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(laughter)
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Michael Jackson's
fingertips.
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MALIK:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Listen up, y'all.
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Listen, listen. Seriously.
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Now I know we didn't
get as far
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as we wanted to this season,
but, y'all,
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we still had a damn good year.
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(all agreeing)
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Right?
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And next year, we all
going to have rings.
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Oh!
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Well, except those y'all
who get cut...
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or fail your drug test or get
stabbed by your baby's mama.
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(laughing)
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I'm just saying.
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Tomorrow's not promised, y'all.
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But my $40 million contract is!
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No, seriously, y'all.
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Tonight, dinner's on me.
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(cheering and applause)
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JASON: I don't mean to steal
your thunder, dude,
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but the bill's been
taken care of.
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By who?
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By my man.
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Oh, we better check outside
for raining frogs,
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'cause this may be
the apocalypse.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm aware I have a
certain reputation
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for being fiscally
responsible.
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-Tightwad.
-Cheap.
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ALL:
Cheap.
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All right, all right,
I know, I know, I know,
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and I'm proud of it.
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But somebody made me realize
that every once in a while
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it's nice to show a
little appreciation.
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Personally, I would
have appreciated it
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if some of you hadn't ordered
double desserts-- Bob.
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Sabers!
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ALL:
Sabers!
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All right...
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Before we wrap this up,
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I got a little presentation
to make.
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The first annual...
(imitates fanfare)
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Pittsey Awards.
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Yes, yes.
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honoring individuals
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for outstanding achievement
both on and off the field.
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First up...
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to the rookie
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who went from
head up his ass
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to tearing up
the grass.
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The "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Award goes to...
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Derwin Dav...?
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Is there a Derwin?
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Right here.
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(imitates dog barking)
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That's my man, that's my man.
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First of all,
I'd like to thank God
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for making all things possible.
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Big ups, G.
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And to the girl I couldn't
have done this without.
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Dionne. Where she at?
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I'm just playing, Mel.
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Yeah, it's all kicks and giggles
until somebody gets shot.
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Yeah.
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DERWIN: No, but seriously,
seriously, seriously...
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Thanks for making
me shine, Boo.
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Yeah, yeah, enough
of that, okay.
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Oh, "The Most Likely to Cry
at the Drop of a Hat" Award--
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Bob, you're up, my man.
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Bobby!
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Oh, oh, and now for a very
special award.
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"The Most Likely to Open For
Kevin Federline" Award...
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goes to our M.C.Q.B.
Malik Wright!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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When I'm a real rapper,
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I'm gonna have Melanie come back
and shoot all y'all.
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(ring tone playing hip-hop)
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Who 'dis?
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Babe, you're a hit.
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You were right-- I should have
done this a long time ago.
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Don't you feel like
king and queen of prom night?
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I will once I get you in
the back of that limo.
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Hey, y'all, guess what
superstar quarterback
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gonna be getting his lei
on in Hawaii?
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I made the All-Star
Game... again!
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(cheering)
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Yeah, boy!
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(ring tone playing "Moon River")
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I bet that's your agent
with your call.
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Yep.
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Hang on a second, Bernie.
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Uh, bottles of
Dom for everyone.
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Oh, I must be drunk.
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You know what, I'm gonna
put it on speakerphone
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so you can hear
what you have
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to look forward
to someday, rookie.
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Go ahead, Bernie.
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Yeah, bad news, J.
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You didn't make
the All-Star Game this year.
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(muffled laugh)
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Wow, J, that speaker
is really clear.
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What kind of
phone is that?
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Relax, Kel, they obviously
counted the votes wrong.
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Can't get a presidential
election right.
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You think they can't
mess up an All-Star Game?
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I'll have Bernie call
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the Commissioner's
office in the morning,
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get it all
straightened out.
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I'm sure you're
right, babe.
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But in the off chance
you didn't make it
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because voters,
you know,
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completely lost
their minds or something,
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you want to talk about it?
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I've made it the last
six years in a row.
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I had a great season.
Nothing to talk about.
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Except how much fun
you, me and Brittany
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are going to have
in Hawaii.
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And this year we're going
to do it up right.
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Instead of flying straight
home right after the game,
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we're going to have us
a real family vacation,
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stay the whole
weekend, huh, hmm?
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(laughing)
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You coming up?
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In a sec.
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I just need to add "bikini
wax" to my to-do list.
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Oh, me, too.
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Tasha.
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TASHA:
Hey, girl.
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He still in denial?
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Totally.
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I don't know what to do.
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He's convinced
it's a clerical error.
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Well, honey, I'm sorry, me and
Malik feel real bad about it.
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(fireworks exploding)
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Are you shooting off fireworks?
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Uh... no.
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(explosions continue)
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What just exploded
over my house?
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Maybe Jason shot himself.
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You better go check.
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Malik, would you stop
celebrating
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right over Jason's house.
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Jason had his day, Ma.
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This game is for the players
the fans want to see.
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Like your boy.
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That's true, baby.
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-Only the créme de la créme.
-Yeah.
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And Tasha Mack Management
is gonna be there in Hawaii
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to skim the créme
off the top.
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What?
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You know I've been wanting
to get more clients,
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and this is the
perfect opportunity.
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There'll be so many top
athletes in one place,
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it's going to be like
shooting fish in a barrel.
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Bad way to fish, Ms. Mack.
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Uh, Ma, I don't think
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you should go this year.
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You got a lot
to do around here.
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I still ain't heard
about my spot on MTV Cribs
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or my cameo on CSI.
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And I got
some packages coming.
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I need you here
to sign for them.
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Malik, I got a cell phone.
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And the Pitts can take
your packages.
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They ain't going nowhere.
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So what's really
going on here now?
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Tee Tee, you
know something?
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I don't want you taking
on any other clients.
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It's a conflict
of interest.
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And you know how out of
control selfish I am.
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Now, you're just going to
have to deal with that.
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I make the deals around here,
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Malik El
Debarge Wright.
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And that is one that I
am not signing off on.
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Geez, Kel.
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You got the place
lit up
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like a damn boat show.
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Oh, 70 degrees?
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If you're that cold,
close the refrigerator.
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-I just opened it.
-And why you need
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all that light in there?
What, you planning on reading?
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It wasn't a
mistake, was it, J?
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No, no, it wasn't.
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The mistake was opening up the
voting to the dumb-ass fans.
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You're right.
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What do they know?
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Sorry I don't have
a sexy end zone dance.
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Yeah, forget them if they don't
get how sexy the robot is.
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Nobody breaks it and
fixes it like you do.
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Oh, my God--
is that how I look?
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Screw the fans.
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We're going to go on a
family vacation anyway.
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Grand Canyon,
Mount Rushmore.
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I'm sure Brittany would love
to tour the wine country.
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We're not going
on vacation.
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Kelly, we may never
go anywhere again.
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I got to regroup,
focus on my game
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instead of letting you talk me
into spending
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thousands of dollars
on vacations and dinners and...
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store-bought apples.
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You're wasting the whole yard
out there growing roses.
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When was the last time
you ate a rose, Kel?
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Jason, I know you're upset.
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But try to remember how
good you felt last night
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celebrating with our friends.
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And what the hell
were we celebrating?
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That we didn't make
the championship?
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That we lost
the playoffs?
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I didn't even play
in all the playoffs.
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I left halfway
through a game
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to go see you
in the hospital.
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So what is this,
my fault?
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It wasn't my robot dance.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying no more
luxuries around here.
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What luxuries?
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Wha...?
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Bottled water?
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No, from now on it's tap.
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And speaking of tap,
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no more dance lessons
for Brittany.
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No, she can robot
like the rest of us.
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This was a great idea.
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Yeah, girl,
you know how I do.
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Well, you know how
I like to get done.
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(egg timer dings)
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Oops! Time's up, Mel.
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Just-just five more
minutes, please.
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No! I promised I'd help
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keep you focused
on your studies.
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Five minutes? Girl, please.
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(knocking on door)
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Whoever that is,
I'm going to get rid of them.
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Kelly. Melanie
can't play right now.
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She has homework.
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Melanie, I really need
to talk to you.
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Kelly, did you not hear me?
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I haven't had any
good gossip all day.
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Can't I just get
five minutes' worth?
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You got three minutes, woman.
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Then it's back
to the books, Mel.
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Hey, uh...
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Med School,
I need to talk to you.
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Kelly Pitts, what
are you doing here?
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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I need your advice.
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I have been
looking for you.
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I need yours.
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So wait. Nobody really
wanted to talk to me?
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Girl, now, you know
you're the last resort.
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KELLY:
Come on.
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We need wine for this.
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Boo, why don't you
just put them out?
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'Cause it's obvious
you're not needed here.
258
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,847
Jason's past denial.
259
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,489
Now he's blaming me.
260
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,453
MELANIE:
Come on. Please?
261
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:58,161
I think it's really
going to be good.
262
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,695
Okay, fine. I'm gonna go
to the comic book store.
263
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,332
But if it's good,
you best be sharing.
264
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,797
None of this girlie,
Sunbeam,
265
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,336
keep it in the circle,
I got my period crap.
266
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,943
I can't go back to
living cheap again.
267
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,135
Oh, girl, I'm so tired
268
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,836
of repeating myself.
269
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,208
Okay, now, as usual, you got
to stick to your guns.
270
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,747
You can't take
one step forward,
271
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,982
and then two steps back.
272
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,777
Stop letting that man
run your life.
273
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,679
Hell, I'm just going
to make you a tape.
274
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,092
So, catch me up.
What did I miss?
275
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,664
It'll all be on the tape.
276
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,892
So my turn.
277
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,617
I told Malik
I wanted to get more clients.
278
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,831
He told me he don't want me to
have any other clients but him.
279
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,955
Now, I don't want to lose Malik
as a client,
280
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,400
but if I wait until his career
281
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,625
is on the downhill slide
like Jason's...
282
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,440
Tasha, too soon.
283
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,302
Well, I'm just saying.
284
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,240
Look, if I don't
build my business now,
285
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,235
it might be too late
for me to even have a career.
286
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,778
What do I do?
287
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,713
-Well...
-Wait, wait, wait.
288
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,849
I think I got this one.
289
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,075
No, I've got nothing.
290
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,520
Now you see why we
don't come see you?
291
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,787
I do.
292
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,915
I really do.
293
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,761
Tasha, you and I are both
going to take your advice.
294
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,527
We're going to
stick to our guns,
295
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,095
and we're not going to
let men run our lives.
296
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,204
Hear! Hear!
297
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,537
And not only that.
298
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,143
We, as women, have to...
299
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,843
Damn!
300
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,780
Just clean up when you're done.
301
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,651
I've seen the light.
302
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:37,059
I am not going back
to living in the Dark Ages.
303
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,064
No more rinsing out
paper towels
304
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,956
or refrying refried beans.
305
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,759
I am sorry you didn't make
the All-Star game,
306
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,772
but I have tasted real crab,
307
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,095
and I am done with crab
with a "K."
308
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,341
I can't be the woman
I used to be.
309
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:58,447
And I need you to be the man
you were last night.
310
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,781
(sighs)
311
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,447
Those two people,
plus their daughter,
312
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,415
need a vacation.
313
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,245
Time together.
314
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,520
To reconnect.
315
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,459
Because, if this team
falls apart, it will...
316
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,104
Jason...
317
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,840
This isn't just about
not making the All-Star game.
318
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,135
Kelly, it's about
what that means.
319
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,507
It's the end
of my damn career.
320
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,411
-Don't worry, baby.
-What am I...?
321
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,979
Without football,
what am I going to do?
322
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,050
What am I going to do,
Kelly?
323
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,861
It's going to be okay.
324
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,204
If I could just have
three more solid years,
325
00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,509
I swear I... I could walk away
with no regrets.
326
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,113
Sweetie, it's football.
327
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,576
No one knows how long
they're going to have.
328
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,805
Yeah, maybe not, but,
329
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,020
at 31, you know,
I'm on the downside.
330
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,353
Okay, so maybe you are,
331
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,090
But if you start mourning
your career before it's over,
332
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,427
you're going to
cheat yourself
333
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,562
out of enjoying all the
years you have left.
334
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,559
We have left.
335
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,030
Babe, we have to start
thinking about the future.
336
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,369
We can't be living
like kings.
337
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,244
We got a daughter
to put through college.
338
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,772
Retirement. You know how much
those retirement homes cost?
339
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,268
With our luck,
340
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,510
we'll probably live
to be 80.
341
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,814
Hell, you're white.
You'll probably live longer.
342
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,906
Jason, we could
live to 180,
343
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,251
and we'd still have
plenty of money.
344
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,486
But if...
345
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,963
going back to saving
346
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,921
is going to
make you happy,
347
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,730
then that's
what we'll do.
348
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,232
Only thing that
would make me happy
349
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,364
is if I could
play football long enough
350
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,629
to get a ring. I...
351
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,068
Then my career would
mean something, you know?
352
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,465
I'd definitely make it
to the Hall of Fame.
353
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,178
You may still
get those things.
354
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:14,706
But one thing you're sure
to have is a family.
355
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,581
Me and Brittany.
356
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:22,320
We're your legacy.
357
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,803
(fireworks exploding)
358
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,936
I hate those guys.
359
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,544
Okay, you're on the list.
360
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,350
Magic, Cookie.
361
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,184
All right.
362
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,949
Man, where these people
get these names from?
363
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,519
Tee Tee, what the hell?
364
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,457
What list?
365
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,792
And where you getting
magic cookies?
366
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,686
Oh, it's nothing, man.
Don't concern yourself.
367
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,689
What?
368
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,030
(phone rings)
369
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,696
Who 'dis?
370
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,669
Michael Vick is RSVPing
to what, now?
371
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,966
Yeah, I'll tell him.
372
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,569
That's Michael Vick
plus one? Cool.
373
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,711
Ma!
374
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,247
Tee Tee, why wouldn't
you tell me
375
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,052
Ma's throwing a party
in Hawaii?
376
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,984
Look, she made me sign a
nondisclosure agreement
377
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,421
with Tasha Mack
Management.
378
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,185
I've already said too much.
379
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,318
-Ma?
-Hmm?
380
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,590
I told you I didn't want
you to go to Hawaii.
381
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,329
Now you're going, and
you're throwing a party?!
382
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,564
It's actually more of a luau.
383
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,199
Do you know what
nondisclosure means?
384
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,196
Yeah, and you spelled it wrong.
385
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,669
Why are you
defying me, Ma?
386
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,307
I put my foot down!
387
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,843
Look, I am throwing a party
in Hawaii to raise my profile.
388
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,778
Now, I'm sorry you
don't want to share me,
389
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,313
but you got to stop being
so selfish and grow up.
390
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,280
And if you ever put your
foot down like that again,
391
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,889
you better be saving
me from a roach.
392
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,621
Ease up on him,
Ms. Mack.
393
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,917
There are undercurrents
of which you are unaware.
394
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,959
Damn it, Tee Tee, shut up!
395
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:05,963
And mind you own business.
396
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,255
Man, I was just...
You know what?
397
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,928
I can't be caught
between you two anymore.
398
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,267
It's tearing me apart.
399
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,743
What undercurrents
is he referring to, Malik?
400
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,273
Don't make me
say it, Ma.
401
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,868
I said, what undercurrents?
402
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,579
Okay.
403
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,042
Look.
404
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,781
Big-name athletes
want big-time managers.
405
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,205
They don't want you.
406
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,450
They're going to laugh at you
behind your back.
407
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,086
So what? Now you
don't believe in me?
408
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,263
I do believe in you, Ma.
409
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,562
I just don't want you
to get your feelings hurt.
410
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,834
Baby.
411
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,901
My water broke
at the prom.
412
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,672
I have suffered
the slings and arrows.
413
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,973
Ma, I'm telling you,
if they're dogging you,
414
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,535
I'm going to want to fight them.
415
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,713
Baby, you don't have
to fight anybody.
416
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,412
People are always
going to laugh at you
417
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,684
when you try and do better.
418
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,282
Oh, like when I took
that oil painting class?
419
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,146
Don't help me, baby.
420
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,975
Just let Mama talk.
421
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,690
Now, look.
422
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,822
People laughed at me
when I was a single mom
423
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,987
telling them that I was going
to raise my baby to be a star.
424
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,757
But I did that.
425
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,455
I'm going to do this, too.
426
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,797
So all them little haters
can kiss my black ass.
427
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,125
Our black ass.
428
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,741
I love you, Ma.
429
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,512
I love you, too, baby.
430
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,808
I wish Daddy could have
stopped crying long enough
431
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,347
to come see my game.
432
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,423
As soon as Daddy's
allergies clear up,
433
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,422
I'm sure he'll come
see all your games.
434
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,424
I thought Daddy was crying
because of the All-Star...
435
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,746
Oh, here. Suck on this, honey.
436
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,720
I don't want you
getting too dehydrated
437
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,259
after your big game.
438
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:50,103
We don't need the pity eyes,
okay? Jason's fine.
439
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,533
Contract year
can be stressful.
440
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,129
Not for us.
441
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,601
(horn honks)
442
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,398
Excuse me.
You ladies need a ride?
443
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,436
(laughs)
444
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,142
Oh, my God.
445
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,181
You sold the house!
446
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,706
Jason...
447
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,580
even when it really is
time for us to retire,
448
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,951
I am not...
449
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,849
This, Jason,
will never work for me.
450
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,961
It's not a retirement home.
451
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,992
Okay, you were right.
452
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,256
I need to... I need to forget
about football for a while.
453
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,927
And we need to reconnect.
454
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,134
So hop in.
455
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,696
The Pitts are going
on vacation.
456
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,534
(horn honks)
457
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,268
But we're not even packed.
458
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,404
Don't worry about it.
459
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,038
We'll hit up an outlet mall
on the way.
460
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,402
You can go crazy!
461
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,007
Come on, Brit!
462
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,545
Let's go!
463
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,393
Are you really
up for this?
464
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,715
As long as
we're together,
465
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,929
I'm up for
anything, baby.
466
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,262
Me, too, Daddy?
467
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,597
You bet, Brit Brat.
468
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,762
All right, now,
hold tight.
469
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,869
I don't really know how
to drive this thing.
470
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,002
So where are we going?
471
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,768
Yellowstone, Yosemite?
472
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,406
Wine country?
473
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,043
I was kind of thinking
maybe Canton, Ohio.
474
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,478
Ohio?
475
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,313
Why?
476
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,978
No reason.
477
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,351
KELLY:
Wait, isn't the Football Hall of Fame in Canton?
478
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,448
JASON:
Is it?
479
00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:26,048
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