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( music playing )
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Hello, Plano.
We at the right hotel?
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Robert, we've finally arrived.
Flowers in the lobby?
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Suits on the staff.
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My man. This is it.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Gentlemen.
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- I like it.
- This place has class.
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Hi. I'm checking in.
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Last name Jiblowme.
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First name?
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- Haywood.
- Bingo.
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Ooh. They have a spa.
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What? Spa-ching.
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Now you're spa-alking?
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Okay, Mr. Jiblowme. I'm
just gonna need a credit card for incidentals.
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Try this one.
It's spa-ctacular.
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I wonder if they can do
a spa-- shit!
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Spa shit?
What's a--
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Lyle.
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What's he doing here?
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Well, he is co-owner
of the convention company, so...
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Yeah, but he never comes to
cons.
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Well, he does when
it's renegotiating season.
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( gasps )
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- That starts now?
- Yeah.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, I can't do face-to-face,
I get all panicky.
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Why doesn't he just call my
agent like everybody else?
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Who else calls your agent?
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- In theory, I mean.
- You know what?
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Maybe this is the
universe telling you that it's time to grow a pair
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and go get that raise
you're always bitching about.
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Tell the universe to suck it.
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It's not about the cash, Rich.
It's about respect.
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I deserve a bump in respect.
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Or maybe just a raise.
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Hello?
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Still here.
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Uh, your credit card says
Richard Slate.
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Yes, because that's my name.
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- Haywood Jiblowme is an alias.
- You don't say.
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You see, uh, my buddy and I,
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we are actors from television
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and if our actual identities
leaked out
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and the media and the fans knew
we were staying here...
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it would be chaos.
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Right...
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I see it now.
Got it.
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Thank you.
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- Sir.
- Yeah?
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You ready to check in?
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Uh, I am ready to check in, yes.
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- Name?
- McCrotch.
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Pat McCrotch.
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( music playing )
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♪ Looking for a sign
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♪ Looking for a table
set for fun ♪
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♪ Set the alarm to exactly
half-past none ♪
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♪ Just tell me
where to sign for you ♪
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I don't... I don't know.
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- Did...
- Well...
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- I think we're on the wrong
floor. - Maybe we're in the wrong wing?
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I don't know.
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Oh, my God! Richard!
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Uh, I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.
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I'm Mary Helen,
all the way from Dallas.
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Uh, isn't that like 15 minutes
away?
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Rob, you old ham.
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You two are my favorites,
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but especially you, Rich.
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Sexy little rat.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you two just have to come
to my party tonight.
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It's a birthday party.
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I'll have drinks a-flowing
and music a-playing.
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- Okay. Thank you, but we have a
thing. - And I just know you'll love
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my special pie.
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You know, I do have
a bit of a sweet tooth.
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Okay. Rich, our rooms are
awaiting.
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Okay, you come
right back here to my suite.
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8:00 PM sharp.
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A suite, huh?
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That's sweet.
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Ahh.
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I can't believe you guys
are actually going to this thing.
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I can't believe you're being
Captain Lame-o of the SS Suckball
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- and not going.
- She offered you pie
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and you immediately took it
as something dirty.
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Well, you heard how she
said it. It was dirty.
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All right, fine. Whatever.
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I just, I'm just not
in the headspace for it, dude.
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I need to go to the spa
and just try not to think about Lyle.
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Lyle? Oh, you mean
the boss man.
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See, I call him the boss man,
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because he's the boss and a man.
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Oh.
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I always wondered.
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Well, you guys have fun
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and tell Mary Helen
sorry I'm not a-coming.
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Oh, you'll be a-coming.
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I'm just going to the steam
room. Maybe getting a massage.
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Exactly. And we all know
how those end.
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Lavender eye pillow?
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We're talking full release, Joe.
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Of muscle tension?
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- Okay.
- Thank God. Saved by the bell.
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This is my ride.
See you on the other side.
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Make her wear a glove.
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Sayonara, mon compadre.
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Gee, my grandma wouldn't be
too proud of me,
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showing up to a party
empty-handed like this.
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Should we grab a six-pack of RC?
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Okay, just do me a solid, okay?
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Tonight, just for once,
let's dial back
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the whole "gee willikers" bit,
okay?
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People haven't talked like that
since the 1950s.
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- Ah, shucks. Really?
- Okay, let's dial it back even further.
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- Right.
- Right.
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( sighs )
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( exhales )
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Hello.
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Lyle Blazer,
nice to see you again.
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Lyle, yeah. Likewise.
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It's a little steamy in here.
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It's making me lightheaded.
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( gasping )
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I think I need some fresh air.
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You're supposed
to feel lightheaded, Rob.
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That's how you know
you're being cleansed.
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Sit down, Rob Bennett. Relax.
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- Breathe with me.
- Huh?
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( inhales )
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( exhales )
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( groans )
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It's a birthday party.
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Yeah, apparently
not the mom's birthday party.
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- At least there's a bar.
- Ooh, bar.
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- Peach fizz?
- No.
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Did you know
I have a son in Peru?
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- I didn't know, I didn't--
- He's not my real son, I adopted him.
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Lives there with his
birth family, his name's Paco Leone.
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I learned a lot in my time
in Machu Picchu.
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I learned how to smell
an orchid.
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- You ever smell an orchid?
- Yeah, probably.
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- No.
- No?
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No. You didn't.
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Not truly.
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Not until you've inhaled
its essence while high on ayahuasca.
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( inhales )
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( exhales )
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But be real,
are they too harsh?
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'Cause I kinda want like
a beachy vibe.
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( overlapping chattering )
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I was nervous about the color.
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I showed her a photo.
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All right, thank you.
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( laughing )
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So who's the birthday girl?
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I am.
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( clears throat )
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- Happy bi--
- Stop.
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Okay.
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- So how old are you today?
- I'm 16.
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- And how old are you?
- 34.
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Ew.
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Are you the guy from the show
that plays Thaddeus or something?
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Oh.
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"There's not a flower
in the king's garden
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that doesn't bow as you pass."
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Season four, episode seven?
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It's one of Thaddeus's
most quoted lines.
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I mean...
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- Really.
- Yeah. My mom is the one who's a fan.
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Oh. That's great.
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I started watching season nine.
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You were dead.
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Well, anyway...
I really think it's perfect.
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- Good choice.
- Thank you.
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Richard! You made it!
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Oh, look at you, all gussied up.
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And you brought Thaddeus.
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Thaddeus! Big fan!
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Aw, you two just made
Leslie Jo's special day extra special.
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You are a man who's definitely
getting some pie.
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Oh, boysie.
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And that's how I earned
my honorable discharge from the ROTC.
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Dedicated myself to the twin
arts of Kabbalah and origami,
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but before I took up the oboe.
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Ayahuasca.
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I need...
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I need a bump!
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I'm sorry?
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I need a bump.
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I haven't done cocaine
since the Carter administration,
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but if you...
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No. No, I'm talking about
renegotiating my rate for next year.
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That's what all this
is about, isn't it?
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I need a raise, sir.
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I need a raise.
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Now just a sec, I'm gonna
go change into something more comfortable.
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By all means.
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You wanna start with something
I baked on the upper shelf?
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Or a little something
from the lower shelf?
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Shit, woman.
Bring out the whole buffet.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Favorite song.
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Ooh, I love the new JT.
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- He's like always like--
- How about the new Taylor?
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Yes. Every time.
Never lets me down.
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- Never. Never.
- "Your saddest fear comes creeping in,
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but you never loved me or her.
Or anyone. Or anything."
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- You know Taylor Swift?
- Oh yeah, she's really neat.
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I mean, I'd say she's
my second favorite artist.
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I did not know old people
like cool music.
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What's your first favorite?
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Death metal pioneers,
Cannibal Corpse.
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Where's Mary Helen?
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Our hostess?
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Sorry, friend.
I'm afraid her dance card is full.
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She has retired to her
private chambers with my friend Rich.
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Where are my manners?
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Chip Barfield. And you are?
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Her husband.
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Shit balls.
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Get ready for a mouthful
of Texas heaven.
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- What the--
- What the?
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- What the--
- Mel.
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Mel, would it kill you to knock?
Jesus!
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I don't have to knock to
come into my own goddamn bedroom to find my wife!
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- Wife?
- Why the hell are your damn pants down?
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I-- she said she was going in
to change into something more comfortable.
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I did. I put flats on.
My heels were killing me.
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You entered into the bathroom
to get actual pie?
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Who keeps pie in a bathroom?
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Where the hell is she supposed
to find that much goddamn counter space
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- in a hotel?
- Wet bar?
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Oh, that is it.
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You're going over the balcony,
you son of a bitch.
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I interviewed
a trained assassin once.
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Do you know what he told me
people ask for
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before he blows their heads off?
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- Their mommy?
- Respect.
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- You work your ass off.
- I really do.
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You come here,
you do the dance
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and you need to be
respected for that.
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I'm gonna give you
that respect, Rob.
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Oh, God.
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Yes... yes.
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- But you're not getting any
more money. - Say what?
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It's a trickle-down economy.
Once I make the big boys happy,
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there's very little
to kick down to the C team.
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Yeah, but can't you--
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You mean the B team, right?
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Do I, Rob? Do I?
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- So we have a deal?
- Yes. Fine, whatever.
256
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Just get me the hell
out of this room.
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Come on, you gotta push.
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Fine, you fuck face.
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I need a fucking raise,
okay?
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I need a fucking raise,
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and I need to get the fuck
out of this room.
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That pushy enough for you,
you maniacal twat?
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No, Rob. The door.
Push the door.
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What?
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Oh.
266
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Wow. Hell of a shvitz.
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Hello, Maury.
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( groans )
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( stammers ) Mel.
It's Mel? Listen.
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This is all
a misunderstanding, okay?
271
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Man-to-man,
I misread the signs.
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She invited me up there,
she offered me her pie...
273
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And by pie you thought it
was my hoo-ha?
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- I did.
- Oh, good Lord.
275
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Get out of the 80s.
276
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Sweetie, I wouldn't have
sexual relations with you
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if my life depended on it.
278
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,160
- You're a character actor.
- Uh?
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Plus, he has a cock like a
cat head duct taped to a baby's arm.
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Kudos.
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Now I'm gonna toss you
off the balcony.
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No, hey. No, TO.
Mel, wait.
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Wait. Mistakes were made.
284
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Okay? But lessons were learned.
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Pants were put back on,
I think the takeaway here,
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if we could pause
for a second is that...
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she's a dish.
288
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She's a pot of gold, my man.
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She is something else.
I mean, she's got it going on
290
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and she reeled me in, okay?
I fell for it.
291
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I bought it,
hook, line, and sinker
292
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and yet, there she is with you.
293
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And there you are with her.
294
00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:51,076
And this is what I'm seeing
here, what I'm seeing here is...
295
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Honestly?
It's beautiful.
296
00:12:54,218 --> 00:12:55,418
It's really nice, it's really,
truly...
297
00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:56,852
I mean there's something here
that I'm seeing, that like,
298
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if you could stand here and see
what I'm seeing you'd go "Oh, my God,"
299
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because it's real.
300
00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:06,900
I mean, there are naysayers
out there who would tell you that love is dead.
301
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I've heard 'em say it.
302
00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:09,556
But you know what?
303
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After tonight,
after what I'm seeing right now.
304
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,310
To those people I would say
"My friend you are mistaken."
305
00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:21,308
I would say romance is
alive and well,
306
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and living in Texas.
307
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,979
I would say "you don't
believe in true love?
308
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:28,711
Well, let me introduce you
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to Mary Helen and Mel."
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Right.
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( sighs )
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Unbelievable.
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( shouting )
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( splashes )
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Robbie?
316
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,677
Richie?
317
00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:08,782
How was the spa?
318
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,753
Oh, shitty. Party?
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00:14:10,781 --> 00:14:12,051
Shittier.
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00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,623
What you drinking?
321
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,390
- Peach fizz.
- Hm.
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00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,959
- Yeah.
- Is it tasty?
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00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,857
Not anymore.
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( music playing )
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