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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,551 --> 00:00:03,721 - LOOK, THIS AIN'T GOT NOTHING BAD IN IT FOR ME, 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:06,067 LIKE NO MSG OR BCH OR PCP, DO IT? 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,762 OKAY, 'CAUSE I SAY NO TO DRUGS. 4 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:10,102 [laughs] 5 00:00:10,206 --> 00:00:11,376 GIRL, I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. 6 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:12,722 - WELL, RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 7 00:00:12,827 --> 00:00:16,477 THIS AVOCADO HYDRATING MASK IS 100% ORGANIC. 8 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:17,896 FOR YOUR NERVES. YEAH! 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,100 - OKAY, WELL, GOOD. 10 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:21,336 OKAY, 'CAUSE MY BODY IS JUST ONE BIG ZIT, 11 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:24,308 AND MY SKIN IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SKINTERVENTION. 12 00:00:24,413 --> 00:00:25,413 OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, OKAY, 13 00:00:25,517 --> 00:00:26,827 THIS DON'T MAKE UP FOR YOUR HUSBAND 14 00:00:26,931 --> 00:00:28,761 BLOWING UP MY PLACE WITH POOKIE, YOU HEAR? 15 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,172 - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, TASHA, 16 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,785 YOU DID PULL ME INTO YOUR SYNTHETIC WEAVE OF DECEIT 17 00:00:32,896 --> 00:00:37,276 AND FORCED ME UNDER DURESS TO LIE TO SAID HUSBAND. 18 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,279 - WHATEVER. 19 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:39,719 OKAY, LOOK, SO AFTER THIS, 20 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,717 I NEED ONE OF THEM SEAWEED BODY WRAPS, ALL RIGHT? 21 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,167 WITH THEM HOT STONES AND-- 22 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:44,995 OOH, AND A SALT GLOW, TIME PERMITTING. 23 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:47,073 - WHATEVER I NEED TO PLUCK, SCRUB, OR INJECT 24 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,932 TO KEEP YOU QUIET, I WILL DO JUST THAT, OKAY? 25 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:52,414 'CAUSE LORD KNOWS THERE'S ENOUGH DRAMA GOING ON IN MY HOUSE. 26 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:54,167 - OOH, I'M SORRY, GIRL. 27 00:00:54,275 --> 00:00:55,375 - MM-HMM, THANK YOU. 28 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:57,282 - I'M SORRY YOU THE SORRY WIFE OF A SORRY MAN 29 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,759 MAKING A SORRY ATTEMPT AT A SORRY-ASS COMEBACK. 30 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:01,522 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE FEELING IS MUTUAL. 31 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,690 'CAUSE HE DON'T WANT ME 32 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,283 HANGING OUT WITH YOUR SORRY ASS EITHER. 33 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:05,789 - HOLD UP. 34 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,306 HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T WANT YOU HANGING WITH TASHA MACK? 35 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:08,763 - THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD CHARDONNAY. 36 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:10,552 - OKAY. YOU BETTER CHECK HIS ASS, OKAY? 37 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,275 'CAUSE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE GONNA BE TELLING YOU 38 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:14,139 NOT TO REFER TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. 39 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,621 - [scoffs] 40 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:17,624 WELL, CHARDONNAY AIN'T SCARED OF NO JASON PITTS, OKAY? 41 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:20,104 CHARDONNAY DOES WHAT CHARDONNAY PLEASES 42 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,786 WHEN CHARDONNAY PLEASES AND HOW CHARDONNAY PLEASES, 43 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:23,896 OKAY? 44 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,690 CHARDONNAY. 45 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:26,723 - CHARDONNAY? 46 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:28,407 - OOH, HELL. 47 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,895 [aggressive rock music] 48 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:38,898 - SHH! 49 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,310 HEY, BABE! - HEY--OH! 50 00:01:42,413 --> 00:01:44,003 OKAY. 51 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,973 NO TACKLES ON MY DAY OFF. 52 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,098 - OH, I'M SORRY, BABY. 53 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,136 I'M JUST SO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 54 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:50,411 WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 55 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:51,757 - JUST RUNNING SOME ERRANDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 56 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,282 THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME SO WE CAN SAVE ON GAS. 57 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,519 IT WENT UP 2 CENTS A GALLON YESTERDAY. 58 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,860 - HMM. - HE'S YOUR PRESIDENT. 59 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,475 - OH. [scoffs] 60 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,236 WELL, LOOK, BABY, I HAVE A CLIENT, 61 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:01,284 AND I'LL BE HOME LATER. 62 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:02,719 I PROMISE. OKAY? 63 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:03,717 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 64 00:02:03,827 --> 00:02:04,717 I CAN JUST HAVE NIKA DO MY TOES. 65 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:05,687 - UM... 66 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,413 - WHAT? WHAT, NIKA? 67 00:02:07,517 --> 00:02:08,787 YOU KNOW WHAT? 68 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,065 IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE'S BUNIONS, 69 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,342 YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE, HUH? 70 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:12,758 - COME ON, BABY. LOOK, WE BUSY. 71 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:14,482 WE NEED TO FINISH UP, OKAY? 72 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:15,446 OKAY, LOVE YOU. 73 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:16,451 - LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU. 74 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:19,001 - YEAH, OKAY. 75 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:20,483 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 76 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:21,656 MAYBE YOU COULD WALK HOME 77 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:22,788 SO WE COULD STILL SAVE ON THAT GAS. 78 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:23,716 - BOY, BYE. 79 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:24,717 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK. 80 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:25,997 BUS? - BYE. 81 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,663 - NOW YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE BUS? 82 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,723 - OOH, I'M SORRY. OH, I'M SORRY. 83 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:42,448 - WELL, WELL, WELL... 84 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,551 UH-- 85 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:44,895 ORGANIC, MY ASS. 86 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,970 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 87 00:02:47,068 --> 00:02:49,618 - YOU KEEP JUMPING LIKE THAT EVERY TIME JASON SAYS BOO, 88 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:51,344 YOU GONNA TURN INTO ANOTHER KELLY PITTS. 89 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:53,138 - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THROWING HER UP IN MY FACE? 90 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,001 - BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING TO ACT LIKE HER. 91 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:56,903 SHE WAS PASSIVE, INSECURE, SCARED, 92 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,210 TIPTOEING AROUND JASON WITH HER BOOBS ALL OUT. 93 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,100 YEAH, I'M ABOUT TWO SECONDS AWAY 94 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:02,336 FROM PLAYING THE BONGOS ON THEM. 95 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,338 [imitating playing drums] 96 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,478 - WELL, LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE 97 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,406 AFTER COVERING UP FOR YOUR ASS. 98 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:09,757 - HEIFER, THAT WAS WEEKS AGO, OKAY? 99 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,382 THIS SOME NEW DANCE YOU DOING NOW. 100 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,242 THIS IS THE KELLY PITTS SHUFFLE. 101 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,104 OH, YEAH. I SEEN THAT MOVIE BEFORE. 102 00:03:15,206 --> 00:03:17,236 SEE, I'VE BEEN ON THE FRONT ROW. 103 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:18,384 KELLY... 104 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:19,832 KELLY, DON'T GO IN THERE, KELLY. 105 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:21,031 KELLY, DON'T GO IN THERE. 106 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:22,097 KELLY, HE'S WAITING ON YOU. 107 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:23,376 HE'S GONNA GET YOU, KELLY. 108 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:24,312 DON'T GO IN THERE. 109 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,553 HE'S GONNA GET YOU! OH! 110 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:28,405 DAMN, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE GONE IN THERE. 111 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:29,717 OKAY, I'M TELLING YA, 112 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:31,927 DON'T NOBODY SURVIVE THE SEQUEL: 113 00:03:32,034 --> 00:03:33,484 LIGHT SKIN ON ELM STREET. 114 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:36,376 - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. 115 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,832 - ALL RIGHT. 116 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:39,071 - OW! GIRL, THAT'S HOT! 117 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:40,452 - I KNOW. 118 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:45,236 - OH, THERE HE IS. 119 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:48,794 MY BOY "M" DIGGITY DUBS-- MALIK WRIGHT IN THE HOUSE. 120 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,856 - YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR. 121 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:50,825 DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OKAY? 122 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,241 - I WAS TRYING SOMETHING NEW. 123 00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:53,484 - WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK. 124 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,446 - UGH, WHAT'S UP YOUR ASS? 125 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:56,411 - BLUE TOLD ME WHAT REALLY HAPPENED 126 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:57,377 BETWEEN YOU TWO, KEIRA. 127 00:03:57,482 --> 00:03:58,622 YOU HOODWINKED THE DUDE. 128 00:03:58,724 --> 00:03:59,554 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 129 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,685 - I'M TALKING ABOUT 130 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:01,723 YOU NOT TELLING HIM YOU WERE A VIRGIN 131 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:02,757 BEFORE YOU LET HIM HIT IT. 132 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:04,002 THAT'S AGAINST THE GUY CODE. 133 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:06,553 - WOW. SO YOU'RE REALLY IN THIS. 134 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,065 'CAUSE THIS IS THE SECOND TALK THIS WEEK 135 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:11,142 WE HAD ABOUT MY VIRGINITY. 136 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,861 ISN'T IT AGAINST CODE FOR TWO GROWN-ASS MEN 137 00:04:13,965 --> 00:04:15,685 TO BE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE'S VIRGINITY? 138 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:17,003 - I DON'T KNOW. 139 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:19,933 VIRGINITY IS A TOPIC THAT MOST GROWN-ASS MEN AVOID. 140 00:04:20,034 --> 00:04:21,724 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU. 141 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,587 MOST GROWN-ASS MEN DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT MESS. 142 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,379 - WHY? 143 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,592 - BECAUSE IF YOU BAG A VIRGIN, 144 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:27,689 YOU'RE ON LOCKDOWN. 145 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:28,693 YOU'RE COMMITTED. 146 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:29,973 YOU'RE WIFED UP. 147 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:31,378 YOU'RE GETTING 20 CALLS A DAY. 148 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:35,692 IT'S A STAGE-FIVE CLINGER. 149 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:38,383 AND I SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THAT I HAVE ENOUGH SELF-RESPECT 150 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:41,002 TO HAVE HELD ON TO MY VIRGINITY FOR AS LONG AS I DID. 151 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:42,523 I AM THE PRIZE. 152 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,240 HE'S THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM. 153 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:45,384 - NOT ANYMORE. 154 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:47,412 NOT SINCE HE GOT RID OF YOUR SHADY BUTT. 155 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:49,997 - EW, THIS IS SO TYPICAL. 156 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,523 OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA TAKE BLUE'S SIDE, 157 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,830 'CAUSE ALL MEN ARE DOGS WHO STICK TOGETHER 158 00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:55,591 AND NEVER BETRAY THE PACK. 159 00:04:55,689 --> 00:04:57,789 - I AM NOT A DOG. OKAY? 160 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,276 I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOU, 161 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:01,379 AND I'VE LIVED LIFE A BIT. 162 00:05:01,482 --> 00:05:03,382 YOU NEED TO TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR 163 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:06,172 AND REALIZE THAT YOU DID BLUE DIRTY. 164 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:08,335 IT'S NOT ALL HIS FAULT, KEIRA. 165 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:11,308 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 166 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:13,793 YO. YOU, YOU, COME ON. 167 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,826 AND YOUR ASSES BETTER NOT BE VIRGINS. 168 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,693 - BABY, I'M SO SO-- 169 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:28,663 SORRY I'M LATE. 170 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:29,788 WHAT YOU DOING? 171 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,166 - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, CHARDONNAY. 172 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:33,065 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED IT. 173 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:34,452 I'M SITTING HERE TWO HOURS PAST THE TIME 174 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,141 YOU TOLD ME YOU'D BE HOME, TRYING TO IMAGINE 175 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,101 WHAT A DELICIOUS MEAL WOULD TASTE LIKE 176 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:40,966 IF MY WIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN HOME IN TIME TO MAKE IT. 177 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:42,828 - [scoffs] GOD. 178 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,831 - MM. NEEDS SALT. 179 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:48,761 NEEDS A LITTLE SALT. 180 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:50,242 - BABY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 181 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,034 I MEAN, SO YOU JUST SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME 182 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:54,237 CONSTRUCTING THIS ELABORATE SETUP 183 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:55,454 JUST TO PROVE A POINT, 184 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:56,971 WHEN YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR ASS TO CHIPOTLE 185 00:05:57,068 --> 00:05:57,968 IN HALF THE TIME? 186 00:05:58,068 --> 00:05:58,898 - I'M SORRY. 187 00:05:59,000 --> 00:05:59,930 I'M A $1-MILLION ATHLETE 188 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:01,384 WHO JUST PUT IN A FULL DAY OF WORK. 189 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:04,072 YOU EXPECT ME TO COME HOME AND EAT A $7 TAQUITO FOR DINNER? 190 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:05,902 - NOW, FIRST OF ALL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CHIPOTLE 191 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,280 DOES NOT SERVE TAQUITOS, 192 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:09,619 BUT I'M SURE IF THEY DID, IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS. 193 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:11,554 AND, SECOND-- COME ON, BABY. 194 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,135 I NEED YOU TO CUT ME SOME SLACK. 195 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:15,241 THINGS ARE CRAZY AT SPADONNAY. 196 00:06:15,344 --> 00:06:16,664 - OH-HO. 197 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:18,588 SPADONNAY. 198 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:21,689 YOU KNOW, WHEN I BOUGHT YOUR LITTLE HOBBY FOR YOU, 199 00:06:21,793 --> 00:06:22,723 I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING 200 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:24,027 THAT IT WASN'T GONNA INTERFERE 201 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:25,757 WITH YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES HERE AT HOME. 202 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:27,002 I MEAN, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS ALL "RAH-RAH" 203 00:06:27,103 --> 00:06:28,973 ABOUT ME PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAIN, RIGHT, OKAY? 204 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:29,998 WELL, I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 205 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,173 FOOTBALL PLAYERS NEED FOOD WITH SALT. 206 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:33,515 YOU'RE MY WIFE. YOU NEED TO MAKE IT. 207 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:34,660 WITH SALT. 208 00:06:34,758 --> 00:06:35,758 IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, 209 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,172 MY TASTE BUDS ARE COMPLETELY SHOT. 210 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:39,275 I NEED A LOT OF SEASONING. 211 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:41,339 - WELL, BABE, 212 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:44,028 MY WORKLOAD SHOULD NOT PREVENT YOU FROM EATING. 213 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,617 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS MAN 214 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:47,594 THAT CAN PICK UP THE PHONE AND ORDER FOOD 215 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,689 AND OPERATE A VEHICLE. 216 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,593 SUSTENANCE IS JUST A SPEED-DIAL 217 00:06:51,689 --> 00:06:53,969 AND 30 MINUTES OR LESS AWAY. 218 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,138 - WELL, SO ARE A COOK AND A HOUSEKEEPER, 219 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:57,281 BUT IF I HIRE THEM, WHAT DO I NEED YOU FOR? 220 00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:58,409 - WELL, HOW ABOUT COMIC RELIEF? 221 00:06:58,517 --> 00:06:59,587 'CAUSE I HAD TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR 222 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:01,099 IF I MARRIED YOUR ASS. 223 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:03,756 - OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA WASH THIS DOWN 224 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,552 WITH A NICE, COLD GLASS OF NOTHING. 225 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:07,965 - GREAT. 226 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:09,518 - AAH. 227 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:10,790 REFRESHING. 228 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,522 OH, OH, OH. 229 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,240 AND IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT MY IMAGINARY MEAL WAS, 230 00:07:17,344 --> 00:07:18,764 IT WAS A THICK, JUICY, 231 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:21,412 DAY-OLD, HALF-PRICED PORTERHOUSE STEAK, 232 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,587 EXTRA SALT. 233 00:07:23,689 --> 00:07:25,069 - [groans] WHERE IS MALIK? 234 00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:27,072 I'M TIRED OF STANDING AROUND THE BAR LOOKING LIKE HOOKERS. 235 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:28,282 LET'S GO STAND OUT FRONT. 236 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:29,379 - BUMP MALIK, OKAY? 237 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,622 HE'S A SIDE-BUSTER. 238 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:33,834 HE TOOK BLUE'S SIDE IN VIRGINGATE 2013. 239 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,281 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 240 00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:36,549 - HELL, YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE IT. 241 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:38,925 LYING TO BLUE ABOUT BEING A NEWBIE? 242 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,594 YOU'RE LUCKY HE DIDN'T SUE YOU. 243 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:41,969 HE IS A PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER. 244 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:45,518 - OH, YOU WEAR LESS CLOTHES AND MAKE LESS SENSE EVERY DAY. 245 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,000 - LESS IS THE NEW MORE. 246 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,003 - NO, IT'S NOT. 247 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,173 AND I DIDN'T LIE. 248 00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:50,925 I JUST DIDN'T TELL HIM THE ENTIRE TRUTH. 249 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:53,004 - JUST STOP BEING YOUR TYPICAL STUBBORN SELF. 250 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:54,593 YOU LIED, AND THAT'S THAT. 251 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:56,479 NOW CALL MALIK AND APOLOGIZE 252 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,546 SO HE CAN COME DOWN HERE AND BUY US SOME BOTTLES, 253 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,095 BECAUSE I AM THIRSTY. 254 00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:02,546 OH, AND TELL HIM NOT TO BRING TEE TEE 255 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:07,275 BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN GREASE AND MUCUS. 256 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:08,519 FINALLY. 257 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,620 - I'M NOT CALLING MALIK. 258 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,034 I'M CALLING BLUE. 259 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:12,657 - OH, THE DOUBLE BACK. 260 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,928 - NEVER THAT. 261 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,904 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU AND MALIK. 262 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,340 I'M JUST GONNA LET HIM KNOW THAT WE'RE GOOD 263 00:08:18,448 --> 00:08:20,098 AND, YOU KNOW, CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION, 264 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:22,306 WHICH I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS, 265 00:08:22,413 --> 00:08:25,143 BUT JUST IN CASE, BECAUSE I'M MATURE LIKE THAT. 266 00:08:25,241 --> 00:08:26,311 - WHATEVER. 267 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,104 OH, I THINK IT'S TIME 268 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,276 FOR NINA "DESPERATELY NEEDING A SUGAR DADDY 269 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,339 "BECAUSE HER ACTING/MODELING/SINGING CAREER 270 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:38,618 IS NOT AS PROMISING AS SHE ONCE HOPED" SMITH 271 00:08:38,724 --> 00:08:40,144 TO FIND HERSELF A MAN. 272 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:42,721 - YOUR NICKNAME GAME IS HORRIBLE. 273 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,378 HEY, STRANGER, IT'S ME, KEIRA. 274 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,932 LONG TIME NO TALK, I KNOW. 275 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:57,624 I JUST THOUGHT THAT I'D REACH OUT TO YOU-- 276 00:08:57,724 --> 00:08:59,554 RANDOM, I KNOW. 277 00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,375 ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, I JUST FIGURED THAT 278 00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:03,592 WE CAN TALK AND, LIKE, CLEAR SOME THINGS UP. 279 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:04,969 UM, OR NOT. IT'S UP TO YOU. 280 00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,828 NO PRESSURE. 281 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:07,791 OKAY, HAVE A GOOD DAY. 282 00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,376 HOLLER AT YOUR GIRL. BYE. 283 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,380 AH... 284 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:19,692 [laughter] 285 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,863 - SO HOW'D IT GO? 286 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,475 - NO ANSWER, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD. 287 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,446 IF HE CALLS ME, COOL. 288 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:24,411 IF NOT... 289 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:25,997 both: WHATEVS! 290 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,453 - THERE WE GO! 291 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:28,721 - ♪ WHY YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE 292 00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:29,857 ♪ SHOW ME SOME GRATITUDE 293 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:32,095 - OH, SO YOU CAN'T CALL NOBODY BACK? 294 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,026 [laughs] I'M JUST KIDDING. 295 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,787 I'M JUST KIDDING. 296 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:36,236 YEAH, SO ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 297 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,174 CALL ME BACK. 298 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:38,615 I JUST WANT TO TALK, YOU KNOW? 299 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,284 UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, NO BIGGIE. 300 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,209 I'M GROWN, YOU KNOW? 301 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,590 I'M AN ADULT. 302 00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:44,379 BUT ANYWAY, CALL ME BACK. 303 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:45,482 IF YOU WANT TO. 304 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,546 ALL RIGHT? OKAY. 305 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,475 OKAY. 306 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,716 - ♪ MAYBE THEY AIN'T FEELING ME ♪ 307 00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:50,967 ♪ 'CAUSE THEY DON'T COMPREHEND ME ♪ 308 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,168 ♪ OR 'CAUSE I DON'T ADHERE TO THE ADVICE ♪ 309 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:56,095 [laughter and chatter] 310 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:01,379 - BLUE, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DON'T NEED TO TALK, OKAY? 311 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,832 AND IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S ME. 312 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:04,481 I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LITTLE LAST MESSAGE I LEFT YOU, 313 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:06,786 AND I THINK YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 314 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,406 IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK. 315 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:11,547 I HOPE YOU AND WHOEVER YOU END UP WITH ARE HAPPY. 316 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,165 PROBABLY SOME LITTLE POLYNESIAN 317 00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,655 'CAUSE YOU REEK OF ONE OF THEM DUDES-- 318 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,588 "OH, LOOK AT ME. MY NAME IS BLUE. 319 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,829 I MARRIED AN EXOTIC GIRL." 320 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,451 FORGET YOU. 321 00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:25,591 ANYWAY, PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU. 322 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:28,519 - ♪ HE CONTROLS ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 323 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,830 ♪ I'LL BE GROOVIN' AND GROOVIN' ♪ 324 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,521 - YO, IT'S LATE AS HELL, AND YOU CAN'T CALL NOBODY BACK? 325 00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:35,590 EH? 326 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,139 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 327 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,381 I AM THAT GIRL 328 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:43,312 FROM THAT TV SHOW FROM BACK IN THE DAY 329 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:46,863 WITH THAT FAMILY OF PEOPLE. 330 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,899 AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 331 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,380 YOU ARE THE GUY THAT SHOULD JUST LOSE MY NUMBER. 332 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:02,552 EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I CALLED YOU, BUT SO? 333 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:06,895 AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN. 334 00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:09,763 BLUE, OPEN UP. 335 00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:11,862 BLUE, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME. 336 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:17,214 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT... 337 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,170 MRS. "I DON'T EVER CLEAN UP 338 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,965 AFTER MY LITTLE UGLY-ASS CHIHUAHUA"? 339 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,028 I'M TALKING TO YOU. 340 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,377 OOH, YES, YOU. 341 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,382 WE KNOW IT'S YOU. 342 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,522 WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU. 343 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,999 BLUE! 344 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:34,243 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 345 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:35,934 - [vomits] 346 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,897 I'M OKAY. HEH... 347 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,930 [thud] 348 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,826 - CHARDONNAY. CHARDONNAY. 349 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,451 - TASHA, WE ARE CLOSED. 350 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,451 AND PLUS, I GOT TO GET HOME AND GET DINNER STARTED. 351 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:53,831 - LOOK, JASON'S DINNER CAN WAIT. 352 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,001 OPEN UP. 353 00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,413 GIRL, LOOK AT ME. 354 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,927 IT'S COMING OUT BY THE HANDFULS. 355 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,974 LOOK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'MA BE BALD BY 36. 356 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:09,068 - PLEASE, GIRL, NOW, WE BOTH KNOW YOU WAY PAST 36. 357 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:11,242 AND YOUR BALDING DON'T COME FROM YOUR AGE. 358 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,524 FIRST, YOU GET HIVES. 359 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,210 NOW YOUR HAIR IS FALLING OUT. 360 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,860 YOUR BODY'S PUNISHING YOU FOR ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS. 361 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,235 - OKAY, YOU RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 362 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,524 IT'S MY GUILT. 363 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,520 OKAY, AND IT'S EATING ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE. 364 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,240 - AW, TASHA, YOU DON'T GOT TO GO THROUGH THIS, GIRL. 365 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,384 I FORGIVE YOU. 366 00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,592 - TRICK, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU. 367 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:29,859 THIS IS ABOUT ME AND POOKIE. 368 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:32,715 GIRL, I FEEL HORRIBLE, YOU KNOW, 369 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,137 JUST CHEATING ON THAT MAN THE WAY THAT I DID. 370 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,211 GIRL, I'M ITCHY. 371 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,790 HAIR ALL FALLING OUT. 372 00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:39,376 LAST NIGHT, I PEED THE BED. 373 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,032 YOU KNOW, THANK GOD RICK IS INTO THAT. 374 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,657 UH, SEE? 375 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,968 - WELL, LOOK, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, TASHA, 376 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,068 I REALLY GOT TO TAKE CARE 377 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,552 OF SOME RESPONSIBILITIES AT HOME. 378 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,995 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME? 379 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,453 AS A FRIEND. 380 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,411 ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS ARE GONE. 381 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,027 KELLY-- WELL, SHE GOT RAN OFF BY JASON. 382 00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:57,137 AND THEN MELANIE, WHAT-- 383 00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,901 SHE RAN OFF WITH THAT JOHN HOPKINS. 384 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,930 [crying] I'M MELTING. 385 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,623 - OKAY, TASHA. 386 00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,104 WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO? 387 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,406 - OKAY, NOT MUCH. 388 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,657 I JUST NEED A TRACK HERE, A TRACK THERE, ALL RIGHT? 389 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,308 SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG, GIRL. 390 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,073 AN HOUR-- SEVEN TOPS. 391 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:17,972 - SEVEN TOPS? 392 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:18,968 - MM-HMM. 393 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,238 GO GET SOME WINE. 394 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:22,934 I SWEAR, I AIN'T NEVER BEEN THIS DAMN STRESSED. 395 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,344 - [vomiting] 396 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:26,828 - MM, GOD... 397 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,001 WHAT DID YOU DRINK? 398 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,553 - WHAT DIDN'T I DRINK? 399 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:30,995 [sobs] 400 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,553 [vomits] 401 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,723 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR TRASH CAN. 402 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,097 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE TRASH CAN. 403 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,786 I CAN GET A NEW ONE. 404 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:40,716 - [vomits] 405 00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:42,277 - AND A NEW RUG. 406 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,309 AND JEANS. 407 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,863 POTTED PLANT. 408 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,663 HEY, A WASABI NUT. 409 00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:50,898 DID YOU GO TO DROPBAR? 410 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,070 - [vomits] 411 00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,342 - [sighs] 412 00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,518 TASHA, CAN WE PLEASE FINISH THIS TOMORROW? 413 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,210 GIRL, I HAVE BEEN UP SINCE 6:00. 414 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,480 I REALLY GOT TO GO HOME. 415 00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,026 - OKAY, AND I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 5:30 416 00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:01,237 CHANGING PEE-PEE SHEETS, ALL RIGHT? 417 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,244 WE ALL HAD A HARD DAY, CHARDONNAY. 418 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,624 [bell chimes] 419 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,344 - JASON, WHAT YOU-- 420 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,618 - DOING HERE? 421 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,144 WELL... 422 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,481 I WAS SITTING AT HOME, 423 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,586 WAITING AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE 424 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,339 FOR THE LAST, OOH, 2 1/2 HOURS, 425 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:19,448 AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, 426 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,481 "THERE IS NO WAY THAT CHARDONNAY 427 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,166 "COULD HAVE MISTAKEN OUR DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT 428 00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,165 "FOR A SUGGESTION, NOT AFTER I MADE MYSELF CLEAR, 429 00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,925 "NOT AFTER I LEFT HER A BINDER 430 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,454 "FILLED WITH ACCEPTABLE DINNER OPTIONS 431 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,521 AND A COUPON FOR SALT." 432 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,100 - WELL, WELL, WELL... 433 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,306 - OHH! 434 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,103 MEDUSA. 435 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,206 - POWDER. 436 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,590 [blows] 437 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,619 - WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE? 438 00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:43,524 DIDN'T I FORBID YOU FROM INTERACTING WITH HER? 439 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,140 - OH, LOOK AT YOU, JASON. 440 00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,001 OH, SO YOU FORBIDDING PEOPLE NOW, HUH? 441 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,173 WHO THE HELL SHE LOOK LIKE TO YOU? 442 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:49,235 KELLY PITTS? 443 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,594 - SHE LOOKS LIKE A MARRIED WOMAN, TASHA, 444 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,999 SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T NOR WILL YOU EVER KNOW 445 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,173 ANYTHING ABOUT BEING. 446 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,515 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I NEED TO KNOCK YOUR ASS 447 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,380 BACK TO THE YEAR WHEN YOU WAS A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER. 448 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,242 - OH, YOU MEAN BACK WHEN YOU HAD A UTERUS, YOU SHE-DEVIL? 449 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,554 - OH, I GOT YOUR UTERUS, YEAH, DEMON! 450 00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:03,335 - SHUT UP! 451 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,448 I'M SICK OF BOTH OF Y'ALL OLD ASSES. 452 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,141 - HEY, DON'T PUT ME IN THE SAME AGE GROUP AS HER. 453 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,141 - YOU WISH. 454 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,521 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 455 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,790 THE ONLY PERSON THAT SPEAKS FOR CHARDONNAY 456 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,826 IS CHARDONNAY. 457 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,621 AND HERE SHE GO. 458 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:19,414 EVER SINCE YOU GOT BACK TO PLAYING FOOTBALL, 459 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,687 YOU HAVE BEEN A JERK. 460 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,793 - MM-HMM. 461 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,066 - UM, HELLO, THAT'S FOOTBALL JASON. 462 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,622 FOOTBALL JASON IS A JERK. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 463 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,934 - WELL, FOOTBALL JASON 464 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,384 IS GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH WORKING CHARDONNAY. 465 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:29,692 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, 466 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:33,453 I MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE A CAREER. 467 00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,281 AND YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FLIP-FLOPPED 468 00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:37,239 ON THAT ARRANGEMENT. 469 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,794 SO GOING FORWARD, WE GONNA HAVE TO WORK OUT 470 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,856 SOME TYPE OF COMPROMISE WHERE I CAN WORK 471 00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:44,785 AND PERFORM MY WIFELY DUTIES. 472 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,236 - WHAT IF FOOTBALL JASON DOESN'T WANT TO COMPROMISE? 473 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,524 - WELL, THEN YOU GONNA BE A TWICE-DIVORCED JASON. 474 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,830 - HA! 475 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,971 - AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE OFF THE RIP. 476 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,828 I'M A GROWN-ASS WOMAN, HONEY. 477 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:55,931 AND I CAN BE FRIENDS 478 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,524 WITH WHOEVER I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH. 479 00:15:58,620 --> 00:15:59,900 - THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL. YOU BETTER TELL IT. 480 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,620 - AND YOU! - ME? 481 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,794 - YOUR WALKING DEADASS ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE ON MEN 482 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,756 BUT COULDN'T KEEP ONE IF HE WAS CHAINED TO YOU ON AMISTAD. 483 00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:06,662 - [laughs] THAT WAS-- 484 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,308 - SHUT UP! 485 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:09,833 - WELL, HELL, I CAN KEEP HIM IF HE CHAINED DOWN. 486 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,451 HE CAN'T GET AWAY. 487 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,481 - YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED. 488 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,686 COULDN'T DECIDE BETWEEN TWO MEN YOU LOVED, 489 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,663 SO YOU STRUNG 'EM ALONG UNTIL SOMEBODY ELSE 490 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,688 MADE THE DECISION FOR YOU. 491 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,103 AND THAT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF JASON, 492 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,516 WAS BECAUSE OF ME, 'CAUSE I TOLD HIM. 493 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,480 - WHAT? 494 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:24,756 - SO YOU CAN THANK ME 495 00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,792 BY STAYING THE HELL UP OUT MY DAMN MARRIAGE. 496 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,996 OH, YES. CHARDONNAY GOT THIS. 497 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,311 I'M NOT YOUR DAMN SIDEKICK, 498 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,863 AND I'M NOT YOUR WHIPPING BOY, 499 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,375 AND I'M NOBODY'S KELLY PITTS! 500 00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,452 I'M CHARDO... [snapping] 501 00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:40,591 NNAY! 502 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,829 OKAY? HEAR ME. 503 00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:44,211 NOW YOU TWO LOCK UP. 504 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,067 NOW I'M OUT. 505 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,312 GIVE ME THIS DAMN NAPKIN. 506 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:52,553 - MM. 507 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:53,475 - I LOVE YOU. 508 00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,406 - SHUT UP! 509 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,827 - I GUESS SHE TOLD YOUR ASS. 510 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,791 - SO, WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA COMB THAT OVER? 511 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,451 - [laughs] 512 00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:08,030 GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. 513 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:12,717 - WHY WAS I IN YOUR BED PRACTICALLY NAKED? 514 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:13,757 DID WE... 515 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:14,902 - OH, NO, DON'T WORRY. 516 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,860 YOU THREW UP ON YOUR CLOTHES, 517 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:16,794 AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH. 518 00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:19,716 - OHH. JEEZ. 519 00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:20,757 - HERE. 520 00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,382 HANGOVER FOOD. 521 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,655 IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 522 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,208 I PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE WASHING MACHINE, 523 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,340 BY THE WAY. 524 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,588 - [scoffs] THAT'S ME. 525 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,139 KEIRA "MAKING ALL THE WRONG MOVES 526 00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:38,281 AND THROWING UP ON HERSELF WITHOUT PANTIES" WHITAKER. 527 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,719 OH, NINA GAVE ME THAT NICKNAME. 528 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,927 - HMM, WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, 529 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,834 I'M A PRETTY FORGIVING GUY, WHO MAKES A MEAN BURGER 530 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,691 AND CLEANS UP VOMIT OFF THE FLOOR... 531 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:52,763 AND THE RUG, MY JEANS, POTTED PLANT. 532 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:53,762 I'M SORRY. 533 00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:54,862 I KNOW I ALREADY DID THE LIST THING, 534 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:57,235 BUT YOU WERE PRETTY DISGUSTING LAST NIGHT. 535 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,724 - I'M SORRY. 536 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,857 I REALLY OWE YOU. 537 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,995 - JUST TACK IT ON TO THAT $75 GRAND. 538 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,033 - UM... I MAILED YOU A CHECK. 539 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,787 YOU DIDN'T-- YOU DIDN'T GET IT? 540 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,136 - UH, NO, BUT MAYBE THE MAIL FROM YOUR CONDO TO MINE 541 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,241 IS RUNNING A LITTLE SLOW. 542 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,484 - YEAH. - YEAH. 543 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:15,786 - THAT'S IT. 544 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,136 YUP. 545 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:20,141 - PERHAPS WE SHOULD STAY IN CONTACT 546 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,901 UNTIL THE PACKAGE COMES. 547 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,830 - OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "STAY IN CONTACT"? 548 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,901 LIKE, HANG OUT? 549 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,970 - WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE THAT GIRL 550 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,548 FROM TV FROM BACK IN THE DAY 551 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,585 FROM THAT SHOW WITH THAT FAMILY. 552 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:36,789 - SHUT UP. 553 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:40,096 I KNEW YOUR PUNK ASS GOT MY MESSAGES TOO. 554 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,616 BUT IT'S COOL. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 555 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,624 I THINK IT'D BE NICE FOR US TO HANG OUT. 556 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:55,409 SO, UM, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIES? 557 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,069 - YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIES. 558 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,142 WHAT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE? 559 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,621 - RESERVATIONS. 560 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,144 - [snorts] 561 00:19:06,194 --> 00:19:10,744 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38808

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