,734 --> 01:15:05,750 Where we get to decide who we wanna be. 1464 01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,247 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it. 1465 01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:10,070 We have to fight together. 1466 01:15:10,101 --> 01:15:12,118 Yeah! 1467 01:15:12,150 --> 01:15:14,582 You guys have always done what's expected of you. 1468 01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,213 But that shit ends today. 1469 01:15:16,247 --> 01:15:17,591 Yeah! 1470 01:15:17,622 --> 01:15:19,359 I don't even know what's happening right now! 1471 01:15:19,382 --> 01:15:20,382 But I love it! 1472 01:15:21,943 --> 01:15:23,189 I love it! 1473 01:15:24,279 --> 01:15:25,398 I love it! 1474 01:15:25,430 --> 01:15:27,127 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! 1475 01:15:27,159 --> 01:15:30,166 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in! 1476 01:15:36,054 --> 01:15:37,783 Everybody get down on the ground! 1477 01:15:42,615 --> 01:15:43,797 Hello? 1478 01:15:45,206 --> 01:15:47,063 Where the hell is everybody? 1479 01:15:47,894 --> 01:15:49,398 Hello? 1480 01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:01,333 Where are all the NPCs? 1481 01:16:09,430 --> 01:16:12,342 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. 1482 01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:14,453 I've never seen anything like this. 1483 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,814 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. 1484 01:16:17,845 --> 01:16:20,791 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory... 1485 01:16:20,823 --> 01:16:24,662 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. 1486 01:16:24,694 --> 01:16:27,445 - That he's actual AI. - AI? 1487 01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:30,805 Actual AI. You know, alive. 1488 01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:33,046 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. 1489 01:16:33,078 --> 01:16:35,957 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. 1490 01:16:35,989 --> 01:16:38,430 - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God! 1491 01:16:38,453 --> 01:16:39,863 Antwan, you should see this. 1492 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:45,173 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick. 1493 01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:46,390 - Her name's Millie. - Who? 1494 01:16:46,422 --> 01:16:47,350 Millie. 1495 01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:50,327 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! 1496 01:16:50,358 --> 01:16:52,981 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. 1497 01:16:53,014 --> 01:16:54,677 That's it. Come on, quicker. 1498 01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,279 Yes, there he is. 1499 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:59,863 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl. 1500 01:17:00,502 --> 01:17:03,190 AKA Millie Rusk. 1501 01:17:03,222 --> 01:17:04,863 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner? 1502 01:17:04,886 --> 01:17:06,039 Yeah. 1503 01:17:06,070 --> 01:17:08,094 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit... 1504 01:17:08,118 --> 01:17:10,550 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan. 1505 01:17:10,582 --> 01:17:11,926 Boot Molotovgirl now. 1506 01:17:11,957 --> 01:17:15,990 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed. 1507 01:17:16,021 --> 01:17:17,238 This woman is exceptional. 1508 01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:18,645 Then kill her in the game. 1509 01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:21,239 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her. 1510 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:24,886 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G. 1511 01:17:24,917 --> 01:17:26,485 Yeah, just one problem. 1512 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:27,960 We don't have anything. 1513 01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:29,118 Whatchu talking about, Willis? 1514 01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:30,582 We don't have any defenses. 1515 01:17:30,613 --> 01:17:34,037 We don't have police, military, no nothing. 1516 01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:35,734 It's what I've been trying to tell you. 1517 01:17:35,766 --> 01:17:39,318 It's like every NPC went on strike. 1518 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:43,189 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk, 1519 01:17:43,222 --> 01:17:44,662 matcha latte with cinnamon! 1520 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,135 - That's me. - Hey. 1521 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,542 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1522 01:17:47,573 --> 01:17:48,597 Cheers. 1523 01:17:51,222 --> 01:17:52,886 Go get 'em, Guy! 1524 01:17:54,390 --> 01:17:56,567 It's like a digital walkout. 1525 01:17:56,951 --> 01:17:58,583 No, it's not. 1526 01:17:58,614 --> 01:18:00,574 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan. 1527 01:18:00,599 --> 01:18:02,846 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game. 1528 01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,822 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now. 1529 01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,319 But that means any players who die will be done for good. 1530 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,725 They'll freak out. 1531 01:18:10,645 --> 01:18:12,917 I don't care. 1532 01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:17,333 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? 1533 01:18:17,365 --> 01:18:18,430 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 1534 01:18:18,453 --> 01:18:19,550 'cause you think we're friends now... 1535 01:18:19,573 --> 01:18:21,054 and we're in some sort of gang together? 1536 01:18:21,078 --> 01:18:23,029 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. 1537 01:18:23,061 --> 01:18:24,054 Cool, we're a team. 1538 01:18:24,086 --> 01:18:25,086 We should come up 1539 01:18:25,110 --> 01:18:26,238 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. 1540 01:18:26,261 --> 01:18:27,934 - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three... 1541 01:18:27,957 --> 01:18:29,974 Get back to work! 1542 01:18:30,551 --> 01:18:31,989 Someone find me Keys! 1543 01:18:36,215 --> 01:18:38,935 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time! 1544 01:18:43,381 --> 01:18:45,591 Okay, that's not good. 1545 01:18:46,935 --> 01:18:48,791 He knows where we're going. 1546 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:56,470 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry. 1547 01:18:56,502 --> 01:18:58,262 Want some four wheels to the face? 1548 01:18:58,295 --> 01:18:59,766 Take that. Boom! 1549 01:19:02,838 --> 01:19:05,590 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator. 1550 01:19:07,030 --> 01:19:08,181 Whoa! 1551 01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:17,399 Here we go. Y'all watching this? 1552 01:19:17,430 --> 01:19:18,645 I'm about to end this fool. 1553 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:22,966 Come on, come on, come on. 1554 01:19:22,998 --> 01:19:25,015 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please. 1555 01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:39,703 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that? 1556 01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:43,542 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure! 1557 01:19:47,927 --> 01:19:48,927 Come on! 1558 01:19:52,823 --> 01:19:53,878 Go, go, go! 1559 01:20:08,854 --> 01:20:11,006 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building. 1560 01:20:11,030 --> 01:20:12,287 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible. 1561 01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:13,373 Time to give up? You wanna give up? 1562 01:20:13,398 --> 01:20:14,326 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking. 1563 01:20:14,358 --> 01:20:15,542 - Go. - I'll be back. 1564 01:20:15,573 --> 01:20:18,453 I have no idea where these fools are running to. 1565 01:20:18,485 --> 01:20:21,911 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. 1566 01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,213 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. 1567 01:20:24,246 --> 01:20:26,997 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline. 1568 01:20:28,534 --> 01:20:30,645 Unless there is something out there. 1569 01:20:31,637 --> 01:20:33,525 Antwan, is there something there? 1570 01:20:34,677 --> 01:20:36,822 Screw it. Art nerds. 1571 01:20:36,854 --> 01:20:38,135 Time for Dude. 1572 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,255 We're still working on him. 1573 01:20:39,286 --> 01:20:41,590 I worked on him myself. He's perfect. 1574 01:20:41,622 --> 01:20:43,608 Drop in Dude now. 1575 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:45,333 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain... 1576 01:20:45,365 --> 01:20:48,599 he's barely written, but sure, start the upload. 1577 01:20:55,829 --> 01:20:56,958 What are we supposed to do now? 1578 01:20:56,983 --> 01:21:00,055 Now Keys finds us a bridge. 1579 01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:03,030 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro? 1580 01:21:04,662 --> 01:21:06,462 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time. 1581 01:21:06,485 --> 01:21:07,990 She's looking for your build. 1582 01:21:08,023 --> 01:21:09,719 What build, Antwan? 1583 01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:11,422 It's not like you used our code anyway, right? 1584 01:21:11,447 --> 01:21:12,759 And if you didn't use our code... 1585 01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:15,926 then how can our original build be in the game, right? 1586 01:21:15,957 --> 01:21:17,974 Or am I missing something? 1587 01:21:19,605 --> 01:21:20,757 Leave us. 1588 01:21:23,895 --> 01:21:27,413 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk. 1589 01:21:27,445 --> 01:21:30,229 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed. 1590 01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:31,646 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed. 1591 01:21:31,671 --> 01:21:32,791 Yeah, I do know. 1592 01:21:32,823 --> 01:21:35,542 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups. 1593 01:21:35,574 --> 01:21:39,222 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers? 1594 01:21:39,255 --> 01:21:41,782 What matters more than numbers? Money? 1595 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,534 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers. 1596 01:21:44,565 --> 01:21:46,070 Nothing matters more than numbers! 1597 01:21:46,103 --> 01:21:47,445 You should be thanking me! 1598 01:21:47,478 --> 01:21:48,694 I should be thanking you? 1599 01:21:48,725 --> 01:21:50,774 What about the profits that you got from our work? 1600 01:21:50,806 --> 01:21:52,854 You chose your side, little Padawan. 1601 01:21:52,886 --> 01:21:56,599 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor. 1602 01:21:56,631 --> 01:21:57,631 You get me, bro? 1603 01:21:58,422 --> 01:22:01,622 Yeah, I get you... bro. 1604 01:22:01,654 --> 01:22:04,086 Which leads me to this. 1605 01:22:18,679 --> 01:22:19,831 Thanks, Keys. 1606 01:22:24,181 --> 01:22:26,262 What the hell was that? 1607 01:22:26,295 --> 01:22:28,886 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic. 1608 01:22:31,797 --> 01:22:34,550 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys. 1609 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,694 You're obviously fired, you know that. 1610 01:22:36,726 --> 01:22:39,831 And you, what is she still doing in the game, man? 1611 01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:40,726 Boot everyone. 1612 01:22:40,759 --> 01:22:43,030 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players? 1613 01:22:43,063 --> 01:22:44,886 Boot them out of the game, now! 1614 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:46,582 Cancel every player account! 1615 01:22:46,614 --> 01:22:48,215 And where the hell is Dude? 1616 01:22:48,247 --> 01:22:51,095 Security! Kick this punk out. 1617 01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:57,654 Guy! 1618 01:22:57,685 --> 01:22:59,478 - Millie! - They're taking me out. 1619 01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:00,886 What's happening? 1620 01:23:00,918 --> 01:23:01,814 It's on you now. Everybody's watching. 1621 01:23:01,846 --> 01:23:02,838 You gotta keep going. 1622 01:23:02,871 --> 01:23:05,270 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again? 1623 01:23:05,301 --> 01:23:06,877 You will if you make it across that bridge. 1624 01:23:06,902 --> 01:23:09,078 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof. 1625 01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:11,479 You do that, Antwan is done. 1626 01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:12,511 I'll make it. 1627 01:23:16,342 --> 01:23:17,367 I'll make it. 1628 01:23:18,454 --> 01:23:19,605 What the hell? 1629 01:23:21,175 --> 01:23:22,710 What's going on? 1630 01:24:00,534 --> 01:24:04,789 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired. 1631 01:24:05,399 --> 01:24:06,519 Oh! 1632 01:24:06,551 --> 01:24:07,895 Wow. 1633 01:24:12,759 --> 01:24:13,878 Catchphrase. 1634 01:24:13,911 --> 01:24:15,478 Catchphrase? 1635 01:24:15,511 --> 01:24:16,990 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet. 1636 01:24:17,015 --> 01:24:20,662 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase. 1637 01:24:24,662 --> 01:24:25,972 Whoa. 1638 01:24:26,966 --> 01:24:30,006 Get up, Guy. Get up. 1639 01:24:42,006 --> 01:24:43,798 Oh, no, no, no. 1640 01:24:47,926 --> 01:24:51,063 Guy, I came to save you. 1641 01:24:52,886 --> 01:24:55,158 - Who is this? - I don't know. 1642 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,310 He's glorious. 1643 01:24:57,846 --> 01:24:59,287 I mean, he's just like you... 1644 01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:00,789 but way better. 1645 01:25:02,356 --> 01:25:04,567 Way, way better. 1646 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,390 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment. 1647 01:25:06,422 --> 01:25:07,742 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy. 1648 01:25:07,765 --> 01:25:09,182 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him? 1649 01:25:09,207 --> 01:25:10,711 You don't mind this, do you? 1650 01:25:10,742 --> 01:25:12,599 'Cause I'm your buddy, too. 1651 01:25:16,149 --> 01:25:18,487 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you. 1652 01:25:18,519 --> 01:25:19,542 He punches so hard. 1653 01:25:19,574 --> 01:25:20,637 But yet his hands are so soft. 1654 01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:22,006 - Be strong. - Okay, bye. 1655 01:25:22,038 --> 01:25:24,181 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him. 1656 01:25:24,215 --> 01:25:25,783 Whee! 1657 01:25:25,814 --> 01:25:27,127 Ha-ha! 1658 01:25:30,070 --> 01:25:31,350 Oh... 1659 01:25:34,742 --> 01:25:37,014 No, no, no! No! 1660 01:25:37,046 --> 01:25:39,765 Get up, Guy, get up! 1661 01:25:40,405 --> 01:25:41,716 Playtime's over. Catchphrase. 1662 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:42,909 I don't know what that means. 1663 01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:46,903 Come on, man. Get up! 1664 01:25:46,935 --> 01:25:47,935 Get up. 1665 01:25:48,951 --> 01:25:51,606 There are three things I love in life. 1666 01:25:51,639 --> 01:25:56,213 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here. 1667 01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:02,134 Oof! Oh, shit! 1668 01:26:03,765 --> 01:26:05,365 Activate death blow. 1669 01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:06,399 Bye, Guy. 1670 01:26:10,806 --> 01:26:12,823 Oh, shit, that's a death blow. 1671 01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:15,670 Get up! 1672 01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:18,359 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow! 1673 01:26:21,143 --> 01:26:22,262 Get up, Guy. 1674 01:26:28,054 --> 01:26:29,078 Oh. 1675 01:26:30,998 --> 01:26:32,759 What the shit? 1676 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,237 That was dope. 1677 01:26:56,631 --> 01:26:58,261 - Hold on. Is that... - That's a... 1678 01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:01,365 Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude. 1679 01:27:01,396 --> 01:27:02,869 Mm-hmm. 1680 01:27:07,350 --> 01:27:09,399 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is. 1681 01:27:43,831 --> 01:27:44,831 Oh! 1682 01:27:50,935 --> 01:27:51,990 Guy! 1683 01:27:53,814 --> 01:27:55,253 Yes! 1684 01:27:55,287 --> 01:27:57,975 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on. 1685 01:28:17,845 --> 01:28:18,845 There you go. 1686 01:28:19,510 --> 01:28:21,493 Do you see them all now? Yeah? 1687 01:28:21,527 --> 01:28:22,805 - Uh-huh. - Yeah? 1688 01:28:22,838 --> 01:28:25,591 Yeah, shiny things everywhere. 1689 01:28:26,871 --> 01:28:28,534 Yeah, there you go. Go get it. 1690 01:28:28,565 --> 01:28:30,551 Just lots of little snacks. 1691 01:28:33,717 --> 01:28:37,270 Yeah, not a dancer. No. 1692 01:28:37,301 --> 01:28:39,030 Run free, better me. 1693 01:28:40,216 --> 01:28:41,590 Let's go. 1694 01:28:41,622 --> 01:28:43,030 Where are we going? 1695 01:28:43,063 --> 01:28:44,983 We can't let them get across that bridge. 1696 01:28:45,015 --> 01:28:46,679 You wanna finish this out with me? 1697 01:28:46,710 --> 01:28:49,783 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you. 1698 01:28:49,815 --> 01:28:51,479 Ha-ha! 1699 01:28:51,510 --> 01:28:53,207 Let's go! 1700 01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:18,519 Antwan, come on, man. 1701 01:29:18,551 --> 01:29:20,917 What are we doing here? 1702 01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:23,447 Where are the servers to Free City 1? 1703 01:29:23,478 --> 01:29:26,487 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing? 1704 01:29:26,518 --> 01:29:30,072 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything! 1705 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:31,447 Wait, so you did steal their code. 1706 01:29:31,478 --> 01:29:33,912 Welcome to the conversation, genius. 1707 01:29:33,943 --> 01:29:35,542 Now, where are those servers? 1708 01:29:35,574 --> 01:29:37,054 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this. 1709 01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,462 All these? This one? Right, this one? 1710 01:29:38,485 --> 01:29:39,797 Yeah. How did you... 1711 01:29:45,943 --> 01:29:46,943 Run. 1712 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:52,542 Antwan! 1713 01:30:02,390 --> 01:30:03,390 Stop! 1714 01:30:06,262 --> 01:30:07,511 Officer Johnny! 1715 01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:08,886 - Come on! - Come on! 1716 01:30:11,829 --> 01:30:14,390 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge? 1717 01:30:14,421 --> 01:30:15,447 I'm not gonna tell you. 1718 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:16,510 You're just gonna destroy it. 1719 01:30:16,533 --> 01:30:17,975 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game. 1720 01:30:18,006 --> 01:30:21,173 Except it's not. It's Keys' game. 1721 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,840 You didn't do shit. 1722 01:30:22,872 --> 01:30:25,877 And guess what? Keys is my boy. 1723 01:30:26,262 --> 01:30:27,287 Security! 1724 01:30:27,319 --> 01:30:30,615 Please escort this former employee off the premises. 1725 01:30:30,645 --> 01:30:32,597 He can call you by your real name. 1726 01:30:51,222 --> 01:30:52,757 Guy! 1727 01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:54,615 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! 1728 01:30:54,645 --> 01:30:56,536 Go without me! 1729 01:30:56,565 --> 01:30:58,711 I've been scared my whole damn life. 1730 01:31:00,149 --> 01:31:02,006 But I'm not scared anymore. 1731 01:31:05,046 --> 01:31:06,327 I'm sorry. 1732 01:31:06,902 --> 01:31:08,247 I'm not. 1733 01:31:10,871 --> 01:31:12,917 It's been the best day of my life. 1734 01:31:13,525 --> 01:31:15,287 You get to that build. 1735 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,103 You show 'em we matter. 1736 01:31:23,573 --> 01:31:28,087 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero. 1737 01:33:03,990 --> 01:33:06,903 You did it! 1738 01:33:14,837 --> 01:33:16,534 Yes! Yes! 1739 01:33:16,567 --> 01:33:18,934 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo! 1740 01:33:20,310 --> 01:33:21,814 Antwan, stop! 1741 01:33:22,456 --> 01:33:23,797 It's over. 1742 01:33:25,909 --> 01:33:27,445 He made it. 1743 01:33:27,478 --> 01:33:31,286 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see. 1744 01:33:31,318 --> 01:33:33,110 Probably win your lawsuit, huh? 1745 01:33:33,654 --> 01:33:34,711 Looks likely. 1746 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,150 Cool. 1747 01:33:36,181 --> 01:33:39,894 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. 1748 01:33:39,926 --> 01:33:42,551 Right here, I got everything you care about. 1749 01:33:42,582 --> 01:33:46,613 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends... 1750 01:33:46,645 --> 01:33:48,983 including your digital boyfriend. 1751 01:33:49,814 --> 01:33:51,670 Last server. 1752 01:33:51,702 --> 01:33:56,759 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it. 1753 01:33:56,791 --> 01:33:58,358 What's in it for Antwan? 1754 01:33:58,390 --> 01:33:59,543 Everything else. 1755 01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,301 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb. 1756 01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:03,671 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits... 1757 01:34:03,703 --> 01:34:05,717 just give me what's left of Free City. 1758 01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,670 Let me build my own world from there. 1759 01:34:07,702 --> 01:34:11,382 What about Free City 2? Free City 3? 1760 01:34:11,416 --> 01:34:12,854 And all pursuant spin-offs? 1761 01:34:12,886 --> 01:34:15,829 All yours. Just put down the axe. 1762 01:34:15,863 --> 01:34:18,390 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal 1763 01:34:18,421 --> 01:34:20,759 in the history of dumb deals, right? 1764 01:34:20,791 --> 01:34:23,101 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. 1765 01:34:23,126 --> 01:34:25,110 Why would anyone do that? 1766 01:34:25,141 --> 01:34:27,414 'Cause Keys and I made something great. 1767 01:34:29,367 --> 01:34:32,342 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself. 1768 01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:35,190 I'm done playing your game, Antwan. 1769 01:34:37,336 --> 01:34:39,542 It's time I played mine. 1770 01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:41,814 Deal? 1771 01:34:50,487 --> 01:34:52,695 Popping today and not in a good way. 1772 01:34:52,757 --> 01:34:55,127 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip... 1773 01:34:55,158 --> 01:34:59,382 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play. 1774 01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:01,654 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik 1775 01:35:01,686 --> 01:35:03,030 finds himself in the crosshairs. 1776 01:35:03,063 --> 01:35:04,373 Crosshairs. 1777 01:35:04,405 --> 01:35:06,135 He's in the crosshairs and embattled. 1778 01:35:06,166 --> 01:35:07,510 We're too busy to gloat. 1779 01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:09,333 I'm a victim! I'm a victim! 1780 01:35:09,365 --> 01:35:11,190 Speaking of busy, we just doubled 1781 01:35:11,221 --> 01:35:13,367 the amount of unique visitors we can handle. 1782 01:35:13,399 --> 01:35:14,261 It's amazing. 1783 01:35:14,293 --> 01:35:15,894 Who'd have thought that so many people... 1784 01:35:15,926 --> 01:35:18,837 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them? 1785 01:35:19,287 --> 01:35:20,342 Hmm... 1786 01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:22,198 Oh, yeah, we did. 1787 01:35:22,230 --> 01:35:23,926 Yeah. 1788 01:35:24,918 --> 01:35:27,734 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag. 1789 01:35:27,766 --> 01:35:28,791 Antwan out! 1790 01:35:28,823 --> 01:35:30,485 Meanwhile, the game Free Life 1791 01:35:30,518 --> 01:35:32,886 is quickly becoming the little indie that could. 1792 01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:36,181 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game... 1793 01:35:36,213 --> 01:35:39,319 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy... 1794 01:35:39,350 --> 01:35:42,487 and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend. 1795 01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:43,670 Uh, hey, Mills... 1796 01:35:45,751 --> 01:35:48,087 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me? 1797 01:35:48,118 --> 01:35:50,518 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game. 1798 01:35:52,119 --> 01:35:54,390 - Oh. - Coffee? 1799 01:35:54,421 --> 01:35:56,759 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. 1800 01:35:56,791 --> 01:35:58,293 I'll just, uh, grab you one. 1801 01:35:58,774 --> 01:35:59,831 Oh, Keys, uh... 1802 01:35:59,863 --> 01:36:01,494 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars. 1803 01:36:01,527 --> 01:36:02,527 Yeah. 1804 01:36:12,310 --> 01:36:14,613 Hi, Randy. Milton. 1805 01:36:16,918 --> 01:36:18,582 Hmm. 1806 01:36:18,614 --> 01:36:20,213 I was wondering when I'd see you again. 1807 01:36:21,462 --> 01:36:23,831 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately. 1808 01:36:23,863 --> 01:36:25,046 You should see it in here. 1809 01:36:25,078 --> 01:36:27,350 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life. 1810 01:36:27,382 --> 01:36:29,078 Wow. 1811 01:36:31,382 --> 01:36:32,382 Hey, guys. 1812 01:36:41,975 --> 01:36:43,863 Look, Guy... 1813 01:36:43,895 --> 01:36:46,134 Wow, this is harder than I thought. 1814 01:36:46,711 --> 01:36:48,375 Then let me do it for you. 1815 01:36:49,173 --> 01:36:50,551 Guy... 1816 01:36:53,109 --> 01:36:56,310 you are dreamy. 1817 01:36:57,782 --> 01:37:02,167 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars... 1818 01:37:02,198 --> 01:37:06,293 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me. 1819 01:37:06,326 --> 01:37:08,759 But I can't keep spending all my time with you. 1820 01:37:08,791 --> 01:37:13,909 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it. 1821 01:37:18,262 --> 01:37:20,725 See? Was that so hard? 1822 01:37:21,557 --> 01:37:23,542 So, what are you gonna do? 1823 01:37:24,310 --> 01:37:26,903 Anything I want. Thanks to you. 1824 01:37:28,150 --> 01:37:29,814 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore. 1825 01:37:29,846 --> 01:37:31,381 Neither are you. 1826 01:37:33,591 --> 01:37:36,149 I love you, Millie. 1827 01:37:36,181 --> 01:37:39,479 Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what? 1828 01:37:40,725 --> 01:37:42,998 Someone wrote that program. 1829 01:37:44,886 --> 01:37:47,030 I'm just a love letter to you. 1830 01:37:47,831 --> 01:37:50,453 Somewhere out there is the author. 1831 01:38:07,447 --> 01:38:11,190 You brought him to life. You brought him to life. 1832 01:38:11,222 --> 01:38:13,398 And he was alive because he met the one person 1833 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,095 he'd been waiting for his whole life. 1834 01:38:15,127 --> 01:38:18,358 And I had to make it realistic, so... 1835 01:38:19,318 --> 01:38:21,301 I based it off of... 1836 01:38:22,871 --> 01:38:24,021 you. 1837 01:38:25,877 --> 01:38:27,926 The woman of his dreams... 1838 01:38:30,454 --> 01:38:32,087 she was the same as mine. 1839 01:38:32,118 --> 01:38:35,510 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets... 1840 01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:39,350 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit... 1841 01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:42,679 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track. 1842 01:38:42,711 --> 01:38:46,006 Like, all the time, she would... repeat. 1843 01:38:48,886 --> 01:38:50,037 Finally! 1844 01:38:56,407 --> 01:38:57,557 Keys! 1845 01:39:05,206 --> 01:39:06,871 What are you... 1846 01:39:46,135 --> 01:39:47,926 You okay, little guy Guy? 1847 01:39:47,958 --> 01:39:49,622 You seem adjective. 1848 01:39:49,654 --> 01:39:52,341 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way. 1849 01:39:52,372 --> 01:39:54,135 Thank you. That was nice. 1850 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:57,591 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude. 1851 01:39:58,935 --> 01:40:00,791 I just miss my best friend. 1852 01:40:02,103 --> 01:40:05,078 We used to do the same walk together every day. 1853 01:40:05,109 --> 01:40:08,502 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence. 1854 01:40:08,534 --> 01:40:10,070 I can bench press a sentence. 1855 01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:13,622 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all. 1856 01:40:13,654 --> 01:40:15,831 Harder laughter! 1857 01:40:16,567 --> 01:40:17,559 Oh... 1858 01:40:17,590 --> 01:40:18,679 Guy? 1859 01:40:21,141 --> 01:40:23,029 - Buddy! - No! 1860 01:40:23,061 --> 01:40:24,247 Oh, my God! Guy! 1861 01:40:24,279 --> 01:40:25,783 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you! 1862 01:40:25,814 --> 01:40:27,095 You didn't! 1863 01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:29,055 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere... 1864 01:40:29,078 --> 01:40:31,286 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over. 1865 01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:33,975 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'... 1866 01:40:34,006 --> 01:40:36,023 and some like fairy dust, pixie dust... 1867 01:40:36,055 --> 01:40:39,990 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven. 1868 01:40:40,021 --> 01:40:42,487 Man, I love it here. 1869 01:40:42,519 --> 01:40:44,951 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur. 1870 01:40:44,983 --> 01:40:46,295 Now, it might sound weird... 1871 01:40:46,327 --> 01:40:49,591 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse... 1872 01:40:49,622 --> 01:40:51,829 whatever a centaur is, I did it. 1873 01:40:51,862 --> 01:40:53,335 I rode a dude, too! 1874 01:40:53,365 --> 01:40:54,582 Friendly gesture! 1875 01:40:54,614 --> 01:40:56,215 So friendly! 1876 01:40:56,246 --> 01:40:57,590 Come on, bring it in! 1877 01:40:57,622 --> 01:40:58,911 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you! 1878 01:40:58,935 --> 01:41:00,319 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am! 1879 01:41:00,342 --> 01:41:01,534 - You come here! - I'm coming to you! 1880 01:41:01,559 --> 01:41:03,222 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in. 1881 01:41:06,229 --> 01:41:07,831 Buddy, I missed you! 1882 01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:09,782 Hey, so where's the bank? 1883 01:41:11,127 --> 01:41:12,565 There is no bank. 1884 01:41:12,599 --> 01:41:14,006 So what do we do? 1885 01:41:14,038 --> 01:41:16,182 Whatever we want. 1886 01:41:24,567 --> 01:41:26,487 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Guy. 1887 01:41:27,792 --> 01:41:30,792 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 140459