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CARROT TOP:
I had a great time hanging out at your joint, Mookie.
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Oh, well, thank you
for teaching us
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about the importance
of eating our vegetables.
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CARROT TOP:
No problem, buddy.
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MOOKIE:
Ooh, especially carrots.
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Those are your
favorites, right?
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CARROT TOP:
Whoa. You know, just 'cause
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my name's Carrot Top, does that
mean I have to like carrots?
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I'll make you my prop!
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(laughing)
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MOOKIE:
Carrot Top needs a hug.
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I'm sorry, Mookie. I didn't
mean to snap at you like that.
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Just, it's not been
a good week for me.
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Boy, what was so damn important
I had to be over here by 10:00?
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I was in the middle
of a Brazilian.
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Now I look more like
a Dominican.
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Shh! Mom,
sit down.
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You almost missed
the whole show.
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Oh, Mookie's on.
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Mm-hmm.
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(giggles)
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Do you like football,
Carrot Top?
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You know, my father
never believed prop comedy
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would take off
for me either, you know?
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He'd always say, "Look at you.
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What are you gonna
make of yourself?"
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Well, look at me now!
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I'm Carrot Top, right?!
Uh...
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I'm Carrot Top!
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(laughing)
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MOOKIE:
Stay-stay tuned. Stay tuned.
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He's crazy.
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'Cause next week,
uh... next week,
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next week I will have,
(laughing)
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our guest is-is-is the world
champion San Diego Sabers.
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Oh! Y-Y'all gonna be
on Mookie's Joint?
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Would Mookie lie?
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Oh, snap!
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My baby's gonna be
on Mookie's Joint!
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Yeah, Mom, can
you believe it?
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Yes, I can believe it.
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Mookie taught you
how to believe in yourself.
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Mm-hmm.
He also taught you how to make your own breakfast.
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Mm-hmm. Walk to
school by myself.
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Read.
Do my homework.
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Cook your own dinner.
Brush my teeth.
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Tuck yourself in,
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say your prayers.
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Shoot, your first words
wasn't "Mama," it was,
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"Mookie!"
"Mookie!"
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(both laugh)
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I guess Mama really wasn't
around much, was she?
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Dawg, you're stupid.
No, you're stupid.
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Yeah, he does know
he's stupid.
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We all know
he's stupid.
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Wait till I get
back out there.
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JORDAN:
Malik!
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Hey!
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Heading up to the big meeting,
publicist lady?
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It's Jordan.
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And did you get
my message?
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No.
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Was I supposed to call you back
or something?
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(chuckles):
Yeah.
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Two years ago, after
we slept together.
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But I'm over it.
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Spilt milk.
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Listen, uh, the producers
from Mookie's Joint called.
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Oh.
And you're out.
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What?!
Was I smiling when I said that?
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What? Wait.
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What the hell you mean,
I'm out?
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Perhaps I should
have engaged you
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in five minutes
of small talk first.
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Then again,
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perhaps you should
have engaged me
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in five minutes
worth of foreplay.
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(chuckles):
But it doesn't matter.
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It's water under
the bridge. Oh, well.
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You know what, can you get
to the damn point, please?
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Sure. Your image
is not conducive
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to the wholesome image
of Mookie's,
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so you're officially uninvited
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to join the rest of
the guys on the show.
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I'm still smiling, aren't I?
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It's 'cause I'm not bitter.
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What in the hell is wrong
with my image?
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You punched a guy
in a wheelchair.
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So?
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Uh, let's not forget
the public comments
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that led up to it.
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"Crack rock."
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"Wicked jump shot."
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You fake-married
Robin Givens.
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You didn't let me
spend the night,
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even though I really,
really wanted to.
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You know what, Mookie don't
give a damn about you.
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Or me not letting you
spend the damn night.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I'll confirm that with
Mookie when I'm at his joint.
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(grunts)
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(loud buzz of conversation)
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All right, everybody,
quiet down.
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Quiet down!
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(crowd quiets)
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Quiet down.
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Now, I know everyone's been
wondering about the effects
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of Smith's coming out
and what position
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the Sabers organization
is going to take.
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Sounds like you're gonna
have to take the top!
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(laughter)
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All right, starting today,
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there is nothing funny
about being gay.
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(laughter)
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After lengthy conversations,
we have decided
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to publicly recognize Clay
as the first
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openly gay professional
football player.
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And we are all going
to stand firmly
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behind him in this decision.
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Well, that's better than
standing in front of him.
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(laughter)
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MICKEY:
All right, come on, guys.
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Let's have a little unity here.
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Clay.
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Look, guys, just want to say,
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you know, I'm still the same
dude that's been in the trenches
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with you guys
for the past five seasons.
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We won that championship ring
together.
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Guess what I'm trying
to say is...
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just want to play football.
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(loud bang)
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Sit your ass down!
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This is some bull,
and y'all know it!
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Settle down,
Wright. No!
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We're up in here talking about
Gay Aiken's ass when we need
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to be talking about our lack
of defense on the field!
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Y'all know it's true!
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(lisps):
Speak on it.
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(laughter)
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MALIK:
See?
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See, now Juvon's
caught the gay, too?
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This queerness is spreading
like a wildfire in this beast,
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but it's my image that won't
let me kick it with Mookie?
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While Little Miss Sunbeam's ass
is our new sacred mascot?!
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Hey, come on, Wright.
We need you for this!
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Hell, no.
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I ain't about to toe
the company line for no fag.
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Yo, I'm gonna whoop your ass.
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(shouting)
Bring it on!
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Bring it!
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Yo, back your ass off me!
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Get your...
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Come on, man.
Chill. Chill.
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Man, he didn't mean it.
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Oh, he meant it.
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Well, that-that wasn't
that bad, huh, Mick?
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Look, just because
we slept together
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doesn't mean
we're friends.
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Right, right.
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By the way,
my number hasn't changed.
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Look, Pitts, I need you
to help me get Wright on board.
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Hey, I don't even know
if I'm on board, man.
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If Malik's right about this,
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we could be
the laughingstock of the league.
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I got a brand to protect, man.
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You may not know this:
the Pitt-sicle--
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the most masculine popsicle
on the market.
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It's true.
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It's 'cause of
its square shape.
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The edges are
actually pointed.
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There's a small amount
of danger in every bite.
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Kids love it.
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Look, Pitts, we're not even
halfway through the season,
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and we're out
of playoff contention.
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And if our season's down
the toilet, you know what else?
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Ticket sales, jersey sales,
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Pitt-sicle sales and everything
else is down the toilet, too.
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Now, Clay could be
our golden rainbow parachute.
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How do you
figure that?
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Well, being
the first team with
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an openly gay athlete would
bring us tons of publicity.
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And people who love the gays
will show up and cheer.
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People who hate the gays
will show up and boo.
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Everybody wins.
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So, what, this
is about money? Yes.
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And for you, too.
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If you help us out with this,
we'll give you a bonus.
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Are you s...
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Dude, why in the world
didn't you lead with that?
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Get out.
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(chuckles)
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Go, gays.
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Kelly!
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Hey, Kel.
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Jason?
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you weren't picking up
Brittany until tomorrow.
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I am?
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I mean, I am.
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No, I am.
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I got a favor to ask you.
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You heard that
Clay's gay, right?
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What?
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Clay Smith, the center?
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Yeah.
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Isn't he too
big to be gay?
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I don't know.
I guess he's like
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a big old playground
for chubby-chasing gay dudes.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Anyway, look, the team's
going public with it,
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and they want
the players' support,
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so I need you
to rally the Sunbeams.
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The Sunbeams?
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Jason, I haven't even been
to a meeting since we broke up.
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I'm not even president anymore.
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Kel, come on. You will always
be president of the Sunbeams.
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I will, won't I?
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You know, I heard that they're
falling apart without you.
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Really?
Oh, it's chaos.
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Dissension, infighting,
backstabbing.
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It's... Lebanon, Kelly.
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So, it's really
bad, huh?
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What can I do?
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All right, rumor has it,
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Clay has a boyfriend
or lover or significant oth...
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I don't know
the politically correct term.
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Dude named Derek.
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I need you
to make him a Sunbeam.
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What?
Yeah.
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If you can get the women
to accept Derek,
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then the women,
under your leadership,
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can get their men
to accept Clay.
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Huh.
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A male Sunbeam.
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Yes.
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I guess it could work.
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God, Jason, this is a
really nice side of you.
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It's unexpected.
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Well, you know...
they're paying me.
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And we're back.
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Yeah.
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Man, how the hell
they gonna tell us what to do?
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We grown-ass men.
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Don't got to put up with
that mess if we don't want to.
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Yo, seriously,
y'all are underestimating
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the benefits of
Clay's lifestyle.
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What you mean?
Is there
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something that you
want to tell us?
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No, I'm just saying, there are
perks to having a homo homeboy.
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So, now your kitchen door's
swinging both ways, Juvon?
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Dude, check it:
when you're out on the road,
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and your girl accuses you of
nailing everything that moves,
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which you are...
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00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,657
(laughs):
Okay. Yeah, he is.
255
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,889
You just tell her you were
upstairs in gay boy's room.
256
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,134
And then what's
she gonna think?
257
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,530
Um, that you're gay.
258
00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,133
Oh, yeah.
259
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,298
Well, then Malik's right.
260
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,932
We should get rid of the gays.
261
00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,238
You're damn straight
I'm right.
262
00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,839
It's an abomination.
263
00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,941
You know what? You ought
to know better, church boy.
264
00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,273
Up in there clapping
for his ass.
265
00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,707
Hey, before you condemn me,
all right,
266
00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,083
the Bible says that
homosexuality is a sin.
267
00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:34,151
But on the other
hand, Jesus said
268
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,081
love everybody, man.
269
00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,845
I was just trying
to show Clay some love.
270
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:37,854
Just like Jesus would.
271
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,985
Wow, that's deep.
272
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,550
What did Jesus say
about your knee?
273
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,659
Oh!
274
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,190
Yeah, the same thing he
said about your contract.
275
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,125
Damn!
(laughs)
276
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,229
Am I getting traded again?
277
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,561
Only Jesus would know.
278
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,828
If Jesus told you something,
you should tell me what he...
279
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,166
Juvon, you're gonna
have to take that up
280
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,171
with Jesus.
Malik, I'm out.
281
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,342
All right, bro.
282
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,569
Ask Jesus.
283
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,565
You got Jesus' number?
284
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,909
Oh, well, living single,
baby daddy.
285
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,154
What up, man?
286
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,108
What up, Pitts?
287
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,346
40 Mil.
Pittsy.
288
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,650
I think I got a handle
on this gay situation.
289
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,353
We pretend
to embrace it, okay?
290
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,315
But all the while,
up here, in our minds,
291
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,785
up in this area,
we actually don't.
292
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,986
Man, shut the hell up.
293
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,227
Come on, man.
294
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,062
Look, hey, there's gonna be
295
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,766
a first gay player
on some team, right?
296
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,828
Why not the Sabers?
Why not be a part of history?
297
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,837
Yeah.
298
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:28,868
'Cause that's exactly how
299
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,302
I want to go down
in history, Jason.
300
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,007
Championships, MVPs?
301
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,239
Nope, let's go with the booty
snatcher hiking me the ball.
302
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,884
(sighs)
All right.
303
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,239
Okay, okay.
304
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,377
Who was discriminated against
before the queers?
305
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,382
Us, dude.
306
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,123
Football players?
307
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:45,149
African-Americans, idiot.
308
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,085
Gay rights are no different
than civil rights.
309
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,120
You know what? That would be
a lot more convincing
310
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,316
if you were darker.
Okay, okay.
311
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,957
Seriously, image aside, is it
really that big of a deal?
312
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,134
'Cause I could
care less, man.
313
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,262
Him being gay
doesn't make me gay.
314
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,866
My manhood is
not threatened.
315
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,398
That's because he didn't
rub up against your ta-tas.
316
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,002
I'm the victim, Jason.
317
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,304
Well, that's 'cause you
got some nice ta-tas.
318
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,236
Come on, dude.
319
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,241
Come on.
320
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,682
Hey. As your captain
321
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,338
and as your friend,
I am asking you,
322
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,246
get on board
with this.
323
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,649
So, they're paying you?
324
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,051
Handsomely, yes!
325
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,952
And they're willing
to do the same for you.
326
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,154
Well, Malik Wright
can't be bought.
327
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,145
Come on, man.
No.
328
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,416
Come on, man.
Jason.
329
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,793
Come on, man.
No!
330
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,262
Get your ass
out my house, Jason!
331
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,261
All right. All right.
332
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,863
You change your mind,
you know when, you know where.
333
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,697
Nice!
334
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,771
(laughs)
335
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,235
(women chatting)
336
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,909
No, I think so, too.
337
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,838
I think it is rude.
338
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,173
I really do not think
339
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,038
that we should even be
talking about this.
340
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,206
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
341
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,375
So, is he, like, gay-gay?
342
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,824
What does that mean?
343
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,219
Like, is he contagious?
344
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,050
You know players,
345
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,985
they room together,
they shower together.
346
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,162
My man's a follower.
347
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,330
Is that how you ended up
with a PT Cruiser?
348
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,989
(laughter)
349
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:01,998
Ladies, ladies.
350
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,769
Oh, my God. I cannot
believe what I am hearing.
351
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,328
This is discrimination.
352
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,496
What do the bylaws say?
353
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,744
That you need to be dating
a player to be here, Med School.
354
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,241
I wasn't going to
miss Homo-Gate '09.
355
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,443
Girl, you and Derwin
ain't even together no more.
356
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,135
All right, you know what?
357
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,347
You're right.
358
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,348
I should just take my wine
and leave.
359
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,821
Uh, I brought that wine.
360
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,880
(sighs)
361
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:24,947
Can I just stay?
362
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,315
Yes, Melanie.
363
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,353
Thanks.
Look, I'm sure
364
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,217
you guys have
365
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,215
a lot of questions
366
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,456
about how a gay guy fits
into the Sunbeam world.
367
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,261
But from what I hear,
368
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,403
they are great party planners.
369
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,128
They're always up
on the latest fashion
370
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,504
and Oprah swears by them.
371
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,201
I mean, if they're good
for Oprah,
372
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,503
they've got to be good for us.
373
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,174
Well, if there's a vote
374
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,343
on the gay joining
the Sunbeams, I vote no.
375
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,342
Tasha.
What?
376
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,743
I ain't homophobic.
377
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,405
Now, I'm just saying,
one of the main reasons
378
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,312
I come to this meeting is what?
379
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,984
To let loose, have fun
and get liquored up.
380
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:54,984
(all agreeing)
381
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:55,845
'Cause y'all know me.
382
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,023
I get a couple of glasses
of this pinot,
383
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,121
I'm gonna be killing
with my gay stuff!
384
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,353
What you got, girl?
385
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,758
Mm, you want one?
386
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,760
Mm-hmm.
387
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,761
Oh, come on, Tasha.
388
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,762
Okay, you want one?
389
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,263
Okay, okay. I got it, I got it.
(clears throat)
390
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,855
What's the best pickup line
at a gay bar?
391
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,425
What?
Huh?
392
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,426
Hello!
393
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,437
(laughter)
394
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,238
Wait, I got one more.
395
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,240
I got one more.
396
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,371
Okay.
397
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,076
Why are gay men the first ones
to check out of a hotel?
398
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,510
'Cause we get our stuff
packed at night?
399
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,884
Oh, you know that one?
400
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,020
KELLY:
Look, it's Derek!
401
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,855
And you brought wine! Yee!
402
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,430
So, this is what y'all do?
403
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,000
Invite someone
to your little club
404
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,099
so you can gay-bash them.
405
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,400
KELLY:
Derek, we really were just...
406
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,571
No, no, no, Kelly.
407
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,938
And here I was staying up
all night
408
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,238
trying to convince Clay
to stay on the team.
409
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,910
I guess he was right.
410
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,369
We'll never be accepted here.
411
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,507
Not by people like you
and your son.
412
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,543
Hey, hey, hey.
413
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,907
What, like you never told
a black joke before?
414
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,847
No, I haven't.
415
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:02,922
Oh.
416
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,020
Well,
417
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,951
maybe you should.
418
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,346
We're a very colorful people.
419
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,557
Tasha.
Well, I'm just saying.
420
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,929
Look, if they're gonna be the
first gay couple in the league,
421
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,389
y'all need to be prepared
to take some hits.
422
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,856
No, we don't.
423
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,555
Not if we bow out.
424
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,626
ERICA:
Yeah, right.
425
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,904
It ain't that easy bowing out
of the spotlight.
426
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,473
How you think I put up with
Trent and all his damn kids?
427
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,872
CORAZON:
And you got a nice little body on you.
428
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,105
Are you ready to give up the gym
and get a job?
429
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,380
(sighs)
430
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,478
I know we're not living
the perfect life.
431
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,410
But you need to think
long and hard
432
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,875
before you give
all this up.
433
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,424
Seriously, I'm getting
a divorce right now
434
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:39,918
and I got to admit...
I miss the perks.
435
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,393
"Oh, two for dinner?
436
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,021
Right this way,
Mrs. Pitts."
437
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,427
I haven't paid for
a Bloomin' Onion in years.
438
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,529
MELANIE:
Look, Derek, I know how you feel, okay?
439
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,561
I've been a victim
of this football world
440
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,328
for two long years now.
441
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,995
Maybe this life
isn't for you.
442
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,504
I mean, there's a
point in your life
443
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,435
where you're gonna
realize it's too much.
444
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,070
Maybe you should get out
before you give up Johns Hop...
445
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,879
I mean, while you still can.
446
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,511
SURI:
She's got a point.
447
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,505
You and your man
have been a distraction.
448
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,617
Maybe you should just go.
449
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,649
(all agreeing)
450
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,894
KELLY:
No!
451
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,993
You're right.
452
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,492
I should just go.
453
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,663
Wait, hold on, Derek. Wait.
454
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,361
Look,
455
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,633
I'm sorry if I hurt your
feelings with my joke, okay?
456
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,402
But the truth is,
I need Clay on this team.
457
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,232
Because for the last
five seasons,
458
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,397
my son has been the only
quarterback in the league
459
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,466
that hasn't been injured.
460
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,613
And that was because
of your man.
461
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,509
And when my son is healthy,
462
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,581
everybody up in here
gets a check cut.
463
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,680
So, I guess
all I'm trying
464
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:43,881
to say is, we need Clay,
which means we need you, too.
465
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,245
Mm-hmm.
466
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,386
It's true.
467
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,930
So, no more gay jokes.
468
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,489
Not to your face.
469
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,456
(chuckles)
470
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,664
And I get to sit in
the booth with y'all.
471
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,426
Uh, you got a pair
of Seven jeans?
472
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,195
In every wash.
473
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,343
(laughter, cheering)
Hey, welcome, Sunbeam!
474
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,569
(laughing)
475
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,465
All right!
476
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,576
Okay, but if I'm gonna be
a part of this sisterhood
477
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,708
and do my part to keep
Clay on the team,
478
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,413
y'all girls are gonna have
to get your men to lay off.
479
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,606
Tasha.
480
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,547
Okay, why you calling me out?
481
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,653
Because you raised
a hate monger.
482
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,385
Well, technically,
I didn't raise him.
483
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,661
Mookie did.
484
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,989
But you know what?
485
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,594
I'm gonna fix this.
486
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,634
Hey, Mickey, Tasha Mack.
487
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,597
Look, don't worry about
how I got your number, okay?
488
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,607
You want Malik to do
the right thing?
489
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,377
This is what you need to do.
490
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,353
Uh-huh.
491
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,508
(hip-hop beat playing)
492
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,076
Come on, let's do it.
Let's do it.
493
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,245
Yeah, Mook,
I feel you, Mook.
494
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,523
* The sun rise in the east
495
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,092
* And sets in the west
496
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,322
* Stand up
for your rights *
497
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,657
* Stand up for your lefts
498
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,261
(laughs)
499
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,463
* We love all types of people
That's right.
500
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,065
* From the blinds to the deafs
Say it!
501
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,498
* All shapes, sizes,
and colors * Mm-hmm.
502
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,144
* Let's all love one another
503
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,470
* 'Cause Mookie's here
so have no fear *
504
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,735
* He's a bad mother...
Uh-uh, not in my joint!
505
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,484
(laughter)
506
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,509
Aw, thank you, Sabers.
507
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,614
Thank you, Mookie.
Thanks, Mookie.
508
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,605
Okay!
509
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,606
Appreciate it.
Wow, Mookie,
510
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,678
you have no idea
how much it means to me
511
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,516
to be here with you today.
512
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,221
You've been so influential
in my life.
513
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,253
Well, thank you.
514
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,687
Um, well, what'd I do?
515
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,461
Well, Mookie,
you taught me how to read.
516
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,660
You taught me
how to mail a letter.
517
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,591
You even taught me
how to go potty, man.
518
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,756
No, no. That was
my brother Dookie.
519
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,795
(both laugh)
520
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,099
Anyway, I'm glad
521
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,331
I could teach
you so much.
522
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,637
Uh, can I teach you how
to play football, too?
523
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,439
Mookie, I already know
how to play football.
524
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,572
No, see, I-I was,
525
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,776
I was talking
about this football.
526
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,639
Mookie.
527
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,678
This isn't a football.
528
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,312
This is a soccer ball, Mookie.
529
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,077
But I-I thought people
all over the world
530
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,646
called this a football.
531
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,354
Well, that's true, Mookie,
532
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,186
but football and soccer
are very different.
533
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,161
And plus, I don't really
like soccer that much.
534
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,590
Do you know a lot
about soccer?
535
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,664
Nah, but I don't need to.
536
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,662
Football is my favorite.
537
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,103
Yeah.
538
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,497
But I have a friend
who likes soccer
539
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,329
and he says
it's his favorite.
540
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,574
Oh.
Can we all still be friends
541
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,298
even though he likes
to play with soccer balls
542
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,296
more than footballs?
543
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,807
Mookie, of course we can.
544
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,769
Well, do you want
to meet my friend?
545
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,308
Why not, Mookie?
546
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,483
Clay!
547
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,681
What?
548
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,653
What?
Hey, Mookie.
549
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,651
Yo, Clay, listen,
listen.
550
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,783
I got a question
for you.
551
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,788
What's up?
552
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,319
Is soccer your
favorite sport?
553
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,124
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
554
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,386
But even though
it's my favorite sport,
555
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,434
I'm just too big to play it.
556
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,528
Matter of fact,
557
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,489
growing up, because of my size,
everyone expected me
558
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,328
to play football instead,
so that's what I did.
559
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,204
Even though you
really love soccer?
560
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,474
Yeah, Mookie, even though
I really love soccer.
561
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,802
Mm-hmm.
562
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,807
Malik, how would it feel
if people told you
563
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,380
not to play football, even
though it's your favorite?
564
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,839
I wouldn't like that, Mookie.
565
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,607
Clay, is Malik
your friend,
566
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,847
even though football is
different than soccer?
567
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,392
Yeah, he's a good friend
of mine.
568
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,286
You can't play with someone for
five years and not like them.
569
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,322
Hmm.
570
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,457
Malik, come on, man.
571
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,532
Is Clay your friend?
572
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,561
Yeah, he is, Mookie.
573
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,266
Well, can you just shake hands,
because friends shake hands?
574
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,804
(sighs)
575
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,795
You know what, guys?
Can we cut?
576
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:25,867
Huh?
MAN: Cut.
577
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,235
What's up, Malik?
578
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,444
(bell rings twice)
579
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,135
That wasn't in the script,
Kevin.
580
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,477
No, well, you know, sometimes
we go off the script and ad-lib.
581
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,582
Is that cool?
582
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,783
No.
583
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,154
I mean, yeah, it's cool.
584
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,354
Look, man, I just came here
to meet Mookie.
585
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,316
I wasn't expecting
a lesson in tolerance.
586
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,624
Well, you know,
Mookie puts it out there.
587
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,385
However way you look at it
is up to you.
588
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,234
(sighs)
589
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,500
Okay. I got it.
590
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,328
So, Mookie threw me the ball
and I caught it.
591
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,774
(laughs)
592
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,339
Well, I guess I'm just as good
a quarterback as you.
593
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,468
I don't know about
all that, homie.
594
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,643
You know what?
Kevin, can you give me a minute?
595
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,235
Yeah. Go ahead, man.
596
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,377
Thank you.
597
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,384
Hey, listen...
598
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,945
You know what, man?
599
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,752
I want to apologize
before you get started.
600
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,194
I-I said some things
that were really foul.
601
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,421
Well, we never even
got a chance
602
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,815
to talk about
what happened and...
603
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,356
Hey, you know what, man?
It is what it is, okay?
604
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,332
We'll deal with it.
605
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,431
Cool?
606
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,662
That's what's up.
All right.
607
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,526
Hey, your big ass
doesn't really
608
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,825
want to play soccer now,
do you?
609
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,026
Come on, man.
(chuckles): Okay, good.
610
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,537
You guys, if you're ready,
let's finish this, all right?
611
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right?
612
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,441
Let's do it.
You know what, let's, let's start
613
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,713
with the song again
from the top.
614
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,411
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
(bell rings)
615
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,453
MAN:
Okay, and... action!
616
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,549
(hip-hop beat playing)
617
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,650
Yeah!
618
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,722
(laughs)
619
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,450
* The sun rise in the east
620
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,886
* And sets in the west
621
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,361
* Stand up
for your rights *
622
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,961
* Stand up for your lefts.
623
00:19:54,011 --> 00:19:58,561
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