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- I just wanna pay for anyone but Lexi.

- She had bad parents.
- No, my parents are amazing.

Your parents
should have aborted you.

- Whoa.
- Oh!

If this wasn't on camera,
I would have smacked your ass.

The real bitch is out now.

I'm gonna tell Sandy
it's either me or her.

- You are replaceable.
- I know.

There's someone sitting
in quarantine right now

to take your job.

The chef I have in quarantine

doesn't have the CV
that Mathew has.

Sometimes it's better to go
with the devil you know

than the devil you don't know.

She said things to me,
she said things to Mat.

She called me a [bleep].

She told me I should have
been aborted multiple times.

Considering how it's permeated
through the entire boat...

- Mm-hmm.
- I have to let you go.

Delaney is still an option.

I think it's best
it's just me and Courtney.

Like, she's on the ball.

I do not want the client
to feel the impact.

Charter number six.
This'll be a shorter charter.

Anthony Evans and Chris Loar.

Anthony is a gospel artist.

And Reyn is lactose-intolerant.

[gasps]
Dave!

Oh, my God.

Injuries... if any guests
or you guys are injured,

I wanna be the first
to know about it.

Hey, Malia, can you come to the
starboard side of the main deck?

Copy.

- Tell me why you're limping.
- I fell.

Why wasn't it reported to me?

- I'm not a chief officer.
- I don't give a [bleep]!

You should have come to me
that he was hurt!

- I didn't know it was that...
- Stop making excuses, Malia!

- The reality is, Malia...
- It's not an excuse!

I asked you to come to me
in the very first meeting,

and you never did.

So from now on,
I don't give a [bleep]

if he hits his head, anything.
It's a liability, period.

Even if it's a bruise,

it's a massive ----ing
bruise, and I just...

- I didn't know it was...
- I don't... I don't trust you.

-...my responsibility.
- I don't trust you.

- Okay.
- I can't trust you.

Okay.

Mm.

Fingerprints, yeah.

And then we'll get changed.

So, you need to go make
an incident report...

Sure.

No.

I might do a crudité
meat and cheese,

and skip the fruit plate.

Yeah, no one really touches it.

All right, is this gonna
be an early morning,

early night type of crowd?

I hope it's not a
late, late night,

because I've only got
two stews, you know?

You know what I'm saying?

Before Lady Michelle,
I had seven girls under me.

Now I've got one.

We've just gotta
keep pushin' through.

I'm not disregarding
my gut ever again,

and if this blows up in my face,

then that's on me, and I will
take responsibility for that.

What was it about?

An incident...
like, David's leg.

[bleep]

It happened not
during work hours,

not in a work-related incident.

Yeah.

If he needed to report it,
he should have done it himself.

Deck team cuddle, come on.

Oh, I'm slightly wet, I'm sorry.

- Hey, bro.
- Hey, buddy.

What's going on?

What's the vibe on deck today?

- A bit limpy.
- Limpy Dave?

Yeah, it's all good.

So, can you say a little
prayer that everyone

- likes everything tonight, man?
- They're going to.

Well, we've got a religious
group coming on board,

so we should probably get
with the prayers now.

I feel very lucky I'm here.

I feel like I've escaped
being fired many times.

I'm like Mat the cat...
nine lives.

Think back to the last
five charters...

Yeah?

Where they've loved everything
you've done.

- Yeah.
- It's gonna be fine.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, of course.

Malia, Malia,
please come to the bridge.

Copy.
Ugh.

I don't know the severity
of his injury.

David may feel okay,
but God forbid

in two weeks something happens,
he passes a blood clot.

He has not reported the injury,
so guess who's liable?

The owner.
The vessel. And me.

We're two stewardesses!

I've got a headache, [bleep].

What would be your most
pointless super power?

- Fly.
- Fly?

Yeah, it's...
it's always gonna be flying.

- What about you?
- To read people's minds.

So, I would like
to speak to animals.

But then what if
I found out that animals

are actually thick as sh--,
and I've wasted my power,

and like, all they
just do is, like,

actually they just go, "Meh."

Like, that's actually
what they're saying.

Everyone on this boat has
created such a great environment

for me to be able to share
my thoughts and feelings.

So, it's worrying,
thinking that I'm leaving that

and then maybe having to deal
with other people's

impressions of me
and my lifestyle.

I'm trying to work
out the next job.

I just messaged
my old chief officer.

I'll say, "Oh, do you need
someone to work for the winter."

I'll give him a recommendation.

- I'm...
- Yeah.

- Yeah, lovely.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, Malia,
I'm obviously upset.

I made it very clear, day one,

if anyone gets injured,
I don't care...

fingers, head, whatever it is,
it's reported.

If David had been working,
slipped and fell...

- Yeah.
- While working and got that bruise,

I would have filled out
an incident report.

When the incident happened,
it was after-hours.

You report at work...

Okay, I see where
you're going technically.

- Yeah.
- But here's the deal...

- He's limping.
- And he should...

I get what you're saying,
it could become

- something more serious.
- Yeah.

I'm sorry that that didn't
get communicated to you.

Thank you.

The captain has the right
to know what's going on

with their crew at all times,

especially when
it comes to injuries.

David should have reported it,
I should have reminded him.

At the end of the day,
that's my fault.

- And I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- That's okay.

- Because I have the highest...
- I just, like...

You are... like, for me,
I trust you 1,000 percent.

And when I found out...

Yeah, that really hurt, for
you to say you don't trust me.

- Yeah, I know, I trust you.
- That hurt me to the core.

That's fair. I get it.

I'm sorry.
I'll make sure it happens.

Okay. Thanks, Malia.

[yawns]

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi!

Oh, okay.
Okay, got it.

All right, well,
thank you for the heads up.

- All right, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye!

...but now I'm
gonna have to redo it.

Think you're gonna be
out for the count.

It's gonna be Mzi mornings,
Dave lates.

So, I'm gonna put Dave
kind of at the night shift,

where he won't be doing
as much physical labor.

As long as you can
stand and wash dishes...

I can certainly do that.

Lloyd and Mzi will
now just kinda have

to step up their game
during the day.

Hopefully Captain Sandy
can see

I'm trying to remedy
the situation.

All crew, all crew,
please get into your whites

and let's meet on the
dock in five minutes.

And just so you know,
we have three charter guests

that are gonna be late because
of their COVID test is late.

Okay.

Oh, can you get me a couple
of the orchid flowers?

- Are they downstairs?
- No, they're right here.

Plates...

Charter number six.

Pull cutlery,
plates, placemats...

- Yeah.
- Napkins.

Okay, are we doing
welcome snacks?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's got some ready, so...

I just need, like,
three minutes.

- Whew!
- Let's go!

- Hey, hey!
- Hi!

Hey! I'm Anthony.
Good to see you.

- Captain, nice to meet you.
- Hi, welcome.

- Hi, Anthony, sorry.
- Katie.

- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Hey, Mat.

Katie, nice to meet you, Reyn.

Anthony, good to
meet you, David.

- So nice to have you.
- Thank you.

So, Katie's gonna show
you around the vessel.

So, just head onto the boat.

Sounds great.

Thank you.

Okay, great.

Should we do a tour of the boat?

Thank you.

This is our sundeck.

We have a big-ass
Jacuzzi right here.

It's awesome.

Lloyd, no Christmas songs.

This is the sundeck aft.

Ooh, I love this.

- Why?
- There's so much pressure now.

I can't remember what
she just asked me to do.

Good start.

As a stewardess, the smallest
boat I worked on before this

was a 60-meter, and
there was five of us.

I can't believe that we're about
to do this trip with two stews.

Like, anxiety is real.

Okay, comin' in.

Then we come through
to the primary cabin.

Ooh!
Beautiful.

So in here, we've got
his and hers bathrooms.

Cheers.

- Are you ready?
- Yep.

- You're gonna be on the bow.
- By myself?

All you're doing
is pulling the lines in.

Yeah.

They're gonna undo it,
pull, pull, pull.

I do feel now that
I can actually do that

by myself without having
somebody watching me.

Yeah.
Yeah.

So, port will come in
first, then starboard.

You got it.

I should have waited on y'all.
My impatient self.

Can I get you anything
to drink at all?

I have a childish thing
about me.

I like Sprite with grenadine...

it's a Shirley Temple, but I
just say Sprite with grenadine.

- Sure.
- It makes... you know.

- It makes you feel adult.
- Cool... yeah, yeah.

He doesn't drink, and hey,
if that's what he wants,

that's what he'll get.

I'll grab you some
plates and stuff,

- and then I'll go grab you that.
- Thank you.

It's just exactly
what we needed right now,

especially for me and Courtney.

Mzi, you could just let
go of the port one first.

Copy that.

Port bow line
coming in first.

Malia, you can
free up the lines.

Copy, freeing up
the stern lines.

All right, Dave, yours first.

Port bow line
is on board.

That is all stern lines on
board, all stern lines on board.

Whoa, what's going on there?

Captain Sandy, you're close
to the port side dolphin.

Yeah, pretty freaky.

Captain Sandy, you're very
close to the dolphin.

-[bleep]
- Get a fender ready.

Oh, God!

[bleep]

- Coming up...
- I'm freaking out.

Can you just say
a little prayer

that they love
everything tonight?

I'm not a ----ing mother.

I will hate you in a minute.

- Whoa,
- Captain Sandy, you're
very close to the dolphin.

-[bleep]
- Get a fender ready.

Oh, God!

Lady Michelle's
a very heavy vessel.

When you have 909 gross tons
in the water

with two different currents,

and the wind matching one
of the currents,

it's very difficult
to get out of that hole.

And I overcorrect to starboard,

I need to bring it back to port,
so it pushes the stern over.

So now, as I come out,

I'm overcorrecting, my stern
could hit that port dolphin.

- Ooh.
- Whew.

Clearing both dolphins
off your stern.

So sweet.

Filtered water for the rice.

Clear of all traffic, all clear.

Thank you very much.

Insane.

This could be heaven.

Nicely done, guys.

- Nice work, Mzi.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Ow!

Can I get you gentlemen
another drink?

- I'll do gin and tonic.
- Tequila soda.

- Perfect.
- You're, like, the queen?

- The queen?
- Of the...

- Of interior.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll take it!

Deck crew, deck crew, Katie.

Can you please clean
the crew mess?

Copy.
David, help interior.

Copy.

-...and tequila.
- Thank you.

Okay.

I'm going to get changed.

You have to help me just
move this over onto that.

- Shirley Temples?
- Shirley Temples.

Shirley Temples.

We go to restaurants and
we order like children,

everybody gets a Shirley Temple.

Hey, if it tastes good.

Hey, hey.

So, do you wanna turn
laundry and sh--...

- Yeah.
- And I'll just holler at you.

Here's our deck schedule
for this charter.

I moved David to nights
because I don't want him

during the afternoons,

when we have a very heavy
water sports charter.

Thank you.

- This is awesome.
- Having a God moment.

What's going on?

Not much, we're about
30 minutes from the anchorage.

Okay.

So, this is your afternoon,
lucky you... your beach access.

Malia's gonna scout it,
picnic area's up here.

- Up that hill.
- Okay.

And we don't know how long
the walk is up to the picnic?

Twenty minutes.

- For setup, two deck crew.
- Yeah.

Unless I take one of you,

but then that leaves
just one of you.

- David?
- No.

- Oh, yeah.
- It'll probably be...

Okay.

This is where Delaney
actually would help.

Sometimes just having
extra hands is extra hands.

I'm just thinking of not to
pack too much stuff, you know?

It's just unnecessary
stress on the deck crew.

- We're a team here.
- Yah.

Hi, lads.

How's everything on
the boat so far?

- It's amazing, man.
- Great!

In the park, oh, okay.

Do you want me to drop
and you pull?

- Yeah.
- You can drop the anchor.

We're gonna do five
in the water.

That is five shackles
at the waterline

Thank you.

Someone wanna do
a deck check, please?

I'll just leave them here,

and when you go across you can
take them so they don't get...

- Yeah.
- Ugh!

I work better under,
like, physical pressure.

I've always been like that.

It's just I'm better at my job

when I'm running around
like a headless chicken.

That might be the water taxi.

We could maybe put some in their
napkins or something like that.

Yeah.

I would take physical stress
over emotional stress

any day of my life.

Interior, interior, the other
guests might be approaching.

Courtney, Courtney.

Dre!

Probably not the appropriate shoes
for getting on a moving...

No, no, I feel like my
shoe's too high!

Welcome on board.

Thank you, I'm Holly.

Hi, Holly, I'm Courtney,
nice to meet you.

Hi, Courtney, nice
to meet you too.

- Here's your refreshing towel.
- Thank you!

- Lechelle, nice to meet you.
-[bleep]

- Okay, cheers.
- Cheers!

Deck crew, deck crew,
if anyone's available

to grab towels down in laundry,
that would be amazing.

Yeah, I'm free, Court.
Come up.

All right, you got the bow?

Lloyd, we've got the whips
and the transom.

That is the song of my people.

Ah, me too.

[whistling]

It's frustrating for me.

Like, I hate that I won't be
as effective on deck.

I know it's my fault and

I've never felt more useless
and just ----ing...

just sh--.

- Get up here!
- Whoa!

Guys, this is my Jack
and Rose moment!

Oh, this is crazy.

Very special day.
This is our vision.

All righty, let's do this.

Oh!

- Mzi!
- Oh, no!

Sorry we all happened
to be watching.

- Are you okay?
- What just happened?

How long do I have?

[bleep] me.

Its gonna be fun.

I feel the vibe
has been way better

and more chill without Lexi.

It's just a big sigh of relief.

Like, my spiral has
kind of subsided.

Eee!

Our side's good.

- What up?
-[bleep] me! Sh--!

[laughs]

- Just one?
- That's it.

All crew, all crew,
that is tender away.

That leaves you
with Lloyd on deck.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

This beach picnic site
is beautiful.

It's on top of the mountain,
it's overlooking the water.

There's remnants of,
like, an old movie set.

That's one benefit to the Med,

is you're picnic sites
are usually, like,

castles or old ruins
compared to just,

you know, a white sand beach.

All right, here we go.

Where are we setting it up?

Up there, I think.

Lovely.

This is cool, right?

- It is great.
- Oh, wow.

It's an old movie set.

You're gonna have
a really nice day.

What are we walking over?
Sounds like glass.

Oh, did you invite
Sandy to dinner?

- I didn't.
- Are you able to join us?

- I can, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.

Okay, perfect.

-[bleep] Is that a path?
- No.

I don't think there's a path.

You've gotta be
----ing kidding me.

Okay.

- Oh, my God, my arms are dead.
- My back!

Two of us can...
no, no, there's no way.

I don't wanna be a dick, but we
need an extra person right now.

- Yeah.
- Holy f.

Mathew, I'm having dinner
with them tonight.

You are?
Italian feast.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I've worked for billionaires
and celebrities,

but none of them have
seen me have meltdowns

like Sandy has and
still kept me employed.

So, I feel I have
more to prove to Sandy

than I do to the guests.

Oh, holy sh--.

You gotta be ----ing kidding me.

Ow!

All right, Mzi, I'll set up.
You just go get the rest.

We'll be back another
four times.

- Coming up...
- Ah!

They went under that bridge?
Go get them.

Guys!

----ing idiots.

So, I don't need to be packed
uptill 2:00, right?

Maybe just before.

- Are you pumped up?
- I ----ing hate a beach picnic.

Let's double-time it.

Hey, wait, wait, wait...

Don't leave me,
Mathew's often alone.

I've got sh-- to do, Mathew.

All right, super-mega-prep time.

Wow, look at this.

My arm hurts.

- And that's all the ironing?
- Yas, queen.

Do you wanna sit down for, like,
half an hour or whatever?

Amazeballs.

Oh, my God, this
is way too heavy.

I think I get
why people have these.

I was having a God moment.

[laughing]

Wine glass to the left,
water to the right.

Oh [bleep] it doesn't matter,
we need to go.

Like, seriously.

Just feeling blessed
in this moment.

Are you doing a shot of tequila?

- Would you like one?
- All right.

Do you guys want me to
take a bottle of this over?

- Yeah!
- Yeah.

Bridge, bridge, that
is tender returning.

All right, Katie,
Malia's on her way back.

- Copy.
- To an amazing trip.

Here we go.

Yo, how does it feel to be
the world's best chief stew?

Yeah.

Oh, what have I missed?

These guys have been
hiking up a mountain.

Like, four times.

All the plates and containers
and stuff are in there?

Yeah.

Just be careful with those
three things on the bottom.

So, have you here, and us
three go up there,

and you pack away as much
as you can by yourself.

Sure.

Bye!

You've gotta help them
set up, come back down.

Katie and
I will bring the guests.

You'll be standing
here when they come in,

- ready to grab lines.
- Cool.

Hasta luego.

Bridge, bridge,
that's tender returning.

- Nice work.
- Copy that.

I'm gonna go
round up the guests.

Are we going right now?

Whenever you guys are ready.

- I'm coming with you guys now.
- Oh, wow!

- Are you ready?
- Yes, yes!

Ready to roll.
How was your hiking?

So good.

- Daddy!
- Yeah.

- Are we there yet?
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Everyone's got walking shoes?

These are prawns.

We can't get these
out until the very end.

Bridge, bridge,
that is tender away

- with all guests and two crew.
- Copy.

It's so pretty!

Thanks.

It is a bit of a hike,
but it's amazing up there.

Man, I'm so grateful that they
took all this stuff up here.

- Wow.
- Wow!

Spectacular.

Ooh!
All right.

Yeah, I've done a few
inspections in my time.

Back to the grind.

So, for lunch we've got
build-your-own poke bowls.

- God is everything!
- Cheers.

Because of Him, like...

- Ladies, you're gonna start us.
- That was very nice.

I mean, you got 10 seconds.

- Man, I'm hungry.
- This is crazy, man.

Exquisite.
All my favorite things.

Wow, it's amazing.

It's not even cold.

- So good!
- I'm excited.

- I mean, really...
- Mm, mm-hmm.

David, we're gonna go
pick up the guests.

If we can get the chocks
ready for the tender?

Bring the tender around?

Oh, yeah, because then we
can pull the whips in.

Yeah, that'd be great,
thank you.

Do you need me to...

- Naw, I'm fine.
- Yeah, sweet.

- Got garbage?
- I took my garbage, buddy.

Oh!

I know, first time!

Oh!

I'm a big girl.

Does Mat know how
much we love him?

Welcome to the magunga!

- What's next?
- I'm gonna be on that jet board.

- How are you?
- Yeah, good, how are you?

- Just tired.
- Same.

Um...

No matter what's going on,

I would definitely consider
Mzi a friend for life.

I feel like the flowers kind
of made me realize

that I don't want anything more
than a friendship and stuff.

To be honest, I am, like, a bit scared
of ever getting into a relationship.

My ex dumped me whilst
we were locked down together,

and if that wasn't bad enough,

we were literally in the middle
of watching "Ozark" together.

So, I could never finish it, and
it completely ruined it for me.

- Your day is just hectic.
- What?

Your day is just hectic.

Yeah, bru.

Lady Michelle,
guests are ready.

Can you send
the tender over, please?

Copy that.

Did you want more champagne?

You are taking good care of us.

One, two...

All right, let's do this.

Bridge, bridge
that is tender away

- to go pick up all the guests.
- Thanks.

We would have liked
to stay, like, all day.

It's a beautiful view,
isn't it?

Yeah, that was amazing!

This boat moment is my moment.

Captain Sandy!
Hey, Cap!

Your team pulled it off, wow.

Amazing. Amazing.

Best charter ever.

Let's do a picture
of this, ready?

Oh not this side.
My good side.

Candid, keep taking... ready?

- Candid laughter.
- Ooh.

Woo, we got married, bitches!

How was your lunch?

Perfect... simple, elegant.

See you at dinner.

Bridge, bridge, that's tender
away to go pick up our crew.

Roger-dodger.

Is this the last of the stuff?

- Yeah.
- Ugh.

All right, let's [bleep]
this puppy.

Hi, guys.

[bleep]

Katie, lege!

Team effort, you know?

Bridge, bridge,
that is tender returning.

Ugh, I feel, like,

exhaust, like, so...
"exhaust?"

Exhausted.

Do you want any drinks
or anything?

Did you get rest,
a good nap?

No, but I will at some point.

Ugh!

Oh, I can't even imagine
two people doing that job.

Honestly, I know,
it's been crazy.

Yeah.

Okay, guys. Epic.

We're just trying to get used
it, like, the two of us.

- Thanks, team!
- Yah.

- I'll have a margarita.
- Okay, that... two?

Yep, perfect.

- They were happy?
- Yeah, loved it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I can only imagine.

I think I'm going swimsuit
before the sun goes down.

Yes, we gotta get in the water.

I'm on it, let's go.

- Wassup?
- What do you guys wanna do?

I wanna jet-ski for a second.

Okay.

It looks cold to me.

Okay, guys, just the rules
in Croatia for the jet-skis.

You do have to stay
300 meters offshore,

so no zipping in close
to shore at all.

- Okay, cool?
- Cool.

- Yeah!
- Ah!

[bleep]

Yes!

That's fun.

Oh! Nice!

I like them,
they're really funny.

Yeah, they are.

Where are they going?

I think...

That's the last direction
I saw them going.

I'm gonna go to the bridge
and get eyes on those jet-skis.

Two skis have just
booted straight into town.

I came up here to
get eyes on the jet-skis,

because they just
went into town.

They went under that bridge?

- Go get them!
- Yep.

Bridge, bridge,
that is tender away.

We're gonna get a ticket.

Okay, I don't see them at all.

Oh sh--.
They are in big trouble.

Guys!----ing idiots!

What's going on, chica?

Yeah, twins done.

Cool, do you wanna
just smash out laund?

Yeah, just call me
if you need me, okay?

Roger-dodger.

Did you say, like,
300 yards from the yacht?

300 meters from shore.

Oh we went
go through there.

Yeah, you're well
within it, yeah.

- Sorry.
- Bad boys.

Just head that way.

Bridge, that is
jet-skis returning.

Yeah, read you loud and clear,
they're off our stern now.

Wow, look at this,
it's so good!

- How was it?
- It was amazing.

I think we got in
trouble, though.

Pumped and ready to go.

Do either of you wanna
go take a little break?

- Yeah, I'll do 15 and then...
- Yeah?

Then I'll go off-duty.

-[bleep]
- Woo!

- If you wanna jump, you can.
- Whoa!

- Man!
- Whoa!

Four guests in the water,
now swimming back.

Copy, four, understood.

I'm here, let's
have a discussion.

Yeah, please.

How many courses are we doing?

Three.

Cutlery...
so what are we doing?

Burrata, so knife and fork.

Bread basket for the thing.

Focaccia, so we want
bread plates.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

And... wait, wait, wait,

can we chat about one more
thing before you abandon me,

- like always?
- Okay, tell me.

I'm doing, like, a
three-hour bolognese.

Should I mix some onion in it?

I don't know.

What would Jesus do?

I actually enjoy
working with Mathew.

It's nice that he
does ask my opinion,

but also at the same time
I'm a stew down.

I got a ----ing 55-meter boat
to run with myself and Courtney.

I just need you to do your job,

and you're just gonna
have to make these decisions

on your own right now.

You wanna do parmesan
on the table,

or should I just parmesan
everyone's pasta except for his?

Parmesan pasta except for hers.

All right.

You guys headed up
to the Jacuzzi?

Yes!

Katie, Katie, Mzi,
to the hot tub.

Hot tub, okay, Mzi.

Lloyd, all guests done
with the slide.

Go ahead and start
packing it down.

Copy.

I'm just gonna get
something to eat, quickly.

Yeah, take a little break.

I brought some little snacks.

Ooh!

Woohoo!

Do you guys know what time
you want dinner, roughly?

I'll let Mat know.

[yawns]

8:30 dinner.

- Oh, my God.
- I know, right?

I have so much to do,
I'm freaking out.

Can you just say
a little prayer

that they love
everything tonight?

That Captain Sandy
loves everything?

I've always been
a sensitive person

who drives off of compliments.

It's literally
generational, almost.

My dad is a stage actor,
my mom's a chef.

I come from an artist family,

and I work better off
of positive reinforcement.

I'm gonna be stressed.
What else is new, eh?

Thank you.

So, we're trying to
be on top on interior?

So far, we're sweet.

When are you guys
gonna take a break?

We're not.

- No, no!
- No? Okay.

I work all...
around this whole thing.

All right, cool.

Well, I've been in Europe for
six weeks, and then came back...

For... just for...

- Just for sh--s and gigs, yeah.
- Okay.

Look at you, looking sharp!
How was your rest?

Oh, it was good, thank you.

- Oh, you did it properly.
- Yeah.

That's how you're meant
to do New Zealand.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

It's all... and yeah, Kaikoura,
the amazing coastline.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's stunning.

- So...
- Yeah, you've done it all.

- Yeah, we... yeah.
- Well done.

Harmless flirting, you know?

I've got nothing else going
on right now, you know?

I'll take it.

Did you want another drink?

No rush, I'm just...
I'm hanging

We need to start packing
all the jet-skis,

and Captain Sandy wants
the tender in tonight.

Where's the slide at?
It's completely deflated?

Yeah.

How do you feel
about jumping in?

Yeah, okay.

Woo!

All right, coming up.

All right.

I'm so hungry!

Coming in.

Would you like a
drink or anything?

Yeah.

Hi.

Do you wanna finish
with the cutlery?

All right, let's go
get some food.

- Roger.
- B-R-B.

Always on the run.

[bleep] me.

Good idea, Coco, I like it.

Thanks, Katie.

When Courtney first came on,
one of her biggest things is,

you know, like, yes, she ----ing
rocks at laundry,

she can smash a cabin out,

but she just wasn't
confident in service.

So, I think being thrown
in the deep end

is the best way to learn.

She's definitely
improved so much.

She's just getting
the confidence that

she's always had
deep down inside.

Just wasn't really, like,

presented the opportunity
to do so.

Okay, Coco, we're nearly there.

I like it.
Okay, tablecloth.

Excited!

Yeah, hi, Dad, how's it going?

I'm just trying to redo my CV,

but I haven't got it
as a Word document.

It's always a big risk,
recommending someone for a job,

and it's nice
that David has thought of me

when he's thought of this job.

I don't think I'm gonna
find this many people

on one boat that are
as good as this crew,

but I'm sure there's
a boat out there

that I can feel this happy on.

Can you have a look on
your computer to see whether

or not you've got it as a .doc?

Yeah, yeah, working on it.

Sweet, and yeah,
I'll speak to you later on.

- Dinner's at 8:15?
- Yeah.

Okay, we need to get one
more chair for capitano.

How beautiful!

The red lipstick looks great.

We're in Italy!

You think you're gonna sustain
without a third one?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Feels right.

Okay.

- Hey!
- Hey!

- Hi.
- Yeah!

I'm freaking out.

Of course, I always wanna
make the guests happy,

but now I've been given
a third chance from Sandy,

so I just wanna make her
happy and impress her.

So, the stress levels are up.

- Hey, how you doing?
- We're ready!

I just want it to be
over with, Mzi.

Coming up...

- You need to hustle.
- Come on, Mzi, quick.

Ah! [bleep]

Okay, we can put this one on.

Bump ahead, bump ahead.

The port dolphin is right
in front of me, I can't.

- I've never served her.
- I'm freaking out.

[bleep] my life.

Oh, I just want it
to be over with.

- Hey!
- Hey!

The boss.

It's been a great charter.
You've had the best weather.

- It's been so good.
- That's what we've heard.

I think the best adventures.

It's my first dinner, you know?

- Oh, really?
- Is it?

- What?
- Yeah, I'm very excited.

- That's Reyn's.
- He's lactose-intolerant.

- Ah!
- I hope I'm not hurting you.

Come on!

She's my honorary third stew.

- Captain Sandy!
- Cheers to Captain Sandy!

To Captain Sandy.

Oh, believe me,
I'm so nervous right now.

So, for your first course
tonight you have

a classic Italian burrata
salad with a balsamic glaze.

- Ah!
- Thank you.

Enjoy.

From the school of hard...

This looks delicious.

As I was saying...

Mm!

Wow, that's amazing.

Mat has set a bar.

- Are they happy?
- Yeah.

- How are you?
- Good.

You should be exhausted.

Yep.

You go down now, because
you're not gonna

get a full eight hours.

I'll keep you
around a little longer,

and see how we're looking.

It's Gucci.

Okay, and I've
gotta eat something.

- Have you not eaten?
- Mm-mmm.

Go and eat!

Whew, all right.

Five minutes.

What's been your
favorite part so far?

The hike and just
the whole picnic setup

was like being in a movie.

We're not an go
to shabby places.

So, everywhere we anchor,
it's pretty spectacular.

- Are we good to plate, Katie?
- Yeah, go for it.

Okay, here we go.

I've been on my feet all day.

Rigatoni bolognese.

For your second course tonight,

we have rigatoni
bolognese with parmesan.

Where's the Italian accent?

You got rigatoni bolognese
with parmesan.

- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.

That's amazing.

Yahhh!

Mat the super-human.

- Hey, what's the vibe?
- They love it.

Ooh, she's a Katie, whoa...
they want more parm?

Just want a tiny bit more bread.

Do you smell that magunga?

- Local grilled black sea bass.
- Local roasted.

Local roasted black sea bass.

Whole bass, yeah.

- Ooh!
- Amazing!

- Beautiful.
- Thank you.

So, for your main course, local
whole roasted black sea bass

with sautéed spinach and
caper and artichoke sauce.

Looks so good.

- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Got you.

All right, Z-money,
so for morning shift,

- Yeah.
- Good night, dude.

- Night, Malia.
- Night.

- Are they happy?
- Yes.

Who's the happiest?

Please say Sandy, please say
Sandy, please say Sandy.

She's telling her stories, hey?

So, I said over the radio,
"I'm an American citizen,

sustained a fire, floating
in Yemen territory."

Ah, bless ya.

- Hey, lady!
- How are you?

Gosh, you're high-energy.

Two-person team...
better than four.

A lot of work for us, though.

- Yeah.
- So good.

- I am going to go.
- Aw!

But thank you, it was lovely.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

Mathew, the dinner
was excellent.

Thank you so much.

One thing...

my plate had a lot
of dark fish.

Dark fish?

I don't think you
should ever serve that.

- I don't like that.
- Okay.

My plate was full of it.

Sorry about that.

No, I mean,
now you know, eh?

That sucks.

- Mathew, my plate had a lot of dark fish.
- Dark fish?

- I don't like that.
- Okay.

My plate was full of it.

Sorry about that.

No, I mean, now you know.

Get rid of the dark,
give 'em the white.

They... it was delicious.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

I just love there's no eyeballs.

- Yeah, they were lovely.
- They loved your food.

- Good.
- Thank you.

Thank you!

Sandy's 100 percent right.

She shouldn't have been
served the dark meat.

If I get a piece of fish at
the restaurant that was bass

that was more
dark meat than white,

I would be disappointed, too.

Stop fishing me.

I'm not a ----ing mother.

Oh, hey!

A butterfly?

- It's a moth, I think.
- I'll pass it on.

Yeah, I'll take him.

Ah, that's great!

- Thank you.
- What up?

Yo.

- Have a good shift.
- Sleep, man.

There's a couple in the middle.

- I'm going to bed.
- Ah.

- Good night, guys.
- Good night.

Good night, Malia, thank you.

[snoring]

Morning.
Would you like a coffee?

- Yes, please.
- Cool.

Let's see what today
has in store.

There you go.

Thank you.

Hey, hey.

Ready for drop-off day?

Yeah, my back can't take it.

- Morning!
- Hey, good morning.

How are you?

[bleep]

Yeah.

I completely forgot
about the paddleboards.

There's a lot of responsibility
on the morning shift.

It's just frustrating, because
I know that I can do better.

Why waste time in the gym when
you could be on a paddleboard?

- Enjoy it!
- Appreciate it.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

Yeah.

- So, this morning?
- Mm-hmm?

At 7:30.

So, who's your early
morning guy?

Mzi.

Ah.

Thank you.

Let me get you a paddle.

Oh, I'm just sitting on
her board, like a dog.

- You're just gonna sit on it?
- Yeah.

- Ah.
- How are you?

Working hard.

We thought Lechelle went
out on the paddleboard;

now the other lady's with her.

[bleep] yeah, drop-off day.

[bleep] yeah.

Um, quick note about mornings.

The paddleboards
should actually be out.

- Out.
- Yeah.

- Sorry.
- Oh, you're up early?

How did you sleep?

Amazing!

Hello, Mathew.

- All's well.
- Okay, bye.

Bye.

- How did everyone sleep?
- Thank you so much.

Leaving such
a supportive bubble,

I'm concerned what's gonna
happen after the season

and being able to go forward
and have to deal

with trying to get that level
of acceptance from new people.

- Banana bread.
- Wow.

If anyone wants a last
water sports sesh,

we do have to be
anchors up shortly.

- Okay, we're good.
- Nice.

Katie?

So, herreros rancheros,
chipotle...

Chipotle salsa.

Oh, my gosh, wow.

Oh, yes, this is
my kinda thing.

Katie?
What's the vibe?

I just wanna know
if they hate me.

They ----ing love you,
I swear to God.

I will hate you in a minute.

Don't.

I feel insecure
when I get any criticism.

All I can hear is I ----ed up,
and that's not healthy.

- All right!
- Do you need a hand?

- The duo is back!
- The duo!

All crew, all crew,
ETA to the anchor is 16 minutes.

Copy that.

- Coming up.
- Coming up.

- Lloyd?
- Yeah.

You wanna run forward and
prep the anchors?

Yeah.

Coming up on the transom.

Mzi, run forward
for anchors, please.

Bridge, bridge, that
is the transom closed

and us ready to haul the anchor.

Terrific, you can start
hauling anchor

as soon as
you're up there.

I love this.

She just said you can
haul the anchor.

Oh, sorry.

Anchor is at the water line,
at the water line.

Anchor is home, anchor is home.

I'm gonna go pack and change.

I'm gonna go watch
them back it in.

What the [bleep]?

The fender's in the wrong spot.

Please take the
anchor ball down,

please take
the anchor ball down.

[bleep]'s sake!

Ugh!

- Copy.
- We don't look like pros.

Ugh!

I think people are
getting tired,

and they're not doing a
thorough check of their work,

and I'm not gonna let it fly.

What up?

Happy epaulette Friday
to you, sir.

Nine minutes till
we get to the marina.

Copy, understood.

You have four minutes.

Change into your epaulettes.

How's it going?

Yeah, it's gonna be a new...

David, get out on deck,
please, now.

Heaving lines, set up, please.

Let's go.

Six minutes till we
get to the marina.

[bleep]'s sake.

Mzi, Mzi, Lloyd.

I think he's getting his whites
on, he might be off the comms.

Malia, I'm moving to
the starboard wing station,

so let me know when your dock
guys are on the stern.

Yep, copy that.

Dave, Dave, or Malia, can

I get some help getting
this fender to its holder?

On my way, Lloyd.

That's awesome.

You're gonna be on the bow,
if that's okay.

- Yeah.
- Two minutes.

All right, good to drop.

- Yeah.
- Fenders over!

Lloyd, Lloyd, port bow line,
port bow line.

Fifteen feet and closing
to the vessel astern.

We need to walk to port.

Well, everybody else
is backed in.

No pressure.

Throwing stern lines.

Port to spring going across now.

Port bow line on.

Five feet off the dock,
getting stern lines across now.

- Come on, Mzi.
- Ah!

Quick!

Ugh.

Okay, we can put this one on,
we can put this one on.

Bump ahead.

The port dolphin is right
in front of me, I can't.

We're in their ground line.

We're about to hit some ground
lines, and it's my fault.

[bleep]'s sake!

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

This is my favorite night out,

I think because
Lexi wasn't here.

Oh sh--, here we go.

It really, really
gets under my skin

when we start making
rookie-rookie mistakes.

If you see me hustling,
I expect to see you hustling.

My stomach's so sore,
I don't get it.

I just feel sick.
Maybe it's, like, nerves.

Everyone's very anxious.

Lloyd, slow down.

You can't even tell the colors.

Something is off with Lloyd.

[vomiting]

I'm sending Lloyd ashore
because his blood pressure

is really high,
he has chest pains.

Wait, what happened to Lloyd?

- What happened?
- It's serious.