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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:01,920 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [baby crying] 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,440 [Julie] Ah. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,400 For Ruby, every day's the same. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,320 No concept of Monday or Tuesday, 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,880 Saturday or Sunday. 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,720 It's all baby time. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,320 My routine had gone totally out of the window. 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,400 I had become one giant milking machine. 10 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,880 -[sighs] -[Dave] How'd you go? 11 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,160 Two more bottles. At this rate I'll be making deliveries. 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,560 -Is she asleep? -[Julie] Ah, yeah for now. 13 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,640 She's due a feed. 14 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,840 How are you, neighbor? 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,400 I am seconds from freedom. 16 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,320 -That's me done. -[Nathan] That's me done too. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,120 Oh, well it's officially the weekend. 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,320 You guys are dismissed. 19 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,640 -Woo! -Woo! 20 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:52,800 Bye. 21 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,400 [Ruby crying] 22 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,840 -Oh... -Like clockwork. 23 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,920 -[Julie] Come on. -[cooing] 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,840 Oh, she's still not attaching. 25 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,720 She's not even a week old yet. 26 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,720 She'll get the hang of it. The rest of them did. 27 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,160 Yeah, I know she will and I will too. 28 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,720 You're right, I know you're right. 29 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,200 -You're always right. -That's why you love me. 30 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,240 [chuckles] Yeah, that's why I love you. Oh. 31 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,800 Beware of Greeks bearing gifts except in this case. 32 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,400 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. 33 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,000 No, no, no, come in. Say hello. 34 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,040 That's amazing! 35 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,040 The roof needs repainting. 36 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,920 Nathan should've done the ceiling in here too. 37 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,080 [Carbo] Wow. 38 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,240 The roof, mate. 39 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,920 That's awesome, Mrs. Rafter. 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,720 -Look check it out. -Are you all right? 41 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,000 What? 42 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,600 Oh, look I wasn't looking at her boob, Mr. Rafter. 43 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,680 I wasn't looking at your boob, Mrs. Rafter. 44 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,000 Look, I just meant that I think it's awesome 45 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,720 that women can do that. 46 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,960 You know look I wouldn't get weird about boobs. 47 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,440 Um, bosoms? 48 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,560 Let's just leave the girls to it, shall we? 49 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,480 -[Julie] Thanks. -[Ben] Have you ever heard me 50 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,720 -talking to Rita like that? -Oh, can I get a hand 51 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,560 with this guys? My arms are going to drop off. 52 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,320 How many have you got? Did you buy the place out? 53 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,920 Oh, they were on special. I had to buy them in bulk. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,920 Can you imagine the drama Octomum must go through 55 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,640 every time she goes to the supermarket? 56 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,000 Honestly it's unbelievable. 57 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,280 What's an Octomum? 58 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,920 She's that woman from America 59 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 who had eight babies. 60 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,280 Oh. 61 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,560 -At the same time. -[Chel] Oh. 62 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,040 [Carbo] Go on, open it. 63 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,200 Oh, you didn't have to buy us anything, Carbo. 64 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,000 Oh, I didn't, mum did. 65 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,480 -You know what she's like. -Yeah. 66 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,920 [Carbo] Open it. 67 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,480 Wow, it's... Mmm. 68 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,400 Adorable? That's the word you're looking for. 69 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,800 -Right. -And itchy. 70 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,600 It's very frilly. 71 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,800 Yeah, that's so people know it's a girl 72 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,360 and mum had a terrible time with my sister. 73 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,400 -Oh, Rachel just leave it. -Oh, no, I-- 74 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,760 -No, no, no. -Are you sure I can't 75 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,160 -give you a hand? -You're a guest. 76 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,560 You okay, mum? 77 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,960 Yeah, I'm fine. 78 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,560 She is so not fine. 79 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,720 I can see right down your top. That's hot. 80 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,720 No, no, Jake your mum's just inside, stop it. 81 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,480 So? She's the one who invited you. 82 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,440 She invited me over for lunch, not to watch you perve on me. 83 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,280 Mmm. 84 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,680 Maybe she knows we're hiding something from her? 85 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,920 -No, she's not a sniffer dog. -No, but when are you going 86 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,040 to tell her about your second fit? 87 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,520 -Mmm-mmm. -[Rachel] No, I'm really 88 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,920 concerned. I think she knows something's... 89 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,440 -You're paranoid. -Shh. 90 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,920 Here he is! Man of the moment! 91 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,920 What did I do to deserve the man of the moment? 92 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Arrived home to give me a real bloke to drink with. 93 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,480 -Take a seat. -Oi, I'm a bloke. 94 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,160 No, no, I said a real bloke. 95 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,800 I'm a real bloke. 96 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,800 No, you're not a real bloke. You're a husband. 97 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,440 -A massive difference. -Oh, how so? 98 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,440 Look, clinically trials have been done, okay? 99 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,240 Some chemical imbalance or something. 100 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,920 Look, once a bloke gets hitched, 101 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,040 he goes from being an everyday regular bloke 102 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,280 to a mushy loser. 103 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,440 He gets unhitched, 104 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,240 he becomes a regular guy again. 105 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,600 Ah, Ben is just a normal guy thank you, 106 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,880 -not a mushy loser. -Oh, really? 107 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,360 What's this then? 108 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,880 What? 109 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,920 Did you really write on a pie? 110 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,160 No... 111 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,520 It's a tartlet. 112 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,320 That's worse. 113 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,120 [Carbo] Anyway, Man of the Moment, 114 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,400 are we up for a big one or what tonight? 115 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,680 I don't know about that. 116 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,000 What do you mean you don't know? 117 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,280 Mate, it's Saturday night. 118 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,800 The biggest night of the month. 119 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,320 Look, either we go out or we stay here 120 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,320 with the Tartlet Twins. 121 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,560 I just I don't know if I'm in the mood, Carbo. 122 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,440 Don't worry about it. The mood will come to you 123 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,600 when you're out. Let it happen. 124 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,520 Well, I'm not up for a huge night. 125 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,040 Hey, who said anything about huge? 126 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,240 Look, I can't face the world alone, mate. 127 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,640 -I need back up. -[chuckles] 128 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,280 Yeah, yeah, you're my guy. 129 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,880 -Come on. -All right, um... 130 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,920 okay but I need to eat something first. 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,160 -Oh, that's sweet. -I will fire up the barbecue. 132 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,240 -Fire it up. -All right. 133 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,320 Sounds good. 134 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,720 Fire it up, Natho! 135 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,520 Hey, you can go too if you want. 136 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,160 Why would I want to go out on the town 137 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,160 when I can stay home with my gorgeous, 138 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,120 -beautiful, sexy, missus? -Oh... 139 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,080 Hey, save it for the tartlets. 140 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,040 Hey, um, do you think going out's the best thing 141 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,720 -for Nathan right now? -What do you mean? 142 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,520 Well, he's still pretty messed up. 143 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,080 Natho? He's fine. It's exactly what he needs. 144 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,720 You know a few drinks, he'll be on the bar 145 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,000 with his shirt off. 146 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,000 Hey, Natho, the party bus leaves in an hour. 147 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,720 Bring it on! Hey! 148 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,920 -Whoo! -Whoo-hoo! 149 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,720 [Carbo] Yeah! Man of the moment! 150 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,000 -[Rachel] Hey. -Oh, hello you. 151 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,160 I almost didn't recognize you without the little puker 152 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,880 -on your shoulder. -Oh, [chuckles] 153 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,080 yes, well, she seems to save the best bits for your dad. 154 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,800 -Oh. -No idea where she gets it 155 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,880 from considering her feeding's all over the place. 156 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,680 -Yeah, right. -Mmm. 157 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,760 -I have had the weirdest... -Yeah, me too. 158 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,840 -...day. I-- -Poor Ruby. 159 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,280 She's completely bewildered. 160 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,960 I mean one minute she's had no milk at all, 161 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,080 the next she's drowning in it. She can't keep up. 162 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,080 -Poor little thing. -Yeah. 163 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,880 So, you know how Grace is now much better 164 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,280 -about me coming over? -Mmm. 165 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,880 Well, she's totally stressed out-- 166 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,280 Ah, I know how she feels. [scoffs] 167 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,920 I mean, I am trying to stick to a routine, 168 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,640 give Ruby a pattern that she can relax into 169 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,920 but until then it's this, the breast pump. 170 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,320 -Ah, it must be weird. -Yeah, it is. 171 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,400 -Um, so anyway-- -And Dave's been fantastic 172 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,440 with her, he really has, but sometimes I feel like 173 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,440 I'm the only one who really gets it. 174 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,320 I mean not that I'm meaning to sound like a control freak, 175 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,640 don't touch that, darling, 176 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,040 but do you know what I mean? 177 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,040 -Yeah, yeah, course I do. -Mmm. 178 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,440 And babies respond really well to routine, don't they? 179 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,760 Yeah. Oh they do. They do. 180 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,000 ♪ Yeah ♪ 181 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,680 ♪ You're coming home now, right? ♪ 182 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,840 ♪ Please come home ♪ 183 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,120 In you come. 184 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Yep. 185 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,400 Have a good night, folks. 186 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,560 That... That's four people you've let in front of us. 187 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,080 -Hello! -She can hear you, Carbo. 188 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,320 Excuse me, come on, look, my cousin's inside, 189 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,160 you know the guy with the fauxhawk, lazy eye, 190 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,760 -works behind the bar? -[bouncer] No. 191 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,920 No? Another two? 192 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,560 Can we at least go and see if he's in there? 193 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,120 -You know it won't take a sec. -No. 194 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,920 Carbo, let's just go somewhere else, mate. 195 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,960 No! It's a matter of honor. 196 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,320 Oh my God! It's that wa wa winchi guy! 197 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,560 [Lindsay] Is that you? 198 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,160 [screams] Classic! 199 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,760 Hey, hey, hey, come on, girls, 200 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,920 I don't want to make a scene. 201 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,240 Oh, can we get a photo? 202 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,640 Yeah, of course. Why not? 203 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,920 Yeah, I'm in the middle. 204 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,800 -Come on Nathan. -[Nathan] Okay, okay, okay, 205 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,520 -here we go. Ah... -[women] Walla wincha! 206 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,440 -Wa wa-- -Walla wincha! 207 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,520 -Boom. There you go. -Oh, can he come in with us? 208 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,800 Please! 209 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,160 They're our friends. 210 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,040 He's famous. 211 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,200 Whoo! 212 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,760 Mate, that was sweet. 213 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,240 How amazing are those chicks? 214 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,320 Yeah, they, ah, they seemed nice. 215 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,720 Nice? Nice? 216 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,120 Mate, they were smoking. 217 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,320 -Right. -Whoa! 218 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,680 Check out the pins on the blonde. 219 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,800 All the way up to her bum. 220 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,760 It's generally what legs do. 221 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,760 Yeah, like your type. 222 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,760 I'm going to grab us some drinks, okay? 223 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,240 -Okay. -If you see me getting mobbed 224 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,800 by adoring fans, help me out. 225 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,000 [Nathan] Okay. 226 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,960 [Carbo] Whoo! Hey! 227 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,560 -[Ruby cooing] -Oh, darling, come on. 228 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,160 -I know you're hungry. -[cries] 229 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,640 Nathan's Saturday night, like mine, 230 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,400 was proving a challenge. 231 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,080 And of course you can't have a Saturday night 232 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,080 without a Sunday morning. 233 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,080 How weird is it, not to be hung over? 234 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,480 Weird. 235 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,120 Those guys must be feeling rank. 236 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,760 -So rank. -And they would've stumbled 237 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,320 home putrid drunk, desperate, alone... 238 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,400 -Hi. -Hi. 239 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,800 I'm Miranda. 240 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,280 Do you guys have any orange juice? 241 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,760 Um, yeah in the fridge. Help yourself. 242 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,840 Thanks. 243 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,240 I can't believe Nathan picked up already. 244 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,560 Well, it could've been Carbo. 245 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,120 Nathan picked up already? 246 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,920 We don't know anything actually happened. 247 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,480 She might've just crashed the night. 248 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,480 [Carbo groans] 249 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,280 The drought is officially broken. 250 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,000 Was she with you? 251 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,760 I hope we didn't keep you up all night. 252 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,720 Oh, ew. 253 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,960 [Julie] Sometimes the fun of Saturday night 254 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,960 is worth the sore head. 255 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,760 But our headache was just about to kick in. 256 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,560 Good morning, gorgeous girls. 257 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,680 Oh, hey. 258 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,200 Oh. 259 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,440 Oh. 260 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,840 -How'd you go? -Oh, I kept trying 261 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,160 but she's just not interested in anything that I've got. 262 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,280 Oh, well, maybe you should just stick to the bottle. 263 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,760 No, no. She's a... She's a little person. 264 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,040 I'm a much bigger person. 265 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,040 I can do this. She is not going to win. 266 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,440 All right. 267 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,880 -Hmm. -[Ruby crying] 268 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,560 -But-- -No. I said no. 269 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,840 Let's... 270 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 -Just a little bit? -No. 271 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,080 All right, okay. 272 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,080 [Ruby crying] 273 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,240 -[Dave] Bottle? -[Julie] Okay, just this once. 274 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,720 [Ruby crying] 275 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,120 [Julie]Another week rolled by. 276 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,880 A blur of no sleep. 277 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,080 And nappies. 278 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,440 No sleep, and breast pumps. 279 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,720 -No sleep. -[Ruby crying] 280 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,520 [Julie] Before I knew it, it was Saturday again. 281 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,120 So much had happened. 282 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,480 -Yet nothing had changed. -[Ruby cries] 283 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,280 [Julie] Except that I was that much closer 284 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,040 to tearing my hair out. 285 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,000 Oh, thank god. 286 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,240 -Ted's giving her the bottle. -Oh, really? 287 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,320 Oh, I should go in and try her on the breast again. 288 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,880 -No, she's okay. -Well, does she sound okay? 289 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,280 She should be on the breast. 290 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,760 What am I doing wrong, darling? 291 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,880 You're not doing anything wrong. 292 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,040 Uh, those breastfeed Nazis 293 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,560 -at the hospital didn't help. -Who? 294 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,360 Well, their advice is completely opposite 295 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,480 -from the book. -What book? 296 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,920 -Any of them. -Jules... 297 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,240 Jules, you're just going to have to-- 298 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,720 I swear if you tell me to chill out... 299 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,080 No, no, you know what to do. 300 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,600 Just do what comes naturally. You simply-- 301 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,080 Yeah, but I wasn't like this with the others. 302 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,800 -They all breastfed perfectly. -Jules-- 303 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,200 I'm not giving up. 304 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,840 Breast milk is best. 305 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,160 Well she's getting breast milk, 306 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,840 just not from the breast. 307 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,400 Oh, yeah, well that's because the breast is old. 308 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,600 I'm old. 309 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,000 You're not that old. Hey. 310 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,520 -Hey. -Hey. 311 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,400 -Everything okay, mum? -Yeah, oh, yes. [chuckles] 312 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,200 I'm just overtired. Darling, can you put 313 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,880 -the kettle on please? -Love to. 314 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,760 -[sighs] -So, grab some pegs, 315 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,480 -talk to me. -The old talk 316 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,120 -and work thing, eh? -Mmm, yeah, I'm shameless, 317 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,240 aren't I? So, what are you up to this weekend? 318 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,960 Um, nothing much. 319 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,560 I think I might have a bit of a quiet one. 320 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,560 -Ha, famous last words. -[Nathan] True. 321 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,120 -[Ruby crying] -Although I did go out 322 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,200 with Carbo last Saturday night and he's probably up 323 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,200 -for round two. -Ah, what and you're not? 324 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,200 No, I don't know. I just feel a bit weird 325 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,120 being out amongst it, you know, without Sammy. 326 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,880 -I just find myself a bit-- -Oh what? Why isn't someone 327 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,560 with her. Sorry, darling. 328 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,320 Here he is. Man of the moment. 329 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,200 How long have you been standing there waiting 330 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,400 -for me, Carbo? -Time is irrelevant 331 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,880 on the weekend, my friend. 332 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,440 So, are we headed to Select tonight or what? 333 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,400 Oh, you're not going to the same bar, are you? 334 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,480 And why not? Mate, I'm king of that place now. 335 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,640 We own that joint. 336 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,040 Me and my best wingman ever. 337 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,640 Yeah, I don't know about that. 338 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,000 Mate, I never pulled any birds when I was with Benno. 339 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,120 Yeah, that's because you were my wingman. 340 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,960 Yeah, but you were supposed to be my wingman. 341 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,520 -No, I wasn't! -Yes you were. 342 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,400 Maybe Nathan doesn't want to be your wingman. 343 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,880 Maybe he'd like to stay home with me. 344 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,440 -With you? -With me. 345 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,400 So, are you going to hook up with that girl again? 346 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,960 -What girl? -Ah, the one who was 347 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,560 in our kitchen last Sunday... 348 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,320 The one in the red undies with the little tattoo. 349 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,920 I'm a details kind of guy. 350 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,160 [Carbo] Oh, Miranda. 351 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,960 Gave me the wrong number. Who cares. 352 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,600 There's plenty more fish in the sea. 353 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,640 And Natho here's going to help me reel them in. 354 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,720 -Reel them in! -You haven't considered Nathan 355 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,600 in all this? Maybe he's not in the mood 356 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,800 -to go out and party. -Hey, I'm standing right here. 357 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,240 [Ben] No, no, seriously it's okay. 358 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,920 I know Carbo can be a bit full on at times. 359 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,360 Hey, I'm standing right here. 360 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,960 You know what? It's fine. It's cool. 361 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,360 I actually want to go out so we'll go and make a night 362 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,480 -of it, right Carbo? -Right, Natho. 363 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:43,080 [both] Walla walla walla walla wincha! 364 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,640 -What's this? -Oh, mum's gone a bit 365 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,480 overboard with milk production so she's having to offload. 366 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,400 -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. She just 367 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,800 looks at a photo of Ruby, she starts squirting. 368 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,080 Wow. 369 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,640 That's kind of like porn for mums. 370 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,200 -Yeah, kind of. -Oi, I figured out 371 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,720 why my mum's been freaking out lately and you are... 372 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,720 You're never going to guess. 373 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,760 -Why? -Just go on have a guess. 374 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,600 -No, you just said I couldn't. -Just have a guess. 375 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,400 -Oh, we always play this game. -Guess, guess, guess... 376 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,880 -Just tell me. -Guess, guess, guess, guess. 377 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,280 I don't know, she bought a new car? 378 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,280 -No. -She met a guy? 379 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,040 Yeah, she met a guy. How did you get that? 380 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,200 -Did I get it? -Yes! 381 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,200 -She met a guy? -Yes. 382 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,520 -Seriously I got it? -Mmm. 383 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,520 So, what's the problem with that? 384 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,040 She met a guy! 385 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,000 Poor thing's so confused. 386 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,560 She'll get the hang of it eventually. 387 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,360 Oh, what, how? 388 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,520 One minute I'm trying to breastfeed her 389 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,440 and when that doesn't work I'm shoving a bottle 390 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,800 -in her face. -Like I said, 391 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,280 maybe the bottle's not such a bad thing. 392 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,280 Oh, yeah well that's easy for you to say. 393 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,640 You're not the one that has to use that bloody breast pump. 394 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,200 I may as well hang a bell around my neck 395 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,440 and call me Clara. 396 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,720 She'll be fine. 397 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,560 [sighs] And what about her palate? 398 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,280 Don't you think she's a bit young for wine appreciation? 399 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,680 Ha ha. 400 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,480 Breastfeeding helps align her hard palate. 401 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,080 [Dave] Yeah, I'm sure the bottle does too. 402 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,400 You just look on the bright side of things. 403 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,200 If we use the bottle, it means I can take over 404 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,760 -some of the feeds. -But I don't want you 405 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,480 -taking over the feeds. -Yeah, but it's a good thing. 406 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,720 It means you can get some sleep. 407 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,840 -[sighs] -It's Sunday tomorrow. 408 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,160 It doesn't matter if I'm tired, 409 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,800 I can take some of the pressure off you. 410 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,680 But it's not pressure, Dave, it's beautiful. 411 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,880 I mean she's... [sighs] It's bonding, you know? 412 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,200 -She's my baby. -Yeah, well she's my baby too. 413 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,920 Don't be such a martyr, Jules. 414 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,880 Is there anything wrong with me wanting to bond as well? 415 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,880 Some mothers would kill for the chance to have a break. 416 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,880 Hey, pizzas are here. How's Rubes? 417 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,040 -Has she settled a bit yet? -Well, how can she 418 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,040 with you lot interrupting all the time? 419 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,440 It's all right, darling. 420 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,840 -[baby cooing] -Shh. Shh. 421 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,640 Shh. It's okay. 422 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,440 [door closes] 423 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,920 -Hey, how are you going? -[Carbo] Hey. 424 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,080 Ladies, how are we going? 425 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,320 -Whoo! -[woman] Walla wincha! 426 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,640 [Carbo] Hey, walla wincha! 427 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,200 You see, Nath? That works every time. 428 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,320 -Hey. -[man] How are you? 429 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,360 How it does, I have no idea. 430 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,640 Hey, hey no pictures, please. 431 00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,960 Just trying to relax. 432 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,080 Hey, mate, being famous is awesome! 433 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,160 I don't know what all those sooky Hollywood actors 434 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,000 are on about. Oh, paparazzi aren't a hassle, 435 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,040 -they're brilliant! -But you obviously haven't 436 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,360 been caught in the back seat of a car with a tranny, Carbo. 437 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,160 Not yet, mate, not yet. 438 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,720 Okay now let's get down to business. 439 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,120 -Hey! -Hang on, mate. 440 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,920 Let's get down to business, okay? 441 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,160 Look, pick a hottie. Any hottie you like, okay? 442 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,200 Not the one at the bar though. I've got dibs on her. 443 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,680 [Nathan] Okay. 444 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,760 [Carbo] Okay come here. You see that smoking honey 445 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,080 -right there? -Yeah. 446 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,480 She's totally up for it. Now go on! 447 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,560 -What? -Go! 448 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,680 -Um... -Go on! 449 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,720 Ah! Okay, okay, okay, okay, 450 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,120 -all right. -[Carbo] Whoo! 451 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,520 [dance music playing] 452 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,800 -Hi. -Hi. 453 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,520 I'm Charlotte, Charlie. 454 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,080 Nathan, Nate. 455 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,600 Just Nathan actually. 456 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,680 Your mate over there, 457 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,800 isn't he the walla walla wincha guy? 458 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,800 No, he's not. 459 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,680 -[crowd] Walla walla wincha! -[Carbo] Whoo! 460 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,720 Yeah, yeah, he is. 461 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,520 No offence but a bit of a knob, yeah? 462 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,160 Yeah, he's all right, he's okay. 463 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,040 [Charlotte] Are you married? 464 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120 Uh, no. 465 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,680 Yeah. 466 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,320 Sort of. 467 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,320 I don't really know. 468 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,560 I thought so. 469 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,120 What happened? 470 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,320 You left this one totally open. 471 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,480 Did I? 472 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,120 I win. Off they come. 473 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,480 I thought the point was for me to get my gear off too? 474 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,480 It is. 475 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,880 You're still worried about Nathan, aren't you? 476 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,120 I just... I wouldn't have picked Carbo as being 477 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,600 the best guy for a chaperone. 478 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,240 -Uh-huh! -[Ben] Uh-huh! 479 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,040 What's the uh-huh? There is no uh-huh. 480 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,560 You're jealous about Nathan and Carbo going out tonight. 481 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,720 Jealous? Why would I be jealous 482 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,400 that my best mate's ditching me for my own brother? 483 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,800 I knew it. You so should've gone out with them tonight. 484 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,880 -I didn't want to. -Oh, come on, Ben. 485 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:15,320 -Walla walla-- -No incha. 486 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,480 What Nathan needs is to go out and party. 487 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,280 I'm glad he's got Carbo. 488 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,480 I don't need to be there. 489 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,880 He's moving on. 490 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,880 I can't move on. I mean, that's the problem. 491 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,360 You know it's doing my head in. 492 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,320 I totally get where you're coming from! 493 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,480 -I'm not over my ex either. -Right. 494 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,720 It's just... You can be in this great place 495 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,720 with all these great people and... 496 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,120 -[man] Here you are boys. -You just can't stop... 497 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,840 You just can't stop thinking about them. 498 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,280 I know. And you know you shouldn't. 499 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,000 -What? -I said you know 500 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,000 -you shouldn't. But-- -But you just can't help it. 501 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,400 -[Nathan] You can't help it. -That's the thing about exes, 502 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,960 they take a little piece of your heart 503 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,680 and you can't get it back. 504 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,680 -Yes, they do. -You know it takes 505 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,600 half the time the relationship lasted 506 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,160 to get over them, 507 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,880 if you were the one that was dumped, that is. 508 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,320 Really? I'm in big trouble then. 509 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480 How long were you guys together for? 510 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,960 Too long. 511 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,120 But not long enough. 512 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,120 I don't know. I just... I miss her very much. 513 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,320 Yeah, I miss Robbie too. 514 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,960 I wonder what he's doing now? 515 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,240 Yeah. 516 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,640 Maybe we should text them? 517 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,280 -What? -I'll text Robbie, 518 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,080 you text Sammy, and then we can compare 519 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,880 -what they say. -I would if I had 520 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,040 Sammy's number in London but I don't, so I can't. 521 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,640 -But you should do it. -You don't mind? 522 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,640 No, not at all. You should do it. 523 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,600 [women] Walla wincha! 524 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,200 [laughs] 525 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,960 -[Ruby cooing] -Yes, I know. 526 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,920 Yes, darling, I know you're hungry. 527 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,920 -Just two minutes okay? -[Ruby crying] 528 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,480 Shh. 529 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,560 Okay. Oh, okay come on. 530 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,880 Oh, okay. 531 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,520 -Oh! -Oi! Get out! 532 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,520 -You're home. -Yes. 533 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,680 -[Ben] Where's Carbo? -Oh, I left him 534 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,680 walla walla winching his way through all these groupies. 535 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,720 Oh, Ben, can you hurry up? 536 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,240 What about you? Sitting on your own like a big loser? 537 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,800 Crying into your lemonade? 538 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,160 No, I met a nice girl. 539 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,840 Oh, yeah? And, ah... 540 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,240 And ah, get out of my way I need to pee. 541 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,640 Ah, get out. 542 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,880 Oh, oh, Ben, oh, god. 543 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,760 -Enjoy that! -[Nathan] Oh... 544 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,080 Hey, uh, if you wanted to, you should come with us 545 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,840 next week. 546 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,320 Oh, yeah that, uh... That'd be awesome. 547 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,720 [Julie] Some Saturday nights start off badly but end well. 548 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,880 Whereas at 5:00 the next morning, 549 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,880 my night felt like it was never going to end. 550 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,400 [Ruby crying] 551 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,400 [Julie] Oh, okay, okay. 552 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,800 Just let me make a cup of tea. 553 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,480 [Ruby stops crying] 554 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Ruby? 555 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,240 Everything okay? 556 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,200 Everything's fantastic. 557 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,240 Absolutely gorgeous. 558 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,240 Well, she was a bit grizzly. 559 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,840 No, we're fine, honestly. 560 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,360 Aren't we, Rubes? 561 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,760 Okay, well, sing out if you need me. 562 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,360 No problem. 563 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,960 [Julie] Once Dave and I left each other love notes 564 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,320 around the house. 565 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,320 Now it was milk and nappy stats. 566 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,120 What? She drank it all? 567 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,120 -Yes. -Oh, no. 568 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,680 We have to stop giving her the bottle. 569 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,520 -Look, don't start this again. -No, no, 570 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,240 we have to tough it out or we'll never break the cycle. 571 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,480 -Jules, she has to eat. -Yeah, well, she's not 572 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,440 going to learn to attach if we just keep giving in 573 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,520 -straight away. -[exhales] 574 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,760 Can we talk about this, please? 575 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,840 Can I just get five minutes sleep first? 576 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,640 Apparently she needs to see a smiling face 577 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,720 when she first wakes up so she... She'll be relaxed 578 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,520 -enough to take the breast. -Well, we never had to wake 579 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,080 the other kids up to a smiling face. 580 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,880 Yeah, well, you know it's different now, isn't it? 581 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,000 It's not working. We're not working, 582 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,680 so we're going to have to change the order of things. 583 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,720 Look, you've been under a lot of stress recently, 584 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,920 you know with worry about Nathan then breastfeeding, 585 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,320 the hormones pulsing around your body... 586 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,800 No, the book says give her a smiling face. 587 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,880 -I give her a smiling face! -Jules, just calm down! 588 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,320 Well, it's not for me to calm down, 589 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,160 it's for Ruby to calm down! Calm and happy, 590 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,360 that's the other thing the book says! 591 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,240 Calm and happy! Calm and happy! 592 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,360 -[Ruby crying] -Help! Get away! 593 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,120 [Julie] Oh... Would you shut up! 594 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,320 Another week later and had anything improved? 595 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,200 [Ruby crying] 596 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,640 -[Julie] No. -[Chel] That should keep Ruby 597 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,080 in jumpsuits for another day or two. 598 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,880 Oh, Chel, you didn't have to do the washing. 599 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,800 Oh, that's all right. What else? 600 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,680 Can I unpack the dishwasher? 601 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,920 [Julie] That'd be great, thanks. 602 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,720 Oh, look they're like kettles, babies. 603 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,280 You watch them, they don't boil. 604 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,480 No, I just want to be ready for when she wakes up, 605 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,480 -that's all. -The "smiling face" theory. 606 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,280 Oh, I haven't heard that one. 607 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,600 No, the books says that if a parent is confident, 608 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,160 calm and happy then it'll be easier for her to attach. 609 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,240 She'll settle. They always do. 610 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,920 Babies are very clever like that. 611 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,320 Oh, really? What parenting book did you read that one in? 612 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,160 I... No, I just... 613 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,240 Something I picked up from friends. 614 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,880 Oh, I'm sure you know what you're doing. 615 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,960 Baby, you can just drop me off if you like. 616 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,960 -You don't have to hang about. -Oh, don't tell me 617 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,760 I'm going to cramp your style? 618 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,240 No. 619 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,880 Us tradies like having hot chicks 620 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,920 -drape across our cars. -[chuckles] 621 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,400 It's just I might be awhile. 622 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,080 Well, that's all right. I don't mind. 623 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,080 I might even treat myself to a facial. 624 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,720 Yeah, well this is just crap. 625 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,880 I can't drive, I can't even climb a ladder. 626 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,040 I'm starting to think your dad's keeping me employed 627 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,560 -out of pity. -That is not true. 628 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,560 He's keeping you employed to keep me happy. 629 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,760 No, he needs a sparkie who's independent. 630 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840 Instead he's having to organize a taxi service 631 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,040 -to and from jobs. -But I told you I don't mind. 632 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,360 Yeah, but that's not the point. 633 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,640 Come here. 634 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,160 Now, you have not had a fit in weeks. 635 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,200 Surely that must give you a little bit of hope? 636 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,320 Just, you know... 637 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,560 [Grace] Here's your lunch, darling. 638 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,760 Thanks, mum. 639 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,400 -Where are you going? -Shopping. 640 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,960 Doug's asked me to some charity do 641 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,360 and I don't have anything to wear. 642 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,520 Ooh. 643 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,280 Oh, good on you. 644 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,680 You never buy anything new. 645 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,680 Yeah, I hate trying things on. 646 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,400 -Oh, me too. -[Grace] And those pushy shop 647 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,200 assistants will say anything to get a sale. 648 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,200 Yeah. 649 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,800 I don't even know where to go. 650 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,320 I'll come with you if you like? 651 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,280 But, ah, cool if you want to go on your own. 652 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,720 Don't... You don't have to do that. 653 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,320 Oh, I honestly don't mind. 654 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,680 I mean we could just drop Jake off at his job 655 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,360 and then I'm all yours if... 656 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,040 Well, if you've got nothing better to do. 657 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,640 No, of course not. 658 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,720 It's a Saturday. 659 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,240 Um, well, hop in. 660 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,640 Not interrupting, am I? 661 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,680 Not at all. 662 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,160 I can't even see the numbers. 663 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,000 I was up feeding Rubes all night. 664 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,320 How are your nipples? 665 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,680 Yeah, well, you know that, uh, 666 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,640 Chel's been working really hard 667 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,960 to lend a helping hand 668 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,880 and well Julie just, sort of, 669 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,040 bit her head off. 670 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,520 I'm sure she didn't mean to. 671 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,280 Well, no, no, of course not 672 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,560 but poor old Chel looks like 673 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,480 she got hit by a truck. 674 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,120 Why? What happened to her? 675 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,560 Um, I'm sorry, love, 676 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,720 but you did actually. 677 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,120 -What? -What you said to her 678 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,160 before was way out of line. 679 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,760 What? What did I say? I didn't say anything. 680 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,440 That she wasn't fit to give advice about parenting. 681 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,920 I did not say that! 682 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Well, whether you meant it or not, you implied it. 683 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,320 And it's hit Chel very, very hard. 684 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,880 Oh, right, right, so, I'm just... 685 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,480 I'm bad at everything now, am I? 686 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,000 I'm a bad mother, bad daughter, 687 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,680 bad daughter-in-law! 688 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,400 I can't do everything! 689 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,600 It's not a criticism, love. 690 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,560 It's an offer of help. 691 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,880 Everything will fall into place 692 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,880 if you just relax and, and chill out. 693 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,400 [Julie] Don't tell me to chill out, all right? 694 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,240 Or breathe. 695 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,120 Everything's such a mess. 696 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,320 Look, I know it feels like that at the moment, 697 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,760 but everyone's adjusting well. 698 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,200 They want to help. 699 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,520 You can't do everything on your own, you know? 700 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,240 You don't need to try to be a super mum. 701 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,880 You already are one. 702 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,080 [cries] 703 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,160 You'll be right, mate. 704 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,400 There, you'll be right. 705 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,960 Promise. 706 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,200 Wait until you see her. 707 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,360 I'll call her. 708 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,560 Honestly, she looks fantastic. 709 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,360 -Does she? -Just, yeah. 710 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,920 Grace? 711 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,280 [Jake] Oh, come on, mum. 712 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,840 I'm dying to see how it looks. 713 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,440 Wow. 714 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,200 Whoa. 715 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,560 Don't take the mickey, okay? 716 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,400 -I mean you don't-- -No, I'm not. I'm not. 717 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,040 I'm... You look um... 718 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,560 -Amazing. -Yeah, so amazing! 719 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,360 So, when is Mr. Wonderful picking you up? 720 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,880 Ah, well, he's not. 721 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,120 I'm going to drive myself. 722 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,280 That'd be right. 723 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,640 Oh, yeah, that's a good strategy. 724 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,200 Yeah, always give yourself an out-clause. 725 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,080 Yeah, that's what I thought. Um, look I'll... 726 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,560 I've got to go and get ready so um, Rachel, 727 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,680 thank you for today. 728 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,240 No, anytime. 729 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,880 What? 730 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,000 What have you got her wearing? 731 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,240 What do you mean? She looks hot. 732 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,720 Exactly. She's my mum. 733 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,000 She's not supposed to look hot. 734 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,240 -Why not? -Because she's my mum! 735 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,680 -She's also a woman. -No, she's not. 736 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,040 No, you are being ridiculous, okay? 737 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,320 You need to pull your head in. 738 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,480 She's really nervous. Just be nice. 739 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,400 Gee, Rachel, thanks for all your help today. 740 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,080 Okay, all right, yep, you're right. 741 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,240 It meant a lot to her and me. 742 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,800 Thank you. 743 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,920 Just next time, more dress, less... 744 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,600 Breasts. 745 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,040 [Ted] Okay, say "feed." 746 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,640 -Feed. -[Ted] Got you. 747 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,520 Okay. Let's get it off to Rita. 748 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,880 Get her out of this dress. 749 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,920 -Do you want a cuddle? -[Chel] Always. 750 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,520 Oh, here you go. 751 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,800 -All right, mate. -Thanks, mate. 752 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,600 -Hi. -Do you want her back? 753 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,480 -No, no, no. Oh, my darling. -Oh. 754 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,720 Hey there, hey, sweetie. 755 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 There you go. 756 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,480 It's all right, it's all right. 757 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,000 Um, listen Chel, I... 758 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,440 I'm really sorry for snapping at you. 759 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,800 You don't have to apologize for that. 760 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,240 Yeah, no, I do. I do. 761 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,840 I mean, I know I'm tired and grumpy and old, 762 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,640 -did I mention tired? -[chuckles] 763 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,720 It's no excuse. 764 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,440 And I understand. 765 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,440 Nobody knows what it's like not to cope more than me. 766 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,520 And things just get a bit on top of you. 767 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,640 -It's an understatement. -[Chel] Mmm-hmm. 768 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,640 For what it's worth 769 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,160 I think you're doing a magnificent job. 770 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,560 Thanks. 771 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,320 [Nathan] Walla walla walla wincha! 772 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 [laughs] Whoo! 773 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,240 Walla walla walla walla incha! 774 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,080 -Oh, my God. -What? 775 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,080 Do you guys do that every time you walk in the place? 776 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,240 Well, it's a Carbo thing, man. 777 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,840 I'm just along for the ride. 778 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,120 Yeah, well, it used to be a Ben and Carbo thing. 779 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,240 It's not annoying you, is it? 780 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,600 'Cause we can keep doing it. 781 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,720 Thanks. 782 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,280 No, it's getting old anyway. 783 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,680 No, Carbo should probably find a new signature move. 784 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,160 -Nathan? Hi! -Hey! 785 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,520 You won't believe this but the text worked. 786 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,200 Robbie and I are back together. 787 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,840 Oh, hey. Awesome. 788 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,520 [Charlotte] Have you heard from Sammy yet? 789 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,640 Ah, no. No, I haven't. 790 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,480 It won't be too long from the sounds of things. 791 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,400 You guys are made to be together. 792 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,200 -Good luck, hon. -Thank you. 793 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,760 Don't. 794 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,480 Was that the girl you met last week? 795 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,240 -No. Sort of. -What'd you do? 796 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,560 Talk to her all night about Sammy? 797 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,240 No... Yeah. 798 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,960 Nathan, have you been doing this 799 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,200 to every poor girl you meet? 800 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,800 You've got to stop thinking about her. 801 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,640 I have. 802 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,160 Sort of. 803 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,880 I'm only saying it as a mate. 804 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,400 You've got to move on. 805 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,640 She has. 806 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,840 Literally. To London. 807 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,160 I know. 808 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,240 Lots of hot birds. 809 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,440 -I know. -Not as hot as my wife. 810 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,960 -Let's get a drink. -[Nathan] All right. 811 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,200 [Carbo] Hey! Walla walla walla wincha! 812 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,080 [Julie]Sunday morning, 3:00 a.m. 813 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,040 The party has to end sometime. 814 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,880 [Melissa] Good one, guys. This is awesome. 815 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,120 [Ben] Thank you. 816 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,120 -Thank you, baby. -Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... 817 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,120 Thank you. I love you. 818 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,600 Ah, the Rafter men. 819 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,400 They really can hold their liquor. 820 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,800 Hey, hey, look what I got. Look what I got. 821 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,720 Look, look... 822 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,200 Blah la la la la incha! 823 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,520 I got it back. I got it back. 824 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,000 That's wonderful news. 825 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,680 Just relax, I'll make you some coffee. 826 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,800 Where is Carbo? 827 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,360 We left Carbo... 828 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,880 wincha-ing a lamp post. 829 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,880 [laughs] 830 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,360 Oh, baby, hey, do you love me? 831 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,440 You love me, say you love me. 832 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,920 I love you, now, drink this. 833 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,360 -Come on. -All right. 834 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,720 She loves me. 835 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,840 So do I, mate. So do I. 836 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,560 And I love you. 837 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,040 I do. 838 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,560 -Oh. -I'm going to vomit-- 839 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,400 Uh, uh, uh, in the bin. In the bin. 840 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,680 [Ruby crying] 841 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,760 [Dave] Let me take her. 842 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,040 She's my daughter too. 843 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,240 -No! It's not that-- -Would you two shut up! 844 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,320 The baby is asleep! 845 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,080 [Julie]By the following Saturday, 846 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,200 only Rachel was managing to cling 847 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,480 to any shred of life BR, Before Ruby. 848 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,800 So, when are we going to meet this mystery man? 849 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,640 What who? Doug? 850 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,600 No, Obama. Yeah, Doug. 851 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,600 It's been a month and we haven't clapped eyes on him. 852 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,040 Yeah, two dates in a week. 853 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,120 It must be going really well. 854 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200 So when is he going to come out of hiding? 855 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,520 He hasn't been in hiding. 856 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Actually I better hurry 857 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,560 if I'm going to meet him by 3:00. 858 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,280 Rachel, just leave the frying pan. 859 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,160 -Let it soak. -[Rachel] Oh, okay. 860 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,520 You don't think that's weird? 861 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,680 No, it's good to soak. 862 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,520 No, not that. 863 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,920 Mum being really into this guy. 864 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I mean supposedly he's really into her 865 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,720 -and he's nowhere to be seen. -So? 866 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,040 So, I just think it's a bit strange 867 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,680 that she hasn't introduced him to us yet. 868 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,120 Look at you. 869 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,920 This is really winding you up, isn't it? 870 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,720 I'm just looking out for my mum, that's all. 871 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,400 Hey, I get that this is a big deal for both of you, 872 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,920 honestly, I get it. 873 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,280 But maybe you should just try to relax. Yeah? 874 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,960 Your mum's just feeling her way through this 875 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,120 and the least you can do 876 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,560 is be a little bit open minded. 877 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,200 All right. 878 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,200 ♪ So, who's gonna Love you now, baby? ♪ 879 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:29,480 ♪ Who's gonna love you now, Baby? ♪ 880 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,920 ♪ When you're done fighting That war at sea ♪ 881 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,480 [Carbo] Whoo! Walla walla wincha! 882 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,760 Whoo! Coming through! 883 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,200 [Melissa] Don't! It's your turn! 884 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,320 [Ben laughs] 885 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,200 Come on baby, yeah, baby, yeah. 886 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,000 Off of... Off come on. 887 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,600 -[hums] -[laughs] 888 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,680 [whistles] 889 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,680 That's horrible. 890 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,760 That's something no one should ever have to see. 891 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,880 Except you, Mel. 892 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,960 You're home early. 893 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,560 Yeah, yeah, well, 894 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,080 it was a little bit of a fizzer. 895 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,520 I mean, if you're not there to pick up, 896 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,880 bars can be a little bit boring. 897 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,080 So, are you playing Connect Four? 898 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,960 Sort of with... 899 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,160 a bit of a twist... 900 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,520 Yeah, I get it. Well, I'm off. 901 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,440 You should probably wax your bum, Ben. 902 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,160 [Julie] Some weekends are flipped on their head. 903 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,640 It's a Saturday night if it's quiet, 904 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,920 and the Sunday morning that's huge. 905 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,120 Okay, so don't worry about coffee for mum, 906 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,320 she's not in her room. 907 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,320 -Her bed's not slept in. -So? 908 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,200 So, it means she didn't come home last night. 909 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,280 It's all those new dresses. 910 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,840 This is all your fault. 911 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,280 Do you think she's all right? 912 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,480 Are you serious? 913 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,040 She probably just stayed at Doug's place. 914 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,400 Jake, stop being such a drama queen. 915 00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,960 You think she slept there? 916 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,840 Well, I doubt there was much sleeping going on. 917 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,800 Oh. Oh, this is exactly why I wanted to meet the guy. 918 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,840 I mean, you don't just go over and stay 919 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,880 at some complete stranger's house. 920 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,720 He's not a complete stranger to her, Jake. 921 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,480 Uh, you're being ridiculous. 922 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,240 No, I am not being ridiculous. 923 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,080 She didn't even call to tell me 924 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,800 she wasn't coming home. 925 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,640 Oh, you're right no she didn't because that would be weird! 926 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,000 One day I'm going to come home 927 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,680 and find you all dressed up in her clothes, 928 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,800 wearing a long wig, sitting in a rocking chair. 929 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,360 [Grace] Oh. Here she is. 930 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,000 Hi. 931 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,640 So, Doug put you in a cab 932 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,120 and sent you home then, did he? 933 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,000 -That's classy. -Jake, give it a rest. 934 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,480 No, he just dropped me off just then. 935 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,000 What, so how come he didn't come inside, 936 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,360 at least walk you to the door? 937 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,000 I just thought it'd be easier. 938 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,080 Have I done something wrong? 939 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,440 No, of course you haven't. 940 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,680 Well, I didn't mean to upset anyone. 941 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,800 No, no, look Jake and I have been having a good time. 942 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,600 Don't listen to a word he says. 943 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,200 You should have a good time too. 944 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,760 Jake is just being Jake. 945 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,080 Aren't you, Jake? 946 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,280 Apology accepted. 947 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,480 [Julie] Breast versus bottle. 948 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,240 The war had been waged and seemingly lost. 949 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,880 Why fight it? 950 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,240 In the end, is the bottle really that bad? 951 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,840 The choice was Ruby's. 952 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,480 You're your own little person. 953 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,600 If you want the bottle, you have the bottle. 954 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,800 Okay? 955 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,760 Here we go, sweetie. 956 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,840 Here you go. 957 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,960 You're not, you don't want that? 958 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,200 Oh. 959 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,120 What do you want, sweetie? Just... 960 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,560 All right, let's try again. Here we go. 961 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,920 [chuckles] Dave. 962 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,800 -You did it. -I didn't do anything. 963 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,000 Well, maybe that's the secret. 964 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,880 Who would've thought doing nothing could be so hard? 965 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,680 Hey, um... 966 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,240 you should write a book about parenting. 967 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,600 Do Nothing, by Julie Rafter. 968 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,800 What, a one-page book? 969 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,200 Yeah. It'd probably sell millions. 970 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,480 -Look at her go. -[laughs] 971 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,640 Crikey. 972 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,480 That's the girl. 973 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,760 [Julie] Saturday, one final week later 974 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,440 and at last I was free to make house calls 975 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,400 and reconnect with my other kids. 976 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,760 I just hope they weren't screaming. 977 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,840 Ah, give it time. 978 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,960 You're a liar. 979 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040 -Ah. -[Carbo] Hey. 980 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,600 A royal visit. 981 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,200 To what do we owe this honor? 982 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,080 Oh, I'm having a proper weekend for a change. 983 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,280 Getting out in the real world. 984 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,720 Ah, visiting next door. 985 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,040 Yes, all right one step at a time. 986 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 Hey, mum. 987 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,640 -How are you doing? -Hey. 988 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,200 Oh, are you hungry 'cause I've made some dinner. 989 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,200 Oh, no, not at all. 990 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,040 No I just wanted to see how the other half lived. 991 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,560 Well, fed is how they live, Mrs. Rafter. 992 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,280 -Come on. Bring on the pies. -Yep here we go. 993 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,560 Okay, here we go, here we go. 994 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,040 What's this? 995 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,400 Ah, it says, "thanks." 996 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,560 -[Julie] In sauce. -[Nathan] Yes. 997 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,480 -Mine looks like "wanks." -Ben. 998 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,240 -It does! Look. -I don't believe this. 999 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,800 The whole house has gone mushy, mate. 1000 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,480 It's like a living episode of Party of Five. 1001 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,680 Well, I think it's great. 1002 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,160 Oh, thanks, little brother. 1003 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,920 When did I actually teach you to write on food 1004 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,160 with condiments? 1005 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,360 Yeah, I guess it's a brotherly thing? 1006 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,200 -Right. -Hey, Julie. 1007 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,880 Hey. Whoa, look at you. 1008 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,120 Girl's night out. 1009 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,560 Don't wait up. 1010 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,000 So, don't tell me you lot are staying in 1011 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,520 while she goes out looking like that? 1012 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,920 There's nothing wrong with a guys' night in 1013 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:02,800 every now and then. 1014 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,840 Benno, pass the sauce. 1015 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,920 Mine's going to say "spanks." 1016 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,520 -Ooh, spanks! -Spanks! 1017 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,600 Ah, no, mum. 1018 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,600 [upbeat music playing] 1019 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,640 Can I get a um... 1020 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,080 Sammy! 1021 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,080 -Mel. -Oh, my God. 1022 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,800 Um, I thought you were in London. 1023 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,520 Um, yeah, it was... 1024 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,800 It's one of the options I was looking at. 1025 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,280 Well, I've been trying to contact you. 1026 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,960 We all have. 1027 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,320 I couldn't handle seeing Nathan 1028 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,040 and you know he'd try and find me 1029 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,840 if he knew I was still here. 1030 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,080 I mean, he came around to mum's 1031 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,160 and he was screaming to talk to me 1032 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,440 and I just can't. 1033 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,080 Not yet. 1034 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,280 How is he anyway? 1035 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,800 Is he okay? 1036 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,840 No. Of course, he isn't. 1037 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,080 He's completely messed up over you. 1038 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,040 That's why I have to stay away. 1039 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,160 And you can't tell anyone you saw me, okay? 1040 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,960 -Sammy. -No, no, no, not Ben, not... 1041 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,960 -Not Rachel, no one, okay? -I don't know. 1042 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,600 No, look, I just need more time. 1043 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,280 You can't ask me not to say anything to Ben. 1044 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,960 Mel, you can't! 1045 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,680 Please? 1046 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,480 Just don't say anything. 1047 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,200 Please? 1048 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,560 Okay. 1049 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,560 I've got to go. 1050 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,720 ♪ Her father says She has to have a name ♪ 1051 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:52,360 ♪ Not the same with her mom's But a name just the same ♪ 1052 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,000 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1053 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,600 Does this mean I can take the electric one 1054 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,320 -back to the chemist? -Oh, God, yes. 1055 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,840 Keep the other one though. 1056 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,360 I'll need it for when we go out. 1057 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,680 Supplies for the baby sitter. 1058 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,800 -Going out. -Mmm-hmm. Imagine. 1059 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,000 Yeah. 1060 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,760 Remind me again how things went 1061 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,640 from being so bad to so perfect? 1062 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,920 Well, they were perfect before they were bad. 1063 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,000 And before they were perfect they were bad? 1064 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,600 Darkness and the dawn. 1065 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,920 I should've remembered that night 1066 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,160 is always followed by day. 1067 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,760 But sometimes that welcome dawn 1068 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,200 can seem a long way off. 1069 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,920 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1070 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,240 ♪ In the shape of a girl ♪ 1071 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,480 -It is. -I don't think it is. 1072 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,040 -You just suck. -I think you're cheating. 1073 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,200 -You suck. -I don't suck! 1074 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,800 -You're cheating. -I'm still winning. 1075 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,160 You're still winning, eh? Well... 1076 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,920 ♪ Grandma has bought her ♪ 1077 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,520 ♪ Our own little daughter ♪ 1078 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,960 ♪ She can make you feel good ♪ 1079 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,440 ♪ She can make you feel That it's all worthwhile ♪ 1080 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,520 ♪ Only by her smile ♪ 1081 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,480 ♪ Only by her smile ♪ 1082 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,040 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1083 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,000 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1084 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,920 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1085 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,800 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1086 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,360 ♪ A little ray of sunshine ♪ 1087 00:43:35,410 --> 00:43:39,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 77414

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