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[Ella] See? There it is.
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Definitive proof that
the laws of nature are breaking down,
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and the Earth as we know it
is officially doomed.
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Right.
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Yeah, I-- I can see how
some of these things could be problematic.
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Uh, frogs falling from the sky,
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plagues, random plane crashes.
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But reduced hiccups
and vanishing mosquitoes?
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[chuckles] I mean,
surely those last two should reside
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on a separate "tiny nuisance" board?
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Okay, fine.
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Maybe I haven't figured out
exactly what role hiccups will play
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in the world's final act,
but the dwindling mosquito population?
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I-- Ay, Dios mío!
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Mosquito numbers drop low enough,
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the whole ecosystem goes down
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like a triple-decker ice cream
on a hot summer day.
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We're talking aquatic life,
birds, all affected.
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We lose mosquitoes… we lose civilization.
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Oh.
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I was supposed to protect humanity.
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[sighs] How could I fail to notice
something of this-- this magnitude?
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-Well, to be fair, none of us noticed.
-I noticed. Okay? I noticed.
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And I would have
figured it out a lot sooner
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if any one of you would have let me
into your little celestial in-crowd,
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but no!
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You guys had to play "sideline
the scientist," like everybody else.
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You need to become God, now.
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[Ella] Hold up.
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I thought your dad was God.
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Father of angels,
best hugger in the world,
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because he literally invented hugs.
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It all made sense.
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Dad was God,
but then he retired to Mom's universe.
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Incommunicado as ever.
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Probably thinks that the apocalypse
is some sort of teachable moment.
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So, what, you're just
gonna become the new God now?
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He's not "just" doing anything, Ella.
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The whole angel war
was fought to win Lucifer that seat.
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Remiel died for it.
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Chloe died for it.
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You what now?
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We still have some things
we need to explain.
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Listen, it's been a long
and painful road for all of us,
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but the time has come
for Lucifer to ascend the throne.
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You're right, brother.
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It's time.
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Next time you see me, I'll be God.
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[chuckles] Ruler of Heaven and Earth.
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Earth…
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Why is he doing
that shruggy thingy with his shoulders?
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[Lucifer] It's just-- this is very weird.
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Like, I can feel my wings in there,
but they don't just…
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They don't wanna pop out. [hesitates]
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I-- this has never happened
to me before. I--
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Gimme some room!
I'll give it a jump start.
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-Gimme some room!
-[Chloe] Okay!
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[Lucifer shouts]
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[Chloe] Lucifer…
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-Come on!
-[Ella] I get it!
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[Lucifer groans]
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Gimme a lift.
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Given what happened last time,
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I think it's probably best that you deal
with whatever this is before you go up.
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Good point.
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Lucifer, your-- your body self-actualizes,
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so, with everything that's been going on,
what if your wings aren't coming out
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because you feel
you're not ready to be God.
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-But I am ready. [chuckles]
-Listen, we don't have time for this.
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I'll go to the Silver City
and try to figure out what's going on
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and try to stall whatever's happening.
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As for you, brother,
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you need to get your head on straight.
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-[Lucifer groans]
-Silver City?
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Oh, my God.
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Amenadiel!
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[wings flapping]
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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Oh.
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So that's how it's supposed to work.
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[laughs]
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[inhales]
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-Come on!
-Okay!
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Well, now what?
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Okay, if you need
to get your head on straight,
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then…
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Right.
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[Lucifer] Doctor!
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Doctor!
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[groans]
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Oh, for crying out loud. Doctor!
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-[Linda moans]
-[exhales]
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-Aah!
-[Lucifer] Don't worry.
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It's nothing I haven't seen before.
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Look, I'm sorry to wake you,
but it's an emergency.
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Oh. Hello.
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The sommelier from the wedding. [chuckles]
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Excellent taste, as always.
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What kind of emergency, uh,
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other than the end of the world?
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It's time, Doctor.
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Time for what?
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For the final therapy
of Lucifer Morningstar.
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For real, this time.
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Okay, I understand the possible end of
the world needs to be dealt with quickly,
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in the middle of the night, even,
but why did we have to come to my office?
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Because this is where
I do my best emotional processing.
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Right, of course.
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-[Lucifer sighs]
-[Linda groans]
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Okay, so what's the problem?
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Well, I can't save the world
till I'm on Dad's throne,
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and I can't get to Dad's throne
'cause my wings are on the fritz.
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-Okay, couldn't Amenadiel fly you up?
-Well, in theory, yes.
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But who's to say my body
won't self-sabotage some other way?
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I mean, I could burst into flames again,
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and not the, you know,
"Yay, I'm worthy" kind.
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Lucifer, you're right
that most performance issues
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are rooted in the mind.
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I beg your pardon.
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You of all people should know I've never
suffered from performance issues.
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[sighs]
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-Oh, you mean the wings.
-Yeah.
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Right, yes, well, that is most likely
mental, rather than anatomical,
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which is why the fate of the world
literally rests in your capable hands.
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So, come on.
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Shrink me.
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Okay, just, um…
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Just give me a sec to think.
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[sighs]
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Let's see…
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-What's that?
-Nothing.
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[gasps]
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"Sympathy for the Devil:
My Time With Lucifer Morningstar."
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Doesn't look like "nothing" to me.
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Okay.
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[exhales] This is happening.
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At 3:00 a.m.
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Without a bra.
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Um… [exhales]
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I've been writing a book…
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about you.
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[huffs]
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Well…
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this is, uh…
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This is marvelous!
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I mean, Western literature has portrayed
me in a terrible light for centuries,
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starting with that perennial best-seller
that need not be named.
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Thanks for nothing, Gutenberg.
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[hesitates] Yeah, well,
it's-- it's just a first draft. [chuckles]
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Uh, a pre-first draft, really.
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I was just skimming over it in case
there was something useful, you know,
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from one of your past sessions…
[clears throat]
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…you know,
considering I haven't had any sleep.
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Or coffee.
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The past.
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-Doctor, that's it.
-What is it?
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If everything
we've worked through together
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in the past five years is contained
in this book,
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then the answer to my little wing sitch
must be in here.
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So, all we need to do is find it.
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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea,
Lucifer.
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Quite a lot to read on borrowed time.
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That's just chapter one.
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That's the book.
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Right. Were you planning to go
full Dickens and get paid by the word?
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Unwieldy, right? Which is why I think
we should come up with another solution.
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-[sighs]
-Hypnosis, visualization.
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I know a medicine man in Tarzana
who can do wonders with ayahuasca.
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Well, much as I love the psychedelics,
no need, doctor.
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Because all we need to do is
go through everything you've written,
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line by line, until we find the answer.
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[sighs] We're gonna need a bigger office.
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[Ella] Now don't think this means
I'm not still mad at you guys, okay?
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Because I totally am.
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But you can't have a sleepover
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without fuzzy slippers
and Korean face masks. You just can't.
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Wait. You said there would be five of us.
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Oh.
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[soul music playing]
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♪ Take a few more steps… ♪
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What?
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You interrupt a demon on a wedding night,
you get what you get.
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♪ Take a few more steps… ♪
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So, in conclusion,
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if we divide and conquer
the doctor's sure-to-be-fascinating book,
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then we should be able to solve
my wingtuation in a snap. [snaps fingers]
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"Save the devil, save the world,"
as it were.
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[Dan] Maybe Lucifer's problem
is he promises to help people out.
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-But then he just leaves them hanging.
-[scoffs] Yeah, good point, Dan.
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Dan? What? No-- no way!
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Are you-- are you telling me
that Dan is here, like, in this room?
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Yeah, he's a-- a ghost.
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Humans can't see him.
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Oh!
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Well, maybe your problem is
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that you're constantly
keeping secrets from people
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who care about you!
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[sighs]
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-Maze, give Ella a message for me.
-[laughs] No!
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No, I did not traipse over here
on my wedding night
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to be your Whoopi Goldberg.
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Hey, look, guys.
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Everybody's name is on this page,
so this might be a good place to start.
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"Lucifer sauntered into the precinct,
greeting all of his friends."
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Hello, precinct!
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Yes, it's me,
your favorite crime-solving devil.
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-Morning, Detective.
-Good morning.
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That's the case, all wrapped up.
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Clue, suspect, new clue, takedown.
Another murder solved.
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Crazy that the killer
was the first person we met.
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-What are the chances?
-I know!
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-[chuckles]
-Isn't it such a great day?
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Also, I have information for you.
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Science, gak.
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Super-duper cheery science gak.
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-Did you say "science"?
-Mm-hmm.
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That makes me think.
Yes, I just solved another murder.
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-Unbelievable.
-[Dan] Hey, Chloe!
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-Here's the evidence you asked for.
-[Lucifer sighs]
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[chuckles] Oh, Dan.
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[inhales] I think you--
you made a mistake.
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-[sighs]
-But don't worry, I'll fix it. Again.
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-[chuckles]
-[Mazikeen grunts]
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[sighs] Yep.
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You're welcome.
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-Two-for-one bounties. Kudos.
-Two and a half.
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-[grunts]
-[shrieks]
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Relax, dude. [exhales]
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-He was like that when I found him.
-[Dan exhales]
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Dan, is something missing
from the evidence bag?
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Aww.
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Daniel.
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[screams]
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[panting]
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[Lucifer] Oh.
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Cacuzza!
Were you under there the whole time?
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-[gasps]
-[chuckles]
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"Under." That makes me think.
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-I just solved another murder.
-How do you do it, Detective?
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You're so smart and beautiful and perfect,
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and we are the best partnership ever,
aren't we?
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-[Chloe] Yes.
-[chuckles]
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Oh, that reminds me.
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There's something important
I need to talk to you about.
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Something celestial in nature.
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Uh, Miss Lopez,
would you mind giving us a moment?
248
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,647
Yes, yes,
I would love some more science gak.
249
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,900
You got it, Decker, because I'm so happy
and everything is great!
250
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,527
[Lucifer chuckles] Isn't it?
251
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,988
It's not, we have a problem.
252
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,241
Nope! No, Lucifer epiphanies on this page.
253
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,535
-[taps papers]
-Guess we'd better just move on!
254
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,786
[chuckling] Okay.
255
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:34,003
Did I mention this is a first draft
and hasn't been edited at all?
256
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,798
Which means that that is exactly
what Lucifer said about us…
257
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,675
"Technically," not "exactly."
258
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,928
[chuckles] Apparently, he thinks
I'm nothing but sunshine and rainbows!
259
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,474
-[huffs]
-Not so "sunshine and rainbows" now, am I?
260
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,516
Miss Lopez.
261
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,228
Guess you don't really know me
any better than I thought I knew you.
262
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,438
[sighs]
263
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:57,109
Well, to be fair, you do tend
towards a glass-half-full attitude.
264
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,778
So I'd say the book is pretty accurate.
265
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,198
Uh, yeah, of course you would say that.
I mean, you came out amazing.
266
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,866
[Chloe] Well, I guess so.
267
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,161
I don't know.
I think Lucifer nailed it with me.
268
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,414
The sex, violence, kick-ass outfits.
269
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,500
I mean, hello!
270
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,960
Yeah, he got me right too.
271
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:19,131
I never thought I'd say this about a book,
but I can't wait to dig in.
272
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,051
Ho-ho! Neither can I.
273
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,845
[Lucifer sighs, chuckles]
274
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,264
Ah…
275
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:30,935
Doctor, I am beginning to suspect
you should have done a bit more editing
276
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,145
before sharing your manuscript
with others.
277
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,231
You think?
278
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,452
[sighs] Huh!
279
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,580
I cannot believe you kept that from me.
280
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,707
And that!
281
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,417
And…
282
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:02,591
I held an angel feather in my hand.
283
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,095
And you let me believe it was from an emu?
284
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,848
Oh, well,
I wouldn't get so upset about that.
285
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,267
[chuckles] I mean,
given the information you had at the time,
286
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,895
I'd say "emu feather"
was the most logical explanation.
287
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:18,190
Now, can we just focus
on the matter at hand, please?
288
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,109
-[huffs]
-Huh? Me, wings…
289
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,572
[speaks Spanish]
290
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,781
Not with the Spanish.
291
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,743
[Linda sighs]
292
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,997
[Lucifer chattering]
293
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:38,085
You know, I'm used to indulging
Lucifer's unique therapeutic process,
294
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,253
but… [sighs]
295
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,007
I'm starting to feel
like this is a mistake.
296
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,675
Oh, God.
297
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:49,930
Do you think I should remind them again
that this is just a rough draft?
298
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,390
I don't know.
299
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,975
At least I have you.
300
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,936
Rational, reasonable Chloe.
301
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,146
Always on task.
302
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,648
Yep, that's me.
303
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,944
[Linda sighs]
304
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,446
[Mazikeen exhales]
305
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,781
[muttering]
306
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,002
Uh, should I speed up or slow down?
307
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,378
You can read, right?
308
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,256
Doesn't matter.
There's no surprises about me in here.
309
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,551
It's just "corrupt cop,"
"shitty person." I get the gist.
310
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,262
You are not a shitty person, Dan.
311
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,307
You're literally reading
about the time we killed a guy, Maze.
312
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,975
[Mazikeen exhales]
313
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,602
[Dan clears throat]
314
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:42,650
[quietly] "Maze and Dan were
headed downtown, thirsty for justice."
315
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735
[dramatic music plays]
316
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,500
This is all my fault.
317
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,589
Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault.
318
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,259
The murderer who killed Chloe's dad
is walking around free…
319
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,596
and it's all because of me.
320
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,847
[both sigh]
321
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,849
We have to do something.
322
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,894
We can't kill him.
323
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,771
You're right, Maze.
324
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,357
We can't.
325
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,996
[shudders]
326
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:37,955
The Russians!
327
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,835
[sighs] It's what we have to do.
328
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,503
[Mazikeen exhales]
329
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:49,591
[Mazikeen] You think you're the one who
set the Russians up to murder that guy?
330
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,469
[scoffs] No, please.
You're reading it all wrong.
331
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,555
[sound of tape rewinding]
332
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,433
[dramatic music plays]
333
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,610
This is all my fault.
334
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,822
Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault.
335
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:15,034
The murderer who killed Chloe's dad
is walking free…
336
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,621
and it's all because of me. [sighs]
337
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,165
We have to do something.
338
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,916
Well, we can't kill him.
339
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,752
Yeah, you're right, Maze. We can't.
340
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,178
The Russians?
341
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,347
It's what we gotta do. Come on.
342
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,684
Okay, okay.
343
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,604
You have your version. I have mine.
344
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,523
Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
345
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,442
What we did back there wasn't right.
346
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:52,237
All right? But I spent a few thousand
years coming to terms with it.
347
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,908
And I don't think it's the source
of my guilt. I just… [sighs]
348
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,911
I just wish I could
figure out what my real guilt is.
349
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,497
Uh, well, what was in your hell loop?
350
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,706
I don't know.
351
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,792
I woke up, I…
352
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,919
I relived my death a little.
353
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,171
Then Lucifer would tap me
to play ping-pong with Belios.
354
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,131
[exhales] Oh, God…
355
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,383
Wait, is that-- is that bad?
356
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,010
Yeah, it's bad.
357
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,596
Whatever a damned soul's
biggest source of guilt is,
358
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,723
that's what goes on in his hell loop.
359
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,683
No hell loop, no answers.
360
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,312
So then, when Lucifer rescued me
from Hell's torture, he--
361
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,564
-He totally screwed you.
-[sighs]
362
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,944
Hey, but don't worry. I can fix it.
363
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,404
You can?
364
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,532
Hello! Yeah, I'm a demon.
365
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,909
I mean, I'm basically
a walking guilt detector.
366
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,994
-[exhales]
-[Mazikeen] Cheer up, dude.
367
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,664
I'm gonna torture your ass
right into Heaven.
368
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,749
[chuckles]
369
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,002
Charlotte Richards was a goddess?
370
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,506
Only-- only some of the time.
371
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,925
[sighs]
372
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,593
Look…
373
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,306
to play my advocate… [exhales]
374
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,976
…I have always told you the truth.
375
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,228
I thought you were an actor.
376
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,731
Was it fun for you guys,
377
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,277
watching me walk around without a clue?
378
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,361
[exhales]
379
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,117
Look, to be honest, Miss Lopez,
380
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,955
I have always envied your ability
to accept the divine in absence of proof.
381
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,123
[exhales]
382
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,625
I suppose that's what faith is, isn't it?
383
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,378
I lost my faith, Lucifer.
384
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,340
I lost my faith after Charlotte died.
385
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,968
And not one of you
386
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,097
told me that you knew
that she was in a better place.
387
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,394
You didn't tell me that the Big Guy
was still up there, that he still cared.
388
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,608
That single set of footprints in the sand…
389
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236
that was me… [sniffling]
390
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,946
…walking alone.
391
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,908
But you weren't alone.
392
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,619
I mean, we--
we may not have spelled it out to you,
393
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,705
but we were all there with you,
every step of the way. [chuckles]
394
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,957
Every step of the way.
395
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,503
[exhales] Not to mention
what a great friend
396
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,631
you've been to us celestials
over the years.
397
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,548
[both chuckle]
398
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,718
Chilling with the Angel of Death
before you even met the rest of us.
399
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,596
You and Azrael are practically BFFs.
400
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,266
Wait, what?
401
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,105
Oh, you haven't got
that part of the book. Here.
402
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,818
Ray-Ray is the Angel of Death?!
403
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,654
Uh…
404
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,950
[Ella huffs]
405
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:47,663
[sighs] This is the worst idea
the doctor has ever had.
406
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,798
Ever wonder
407
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,969
what your hell loop would look like,
if you had one?
408
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:03,845
[Chloe] Hmm.
409
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,393
[sighs] Mine would be…
410
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,312
a room full of my friends…
411
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,482
reading the first draft
412
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,986
of my biggest
professional accomplishment ever…
413
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,155
and hating it so much…
414
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,492
that they'd rather complain about it…
415
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,161
than save the world.
416
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,957
Please tell me you have something.
417
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,503
Anything, any-- any insights at all.
418
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,341
Yeah, I think I have something.
419
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,935
[elevator bell dings]
420
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,775
[gasps] Lucifer.
421
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:03,113
-Wait. You're leaving?
-Yeah, I'll call you later.
422
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,197
[Chloe] Wait!
423
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,615
[Lucifer] You just stay here!
424
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,285
It's my birthday.
425
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,329
I have to go back.
426
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,289
[sobbing] Don't go.
427
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,457
Goodbye.
428
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,669
[exhales]
429
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,047
-Hey, oh, my God, are you okay?
-Have you seen Lucifer?
430
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,506
No, sorry.
431
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,383
Where is he?
432
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,720
You're on your deathbed,
and he's not there.
433
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:27,971
He's never there.
434
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,307
[exhales]
435
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,768
Oh, dear.
436
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,566
[Dan huffs]
437
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,911
[Mazikeen] Charlotte Richards.
438
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,206
Yeah, she's dead because of you.
439
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,710
She depended on you to protect her,
and you failed her.
440
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,758
-Yeah, that's not it.
-[exhales]
441
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,888
I mean, I did blame myself for a while,
but Charlotte's death wasn't my fault.
442
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:13,100
And honestly, it's kind of comforting
to know that at least she's in Heaven.
443
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,477
[sighs] Well,
what about your parents? Hmm?
444
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,521
They're probably
really disappointed in you.
445
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,356
I mean, look at you.
446
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,527
Died of broken hearts
because of all your sad bullshit.
447
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:28,365
Actually, my parents are
super proud of me and super alive.
448
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,368
They're actually sponsoring
an improv troupe in my honor.
449
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:35,455
The Danimal Crackers. [chuckles]
450
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,541
[clears throat]
451
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,709
What about siblings?
452
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,755
I'm an only child, Maze.
Honestly, how do you not know this stuff?
453
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,389
[Dan sighs]
454
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,767
But you have someone
you care about as much as a sibling.
455
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,438
What?
456
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,274
-I would never hurt Ella.
-No.
457
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,359
But you didn't help her either, did you?
458
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:09,197
If you had told her the truth sooner,
you could have supported her,
459
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,032
been there for her,
460
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,161
while you were still alive.
461
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,038
Yeah, you're not crazy.
462
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,501
No, no, you were--
you were just friends with an angel.
463
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,337
The Angel of Death.
464
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,716
[splutters] Which is-- is totally normal.
465
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,595
Yeah, just like, uh,
just like your ghost buddy Dan,
466
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,931
who you can't see or talk to.
467
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,976
Uh, Dan wants to talk to you.
468
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,772
Oh, uh…
469
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,400
Wow. Okay, cool, um…
470
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,778
Hey, Dan.
471
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,281
Um…
472
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:57,412
I'm so sorry I didn't say this sooner,
but I really miss you so, so much,
473
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,415
and I even named a frog after you.
474
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,668
[chuckles] Tell her I met frog Dan.
475
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:08,381
And I'm super flattered,
and tell her that I really miss her too.
476
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,634
Also-- also,
tell her that her favorite beaker
477
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,636
rolled behind her filing cabinet
last week.
478
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,514
-She's been looking for that.
-He said, "Yo."
479
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,642
-[Dan] I mean, what?
-[scoffs] I am summarizing.
480
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:19,976
[Dan scoffs]
481
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,437
Just show her the thing, okay, please?
482
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,814
Dan wants you to read this.
483
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,693
Oh, okay.
484
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,864
You guys, this is so weird.
485
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,409
So, cult, led by killer priest,
commits mass suicide.
486
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,994
-Now, that I get.
-[Chloe] Hmm.
487
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:42,040
I mean, I don't "get it" get it,
but cult, suicide, it works.
488
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:46,419
Now, what I don't get is some
of these bodies are thrashed.
489
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:50,632
Yeah, yeah, I think they were
into some pretty weird stuff.
490
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,510
-Yes, uh, downright demonic, I'd say.
-[both chuckle]
491
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,303
I don't know.
492
00:25:55,387 --> 00:26:00,183
It's almost like some
of these bodies died twice.
493
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,811
Twice? What-- [laughs]
494
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,230
Twice?
That would be impossible, right, Lucifer?
495
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,107
-[chuckles]
-[Chloe] I mean…
496
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,778
Yeah, yeah, that's… [scoffs]
497
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:14,656
I-- I just must be off my game today. Uh…
498
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,951
I'll just keep this part off the report.
499
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,495
-[Lucifer chuckles]
-Yeah. God… [chuckles]
500
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,873
Oh!
501
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,668
Oh, okay, I get it.
502
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:30,755
So, I am just a super-gullible dummy
503
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:34,634
who's been covering up your celestial
shenanigans for years! [chuckles]
504
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,346
Ella, the unwitting accomplice,
strikes again!
505
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,474
Uh, Dan wants you to keep reading.
506
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,895
Uh, please.
507
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,028
[sighs] What would
we do without Ella, huh?
508
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:56,031
Well, for one,
I'd be short a half-angel nephew.
509
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,116
I just wish we could tell her the truth.
510
00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:02,037
Well, so do I, but as we've established,
humans don't tend to react that well
511
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,665
when they find out there are
actual angels and demons running around,
512
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,918
even if they already know
the truth in their hearts.
513
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,298
Yeah, okay.
514
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,718
So I helped save Charlie
after he was kidnapped.
515
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,970
That is literally my job.
516
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,015
You know, this whole time,
517
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:25,435
I really thought
that I was part of the inner circle.
518
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,688
But I wasn't.
519
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,609
I was just a lonely tangent.
[chuckles, sniffles]
520
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,531
Yeah, um… [clears throat]
521
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:43,995
Dan says that, while you
may not have known the specifics,
522
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,832
that everyone here
always loved and trusted you, Ella.
523
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,461
No, I am not saying that.
524
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:54,631
[splutters]
525
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,679
Dan says you are the inner circle.
526
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:09,145
If you guys really trusted me,
you would have told me the truth.
527
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,275
Ella…
528
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:16,903
[grunts softly]
529
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,155
[elevator bell dings]
530
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,156
[Lucifer] Chloe!
531
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,618
I'm out here.
532
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:28,748
What's wrong?
533
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,085
[Chloe] Well, uh…
534
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,173
in the book, you make me sound…
535
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,008
amazing.
536
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,722
Yes, I can see how
that would be upsetting. [chuckles]
537
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:50,729
What if you think
I'm smart and-- and beautiful
538
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,355
and "perfect"…
539
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:57,193
because you've never stuck around
long enough to see me at my worst?
540
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,612
Oh, well,
now you're just making things up.
541
00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:02,532
[exhales]
542
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:06,828
When-- when Rory said
that you weren't at my deathbed,
543
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,706
you know, I thought, uh…
544
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:11,666
"That's impossible."
545
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,545
"Lucifer would never abandon me."
546
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,797
But reading this, I realize…
547
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,549
[splutters] Of course you would.
548
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,843
You've done it so many times before.
549
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,721
-Have I?
-[Chloe] Yes!
550
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,515
Every time we've had
an emotional breakthrough,
551
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,560
you've-- you've immediately
gone off and disappeared.
552
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:33,480
Oh, come on, that can't be true.
553
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:34,773
No, listen to me.
554
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,192
And now…
555
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,527
you've told me you love me.
556
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:43,490
It's the biggest breakthrough
we've ever had.
557
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:48,119
So I just wonder,
how do I know you won't follow it up with…
558
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,332
My biggest-ever disappearing act.
559
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,669
[hesitates] Chloe…
560
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,342
I would never choose to abandon you.
561
00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:05,345
-But you can't know that.
-Yes, I can.
562
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,722
Because it's my choice.
563
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,684
Okay…
564
00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:17,190
Like-- like it's your choice
to whip out your wings right now?
565
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,361
Like it's your choice
whether or not to let me in?
566
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,243
-[gunshot]
-[gasps]
567
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,997
-[Lucifer grunts]
-[Chloe gasps]
568
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:33,957
Lucifer.
569
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,044
-[exhales]
-What's happening to me?
570
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,637
You know, I wore this for so many years
571
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,600
because it proved that you chose
to be vulnerable around me, but…
572
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:57,730
But now it's not you that decided that,
it's your subconscious.
573
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:02,110
Your-- your subconscious
chose to-- to have a devil face
574
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,571
or to bring out your wings.
575
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,740
And-- and reading all of this,
I mean, seeing it all laid out,
576
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:09,325
I just wonder…
577
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:14,205
if your subconscious
might choose not to stay.
578
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,583
No.
579
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,337
No, I'm sorry, but I don't accept that.
580
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:23,548
I've changed.
581
00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:27,594
I've-- I've grown. I mean,
it's all in here, isn't it? [chuckles]
582
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,595
It's…
583
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,265
What?
584
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,475
What is it?
585
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,063
There's something wrong with this book.
586
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,235
[sniffles]
587
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,738
Gather round, people.
588
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,699
The doctor has deceived us all.
589
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,869
This manuscript that she's brought
cuts off mid-sentence.
590
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:57,165
Because you didn't bring
the end of the book with you, did you?
591
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,875
You know what?
592
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:00,627
It's true.
593
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,254
I kept the end of the book in my office.
594
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,758
But if this book is
a case study on Lucifer,
595
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,718
all of the important
psychological insights
596
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,553
would be in the last chapter, right?
597
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,305
So-- so why are you hiding it?
598
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,933
It is my job
to guide patients on their journey,
599
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,851
not give them the answers.
600
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,520
Wait a second, the world is ending,
601
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,440
and you guys are all
still keeping secrets from each other?
602
00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,859
-What is wrong with you people?
-[Linda] Nope.
603
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,695
None of this was my idea.
604
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,031
No one was supposed to read my manuscript,
605
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,909
least of all
the patient that I was studying,
606
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,744
because it's a first draft!
607
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,039
Maybe years from now,
when the book is published--
608
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,416
She's gonna publish this?
My parents are gonna see this!
609
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,585
Shut up, Daniel, this is not about you!
It's about me.
610
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,338
[gasps]
611
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,969
[exhales] You held back
the end of the book…
612
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,514
because you think I'll fail, don't you?
613
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,851
My own therapist doesn't actually believe
that I'll become God.
614
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,784
-[Mazikeen] Guess the party's over, huh?
-[sighs] Yep.
615
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:20,707
[sighs] Dude, that is literally
the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
616
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,126
Turns out
I didn't have anywhere else to go.
617
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:24,419
Yeah, well, I do.
618
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,212
Yeah.
619
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:29,674
[sighs]
620
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,845
Okay.
621
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,057
So let's skip the usual foreplay
and get straight to the main event.
622
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,559
Okay?
623
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:44,355
If you saw
the moment of your death in Hell,
624
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,523
that's the key.
625
00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:48,651
You relive your death,
you find your guilt.
626
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,070
Yeah, I've been there, done that.
627
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,448
-Didn't learn a damn thing.
-Mnh-mnh.
628
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,535
That cold, gnawing fear
in the pit of your stomach…
629
00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,746
Feel that?
630
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:01,831
Yeah.
631
00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,207
That's your guilt.
632
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:08,921
Now you can spend the next thousand years
running away from it like a weak human,
633
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,175
or you can dig in…
634
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,553
and sniff that shit out like a demon!
635
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,311
[screams]
636
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,021
[grunts]
637
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,398
-[panting]
-[gunshot]
638
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,275
[exhales]
639
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,824
-[gunshot]
-[exhales]
640
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,952
Maze, I think you cracked it.
641
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,539
I know what I need to do.
642
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,131
[Chloe] Oh, hey.
643
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:55,676
Don't even know why the doctor's bothering
to bring back the rest of the book.
644
00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,805
I'm not capable of real change.
645
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,058
-Lucifer, that isn't true.
-Isn't it?
646
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,436
I mean, at least I don't think it is.
647
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,899
What I do know is how much
you've grown since I've met you.
648
00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,192
But not enough.
649
00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:15,780
Honestly, I-- I don't know if it's enough.
650
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,118
What I said back there, I was scared.
651
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,577
You know, I am scared.
652
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:27,291
[scoffs] I know you don't think you'll
disappear, and I wanna believe that,
653
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,709
but if you're wrong,
654
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:32,088
and I'm gonna be a mom with two girls,
655
00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:34,257
working at the LAPD.
656
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:38,302
[hesitates] You're going back to the LAPD?
657
00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:40,930
I know.
658
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,351
I know it wasn't our plan,
and I understand if you're upset.
659
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,436
No.
660
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,897
No, I understand.
661
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,024
[chuckles]
662
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:55,945
I mean, it's who you are, isn't it? Hmm?
663
00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,365
My detective. [chuckles]
664
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:01,993
[exhales] I could never
be upset with you about that.
665
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,748
And while there is a remote possibility
666
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:12,962
that I may idolize you
a little too much… [chuckles]
667
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,047
…I do know you're an amazing mother.
668
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,510
I wasn't an amazing mother to Rory.
669
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,847
-What do you mean?
-Just look at her wings, Lucifer.
670
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,015
I mean… [scoffs]
671
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,518
I just think,
did I not protect her enough?
672
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,187
Did I not make her feel safe?
673
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,813
How badly did I screw up
674
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,608
that I made our daughter
self-actualize as a weapon?
675
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:34,942
Oh, right, yes.
676
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,112
I wonder where Rory got
her persecution complex from.
677
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:42,325
[chuckles] Certainly not from the angel
who literally invented teenage rebellion.
678
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,328
Blade wings? Devil face? [scoffs]
679
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,538
-It's all the same, isn't it?
-[scoffs]
680
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:48,956
[Rory] No, it isn't.
681
00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,294
[Chloe] Rory.
682
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,004
Rory!
683
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,757
-[Chloe] Uh…
-Hello! [chuckles]
684
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,469
-What-- what are you doing here?
-Mom said you guys were saving the world.
685
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:04,180
I thought I'd stop by
to see how it was going.
686
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,515
Gotta say, I kind of wish I hadn't.
687
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,309
Hindsight's a bitch, huh?
688
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:11,145
-[gasps] Rory.
-Wait, Rory, hold on. [splutters]
689
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,359
I think-- we--
we think your wings are amazing.
690
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,903
I just-- I hope that you didn't
691
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:22,823
feel that you had
to fight or protect yourself
692
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,325
when you were younger. Uh…
693
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:29,497
As your mom, I-- I hope
that I always made you feel safe.
694
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,290
[laughs]
695
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:35,044
I-- I don't have these wings
because of something you did wrong.
696
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,257
I-- I have them
because of something you did right.
697
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,176
I mean, all my life,
698
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,845
I watched you stand up for justice.
699
00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:48,099
I love these badass wings
700
00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:52,103
'cause they remind me
of the person I admire most.
701
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:54,730
My mom.
702
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,900
[exhales] Really?
703
00:37:58,484 --> 00:37:59,402
Really.
704
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,115
These wings are like,
they're one of a million
705
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:07,243
wonderful, powerful things
that you gave me.
706
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,288
Unlike him.
707
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,834
[chuckles] Well, your angel dad probably
had something to do with your wings.
708
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,420
-Right.
-Lucifer left both of us.
709
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,089
How can you still defend him?
710
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:24,385
Well, Rory, I mean, your--
your dad is flawed.
711
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,678
We all are, and…
712
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:30,516
I mean, although I'm nervous
about what the future holds, I…
713
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:34,103
I guess, deep down,
I just really trust him.
714
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:38,107
Why? He doesn't even trust himself.
He doesn't know his own feelings.
715
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:41,694
He had to get hit by a bullet
to figure out he cared about you.
716
00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:43,904
Yeah, I heard you guys talking earlier.
717
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,449
-That's not necessarily fair.
-[Lucifer] No.
718
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,535
She's right. [gasps]
719
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:52,997
She is right.
720
00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,503
Lucifer, what are you doing?
721
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,592
What's this supposed to be?
722
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:05,843
[gasps]
723
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:10,014
I know how I feel about you,
and I am going to prove it, young lady.
724
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:14,477
I am gonna make myself vulnerable
right here, right now, for you.
725
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,395
So go on, shoot me.
726
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,899
Okay, we do not shoot people
in this family.
727
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,443
I don't know, Mom.
I think we established we totally do.
728
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:25,321
[cackles] I think she's got you there.
Move aside, please.
729
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:28,949
I am your father,
and I demand that you shoot me!
730
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,577
[Chloe] Rory, don't listen to him.
Just put down the gun.
731
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:34,288
Ah-ah-ah-ah! It's the only way
she's gonna believe me.
732
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,623
Come on, Rory.
733
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:37,875
You've wanted to hurt me
ever since you got here.
734
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,835
Now's your chance. Pull that trigger.
735
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,714
-Come on.
-[gun cocks]
736
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,675
-Go on, shoot me!
-[gunshot]
737
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:48,719
[scoffs, gasps]
738
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056
[panting]
739
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,976
I knew he couldn't do it. [gasps]
740
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,239
[gasps, gulps]
741
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,533
[chuckles]
742
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:11,784
-[thuds]
-Lucifer.
743
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:15,454
[Lucifer cackles, grunts]
744
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,873
[panting]
745
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:22,211
Don't you two ever
do anything like that ever again.
746
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,296
Promise. [laughs]
747
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,550
-It worked.
-[Lucifer] Of course it worked.
748
00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:29,718
You're my daughter.
749
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,554
And I love you.
750
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,432
[elevator bell dings]
751
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,309
[Linda] You asked for it?
Well, here it is!
752
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:38,936
Lucifer.
753
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,689
Are you bleeding?
754
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:44,233
Yes, I am! [chuckles]
755
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,693
But don't worry about that.
756
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,486
Hand it over.
757
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:50,865
It's time to see
how this story really ends.
758
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:14,430
Thank you, Dr. Linda.
759
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:18,350
In the five years
that we've worked together,
760
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:21,604
it's you who has given me
the insight, the wisdom,
761
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,731
to ascend the throne of Heaven.
762
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:29,487
Some might say you've been a godsend.
763
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:31,655
[chuckles]
764
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,167
[sighs]
765
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:59,517
I, Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil,
766
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:04,897
have returned to Heaven
to rule as God Almighty.
767
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,901
And it's all thanks to one woman.
768
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,404
A woman with the mind of a genius,
769
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,990
the patience of a saint.
770
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:20,162
A woman I adore with all of my heart.
771
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:26,168
The greatest therapist
the world has ever known,
772
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,380
Dr. Linda Martin, MD,
773
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:35,219
PsyD, PhD, MA, MPhil,
774
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:38,389
Master in Science, Master in Technology,
775
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,140
Master of the Universe, Ma--
776
00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:43,477
This is preposterous.
777
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,854
[chuckles] I mean, socks with sandals?
778
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:47,565
What? Your dad wore them.
779
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:50,484
But, Linda,
is this what you really think happens?
780
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:53,320
I don't know what's going to happen.
781
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:56,865
I've been the therapist to the Devil
for the last five years,
782
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,784
and I still couldn't
get him ready to be God.
783
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,705
-[hesitates] I'm a failure.
-[Lucifer sighs]
784
00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:05,583
So I wrote a fake ending
to make myself feel better.
785
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:08,294
Okay, so seriously, why are you bleeding?
786
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,129
Oh, my daughter shot me.
787
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:11,338
What?
788
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,799
No, don't worry.
It was completely consensual.
789
00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:16,385
I self-actualized vulnerability
to prove a point.
790
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:19,763
Lucifer…
791
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,225
your conscious and subconscious mind
792
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,728
are finally acting in concert.
793
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:28,522
Do you know what this means?
794
00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:30,858
That…
795
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:35,988
I no longer have to let my wings choose
whether or not I'm gonna be God.
796
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:48,417
[gasps]
797
00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:51,545
[Chloe] So…
798
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,591
you're finally ready to be God.
799
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:58,260
I am.
800
00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:02,723
I am ready to be God.
801
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,851
[inhales, exhales]
802
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:11,440
But I'm choosing not to be.
803
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,276
What?
804
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,237
Reading the doctor's
ridiculous denouement,
805
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:21,033
reliving everything that
we've been through here on Earth,
806
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:26,163
seeing how certain you are
about who you are, what you are…
807
00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,624
It's made me realize, I--
808
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,460
I don't want to be God.
809
00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:34,672
-[Linda sighs]
-So I'm not going to be.
810
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:38,384
I mean, I think, deep down, I've--
811
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,845
I've always known
it wasn't really my calling.
812
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,347
I-- I…
813
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,141
I've no idea what my calling is,
814
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,352
but I do know it's not me being God.
815
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,189
I hope you're not
too disappointed by that.
816
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,358
No, I'm not disappointed.
817
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:58,487
I could never be
disappointed by who you are.
818
00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:00,989
I told you, I trust you.
819
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:07,246
I have no idea why
you always have so much faith in me.
820
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,623
[chuckles]
821
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,876
[Rory] I do.
822
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:23,095
I mean, my whole life I listened to Mom
talk about how much she loved you.
823
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:28,183
Uh, kind of felt sorry for her, honestly.
824
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:34,481
But reading this,
I get to see things from the other side.
825
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,359
-[gasping]
-Chloe.
826
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,861
I don't wanna die.
827
00:45:38,944 --> 00:45:40,070
I won't let you.
828
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,073
-[gunshots]
-[shouting]
829
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:48,036
If you're up there,
all I ask is that you protect Chloe.
830
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,414
[screams]
831
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,250
["Found" by Jacob Banks playing]
832
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,920
Detective! No!
833
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,006
[grunts, gasps]
834
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,382
You're okay.
835
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:05,596
-[thudding]
-[gasps]
836
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:14,813
♪ What do I put in a hole
Inside the ground? ♪
837
00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,984
♪ Oh, I'm falling higher ♪
838
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,572
♪ Flying deeper ♪
839
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:26,658
♪ Oh, the love I found ♪
840
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:35,000
♪ What do I do with this smile
Trapped in my mouth? ♪
841
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:42,883
♪ How do I prove
There's a ghost this time around? ♪
842
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,054
♪ It's like catching fire ♪
843
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,350
♪ Walking on water ♪
844
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:55,270
♪ Oh, the love I found ♪
845
00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:02,611
♪ Say the word
And I'll burn it all ♪
846
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:10,369
♪ Play the chord
And I'll bleed some more… ♪
847
00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:17,209
I choose you, Chloe.
848
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:21,755
Because I love you.
849
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:27,970
It's, uh, good to know that he loved you--
850
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,348
Loves you back.
851
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,768
Rory, I hope that you know now
852
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:38,063
that he feels
the exact same way about you.
853
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,068
Yeah, I think I do.
854
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:49,199
The emotional progress you're
all making here is really so beautiful.
855
00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:51,159
But, you know, it almost makes me forget
856
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,412
about the whole
"end of the world" situation.
857
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:56,957
Oh, right, that. Buzzkill Doctor.
858
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,584
[sighs] Well, don't worry.
859
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:02,546
I'm sure, uh,
Amenadiel will figure it out. [chuckles]
860
00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:03,714
He always does.
861
00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:12,890
-Hey.
-Hey.
862
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,228
So…
863
00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:24,026
Thanks for picking me up.
864
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:26,653
Yeah.
865
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:29,615
Sorry I…
866
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,784
kind of ditched you at the wedding.
867
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:36,163
Big emergency.
868
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:42,502
You ever have one of those friends that,
every time they have a problem,
869
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:43,837
it winds up becoming--
870
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,297
The end of the world?
871
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,342
Yeah, well, I'm--
I'm really glad that you get it
872
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:52,804
because I've got five of those.
873
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,892
Six, I guess.
874
00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,395
[sighs] Just so you know.
875
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:02,022
Okay.
876
00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:05,400
So what's the word, then?
877
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,195
Is the crisis averted or…?
878
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:09,488
Not yet.
879
00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:14,534
But, you know,
given everything we've been through,
880
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:18,413
I'd say I'm cautiously optimistic.
881
00:49:19,831 --> 00:49:21,291
-Good.
-[Ella sighs]
882
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,628
I'm so sorry, I know…
883
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:29,466
I know that's like,
"Welcome to Vague Town, population you."
884
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:34,596
Carol, I really wish
that I could tell you more.
885
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,139
I-- I do, but…
886
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,978
It's just not my secret to share.
887
00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,562
[chuckling] Ella…
888
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:46,358
That's fine.
889
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,360
I know who you are.
890
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:52,656
And-- and I trust our relationship,
so you don't have to--
891
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:56,451
You don't have to worry about that.
We're good.
892
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:04,042
Listen, you-- you don't have to know
every little detail about someone
893
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:07,629
as long as you already know their heart.
894
00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:10,048
Right.
895
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:12,050
Right.
896
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,610
Couldn't save the world.
897
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,950
Didn't even realize
that my client of five years
898
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,077
didn't wanna become God.
899
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:40,203
[scoffs]
900
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,414
The world's greatest therapist, my ass.
901
00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:47,919
-More like "World's Biggest Fraud."
-[scoffs] Doctor, sit down.
902
00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:53,508
Now, you may not have helped me
ascend the throne of Heaven,
903
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:55,177
but you did help.
904
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,472
-Really?
-Yes.
905
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:04,269
You have helped me
learn to put others first.
906
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:09,066
You helped me repair relationships
that had been broken for… [groans]
907
00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:11,818
…well, millennia.
908
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:17,240
You've helped me truly connect
with the love of my life.
909
00:51:19,993 --> 00:51:22,079
Dr. Linda Martin,
910
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:27,042
"P-h-y" and all those things. [laughs]
911
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,252
In our time together,
912
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,839
you managed to do something not even
God Almighty was able to accomplish.
913
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,802
You've made me a better man.
914
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,769
Thank you, Lucifer.
915
00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:51,983
That's the best compliment
a therapist could receive.
916
00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:54,736
[exhales]
917
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,829
-[sighs]
-Mmm.
918
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,498
Doctor.
919
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:11,419
-Doctor!
-[gasps] Sorry. Whoa. Sorr--
920
00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:13,547
[sighs]
921
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:16,883
-It's just been the longest day ever.
-Hasn't it?
922
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,343
So, if you'll excuse me,
923
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:22,556
I have a very important appointment
with a warm, soft bed.
924
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,933
A well-earned rest.
925
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:44,369
["I Just Want to Thank You"
by Big John Hamilton playing]
926
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,082
♪ I-I-I… ♪
927
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,876
[laughs]
928
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,503
♪ Just wanna thank you… ♪
929
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,963
[sighs]
930
00:52:55,046 --> 00:53:00,218
♪ For this feeling that I feel ♪
931
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,181
♪ I-I-I… ♪
932
00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:07,726
♪ Just wanna thank you… ♪
933
00:53:07,809 --> 00:53:12,731
-[sighs]
-[wings flap]
934
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,861
♪ I just wanna thank you… ♪
935
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,780
I know why the world is ending.
936
00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:23,408
We need to talk.
937
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,621
[sighs] Bollocks.
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