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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,960 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,000 ["Oh Yeah" playing] 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,320 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,800 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,520 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:21,280 ♪ The moon ♪ 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,640 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,320 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,000 [Ben] Not looking too bad, for a married man. 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,800 I'm married. 11 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:31,880 How weird does that sound? 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,360 Seriously. 13 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:38,800 I am a husband who has a wife, a sexy wife, 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,440 who's waiting in bed for me right now. 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,840 And I know exactly what's expected 16 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 of a good husband. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,320 Hey. 18 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,120 Have I ever told you how hot you are? 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,920 And there they were, out of the blue, 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,400 the words I didn't expect to hear 21 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,000 for at least another 40 years. 22 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Not tonight, Ben. 23 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,120 I've got a really bad headache. 24 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,600 I know that sounds like a line, but I've just had 25 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,800 a hell of a day at work, so... 26 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,440 Okay. 27 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,920 Oh, get a room, you two. 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Oh, yeah, says the newlywed. 29 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,280 Like you and Mel aren't going at it like rabbits. 30 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,560 Ooh. Ooh. 31 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,400 Oh, Mel... ooh. 32 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,920 So, ah, we'll be down at the Boat Club 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,240 later on to finish up that job. 34 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,560 Ah, yeah, okay. 35 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,440 [Dave] Everything all right? 36 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,160 What Rachel just said, the rabbits thing, 37 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,520 it's about more than that, yeah? 38 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,920 -Ah-- -Being married. 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,920 It's not just about, um, going for it. 40 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,680 I mean, I know that that's part of it, 41 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,800 but it's not everything. 42 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,080 No, it's not. 43 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,800 Like, when you and Mom were first married, 44 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,160 how often did you... 45 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,960 -You know. -Oh, oh, um... 46 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,040 Well, ah, mate, I think that's different for everyone. 47 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,880 There's no, no, real quota system. 48 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,360 That all depends on what's happening 49 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,760 in your life. I mean, when Jules 50 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,120 and I got married, we'd already had Rachel 51 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,680 and, ah, a baby means 52 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,120 not too much action for a while, 53 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,880 which is probably why I'm not the one 54 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,320 you should be talking to right now. 55 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,160 -No. -[Dave] You know. 56 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,840 -Is there a problem? -No. 57 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:31,600 No, no, it's just a future reference 58 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,120 sort of thing. 59 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,200 All right. 60 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,480 I've got some invoices to do, so, um-- 61 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries. 62 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,880 Like I said, it's not as if it's an issue. 63 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,360 Do you think it's an issue? 64 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,720 Mate, there's no set rule for this sort of thing. 65 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,200 See, what you've got to remember-- 66 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Everyone's different. 67 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,560 And you can never believe what anyone says. 68 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,120 Not when it comes to the bedroom. 69 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,800 Yeah, it's just you hear about those couples 70 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,640 who have been married for ages and then suddenly 71 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,560 they realize they haven't had sex for five years. 72 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,640 And if they're happy with that, does it matter? 73 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,160 Oh, is this a senior moment? 74 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Do I really need to spell that one out for you? 75 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,840 Ben, how many times do you think 76 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,720 your grandmother and I had sex the last few years 77 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,040 of our marriage? 78 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,000 Oh, mental health seriously at risk here. 79 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,120 I could count it on two hands. 80 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,360 You're kidding? 81 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,240 I mean, were you guys, you were-- 82 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,840 Really happy. 83 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,760 And I wouldn't swap those last few years 84 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,400 for anything, and that's my point. 85 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,360 It's not about a number. 86 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,560 Being a good husband is about how much you care. 87 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,080 Not about how many times a night you can do it. 88 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,840 Is this some kind of a survey? 89 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,360 No, it's... I'm just interested, that's all. 90 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,040 There's no problem. 91 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,480 It's just about putting your wife's needs 92 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,600 -before your own. -I know, Dad. 93 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,800 Emotional, not just physical. 94 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,920 -Thank you. -And romance. 95 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,320 That's the key. 96 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,640 [Ted] That's what I keep telling him. 97 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,080 Yeah, and when Jules and I, you know, 98 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,720 -again-- -Dad, please. 99 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,160 And I'm not putting her under any pressure, 100 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,880 but when we do, it's going to be... 101 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,360 -[Ted] Romantic. -[Dave] Yes. 102 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,200 Okay, I get the point. Thank you. 103 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,920 Loud and clear. 104 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,720 Hey, Matt. Walla, walla, wincha! 105 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,240 -Oi, you see that? -Yep. 106 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,160 He just looked at me like I was some kind of freak. 107 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,480 It's a weird way to say hello to someone 108 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,680 you barely know, Carbo. 109 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,920 Ah, I'm yesterday's news, mate. 110 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,320 I'm finished. 111 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,800 I mean, it wasn't even 15 minutes of fame. 112 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,640 It was more like six and a half. 113 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,400 I nowhere near made the most of it. 114 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,080 I didn't think it was going to be over so soon. 115 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,920 -You and me both. -What? 116 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,760 The honeymoon period. 117 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,640 I thought it was never going to end. 118 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,960 Oh. 119 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,160 I need to do something for Mel, 120 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,960 something that's really going to knock her socks off. 121 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,080 What sort of something? 122 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,960 You know, like the stuff they do in the movies? 123 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,360 Not those sort of movies, Carbo. 124 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:44,200 What's the most romantic thing you guys can think of? 125 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,280 You guys are useless. 126 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,080 I don't really think I'm an expert on this. 127 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,360 What sort of loser doesn't even get 128 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,520 15 minutes of fame? 129 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,560 Walla, walla, loser. 130 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,280 Ruby's asleep. 131 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,160 So I know you're due at work... 132 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,720 Yeah, I'm already running late. 133 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,480 Yeah, well, you could tell Jake to get started 134 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,240 and you'll be there soon. 135 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,560 -Where's Ted? -Mmm. 136 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:24,960 Gone to get the paper. 137 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,640 He'll probably stay for a coffee. 138 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,160 What, so we've got 15 minutes? 139 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,920 Better than nothing. 140 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,120 What? 141 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,320 Oh, it's just... 142 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,560 What? 143 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,480 Just not very special, rushing like this. 144 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,600 -What? -[baby crying] 145 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,760 Oh... 146 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,680 Hold that thought. 147 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,200 -I'm holding it. -[Julie] Coming. 148 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,440 Ah, are you going to be home late tonight? 149 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,840 No, hopefully not. 150 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,400 Just depends how busy we are. 151 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,840 I should go. 152 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,840 I want to drop in and see Sammy on the way. 153 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:11,920 You still worried about her? 154 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,160 Yeah, I can't help it. 155 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,840 She's just not her old self and I hope 156 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,120 she doesn't freak too much when I tell her you know. 157 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,760 Is that what you were thinking about last night? 158 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,880 Ben. 159 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,240 Or... are you upset with me? 160 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,280 Just 'cause there's one time I don't feel like it 161 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,600 doesn't mean there's something wrong. 162 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,600 Just really bothering you, isn't it? 163 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,240 No, not at all. 164 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,600 I'm just, just checking, that's all. 165 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,320 Seriously. That's all it was. 166 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,880 Anyway, I was thinking 167 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,680 how about I cook us some dinner tonight? 168 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,440 Putting takeaway on plates is 169 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,080 sort of like making it. 170 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,360 Dinner sounds perfect. 171 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,200 I should be home around 7:00. 172 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,720 See you. 173 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,640 Oi, hey. 174 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,160 -Oi. -[Melissa] Oh, hey... 175 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,000 -Sorry, stay back, I stink. -Yes, you do. 176 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,040 -Yes, I do. -See you. 177 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,400 Yo. 178 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,440 Hey, uh, you guys have to get out 179 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,520 of the house tonight. 180 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,280 I want it to be just me and Mel. 181 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,120 Well, you've got a door on your bedroom, Ben. 182 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,480 -Why don't you use that? -No arguments. 183 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,600 I'm serious. 184 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,800 Tonight is just the two of us. 185 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,680 I'm keeping the romance alive. 186 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,400 -Good plan. -Thank you. 187 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,480 Says the marriage expert. 188 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,520 [door closes] 189 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,200 -Do you want one? -Sure. 190 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,760 [sighs deeply] 191 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,320 Are you okay? 192 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,680 Yeah, just had a couple of drinks last night, that's all. 193 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,520 How about you jump in the shower 194 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,600 and I'll make the coffee? 195 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:46,120 Um, yeah, okay, I'd, ah, I'll just be a sec. 196 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,640 [Melissa] I have to tell you something 197 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,960 and I'm scared you're gonna be mad at me. 198 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,040 But can I just say first up, 199 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,760 it's not going to be a problem, I swear. 200 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,800 -You've told Nathan. -No, no, no, 201 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,480 -but I have told Ben. -Mel. 202 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,400 No, he won't say anything, I promise. 203 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,040 -Well, what if he does? -No, he won't. 204 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,120 I trusted you! I cannot believe that you-- 205 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,160 [Melissa] Look, I don't want to fight with you. 206 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,440 Nathan still has no idea you're in Sydney... 207 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,520 But look, sooner or later surely he's gonna... 208 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,400 [cell phone chimes] 209 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,720 [sighs] 210 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,320 Hello? 211 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,840 Yeah, thanks for calling back. 212 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,880 Oh, this afternoon, um... 213 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see him then. 214 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,480 Okay. 215 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,640 That was just my lawyer's office. 216 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,240 -Lawyer? -Divorce lawyer. 217 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,480 Don't I just love those words. 218 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:48,240 I'm so glad that I can apply them to my life. 219 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,320 It's just what I always wanted, really. 220 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,960 I know you know this, but I just have to say it. 221 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,240 Alcohol won't be helping right now. 222 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,920 Have you thought about talking to someone 223 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,080 about all of this? 224 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,840 What, a shrink? 225 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,080 Well, there's a psychologist I know of by reputation 226 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,880 and she's meant to be fantastic. 227 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,240 Yeah, well, 228 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,960 I don't need to sit on some random's couch. 229 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,440 -No, it's not like-- -[Sammy] And I don't need 230 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,640 someone I thought was my friend, 231 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,600 coming around here, patronizing me. 232 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,080 Fine. I'll leave you to it. 233 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,320 But seriously, just think about it. 234 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,480 It's not wrong to ask for help. 235 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,640 So you guys reckon you'll be finished today? 236 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,960 Oh, sorry, I forgot about that. 237 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,720 Forgot? Mate, should we be worried? 238 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,120 [Ben] It's for a magazine shoot. 239 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,440 Do you reckon you could work around them? 240 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,040 I think we'll find a way to cope. 241 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,600 Yeah, not that we'd even think about looking, eh. 242 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,000 Not for a second. 243 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,560 [Ben] Enjoy. 244 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,560 ["You Sexy Thing" playing] 245 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,080 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪ 246 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,520 ♪ Where're you from ♪ 247 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,760 ♪ You sexy thing ♪ 248 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,480 ♪ You sexy thang, you ♪ 249 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,440 ♪ I believe in miracles ♪ 250 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,360 ♪ Since you came along ♪ 251 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,360 ♪ You sexy thing ♪ 252 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,840 You've got a bit of a fan there, mate. 253 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,840 It's not me she's looking at, sugar daddy. 254 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,440 Oh, come off it. 255 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,320 ♪ How did you know I'd give my heart gladly? ♪ 256 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,880 ♪ Yesterday I was one... ♪ 257 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,560 Not exactly into subtlety, is she? 258 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,080 Oh, look, it's a bit of a change 259 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,800 from bum-pinching geriatrics. 260 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,560 -Yeah. -Not a bad one either. 261 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,240 ♪ Where're you from You sexy thing ♪ 262 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,960 ♪ Sexy thing, you I believe in miracles ♪ 263 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,520 ♪ Since you came along You sexy thing ♪ 264 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,440 [Ben] Not looking was proving hard, 265 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,480 harder than Dad could've imagined. 266 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,360 -You all right, mate? -[Dave] Yeah. 267 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,560 Just looking for, um... 268 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,000 this. 269 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,080 Just trying to... 270 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,320 [Julie laughs] 271 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,440 It's like being 14 years old again 272 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,800 and back on the school bus. 273 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,600 You know, you're sitting there and you've got 274 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,080 the vibrations and then suddenly it's, like, 275 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,920 -away it goes. -A mind of its own. 276 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,800 [laughs] 277 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,560 Is that it? 278 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,600 Have you had enough laughing? 279 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,880 -Are you done yet? -Oh, no. 280 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,240 I haven't even started, darling. 281 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,120 And hey, for the record, 282 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,760 I think you should be very happy that I'm laughing 283 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,960 'cause there'd be a lot of wives 284 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,280 that wouldn't think this was funny at all. 285 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,640 God, well, she wasn't even that attractive. 286 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,880 -Oh, please! -[Dave] No, no, she wasn't. 287 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,440 I mean, it looked like she needed to eat a whole lot 288 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,480 -of lamb chops. -[Julie laughs] 289 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,440 Anyway, it's your fault. 290 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,320 Oh, what, that she needed to eat some lamb chops? 291 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,240 No, because you're the one 292 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,600 who got my mind on it this morning. 293 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,840 Oh, and how you managed to resist, I have no idea. 294 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,480 Well, bugalugs put paid to that and look... 295 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,560 is there anything wrong 296 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,320 with wanting more than five minutes? 297 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,400 Darling, at this point in time 298 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,720 we have to take what we can get. 299 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,040 Ah, Dad, didn't you say you had to do something 300 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,040 with, um, Friend Finders tomorrow night? 301 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,600 Yeah, a double feature at the pictures 302 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,400 -and a late supper. -Ah. 303 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,200 Who said old farts don't know how to party? 304 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,880 So, if Rachel goes out with Jake, 305 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,520 it means we'll have the whole place to ourselves. 306 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,440 -We'll make a night of it. -[Julie] Mmm. 307 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,200 -I'll cook lamb chops. -[chuckles] 308 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,440 And I'll keep everything crossed 309 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,200 that Ruby stays asleep. 310 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,840 -Is it a date? -Hell, yeah. 311 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,800 Ah. 312 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,240 [Dave] Until tomorrow. 313 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,280 [door closes] 314 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,680 [Ben] Dad wasn't the only good husband 315 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,720 getting his hopes up. 316 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,080 -Is Nathan home? -Nope. 317 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,680 We've got the place to ourselves. 318 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,560 Oh, firstly, she dumps the biggest secret ever on me 319 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,520 and then attacks me for trying to help. 320 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,960 -Who? -Sammy. 321 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,560 I know she's having a hard time, 322 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,560 but it's not fair and her hangover didn't help. 323 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,080 I'm guessing she knows I know? 324 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,240 Yeah. Not happy. 325 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,480 And not in a good place at all. 326 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,400 Compared to her, Nathan is doing fine. 327 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,320 -Hey, come here. -[sighs] 328 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,160 She'll come around. She just needs some time. 329 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,360 [Melissa] Yeah. How much time? 330 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,520 We can't sit on this forever. 331 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,120 Oh, that is great. 332 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,360 You've got takeaway. I can smell it. 333 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,400 Waiting to go whenever you're ready. 334 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,760 -I ran your bath, too. -Oh, you're the best. 335 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:35,920 Do you want to go and have your bath 336 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,720 -and then some dinner? -Yes. 337 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,520 A bath is just what I need and then I'm going 338 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,360 to get into something more comfortable. 339 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,800 [sighs] 340 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,440 What? 341 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,120 It's just when you said something more comfortable... 342 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,200 how was your bath? 343 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,320 Perfect. Just what I needed. 344 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,560 Sorry about before. 345 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,960 I just came in and vented all over you. 346 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,480 What are husbands for? 347 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,000 [Melissa] I spent the whole day 348 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,200 thinking about Sammy. 349 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,800 Well, you can let that go now. 350 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,560 Yeah, I guess so. 351 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,240 Thank you so much for going to all this trouble. 352 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,560 I didn't get a chance to scratch myself today. 353 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,400 So, you were saying you're tired? 354 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,600 Mmm. 355 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,120 Like, really, really tired? 356 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,600 Sorry, I wish I was better at turning my brain off. 357 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,200 It isn't my brain I wish I could turn off. 358 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,680 [Melissa] I brought up the idea of Sammy going 359 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,200 to see someone, a psychologist, 360 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,280 but she took it the wrong... 361 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,000 Sorry, I need to stop talking about it. 362 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,520 [Ben] Grandad was right. 363 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,440 A good husband performs in all rooms 364 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,880 of the house, not just the bedroom. 365 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,600 Talk about it as much as you like. 366 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,480 Really? Just over dinner, I swear. 367 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,880 I'll bring it in. 368 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,400 Now it was me who had a headache. 369 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,160 [Rachel] Okay, what's he like? Spunk? 370 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,720 Well, he's not here yet. 371 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,480 Mom's vacuumed the house three times. 372 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,720 She's nervous. 373 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800 She's not the only one. 374 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,560 What if I don't like him? 375 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,680 Well, why wouldn't you? 376 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:19,960 What if he's a freak? 377 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,520 Give Grace some credit. 378 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,760 Well, like, she got it so right with Dad. 379 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,280 Okay, good point. 380 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,520 Can you come over? 381 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,440 No, I am not going to gate crash your mom's date, 382 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,040 and I told you I've got heaps of work 383 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,600 -to get through. -Bring your computer. 384 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,200 Work here. Please? Hang on. 385 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,120 -Jake, is this okay? -Great. 386 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,200 -[Grace] Are you sure? -Great. 387 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,520 Yeah? 388 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,960 She's changed more times than she's vacuumed. 389 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,840 Jake. 390 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,240 You've gotta come over, please. 391 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,440 Okay, okay, I'm coming over. 392 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,960 You happy? All right, I'll be there soon. 393 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,080 Bye. 394 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,400 [Julie clears throat] 395 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,920 Um, Jake's meeting Grace's new boyfriend 396 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,080 tonight for the first time and he's very, 397 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,520 very nervous, so I think I'm just gonna go over there 398 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,160 and make sure he doesn't get all protective 399 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,560 -and stuff things up for her. -Yeah. 400 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,960 Yeah, that's a... that's a really good idea. 401 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,360 Are you going to stay there overnight? 402 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,720 Um, I don't know. I'll let you know if I am. 403 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,080 -See you. -Thanks. 404 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,400 [Rachel] Sorry I can't stay for dinner. 405 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,200 Bye. 406 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,080 So, how about the date for tomorrow night, 407 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,320 we move up to tonight? 408 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,640 Looks like I'll be heading down 409 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,040 the club tonight. 410 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,600 Ooh, oh, sorry, Dad. 411 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,120 Would you mind? 412 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,920 After dinner. 413 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,760 She's obviously going through some anger stage 414 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,520 and I'm a safe person to take it out on. 415 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,480 Still, it's not fair to shoot the messenger. 416 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,880 Maybe I'll just text her the number 417 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,840 of the psychologist and then it's up to her. 418 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,080 Yeah, but you can't force that sort of thing on people. 419 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,120 I know, but I really think it would help her. 420 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,600 I think you're caught up in this enough. 421 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,160 I've got to say it feels weird being around Nathan. 422 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,360 It's like I'm watching everything I say 423 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,280 for fear of spilling something. 424 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,600 You're back. How was the pub? 425 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,240 Oh, dud band, dud crowd. 426 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,280 -Well, there's other pubs. -Oh, no way. I'm stuffed. 427 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,600 Still... Hey, leave the plates. 428 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,240 If you're tired, you should go to bed. 429 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,880 -Oh, thank you. -[Ben] I'll take care of it. 430 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,320 -I'll see you guys tomorrow. -Good night. 431 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,480 [Ben] What are you guys doing back? 432 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,720 Oh, keep your hair on. 433 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,880 It's not like much was happening. 434 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,160 She's got a lot on her mind. 435 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,520 What, work stuff? 436 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,120 Something like that. 437 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,560 Look, maybe the problem is you're not taking it far enough. 438 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,080 I mean, okay, dinner's nice, but in terms of 439 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,720 a big passionate statement... 440 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,480 Mmm, maybe you're right. 441 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,840 Maybe to be romantic, I've got to go way over-the-top. 442 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,040 Hey, I can do you a deal on some flowers. 443 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,360 I've just had a cancellation on a big order 444 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,000 for a funeral today. 445 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,520 How does anyone cancel a funeral? 446 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,840 Was the guy not dead anymore? 447 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,200 [Carbo] Oh, no, no, no, there's a funeral, 448 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,680 there's just no flowers. 449 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,280 You know, the relos found out that they got left out 450 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,480 of the will. White lilies. 451 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,800 -Beautiful. -[Nathan] Whoa. 452 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,120 Nothing says romance 453 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,760 like a dead man's canceled flowers. 454 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,920 No, it's got to be bigger than that anyway. 455 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,760 Everybody does flowers. 456 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,800 You could at least try leaving the house, 457 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,320 then there's less chance of Mel going upstairs 458 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,720 and putting on her trackie dacks. 459 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,920 True. 460 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,720 Or you could go hot-air ballooning. 461 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,640 This guy once organized that for one of Sammy's 462 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,640 girlfriends and apparently she was grateful for months. 463 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,880 Grateful? 464 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,600 Very appreciative. 465 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,200 You know, that's not such a dumb idea. 466 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,400 -We could go at sunset. -Ooh. 467 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,000 -[Ben] It'd be perfect. -Oh, yeah. 468 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,000 And then we come home and Mel would be... 469 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,000 [both] grateful. 470 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,280 Grateful. 471 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,400 No way, you shouldn't do yourself down 472 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,480 on the whole marriage expert thing. 473 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,560 It's a good idea. 474 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,360 [playful music playing] 475 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,720 Hey, we can help poor Benno out. 476 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,320 -What do you mean? -We can have 477 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,640 the most romantic surprise Mel's ever had in her life 478 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,280 waiting for her right here, at home. 479 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,520 -What are you talking about? -We've got the rest, mate. 480 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,840 -Don't we, Natho? -Ah, yep, yes. 481 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,640 [Ben] Thanks, mate. 482 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,200 -[Carbo] Natho! -What? 483 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,080 That's a terrible idea. 484 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,320 Look, shh. Keep it down, okay? 485 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,120 No, it's not. Have some faith. 486 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,280 I have absolute faith that it's a terrible idea. 487 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,920 It's a little bit retro isn't it, Carbo? 488 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,480 It's not retro, it's classic. 489 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,600 Look, look, some things just never go out of style. 490 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,360 I think just leave it to Ben. 491 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,720 If he does the hot-air ballooning, 492 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,960 then it'll probably be enough. 493 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,640 In fact, I'm sure it'll be enough. 494 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,880 Anyway, I'm going to go to bed. 495 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,880 -Good night. -Yep, good night. 496 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,840 [playful music playing] 497 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,960 Hey, Toula, yeah, it's me. 498 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,360 Yeah, listen, no, no, no, look, shh. 499 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,720 I've got a mate. He's having a few problems in the bedroom. 500 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,560 Yeah, no, a mate. 501 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,920 And I thought you could help me out. 502 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,400 -[Rachel] Hey. -[Jake] Thank you. 503 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,280 There's something really sus about the guy. 504 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,840 Jake, you make him sound like a serial killer. 505 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,400 Well, how do we know he's not? 506 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,200 -Oh, hi, Rachel. -Hi, Grace. 507 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,560 I am so sorry to barge in like this. 508 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,960 -Oh, no. -[Rachel] I need to talk 509 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,520 to Jake about some stuff for work, so... 510 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,720 Oh, no, that's fine. Come in. 511 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,120 My friend Doug's here. 512 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,880 I'm just watching a movie with him. 513 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,360 Oh. 514 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,440 [helicopter blades whirring on TV] 515 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,960 So, Doug, Mom tells me you've been married before. 516 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,440 That's right. 517 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,960 Didn't work out, then? 518 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,520 Jake, I've told you all this. 519 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,640 [Doug] No, it's okay. 520 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,440 I'm fine with it. 521 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,840 We're divorced. It wasn't easy, 522 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,840 but we've managed to stay friends. 523 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,480 Best for the kids that way. 524 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,880 -The kids? -Yeah, two. 525 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,120 They're great. 526 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,720 Handling it really well. 527 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,360 So how did you and your ex-wife meet? 528 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,680 Was she one of your staff as well? 529 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,920 -[Rachel clears throat] -Jake! 530 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,640 Um, ah, would anyone like a drink? 531 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,800 I'll get them. 532 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,800 I'll give you a hand. 533 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,040 Are you all right? 534 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,000 There's something about him. 535 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,880 He's just... He's too smooth. 536 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,800 -Oh, please. -Oh, you heard him. 537 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,080 What, he's into rental DVDs, he likes bushwalking 538 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,880 and he knows a lot about cleaning products. 539 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,880 He's a regular lounge lizard, Jake. 540 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,760 And anyway, listen, it does not matter what we think. 541 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,240 Your mom really likes him, okay? 542 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,640 Don't stuff this up for her. 543 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,640 Don't. 544 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,440 That'll be another beer for you, mate? 545 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,600 Oh, no, it's all right. Thanks, mate. 546 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,320 Hey, Jake, you've no need to worry. 547 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,280 My intentions are honorable. 548 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,360 [playful music playing] 549 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,520 [Ben] And while Jake was grappling 550 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,800 with being a good son, 551 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,760 Dad was ticking all the boxes in the good husband checklist. 552 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,760 She is finally asleep. We have the most 553 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,600 well-behaved daughter in the world. 554 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,280 Are you sure you're ready? 555 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,240 What part of this makes you think that I'm not? 556 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,920 Well, just because there was an incident today, I... 557 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,320 Oh, is that what we're calling it? 558 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,720 I just don't want you to feel pressured. 559 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,280 I don't at all. 560 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,720 Ah, it must be Dad. He must've forgotten something. 561 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,280 [Rachel] Hey, Mom. 562 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,040 Or the other daughter not so well behaved. Hello. 563 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,520 -Hi. -I thought you were staying 564 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,000 -at Jake's tonight? -Yeah, we were. 565 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,560 Yeah, till Jake glassed Doug 566 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,360 and things just got a bit awkward. 567 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,760 -So we thought-- -No, Rachel thought-- 568 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,080 It was best to give Grace and her friend a bit of space. 569 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,600 -Oh. -How nice for them. 570 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,160 -Who's up for a DVD? -[Julie] Oh, what now? 571 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,600 [Rachel] Yeah. It's apparently very funny. 572 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,600 Oh, ah, yeah, your father and I were about to turn in. 573 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,400 No, no, I read a review of this. It's supposed to be 574 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,640 -a real cracker. -Dave... 575 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,480 -The 40-Year-Old Virgin. -[Julie] Ah... 576 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,640 We'll get it started. 577 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,280 I thought you had work to do? 578 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,080 [Julie] Hey, what, what are you doing? 579 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,840 Well, they're here now. We can't just kick them out. 580 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,720 Well, we don't have to watch a movie with them. Come to bed. 581 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,520 No, look, I... I'm not going to go and hide away in our room. 582 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,600 [Rachel] It's about to start. 583 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,000 Coming? 584 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,680 No. 585 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,080 [upbeat music playing] 586 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,480 [Ben] But unlike Dad, 587 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,120 at least I had a plan in place. 588 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,520 And I was expecting big returns on my investment. 589 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,520 ♪ Yes! ♪ 590 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,520 [Ben] If all goes to plan, this time tomorrow 591 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:30,560 Melissa would be grateful and I'd be husband of the year. 592 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,040 [acoustic music playing] 593 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,760 Well, who would've thought there was a world 594 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,760 -outside my lounge room? -[laughter] 595 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,640 [Julie] God, do you have any idea how much I've missed you? 596 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,880 Hey, does someone have the 12-step program 597 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,480 -on speed dial? -Oh, shut up. 598 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,800 I'm not even a little bit tipsy. 599 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,200 -No... -No one gets drunk 600 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,720 -on half a glass. -Yeah, they do, 601 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,360 if they haven't touched the stuff in almost a year. 602 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,760 Or overtired from sleep deprivation. 603 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,320 Yeah, anyway, here's to Ruby's first pub lunch. 604 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,960 [all] Hey! 605 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,680 -And here's to Mom. -[Rachel] Yay, Mommy! 606 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,080 Oh, thanks, darling. Yeah, to me. 607 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,800 -[Melissa] Woo! -To reclaiming my life. 608 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,760 -Absolutely. -Here's to leaving the house 609 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,560 -on a regular basis. -Yay! 610 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,520 And here's to having sex again sometime 611 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,840 -before I die! -Oh... 612 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,400 No, no, your father doesn't want me anymore. 613 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,920 Oh, come on, Jules. You know, that's not the case. 614 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,320 No, well, why don't you just throw me down on the bed, then, 615 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,960 and have your wicked way with me? 616 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,440 Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore. 617 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,040 Um, let me take that from you. 618 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,200 [Julie] Oh, yeah, go ahead. 619 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,760 I mean, it's all your fault anyway. 620 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,680 We were good to go and you two walked in the door. 621 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,640 Oh, wow, um, well, you didn't have to watch the movie. 622 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,640 [Julie] I told him that, but he wouldn't listen. 623 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,600 I was practically begging him for it. 624 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,840 Yeah, yeah, I got that, Jules. And, ah, so did everyone else 625 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,360 -in about a five-mile radius. -Oh, no one can hear me. 626 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,440 [playful music playing] 627 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,080 Oh, okay, maybe I'm a bit tipsy. 628 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,400 Sorry I'm late. 629 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,360 What? 630 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,960 What'd I miss? 631 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,120 Ah! I'll have water, thanks. 632 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,320 Since we're all here, I... 633 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,960 I've been giving a bit of thought to Tom. 634 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,000 And I'm thinking that, ah, what's best for me 635 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,880 is, um, let sleeping dogs lie. For now. 636 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,440 It was so long ago and the bottom line is that 637 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,960 he didn't come looking for me. 638 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,040 And if he wasn't interested when I could get away 639 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,040 with a mini skirt, isn't he, 640 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,320 he's not going to jump up and down now. 641 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,960 Anyway, thing is... 642 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm just speaking for myself. 643 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,080 I hope everybody understands that. 644 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,520 -Mmm. -[Rachel] But isn't anyone 645 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,240 the slightest bit interested? 646 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,240 I mean, this is our grandpa we're talking about. 647 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,720 Mmm. Trust me when I say this, Rach, 648 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,880 it's not exactly a huge loss. 649 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,680 Yeah, well, you can say that, Nathan, 650 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,680 -because you've met them. -I met one of them. 651 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,400 Well, Tom is meant to be the spitting image of you. 652 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,560 Yeah, if I want to see someone who looks like me, Rach, 653 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,080 I'll walk past a mirror. I mean, it's just not 654 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,160 a good enough reason to go against what Chel wants. 655 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,880 No, I know. I know that. 656 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,600 And of course I'll be supportive. 657 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,600 It's just, you know, it's weird to think 658 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,280 there's a whole bunch of people out there 659 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,800 that we're related to, you know, 660 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,320 and we're never gonna get to meet any of them. 661 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,840 What do you think, Benny? 662 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,200 Well, Chel's made her mind up 663 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,240 and, ah, right now we've got to bail. 664 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,760 Well, where are you two off to? 665 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960 He won't tell me. It's some huge surprise. 666 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,120 -Ooh. -[Ben] And that's the way 667 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,640 it's going to stay until we get there. 668 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,720 -Ooh. -See you. 669 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,320 -Bye. -[Nathan] See you. 670 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,080 Is it just me or does he get weirder every day? 671 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,080 [upbeat music playing] 672 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,200 [Melissa] If you tell me where we're going, 673 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,560 -maybe I could help you. -Oi! It's a surprise. 674 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,960 You'll find out when we get there. 675 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,760 -Yeah, if we get there. -Oi! 676 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,720 I know exactly where we are and we've got another... 677 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,720 Oh, 10ks and then we'll hit the turnoff. 678 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 [phone rings] 679 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,040 It's Sammy. 680 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,320 Hi. Sammy. 681 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,960 Hey, um... 682 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,200 look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 683 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,280 -Oh, it's fine. -No, it's not. 684 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,320 Life just seems a little out of control at the moment 685 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,320 and I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 686 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,920 -No, honestly. It's cool. -[Sammy] Well, if you're not 687 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,320 doing anything today, maybe... 688 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,120 -Oh, um... -Oh, you're busy. 689 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,400 No, no, no. Mel, it's fine. I shouldn't have called. 690 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,560 I'm sorry. Just forget about it. 691 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,120 Hey, Ben and I are just in the car. Can you hold on a sec? 692 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,600 [sobs] 693 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,000 Hey, she wants to see me. 694 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,160 No! I've got the whole afternoon planned. 695 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,320 She's really upset. 696 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,280 Hey, how about I come past tomorrow? 697 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,920 Maybe we could go out for breakfast? 698 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,920 Sammy? 699 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,840 Look, I... I don't want to burden you. It's fine. 700 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,360 -Just forget it. -No, you're not. 701 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,680 -Honestly. How about-- -[phone beeps] 702 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,440 Sammy? 703 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,480 Is she okay? 704 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,520 No, she sounds terrible. 705 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,320 Look, I'm sure she'll be fine. 706 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,600 Really, trust me. And you're going to love 707 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,000 where we're going. I just know it. 708 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,400 And it'll be special and worth every cent. 709 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,160 Look, it's nothing over-the-top, 710 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,840 but there's no point throwing money down the drain. 711 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,720 Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Um, I'll just... 712 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,160 I'll call her later and check in. 713 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,000 Okay. Fun, secret, romantic activity, here we come. 714 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,080 [engine revving] 715 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,480 -Ben is going to kill us. -No, he won't, okay? 716 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,960 He'll be too busy bopping up and down 717 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,760 the SS Love Boat. 718 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,120 Hey, um, have you got the instructions? 719 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,840 -What do I do with this? -[Nathan] Um, okay, 720 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,640 it says that if it's H, then it goes with D 721 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,440 and if it's not D, then it goes... 722 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,680 Well, I've got H. 723 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,360 No, I have no idea. 724 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,160 -Mate, a great help you are. -Well, I hate to say this, 725 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,400 Carbo, but how sexy can a bed be if the major component of it 726 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,280 is called the bladder? 727 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,200 Mate, my cousin Toula's never had any shortage of takers. 728 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,920 Then why has she given you her waterbed? 729 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,920 Ah, that's 'cause the, um, husband found out 730 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,200 -about the other takers. -Oh. 731 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,960 -[Carbo] Mmm. -Well, look at this. 732 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,800 -[Carbo] What? -Well, are you quite sure 733 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,440 that this bladder is continent? 734 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,000 [Carbo] Oh, yeah. Toula told me about that. 735 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,680 That's where the stiletto went through. 736 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,240 She forgot to take off her stilettos? 737 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,200 No, who says she was the one who was wearing them? 738 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,600 Oh, my God. I feel like I have to wear rubber gloves. 739 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,000 Look, it's fine, okay? It's been patched, 740 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,360 it's sterilized. It's fine. 741 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,880 Now, look, are you gonna sit there whinging all day 742 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,880 or are you actually gonna give me a hand to finish it off? 743 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,000 Okay. What do you want me to do? 744 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,000 I'm gonna go downstairs 745 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,200 and throw the hose through the window. 746 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,680 You wait there and give me a yell 747 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,080 when you're ready for me to turn the water on. 748 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,960 Wow! I wonder what could possibly go wrong. 749 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,040 [upbeat music playing] 750 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,440 [Melissa] Ben, if you won't let me help, then at least 751 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,080 ask for directions. 752 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,960 It's not that. 753 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,000 You don't... You don't think she might do something stupid? 754 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,160 I don't know. 755 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,120 No, look, I'm sure she's fine. 756 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,640 Don't worry about it. 757 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,320 If she's that upset, we can't leave her alone. 758 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,320 Well, what about the surprise? 759 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,800 It's fine. Honestly. We'll just... 760 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,600 We'll just go over to her place and make sure 761 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,960 she's okay. All right? 762 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,560 Wow! I've always heard there's nothing like a bit 763 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,720 of leopard print to really class it up a notch, Carbo. 764 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,960 Yeah, that's what Toula says. 765 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,200 How nice of her to throw it in, eh? 766 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,920 Yeah. Ooh. 767 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,080 The heater thing must be working. It's getting warmer. 768 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,480 -Yeah, you're right. -Ooh, this feels weird. 769 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,480 Oh, I think it's something you have to get used to. 770 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,760 Yep. You know, I hope they like it 771 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,320 after all the trouble we've been to. 772 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,880 And while we're on that point, how dumb are we? 773 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,760 Here's two single guys helping Ben, 774 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,280 who's a married guy, who really shouldn't need 775 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,080 -our help, but-- -[water leaking] 776 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,480 -Carbo? -Yeah? 777 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,160 -What's that noise? -What noise? 778 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,240 [water leaking] 779 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,320 [Nathan] Why is the floor wet? 780 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,240 -[Carbo] It must be leaking! -Well, of course it's leaking! 781 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,360 What are we going to do? 782 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,040 The instructions did say something about a repair kit! 783 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,520 There's gaffer tape downstairs. I'll get that! 784 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,360 And a hair dryer for the shag pile! 785 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,520 He's still here. 786 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,320 -He stayed the night. -You don't know that, honey. 787 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,240 Okay? He might've come back over this morning. 788 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,840 It's cold. 789 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,640 -The car hasn't been driven. -What does it matter? 790 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,200 She's stayed at his place heaps of times before. 791 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,040 -Exactly. His place not ours! -Shh! 792 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,520 Doug went home at 10:30 last night. 793 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,480 He came back this morning and we went for a walk. 794 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,640 Any other questions? Anything else you need to know? 795 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,320 No, Mom, Mom. Mom, I just want you to be careful, all right? 796 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,680 I don't want you to get hurt. 797 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,280 Oh, good! So we want the same thing, then. 798 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,760 -All right! -[Grace] For God's sake, 799 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,080 give me a bit of credit, please. 800 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,480 I wasn't born yesterday. 801 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,480 I really like Doug. 802 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,160 I mean, as far as I can see, he's a really decent man. 803 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,680 Yeah, that's the impression I got. 804 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,320 I mean... I know I've only just met him, but I... 805 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,520 I'm sorry. It's the truth. I like the guy. 806 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,120 Cleaning products? 807 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,160 Oh, sweetie. 808 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,800 Look, I know this is hard for you. 809 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,440 It's just been you, me and Alex for such a long time. 810 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,720 Look, it's... it's weird for me, too. 811 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,880 I haven't been with anyone since your father. 812 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,640 That's an awfully long time to be alone, Jake. 813 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,840 I've asked Doug for dinner and look, it's highly likely 814 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,240 that his car's going to be here tomorrow morning. 815 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,320 I'm sorry if that raises your protective hackles, darling, 816 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,080 but maybe in this case I don't need to be protected. 817 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,240 [soft music playing] 818 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,840 -Oh. -It really was a mistake 819 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,720 letting you off the leash too soon. 820 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,640 Do I have to call everyone to apologize? 821 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,080 No, you better prepare for the fact that today 822 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,320 has entered the realm of "remember that time..." 823 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,640 "Yes, when Mom got smashed on half a glass of wine 824 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,280 and told everyone she wasn't getting any." 825 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,880 Great. 826 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,240 Jules, 827 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,320 I just didn't want you to think I was rushing you. 828 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,960 You know, after Nathan was born 829 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,720 and we tried, 830 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,920 and it was all too soon 831 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,520 and you know, it was uncomfortable for you and... 832 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,240 Oh, I'd completely forgotten about that. 833 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,160 Yeah, well, I hadn't. 834 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,480 Oh, darling, why didn't you say something? 835 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,680 Why didn't you tell me? 836 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,280 Well, I... I just wanted you to set the pace, 837 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,600 you know, and... and don't think for a moment 838 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,200 that I haven't been thinking about it. 839 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,000 -Oh. -[Dave] Oh, God. 840 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,800 I've been thinking about it. 841 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,760 Well, are you thinking about it now? 842 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,080 Um... 843 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,960 [Ted] Organic chicken breast 844 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,680 on special, would you believe? 845 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,320 I couldn't pass that up. 846 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,200 [laughs] 847 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,840 What happened to the movie night? 848 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,280 -Canceled. -Mmm. 849 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,880 [Ted] Right. Call of nature and then I'm onto it. 850 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,640 Anyone for chicken cacciatore? 851 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,600 I think you better hold that thought. 852 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,400 Mmm. 853 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,760 [dramatic music playing] 854 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,960 [knocks on door] 855 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:14,840 [knocks on door] 856 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,480 -Ben? -Hey, I know I'm sorry. 857 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,680 I just I wanted to see you, too. 858 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,840 Can I come in please? 859 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,200 Yeah. 860 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,240 I already know what you think of me, 861 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,080 so if you're here to give me some kind of lecture... 862 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,080 No, Sammy, neither of us are here to do that. 863 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,720 I walked out on Nathan. I gave up. 864 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:44,600 I gave up and I ruined his life 865 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,960 because I didn't care enough about him. 866 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,320 Oh, Sammy... 867 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,280 [Sammy] You know, Ted was here. 868 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,880 He came to see Mom. 869 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,920 He didn't know I was listening. 870 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,680 He... He would never say a bad word about you. 871 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,440 -I know he wouldn't. -I could hear it in his voice. 872 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,680 I know what he was thinking about me. 873 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,200 And if you're here to tell me the same, then I just... 874 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,120 -I don't want to hear it. -[Ben] Sammy, 875 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,120 the only one saying any of this is you. 876 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,520 Look, Nathan stuffed up. 877 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,680 Big time. 878 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,280 And it would be really great if you guys were back together 879 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,480 and you were part of the family again. 880 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,480 Well, that's not going to happen. 881 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,920 -You're not listening to me. -Yeah. 882 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,680 I'm not saying any of this to try and pressure you. 883 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760 Honestly. 884 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,840 We just want you to be happy. 885 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,840 [sobbing] 886 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,240 I feel like a failure, you know? 887 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,480 -No, you're not. -And I hate it 888 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800 because I had this whole life and... 889 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,320 now look at me. I don't know who I am anymore. 890 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,600 [sobbing] 891 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,280 Well, I know who you are. 892 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,280 You're this... 893 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,840 totally awesome chick. 894 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,240 Who's really smart and together and beautiful, 895 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,560 who can do whatever you set your mind to 896 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,680 and at the moment I guess you're just... 897 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,480 taking some time out to figure out 898 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,920 what you want that to be. 899 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,480 -That's who you are. -Yeah. 900 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,040 [Ben] And that's what we all think of you. 901 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,160 You just need to get back to believing that yourself. 902 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,720 I could write it all down on Post-it Notes 903 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,960 if that would help? 904 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,760 I'm sorry. 905 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,320 I shouldn't make dumb jokes. They're not funny. 906 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,040 Look, whenever you're ready, 907 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,480 come around or call, whatever. 908 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,200 I know Mom and Dad would love to hear from you. 909 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,840 [sobbing] 910 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,240 I never, ever, 911 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,440 ever want to break up with you. 912 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,200 Well, that's good because I never, ever, 913 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,840 ever want to break up with you. 914 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,560 Ah, apparently it goes better if you turn the key. 915 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,240 We were going to go up in the sky 916 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,960 on a hot-air balloon 917 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,120 and it was going to be perfect and romantic and... 918 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,280 perfect. 919 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,280 And romantic and now... 920 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,040 we're going home to wa-wa-wa wincha, 921 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,840 pizza, pajamas and I'm sorry. 922 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,280 Hot-air ballooning? 923 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,760 -Yeah. -Really? 924 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,000 I wanted to do something romantic. 925 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,440 -Oh, it would've been! -I know. 926 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,800 Ben. 927 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,400 What was that for? 928 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,720 I thought if we were trying to be romantic, 929 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,760 it might be allowed. 930 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,800 I'm not trying, we're failing badly. 931 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,360 The whole afternoon's stuffed. 932 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,880 Are you joking? 933 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,400 The way you were with Sammy, 934 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,400 I was there thinking how lucky I am to be married 935 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,800 to such a beautiful, caring man 936 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,480 who gave up his whole afternoon 937 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,320 to help someone else. 938 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,840 Really? 939 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,760 Hot-air ballooning would've been great, 940 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,520 but it's not what makes me love you, 941 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,360 it's just who you are and... and the things you do 942 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,640 without even thinking about them. 943 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,160 So, would you describe yourself as grateful? 944 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,480 Okay. So the day hadn't gone to plan, 945 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,960 but I was still up for husband of the year 946 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,640 after all. 947 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,960 [door closes] 948 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,480 Oh! What are you doing here? 949 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,000 Hey, what happened to the hot-air balloon? 950 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,880 -Change of plan. -Oh, that's cool. 951 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,360 I can roll with it. 952 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,000 It doesn't matter because the second part 953 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,480 of the surprise is waiting for you right here. 954 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,360 -Upstairs. -What? 955 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,000 Don't look at me. What are you talking about? 956 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,440 [Carbo] Did you fix it? 957 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,200 I'd give it another half an hour. 958 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,040 [Ben] Oh, my God. 959 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,160 Ah, is there a reason we've walked into a '70s porno? 960 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,200 Oh, my God. 961 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,880 Oh, my God! 962 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,640 I can't believe this is Carbo's idea of romance. 963 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,000 I can't believe you've been talking to him 964 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,000 about our love life. 965 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,160 Can we just go back to how gorgeous I was 966 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,360 this afternoon with Sammy 967 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,200 and forget about this part of it? 968 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,440 Yeah, luckily, it was pretty gorgeous. 969 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240 [both moaning] 970 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,560 Oh, wait, no, we can't! 971 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,680 Nathan said not for half an hour. 972 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,600 What? Nathan! 973 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,240 [Melissa sighs] 974 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,080 You knew as well? 975 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,240 Oh, I tried to tell Carbo it was a dumb idea. 976 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,240 Did you hold a forum or something? 977 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,160 I was confused. I needed advice. 978 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,600 Obviously. 979 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,160 -Tea or coffee? -No, thank you. 980 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,240 Tea, please, lovely wife. 981 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:31,840 Hey, what happened with the ballooning? 982 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,920 -Oh, we got lost. -Oh. 983 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,920 And it would've been too late by the time we got there. 984 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,520 -Bummer. -Yeah. 985 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,120 [Carbo] Am I the love god or am I the love god? 986 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,280 Kettle's on. Tea, Carbo? 987 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,000 Hey, wait, haven't you got more important things 988 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,880 to do right now than drink tea? 989 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,800 Yes, frankly. 990 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,240 That's the point where we make ourselves very scarce, Carbo. 991 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,520 Okay. Just, ah, make sure something happens this time 992 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,800 'cause frankly we're sick every time 993 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:54,800 we have to leave for no reason. 994 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,600 Oh, okay, this is getting really creepy now. Just... 995 00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,840 [door closes] 996 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,720 [chuckles] Come here. 997 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,240 I hate that I have to lie to Nathan. 998 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,040 I feel like such a traitor. 999 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,760 Oh, listen to me. Now, I'm doing it. 1000 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,320 More important things to be thinking about. 1001 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,680 Maybe you're more female than you think? 1002 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,200 -I don't think so. -Ooh. 1003 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,720 [Ben] Carbo on the other hand was definitely feeling male. 1004 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,720 Check it out. 1005 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,680 [Nathan] Ooh. 1006 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,760 What does it say? 1007 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,240 "Let me put the wa-wa in your wincha." 1008 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,600 -Is this you? -Yeah. 1009 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,840 -Really? -[Nathan] No! 1010 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,800 Carbo, you idiot, I was busy doing the waterbed, remember? 1011 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,160 You know what this means, don't you? 1012 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,280 -[Nathan] What? -It's not over. 1013 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,920 -Oh... -Some secret admirer's 1014 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,400 got the hots for me. 1015 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,680 Fifteen minutes of fame rides again! 1016 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,600 Woo! [laughs] 1017 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,360 [Julie sighs] 1018 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,680 Ruby's asleep. 1019 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,840 Mmm, that's good. 1020 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,840 Yeah. 1021 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,160 [Julie moans] 1022 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,600 Ah, darling, but... but Dad's awake 1023 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,000 and Rachel and Jake are, um, still... 1024 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,840 Well, they can just get ear plugs 1025 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,800 or just put up with it because I really don't care anymore. 1026 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,520 [screams] 1027 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,440 Not in my parents' house. 1028 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,440 Rules are meant to be broken. 1029 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,840 It's too quiet. They can hear us. 1030 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,840 Oh, of all the nights Ruby could be asleep. 1031 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,560 -What? -Well, if she cries, 1032 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,760 it's a sound barrier. 1033 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,360 What are you doing? 1034 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,320 -[door slams] -[Ruby crying] 1035 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,440 [Dave] Whoever made that happen, 1036 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,760 you can deal with it! 1037 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,720 [Ruby crying continues] 1038 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,040 [Ted] I've got her. 1039 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,760 You know, there is one way around all of this, don't you? 1040 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,040 What's that? Go to a motel? 1041 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,360 No. 1042 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,800 Let's get our own place. 1043 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,800 Are you serious? 1044 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,320 Well, it's about time, isn't it? 1045 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,360 ["Oh Yeah" playing] 1046 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,760 Okay, it's not that I'm not in the mood. 1047 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,160 Are you feeling as sick as I am? 1048 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,440 -Yes, I really am. -Bloody Carbo. Come on. 1049 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,040 [both laughing] 1050 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,920 Oh, that's so much better. I love dry land. 1051 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,800 -It's not. The carpet's wet. -What? 1052 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,400 The bed must be leaking. 1053 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,360 -[water sprays] -[Melissa screams] Oh, quick! 1054 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,760 Get a towel or something! 1055 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,040 No, no, use this! Use this! Use this! 1056 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,040 [screaming] 1057 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,880 [Ben] Okay, so it wasn't quite what I had in mind, 1058 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,800 but it seems Grandad was right again. 1059 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,240 It's not about how much or how often or how hot it is. 1060 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,360 A good husband just loves being with his wife. 1061 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,760 [screams] 1062 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,880 [upbeat music playing] 1063 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:04,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 77267

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