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- Thank you! Thank you!
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So, 1600 a month?
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- Yep, that's what it is.
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- Well, I want to rent
the apartment, not the
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whole block.
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- It has got everything
you could possibly need.
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I mean it's close to the shops,
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the tube station is right down the road,
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it has got some great pubs on the corner
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and it's furnished.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- So you'll take it right?
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- Uh, well.
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- You're an actress, aren't you?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah, I saw you in the silent
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- Day.
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- The Silent Day.
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Yeah, you were really good.
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- Okay, well I don't want to push you,
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but this place is going to be rented
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by the end of the day.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, I mean, these types
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of apartments are almost
impossible to find.
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I've got like 10 people coming by
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to visit this place just today.
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- 10?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah right.
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- Jonathan, hi, please
tell me I got the job.
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Oh fuck.
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Did they get my script?
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Did they like it?
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What?
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Not enough drama?
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My script is so much better than all
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this Hollywood crap.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry too.
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Okay, speak to you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Fuck.
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I'll take it.
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- Morning Sandra.
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- Good morning Dick,
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I hope you don't mind
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but we've all started working already.
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- No, I don't mind.
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- Oh, it's really good to see you anyway.
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- Yeah, you too.
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And you know I'm wishing you double
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what you're wishing me.
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- I can't go to hell twice, Dick.
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- Yeah, but two Sandra's
wouldn't fit anyway, would they?
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Morning mate.
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- I just sold them an Audi Q5.
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That's number 87 so far.
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What?
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You're not happy for your best friend?
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Are you feeling depressed?
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- No, I'm reading this book,
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it's fascinating.
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- Selling cars for dummies?
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- Don't be a Dick Sandra.
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It's about ancient wisdom.
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- Ah.
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- Oh, nice.
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- Did you know that when you buy a car,
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you feel happy right?
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But it isn't according to this,
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the car that causes the happiness.
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The happiness is created by the fact that
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in that moment you are free from desire.
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And so for a moment life
is as good as it gets.
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- Listen, happiness is the absence
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of striving for happiness.
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Chuang Tzu.
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- Yeah.
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- Mate, do you never
think about this stuff?
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Like what it's all about?
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Because you know what.
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I was reading this last night
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and do you know what I realized?
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- You're having a midlife crisis?
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- I realized who I was.
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- Come on Dick, our meeting's starting.
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- Right guys, listen up.
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First of all the results so far.
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Leo, 86.
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- I just sold an Audi Q5.
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- My correction, 87.
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Philip, 79, above expectation.
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Arno, 71.
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And Dick, 29.
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You sold just 1 car over
the last two weeks Dick.
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Success is a choice.
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It all depends on one question.
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Are you an eagle or a Duck?
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- I'm sorry?
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- Are you an eagle or a Duck Dick?
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I want only eagles on my team.
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Ducks they just swim and waddle.
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Now an eagle flies,
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has a great overview
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and knows precisely when to swoop
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and get its prey.
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- Yeah, but I'm a vegetarian.
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- You have one more
month to prove yourself,
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otherwise you're out.
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Moving on gentlemen.
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Next item.
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- Hi sweet.
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- Hi.
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- How was the audition?
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- Yeah, they seemed to like it.
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I think it went well.
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- Great!
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Where's Anna?
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- What?
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I thought you were picking her up.
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You knew I had an audition.
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- You said
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- No, no, you relax, stay here,
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don't worry about it,
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I'll go and get her.
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- Take my car!
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- Oh, thank you very much.
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Anna!
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- Mum!
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- You cannot just walk home on your own.
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- You didn't pick me up.
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- I'm sorry.
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Come on, come with me.
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Are you alright?
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- Can I have a sweetie?
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- Yep.
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So how was your day at school?
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- We had sports day.
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- What?
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- You forgot to bring my sports clothes.
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- I didn't know Anna.
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They should have told me.
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- It was in the letter I gave you.
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Who's Lucile?
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- What?
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It's one of your father's
colleagues darling.
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She must really like working with him.
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- Hi dad.
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- I'm sorry sweet.
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I thought your mum was
coming to pick you up.
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- It's okay.
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- Anna, why don't you go
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and watch the television?
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- Alright.
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- Good girl.
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- Give me your phone.
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- What?
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- Give me your phone.
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- My phone's none of your business.
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- Why, is it only Lucille's business?
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- We're work colleagues.
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- Mum, may I have a drink?
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- Yeah, in a minute Anna.
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- We're work colleagues, it's nothing.
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Nothing.
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- How long has this been going on?
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- Nothing is going on.
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- Do you think I'm an idiot?
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- No.
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- Did you have sex with her?
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- No.
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- Mum.
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- Yeah, in a second Anna.
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- You can sleep on the couch mate.
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- Anna?
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You're still awake?
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- Yes.
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- Yeah okay.
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I've got to talk to you.
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Okay?
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- Why are you angry with dad?
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- Let's put it this way,
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Mummy had baked daddy a really tasty cake
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and she was waiting for him to get home
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to give him the cake.
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And when he finally arrived he was full up
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because he had already
eaten another woman's cake.
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That's why mummy has to
go on holiday for a while.
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- To Spain?
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- London.
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But you can come and visit
me whenever you like okay?
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If you want.
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- Are you looking for UFO's or something?
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- Oh hello.
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Good morning Sandra.
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You look beautiful today.
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- What?
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- Morning Leo.
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- And he is late again.
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That's a record even for you.
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- Oh, it's happening.
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- What?
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- All this.
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Isn't it wonderful?
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- Are you feeling alright Dick?
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- Hey Leo,
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has anyone ever told you,
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that you are perfect?
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- What?
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- You are perfect.
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- Are you on drugs Dick?
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- You know I love you.
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- Get off, get off.
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Are you crazy?
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- Mr. Hanson.
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I have come to tell you I am taking
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the day off.
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- Dick, you know that there's
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a procedure for these things.
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- It is far too nice out there for work.
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- Mr. Hanson,
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he's feeling a bit confused.
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- He's reading this book
on spirituality and so
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- Dick, I don't care
if in your private time
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you listen to vegetarian music.
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But here we work.
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I suggest you focus on your targets.
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- And then what?
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We focus on our targets
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and we make our goals and then next year
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we make new goals and
then we all panic again.
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Does no one else see that that
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is just completely pointless?
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- You are so fired.
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- Oh, thank you sir.
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- Get out, you imbecile.
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- Do you know what your
gravestone is going
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to say when you die?
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It's gonna say,
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here lies John, he sold a lot of cars?
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Who's the imbecile now?
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- Oh, that one over there.
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Thanks.
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- It's so nice having
you living next to me.
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A close neighbor is better
than a far-away friend.
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- Sure.
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- So, that's so exciting that your mum's
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going to be living here.
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- It's just a holiday.
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- Oh, I thought.
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- My mum and dad are on holiday
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as well at the moment.
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They are on a cruise around Scandinavia.
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So I have the whole apartment to myself.
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- You still live with your mum and dad?
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- Yep, do you know how expensive it is
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to rent in London at the moment?
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- No.
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- Don't you have a job?
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- Yes, I'm a computer programmer
in php, C++, javascript,
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HANA technology and
mobile cloud solutions.
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- This is Lisa.
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- Any more to bring in?
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- No, that's great.
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- If you need any more help,
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feel free to ask me.
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- Great.
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Bye.
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- Bye, Anna.
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- Bye.
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- Martin.
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- Bye, Martin.
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- Bye.
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(doorbell)
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- Mum, it's Martin again.
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- I was thinking.
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Could I take you for a drink
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somewhere this week?
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- I've just moved in so.
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- Just to get to know
each other as neighbors?
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00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:08,321
Just one drink?
282
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:10,894
- Yes.
283
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,617
- Great, tomorrow?
284
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,718
- Perhaps a little later in the week?
285
00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:15,551
Thursday?
286
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:17,716
- Perfect.
287
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:18,718
We can go to the Red Lion
288
00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:19,734
at the end of the street.
289
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,731
- Sure.
290
00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:21,977
- Say at seven PM?
291
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,294
- Eight.
292
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:25,211
- Perfect, great, nice.
293
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,050
- Okay.
294
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,417
Well bye.
295
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,537
- Yeah okay, yeah, bye then.
296
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,370
- Bye.
297
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,574
- Wow, thank you.
298
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:07,054
That is such a great farewell party.
299
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,887
- Well you know,
300
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,175
we're really gonna miss you Dick.
301
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,550
It's like who's going to
insult me in the morning?
302
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,474
- Don't worry, I'll text you.
303
00:18:13,474 --> 00:18:14,307
- Oh joy.
304
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:18,093
- Can I have a cola, please?
305
00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:19,234
- A glass of white wine.
306
00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:20,734
- Sparkling water.
307
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,615
- You know what?
308
00:18:24,615 --> 00:18:27,895
It's absolutely wonderful to be free.
309
00:18:27,895 --> 00:18:30,535
And you know what I've realized what I am?
310
00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:31,368
- A dick?
311
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,754
- No, listen.
312
00:18:34,754 --> 00:18:35,754
Who are you?
313
00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:38,430
- Leo.
314
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,230
- Yeah okay so you're Leo.
315
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:44,476
But let's say you change
your name to Roger.
316
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:46,157
Are you still Leo?
317
00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:49,574
- Why would Leo change his name to Roger?
318
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,006
- Well okay, you know what?
319
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,194
That's beside the point.
320
00:18:54,194 --> 00:18:55,213
What I'm trying to explain
321
00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:57,175
is that you are not your name.
322
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,397
This is probably the most important
323
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,333
question you're ever
going to ask yourself.
324
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,333
Who are you?
325
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,430
- Cheers.
326
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,237
- Because I think you
think you're your body.
327
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,055
But you are not your body.
328
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:12,213
- My scales will beg to differ.
329
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:15,963
- Okay, but what if I
cut off both your arms
330
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,915
and both your legs, are you still you?
331
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:20,935
- I really don't think that's
332
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,653
the best way to lose weight, Dick.
333
00:19:22,653 --> 00:19:24,054
- If you haven't got any arms and legs,
334
00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,655
are you still you.
335
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,015
- Yes, of course you are.
336
00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:29,133
- So where then is the hidden I am,
337
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,237
this little I.
338
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,575
In your body?
339
00:19:31,575 --> 00:19:34,333
I know what you're want to say now.
340
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,677
You want to say,
341
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:37,234
actually it's in my mind.
342
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:38,754
You think there is a little Sandra
343
00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,855
up in your mind steering the wheel.
344
00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:45,213
But that, that little
I, that's an illusion.
345
00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:46,514
- Whatever.
346
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,514
- No Sandra.
347
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:52,477
Listen, if you look for that I you're
348
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:54,910
never going to find it.
349
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:58,194
- Oh, so The I is like
a girlfriend for Leo.
350
00:19:58,194 --> 00:19:59,272
- What?
351
00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:00,375
- You'll never find one.
352
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,373
- Oh come on.
353
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:02,813
Just because I haven't had a date in
354
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:04,573
a while doesn't mean I
can't get laid anymore.
355
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:05,575
- Of course it doesn't.
356
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,133
It just means you have to pay for it.
357
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,374
- I have sex from time to time.
358
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,215
I just don't always
tell you guys about it.
359
00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:12,253
- What a minute.
360
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,413
This is possibly the most
existential question ever here,
361
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:17,992
and you've just turned it to sex.
362
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:19,133
- Everything is about sex.
363
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,855
Life is about sex.
364
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:24,433
We're only here because
somebody has been fucking.
365
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,332
Well apart from Leo obviously.
366
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,610
- And how many have you had Sandra?
367
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,373
- What, today?
368
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:32,013
- No, you guys, you don't understand it.
369
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,956
Our brains, they are creating
370
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:37,208
this self-awareness all the time
371
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,208
and then you think that.
372
00:20:48,035 --> 00:20:51,217
- My goal in life is
connect with the source,
373
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,634
to be one with infinite love.
374
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,595
- Thank you, Alice.
375
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,213
- I could do it a bit more
aggressively if you like.
376
00:21:06,213 --> 00:21:07,410
- No, no, no, it was good.
377
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,756
- Yes, thank you Alice.
378
00:21:09,756 --> 00:21:10,589
- It was great to see
you and solid audition.
379
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,670
What's your availability at the moment?
380
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:13,916
- You know what it's like,
381
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,730
I've got a lot of jobs on the go.
382
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:17,914
- Oh, we're filming in the next few days
383
00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,254
and if you're busy then.
384
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:21,857
- No, no, no, I'm sure I can fit it in.
385
00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:23,996
I can be pretty flexible.
386
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:25,630
- Good, we'll give you a call.
387
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,073
- Thanks, Tom.
388
00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:28,156
It's good to see you.
389
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,193
We should catch up.
390
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:32,443
- I'll walk with you Alice.
391
00:21:35,358 --> 00:21:36,646
- Bridget.
392
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:37,479
- Hi, Ismael.
393
00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:38,402
- Nice seeing you.
394
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:39,235
- How are you?
395
00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:40,568
- Good, come in.
396
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,446
- Oh, Alice.
397
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,279
- Hi.
398
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,414
- Sorry I'm late,
399
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,902
I had to go to an audition.
400
00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,118
- Oh, you're an actress?
401
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,572
- Yeah.
402
00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:01,786
- Oh shit.
403
00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:04,936
Have I seen you in anything?
404
00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:07,769
- You remember Elements of Spring?
405
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,138
- No, no, sorry.
406
00:22:11,657 --> 00:22:14,566
- Well, next week I might be winning
407
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,846
the award for best actress
408
00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:18,679
in the The Silent Day.
409
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,802
- Nothing To Be Lost?
410
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,002
- The one with the bear.
411
00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:26,914
- Vampires.
412
00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:28,342
- Vampires, bear.
413
00:22:28,342 --> 00:22:30,170
- Do you ever go to the cinema?
414
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:32,886
- I am terrible with names.
415
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:34,430
- No One Left?
416
00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:36,306
- The Western?
417
00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:39,806
- No it's the crime drama with Rick Alan.
418
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,386
You've been living in a hole.
419
00:22:43,386 --> 00:22:45,219
These aren't B movies.
420
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,133
- Would you like a drink?
421
00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:53,551
- Yeah, please.
422
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:54,634
A white wine.
423
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,916
- A white wine.
424
00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:03,199
- Do I know you from somewhere?
425
00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:04,506
- Well
426
00:23:04,506 --> 00:23:05,394
- I totally remember.
427
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,806
You used to work in a shoe shop
428
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,223
in Oxford Street?
429
00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:13,074
- Yeah, that was a long time ago
430
00:23:13,074 --> 00:23:14,267
when I was a student.
431
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,434
- You sold me a great pair of loafers.
432
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:20,327
- I have loafers.
433
00:23:26,662 --> 00:23:29,662
- So my neighbor's a famous actress.
434
00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:32,992
Do you have time to date with your career?
435
00:23:32,992 --> 00:23:34,538
- Well, it's hard.
436
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,158
Most people just want to date me
437
00:23:36,158 --> 00:23:38,394
because I'm in TV and filming.
438
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:39,654
- Oh, sorry.
439
00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:41,602
It's my agent.
440
00:23:41,602 --> 00:23:42,602
Hi Jonathan.
441
00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:46,582
Yeah, I thought I'd be hearing from you.
442
00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:48,234
Yeah.
443
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,658
What?
444
00:23:49,658 --> 00:23:51,578
With Walter Blackmore?
445
00:23:51,578 --> 00:23:53,110
Yeah.
446
00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,278
What?
447
00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:55,209
Tomorrow?
448
00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:56,602
Why so soon?
449
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,030
No, no, no, it's not a problem.
450
00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,198
Not a problem.
451
00:23:59,198 --> 00:24:00,031
Alright.
452
00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:01,178
Brilliant.
453
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,710
Get them to bike the script over for me.
454
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:03,543
Super.
455
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,470
Good to hear from you.
456
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,220
Thanks Jonathan, bye!
457
00:24:08,454 --> 00:24:09,787
This is amazing.
458
00:24:10,974 --> 00:24:14,528
I could be working with Walter Blackmore.
459
00:24:14,528 --> 00:24:16,494
You know who he is right?
460
00:24:16,494 --> 00:24:17,327
- Yep.
461
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,405
Do you get recognized much?
462
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:26,170
- Well, literally yesterday this guy
463
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,550
stopped me on the street.
464
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,217
He said, hey you're Alice Richardson,
465
00:24:30,217 --> 00:24:31,532
can I have your number?
466
00:24:31,532 --> 00:24:32,902
And I said, Darling, to me you
467
00:24:32,902 --> 00:24:34,402
are just a number.
468
00:24:36,047 --> 00:24:37,053
Do you get it?
469
00:24:37,053 --> 00:24:37,886
- Yeah.
470
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,406
- And then he said, can
I give you my number?
471
00:24:41,406 --> 00:24:45,426
I said, what for, just
in case I need a plumber?
472
00:24:45,426 --> 00:24:46,850
- Oh, he was a plumber.
473
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:47,850
- No, silly.
474
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,922
- I'm gonna watch all your movies, Alice.
475
00:24:54,922 --> 00:24:56,089
- All of them?
476
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,362
- Yep.
477
00:24:58,362 --> 00:24:59,602
- You're so sweet.
478
00:24:59,602 --> 00:25:03,064
- I'm gonna be your biggest fan.
479
00:25:03,064 --> 00:25:04,806
You're wonderful Alice.
480
00:25:04,806 --> 00:25:06,020
You're beautiful,
481
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,030
so funny and talented.
482
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,697
I really enjoy this.
483
00:25:10,702 --> 00:25:13,619
- I'm just going to powder my nose.
484
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,436
- Cut.
485
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:01,186
We're gonna go again.
486
00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:07,912
- Tom, I just wanted to say
487
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,476
I am so excited to be here.
488
00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:12,080
And I think you have done
489
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,648
a really great job putting me with Walter.
490
00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:15,592
- It's good to have you here.
491
00:26:15,592 --> 00:26:16,508
Michelle Jones was going
492
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,341
to play the part,
493
00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:18,174
but we found out she was pregnant
494
00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:19,176
at the last minute.
495
00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:20,136
- Oh.
496
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:21,696
- Yeah, so we are really
happy you were free.
497
00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:24,488
Can you jump in first again?
498
00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:25,821
First positions.
499
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,387
Sound, camera, and action.
500
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,372
- May I sit here?
501
00:26:48,964 --> 00:26:49,797
- Yes.
502
00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:56,800
- Hi, I'm Dick.
503
00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:00,598
- Nina.
504
00:27:01,795 --> 00:27:04,189
- Do you come here often?
505
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,790
- No.
506
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:09,707
- Me neither so we've
got a lot in common then.
507
00:27:23,937 --> 00:27:25,520
- Welcome everyone.
508
00:27:26,995 --> 00:27:31,084
Today I am going to talk
about identification.
509
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:34,417
All suffering comes from identification.
510
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,492
I was just reading in the newspaper that
511
00:27:37,492 --> 00:27:39,201
the Chelsea hooligans rioted
512
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:41,951
after Chelsea lost the cup final.
513
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,003
So you can see that if you identify with
514
00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:48,003
your team and they lose,
515
00:27:49,012 --> 00:27:51,532
you will feel the pain.
516
00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:54,950
- Yeah, but Chelsea fans are cowards.
517
00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:56,409
- But I was just talking about
518
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,281
identification in general.
519
00:27:58,281 --> 00:27:59,793
- Then why'd you bring up Chelsea?
520
00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:02,044
- Because I just read it in the paper,
521
00:28:02,044 --> 00:28:04,877
and it seemed like a good example.
522
00:28:06,233 --> 00:28:09,239
Okay, which club do you support?
523
00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:10,156
- West Ham.
524
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:14,063
- You're used to losing a lot then.
525
00:28:14,063 --> 00:28:14,896
- What?
526
00:28:16,817 --> 00:28:18,507
- Okay, you don't need
to take it personally.
527
00:28:18,507 --> 00:28:20,613
- This is personal.
528
00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:22,886
- Hey, just relax.
529
00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:26,719
- Hey, we're talking
about enlightenment here.
530
00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:34,169
- We're all just one, aren't we?
531
00:28:34,169 --> 00:28:38,161
It's just all about finding
out who you really are.
532
00:28:38,161 --> 00:28:39,158
You see, it's so simple.
533
00:28:39,158 --> 00:28:41,100
If I just cut of both your arms
534
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:41,999
and both your legs.
535
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:45,226
- It's like, when you were hit,
536
00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,559
I could feel it.
537
00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:51,254
Although, no one was hit.
538
00:28:51,254 --> 00:28:53,087
Because there is no I.
539
00:28:54,475 --> 00:28:56,142
- Yeah, not anymore.
540
00:28:57,047 --> 00:28:58,771
Would you like a coffee?
541
00:28:58,771 --> 00:28:59,604
- Cut.
542
00:29:00,786 --> 00:29:01,619
- Tom.
543
00:29:03,627 --> 00:29:04,960
- I need a bit more sexual attraction,
544
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,939
none of this wet fish stuff.
545
00:29:06,939 --> 00:29:09,297
- He is a wet fish, read the script.
546
00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:11,714
Who writes this stuff anyway?
547
00:29:12,598 --> 00:29:14,197
Okay, watch and learn,
548
00:29:14,197 --> 00:29:16,114
this is a pick up line.
549
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,422
- Are you from heaven?
550
00:29:20,422 --> 00:29:21,987
Because every time I look in those
551
00:29:21,987 --> 00:29:24,978
eyes all I see is an angel.
552
00:29:24,978 --> 00:29:27,426
- Yeah that's because you are a sleazebag.
553
00:29:27,426 --> 00:29:29,843
- Tommy, I am taking a break.
554
00:29:33,637 --> 00:29:35,637
Can I make you a coffee?
555
00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,713
- Yes please.
556
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:46,755
- Americano, latte, cappuccino, espresso?
557
00:29:46,755 --> 00:29:48,378
- Espresso please.
558
00:29:48,378 --> 00:29:49,711
- Espresso okay.
559
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:55,643
- Look, I have been a fan
of yours for many years.
560
00:29:55,643 --> 00:29:57,195
- Single or double espresso?
561
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:58,028
- Single.
562
00:29:59,696 --> 00:30:01,765
I watched all the episodes
of Don't be a Dick.
563
00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:04,198
It really is an honor to be part of it.
564
00:30:04,198 --> 00:30:07,237
- Well, we had to make
some changes, didn't we?
565
00:30:07,237 --> 00:30:09,704
We got ourselves a very nice new hot lady
566
00:30:09,704 --> 00:30:13,704
and then they added the
spiritual stuff as well.
567
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,377
- Yeah, I love it.
568
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:20,127
- And now it's all we
have lost God and hope,
569
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,650
what's the meaning of life?
570
00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:25,328
It's all a crock of bullshit
571
00:30:25,328 --> 00:30:27,075
as far as I'm concerned.
572
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,197
But you know, you go with what works in
573
00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:32,346
the moment until the next fad.
574
00:30:32,346 --> 00:30:33,513
- Yeah, right.
575
00:30:34,976 --> 00:30:35,809
- Nina.
576
00:30:38,163 --> 00:30:38,996
- Alice.
577
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:47,413
- Thank you so much.
578
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:48,830
- You're welcome.
579
00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:54,958
- So, you've got any
more projects coming up?
580
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,154
- I just wrapped on Red Rocks,
581
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,539
so for a nice change I get to concentrate
582
00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:00,122
on Don't be a Dick.
583
00:31:01,923 --> 00:31:03,814
- Red Rocks, that was with,
584
00:31:03,814 --> 00:31:05,562
oh God what was her name?
585
00:31:05,562 --> 00:31:07,717
- Lucy Anderson.
586
00:31:07,717 --> 00:31:09,392
- I read in the tabloids that she
587
00:31:09,392 --> 00:31:12,128
is putting her acting career on hold.
588
00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:13,473
- Yeah, little Lucy.
589
00:31:13,473 --> 00:31:14,974
She says it's because she wants
590
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,520
to become a mother.
591
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,480
But basically unfortunately
it's that lame excuse.
592
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,693
She is basically just too old.
593
00:31:22,693 --> 00:31:23,862
Let me give you some advice.
594
00:31:23,862 --> 00:31:25,699
You need to look at your career
595
00:31:25,699 --> 00:31:28,150
like a soccer player does.
596
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:30,431
You've got till maybe
somewhere in your thirties,
597
00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,398
the odd one or two will
make it until they're forty.
598
00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:34,054
And then they go into teaching
599
00:31:34,054 --> 00:31:35,979
or production or something.
600
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,101
Listen, that is a hard truth I know.
601
00:31:38,101 --> 00:31:39,632
But I'm the good guy here,
602
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:40,822
I tell it how it is instead
603
00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:43,645
of pretending it doesn't happen right.
604
00:31:43,645 --> 00:31:45,123
It is more graceful to go out
605
00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:46,942
on your own terms then
606
00:31:46,942 --> 00:31:48,942
it is to get kicked off.
607
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,925
How old are you anyway?
608
00:31:51,925 --> 00:31:52,758
- 29.
609
00:31:55,059 --> 00:31:57,886
- Well baby we better get moving.
610
00:31:57,886 --> 00:31:58,822
Excuse me, can we get a couple
611
00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:00,655
more drinks here mate.
612
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,976
Listen if you've got the chops.
613
00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:08,110
Maybe we could do a feature together.
614
00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:11,610
- Oh, now that I really like the sound of.
615
00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:13,883
- I thought you might.
616
00:32:13,883 --> 00:32:14,883
- So, hello.
617
00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:16,557
- Martin.
618
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,419
Martin I am right in the middle
619
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:20,581
of a conversation.
620
00:32:20,581 --> 00:32:22,581
- I'm Alice's boyfriend.
621
00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:25,116
- Boyfriend.
622
00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:27,995
- Martin, you are not my boyfriend.
623
00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:29,869
- Oh, so our kiss meant nothing?
624
00:32:29,869 --> 00:32:32,119
- This is Walter Blackmore.
625
00:32:33,037 --> 00:32:34,619
- Why are you doing this to me Alice?
626
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,112
- Okay, you know what sweetheart,
627
00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,263
you need to sort your shit out
628
00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:38,467
with your boyfriend first.
629
00:32:38,467 --> 00:32:39,371
- No, no, no.
630
00:32:39,371 --> 00:32:40,270
Just wait.
631
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:43,702
Walter, honestly I can explain it to you.
632
00:32:43,702 --> 00:32:45,369
- Oh for fucks sake.
633
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:50,910
- I thought we had something special.
634
00:32:51,859 --> 00:32:54,576
- Have you been following me?
635
00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:56,558
- So, I'm not allowed to
have a drink in this pub?
636
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:57,558
- Oh my God.
637
00:32:58,430 --> 00:32:59,680
Leave me alone.
638
00:33:06,441 --> 00:33:08,123
- Do you like cake daddy?
639
00:33:08,123 --> 00:33:09,821
- Yes I do.
640
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,544
- Mum says you ate another woman's cake.
641
00:33:12,544 --> 00:33:13,377
- What?
642
00:33:14,624 --> 00:33:17,801
- She said you ate another woman's cake
643
00:33:17,801 --> 00:33:20,107
- Another woman's cake?
644
00:33:20,107 --> 00:33:22,443
- Yeah, she said that's why she left.
645
00:33:22,443 --> 00:33:25,003
- Well that's not exactly true.
646
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,123
I didn't eat another woman's cake.
647
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:29,744
- I eat cake at Jennie's house
648
00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,605
and mum doesn't mind that.
649
00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:33,285
- It's just that when you're married
650
00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:36,987
you are not allowed to
eat other people's cake.
651
00:33:36,987 --> 00:33:38,267
- You can only eat mum's cake?
652
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,483
- Yeah.
653
00:33:39,483 --> 00:33:40,763
- And she can only eat your cake?
654
00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:41,596
- Yeah.
655
00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:45,584
- I think you two are
very bad at marriage then
656
00:33:45,584 --> 00:33:49,365
because I've seen you both
eat other people's cake.
657
00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,003
- Really?
658
00:33:51,003 --> 00:33:53,003
- We have it at grandma's,
659
00:33:53,003 --> 00:33:56,747
when we're in Spain, and at birthdays.
660
00:33:56,747 --> 00:33:57,744
- Yes.
661
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,327
But that's allowed.
662
00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:04,187
- Basically, mum can't
have cake from another man
663
00:34:04,187 --> 00:34:07,520
and I can't eat cake from another woman.
664
00:34:08,523 --> 00:34:09,643
So we can eat it as long
665
00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:11,403
as it's not directly from
666
00:34:11,403 --> 00:34:12,820
the opposite sex
667
00:34:16,885 --> 00:34:17,718
or family or friends.
668
00:34:17,718 --> 00:34:21,594
Family, friends, restaurants
and parties are okay.
669
00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,196
- And you ate another woman's cake?
670
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,377
- I didn't eat it,
671
00:34:25,377 --> 00:34:27,380
I just looked at it.
672
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,653
- You just looked at it?
673
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,916
- I looked at it when I was meant
674
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,916
to be eating your mum's.
675
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:48,506
- Mummy.
676
00:34:48,506 --> 00:34:49,839
- Hello sweetie,
677
00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:52,164
come on in.
678
00:34:54,783 --> 00:34:55,786
- How are you?
679
00:34:55,786 --> 00:34:57,453
- Yeah, I'm alright.
680
00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:01,124
I've got a job on Don't be a Dick.
681
00:35:01,124 --> 00:35:02,484
- Don't be a Dick?
682
00:35:02,484 --> 00:35:03,401
Wow, great.
683
00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,007
Can I come in, talk
about your custody papers
684
00:35:07,007 --> 00:35:08,424
and your divorce?
685
00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,746
- Just tell me.
686
00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:15,020
What do you want to say?
687
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:17,124
- I can't believe this divorce.
688
00:35:17,124 --> 00:35:19,444
Divorce because I flirt with a colleague.
689
00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:20,687
- And the rest Mark.
690
00:35:20,687 --> 00:35:21,764
- There is no rest.
691
00:35:21,764 --> 00:35:23,967
I kissed her once and that's it.
692
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:25,983
- We hadn't had sex in months.
693
00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:27,786
You could walk into a room
694
00:35:27,786 --> 00:35:31,119
and I'd be naked and you
wouldn't even notice.
695
00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:32,186
A woman knows.
696
00:35:32,186 --> 00:35:33,487
- You are here in London while
697
00:35:33,487 --> 00:35:34,826
I'm with her every night.
698
00:35:34,826 --> 00:35:36,159
- Yeah blame me.
699
00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:41,124
- You want it like this?
700
00:35:41,124 --> 00:35:42,543
Do you like this?
701
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,004
Is this the way you want it?
702
00:35:44,004 --> 00:35:46,026
You want me to file for full divorce,
703
00:35:46,026 --> 00:35:47,243
full custody and the house?
704
00:35:47,243 --> 00:35:49,823
Is that what you want?
705
00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:51,263
Because I've spoken to a lawyer
706
00:35:51,263 --> 00:35:54,824
and they've assured me I will win.
707
00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:57,907
- And your true colors shine through.
708
00:36:03,941 --> 00:36:06,024
- I still love you Alice.
709
00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:14,816
- I'm not doing this.
710
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:37,226
- I love Don't be a Dick.
711
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:38,527
I've seen all of the episodes.
712
00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:39,524
- Really?
713
00:36:39,524 --> 00:36:41,023
- Yeah, you write for it don't you?
714
00:36:41,023 --> 00:36:42,083
- Yeah.
715
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,743
- Did you write for all seven seasons?
716
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,763
- Yeah.
717
00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:45,596
- Cool.
718
00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:50,346
I write.
719
00:36:50,346 --> 00:36:51,403
- Oh, really?
720
00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:53,247
Anything I might know?
721
00:36:53,247 --> 00:36:57,524
- I'm focusing more on
the writing at the moment.
722
00:36:57,524 --> 00:36:59,578
I haven't really sent anything out.
723
00:36:59,578 --> 00:37:00,495
- Oh, okay.
724
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:05,183
- The writing on this is incredible.
725
00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:06,527
I mean those jokes that Dick tells
726
00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:09,777
about your weight are always hilarious.
727
00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:14,783
Not that you are
overweight really, I mean.
728
00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:16,062
Maybe a little above average.
729
00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:17,284
But it's not like you need lifting
730
00:37:17,284 --> 00:37:21,117
out of the house by a
crane or anything is it?
731
00:37:22,586 --> 00:37:26,404
- Oh Walter, I'm sorry about
what happened yesterday.
732
00:37:26,404 --> 00:37:28,987
It's my creepy neighbor Martin.
733
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,847
- You make out with all
your creepy neighbors?
734
00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,804
- It was just a kiss
on the cheek good bye.
735
00:37:34,804 --> 00:37:36,884
He is a total freak.
736
00:37:36,884 --> 00:37:38,801
- Okay next scene guys.
737
00:37:47,626 --> 00:37:49,965
- Wow, it looks amazing.
738
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:52,882
- You wait till you see the inside.
739
00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:00,400
- Hello?
740
00:38:02,163 --> 00:38:02,996
Alice?
741
00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:08,320
Hi Anna.
742
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,836
(doorbell)
743
00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,143
- Hello there, sign here please.
744
00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:53,146
- Sign?
745
00:38:53,146 --> 00:38:53,979
- Yeah.
746
00:38:55,844 --> 00:38:56,844
- Thank you.
747
00:38:58,084 --> 00:39:00,084
Good luck in court mate.
748
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:13,663
- You know what?
749
00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:16,330
I want to do a feature with you.
750
00:39:17,407 --> 00:39:18,863
My dad's got one that's come up.
751
00:39:18,863 --> 00:39:20,063
The production company wants me
752
00:39:20,063 --> 00:39:22,804
to star in it, of course.
753
00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:24,863
But he actually thinks you'd be
754
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,780
a perfect leading lady.
755
00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:34,603
And you should join the Blackmore Agency.
756
00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:36,367
- I'm with Jonathan.
757
00:39:36,367 --> 00:39:38,164
- My dad gets approached double, triple
758
00:39:38,164 --> 00:39:42,106
what Jonathan does by
casting directors, producers.
759
00:39:42,106 --> 00:39:43,727
- I've been with him since the beginning.
760
00:39:43,727 --> 00:39:46,727
- He knows everybody who is anybody.
761
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,920
- All right, I'll think about it.
762
00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:57,066
- Oh my god, look at your body.
763
00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,544
Look at it, it's amazing.
764
00:39:58,544 --> 00:40:01,347
- That is enough Walter.
765
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:02,447
- Oh my God that's beautiful.
766
00:40:02,447 --> 00:40:03,280
- Stop it.
767
00:40:18,548 --> 00:40:20,381
- Do you want a drink?
768
00:40:21,242 --> 00:40:23,147
- Yes, a coffee please.
769
00:40:23,147 --> 00:40:25,130
- A coffee, sure.
770
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,511
- Actually, make that a shot.
771
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:27,610
- A shot?
772
00:40:27,610 --> 00:40:29,471
- Tequila, vodka, whatever you got.
773
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:30,767
- It's not even 11 AM.
774
00:40:30,767 --> 00:40:32,271
- Where am I?
775
00:40:32,271 --> 00:40:34,191
An AA meeting?
776
00:40:34,191 --> 00:40:37,028
I have an impossible decision to make.
777
00:40:37,028 --> 00:40:39,188
- Between vodka and tequila?
778
00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:41,924
- I have a meeting in half
779
00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:44,424
an hour about changing agents.
780
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,903
- Why don't you just flip a coin?
781
00:40:49,903 --> 00:40:51,183
- Flip a coin?
782
00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:52,350
- Flip a coin.
783
00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:54,724
- Is that how you ended up running
784
00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:56,424
a pub instead of a pizzeria?
785
00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:57,444
- Absolutely.
786
00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:59,201
That's how I ended up serving alcohol
787
00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:03,167
to desperate people like you at 11 AM.
788
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:04,586
Heads or tails?
789
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:07,546
- I'm not flipping a coin
to make this decision.
790
00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:09,327
- Heads is your current agency.
791
00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:11,263
Tail is the new agency.
792
00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:12,930
Tell me their names?
793
00:41:14,447 --> 00:41:16,884
- I'm with Jonathan Howard associates.
794
00:41:16,884 --> 00:41:19,384
The other is Blackmore agency.
795
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,104
- Okay, head is Howard, tail is Blackmore.
796
00:41:24,986 --> 00:41:29,887
- Which side of the coin
do you hope it's gonna be?
797
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:32,304
I know you have a preference.
798
00:41:33,262 --> 00:41:34,826
It's not the coin,
799
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:38,243
it's your heart that gave you the answer.
800
00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:47,706
- Alice, Walter's told me that you want
801
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,203
to invest in our agency.
802
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:51,036
- Invest?
803
00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:56,624
I heard that you were
looking to represent me
804
00:41:56,624 --> 00:42:00,548
and that there might be a
movie that I'd be right for.
805
00:42:00,548 --> 00:42:02,628
- Of course, that's a given.
806
00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:04,227
But let's talk about the investment.
807
00:42:04,227 --> 00:42:05,866
How much can you invest?
808
00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:07,222
- Invest?
809
00:42:07,222 --> 00:42:10,889
No I was just interested
in changing agents.
810
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:14,585
- You don't have any savings?
811
00:42:14,585 --> 00:42:16,468
- Well, of course I do.
812
00:42:16,468 --> 00:42:19,264
- We can offer six percent of the stock.
813
00:42:19,264 --> 00:42:21,465
Our expected interest on investment
814
00:42:21,465 --> 00:42:24,024
is over 17% on a yearly basis.
815
00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:26,524
- 17% that's really good.
816
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:31,007
But what about my role in the new movie.
817
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,847
- Think bigger Alice.
818
00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:34,788
As an investor in our
agency we will ensure
819
00:42:34,788 --> 00:42:36,363
that you get first choice
820
00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:40,280
of auditions leading you
to all the main roles.
821
00:42:42,884 --> 00:42:45,668
So six percent is £54,000.
822
00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:47,168
Is that a problem?
823
00:42:49,865 --> 00:42:53,144
- Well, that's nearly all my savings.
824
00:42:53,144 --> 00:42:55,844
- You don't believe in your own talent?
825
00:42:55,844 --> 00:42:57,323
- Of course I do.
826
00:42:57,323 --> 00:42:59,284
I'm nominated.
827
00:42:59,284 --> 00:43:01,247
I'm going to have to
speak to Jonathan first.
828
00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:02,831
- Oh come on Alice.
829
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:04,668
Jonathan has never
allowed you the confidence
830
00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,806
that your talent deserves.
831
00:43:06,806 --> 00:43:09,389
This should be an absolute yes.
832
00:43:10,909 --> 00:43:12,576
I believe in myself,
833
00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:15,668
I believe in my success.
834
00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:18,318
But most importantly,
835
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:21,227
I believe in you Alice.
836
00:43:23,807 --> 00:43:26,970
Blackmore agencies will get you there.
837
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,720
I will get you there.
838
00:43:56,671 --> 00:43:57,791
- Sorry.
839
00:43:57,791 --> 00:43:59,988
- No, now is not the right time Martin.
840
00:43:59,988 --> 00:44:01,050
I'm going to the movie awards
841
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,728
and I need to leave in 20 minutes.
842
00:44:02,728 --> 00:44:05,188
- Can you please accept these flowers?
843
00:44:05,188 --> 00:44:07,588
- Just to be clear.
844
00:44:07,588 --> 00:44:10,490
There is nothing between us okay?
845
00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:13,508
Let's just say hi as neighbors, that's it.
846
00:44:13,508 --> 00:44:14,511
- Hi.
847
00:44:14,511 --> 00:44:15,344
- Not now.
848
00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:31,059
- Are you joking?
849
00:44:35,887 --> 00:44:36,804
- Hi mummy!
850
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,050
- Hi sweetie!
851
00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:44,168
- Wow Alice, you look gorgeous, gorgeous.
852
00:44:45,231 --> 00:44:47,951
Killer dress for the awards.
853
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:48,784
Nervous?
854
00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:52,040
- Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
855
00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:55,887
- Come on in sweetie,
856
00:44:55,887 --> 00:44:57,220
go to your room.
857
00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:03,188
- Please tell the babysitter she
858
00:45:03,188 --> 00:45:05,450
has been a little bit ill this week.
859
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:07,567
A bit of a tummy problem.
860
00:45:07,567 --> 00:45:10,047
- Yes I will tell her.
861
00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:13,797
- The doctor is saying
divorce causes stress.
862
00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:15,781
- Okay.
863
00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:20,687
- Monday at seven.
864
00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:21,520
- Yeah.
865
00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:26,544
- By the way, good luck tonight.
866
00:45:26,544 --> 00:45:27,794
- Thanks, Mark.
867
00:45:32,911 --> 00:45:33,744
- Shit.
868
00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:46,708
Martin.
869
00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:47,541
- Alice.
870
00:45:48,527 --> 00:45:50,228
- Thank you for the flowers.
871
00:45:50,228 --> 00:45:52,026
I really love them.
872
00:45:52,026 --> 00:45:54,068
And I am sorry for all the horrible things
873
00:45:54,068 --> 00:45:55,485
I've said to you.
874
00:45:56,570 --> 00:45:58,751
I really like you.
875
00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:01,147
But just as a friend, okay.
876
00:46:01,147 --> 00:46:03,087
- Yeah, just as a friend.
877
00:46:03,087 --> 00:46:05,610
- We're neighbors and it's always nice
878
00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:07,907
to be friends with neighbors.
879
00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:09,471
- Yeah.
880
00:46:09,471 --> 00:46:13,930
- And as neighbors we help
each other out, right?
881
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:14,763
- Yeah.
882
00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:17,988
- Oh, you're so sweet.
883
00:46:17,988 --> 00:46:21,791
As you know, I'm going to
an awards ceremony tonight.
884
00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:23,791
I'm up for best actress.
885
00:46:24,707 --> 00:46:25,946
It's massive.
886
00:46:25,946 --> 00:46:27,871
And I really need to be there.
887
00:46:27,871 --> 00:46:28,890
- You want me to come?
888
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:29,723
- No.
889
00:46:31,215 --> 00:46:33,407
- I've actually got a little black jacket.
890
00:46:33,407 --> 00:46:35,791
I bought it for my nan's funeral.
891
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,208
- Martin, Martin,
892
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,808
could you look after Anna for me tonight?
893
00:46:42,808 --> 00:46:46,729
- Yeah, of course, it would be an honor.
894
00:46:46,729 --> 00:46:48,191
- Thank you.
895
00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:49,988
You are really helping me out.
896
00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:52,047
You can watch TV,
897
00:46:52,047 --> 00:46:54,687
fall asleep on my couch
until I get back okay?
898
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,250
- Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
899
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,511
- Thank you Martin.
900
00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,178
- I almost lost you.
901
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,739
I'm so glad we have
found each other again.
902
00:47:06,739 --> 00:47:08,572
I need you in my life.
903
00:47:12,919 --> 00:47:15,444
- You know I'm nominated
for best actress right?
904
00:47:15,444 --> 00:47:16,277
- Yes.
905
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,808
- Well, tonight they are
announcing who is winning
906
00:47:21,808 --> 00:47:25,725
the award and they really
want me to be there.
907
00:47:26,779 --> 00:47:29,362
So I want you to be a big girl.
908
00:47:30,244 --> 00:47:33,843
You can stay up and watch
cartoons until eight o clock,
909
00:47:33,843 --> 00:47:37,743
but then you have to put
yourself to bed okay?
910
00:47:37,743 --> 00:47:38,576
- 8:30?
911
00:47:40,544 --> 00:47:42,522
- No answering the door okay?
912
00:47:42,522 --> 00:47:43,355
Promise?
913
00:47:59,183 --> 00:48:03,350
- Alice, Walter, what an
exciting evening for us all.
914
00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:10,843
One nomination for you and two for Walter.
915
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:16,404
- I'm so proud of my Dick.
916
00:48:16,404 --> 00:48:18,321
But his name is Walter.
917
00:48:20,602 --> 00:48:21,788
- Cally.
918
00:48:21,788 --> 00:48:22,900
- How are you feeling?
919
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,020
- A little bit nervous.
920
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,402
- You'll be fine.
921
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,500
- I don't understand why you're
922
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,903
not nominated you know.
923
00:48:27,903 --> 00:48:29,620
You are such a good actress.
924
00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:31,002
- Well thank you.
925
00:48:31,002 --> 00:48:34,658
- So there is a guy with
a dog in a pub right,
926
00:48:34,658 --> 00:48:36,660
watching footie on the TV.
927
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:38,543
Aston Villa getting beating three nil
928
00:48:38,543 --> 00:48:41,044
and when the final whistle goes,
929
00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:42,783
the dog lies on his back
930
00:48:42,783 --> 00:48:44,939
with his feet up in the air playing dead.
931
00:48:44,939 --> 00:48:45,938
The bartender goes,
932
00:48:45,938 --> 00:48:48,404
what does he do when they win?
933
00:48:48,404 --> 00:48:51,024
The guy goes, I have no idea,
934
00:48:51,024 --> 00:48:54,980
I've only had the dog for eight months.
935
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:56,362
- Walter says I need to treat my career
936
00:48:56,362 --> 00:48:58,063
more like a football player.
937
00:48:58,063 --> 00:48:59,140
- Oh, what like earn money
938
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:00,602
without using your brains?
939
00:49:00,602 --> 00:49:01,435
Cheers.
940
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,961
- Well he says you have your career
941
00:49:05,961 --> 00:49:07,540
until somewhere in your thirties
942
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:10,986
and then go into coaching or training.
943
00:49:10,986 --> 00:49:12,817
- So I'm not interrupting any conversation
944
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,082
of any value whatsoever I assume?
945
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:17,226
- Well actually I was
just telling Cally about
946
00:49:17,226 --> 00:49:21,018
the comparison you made between
footballers and actresses.
947
00:49:21,018 --> 00:49:22,518
- Yes, that's true.
948
00:49:22,518 --> 00:49:24,382
Men are rather more like fine wine,
949
00:49:24,382 --> 00:49:27,140
they get better with age.
950
00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:29,882
Whereas women are rather more
951
00:49:29,882 --> 00:49:31,715
like milk aren't they?
952
00:49:33,818 --> 00:49:35,957
- You're right about men being like wine.
953
00:49:35,957 --> 00:49:39,957
Too much of their crap
will give you a headache.
954
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,022
- Do not let Walter put you down.
955
00:49:45,022 --> 00:49:47,939
- Oh no, I know Walter pretty well.
956
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,244
- Last year they asked me
to announce best actress
957
00:50:00,244 --> 00:50:03,582
and this year they've asked me again.
958
00:50:03,582 --> 00:50:06,749
I guess they know I'm good with women.
959
00:50:08,244 --> 00:50:10,440
- Sarah Lin won last year
960
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,321
and ever since we have
seen her everywhere.
961
00:50:13,321 --> 00:50:14,154
Literally.
962
00:50:16,964 --> 00:50:21,131
You know the nude pictures
that were leaked online?
963
00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:28,485
And the award for best actress,
964
00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:32,481
is it Katherine Height?
965
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,317
No, no, sit down.
966
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:44,747
The award for best actress
967
00:50:46,963 --> 00:50:49,046
goes to Alice Richardson.
968
00:51:33,181 --> 00:51:34,281
- Thank you.
969
00:51:34,281 --> 00:51:36,441
Thank you so much.
970
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,108
You are magnificent.
971
00:51:40,244 --> 00:51:43,140
I want to thank my fabulous directors
972
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:46,094
Ismael Lotz and Tom Deville
973
00:51:46,094 --> 00:51:48,427
for seeing all of my talent.
974
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:52,703
Oh and my boyfriend Walter Blackmore,
975
00:51:54,159 --> 00:51:56,401
thank you darling.
976
00:51:56,401 --> 00:51:58,818
Thank you so much, thank you.
977
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,538
Thank you, thank you so much.
978
00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:11,324
Oh, it's good to see you.
979
00:52:16,484 --> 00:52:17,860
- If they would give an award
980
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,300
for the hottest actress,
981
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,542
I wouldn't just give you one,
982
00:52:20,542 --> 00:52:21,959
I'd give you two.
983
00:52:23,601 --> 00:52:25,022
- It's a curse being beautiful.
984
00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:26,605
- Yes I understand.
985
00:52:28,644 --> 00:52:31,800
Look, if there is any way I can help
986
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,100
you through these tough times,
987
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,164
why don't you let me know?
988
00:52:36,164 --> 00:52:37,860
- Thank you.
989
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:41,277
Please make me your next charity project.
990
00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:45,982
- Bridget.
991
00:52:45,982 --> 00:52:47,924
You might be able to help me actually.
992
00:52:47,924 --> 00:52:51,182
Cause you're too good to be true.
993
00:52:51,182 --> 00:52:54,221
I can't take my eyes off you.
994
00:52:54,221 --> 00:52:57,888
- Walter, darling, the
limousine is waiting.
995
00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:11,934
- What an incredible night.
996
00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:15,978
I'm sorry you didn't win too.
997
00:53:19,022 --> 00:53:21,742
- I already have eleven
of those ugly statues.
998
00:53:21,742 --> 00:53:22,992
- Yeah, I know.
999
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,622
Walter, you know those photos
1000
00:53:26,622 --> 00:53:29,102
of me you have by the pool.
1001
00:53:29,102 --> 00:53:31,435
Can you delete those please?
1002
00:53:32,618 --> 00:53:35,022
It's not that I don't
trust you or anything,
1003
00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:36,954
I just don't want them to end up
1004
00:53:36,954 --> 00:53:38,398
on the internet you know.
1005
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:39,737
I don't want to be the next
1006
00:53:39,737 --> 00:53:42,601
naked award winning actress.
1007
00:53:42,601 --> 00:53:43,700
- They're off my phone.
1008
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700
- Thank you.
1009
00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,724
- Safe on my laptop.
1010
00:53:49,619 --> 00:53:50,774
- Don't be funny Walter,
1011
00:53:50,774 --> 00:53:52,100
delete them please.
1012
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,096
- Don't be such a prude.
1013
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:54,478
It kind of turns me on
1014
00:53:54,478 --> 00:53:56,777
to think that people could see you naked.
1015
00:53:56,777 --> 00:54:00,110
- Hey I trusted you with those pictures.
1016
00:54:02,795 --> 00:54:05,038
- You invite me in?
1017
00:54:05,038 --> 00:54:06,536
- No, my daughter is upstairs,
1018
00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:08,293
I don't think it's a good idea tonight.
1019
00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:09,400
- You have a daughter?
1020
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,959
- Yes.
1021
00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:12,564
- When were you going
to tell me about that?
1022
00:54:12,564 --> 00:54:15,620
- Well I'm not exactly hiding it from you.
1023
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,220
- You know what, fucking get out!
1024
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,217
- What?
1025
00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:19,337
- Get the fuck out of the car!
1026
00:54:19,337 --> 00:54:21,998
- Hang on, you're not getting laid
1027
00:54:21,998 --> 00:54:24,357
so I have to get out?
1028
00:54:24,357 --> 00:54:25,376
- Yes, you know what.
1029
00:54:25,376 --> 00:54:27,435
This ride has become
complete waste of fuel.
1030
00:54:27,435 --> 00:54:28,935
- Fuck you Walter.
1031
00:54:36,638 --> 00:54:38,055
Anna? Anna? Anna?
1032
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:45,697
- So, did you win?
1033
00:54:45,697 --> 00:54:47,614
- Martin, Anna is gone.
1034
00:54:49,737 --> 00:54:50,773
- I was watching a movie till late
1035
00:54:50,773 --> 00:54:52,180
and someone randomly knocked on the door.
1036
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,717
- Where is she?
1037
00:54:53,717 --> 00:54:54,917
- I opened the door and there
1038
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:55,961
was this little girl crying.
1039
00:54:55,961 --> 00:54:57,241
- Tell me where she is.
1040
00:54:57,241 --> 00:54:58,895
What have you done with her you freak.
1041
00:54:58,895 --> 00:54:59,994
- She's with her dad.
1042
00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:01,001
- What?
1043
00:55:01,001 --> 00:55:02,121
- She's with her dad.
1044
00:55:02,121 --> 00:55:03,801
She had a headache, she
felt nauseous, and fever
1045
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,737
and so I took her to see her father.
1046
00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:06,570
- Oh fuck.
1047
00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:09,481
- I really think you need
1048
00:55:09,481 --> 00:55:10,841
a bit more responsibility Alice.
1049
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,393
You can't leave your child home alone.
1050
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,226
- Shut up.
1051
00:55:14,137 --> 00:55:15,278
- No you shut up.
1052
00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:17,001
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
1053
00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,251
- Where's Anna?
1054
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:23,812
- Hi mum.
1055
00:55:23,812 --> 00:55:24,895
- Sweetheart.
1056
00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:28,420
- I was feeling sick mummy.
1057
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:31,657
- I know baby, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
1058
00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:35,324
- Anna, mum and dad
will be right back okay.
1059
00:55:38,457 --> 00:55:40,100
- Have you gone insane?
1060
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:41,161
You're leaving a seven year old
1061
00:55:41,161 --> 00:55:43,140
girl home alone all night?
1062
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,201
You know what I think.
1063
00:55:44,201 --> 00:55:45,417
I think you wanted out.
1064
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:46,617
You're using all this
1065
00:55:46,617 --> 00:55:48,878
because you can't admit to yourself
1066
00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:49,881
that you don't want Anna
1067
00:55:49,881 --> 00:55:51,594
and you don't want me.
1068
00:55:51,594 --> 00:55:52,927
- I'd better go.
1069
00:55:56,558 --> 00:55:58,217
- By the way,
1070
00:55:58,217 --> 00:56:00,238
leaving Anna home alone will damage you
1071
00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:01,716
in a custody hearing.
1072
00:56:01,716 --> 00:56:03,966
Even for an awards evening.
1073
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,533
- I won.
1074
00:56:15,059 --> 00:56:16,976
- No, tonight you lost.
1075
00:56:32,217 --> 00:56:33,540
- So what do you think?
1076
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,798
- I don't know Dick,
1077
00:56:34,798 --> 00:56:36,881
I think it's a bit weird.
1078
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,338
For the first time in my life
1079
00:56:39,338 --> 00:56:41,598
I'm doing something meaningful.
1080
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,736
I am helping people.
1081
00:56:43,736 --> 00:56:45,480
Well, actually I am helping raise
1082
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,620
the levels of consciousness in humanity.
1083
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,370
- In an orange dress?
1084
00:56:53,157 --> 00:56:54,877
- I'm a spiritual teacher now Leo.
1085
00:56:54,877 --> 00:56:56,899
This is what we wear.
1086
00:56:56,899 --> 00:56:58,158
- Why?
1087
00:56:58,158 --> 00:56:59,161
- What do you mean why?
1088
00:56:59,161 --> 00:57:00,900
There is no why.
1089
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,137
We are showing people the light.
1090
00:57:04,137 --> 00:57:05,780
Here, we help them connect
1091
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,598
with their true selves.
1092
00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:09,848
Exploring your true nature.
1093
00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:14,841
Okay whatever.
1094
00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:17,424
Now, I do need some help though
1095
00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:21,021
tomorrow night with the talk.
1096
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:24,201
Would you sit on door
and collect the money?
1097
00:57:24,201 --> 00:57:25,034
- Yeah.
1098
00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,041
- See?
1099
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:29,698
Sri Dickji.
1100
00:57:29,698 --> 00:57:31,115
It works I think.
1101
00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:34,340
- It doesn't even rhyme.
1102
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,593
Dick, it's time!
1103
00:57:46,238 --> 00:57:47,822
- How many people are there?
1104
00:57:47,822 --> 00:57:48,739
- Just six.
1105
00:57:53,278 --> 00:57:55,918
- It's not about quantity Leo.
1106
00:57:55,918 --> 00:57:57,379
- I don't mind, I don't have to pay
1107
00:57:57,379 --> 00:57:59,212
the rent for the room.
1108
00:58:25,841 --> 00:58:26,674
- Namaste.
1109
00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:33,141
Welcome to this meeting in truth.
1110
00:58:33,141 --> 00:58:34,974
My name is Sri Dickji.
1111
00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:42,105
Today we're going to talk
about self-realization.
1112
00:58:42,105 --> 00:58:45,465
Many people suffer because
they believe themselves
1113
00:58:45,465 --> 00:58:47,419
to be a separate person.
1114
00:58:47,419 --> 00:58:49,419
But this is an illusion.
1115
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:51,694
- Why?
1116
00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:55,502
- Because you are simply happening,
1117
00:58:55,502 --> 00:58:57,422
but our brains, your brain,
1118
00:58:57,422 --> 00:59:00,618
creates this self-awareness so you view
1119
00:59:00,618 --> 00:59:03,721
yourself, we all do, as an I.
1120
00:59:03,721 --> 00:59:04,554
- And so?
1121
00:59:05,641 --> 00:59:06,974
- There is no I.
1122
00:59:07,988 --> 00:59:10,280
- But I chose to come to this meeting.
1123
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:15,246
- Ah, that's just a story
you're telling yourself.
1124
00:59:15,246 --> 00:59:18,542
- And that's the story
you're telling yourself.
1125
00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:22,004
- And Sandra, you may not
ask any more questions.
1126
00:59:22,004 --> 00:59:23,340
- Why not?
1127
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:25,556
- Because you do not understand.
1128
00:59:25,556 --> 00:59:29,389
- Well maybe you are not
telling it very well.
1129
00:59:31,102 --> 00:59:32,185
- If you are identified
1130
00:59:32,185 --> 00:59:35,481
with your body and your thoughts,
1131
00:59:35,481 --> 00:59:38,302
then you don't see the
whole overview, do you?
1132
00:59:38,302 --> 00:59:40,802
So it just begs that question,
1133
00:59:41,762 --> 00:59:43,640
are you a duck or are you a bird?
1134
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,473
- Eagle.
1135
00:59:48,622 --> 00:59:50,281
- Are you an eagle or are you a bird?
1136
00:59:50,281 --> 00:59:51,114
- Duck.
1137
00:59:52,681 --> 00:59:54,514
Eagle or a Duck, Dick.
1138
00:59:55,646 --> 00:59:57,785
- Are you an eagle or are you a duck?
1139
00:59:57,785 --> 01:00:00,035
Because an eagle flies high
1140
01:00:01,326 --> 01:00:03,545
and has a great overview,
1141
01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:05,795
whereas a duck just waddles
1142
01:00:06,643 --> 01:00:08,976
and flies to and then swims.
1143
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,662
- So are there any more questions?
1144
01:00:17,662 --> 01:00:18,829
- Yes, Sandra?
1145
01:00:20,841 --> 01:00:24,924
- Did you just ask me if
I am an eagle or a Duck?
1146
01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:40,382
- And cut.
1147
01:00:40,382 --> 01:00:41,721
Have lunch everybody, take a break.
1148
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:42,554
Thank you.
1149
01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:46,358
- Well done Sri Dickji.
1150
01:00:47,979 --> 01:00:48,979
- Thank you.
1151
01:00:50,838 --> 01:00:52,340
Do you know that some gurus they
1152
01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:55,044
use their status to get sex.
1153
01:00:55,044 --> 01:00:56,425
- Really?
1154
01:00:56,425 --> 01:00:59,321
- Think you'd fall for that?
1155
01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:02,105
- I'd see straight through it.
1156
01:01:02,105 --> 01:01:03,561
But you are more than welcome
1157
01:01:03,561 --> 01:01:04,959
to come back to my apartment
1158
01:01:04,959 --> 01:01:08,801
for some philosophical
discussion and herbal tea.
1159
01:01:08,801 --> 01:01:12,862
- I'm sure Sri Dickji would be honored,
1160
01:01:12,862 --> 01:01:15,362
but he might prefer a whiskey.
1161
01:01:19,262 --> 01:01:22,164
- Thank you my sweet servant.
1162
01:01:22,164 --> 01:01:24,600
I can't stay too late.
1163
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,062
- Oh.
1164
01:01:26,062 --> 01:01:27,764
- I've got one of those boring investor
1165
01:01:27,764 --> 01:01:30,344
parties to go to with my dad.
1166
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:35,102
- But I thought you had
something to make up to me?
1167
01:01:35,102 --> 01:01:37,781
- Well it's not that I like
going to those parties.
1168
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:41,531
- I'm trying so hard
to have a nice evening.
1169
01:01:44,324 --> 01:01:46,302
All I want is for you
1170
01:01:46,302 --> 01:01:48,459
to spend the night with me.
1171
01:01:48,459 --> 01:01:52,265
You know how much I
love making love to you.
1172
01:01:52,265 --> 01:01:53,924
Please?
1173
01:01:53,924 --> 01:01:55,924
Send your dad a message.
1174
01:02:38,018 --> 01:02:38,851
- Alice?
1175
01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,678
- You're a computer programmer right?
1176
01:02:41,678 --> 01:02:45,838
- Yeah, in PHP, C++, Javascript.
1177
01:02:45,838 --> 01:02:47,358
- I just need you to get into this laptop.
1178
01:02:47,358 --> 01:02:49,097
I need the password.
1179
01:02:49,097 --> 01:02:50,601
- That would take me at least an hour.
1180
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,238
- Do it.
1181
01:02:52,238 --> 01:02:53,241
- I'm not going to hack someone's
1182
01:02:53,241 --> 01:02:54,580
laptop without knowing why.
1183
01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,441
- I don't have time to explain.
1184
01:02:56,441 --> 01:02:57,961
You know Walter Blackmore, the actor.
1185
01:02:57,961 --> 01:02:59,220
Well this is his laptop.
1186
01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:00,681
I need the password.
1187
01:03:00,681 --> 01:03:03,998
Please Martin, you're
the only man I can trust.
1188
01:03:03,998 --> 01:03:06,361
- Okay, I'll bring it back in the morning.
1189
01:03:06,361 --> 01:03:07,694
- No, do it now.
1190
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,118
I'll come back and pick it up in an hour.
1191
01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:12,521
- It's the middle of the night.
1192
01:03:12,521 --> 01:03:16,121
- Please Martin, I'd be really grateful.
1193
01:03:16,121 --> 01:03:17,492
Please?
1194
01:03:17,492 --> 01:03:19,575
- Okay, consider it done.
1195
01:03:56,257 --> 01:03:57,507
- Alice, Alice.
1196
01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:02,131
- Martin.
1197
01:04:04,158 --> 01:04:05,358
- What the fuck?
1198
01:04:05,358 --> 01:04:06,361
- No, no, it's all right,
1199
01:04:06,361 --> 01:04:07,358
it's my neighbor.
1200
01:04:07,358 --> 01:04:08,361
I'll sort this out,
1201
01:04:08,361 --> 01:04:09,358
it's fine.
1202
01:04:09,358 --> 01:04:10,191
- You're sleeping with him.
1203
01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:11,274
- Go outside.
1204
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,815
- Next time you have an
epileptic seizure Martin,
1205
01:04:14,815 --> 01:04:16,762
call a doctor.
1206
01:04:16,762 --> 01:04:18,429
- Epileptic seizure?
1207
01:04:24,888 --> 01:04:27,471
- You can't keep running to me.
1208
01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,991
- Martin has epilepsy and he fits
1209
01:04:30,991 --> 01:04:32,009
- You know, that's enough.
1210
01:04:32,009 --> 01:04:35,509
That's twice with this flipping dork here.
1211
01:04:38,606 --> 01:04:40,751
You, you've got issues.
1212
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,001
I'm going home.
1213
01:04:43,609 --> 01:04:44,442
- Oh fuck.
1214
01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:48,657
Go home Martin.
1215
01:04:52,409 --> 01:04:54,076
- It's the password.
1216
01:04:57,289 --> 01:04:58,287
Thank you Martin.
1217
01:04:58,287 --> 01:05:00,831
You're welcome Alice.
1218
01:05:00,831 --> 01:05:02,914
- Martin get out of here.
1219
01:05:19,310 --> 01:05:21,893
- So, you finally won an award?
1220
01:05:27,348 --> 01:05:28,868
- Finally?
1221
01:05:28,868 --> 01:05:30,489
- Yeah, I mean.
1222
01:05:30,489 --> 01:05:34,489
For how long have you
been in the industry?
1223
01:05:34,489 --> 01:05:36,156
- Quite a long time.
1224
01:05:39,508 --> 01:05:42,508
Hey, never too late to win an award.
1225
01:05:43,448 --> 01:05:44,669
- Alice.
1226
01:05:44,669 --> 01:05:45,752
- Ismael, hi.
1227
01:05:52,188 --> 01:05:53,190
How are you?
1228
01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:54,189
- Good, good.
1229
01:05:54,189 --> 01:05:55,193
How are you?
1230
01:05:55,193 --> 01:05:56,191
- Very well.
1231
01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:57,193
Good to see you.
1232
01:05:57,193 --> 01:05:58,191
- Good seeing you.
1233
01:05:58,191 --> 01:06:00,989
- I think life is total craziness.
1234
01:06:00,989 --> 01:06:02,952
It's like everything we perceive,
1235
01:06:02,952 --> 01:06:04,452
none of it's real.
1236
01:06:07,012 --> 01:06:09,631
How can we know what's true.
1237
01:06:09,631 --> 01:06:10,464
We can't.
1238
01:06:12,175 --> 01:06:14,452
You think you've woken up.
1239
01:06:14,452 --> 01:06:17,727
I think you're in a deep sleep.
1240
01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:19,226
- Great, thanks Alice.
1241
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,713
- Yes thank you.
1242
01:06:20,713 --> 01:06:21,711
- I did mention to your agent
1243
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,615
that we're looking for
someone mid-twenties.
1244
01:06:23,615 --> 01:06:25,033
Five years ago you would have
1245
01:06:25,033 --> 01:06:26,031
been perfect for this role.
1246
01:06:26,031 --> 01:06:29,781
But now you're just a
little bit more mature.
1247
01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:32,292
Don't take offense Alice,
1248
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,991
I'm just trying to give you some advice.
1249
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:35,535
- I'm not taking offense.
1250
01:06:35,535 --> 01:06:38,288
This audition is for a supporting role
1251
01:06:38,288 --> 01:06:40,943
and I only audition for leads.
1252
01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:42,987
So, I was giving you a chance.
1253
01:06:42,987 --> 01:06:44,132
- Giving me a chance?
1254
01:06:44,132 --> 01:06:45,715
- Yes Tom, goodbye.
1255
01:07:05,752 --> 01:07:06,815
- Hi, you've reached Walter,
1256
01:07:06,815 --> 01:07:08,148
leave a message.
1257
01:07:09,711 --> 01:07:11,631
- Hi Walter, it's me.
1258
01:07:11,631 --> 01:07:12,964
We need to talk.
1259
01:07:13,961 --> 01:07:16,335
I'm sorry about what happened yesterday.
1260
01:07:16,335 --> 01:07:19,433
My neighbor Martin's
parents are away on a cruise
1261
01:07:19,433 --> 01:07:22,052
and they asked me to keep an eye on him.
1262
01:07:22,052 --> 01:07:24,452
I must be too giving.
1263
01:07:24,452 --> 01:07:27,189
Also, your father sent me on an audition
1264
01:07:27,189 --> 01:07:28,772
and I got rejected.
1265
01:07:30,287 --> 01:07:32,255
So, I'm not sure what happened there,
1266
01:07:32,255 --> 01:07:34,755
but I really wanted that role.
1267
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,092
Give me a call when you get
1268
01:07:37,092 --> 01:07:38,271
the message Walter.
1269
01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,872
I've been trying to get you all afternoon.
1270
01:07:39,872 --> 01:07:40,705
Okay, bye.
1271
01:07:54,116 --> 01:07:55,033
- Hi Alice.
1272
01:07:55,912 --> 01:07:58,953
- Could I speak to Walter please?
1273
01:07:58,953 --> 01:07:59,786
- Sure.
1274
01:08:01,257 --> 01:08:02,090
Walter?
1275
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,291
- Hey Alice.
1276
01:08:09,493 --> 01:08:11,151
- Who's that?
1277
01:08:11,151 --> 01:08:12,815
- This is Bridget,
1278
01:08:12,815 --> 01:08:14,852
newest member of the Blackmore Agency.
1279
01:08:14,852 --> 01:08:16,473
- What?
1280
01:08:16,473 --> 01:08:18,212
- You have a problem with that?
1281
01:08:18,212 --> 01:08:22,379
- Yes, I don't want my
competitors at my own agency.
1282
01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:24,931
- You know what,
1283
01:08:24,931 --> 01:08:26,431
it's not really your agency is it.
1284
01:08:26,431 --> 01:08:29,014
Since you only own six percent.
1285
01:08:30,431 --> 01:08:32,456
- Could I speak to Walter alone?
1286
01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:33,289
- Sure.
1287
01:08:35,897 --> 01:08:37,177
So that's it?
1288
01:08:37,177 --> 01:08:38,799
It's over between us?
1289
01:08:38,799 --> 01:08:40,696
- What exactly did we have?
1290
01:08:40,696 --> 01:08:42,180
- Is this because of what happened
1291
01:08:42,180 --> 01:08:44,100
last night with Martin?
1292
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,799
- You need to get over yourself,
1293
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:48,549
because as if I care.
1294
01:08:49,737 --> 01:08:52,217
- You just move right on to the next one.
1295
01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:53,050
- Yeah.
1296
01:08:54,176 --> 01:08:55,476
- You realize she is half your age,
1297
01:08:55,476 --> 01:08:57,001
she's just using you to
get into the business.
1298
01:08:57,001 --> 01:08:57,834
- And?
1299
01:08:59,161 --> 01:09:00,244
- Disgusting.
1300
01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:04,159
- Women they use sex to get power
1301
01:09:04,159 --> 01:09:06,521
and men they use power to get sex.
1302
01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:08,340
That's how the game works.
1303
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:11,017
- Well maybe I don't like that game.
1304
01:09:11,017 --> 01:09:12,017
- Hey Alice,
1305
01:09:14,297 --> 01:09:17,547
good luck with your tiny little career.
1306
01:10:38,482 --> 01:10:40,649
- I want to say I'm sorry.
1307
01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:44,836
I was wrong and what I did was ignorant.
1308
01:10:46,561 --> 01:10:48,585
I think what tends to happen is that we
1309
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:52,002
just see things from our own perspective.
1310
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,260
But you know what,
1311
01:11:01,241 --> 01:11:03,408
now that I can see clearly
1312
01:11:06,623 --> 01:11:10,790
I just really hope that
you can accept my apology.
1313
01:11:26,599 --> 01:11:28,516
- That is so beautiful.
1314
01:11:29,524 --> 01:11:30,357
Thank you.
1315
01:11:41,161 --> 01:11:41,994
- Cut.
1316
01:11:42,921 --> 01:11:43,754
Well done.
1317
01:11:48,025 --> 01:11:50,858
- You know what, just do the work.
1318
01:11:52,623 --> 01:11:54,484
- Alice, can I have a quick word
1319
01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:55,817
with you please?
1320
01:11:58,961 --> 01:12:03,122
Yeah so, there's no easy way to put this.
1321
01:12:03,122 --> 01:12:06,619
But, it's not working out with your role
1322
01:12:06,619 --> 01:12:08,786
and we have to let you go.
1323
01:12:12,722 --> 01:12:14,840
- Anything else?
1324
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,923
- I'm so sorry Alice.
1325
01:12:15,923 --> 01:12:17,721
- You save me the faked empathy.
1326
01:12:17,721 --> 01:12:19,343
- But Alice.
1327
01:12:19,343 --> 01:12:21,545
- So that's it, you just kick me out?
1328
01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:24,361
- I don't know what you're talking about.
1329
01:12:24,361 --> 01:12:25,844
- You made big promises to me
1330
01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:27,865
and none of them came true.
1331
01:12:27,865 --> 01:12:29,761
- Alice, take a seat.
1332
01:12:29,761 --> 01:12:31,525
- You found a younger model
1333
01:12:31,525 --> 01:12:33,039
and you just push me aside?
1334
01:12:33,039 --> 01:12:34,456
- Alice sit down.
1335
01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:41,882
- Walter's laptop has been
missing since yesterday.
1336
01:12:41,882 --> 01:12:44,341
I was wondering whether
maybe you knew where it is?
1337
01:12:44,341 --> 01:12:46,674
- How the hell would I know?
1338
01:12:48,901 --> 01:12:52,234
- Perhaps this will refresh your memory.
1339
01:13:10,618 --> 01:13:13,118
- Can you tell me where it is?
1340
01:13:21,139 --> 01:13:23,056
- I threw it in a lake.
1341
01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:30,032
- I see.
1342
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:33,018
As I'm sure you can understand,
1343
01:13:33,018 --> 01:13:36,518
we will have to report this to the police.
1344
01:13:38,978 --> 01:13:39,895
- No, John.
1345
01:13:41,538 --> 01:13:43,701
Please, you can't do that.
1346
01:13:43,701 --> 01:13:45,635
If I have a criminal record,
1347
01:13:45,635 --> 01:13:47,797
I could lose the custody of my child.
1348
01:13:47,797 --> 01:13:49,359
Please Walter?
1349
01:13:49,359 --> 01:13:50,660
I will buy you a new laptop.
1350
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,456
I will do whatever it takes.
1351
01:13:52,456 --> 01:13:55,123
Please let me make it up to you.
1352
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:57,797
- All right.
1353
01:13:57,797 --> 01:13:59,839
I'll make you a deal.
1354
01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:01,957
If you don't want us to report this,
1355
01:14:01,957 --> 01:14:04,316
you give us back the six percent stock
1356
01:14:04,316 --> 01:14:05,899
and we pay you zip.
1357
01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:11,837
Otherwise you can take the consequences.
1358
01:14:11,837 --> 01:14:14,504
If you agree, you can sign here.
1359
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,201
Oh and by the way,
1360
01:14:20,037 --> 01:14:23,120
you're fired from Blackmore Agencies.
1361
01:14:47,072 --> 01:14:48,538
- Hi Mark.
1362
01:14:48,538 --> 01:14:49,759
- Alice, it would have been a sign
1363
01:14:49,759 --> 01:14:52,194
of respect to show up in court.
1364
01:14:52,194 --> 01:14:53,637
- What?
1365
01:14:53,637 --> 01:14:55,199
What do you mean?
1366
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,378
- You don't care about the custody
1367
01:14:56,378 --> 01:14:58,514
of our own daughter?
1368
01:14:58,514 --> 01:15:00,901
- I don't know what you're talking about.
1369
01:15:00,901 --> 01:15:02,458
- You're a liar.
1370
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:03,461
Bullshit.
1371
01:15:03,461 --> 01:15:05,637
You got a registered letter.
1372
01:15:05,637 --> 01:15:08,959
- Mark, please I didn't receive anything.
1373
01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:13,098
- Well, you can see our
child one weekend a month.
1374
01:15:13,098 --> 01:15:15,578
You just think she's bothering you anyway.
1375
01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,556
So well done Alice.
1376
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,981
Good mothering.
1377
01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:19,898
You failed.
1378
01:16:30,383 --> 01:16:32,800
- So, you had a good weekend?
1379
01:16:34,419 --> 01:16:35,252
Good.
1380
01:16:37,042 --> 01:16:39,375
- Why do you never visit me?
1381
01:16:42,101 --> 01:16:44,934
- Oh sweetheart, it's complicated.
1382
01:16:46,085 --> 01:16:47,002
- It's not.
1383
01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:52,044
You have a car so you
can just drive to me.
1384
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:56,181
When I have an argument with a friend,
1385
01:16:56,181 --> 01:16:59,431
you always tell me to talk and make up.
1386
01:17:00,645 --> 01:17:01,812
Why don't you?
1387
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,845
- Okay, I'm sorry.
1388
01:17:05,845 --> 01:17:06,842
I promise I'm gonna come
1389
01:17:06,842 --> 01:17:08,118
and see you more often.
1390
01:17:08,118 --> 01:17:08,951
- Daddy.
1391
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,460
- Bye Alice.
1392
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:33,620
- Somehow I have the feeling that you
1393
01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:35,453
are not doing so well.
1394
01:17:37,742 --> 01:17:39,342
- You're a bartender Paolo,
1395
01:17:39,342 --> 01:17:40,925
not a psychologist.
1396
01:17:42,036 --> 01:17:44,340
- Here, this one is on the house okay.
1397
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:45,641
Maybe it will help you to get away
1398
01:17:45,641 --> 01:17:47,220
from your misery
1399
01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:49,303
and feel a little better.
1400
01:17:50,484 --> 01:17:51,817
Thank you Paolo.
1401
01:17:57,262 --> 01:17:59,801
- Could you lend me some money?
1402
01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,662
- Listen, I can give you free drinks.
1403
01:18:01,662 --> 01:18:03,646
I can even put a mall on the tap.
1404
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:05,785
But lending you money, come on.
1405
01:18:05,785 --> 01:18:09,369
I'm a bartender, not a charity foundation.
1406
01:18:09,369 --> 01:18:11,769
- I'm a month late on my rent.
1407
01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:14,868
The landlord wants to kick me out.
1408
01:18:14,868 --> 01:18:16,285
- I have an idea.
1409
01:18:22,985 --> 01:18:24,902
- You got to be joking.
1410
01:18:28,888 --> 01:18:30,830
- That's what we're going to do.
1411
01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:33,268
I'll lend you the money now
1412
01:18:33,268 --> 01:18:35,685
and you start tomorrow at 10.
1413
01:18:36,824 --> 01:18:38,388
- Oh Paolo.
1414
01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:40,888
- Okay, let's make it 12 okay?
1415
01:18:48,836 --> 01:18:50,060
- Are you going to make the decision
1416
01:18:50,060 --> 01:18:52,060
or shall we flip a coin?
1417
01:19:08,437 --> 01:19:11,187
(doorbell rings)
1418
01:19:30,302 --> 01:19:32,084
- Good morning.
1419
01:19:32,084 --> 01:19:34,483
- Oh, Paolo no, I can't.
1420
01:19:34,483 --> 01:19:35,844
- Listen, go take a shower,
1421
01:19:35,844 --> 01:19:36,964
put on this outfit
1422
01:19:36,964 --> 01:19:39,044
and then we walk together.
1423
01:19:39,044 --> 01:19:41,181
- I'm not gonna be a waitress.
1424
01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:43,881
- You're going to act like one then.
1425
01:19:43,881 --> 01:19:45,945
- Please Paolo!
1426
01:19:45,945 --> 01:19:46,942
- Please?
1427
01:19:46,942 --> 01:19:47,945
Shower.
1428
01:19:47,945 --> 01:19:48,778
Chop Chop.
1429
01:20:06,265 --> 01:20:07,807
- You writing a screenplay?
1430
01:20:07,807 --> 01:20:10,084
- I am just writing down my dramas.
1431
01:20:10,084 --> 01:20:11,945
- I think it's good to write down things,
1432
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,641
takes them out of your head.
1433
01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:14,997
- Now it's officially down on paper
1434
01:20:14,997 --> 01:20:17,225
how much I screwed up my life.
1435
01:20:17,225 --> 01:20:20,141
- Oh come on Alice, don't be so negative.
1436
01:20:20,141 --> 01:20:22,858
There are a lot of
positive things going on.
1437
01:20:22,858 --> 01:20:24,862
You are young, you are
beautiful, you are healthy.
1438
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,124
And besides there is
this amazing bartender
1439
01:20:27,124 --> 01:20:29,522
who just gave you a job so you can get
1440
01:20:29,522 --> 01:20:31,881
your life back on track.
1441
01:20:31,881 --> 01:20:35,548
- It's a drama Paulo,
not a science fiction.
1442
01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:46,539
Tell me something.
1443
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:51,198
Why are you helping me?
1444
01:20:51,198 --> 01:20:52,265
- Because a long time ago you
1445
01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:55,341
sold me some great loafers.
1446
01:20:55,341 --> 01:20:57,097
- Seriously.
1447
01:20:57,097 --> 01:20:58,105
- Well you know.
1448
01:20:58,105 --> 01:20:59,428
You've been in the movies,
1449
01:20:59,428 --> 01:21:00,862
you've been on television
1450
01:21:00,862 --> 01:21:04,612
and I thought maybe I
can enter the industry.
1451
01:21:36,702 --> 01:21:38,468
- Hey Alice.
1452
01:21:38,468 --> 01:21:39,561
- Hi.
1453
01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:42,066
- Oh oh, somebody is in a foul mood today.
1454
01:21:42,066 --> 01:21:44,329
- I haven't had enough
coffee yet for you Paolo.
1455
01:21:44,329 --> 01:21:45,545
- You didn't sleep well?
1456
01:21:45,545 --> 01:21:47,454
- I was working on my script.
1457
01:21:47,454 --> 01:21:49,263
- Did you find out Who is Alice?
1458
01:21:49,263 --> 01:21:50,985
- Alice is very tired and moody,
1459
01:21:50,985 --> 01:21:53,449
so don't be too witty.
1460
01:21:53,449 --> 01:21:55,988
- Listen, I just wanted
to tell you something.
1461
01:21:55,988 --> 01:21:58,468
It's been nice to have you around
1462
01:21:58,468 --> 01:21:59,785
in these couple of months.
1463
01:21:59,785 --> 01:22:00,788
Really.
1464
01:22:00,788 --> 01:22:02,766
After 12 O'clock you almost become
1465
01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:04,505
a decent human being.
1466
01:22:04,505 --> 01:22:05,338
Seriously.
1467
01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:08,546
I want to ask you if you want
1468
01:22:08,546 --> 01:22:10,907
to work for me full time.
1469
01:22:10,907 --> 01:22:11,905
It would be an honor to have
1470
01:22:11,905 --> 01:22:13,905
you around all the time.
1471
01:22:15,967 --> 01:22:18,384
- Okay, do you Paolo Benazzo,
1472
01:22:21,247 --> 01:22:24,991
take your lawful employee
Alice Richardson,
1473
01:22:24,991 --> 01:22:28,020
do you covenant to love
her, to cherish her,
1474
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:31,401
and to give her a raise of 10 percent.
1475
01:22:31,401 --> 01:22:32,520
- 10 percent?
1476
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,420
I give you five.
1477
01:22:34,420 --> 01:22:36,063
- Oh, you want to toss a coin?
1478
01:22:36,063 --> 01:22:37,743
- Okay that's good, you
mess with my accent.
1479
01:22:37,743 --> 01:22:39,060
That's actually good for business.
1480
01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:41,310
Seven, I'll give you seven.
1481
01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:46,673
- I would have settled for five sucker.
1482
01:22:49,516 --> 01:22:50,799
- What can I get you?
1483
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:51,802
- Alice?
1484
01:22:51,802 --> 01:22:52,799
- Cally?
1485
01:22:52,799 --> 01:22:54,079
- Oh my goodness, what a surprise.
1486
01:22:54,079 --> 01:22:55,079
How are you?
1487
01:22:56,340 --> 01:22:57,340
- Good, you?
1488
01:22:58,239 --> 01:22:59,860
- I am good, thanks!
1489
01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:02,660
- Oh sorry, this is Alice Richardson.
1490
01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:04,282
- Linda, hi.
1491
01:23:04,282 --> 01:23:05,699
- So, how's life?
1492
01:23:07,802 --> 01:23:10,656
- I ruined my finances,
I ruined my career,
1493
01:23:10,656 --> 01:23:12,223
I ruined my marriage,
1494
01:23:12,223 --> 01:23:14,223
and now I only see my
child one weekend a month
1495
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:18,580
and I help out desperate
bartenders at 11 AM.
1496
01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:20,497
- Do you want a coffee?
1497
01:23:23,043 --> 01:23:24,623
- I hadn't realized the
security camera recorded
1498
01:23:24,623 --> 01:23:26,724
the whole thing.
1499
01:23:26,724 --> 01:23:27,721
So that's why they dropped me
1500
01:23:27,721 --> 01:23:29,546
from Blackmore Agency.
1501
01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:30,379
- Wow.
1502
01:23:32,084 --> 01:23:33,663
- So, what happened to
your psycho neighbor.
1503
01:23:33,663 --> 01:23:34,804
- Martin.
1504
01:23:34,804 --> 01:23:36,522
Oh, his parents came
back from their cruise
1505
01:23:36,522 --> 01:23:38,063
and moved to Scotland.
1506
01:23:38,063 --> 01:23:39,845
So he had to find his own place to live.
1507
01:23:39,845 --> 01:23:42,229
At least I haven't' got
somebody watching me 24/7.
1508
01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:43,479
- What a shame.
1509
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:47,242
- I am writing a script.
1510
01:23:47,242 --> 01:23:48,624
I haven't finished it yet.
1511
01:23:48,624 --> 01:23:51,041
But would you read it for me?
1512
01:23:52,144 --> 01:23:54,682
- Yes sure, I'd love too.
1513
01:23:54,682 --> 01:23:55,861
- Great.
1514
01:23:55,861 --> 01:23:59,444
I will get you another
coffee on the house.
1515
01:24:03,925 --> 01:24:04,962
- Hi Alice.
1516
01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:06,304
- Martin.
1517
01:24:06,304 --> 01:24:08,322
- I am just collecting
the mail for my parents.
1518
01:24:08,322 --> 01:24:09,722
The new owners keep it for us,
1519
01:24:09,722 --> 01:24:11,802
and I pick it up.
1520
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:13,648
So how are you?
1521
01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:14,629
- Yeah, good.
1522
01:24:14,629 --> 01:24:15,462
- Me too.
1523
01:24:16,608 --> 01:24:20,441
I'm not having as many
epileptic fits anymore.
1524
01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:22,805
- So how is Anna?
1525
01:24:22,805 --> 01:24:24,544
- She's good.
1526
01:24:24,544 --> 01:24:26,448
She's coming to stay at the weekend.
1527
01:24:26,448 --> 01:24:28,928
- Oh, well say hello from me.
1528
01:24:28,928 --> 01:24:29,761
- I will.
1529
01:24:30,805 --> 01:24:32,523
Bye Martin.
1530
01:24:32,523 --> 01:24:34,106
- I miss you Alice.
1531
01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:37,071
You really hurt me.
1532
01:24:38,627 --> 01:24:40,083
- Martin, I was never looking
1533
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,416
for a relationship with you.
1534
01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:45,568
You're a really nice guy,
1535
01:24:45,568 --> 01:24:48,401
I just wasn't looking for romance.
1536
01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:53,008
- You are so special to me.
1537
01:24:53,008 --> 01:24:54,986
To Walter you are just a number.
1538
01:24:54,986 --> 01:24:56,986
- Martin just let it be.
1539
01:24:58,043 --> 01:25:00,543
- In fact, you were number 52.
1540
01:25:04,069 --> 01:25:05,902
- What do you mean 52?
1541
01:25:07,568 --> 01:25:10,001
- He recorded all his girlfriends.
1542
01:25:10,001 --> 01:25:11,125
- Recorded?
1543
01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:11,958
Like what?
1544
01:25:13,347 --> 01:25:14,666
- Like when you press record
1545
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,749
and you record something.
1546
01:25:18,185 --> 01:25:20,518
For example, in the bedroom.
1547
01:25:23,029 --> 01:25:24,362
Sex tapes Alice.
1548
01:25:26,069 --> 01:25:29,509
- He recorded all of his girlfriends?
1549
01:25:29,509 --> 01:25:31,125
- Yep, 52 women!
1550
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,208
Well, 51, one turned out to be a guy.
1551
01:25:35,749 --> 01:25:38,749
He didn't realize, but he found out.
1552
01:25:39,946 --> 01:25:42,196
- And how do you know this?
1553
01:25:43,205 --> 01:25:45,955
- I made a copy of his harddrive.
1554
01:25:46,965 --> 01:25:49,048
- And where is that copy?
1555
01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:51,251
- At my place.
1556
01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:55,932
- Oh Martin, you are my savior.
1557
01:26:02,106 --> 01:26:05,466
Did you see any pictures of me?
1558
01:26:05,466 --> 01:26:07,466
- I didn't look at them.
1559
01:26:08,928 --> 01:26:11,886
I'm not keen on swimming pools anyway.
1560
01:26:11,886 --> 01:26:15,248
- Martin, what I want
you to do is to go home,
1561
01:26:15,248 --> 01:26:19,845
get the tape and very
carefully bring it to me.
1562
01:26:19,845 --> 01:26:20,986
Okay?
1563
01:26:20,986 --> 01:26:23,145
- Okay, so, it's a date.
1564
01:26:23,145 --> 01:26:24,895
- Just go and get it.
1565
01:26:26,928 --> 01:26:27,845
Go on then.
1566
01:26:36,867 --> 01:26:38,565
- John, Walter.
1567
01:26:38,565 --> 01:26:41,506
I know we haven't seen
each other for a while,
1568
01:26:41,506 --> 01:26:43,408
but I thought it would be nice
1569
01:26:43,408 --> 01:26:45,703
to have a little chat.
1570
01:26:45,703 --> 01:26:47,669
The last time I was here you asked me
1571
01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:50,065
to return my six percent stocks.
1572
01:26:50,065 --> 01:26:53,815
And you gave me absolutely
nothing in return.
1573
01:26:55,146 --> 01:26:59,229
Now I'm here to kindly
ask you to give them back.
1574
01:27:00,485 --> 01:27:04,152
- And what makes you
think we would do that?
1575
01:27:07,908 --> 01:27:10,658
- 52 sex tapes recorded in secret
1576
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:14,875
by Walter of 52 different women.
1577
01:27:16,448 --> 01:27:17,865
Oh, no sorry, 51.
1578
01:27:19,989 --> 01:27:22,822
One of them turned out to be a he.
1579
01:27:25,146 --> 01:27:26,789
- So what?
1580
01:27:26,789 --> 01:27:30,069
- Now seeing as I have
absolutely no interest
1581
01:27:30,069 --> 01:27:33,382
in owning a share in your company
1582
01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:36,965
I will settle for the
return of my £54,000.
1583
01:27:39,084 --> 01:27:40,584
Do we have a deal?
1584
01:27:42,785 --> 01:27:43,785
- Do it dad.
1585
01:27:47,189 --> 01:27:48,939
- You get your money.
1586
01:27:52,128 --> 01:27:53,461
You utter moron.
1587
01:28:01,285 --> 01:28:03,368
- Hey, someone once said,
1588
01:28:05,427 --> 01:28:07,909
men use power to get sex
1589
01:28:07,909 --> 01:28:10,445
and women use sex to get power.
1590
01:28:10,445 --> 01:28:11,778
Funny, isn't it?
1591
01:28:12,848 --> 01:28:14,181
It really works.
1592
01:28:21,947 --> 01:28:24,947
- So John, still proud of your Dick?
1593
01:28:26,730 --> 01:28:28,647
- Just get out of here.
1594
01:28:42,912 --> 01:28:43,930
- Hi Bridget.
1595
01:28:43,930 --> 01:28:44,932
- Hi.
1596
01:28:44,932 --> 01:28:45,930
- How are things?
1597
01:28:45,930 --> 01:28:47,552
- Good, a lot of work.
1598
01:28:47,552 --> 01:28:48,853
Mostly features.
1599
01:28:48,853 --> 01:28:50,010
- Wow, nice.
1600
01:28:50,010 --> 01:28:51,530
- And I've been nominated twice.
1601
01:28:51,530 --> 01:28:52,533
For Distant places?
1602
01:28:52,533 --> 01:28:53,552
Have you seen it?
1603
01:28:53,552 --> 01:28:55,349
- No, sorry.
1604
01:28:55,349 --> 01:28:56,869
- It's with Gerard Mans.
1605
01:28:56,869 --> 01:28:57,952
We're dating.
1606
01:28:59,589 --> 01:29:01,267
I didn't see you on
1607
01:29:01,267 --> 01:29:03,589
the list of nominees this year.
1608
01:29:03,589 --> 01:29:05,909
- No, I've had a little change of career.
1609
01:29:05,909 --> 01:29:08,053
- So what do you do?
1610
01:29:08,053 --> 01:29:10,803
- I'm a waitress in the Red Lion.
1611
01:29:11,952 --> 01:29:14,850
- Wow, I see you're really
planning your career.
1612
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:16,148
- Oh yeah, I'm planning it.
1613
01:29:16,148 --> 01:29:18,648
I'm just planning it downhill.
1614
01:29:22,689 --> 01:29:25,687
- Have you heard of John Lennon?
1615
01:29:25,687 --> 01:29:27,429
- Is he an actor?
1616
01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:29,346
- No, he was in a band.
1617
01:29:30,547 --> 01:29:33,130
And he once said life is what
1618
01:29:33,130 --> 01:29:36,912
happens when you're
busy making other plans.
1619
01:29:36,912 --> 01:29:38,389
- Okay, and I suppose he thought
1620
01:29:38,389 --> 01:29:40,246
that philosophy would make him a career?
1621
01:29:40,246 --> 01:29:42,869
- I think he was pointing at
1622
01:29:42,869 --> 01:29:45,072
the idea that whatever happens
1623
01:29:45,072 --> 01:29:48,322
in life really is all out of our hands.
1624
01:29:49,791 --> 01:29:53,208
- Especially if you end up as a waitress.
1625
01:29:56,431 --> 01:29:58,264
- Let's just leave it.
1626
01:30:05,637 --> 01:30:08,330
- It's good to see you too.
1627
01:30:08,330 --> 01:30:09,568
Cally?
1628
01:30:09,568 --> 01:30:11,568
- Hi Alice, have a seat.
1629
01:30:14,748 --> 01:30:16,832
- What exactly am I auditioning for?
1630
01:30:16,832 --> 01:30:19,499
I'm sorry I didn't get a script.
1631
01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:22,629
- We want to talk about your script.
1632
01:30:22,629 --> 01:30:24,410
- My script?
1633
01:30:24,410 --> 01:30:25,568
- Yes, Who is Alice.
1634
01:30:25,568 --> 01:30:26,650
We love it.
1635
01:30:26,650 --> 01:30:27,888
It's powerful, dynamic,
1636
01:30:27,888 --> 01:30:29,871
and the narrative is fantastic.
1637
01:30:29,871 --> 01:30:32,090
It's really written well.
1638
01:30:32,090 --> 01:30:33,090
- Thank you.
1639
01:30:34,992 --> 01:30:37,926
But I still haven't finished the ending.
1640
01:30:37,926 --> 01:30:39,926
- No, I love the ending.
1641
01:30:41,088 --> 01:30:43,255
- How exactly does it end?
1642
01:30:48,229 --> 01:30:49,749
- After you thank the director
1643
01:30:49,749 --> 01:30:50,890
for offering you the role
1644
01:30:50,890 --> 01:30:51,905
to play Alice,
1645
01:30:51,905 --> 01:30:54,322
you go home singing out loud.
1646
01:31:00,448 --> 01:31:01,568
- Mark?
1647
01:31:01,568 --> 01:31:02,485
- Hi Alice.
1648
01:31:04,349 --> 01:31:06,266
- What brings you here?
1649
01:31:07,187 --> 01:31:09,210
- After the verdict,
1650
01:31:09,210 --> 01:31:12,008
they congratulated me on winning.
1651
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:14,675
But to be honest, I feel I lost.
1652
01:31:17,749 --> 01:31:18,582
- What?
1653
01:31:20,992 --> 01:31:23,530
You got the house, you've got Anna.
1654
01:31:23,530 --> 01:31:24,697
You want more?
1655
01:31:26,768 --> 01:31:28,351
- Yeah, I want you.
1656
01:31:33,952 --> 01:31:35,619
- That is so cheesy.
1657
01:31:39,669 --> 01:31:40,848
- What?
1658
01:31:40,848 --> 01:31:42,672
- That is such a cheesy ending.
1659
01:31:42,672 --> 01:31:44,750
I would never write that.
1660
01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:45,749
- I think it's good that you
1661
01:31:45,749 --> 01:31:47,770
and Mark get back together in the end.
1662
01:31:47,770 --> 01:31:48,866
- You think I'd go back to him just
1663
01:31:48,866 --> 01:31:50,765
because he says I want you?
1664
01:31:50,765 --> 01:31:54,348
No, he should at least
go down on one knee.
1665
01:31:57,209 --> 01:31:59,488
- Alice, you mean the world to me.
1666
01:31:59,488 --> 01:32:02,789
I've never met a more beautiful,
talented, spontaneous,
1667
01:32:02,789 --> 01:32:06,289
humorous, intelligent, sexy lady than you.
1668
01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:09,647
You know you're really amazing,
1669
01:32:09,647 --> 01:32:12,068
and besides the fact that you're an
1670
01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:13,061
award winning actress,
1671
01:32:13,061 --> 01:32:14,342
you know you could be
1672
01:32:14,342 --> 01:32:16,592
and should be a supermodel.
1673
01:32:18,767 --> 01:32:20,405
- Sorry, don't you think that is
1674
01:32:20,405 --> 01:32:22,460
a bit over the top?
1675
01:32:22,460 --> 01:32:24,447
- Just kidding.
1676
01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:25,727
- Kidding about what?
1677
01:32:25,727 --> 01:32:27,284
- Oh, I was just explaining to Tom
1678
01:32:27,284 --> 01:32:31,204
and Cally that an ending
like this would never happen.
1679
01:32:31,204 --> 01:32:32,454
It's so cheesy.
1680
01:32:33,524 --> 01:32:34,804
I mean, think about it.
1681
01:32:34,804 --> 01:32:36,884
Throughout the film we have argued,
1682
01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:38,923
we filed lawsuits,
1683
01:32:38,923 --> 01:32:40,368
for the last part of the movie
1684
01:32:40,368 --> 01:32:41,626
we hardly saw each other
1685
01:32:41,626 --> 01:32:43,684
and now you've come back
1686
01:32:43,684 --> 01:32:47,144
to make up to me so we
can have a happy ending.
1687
01:32:47,144 --> 01:32:49,183
It makes no sense!
1688
01:32:49,183 --> 01:32:50,584
- People love happy endings.
1689
01:32:50,584 --> 01:32:53,386
- I know that everybody loves
the cliché Hollywood stuff,
1690
01:32:53,386 --> 01:32:57,183
but real life doesn't work like that.
1691
01:32:57,183 --> 01:32:59,247
And in a movie a character has
1692
01:32:59,247 --> 01:33:01,226
to go through a change.
1693
01:33:01,226 --> 01:33:02,804
- You did go through a change.
1694
01:33:02,804 --> 01:33:04,244
You had your ego crushed,
1695
01:33:04,244 --> 01:33:06,585
you became more humble, more open.
1696
01:33:06,585 --> 01:33:08,767
Bust most importantly,
1697
01:33:08,767 --> 01:33:11,767
it all happened in your imagination.
1698
01:33:36,506 --> 01:33:38,673
- This feels so good Nina.
1699
01:33:59,023 --> 01:34:02,847
- I love you, I don't
want to move to London.
1700
01:34:02,847 --> 01:34:05,847
I want to be here with you and Anna.
1701
01:34:07,807 --> 01:34:09,343
I love you.
1702
01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:10,426
- I love you.
1703
01:34:16,783 --> 01:34:18,783
- I need to go see Anna.
1704
01:34:56,186 --> 01:34:57,853
- This is pure love.
1705
01:34:59,167 --> 01:35:02,834
It's so beautiful that
they connected again.
1706
01:35:05,146 --> 01:35:07,813
Because that is our true nature.
1707
01:35:08,666 --> 01:35:09,499
Love.
1708
01:35:12,687 --> 01:35:15,647
- Do you think Martin put
those naked picture online?
1709
01:35:15,647 --> 01:35:19,647
- It's a movie Leo, there
are no naked pictures.
1710
01:35:21,946 --> 01:35:23,613
- Hey, you sleeping?
1711
01:35:25,226 --> 01:35:27,019
- Oh, is it over?
1712
01:35:27,019 --> 01:35:28,244
Did I miss it?
1713
01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:30,026
Did she win the award?
1714
01:35:30,026 --> 01:35:32,463
- She won the award and
they got back together.
1715
01:35:32,463 --> 01:35:33,861
- Who did?
1716
01:35:33,861 --> 01:35:34,860
- Oh hello mate,
1717
01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:36,783
Alice and Mark.
1718
01:35:36,783 --> 01:35:37,616
- What?
1719
01:35:39,524 --> 01:35:40,783
She left him and then in
1720
01:35:40,783 --> 01:35:42,303
the end they get back together again.
1721
01:35:42,303 --> 01:35:46,219
What is the whole point of this film?
1722
01:35:46,219 --> 01:35:47,582
- It's about waking up
1723
01:35:47,582 --> 01:35:49,343
from this dream that we live in.
1724
01:35:49,343 --> 01:35:51,087
What we create in our thoughts,
1725
01:35:51,087 --> 01:35:52,670
that's not reality.
1726
01:35:53,647 --> 01:35:55,583
- No, that's not the message.
1727
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,823
What they showed is that you have
1728
01:35:57,823 --> 01:35:59,167
to look out for women,
1729
01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:01,524
because they use sex to get power.
1730
01:36:01,524 --> 01:36:03,044
- Well, then they never try that on you,
1731
01:36:03,044 --> 01:36:04,044
do they Leo?
1732
01:36:07,903 --> 01:36:10,582
- Don't you get that message?
1733
01:36:10,582 --> 01:36:12,607
- You should never eat
another woman's cake?
1734
01:36:12,607 --> 01:36:14,005
- No.
1735
01:36:14,005 --> 01:36:15,327
- Oh, you should always flip a coin
1736
01:36:15,327 --> 01:36:17,386
when you've got a
difficult decision to make?
1737
01:36:17,386 --> 01:36:19,466
- No, the coin is just there
1738
01:36:19,466 --> 01:36:22,346
for you to be able to
understand your heart.
1739
01:36:22,346 --> 01:36:23,901
You don't get that?
1740
01:36:23,901 --> 01:36:25,327
- No I don't, but isn't that exactly
1741
01:36:25,327 --> 01:36:27,546
how it's supposed to be?
1742
01:36:27,546 --> 01:36:29,306
- So you do understand it!
1743
01:36:29,306 --> 01:36:30,742
- I don't do anything,
1744
01:36:30,742 --> 01:36:32,325
I'm just happening.
1745
01:36:33,258 --> 01:36:34,264
- Oh wow,
1746
01:36:34,264 --> 01:36:38,431
you have just finally figured
out who you really are.
1747
01:36:42,949 --> 01:36:43,949
We are love.
1748
01:36:47,706 --> 01:36:49,039
- Oh, bollocks.
1749
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:17,399
♫ I am you, you are me
1750
01:37:17,399 --> 01:37:21,498
♫ Why is that such a mystery?
1751
01:37:21,498 --> 01:37:25,399
♫ There is no separateness
1752
01:37:25,399 --> 01:37:27,457
♫ There's no need,
1753
01:37:27,457 --> 01:37:30,624
♫ No need to pretend.
1754
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:35,764
♫ Life goes on and on
1755
01:37:39,362 --> 01:37:43,529
♫ In a universe where all is one.
1756
01:37:47,897 --> 01:37:51,618
♫ For a moment I could see
1757
01:37:51,618 --> 01:37:55,201
♫ I am you and you are me.
1758
01:37:56,279 --> 01:37:59,529
♫ It's such a mystery.
1759
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:08,418
♫ Let it go, let it be.
1760
01:38:08,418 --> 01:38:12,802
♫ Let it flow, nothing is real
1761
01:38:12,802 --> 01:38:14,936
♫ In this world.
1762
01:38:14,936 --> 01:38:16,916
♫ There's no end.
1763
01:38:16,916 --> 01:38:18,679
♫ It's a play
1764
01:38:18,679 --> 01:38:21,679
♫ An eternal dance.
1765
01:38:23,122 --> 01:38:26,855
♫ What comes up goes down.
1766
01:38:26,855 --> 01:38:31,022
♫ For a moment we just roam around.
1767
01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:40,482
♫ For a moment I could see
1768
01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:44,065
♫ I am you and you are me.
1769
01:38:46,358 --> 01:38:49,608
♫ It's such a mystery.
1770
01:38:50,642 --> 01:38:53,234
♫ Breathe in breathe out
1771
01:38:53,234 --> 01:38:57,719
♫ That's the rhythm of our lives.
1772
01:38:57,719 --> 01:38:59,886
♫ Move on
1773
01:39:01,362 --> 01:39:05,112
♫ Fill the emptiness inside.
1774
01:39:06,060 --> 01:39:09,643
♫ Wake up wake up wake up.
1775
01:39:19,564 --> 01:39:23,804
♫ I am you and you are me
1776
01:39:23,804 --> 01:39:27,644
♫ It's such a joy to see
1777
01:39:27,644 --> 01:39:30,894
♫ That all comes down.
1778
01:39:35,762 --> 01:39:40,583
♫ When you wake up from this dream
1779
01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:44,524
♫ And inner peace is found
1780
01:39:44,524 --> 01:39:47,441
♫ And you will see
1781
01:39:50,946 --> 01:39:54,946
♫ That I am you and you are me.
1782
01:40:06,066 --> 01:40:09,316
♫ It's such a mystery.
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