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>> OOH, GIRL, WITH ALL THIS
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DANTE STUFF AND NOW MALIK?
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CHILD, I REALLY NEEDING ME A
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DRINK.
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THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR ME.
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>> GIRL, OF COURSE.
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THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
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THEY SHOW UP AND THEY STAND IN
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THE TRENCHES WITH THEIR GIRLS.
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>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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BRING IT DOWN.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU LADIES HAVING?
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>> UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET ME HAVE A HENNESSY AND COKE
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ON THE ROCKS.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ACTUALLY, HENNESSY WITH JUST A
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SPLASH OF COKE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JUST GIVE ME THE HENNESSY, OKAY?
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I'M STRESSED OUT.
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>> AND YOU?
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>> [ LAUGHS ] MM-HMM.
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>> ORDER SOMETHING.
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>> OH.
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UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL HAVE A WATER WITH LEMON.
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THANK YOU.
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>> REALLY?
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>> I'M TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
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GIRL, I HAVE TO BE AWARE OF
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EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN MY
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BODY.
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>> OH, AND THEN MY NIGHT BECAME
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ABOUT YOU.
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>> WHAT? I AM HERE FOR YOU.
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>> NO, YOU NOT.
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GIRL, YOU SITTING UP HERE
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TEXTING.
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YOU AIN'T DRINKING.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE
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BEFORE I SLAP YOUR ASS TO
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SLEEP?
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>> SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT DERWIN
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KEEPS ON TEXTING ME BECAUSE LOVE
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JONES IS COMING ON.
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IT'S OUR FAVORITE MOVIE.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JUST GO.
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>> BUT WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR
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DESIGNATED DRIVER?
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I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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TAKE A TAXI?
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OKAY, YOU SHOULD TAKE A TAXI.
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OKAY. BYE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> SORRY.
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>> SORRY.
>> IT'S OKAY.
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>> IT'S OKAY.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO GLAD YOUR FRIEND FINALLY
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LEFT BECAUSE NOW SO I GET YOU
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DRUNK, YOU DO SOMETHING A LITTLE
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SILLY YOU MIGHT REGRET.
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SILLY YOU MIGHT REGRET.
NOBODY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
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NOBODY HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
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>> REALLY?
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WOW!
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THIS IS AMAZING!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> I FEEL SO ALIVE!
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>> ME, TOO! RIGHT HERE!
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>> WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU
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TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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>> IT'S ON MY BUCKET LIST.
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I'M DYING.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> YEAH.
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COME ON.
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[ WHISTLE SOUNDS ]
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>> OH, HELL.
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>> OH, HELL.
COME ON. GO.
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COME ON. GO.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ WHISTLE SOUNDING ]
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[ WHISTLE SOUNDING ]
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>> SO, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
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DYING OF?
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>> LUNG CANCER.
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[ CHUCKLES ] NO, NO.
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BABY, I'M JUST KIDDING.
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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BUT IT IS CANCER.
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>> WOW.
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WELL, WHAT KIND?
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>> DOESN'T MATTER.
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IT'S TERMINAL.
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>> DAMN.
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DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT.
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I KNEW THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO BE
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TRUE.
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HA! I GET IT.
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I GET IT, GOD.
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TASHA MACK REALLY GETS IT.
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, TOO.
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YOU'RE A MAN.
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>> HEY. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED, I
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WAS...I WAS MAD AT EVERYTHING.
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MY KARMA, GOD, THE WORLD.
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KEPT THINKING IT'S NOT FAIR, YOU
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KNOW, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, WHY ME.
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BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
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WHY NOT ME?
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WHAT IF -- WHAT IF GOD WAS
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TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
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>> YEAH.
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THAT YOUR ASS ABOUT TO DIE.
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>> TRUE. TRUE.
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BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
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I WORKED MOST OF MY LIFE FOR
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OTHER PEOPLE, HANDLING THEIR
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MONEY.
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RICH PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T
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APPRECIATE IT.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY, TASHA, THEY
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DIDN'T APPRECIATE WHAT WAS
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REALLY IMPORTANT -- LIFE ITSELF.
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>> WOW.
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>> WHAT IF THIS ILLNESS, IN ITS
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OWN WAY, IS A BLESSING?
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>> WOW.
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>> YOU KNOW?
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>> YEAH.
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>> WHAT IF MEETING YOU'S A
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BLESSING?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU DO, I MEAN, IF
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YOU...IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU ONLY
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HAD A LITTLE TIME LEFT ON THIS
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EARTH?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT I
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ABOUT THAT.
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THE MACK FAMILY, WE KNOWN FOR
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LONGEVITY.
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>> WELL, SEE, THAT'S A BLESSING.
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>> YEAH, WELL, UNLESS YOU DOING
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LIFE FOR MURDER LIKE COUSIN
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JENKY.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> HMM.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I WANT TO SPEND SOME OF
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THESE LAST MOMENTS I GOT WITH
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THESE LAST MOMENTS I GOT WITH
YOU.
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YOU.
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>> WHY THE HELL NOT?
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>> DERWIN! DERWIN!
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HURRY, HURRY.
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HURRY UP AND SEX ME.
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>> I-I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU
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BACK, GRANDMA.
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>> I'M SO SORRY, BUT I'M
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OVULATING, AND MY HEART RATE IS
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UP RIGHT AFTER MY JOG.
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PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR
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BABY-MAKING.
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I'M SURE GRANDMA WILL
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UNDERSTAND.
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>> OKAY, BOO, AS LOVELY AS THAT
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MAY SOUND, BABY, I CAN'T.
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I CAN'T GET IT IN, OKAY, 'CAUSE
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I HAVE PRACTICE.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE LOVE.
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JUST PUT A BABY IN ME.
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IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES, 10
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TOPS.
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>> OKAY, NO.
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AS TEMPTING AS THAT MAY SOUND,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A
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RAINCHECK.
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>> BUT I WANT A BABY.
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>> I KNOW YOU DO, BOO.
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I DO, TOO.
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BUT I PROMISE YOU WHEN I GET
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HOME TONIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT TO
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YOU REAL GOOD.
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I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU TWINS.
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AAH!
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>> OH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> I'M OKAY.
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>> I'M OKAY.
>> DON'T HURT THE JEWELS.
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>> DON'T HURT THE JEWELS.
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>> MALIK, GET UP, MAN.
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MALIK WRIGHT!
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>> HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU
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GET IN HERE?
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>> OH, UM, THE DOWNSTAIRS MAID
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TOLD THE UPSTAIRS MAID WHO
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FINALLY TOLD YOUR BODYGUARD TO
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LET ME IN.
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MAN, THAT BROTHER, ALL HE WANT
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IS TO TAKE PICTURES.
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>> GREAT.
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REMIND ME TO FIRE HIS ASS.
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>> I'M ALL OVER IT.
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COME ON.
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GET UP SO I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE
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TO PRACTICE.
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>> MAN, THE HELL WITH
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PRACTICE.
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I AIN'T HEARD FROM JENNA SINCE
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THIS WHOLE PARKER SITUATION WENT
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DOWN.
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I AIN'T LEAVING THIS DAMN HOUSE
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UNTIL I TALK TO HER.
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>> OH, T-E-A-R.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT JENNA, ALL
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RIGHT, BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO
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GET YOUR ASS UP AND GET TO
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PRACTICE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M
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SAYING?
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OKAY, I JUST HEARD IT STRAIGHT
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FROM THE FRONT OFFICE THAT THE
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OWNER IS TRYING TO BRING IN
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KWAN KIRKLAND FROM SAN FRANCISCO
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TO TAKE YOUR SPOT.
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AND YOU KNOW THAT KID IS NICE.
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>> DAWG, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
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WHO THEY BRING IN.
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THEY COULD TRADE MY ASS FOR
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ALL I CARE.
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I'LL GO SOMEWHERE WHERE I'M
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APPRECIATED, GET UP OUT OF THIS
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HELLHOLE.
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>> WELL, NOT BEFORE THE SIT-DOWN
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I HAVE SCHEDULED BETWEEN ME,
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YOU, AND THE OWNER.
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>> WHAT?!
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DAWG, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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>> JUST HEAR ME OUT.
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>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DUDE?!
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>> JUST SHUT UP AND CALM DOWN.
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LISTEN TO ME.
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YOU AND I REBUILT THIS
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FRANCHISE, SO WHY WE GONNA LET
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SOME NEW JACK COME IN HERE AND
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TAKE OUR LEGACY?
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AND OVER SOME CRAZY-ASS
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CHICK, MALIK?
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REALLY? COME ON, MAN.
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YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
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SO, WE'RE GONNA GO IN THERE LIKE
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MEN AND WE'RE GONNA HASH THIS
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THING OUT.
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WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT WE
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WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT WE
BUILT SAN DIEGO, OKAY?
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BUILT SAN DIEGO, OKAY?
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>> GAME TIME.
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>> GAME TIME.
>> MY MAN.
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>> MY MAN.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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>> HMM!
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I'M IN HERE!
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TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!
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>> OOH. OKAY.
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NOW, IF WE GONNA HAVE SEX, YOU
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GOT TO AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER
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FIRST.
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>> OH.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DERWIN.
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>> OBVIOUSLY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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SOME KIND OF KINKY, LITTLE SEX
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TOY?
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>> NO, IT'S A BASAL THERMOMETER.
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I'M CHECKING MY FERTILITY.
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RIGHT NOW, MY TEMPERATURE IS UP,
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AND ALL I NEED IS SPERM.
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>> AND DERWIN.
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>> IDEALLY.
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>> BUT, GIRL, LOOK, WHY DON'T
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YOU JUST RELAX WITH ALL THEM
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MEDS, OKAY?
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STRESSING OUT OVER HAVING A
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BABY, THAT AIN'T GONNA DO
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NOTHING BUT GET YOUR GIRLY PARTS
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ALL IN A KNOT.
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>> STRESSING?
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WHO'S STRESSING?
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I'M NOT STRESSED.
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>> THIS IS ABOUT YOU WANTING TO
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HAVE A BABY SO YOU CAN EVEN THE
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SCORE WITH JANAY, 1-1.
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>> SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
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THIS.
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THIS IS ABOUT ME, DERWIN, AND
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OUR UNBORN CHILDREN.
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THE LEGACY.
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>> OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT A WISE MAN ONCE
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TOLD ME?
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HE SAID "IF YOU EVER WANT TO
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MAKE GOD LAUGH, TELL HIM YOUR
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PLANS."
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>> UH, WELL, EXCUSE ME,
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TUPAC CHOPRA.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> SINCE WHEN ARE YOU ALL
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CENTERED?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> IS THIS THAT NEW GUY OF
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YOURS?
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IS HE BOINKING YOU BUDDHIST?
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>> OKAY, AIN'T NO BOINKING GOING
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ON -- YET.
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BUT I WILL ADMIT, IT'S LIKE BO
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HAS TAKEN ME TO A HIGHER LEVEL.
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>> OH, MY GOD, TASHA.
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I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
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>> AAH!
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>> SEE? I KNEW THAT THERE WOULD
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BE LIFE AFTER DANTE.
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RICK FOX, COACH TEE, OH, AND --
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AND THE UPS GUY?
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I KNEW THAT SOMETHING GOOD WOULD
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COME OUT OF YOUR MANY, MANY,
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MANYBREAKUPS.
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ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS STAY
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POSITIVE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU AND BO ARE GONNA GET MARRIED
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AND HAVE LIKE 500 BABIES.
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>> LOOK, BO AND I, WE AREN'T
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GONNA HAVE ANY KIDS BECAUSE HE'S
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DYING.
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>> WHAT?
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>> HE HAS A TERMINAL DISEASE.
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DOCTORS ONLY GAVE HIM A FEW
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MONTHS TO LIVE, AND WE ONLY HAVE
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A COUPLE OF WEEKS TOGETHER
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'CAUSE, WELL, HE JUST DON'T WANT
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ME TO SEE HIM WITHER AWAY.
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BLESS HIS HEART.
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>> POOR, POOR, POOR TASHA.
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YOU'RE CURSED.
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OH!
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WE HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE SUCH
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BAD LUCK WITH MEN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE YOU KILLED SOMEONE IN
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ANOTHER LIFE.
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>> OR MAYBE I'LL KILL SOMEONE IN
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THIS LIFE IF SHE DON'T LEAVE MY
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TRACKS ALONE, OKAY?
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HELL.
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NOW, LOOK, I FELT THE SAME WAY
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YOU DID AT FIRST, YOU KNOW WHAT
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I MEAN?
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BUT THEN IT WAS, LIKE, BO, HE
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JUST TOLD ME THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU
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HAVE TO CHERISH EACH DAY AND YOU
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CAN'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF.
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>> LIKE LIVING?
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>> NO. LIKE GETTING PREGNANT.
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YOU GOT TO JUST TAKE IT EASY,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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TAKE IT EASY, MEL, ALL RIGHT?
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST MAKE
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MAD, ROMANTIC LOVE TO YOUR
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HUSBAND, AND IF A BABY COMES,
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THEN SO BE IT.
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NOW, WHERE IS THE SURFBOARD THAT
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DERWIN GOT FROM THE TEEN CHOICE
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AWARDS?
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I GOT TO BORROW IT.
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>> HA! YOU SURFING?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> SHOULDN'T YOU LEARN HOW TO
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SWIM FIRST?
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>> THAT'S ON THE LIST.
390
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LOOK, ME AND BO, WE'RE TACKLING
391
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OUR BUCKET LIST BEFORE HE KICKS
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IT, AND LEARNING HOW TO SWIM AND
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SURF IS AT THE TOP OF MINE.
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IT'S RIGHT UNDERNEATH RIDING AN
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ELEPHANT IN INDIA AND THEN
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SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH
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KEITH SWEAT.
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>> HMM.
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>> YEAH. KEITH SWEAT, OKAY?
400
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I WANT HIS BODY ALL OVER MY
401
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BODY.
402
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GIRL, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE.
403
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
404
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I'M GONNA FIND IT.
405
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>> NO, THERE'S NO EXCUSE
406
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FOR WHAT I DID.
407
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BUT, MAN, YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT
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I WAS IN A REALLY, REALLY BAD
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PLACE.
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AND I'M SORRY.
411
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>> HEY, ROG.
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COME ON, MAN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT
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MALIK IS ARGUABLY STILL ONE OF
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THE BEST QUARTERBACKS IN THE
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LEAGUE.
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I MEAN, YEAH, HE'S HAD A FEW
417
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HICCUPS IN THE -- IN THE LAST
418
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YEAR, BUT WHO HASN'T?
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I'M JUST -- I'M JUST SAYING,
420
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ROG, THAT I STILL WANT THIS MAN
421
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TO -- TO BE THE ONE THROWING THE
422
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BALL TO ME.
423
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I MEAN, WOULD RICE LET MONTANA
424
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GO WITHOUT A FIGHT?
425
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YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS.
426
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,410
SO, WE'RE JUST HERE TODAY ASKING
427
00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,033
SO, WE'RE JUST HERE TODAY ASKING
FOR A SECOND CHANCE.
428
00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:10,624
FOR A SECOND CHANCE.
429
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,070
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE, DON'T YOU,
430
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:14,338
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE, DON'T YOU,
DERWIN?
431
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:20,764
DERWIN?
432
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:21,788
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DAWG?
433
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,483
TRADE MY ASS.
434
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:26,832
>> I COULD TRADE MALIK.
435
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,447
NO. NO, INSTEAD, I THINK I'M
436
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GONNA GET KIRKLAND OR SOME OTHER
437
00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:32,453
YOUNGSTER TO SIGN ON AS THE
438
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,968
BACKUP QB.
439
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,715
AND THEN I'M GONNA NURTURE HIM
440
00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:39,244
AND I'M -- I'M GONNA SPEND ALL
441
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,931
MY MONEY ON HIM.
442
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,031
YOU KNOW, TEACH HIM TO DANCE
443
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,174
JUST LIKE I DID MY WIFE WHEN --
444
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:46,522
WHEN I WAS DATING HER.
445
00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:48,547
AND MALIK -- WELL, MALIK IS
446
00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:52,691
GONNA SIT ON THE BENCH...
447
00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:55,239
GONNA SIT ON THE BENCH...
AND ROT.
448
00:10:55,241 --> 00:11:01,311
AND ROT.
449
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,520
AND ROT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
450
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:06,897
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
451
00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,926
[ DOOR OPENS ]
452
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:10,001
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
453
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,070
>> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
454
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,518
LISTENED TO YOUR DUMB ASS.
455
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:13,687
DAWG, THE ONLY PERSON YOU CARE
456
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:14,969
ABOUT IS YOUR DAMN SELF.
457
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,685
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
458
00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:16,689
MALIK? I HAD YOUR BACK, MAN!
459
00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:17,719
I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
460
00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:18,624
>> YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN DAMN
461
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,280
SIDE, DAWG!
462
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,545
>> MALIK, YOU SLEPT WITH THAT
463
00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,211
MAN'S WIFE!
464
00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:24,096
HIS WIFE!
465
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,033
I HAVE A FAMILY NOW AND A LEGACY
466
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:26,904
TO PROTECT.
467
00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,136
>> OH, AND I DON'T?
468
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,897
FOOTBALL ISMY LIFE, DERWIN!
469
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,516
AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING.
470
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:33,337
AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING.
THANK YOU!
471
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,904
THANK YOU!
472
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,716
>> ON ME.
473
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,344
>> I'M NOT. I CAN'T.
474
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,524
I CAN'T SEE.
475
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,657
>> STEP OVER, YOU CRAZY WOMAN.
476
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,585
COME ON.
477
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:43,616
>> WHICH WAY?
478
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,520
>> NO, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE,
479
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:45,477
BABY. RIGHT HERE.
480
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,312
>> OKAY.
481
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,170
OH. OH, I'M EXCITED.
482
00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,002
>> COME HERE, COME HERE, COME
483
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,690
HERE. I GOT YOU.
484
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,339
>> OKAY.
485
00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:50,004
>> RIGHT THERE.
486
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,100
>> [ SIGHS ]
487
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:54,723
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
488
00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:56,664
OH.
489
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:57,715
OH, A CANDLELIGHT DINNER FOR
490
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:58,794
TWO.
491
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,863
ALL RIGHT. I'M GAME.
492
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:01,832
I JUST THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE
493
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,067
DONE SOMETHING A LITTLE CRAZIER
494
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:04,968
LIKE MAYBE ON A SUBMARINE OR...
495
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,165
>> WELL, SEE, ON A SUBMARINE WAS
496
00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:07,762
NOT ON YOUR BUCKET LIST.
497
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:10,968
BUT, AS I RECALL, HAVING DINNER
498
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:14,825
WITH MR. KEITH SWEAT WAS.
499
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,897
>> AAH!
500
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,336
OH, LORD.
501
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,384
OH, LORD.
502
00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:19,659
>> I HOPE YOU LIKE JAMBALAYA
503
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,065
WITH EXTRA SHRIMP.
504
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:23,068
>> EXTRA SHRIMP! I LOVE IT!
505
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,548
OKAY, NOW, WHEN I TOLD YOU I
506
00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:25,481
WANTED TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
507
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,692
KEITH SWEAT, I WASN'T TALKING
508
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,519
ABOUT NO DAMN DINNER.
509
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,447
>> WELL, YOU CAN GET WITH HIM
510
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,618
WHEN I'M GONE, BUT WHILE I'M
511
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,240
STILL BREATHING, YOU'RE NOBODY'S
512
00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:32,211
BUT MINE.
513
00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:33,446
>> THANK YOU.
514
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,758
>> NOW, I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU
515
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:35,998
ARE HAVING THIS "MAKE IT LAST
516
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,720
FOREVER" MOMENT...
517
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:37,484
>> OH, THAT'S MY SONG.
518
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:38,142
>> ...BUT THE JAMBALAYA'S
519
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,237
GETTING COLD.
520
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:40,381
>> WE'RE GONNA GET TO IT,
521
00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:41,139
BROTHER.
522
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:41,927
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
523
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:42,901
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
524
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,026
IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD WHEN IT'S
525
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,004
COLD.
526
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,690
>> OKAY, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT.
527
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:47,719
>> WHATEVER, DUDE.
528
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,484
I KNOW YOU AIN'T HAVING ME
529
00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:49,382
COOKING FOR NOTHING.
530
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:50,309
>> [ LAUGHS ]
531
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,790
>> LISTEN, SIT DOWN FOR A
532
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:52,723
SECOND.
533
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:53,904
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
534
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:56,516
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THESE
535
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,167
LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN
536
00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,342
EXTRAORDINARY.
537
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,314
I'LL CHERISH THEM FOREVER.
538
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,380
>> I JUST GOT TO THANK YOU,
539
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:04,239
THOUGH.
540
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,071
I GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
541
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,588
EVERYTHING, BO.
542
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,376
YOU KNOW, THE OLD TASHA MACK, I
543
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,789
WOULD HAVE RAN LIKE THE WIND AT
544
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,933
THE IDEA OF HAVING A LOVE AFFAIR
545
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:13,211
WITH A DYING MAN.
546
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:14,756
I GOT ABANDONMENT ISSUES.
547
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:17,408
BUT YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO "CAPEM
548
00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:18,833
ADEALEM."
549
00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,167
>> CARPE DIEM.
550
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:20,862
>> OKAY, LOOK.
551
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,282
DON'T INTERRUPT, OKAY?
552
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,545
JUST 'CAUSE YOU DYING, THAT
553
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:24,521
DON'T GIVE YOU A LICENSE TO BE
554
00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:25,277
RUDE.
555
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,755
>> MY BAD.
556
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,068
>> NORMALLY I WOULDN'T BE
557
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,548
INTIMATE WITH A MAN SO EARLY IN
558
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,211
OUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT...
559
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,066
>> SINCE I MIGHT NOT BE HERE
560
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,998
TOMORROW...
561
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,720
>> YEAH.
562
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,104
SO...
563
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,763
WE HAVE TONIGHT.
564
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,448
>> YOU'LL MAKE IT LAST FOREVER?
565
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,828
>> CAN YOU?
566
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:44,477
>> HEY.
567
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:45,452
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
568
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:46,308
>> BRING IT.
569
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,070
>> SHOULD I BRING THE BLINDFOLD?
570
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:47,718
>> NO, BABY.
571
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:48,384
YOU WANT TO SEE ALL THIS.
572
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,099
>> OKAY.
573
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:50,343
>> OKAY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
574
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:56,594
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
575
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,136
>> MEL, YOU UP HERE?
576
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,167
MEL.
577
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,032
OH.
578
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,104
OHHH.
579
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,213
GOT SOME CANDLES HAPPENING.
580
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:09,206
SOMEBODY'S READY.
581
00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:10,406
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
582
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:11,453
WAIT A MINUTE.
583
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:12,448
WAIT A MINUTE, MEL.
584
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:13,338
THOSE AREN'T FOR SOME
585
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,794
INFERTILITY RITUAL THAT JUST
586
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,143
HAPPENS TO INVOLVE WAXING MY
587
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:16,927
PENIS, ARE THEY?
588
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,101
>> [ LAUGHS ]
589
00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,593
NO, DERWIN.
590
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,446
NO, DERWIN.
THEY'RE STRICTLY FOR ROMANCE.
591
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:24,518
THEY'RE STRICTLY FOR ROMANCE.
592
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:27,277
I WENT TO BRAZIL.
593
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,335
>> I'M ABOUT TO BE ON A
594
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,864
FIRST-CLASS FLIGHT.
595
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,692
>> [ LAUGHS ]
596
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,239
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH MOAN ]
597
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,591
[ BOTH MOAN ]
598
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:35,786
>> I'M SORRY, BOO.
599
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:36,793
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
600
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,383
GETTING REAL BABY CRAZY LATELY.
601
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,589
I WAS AFRAID YOU WAS GONNA ASK
602
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:40,716
ME TO PUT MY SPERM IN AN
603
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,834
ICE-CUBE TRAY SO YOU COULD USE
604
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:42,717
IT FOR LATER.
605
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,454
>> I KNOW, DERWIN.
606
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,448
LOOK, I'M SO SORRY FOR
607
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,718
PRESSURING YOU INTO THIS WHOLE
608
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,214
BABY THING.
609
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,096
I JUST WANT IT REALLY BAD.
610
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,553
>> I KNOW.
611
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,001
ME, TOO.
612
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,340
NOW MORE THAN EVER.
613
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,524
>> I KNOW.
614
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,167
YOU KNOW, A WISE WOMAN ONCE TOLD
615
00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:00,312
ME "EVERYTHING IN ITS TIME."
616
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,210
WAIT.
617
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,096
>> WHAT?
618
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,003
>> WAS THAT A SENSE OF URGENCY
619
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,070
IN YOUR VOICE?
620
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:04,788
'CAUSE I CAN GET BACK ON THE
621
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,073
FAST TRACK.
622
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,998
FAST TRACK.
[ BOTH MOAN ]
623
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,620
[ BOTH MOAN ]
624
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,620
>> I HAD IT OUT WITH MALIK
625
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,380
TODAY.
626
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,209
>> REALLY?
627
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,926
>> MM-HMM.
628
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:15,241
I CAN'T CARRY THAT BOY NO MORE.
629
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:16,521
>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
630
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:17,997
[ BOTH MOAN ]
631
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,310
>> I'M MORE CONCERNED
632
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,410
WITH MY FAMILY.
633
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:21,343
>> OURFAMILY.
634
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:22,284
>> MM-HMM.
635
00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:23,165
MY LEGACY.
636
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,692
>> OURLEGACY.
637
00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:26,689
>> MEL, I GOT IT!
638
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:27,479
>> WHAT?
639
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,312
>> LET'S MAKE A FOOTBALL TEAM OF
640
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,030
LITTLE DERWINS.
641
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,074
>> YES, DERWIN.
642
00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,068
PUT A BABY IN ME.
643
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,138
>> YEAH!
644
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:35,377
>> YEAH!
[ BOTH MOAN, LAUGH ]
645
00:15:35,379 --> 00:16:06,659
[ BOTH MOAN, LAUGH ]
646
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:10,165
OKAY, THAT'S NOT WEIRD.
647
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,662
>> HI.
648
00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:13,965
JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOUR LITTLE
649
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,235
BOYS AN ADVANTAGE.
650
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,761
>> OH.
651
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,308
OKAY.
652
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,590
WELL, MOVE OVER, RED ROVER.
653
00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:21,896
>> DERWIN, YOU HAVE PRACTICE
654
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:22,546
TOMORROW.
655
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:23,521
GO BACK TO BED.
656
00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:24,447
>> LOOK, MEL, YOU DON'T OWN THIS
657
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,968
FLOOR.
658
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,685
WELL -- WELL, YOU KIND OF DO,
659
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,169
BUT LOOK, JUST OPEN UP THAT
660
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,522
BLANKET AND MAKE SOME ROOM.
661
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,997
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
662
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000
>> [ SIGHS ]
663
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,660
>> OW.
664
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,755
>> YOU OKAY?
665
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:37,718
>> YEAH.
666
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,664
>> YEAH.
>> [ SIGHS ]
667
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:44,965
>> [ SIGHS ]
668
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,475
SO, HOW LONG WE HAVE TO BE HERE
669
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:47,412
FOR?
670
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:50,453
>> 15 MINUTES.
671
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,338
>> OKAY, SO, ABOUT AN HOUR.
672
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,214
>> MM-HMM.
673
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:57,336
>> MM-HMM.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
674
00:16:57,344 --> 00:17:07,034
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
675
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,694
YOU KNOW, IT JUST HIT ME WHY
676
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:11,099
I WANT THIS BABY SO BAD.
677
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:13,523
>> I ALREADY KNOW, OKAY?
678
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,377
IT'S THE LEGACY.
679
00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:17,378
>> THAT.
680
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:20,858
BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THIS.
681
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,792
BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THIS.
MORE BECAUSE OF THIS.
682
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,282
MORE BECAUSE OF THIS.
683
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,585
>> YEAH.
684
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,656
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
685
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:34,825
>> YEAH.
686
00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:35,587
EE-EE!
687
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,586
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
688
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:40,786
>> ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S OVER
689
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:46,143
♪ THAT JUST WON'T BE FAIR
690
00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,137
♪ DARLING
691
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,687
♪ RATHER BE A POOR WOMAN
692
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:50,929
♪ LIVING ON THE STREET
693
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,691
♪ NO FOOD TO EAT
694
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,379
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT NO PIE
695
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,029
♪ IF I HAVE TO CRY
696
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,864
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S OVER
697
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,452
>> "SORRY WE NEVER MADE IT TO
698
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,688
>> "SORRY WE NEVER MADE IT TO
INDIA."
699
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:05,549
INDIA."
700
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:09,691
>> ♪ ALL AT ONCE
701
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,689
♪ I HAD IT ALL
702
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:18,719
♪ BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
703
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:23,864
♪ NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE
704
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:27,862
♪ FROM ABOVE
705
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:32,032
♪ SEEMS I HAD IT ALL
706
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:37,414
♪ BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
707
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:43,343
♪ SINCE YOU'RE GONE
708
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,174
♪ NOW I SEE MYSELF
709
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,142
♪ THROUGH DIFFERENT EYES
710
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,897
♪ IT'S NO SURPRISE
711
00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:49,996
♪ BEING ALONE WOULD MAKE YOU
712
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,140
♪REALIZE ♪
713
00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:54,587
♪ WHEN IT'S OVER
714
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:57,066
♪ ALL IN LOVE IS FAIR
715
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,238
♪ I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE
716
00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,621
♪ I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE
717
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,660
♪ I SHOULD'VE, SHOULD'VE
718
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,065
♪ ALL AT ONCE
719
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,548
>> MA.
720
00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,831
>> MA.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
721
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:11,431
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