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(hip-hop playing)
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(snoring)
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(sighs)
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(whispering):
What's up?
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(clears throat)
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Ma'am.
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Ma'am!
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It's time to
wake up. Come on.
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Why'd you wake me?
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Malik said he was gonna
make me breakfast in bed.
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Breakfast--
yeah, right.
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Come on, that's
funny. Let's go.
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Where's Malik?
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Mr. Wright's indisposed
at the moment,
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but he did want me
to let you know
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that the exit was
this way, so come on.
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Can't I at least
brush my teeth first?
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There's a dental kit
and a pretty nice bottle of Perrier
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in the gift bag by
the door, ma'am.
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Oh, so y'all gonna try
to treat a bitch
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like some kind of groupie?
Uh-uh.
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I'm Latonka.
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Look, "Latonka."
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Nobody's treating
you like a groupie,
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but I am going to
have to remind you
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of the sexual
waiver you signed
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that stipulated
no overnight stays
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or protest upon exit.
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I don't care
about no damn waiver.
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You expect me to read
everything I sign?
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Security.
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Gonna need an escort.
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Escort my ass!
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Malik!
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Malik!
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Malik!
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Malik!
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I'm pregnant.
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What the hell?
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It's not yours.
I just thought you should know.
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Hey, aren't you
the same guys
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that carried me
out of Terrell's?
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MALIK:
Already pregnant.
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Good thinking,
Tee Tee.
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What's up for
tonight? We tight?
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Yeah, like Oprah
and Gayle.
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Cleaning crew's gonna
be here in an hour. Mm-hmm.
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DJ's taking
a power nap.
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And menu for tonight:
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surf and turf.
Ooh, ooh, good.
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Make sure you get them
extra jumbo shrimps.
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You know the ones
with the fat necks.
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Ah, the Hillary Clintons.
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Check.
Hey, I'm telling you, Tee-to-the.
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Party ain't stoppin'
till the cops come a-knockin', baby!
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That's what's up.
Kiss the ring, boy.
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No.
Boy, kiss this ring.
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(reggae playing)
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Hey, congrats on
the championship there, QB.
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Hey, you'll get
there one year, man.
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Have you met
my lovely wife Latonka?
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Uh, no, no, no.
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But, hey, congrats
on the baby, y'all.
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Hey, Malik,
love the new spot.
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Thank you, baby,
thank you.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
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Oh, yes?
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A little homage,
please.
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(chuckles)
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You better be careful.
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Malik Wright!
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Oh, I'm such
a huge fan!
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And you are?
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Uh, my uncle Gus is
your equipment manager.
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You told him it was cool
for me to swing by anytime.
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I got to stop making promises
in my jockstrap.
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Oh, funny, funny.
Yo, dude,
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how'd it feel to go 12
for 12 in the second half?
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Uh, good.
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Hey, hey, man, we're
both wearing vests.
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Tee Tee, hey,
this is Gus' nephew.
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Gus' nephew, this is Tee Tee.
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Now, Tee Tee can answer any
and all your questions, okay?
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(whispering): Do something
or this dude...
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What's up, man?
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So, uh,
Gus is your...
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father's brother?
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MALIK: Ooh, when
did Robin get here?
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She's looking
kind of all right.
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Her and her girls got
here 15 minutes ago,
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passing out
gold bottles.
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She trying to upstage me?
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Trying?
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Man, that's done.
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I'm gonna go rectify that.
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Yeah.
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She do got a nice ass.
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So then Janay had
the nerve to ask me
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if I was still in love
with my ex.
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Can you believe that,
Gus' nephew?
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Well, are you, Derwin?
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I mean, you did keep
the teddy bear,
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and you're talking
to me about her
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and I'm a complete
stranger.
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Okay, you are not
a complete stranger,
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Gus' nephew, okay?
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Your uncle washes
my drawers.
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Robin.
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I see you brought your
"A" game to kiss my ring.
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Looking this
good, girl,
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I might let you
kiss something else.
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You keep talking to me
like that
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and you're gonna have
to kiss something else.
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Okay, okay,
okay, my bad.
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You're a lady.
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Got to remind myself that
y'all are still around.
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I'm whatever
I'm supposed to be,
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whenever I'm supposed
to be it.
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Okay,
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see, girl, talking
to me like that,
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you're just
gonna make me say
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something else I got
to apologize for.
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Do you realize that
every time I see you,
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we do the same two-step?
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It's getting a little old,
don't you think?
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Okay, all right.
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Well, how about this?
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Let us
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step it up
to the salsa.
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Whoa!
Mmm.
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(sighs)
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Girl, I am glad
you came through.
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Yeah, um...
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I'm on the West Coast 'cause
I'm doing a play in L.A.,
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but I came in
a few days early.
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I figured I'd come down
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and congratulate Malik
on his ring.
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Oh, okay, well,
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how about we congratulate
Robin on her play?
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Thank you, kind sir.
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Hmm.
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Damn.
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Girl, if I had known
you were coming through,
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I would have roped off
a little VIP section
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or something for
the both of us.
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The both of us
or the both of them?
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All y'all, baby.
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Leave nobody out.
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(laughs)
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You know, Malik,
I do have a few days
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before rehearsals start.
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So what do you say,
you want to hang out
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or you want
to keep playing?
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You mean like
"hang" hang?
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Well, if you have to ask...
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Girl, I'm-I'm
good, baby.
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I can hang, trust me.
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Yeah?
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We'll see.
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We will.
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(laughter)
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I mean, you know, Jerome,
he wants it so bad,
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I-I just can't
do it.
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What's the big deal?
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All you have to do
is open your mouth,
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control your breathing,
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relax, and enjoy it.
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Well, every time I try,
it makes me... gag.
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(all laugh)
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I-- look, me, too.
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I'm telling you,
I never liked it.
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I only do that
on special occasions:
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birthdays, anniversaries,
Martin Luther King Day.
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You guys are ridiculous.
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It's just phone sex.
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He's out of town.
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That's what Jason and I do.
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It's the only reason he sprung
for unlimited minutes.
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Well, I don't know what to say.
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I mean I'm worried
about conjugation.
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What tense do I use?
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Is it present perfect or...?
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You are killing my buzz.
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What are you doing?
Dirty texting Jerome.
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Well, well, let me proof it
before you send it.
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Too late.
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You'll thank me later.
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What's up, champ?
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See you got to cover ESPN.
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Congrats, man.
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(grunts)
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Uh-uh.
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Did he just grunt me?
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See, that's some
old racist mess.
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My mailman used to do that,
and I checked him, too.
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Don't mind him, Tasha.
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He's going through a lot
right now with his career.
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He's even been talking
about retiring.
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I can see that.
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Why? He just won
the championship.
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I don't know.
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It's complicated.
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I've seen this before.
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It happens a lot of times
with players.
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Right after they get the ring,
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it's like the day
after Christmas.
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Turkey's gone, money's gone.
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Man's gone.
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You find yourself in a garage
with the engine running,
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windows rolled up,
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listening to Donny Hathaway.
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"This Christmas," my ass.
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Maybe I should make him an
appointment with our therapist,
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so he, you know, he could talk
to him one-on-one.
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Hmm, good idea.
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People always wait
until it's too late
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to address their issues.
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Like you and your drinking.
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You're right.
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I mean, I don't mean
about my drinking.
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I don't have a problem
with that.
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(phone chirps)
Ooh, ooh.
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Jerome just
texted me back.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Oh, my God!
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It worked.
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He's really excited!
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But, Kelly, I don't
play the trombone.
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Hmm.
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Well, maybe if you
drank more, you would.
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(moans)
Oh.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Good morning.
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Morning?
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What time is it?
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Uh, it's about a
quarter to 4:00.
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Oh!
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You leaving?
Uh...
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yeah.
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So, no, uh,
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no-no tooth brushing
or-or anything?
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No, there's a dental kit
and a Perrier in the gift bag.
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Besides, it's late
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and Mama sleeps
in her own bed.
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Mwah!
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Girl, you are too
good to be true.
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I know.
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So why do you think you're
having such a hard time
250
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appreciating this
great accomplishment
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you've just
experienced? Uh...
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I don't know, I don't know.
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I, I feel like it's not... real,
you know, like it's fake.
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Excuse me?
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All right.
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You went to med school, right?
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Of course.
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Why? What have you heard?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Go on.
262
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,066
Okay, so I'm-I'm sure
you must have cheated
263
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,742
on an exam here and there?
264
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,711
You know, I think we're getting
a little off the subject.
265
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:34,781
I used steroids!
266
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,778
Oh, God, not you, Jason!
I know.
267
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,680
I know, I know,
I'm so-- I'm sorry.
268
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,382
I stopped.
269
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,123
I stopped
before the championship,
270
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,319
but... it still puts, like,
this asterisk on the win.
271
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,391
I thought I was doing
what I had to do.
272
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,389
I don't know.
273
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,890
I don't know.
I...
274
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,892
feel like I'm about
to lose everything:
275
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,964
my career, my marriage.
276
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,264
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
277
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,755
Just hold on.
278
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,927
Jason...
279
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,195
Oy.
280
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,932
Explain to me how,
281
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,098
after scoring three touchdowns
in the championship,
282
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,167
you could somehow feel
your career is in jeopardy?
283
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,006
'Cause I didn't earn it.
284
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,681
The touchdowns, that ring,
all of it--
285
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,310
it's... it's fake.
286
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,954
That's why the Sabers made me
such a crappy offer.
287
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,421
Okay.
288
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,278
Let's say you're right.
289
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,947
'Cause I'm pretty sure you are.
290
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,786
But
291
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,791
you mentioned your career
and your relationship.
292
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,964
Why do you equate losing one
with losing the other?
293
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,433
'Cause Kelly married
a football player, man.
294
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,900
You heard her say it:
she married me for my money.
295
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,260
So if all that goes away,
296
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,698
what's going to make her
stay around?
297
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,873
Your charm,
298
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,902
your wit,
your bubbly personality.
299
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,337
Hey, I agree. For most women,
that would be enough.
300
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,342
Kelly told you that
the money thing is in the past,
301
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,375
but you can't accept that.
302
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,211
Now, it seems
to me
303
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,876
that you're putting an asterisk
not just by your career
304
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,876
but by your relationship
as well.
305
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,888
Huh?
306
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,321
Wow.
307
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,815
(chuckles)
308
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,427
That makes sense.
309
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,458
I think...
310
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,734
with a little work
and some time,
311
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,125
we can erase those asterisks
together,
312
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,467
permanently.
313
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,911
Dude, you are so worth
the ten-dollar co-pay.
314
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,783
MALIK:
Let me see.
315
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,039
ROBIN:
Malik!
316
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,877
Girl, it is not me.
It's this guitar.
317
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,322
You can either be in this
band or not be in this band.
318
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,919
Robin, let's get this
straight.
319
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,091
I am this band.
320
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,089
Eight.
321
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,161
Eight?
322
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,019
You can get eight?
323
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,487
Are you just hearing numbers
in your head
324
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,294
and saying them
out loud?
325
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,457
Okay, two.
Malik.
326
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,766
All right,
then, nine.
327
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,203
Aah!
Ha!
328
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,865
Take it off!
Take it all off.
329
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:44,874
Whoo!
330
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,265
Take it off.
Ooh, take it off.
331
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,306
Take it off.
Take it off.
332
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,710
Whoo!
Take it off.
333
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,263
Psst, Tee Tee.
334
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,762
Cancel the party
for tonight.
335
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,864
What?
336
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,225
No, I just met this
banging honey off of Craigslist.
337
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,103
Look, I just want to chill,
all right?
338
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,272
Man...
339
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,901
Did I just hear you tell
Tee Tee
340
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,496
to cancel the party
tonight?
341
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,507
Yes, you did.
342
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,079
(grunting)
343
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,551
I'm not feeling it tonight.
344
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,248
You know, I figured since
it's your last night in town,
345
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,550
we could rent some movies,
346
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,282
I could make you my
world-famous lasagna.
347
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,448
Not that that doesn't sound
like a blast--
348
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,786
although it doesn't--
349
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,162
it's my last night,
Malik.
350
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,229
I want to do it up right,
you know?
351
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,088
That's why I asked my friends
to come by.
352
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,227
Kellen Winslow,
my girl Diedre,
353
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,832
a couple of her friends,
a couple of their friends.
354
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,025
I don't know if I have enough
lasagna for all them people.
355
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,367
We'll make sure
they eat first.
356
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,172
All right, cool.
357
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,435
Hey, let's do it big.
358
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,413
(chuckling):
Shoot.
359
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,042
You know Daddy 'Lik
loves a party, baby.
360
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,207
I just threw that out there
361
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,375
'cause I thought
you might be tired.
362
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,552
(chuckles)
363
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,350
Head of the Class
was a long time ago.
364
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,552
(chuckles)
365
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,523
So was my last orgasm.
366
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,422
Well, that's on you.
367
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,164
(chuckles)
368
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,559
Where you going?
369
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,030
You know the deal.
370
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,489
Yeah, yeah, but you sure
you don't want to stay?
371
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,826
Tee Tee!
Malik.
372
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,563
No, babe, Tee Tee can go out
and get you whatever you need.
373
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,067
Huh, right,
374
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,569
'cause I'm completely dressed
and ready to go.
375
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,871
I'm good.
376
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,173
I'm going to go back
to the hotel,
377
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,374
I'm going to get some rest,
378
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,835
and then I'm going
to come back fierce.
379
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,835
Don't worry.
380
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,137
I'll see you tonight.
381
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,248
(chuckles)
382
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,579
I'm not worried, girl, shoot.
383
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,583
I'm good.
384
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,024
(chuckling):
Okay?
385
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,949
Good & Plenty.
386
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,215
"Good Ship Lollipop."
387
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,523
Meagan Good.
388
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,585
Good Times.
389
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,895
Good, good.
390
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,870
What up, Doc?
391
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,142
(both chuckle)
392
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,339
Oh, Kelly just called.
393
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,370
She's running
a bit late.
394
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,365
That's perfect.
395
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,936
It'll give us a chance
to talk.
396
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,644
I think I came up
with some ways
397
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,335
to erase
some of those asterisks.
398
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,547
Great, let's hear 'em.
399
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,919
Okay, here goes.
400
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,019
First, I thought about retiring.
401
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,921
Figured if I did that, I could
just put football behind me.
402
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,564
That feels
more like running away to me.
403
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,558
Exac... dude,
that's exactly what I thought,
404
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,560
like, two seconds
after I thought it.
405
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,192
I love
how we're on the same page.
406
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,598
So then I thought,
407
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,629
"Okay, the heck with it.
I'll just take the Philly deal."
408
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,374
You know, 25 million bucks
is 25 million bucks, right? Well,
409
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,600
I can't say assuredly, but...
410
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,895
No, it is, trust me.
411
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,668
But then I thought,
"Ah, what about Kelly?"
412
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,935
You know, I'm still going
to have those same feelings.
413
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,675
See, that's when I came up
with the idea
414
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,109
of having Kelly wear
a tracking device
415
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,447
implanted just beneath the skin
416
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,081
so I'll have constant knowledge
of her whereabouts,
417
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,386
and if she ever tries
to leave me again, I can just,
418
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,518
like, send an electric shock
to the device and...
419
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,624
(laughing)
420
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,655
...zap her.
421
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,062
That's funny.
422
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,655
What-What-What's funny?
423
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,926
(laughing):
Well, I thought you...
424
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,339
May I make a suggestion?
425
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,571
Hell, yes.
426
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,305
Let's use that co-pay, shoot.
427
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,280
(clears throat)
428
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,708
How much will you get
from the Philly deal
429
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,613
after you paid your agent
and your... taxes?
430
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,746
$10 million?
431
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,321
Yeah... yeah, but you say that
like I don't have bills.
432
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,620
My water bill alone--
433
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,691
I can't tell you how many times
I have told Kelly,
434
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,520
"If it's yellow, let it mellow;
if it's brown, flush it down."
435
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,256
I mean,
how can she not remember that?
436
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,462
It rhymes.
437
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,703
Right, but you would certainly
have some money left over.
438
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,699
I guess, yeah.
W-Why?
439
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,800
Where are you going with this?
440
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,101
What do you think about giving
half of it to Kelly?
441
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,704
(laughing)
442
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,335
What, $5 million?
443
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,341
That's a good one.
444
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,012
No, I'm serious, Jason.
445
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,441
It would be
a gesture
446
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,005
to Kelly to show her
that you trust her not to leave.
447
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,646
But I don't trust her,
so... there you go.
448
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,651
Asterisks, Jason, asterisks.
449
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,653
Okay,
450
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:55,164
so... you're saying...
451
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,618
if I give her the money
and she stays,
452
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,627
that somehow proves that
she's not staying for the money?
453
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,630
I don't know, I mean,
454
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,131
I think the chip implant
would just be cheaper.
455
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,774
(knocking)
456
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,768
Ah.
457
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,339
Hey, sweetie.
458
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,469
Dr. Parker,
I am so sorry I'm late.
459
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,114
Brittany couldn't find her tuba.
460
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,540
Actually,
I forgot where I hid it.
461
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,714
Ah.
462
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,542
(sighing):
Hope I didn't miss too much.
463
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,607
No, no,
you didn't miss too much,
464
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,045
just the part where your partner
in crime asked me
465
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,721
to dump a giant pile of money
in your lap.
466
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,719
Oh!
467
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,720
What?
KELLY: What?
468
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,691
(chuckling):
Yeah.
469
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,348
Pretty sneaky, sis.
470
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,687
You guys must think
I'm really stupid.
471
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,721
Jason, what is going on?
472
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,756
Oh, like you
don't know.
473
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,560
You got Dr. Parker here--
474
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,662
if that is
your real name--
475
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,463
to, uh, distract me with
the "asterisks" mumbo jumbo.
476
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,796
You were the one who brought up
the asterisks first.
477
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,330
Oh, did I?
Yeah.
478
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,296
Did I?
479
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,204
Who was the one that suggested
I give Kelly $5 million?
480
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,196
W-Was that me or...?
481
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,637
Why would you suggest that?
482
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,042
I am trying to help
you two rebuild your marriage.
483
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,306
By extorting money from him?
484
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,743
Yes, so you guys can run off
together.
485
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:52,778
Ah.
What?!
486
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,052
Yuck.
487
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,621
Excuse me.
488
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,218
I'm a catch, lady.
489
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,321
I've written four books.
490
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,063
I have a house in La Jolla,
491
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:05,219
and you can't tell in
these pants, but I got an ass.
492
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,228
JASON:
Wow.
493
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,659
Kel, I guess you'd put up
494
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,234
with pretty much anything
for the money, wouldn't you?
495
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,362
You know what?
Stop it.
496
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,196
That is enough.
497
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:14,101
I am sick
of being your punching bag.
498
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,274
Your punching bag?
499
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,841
I thought therapy
was going to help us,
500
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:18,638
but I was wrong.
501
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,771
Therapy is done.
502
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,766
You're fired.
503
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,107
(scoffs)
504
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,582
Well, isn't that a bitch?
505
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,323
(door closes)
506
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,379
Cool.
507
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,556
* Pushin' that, pushin' that
just to be sittin' on gold *
508
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,562
* Pushin' that, pushin' that
just to be sittin' on chrome *
509
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,595
* Get your mind right
510
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,730
* You wanna shine, right?
511
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,725
* Then get it embedded
in your brain *
512
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,197
* Pushin' that, pushin' that
just to be sittin' on... *
513
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,467
You think she
doing ol' boy?
514
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,344
But every
now and then,
515
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,712
I like to get wild--
start a dogfight,
516
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,240
start a fire, eat sushi.
517
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,107
I'll bet you she told
him I'm her cousin.
518
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,406
(scoffing):
Wouldn't that be funny?
519
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,117
So, anyway,
520
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:05,449
we go down to TJ...
Tee Tee, now, please.
521
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,217
Man, she just got
out of a cult.
522
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,228
MALIK:
Okay, right there.
523
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,660
Zoom in, zoom in.
524
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,325
Man, this... this is so creepy.
525
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,595
Is it creepier than
living on the streets?
526
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,273
Zooming in, camera four.
527
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,742
Exactly.
528
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,811
All right,
so how you know Malik?
529
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,579
Y'all cousins or something?
530
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,538
I told you.
531
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,375
Hey, y'all, this party is over.
532
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,645
Everybody out.
533
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,753
Y'all ain't my friends no way.
534
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,594
You're just taking advantage
of my need to be liked.
535
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,749
Now, get out!
536
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,792
We need to talk.
537
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,763
What's your problem? Did you run
out of lasagna or something?
538
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,166
Man, that lasagna
was good as hell.
539
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,629
Give me
the recipe.
540
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,536
So you gonna take my
lasagna recipe and my woman?
541
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,169
Get the hell
out of my house.
542
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:01,405
All right, Malik,
stay crazy.
543
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,811
Will do, Kellen.
544
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,383
And just
for the record,
545
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,312
the stuff I do to her,
546
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,677
you don't do
to your cousin.
547
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,345
Who do you think you are?
548
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,683
Don't put my business out there.
549
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,648
What? Said the woman
who married Mike Tyson.
550
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,646
(scoffs)
551
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,217
Good-bye, Malik.
552
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,287
Girl, why you trying
to play me like Tang?
553
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,557
You know I'm Tropicana.
554
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,764
You are not
my man, Malik.
555
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,266
You're cute.
556
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,298
You got a... a nice
little body on you.
557
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,565
The sex was... cool.
558
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,643
You got your own
money, you cook...
559
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,412
Robin, where you going
with this? It's not working out.
560
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:38,811
We were supposed to be two
free spirits, and you...
561
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,875
you got a little
too connected.
562
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,475
You'll find
somebody else.
563
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,617
It's not you; it's me.
564
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,420
But I love you.
565
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,656
Excuse me?
566
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,731
Uh, uh... psych.
567
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,659
(laughing):
You fell for it.
568
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,564
Hey, Tee Tee, get the people
back in here, dawg.
569
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,767
She fell for it.
570
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,270
You are a
very nice guy.
571
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,743
Really.
572
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,671
We just need a
little bit of space.
573
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,654
R-Rob, it's cool.
574
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,380
Bye, Robin.
575
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,986
Tee Tee, what the
hell just happened?
576
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,721
You got sprung,
my man.
577
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,687
You got sprung.
578
00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:31,287
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