All language subtitles for The Game s01e01 Away Game.eng

(Derwin, woman laughing)

DERWIN:
That tickles.

WOMAN:
Derwin, that feels good.

DERWIN:
It's not too big?

WOMAN:
No, it fits perfectly.

Ooh, don't do that;
you'll stretch it out.

Derwin, dinner.

DERWIN:
I'm coming!

So, Armani suit for your arrival

at the stadium
and the Chip & Pepper jeans

with the Christian Audigier
T-shirt

for any off-field
activities

Got it.

That outfit still needs
a little something.

I'll give it some thought.

And you're sure my
yellow three-piece

is not the move
for Miami?

(chuckling):
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Goodnight, Melanie,
and you take care.

Good night, Dionne,
and you... buckle up.

It's the law.

Okay.

"Buckle up,
it's the law"?

Well, if you don't mind
her hitting a pole

and flying through
a windshield,

then I certainly don't.

Baby, baby, baby, you got
to stop tripping about Dionne.

She's my image consultant.

She's just doing her job.

Well, why does she
have to do it in our bedroom?

Because that's where
my clothes are.

Oh, okay.

What are you doing?

Cleaning out
your new closet.

Ladies, now that
our wine hour

is in its third hour,

I say we choose a charity

for the Sunbeam fundraiser

before we all end
up like Tara.

(all laughing)

Well, how about
the San Diego Symphony?

No, we should back
the Art Museum.

What about public radio?

Uh-huh, raising money
for rich white folks.

That really warms my heart.

How about helping some of these
poor black kids

we got running around here

starting with
this one?

Mommy, there's a man here
with flowers.

Maybe they're from Daddy.

Sweetie, you know
Daddy doesn't believe

in giving perishable
signs of affection.

You must have the wrong house.

Melanie Burnett?

They're for me?

Here you go, sweetie.

Wow!

Is this really

Jason Pitts' house?

Yes, and there's
Jason Pitts' door.

Use it.

Well, come on! Come on, share.

Oh, it's okay.

It's just Derwin
being sweet.

Aw, she's shy.

I'll read it.

"Sorry if my rhyme is lame,

"but I want you there
when they call my name,

"Without you, Miami
won't be the same.

So here's a ticket
to my first away game."

ALL:
Oh...

He is sweet.

You are so lucky.

I know, that's why

it's going to be so hard
to tell him

that I can't go.

What?
Why?

Maybe she can't take no more
of that janky poetry.

Melanie, the guys never
invite us to away games.

You have to go.

I can't. I really need
to study this weekend.

So, study during the game.

I can get through a Vogue,
a People and two Ebonys

by halftime.

First you steal our men,
now our magazines.

You are crazy if you don't go.

"Away game" is just a football
term for "license to cheat."

Or in Tara's case,
a visit with his other family.

Melanie, we're
just saying

that away games are dangerous.

That's why we Sunbeams
all take turns

showing up unexpectedly.

So if a man

is even tempted to cheat,
he knows

there's a chance
that another wife might see him.

Oh, Allie, I'll watch Howie
for you in Miami

if you'll watch Jason
in Seattle.

Mm, done.

You guys really do that?

Sure. We call it
"suspicion management."

I have the best marriage in
the league, and I still do it.

I think of it
as relationship insurance.

No, these
are relationship insurance.

I cannot believe you guys
didn't even notice.

Oh, my God, when
did you get them?

They're fabulous.

I knew you looked
different.

I thought it
was your hair.

Clearly, these are not the women
you need

to be taking advice from.

Trying to keep your men
with sneak attacks

and chest grenades.

Y'all are just pitiful.

Well, we wouldn't have
to be so pitiful

if someone who travels
to all the games

would report back to us.

I go to the games
as my son's manager.

I'll do y'all's charity work,

but I will not do
y'all's dirty work.

I'm with Tasha.

I don't know how you people
live this way.

I trust Derwin.

He would never cheat on me.

Then that's a better reason
to go.

You've got a good man
who wants you there.

Why would you want
to disappoint him?

Sweetie,

don't let your cream
turn to crap.

Hey, rookie, you're
not wearing your jock.

(men whistling)

Ooh-wee!

Derwin... that's not
a good look for you.

Really?

I thought I was rocking
this jock strap.

Anyway, I found

your perfect
little something

for your casual look
in Miami.

Damn, that's almost
as big as mine.

Maybe he doesn't need
to compensate as much.

Ask your moms
if I need to compensate.

Now you just remember
what I told you--

you see any photographers
in Miami...

Stand next to Malik.

And don't forget
to smile,

because you have
a beautiful one.

See? There it is.

Bye.

(men whooping)

That'll work.

So, you going
to hit that in Miami?

No, man!
You mind if I do?

Knock yourself out.

I'm taking
my girlfriend.

MALIK:
What? (men grumbling)

Damn, you rookies are thick.

You never invite your girl

to an away game and in Miami.

That's where all
the hot senoritas are, dog.

You never heard
of a South Beach Sandwich?

(chuckles)

Guys, I'm not interested
in any girl but Melanie.

You know what?
Good for you, man.

You still can't bring her.

It's a pipeline straight
back to the wives.

Mr. Cornball Faithful,

trying to be one
of the fellas.

You know you don't
get down like that.

Why don't you ask
your mama how I get down.

Sorry. I didn't know.

I can't just uninvite her.

This ain't a "you're sorry
and you can't," rookie.

This is a "you're gonna
and you will."

And put on that jock.
You disgust me.

Aw, Derwin,

you sweetheart.

I'm really excited
about going to Miami.

I'm really glad
you feel that way, baby.

Yeah, it's going
to be a good time.

Although...

I feel a little bad.

You know, the coach
says girlfriends aren't allowed

in the same hotel room.

What with the practice

and team dinner, I won't be able
to see you that much.

Or you know, even at all.

Or you don't want me
to go, do you?

Afraid you won't have

any fun
with the away-game hoochies?

Hoochies?

Hoochies?!

Oh, so now you're acting

like hoochies don't exist
in football.

Oh, hoochies!

Okay, it's like this.

You can't go.

The guys don't want
wives and girlfriends

at the away games,

and I can't be the only
guy who brings his girl.

It's okay, Derwin,
I get it.

But if I see
a hoochie,

I'm going to run
the other way.

Baby, I trust you.

Plus, I really need
to study this weekend.

Why didn't you
just tell me that?

You got me coming in here
lying to you and everything.

Mel, you got to start
being more honest.

(hip-hop music blaring)

(knocking)

Oh, hi, Dionne.

Derwin's in Miami.

Oh, I know.

He left the diamond chain
I gave him

in his leather jacket.

I'm on my way
to the airport,

so, thought I'd stop by
and bring it to him.

You-You're going?

Of course.

I go to all the away games.

Go ahead,
I'll be right there.

Tasha, oh, I've
been meaning to...

Yeah.

Melanie called me
this morning,

and the poor
girl's terrified

you're trying to steal
Derwin away from her.

I don't have time to be
listening to that crap,

so stop messing
with her head.

Are we clear?

Excuse me, you think
I'm one of those

simpery little Sunbeams
who's afraid of you?

Melanie's head
is not my problem.

I manage images,
not insecurities.

Girl, I like you.

(laughs)

Let's grab a drink later.
Great, because, you know,

I've been meaning to talk
to you about Malik.

I think he could
really use my help.

Oh, now you just talked
yourself out of an appletini.

Malik is fine;
he doesn't need you.

Well, from what I hear,

he may not need either
of us after tonight.

Now what now?

The ladies aren't the only ones
Malik plays the field with.

He's, um, been meeting
with managers

all over the country,
behind your back.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Well, I'll just leave you
with your thoughts.

I can't believe
I'm doing this.

I feel like a stalker.

You're not a stalker,

you just stole a pass key to
break into your boyfriend's room

to make sure he still loves you.

Right.

So what do I do now?

You wait until he comes in.

If he's alone,
you yell "Surprise!"

Or if he's with someone,
you yell "Surprise!

You need a lawyer."

We Sunbeams call that
the "aha" moment.

Good sign-- fancy hand soap
hasn't been used.

You check soap?

I've never even read
Derwin's diary.

Derwin has a diary?

I think we may have
bigger problems.

(sniffs deeply)

No cherry blossom body wash
hoochie smell.

That's good.

Check the mini-bar.

If the champagne is missing,
we're in trouble.

It's the stripper's
energy drink.

I'm not worried about hoochies
or strippers.

I just panicked when I heard
Dionne was coming.

I mean, she's got it all.

She's beautiful, she's smart.

Sounds like someone's
got a girl crush.

Kelly, I'm serious.

We're the wives and girlfriends.

We're not even allowed
to be here,

but Dionne can come and go
as she pleases.

How can I compete with that?

By staying one step ahead.

All clear.

You know what?

Healthy relationships are based
on trust, not forensics.

Is that directed at me?

No, I'm just talking about
my relationship.

I don't know
about you and Jason.

Hey, just because I do all this

doesn't mean Jason's
a bad guy.

He is a great guy.

He's just not
an average guy.

These are professional football
players that we're dealing with.

Jason got a text message
from Miss Universe.

Not Miss America,
not Miss World,

the prettiest woman
in the universe.

So excuse me,
Miss Judgmental,

if I got a black light.

Well, have you ever
found anything?

No.

Well, what happens
if you do?

I honestly don't know.

Hey, good luck.

You, too.

Let me tell you
something, Malik.

You are a top-tier
quarterback in this league.

I mean, you took
Kansas City as far as they've ever been,

and now you're
sitting in San Diego

with some mid-level
$40 million contract,

when I could've had you
out in Dallas making 80.

Now, I'm no genius, but 80
sounds like more than 40.

(both chuckling)

Why don't you say 100

while you're pulling numbers
out your ass.

TASHA:
Appletini, please.

Uh, hey, Ma.

I thought
you were flying in tomorrow.

Tasha, if you think
I am making this up,

I'll get the Dallas GM
on the phone right now.

Oh, yeah?
Well, why don't you tell Dan I said hi.

And then after you hang up,
why don't you explain to Malik

how they have no offensive
line to block for him,

no wide receivers
to throw to,

and no prayer of making
the championship.

(chuckling):
Tasha...

sweetie, I did not think
I had to spell it out for you,

but it is a given
when a team makes

that kind of
investment in a player,

they're going to do
whatever they need

to protect their franchise.

Oh, and by the way,

for 80 million bucks,
that's what you would've been:

the franchise player.

But would he really
ever see that money, Irv?

Or would he,
as Dan told me,

have to take a ten-million-
dollar signing bonus

for an eight-year contract

versus the hot 15 sitting
in his bank account

from the four-year deal

Tasha Mack from Tasha Mack

Management got for him?

(sighs)

Tasty.

I really thought
you were coming in tomorrow.

Well, Malik, when your associate

Tee Tee called,

he said you were also interested
in a music career.

My firm represents many athletes

who successfully diversify into
other areas of entertainment.

Smooth.

You had Tee Tee call him
about your rap career?

Look, I got two words for
what his firm has done

for the world
of hip hop:

Shaq Fu.

Irv, man,
just go, dawg.

Your associate Tee Tee
knows where to reach me.

Tasha.

Irv.

I'm sure you weren't supposed
to be coming in until tomorrow.

You're not happy, Malik?

Ma...

No, you're talking
to your manager.

No, I'm never not
talking to my mom.

I can't separate the two,
and neither can you.

To think I came
down a day early

to watch other women
catch their cheating men.

Well, I wouldn't be
thinking about cheating

if you took my needs
more seriously.

I want to rap.

And if you were
just my manager,

you would have to
make that happen.

Malik, I love you.

And because I do,
I tell you the truth.

You can't rap.

Ma, I am nice.

I'm so nice.

I'm looking for a manager
to take me seriously.

All right. All right.

I will take you
seriously.

Now spit out that gum.

Taking meetings with
gum in your mouth.

JASON:
Is that you, sexy?

Hey, look in the closet.

I brought you a little
something to slip into.

You like it?

Kelly?

All the times
I came to catch you,

I never really believed
I had anything to catch.

Seven years, Jason.
Baby...

I gave you everything.

And now you're putting some
ho-bag in my old uniform?

Giving her flowers,
strawberries, champagne...

A cake that says
"I love you, Kelly."

Oh, God.

Her name is Kelly, too?
Oh, come...

(chuckling):
Come on, baby.

Baby, we do this
dance every year.

You pop out of a
closet or a hamper

or a trash can...

and surprise me.

This time, I thought
I'd surprise you.

You've been so busy
with the Sunbeams,

I thought you deserved
a romantic evening.

Really?

Put this on.

And I will show you.

(chuckling)

Mmm-hmm.

Aha!

Aha!

(smacks lips)

Go home, Melanie.

(sighs)

DERWIN:
Yo, Reg, I'll catch you at breakfast.

* I'm bossy

* I'm the chick
that y'all love to hate *

* I'm the chick
that's raising the stakes *

* 'Cause I'm bossy...

Ooh, damn.

("I'm Bossy" ringtone
plays nearby)

Surprise.

Mel, what are you doing here?

I told you,
you can't be here.

This is gonna really
mess me up with the guys.

I know, it's just...

I missed you so much.

But now I see you,

and that should hold me
till Monday, so...

I'm gone. I'm out the door.

Kiss, kiss, bye-bye.

Mel, hold up.

Oh, Dionne.

What a surprise.

Why? I told you
I was coming.

Good luck
tomorrow, Derwin.

Oh.

So that's why you came.

Look, Derwin,

remember when we said
we're going to be honest?

Well, honestly,
I messed up.

I'm jealous of Dionne,
and I have to get over it.

Yeah, you do.

Melanie, we are not
going to make it

if you don't trust me.

I know.

And I totally realized that

when I was hiding
in your closet.

And in all fairness
to myself,

the Sunbeams, which you
made me join, by the way,

kicked my jealousy
into crazy.

So you're saying
this is my fault?

In a way.

What am I going
to do with you?

Forgive me and have
your way with me.

Yo, Rookie,
Coach is coming.

Curfew check.

Oh. Um, I love you.

I love you, too.
Bye. Okay.

Bye, sweetie.

(in distance):
Curfew check!

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