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>> [gasps] I don't care
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if she's on the "Real Housewives
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Of Beverly Hills,"
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we are at maximum capacity.
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Uh, why are her eyes fair?
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The uniform look is smoky eye,
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okay?
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You sit, and you smoke, now.
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>> So, Melanie,
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let's talk lighting.
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I was told there would be
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diffusion.
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I specifically requested
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the full Mariah Carey.
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>> Uh, Jason, you can MC
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without diffusion.
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>> Can I?
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>> Uh, okay, fine.
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You can have your diffusion.
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>> Mellie, don't panic,
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but we're missing some models.
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>> What?
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Bren, I don't have time
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for this.
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This show starts in like
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half an hour.
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Where are those models?
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>> Ooh.
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>> One m'dear, two m'dear,
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three m'dear.
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>> [laughs]
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>> *
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>> [gasps] Cool it
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with the steamer, Bren.
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It's Cachure,
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not a chicken breast.
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>> Uh, Bren.
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>> What's wrong now, Melanie?
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>> This, it's on the wrong rack.
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Every model was assigned a look,
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okay?
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Which is how we're telling
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a story through fashion.
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Do you have any idea how long
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it took me to plan this?
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Every look is locked.
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I've got too much riding
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on this thing, okay?
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I've built it up like
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it's gonna be bigger than
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"New York Fashion Week.
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"So, I've gotta pull this off
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so I can shut it down Tash's
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throat, because I know she's out
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there just waiting for me
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to fail.
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>> Oh I cannot wait this heifer
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to fail.
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It's time to get my heckle
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the hell on.
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>> Really, Ms. Mack?
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> I mean that's the, that's
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the level we're stooping
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to this evening, huh?
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>> You're damn straight, old
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fashion show stealing ass.
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I'm serious, I'm just gonna sit
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back, I'm just gonna watch all
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this mess just blow up
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in Melanie's face.
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Just tick, tick, boom.
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[laughs]
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>> All right, come on,
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let's go sit down.
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>> Heckle time.
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>> Oh.
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>> Well, might have a little
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trouble seeing that exposure
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from here.
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>> Really?
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These are our seats?
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>> Okay, whatever.
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You know what?
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As long as I got my sour patch
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kids, it's on.
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>> Pit stop, what?
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Heckle time!
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>> [laughs]
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>> [phone rings]
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>> Oh, if that's Malik, tell him
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to come from backstage, because
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we gotta word-shot
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these heckles.
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>> Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go
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backstage and tell him.
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>> [laughs]
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>> Right?
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>> Say, James?
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>> Tasha.
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[clears throat] Hilda.
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Do me a favor, give us a moment?
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Here.
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>> Thank you.
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Okay, you know what?
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You must have lost your damn
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mind bringing another woman
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to my event.
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>> You weren't supposed
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to be here.
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Last time you completely ruined
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my good time by talking about
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how much you hate these people.
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>> Irrelevant, okay?
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We had an agreement,
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the sole exclusivity.
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And you are now in breech
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of that contract.
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And you can take your ass
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to small claims court.
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>> Look, Tasha, I'm a gigolo.
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I slang my penis, which you know
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very damn well ain't small,
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for a living, all right?
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That woman over there, she's
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paying tens of thousands
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of dollars for it.
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She's whale.
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>> And you're ass.
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>> *
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>> Okay so you're Pam, Madison
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and Trudy.
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>> [laughs]
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>> No, Bianca.
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>> Kylie.
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>> And Margo.
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>> Yeah, exactly.
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Just crossing all the t's,
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know what I'm saying?
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>> [laughs]
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>> Well, why don't you
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let us dot your i's.
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>> Oh yeah.
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>> Mmm.
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>> Are you ready?
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>> Oh hell yeah I'm ready.
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>> [laughs]
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>> This is ready?
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>> Well I'm about to be ready.
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[laughs]
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>> It doesn't feel like
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you're about to be ready.
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>> Are you sure you know
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what ready is?
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>> Yo, look, sometimes being
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ready just takes a second.
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>> You're not ready.
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>> No, you're not ready at all.
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>> Oh, God, I'm not ready.
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>> [sighs] It's okay, Malik,
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it happens to guys all the time.
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>> Yeah.
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Just usually not with one of us.
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[laughs]
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>> Definitely not with three
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of us.
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>> No.
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[laughs]
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>> This does not happen to me,
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okay?
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You know what?
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Let's try this again, all right?
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Okay?
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Now while you're kissing on me,
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you kiss on her.
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>> Margo, can you put down
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the damn steak you got, come on.
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>> [kissing sounds]
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>> Oh, okay, um, all right,
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you know what?
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How about, how about we switch?
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>> All right, and, now while
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you're kissing her on the neck,
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just get in the ear a little
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bit, all right?
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Dig in the ear, okay?
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All right?
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Ready?
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Go!
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>> [kissing sounds]
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>> Uh!
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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>> This does not happen
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to Malik Ray.
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I stay rocked up.
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My flag ain't never
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at half mass.
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>> Shoot, I'm always
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at full attention.
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I could get up in a tub full
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of ice looking at a picture
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of Betty White's shoulder.
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>> Well, by any chance, did you
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have a lot to drink tonight?
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Because that will definitely
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make your winky go womp womp.
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>> I don't drink.
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I just got out of rehab.
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>> Oh my God, me too!
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Where did you go?
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>> You know what?
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I'm under a lot of stress.
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That could be it.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go with that!
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I'm under a lot of stress.
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Lord, if I can't get up, I, I,
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I--get out!
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I'm gonna blow my brains out.
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>> Look, Malik, you may not want
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to talk about rehab, but it
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provides you with the basics.
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That sometimes you gotta dig
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deep, and deal with those things
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that you may not want
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to deal with.
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Like why you want to get
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your breasts done.
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When you're not even sure
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the guy you're getting them for
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even cares!
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See, now you've run on with your
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silicone just lingerin limbo.
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>> The point I'm trying to make
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is that--
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>> Aidan is a douche.
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>> Don't talk about him
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like that.
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>> I'm sorry I had to say it,
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I've been holding it in.
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>> You do not even know him.
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First of all, okay,
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she doesn't even know.
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>> MARGO: No, no, no,
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he's whack.
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>> You don't even have
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a boyfriend.
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>> Whack.
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This guy is so whack.
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>> Okay!
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I know what the problem is!
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I know what the problem is!
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Woo!
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>> Hello?
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>> I mean, I would take Alek Wek
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over Tyra Banks any day.
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>> Perhaps it's my African
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animalistic instincts trying
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to resurface, but I would love
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to return to the Motherland
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someday.
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>> Dude, I'm from Cincinnati.
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>> Oh.
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So you wanna go get a 40 after
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this?
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>> Terrence, where's Malik?
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I need the car keys cause
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I'm ready to go.
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>> What happened?
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>> It's Renardo.
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James Evram, fool.
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>> He showed up with another
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woman so apparently he's not
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yeah I'm gonna being there
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for me like he said he was.
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>> I'm sorry, Ms. Mack, Malik
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took the Rover.
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>> Well, well, well yet another
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man dumps, Tasha M'sack.
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>> If I didn't know any better,
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I think you might die a bitter
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old lonely woman.
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But then again, you have
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your extensive collection
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of Ah sick black sitcoms
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to keep you company.
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>> [laughs]
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>> I would hardly call "Homeboys
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In Outer Space" a classic.
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>> Shut up, Tee Tee.
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>> You know what?
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You better tend to your own
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house cards, starting with
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your joke of a fashion show.
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Ha!
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>> [laughs]
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>> Well the joke's on you.
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Because guess what?
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You're not allowed backstage.
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Security!
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Can you please escort this man
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pusher back to her strategically
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placed crappy seats?
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>> Now hey, look, I got a Swiss
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army knife in my shoe, and it's
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been bothering me all day, okay?
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So don't play with me.
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Don't play with me.
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All right, you know what,
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little girl?
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Look around, look around, okay?
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This is exactly why
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you ain't got no friends.
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>> You know, I don't have time
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for this.
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Okay, because I have to run
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your fashion show.
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>> Oh okay, okay.
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All right.
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So ain't nobody escorting me
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out, so what you gonna do?
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I'm gonna be here all day.
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>> Please.
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Thank you.
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>> Yeah, whatever.
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>> TASHA: Hey, okay, man.
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Okay, fall back.
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I got this.
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>> Okay, Tasha, look.
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I messed up, all right?
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But don't let my one little faux
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pas ruin this special thing
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we have between us.
333
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>> Look, for your information,
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your thing ain't that special.
335
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>> You know we can fix this,
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right?
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How about tomorrow we hook up,
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and smash for free, huh?
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Huh?
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I'll even do that little kicking
341
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foot thing you like, all right?
342
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>> All right, look, I'm just
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gonna come out and say it.
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I love you.
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>> T minus 10 minutes, Melanie.
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>> Hmm?
347
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>> T minus 10 minutes.
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>> Oh, oh.
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All right, um, can I please have
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everyone's attention?
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>> [background commotion]
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>> Shut the hell up!
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>> Ah, thank you.
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Now, we're about to start
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this thing, okay?
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And I need you guys
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to get real focused.
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There's a lot of people serving,
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oh God, what are the kids saying
360
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now?
361
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Hmm, hate-orade.
362
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>> And they don't want this show
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to be a success.
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This is about redemption,
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people.
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>> I thought this was
367
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for charity.
368
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>> I hired you for charity.
369
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>> Quick question, how am I
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supposed to sing my opening
371
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ballad with no mic check?
372
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>> Mic check.
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>> Mi, may, mi, mo, me, may, mi,
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mo.
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>> Come on, Tasha, look we can
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work this out.
377
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>> Look I told you, okay?
378
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I am officially done paying
379
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your ass for sex!
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>> [crowd gasps]
381
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>> Finally, the mics are hot.
382
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>> Well don't judge lest ye
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be judged.
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>> *
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>> Are you okay?
386
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>> Don't nobody need your pity,
387
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pity giver.
388
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>> Look, Tasha, I didn't come
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here to give pity.
390
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In fact I came here
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to commend you.
392
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It takes a strong, brave,
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open-minded woman to pay a man
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for sex.
395
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The kind of woman who has
396
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shoplifted steaks or smoked
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while pregnant.
398
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>> Look, the point is,
399
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you live life according
400
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to your own rules.
401
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No one else's.
402
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And who gives a damn what
403
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anybody else thinks?
404
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>> I don't, especially you.
405
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So bye.
406
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,197
>> I tried.
407
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,373
What the hell?
408
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:12,297
Uh, hello?
409
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,270
Oh my God, it's locked.
410
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:16,397
Hello!
411
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,200
>> [knocking]
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>> MELANIE: Open this damn door.
413
00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:20,433
>> Okay I'm, I'm sorry, you
414
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guys, I'm sorry but it's
415
00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:22,233
for your own good.
416
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>> MELANIE: Ah!
417
00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:24,397
>> What's going on?
418
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,200
>> Nothing much, just got
419
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a couple of hard heads trapped
420
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:26,903
in the bathroom.
421
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,170
>> Oh cool.
422
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:31,427
Loves me a good prank.
423
00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:32,033
>> Some dope sneakers,
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00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:32,903
ding dong.
425
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,670
>> Yeah.
426
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,367
>> MELANIE: Are you wearing
427
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,467
sneakers, Derwin?
428
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,527
Is he wearing sneakers, Jason?
429
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:37,903
I specifically told you this was
430
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,530
an upscale event.
431
00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:40,303
>> Okay, there's more important
432
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,070
things than my kicks right now.
433
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:43,427
>> I mean she's not wrong,
434
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,103
it is a little gauche.
435
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200
>> Don't peace.
436
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:46,970
>> TASHA: Move your sneakers.
437
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,127
Okay, y'all got two seconds
438
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:48,903
to open up this door
439
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,130
or you're gonna have a piece.
440
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:51,603
>> Two.
441
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,470
>> Yeah, I'm sorry, ladies,
442
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,567
it's show time.
443
00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:56,097
>> MELANIE: Oh my God.
444
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,697
>> Jenna.
445
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,070
Jenna.
446
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:02,897
>> Hey, everybody,
447
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,430
Malik Wright's back.
448
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:05,403
My man, what are you in for
449
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,130
this time?
450
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,203
>> Dude, I'm not using, man.
451
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:07,930
>> Ah!
452
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,303
It's crystal meth, isn't it?
453
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,700
Hey, hey, you don't have any
454
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,330
on you, do you?
455
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,203
>> No, okay?
456
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:12,870
I said I ain't using.
457
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,427
Where is Jenna?
458
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:16,603
>> JENNA: Hey, stranger.
459
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,070
>> Jenna.
460
00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,727
Wow, I see you took it
461
00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:25,073
to the next level, I see.
462
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:25,827
>> [laughs]
463
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,403
>> Thank you.
464
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,370
What are you doing here, Malik?
465
00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:33,267
>> Well, you know how you asked
466
00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,197
for some time to heal
467
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,830
and I've given you that.
468
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,673
I just want to know what's up
469
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:38,667
with us, you know?
470
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,627
Am I waiting for you,
471
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,473
you waiting for me?
472
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,567
[laughs]
473
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,767
>> What's her name?
474
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:43,927
>> What?
475
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:44,873
>> Girl, I'm offended.
476
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,067
[laughs]
477
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,297
>> Malik it's Saturday night
478
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,970
and your fly is down.
479
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,597
>> Bianca, Kylie and Margo.
480
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,470
[laughs] You know I got that
481
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,497
weird thing with odd numbers.
482
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,070
>> Mmm.
483
00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,327
>> Nothing happened though.
484
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:03,903
I couldn't even pull
485
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,700
the trigger.
486
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:05,500
Shoot I couldn't even load
487
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,630
the bullets in the gun.
488
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:08,403
>> Ol' Malik would've been able
489
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,400
to shoot them bullets all over
490
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,270
and through those chicks.
491
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:13,067
Pow, pow, pow.
492
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:16,873
>> I don't want to mess things
493
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,367
up with you again, Jenna.
494
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,297
Your trust means everything
495
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,830
to me, baby.
496
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:21,833
I just want to make sure
497
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,633
you're cool.
498
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,533
>> So you came here to get
499
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:27,703
my permission to cheat?
500
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,470
>> No, no.
501
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:30,327
Baby, if I'm with you, I'm
502
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,733
in this, I'm here for the ride.
503
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:35,573
I just need to know.
504
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:36,497
>> Well I can't stand here and
505
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,800
tell you to wait until I get
506
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,830
better, because I don't know how
507
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,573
long that's gonna be.
508
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,627
Plus you haven't been celibate,
509
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,303
you haven't been celibate
510
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,900
since you were 12.
511
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,370
>> 9.
512
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,497
She was 18, she was legal.
513
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,470
>> Was I molested?
514
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,227
>> Oh my lord.
515
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:55,473
Um...
516
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:59,527
Look, I want to be with you.
517
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,973
But it's unrealistic for me to
518
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,067
think you're gonna go the next
519
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,467
however many months without sex.
520
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,067
So...
521
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,067
I give you my blessing
522
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:11,327
to spread your wings.
523
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,603
Or your legs, or whatever else
524
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,430
it is you need to spread.
525
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,203
>> You know I still love you,
526
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,670
right?
527
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,167
>> I know.
528
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,130
I know.
529
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,070
>> *
530
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:39,867
>> What the hell is he singing?
531
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,297
>> Yamo freaking dida ya.
532
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,700
>> You are screwing with me,
533
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,630
ain't you?
534
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:46,603
>> I can't believe they've gone
535
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,730
rogue with my fashion show.
536
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,303
>> Well you stop whining?
537
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,400
I swear that is the one thing
538
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,800
that I do not miss about you,
539
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,100
you're just always whining.
540
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,130
>> Uh, trust me there are
541
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,233
several things that you've done
542
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,803
that I've gladly live without
543
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,570
for the past few months.
544
00:13:58,567 --> 00:13:59,897
All the I popping, and neck
545
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,270
rolling, and threats to cut off
546
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:02,097
people's hair.
547
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,100
>> Look, girl, I only threatened
548
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,230
to cut off your hair one time,
549
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:04,673
okay?
550
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:05,567
And that's cause you was just
551
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:06,627
whipping it and flaunting it
552
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:09,433
like it was better than mine.
553
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:09,973
>> You know what?
554
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,097
That's your problem.
555
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:11,930
You're always thinking you're
556
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,073
better than everybody else.
557
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:14,797
>> I don't think I'm better
558
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,800
than anyone.
559
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,600
Maybe smarter, and more
560
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,400
educated, and a bit
561
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:18,970
more stylish.
562
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:21,227
But certainly not better.
563
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,373
>> And what about you,
564
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,127
mean girl?
565
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,173
>> Mean girl?
566
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:24,897
Please, you the one that
567
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,200
called me man creep tonight
568
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,130
and relationship killer.
569
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,703
>> I was angry.
570
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,470
>> Angry.
571
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,167
Oh, right, right.
572
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:31,797
You know what?
573
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,670
You are always something.
574
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,967
That's why you always got some
575
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:35,397
ridiculous excuse to justify
576
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,230
your horrible behavior.
577
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:37,803
You always gotta be
578
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,970
so damn justified!
579
00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:40,267
>> Well I am justified!
580
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,927
>> Oh, oh, right, right.
581
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:43,403
So you were justified
582
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,130
in forcing me to fire my son?
583
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,103
And then justified in what,
584
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,170
stabbing me in my back
585
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,727
and then firing me?
586
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,133
Oh you were justified in trying
587
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,533
to take my endorsement money and
588
00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,403
then stealing my fashion show.
589
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,330
Come on, face it, Melanie,
590
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,073
you ain't nothing but
591
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,197
a self-absorbed, self-centered,
592
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200
self-justified little B-I-T-C-H,
593
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,300
okay?
594
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,600
Oh, you know what?
595
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,770
I'm gonna say it.
596
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,367
You're a bitch, Melanie.
597
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,627
You're a little bitchy bitch.
598
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,173
>> I am so sick and tired of you
599
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,427
thinking you can talk down to me
600
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,333
and treating me any old
601
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,203
kind of way.
602
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,070
That's part of the reason why I
603
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:14,467
felt so justified in firing you,
604
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,267
because you are a belittling
605
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,927
condescending meanie.
606
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:21,503
Mmm, a bully. A B-U-L-L-Y,
607
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,530
a bully, bitch.
608
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,473
Oh!
609
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,927
>> Oh!
610
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,070
>> [screams]
611
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,397
>> Dammit, Melanie, you're gonna
612
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,730
have to come out some time.
613
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:36,773
>> No I don't.
614
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,597
It is very comfortable in here
615
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,400
and there's plenty of water.
616
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:40,970
>> You know what?
617
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:41,797
It's just like your ass to just
618
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,930
run and hide just like
619
00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:44,703
a little coward.
620
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,600
Too afraid to face your
621
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,830
problems, you're always scared.
622
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:48,973
You've been too afraid to even
623
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,467
come out and apologize to me
624
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,197
for all the pain
625
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,330
that you've caused me.
626
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,173
>> MELANIE: What?
627
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,067
That's a lie.
628
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,467
I do apologize, and I've
629
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,867
apologized a million times.
630
00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,327
Didn't I?
631
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,427
Didn't I?
632
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:09,073
>> No, Melanie, you didn't.
633
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:13,567
>> Uh, I thought I did.
634
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:17,297
Are you sure?
635
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:22,570
Oh my God, I am so embarrassed.
636
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:25,397
I have said some of the most
637
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,070
selfish, mean, inconsiderate
638
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,667
things to you over the past
639
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,097
few months.
640
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,630
Tasha, I never wanted it
641
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:33,533
to turn out like this.
642
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:37,533
I mean, you are my friend.
643
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:42,573
Hell, one of my only friends.
644
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,067
I miss you so much.
645
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,067
>> [crying]
646
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,067
>> I'm...
647
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,697
So...
648
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,770
So...
649
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,697
So.. So...
650
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,830
Sorry.
651
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,073
>> Come here, bitch.
652
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:02,067
>> [crying]
653
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,433
>> We ain't friends,
654
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,433
we're family.
655
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,073
With family, you don't have
656
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:11,897
to say it,
657
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,430
you've just gotta mean it.
658
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,830
>> Okay, so let's try this
659
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:21,833
again.
660
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,573
>> Are you ready?
661
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,227
>> I am ready.
662
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,973
>> Huh, he is ready.
663
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,397
>> Girl, he is so ready.
664
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,900
>> I told y'all I'm ready.
665
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:35,270
Are y'all ready?
666
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:39,127
>> I don't know if we're ready.
667
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:43,127
>> Ooh.
668
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,603
[laughs]
669
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,800
>> So the spotlights were gonna
670
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,330
come down like sa-sa.
671
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,073
>> Right, right, right, right,
672
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,397
right.
673
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:48,770
>> Okay.
674
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,497
And then the models were gonna
675
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,070
come out like pa-pa.
676
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,167
>> Wow!
677
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,097
>> Pa-pa-pa-pa.
678
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,900
>> Ooh, what a dance.
679
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,570
[laughs]
680
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,397
>> Tasha.
681
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:00,930
>> What?
682
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:02,603
>> In the spirit of our historic
683
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,900
relationship, can we please
684
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,900
stop degrading each other
685
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,770
with the 'b' word?
686
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:07,967
>> The 'b' word, girl I call you
687
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,827
that all the time.
688
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:09,633
You ain't never had a problem
689
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,673
with the 'b' word before.
690
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,127
>> Uh, never mind.
691
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,333
>> All right, that was my last
692
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,573
time saying the word.
693
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,197
>> MELANIE: Okay.
694
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,800
>> All right, I'm done with it.
695
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,070
>> Ooh, okay, why don't we
696
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:20,727
come up with a new term
697
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,133
of endearment?
698
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,933
How about...
699
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:25,803
Ratchety Dan?
700
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,430
>> MELANIE: Okay.
701
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,073
>> All right, okay.
702
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,067
We're gonna work it out
703
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,567
with Ratchety Dan.
704
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,897
>> I like that.
705
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:32,900
That's clever.
706
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,770
>> TASHA: That's it.
707
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:35,527
>> So.
708
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:36,633
[laughs]
709
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,303
>> The best part, was gonna be
710
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,370
my final bow.
711
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:40,097
>> TASHA: Right, right, right,
712
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:40,430
right.
713
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,203
>> I was gonna come flying down
714
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:41,700
from the ceiling
715
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,470
like Chris Brown.
716
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,067
>> TASHA: Really?
717
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,067
>> Well, less of a bow
718
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,427
and more like a swoosh.
719
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,403
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
720
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,070
>> TASHA: Okay.
721
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,227
>> Cue music.
722
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,073
>> Cuing.
723
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,667
>> [laughs]
724
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,197
>> *
725
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,070
>> Swoosh.
726
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,273
>> [laughs]
727
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,127
>> Bravo, bravo.
728
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,273
Girl, you keep going like that,
729
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,797
I just might let you model.
730
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,470
>> *
731
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,070
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