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>> [singing in Spanish]
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♪
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>> YO, RODRIGUEZ.
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MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LEAVE NO
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ORANGE FIBERS ON MY RIDE, DOG.
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>> YO, MALIK.
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HEY--HEY, YOU HOLLER AT KIERA
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LATELY?
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LIKE, IS SHE STILL MAD AT ME?
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>> ARE YOU REALLY SWEATIN' OVER
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ONE PIECE OF PIECE OF
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SEMI-CELEBRITY ASS?
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>> [scoffs]
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NO, MAN.
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>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ALL THIS THAT I'M SEEING ABOUT
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YOU, DOG, IT'S REALLY STARTING
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TO AFFECT MY ABILITY TO THROW TO
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YOU.
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>> OH, OOH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT THROW THE BALL TO ME?
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>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THE BALL MIGHT BE COMING YOUR
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WAY, AND YOU MIGHT BE ADJUSTING
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YOUR PANTY LINER OR WIPING A
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SINGLE TEAR FROM YOUR EYE OR
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SOME OTHER STEREOTYPICAL
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BROADLIKE THINK YOU CAN DO WITH
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YOUR DAMN HANDS.
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>> WHOA, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YOU GOT THE KID TWISTED, OKAY?
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>> OR SAYING, "NO, NO, NO," AND
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WAVING YOUR DAMN FINGERS AT ME.
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DOG, YOU WERE WITH CIARA ON
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DRAFT NIGHT, FOR GOD SAKES, MAN.
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OKAY?
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BE THAT GUY.
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LIKE, THAT GUY IS COOL, MAN.
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LIKE, THAT GUY, THAT'S MY GUY.
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>> LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
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SURE THE GIRL WAS STRAIGHT.
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THAT'S IT.
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>> HUH.
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OKAY, SO YOU'RE GOOD.
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>> [scoffs] I'M GOOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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I'M GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP.
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I'M GOOD AND PLENTY.
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GOODIE-GOODIE-GO--
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>> OKAY, I GOT IT.
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MY MAN.
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YO, KIERA.
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>> HEY.
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>> WHAT UP?
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>> HEY, HEY, ASK HER IF SHE'S
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MAD AT ME.
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IS SHE MAD AT ME?
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>> I KNEW IT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> DOG, YOU GOT IT BADDER THAN I
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THOUGHT, MAN.
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DAMN IT.
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WHAT WE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?
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OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
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SAY.
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THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER ONE
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WOMAN IS TO GET UNDER ANOTHER
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ONE..OR ON TOP OF HER...
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OR BEHIND HER, OR WHATEVER YOUR
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PREFERENCE IS.
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WE'RE THROWING YOU A POONTANG
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PARADE.
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>> WAIT. A WHAT?
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>> YO, RODRIGUEZ.
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YOU WANT YOUR OWN FLOAT IN A
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POONTANG PARADE?
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>> SI, SEÑOR MALIK.
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CLARO QUE SI.
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>> SEE, HE DON'T EVEN SPEAK
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ENGLISH, AND HE GOT IT.
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>> YO, LOOK, I DON'T NEED TO HIT
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EVERYTHING MOVING, ALL RIGHT,
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JUST TO PROVE THAT I'M OVER ONE
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GIRL.
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>> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST
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SAY TO ME?
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MAN, GET YOUR FEMININE ASS OUT
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MY FACE.
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GO ON BEFORE YOUR DAMN PERIOD
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START.
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GO.
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YO, RODRIGUEZ.
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NO...
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[imitates spraying]
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INSIDE-O.
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NO...
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[imitates spraying]
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ON EL SEAT-O.
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UH...SLIDE-ITO.
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NO...EL NO.
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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>> OH.
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[shivering]
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OH.
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>> WHAT YOU DOING?
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>> I'M PANNING FOR BLOOD
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DIAMONDS.
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WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?
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I'M LATHERED IN PAIN BALM, AND
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I'M TAKING AN ICE BATH.
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>> WELL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT
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HERE INSTEAD OF AT THE STADIUM
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FACILITY?
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>> BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TEAM
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TO SEE ME AS WEAK.
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I'M ALREADY THE OLD GUY.
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I CAN'T BE THE OLD, INJURED,
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ON-HIS-LAST-LEG GUY.
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>> BABY, THIS IS NOT A GOOD
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LOOK.
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>> JUST HELP ME OUT OF THE TUB.
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MY NETHER PARTS ARE NUMB,
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AND I CANNOT FEEL THEM.
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>> NO, I'M SERIOUS.
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LIKE, HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU
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KEEP THIS UP?
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU TRYING TO GET
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PAST YOUR LITTLE STEROID STUFF,
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BUT ASTERISK OR NOT,
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YOUR BODY CAN'T TAKE TOO MUCH
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MORE.
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HEY, FIRST THE CONCUSSION,
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THEN YOUR ANKLES, AND NOW IT'S
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THIS.
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>> LOOK, IT'S ME.
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THE SEASON IS ALMOST THROUGH.
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I'M GONNA GET THIS CHAMPIONSHIP,
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AND THEN IT'S OVER.
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I PROMISE, OKAY?
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AND TRUTH BE TOLD, AT THIS POINT
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IN THE SEASON, EVEN AS A ROOKIE,
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I'M USED TO BEING THIS BEAT UP.
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SOMETIMES WORSE THAN THIS.
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>> BABY, ARE YOU--
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>> CHAR, CHILL.
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SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MY LAST
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CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF.
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I'M NOT STOPPING, EVEN IF IT
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MEANS I'VE GOT TO PLAY NUMB.
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SPEAKING OF NUMB, I WAS NOT
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JOKING ABOUT MY NETHER PARTS.
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I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP THAWING
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THEM OUT.
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YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?
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>> NOPE.
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[knocking]
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>> WHAT'S UP?
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>> NOTHING.
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I JUST CAME TO SHOUT YOU OUT,
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YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU WAS
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COOL.
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YOU THINK I COULD COME IN FOR A
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SECOND?
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>> NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME.
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MATTER OF FACT, THERE MAY NEVER
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BE ANOTHER GOOD TIME.
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LOOK, KIERA, I KNOW YOU'RE
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UPSET, ALL RIGHT?
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AND THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO COME
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IN AND TALK TO YOU.
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I JUST--I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR
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THE WAY THINGS WENT DOWN WITH
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CIARA AT THE PHOTO SHOOT.
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I WAS OUT OF POCKET.
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>> YEAH, DAMN RIGHT YOU WERE OUT
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OF POCKET.
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>> WHAT'S UP, BOO?
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YOU GOOD?
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>> [laughs]
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WHO ME?
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YEAH, I'M GOOD.
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I'M SO GOOD.
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I'M FINE, MAN, YOU?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, I'M--I'M GREAT, BRO.
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SO WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU LOSE A KEY AGAIN?
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>> [laughs]
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>> YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
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GET A SPARE MADE.
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>> I MEAN, IT'S GOT TO BE EASIER
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THAN ALWAYS HAVING TO WASTE THAT
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TIME COMING DOWN HERE, RIGHT?
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BUT HEY, WHAT DO I KNOW?
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KIERA, WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR
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LOTION?
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>> IT'S, UM...UM, UNDERNEATH MY
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SINK.
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>> COOL.
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>> ARE YOU SMASHING DUDE?
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REALLY?
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>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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WHO I'M SMASHING.
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>> WOW.
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WOW.
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25 YEARS WITHOUT LETTING ANYBODY
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HIT.
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I MEAN, DAMN, I DIDN'T EVEN GET
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A CHANCE TO TAKE PRIDE AND
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OWNERSHIP IN THE WHIP.
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I DRIVE IT ONE TIME, AND YOU
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JUST TURN INTO A TAXICAB.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, BLUE?
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YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME
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OR MY TAXICAB ASS ANYMORE,
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BECAUSE WE ARE DONE WITH YOUR
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CORNY ASS.
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>> FINE.
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[touch-tones beeping]
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YO, MALIK.
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>> MY MAN.
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>> LET'S GET THIS POONTANG
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PARADE POPPIN'.
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>> HELL, YEAH.
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>> GIRL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THE
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HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO DELIVER ALL
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OF THESE BASKETS FOR THE SAVERS
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VETERAN WEEK BY MONDAY.
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>> COME ON, GIRL.
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YOU KNOW I GOT YOUR BACK.
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>> THANK YOU, CHARDONNAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD HAVE
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DONE?
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GIRL, I SHOULD HAVE JUST
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VOLUNTEERED TO SELL CANDY AND
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JUST BUY THEM ALL UP LIKE I
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ALWAYS DO, OKAY?
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BUT I'M TRYING TO BE CHEAP AND
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HEALTHY, OKAY?
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BUT YOU GONNA LEARN, TASH.
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YOUR ASS GONNA LEARN.
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[knock at door]
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WOULD YOU GET THAT?
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>> I GOT IT.
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OOH, YUCK.
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>> HEY.
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>> WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO
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SHOW UP.
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YOU KNOW, THE BASKET COMMITTEE
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LEFT ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO.
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>> YEAH, I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS
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THAT I WAS QUITTIN' THE SUNBEAMS
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AND TO TURN IN MY STUFF.
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>> AGAIN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME
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YOU QUIT THE SUNBEAMS, I'D
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HAVE...HELL, I'D HAVE A $1.25.
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YOU KNOW, AND MATTER OF FACT,
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GIVE ME $1.25.
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I'M GONNA START A SLUSH FUND.
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SLUSH.
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>> YEAH, WELL, I'M DONE
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FOR REAL THIS TIME.
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>> WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, GIRL.
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GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN,
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HONEY, BECAUSE IT IS HARD BEING
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WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
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IF I KNEW THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
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I HAD TO GO THROUGH WITH JASON,
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I WOULD HAVE AVOIDED HIS ASS THE
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WAY TASHA AVOIDS RAZORS, OKAY?
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>> EXCUSE YOU, OKAY?
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I GET RAZOR BUMPS.
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I HAVE--YOU KNOW, IT'S A DAMN
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CONDITION, ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THIS
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BITTER BARTENDER/BRIDE OF
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CRANKENSTEIN.
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GIRL, I'MA TELL YOU, BABY.
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YOU CANNOT RUN FROM LOVE.
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I HAVE TRIED.
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GIRL, I'M TELLING YOU, LOVE WILL
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TRACK YOU DOWN, AND IT WILL
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CHASE YOU, AND IT WILL BEAT YOUR
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ASS FOR TRYING TO GET AWAY.
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OKAY, I'MA TELL YOU HONEY.
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IT WILL BEAT YOU LIKE YOUR
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GRANDMAMA WITH A SWITCH.
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HERE YOU GO, BABY.
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>> UM, WELL, MAYBE, BUT, UM...
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I HAVE A NEW MAN, AND I DON'T
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LOVE BLUE.
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>> OH, REALLY?
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NOW, YOU KNOW THAT'S SOME DAMN
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BULL, OKAY?
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EVERYBODY CAN TELL BY THE WAY
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THAT YOU LOOK AT THAT MAN THAT
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YOU LOVE HIM,
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AND HE YOUR FIRST.
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OOH, THAT'S THAT SANDWICH-MAKING
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KIND OF LOVE.
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>> HIS PUNK-ASS TOLD YOU ABOUT
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THAT?
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>> HE AIN'T GOT TO TELL ME ABOUT
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IT, GIRL.
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I KNOW THAT SANDWICH-MAKING
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LOVE, HONEY.
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THAT'S WHEN YOU GET THAT
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GOOD-GOOD.
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>> [laughs]
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GIRL, LOOK, I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
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BECAUSE I'M MAD AT HIM RIGHT
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NOW, BUT JASON HAS PUMPED MANY A
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A TUNA RYE OUT OF ME, OKAY?
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>> GIRL, MY FIRST LOVE WAS LEROY
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JENKINS.
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YES.
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AND HIS SANDWICH, IT WAS BOLOGNA
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ON WHITE BREAD.
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OH, MY GOD.
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IT WAS SO GOOD, YOU KNOW,
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AND IT WAS SO GOOD, BECAUSE IT
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WAS FILLED MOSTLY OF THOUGHTS
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ABOUT US.
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>> OURS WAS A PB AND J,
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AND HE LOVED IT.
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>> I BET HE DID.
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>> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHO
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CARES?
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'CAUSE I DON'T.
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SO WHEN YOU SEE BLUE,
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LET HIM KNOW THAT HE'LL BE
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NEEDING A NEW SUNBEAM, 'CAUSE
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I'M DONE.
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HELL, TELL HIM TO ASK CIARA'S
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OLD DANCING ASS.
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>> both: OOH.
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>> HEY.
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ALAN, RIGHT?
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>> OH, YEAH, I'M ALAN.
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I'M--I'M ALAN JOHNSON.
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I LIVE AT 1438 WOOTEN LANE.
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MY FAVORITE MEAL IS BAKED
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CHICKEN, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY
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ALLERGIES.
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>> OH, OKAY.
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WELL, I'M CHARDONNAY PITTS FROM
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THE SUNBEAMS.
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I LIVE AT 1515 TERRACE VIEW
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DRIVE.
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QUESADILLAS AND RANCH DRESSING
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ARE TIED FOR MY FAVORITE FOODS.
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AND I'M ALLERGIC TO MISTLETOE,
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CHESTNUTS, AND MARIAH CAREY'S
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CHRISTMAS CD.
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[laughs]
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DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN?
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>> UH--OH, NO, NO.
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COME ON.
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COME ON IN.
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SORRY.
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>> HERE YOU GO.
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>> IMPORTED PETROLEUM AND
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NON-PETROLEUM PRODUCTS FELL.
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THE GOVERNMENT SAID...
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>> MM.
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HMM.
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>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU'RE HERE TO DROP OFF
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SOMETHING FOR SAVER APPRECIATION
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WEEK.
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>> [laughs]
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>> DO YOU HAVE IT?
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>> I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU.
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>> OH, RIGHT.
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THANK YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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SORRY.
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>> UM, SO, ALAN, I HOPE I DIDN'T
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CATCH YOU AT A BAD TIME.
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ARE YOU PREPARING FOR SOME KIND
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OF TEST OR...A MURDER?
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>> WELL, I HAVE A NEUROLOGICAL
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CONDITION.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER STUFF FOR SO
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LONG, SO I HAVE TO WRITE IT
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DOWN.
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SEEMS THE ONLY THING THAT STICKS
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IN MY MEMORY IS I NEED TO GET
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A LIQUID HAND SOAP DISPENSER.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S...THAT'S AWFUL.
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>> NO, THEY'RE ONLY, LIKE, 3
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BUCKS, SO...
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>> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I MEAN--
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>> WELL, I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
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THE LEAGUE WON'T LET THE DOCTORS
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SAY EXACTLY WHAT THEY THINK IT
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IS, BUT OFF THE RECORD, THEY
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TELL ME IT'S PROBABLY WHAT ALL
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OTHER FOOTBALL PLAYERS GET IT
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FROM.
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>> SYPHILIS?
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>> [laughs]
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NO, NO.
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IT'S FROM TAKING TOO MANY HITS
410
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FROM THE FASTEST, BIGGEST,
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STRONGEST GUYS IN THE WORLD WEEK
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AFTER WEEK.
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>> DAMN.
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YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN
415
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BETTER OFF WITH SYPHILIS.
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>> ♪ I LIKE MY KISSES DOWN LOW
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♪ MAKES ME ARCH MY BACK
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♪ WHEN YOU GIVE IT TO ME SLOW
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♪ BABY, JUST LIKE THAT
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>> ♪ SHE LIKE HER KISSES
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♪ DOWN LOW
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♪ MAKE HER ARCH HER BACK
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♪ WHEN YOU GIVE IT TO HER SLOW
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♪ BABY, JUST LIKE THAT
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>> ♪ I LIKE MY KISSES DOWN LOW
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♪ MAKES ME ARCH MY BACK
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♪ WHEN YOU GIVE IT TO ME SLOW
428
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♪ BABY, JUST LIKE THAT
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>> WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> I CAN'T DO THIS.
431
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:02,903
>> IS THIS ABOUT THAT GERBIL
432
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,930
RUMOR?
433
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'CAUSE THAT WAS SO OVERLY
434
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,447
EXAGGERATED.
435
00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:07,661
>> UM, EVEN IF THAT WAS
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00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:10,588
UNDEREXAGGERATED, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
438
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IT'S...
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I'M SUDDENLY STARVING.
440
00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,757
>> NOW?
441
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LIKE--LIKE, RIGHT NOW?
442
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,896
>> YES, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
443
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I'M DYING FOR A SANDWICH.
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>> RIGHT, RIGHT NOW?
445
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OKAY, FINE.
446
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I'LL MAKE YOU ONE.
447
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I'M FAMOUS FOR MY GRILLED
448
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CHEESES.
449
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,720
>> NO, NO, NO.
450
00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:36,657
I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SANDWICH
451
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IN MIND, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE IT
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OR BUY IT.
453
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:41,968
>> YOU SURE?
454
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THERE'S A JEWISH-ITALIAN DELI
455
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DOWN THE STREET.
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I KNOW AT FIRST IT MAY NOT SOUND
457
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LIKE A NATURAL PAIRING, BUT
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I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, THOSE TWO
459
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CULTURES, THEY REALLY SEEM TO
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HAVE A HANDLE ON SANDWICHES.
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>> UM...
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I'M SORRY, LUKE, BUT YOU SHOULD
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GO.
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>> WHAT, DID I DO SOMETHING
465
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WRONG?
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00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:04,787
>> NO, IT'S NOT YOU.
467
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,026
IT'S ME.
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>> WE CAN DO SUBWAY.
469
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,764
IT'S...
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00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:10,662
>> GOOD-BYE, LUKE.
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>> ♪ SPEED IT UP, HEAT IT UP
472
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♪ LET IT GO, LET IT GO
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♪ LET IT GO
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♪ 'TIL I GET, GET ENOUGH
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♪ YOU NEVER KNOW, NEVER KNOW
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>> WOW.
477
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,166
ANOTHER DEAD NIGHT AT THE DROP
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BAR.
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YO, MALIK, THIS POONTANG PARADE
480
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,933
IS CRAZY.
481
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,074
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE
482
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BEFORE SOMEBODY CALLS THE COPS.
483
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,549
>> HA.
484
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,065
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOUNG BUCK?
485
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,762
I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DOUBT ME.
486
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>> MM.
487
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>> MM.
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>> LET IT GO.
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♪ YEAH
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00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,240
♪ DON'T MAKE MY GOONS
491
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♪ GO STUPID, GO STUPID
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00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,864
♪ GO STUPID
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00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:44,655
♪ YEAH
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♪ 'CAUSE MY HOMIES STILL
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00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:46,827
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:47,481
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:48,376
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,142
>> ♪ YEAH, MY HOMIES STILL
499
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,031
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:50,687
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,383
>> ♪ HA-HA
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00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,212
♪ MY HOMES STILL
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>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,095
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,516
>> ♪ YEAH, MY HOMIES STILL
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00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,280
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
507
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,339
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
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00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,518
>> ♪ DON'T MAKE MY GOONS
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♪ GO STUPID, GO STUPID
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00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,277
♪ GO STUPID
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00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,099
♪ YEAH
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00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,166
♪ DON'T MAKE MY GOONS
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00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,065
♪ GO STUPID, GO STUPID
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00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,072
♪ GO STUPID
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00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:10,762
♪ YEAH
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00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:11,412
>> ♪ BOY
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>> ♪ OKAY
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00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:13,864
♪ MY GIRLS AND CARS
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00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:15,405
♪ BOTH SKIRT OFF
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00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,137
♪ I LIKE A [...] SO WET
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♪ THAT I CAN SURF OFF
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00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,715
♪ IN A HOT SPOT 'CAUSE A [...]
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00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,857
♪ NEVER CHILLIN'
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♪ I DO IT FOR MY [...]
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♪ I JUST DO IT TO THESE [...]
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♪ BOY, I OVERGRIND
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♪ OVERSHINE
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♪ AIN'T ANOTHER [...]
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♪ OVER SEAN
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♪ I'M GETTING PAID
531
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:30,448
♪ IT'S OVERTIME
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00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:31,311
♪ I'M ROLLIN' PINE
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00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,213
♪ I'M SO DIVINE
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00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,070
♪ I'M WEST SIDE, WEST SIDE
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♪ DARK GLASSES ON LIKE
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00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,685
♪ I'M GOIN' BLIND
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00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:36,833
♪ LOOKING LIKE EAZY-E
538
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:37,831
♪ IT'S JUST ME
539
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:38,861
♪ AND LIL' WEEZY WEE
540
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:39,655
♪ GET OFF MY [...]
541
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,408
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
542
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:41,547
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
543
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:42,785
>> ♪ YEAH, MY HOMIES STILL
544
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:43,786
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
545
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:44,446
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
546
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:45,171
>> ♪ HA-HA
547
00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:46,275
♪ MY HOMIES STILL
548
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:47,239
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
549
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,174
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
550
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,755
>> ♪ YEAH, MY HOMIES STILL
551
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:50,692
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
552
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:51,343
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
553
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:52,208
>> OH, GOD ♪
554
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:52,970
>> ♪ DON'T MAKE MY GOONS
555
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:56,068
♪ GO STUPID, GO STUPID
556
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,172
♪ GO STUPID
557
00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:58,925
♪ YEAH
558
00:12:59,034 --> 00:12:59,724
♪ DON'T MAKE MY GOONS
559
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:02,717
♪ GO STUPID, GO STUPID
560
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,897
♪ GO STUPID
561
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,930
♪ YEAH
562
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:07,384
>> ♪ WHOA, OH, GOD
563
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:08,242
♪ >> I'M EAST SIDE
564
00:13:08,344 --> 00:13:09,104
♪ AT THEM HATERS
565
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,066
♪ 90 GOING WEST
566
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,282
♪ MY [...] PUMPIN'
567
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,069
♪ SO MUCH BASS
568
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,382
♪ MOTHER[...] GOING DEAF
569
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,342
♪ WEEZY F., I'M EAST SIDE
570
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:17,098
♪ THEM HATERS 90 GOING WEST
571
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,136
♪ MY [...] PUMPIN'
572
00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:19,381
♪ SO MUCH BASS
573
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:21,142
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
574
00:13:21,241 --> 00:13:22,001
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
575
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:22,763
>> ♪ BOY, THIS HERE IS WHAT
576
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:23,592
♪ I DO DO
577
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:24,859
♪ GOT YOUR SISTER DANCING
578
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,095
♪ NOT THE KIND THAT'S IN
579
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,066
♪ A TUTU
580
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,342
♪ GOT ME IN CONTROL
581
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:29,378
♪ NO STRINGS ATTACHED
582
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,482
♪ THAT'S THAT VOODOO
583
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:31,856
♪ SHE SAY CAN'T NOBODY DO IT
584
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:32,655
♪ BETTER
585
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:33,588
♪ I TELL HER TRUE, TRUE
586
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,659
♪ YEAH, TRUE, TRUE
587
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,548
♪ MY, MY, MY BRO-BRO SAY
588
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,375
♪ THESE [...] AIN'T [...]
589
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,142
♪ I GOT THE GIRL
590
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,001
♪ YOU CAME WITH
591
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,413
♪ AND THE GIRL SHE CAME WITH
592
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:44,587
♪ BOY I GET IT
593
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:45,409
♪ MY HOMIES STILL
594
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,377
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
595
00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:47,242
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
596
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,004
>> ♪ YEAH, MY HOMIES STILL
597
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:48,763
>> ♪ PUMP THAT BASS
598
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,932
♪ PUMP THAT BASS
599
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,972
>> OH, GOOD MORNING, WISEY-POO.
600
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:58,828
>> [laughs]
601
00:13:58,931 --> 00:13:59,661
>> YOU GOT HOME LATE YESTERDAY.
602
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,998
WAS IT A BUSY NIGHT AT THE
603
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:01,933
WEAVERY?
604
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:02,834
>> ACTUALLY, NO.
605
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,311
I HAD TO HELP TASHA DELIVER SOME
606
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:05,343
BASKETS FOR SAVERS VETERANS
607
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:05,968
WEEK.
608
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:06,718
>> OH, MY GOD.
609
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:07,517
THEY'RE LETTING TASHA PUT
610
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:08,760
TOGETHER THE GIFT BASKETS?
611
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:09,662
LET ME CHECK THE FINANCIAL
612
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:10,478
SECTION.
613
00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:11,276
AND I'M SURE THE HOT CHEETOS
614
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,689
STOCK WENT THROUGH THE ROOF.
615
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,003
>> JASON, I DROPPED ONE OFF TO
616
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,973
THIS GUY, REALLY NICE GUY,
617
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:18,688
ALAN JOHNSON.
618
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:19,553
DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?
619
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:20,375
>> ALAN JOHNSON.
620
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:21,102
BIG WHITE DUDE?
621
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:21,926
OH, YEAH.
622
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:22,934
I REMEMBER ALAN JOHNSON.
623
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:23,764
>> WELL, HE DOESN'T REMEMBER
624
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,622
YOU.
625
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:26,554
>> WHO CARES IF HE DOESN'T
626
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,375
REMEMBER ME?
627
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:29,242
WHO REMEMBERS ALAN JOHNSON?
628
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:30,414
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, HE SAID HE
629
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:31,207
DIDN'T REMEMBER ME?
630
00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,340
>> YEP, HE DID, 'CAUSE HE
631
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:35,338
DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
632
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,898
HE GOT HIT TOO MANY TIMES,
633
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,550
AND NOW HIS MEMORY IS SHOT.
634
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,545
>> OH, MY GOD.
635
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:40,375
HERE WE GO WITH THIS AGAIN.
636
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,282
>> I'M SERIOUS.
637
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,449
THIS MAN HAS TO USE A LEGAL PAD
638
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:43,861
JUST TO REMEMBER TO TELL HIMSELF
639
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:44,855
TO TAKE A SHOWER.
640
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:45,655
>> [laughs]
641
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,518
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
642
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,280
>> THAT'S A LITTLE FUNNY.
643
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:48,379
>> LOOK, AFTER SEEING WHAT
644
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:49,902
FOOTBALL HAS DONE TO HIM, I
645
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,340
CANNOT WATCH THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.
646
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:52,928
>> CHAR, HOW MANY TIME--
647
00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:53,764
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
648
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:54,482
>> I'M NOT.
649
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:55,276
>> THE DUDE IS OLD.
650
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:56,099
HE PROBABLY PLAYED WITH A
651
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,026
LEATHER HELMET.
652
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:57,857
MATTER OF FACT, MY DAD
653
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:58,785
INTRODUCED ME TO THAT GUY BACK
654
00:14:58,896 --> 00:14:59,616
IN THE DAY.
655
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,244
HIS NICKNAME: LEGAL PAD.
656
00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,104
>> REALLY?
657
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:02,716
>> I GET IT NOW. IT MAKES SENSE.
658
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:03,587
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
659
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:04,309
YOU'RE NOT GONNA JOKE YOUR WAY
660
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:05,173
OUT OF THIS ONE, JASON.
661
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:06,585
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
662
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,549
KELLY, SHE MIGHT HAVE SAT AROUND
663
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:10,135
AND BIT HER TONGUE WHILE YOU GOT
664
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,071
KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND INJECTED
665
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,482
YOURSELF WITH POISON,
666
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:16,686
BUT CHARDONNAY CAN'T DO THAT.
667
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,523
>> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
668
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,520
>> THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU
669
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,310
CONTINUE TO PLAY FOOTBALL,
670
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,213
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT
671
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,030
WITHOUT ME.
672
00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:27,617
>> YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO CHOOSE
673
00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:29,624
BETWEEN YOU AND FOOTBALL.
674
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:31,694
TRUST ME.
675
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,174
>> [scoffs]
676
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,305
>> YO, WHAT THE--WHAT THE HELL,
677
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:39,003
MAN?
678
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,343
>> JUST LISTEN.
679
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,028
>> YOU'RE AN ASS[...].
680
00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:41,857
THAT'S JUST THE DEAL.
681
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:42,925
BUT ONE THING I CAN'T DENY IS
682
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,284
THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WITH
683
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,379
US, I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY
684
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,242
MIND, AND TRUST ME, I TRY.
685
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:47,974
>> OH, YEAH?
686
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:48,828
LIKE WITH YOUR BOY LUKE.
687
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:49,661
>> YEAH, I DID WANT HIM TO HELP
688
00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:50,378
ME GET OVER YOU, BUT IT DIDN'T
689
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,242
WORK.
690
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,594
HE JUST WASN'T WORTHY OF MY PB
691
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:53,479
AND J.
692
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,966
>> OKAY, I GET WHAT THE "P" AND
693
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:55,718
"B" ARE, BUT WHAT DOES THE "J."
694
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:56,447
STAND FOR?
695
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:57,241
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
696
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,034
>> REALLY?
697
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,277
BECAUSE HE WAS IN YOUR HOUSE
698
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:00,619
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IN A
699
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:01,414
TOWEL.
700
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,377
>> HE HAD A LONG SHOOT.
701
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,032
HE DROVE ME HOME, SLEPT ON THE
702
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,447
COUCH, TOOK A SHOWER.
703
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:06,241
THAT'S IT.
704
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,244
>> RIGHT.
705
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,284
>> [sighs]
706
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,659
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME
707
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,518
WAY I DO, IT'S COOL.
708
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,620
I'M NOT GONNA BE SOME STAGE FIVE
709
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,484
CLINGER.
710
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,066
I JUST WANTED TO COME UP HERE
711
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:18,382
AND BE HONEST WITH YOU WITH HOW
712
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:20,722
I FELT FOR ONCE, AND WHATEVER
713
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:24,997
YOU DECIDE, THAT'S ON YOU.
714
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,793
>> BUT WHAT IF I DO FEEL THE
715
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,276
SAME WAY?
716
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,659
>> THEN YOU CAN GET THE PINK
717
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,278
SLIP BACK TO MY WHIP, AND NO ONE
718
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:35,379
WILL EVER DRIVE IT AGAIN.
719
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:36,142
>> YEAH?
720
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,241
NO MORE TAXICABBING IT?
721
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,284
>> SHUT UP.
722
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,589
[laughs]
723
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:43,209
UH.
724
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,170
I'M SORRY.
725
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,135
AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
726
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:46,621
>> NO, THAT--UM...IT'S NOT WHAT
727
00:16:46,724 --> 00:16:47,524
IT LOOKS LIKE.
728
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,450
SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE
729
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,411
GONNA BE...
730
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:54,517
>> WHOA.
731
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,280
>> UM, WE'RE STARVING.
732
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,789
DID YOU WANT A SANDWICH?
733
00:16:58,896 --> 00:16:59,516
>> NO. WILL YOU GO?
734
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,590
>> WOW. OKAY.
735
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,479
>> OH, HEY, HEY.
736
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:02,206
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
737
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,070
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
738
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,212
NO, KIERA, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING,
739
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,070
ALL RIGHT?
740
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:06,172
'CAUSE IF YOU LEAVE, WE'RE GONNA
741
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:06,955
DO THE SAME STUPID
742
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,238
BACK-AND-FORTH WE ALWAYS DO.
743
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,594
LOOK, I DO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU
744
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:15,169
DO, AND I WANT YOUR WHIP
745
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:15,955
TO BE MY WHIP.
746
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:16,788
>> REALLY?
747
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:17,406
BECAUSE THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF
748
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,207
CARS IN THERE.
749
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,140
>> OKAY, THAT...THAT WAS A
750
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,001
MISTAKE.
751
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,903
BUT FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT BACKING
752
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,410
DOWN FROM ANYTHING I WANT, AND I
753
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,067
WANT YOU THE MOST...
754
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,102
AND A CHAMPIONSHIP...
755
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,206
AND THE KEYS TO THE CITY.
756
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,410
>> OKAY, I GET IT.
757
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:34,377
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
758
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:37,102
NO MORE RUNNING AWAY.
759
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:40,446
AS FAR AS ALL OF THAT GOES,
760
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,341
TAKE THE DAY, GET IT OUT OF YOUR
761
00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,278
SYSTEM, BECAUSE TOMORROW YOU
762
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:47,029
BELONG TO ME.
763
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,377
AND WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR A REAL
764
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:49,972
SANDWICH, YOU KNOW WHERE TO COME
765
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,208
GET IT.
766
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,140
[light airy music]
767
00:17:52,241 --> 00:18:00,281
♪
768
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,969
>> ♪ TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
769
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,308
♪ TELL ME YOU WANT ME
770
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:08,033
♪ EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT TRUE
771
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,657
♪ I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU
772
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,588
♪ YEAH, MY HUSBAND WENT
773
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,379
♪ AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND
774
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,832
♪ AND AROUND AND AROUND
775
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:17,691
♪ IT'S HARD TO THINK
776
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,723
♪ ABOUT LEAVING TOMORROW
777
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,517
♪ WHEN I NEED YOU NOW
778
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:25,970
♪ BECAUSE THE TRUTH HURTS
779
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:26,898
♪ I'D RATHER LIVE
780
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,620
♪ IN A BEAUTIFUL LIE
781
00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:32,764
>> I DIDN'T NEED A DAY TO GET IT
782
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,412
OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
783
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,657
>> YOU BETTER HAD BROUGHT YOUR
784
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,658
ASS DOWN HERE.
785
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:40,828
>> ♪ THAT YOU NEED ME
786
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,411
♪ TO BREATHE
787
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:45,137
♪ YEAH, TELL ME YOUR FAITHFUL
788
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,001
♪ AND THAT THERE WILL NEVER BE
789
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,903
♪ ANOTHER GIRL
790
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,280
♪ I'LL PLAY MY PART
791
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,829
♪ INSIDE A MADE-UP WORLD
792
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,101
>> OH, HELL.
793
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:59,516
COME IN HERE.
794
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,620
>> ♪ IT'S HARD TO THINK
795
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,934
♪ ABOUT LEAVING TOMORROW
796
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,794
♪ WHEN I NEED YOU NOW
797
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:08,896
♪ BECAUSE THE TRUTH HURTS e ro]
798
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:13,496
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