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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:03,593 >> TOM, LET'S TAKE FIVE. 2 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:06,066 >> SURE. SHUT HER DOWN. 3 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:06,968 >> HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND WITH 4 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:07,825 DAD, SWEETIE? 5 00:00:07,827 --> 00:00:09,617 >> [ SCOFFS ] WITH DAD? 6 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:10,520 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 7 00:00:10,517 --> 00:00:11,407 BUT MY WEEKEND WAS GRANDMA AND 8 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,523 GRANDPA WAS JUST SWELL IF YOU 9 00:00:12,517 --> 00:00:13,587 LIKE THE SMELL OF HARD CANDY AND 10 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:15,786 BENGAY. 11 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:17,453 >> LOVE YOU, TOO, PUMPKIN. 12 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:18,968 I TOLD HER NOT TO TELL YOU. 13 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:19,615 >> JASON. 14 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,340 >> WHAT? 15 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:21,144 >> DON'T TELL ME YOU DUMPED HER 16 00:00:21,137 --> 00:00:22,337 OFF ON YOUR PARENTS AGAIN. 17 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:23,344 >> KELL, I, UNLIKE YOU, HAVE TO 18 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:24,104 WORK FOR A LIVING. 19 00:00:24,103 --> 00:00:24,833 >> [ SCOFFS ] 20 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:25,617 >> I DON'T HAVE A RICH 21 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:26,760 EX-HUSBAND THAT PAYS MY BILLS. 22 00:00:26,758 --> 00:00:30,588 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME... 23 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:31,446 A-SPLOOSH. 24 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,548 >> OOH! MY RACETRACK MONEY. 25 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:34,521 I'VE GOT RICH DIVORCéE IN THE 26 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:35,307 THIRD. 27 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,210 [ LAUGHS ] 28 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:38,406 UH, WAIT. 29 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,483 THERE'S NO GREEN IN HERE. 30 00:00:39,482 --> 00:00:40,142 >> REALLY? 31 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:40,787 >> MNH-MNH. 32 00:00:40,793 --> 00:00:41,593 >> HUH. 33 00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:43,306 OH, BUT THERE ARE SOME WORDS. 34 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,030 WHAT DOES THIS SAY? 35 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,904 IT SAYS "CEASE AND DESIST." 36 00:00:46,896 --> 00:00:47,756 YEAH, I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT 37 00:00:47,758 --> 00:00:48,658 OUR DIVORCE HAS A 38 00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:49,755 CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT THAT 39 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,308 YOU ARE SOIN BREACH OF. 40 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:53,340 >> [ SCOFFS ] SO? 41 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,344 >> SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T EVEN 42 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,694 MENTION MY NAME ON YOUR 43 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,859 RIDICULOUS SHOW. 44 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:57,862 YEAH, I SAW THE PROMO. 45 00:00:57,862 --> 00:00:58,592 IT'S A TRAIN WRECK. 46 00:00:58,586 --> 00:00:59,476 KEEP ME OUT OF IT, OR YOU'RE NOT 47 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:00,382 GONNA GET ANOTHER DIME OF MY 48 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:01,239 MONEY. 49 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:02,591 >> [ SCOFFS ] OH, PLEASE, JASON, 50 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:03,756 GET OVER YOURSELF. 51 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:04,588 NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID 52 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,926 LITTLE NAME. 53 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:07,211 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN THINKING 54 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,096 ABOUT GETTING OUT OF THE PITTS 55 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,103 GAME FOR A WHILE NOW. 56 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,243 HOW DOES "KELLY DEVEREAUX" 57 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:12,031 SOUND? 58 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:13,004 >> LIKE SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME. 59 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,760 >> YEAH? 60 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:15,028 WELL, I AM SOMEONE ELSE NOW. 61 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,284 I'M KELLY DEVEREAUX. 62 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:18,755 >> OKAY, MISS DEVEREAUX. 63 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:20,518 UM, THE NAME OF YOUR SHOW IS 64 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,547 "EX-BALLER'S WIVES." 65 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:24,001 WHO'S THE EX-BALLER? 66 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,760 WHAT? WHO IS -- 67 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,168 IT'S ME. 68 00:01:27,172 --> 00:01:28,002 IT'S ME. 69 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,480 SO WITHOUT ME OR MY NAME, YOU 70 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,482 HAVE NO SHOW. 71 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,972 OH. OH, IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT? 72 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:35,855 YEAH. YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT 73 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:36,792 THAT WHEN YOU WERE TOO BUSY 74 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:37,833 GOOGLING FRENCH NAMES. 75 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:40,097 [ LAUGHS ] 76 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:41,003 [ French accent ] AU REVOIR, 77 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,340 MADEMOISELLE DEVEREAUX. 78 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:45,724 [ LAUGHS ] 79 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:47,174 >> [ SIGHS ] 80 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:49,412 >> [ SIGHS ] >> ♪ 81 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:56,363 >> ♪ 82 00:01:56,362 --> 00:01:57,762 >> SO, I BELIEVE, LAST TIME, WE 83 00:01:57,758 --> 00:01:59,028 WERE MAKING PROGRESS WITH BEN. 84 00:01:59,034 --> 00:02:00,244 BEN, YOU WERE RECALLING WALKING 85 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,551 IN ON YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT AFTER 86 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:02,831 SHE HAD PRICKED HERSELF WITH ONE 87 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:04,857 OF YOUR DIRTY HEROIN NEEDLES. 88 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,692 HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 89 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:07,479 >> WHOO! 90 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,102 BREAKTHROUGH TIME, Y'ALL. 91 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:10,693 >> OR WE CAN START WITH MALIK. 92 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:12,209 >> "M.C. INTERRUPTER" STRIKES 93 00:02:12,206 --> 00:02:13,026 AGAIN. 94 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,214 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, Y'ALL. 95 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,206 THIS TIME, I'M 96 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:16,066 "M.C. READY TO SHARE." 97 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,138 CHECK-A, CHECK-A, CHECK THIS 98 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:17,967 OUT. 99 00:02:17,965 --> 00:02:19,165 ALL RIGHT, SO, DOC, YOU KNOW, 100 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,172 THE PILLS I'VE BEEN USING -- 101 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:21,212 I'VE BEEN TAKEN THEM FOR PAIN, 102 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:23,066 'CAUSE, AS A STAR ATHLETE, PART 103 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:24,278 OF MY JOB IS PAIN MANAGEMENT. 104 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:25,205 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 105 00:02:25,206 --> 00:02:26,066 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 106 00:02:26,068 --> 00:02:26,998 >> YEAH, SO, THE PRESCRIPTION 107 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,720 SAYS, "TAKE AS NEEDED," RIGHT? 108 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:29,594 >> OKAY. 109 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:30,896 >> RIGHT. I WAS DOING THE MATH. 110 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:32,096 NOW, ON A GOOD DAY, I ONLY NEED 111 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:33,313 FOUR TO FIVE PILLS. 112 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,590 ON MY WORST DAYS, I NEED 113 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:35,516 15 TO 20. 114 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:36,447 NOW, DOC, WHAT I NEED TO KNOW 115 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,998 FROM YOU IS, WHAT NUMBER BETWEEN 116 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,340 4 AND 20 MAKES ME NOT AN ADDICT? 117 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:42,414 >> MALIK, ALLOW ME TO BREAK THIS 118 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:43,833 DOWN FOR YOU, PLEASE? 119 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:45,027 MIGHT I SUGGEST YOUR THAT 120 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,144 DEFINITION OF "NEED" HAS MOVED 121 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:48,657 FROM A PHYSICAL ONE TO A 122 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:49,855 PSYCHOLOGICAL ONE? 123 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:50,762 >> SO, WHAT YOU SAYING -- 124 00:02:50,758 --> 00:02:51,658 I AIN'T IN PAIN? 125 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:52,655 'CAUSE BEING HIT BY A 300-POUND 126 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:53,825 LINEBACKER IS LIKE GETTING HIT 127 00:02:53,827 --> 00:02:55,237 BY A CAR AT 30 MILES AN HOUR, 128 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,071 DOC. 129 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:56,998 >> NOBODY IS SAYING THAT YOU 130 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:57,930 HAVEN'T SUFFERED FROM PHYSICAL 131 00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,721 TRAUMA, BUT PERHAPS NOW YOU ARE 132 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:01,524 TAKING THESE PILLS NOT ONLY FOR 133 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,307 PHYSICAL PAIN, BUT FOR EMOTIONAL 134 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,430 PAIN, AS WELL. 135 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:05,451 >> WELL, PERHAPS I SHOULD WHUP 136 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:06,308 YOUR ASS. 137 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,170 >> UNPROVOKED VIOLENCE -- A 138 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:09,032 CLEAR SIGN OF EMOTIONAL PAIN. 139 00:03:09,034 --> 00:03:10,174 LET'S GO WITH IT. 140 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:12,032 WHY DO YOU WANT TO WHUP MY ASS? 141 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:13,214 DO I RESEMBLE YOUR FATHER? 142 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,236 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, DOC. 143 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:15,591 YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE NOW, 144 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,476 'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU 145 00:03:16,482 --> 00:03:17,522 WHAT MY PROBLEM IS, BUT YOU'RE 146 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,787 BRINGING UP OTHER STUFF. 147 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:20,663 >> AH, BUT, MALIK, YOUR PROBLEM 148 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:22,855 IS THE OTHER STUFF. 149 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:24,142 >> WHEW! OKAY. 150 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,997 ALL RIGHT, YODA, I SEE WHERE 151 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,380 YOU'RE TRYING TO GO WITH THIS. 152 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,689 BUT THE FORCE IS REAL STRONG 153 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:30,969 WITH THIS MAN ON THIS. 154 00:03:30,965 --> 00:03:32,275 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 155 00:03:32,275 --> 00:03:33,135 I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE 156 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:34,997 I BREAK YOUR JAW. 157 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,620 LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. 158 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:40,210 OH. AND IF ANY OF YOU DRUGGIES 159 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:41,166 MENTION THAT THAT WAS FROM 160 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:42,212 "STAR TREK," I'M GONNA CRACK 161 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:43,206 YOUR JAW, TOO. 162 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:45,026 YOUR JAW, TOO. BEN, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASS. 163 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:47,414 BEN, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASS. 164 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:48,693 >> [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] 165 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,479 >> ALL RIGHT. 166 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:52,142 >> COME ON OVER HERE. 167 00:03:52,137 --> 00:03:53,137 >> HERE YOU GO. 168 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:53,897 YOU LOOK HOT. 169 00:03:53,896 --> 00:03:54,826 >> THANK YOU. 170 00:03:54,827 --> 00:03:55,617 >> WHAT'S GOOD, SON? 171 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,520 >> OH, EXCUSE YOU. 172 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:57,547 >> YOU SHOULD COME UP TO MY 173 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,281 CLUB, DUDE. 174 00:03:58,275 --> 00:03:59,165 >> YO, I NEED YOU TO BACK UP, 175 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,002 OKAY? 176 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,830 YOU GOT A BUSINESS CARD? 177 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:01,617 >> HELL, YEAH, I GOT A BUSINESS 178 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:02,380 CARD. 179 00:04:02,379 --> 00:04:03,859 >> OKAY. 180 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:04,762 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 181 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:06,338 >> ALL RIGHT, PEACE. MY MAN. 182 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,314 >> PEACE. 183 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,790 WOW, TASHA, YOU ARE COLD. 184 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:10,003 >> COLD AS A NUN'S VAJAYJAY, SO 185 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,690 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE, ALL RIGHT? 186 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:13,479 LET'S DO THIS. 187 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:14,242 Y'ALL WANT A DRINK? 188 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:16,591 >> MM-HMM. 189 00:04:16,586 --> 00:04:17,376 >> OKAY, FOLLOW ME. 190 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:19,069 >> HERE COME "PALE-ASS HILTON." 191 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:19,827 >> SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO GET 192 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:20,787 SOME MAKEUP. 193 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:21,693 >> ALL RIGHT. 194 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:22,619 [ LAUGHS ] 195 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,000 >> HEY, DERWIN! 196 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,590 OOH! IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! 197 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:27,716 >> HEY, WHAT'S UP, KELL? 198 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:28,484 >> I'M SORRY. LOOK, UNH-UNH. 199 00:04:28,482 --> 00:04:29,552 Y'ALL CAN'T DO NO CHOKE HERE. 200 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:30,381 JUST KEEP THIS MOVING. 201 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:31,099 >> COME ON, TASHA -- JUST TWO 202 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:31,933 SECONDS. 203 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:33,071 >> NO, KELLY. I'M SORRY. 204 00:04:33,068 --> 00:04:34,208 DERWIN DAVIS DOES NOT DO 205 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:35,446 REALITY, OKAY? 206 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:36,168 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE 207 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:37,002 GONNA BE CHANGING HIS NAME TO 208 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,520 "OCHO-UNO" OR SOME MESS. 209 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:39,237 >> SORRY, KELLY. 210 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:41,141 YOU KNOW, TASH GOT ME ON LOCK. 211 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:42,307 >> ♪ IF YOU WANT 212 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,100 >> FAB, WHAT'S UP? 213 00:04:44,103 --> 00:04:44,833 >> WHAT'S GOOD, MAN? 214 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:45,617 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? 215 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,380 >> THANKS FOR COMING THROUGH. 216 00:04:46,379 --> 00:04:47,619 >> OH, NO DOUBT. 217 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,410 >> SHE'S JUST TRYING TO PROTECT 218 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,173 HIS BRAND. 219 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:50,312 >> WHATEVER, JEALOUS TRAMPS. 220 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,000 >> OH! 221 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,720 >> COME ON, DANNY. 222 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:52,554 >> HONESTLY, KELLY, IT'S BEEN 223 00:04:52,551 --> 00:04:53,411 TWO WEEKS SINCE YOU STORMED OUT 224 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:54,343 OF GIRLS' NIGHT. 225 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:55,104 >> OH, YOU MEAN SINCE YOU 226 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,003 UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKED ME OUT OF 227 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,620 THE GIRLS' NIGHT THAT I STARTED? 228 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,410 >> YEAH, WHEN YOU WERE A 229 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:00,453 SUNBEAM, AND NOW YOU'RE NOT. 230 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:01,238 BUT YOU'RE STILL OUR GIRL, AND 231 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:02,211 WE MISS YOU. 232 00:05:02,206 --> 00:05:03,066 >> YES. 233 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:03,828 >> OH, COME ON. 234 00:05:03,827 --> 00:05:06,827 YOU KNOW YOU MISS US -- THE WINE 235 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:09,997 AND THE GIRL TALK -- THE WINE. 236 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 COME AND GET SOME OF THIS. 237 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,900 >> WHY DON'T YOU GO SWAB YOUR 238 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:12,996 ILLEGITIMATE STEPBABY? 239 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,900 AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STOP 240 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,376 CALLING YOURSELF A DOCTOR. 241 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:16,929 IT'S JUST SAD. 242 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,001 >> ♪ DON'T... 243 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,900 >> SHE GOT YOU WITH A TWO-PIECE. 244 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:21,096 I WAS WAITING ON THE BISCUIT. 245 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,173 >> OH, AND, TASHA, IT'S JUST A 246 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:23,142 MATTER OF TIME BEFORE DANTE 247 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:24,657 REACHES PUBERTY AND DUMPS YOUR 248 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:27,715 ASS, JUST LIKE RICK FOX DID. 249 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:28,904 ASS, JUST LIKE RICK FOX DID. >> THERE'S YOUR BISCUIT. 250 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,966 >> THERE'S YOUR BISCUIT. 251 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:32,855 >> [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 252 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:35,382 >> [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] >> [ FOOTSTEPS ] 253 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:37,239 >> [ FOOTSTEPS ] 254 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,971 >> [ SIGHS ] 255 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:40,715 >> JELLYBEAN? 256 00:05:40,724 --> 00:05:42,344 >> JELLYBEAN? 257 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:43,174 THAT'S NOT REALLY SUPERMODEL 258 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:44,072 FOOD. 259 00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:44,858 >> WELL, IT'S EITHER THIS OR 260 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:46,452 CRACK. 261 00:05:46,448 --> 00:05:47,278 >> OKAY, WELL, I'LL TAKE SOME OF 262 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:49,995 THE RED CRACK. 263 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,760 [ SIGHS ] 264 00:05:51,758 --> 00:05:52,898 DR. RANGARAJAN SEND YOU OUT 265 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:53,896 HERE? 266 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,826 >> NO. YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE YOU 267 00:05:55,827 --> 00:05:56,997 COULD USE A FRIEND, ESPECIALLY 268 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,720 AFTER GROUP. 269 00:05:58,724 --> 00:05:59,864 >> YEAH, WELL, I DON'T REALLY 270 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:01,972 NEED ANOTHER HALF-ASSED FRIEND. 271 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:02,685 THAT'S THE REASON WHY I'M HERE 272 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:04,619 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 273 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,660 THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME. 274 00:06:06,655 --> 00:06:09,585 >> YOU, MR. $80 MILLION? 275 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:10,376 I'M SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE LINED 276 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:11,409 UP AROUND THE BLOCK TO BE YOUR 277 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,483 FRIEND. 278 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,622 >> OH, YEAH...ALL USERS. 279 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,380 THE MINUTE THEY GET WHAT THEY 280 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:17,759 WANT, THEY ALL BOUNCE OR-- 281 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,208 [CHUCKLES]-- THEY GET A LITTLE 282 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:20,616 EDUCATION AND A LITTLE CASH AND 283 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:21,520 THEY WANT TO OPEN UP A CHICKEN 284 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:22,997 TRUCK. 285 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,310 OR THEY FALL IN LOVE -- THEY 286 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:25,340 WANT TO BE UP UNDER THEIR MAN 287 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,244 THE WHOLE TIME. 288 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:28,341 OR THEY GET OLD, AND THEN THEY 289 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:29,864 WANT TO RETIRE -- SELFISH 290 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:31,692 BASTARDS. 291 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:32,449 YO, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON 292 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:33,238 DERWIN. 293 00:06:33,241 --> 00:06:34,551 HE WAS NOTHING UNTIL I STARTED 294 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,481 PUTTING THE BALL IN HIS HANDS. 295 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:38,482 NOW HE GONNA TELL ME HE GOT TO 296 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,342 SAVE HIS CAREER FROM ME. 297 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:40,974 I MADE HIS CAREER. 298 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,545 I MADE HIS CAREER. BOOM THAT. 299 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:46,971 BOOM THAT. 300 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:50,165 >> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 301 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:51,102 >> HEY, EVERYBODY, I WANT TO 302 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,243 THANK Y'ALL FOR COMING OUT FOR 303 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:53,551 MY LISTENING PARTY, MAN. 304 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:54,521 IT'S -- IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD 305 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:55,377 NIGHT. 306 00:06:55,379 --> 00:06:56,619 I WANT TO REMIND Y'ALL THAT THE 307 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,860 BAR'S OPEN TONIGHT -- FREE 308 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:58,862 DRINKS. 309 00:06:58,862 --> 00:06:59,692 AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK THE 310 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:01,099 VENDING MACHINES OUT -- I'M 311 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,033 TRYING TO EXPAND THE PORTFOLIO 312 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:03,214 A LITTLE BIT. 313 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:04,476 BUT WITH THAT SAID, I THINK IT'S 314 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:06,592 TIME WE LET THE NEW SINGING GO. 315 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:07,586 DJ DRAMA, WHAT YOU THINK? 316 00:07:07,586 --> 00:07:08,336 >> COME ON, LET'S KILL THE 317 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,034 COMPETITION. 318 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,004 >> LET'S GO. 319 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,590 >> LET'S GO. >> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 320 00:07:13,586 --> 00:07:16,066 >> [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 321 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,098 ♪ NICE 322 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,663 ♪ 323 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:25,135 ♪ OH 324 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:30,237 ♪ OH 325 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,971 [ INDISTINCT RAPPING ] 326 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:34,275 >> WHAT'S UP WITH DERWIN DAVIS? 327 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:35,025 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET HIM 328 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:35,764 ON CAMERA. 329 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:36,518 >> I'M TRYING! 330 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:37,447 THERE'S SOME MAJOR SEA BLOCKING 331 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:38,718 GOING ON IN HERE. 332 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,664 >> FORGET IT. 333 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:41,095 FIRST YOU LOSE JASON PITTS. 334 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:42,523 NOW YOU LOSE DERWIN DAVIS. 335 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:44,337 KELLY, WE CAN'T DO A SHOW ABOUT 336 00:07:44,344 --> 00:07:46,284 EX-BALLERS' WIVES WITH NO 337 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:47,165 BALLERS. 338 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,072 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 339 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,308 I KNOW BALLERS -- DEREK McGEE, 340 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,140 HIGH SCHOOL. 341 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,377 HE OWNS LIKE FOUR DAIRY QUEENS 342 00:07:52,379 --> 00:07:53,859 AND A FIVE-MINUTE CAR WASH. 343 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:56,072 BALLING! [ CHUCKLES ] 344 00:07:56,068 --> 00:07:57,068 DEREK, PICK UP. 345 00:07:57,068 --> 00:07:58,758 >> KELLY, KELLY. 346 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,278 STOP, PLEASE. 347 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,095 IT'S OVER. 348 00:08:02,103 --> 00:08:02,863 COME ON, DANNY. 349 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:03,792 LET'S GET A SHOT OF THESE BOOTY 350 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:04,663 SHAKERS SO THIS WON'T BE A 351 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:06,095 COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 352 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:07,523 >> NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. NO! 353 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:08,377 IT IS NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S 354 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:09,549 OVER. 355 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:10,591 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 356 00:08:10,586 --> 00:08:13,166 I AM KELLY DEVEREAUX, DAMN IT! 357 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:16,722 I AM KELLY DEVEREAUX, DAMN IT! >> [ RAPPING, MUSIC CONTINUE ] 358 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:54,384 >> [ RAPPING, MUSIC CONTINUE ] 359 00:08:54,379 --> 00:08:55,409 >> I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GOOD 360 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:56,663 PUBLICITY FOR THE SHOW. 361 00:08:56,655 --> 00:08:57,855 I LOOK LIKE A WHORE! 362 00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:59,382 >> [ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ] 363 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:00,789 >> OH, REALLY? 364 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,103 NUMBER ONE ON THE INTERNET'S 365 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:04,003 HOTTEST BOOTY LIST? 366 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,310 COOL! 367 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,590 OKAY. SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW. 368 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,136 >> HEY, KEL. 369 00:09:09,137 --> 00:09:10,067 >> HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 370 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:10,928 >> YOUR UNDOCUMENTED WORKER LET 371 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:11,831 ME IN. 372 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:12,657 >> SHE HAS PAPERS. 373 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:13,615 >> DOES SHE? 374 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,690 >> NO. 375 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:15,549 >> WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF 376 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:16,621 YOUR LITTLE DANCE ROUTINE. 377 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,030 >> OH, RELAX, JUDGE JUDY. 378 00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:19,074 I CAN'T HELP WHAT PEOPLE FILM ON 379 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,618 THEIR SMARTPHONES -- EVEN IF 380 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,790 IT HAPPENS TO BE MY PERFECT 381 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:24,483 INTERNET BOOTY. 382 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:25,242 MISS IT? 383 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:26,001 >> PLEASE, KEL. 384 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,860 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR 385 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,482 FLAT ASS OR YOUR STUPID PORN 386 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:29,242 VIDEO. 387 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:30,031 YOU WANT TO WHORE YOURSELF OUT 388 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:30,864 FOR ATTENTION, THAT'S YOUR 389 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,722 BUSINESS -- UNTIL IT STARTS 390 00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:33,724 RUBBING OFF ON OUR DAUGHTER. 391 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:34,414 >> OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 392 00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,103 ABOUT? 393 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:36,593 >> I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS... 394 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,306 AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS. 395 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:39,070 YOU GETTING IT? 396 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:39,718 >> [ GASPS ] 397 00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:40,524 >> SHE'S GOT THEM SPLATTERED ALL 398 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:41,277 OVER THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE 399 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:41,995 TO SEE. 400 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,760 >> [ GASPS ] 401 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:43,518 >> APPLE DOESN'T FALL TOO FAR 402 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,207 FROM THE TREE, KELLY. 403 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,136 AND IN THIS CASE, WE'RE TALKING 404 00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:47,027 ABOUT A VERY ROTTEN, SLUTTY, 405 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:48,314 TAINTED TREE THAT KNOWS HOW TO 406 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,660 MAKE ITS ASS CLAP. 407 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,995 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 408 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 >> SAY THAT YOU'RE GONNA QUIT 409 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,860 YOUR PATHETIC SHOW. 410 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,622 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... 411 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,100 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... I'M TAKING MY DAUGHTER. 412 00:09:56,103 --> 00:10:00,833 I'M TAKING MY DAUGHTER. 413 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,477 >> OH, MY GOD. 414 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:03,552 >> OH, MY GOD. [ SIGHS ] 415 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:06,071 [ SIGHS ] 416 00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,208 >> BECAUSE I SAID SO, 417 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:07,996 YOUNG LADY. 418 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,790 THAT'S WHY. 419 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,103 I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD 420 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:12,073 AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT! 421 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:12,998 >> MOM, YOU HAVE TOTALLY LOST 422 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,590 IT. 423 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:16,786 >> BRIT, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. 424 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:18,523 WE NEED TO TALK. 425 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,307 >> UM, I CAN'T. 426 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,240 I'M MEETING WYATT AT THE MALL. 427 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,211 I'M MEETING WYATT AT THE MALL. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. SIT DOWN. 428 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:32,966 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. SIT DOWN. 429 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,965 >> THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE. 430 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,445 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 431 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:37,898 THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR 432 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,686 FOR A 13-YEAR-OLD. 433 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,929 >> IT'S JUST A BIKINI. 434 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,001 WHY'D YOU BUY IT FOR ME IF YOU 435 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,070 DIDN'T WANT ME TO WEAR IT? 436 00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:43,998 >> WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU 437 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,860 TO WEAR IT ON THE INTERNET. 438 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,522 >> I'M WEARING IT IN THE 439 00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:47,237 BATHROOM. 440 00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,141 THE PICTURESARE ON THE 441 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:48,997 INTERNET. 442 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,590 YOU ARE JUST THE WORST. 443 00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:52,896 >> YOU'RETHE WORST. 444 00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:53,616 LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, 445 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,340 YOUNG LADY. 446 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,144 I DON'T WANT YOU POSTING THESE 447 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,167 KIND OF PHOTOS. 448 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,242 >> WHY NOT? 449 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,931 YOU DO IT, "INTERNET'S HOTTEST 450 00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:00,001 BOOTY." 451 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,280 YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. 452 00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:03,165 >> I AM AN ADULT. 453 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,622 >> REALLY? 454 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,520 >> YES, REALLY. 455 00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:07,337 YOU KNOW WHAT? 456 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,384 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 457 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:09,689 >> NO. 458 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,719 >> NO? 459 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:14,004 BRITTANY OLIVE PITTS, GO TO YOUR 460 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 ROOM OR -- OR -- 461 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,900 >> OR WHAT? YOU GONNA SPANK ME? 462 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:18,966 >> GO TO YOUR ROOM. 463 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:19,755 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 464 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:20,658 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 465 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:24,925 >> FINE! GOD, RELAX. 466 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,001 >> FINE! GOD, RELAX. SPAZ. 467 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,240 SPAZ. 468 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:34,241 >> TURTLE. 469 00:11:34,241 --> 00:11:35,031 FIGURED IF YOU'RE GONNA GO 470 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,174 CANDY, MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SOME 471 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,452 CLASS ABOUT YOURSELF. 472 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,208 >> NICE. 473 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:41,966 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT 474 00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:42,785 YOU. 475 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:43,623 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 476 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,620 THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. 477 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,000 >> NO. I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR 478 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,240 ISSUE -- ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WERE 479 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,381 TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THE 480 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,759 ONES FALLING IN LOVE, STARTING 481 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,518 BUSINESSES, RETIRING. 482 00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:54,377 SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY'RE JUST 483 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,549 GETTING LIVES. 484 00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:56,831 >> OH. OKAY. 485 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:57,997 YEAH. YEAH, I SEE. 486 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:58,970 GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY. 487 00:11:58,965 --> 00:11:59,925 >> LOOK, WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF 488 00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:02,171 THIS HELLHOLE SOON. 489 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:04,792 WE GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT. 490 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:05,763 MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING. 491 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,208 YOU TELL ME. 492 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:07,996 BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT YOUR 493 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,450 FRIENDS TO DO? 494 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:10,618 STAY THE SAME FOREVER? 495 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,480 >> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, OKAY? 496 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,242 I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOOD THE 497 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:15,141 WAY THEY WERE. 498 00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,717 >> LOOK, MALIK, I KNOW CHANGE IS 499 00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:17,694 SCARY. 500 00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:18,589 I'M A MODEL. 501 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,136 CHANGE IS MY WORST ENEMY. 502 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:22,407 IMAGINE YOUR WHOLE LIFE, YOUR 503 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,663 WHOLE EXISTENCE BEING ABOUT HOW 504 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,025 YOU LOOK, GETTING OLDER, GETTING 505 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:27,384 FATTER. 506 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,409 THE IDEA OF ALL THOSE THINGS 507 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,593 SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. 508 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:31,546 WHY DO YOU THINK I USED TO DRUG 509 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,141 MYSELF INTO A STUPOR? 510 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:34,997 BUT NOW THAT I'M SOBER, I'VE 511 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,790 REALIZED, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 512 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:37,903 LIFE'S GONNA GO ON WITH OR 513 00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:40,096 WITHOUT ME. 514 00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:42,483 SO NOW IT'S ON YOU. 515 00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:43,412 DO YOU WANT TO STAND ON THE 516 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,593 SIDELINES AND WATCH WHILE LIFE 517 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,896 PASSES YOU BY... 518 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,516 OR DO YOU WANT TO GET IN THE 519 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,997 GAME AND PLAY? 520 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,550 >> OKAY, I SEE. 521 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:54,481 SO YOU THREW THE LITTLE FOOTBALL 522 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:58,932 THING IN THERE SO I CAN RELATE. 523 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:02,031 WELL-PLAYED. 524 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:03,664 WELL-PLAYED. >> THANK YOU. 525 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:06,515 >> THANK YOU. 526 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:07,757 >> GIRL, WILL YOU COME ON? 527 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,618 WE DON'T WANT TO MISS DERWIN'S 528 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,520 SEGMENT. 529 00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:10,587 YOU KNOW THAT SEXY JIMMY KIMMEL 530 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,586 BE STARTING ON TIME. 531 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:13,546 >> UGH! I'M READY. I'M READY. 532 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,661 JUST ZIP ME UP. THANKS. 533 00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:16,545 >> THAT'S CUTE. 534 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:17,591 >> UH, THANKS FOR SAVING ME SOME 535 00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:19,236 CHEESE. 536 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:20,071 >> [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 537 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,338 >> UNH-UNH. BEAT IT, BLONDIE. 538 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:22,144 DON'T NOBODY WANT WHAT YOU'RE 539 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:22,967 SELLING. 540 00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:23,925 >> LOOK, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE MAD 541 00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:26,171 AT ME, BUT TRUCE. 542 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,282 LOOK AT THIS. 543 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,855 >> OH, HELL. 544 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,862 BEAT HER. BEAT HER ASS. 545 00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:33,972 >> NO, TASHA. 546 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:34,855 THAT IS NOT HOW YOU RAISE A 547 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,002 CHILD. 548 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,410 IT IS PROVEN CORPORAL PUNISHMENT 549 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:40,003 DOES NOT YIELD POSITIVE RESULTS. 550 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,480 OH! MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU WENT 551 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:43,932 WRONG WITH MALIK. 552 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:44,761 >> NO. 553 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:45,588 >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRITTANY 554 00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:46,376 TOLD ME? 555 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,549 SHE TOLD ME I WAS THE WORST. 556 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,141 SHE TOLD ME TO RELAX. 557 00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:49,967 >> WELL I HOPE 558 00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:50,895 YOU PUT HER IN TIME-OUT. 559 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:51,686 >> [ GASPS ] SEE? 560 00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:52,789 THAT'S SOME WHITE MESS. 561 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:53,593 >> TASHA, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE 562 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:54,716 TO BRING RACE INTO IT? 563 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,314 >> COLUMBINE, TIMOTHY McVEIGH, 564 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,280 LINDSAY LOHAN -- THEM SOME 565 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,445 TIME-OUT BABIES. 566 00:13:58,448 --> 00:13:59,208 >> OH, MY GOD. 567 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,166 JUST BECAUSE SHE TOOK SOME SILLY 568 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,932 BIKINI PHOTOS DOESN'T -- 569 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:03,691 MAYBE A LITTLE BEATING WOULDN'T 570 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,139 HURT. 571 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:05,997 >> LOOK, I USED TO BE SUCH A 572 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 GOOD MOTHER. 573 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,760 WHAT HAPPENED? 574 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,278 >> IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, KELLY. 575 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:12,025 >> WOULD YOU STOP LYING TO THE 576 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,074 GIRL? 577 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:13,928 OKAY, NOW, LOOK, IF WE GONNA 578 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:14,761 HELP HER, WE GOT TO START 579 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:15,548 TELLING EACH OTHER THE TRUTH, 580 00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:16,281 OKAY? 581 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,615 NOW, FACTOID ONE -- YOU'RE OUT 582 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,900 THERE SHAKING YOUR ASS AND 583 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:19,826 TRYING TO BE CUTE ON THIS DAMN 584 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,277 REALITY SHOW, WHEN YOU NEED TO 585 00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,335 BE AT HOME BEING A PARENT, OKAY? 586 00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,594 >> JASON WAS RIGHT. 587 00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,996 I'M A HORRIBLE MOTHER. 588 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,590 >> WELL, THAT WAS FACTOID TWO. 589 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:32,066 BUT, NOW, FACTOID THREE IS WE 590 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:33,928 CAN GET THROUGH THIS, ALL RIGHT? 591 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,861 >> YEAH. TASHA'S RIGHT. 592 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,212 BRITTANY'S A GOOD GIRL. 593 00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,966 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST ACTING OUT. 594 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,405 SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT -- THE 595 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,693 DIVORCE, JASON AND CAMILLE 596 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,479 BREAKING UP. 597 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,282 >> AND SHE LOVED HER SOME 598 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:44,995 CAMILLE. 599 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,930 BUT SHE'S GONE. THANK GOD. 600 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,411 >> I'M -- I'M JUST SAYING 601 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,173 BRITTANY'S 13. 602 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:52,002 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH SHE CAN 603 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,860 DEAL WITH. 604 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,662 BUT THE TRUTH IS -- SHE'S 13 AND 605 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,995 SHE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, AND YOU 606 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,280 WILL, TOO. 607 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,375 BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO START 608 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,309 MAKING BETTER DECISIONS, 609 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,660 SWEETIE. 610 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:01,825 >> LOOK AT THIS. 611 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,587 STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER. 612 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,656 >> [ LAUGHS ] 613 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:05,615 >> I JUST HOPE YOUR STORY 614 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,030 >> I JUST HOPE YOUR STORY DOESN'T END LIKE MINE. 615 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:14,144 DOESN'T END LIKE MINE. 616 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:15,407 >> W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 617 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,413 >> GIRL, PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO 618 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:17,313 ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE 619 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,660 BLACK-WOMAN PROBLEMS. 620 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,475 BLACK-WOMAN PROBLEMS. >> OKAY? [ LAUGHS ] 621 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:23,142 >> OKAY? [ LAUGHS ] 622 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,617 >> THERE YOU GO, SIR. ENJOY. 623 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,550 HOLLA. WHO'S NEXT? 624 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,341 >> EXCUSE ME. 625 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,664 I SEE YOU GUYS GOT SOME NEW 626 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:30,925 SPECIALS. 627 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,831 ANY RECOMMENDATIONS? 628 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:33,477 >> ALOHA WINGS ARE PRETTY 629 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,452 POPULAR. 630 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:35,168 >> OH, YEAH? 631 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,452 HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE? 632 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:37,378 >> HONEY-BARBECUE SAUCE, TOUCH 633 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,479 OF PINEAPPLE. 634 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,312 ORIGINAL RECIPE IS STILL THE 635 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,340 BIGGEST SELLER, THOUGH. 636 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:42,624 >> YEAH. THOSE ARE GOOD. 637 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:43,970 >> DUDE, COME ON, I ONLY GOT AN 638 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,235 HOUR FOR BREAK. 639 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:46,691 >> YO, BRO, RELAX, ALL RIGHT? 640 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:50,029 YOUR WINGS ARE ON ME. 641 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:50,864 I DIDN'T REALLY COME UP FOR NO 642 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,452 WINGS, TEE TEE. 643 00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,408 >> I KNOW. 644 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,243 >> I'M SORRY ABOUT ME AND YOUR 645 00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:58,621 GIRL. 646 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,030 I'M TRYING TO CHANGE, BRO. 647 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:05,764 >> I KNOW. 648 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,068 ALL RIGHT, CHECK THESE OUT. 649 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,658 CALL THESE THE RIGHT WINGS. 650 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,205 THEY'RE EXTRA SPICY. 651 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,026 NOW, BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE THEY 652 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,314 MIGHT BURN YOU, BUT THEY'LL 653 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,690 ALWAYS BE ON THE MENU. 654 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:18,999 >> THANKS, MAN. 655 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,690 >> YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST KISS. 656 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,759 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, KERMIT? 657 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:25,408 YOU JUST LOST YOUR FREE WINGS. 658 00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,283 >> WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 659 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:31,305 THE LINE'S NOT MOVING. 660 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,590 OH...HEY, MALIK. 661 00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:36,686 >> HEY, ALISON. 662 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:37,999 >> WELL, THE HEART WANTS WHAT 663 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,720 THE HEART WANTS. 664 00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:44,454 >> ♪ FAITHFULLY 665 00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:48,378 >> ♪ FAITHFULLY ♪ 666 00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:57,099 ♪ 667 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:57,903 >> KELLY, YOU KNOW THIS IS MY 668 00:16:57,896 --> 00:16:58,826 JOB, RIGHT, NOT 669 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,757 ASS SHAKERS ANONYMOUS? 670 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,098 >> JASON, I QUIT THE SHOW. 671 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,523 >> GOOD. THANK GOD. 672 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,337 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 673 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,384 >> I DON'T KNOW, JASON. 674 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:06,828 I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME 675 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:10,407 MOVING ON FROM THIS LIFE -- THE 676 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:13,003 SABERS, THE SUNBEAMS. 677 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:13,830 GOD, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, BUT 678 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,377 I'M -- I'M JUST HAVING A REALLY 679 00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:17,718 I'M -- I'M JUST HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME MOVING ON FROM YOU. 680 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:23,313 HARD TIME MOVING ON FROM YOU. 681 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,000 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, WHO WOULDN'T? 682 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,830 WELL, SERIOUSLY, I GET IT. 683 00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:27,687 I MEAN, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND 684 00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:28,409 ANOTHER ME? 685 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:33,553 >> SHUT UP. 686 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:34,341 >> YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EXACTLY 687 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,314 PLAN FOR US TO END UP LIKE THIS, 688 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:37,590 EITHER. 689 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,716 >> [ SIGHS ] 690 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:40,664 WE COULDN'T SAVE OUR MARRIAGE, 691 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:43,995 JASON, BUT WE CAN STILL SAVE OUR 692 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,380 DAUGHTER... 693 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:52,029 WHICH IS WHY... 694 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:56,004 I WANT HER TO STAY WITH YOU. 695 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,720 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN STAY WITH 696 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:57,384 ME? 697 00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,209 WHAT? LIKE EVERY DAY? 698 00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,136 KELLY, THAT WAS A THREAT. 699 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:00,277 YOU QUIT THE SHOW. WE'RE GOOD. 700 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:01,065 >> JASON, JUST FOR A LITTLE 701 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,028 WHILE. 702 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,004 I JUST -- I NEED TO GET OUT OF 703 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,210 SABERTOWN AND REGROUP. 704 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:06,716 I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO I AM 705 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:07,664 WITHOUT BEING STUCK UNDER THE 706 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,925 SHADOW OF YOUR BIG HEAD. 707 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:09,791 >> OKAY, I GET THAT. 708 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,763 TAKE BRITTANY WITH YOU. 709 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,998 SHE LIKES TO TRAVEL. 710 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,790 >> JASON -- 711 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,763 >> KELLY, I'M -- I'M SINGLE 712 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:15,548 JASON NOW. 713 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:16,451 I'M SINGLE JASON. 714 00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:17,968 >> JASON, COME ON. 715 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,025 THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME FOR 716 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,834 YOU TO BOND WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 717 00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,657 AND I CAN GO AWAY AND REGROUP 718 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:26,785 AND JUST GET MYSELF TOGETHER. 719 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,073 I REALLY NEED THIS, JASON. 720 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,718 I REALLY NEED THIS, JASON. I NEED THIS. 721 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:35,594 I NEED THIS. 722 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,786 >> OKAY, YEAH. I MEAN... 723 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,793 I'M HER DAD, SO I 724 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:42,593 SHOULD BE ABLE TO -- YEAH, YEAH. 725 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:43,476 YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU 726 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,282 NEED. 727 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:45,585 NEED. I GOT IT. 728 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:53,616 I GOT IT. 729 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,760 >> JUST, UH, TAKE CARE OF 730 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,338 YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? 731 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,554 >> TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. 732 00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:04,551 >> TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. >> ♪ 733 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:16,411 >> ♪ 734 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:20,343 >> ♪ >> ♪ 735 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:24,943 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45774

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