All language subtitles for Strays s01e01 Cat Condo.eng

(humming)

Don't worry. You'll get
your brekky soon enough.

? I'm alive, I'm a woman, and
I'm fresh from the shower ?

? makin' my coffee, I
start work in an hour ?

? I am fun, I am saucy
'cause I do what I can ?

? call me bossy shannon rossy,
she's the girl with wet... ?

(screaming) there's a
dryer in the cat room.

Paul. You're at work early.

Yeah, I hit all
the green lights,

And ignored a red one.

Yeah, just that my
basement place doesn't have

Hot water or windows.

Did you use the dog
washing station?

You're making this worse.

Oh, that's so sad.

And those were the last
moments you spent with bandit.

(whirring, shouting)

(shouting) my condolences
about your dog!

Sorry, we just started
renovating the vet room.

(shouting) not that it
helps you right now,

But I bet dog heaven
is treating bandit

Like the angel that he is.

Bandit didn't die.

What?

(shouting) he ran away!

Oh. Well, sometimes a dog
just needs to move on.

The heart says,
"shake it up, shans."

And maybe that means that
quitting a great-paying job

Was worth it because
it led me here.

To hamilton?

Sure, that means a few rodents
and an exploding shower, but...

Oh, my god!
(smashing, screaming)

Worker: Hang on.

Sorry.

? I don't lose my cool ?

? I love to call you up ?

? and whenever I'm
with you, my baby ?

? I keep my fahrenheit ?

? I never lose my cool ?

? I should take care of... ?

Aunt peggy, nikki!

Sorry, just meeting
with the staff.

Starting to feel
like a real family.

A work family. You guys
are my real family.

Don't be jelly. We're not.

Good.

I mean, we're not
your real family.

She does know she's
adopted, right?

Yes. I do. Thank you.

I'm sorry. Your cousin only
understands negative attention,

But we really appreciate
you showing us around.

Oh! I am just psyched that
you guys want to adopt.

About that... peg's allergic.

But, don't worry, I
popped four antihistamines

Before coming in.

But why'd you ask
for a tour if...

Nikki needs a job.

I thought you were
working at the mall.

She was fired three months ago.

Yeah. It is just that we are
pretty cash-strapped right now.

Thanks again for the new laptop.

It's like you said,
you're a game changer.

You said that?

I like to be encouraging.

Oh, and the board chair called.

He wants to talk about
your expansion plans.

I know it sounds like
there's lots of...

You just don't want to hire me
because I threw a barbie jeep

At your head, but I was five,

And I missed!

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I mean, you enjoyed so
many thanksgiving dinners

At our house and then
there was the time

We took care of you when your
dad had the bell's palsy.

I'll look into it.
You're an angel,

And that's not just the
allergy meds talking.

There's an unclaimed man
singing "tie a yellow ribbon"

To the kittens.

Hi, uncle russ! Hey, shanny!

Peggy: Put him down,
honey. It's time to go.

Nikki'll be here at 8:00. Bye!

Who's nikki?

Do we need a dog walker?

'cause I think I just hired one.

?

Hey, kristian!
Caught missy minks

Trying to pee in
my office... Again.

Sorry! Yeah, she's not
a fan of the litter box.

She's a bit stubborn.

Oh, she's just independent.

Right, missy? We'll
find you a good home.

That'd be nice, but she's
been here for years.

Kinda the floor
model no one wants.

It might be good to prioritize
the fresh-faced kittens

That people like to look at.

(meowing)

What? People love a
gal with experience,

A... a dame who
knows what she wants

And how to ask for it.

Are we still
talking about missy?

It is our job to train
all of the animals

And I bet missy has a few
tricks up her paw, right?

She can't really see you.

Her glass eye
wasn't put in right.

She's mostly looking
down. (cat grumbling)

Anyway, I'm increasing
the training budget

And making you acting
animal care manager

So we can get this done.

Oh, my god! Manager?
Acting manager.

Well, I will act
just like a manager.

You won't be disappointed.

Good, 'cause we need
our animals to have

The skills to pay them bills.

Get them trained so we
can get them adopted.

It's just that missy
turns 16 next week.

Aww! Sweet 16 for missy minks!

It's the perfect
marketing angle.

We can, uh, host a party
to promote adoption!

Sixteen is 80 in cat years.

Then we'll call it,
"hey, lady, ya' 80!"

We can even have a theme.
Never too old to find love.

Right, missy?

(low grumbling) she can
just see your shoes.

Hey, paul.

Oh, sorry about the mess.

I could have done
that, you know.

Uh, renovate a vet clinic?

I built a deck
for my buddy once.

This is a $100,000 upgrade.

Yeah. Exactly. I would
have done it for half.

You know, todd, our old
boss, never gave me a chance.

All he saw was an ex-con.

And, yes, I might be
an amazing janitor,

But I have so much more to give.

Okay, well, I may have
something for you.

A special project.

A birthday present
for missy minks.

Like a new eye?

Yes, I could do that.

More like a cat condo.

Oh.

Yeah, I-I just got pretty
excited about the eye.

Next year.

?

I do all the financials,
as well as social media.

And this is a cost report.

Just don't look
at lines 37 to 52.

Those are the salaries!

Ah, let's set you up
on our staff database.

Do you have your resume?

Yeah.

Perfect. Wow, max.

Ah, it camp, cosmology camp.

Mm, gender studies camp.

Yeah. My dad likes
to keep me busy,

Especially since
my mom, y-you know.

Started working?

Ah, she died.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Oh, it-it's okay.

Everybody's mom dies
eventually, right?

Right.

Ah, this is your timesheet
to keep track of your hours,

Even though you're
not getting paid.

(phone vibrating) okay.

Do you need to get that?

Oh, no. It's just my nanny.

Aw. A text from your
grandma. So cute.

Mom or dad's side?

Uh, we got her from a website.

You didn't have someone
like that growing up?

Somebody that runs errands
and cooks and does laundry or?

I think I am someone like that.

(phone vibrating)

Ah, she-she's worried I'm
gonna skip my dressage class.

See, my, uh, my
horse doesn't like me

And I can only stand being
spit on so many times.

Not by cinnamon, though,
she's a good horse,

But by the other riders
and their horses,

And, um, maybe I will take this.

Okay.

Hey... (quiet
talking fading out)

Wow. Why are you
looking at my house?

I'm not! (gasping)

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, that was
definitely my house.

I'm sorry about your laptop.

?

Liam!

There she is, our fab
new hire, shannon...

Ross. Ross! Well, ross,

I need to bend your
ear. Kind of important.

Ah, joy mentioned you'd called.

I guess you heard
about missy's 'partay'.

It's gonna be a-meow-zing.

What's going on?

Uh, we started the renovation.

But we only approved that
on Friday. It's Tuesday.

You wanted me to be an
agent of change and voil�.

La change.

Oh, god. Stop!
Hammers down, people.

What's going on?

You know todd, your predecessor?

He got us those big
donors, the m�llers.

Yeah. Paula and stephane.

We're naming the
vet room after them.

Not anymore.
Stephane's pulled out.

Because I called him steven?

Because paula left him...
For todd, your predecessor.

Oh my god. Okay, stop! Stop!
Shut it down. Yeah. We're done.

Nice hole, though.
Great airflow.

But what about all our plans?
The cat spa, puppyville...

Believe me, I know. Stephane
was a backer on my lofts.

It's a disaster. For all of us.

Well, we just gotta
stay positive.

We can leverage this party,
home tons of animals,

Make some money so
I can pay my cousin.

Kristian said that we
needed a dog walker.

No, I didn't.

Yes, he did.

It's... it's okay. He did.

We're all in this together.
I've got your back.

Unless the board
tells me otherwise.

?

Oh, hey! Check it out.

Wow! Missy is gonna love it.

Is this an alpine
cathedral swiss villa?

Not yet, but it's
getting there. Best part?

Came in under 900 bucks.

What? I said to
keep it under $60!

Thought you said over $60.

Why would I say
that? I don't know.

You're the one who's
always going on about

"best shelter" this,
"better than todd" that.

It just seems a bit extravagant
for a cat whose vision

Is 50% at best.

I was just trying
to make you proud.

Plus, I had to pay extra for
the drill, the laser level,

The japanese chisels
for the drawbridge.

We don't need a drawbridge.

I agree. Should I give these
receipts to you or to joy?

Me. Unless they fall
into the shredder first.

Shredder's broken.

Of course it is.

? You got it, yeah, you got it ?

? walking down the
street, you know... ?

I can't guarantee
a lot of hours,

But there will be some. It's
mostly helping kristian.

Oh, 'cause I was hoping to do
more of the business stuff.

More of an ideas guy.

Yeah, we just need someone
who can walk the dogs.

For example, you should
fix the flusher in the can

And your coffee tastes
like melted plastic.

Well, it used to
taste like garlic,

So that's an improvement.

Hey, don't stress.

I just know people work
better with good coffee,

So I brought in this.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Makes caps, fraps,
lattes, ice cream floats

If you rig the nozzle, but
I could take it home if...

No, no. That's very sweet.
I'm sorry if I've been...

It's just been a bear of a week.

I know, but I'm here now.

Double pumpkin misto? I'll
bring it to your office.

Thank you.

No, umma, I haven't
gone to shoppers yet.

I know halabeoji needs
his fiber powder.

Yes, I know he likes orange.

I like orange.

Hey, joy wonder. Ah, gotta go.

Great job on the website,
but we're charging

$60 for adoptions and
$30 for surrenders.

Okay.

I want pics of every
animal we can unload.

And have you done missy's
instagram comments yet?

Um, yeah. Here's one.

Um, happy birthday to me.

? Birthday. ?me. X-o missy.

Okay.

It's just the first draft.

Good, 'cause I need you
to dig deep on this.

Yes, we want the
comments to be fun,

But they also need to
be true to our girl.

What is missy's
internal struggle?

Why do we care?

What darkness is under
that warm, fuzzy exterior,

But keep her likeable.

Right.

Just off the top of my
head, maybe something like,

"meows and kisses, come
party with the misses.

? Ageing ?catvibes."

Oh my god. That's
actually really good.

Why aren't you typing?

Uh, yeah. Putting it in now.

Wunderbar! Send it
to me in 30? Mm-hm.

What's your problem?

I spilled coffee
on the new laptop

And now shannon wants
a social media blitz

And max is so rich
he has his own horse.

I'm hearing that you need
a new laptop. Correct?

Mm-hm.

Well, it's your lucky day.

I also need metamucil
from the drug store.

Ooh, been there.

(groaning)

? it's too damn cold outside
for me to go out there ?

Liam: If you can give me one
loan, you can give me ten.

That's the saying!
Hey, there! Ross.

Did you forget my first name?

Shannon! I'm usually
very good at this.

So, shannon, love
the cat party idea,

But then paul showed me the
condo and I was like, whoa!

I know, he went a bit
over budget, but...

No. It gave me an idea.

A tale of two
condos, so to speak.

Missy's condo and my condos.

Aren't we trying
to home animals?

Picture this. People
come to the party,

They see missy's condo.

They think, "I want to
live in a condo, too!

Then they see a fabulous booth
with brochures, business cards,

Scented candles, and a lovable
developer setting them up to

View a one-of-a-kind
luxury condo.

Ooh! What kind of
candles are we talking?

No! See? Already distracting
from the animals.

Just think about it. If
you have time between

Hiring family and
making cappuccinos

Out of your new
espresso machine.

Okay, the machine is nikki's,

But... You can
set up your booth.

Great. My partner hugh's on
it. Say hi to ross, babe!

Hello.

And who's your
social strategist?

I was hoping for somebody with
a blue checkmark on twitter.

Joy, I need you
to add this handle

To a couple of our party posts.

It's, ah, @liamturnercondos.

Ah, ah, yeah. Uh, one sec.

Why are my aunt and
uncle your background?

Nikki was using it,
um, 'cause I let her.

She wasn't doing anything
wrong. Neither was I.

What was that handle again?

Nikki, just wondering why
joy's computer is engraved

With your dad's name,
number, and home address?

Hm. Might be time for a
background check on joy.

Pictures of aunt
peggy and uncle russ

Are the screen saver.

Fine. My dad gave me his old
computer and I sold it, okay?

'cause why do I need a
computer? To send emails like:

10:41 am. Elbow deep
in poop bags. Again.

Excuse me. Hi.

Hi.

I'm jeffrey. Max's dad.

Just here to pick him up.

I'm shannon. Max's boss.
Well, everybody's boss.

I'm the director.
Uh, nice to meet you.

How do we know you're
not a murderer?

Nikki!

Ah, would you like
to see some id?

Pretty sure even
murderers have id.

No. That's fine.

Max is in the back, jeffrey.

Okay. Thank you.

You, too.

Glad to see you believe
a potential psycho

More than your own cousin.

Okay, you're the one who
told him where max was.

We needed a sacrifice.

? Lost in and locked
up in your love ?

? but, honey,
I've had enough ?

? I'm sleeping
in my bed alone ?

? hold up... ?

Posture, babe. People
don't trust a hunchback.

Come on, turbo. Let's go.

I'm sure you and bella
will be very happy.

She's a surprise
for my girlfriend.

And just a warm,
non-judgmental reminder.

Returns are $30.

Great job on getting
the word out there.

14 adoptions and counting!

Glad to hear it.

And, again, I am so
sorry about the laptop.

Oh, stuff happens.
Don't worry about it.

Next time, just tell me, okay?

It's just when I told you
about the bathroom mirror,

You said I shouldn't. Right.

Also the spider in the
bathroom is still there.

It had babies.

Maybe space 'em out,
one thing a day.

Hey! Nikki insisted I bring
her pleather top for the party.

Oh, um, she's just finishing
up some work, hopefully.

You know nikki's really turned
a corner since starting here.

She looks up to you.

I don't get that impression.

Yeah, especially seeing
her handle the burglary.

She was so assertive and
organized, just like you!

Burglary?

Nikki didn't tell you?

First, they took my
espresso machine.

A real beaut. I won
it at bridge club.

Oh, no.

And then they came
back for russ's laptop,

Then his curling
jacket. Little bastards.

Anyway, nikki called
the insurance company

And now it's all being replaced.

Hey, isn't that your janitor?

Hey, donna! Does he curl?

Hey. Excuse me!

My husband belongs to that club

And he just had
his jacket stolen.

Okay, thanks. Hang onto yours!

I said I'd meet you
in the parking lot.

I needed to use the bathroom.

Nikki, would you like to tell
your mom why paul is wearing

A jacket that looks exactly
like uncle russ's, hm?

No! I thought you were
over your klepto phase.

Paul needed a curling jacket.

Oh, uh, it does look
quite dashing on him.

Nikki, enough! If you
want to keep this job,

You give everyone
their money back

And you call the
insurance company

And you tell them
you found the stuff.

If not, there is the door.

And don't even think about
wearing that top to this party.

Relax, it's vegan.

Ross, how am I supposed to
sell condos without a visual?

We need the cat and
the condo out here now.

Kristian's just
getting her ready.

Sorry, gotta go check
on the birthday girl.

(sighing)

I thought you'd want
the cafe magnifica

From switzerland.

Yes, hello, I'd like
to cancel a claim.

Yeah, I can hold.

Is it really from switzerland?

I saw it in the photo
of oprah's kitchen.

Oh, hang up. Hang up!

(gasping)

Oh, wow.

Yeah. It's really sad.

Now, I'm kind of
rethinking the drawbridge.

No, I meant missy. She's dead.

Oh, my god! Missy.

Her journey had just begun.

Had it, though?

Maybe she thought it
was too late for her.

Another night alone,

Overlooking a city of
strangers thinking,

"what am I doing here?"

And then she leapt.

She just had a heart attack.

Oh. Well, that's more peaceful.

Then plummeted to the
ground, snapping her hip.

Liam (singing): Happy
birthday to missy!

Happy birthday to... oh, dear.

She's gone.

That's unfortunate.

Not just for me.

We all loved missy.

I'm guessing it's too
late to swap cats?

Liam.

Mm? A lady has died.

She's not some thing that can
be replaced with a new model.

Agreed, but we do need to
tell the guests something.

Can missy be a dog?

No!

Sorry! We're all in shock.

Take your time.

Shannon, I know it's not
quite the same thing,

But I once bowed out of a
speech at a friend's wedding

Saying that I had
irritable bowel syndrome,

And most people
don't question it.

(guests chattering)

Hi, there.

Hi. Hello.

(clearing throat) hi.

(tapping cup)

Hey, there.

Hello.

(tapping cup)

Hey! Shut the hell up!

Go ahead.

Thanks, paul.

And thanks to you all
so much for coming.

It means a lot to me

And I, uh, know it meant
a lot to missy minks,

But, as it turns out,

Missy minks has gone
to a better place.

A seven-story condo
built by yours truly!

No. No. Yeah. No.
(clearing throat)

Missy minks has passed away.

God, I built it too high.

She was brave in the
face of le change.

When the world said,
"stay down," she flew.

Some would say fell, but
she sacrificed herself

So that other animals
could be adopted,

Because it never is too
late to find your place,

Even your last
place, in this world.

Thanks, shannon.

Nicely said, and it's true.

We can never assume something
we treasure, a pet, a loved one,

A luxury condo, will
always be there.

In fact, I believe there
are only a few units left,

And the prices are
very competitive.

But missy will be missed.

That's the takeaway.

There's also a cat
condo for sale.

$900 or best offer.

?

Nikki and I are
just heading home,

But thanks for the
party. So fun...

And sad, but it's good
having you here in hamilton.

Yeah, and since my
mother's here...

She is? She didn't call me.

Uh, no. Different mother.

Birth mother.

Oh. So, you're
looking into that.

Yeah. I'm just curious...

Mm-hm.

What?

Well, I think your birth
mom moved to manitoba.

Judy from our church?

She works at the agency...

Oh.

Have you heard anything else?

Oh, she was a hair dresser.

There was a rumour she
slept with the drummer from

Mike and the mechanics.
You kind of look like him.

Hm. Hopefully her, too.

We're just lucky you happened.

You've made my sister so
happy and we love you so much.

Mm.

Okay, let's go. My
next party's at seven.

We'll have you for
dinner real soon.

I'll be in the car.

Yes?

Honesty box?

This party was off the chain.

It had death, stealing.

Okay, well, you
did the stealing.

Point is, it was fun.

Thanks.

I'll see you tomorrow.
10:00 o'clock.

I wake up at noon.

It's not a negotiation.

Liam: I'm just saying why
rent when you can own?

Oh, wow.

The natural light is
amazing during the day,

And the sun just sparkles
off that steel mill.

Uh-huh.

There's a bedroom
above the kitchen,

A communal rooftop garden
and a yoga studio downstairs.

I don't know. It's a bit
industrial and storage-y.

But cozy, and a
toilet for every room.

Oh.

I'll even cover your condo fees.

Why would you do that?

I just want someone I can
trust who will love this place

As much as I do.

And occasionally let
service people in to access

The building's air
filtration system.

(buzzing)

And surge transformer. It
used to be the utility room.

You get used to the
buzzing and the whooshing.

Please don't tell me sewage
comes out of the shower.

Not yet.

So, can I assume there's
free storage and parking?

Seriously? And wi-fi.

Oh, my god. 'kay, done.

Welcome home... Shannon ross.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Well, that was a verbal
confirmation, so congrats.

Oh, and, uh, great job
at the party today.

I know the shelter and my
condo plans took a hit,

But together we are going to
put east hamilton on the map.

Literally. It's often
marked industrial sector f.

Thanks. I'm excited!

A place to call my own.

Oh, and that reminds me.

The building's phone
and cable relay box

Is in your linen closet.

I have a guy coming to
check it tomorrow. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, hamilton.

(door opening)
leaving the keys.

I was just...

You do you, ross.

(door closing)

? I don't pick up my phone
when I know it's you ?

? I should just cut you off,
but it's so hard to do ?

? we could just
cruise, but for what? ?

? We been running low on love ?

? you don't pick up the phone,
I know you know it, too ?

? I know you know it, too ?

? I know you know it, too ?

? I know you know it, too ?

? I know you know it, too ?

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