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- ♪ 3:45 A.M.
CAN'T SLEEP, CAN'T DREAM ♪
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♪ I'M STUCK
MONEY PROBLEMS POP UP ♪
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♪ HOW WILL I SURVIVE?
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♪ GUESS IT'S BEST TO DECIDE
NOT TO DECIDE ♪
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♪ SO THAT'S MY DECISION
WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS ♪
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♪ I KEEP MAKING MY MILLIONS
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♪ CAN SEE MYSELF AT
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DINNERS ♪
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♪ BUT I'M PASSING BLUNTS
AROUND ♪
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- OH-HO, YES.
WHAT?
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MALIK, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THE FLAT SCREEN JUMPING OFF,
THE CUSTOM PAINTING?
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THIS IS HOW
YOU DO TRAINING CAMP.
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- YEAH, BUDDY.
ALL RIGHT, GEEKS, HEY.
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GET THEM BOXES OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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- WOW.
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HEY, YO, WHERE'S MY BED?
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- OH, YEAH, DOG.
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YOU KNOW,
I HAD TO SMOOSH 'EM TOGETHER.
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- WELL,
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?
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- YOU GET TO SLEEP ON TOP
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ORIENTAL.
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- OH, WE DOIN' HOOKERS IN HERE?
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- [laughs]
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THE RUG, STUPID.
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BUT YES, WE ARE.
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- YEAH.
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- [grunting]
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- AND THE ROOKIES USUALLY ROOM
WITH ROOKIES,
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BUT SINCE BRYNN LEFT ME,
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NONE OF THE OTHER GUYS
WANT TO ROOM WITH ME.
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THEY CLAIM I CRY IN MY SLEEP.
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[scoffing]
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NAH, "B."
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WHEN I'M AWAKE, YEAH.
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BUT WHATEVER.
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EXCUSE ME, MAN, I'M AWAKE.
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[crying]
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- HEY, YO, HOT SAUCE.
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YOU GOT A EXTRA BED?
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NEVER MIND.
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DANG, ROOKIE.
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IF YOU WERE GOING
FOR A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY LOOK,
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I THINK YOU KIND OF NAILED IT.
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- MAN, WE ONLY HERE FOR A COUPLE
OF WEEKS, ALL RIGHT?
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- STILL GOT TO BE FLY.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
WITH YOUR STOCK SHEETS,
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STOCK MATTRESS, STOCK PILLOW.
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THAT KIND OF WACK, MAN.
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I GUESS YOU DECIDED TO GO
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FOR THE "I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
IN THE LEAGUE" PACKAGE, HUH?
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HMM.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A SUNBEAM,
DO YOU?
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- WHAT?
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OF COURSE, I HAVE A SUNBEAM.
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[scoffs]
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DO I HAVE A SUNBEAM?
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MAN, GET OUT OF HERE.
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- WAIT, HOLD UP.
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YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD
OF A SUNBEAM, HAVE YOU?
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- NO IDEA.
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- IT'S A BROAD,
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THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED
TO LOOK OUT OF YOU,
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GET YOU THE STUFF YOU NEED
SO THAT YOU CAN BE IN TOP FORM
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WHEN YOU HIT THE FIELD.
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- OH, SO, OBVIOUSLY,
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NEITHER YOU NOR SAUCE
HAS A SUNBEAM?
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- [sobbing]
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- MY BAD, MAN.
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- THAT'S COOL.
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SAY WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY?
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MY GIRL SENT ME OFF
WITH SILKY SHEETS,
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EXTRA BOTTLES OF LOTION,
AND NONSCRATCHY T.P.
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- WHAT?
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YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN
TOILET PAPER?
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- MALIK BROUGHT HIS OWN TOILET.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
IF YOU WANT,
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I CAN GIVE YOU HELP
GETTING YOU SOME TOILET PAPER.
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- ALL RIGHT, YEAH, SURE.
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- YO, FELLAS,
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WE GOT A ROOKIE
THAT NEEDS HELP
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WITH SOME TOILET PAPER.
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[laughter]
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- HEY!
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HEY, COME ON, MAN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HEY!
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY, JUVON!
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- YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
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- [muffled shouting]
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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- GO!
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- NO!
DAMN IT!
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- 52 RED RIGHT.
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[whistle blows]
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COME ON, MAN!
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- THAT IS IT!
MOVE!
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- GO.
GO.
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- HA.
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- AH, COME ON!
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[all groaning]
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COME ON, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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COME ON, SOMEBODY PUT SOME GLUE
ON BLUE'S HANDS.
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- THAT BLUE IS GREEN!
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- BLUE!
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WILL YOU CATCH THE DAMN BALL,
BOY?
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YOU ARE MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
- ME?
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S LEADING
WITH THE PASS.
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- YEAH, WHO THE HELL
YOU TALKING TO?
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- TALKING TO YOU!
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- GET OVER HERE, BLUE.
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
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LET ME GET BACK OUT THERE.
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- NO, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T
"GOT THIS."
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ONE WHISTLE BLOW MEANS
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YOU GET YOUR ASS
ON THE SIDELINES.
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TWO WHISTLE BLOWS MEANS
WE STOP WHATEVER WE'RE DOING
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AND WE START OVER.
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THREE WHISTLE BLOWS...
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WELL,
THAT MEANS I'M GETTING RAPED.
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DAMN IT!
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YOU BROUGHT ME BACK
TO THAT NIGHT.
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[whistle blows]
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- THIS WHO THEY TRADED DERWIN
FOR?
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- I KNOW, RIGHT?
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25 MIL TO DROP PASSES.
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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[indistinct chatter]
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- BABY BLUE.
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SO WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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IS THIS, LIKE, LIKE YOUR THING?
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HOLDING BACK LIKE THIS?
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- JASON,
I'M NOT IN INTERVIEW MODE
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RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?
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- YEAH, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
IN FOOTBALL MODE EITHER.
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LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
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YOU SEE THIS BIG GREEN THING?
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THIS IS A FOOTBALL FIELD.
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NOW, WHEN THE FOOTBALL
IS THROWN ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD,
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YOUR JOB IS TO GET TO IT
AND CATCH IT.
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HMM?
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WHAT'S THE ARM THING?
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YOU'RE, LIKE--
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YOU LOOK LIKE A T-REX
BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT.
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YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE,
MAN.
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YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BALL
TO COME TO YOU.
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THIS IS THE PROS.
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YOU GOT TO TAKE IT.
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YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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LOOK AT THOSE LONG-ASS ARMS.
USE 'EM, MAN.
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YOU GOT TO EXTEND YOUR ARMS,
SNATCH THE BALL.
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EXTEND AND SNATCH, DUDE.
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- IT'S THAT EASY, HUH?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
REAL QUICK.
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MALIK.
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I'M GONNA RUN A DEEP POST.
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LET'S DANCE
LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING.
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AND YES, THAT IS THE NAME
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- BABY BLUE.
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- SET...
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GO!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
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- [laughing]
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
J-MAN.
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YOU AIN'T MISSED A STEP, BABY,
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- OH, STOP IT.
STOP IT, MALIK, MAN.
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- OH, OH!
AND YOU DID IT IN HUSH PUPPIES!
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HA!
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- I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING.
DIDN'T STRETCH EITHER.
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- HEY, YOU FEEL LIKE SHOWING
THESE YOUNGSTERS HOW IT'S DONE?
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- DUDE.
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- OOH!
- AH! LET'S GO, BABY!
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HEY, MA, LET ME GET TEE TEE ON.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- YO, T.W., YOU READY, DOG?
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- YEAH, YEAH.
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JUST LET ME GET MY UNDERWEAR ON
REAL QUICK.
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AH, OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
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- YO, WE GOT PROBLEMS.
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IT SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE
THROUGH THE SUNBEAM HOTLINE.
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YOUR BOY IS A BUST.
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- BUSTA RHYMES.
- DOUBLE DUTCH BUST.
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- BUST A MOVE.
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- ♪ IN GOD WE BUST
HA!
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- I GET IT!
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- OKAY, OKAY, I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE
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WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
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- BUST THE MAGIC DRAGON.
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- IT'S BAD, MA.
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I'VE BEEN IN THIS GAME
FOR A LONG TIME.
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AND DUDE DOES NOT HAVE IT.
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RHAT'S GOIN
WITH YOUR BOY AT CAMP?
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WHAT?
HE HOMESICK?
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LONELY? DEPRESSED?
HE GOT A MAMA?
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- ALL I KNOW IS THEY GAMBLED
ON THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK,
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AND THEY LOST.
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I WAS JUST GONNA SAYTHAT WE CAN'T AFFORD
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TO HAVE A LOSING SEASON
IF WE REBRANDING YOU THIS YEAR:
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MALIK 2.0.
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- UH, EXCUSE YOU.
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BUT WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION
TO FIT YOUR BEAK
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INTO OUR BUSINESS BUSINESS?
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ALL RIGHT, YOU ONLY HERE
FOR THE COMIC RELIEF,
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BUSTER BROWN.
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- GET ON THE BUST.
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[laughter]
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GLAD Y'ALL
ENJOYING Y'ALL SELVES.
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THAT THE BOY IS LACKING
IN THE SUPPORT SYSTEM CATEGORY.
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OKAY, HE'S A CASTAWAY
ON A ISLAND ALL BY HIMSELF.
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NOW, WHAT HE NEEDS IS A WILSON,
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A.K.A., SUNBEAMS.
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ALL RIGHT?
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NOW, I'M ON IT.
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BOUT DAT LIFE.
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- OKAY, LOOK,
NO DISRESPECT TO YOUR MOMS,
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BUT ONE, SHE OD'ING
ON "BOUT DAT LIFE."
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WE TRYING TO MAKE THIS YEAR
ITON A SUNBEAMS FIX.
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WE NEED
TO WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP
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SO EVERY FACET OF MALIK
CAN BE ON POINT.
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- WELL,
THEN I NEED TO HAVE SOMEBODY
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TO THROW TO THEN, TEE TEE.
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WE NEED A PLAN "B."
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- YEAH, AND I'M RIGHT THERE
WITH YOU,
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BUSTER KEATON.
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COME ON, MAN,
HE WAS A SILENT FILM STAR
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IN THE '20s.
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THEY CALLED HIM THE GREAT--
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H OUT, BEYONCE.
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COMING FOR YOU, NICKI.
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COMING FOR YOU, J.LO.
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[knocking at door]
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- YES.
NICE JOB.
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[knocking]
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- OKAY, GOD.
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- HEY, DIMPLES.
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GIRL, HOPE WE DIDN'T CATCH YOU
AT A BAD TIME.
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YOU GOT A SECOND TO TALK?
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- AH, YEAH, SHE GOT A SECOND.
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I'M THE SUNBEAM PRESIDENT.
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I DIDN'T JUST COME DOWN HERE
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JUST TO SAY,
"I'M THE SUNBEAM PRESIDENT."
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- UH, HOW DID YOU GET PAST
THE DOORMAN?
246
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- UM, LET'S JUST SAY
I MIGHT HAVE SHOWN HIM MY BOOBS.
247
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OKAY, GIRL, LOOK,SORRY FOR THE POP-UP, ALL RIGHT?
248
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BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.
249
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OKAY, BLUE'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME
AT TRAINING CAMP
250
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AND COULD REALLY USE
SOME SUPPORT.
251
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- I'M NOT SURE
WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ME.
252
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- TRICK, THAT HAS EVERYTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
253
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AND WE'RE NOT ASKING;
WE'RE TELLING.
254
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THIS IS ABOUT OUR MONEY.
255
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THIS IS BOUT THAT LIFE.
256
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- EXCUSE ME?
257
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- UH, JAZZ, FIRST OF ALL,
258
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YOU NEED TO BE NICE, OKAY?
259
00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:02,517
AND SECONDLY,
LEAVE "BOUT DAT LIFE"
260
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OUT YOUR MOUTH, OKAY?
261
00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:04,593
THAT'S MINE.
262
00:08:04,586 --> 00:08:06,376
YOU DON'T SEE ME
USING NONE OF YOUR CATCHPHRASES.
263
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- UM, BY ALL MEANS,
FEEL FREE TO USE W.W.J.D.:
264
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WHAT WOULD JAZZ DO?
265
00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,101
- NO, WHAT WON'T JAZZ DO?
266
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- AH, OKAY.
267
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[laughter]
268
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- OKAY, I'M SORRY, KEIRA.
269
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AS I WAS SAYING,
NOW, WE'RE PART
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OF AN ORGANIZATION
CALLED THE SUNBEAMS.
271
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AND WE JUST FEEL THAT
BECAUSE BLUE DOESN'T HAVE
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THE SUPPORT OF A SUNBEAM,
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HE FLOUNDERING
ALL OVER THE FIELD.
274
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SO WHAT WE CIRCLING AROUND IS,
275
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WE NEED YOU
TO ACT AS HIS SUPPORT,
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BE HIS SUNBEAM.
277
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- LOOK, I'M SORRY TO HEAR
THAT BLUE'S HAVING TROUBLE,
278
00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:36,587
BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF
RELATIONSHIP.
279
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I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND.
280
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- I'M CONFUSED.
281
00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:42,065
DID YOU NOT JUST SPEND $75,000
282
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TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM?
283
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,380
- [scoffs]
284
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GIRL, PLEASE.
285
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I DROP BENJIS.
286
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CAN'T NOBODY BALL LIKE ME.
287
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♪ YOUR FAVORITE CHICK
ON THE TV SCREEN NIGHTLY ♪
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♪ THE SHOW IS OVER
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♪ BUT PEOPLE ARE STILL EXCITED
290
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♪ ABOUT TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY
291
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♪ I WASN'T INVITED
292
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- [laughs]
293
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OKAY.
294
00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:02,072
THAT WAS NICE
TRYING TO DISTRACT US
295
00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:03,408
WITH YOUR FAILED RAP CAREER.
296
00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:04,623
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
297
00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,210
YOU AND KOBE,
Y'ALL BOTH OWE ME 12 BUCKS EACH
298
00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:07,446
- OH, ME TOO.
299
00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:09,478
AND WE AIN'T LEAVING
WITHOUT OUR MONEY
300
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,032
OR AN ANSWER.
301
00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,794
- I WISH I COULD HELP YOU
LADIES, BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE
302
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,283
BLUE WANTS ME UP IN HIS BUSINESS
LIKE THAT.
303
00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:15,235
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
304
00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:17,141
- KEIRA, LISTEN,
305
00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:19,097
FOOTBALL PLAYERS
ARE VERY PROUD MEN, OKAY?
306
00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:20,453
THEY HAVE TO BE
307
00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:22,168
OR ELSE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO DO WHAT THEY DO,
308
00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:23,862
WHICH MEANS THEY'RE NOT GONNA
COME RIGHT ON OUT
309
00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:25,142
AND ASK FOR WHATEVER THEY WANT.
310
00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,927
OKAY, NOW, WHETHER IT BE
THAT GOOD TOILET PAPER,
311
00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:28,381
TWINKIES,
THE TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN--
312
00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:29,659
- I DON'T MEAN TO CUT YOU OFF,
MA'AM.
313
00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,025
- MA'AM?
314
00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:32,864
OKAY, NOW, BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO APPEAL TO YOUR ASS,
315
00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:33,902
IM'A LET THAT ONE SLIDE.
316
00:09:33,896 --> 00:09:35,236
- OKAY,
AND BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING
317
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,481
TO BE NICE TO YOU LADIES,
318
00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:38,282
I'MA LET Y'ALL BARGE IN
UP IN MY CONDO,
319
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,965
BEING RUDE, AND TRYING
TO INTIMIDATE ME SLIDE.
320
00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,065
I HEARD YOUR PROPOSAL.
321
00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,928
I'M SORRY
I CAN'T HELP Y'ALL.
322
00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,381
SO WITH THAT SAID...
323
00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,689
- I KNOW THAT "SO."
324
00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:50,309
THAT USUALLY MEANS,
"SO I KNOW WE JUST SMASHED,
325
00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,340
JAZZ,
BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO."
326
00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:53,344
SHE KICKING US OUT, GIRL.
327
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,174
- WHATEVER.
328
00:09:55,965 --> 00:09:57,755
- UM...
329
00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:00,028
THAT'S NOT WHAT JAZZ WOULD DO.
330
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:00,904
- OKAY?
331
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:03,973
- UH.
332
00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,166
[doorbell ringing]
333
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,622
[knocking]
334
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:13,590
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
335
00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:15,336
OH, REALLY?
YOU'RE GONNA GET THE DOOR?
336
00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:16,974
- COULD BE SOMEONE
BRINGING ME A CHECK, BABE.
337
00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:18,275
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
338
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:19,995
- DOUBT IF ANYBODY'S
BRINGING YOU A CHECK.
339
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,520
[laughs]
340
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,547
- YOU PLAY TOO MUCH.
341
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,071
- YEAH, I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.
342
00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:30,344
- HEY-OH!
343
00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,624
HA, HA, HA, PITTSY.
344
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,620
WHAT UP, CHARDONNAY?
345
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,070
YO, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
346
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,898
WHAT, Y'ALL HAVING SALT WATER
AND SEX FOR DINNER?
347
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:38,446
WHAT'S HAPPENING ROUND
THIS PIECE?
348
00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:40,308
- MALIK,
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, MAN?
349
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,930
- YO, "J,"
DOG, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
350
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:44,171
ABOUT THAT LUPE FIASCO
CALLED BLUE, MAN.
351
00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,692
YOU SAW HIM OUT THERE TODAY.
352
00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,099
- THE KID'S A LITTLE OFF.
HE'S NERVOUS.
353
00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:48,103
HE'LL COME AROUND.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
354
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,413
- HO, HO, HEY, HEY.
355
00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:52,413
BUT YOU KNOW WHO DOES NOT
HAVE TO COME AROUND, HMM?
356
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:53,973
THIS GUY.
357
00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:56,065
CHARDONNAY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
YOUR MAN OUT THERE TODAY.
358
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,658
I'M TELLING YOU
THIS BOY WAS LIGHTNING FAST.
359
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:58,715
HE WAS AGILE.
360
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,904
THE BOY
WAS MAKING ONE-HANDED CATCHES.
361
00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,686
- IN HUSH PUPPIES.
- HE TOLD YOU!
362
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:04,139
- HE TELLS ME
WHEN HE DOESN'T SPRINKLE PEE
363
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,337
ON THE TOILET SEAT.
364
00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:06,664
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M NOT PROUD.
365
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:08,165
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
366
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,932
JASON, BROTHER, IT WAS LIKE YOU
367
00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:12,031
TURNED THE CLOCK BACK
TEN YEARS ON ME TODAY.
368
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,694
- AW, MAN, I WAS THINKING
MORE LIKE 6 1/2, 7.
369
00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,239
BABE, YOU REMEMBER,
I SAID 6 1/2, 7?
370
00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:18,141
- YOU TOLD ME 13.
- POINT IS, IT'S GENEROUS.
371
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,237
- WELL, I'M ABOUT
TO DROP THE ULTIMATE PRAISE
372
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:23,931
ON YOU, BROTHER.
373
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,281
AND WHEN I DO, I'MA NEED YOU
TO PUT YOUR PANTARE YOU RE?
374
00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:27,205
THE SABERS WANT YOU BACK, BABY!
375
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,716
AWW!
376
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,834
UH, UH, UH, UH!
377
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:31,787
WHOO!
378
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:34,553
- OOH, MY GOD, BABY.
379
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,551
- I TOOK THE PRACTICE TAPE
UP TO THE FRONT OFFICE TODAY.
380
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:37,971
THEY WENT BANANAS.
381
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,165
I WAS LIKE, "WE GOT TO GET HIM."
382
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,522
THEY WERE LIKE,
"YEAH, WE NEED HIM."
383
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,067
I WAS LIKE,
"WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?"
384
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,718
THEY WERE LIKE, "IT'S DOWN
THE HALL BUT YOU NEED A KEY."
385
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:44,794
AND I WAS LIKE,
"WHY WOULD I NEED A KEY?
386
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,863
IT'S A PUBLIC
FRIGGIN' RESTROOM"--
387
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,002
- DUDE, GET BACK TO ME.
GET BACK TO ME.
388
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,720
- OKAY, OKAY,
SO YOU KNOW HOW YOUR BOY BLUE'S
389
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,144
ALL, LIKE,
WOBBLY, WOBBLY, RIGHT?
390
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:53,787
WELL, OUR HOPES AND DREAMS
HAVE TURNED TO THE WILEY VET
391
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,483
WHO'S STILL GOT IT,
392
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,522
JASON PITTS!
393
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:59,377
- MM, MM, MM!
THAT'S SO GOOD!
394
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,689
- NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR PANTS ON.
395
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:04,239
- PANTS?
OH, YES.
396
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,211
- CHARD, GOT A COUPLE DETAILS
I NEED TO GO OVER
397
00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:07,136
WITH YOUR MAN.
398
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,167
CAN WE HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES?
399
00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:09,622
- YEAH.
400
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,140
ARE YOU OKAY?
401
00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:12,137
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING, BABE.
402
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:13,407
- OOH, YOU'RE SO CUTE.
403
00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,413
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
404
00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:17,243
- [exhales]
405
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,281
- WHOO, MAN.
I TELL YOU.
406
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:21,335
SO HERE'S THE DEAL, JASON:
407
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,074
SABERS WANT TO OFFER YOU
A CONTRACT, BROTHER.
408
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,928
- WELL, HELL YEAH, THEY WANT
TO OFFER ME A CONTRACT.
409
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:26,901
THAT'S THE LEAST THEY CAN DO
AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO ME.
410
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,446
- YEAH, AND THEY KNOW THAT.
THEY KNOW THAT.
411
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,928
THAT'S WHY THEY MEAN BUSINESS,
JASON.
412
00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:32,481
- YEAH?
- HELL YEAH, DOG.
413
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,762
THEY'RE TALKING
414
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:37,308
$1 MILLION!
415
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:40,900
PESOS, YEN, EURO, FARTHINGS;
HOWEVER THE HELL YOU WANT IT,
416
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:44,096
THEY BACKING THAT TRUCK UP,
JASON PITTS.
417
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,763
- $1 MILLION?
418
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,518
- YEAH, CHA-CHING!
WHOO!
419
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,617
UH, UH, UH--
- STOP.
420
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,930
STOP HITTING MY HAND!
421
00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,411
$1 MILLION
422
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,833
IS LITERALLY THE LOWEST
THEY CAN LEGALLY PAY ME
423
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,857
SEEING AS HOW
IT'S THE VETERAN'S MINIMUM!
424
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,862
- JASON, I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THIS WHOLE SITUATION
425
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,102
THE WRONG WAY, DOG.
426
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,033
- I'M A NINE-TIME ALL-STAR
FUTURE HALL OF FAMER
427
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:03,694
WHO BROUGHT THIS CITY
A CHAMPIONSHIP.
428
00:13:03,689 --> 00:13:05,859
I GAVE 13 YEARS OF MY LIFE
TO THAT ORGANIZATION.
429
00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:07,792
NOW THEY WANT TO PAY ME LESS
THAN THEY'RE PAYING JUVON?
430
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:09,033
- YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON?
431
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,484
THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.
432
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,482
THIS IS ABOUT THE LOVE
OF THE GAME, MAN.
433
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,072
THIS IS ABOUT WHAT WE DO
434
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,028
IN BETWEEN THE HASH MARKS
ON THE FIELD
435
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,904
FOR ONE HOUR EVERY DAMN SUNDAY.
436
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,966
WE ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
437
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,335
WE ARE WARRIORS!
438
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,524
AND THIS IS SPARTA!
439
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:28,724
I CAN PROBABLY TRY
TO GET YOU A PARKING SPACE
440
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,934
NEXT TO THE STADIUM IF...
441
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:33,311
- GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.
442
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,340
- SO IT'S A MAYBE?
443
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,344
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
444
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,724
JUST SLEEP ON IT, MAN,
ALL RIGHT?
445
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,004
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
446
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,380
NEXT ONE ON YOUR ELBOWS.
447
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,309
AND YOU'RE GONNA REACH
YOUR HANDS OUT JUST,
448
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,520
YES, THE ELBOWS AND HANDS.
449
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,277
EXTEND YOUR LEG
NEARLY ALL THE WAY BACK.
450
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,275
AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAN
TO KEEP YOUR HIPS SQUARE.
451
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:57,475
AND YOU'RE GONNA LIFT YOUR LEGS.
452
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:59,072
[telephone ringing]
453
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:00,028
- HELLO?
454
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,284
- HEY, GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
455
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,275
- KNOCKING OUT
THIS BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT VIDEO.
456
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,205
- [laughing]
457
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,546
RIGHT.
458
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,171
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
IS LIFT YOUR ASS UP
459
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,412
FROM THE DINNER TABLE
AND STOP EATING SO MUCH.
460
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:13,973
- WHY DO YOU CALL
AND TAKE SHOTS AT ME?
461
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,585
AREN'T YOU IN TRAINING CAMP?
GO TRAIN.
462
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,896
- RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
463
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,236
I NEED YOU
TO GRAB MY STANFORD PILLOW
464
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,381
AND BRING IT TO ME.
465
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,789
I'LL HAVE SECURITY LET YOU
IN MY PLACE.
466
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,723
- ARE YOU ASKING ME
OR TELLING ME?
467
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:25,214
- IF YOU HAVE THE 75 THOU
I LOANED YOU, I'M ASKING.
468
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,276
IF YOU DON'T,
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND 10:00.
469
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,825
- I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE.
470
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,517
WHAT, THEY DON'T HAVE PILLOWS
OVER THERE?
471
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:31,547
- IT'S MY SPECIAL PILLOW
472
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,591
I SLEEP ON
THE NIGHT BEFORE A GAME.
473
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,276
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
474
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,305
DON'T NEED THAT DAMN PILLOW.
475
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,590
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I CALLED YOU ANYWAY.
476
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,966
- BLUE--
- NAH, IT'S COOL.
477
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,825
GOOD LOOKING OUT.
478
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,687
- HELLO?
479
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:46,378
- ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR.
480
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,999
- [sighs]
481
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,520
JUST LIKE WE SAID WE WOULD.
- AH!
482
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,717
- COME ON, BABY.
483
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,974
TURN THAT OFF, PLEASE.
484
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:54,135
- NO.
485
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:55,517
LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
486
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,407
OOH, AND THAT BUTT.
MM.
487
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,973
I COULD JUST TEAR THAT THING
TO PIECES.
488
00:14:58,965 --> 00:14:59,925
- THAT'S JUVON'S BUTT.
489
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,071
- OH, AND LOOK AT THAT FACE.
490
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,168
- THAT'S MALIK'S BUTT.
491
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,212
- WHAT?
492
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,546
SHUT UP.
THAT'S YOU, BABY.
493
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:09,341
AND THAT'S PURE JOY RIGHT THERE.
494
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,284
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE FOOTBALL,
495
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,615
AND YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER GOT A CHANCE
496
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,170
TO SEE IT UNTIL NOW?
497
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,722
SERIOUSLY, BABY, THAT'S--
498
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:16,974
THAT'S LOVE.
499
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:19,025
- YEAH, I LOVE MAKING
$20 MILLION A SEASON.
500
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:20,974
- YOU AIN'T NEVER MADE
$20 MILLION A SEASON.
501
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,855
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- YAHOO! SPORTS.
502
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:24,832
- THEY ALSO SAID MIKE VICK
WAS FIGHTING PIGEONS.
503
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:28,337
- BABY, LOOK,
MY POINT IS THIS:
504
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,314
THIS GUY COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT THE MONEY.
505
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,480
I MEAN, YOU COULD STRIP AWAY
HIS $20 MILLION--
506
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,482
- COULD YOU?
- YES.
507
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,072
- COULD YOU?
- ABSOLUTELY.
508
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,688
AND THAT SMILE
WOULD STILL BE THERE
509
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,789
BECAUSE THAT GUY LOVES THE GAME.
510
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:40,763
- [sighs]
511
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,028
- YOU KNOW THE ONLY TIME
512
00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:43,664
I'VE SEEN YOU WITH
THAT BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE?
513
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:44,655
- WHEN'S THAT?
514
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,925
- TODAY
WHEN YOU CAME UP IN HERE
515
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,451
WITH THEM TOE UP ASS
HUSH PUPPIES
516
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,338
TALKING ABOUT,
"I RAN 44 IN MY HOUSE SHOES."
517
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,414
- IT'S A 4.40.
518
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,723
AND MY HUSH PUPS
ARE NOT HOUSE SHOES, OKAY?
519
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,414
THEY'RE MORE
OF A TIMELESS SEMIDRESS OXFORD.
520
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,453
- WHATEVER.
- WHATEVER?
521
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:57,788
THEY'RE EXCEPTIONALLY
COMFORTABLE
522
00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:58,833
AND VIRTUALLY WEIGHTLESS.
523
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,207
- WHATEVER.
524
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,686
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU
525
00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,999
TALK ABOUT HOW,
"I USED TO BE THE MAN,
526
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,760
AND I BROUGHT THIS CITY
A CHAMPIONSHIP."
527
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,098
I MEAN, THAT PART
OF YOUR LIFE
528
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,903
THAT I FEEL LIKE
I MISSED OUT ON,
529
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:14,926
I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT.
530
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,591
OTBALL FAN?
531
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:17,966
- OH, I'M NOT A FOOTBALL FAN.
532
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,205
I'M A JASON PITTS FAN.
533
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:23,655
- I LOVE YOU.
534
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,095
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
535
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:29,004
NOW I'MA TAKE MY ASS UPSTAIRS.
536
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,070
NOW, I EXPECT YOU
TO BE FOLLOWING ME
537
00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,408
SO YOU CAN TRY TO SCORE
A TOUCHDOWN.
538
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,003
- OH, NO.
539
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,620
- OH, AND F.Y.I.,
540
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,860
I WAXED MY END ZONE.
541
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:38,862
- OH.
542
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,312
- MM, MM, MM.
543
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,660
- IN THE CORNER OF THE END ZONE!
544
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:43,515
- IT'S GOOD.
545
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,764
- TOLD YOU I WAS FINE.
546
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,448
WHY'D YOU COME UP HERE?
547
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,518
- YOU KNOW I GOT THAT THING
YOU NEED.
548
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:53,067
- WHAT?
549
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,518
- I GOT THE GOOD STUFF.
550
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,337
- WHAT?
551
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:57,314
- I HAVE YOUR PILLOW.
552
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,380
- EDGAR?
I MEAN--
553
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,899
YOU BROUGHT MY PILLOW.
554
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,236
COOL. COOL.
555
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,211
GOOD LOOKING OUT.
556
00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:05,235
- WELL, MAYBE NOW
YOU CAN GET
557
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,761
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
558
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,338
- YEAH, I COULD USE ONE.
559
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,344
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?
560
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:12,344
- [scoffs]
561
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,074
YEAH, GIRL.
KILLING 'EM.
562
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,548
LOOK, I MEAN,
I GOT MY OWN TEAMMATES
563
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:16,960
ASKING FOR MY AUTOGRAPH, OKAY?
564
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:18,284
- AH, OKAY.
565
00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:24,551
LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
566
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:25,930
I KNOW THE SEASON'S ABOUT
TO START
567
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:29,281
AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE A LOT
ON YOUR PLATE.
568
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,275
YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEONE
TO HAVE YOUR BACK
569
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,445
DURING ALL THE CRAZINESS.
570
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,788
- HAVE MY BACK LIKE WHAT?
571
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:37,593
- OH, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I CAN BE YOUR SUNSHINE.
572
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:38,896
- [scoffs]
MY WHAT?
573
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,896
- YOU KNOW THE WOMAN
THAT REPRESENTS THE SABERS?
574
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,786
- AH, YEAH, YOU MEAN MY SUNTAN.
575
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,103
- WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, YES.
576
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,313
- OR ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
TRYING TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
577
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,590
- RELAX,
I'M JUST THROWING IN SUNTAN.
578
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,546
I MEAN, I FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
I COULD KEEP YOU IN THE LOOP
579
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:54,031
WITH WHATEVER IT IS
THOSE WOMEN DO
580
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,314
AND MAKE SURE
YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PILLOW.
581
00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:00,242
- YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?
582
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,481
- YOU HELPED ME
WHEN I NEEDED IT.
583
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:05,482
IT'S ONLY RIGHT
THAT I RETURN THE FAVOR.
584
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,102
SO I FIGURED TOMORROW
I COULD BRING YOU WHATEVER ELSE
585
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,033
THAT YOU MIGHT NEED,
LIKE SNACKS,
586
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,034
A PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDMA--
587
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,314
- TOILET PAPER.
588
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,690
PLEASE.
589
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:14,659
LOTS OF IT.
590
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:15,685
- OKAY.
591
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,279
- TRIPLE-PLY WOULD BE...
592
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,475
- I GOT YOU.
593
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,031
OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU
IN TROUBLE.
594
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,004
I'MA LET YOU GO.
595
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,140
- NO, I COULD, UH...
596
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,207
I CAN HANG FOR A LITTLE BIT.
597
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:31,096
- OKAY, SO TELL ME
ABOUT TRAINING CAMP.
598
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,453
- [scoffs]
599
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:33,968
MAN, IT'S NO JOKE.
600
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:34,965
- IT'S TOUGH, HUH?
601
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,335
- I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
602
00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:37,414
I'M STILL KILLING 'EM.
603
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,343
BUT YOU KNOW...
604
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,594
MAN, KEIRA,
IT'S SO HARD IN HERE.
605
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,166
I, UH...
606
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,932
NAH, THESE DUDES ARE ROUGH.
607
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,337
- GUESS WHO'S BIZZACK,
YA BASTARDS?
608
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,384
- [laughing]
609
00:18:56,379 --> 00:18:59,409
[grunts and shouting]
610
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:00,763
- AWW, YEAH!
611
00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:02,998
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT,
BABY!
612
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,100
- HEY-OH!
- HEY-OH!
613
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:12,700
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