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- LOOK, THIS AIN'T GOT
NOTHING BAD IN IT FOR ME,
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LIKE NO MSG OR BCH OR PCP,
DO IT?
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OKAY, 'CAUSE I SAY NO
TO DRUGS.
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[laughs]
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GIRL, I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT
WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
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- WELL, RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
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THIS AVOCADO HYDRATING MASK
IS 100% ORGANIC.
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FOR YOUR NERVES.
YEAH!
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- OKAY, WELL, GOOD.
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OKAY, 'CAUSE MY BODY
IS JUST ONE BIG ZIT,
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AND MY SKIN IS IN DESPERATE NEED
OF A SKINTERVENTION.
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OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
OKAY,
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THIS DON'T MAKE UP
FOR YOUR HUSBAND
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BLOWING UP MY PLACE WITH POOKIE,
YOU HEAR?
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- WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, TASHA,
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YOU DID PULL ME INTO
YOUR SYNTHETIC WEAVE OF DECEIT
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AND FORCED ME UNDER DURESS
TO LIE TO SAID HUSBAND.
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- WHATEVER.
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OKAY, LOOK, SO AFTER THIS,
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I NEED ONE OF THEM
SEAWEED BODY WRAPS, ALL RIGHT?
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WITH THEM HOT STONES
AND--
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OOH, AND A SALT GLOW,
TIME PERMITTING.
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- WHATEVER I NEED TO PLUCK,
SCRUB, OR INJECT
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TO KEEP YOU QUIET,
I WILL DO JUST THAT, OKAY?
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'CAUSE LORD KNOWS THERE'S ENOUGH
DRAMA GOING ON IN MY HOUSE.
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- OOH, I'M SORRY, GIRL.
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- MM-HMM, THANK YOU.
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- I'M SORRY YOU THE SORRY WIFE
OF A SORRY MAN
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MAKING A SORRY ATTEMPT
AT A SORRY-ASS COMEBACK.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
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'CAUSE HE DON'T WANT ME
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HANGING OUT WITH YOUR SORRY ASS
EITHER.
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- HOLD UP.
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HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T WANT YOU
HANGING WITH TASHA MACK?
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- THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD
CHARDONNAY.
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- OKAY.
YOU BETTER CHECK HIS ASS, OKAY?
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'CAUSE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
HE GONNA BE TELLING YOU
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NOT TO REFER TO YOURSELF
IN THE THIRD PERSON.
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- [scoffs]
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WELL, CHARDONNAY AIN'T SCARED
OF NO JASON PITTS, OKAY?
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CHARDONNAY DOES
WHAT CHARDONNAY PLEASES
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WHEN CHARDONNAY PLEASES
AND HOW CHARDONNAY PLEASES,
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OKAY?
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CHARDONNAY.
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- CHARDONNAY?
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- OOH, HELL.
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[aggressive rock music]
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- SHH!
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HEY, BABE!
- HEY--OH!
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OKAY.
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NO TACKLES ON MY DAY OFF.
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- OH, I'M SORRY, BABY.
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I'M JUST SO SURPRISED
TO SEE YOU HERE.
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WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
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- JUST RUNNING SOME ERRANDS
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME
SO WE CAN SAVE ON GAS.
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IT WENT UP 2 CENTS A GALLON
YESTERDAY.
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- HMM.
- HE'S YOUR PRESIDENT.
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- OH.
[scoffs]
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WELL, LOOK, BABY,
I HAVE A CLIENT,
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AND I'LL BE HOME LATER.
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I PROMISE.
OKAY?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I CAN JUST HAVE NIKA
DO MY TOES.
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- UM...
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- WHAT?
WHAT, NIKA?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL
WITH PEOPLE'S BUNIONS,
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YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GONE
TO COLLEGE, HUH?
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- COME ON, BABY.
LOOK, WE BUSY.
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WE NEED TO FINISH UP, OKAY?
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OKAY, LOVE YOU.
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- LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU.
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- YEAH, OKAY.
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- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE YOU COULD WALK HOME
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SO WE COULD STILL SAVE
ON THAT GAS.
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- BOY, BYE.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK.
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BUS?
- BYE.
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- NOW YOU TOO GOOD
FOR THE BUS?
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- OOH, I'M SORRY.
OH, I'M SORRY.
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- WELL, WELL, WELL...
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UH--
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ORGANIC, MY ASS.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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- YOU KEEP JUMPING LIKE THAT
EVERY TIME JASON SAYS BOO,
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YOU GONNA TURN INTO ANOTHER
KELLY PITTS.
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- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
THROWING HER UP IN MY FACE?
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING
TO ACT LIKE HER.
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SHE WAS PASSIVE, INSECURE,
SCARED,
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TIPTOEING AROUND JASON
WITH HER BOOBS ALL OUT.
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YEAH,
I'M ABOUT TWO SECONDS AWAY
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FROM PLAYING THE BONGOS
ON THEM.
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[imitating playing drums]
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- WELL, LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE
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AFTER COVERING UP
FOR YOUR ASS.
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- HEIFER,
THAT WAS WEEKS AGO, OKAY?
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THIS SOME NEW DANCE
YOU DOING NOW.
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THIS IS
THE KELLY PITTS SHUFFLE.
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OH, YEAH.
I SEEN THAT MOVIE BEFORE.
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SEE, I'VE BEEN ON
THE FRONT ROW.
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KELLY...
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KELLY, DON'T GO IN THERE,
KELLY.
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KELLY, DON'T GO IN THERE.
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KELLY, HE'S WAITING ON YOU.
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HE'S GONNA GET YOU, KELLY.
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DON'T GO IN THERE.
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HE'S GONNA GET YOU!
OH!
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DAMN, YOU SHOULD NOT
HAVE GONE IN THERE.
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OKAY, I'M TELLING YA,
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DON'T NOBODY SURVIVE
THE SEQUEL:
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LIGHT SKIN ON ELM STREET.
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- MM-HMM.
- MM-HMM.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- OW!
GIRL, THAT'S HOT!
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- I KNOW.
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- OH, THERE HE IS.
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MY BOY "M" DIGGITY DUBS--
MALIK WRIGHT IN THE HOUSE.
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- YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR.
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DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN,
OKAY?
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- I WAS TRYING SOMETHING NEW.
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- WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK.
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- UGH, WHAT'S UP YOUR ASS?
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- BLUE TOLD ME
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
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BETWEEN YOU TWO, KEIRA.
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YOU HOODWINKED THE DUDE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- I'M TALKING ABOUT
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YOU NOT TELLING HIM
YOU WERE A VIRGIN
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BEFORE YOU LET HIM HIT IT.
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THAT'S AGAINST THE GUY CODE.
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- WOW.
SO YOU'RE REALLY IN THIS.
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'CAUSE THIS
IS THE SECOND TALK THIS WEEK
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WE HAD ABOUT MY VIRGINITY.
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ISN'T IT AGAINST CODE
FOR TWO GROWN-ASS MEN
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TO BE TALKING ABOUT
SOMEONE'S VIRGINITY?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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VIRGINITY IS A TOPIC
THAT MOST GROWN-ASS MEN AVOID.
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AND THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
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MOST GROWN-ASS MEN DON'T WANT
TO DEAL WITH THAT MESS.
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- WHY?
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- BECAUSE IF YOU BAG A VIRGIN,
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YOU'RE ON LOCKDOWN.
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YOU'RE COMMITTED.
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YOU'RE WIFED UP.
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YOU'RE GETTING 20 CALLS A DAY.
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IT'S A STAGE-FIVE CLINGER.
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AND I SHOULD BE CELEBRATING
THAT I HAVE ENOUGH SELF-RESPECT
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TO HAVE HELD ON TO MY VIRGINITY
FOR AS LONG AS I DID.
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I AM THE PRIZE.
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HE'S THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM.
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- NOT ANYMORE.
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NOT SINCE HE GOT RID
OF YOUR SHADY BUTT.
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- EW, THIS IS SO TYPICAL.
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OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE BLUE'S SIDE,
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'CAUSE ALL MEN ARE DOGS
WHO STICK TOGETHER
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AND NEVER BETRAY THE PACK.
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- I AM NOT A DOG.
OKAY?
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I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT OLDER
THAN YOU,
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AND I'VE LIVED LIFE A BIT.
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YOU NEED TO TAKE
A LONG, HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR
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AND REALIZE THAT
YOU DID BLUE DIRTY.
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IT'S NOT ALL HIS FAULT,
KEIRA.
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THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
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YO.
YOU, YOU, COME ON.
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AND YOUR ASSES
BETTER NOT BE VIRGINS.
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- BABY, I'M SO SO--
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
CHARDONNAY.
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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED IT.
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I'M SITTING HERE
TWO HOURS PAST THE TIME
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YOU TOLD ME YOU'D BE HOME,
TRYING TO IMAGINE
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WHAT A DELICIOUS MEAL
WOULD TASTE LIKE
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IF MY WIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN HOME
IN TIME TO MAKE IT.
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- [scoffs]
GOD.
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- MM.
NEEDS SALT.
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NEEDS A LITTLE SALT.
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- BABY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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I MEAN, SO YOU JUST SPENT
ALL OF THIS TIME
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CONSTRUCTING
THIS ELABORATE SETUP
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JUST TO PROVE A POINT,
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WHEN YOU COULD HAVE
TAKEN YOUR ASS TO CHIPOTLE
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IN HALF THE TIME?
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- I'M SORRY.
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I'M A $1-MILLION ATHLETE
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WHO JUST PUT IN
A FULL DAY OF WORK.
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YOU EXPECT ME TO COME HOME
AND EAT A $7 TAQUITO FOR DINNER?
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- NOW, FIRST OF ALL,
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CHIPOTLE
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DOES NOT SERVE TAQUITOS,
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BUT I'M SURE IF THEY DID,
IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS.
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AND, SECOND--
COME ON, BABY.
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I NEED YOU
TO CUT ME SOME SLACK.
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THINGS ARE CRAZY AT SPADONNAY.
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- OH-HO.
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SPADONNAY.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I BOUGHT
YOUR LITTLE HOBBY FOR YOU,
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I THOUGHT WE HAD
AN UNDERSTANDING
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THAT IT WASN'T GONNA
INTERFERE
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WITH YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
HERE AT HOME.
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I MEAN, YOU WERE THE ONE
THAT WAS ALL "RAH-RAH"
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ABOUT ME PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAIN,
RIGHT, OKAY?
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WELL, I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
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FOOTBALL PLAYERS
NEED FOOD WITH SALT.
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YOU'RE MY WIFE.
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT.
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WITH SALT.
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IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
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MY TASTE BUDS
ARE COMPLETELY SHOT.
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I NEED A LOT OF SEASONING.
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- WELL, BABE,
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MY WORKLOAD SHOULD NOT
PREVENT YOU FROM EATING.
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY,
YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS MAN
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THAT CAN PICK UP THE PHONE
AND ORDER FOOD
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AND OPERATE A VEHICLE.
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SUSTENANCE
IS JUST A SPEED-DIAL
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AND 30 MINUTES OR LESS AWAY.
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- WELL, SO ARE A COOK
AND A HOUSEKEEPER,
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BUT IF I HIRE THEM,
WHAT DO I NEED YOU FOR?
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- WELL, HOW ABOUT COMIC RELIEF?
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'CAUSE I HAD TO HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR
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IF I MARRIED YOUR ASS.
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- OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA
WASH THIS DOWN
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WITH A NICE, COLD GLASS
OF NOTHING.
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- GREAT.
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- AAH.
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REFRESHING.
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OH, OH, OH.
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AND IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
WHAT MY IMAGINARY MEAL WAS,
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IT WAS A THICK, JUICY,
231
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DAY-OLD, HALF-PRICED
PORTERHOUSE STEAK,
232
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EXTRA SALT.
233
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- [groans]
WHERE IS MALIK?
234
00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:27,072
I'M TIRED OF STANDING AROUND
THE BAR LOOKING LIKE HOOKERS.
235
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LET'S GO STAND OUT FRONT.
236
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- BUMP MALIK, OKAY?
237
00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,622
HE'S A SIDE-BUSTER.
238
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HE TOOK BLUE'S SIDE
IN VIRGINGATE 2013.
239
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,281
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
240
00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:36,549
- HELL, YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE IT.
241
00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:38,925
LYING TO BLUE
ABOUT BEING A NEWBIE?
242
00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,594
YOU'RE LUCKY
HE DIDN'T SUE YOU.
243
00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:41,969
HE IS A PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER.
244
00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:45,518
- OH, YOU WEAR LESS CLOTHES
AND MAKE LESS SENSE EVERY DAY.
245
00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,000
- LESS IS THE NEW MORE.
246
00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,003
- NO, IT'S NOT.
247
00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,173
AND I DIDN'T LIE.
248
00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:50,925
I JUST DIDN'T TELL HIM
THE ENTIRE TRUTH.
249
00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:53,004
- JUST STOP BEING
YOUR TYPICAL STUBBORN SELF.
250
00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:54,593
YOU LIED,
AND THAT'S THAT.
251
00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:56,479
NOW CALL MALIK AND APOLOGIZE
252
00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,546
SO HE CAN COME DOWN HERE
AND BUY US SOME BOTTLES,
253
00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,095
BECAUSE I AM THIRSTY.
254
00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:02,546
OH, AND TELL HIM
NOT TO BRING TEE TEE
255
00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:07,275
BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE
CHICKEN GREASE AND MUCUS.
256
00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:08,519
FINALLY.
257
00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,620
- I'M NOT CALLING MALIK.
258
00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,034
I'M CALLING BLUE.
259
00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:12,657
- OH, THE DOUBLE BACK.
260
00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,928
- NEVER THAT.
261
00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,904
AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU
AND MALIK.
262
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,340
I'M JUST GONNA LET HIM KNOW
THAT WE'RE GOOD
263
00:08:18,448 --> 00:08:20,098
AND, YOU KNOW,
CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION,
264
00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:22,306
WHICH I DON'T THINK
THAT THERE IS,
265
00:08:22,413 --> 00:08:25,143
BUT JUST IN CASE,
BECAUSE I'M MATURE LIKE THAT.
266
00:08:25,241 --> 00:08:26,311
- WHATEVER.
267
00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,104
OH, I THINK IT'S TIME
268
00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,276
FOR NINA "DESPERATELY NEEDING
A SUGAR DADDY
269
00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,339
"BECAUSE HER
ACTING/MODELING/SINGING CAREER
270
00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:38,618
IS NOT AS PROMISING
AS SHE ONCE HOPED" SMITH
271
00:08:38,724 --> 00:08:40,144
TO FIND HERSELF A MAN.
272
00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:42,721
- YOUR NICKNAME GAME
IS HORRIBLE.
273
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,378
HEY, STRANGER,
IT'S ME, KEIRA.
274
00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,932
LONG TIME NO TALK,
I KNOW.
275
00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:57,624
I JUST THOUGHT
THAT I'D REACH OUT TO YOU--
276
00:08:57,724 --> 00:08:59,554
RANDOM, I KNOW.
277
00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,375
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW,
I JUST FIGURED THAT
278
00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:03,592
WE CAN TALK AND, LIKE,
CLEAR SOME THINGS UP.
279
00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:04,969
UM, OR NOT.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
280
00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,828
NO PRESSURE.
281
00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:07,791
OKAY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
282
00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,376
HOLLER AT YOUR GIRL.
BYE.
283
00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,380
AH...
284
00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:19,692
[laughter]
285
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,863
- SO HOW'D IT GO?
286
00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,475
- NO ANSWER,
BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.
287
00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,446
IF HE CALLS ME, COOL.
288
00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:24,411
IF NOT...
289
00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:25,997
both: WHATEVS!
290
00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,453
- THERE WE GO!
291
00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:28,721
- ♪ WHY YOU GOT THAT ATTITUDE
292
00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:29,857
♪ SHOW ME SOME GRATITUDE
293
00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:32,095
- OH, SO YOU CAN'T
CALL NOBODY BACK?
294
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,026
[laughs]
I'M JUST KIDDING.
295
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,787
I'M JUST KIDDING.
296
00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:36,236
YEAH, SO ANYWAY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
297
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,174
CALL ME BACK.
298
00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:38,615
I JUST WANT TO TALK,
YOU KNOW?
299
00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,284
UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO,
WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, NO BIGGIE.
300
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,209
I'M GROWN, YOU KNOW?
301
00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,590
I'M AN ADULT.
302
00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:44,379
BUT ANYWAY, CALL ME BACK.
303
00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:45,482
IF YOU WANT TO.
304
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,546
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY.
305
00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,475
OKAY.
306
00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:49,716
- ♪ MAYBE THEY AIN'T
FEELING ME ♪
307
00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:50,967
♪ 'CAUSE THEY
DON'T COMPREHEND ME ♪
308
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,168
♪ OR 'CAUSE I DON'T ADHERE
TO THE ADVICE ♪
309
00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:56,095
[laughter and chatter]
310
00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:01,379
- BLUE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE DON'T NEED TO TALK, OKAY?
311
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,832
AND IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S ME.
312
00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:04,481
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LITTLE
LAST MESSAGE I LEFT YOU,
313
00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:06,786
AND I THINK YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
314
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,406
IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK.
315
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:11,547
I HOPE YOU AND WHOEVER
YOU END UP WITH ARE HAPPY.
316
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,165
PROBABLY SOME LITTLE POLYNESIAN
317
00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:15,655
'CAUSE YOU REEK
OF ONE OF THEM DUDES--
318
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,588
"OH, LOOK AT ME.
MY NAME IS BLUE.
319
00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,829
I MARRIED AN EXOTIC GIRL."
320
00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,451
FORGET YOU.
321
00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:25,591
ANYWAY,
PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU.
322
00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:28,519
- ♪ HE CONTROLS ME
ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
323
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,830
♪ I'LL BE GROOVIN'
AND GROOVIN' ♪
324
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,521
- YO, IT'S LATE AS HELL,
AND YOU CAN'T CALL NOBODY BACK?
325
00:10:34,620 --> 00:10:35,590
EH?
326
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,139
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
327
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,381
I AM THAT GIRL
328
00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:43,312
FROM THAT TV SHOW
FROM BACK IN THE DAY
329
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:46,863
WITH THAT FAMILY OF PEOPLE.
330
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,899
AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
331
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,380
YOU ARE THE GUY THAT SHOULD
JUST LOSE MY NUMBER.
332
00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:02,552
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I CALLED YOU,
BUT SO?
333
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:06,895
AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME
AGAIN.
334
00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:09,763
BLUE, OPEN UP.
335
00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:11,862
BLUE, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME.
336
00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:17,214
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT...
337
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,170
MRS. "I DON'T EVER CLEAN UP
338
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,965
AFTER MY LITTLE UGLY-ASS
CHIHUAHUA"?
339
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,028
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
340
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,377
OOH, YES, YOU.
341
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,382
WE KNOW IT'S YOU.
342
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,522
WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.
343
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,999
BLUE!
344
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:34,243
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
345
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:35,934
- [vomits]
346
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,897
I'M OKAY.
HEH...
347
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,930
[thud]
348
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,826
- CHARDONNAY.
CHARDONNAY.
349
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,451
- TASHA, WE ARE CLOSED.
350
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,451
AND PLUS, I GOT TO GET HOME
AND GET DINNER STARTED.
351
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:53,831
- LOOK, JASON'S DINNER
CAN WAIT.
352
00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,001
OPEN UP.
353
00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,413
GIRL, LOOK AT ME.
354
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,927
IT'S COMING OUT
BY THE HANDFULS.
355
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,974
LOOK, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'MA BE BALD BY 36.
356
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:09,068
- PLEASE, GIRL, NOW,
WE BOTH KNOW YOU WAY PAST 36.
357
00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:11,242
AND YOUR BALDING
DON'T COME FROM YOUR AGE.
358
00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,524
FIRST, YOU GET HIVES.
359
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,210
NOW YOUR HAIR IS FALLING OUT.
360
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,860
YOUR BODY'S PUNISHING YOU
FOR ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS.
361
00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:18,235
- OKAY, YOU RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
362
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,524
IT'S MY GUILT.
363
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,520
OKAY, AND IT'S EATING ME ALIVE
FROM THE INSIDE.
364
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,240
- AW, TASHA, YOU DON'T GOT
TO GO THROUGH THIS, GIRL.
365
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,384
I FORGIVE YOU.
366
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,592
- TRICK,
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
367
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:29,859
THIS IS ABOUT ME AND POOKIE.
368
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:32,715
GIRL, I FEEL HORRIBLE,
YOU KNOW,
369
00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,137
JUST CHEATING ON THAT MAN
THE WAY THAT I DID.
370
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,211
GIRL, I'M ITCHY.
371
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,790
HAIR ALL FALLING OUT.
372
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:39,376
LAST NIGHT, I PEED THE BED.
373
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,032
YOU KNOW, THANK GOD
RICK IS INTO THAT.
374
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,657
UH, SEE?
375
00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,968
- WELL, LOOK, AS MUCH AS
I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, TASHA,
376
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,068
I REALLY GOT TO TAKE CARE
377
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,552
OF SOME RESPONSIBILITIES
AT HOME.
378
00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,995
- WHAT ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO ME?
379
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,453
AS A FRIEND.
380
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,411
ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS
ARE GONE.
381
00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,027
KELLY--
WELL, SHE GOT RAN OFF BY JASON.
382
00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:57,137
AND THEN MELANIE, WHAT--
383
00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,901
SHE RAN OFF
WITH THAT JOHN HOPKINS.
384
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,930
[crying]
I'M MELTING.
385
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,623
- OKAY, TASHA.
386
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,104
WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?
387
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,406
- OKAY, NOT MUCH.
388
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,657
I JUST NEED A TRACK HERE,
A TRACK THERE, ALL RIGHT?
389
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,308
SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG, GIRL.
390
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,073
AN HOUR--
SEVEN TOPS.
391
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:17,972
- SEVEN TOPS?
392
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:18,968
- MM-HMM.
393
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,238
GO GET SOME WINE.
394
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:22,934
I SWEAR, I AIN'T NEVER BEEN
THIS DAMN STRESSED.
395
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,344
- [vomiting]
396
00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:26,828
- MM, GOD...
397
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,001
WHAT DID YOU DRINK?
398
00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,553
- WHAT DIDN'T I DRINK?
399
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:30,995
[sobs]
400
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,553
[vomits]
401
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,723
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR TRASH CAN.
402
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,097
- DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE TRASH CAN.
403
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,786
I CAN GET A NEW ONE.
404
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:40,716
- [vomits]
405
00:13:40,827 --> 00:13:42,277
- AND A NEW RUG.
406
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,309
AND JEANS.
407
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:45,863
POTTED PLANT.
408
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,663
HEY, A WASABI NUT.
409
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:50,898
DID YOU GO TO DROPBAR?
410
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,070
- [vomits]
411
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,342
- [sighs]
412
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,518
TASHA, CAN WE PLEASE
FINISH THIS TOMORROW?
413
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,210
GIRL,
I HAVE BEEN UP SINCE 6:00.
414
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,480
I REALLY GOT TO GO HOME.
415
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,026
- OKAY, AND I'VE BEEN UP
SINCE 5:30
416
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:01,237
CHANGING PEE-PEE SHEETS,
ALL RIGHT?
417
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,244
WE ALL HAD A HARD DAY,
CHARDONNAY.
418
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,624
[bell chimes]
419
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,344
- JASON, WHAT YOU--
420
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,618
- DOING HERE?
421
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,144
WELL...
422
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,481
I WAS SITTING AT HOME,
423
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,586
WAITING
AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE
424
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,339
FOR THE LAST, OOH,
2 1/2 HOURS,
425
00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:19,448
AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF,
426
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,481
"THERE IS NO WAY
THAT CHARDONNAY
427
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,166
"COULD HAVE MISTAKEN
OUR DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT
428
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,165
"FOR A SUGGESTION,
NOT AFTER I MADE MYSELF CLEAR,
429
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,925
"NOT AFTER I LEFT HER
A BINDER
430
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,454
"FILLED WITH
ACCEPTABLE DINNER OPTIONS
431
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,521
AND A COUPON FOR SALT."
432
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,100
- WELL, WELL, WELL...
433
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,306
- OHH!
434
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,103
MEDUSA.
435
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,206
- POWDER.
436
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,590
[blows]
437
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,619
- WHAT IS THAT DOING HERE?
438
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:43,524
DIDN'T I FORBID YOU
FROM INTERACTING WITH HER?
439
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,140
- OH, LOOK AT YOU, JASON.
440
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,001
OH, SO YOU FORBIDDING PEOPLE
NOW, HUH?
441
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,173
WHO THE HELL
SHE LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
442
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:49,235
KELLY PITTS?
443
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:50,594
- SHE LOOKS LIKE
A MARRIED WOMAN, TASHA,
444
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,999
SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T
NOR WILL YOU EVER KNOW
445
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,173
ANYTHING ABOUT BEING.
446
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,515
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I NEED TO KNOCK YOUR ASS
447
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,380
BACK TO THE YEAR WHEN YOU WAS
A GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER.
448
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,242
- OH, YOU MEAN BACK WHEN YOU
HAD A UTERUS, YOU SHE-DEVIL?
449
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,554
- OH, I GOT YOUR UTERUS, YEAH,
DEMON!
450
00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:03,335
- SHUT UP!
451
00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,448
I'M SICK OF BOTH
OF Y'ALL OLD ASSES.
452
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,141
- HEY, DON'T PUT ME
IN THE SAME AGE GROUP AS HER.
453
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,141
- YOU WISH.
454
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,521
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
455
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,790
THE ONLY PERSON
THAT SPEAKS FOR CHARDONNAY
456
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,826
IS CHARDONNAY.
457
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,621
AND HERE SHE GO.
458
00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:19,414
EVER SINCE YOU GOT BACK
TO PLAYING FOOTBALL,
459
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,687
YOU HAVE BEEN A JERK.
460
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,793
- MM-HMM.
461
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,066
- UM, HELLO,
THAT'S FOOTBALL JASON.
462
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,622
FOOTBALL JASON IS A JERK.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
463
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,934
- WELL, FOOTBALL JASON
464
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:28,384
IS GONNA HAVE TO DEAL
WITH WORKING CHARDONNAY.
465
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:29,692
WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER,
466
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:33,453
I MADE IT VERY CLEAR
THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE A CAREER.
467
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,281
AND YOU THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S FLIP-FLOPPED
468
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:37,239
ON THAT ARRANGEMENT.
469
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,794
SO GOING FORWARD,
WE GONNA HAVE TO WORK OUT
470
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,856
SOME TYPE OF COMPROMISE
WHERE I CAN WORK
471
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:44,785
AND PERFORM MY WIFELY DUTIES.
472
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,236
- WHAT IF FOOTBALL JASON
DOESN'T WANT TO COMPROMISE?
473
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:49,524
- WELL, THEN YOU GONNA BE
A TWICE-DIVORCED JASON.
474
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,830
- HA!
475
00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,971
- AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE OFF THE RIP.
476
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,828
I'M A GROWN-ASS WOMAN,
HONEY.
477
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:55,931
AND I CAN BE FRIENDS
478
00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,524
WITH WHOEVER
I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
479
00:15:58,620 --> 00:15:59,900
- THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL.
YOU BETTER TELL IT.
480
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,620
- AND YOU!
- ME?
481
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,794
- YOUR WALKING DEADASS
ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE ON MEN
482
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,756
BUT COULDN'T KEEP ONE IF HE
WAS CHAINED TO YOU ON AMISTAD.
483
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:06,662
- [laughs]
THAT WAS--
484
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,308
- SHUT UP!
485
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:09,833
- WELL, HELL, I CAN KEEP HIM
IF HE CHAINED DOWN.
486
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,451
HE CAN'T GET AWAY.
487
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,481
- YOU GOT EXACTLY
WHAT YOU DESERVED.
488
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,686
COULDN'T DECIDE
BETWEEN TWO MEN YOU LOVED,
489
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,663
SO YOU STRUNG 'EM ALONG
UNTIL SOMEBODY ELSE
490
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,688
MADE THE DECISION FOR YOU.
491
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,103
AND THAT WAS ALL
BECAUSE OF JASON,
492
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,516
WAS BECAUSE OF ME,
'CAUSE I TOLD HIM.
493
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,480
- WHAT?
494
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:24,756
- SO YOU CAN THANK ME
495
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,792
BY STAYING THE HELL UP
OUT MY DAMN MARRIAGE.
496
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,996
OH, YES.
CHARDONNAY GOT THIS.
497
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,311
I'M NOT YOUR DAMN SIDEKICK,
498
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,863
AND I'M NOT
YOUR WHIPPING BOY,
499
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,375
AND I'M NOBODY'S KELLY PITTS!
500
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,452
I'M CHARDO...
[snapping]
501
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:40,591
NNAY!
502
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,829
OKAY?
HEAR ME.
503
00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:44,211
NOW YOU TWO LOCK UP.
504
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,067
NOW I'M OUT.
505
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,312
GIVE ME THIS DAMN NAPKIN.
506
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:52,553
- MM.
507
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:53,475
- I LOVE YOU.
508
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,406
- SHUT UP!
509
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,827
- I GUESS SHE TOLD YOUR ASS.
510
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,791
- SO, WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA
COMB THAT OVER?
511
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,451
- [laughs]
512
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:08,030
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
513
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:12,717
- WHY WAS I IN YOUR BED
PRACTICALLY NAKED?
514
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:13,757
DID WE...
515
00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:14,902
- OH, NO, DON'T WORRY.
516
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,860
YOU THREW UP ON YOUR CLOTHES,
517
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:16,794
AND I SLEPT ON THE COUCH.
518
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:19,716
- OHH.
JEEZ.
519
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:20,757
- HERE.
520
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,382
HANGOVER FOOD.
521
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,655
IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.
522
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,208
I PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR
IN THE WASHING MACHINE,
523
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,340
BY THE WAY.
524
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,588
- [scoffs]
THAT'S ME.
525
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,139
KEIRA "MAKING
ALL THE WRONG MOVES
526
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:38,281
AND THROWING UP ON HERSELF
WITHOUT PANTIES" WHITAKER.
527
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,719
OH, NINA GAVE ME
THAT NICKNAME.
528
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,927
- HMM, WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,
529
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,834
I'M A PRETTY FORGIVING GUY,
WHO MAKES A MEAN BURGER
530
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,691
AND CLEANS UP VOMIT
OFF THE FLOOR...
531
00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:52,763
AND THE RUG, MY JEANS,
POTTED PLANT.
532
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:53,762
I'M SORRY.
533
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:54,862
I KNOW I ALREADY DID
THE LIST THING,
534
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:57,235
BUT YOU WERE PRETTY DISGUSTING
LAST NIGHT.
535
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,724
- I'M SORRY.
536
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,857
I REALLY OWE YOU.
537
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,995
- JUST TACK IT ON
TO THAT $75 GRAND.
538
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,033
- UM...
I MAILED YOU A CHECK.
539
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,787
YOU DIDN'T--
YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
540
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,136
- UH, NO, BUT MAYBE THE MAIL
FROM YOUR CONDO TO MINE
541
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,241
IS RUNNING A LITTLE SLOW.
542
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,484
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
543
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:15,786
- THAT'S IT.
544
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,136
YUP.
545
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:20,141
- PERHAPS WE SHOULD
STAY IN CONTACT
546
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,901
UNTIL THE PACKAGE COMES.
547
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,830
- OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"STAY IN CONTACT"?
548
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,901
LIKE, HANG OUT?
549
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,970
- WELL, I MEAN,
I KNOW YOU'RE THAT GIRL
550
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,548
FROM TV
FROM BACK IN THE DAY
551
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,585
FROM THAT SHOW
WITH THAT FAMILY.
552
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:36,789
- SHUT UP.
553
00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:40,096
I KNEW YOUR PUNK ASS
GOT MY MESSAGES TOO.
554
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,616
BUT IT'S COOL.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
555
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,624
I THINK IT'D BE NICE
FOR US TO HANG OUT.
556
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:55,409
SO, UM, DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO MAKE FRIES?
557
00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,069
- YEAH,
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIES.
558
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,142
WHAT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE?
559
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,621
- RESERVATIONS.
560
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,144
- [snorts]
561
00:19:06,194 --> 00:19:10,744
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