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LOOK DAMN GOOD, POOK.
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AND SHOW ME YOUR JUNK.
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- YOU ON YOUR WIDE SCREEN?
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- YEAH!
BABY, I GOT YOU IN HD, 3-D.
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YOU IN ALL THAT.
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- A'IGHT, A'IGHT, A'IGHT.
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I GOT YOU.
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- AH!
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[laughs]
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- [laughing]
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AH, BABY, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
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BEATS THE HELL OUT OF LOOKING
AT TOO $HORT'S MUG ANY DAY.
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- AW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.
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I MEAN, IT SEEM
LIKE JUST YESTERDAY,
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WHAT, YOU WAS ON THE STREETS.
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YOU WAS DOING
ALL THAT KILLING BUSINESS.
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AND NOW WHAT?
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YOU GUARDING PEOPLE
FROM BEING KILLED
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WITH YOUR OWN SECURITY BUSINESS.
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- SPEAKING OF BUSINESS,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN NEW YORK
SINCE THE DRAFT IS OVER?
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YOU HANDLED YOURS, RIGHT?
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- WELL, SHOOT.
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YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS
IS NEVER-ENDING, OKAY?
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TASHA MACK--
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SHOOT, I GOT RISKY BUSINESS,
MONKEY BUSINESS.
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AIN'T NO BIZ LIKE SHOW BUSINESS.
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[laughs]
YOU KNOW?
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH.
YEAH. I'M GOOD.
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I'M JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS.
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I'M ABOUT TO GO SHOPPING,
ALL RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW I'M ABOUT THAT LIFE.
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- OKAY.
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WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
IN SAN DIEGO IN A FEW DAYS, HUH?
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- COOL.
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COOL.
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- COOL.
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TASH?
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- YEAH?
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- BABY, I LOVE YOU.
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- [whispering]
I LOVE YOU TOO.
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BYE.
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- THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
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- [chuckles]
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- YOU ABOUT THAT DOUBLE LIFE.
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- OH, LORD.
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[aggressive rock music]
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♪
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OH, THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT, RICK!
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YOU MADE ME CHEAT ON MY MAN!
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MY GOOD, TOO $HORT-PROTECTING
RIDE-OR-DIE MAN--
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YOU WITH YOUR--
YOUR PENIS.
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- OH, SO THIS IS ALL
REGGIE'S FAULT NOW.
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- MM-HMM.
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- LOOK, TASHA, I'M NOT SORRY
I CAME TO YOUR ROOM, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING MY CALLS--
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- I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, RICK,
WITH A KILLER.
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- I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO KILLER,
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NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE
MY BABY BACK.
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- I'M NOT YOUR BABY, RICK.
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LAST NIGHT,
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
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DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
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OKAY, NOW, TASHA MACK
MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS,
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BUT SHE AIN'T NO CHEATER.
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OKAY, RICHMOND?
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#BOUTTHATLIFE.
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- YEAH, I GET IT,
ABOUT THAT LIFE.
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LOOK, TASHA...
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I'VE HAD A LOT
OF SLEAZY ONE-NIGHT STANDS.
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- AND?
- LIKE HUNDREDS.
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- I GET IT.
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- I'M NOT EVEN COUNTING
MY CELTIC DAYS.
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- RICK.
- SORRY.
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I'M JUST SAYING.
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I'VE HAD A LOT OF RANDOM SEX.
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BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS WAS.
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- OH-OH, HANDS.
HANDS.
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- TASHA.
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I LOVE YOU.
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I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.
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I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES
BUT WE CAN WORK THEM OUT.
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- NO.
NO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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OKAY, LOOK.
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I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU
AND REGGIE'S FINE ASSES
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SUCK ME AND MATILDA
BACK IN AGAIN, OKAY?
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I'M NOT.
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NOW, LOOK, I'M--
I'M WITH POOKIE, ALL RIGHT?
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AND THAT'S WHERE I BELONG, OKAY?
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SO GO.
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[grunting]
GO!
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DAMN.
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- OKAY.
OKAY, I'LL GO.
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BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
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IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POKIE--
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- POOKIE.
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POOKIE
GROWN-ASS MAN,
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SUPPOSED TO BE A KILLER.
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[scoffs]
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IF YOU SO IN LOVE WITH POOKIE,
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THEN WHAT YOU DOING HERE
WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH.
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- DON'T YOU WANT
TO GET DRESSED FIRST?
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- IT'S OKAY.
THEY KNOW ME HERE.
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[door clicks closed]
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- HEY.
HEY.
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- MM-MM.
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THIS IS NOT GONNA GET ME
TO BLACK OUT.
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- NO.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
IT'S GINGER ALE, GIRL.
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- I'M SORRY.
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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
SAY THIS TO YOU,
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BUT I HATE WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.
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- YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
- YES.
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- SOBER IS FOR LOSERS, Y'ALL.
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I'M TELLING YOU.
THANK GOD I'M RICH.
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WHOO!
[chuckles]
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HEY, A TOAST TO BEING RICH!
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- AND FAMOUS!
- AND FAMOUS!
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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- YEAH.
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- AND TRIFLING.
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- OH, MY BOY.
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YO!
HEY-OH--WHAT?
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- DON'T SPEAK TO HIM.
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- GIRL, I BEEN KNOWING JASON
FOR TEN YEARS.
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WHY NOT?
- NOT JASON. BLUE.
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- LET'S JUST, UH--
LET'S GO OVER HERE.
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- LOOK, SO, ONE MINUTE,
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ME AND DUDE ARE HANGING OUT
AROUND DRAFT NIGHT.
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THE NEXT MINUTE, HE HOOKS UP
WITH MY GIRL CIARA.
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TO BE A NUMBER-ONE DRAFT PICK
AGAIN, Y'ALL, I'M TELLING YOU!
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YO, I REMEMBER
MY DRAFT-NIGHT SMASH.
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Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS?
- NO.
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- DESTINY'S CHILD.
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- ALL OF 'EM?
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- I'M A MAN.
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YO, GIRL, WHY ARE YOU
SO DAMN THIRSTY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
SWITCH OUT WITH THE WHITE GIRL.
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COME ON, GO, GO.
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THE LAST TIME IN V.I.P.,
SHE DID THE SAME THING.
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DAMN.
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- GIRL, DON'T TRIP.
HE HAS GONORRHEA.
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- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE I WAS
WITH CIARA, RIGHT?
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AND SHE WAS LOOKING LIKE CIARA.
- WORD.
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- WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE, MAN?
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- I WOULD'VE DONE CIARA.
- THANK YOU.
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- LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE YOUNG.
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YOU'RE THE NUMBER-ONE
DRAFT PICK.
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ENJOY.
GET YOUR PARTY OF FIVEON.
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HUH?
GET YOUR PUNKY BREWSTER'D.
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SOLEIL YOUR MOON FRYE,
MY BROTHER.
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[laughs]
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- NO, I DON'T GET THAT.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHATEVER.
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LET'S JUST DO THIS INTERVIEW.
OKAY.
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SO YOU WERE RAISED
A MILITARY BRAT, RIGHT?
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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON TOP GUN?
GOOSE OR MAVERICK?
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IS THAT A MOVIE?
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- WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
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- '90.
- GOOD LORD.
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I GOT PUBES OLDER THAN YOU.
- GENTLEMEN.
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- WE DIDN'T--
WE DIDN'T ORDER THAT.
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- OH, IT'S COMPLIMENTS
OF MANAGEMENT.
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- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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TELL THEM WE POLITELY DECLINE,
BUT I DON'T TOUCH THE STUFF.
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YOU DON'T DRINK. GREAT.
FOR THE RECORD, HE'S THATGUY.
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- WHOA, WHOA, HEY.
I DRINK.
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I JUST DON'T DRINK THAT.
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SO YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR, UH,
FREE CHAMPAGNE, HUH?
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- LOOK, NO, I'M JUST NOT A, UH,
BOTTLE-POPPING TYPE GUY.
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- REALLY, THURGOOD MARSHALL?
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'CAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE
AN R&B-SINGER-POPPING
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KIND OF GUY.
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- HEY, I'M COMPLICATED, MAN.
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- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN
TOP GUN.
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HOW COMPLICATED CAN YOU BE?
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- LOOK, I'M--I'M THERE, OKAY?
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HEY, OFF THE RECORD,
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YOU KNOW WHAT GOES
WITH JAMESON ON THE ROCKS?
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- R&B VAGINA.
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- YOU ARE ABHORRENTLY OBNOXIOUS,
AND I THINK I LOVE YOU.
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[both laugh]
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- TO R&B.
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- TO VAGINA!
- YEAH!
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- TO VAGINA!
- COME ON!
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- YEAH!
[cheers, glasses clinking]
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BUSHY OR SHAVEN,
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YOU ARE WHAT WE'RE CRAVIN'.
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[laughter]
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- VAGINA!
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[cheers and laughter]
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- WHERE ARE Y'ALL GOING?
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- VAGINA!
[cheers]
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- I HATE HIM.
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- [laughter and cheers]
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LOVELY CLITORIS.
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- MALIK, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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- TO CATCH THE TAIL END
OF THE VAGINA TOAST.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
CHILL.
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- MALIK.
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- VAGINA!
- TO VAGINA!
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- SERIOUSLY?
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[men cheering and shouting]
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- OH.
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POOKIE!
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WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
UNTIL TOMORROW.
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- YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT THE LAST TIME WE SKYPED,
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YOU SOUNDED A LITTLE BIT WEIRD,
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SO I DECIDED TO FLY OUT
TO SEE IF YOU WAS OKAY.
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WEIRD HOW?
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- UH, WEIRD LIKE YOU
WALKING AROUND
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LIKE CAPTAIN JACK
WITH ONE SHOE ON.
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- UH, BOY, THAT AIN'T WEIRD.
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THAT'S ABOUT THAT LIFE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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[both laughing]
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COME HERE, BABY.
GIVE ME A KISS.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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both: MM.
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- MM!
OH.
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OOH, ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, SO YOU HUNGRY?
226
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WANT TO GO GET SOME LUNCH?
227
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- YEAH, I'M HUNGRY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT FOR LUNCH.
228
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- UH, WELL, WAIT, WAIT.
229
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
230
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NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
231
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THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD
GOING ON HERE, MARION.
232
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- OH, HERE WE GO.
233
00:07:39,896 --> 00:07:40,826
- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
234
00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:43,691
I FIND IT WEIRD--
MAY I SAY STRANGE--
235
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THAT I COME HOME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
236
00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:47,033
AND FIND A GROWN-ASS MAN
SITTING IN THE MIDDLE
237
00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,027
OF MY HOME-TEL LIVING ROOM,
238
00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:52,207
READING MORGAN FREEMAN'S
BIOGRAPHY.
239
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- THAT'S NELSON MANDELA.
240
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- WHATEVER.
241
00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,996
I JUST FIND IT WEIRD
THAT YOU AND MANDELA,
242
00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:59,103
OH, Y'ALL THINK Y'ALL CAN JUST
POP IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE
243
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WHENEVER YOU SEE FIT.
244
00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,515
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
245
00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,660
I TRY TO COME DOWN HERE
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.
246
00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,068
YOU KNOW, I GOT
A SECURITY BUSINESS AT HOME.
247
00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:06,452
- OKAY, WELL, I NEED
CONSISTENCY, POOKIE, ALL RIGHT?
248
00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:08,211
EVEN A BROKE CLOCK IS RIGHT
TWICE A DAY.
249
00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:09,450
HELL, AND TASHA MACK,
250
00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,141
SHE AIN'T TRYING TO BE
NO BROKE CLOCK.
251
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,381
- EXPLAIN.
252
00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:15,692
TWO PEOPLE CANNOT BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP,
253
00:08:15,793 --> 00:08:16,903
ALL RIGHT, AND NOT KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON
254
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,210
WITH THE OTHER ONE
WHEN THEY CLEAR ACROSS
255
00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,550
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN.
256
00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,205
- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
257
00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:22,860
- EXACTLY.
258
00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:24,785
THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND
OF MISCOMMUNICATION
259
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THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
260
00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,032
THAT LEADS TO ALL KIND
OF NONSENSE.
261
00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,207
- WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE?
- I DON'T KNOW!
262
00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:30,030
ALL KINDS.
263
00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:31,517
- WHAT, LIKE CHEATING?
- UH--
264
00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,070
CHEATING?
- YEAH.
265
00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,242
- WHO THE HELL SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT CHEATING, OKAY?
266
00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:36,524
THIS IS ABOUT YOUR FAILURE
267
00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,450
TO COMMIT
TO THIS RELATIONSHIP, NEGRO.
268
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,381
- OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
269
00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:40,692
TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT.
TIME-OUT.
270
00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,383
BABY, I'M SORRY.
271
00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,312
IF I MADE YOU FEEL
LIKE I'M NOT IN THIS,
272
00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:45,213
LET'S BE VERY CLEAR.
273
00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:46,720
I AM IN THIS.
274
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,547
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE
TO YOU
275
00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:51,235
THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE?
276
00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:53,864
[tattoo needle buzzing]
277
00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:56,475
- OKAY, SO THAT'S "POOKIE"
WITH TWO "O"s, ALL RIGHT?
278
00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:57,896
I WANT YOU TO GET IT RIGHT.
279
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,380
I DON'T WANT MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK
SAYING "POKIE."
280
00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,212
OW!
281
00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:06,587
OOH! OH!
282
00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:08,379
[grunts]
SQUEEZE IT.
283
00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:09,622
- I'M SQUEEZING.
284
00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:11,934
- UGH!
OW!
285
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:17,722
OKAY, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU ALMOST FINISHED.
286
00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:19,587
- RIGHT NOW IT JUST SAY "POO."
287
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,589
- UGH.
288
00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:22,479
ALL RIGHT, GO ON
BACK UP IN THERE.
289
00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:23,896
[sighs]
290
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,720
YOU KNOW, YOU A PART OF ME NOW,
291
00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,167
FOREVER.
292
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,335
- UH-HUH.
293
00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,688
- WHAT'S WRONG, POOKIE?
294
00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:33,243
YOU AIN'T HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS, ARE YOU?
295
00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,934
- UH...
296
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,594
YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT.
297
00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:38,789
- WHAT?
298
00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,166
LIKE THEY USING DIRTY NEEDLES
OR SOMETHING?
299
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,965
OKAY, 'CAUSE I CAN'T PLAY
WITH NO HEPATITIS, ALL RIGHT?
300
00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,658
I BEEN CLEAN TOO LONG TO GET ONE
OF THE DIRTY DIRTIES.
301
00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:44,898
- NO, BABY.
302
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,170
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,
I GOT A LOT OF TATS,
303
00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,545
A LOT OF TATS
THAT REPRESENT WOMEN
304
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,755
THAT I FELT LIKE
I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT AT THE TIME.
305
00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:54,002
BUT--
- BUT?
306
00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,692
- BUT I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT.
307
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,903
- BABY, LOOK, THAT'S WHY
WE GETTING THE TATTOOS, OKAY?
308
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,280
IT MEANS WE UN-JINXABLE.
309
00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,899
- [snickers]
310
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,970
OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
311
00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,858
I JUST HEARD THAT
SO MANY TIMES BEFORE.
312
00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:08,445
- SHUT UP, RATATOUILLE, OKAY?
313
00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:09,831
AND JUST FINISH INKING MY ASS.
314
00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:12,031
- YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
HE'S RIGHT.
315
00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:13,307
GETTING ALL THIS INK
IS NOT GONNA
316
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,553
MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER.
317
00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,655
IT'S CONSISTENCY.
318
00:10:17,758 --> 00:10:19,518
AND THE ONLY WAY
WE GONNA GET CONSISTENCY
319
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,860
IS IF I'M AROUND YOU
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
320
00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:25,025
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, POOK?
321
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,594
- I'M SAYING
322
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,479
I'MA MOVE MY SECURITY BUSINESS
323
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:35,926
DOWN TO SAN DIEGO
TO BE WITH YOU FULL-TIME,
324
00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,904
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.
325
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,450
- HELL, YES, I WILL HAVE YOU.
326
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:42,861
OH, I JUST WISH
YOU WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING
327
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:46,025
BEFORE I GOT YOUR DAMN NAME
TATTOOED ON MY ASS.
328
00:10:46,137 --> 00:10:47,337
NOW, LOOK, RATATOUILLE,
329
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:49,548
WE JUST GONNA CALL IT A DAY
AT "POOK," ALL RIGHT?
330
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:52,825
- ALL RIGHT.
- WHEW.
331
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:55,521
I LOVE YOU.
332
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,140
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
333
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,311
- WELL, THEN LOOK AT ME,
AND STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS.
334
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,283
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
335
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,409
- YEAH, OKAY.
336
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:03,097
[laughs]
337
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,926
[slow light rock music]
338
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,524
♪
339
00:11:17,103 --> 00:11:19,283
- ♪ OH, THE FEELING
340
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,999
♪ WHEN YOU'RE REELING
341
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:23,693
- OH, HEY, YOU.
342
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:24,833
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
343
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:27,241
[laughs]
WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
344
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,174
- WHAT AM I DOING
IN THE GROCERY STORE
345
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:31,065
WITH A SHOPPING CART
FULL OF FOOD?
346
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:32,212
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
347
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,550
I MEAN, YOU COULD BE WORKING.
348
00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,405
SOME ACTORS HAVE DAY JOBS,
349
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,407
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, UH,
WAITING TABLES?
350
00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,277
YOURS COULD BE STOCKING SHELVES.
351
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:40,549
- [chuckles sarcastically]
352
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,515
- HEY, LOOK.
HEY.
353
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,720
ABOUT NEW YORK--
354
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,967
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T OWE ME AN APOLOGY.
355
00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,828
- WH--WHAT WOULD I
APOLOGIZE FOR?
356
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:47,931
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
357
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,144
NO APOLOGY NECESSARY
FOR EMBARRASSING ME
358
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:54,101
AND GETTING ME BLASTED
ON THE COVER OF CHATTER,
359
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,516
SISTER 2 SISTER,
360
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:56,590
AND BLACK GIRL HAIR.
361
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:57,969
- YO, WHY ARE WE EVEN IN THIS?
362
00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,378
- BECAUSE MY HAIR
IS CONSISTENTLY ON POINT, OKAY?
363
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:01,592
DON'T HATE.
364
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,929
- LOOK, I BELIEVE
YOU STARTED THIS, REMEMBER?
365
00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:03,934
YOU KISSED ME.
366
00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,074
- [laughs]
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
367
00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,662
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
368
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,518
FAST-ASS KEIRA HAD THE NERVE
TO KISS YOU.
369
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,140
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD SLEEP
WITH MY FRIEND.
370
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,521
I WAS ASKING FOR IT.
371
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,140
- NO, WHOA, THAT'S NOT WHAT
I WAS SAYING, AND YOU KNOW IT.
372
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:15,521
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
373
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,030
LET'S SAVE OURSELVES THE MISERY
AND ESTABLISH SOME RULES.
374
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,097
- RULES?
- MM-HMM.
375
00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,276
- OKAY.
376
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,339
- LIKE THE NEXT TIME
WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER,
377
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,718
NO MUTUAL PLEASANTRIES.
378
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,757
YOU GO YOUR WAY.
I'LL GO MINE.
379
00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,102
KEEP IT MOVING.
COOL?
380
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,096
- COOL.
381
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,826
BECAUSE NOTHING
ABOUT BUMPING INTO YOU
382
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:28,901
IS PLEASANT.
383
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,170
- IF WE'RE BOTH
AT THE GROCERY STORE,
384
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,095
IF I'M IN PRODUCE--
385
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,616
- I'LL BE IN FROZEN FOOD--
386
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,594
THEORETICALLY, THOUGH, BECAUSE
I ACTUALLY ONLY DO ORGANIC.
387
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,759
- AND IF WE'RE BOTH AT THE MALL,
I'LL BE AT NEIMAN MARCUS,
388
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,212
AND YOU CAN STAY AT OLD NAVY.
389
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,380
- ACTUALLY, UH,
THAT'S THEORETICAL TOO,
390
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:43,212
BECAUSE I AM FAR MORE LIKELY
TO BE AT NEIMAN'S THAN YOU.
391
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,210
- EXCUSE ME?
392
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,030
- YEAH.
KEEP IT MOVING.
393
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,757
- IT WAS NOT NICE SEEING YOU.
394
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,832
- YOU EITHER.
395
00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:52,411
BYE.
- BYE.
396
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,477
- NOTICE HOW
I DIDN'T SAY "GOOD."
397
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:57,206
- WHO CARES?
398
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:02,070
- ♪ BUT, OH, WHEN YOU FALL
399
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:05,212
♪ OH, WHEN YOU FALL
400
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,720
♪ FALL AT MY DOOR
401
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,027
- OH, MY GOD.
402
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,687
PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT
MOVING INTO MY BUILDING.
403
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,483
- SORRY.
NO TIME TO TALK.
404
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:13,446
GOT TO KEEP IT MOVING.
405
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,621
CLOSE IT UP, JOE.
406
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,407
- UGH.
407
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:22,686
- HERE WE GO--NO, NO.
408
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,483
- THANK YOU--WHAT?
- JUST HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.
409
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,686
HERE.
- OOH!
410
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:27,793
- AHH!
- [laughs]
411
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,276
OH, POOK!
YOU DIDN'T!
412
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:31,409
- NO, I DIDN'T.
413
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:34,237
- AH!
- WHO ARE THEY FROM?
414
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:36,174
- UM...
415
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,235
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
416
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,694
I FORGOT THAT I HAD JOINED
THE FLOWER-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB
417
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,283
BACK BEFORE I WAS IN MENOPAUSE.
418
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,719
- MENOPAUSE?
YOU'RE IN MENOPAUSE?
419
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:44,657
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT COME AND GO,
420
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,208
JUST LIKE THE HICCUPS.
421
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,830
BABY, COULD YOU, UM,
GO GET ME SOME VASELINE
422
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,381
FOR THIS ITCHY-ASS TATTOO?
423
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:51,592
FEEL A KELOID COMING ON.
424
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:52,789
- ALL RIGHT.
425
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,136
- AND YOU KNOW THEY RUN
IN MY FAMILY, OKAY?
426
00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:57,031
TO THIS DAY, GRANDMA PEARL
STILL CAN'T WEAR NO EARRINGS.
427
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,927
- ♪ TO THE GROUND
428
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,074
♪ YOU'LL KNOW HEARTACHE
429
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,382
- ARE YOU CRAZY?
430
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,832
SENDING ME FLOWERS
WITH YOUR ROMANTIC ASS.
431
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,101
LOOK--
432
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,656
MM.
433
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,208
[whispering]
STOP.
434
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:10,340
STOP!
435
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,758
OKAY, LOOK, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
436
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,722
ALL RIGHT.
437
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,547
MEET ME IN AN HOUR, OKAY?
438
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,895
AND I'MA TEXT YOU WHERE, OKAY?
439
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,860
AND DON'T BRING REGGIE'S ASS.
440
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,405
ALL RIGHT.
441
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,967
BABY?
- YEAH?
442
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:26,028
- HURRY UP.
I FEEL IT RISING.
443
00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,787
- ♪ FALL AT MY DOOR
444
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,549
y hip-hop music]
445
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,825
♪
446
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,785
- RICK, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
447
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,476
I BELONG TO POOKIE, OKAY?
448
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,716
- YOU COULD SAY
THE SKY IS FALLING.
449
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:47,927
DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
450
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:48,834
- OH, REALLY?
451
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,791
ALL RIGHT.
452
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,236
TRUE THAT.
453
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,484
HMM?
454
00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:55,206
HUH?
GO ON!
455
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,620
SAY SOMETHING NOW.
456
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,244
[R&B music]
457
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,144
♪
458
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:02,721
- ♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE
459
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:05,067
♪
460
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,171
♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE
461
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,515
♪
462
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,785
♪ WHY YOU WANT TO GO THERE?
463
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:13,786
- YES, HI.
464
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,336
CAN I HAVE TRIPLE-A PLEASE?
465
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,208
- ♪ I GUESS I GOT TO GO THERE
466
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,000
- [laughing]
467
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,693
NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.
I JUST SAW SOMETHING HILARIOUS.
468
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:23,833
HA!
469
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:24,791
HOO, MAN.
470
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,136
NAH, GIRL, YOU KNOW ME.
471
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:27,661
JUST KEEPING IT MOVING!
472
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,618
[chuckles]
473
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:30,934
- ARE YOU--TWO HOURS?
474
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,554
SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO MAKE IT
TO AN AUDITION.
475
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,335
REALLY?
- YEAH, SAFE.
476
00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,448
READY TO ROLL.
THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT.
477
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,761
SMOOTH SAILING.
478
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:42,312
- [sighs with disgust]
479
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,073
- ♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME
480
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,482
♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU
481
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:47,586
[engine rumbling]
482
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:50,209
♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY
483
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,720
♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL
484
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,237
♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME
485
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:57,624
♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU
486
00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,214
♪ AND IF YOU LOVE ME
487
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:03,000
♪ THEN LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL
488
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,553
♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL
489
00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:08,135
♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL
490
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,861
♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFU-U-UL
491
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,925
♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL
492
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,174
♪ EVERYTHING I SAY RIGHT NOW
493
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,925
- LOOK, HAND ME THE TIRE IRON.
494
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,004
- THE WHAT?
495
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,103
- THE WIGGLY THING OVER THERE.
[snickers]
496
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,516
- ♪ CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
497
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,210
♪ YOU GONNA START
ASKING ME QUESTIONS ♪
498
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,340
- HERE, PUT THIS ON.
499
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,688
YOU LOOK COLD.
500
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,073
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
501
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,212
- ♪ BABY, THE FACT IS
502
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,790
♪ YOU'RE HEARING RUMORS
ABOUT ME ♪
503
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,406
♪ AND SAW SOME PICTURES ONLINE
504
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,167
♪ SAYING THEY GOT YOU SO ANGRY
505
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,995
- LOOK.
506
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,593
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW CIARA
WAS YOUR HOMEGIRL.
507
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,169
- UM, I TOLD YOU,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
508
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,515
- COME ON, IF IT DIDN'T MATTER,
509
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,860
THEN YOU WOULDN'T RELEGATE ME
TO JUST KEEP IT MOVING.
510
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,135
BUT LOOK, I GET IT.
511
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:50,691
YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULD BE PISSED.
512
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:51,903
- WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?
513
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,240
- BECAUSE I MEET
A LOT OF GIRLS, ALL RIGHT?
514
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,724
- CLEARLY.
515
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,927
- AND THEY'RE NOT ALL
AS INTERESTING AS YOU.
516
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,414
- OH, IS THAT THE SAME THING
THAT YOU TOLD CIARA?
517
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:00,477
DID SHE FALL FOR THAT MESS?
518
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,716
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS ONE NIGHT.
519
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:02,967
- DOES SHE KNOW THAT?
520
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,898
- [snickers]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
521
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,410
I TRIED, ALL RIGHT?
522
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,237
I'M DONE.
523
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:11,244
YOU CAN LEAVE MY JACKET
WITH THE CONCIERGE.
524
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:14,524
- OKAY.
GOD.
525
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,619
YOU ARE VERY SENSITIVE.
526
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:20,794
LOOK, DO YOU WANT
TO MAKE A DEAL?
527
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:23,206
- OH, SO WE MAKING DEALS NOW?
528
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,410
- IF YOU CAN FIX MY TIRE
IN ENOUGH TIME FOR ME
529
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,997
TO MAKE IT TO MY AUDITION,
WE CAN BE COOL.
530
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,763
- [laughs]
531
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,172
SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "COOL"?
532
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:34,615
- I MEAN
WE STILL KEEP IT MOVING,
533
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:37,724
BUT MAYBE WE CAN THROW IN
A COUPLE PLEASANTRIES.
534
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,377
- OH.
COOL, COOL.
535
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:40,762
SO I'M RISKING
MY MILLION-DOLLAR HANDS
536
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,242
FOR A QUICK "WHAT'S UP?"
537
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,454
- IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
YOU MIGHT GET A "HOW YOU DOING?"
538
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:47,001
- WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
539
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,073
TO GET A "HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING?"
540
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:54,032
- HOW ABOUT YOU FOCUS
ON FIXING MY TIRE?
541
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,757
- WE COMING BACK TO THEM EGGS.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
542
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:57,832
- FIX THE TIRE.
543
00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,521
- OKAY, BUT WE GONNA TALK
ABOUT THEM EGGS.
544
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,970
SCRAMBLED.
545
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,068
- BOY, I DO NOT COOK.
- OMELETS.
546
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,312
WE'LL GET YOU SOME LESSONS.
547
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,283
- ASK CIARA.
548
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,279
- [laughs]
549
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,449
OH, YOU GONNA GO THERE.
OKAY.
550
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,621
- RICK, THIS CANNOT HAPPEN
551
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,104
AGAIN, OKAY?
552
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:14,306
I LOVE POOKIE.
553
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,173
- YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.
554
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:18,545
- AND I'MA KEEP SAYING IT, OKAY,
UNTIL I CONVINCE YOU.
555
00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,475
- YEAH, UNTIL YOU
CONVINCE YOURSELF.
556
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:22,896
DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MANY MEN'S NAMES
557
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,380
ARE PARTIALLY AND DESPERATELY
TATTOOED ON YOUR ASS, TASHA.
558
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:30,972
I KNOW MY NAME IS FULLY TATTOOED
ON YOUR HEART.
559
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,548
- ♪ HEY
560
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,335
♪ LET IT BE BEAUTIFUL
561
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,308
- [whimpers]
562
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,623
- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
563
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:41,594
♪ I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE
564
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,899
- YOUR MOVE.
565
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,100
- ♪ BABY
566
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,276
♪ WE SHOULD NEVER GO THERE
567
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,449
- [sighs]
568
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,281
[exhales deeply]
569
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,339
- ♪ PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME
570
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,238
- ♪ DON'T JUDGE ME
571
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,414
- ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU
572
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,517
- ♪ AND I WON'T
573
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,100
♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY
574
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,546
- HEY, TASHA.
575
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,275
- ♪ BEFORE IT GETS BEAUTIFUL
576
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,789
♪ SO PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME
577
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,546
- AH!
578
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,335
- ♪ AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU
- ♪ AND I WON'T
579
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:09,828
♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY
580
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:14,428
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