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(door closes)
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Here's your creatine.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Vitamin Barn
wasn't open yet,
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so I had to run across
the border real quick.
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It was actually
20 pesos cheaper.
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Well, way to shop
for the bargain, babe,
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but guess who had to drive
Brittany to school.
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No one.
And you know what they call
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a girl without an education?
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Yeah. Paris Hilton.
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Jason.
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Playoffs, Kel. Get with it.
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Oh! And what's this?
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I don't know.
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Why, it's a confirmation
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from The Four Seasons
for my parents.
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Oh, great. They're confirmed.
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No, no, not great.
I'm not paying for this.
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What are you thinking?
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Well, I would have
pitched a tent for them,
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but I know how you fuss
about the lawn.
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Come, on Jason,
The Four Seasons
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is the only place that
they like to stay.
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Of course it is.
My dad's always happier
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if he can waste my money.
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You know, he wanted to fly
out here first class.
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I put a bullet in that quick.
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Cancel this--
they're staying here.
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Babe, you know your
mother doesn't like me.
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Kel, the woman hasn't
liked you for seven years.
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What's one more weekend?
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The last thing we need
during playoffs is to have
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the person that stresses
you out the most,
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the person who
stresses me out the most,
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staying in the guest room
right next to us.
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Well, that's right.
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I didn't even think about that.
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See, that's why we're a team.
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So keep The Four Seasons?
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Oh, no. Just tidy up
the guest room
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at the end of the hall.
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(sighs)
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Yeah.
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This is basically just
a little feather dust.
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(sighs)
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When you said
come over for cocktails,
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I should have known
it was a trap.
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I would have come
to help regardless.
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You didn't need a trap.
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Eww... Is that a trap?
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Oh, that's Brittany's ant farm.
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White folks'll make
a pet out of anything.
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No. No. No-no-no-no-no!
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What is that, a stain?
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Oh, great, Jason's mom's
gonna see a stain.
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A stain will lead to a look,
which leads to ridicule,
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which leads to judgment,
which always leads back
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to my trailer park upbringing.
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You grew up in a trailer park?
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No. I grew up
in a tract house in Reseda.
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You say that like it's better.
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It might be.
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Girl, just paint over it.
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TASHA:
Oh, and while you at it,
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paint over your child's
Picasso, too.
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What?
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Oh!
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Brittany! Oh,
this isn't happening.
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Well... I guess we're just gonna
have to paint the whole room.
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We?
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Ha!
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Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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You must have me confused
with the Tasha Mack
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who jumped in the back
of your car at Home Depot.
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Tasha!
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Kelly!
You're not the only one
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who has folks coming in
for the playoffs.
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I got Junie and them, P.J.,
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Deshaun, Marquise,
DeQuan and Ted.
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Until you got to Ted,
I didn't know
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you were talking about people.
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Point is, I'm putting them
all up at the hotel
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just like you should be doing
with Jason's parents.
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Well, it's moot because Jason
wants his parents to stay here.
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And once again,
you do all the work.
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I keep telling you.
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You need to tell Jason
what you want.
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I know, I know...
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Find your voice, girl.
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Find your voice.
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You guys think
I don't try. I do.
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He just doesn't
seem to hear me.
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Well,
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in that case,
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find your paint brush.
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Find your paint brush.
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Can you believe her?
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I know.
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This is more
of a roller job.
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Good luck, girl.
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Yo, rook.
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-What's up?
-Today's your lucky day.
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I know, man.
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Making it to the playoffs
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my first season
in the league-- whoo!
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I am truly blessed.
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Yeah. Whatever.
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I need a practice partner.
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-Practice for what? -Practice
rubbing lotion on my ass.
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Look, meet me on the
field at 10:00 tonight.
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Did you say tonight?
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Yeah. Is that a problem?
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No! No, no.
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I'll be there.
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Hey, you was just kidding
about that lotion thing, right?
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Kel, what... Ooh.
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Why'd you get out of bed, baby?
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Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
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Did I wake you?
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No. Actually,
it's Mr. Peepers.
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He's, uh, looking
for Madame Wu.
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Jason, I have to get
this painting done.
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Are you speaking
for Madame Wu?
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Mm...
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Jason.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
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You can finish
this tomorrow.
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Mmm...
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Mr. Peepers... has spoken.
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(Kelly laughs)
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(sighs)
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Oh, God.
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(sighs)
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KELLY:
You'll be staying here.
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I hope you like it.
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See how we lugging
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this stuff up here?
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That's why God invented limos.
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And drivers.
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Oh, I didn't mind
picking you up.
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Mmm.
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A limo would have been on time.
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Sorry.
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I had to stop three places
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to find that favorite
barbecue sauce of yours.
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Oh, sugar, I am
in no mood
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for my son's half-
price street meat.
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And where
is Brittany?
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I'm dying to see
my grand-baby.
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Brittany?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
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Where is she?
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Yeah.
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She's at her friend
Lindsay's house.
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Where I arranged
with Lindsay's parents,
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Martha and Max,
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wonderful people,
who agreed to keep her
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until I picked her up,
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which is what
I'm going to go do... now.
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I'm really so sorry, Mrs...
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I don't get paid
enough for this.
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Whatever.
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This is embarrassing.
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School ended two hours ago.
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I know, baby. Hold on.
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Can we please just
talk about something else?
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Well, I'm just saying,
it sure is taking her
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a long time
to find her own child.
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-Mmm.
-At a friend's house.
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Now, you know
she lost that girl.
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Yeah.
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Got my grandbaby
wandering around
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-like some Brazilian
glue-huffer. -Mom.
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You'd think Kelly'd
at least be a good mom.
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She's got nothing
else to do.
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Not everybody
can be you, Mom.
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You really set
the bar high.
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THOMAS:
Look, boy.
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When I won the championship,
I didn't have
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all these distractions.
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I mean, I was focused.
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If Kelly can't handle things
around here,
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then you ought to hire
some help.
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JASON:
Dad, she doesn't want help!
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She likes doing
things herself.
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Well, what was
she thinking
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putting us in a room
full of paint fumes?
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-Yeah!
-Jason...
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she's trying
to kill us.
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-Mom!
-Yeah.
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-Book us a hotel.
-No!
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What?!
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Well, why don't you have
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that lazy wife
of yours doing it?
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She's not doing
anything else.
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JASON:
I'm not paying for a hotel.
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You can... waste
your own money.
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How you going to tell me
how to spend my money?
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Living in a $4-million-house
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with cheap-ass wine
and gas station toilet paper.
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Hey!
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We're back!
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-Hey!
-Grandma! Grandpa!
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Lookie here.
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All right! Ha-ha.
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MARIA:
There's that little cold nose.
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(grandparents laughing)
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(phone ringing)
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Hello.
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Boy, where the hell you at?
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We got practice.
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Again?
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Dawg, it's almost midnight.
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Boy, I don't care.
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Hustle your butt.
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Melanie, wake up.
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Malik mentioned my butt again.
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Should I be worried?
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Jason.
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We need to talk.
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Is the house on fire?
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-No, but...
-Home invasion?
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-No.
-Somebody dying?
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Kind of.
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Good. Then it can wait
till after playoffs.
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Wait.
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Who's dying?
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Nobody.
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You're right.
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It can wait
until after playoffs.
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My room stinks like paint.
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Well...
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Get in, sweetie.
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We'll have a little
slumber party.
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You know who had a
slumber party? Aubrey.
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Kelly.
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Come on, Brit.
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Let's go have our slumber
party downstairs.
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Yeah!
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Good night.
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All right, run a
skinny post on "yo mama."
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Set! Yo mama!
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DERWIN:
Ow!
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No, come on, man!
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Boy, you gotta get
your hands up quicker.
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I can't see the
cotton-picking lines.
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You don't need to see
the cotton-picking lines.
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All you need to
know are the routes,
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which you should
know in your sleep.
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Then let me get
some sleep, man.
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We've been out here
every night this week, Malik.
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The game's tomorrow.
If you don't have it by now,
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then you ain't gonna have it.
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What you just say, rookie?
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You saying I don't have it?
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Boy, I got it.
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Y'all ain't gonna blame
me if we lose tomorrow.
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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,806
Now, get your narrow ass
out there and catch this ball.
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Hey, Malik.
Whoa, hold on a second.
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Is that what
this is about?
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Huh? You think we're gonna
blame you if we lose?
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Dawg, I ain't up for
no Dr. Phil moment.
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Go on.
265
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,154
(panting)
266
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,488
Malik, man.
267
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,492
You're one of the best
quarterbacks I've ever seen.
268
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,424
All you gotta do tomorrow is
go out there and do your thing
269
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,691
and we'll win.
270
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,429
And in some small chance
we don't, then hell,
271
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,995
we can blame the defense.
272
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,426
Just don't want to
let anybody down.
273
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,041
You won't.
274
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,912
You're all right, Derwin.
275
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,714
What?
276
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,776
You just called me "Derwin."
277
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,384
(laughing)
278
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,445
Yeah.
279
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,653
Now, let's get some sleep.
280
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,798
(sighs)
281
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,698
(moans)
282
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,014
Whoa, Kel,
what's going on?
283
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,749
My bag's not ready yet?
284
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:23,054
I told you I wanted to get
to the stadium early.
285
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,346
You're slipping, baby,
you're slipping.
286
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,549
Um!
287
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,720
Did you put this
through the blender?
288
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,030
I didn't want to
wake Brittany.
289
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,262
Oh, I'm sorry, is Brittany
290
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,196
playing in a football game
today?
291
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,072
It's teamwork, Kelly,
teamwork.
292
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,501
It's the only way
this can work.
293
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,496
I can't drink this.
294
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,197
-Sorry.
-It's okay.
295
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,569
I'll give you a chance
to make it up to me.
296
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,776
You can, uh... wear your hair
curly to the game for good luck.
297
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,381
That's an all-day project.
298
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,712
I still have to drop
299
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,078
your parents tickets
off at their hotel,
300
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,975
get Brittany ready and
take her over to Kimmy's
301
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,517
and then I have
to come back...
302
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,482
That all sounds
great, Kel,
303
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,219
but I need the curls,
got to have the curls,
304
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:02,355
can't win without the curls.
Can I get the curls?
305
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,592
Curls it is.
306
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,986
Give me one.
307
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,930
Love you.
308
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,035
ANNOUNCER: Everyone please rise
for the National Anthem.
309
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,578
No, no, no, no, no, no.
310
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,012
No, I'm not there yet.
311
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,947
Sung by song stylist
Miss Patti LaBelle.
312
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,375
Oh, thank God.
313
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,889
That'll give me an extra
30 minutes.
314
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,452
The pass is caught by Pitts
on the five...
315
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,721
and it's a touchdown!
316
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,919
(cheering)
317
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,485
That's my boy.
318
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,429
See how he held 'em off
with the shoulder?
319
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,364
I taught him that.
That's a Pitts maneuver.
320
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,071
Where's Kelly? I can't
believe she's missing this.
321
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,003
I know. It's so
not like her.
322
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,968
It's exactly like her
323
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,507
to miss the most important
day of Jason's life.
324
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,643
No disrespect, Mama Pitts,
but the Kelly I know
325
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,308
would go through hell
and high water
326
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,247
for that son of yours,
327
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,211
so I don't know who
you're talking about.
328
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,280
And you are?
329
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,349
She's Tasha.
330
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,217
And I'm nobody.
331
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,825
(phone ringing)
332
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,464
Oh!
333
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,658
(sobbing)
334
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,669
Tasha, I'm worried.
Kelly's not answering.
335
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,002
She probably ran back
to white folks.
336
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,169
She can't put up
with all this.
337
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,367
I think we should
go over there.
338
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,380
Maybe you're right.
339
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,481
(phone ringing)
340
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,386
(sobbing)
341
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:46,260
(cheering)
342
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,828
Yo, Pitts.
343
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,371
You're playing
good out there.
344
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,235
A couple of things.
345
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,603
Sell that hitch
a little harder
346
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,640
-and don't push off, the refs
are watching. -Yes, sir.
347
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,566
And oh, yeah,
your wife's in the hospital.
348
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,781
What?
349
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,112
She's okay-- I don't think
350
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,647
it's anything serious,
she just collapsed.
351
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,782
What? What? My wife what?
352
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,876
I'll have a car
ready for you
353
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,878
as soon as the game's over.
354
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,349
Look, don't worry, dawg.
355
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,447
We'll dedicate your
next touchdown to Kelly.
356
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,719
I gotta go, dude.
357
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,357
-I gotta go. -No! What the hell
are you talking about, man?!
358
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,833
You just going to bitch out
on us in the middle of a game?
359
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,992
Dawg, this is the playoffs.
360
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,230
Bitch out? We're talking
about my wife, Malik.
361
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,126
You do what you
got to do, son.
362
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,368
You sure this is
what you got to do?
363
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,244
Yeah.
364
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,941
You just gonna
walk out, man?
365
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,882
So I've just been
riding the rookie's ass
366
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,484
all week for nothing?
367
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,545
Can we just please
leave my ass out of this?
368
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,215
Too bad, Davis. I was going
to put you in for Pitts,
369
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,785
but if you don't
want to play...
370
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,023
Oh, hell no!
371
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,258
I mean, Coach,
my ass is all yours.
372
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,763
I'm in the game, y'all!
373
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,225
(whoops)
374
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,464
Yeah, Coach!
375
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,072
KELLY:
Thank you.
376
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,344
Tash, hand me my clothes.
377
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,472
We might still be able
to make the game.
378
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,837
Girl, lay your butt down.
You ain't going nowhere.
379
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,036
Kelly...
380
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,038
even though you just had
an anxiety attack,
381
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,440
its important for you
to stay put
382
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,351
so the doctors
can monitor you... stat.
383
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,884
I'm sorry, I just always
wanted to say that.
384
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,051
You know what I always
wanted to say?
385
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,390
Your husband is an ass...
386
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,324
Tasha!
387
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,119
We said we were going
to be constructive.
388
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,191
I don't have time to tiptoe
around the issues.
389
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,059
I'm tired of this.
390
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,298
Look, while the nurse
was finding your vein,
391
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,033
we made a list of your issues
on the back of your EKG,
392
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,700
so you can address them
with Jason.
393
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,267
Read it, Tasha.
394
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,636
Number one--
395
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,614
no more wind-up cars.
396
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,112
Y'all can afford gas.
397
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,484
Number two...
398
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,612
Thanks, guys.
399
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,947
But I know exactly what
I'm going to say.
400
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,954
"Jason, I'm hiring a lawyer"?
401
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:53,286
No, I'm going to say, "Jason..."
402
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,658
Hand my my purse.
403
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,558
"Jason...
404
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,829
"I don't mind doing my part
for the team..."
405
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,968
Follow the arrows.
406
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,565
"...but I need you to do yours.
407
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,737
When your parents..."
408
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,276
What's that word?
409
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,082
"Crit... criticized."
410
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,075
"...criticized me,
411
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,376
"and you didn't... defend me,
412
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,249
"I realized you don't
appreciate me or anything I do.
413
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,989
And that has to change."
414
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,415
Or I'm going to get
a lawyer.
415
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,289
Add that. That's all
that's missing.
416
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,264
Jason?
417
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,129
What are you
doing here?
418
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,398
What do you mean
what am I doing here?
419
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,726
My wife's
in a hospital bed.
420
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Forget her.
The game's still going on.
421
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:43,699
You left my baby hanging?
422
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,610
Who the hell
is he throwing the ball to?
423
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,312
Tasha, Tasha,
we'll find a TV outside.
424
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,177
How you feeling?
425
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,345
You really left the game
to be with me?
426
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,345
Kel, forget the game.
427
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,447
Well, won't you have
to pay a fine?
428
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,590
That's why we save, babe.
429
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,125
So moments like this,
we can do what's important.
430
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,190
What's important right now
431
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,501
is you getting better.
432
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,631
What's this?
433
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,467
It's not important anymore.
434
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,438
You... you scared me.
435
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,381
I'm glad you're okay.
436
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,086
You are okay, right?
437
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,622
'Cause I won't... I'll...
438
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,416
I'm great.
439
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,988
Good, 'cause we're tired
of standing out there.
440
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,257
You are tired
of everything today.
441
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,698
Is that Rookie?
442
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,332
-(crowd cheering on TV)
-Go, Rookie!
443
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,997
-Go, Derwin!
-Go, Rookie!
444
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,025
-Go, Rookie!
-Go! Go! Go!
445
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,370
Go, Rookie! Go, Rookie!
446
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,666
And rookie Derwin Davis scores!
447
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:56,507
The Sabers advance to the next
round of the playoffs.
448
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,576
Oh, my God.
449
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,420
What?!
450
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,352
How's Kelly doing?
451
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,549
She's better.
452
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,190
She's resting.
Mom's up there with her.
453
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,456
You left your mother
alone with her?
454
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,795
It's okay.
I gave Kelly some Mace.
455
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,632
(chuckles)
456
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,213
Looks like we pulled
it out, huh?
457
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:29,382
Yep, yep, yep.
458
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,482
Would have been nice if
you'd been there, though.
459
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,984
Sure, Dad, it...
it would have been nice.
460
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,977
But I have priorities,
you know.
461
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,190
Oh, clearly. Clearly.
462
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,524
I'm just saying...
463
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,561
you will never get
one of these
464
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,756
if you don't want
it bad enough.
465
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,529
Are you telling me that I don't
want a ring, old man?
466
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,540
I bust my ass
till my bones are sore.
467
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,102
Don't tell me I don't
want a ring. I want a ring.
468
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,141
Bad.
469
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,466
It's just
470
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,440
when it comes down to it,
there's another ring...
471
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,639
that's more important.
472
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,510
Oh, don't get all
self-righteous with me.
473
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,519
If you took care of your wife
like I take care of your mother,
474
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,982
she wouldn't have ended up
in a hospital bed.
475
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,421
What are you trying to say?
476
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,286
Maybe if you'd loosen
up those purse strings
477
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,086
a little and stop running
her into the ground,
478
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:23,157
you'd have a ring, a happy wife
and two-ply toilet paper.
479
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,530
Not every problem can be solved
by throwing money at it, Dad.
480
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,769
If you knew that, maybe you'd
still have most of yours.
481
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,206
Oh, poor Jason.
482
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,312
Tough childhood.
483
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,283
Had to move around a lot.
484
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,712
Change schools,
make new friends.
485
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,546
Had your Porsche repossessed
when you were 17.
486
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,452
All because your
Hall of Fame daddy
487
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,884
didn't handle
his money right.
488
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,489
And you're doing everything
in your power not to be him.
489
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,292
Well, that's all
well and good, son,
490
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,456
but everything you're doing
to prove me wrong,
491
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,655
is killing your wife.
492
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,228
KELLY:
I have to drive to Kimmy's.
493
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,497
I forgot Brittany.
494
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,326
Hold up.
495
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,474
You go back to bed, baby.
496
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,939
I'll... I'll go get her.
497
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,783
KELLY:
Thanks, honey.
498
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,378
Mm-mm-mm.
499
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,890
That little girl
doesn't stand a chance.
500
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,952
Mm-mm.
501
00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:26,552
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