All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s03e10 Out of the Comfort Zone.eng

[theme music playing]

♪ Comes and go ♪

♪ Like a [indistinct] ♪

♪ And it goes ♪

♪ Like it knows
What's going wrong ♪

[Ben] Work is like life.

Most of the time
you cruise along,

happy, don't even think
about it.

♪ Where the thing ♪

♪ Go on twisted and broken ♪

[Ben] But then there
are the days

you have to step up.

Step out
of your comfort zone.

♪ Still be wrong ♪

♪ Still be wrong ♪

I know, I know. You don't
have to say anything.

I do though, mate,
that's the problem.

Mate?
What kind of mate are you?

Lexi, give me a break here.

You're telling me!
It's ten minutes.

Hey, it's... it's now forty.

Well I'm here now
so it's fine.

You've already been given
two verbal warnings.

Here we go.
Put on your manager's cap.

-This time it's written.
-Are you serious?

That's the process.

Come on, Ben,
what happened to "mate"?

Yeah.
Well I'm also your boss.

I can't cover for you forever.

Look, Mom's really sick.

Last week
it was your auntie.

The week before that
was your... your goldfish?

You know what I think?
I think you've changed.

'Mate.'

[Ben] How am I supposed
to go from being mate

to manager just like flicking
a switch?

Dear Lexi,
welcome to Dumpsville.

-Population, you.
-You're not helping.

Oh come on, it's Lexi.
Why are you so surprised?

Mate, she was a troublemaker
since we met her.

Yeah. In your opinion.

Seriously, why do you have
to bother

-with this written warning?
-Here we go.

Well why can't you just walk
up to her and sack her?

Well because
that's completely unfair

and totally
against company policy.

-Oh. Lame.
-How would you know?

-You've never been a boss.
-Oh excuse me.

Toula let's me run
my own show.

Oh what, arranging daffodils

and chrysanthemums?

Flowers is an art
you'll never understand.

You know it'll all work out
fine with Lexi.

-She'll respect you more.
-Lexi?

Okay. So maybe not.

But she needs a wakeup call
and I think it's great

that you're stepping up
at the club.

I could probably step up
a bit more

at home too you know.

What do you mean?

Well just in case
you were having

second thoughts
about taking that.

Are we seriously
discussing kids again?

I know you're not ready

but no one's
ever ready for kids.

They just arrive
and you deal with it.

Oh, that simple is it?

-Yeah.
-Okay. I'll tell you what.

How about we win Lotto
and I'll become

one of those ladies
of leisure,

pet Chihuahua in my bag,

-lazing by the pool.
-Hot.

And we can have
a whole soccer team of kids.

-How's that sound?
-Do-able.

Unrealistic.

Oh, but seriously why not?

While we're young
and we've got the energy.

You've seen Mom and Dad.
They look like zombies.

Honestly?

I deal with kids
all the time at work

and I just don't have
that clucky thing.

Maybe if they were
your own.

Sure. But there are a whole
lot of other factors

to consider like money...

Money can't buy you
happiness.

Ever heard of love
buying nappies.

Huh?

Bottom line,
we can't afford kids.

There you go.

-Hair and lipstick?
-Mmm-hmm.

-What's wrong with that?
-I thought these days

you couldn't only bothered
with one or the other.

Well,
it's a special occasion.

Since when did Mother's Group
become a special occasion?

Could you stop talking to me?
I'm trying to concentrate.

-Julie, what's going on?
-I'm...

-I'm nervous okay.
-Why?

Well because all of them
will probably be

twenty years younger
than me

and they probably
all stepped out of hospital

-in a bikini.
-Your just being silly now.

Oh, you know what?
I knew you'd say that.

I knew you'd say,
Julie you're being silly.

Look, they're just a nice,
normal bunch of moms.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Nice and normal like me.

-Yeah.
-Nice. Normal. And old.

Oh. Hey, Jules are you going
to drink this

or am I going to follow
around with it?

-No.
-[Ben] Hey!

Don't let her go
without saying hello.

Oh! There she is.

Hello Ruby. Yes.

Yes, it's your favorite
brother, Ben,

-isn't it?
-Oh, subtle.

I bet Nathan ten bucks
she says my name first.

Yes. We love saying Ben,
don't we?

Yes. It's much shorter
than ah that other name.

Why are my kids
so competitive?

Oh, just wait till
it's my kids versus Nathan's.

-Oh!
-Game on.

So we have my kids
on the radar now do we?

Oh, well they've been
on my radar for ages.

Melissa reckons
we can't afford them.

Yeah well no one can.

You just have them
and somehow you cope.

I'd like to be a bit more
organized than just coping.

And I always thought that Nathan
was my little planner.

Well your new little planner
is stepping

outside the comfort zone
today.

-I'm asking for a pay rise.
-Oh.

-Good on you.
-Yeah.

If Derek says yes
then hopefully

grandkids won't be
too far off after that.

Grandkids.

No, no don't mention
the "G" word.

She's already worked up
about the mothers' group.

Oh, I'm going to be
the oldest one there.

Oh, rubbish.

You'll be the most
awesome mom there.

-Yeah.
-Absolutely.

Hey, hey Ruby. Yes.

Hello. It's me. Ben. Ben.

[Julie] Hey.
Step away from the car.

Ben.

♪ All of these
Nights are long ♪

♪ Hand on my heart
You're strong ♪

♪ Got a feeling that
You'll survive ♪

♪ These lost
And these lonesome times ♪

♪ You can't please somebody,
Can't please somebody else ♪

♪ Until you learn
To look after yourself ♪

♪ You can't be somebody,
Can't be somebody else ♪

♪ You've learned your lesson,
Put in on the shelf ♪

♪ Hold on my heart ♪

♪ Hold on my heart ♪

-Hi.
-[Stephanie] Hi,

you must be Julie.
We spoke on the phone.

-I'm Stephanie. Steph.
-Oh. Hi.

Lovely to meet you.

-And is this little Ruby?
-Ah, yeah.

She's gorgeous.

-You must be chuffed.
-Yeah.

You still on the boob?

-Oh, well she's--
-Always better of course.

It's not for me to judge

if others can't quite
make it happen.

Well this is Melissa
and Sharne.

-Hi.
-And little Lachie.

Hello Lachie!

-And this is Anh and Hamish.
-Hi.

-Julie.
-Hi Julie.

[Stephanie] I take it
Ruby's your first?

Must be an awful shock
to the system

-after waiting so long.
-Ah, no.

I've got three others
actually.

-Oh! Big family.
-Mmm.

How lovely.

[gasps]
Here's my little man.

This is Orlando.
Oh, say hello Orlando.

-Oh, hello.
-Hi. He's, he's, um...

-Isn't he though?
-Yeah, he--

You never like to think
of yours

-as the pick of the bunch.
-Right.

I bet Orlie would just love
to meet Ruby.

-Wouldn't you Orlie?
-Oh it, it's...

Oh. Oh, look.

[cries]

Oh, they just adore
each other.

-Oh.
-Do I hear wedding bells?

So, uh, what do you...
what do you think?

Mate, I'd love to help you out
but the way things are

at the moment
and all the work we've done

at the marina I don't...

I just can't see it
happening.

All right Derek.
I understand.

Yeah.
You're doing a great job.

I don't want to lose you.

Let's just say
we'll tackle the pay rise

the second
I'm financially able.

-Okay.
-Thanks.

Daddy?

Just a moment
sweetheart I'm...

Sorry. I'm just hungry.

Is there anything to eat?

Have you tried
the chip machine?

I had chips before.

Can you get someone
to make me a pasta? Please?

Yeah, well I'm sure
we could get the kitchen

to rustle up something
couldn't we Ben?

Sure. Sure.

-Thanks Daddy.
-That's all right.

Hmm.

Listen, how you going
with Lexi's written report?

Good. I think.
Tough but fair.

[clicks]

[sighs]

[Lexi] What is this?
A high school report card?

No. Look, sorry.

I mean, sorry it had
to come to this.

It's just the way
things are done.

Great. This is exactly
what I need right now.

Look, Lexi, that's it
with the warnings okay?

So just try
not to stuff up again.

It's nothing personal.

Whatever.

Here he is.

You should see what
we're doing at class now mate.

Give me another month
and I'd give Jackie Chan

-a run for his money.
-That's great.

Who spat in your coffee
and called it cappuccino?

-I'm just having a bad day.
-Mm-hmm.

Oh, I tried to get
a pay rise and I didn't.

I had to tell off
an employee.

All part and parcel
of business mate.

Yeah.

Anyway it's no big deal

not getting a pay rise
at your age.

Just means local beer
instead of imported.

It's a bit more than that.

Mel was talking about kids
and then I...

Grandad...

Who's that?

That, Derek's daughter.

What's her name?

Hayley.

Hayley.

It's her. I know it's her.

So what do you want to do
about her?

[Ted] Go to the police.

-Here.
-No. Ted, it's happened.

What do you want
to stir things up for?

Well, you can't let people
get away with it scot free.

-Why not?
-Because you can't.

Otherwise she'll be out there
terrorizing other kids or...

-or people like us.
-Oh Ted, what's done is done.

It's going to come back
and bite her.

If you don't say something
it's like you're condoning it.

-Here... here let me.
-I'm fine.

Your operation?
Don't overdo it.

How is putting a plant
in a pot overdoing it?

You need to get a grip, Ted.

You're turning it
into a vendetta.

I know she did it
and it's time the police

and her father knew as well.

Her father
being Ben's boss?

You really want to do that?

So Trang actually
put on another half

a kilo in the last week,
thank God.

Oh. Orlando put on
a whole one.

-Yeah.
-Well he... Yeah.

He certainly is a bonny baby,
isn't he?

And that's not the only area
he's showing development.

-Steph.
-What, it's true.

Well let's hope he learns
what to do with it.

God, if he grows up
wanting as much sex

as his father,
he's going to be in trouble.

[Anh] You know
you're so right.

Vincent just doesn't get it.

I told him if I want anyone
on my boobs

at the moment
it's going to be Trang.

You have that sort of problem
with your husband, Julie?

Um, well it isn't always them
initiating after the birth.

[giggles] Sometimes it's us.

-Isn't it?
-They're sex obsessed men.

-Absolutely sex obsessed.
-Well, sex and cars.

And sport. And beer.
But mostly cars.

Sorry, we probably shouldn't
be talking like this.

Don't worry, Julie,
Hamish is one of the girls.

-[Anh] Mmm.
-Aren't you Hamish?

Yeah. Just one of the gang.

-Bye Julie. Bye Hamish.
-[Julie] Bye.

Does all that man bashing
get to you after a while?

[laughs] Don't worry.
It's mostly Steph.

I practice selective
deafness.

Don't blame you.

It is an eye opener sometimes,
that's for sure.

Well we're not all
like that.

It just, it just seems so...

-Competitive?
-Yes! Yeah.

Mothers' groups
used to be about sharing

a glass of wine
and gossip.

Now everyone's jostling
for weight gain of the week.

And making you
look at their hideously,

ugly baby and say how cute
they are.

-Orlando.
-[laughs]

Oh, he's not that bad.

He's like an Orc child
out of Lord Of The Rings.

-I thought it was only me.
-[laughs]

So why do you keep
coming back then?

You mean,
apart from the ugly babies

-and the man bashing?
-Yes.

It's actually
a pretty decent group.

You know,
Jack gets to socialize.

Besides, even stay at home
dads have to tear themselves

away from the X-Box
eventually.

Oh, so you're fulltime then?

Claire, my wife,
earns more than I do

and she was keen to get back
to work after Jack was born.

Made sense.

And I get to spend more time
with the little champ.

Don't I?

[Ben] Sorry,
you're still waiting.

I'll, uh,
I'll send someone over

as soon
as I've cleared these.

-Thanks guys.
-Hey, Ben.

-What's going on?
-Yeah. I know. Sorry.

Well you're supposed
to be behind the bar.

-Who's on the floor?
-Sorry. Sorry.

-Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-Look, it's fine.

I'm onto it. It's my fault
for not noticing sooner.

Ben, it is not your fault

that she's not doing
her job properly.

How many warnings
can a girl get?

She's just a bit distracted.

-[Lexi] Oh. I'm so sorry.
-That's it mate.

She's gone.
She's out of here.

-Just get rid of her.
-[Ben] Derek.

[Derek] There is no room
in this place

for a worker too slack
to do her job properly.

And I don't have room
for a manager

too weak to deal with one.

Now you're the boss.

-You get on with it.
-I'll talk to her.

[Ben] I was now so far out
of my comfort zone

I needed an oxygen mask.

[Julie] I mean
they were so competitive.

Well not all of them.
But Steph, you know Steph,

she even had the cheek
to ask me about Ruby's BMI.

I mean,
as if I'm going to worry

about the baby's weight.
Really.

Yeah. I thought babies
were supposed to be chubby.

Yeah. Well.
Not as chubby as Orlando.

There's got to be something
going on there for sure.

So I take it you're not
going back then?

[Julie] Yeah. Course I am.
No, no, no.

Some of them were great.
They were lovely.

I'll just get a cup of tea.

-Hello.
-Hey.

[Nathan] The job next
Saturday's been postponed.

Really? Oh, okay.
We'll just, uh,

we'll pull
the Chapel job forward then.

Actually I was wondering

whether we could just
take it off.

You got something planned?

Yeah, you're not going
to like it

so I'm just going to say it.

I would like to go
and see Tom.

Why? You met him.

You heard the way
he talked about Chel.

-Yeah. I know it went badly.
-It didn't go badly.

The guy
showed his true colors.

-No second chances?
-He's not worth it.

Well he's your father.

Can we just give him
a little bit of slack?

No, he's my biological father
and I've got the right

to choose not to have anything
to do with him.

And quite frankly
if only for Chel's sake

I think you should
respect that.

[Ben] Okay.
The moment of truth.

Time to step up.
Man, or mouse.

I'm really sorry
about before.

-My mom called.
-Lexi.

She was crying,
what was I supposed to do?

-Lexi--
-It won't happen again.

-I promise.
-I have to let you go.

-What?
-I'm sorry.

You've had three warnings
and Derek's not happy.

No. You can't do this.

-You don't understand.
-You knew this was coming.

I told you.

Mom was calling
from the hospital.

[sighs]

My sister's been
in a car accident

and she's
in intensive care.

Like your gran last year.

You don't believe me?
Call the hospital yourself.

Go on!

Look, I know I make stuff up,
but this is real.

-Is she going to be okay?
-I don't know.

Please don't fire me, Ben.
I'll make it up to you.

I'll work late.
I'll work shifts.

What if you take some time off
and see your sister?

I can't!
I have to pay my rent.

Okay. Just leave it with me
and I'll see what I can do.

Thanks, Ben.

[sighs]

Derek?

Can I talk to you
about something?

Yeah, sure mate,
what is it?

Yeah, well I just had
a chat with Lexi and--

-Ah, Derek I need a word.
-Granddad.

This isn't the easiest thing
to say so just bear with me

sort of like one father
to another.

What's up Ted?

Ah, it's your daughter Hayley.

We had a bit of a run-in.

-What sort of a run-in?
-Yeah, Granddad, just wait--

Well she and her friends
were monstering a young girl.

I tried to stop them
and they turned on me.

Well you...
You're trying to tell me

that you, a grown man,
were attacked

by my teenage daughter?

Ben's grandmother
took a serious fall

and was hospitalized.

Granddad it might not
have been Hayley.

It was Hayley.

Look, I know my daughter
and she's not capable

-of anything like that.
-I saw it with my own eyes.

I know my kid.

You've got the wrong girl.

-End of story.
-Oh, no.

No, no, no,
that's not the end.

I'll be taking this further.

Believe me.

God.

-What is his problem?
-I don't know.

Just let me talk to him.

Sorry.

Are you right?

What the hell
was that about?

Look, I know
he's your boss, Ben,

but sometimes
people just have to be told.

Are you definitely sure
it was Hayley?

I'd bet my life on it.

Okay. Well, did you have
to go off like that?

Ben, if you don't stand up
to bullies

they end up
getting away with it.

What are you doing?

Don't look at me.
Jake insisted.

I am making lasagna
with bechamel sauce.

-Mmm.
-Oh. Made with real bechamels?

-[laughs]
-[Jake] No. No.

Butter, flour, milk,
salt, parmesan cheese,

and a pinch of nutmeg.

-Yeah.
-I hope you're hungry.

Ah, suspicious might
be a better word for it.

-Oh!
-Suspicious?

Yeah. I'm just intrigued
by this new found

domesticity of Jake's.

Oh, leave him alone.

I think he's doing
a great job.

Thanks, Jules.

Besides it's the least
I can do, don't you reckon?

I mean, the number of nights
your mom and dad

have let me stay over lately.

Yeah,
well you've got a home.

Go to it.

Aren't you going
to come with me? Please?

This morning I walked in
on Ted in the dunny.

Hmm.

Kevin's worms
still in the fridge?

Well, where else is Alex
supposed to keep them?

Toilet scoured?

There's a duck in it,
toilet thing.

So that's a no.

What about the mold
in the laundry?

-Do we have a laundry?
-Three strikes, sorry baby.

Oh, but I made
bechamel sauce.

-Give me a break.
-Mmm.

Then you're making
progress.

You're really
pushing things, you know that?

One day you'll thank me
for it.

Mellie, home.
I need a cuddle.

Derek's on the warpath
about...

Lexi. Hey.
What are you doing here?

Ah, Lexi brought you
some beer.

To say thank you
for sticking up for me.

Oh. Right.

[Lexi] Look, I know
I've been a nightmare

to work with lately,
but my sister's out

of ICU so I promise
I'll be more on top of things.

That is great
about your sister.

But I'm sorry,
I haven't had a chance

to speak with Derek yet.

Oh, right.

I will. Definitely.
As soon as I can.

But things have been
a bit hectic.

No, that's fine.
I understand.

In the meantime
it's probably better

if you don't show up
to your shift tomorrow.

What?

Just until I can
sort things out.

No, Ben, I have to work.

I have to pay my energy bill.

-Oh, look.
-Ben.

Look, seriously,
you are a great guy,

but I can't take your money.

Please just let me
come into work tomorrow.

-Sure.
-Thank you.

-See you, Mel.
-See you.

-Bye.
-See you.

-Please don't tick me off.
-I'm not. Lexi's right.

-No, no. no.
-You're a great guy,

-but you're also...
-Pathetic.

No. A soft touch.

And I love that about you
but you have to toughen up

with stuff like this.

[Derek] Ben.

Do you realize I had a visit
from the cops last night?

-No.
-Well they're treating Hayley

like a criminal,
asking for photographs,

asking questions.

Do you reckon
your grandfather's

got anything to do
with this?

I don't know.
I know he wouldn't have

accused anyone unless
he was sure he was right.

I'm sick of this.
Hayley's done nothing wrong.

I want you to call him off.

I can't tell him
what to do.

Well you can tell his mates
from Friend Finders

that their life drawing class
has been cancelled.

-Derek, this is not--
-This is your job.

I want two things.
I want Lexi gone

and I want Friend Finders
out of here

and if you want
to keep your manager's job,

I'd get onto it quick smart.

[Ben] Sometimes it's good
to challenge yourself,

shake things up.

And sometimes it just sucks.

Lexi, sorry,
I had no choice.

Great.

Who am I kidding?

Maybe I'm just not cut out
to be the tough guy.

Maybe it's time to start
looking for a new job.

[sighs]

-[Stephanie] Julie!
-Hi!

[Stephanie] Hi.

Orlando was just telling me
how hungry he was.

-Weren't you, Orlie?
-[Orlando gurgles]

We're teaching him signing.

-As in--
-AUSLAN.

He already knows
seventeen words.

-Oh.
-It makes communicating

-that little bit easier.
-[giggles]

How's Ruby's communication
skills coming along?

Oh, well, you know,
we certainly know

a hungry cry
from a tired one.

[Stephanie] That's a mother's
instinct, that isn't it?

But once you've given them
the tools...

Oh, they're just like sponges
at this age.

So ready to learn.

Well, the... the...
the nurses at the center say

that Ruby's very advanced
for her age.

[sighs] They're so supportive,
aren't they?

Yeah.
Well, I guess I'll, um,

-see you at the next group.
-Oh, no. I won't be going.

My husband's whisking me out
of town to a winery

at the Hunter Valley,
just the two of us.

Oh.
You're not taking Orlando?

Oh, God no.
The Heath method recommends

regular intervals of absence

between the mother
and the child.

-The Heath method?
-It's hugely beneficial

for their social
and independent skills.

-Yeah. Well, okay.
-All right.

-Bye.
-See you, Julie.

-Bye bye, see you.
-Bye.

-I'm not buying into it.
-Sounds like you are.

[Julie] No, I'm not.
I just don't understand

why we can't go away
for a weekend

to the Hunter Valley,
that's all.

-Are you serious?
-Well, you know,

romance doesn't have to die.

Well, I've been wanting
to take you out for ages

but you didn't wanna get
separated from Ruby.

Yeah. Well,
the Heath method says

that it's hugely beneficial
for her

independence
and social skills.

Isn't that right, darling?

[signs]

What are you doing?

She's a sponge,
I'm helping her absorb.

[in sign language]

I'm not sure who needs time
away from who,

but, uh, I'm up
for a nice dinner at least.

Uh, I'll book a babysitter.

Well, or Dad.
We can ask him, can't we?

I mean,
it's better if it's family.

-Yeah, we could.
-Or me.

-You?
-Oh, Rachel too of course.

-Like, she'd love it.
-Oh, Rachel?

Yeah, yeah,
of course she would.

You guys, you go out,
you have a good time.

-We'll take care of everything.
-Yeah, Jake, it's kind to offer.

Well, no.
I mean, I crash here

so often now
I'm almost family.

-Right, Dad?
-Don't push it.

[Julie] This hasn't got
anything to do with you

scoring Brownie points
with Rachel?

Oh... No.
Not at all.

-What are you trying to say?
-Yeah.

And it'd be really good
for Ruby's independence.

Right. The Heath method.
Right?

And... [in sign language]

[in sign language]

Yeah.

[Chel] Thanks for coming.

I'm sorry
I couldn't be more help.

[man] Okay ma'am, thanks.

I can't believe
you asked them to come here.

I can't believe
you didn't confirm this girl

-as your attacker.
-I could have looked at

the photograph all day,
I still wouldn't be sure

-it was her.
-Couldn't you take

-my word for it?
-And lie to the police?

She hurt you!

Oh, Ted, be honest,
it's not about this.

It's about the way
that you felt

after they attacked you.

-Yeah, bloody angry.
-Shamed.

I am not letting it go.

Okay.

But I am.

They're having a life
drawing class

at the boat club today.

Come.

Haven't drawn for years.

All that naked female flesh.
Be good.

Mmm.
With my luck it'd be a bloke.

I don't know how
those models do it anyway.

Well, everyone's got a body.

Yeah. But most people
have the good sense

to keep it covered up.

Ted, Ted, Ted.

Don't be such a prude.

Come on.

Fine.

If I run into Derek
and his delinquent daughter,

I won't be responsible
for my actions.

You slacking off again?

Something like that.

Are you here
for life drawing?

Yeah. Dragged along here
against my will.

-You'll love it.
-Mmm.

Well, you're a bit early.
I haven't had a chance

-to set up the room yet.
-That's okay.

-We'll get a drink, eh?
-Is it in the usual room?

[Ben] Of course.
If you're gonna stand up

-for something...
-[Ted] Something wrong?

...you're going to have
to face the consequences.

No. The usual room.

-Have fun.
-Mmm.

We'll get that drink then.

Yeah.

[whistles]

Ah, what every woman
wants to hear.

-You look gorgeous.
-Oh.

Just like you did
on our first dinner date.

Yes.
Well, on our first dinner date

I wasn't wearing
a support garment

and concealer on my neck,
but thanks.

-And... [clears throat]
-Oh, yeah.

And you've scrubbed up
very well.

Well, special occasion,
isn't it?

That is if we're gonna
Shanghai Express.

Why not?
First night out without Ruby.

-Bit of Dave and Julie time.
-Mmm.

Should we really
be doing this?

-Jules?
-I mean, she's so little.

What if she wakes up
and gets confused

-because we're not there?
-Like you said

it'll be good for Ruby,
good for you.

Yeah, I know.
But leaving her

-with Jake and Rachel.
-They'll be fine.

Ruby's asleep anyway.
All they have to do

-is check on her every hour.
-Half hour.

Half hour.
And besides did you see

how excited Rachel was
when Jake told her

they were babysitting?
She's been dying to do it.

I cannot believe you offered
to babysit tonight.

I mean, if you're trying
to prove how responsible

and mature you are,
why drag me into it?

-What's the big deal?
-The big deal.

I've been organizing
a night shoot all day

and now I'm on call
till 4:00 a.m.

-I'm exhausted, Jake.
-I just figured, you know,

we're here all the time
anyway.

We may as well be helpful.

Oh, so that's your plan,
is it?

Make me want to escape
my own home.

No baby sister at my house.

Yeah, you know
what's gonna happen?

It's gonna be just
like the movies.

Mom and Dad are gonna leave,
Ruby'll start screaming

the second they walk
out the door

and she will not stop

until the second
she comes home.

No. Have a little faith.
Kids love me.

[sighs] I'm just saying
don't be surprised

when it happens,
that's all.

Okay. Right. We've all got
our mobiles on us

but, uh, I've left the number
of the restaurant in there.

And, uh, if she's hungry
there's some expressed milk

in the fridge.
And I think pretty much

-everything else is in there.
-Okay, I got it covered.

-Yeah. We got it covered.
-Are you sure?

I just keep thinking
I'm forgetting something.

Yeah, you're forgetting
you've got a hot date

with your husband.
Now come on.

-Okay. Call me. Any time.
-Bye. We won't.

-Bye.
-Night.

-Now.
-[door closes]

See?

Have a little faith.

[dramatic music playing]

[Jake] I wonder
what she's thinking about.

Boobs probably.

-I know the feeling.
-[laughs]

-I'm so glad she's happy.
-[Jake] Yeah.

[Rachel] I mean,
I love her and everything

but she can be a bit full...

-Full on.
-Mmm.

Yeah.

[phone rings]

Hello.

What?

What kind of drama?

No. I'll, um...
I'll have to come in.

Okay. I'll see you soon. Bye.

-I have to go.
-What?

There's an emergency at work
on the night shoot

so you'll be right
looking after Ruby

by yourself, won't you?

Yes.

But... why... No!

But kids love you, right?

They do. I...

Relax. I'm not gonna leave you
here by yourself with her.

We're all gonna have to go.

And of course
Mom's taken the car

with the car seat.

Oh, no.

-I'm gonna have to call them.
-No, don't.

Don't, don't. Don't.
You'll ruin their night.

I mean, you should have
heard your mom going on

about all the baby
sign language, you know.

Like she was going nuts
stuck in here.

Yeah, but I can't
seriously leave her.

Well, why not?
You know, I can handle it.

You're only gonna be an hour
or so.

-Oh Jake, I--
-No, Rachel. Rachel.

I can clean,
I can cook lasagna,

I can look after one baby.

You're the best.

I love you. I'll be back
as quickly as I can.

Okay.

[Ruby cries]

Oh, woah, woah. I know.
It's okay. It's okay.

Go to sleep.
It's Uncle Jakey. What?

No, I guess I'll be
your brother-in-law one day.

Huh. Big brother Jackie.

Shhh. Quiet now. Quiet.

-[crying]
-Oh, oh, no.

Okay. No. I'll get you...
I'll get something.

-[Jake] Oh, Ruby.
-[crying]

She won't stop.

It's insane.
Can't you do something?

You're obviously not trying
very hard to calm her down.

[Jake] No.
I tried everything.

-She hates me.
-Oh, don't be stupid.

It's not personal.
She's probably just got wind.

[Ben] I get a bit the same
when I'm gassy.

Oh, sorry to freak out.

Babies are a new
kind of thing to me.

Hey, what happened to Rachel?

She had to go to work.

Well, she's fine now.

Do you wanna go
with Uncle Jake?

Yes.

Does Ruby wanna come back
with Jakey.

[cries]

Oh.

You see? It is me.

Why don't you head back
next door

and we'll look after her.

-We will?
-Yeah.

[Jake] Yeah? Are you sure?

-Yes.
-Great.

-Thank you.
-No worries.

-Okay. Bye.
-[Ruby cries]

[Melissa] Oh, shhh, Ruby.
It's okay.

Oh, look,
she's just unsettled.

-Probably hungry.
-You're good at this.

Go heat up that breast milk.

-Oh.
-Oh, shh.

Come on little one.

Can't we just put the bottle
in the microwave?

No. Unless you want the milk
to heat unevenly

and scald her mouth.

Maybe we should just call Mom.

No, no, no.
Everything will be fine.

But listen to her.
She's freaking out.

She's just hungry.
Aren't you, Ruby?

-Hey, Ruby.
-It's okay.

It's me,
your favorite older brother.

I almost delivered you,
remember.

Hey, the milk
should be ready.

-Yeah, right.
-Come on, it's okay.

-Shh.
-There you go.

Ah, wait,
test it on your wrist first.

Oh, do I have to?

Again, if you want it
to scald her mouth.

It's just weird.

That milk came out
of Mom's you know...

-Oh.
-Okay, okay, okay.

-There you go.
-Thank you.

Still sure you're ready
for a baby?

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, my God!

Jake! Jake!

Where is she?
Where is she?

Ruby's gone.
She's not in her room.

-Where is she?
-No, no, no. It's okay.

It's her... She's next door.

-What? Why?
-Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Look at her.

So tiny.

She's beautiful.

[knocks on door]

Oh. Nathan.

Could you get the door?

[Rachel] I'm so sorry, guys.

-Shh.
-Shut up.

Shh.

Oh, cute.

Sickening, isn't it?

I should probably do
a postcard.

Oh, thank you so much
for stepping in.

Jake's frantic. [laughs]

How'd you go?

It was surprisingly fine.

We make a good team.

Yeah. Unlike me and Jake.

Thanks so much
for saving the day

and for not telling mom
and dad about this.

Oh, that's the way
it's gonna be played, is it?

[Julie] No. And I didn't
even want dessert.

-But your father insisted.
-Yeah.

Well, they had
deep-fried pineapple.

Oh, it was gorgeous.
It was lovely.

And I didn't even
mention Ruby once, did I?

-[scoffs]
-Well, yeah. All right.

-Maybe a few times.
-In between each course.

-And during.
-Surprised you guys

weren't calling checking up
on us every ten minutes.

-Oh no, don't be silly.
-No. I confiscated her phone.

Well, yeah, there is that.

[Dave] Yeah.
How was Ruby anyway?

-She was gorgeous.
-Absolutely fine.

-No problems at all.
-[Julie] See.

I told you everything
would be okay.

[Dave] You did not.
You tried to bribe the waiter

with a tenner
to use their phone.

Oh, I did not.
Shut up.

-Bed.
-Okay. Please.

Anyway, thank you so much
for offering, Jake.

Not a problem.
Any time.

If we're here anyway,
why not?

Thanks.

Looks like we might
be babysitting a bit more.

Maybe even this weekend.

-Okay. I surrender.
-So you'll stay at my place

-fifty-fifty during the week?
-Yeah.

If only to avoid
becoming the super nanny

-and on several conditions.
-Yes, yes,

the place will be clean.
Not magazine clean, but clean.

Yeah. And Kevin comes nowhere
near my person any time.

-Deal?
-Deal. All right.

Hey, Ben.
There you are.

I just got a call
from the life drawing chick

wanting to confirm next week's
Friend Finder's slot.

Actually Derek I wanted
to talk to you about that.

I know you said
you wanted them out of there

but I let them use the room.

-What?
-Well, I don't think

it's right
that you're playing out

a personal grudge
against my granddad.

Well, I appreciate
there might be something

personal in this for you
but I am simply making

-a business decision.
-No, you're not.

Friend Finders brings a ton
of business into this club.

-This is personal.
-Oh.

Granddad been getting
in your ear, huh?

No. This is my decision.

And I know this means
that I lose my job,

but it's my choice.

So I might sort my things out

and I'll be gone
by the end of the day.

[dramatic music playing]

You did the right thing.

You're not cross with me?

What? No.
Why would you think that?

Oh, it's the whole
marriage thing.

Promising to support you.

Big house, nice cars,
that sort of thing.

Ah, I seem to remember it
being us

looking after each other.

Hey, there are plenty of jobs
out there.

Husbands of high moral
standing are not so common.

I guess I'll start trawling
for new jobs again tomorrow.

[phone rings]

It's Derek.

Hello?

Sure.

I'm on my way.

He wants to see me.

-Derek.
-Oh, good day, Ben.

Come in.
Sit down, mate.

Look, there's a...

Well, there's no easy way
to say this.

I just got a call down
to the cop shop.

It turns out that...

Hayley's been identified

in an incident
at the supermarket.

What sort of incident?

It looks like she...

might have been pinching
a few items

and then she roughed up
a checkout girl and...

-When she was caught.
-I'm sorry to hear that.

What sort of a judge
of character am I, eh?

I can't even see it
when my own daughter's

pulling the wool over my eyes.

Well, I guess it's harder
when it's family.

Yeah. You're right.

You're a good manager, Ben.

And if you still
want the job,

I'll be happy to keep you on.

I might even be able
to organize a pay rise.

And Friend Finders stays?

Yeah.

And Lexi.

Okay.
I'll see you out there.

Here's today's invoices.

I had to charge a bit more
on the Sanderson job.

-Extra cables.
-Right.

Listen, Dad,
I've been thinking--

Oh. Happens to us all
every now and again.

Huh.

About Tom.

I know that
you've made up your mind

not to see him again
and that's your right.

But I want to.

I thought
we'd been through this.

Well, it's important to me,
Dad.

Maybe not until
after the transplant

but I wanna get to know him
and make up my own mind.

Dad, I don't want to be
disrespectful to you or Chel,

but I'm not asking
for your permission.

I'm just letting you know,
okay?

Right.

So do you understand?

[Dave] No.

Just do me a favor.

Be careful around that bloke.

I don't trust him.

I've reworked
some of those rosters

so we should have a good
balance over the next week.

Oh, it's good.
Very good indeed.

-Granddad.
-Ben.

-Derek.
-Ted.

Here for the self-defense
class, are you?

Oh, wouldn't miss it
for quids.

Oh. That's good. That's...

Well, hope
you enjoy yourselves.

Look, I just wanted to say

that, um, I'm sorry
it had to come to this.

I never had any intentions
of causing you trouble

-or embarrassing you.
-Yeah.

Well, it mustn't have been
easy for you

and my judgment
was a bit off.

Well, that's good of you
to say so.

Oh.

For what it's worth I...

I am sorry
if Hayley upset you.

I appreciate that.

No hard feelings?

No hard feelings.

[dramatic music playing]

So. How are we gonna
spend our millions?

Millions.

Who knew Derek
was so generous.

I already told you.

Miniature poodles,
a pool

and now wasn't there something
about a soccer team of kids?

Well, maybe we'll just
forget the kids

and enjoy being rich
for a while. Hmm?

-You've changed your tune.
-Mmm.

Yeah. Well, I freaked out
with Ruby.

No. Jake freaked out.
You were just nervous.

What if we had kids
and I wasn't ready?

-Ben.
-I'm not earning enough

-to support them.
-Ben.

I'm just not cut out
to be a dad.

Ben.

What are you doing?

Stepping outside
my comfort zone.

Does this... Does this mean
that you want to--

Blame Ruby.

She is just too damn cute.

And I never really liked
Chihuahuas much anyway.

He was quite decent
about it all in the end.

It must be hard
having a daughter

that causes you
so much grief.

-It was big of him.
-Mmm.

I'm sorry if went a bit over
the top with all this.

I never really wanted you
to lie to the cops.

I know.

No, it's just that
I can't stand

people writing us off

because we're
a particular age.

It's... It's like,
Hayley in the in the street

and Derek trying to dismiss me
as a crazy old coot.

Well, don't let your age
affect you then.

Well, I don't.

Do I?

Prove it.

♪ You are the best thing ♪

♪ You're the best thing ♪

What the hell are you doing?

Come on, let's have a splash.

You can't skinny dip
on a public beach.

Then where else
would we do it?

Well, in a life drawing class
if you're that desperate.

Hop in.

Come on.

♪ You know I hope
And I pray ♪

-♪ That you believe me ♪
-Come on.

You're gonna get us arrested.

That's the spirit.
You only live once.

♪ ...this love
Will never fade away ♪

♪ Oh because ♪

♪ You are the best thing ♪

♪ You're the best thing ♪

♪ Ever happened to me ♪

[Ben] No one ever said life
was easy or predictable

but sometimes
you have to step off the edge

♪ and trust you'll be okay ♪

♪ That ever happened to me ♪

[theme music playing]

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