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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:08,167 Due to recession unemployment is spreading like cancer.. 2 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,084 ..In many countries. 3 00:02:20,876 --> 00:02:24,834 Bank of England's chief Merlyn drops economic bombshell. 4 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:27,667 Everyone's crisis could become worse than the great depression. 5 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:46,501 We end today's show with President Barack Obama's words on global crisis. 6 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:48,626 He says, "These are hard times." 7 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:52,792 "There will be more jobs lost, more of closures and more pain." 8 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,751 Hi, you have reached Jerry Patel. 9 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:20,834 If you're my landlord, I've already sent the money. 10 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,751 If you're my parents, please send me some money. 11 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:24,417 If you're my friends, you owe me money. 12 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:25,834 And if you are a girl, don't worry. 13 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,251 I have plenty of money. 14 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:20,626 Where are you going, Jasmeet? 15 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,292 Did you hear? 16 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:24,667 They just sacked Jasmeet. 17 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:26,626 I think they're picking on you brown guys. 18 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:29,667 You will be the first to walk the gallows in this recession. 19 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,501 Your parents are from Bhatinda. 20 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:34,417 You live in South Hall. 21 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,334 And I'm brown? 22 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,709 That's racist man. - Exactly. 23 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,292 Nicky boy. 24 00:04:55,501 --> 00:04:56,751 Big day. 25 00:04:57,334 --> 00:05:00,626 'Finally! At least someone remembered my birthday.' 26 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:01,709 Here's your bonus. 27 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:03,792 Thanks, Mr. Weisswork. 28 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,751 Spend that bonus wisely. 29 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,209 Hey, Paula. I'll pay you by the end of the month. 30 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:12,417 Whatever. 31 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,667 Hey, kiddo. You're not allowed to skate in here. 32 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,709 Burglary on exit four. 33 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:19,584 Kid on a skateboard heading your way. 34 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:20,626 Jerry, watch your position. 35 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:22,334 I'm on it. - Let's go. 36 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:22,417 Give me the bag. 37 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,209 Medicines. 38 00:06:28,376 --> 00:06:29,417 I swear my grandma needs these. 39 00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:30,667 Can't breathe without them. 40 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:31,626 Please let me go. 41 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:36,917 Punch me. - What? 42 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:39,334 Punch me and run. 43 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,376 On the face, you idiot.. 44 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:45,501 I was ordered to fire one man from my team today. 45 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:47,251 You made my job easier. 46 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:48,667 Give me your badge. 47 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:57,792 Bye, Jerry. 48 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,417 That's mall property. 49 00:06:59,584 --> 00:07:00,626 Get off right now. 50 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:06,459 Duffer. 51 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:34,542 What's up, Graig. 52 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:40,334 Surprise. 53 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:45,459 Oh no. 54 00:07:45,459 --> 00:07:47,584 No, guys. The surprise isn't for him. 55 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,292 False alarm. 56 00:07:54,001 --> 00:07:55,626 Guys, surprise. 57 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:56,834 Come on. He's here. 58 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,376 Surprise. 59 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:00,709 What a party! 60 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:02,667 Happy birthday, baby. - Thank you. 61 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:05,334 I have been planning your party.. 62 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:06,501 ..For the past two days. 63 00:08:06,501 --> 00:08:08,501 It got wasted on him. - It's okay, Rads. 64 00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:10,459 This is awesome. Thank you. 65 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:11,667 I got it for you. 66 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:13,792 At least he brought something. 67 00:08:14,584 --> 00:08:16,459 You know, Nick.. - Happy birthday, my brother.. 68 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:18,292 ..From a hotter mother. 69 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,501 Don't mess with him. 70 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:23,542 When Nick came to college, Jerry was his senior. 71 00:08:23,876 --> 00:08:28,292 And when Nick graduated then also Jerry was his senior. 72 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:30,251 Since then, they've been living together. 73 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:31,459 They share everything. 74 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:34,501 Except for responsibilities, bills and rent. 75 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:37,501 And then, thank God for that. 76 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:40,459 But I tolerate Jerry because.. 77 00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:42,584 ..If it wasn't for him, then three years ago.. 78 00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:45,626 ..Nick would have faced some problems in meeting me. 79 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:18,459 Nine o'clock check. 80 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:20,584 I have already noticed. 81 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:21,667 She is waiting for someone. 82 00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:25,501 Sorry honey I am late. Sorry. 83 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,334 Yeah, but look at her, J. - Forget it. 84 00:09:28,459 --> 00:09:29,584 How? 85 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,459 Alcohol. 86 00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:34,334 Perfect. 87 00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:38,292 Jessica. Send your finest bottle of Chardonnay to that Indian girl there. 88 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:39,626 Sure. 89 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:43,334 Give me the 200 pounds. 90 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,792 Why are you wasting money? 91 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,376 And anyway, she is with someone. 92 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,542 She is with a foreigner. 93 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:49,417 This will go on for two-three months, maximum. 94 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,292 As soon her parents find out.. 95 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,459 ..They will get her married to some boring.. 96 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:54,376 ..Microsoft techie type guy.. 97 00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:56,584 ..Who has more money and less hair. 98 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:57,792 Think Of it, J. 99 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,417 If I don't go to her.. 100 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,959 ..How will she know what God has sent for her? 101 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,334 I am the total package, J. 102 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:06,709 Sorry, Superman. Your bottle got turned down. 103 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:09,292 What? - Your package got rejected. 104 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:11,459 By the way, Nick. You are right. 105 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:14,417 How will she know what God has sent for her? 106 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:16,251 What are you thinking about? 107 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:18,751 That girl's future lies in your hands. Go get her. 108 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:19,959 Go. 109 00:10:20,626 --> 00:10:22,584 And listen, don't come back empty-handed. 110 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:29,459 He'll get bashed up. 111 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:40,334 If you spend all the time with your brother.. 112 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:42,626 ..Then how will the other boys get a chance? - Excuse me. 113 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,709 Do you know him? - No. 114 00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:46,209 That's what I am here to change. 115 00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:48,334 Just tell me are you going to marry him? 116 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:49,876 Please leave us alone. 117 00:10:50,292 --> 00:10:52,376 If you're not going to marry him.. 118 00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:55,334 ..Then let me take you out to dinner tonight. - That's it. 119 00:10:56,334 --> 00:10:57,376 Brian. 120 00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:04,876 I am 6 ft., and you look 5 ft. 8, we will look great together. 121 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,376 I don't believe this guy. 122 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,209 Tell him to stop speak in Hindi. 123 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:11,417 Brian, that's it. 124 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,792 After we get married, we'll have a house in Hampton.. 125 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:17,334 ..Two cars, two children. And a doggy. 126 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:18,876 The perfect life. 127 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:20,876 How many girls have you tried this stunt with? 128 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,334 Are you flirting with him? 129 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,376 Honestly, I'm a very boring person. 130 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:27,751 No one inspired me to resort to such madness. 131 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,292 You are the first. 132 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:31,459 Brian. 133 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,584 Brian, what are you doing? What's wrong with you? 134 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:43,209 "What's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you? 135 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,334 What are you doing with the poor guy? He's bleeding. 136 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,792 Radhika, whose side are you on? 137 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:53,251 You know, you are a witch. 138 00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:58,501 Talk respectfully. 139 00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:00,917 She is my sister-in-law. 140 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,334 Losers. 141 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,876 One day this will make a great flashback. 142 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,292 That was the first and last time.. 143 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,959 ..When Jerry did something nice for me. 144 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,292 Don't waste beer. 145 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:17,292 Come with me. - Pathetic. 146 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:18,751 Where are we going? 147 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:21,584 I'm tired of tolerating your attitude and tantrums. 148 00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:23,959 It's always "Do this, do that". 149 00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,459 What the hell, Nick! 150 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,376 First of all this party.. - Rads, shut up. 151 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,501 I was told that this is very rare and unique. 152 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:36,876 But not more than you. 153 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,376 I have never come across anyone.. 154 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:45,417 ..More stubborn, tall and beautiful.. - There is, Nick. 155 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:46,834 I know many of them. 156 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,834 What are you doing? Will you marry just about anyone? 157 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,042 Don't be lazy. 158 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,501 You can do better than this. 159 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,376 Focus. 160 00:12:56,792 --> 00:13:00,792 Do you want to spend your entire life with Jerry or me? 161 00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:07,167 Radhika Awasthi, will you marry me? - No, no, no. 162 00:13:07,334 --> 00:13:11,917 Nick Mathur. - No, no, no. Say no. 163 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,542 Yes. 164 00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:25,917 Come on, J. Look here. 165 00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:43,751 Jignesh. Jignesh. Get up. 166 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,542 Not, Jignesh. It's Jerry, mother. 167 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,251 Fifteen years ago I changed that name.. 168 00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,792 ..When I boarded the plane. 169 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,376 Get used to it, mother. 170 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,792 I am Jerry. 171 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,584 Jignesh is dead. 172 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,167 Really, mother. it's not that difficult. 173 00:13:58,292 --> 00:13:59,834 Jignesh turned to Jerry. 174 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,459 Jerry is Jignesh. 175 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,001 Yes, mother. 176 00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:05,292 Yes, mother. I bought a car. 177 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,959 That too a convertible. 178 00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:11,167 Your son drives to the office breathing fresh air. 179 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,751 "Let it be. Let it be. Let it be." 180 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:25,542 "Let there be a twist in the story." 181 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:30,792 "I have this right. Give me a chance, life." 182 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,959 I love her, J. - I love her, too. 183 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,167 Shut up. 184 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,376 I don't care what problems the two of you have. 185 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,626 Sort it out. 186 00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:39,959 The problem is with you, Nick. 187 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,542 Whenever she looks at you she imagines a house. 188 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,584 She imagines the Country Club membership. 189 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,167 A chauffeur-driven car. 190 00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:48,792 Private education for her children. 191 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,251 I don't think you're her boyfriend. 192 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,876 She thinks you are a LIC agent. 193 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,584 She doesn't see a house, but our house. 194 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:57,501 Not her children, but the future of our children. 195 00:14:57,876 --> 00:14:59,417 This is our dream. 196 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,417 So for God's sake, brother.. 197 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:02,959 ..Don't ruin it. 198 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:04,417 LIC agent? 199 00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,542 What am I in your life? 200 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,084 An ATM card with unlimited credit. 201 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,792 Oh yes, I just remembered. 202 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,167 The debit card is exhausted. 203 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,542 Deposit some money. 204 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:19,501 You know you are being laid off when your boss says.. 205 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:24,709 .."We need to talk" or "Times are tough" or.. 206 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,376 Nick, this company cannot afford you.. 207 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:28,751 ..Due to the current economy. 208 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:30,334 I am sorry. We'll have to let you go. 209 00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,292 But just yesterday Mr. Weisswork gave me a bonus. 210 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:34,334 And that's why the company has fired him as well. 211 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,417 And who are you? - Your new boss. 212 00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,792 Sorry, ex-boss. 213 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,792 Nick. Nick. 214 00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:50,792 Are you fine? 215 00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:55,417 That bonus.. spend it wisely. 216 00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:58,042 Do you know anything about DBS return policy? 217 00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,376 You will get one week off in a year. 218 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,834 No bonus. 219 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:03,542 If you come late, your salary will be deducted. 220 00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,417 You will have to laugh at the boss's jokes. 221 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,501 And yes, you do have knowledge about.. 222 00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,251 ..PowerPoint and Excel, don't you? 223 00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,792 Ma'am, I don't think you have read my resume properly. 224 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,959 I am not applying for a typist's job. 225 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:15,376 This is a really bad phase. 226 00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:16,917 Tomorrow you might not get this as well. 227 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,542 Sorry, I am over-qualified for this job. 228 00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:22,751 Who is behind you? 229 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,209 Who is this gentleman? 230 00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:28,001 Madam, I don't need a single holiday in a year. 231 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,459 I don't want a bonus. 232 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:31,042 I will laugh at the boss's jokes. 233 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,459 In fact, I will amuse him. 234 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,126 He will teach me PowerPoint and Excel. 235 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,459 You can teach me some small things. 236 00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,251 So, do I get the job? 237 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:43,251 I am sorry, but you are under-qualified for this job. 238 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,126 Say it. - What is your problem? 239 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:46,917 Fine, I am over-qualified for this job. 240 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,917 But my friend is perfect for this job. 241 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,584 Please leave, gentlemen. 242 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,834 This interview is over. 243 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,584 By the way, madam, what are your qualifications? 244 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:56,126 Tell us. - Get out of my office. 245 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:58,709 Fine. At least tell us your measurements. 246 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,501 Get out right now. 247 00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:13,126 They are very popular hot destinations. 248 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,542 Nick, I think we should get the bookings done soon. 249 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,292 Otherwise we won't get tickets later. 250 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:18,501 Look. 251 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:24,001 'How do I tell her that I don't have money..' 252 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,501 '..to even take the subway? 253 00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,876 'Just give me a hint..' 254 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:33,376 '..and I will steal the ring from her finger in some dark alley.' 255 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:37,542 'People get mugged all the time.' 256 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,792 Nick, this gown is perfect, isn't it? 257 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,167 The price tag's much more beautiful. 258 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,709 It's a Valentino, my favorite designer. 259 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,167 'Promise me that while stealing the ring..' 260 00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:49,751 '..you won't hurt her.' 261 00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:54,126 'I can try, but I won't promise.' 262 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:58,417 'Forget it. I'll try something.' 263 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,251 Rads, we are blindly doing everything that others do. 264 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:04,042 What? - I mean a fake, over-the-top wedding.. 265 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,667 ..And then a fairytale honeymoon. 266 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,334 These things give one such high expectations that.. 267 00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,459 ..Real life just can't match up. 268 00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,584 That's why marriages breakup. 269 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:17,167 'And Nick Mathur hits that for a six.' 270 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:21,876 'Don't go out of the crease and bat. You will get out.' 271 00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:23,792 I agree. 272 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,792 A reception at a five-star hotel and hours of sitting.. 273 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,209 ..On those stupid stools, while we keep smiling for hours. 274 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:30,417 Yes. 275 00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,626 And, Radhika, what about your father.. 276 00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:34,959 ..Who will run after the car like a lunatic saying.. 277 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,251 "..My daughter, my daughter?" 278 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,542 That.. think. 279 00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,626 My God! I can actually see that. 280 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,917 Rads, shall we run away and get married? 281 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,167 I love it. 282 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,751 I love you. - I love you, too. 283 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,751 Okay. So a small ceremony. - Super. 284 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,501 And then a long exotic honeymoon. 285 00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:52,459 Just you and me, alone. 286 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:53,834 For a change. 287 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,209 And then as soon as we return.. 288 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,751 ..I'll redecorate the entire house. 289 00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:58,292 French windows there. 290 00:18:58,417 --> 00:18:59,751 A bar on that side. 291 00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:00,876 A study for you upstairs. 292 00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,417 And a king-size master bedroom. 293 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,459 Life is just gonna be perfect. 294 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,459 The poor girl doesn't know that.. 295 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:13,709 ..Our apartment is going to be redecorated anyway. 296 00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:18,751 "We would watch films. Sing few songs." 297 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:23,876 "What happened to those nights when we used to instantly fall asleep?" 298 00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:28,584 "We would watch films. Sing few songs." 299 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,501 "What happened to those nights when we would instantly fall asleep?" 300 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:38,209 "When we used to fail and face the brunt together." 301 00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:42,751 "When we used to fail and face the brunt together." 302 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:47,751 "We didn't have a penny, yet we would somehow dare to." 303 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:52,667 "What happened to those nights when we used to instantly fall asleep?" 304 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:18,667 Veer. - You forgot to pay my fees again, didn't you? 305 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,501 If I had paid your fees then I wouldn't have met you. 306 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,792 Did you have your breakfast? - No. 307 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,751 Want some scolding? Go. Meet Fatty. 308 00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:30,876 I can endure Fatty and her temper, but not your anger. 309 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:32,709 Look. 310 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,376 Now your holidays have started. 311 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,667 I want you to tell me your plans.. 312 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:37,667 ..What you want to do during your holidays. 313 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:38,876 Understand? 314 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,667 Until then, I will kiss Fatty. 315 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,542 Kiss Fatty. 316 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:45,584 You would rather kiss me. - Okay. 317 00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:51,834 Good luck, Jerry. 318 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,709 Jerry, I'm afraid things have become a little more serious.. 319 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,376 ..Than you expected. 320 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,917 This is Vikrant Mehra from Social Services. 321 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,834 From today I am handling Veer's case. 322 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,292 Veer is not some case. 323 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:07,959 Mr. Patel, please don't interrupt me. 324 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:09,417 I am here on behalf of the government. 325 00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:14,334 After the death of your sister and her husband.. 326 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,501 ..Veer's legal custody was given to you.. 327 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,626 ..Only because you would fulfill that duty responsibly. 328 00:21:19,876 --> 00:21:22,167 But I am afraid due to your fluctuating jobs.. 329 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:23,667 ..And financial status.. 330 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,542 ..Veer's file is getting quite fat. 331 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:30,626 Jerry, you haven't paid his school fees for the past four months. 332 00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,376 Four months, Mr. Patel. 333 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:33,959 It cannot be ignored. 334 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,209 I am not ignoring him. 335 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,209 Yes, I have been a little late in paying his fees. 336 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,834 But I assure you that.. 337 00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:41,792 ..I won't repeat this mistake. 338 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,334 I just need some time. 339 00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:44,667 And we are giving you that time. 340 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,709 But for the last time. 341 00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,751 And that is only thanks to Mr. Brown and Veer's advice. 342 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:52,417 Thank you, sir. - But after the holidays.. 343 00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,167 ..If you can't fulfill Veer's basic expenses.. 344 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:57,167 ..Then we will start looking for another family.. 345 00:21:57,334 --> 00:22:00,542 ..A foster home for him. - What? 346 00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:03,209 Foster family. Why? 347 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,834 I am Veer's family. I.. - Mr. Patel, please. 348 00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:08,876 Maybe you are forgetting that Veer is a child, not me. 349 00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:11,584 I hope that you won't break Veer's trust. 350 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,209 See you after the holidays. 351 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,334 Two weeks. 352 00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:21,584 Mr. Brown. 353 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:31,334 Sorry, Mr. Mathur. We aren't hiring right now. 354 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:35,251 Mr. Mathur, there are no job openings in our company. 355 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:38,751 Radhika, I need to talk to you urgently. 356 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:40,501 Something happened in my office and.. - Nick.. 357 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,292 ..I'm going to India tomorrow. so first some fresh gossip. 358 00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:43,584 Priya-Prashant broke up. 359 00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:45,584 What? But they were supposed to get married next week. 360 00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:47,667 Prashant got fired and Priya got cold feet. 361 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:50,667 So will Priya marry Prashant or his job? 362 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:51,709 That's exactly what I told her. 363 00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:54,751 I mean she can work as well. - I can't believe it. 364 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,917 When Prashant needed her the most, she left him. 365 00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:00,834 There must have been parental pressure from the beginning. 366 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:02,584 She might be thinking practically as well. 367 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,542 Everyone has some dreams for themselves. 368 00:23:04,876 --> 00:23:06,834 After all, one can't live on love alone. 369 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:09,292 Oh, so people should fall in love.. 370 00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:11,626 ..Only when they can afford food. 371 00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:12,709 Come on, Nick. 372 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:15,626 There is nothing wrong in wanting a nice, comfortable life. 373 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:18,334 You can't eat chicken roll for the rest of your life. 374 00:23:18,459 --> 00:23:22,709 "From where to bring courage when there is not a penny in my pocket?" 375 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:27,751 "Where did those nights vanish when I would fall asleep in an instant?" 376 00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:32,501 "I would watch movies and sing songs." 377 00:23:32,626 --> 00:23:34,376 Jerry, cookies. 378 00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,584 Here you go. 379 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,667 Oops. 380 00:23:40,334 --> 00:23:41,376 Sorry. 381 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:43,584 What a pity. All the good men are married. 382 00:23:43,584 --> 00:23:44,709 He is Jerry Patel, single. 383 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:46,626 Quiet, my Facebook profile. 384 00:23:52,709 --> 00:23:53,792 Call me. 385 00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:58,667 Now you will have to buy this box. 386 00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:00,542 Cool. 387 00:24:05,876 --> 00:24:07,667 That will be 15 pounds. 388 00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:10,417 Brother, I'm short of four. 389 00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:18,292 Jerry, I don't want cookies. 390 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,584 Mom says they give you cavities. 391 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:36,459 What are you looking at? - Nothing. 392 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,876 Do you like video games? - It's awesome, Jerry. 393 00:24:46,292 --> 00:24:48,542 Daniel, this game for Christmas. 394 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,667 And I always come first in car racing. 395 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:54,376 Wow! Show me your hands. 396 00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:59,417 Take this. - Wow! Cookies. 397 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,834 Bills. Bills. 398 00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:05,876 Job rejections. 399 00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:07,751 Job rejections. Rent. 400 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,667 Rent. 401 00:25:09,792 --> 00:25:11,542 And a letter from your mother. 402 00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:18,542 Jiggu, a letter from your mother. 403 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:19,584 I get it. 404 00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:22,667 'Jiggu, a letter from your mother.' 405 00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:30,459 Look, I have only two weeks to pay Jerry's school fees. 406 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:35,834 Look, J. I lost the money that I invested in the stock market.. 407 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:39,376 And my savings were spent in paying the rent and expenses. 408 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,376 Nick, you don't understand. 409 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:43,376 The Social Service people.. 410 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:46,376 ..Will hand over my Veer to a foster family. 411 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:49,376 I cannot lose Veer, Nick. 412 00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:50,709 Don't even think like that, Jerry. 413 00:25:50,876 --> 00:25:52,417 We will figure something out. 414 00:25:57,417 --> 00:26:01,667 Nick, I was thinking why don't you take up some small jobs like me? 415 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,251 Drive a taxi. 416 00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,292 Sell pirated DVDS. 417 00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:07,834 I am an MBA from the London School of Economics. 418 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,959 If I take up such jobs, what's the point of my degree? 419 00:26:11,459 --> 00:26:12,542 Degree. Degree. Degree. 420 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,417 What is the difference between you and me today? 421 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:15,667 Tell me. What is the difference? 422 00:26:15,792 --> 00:26:17,376 Today your Mercedes and my cycle.. 423 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,251 ..Are standing at the signal of recession. 424 00:26:19,376 --> 00:26:23,542 Mr. Mathur, you and I.. are same. 425 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,292 We are on the same level. 426 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,584 Bragging about his degree. 427 00:26:29,459 --> 00:26:33,376 J, if one door has closed on us, another one will open up.. 428 00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:36,417 ..Where we will make money and retain our honor as well. 429 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,292 J, I don't think we should go inside. 430 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:11,917 Like you said, Nick.. 431 00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:14,751 ..If one door closes, the other one opens up itself. 432 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:16,292 Come on. 433 00:27:53,501 --> 00:27:55,626 I have seen enough. - Nick, stop. 434 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:57,751 If you didn't want to stay then why did you come? 435 00:27:58,292 --> 00:28:02,334 Don't you want to know why I gave you my card? 436 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,542 Welcome, boys. 437 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:36,959 Instead of sitting at the bar and crying like girls.. 438 00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:38,959 ..Take a look at yourselves in the mirror. 439 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,042 You two have it in you. 440 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,459 But don't have the brains to recognize it. 441 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:47,667 I have three branches, London, New York and Tokyo. 442 00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:50,542 I am having some license troubles in Mumbai. 443 00:28:52,459 --> 00:28:55,001 Here's the form. That's the door. 444 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:56,917 It's your choice. 445 00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:04,917 Chest. 446 00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:07,001 Biceps. 447 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,001 Size. 448 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,917 Fantastic career move. 449 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:14,334 Super plan. 450 00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:18,334 I am waiting outside. - Nick. 451 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,126 Nick. 452 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:23,167 He's slightly crazy. 453 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:24,959 The poor guy's in love. He is in love. 454 00:29:25,126 --> 00:29:27,126 What is love. 455 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:29,501 Baby don't hurt me. 456 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:32,876 Don't hurt me no more. 457 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,084 You are in love too. 458 00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:40,167 The only difference is he is standing outside for his love.. 459 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:43,417 ..And you.. will fill this form. 460 00:29:47,126 --> 00:29:49,917 Name, Jerry Patel. 461 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,876 Chest.. 462 00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:58,376 42 463 00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:03,334 Biceps.. - 20 464 00:30:05,376 --> 00:30:06,584 Mine. 465 00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:09,709 Yours are 16. 466 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,251 16 467 00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:16,084 Size, 11. 468 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,501 Sexual preference. 469 00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,667 Female. - Good. 470 00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:28,542 Obviously female. 471 00:30:30,084 --> 00:30:33,459 Sir, let me sign. - No need for that. 472 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,209 Like I said.. 473 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,459 ..You just need to be recognized. 474 00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:42,167 From today you are Rocco. 475 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:48,084 You have all the qualifications of an escort. 476 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,376 Sir, what will I have to do? 477 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,001 You will spread happiness.. 478 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:53,626 Is Santa Claus on a holiday? 479 00:30:55,376 --> 00:30:58,292 ..To lonely, sad and bored women. 480 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,751 Make them forget the problems of their life for a while.. 481 00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:03,917 ..And you will make them happy. 482 00:31:04,251 --> 00:31:05,501 It may be shopping. 483 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:07,126 And then a bit dinner. 484 00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,626 Or making her boyfriend jealous. 485 00:31:08,751 --> 00:31:11,209 Or taking girls to the cinema. - Right. 486 00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,959 You will get the time and address on this. 487 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:17,501 Okay. - Got it. 488 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,209 Get used to the new name. 489 00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:23,459 I am Rocco. 490 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:24,834 I am Rocco. 491 00:31:25,126 --> 00:31:26,376 From Jignesh to Jerry. 492 00:31:26,626 --> 00:31:27,876 And now Rocco. 493 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,459 The standard of your name is falling lower. 494 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:32,542 Oh, your principles, your rules. 495 00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:37,042 Your principles can't get us a decent square meal, Nick. 496 00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:38,917 How can you joke about it, Jerry? 497 00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:40,834 How could you fill that form? 498 00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:42,084 It's nothing. 499 00:31:42,251 --> 00:31:43,334 I just had to write my upper-body measurement.. 500 00:31:43,459 --> 00:31:45,376 ..And my shoe-size. That's all. 501 00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:47,251 If you wrote down your shoe size.. 502 00:31:47,626 --> 00:31:49,084 ..Then there is going to be along line of girls. 503 00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:05,334 Hello. - Ritz hotel. Room 136. 504 00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:06,917 7 o'clock. 505 00:32:10,584 --> 00:32:12,334 Jignesh Patel, get up. 506 00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:14,417 There's a message for your shoes. 507 00:32:20,626 --> 00:32:22,917 She will tell you the means of her happiness. 508 00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:26,667 And you will decide the limits of her happiness. 509 00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:31,709 The smaller the limits, the more the money. 510 00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:58,209 My name is Rocco, and I am here to spread happiness. 511 00:32:58,417 --> 00:32:59,626 Perfect. 512 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:10,876 I have heard that male escorts are naughty, not shy. 513 00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:13,417 I'm getting married next week. 514 00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:15,709 So I thought I deserved some fun. 515 00:33:15,876 --> 00:33:17,042 So, Rocco. 516 00:33:17,209 --> 00:33:20,542 What's the first item on the fun menu? 517 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:23,084 Madam, there wouldn't be any dearth of happiness in your life. 518 00:33:25,251 --> 00:33:29,001 For fun we can go for shopping, have dinner, and go to the cinema.. 519 00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:33,042 I am not paying you 400 pounds to take me to a movie. 520 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:39,042 We all have a right to celebrate our freedom, right. 521 00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:42,501 Paying hard to get home. 522 00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:48,876 Your husband is calling. 523 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,959 Amit. Yes, I'm taking the morning flight. 524 00:33:59,251 --> 00:34:01,126 Yes, please send the driver on time. Okay. 525 00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:03,251 Talk to you later. 526 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:07,126 Whether I am single, divorcee or the mother of six children.. 527 00:34:07,251 --> 00:34:08,834 ..It shouldn't make any difference to you. 528 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,542 Sorry, but I can't do this. 529 00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:13,459 What the hell! 530 00:34:13,709 --> 00:34:16,167 I'm going to complain to your agency. 531 00:34:30,542 --> 00:34:37,292 Jerry, you won't leave me like my parents, will you? 532 00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:39,917 No, son. Never. I'll never leave you. 533 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,417 How can I leave you? 534 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:43,126 I promise. 535 00:34:43,376 --> 00:34:44,542 Take this. 536 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,167 I swear on Iron Man. 537 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,626 You swear on Iron Man? 538 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,542 Yes. I swear on Iron Man. 539 00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:51,501 Close your eyes. Come on. 540 00:34:56,626 --> 00:34:59,459 It's bad, but its business. 541 00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:00,792 There's a bachelorette party. 542 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:02,584 Listen carefully. 543 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:06,959 A girl's wedding day is the most important day of her life. 544 00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:11,501 But what's more important is the last night of her freedom. 545 00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:14,292 And you won't let this night come to an end. 546 00:35:14,501 --> 00:35:16,834 This is your last chance, Rocco. 547 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,792 I know you won't listen to me. 548 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,751 Even then, I'm saying stop. 549 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,334 I know you won't listen to me.. 550 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,292 ..But even then I'm saying, come with me. 551 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:31,834 What do you think? 552 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,334 Don't I love Veer? 553 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:36,917 I know that we've been sitting idle in this house.. 554 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,167 ..For the past three months. 555 00:35:38,459 --> 00:35:40,334 And you'll earn a lot of money with this job. 556 00:35:40,959 --> 00:35:42,751 But you're not that kind of a person, Jerry. 557 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,459 What kind of a person are you talking about, Nick? 558 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:49,209 The person who plays the sad songs.. 559 00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:51,376 ..On the subway benches because.. 560 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:53,584 ..His seven-year-old child is growing up with some other family? That one? 561 00:35:53,709 --> 00:35:56,084 You are right. I am not that person. 562 00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:58,376 Look, I will take up that typist's job. 563 00:35:58,751 --> 00:36:00,501 You can talk to the restaurant manager. 564 00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:02,167 You might get that job. 565 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,417 How long will we lie to ourselves, Nick? 566 00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:05,792 Today we don't even have the money.. 567 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,667 ..To pay the rent of this apartment. 568 00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:08,876 Why don't you understand? 569 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:12,251 Since college, I have failed in everything.. 570 00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:14,209 ..That you haven't supported me in. 571 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,751 But I cannot fail today. 572 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,876 It's okay if you aren't coming along. 573 00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:21,917 At least don't stop me from trying. 574 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:43,584 Attention, ladies. 575 00:36:44,251 --> 00:36:45,751 I am inspector Rocco. 576 00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:47,459 And according to my investigations.. 577 00:36:47,584 --> 00:36:49,584 ..A serious crime is going to be committed here. 578 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:56,251 A hot, single, innocent girl is about to get married. 579 00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:57,709 Where is she? 580 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,501 I am Natasha Mehra. 581 00:37:05,251 --> 00:37:08,459 And I am that hot, single, innocent girl.. 582 00:37:08,584 --> 00:37:10,209 ..Who is about to get married. 583 00:37:10,709 --> 00:37:15,626 By the way, what will my punishment be, inspector? 584 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:28,667 Natasha, you will have to spend the night in my jail. 585 00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,667 Will you punish all the girls? 586 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:36,834 Alone? You will get tired, inspector. 587 00:37:39,751 --> 00:37:41,751 Batman is incomplete without Robin. 588 00:37:41,751 --> 00:37:43,667 Veeru is incomplete without Jai. 589 00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,834 Similarly, Hunter will surely come on Rocco's call. 590 00:37:46,209 --> 00:37:49,251 Even Rajnikant will clap on such a dialogue. 591 00:37:49,376 --> 00:37:51,626 "Make some noise for the Desi Boyz." 592 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:54,709 "The Boys." 593 00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:57,709 "The Boys." 594 00:38:16,959 --> 00:38:18,251 "Let's go. Come on." 595 00:38:18,376 --> 00:38:21,501 "We will rule the hearts of the girls." 596 00:38:21,626 --> 00:38:24,501 "That's the rumor." 597 00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:28,251 "We will break even Romeo's record." 598 00:38:28,376 --> 00:38:31,292 "Set new rules of love." 599 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:34,626 "Everyone says we are naughty." 600 00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:37,751 "But we are decent at heart." 601 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,584 "Make some noise for the Desi Boyz." 602 00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,542 "One two three go." 603 00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:43,209 "Dancing on English beats." 604 00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:44,709 "Swaying to the heartbeats." 605 00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:46,459 "Jamming to the rhythm." 606 00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:47,834 "The Desi Boyz." 607 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,626 "Looking all handsome and decent." 608 00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:51,584 "With their broad chest and biceps." 609 00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:52,917 "Jamming to the rhythm." 610 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,667 "The Desi Boyz." 611 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:56,626 "Dancing on English beats." 612 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,501 "Swaying to the heartbeats." 613 00:38:58,626 --> 00:38:59,834 "Jamming to the rhythm." 614 00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:01,584 "The Desi Boyz." 615 00:39:01,584 --> 00:39:03,501 "Looking all handsome and decent." 616 00:39:03,626 --> 00:39:04,917 "With their broad chest and biceps." 617 00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:06,626 "Jamming to the rhythm." 618 00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:08,667 "The Desi Boyz." 619 00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:25,501 "We only spread love." 620 00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:28,751 "The girls are always looking for us." 621 00:39:28,876 --> 00:39:32,501 "They say Lady Gaga is our fan." 622 00:39:32,626 --> 00:39:35,501 "Tell her to come and meet us sometime." 623 00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:42,209 "Our only rule is to keep the girls happy." 624 00:39:42,334 --> 00:39:43,834 "Make some noise for the Desi Boyz." 625 00:39:44,001 --> 00:39:45,501 "One two three go." 626 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:47,501 "Dancing on English beats." 627 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,876 "Swaying to the heartbeats." 628 00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:50,667 "Jamming to the rhythm." 629 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:52,376 "The Desi Boyz." 630 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:53,626 "Looking all handsome and decent." 631 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,709 "With their broad chest and biceps." 632 00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:57,417 "Jamming to the rhythm." 633 00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,251 "The Desi Boyz." 634 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:29,501 "We are quite good at doing mischief." 635 00:40:29,626 --> 00:40:32,876 "it is our duty, whenever we see a girl." 636 00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:36,501 "We always drop at home, never return late at night." 637 00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:39,459 "Come dance with me." 638 00:40:39,584 --> 00:40:43,251 "We are the weakness of girls, they squander all their wealth on us." 639 00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:46,501 "The entire world quarrels over us." 640 00:40:46,626 --> 00:40:49,542 "What did you see in us? Come, let's ask her too." 641 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:52,834 "Come dance with me." 642 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,501 "Everyone says we are naughty." 643 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:59,792 "But we are decent at heart." 644 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,709 "Make some noise for the Desi Boyz." 645 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,417 "One two three go." 646 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,876 "Dancing on English beats." 647 00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:06,667 "Swaying to the heartbeats." 648 00:41:06,792 --> 00:41:08,584 "Jamming to the rhythm." 649 00:41:08,584 --> 00:41:09,917 "The Desi Boyz." 650 00:41:10,292 --> 00:41:11,667 "Looking all handsome and decent." 651 00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:13,667 "With their broad chest and biceps." 652 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,292 "Jamming to the rhythm." 653 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:16,876 "The Desi Boyz." 654 00:41:17,001 --> 00:41:20,542 "We have seen in all the nooks and corners of the entire world." 655 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,459 "The Desi Boyz are the best." 656 00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:25,459 "Raise your voices." 657 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:27,251 "Make some noises." 658 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:28,751 "We are here just for you." 659 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,667 "The Desi Boyz." 660 00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:06,417 800. 900. 661 00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:08,459 1000 662 00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:11,667 These are the fees, and this the rent. 663 00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:14,667 Desi Boyz is the only company that is recession-proof. 664 00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:15,959 Look, Jerry. 665 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,459 Don't get so happy. 666 00:42:17,584 --> 00:42:18,709 And listen carefully. 667 00:42:18,834 --> 00:42:19,959 We have to follow three rules. 668 00:42:20,334 --> 00:42:22,709 Your rules, your principles. 669 00:42:22,959 --> 00:42:25,292 Listen, nothing else. 670 00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:27,917 Fine, next. 671 00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:29,292 Rule no 2. 672 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:33,292 No one should know our real names. 673 00:42:33,459 --> 00:42:35,584 I was thinking of changing my name to Rocco permanently. 674 00:42:35,584 --> 00:42:36,917 Third rule. - Yes, third one. 675 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,334 Radhika. 676 00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:41,376 Radhika should never find out about is. 677 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:42,876 It's better that she finds out. 678 00:42:43,001 --> 00:42:43,751 She will leave you. 679 00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:44,834 This matter will end here. 680 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:03,709 My husband. 681 00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:12,417 Thank you, for last night. 682 00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:34,667 Thank you, for last night. 683 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:46,959 Thank you, for last night. 684 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:54,459 But still, Jerry. 685 00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:58,792 Everyone's fathers will be talking ab out their jobs. 686 00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:01,334 What's this idea about giving an interview on Father's Day? 687 00:44:01,834 --> 00:44:02,834 If we were been in India.. 688 00:44:02,959 --> 00:44:05,292 ..It would've ended with a game of musical chair and snacks. 689 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:07,334 But what is the problem, Jerry? 690 00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:10,709 You have paid my fees and now you also have a job. 691 00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:12,417 That's the problem, Shorty. 692 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:14,959 What happened? 693 00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:16,542 Say something. 694 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:19,001 I have a bet with Daniel. 695 00:44:19,376 --> 00:44:20,709 He keeps teasing me all the time. 696 00:44:20,834 --> 00:44:23,917 Today he will know that I have a dad as well. 697 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:27,751 Thank you, Dr. Gibson. 698 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:30,334 So, who is next? 699 00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:32,334 Mr. Patel. 700 00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:35,709 Would you like to tell the class about what you do? 701 00:44:37,001 --> 00:44:39,334 Since it's Father's Day I would like to talk.. 702 00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:40,584 ..In the language me and my son understand. 703 00:44:40,709 --> 00:44:42,917 If that is okay with you. - Sure, Mr. Patel. 704 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:52,459 What do I tell you about my job, Veer? 705 00:44:54,334 --> 00:44:57,709 I don't hold a dignified job like the other parents. 706 00:44:59,209 --> 00:45:00,709 I am an ordinary man.. 707 00:45:01,251 --> 00:45:03,334 ..Who has done really ordinary jobs. 708 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:08,709 But my recognition isn't from what I do but from you. 709 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:13,709 I will happily take up any good or bad job.. 710 00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:17,417 ..So that you don't lack anything. 711 00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:19,459 You won't be ordinary like me. 712 00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:21,292 You can dream all you want. 713 00:45:21,709 --> 00:45:24,709 And I promise you, all your dreams will be fulfilled. 714 00:45:25,584 --> 00:45:26,626 Love you, my son. 715 00:45:27,167 --> 00:45:28,126 Love you Jerry. 716 00:45:32,709 --> 00:45:33,626 Don't cry. 717 00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:35,209 All the girls are watching. 718 00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:37,001 They will tease you all your life. 719 00:45:39,751 --> 00:45:42,751 Here, your PSP. - Wow! 720 00:45:48,459 --> 00:45:51,001 Mr. Patel, I don't think anyone needs a language.. 721 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:52,292 ..To recognize love. 722 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,792 Thank you for coming. - Pleasure. 723 00:45:55,959 --> 00:45:58,584 Rocco and Hunter have the longest clientele.. 724 00:45:58,709 --> 00:46:00,584 ..In the shortest time. 725 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:03,626 Here's to the Desi Boyz family. 726 00:46:03,751 --> 00:46:04,667 Bottoms up. 727 00:46:11,959 --> 00:46:13,751 Delivery in 30 minutes or free. 728 00:46:15,084 --> 00:46:16,834 That's 20 quits for the pizza, right? 729 00:46:24,792 --> 00:46:27,584 This is for thinking I am a pizza delivery boy. 730 00:46:28,001 --> 00:46:30,792 And this is for stealing my daughter from me. 731 00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:34,584 Aren't you surprised to see us? - He is shocked. 732 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,209 Come on, introduce us to your guests. 733 00:46:36,334 --> 00:46:38,001 And keep the change. 734 00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:42,292 I didn't know there is a party here. 735 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:44,126 And who are these people? 736 00:46:44,292 --> 00:46:45,417 I have never met them before. 737 00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:47,001 Nothing, they are just colleagues, Rads. 738 00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:47,792 I thought we will meet at home. 739 00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:50,042 They will get to know each other. - Well done. 740 00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:54,251 'Show her the new office along with the new colleagues.' 741 00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:57,751 'I will handle Radhika and you handle her dad.' 742 00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,042 Daddy. Daddy. 743 00:47:05,542 --> 00:47:07,709 Relax, you are like so pretend. 744 00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:08,792 I am a little ticklish. So stop it please. 745 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:09,876 Please. 746 00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:12,709 And leave you stressed out like this? No way. - Okay. 747 00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:13,917 Uncle, uncle. 748 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:15,709 I am Jerry, Nick's friend. 749 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:18,501 Nick's best friend. - Suresh Awasthi, nice to meet you. 750 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,751 Radhika often talks about you. 751 00:47:21,459 --> 00:47:23,751 Wake me up, before you go. Go. 752 00:47:23,876 --> 00:47:25,334 No, no. Not now. 753 00:47:25,459 --> 00:47:27,334 Continue. You are priceless. Come on. 754 00:47:27,459 --> 00:47:30,334 Actually it's 200 pounds an hour. - What? 755 00:47:30,501 --> 00:47:32,876 What does Radhika say about me? 756 00:47:33,292 --> 00:47:36,709 Radhika says that you are a useless, insolent.. 757 00:47:36,834 --> 00:47:40,042 ..Ill-mannered man. 758 00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:42,709 By the way, I like people like you. - Thank you, uncle. 759 00:47:42,834 --> 00:47:44,084 Can I say something? 760 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:48,084 Your daughter Radhika isn't like you at all. 761 00:47:48,376 --> 00:47:50,709 Son, God blessed Radhika with my looks.. 762 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:52,917 ..But unfortunately with the brains of her mother. 763 00:47:53,167 --> 00:47:54,167 Cherry, hop on. 764 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,917 Let's go for the ride of our life. 765 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,334 Come on. 766 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,167 Okay, Cherry. 767 00:48:00,334 --> 00:48:01,584 You don't look so heavy. 768 00:48:01,709 --> 00:48:03,334 Because it's not Cherry, it's Jerry. - Jerry. 769 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:06,001 Here's your drink. - Thank you. 770 00:48:06,542 --> 00:48:07,709 You know what? 771 00:48:08,542 --> 00:48:10,834 Nick has the finest body at work. 772 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:11,959 Excuse me. 773 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:14,042 Finest body of work, Rads. 774 00:48:14,209 --> 00:48:15,626 My client's list is very impressive. 775 00:48:15,751 --> 00:48:17,334 Oh, they just love him. 776 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:19,417 Don't be so modest, Nick. 777 00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:20,917 I see, and what do you do? 778 00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:22,917 I forgot to introduce you. 779 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:25,334 Radhika is my girlfriend. - Fiancé. 780 00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:27,376 Fiancé? 781 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:31,709 You are going to break a lot of hearts, Nick. 782 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:37,834 She was flirting with you right before me. 783 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:40,751 Girls are crazy about me. 784 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:42,209 Jealous? 785 00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:45,167 I don't have a problem with that. 786 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:48,792 Suresh Awasthi. 787 00:48:48,917 --> 00:48:51,126 And you are.. - It's not easy. 788 00:48:51,251 --> 00:48:53,959 It will take time. - I have all the time. 789 00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:56,917 I don't like empty glasses. - Sir. 790 00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:00,751 You must be Nick's boss. 791 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,917 I can recognize a person's talent really well. 792 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,334 Beautiful head. 793 00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:10,917 Baby oil. 794 00:49:11,584 --> 00:49:14,376 My company needs people like you. 795 00:49:14,751 --> 00:49:15,709 Thank you very much. 796 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:18,292 By the way, I'm a retired gynecologist. 797 00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:20,959 You look really fit even after retirement. 798 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,876 Do pay me a visit when you have the time. 799 00:49:27,584 --> 00:49:29,167 Here's my card. 800 00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:33,959 Sir, I will keep this card. 801 00:49:34,126 --> 00:49:35,126 Sir, your drink. 802 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,376 He's a good boss. - Yes, sir. 803 00:49:38,501 --> 00:49:39,917 Baby oil. - Yes, sir. 804 00:49:40,042 --> 00:49:41,959 I like him. - I like him too. 805 00:49:42,084 --> 00:49:43,542 Ask your dad to stop hitting me. 806 00:49:44,459 --> 00:49:45,417 Sir, you aren't drinking anything. 807 00:49:45,584 --> 00:49:46,709 Sir? 808 00:49:47,209 --> 00:49:48,584 You are going to marry my daughter.. 809 00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:49,792 ..And you are calling me sir? 810 00:49:49,959 --> 00:49:51,876 Celebration time, friends. 811 00:49:51,876 --> 00:49:53,959 Hunter is going to get married. 812 00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:56,001 What a coincidence! 813 00:49:56,209 --> 00:49:58,667 Nick and Radhika are getting married as well. 814 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,584 You will be happy to know that.. 815 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:02,959 ..Your son-in-law has been promoted.. 816 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:04,751 ..To the Platinum Club of our agency. 817 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:08,167 A person can be recognized from the friends he keeps. 818 00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:10,626 I am proud of you. 819 00:50:10,917 --> 00:50:14,167 Can you feel love tonight. 820 00:50:15,792 --> 00:50:19,709 Darling, on the occasion of your wedding to Hunter.. 821 00:50:19,834 --> 00:50:23,126 ..The employees from our agency will dance for free. 822 00:50:25,209 --> 00:50:27,542 Meaning? - He means to say.. 823 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:31,709 Everyone will dance freely, openly. 824 00:50:31,834 --> 00:50:33,626 In joy. Open. Open. 825 00:50:33,751 --> 00:50:35,334 Why is he calling you Hunter? 826 00:50:35,459 --> 00:50:38,959 Because he hunts his clients down, baby. 827 00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:42,959 I am so proud of you. 828 00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:44,584 Good choice. 829 00:50:52,292 --> 00:50:53,876 Salmon Lounge. 10:00 PM. 830 00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:55,042 Okay, we will be there. 831 00:50:55,459 --> 00:50:56,459 We? 832 00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:57,626 Both of us. 833 00:50:57,792 --> 00:50:59,792 Do you know Hunter and Rocco are so much in demand? 834 00:51:00,167 --> 00:51:01,209 I don't care. 835 00:51:01,334 --> 00:51:02,542 I can't handle this double life. 836 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:03,792 I can't lie to Radhika. 837 00:51:04,334 --> 00:51:06,292 And finally I have lined up some decent interviews. 838 00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:07,667 I need a real job soon. 839 00:51:07,792 --> 00:51:10,792 5000 pounds and.. - Tomorrow 10,000. 840 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,167 The day after tomorrow 15. 841 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:13,459 Vodka tonic for you. 842 00:51:13,584 --> 00:51:14,834 J, you are forgetting.. 843 00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:17,209 ..What we are losing to earn this money. 844 00:51:17,334 --> 00:51:18,959 What else do we have other than these biceps? 845 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:20,876 I don't know about you but I have a lot of things. 846 00:51:21,001 --> 00:51:22,876 Paid Veer's fees, saved the house. 847 00:51:23,001 --> 00:51:24,542 Saved money for Radhika's wedding. 848 00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:25,792 Now find a suitable boy and get her married. 849 00:51:26,209 --> 00:51:27,917 Yes, and I will dance at her bachelorette party, right? 850 00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:29,542 Fantastic. Mind-blasting idea. 851 00:51:29,709 --> 00:51:30,917 Listen carefully. 852 00:51:31,584 --> 00:51:32,959 Hunter has retired. 853 00:51:34,876 --> 00:51:36,626 Hey listen. Listen. 854 00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:38,417 What are you doing? 855 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:40,876 Hunter, you took up this job for me.. 856 00:51:41,001 --> 00:51:44,459 ..And I love you for that. - Get up, Jerry. 857 00:51:46,501 --> 00:51:48,834 I want to get Veer out of the boarding school.. 858 00:51:48,959 --> 00:51:50,834 ..And keep him with me. 859 00:51:50,959 --> 00:51:52,709 I know you can get a good job. 860 00:51:52,834 --> 00:51:54,001 And no need to be concerned about me. 861 00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:55,126 I can take up any job. 862 00:51:55,876 --> 00:51:58,209 But, Nick, our life will become normal. 863 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:02,334 This is the start-up cost of a normal, simple life. 864 00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:06,417 I swear, on my mother. 865 00:52:06,417 --> 00:52:08,292 This is the last time. 866 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,834 Always resorting to emotional dialogues. 867 00:52:16,792 --> 00:52:18,251 We are so compatible. 868 00:52:18,376 --> 00:52:19,834 Why don't you leave Radhika and marry me? 869 00:52:20,292 --> 00:52:21,334 Keep a distance from me. 870 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:28,376 This is crazy. - What's so funny, guys? 871 00:52:28,584 --> 00:52:30,251 Rads, you have to check this out. 872 00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:31,876 He has the maximum hits on-line. 873 00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:40,417 "They call us Superman." 874 00:52:40,542 --> 00:52:41,834 "Switch on your handy-cam." 875 00:52:42,209 --> 00:52:43,751 "From AM to PM." 876 00:52:43,751 --> 00:52:45,792 "We are at your service ma'am." 877 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,584 "Don't let the night end." 878 00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:49,501 "Don't let this meeting end." 879 00:52:49,626 --> 00:52:58,917 "Don't let.. each other fall asleep." 880 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,834 "I love you." 881 00:53:19,292 --> 00:53:21,876 "I love you immensely." 882 00:53:22,709 --> 00:53:25,709 "Come into my arms, darling." 883 00:53:26,584 --> 00:53:29,542 "Only for this night." 884 00:53:29,751 --> 00:53:32,876 "Our attitude is rustic." 885 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:36,501 "You will be floored." 886 00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:40,501 "Come into my arms, darling." 887 00:53:40,876 --> 00:53:43,709 "Only for this night." 888 00:53:43,709 --> 00:53:45,751 "Don't let the night end." 889 00:53:45,876 --> 00:53:47,459 "Don't let this meeting end." 890 00:53:47,584 --> 00:53:50,834 "Don't let.. each other fall asleep." 891 00:53:51,209 --> 00:53:52,709 "You are my hero." 892 00:53:56,542 --> 00:53:57,709 "You are my hero." 893 00:53:58,751 --> 00:54:00,334 "Don't let the night end." 894 00:54:00,459 --> 00:54:01,751 "Don't let this meeting end." 895 00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:05,167 "Don't let.. each other fall asleep." 896 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,792 "I am your hero." 897 00:54:07,584 --> 00:54:08,792 "I am your hero." 898 00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:10,626 "Hero." 899 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,751 "I am your hero." 900 00:54:42,251 --> 00:54:45,334 "I find you really hot." 901 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:49,251 "You look one in a million." 902 00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:53,292 "Now I have the chance." 903 00:54:53,792 --> 00:54:56,834 "We won't get this chance again." 904 00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:59,751 "Give me the opportunity." 905 00:55:00,626 --> 00:55:03,667 "Come and have some fun." 906 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:07,751 "Come into my arms, darling." 907 00:55:08,251 --> 00:55:10,834 "Only for this night." 908 00:55:11,209 --> 00:55:12,834 "Don't let the night end." 909 00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:14,626 "Don't let this meeting end." 910 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:18,209 "Don't let...each other fall asleep." 911 00:55:18,334 --> 00:55:20,251 "You are my hero." 912 00:55:23,709 --> 00:55:25,376 "You are my hero." 913 00:55:25,542 --> 00:55:27,584 "Don't let the night end." 914 00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:29,292 "Don't let this meeting end." 915 00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:32,709 "Don't let.. each other fall asleep." 916 00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:34,376 "You are my hero." 917 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,376 "You are my hero." 918 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:41,209 "I am your hero." 919 00:55:41,334 --> 00:55:43,376 "Listen, you rich girls." 920 00:55:43,501 --> 00:55:44,876 "I am a pious man." 921 00:55:45,251 --> 00:55:46,917 "I am everyone's friend." 922 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,542 "I have seen the world." 923 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:50,376 "We are the only good guys left." 924 00:55:50,501 --> 00:55:51,834 "Girls are crazy about us." 925 00:55:52,251 --> 00:55:53,626 "They squander their wealth on us." 926 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:55,709 "Life has brought us to a turn." 927 00:55:55,834 --> 00:55:57,584 "To save myself I have to run." 928 00:55:57,709 --> 00:55:59,501 "I said to my Lord." 929 00:55:59,626 --> 00:56:00,584 "I said to him." 930 00:56:00,751 --> 00:56:01,709 "Don't let the night end." 931 00:56:01,876 --> 00:56:03,876 "Don't let the night end." 932 00:56:04,251 --> 00:56:05,584 "Don't let this meeting end." 933 00:56:05,709 --> 00:56:09,209 "Don't let.. each other fall asleep." 934 00:56:09,334 --> 00:56:10,501 "You are my hero." 935 00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:15,876 "You are my hero." 936 00:56:16,626 --> 00:56:18,209 "Hero." 937 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,709 "I am your hero." 938 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,501 "I am your hero." 939 00:56:25,959 --> 00:56:27,251 "You are my hero." 940 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,542 "You are my hero." 941 00:56:29,626 --> 00:56:31,334 "They call us Superman." 942 00:56:31,459 --> 00:56:32,834 "Switch on your handy-cam." 943 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:34,584 "From AM to PM." 944 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,834 "We are at your service ma'am." 945 00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:38,209 "Hero." 946 00:56:38,417 --> 00:56:39,459 "You are my hero." 947 00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,376 "You are my hero." 948 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,209 "You are my hero." 949 00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,792 "You are my hero." 950 00:57:10,959 --> 00:57:12,292 Rads, I know this looks bad. 951 00:57:12,417 --> 00:57:13,626 But I didn't sleep with any of them. 952 00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:14,584 Please listen to me. 953 00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:15,792 I was unemployed for three months. 954 00:57:15,917 --> 00:57:17,376 I didn't have money. 955 00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:18,501 I was about to lose my home. 956 00:57:18,626 --> 00:57:20,792 I thought I would lose you too if I tell you. 957 00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:24,209 You have already lost me, Nick. 958 00:57:24,667 --> 00:57:25,834 Or should I call you Hunter? 959 00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:27,501 Rads, I didn't want to lie to you. 960 00:57:27,626 --> 00:57:28,501 But how could I tell you the truth? 961 00:57:28,626 --> 00:57:31,376 You didn't consider me worthy of telling me the truth, Nick. 962 00:57:31,834 --> 00:57:34,417 God, who was I with for three years? - Rads, please.. 963 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:36,751 I was going to spend my life with a stranger. 964 00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:39,626 At least you saved me from making that mistake. 965 00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:41,751 Radhika, please don't do that. 966 00:57:51,876 --> 00:57:55,542 Mr. Mehra, I can get a good job. - How? 967 00:57:56,626 --> 00:57:57,751 You are a college dropout. 968 00:57:57,876 --> 00:57:59,751 You can't stay long even on a small job. 969 00:58:02,251 --> 00:58:03,376 You had to become a male escort. 970 00:58:03,501 --> 00:58:04,376 After all, what options do you have? 971 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:07,417 You see I can.. I can try and.. 972 00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:09,542 Jerry please. Please don't do this. 973 00:58:09,709 --> 00:58:11,334 Mr. Patel, you and I want the same thing. 974 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,542 What's right for Veer. 975 00:58:13,876 --> 00:58:16,876 Jerry, there is a nice family who wants to adopt him. 976 00:58:17,001 --> 00:58:19,417 Veer has already lost his family. 977 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:20,792 He won't endure this. 978 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:22,376 Not just him, even I won't be able to endure this. 979 00:58:22,501 --> 00:58:25,709 Look, Jerry, if you want you can still rectify your mistake.. 980 00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:28,751 ..Just clean up your act. 981 00:58:29,459 --> 00:58:30,667 And four months later.. 982 00:58:31,001 --> 00:58:33,751 ..You can fight in the court for legal custody of Veer. 983 00:58:34,542 --> 00:58:35,417 But for now.. 984 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:38,334 ..The department will keep Veer with a foster family. 985 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:03,334 Shall we go home? 986 00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:09,584 Veer, I.. 987 00:59:10,376 --> 00:59:12,417 I'm going to India for a few days. 988 00:59:12,792 --> 00:59:13,876 You're lying. 989 00:59:14,042 --> 00:59:18,292 You'd promised that you would never leave me. 990 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,417 I'm not leaving you. 991 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:21,376 I'm going there only for a few days. 992 00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:24,542 And you know I have found a very big family for you. 993 00:59:24,542 --> 00:59:25,876 You will stay with them. 994 00:59:26,001 --> 00:59:27,459 This is just a small video game. 995 00:59:27,584 --> 00:59:29,292 They have a bigger video game. 996 00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:30,751 Bigger swimming pool. 997 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:32,917 You can bring your friends there and play with them. 998 00:59:33,334 --> 00:59:34,959 You will have lots of fun. 999 00:59:34,959 --> 00:59:36,542 No, I don't want anything. 1000 00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:38,376 I don't want the PSP. 1001 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:40,459 I won't ask for a cookies either. 1002 00:59:40,584 --> 00:59:42,334 I will be a good boy. 1003 00:59:42,334 --> 00:59:43,667 But you already are a good boy. 1004 00:59:43,834 --> 00:59:45,542 Who said you are not a good boy? 1005 00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:46,417 You are a very good boy. 1006 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:49,001 Then why does everyone leave me? 1007 00:59:49,376 --> 00:59:52,417 And you are leaving me just like mom and dad. 1008 00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:55,292 No, son. it's not like that. - No. don't go, Jerry. 1009 00:59:55,376 --> 00:59:56,959 We need to go now, Mr. Patel. 1010 00:59:57,334 --> 00:59:59,376 No, I'm not coming with you. 1011 00:59:59,501 --> 01:00:00,584 Okay. 1012 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:04,792 When I come back, we'll live together. 1013 01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:06,292 Understand. 1014 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:08,376 And this. 1015 01:00:08,834 --> 01:00:10,667 Keep this phone with you. 1016 01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:13,292 And this PSP. 1017 01:00:14,251 --> 01:00:15,917 I'll call you everyday from India. 1018 01:00:16,292 --> 01:00:17,251 No, you are lying. 1019 01:00:17,417 --> 01:00:19,834 I swear on Iron Man, okay. 1020 01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,959 I'm sorry, sir. But we need to go now. 1021 01:00:24,501 --> 01:00:25,667 Look after yourself. - Jerry. 1022 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,501 I'll call you everyday. - Jerry. 1023 01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:29,001 I'll call you everyday. - Jerry, please. 1024 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,834 Please, stop him. 1025 01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:36,542 But wish I could. 1026 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:50,251 Nick, what is this? 1027 01:00:51,542 --> 01:00:53,542 What I should have done long ago. 1028 01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:56,334 Then I might not have lost Radhika. 1029 01:00:56,626 --> 01:01:00,376 Will she come back if I leave? - I don't know. 1030 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:04,292 But if you stay here then I will lose her forever. 1031 01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:06,001 Nick, do you know what you are saying? 1032 01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:07,792 Darn it, I was an investment banker. 1033 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,501 I had a promising future. 1034 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:11,376 I was not a shortcut expert like you. 1035 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:14,001 The truth is today I lost everything.. 1036 01:01:14,209 --> 01:01:15,792 ..In my efforts to make you win. 1037 01:01:16,251 --> 01:01:18,834 You turned me into you. 1038 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:23,376 Nick, you and I knew what we were doing was wrong. 1039 01:01:23,542 --> 01:01:25,459 But for Veer.. - Where is Veer? 1040 01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:27,251 Did you get Veer? 1041 01:01:27,626 --> 01:01:28,834 You didn't bring him along? 1042 01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,167 Veer. Veer. 1043 01:01:31,667 --> 01:01:32,834 Where is he? 1044 01:01:33,542 --> 01:01:34,667 Face it, Jerry. 1045 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:36,626 If you were really concerned about Jerry.. 1046 01:01:36,876 --> 01:01:38,667 ..Then you would have understood long ago. 1047 01:01:39,376 --> 01:01:40,334 That a person who isn't capable.. 1048 01:01:40,459 --> 01:01:42,292 ..Of shouldering his own responsibility.. 1049 01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:44,251 ..Can never handle the responsibility of a child. 1050 01:01:44,376 --> 01:01:45,459 Stop it, Nick. 1051 01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:48,376 Thank God, Jerry. They took Veer away from you. 1052 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:50,834 Maybe now he will have a better life.. 1053 01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:53,001 ..Which you could never have given him. 1054 01:01:57,334 --> 01:01:59,376 You have proved that Veer isn't your son. 1055 01:02:00,209 --> 01:02:01,334 Stop it. 1056 01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,584 Get out. 1057 01:02:39,751 --> 01:02:40,876 My abs. 1058 01:02:40,959 --> 01:02:42,292 Radhika. 1059 01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,251 Radhika, I can't run early in the morning. 1060 01:02:45,501 --> 01:02:47,167 Rads, listen to me. 1061 01:02:47,376 --> 01:02:48,584 Rads, just stop. 1062 01:02:48,709 --> 01:02:50,709 Rads. Rads. 1063 01:02:52,376 --> 01:02:54,876 Radhika, I love you. 1064 01:03:02,376 --> 01:03:03,417 Tired. 1065 01:03:04,001 --> 01:03:07,584 In our times girls used to be so stubborn. 1066 01:03:07,709 --> 01:03:09,542 But we knew how to appease them. 1067 01:03:09,876 --> 01:03:13,167 What do think? Romeo used to beg like you do? 1068 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:15,001 There weren't male escorts either. 1069 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,167 And there's no use. Radhika doesn't love.. 1070 01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:18,876 She still loves you. 1071 01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:20,542 I understand her really well. 1072 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:23,167 I raised her and pampered her. 1073 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,209 So there's hope? - Of course there is hope. 1074 01:03:25,334 --> 01:03:27,792 Good luck for winning my daughter's heart. 1075 01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:31,334 Thank you, sir. - And this is for breaking her heart. 1076 01:03:32,334 --> 01:03:33,167 Sorry. 1077 01:03:33,334 --> 01:03:35,417 It's a father's right to slap you once. 1078 01:03:35,584 --> 01:03:37,209 Otherwise her mother will feel bad. 1079 01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:39,667 Miss you, Gayatri. 1080 01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,959 Sorry, aunt. - Say "Sorry uncle". 1081 01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:43,542 Sorry, uncle. - Yes. 1082 01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:45,584 You won't get your love back.. 1083 01:03:45,709 --> 01:03:47,334 ..By spending one night outside the house. 1084 01:03:47,626 --> 01:03:50,542 Only the one who is ready to wait all his life outside the house.. 1085 01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,459 ..Gets his love. 1086 01:03:55,501 --> 01:03:57,292 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 1087 01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,417 If you are thinking what I am thinking.. 1088 01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:01,709 ..Then you are really intelligent. 1089 01:04:01,876 --> 01:04:03,501 I really like you. - Uncle. 1090 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:04,876 No, no, not in that manner. 1091 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,459 My daughter likes you. 1092 01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:09,292 Don't get ambitious. 1093 01:04:18,417 --> 01:04:21,167 "Let it be, let it be, let it go now." 1094 01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:24,084 "I cried enough, now let me smile." 1095 01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:29,209 "I know that I deserve another chance." 1096 01:04:29,334 --> 01:04:32,334 "Let me rectify my mistake." 1097 01:04:32,459 --> 01:04:35,251 "Let me bring a twist to the story." 1098 01:04:35,417 --> 01:04:40,459 "I know that I deserve another chance." 1099 01:04:40,876 --> 01:04:43,792 "For the sake of my helplessness." 1100 01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:46,001 "For my sake." 1101 01:04:46,376 --> 01:04:48,792 "Just forsake your anger. 1102 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:51,292 "How long will you stay aloof from your kin." 1103 01:04:51,417 --> 01:04:54,167 Twelve years ago I made a big mistake. 1104 01:04:54,709 --> 01:04:56,042 I left college. 1105 01:04:57,709 --> 01:04:59,584 So I thought of rectifying my first mistake. 1106 01:05:00,209 --> 01:05:02,459 And maybe everything else will get better itself. 1107 01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:12,834 Jignesh, Jerry, Rocco. 1108 01:05:13,584 --> 01:05:16,626 Three names, no job. 1109 01:05:17,334 --> 01:05:19,292 Qualification, too low. 1110 01:05:19,709 --> 01:05:22,501 Age, too old. 1111 01:05:23,626 --> 01:05:24,667 Hello. 1112 01:05:25,126 --> 01:05:26,292 Hi, I am Rohan. 1113 01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:27,834 Your son Jerry's roommate. 1114 01:05:28,084 --> 01:05:29,626 Hey, bro. 1115 01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:31,501 You didn't tell me your dad's here. 1116 01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:33,876 Oh no, this is Jerry's dad and not mine. 1117 01:05:34,001 --> 01:05:36,209 Jerry's dad. - My new roommate. 1118 01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:38,626 By the way, uncle, where is Jerry? 1119 01:05:38,751 --> 01:05:41,376 Children, I am Jerry. 1120 01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:44,584 No. No. No ways. - Such a big Jerry. 1121 01:05:44,751 --> 01:05:46,084 Give your uncle a big hug. 1122 01:05:46,251 --> 01:05:49,792 Now come on, let's take a bath together. 1123 01:05:49,959 --> 01:05:51,584 No, no. - Come on, let's go. 1124 01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,042 Let me put some shampoo on you. 1125 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:13,626 "A beautiful girl lives right in front of me." 1126 01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:16,626 Dad. - Why are you screaming, dear? 1127 01:06:16,751 --> 01:06:18,876 I am right here. I came to have beer with him. 1128 01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,501 Dad, call the police. 1129 01:06:20,751 --> 01:06:23,126 He is illegally trespassing on our property. 1130 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:25,501 This is our parking space, dad. - Oh, God. 1131 01:06:25,626 --> 01:06:26,917 Will you tell her or should I? - I will tell her. 1132 01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,167 Dear, this morning I sold the parking space to him. 1133 01:06:30,292 --> 01:06:32,376 Rads, dad needed the money. 1134 01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,292 That's why I bought Fubu too. 1135 01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,584 Fubu. - Baby. 1136 01:06:36,709 --> 01:06:38,042 He is not like you. 1137 01:06:38,376 --> 01:06:39,834 Once he gives a commitment.. 1138 01:06:40,084 --> 01:06:41,334 ..He never breaks it. 1139 01:06:41,459 --> 01:06:43,334 Dear, he has turned his bathroom into his drawing room.. 1140 01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,001 ..And his drawing room into his bedroom. 1141 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:46,542 Disgusting fellow. 1142 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:48,209 And you are helping him? 1143 01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:49,792 Unbelievable, dad. 1144 01:06:50,917 --> 01:06:54,376 Rads. - Son, people often make such mistakes during recession. 1145 01:06:54,709 --> 01:06:56,834 The only difference is that I sold him the parking lot.. 1146 01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:58,501 ..And he took off his clothes. 1147 01:06:58,917 --> 01:07:00,209 Silly boy. 1148 01:07:00,626 --> 01:07:04,042 Nick. I think I will have to sleep here with you tonight. 1149 01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:06,751 Uncle. - Don't get ambitious. 1150 01:07:06,876 --> 01:07:08,126 Come on, get in. 1151 01:07:08,251 --> 01:07:10,917 "Until I don't want." 1152 01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:13,792 "I will spend the night at your doorstep." 1153 01:07:13,917 --> 01:07:17,959 "I know that I deserve another chance." 1154 01:07:18,084 --> 01:07:19,542 Hello. - Jerry. 1155 01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:21,001 Jerry is dead, mother. 1156 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:23,126 Jignesh. Your son, Jignesh. 1157 01:07:23,251 --> 01:07:25,209 You woke up early today. Going to work. 1158 01:07:25,626 --> 01:07:26,959 I lied to you, mother. 1159 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:28,709 I left my job. - What? 1160 01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,709 And the car? I never had a car. 1161 01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:32,751 I don't understand anything. Where are you, son? 1162 01:07:32,876 --> 01:07:35,042 I am at the college, mother. - College. 1163 01:07:35,167 --> 01:07:36,792 I am at the college, mother. 1164 01:07:36,917 --> 01:07:39,876 You have become a teacher. 1165 01:07:40,334 --> 01:07:42,667 Jiggu, what are you teaching? 1166 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,667 I am not teaching, I am learning. 1167 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:46,376 What are you learning at this age? 1168 01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:48,084 I am learning to speak the truth. 1169 01:07:48,209 --> 01:07:49,334 Jiggu. 1170 01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:53,709 Are you fine? - I love you, mother. 1171 01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:10,084 Sorry. I am Jerry. 1172 01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:12,126 Hi, guys. I am Tanya Sharma. 1173 01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:14,584 Your economics professor for this semester. 1174 01:08:14,709 --> 01:08:17,292 Hotness. 1175 01:08:19,042 --> 01:08:20,334 Wake up, guys. 1176 01:08:20,459 --> 01:08:22,001 I know you had a long holiday. 1177 01:08:22,126 --> 01:08:24,251 But a warmer welcome would be nice. 1178 01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:29,417 If anyone had done this in your times.. 1179 01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:31,209 ..He would have been thrown out of the class. 1180 01:08:31,376 --> 01:08:32,917 Please get out of my class. 1181 01:08:33,501 --> 01:08:36,042 Even in your times he has to stay out of the class. 1182 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:42,792 Not you. You. 1183 01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,542 Out of my class. 1184 01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:46,834 But I haven't done anything. 1185 01:08:47,209 --> 01:08:48,876 I know what you have done. 1186 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:50,376 Out of the class. 1187 01:08:56,501 --> 01:08:59,501 So class we begin with chapter one of Micro economics. 1188 01:08:59,792 --> 01:09:01,792 Now I am back to complete my last semester. 1189 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:03,459 Excuse me. 1190 01:09:03,876 --> 01:09:05,501 Oh sorry. - Sorry. 1191 01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:07,209 Excuse me, professor. 1192 01:09:07,626 --> 01:09:09,834 Can I know why you threw me out of the class? 1193 01:09:10,501 --> 01:09:12,417 Because you didn't call back. 1194 01:09:12,959 --> 01:09:16,417 When did you ask me to call back? - Twelve years ago. 1195 01:09:16,876 --> 01:09:18,667 What do you mean by 12 years? 1196 01:09:20,376 --> 01:09:23,001 When you used to make put in a proxy for you.. 1197 01:09:23,209 --> 01:09:25,626 ..Copy my notes and during the exams.. 1198 01:09:25,751 --> 01:09:28,292 ..Sit behind me and copy my paper in the senior years. 1199 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,209 Tanya Sharma. 1200 01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:35,084 Even after that I failed. Here, here Tanya. 1201 01:09:35,251 --> 01:09:37,334 Because you couldn't even copy properly. 1202 01:09:37,501 --> 01:09:40,001 And you didn't even recognize me. 1203 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:41,292 How could I recognize you? 1204 01:09:41,417 --> 01:09:42,959 You used to wear braces then. 1205 01:09:42,959 --> 01:09:44,501 You've lost 50 kilos. 1206 01:09:44,626 --> 01:09:50,209 The Tanya I knew used to be the model for XXL clothes. 1207 01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:51,751 Now you are so unfit. 1208 01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:53,209 Stop. 1209 01:09:53,959 --> 01:09:56,417 You haven't changed at all. - Thank you. 1210 01:09:56,709 --> 01:09:57,751 I am a bit confused. 1211 01:09:58,251 --> 01:10:00,751 Either you have opened up a super-successful website.. 1212 01:10:00,876 --> 01:10:02,709 ..And become a multi-millionaire. 1213 01:10:02,834 --> 01:10:05,251 And then returned to college after getting bored. 1214 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:08,376 Or.. - No, no, I didn't become a multi-millionaire. 1215 01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:10,834 Yes. Do you know what's common.. 1216 01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:13,834 ...between Dhirubhai Ambani, Bill Gates and Jerry Patel ? 1217 01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:16,417 All three of them are college dropouts. 1218 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,417 The only difference is they have become special.. 1219 01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:20,792 ..And I am specially challenged. 1220 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,959 Basically life has taken them to new heights.. 1221 01:10:23,959 --> 01:10:27,126 ..And sent me back here for graduation. 1222 01:10:27,251 --> 01:10:29,626 So the first step to complete your graduation.. 1223 01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:32,834 ..Your class has started five minutes ago. 1224 01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:36,209 What? - Time. 1225 01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:37,751 Thanks for getting me late. 1226 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:40,584 Run, Jerry, run. 1227 01:10:40,584 --> 01:10:42,334 Yeah, fatso. 1228 01:10:42,501 --> 01:10:43,667 Whatever. 1229 01:11:03,251 --> 01:11:04,584 "Now you don't.." 1230 01:11:04,709 --> 01:11:05,709 "..have to.." 1231 01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:06,751 "..keep my heart.." 1232 01:11:06,751 --> 01:11:08,376 "..deprived of its happiness." 1233 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:10,751 "it was my mistake. 1234 01:11:10,751 --> 01:11:12,334 "That I ever followed you around.." 1235 01:11:12,459 --> 01:11:13,876 "..unnecessarily." 1236 01:11:23,626 --> 01:11:24,709 "Now you don't.." 1237 01:11:24,834 --> 01:11:25,751 "..have to.." 1238 01:11:25,876 --> 01:11:27,251 "..keep my heart.." 1239 01:11:27,376 --> 01:11:28,626 "..deprived of its happiness." 1240 01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:30,834 "it was my mistake. 1241 01:11:31,209 --> 01:11:32,584 "That I ever followed you around.." 1242 01:11:32,709 --> 01:11:33,751 "..unnecessarily." 1243 01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:36,542 "I don't trust you." 1244 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,792 "Your love seems fake to me." 1245 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:41,292 "I will never make you my sweetheart." 1246 01:11:41,417 --> 01:11:43,584 "All the dreams were unreal." 1247 01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:44,709 "The heart knows." 1248 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,251 "Lord knows." 1249 01:11:46,376 --> 01:11:48,709 "I made a big mistake losing my heart to you." 1250 01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:51,376 "it was my mistake. 1251 01:11:51,501 --> 01:11:52,626 "That I ever followed you around.." 1252 01:11:52,751 --> 01:11:54,626 "..unnecessarily." 1253 01:11:58,542 --> 01:12:00,417 That reminded me of Manali. 1254 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:05,209 Radhika's mother and I spent our honeymoon there. 1255 01:12:05,667 --> 01:12:06,834 Mind blowing. 1256 01:12:08,626 --> 01:12:11,417 No, no. Not him, not him. Oh no. 1257 01:12:11,626 --> 01:12:13,292 The thing is good. 1258 01:12:13,626 --> 01:12:15,876 But we should not do it regularly. 1259 01:12:15,876 --> 01:12:18,834 Nicky boy keep of the grass. 1260 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:30,667 "Whenever I look for you.." 1261 01:12:30,792 --> 01:12:33,459 "..l find myself." 1262 01:12:33,584 --> 01:12:36,876 "I am wherever you are." 1263 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:43,292 "I swear on everyone and promise you." 1264 01:12:43,417 --> 01:12:47,417 "I will never do such a thing again." 1265 01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,667 "I don't love you any more." 1266 01:12:50,792 --> 01:12:53,334 "I don't need you any more." 1267 01:12:53,459 --> 01:12:55,626 "I am so beautiful." 1268 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:58,209 "Many will lose their hearts." 1269 01:12:58,376 --> 01:13:00,667 "I am one in a million." 1270 01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:03,251 "No one can surpass me." 1271 01:13:03,376 --> 01:13:05,626 "it was my mistake." 1272 01:13:05,751 --> 01:13:06,834 "That I ever followed you around.." 1273 01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:08,709 "..unnecessarily." 1274 01:13:08,834 --> 01:13:10,876 "..unnecessarily." 1275 01:13:12,626 --> 01:13:16,334 Dad. - Dear, he offered me 20 pounds for the breakfast. Tip included. 1276 01:13:16,459 --> 01:13:17,876 If you two weren't facing a problem.. 1277 01:13:18,251 --> 01:13:19,834 ..I would have had offered him the room above. 1278 01:13:20,209 --> 01:13:21,417 As a tenant. 1279 01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:24,667 One mistake should always be forgiven in every relation. 1280 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:25,876 Can I have my 20 pounds back? 1281 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:40,751 "I can feel the sorrows in your eyes." 1282 01:13:40,876 --> 01:13:44,334 "I want to spend the entire lifetime." 1283 01:13:45,876 --> 01:13:50,834 "In each others arms." 1284 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:54,542 "No need for the world to know." 1285 01:13:55,626 --> 01:13:58,417 "And no need to say anything." 1286 01:13:58,417 --> 01:14:01,167 "Let our destiny's meet." 1287 01:14:01,334 --> 01:14:03,542 "The nights last as long as years." 1288 01:14:03,709 --> 01:14:05,667 Try to imagine such moments of love." 1289 01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:08,501 "Such a tomorrow, such moments." 1290 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,876 "It will come in our love filled life. 1291 01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:13,584 "It was my mistake." 1292 01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:14,709 "That I ever followed you around.." 1293 01:14:14,834 --> 01:14:16,459 "..unnecessarily." 1294 01:14:16,584 --> 01:14:18,584 "I don't trust you." 1295 01:14:18,709 --> 01:14:21,417 "Your love seems fake to me." 1296 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,667 "I will never make you my sweetheart." 1297 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:25,792 "All the dreams were unreal." 1298 01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:27,292 "The heart knows." 1299 01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:28,459 "Lord knows." 1300 01:14:28,459 --> 01:14:31,167 "I made a big mistake losing my heart to you." 1301 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:33,542 "it was my mistake. 1302 01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:34,792 "That I ever followed you around.." 1303 01:14:34,959 --> 01:14:36,876 "..unnecessarily." 1304 01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,251 You said that the one who is ready to wait all his life.. 1305 01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:03,584 ..His love comes back. 1306 01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:09,501 You really meant it, right? - Got it, got it. 1307 01:15:12,751 --> 01:15:15,792 I know none of you nincompoops can do this. 1308 01:15:15,959 --> 01:15:19,584 But let's try and see who can get this answer first. 1309 01:15:19,709 --> 01:15:21,292 Hello. 1310 01:15:21,584 --> 01:15:22,709 I'm fine. 1311 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:24,626 I'll call you later, bye. 1312 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:28,376 Rohan Mehta, can you please stand up? 1313 01:15:28,501 --> 01:15:31,917 Sorry, sir. That was my mom from India. 1314 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:36,292 India. I received an e-mail yesterday.. 1315 01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:38,751 ..That taught about your country. 1316 01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:41,501 Do you know what the population of India is? 1317 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,751 A lot, sir. A lot. 1318 01:15:45,876 --> 01:15:49,251 1.2 billion and counting. 1319 01:15:50,376 --> 01:15:53,834 And of this billion people, millions are illiterate. 1320 01:15:53,959 --> 01:15:57,334 In fact India has the highest rate of illiteracy in the world. 1321 01:15:57,334 --> 01:16:00,626 Rohan, you should be thankful that we allow fools like you.. 1322 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:03,417 ..To come to our country and get an education. 1323 01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:07,292 Yes. 1324 01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:08,751 If you don't mind me asking you, Professor. 1325 01:16:08,876 --> 01:16:11,376 What e-mail account do you use? - Hotmail. 1326 01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:14,709 Ah, Sameer Bhatia, one of those million illiterate Indians.. 1327 01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:16,501 ..Created that mail. 1328 01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:19,542 Can we get back to the problem on the board? 1329 01:16:20,001 --> 01:16:23,376 Sir, can we solve that problem without the number zero? 1330 01:16:23,459 --> 01:16:27,251 No we can't and stop asking these foolish questions. 1331 01:16:27,376 --> 01:16:28,417 Aryabhatt, sir. 1332 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,709 Another illiterate Indian who invented the number zero. 1333 01:16:30,834 --> 01:16:33,167 If you guys are such bloody geniuses.. 1334 01:16:33,167 --> 01:16:35,417 ..Why don't you study in your own country? 1335 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:38,417 Sir, it's not easy for nincompoops like us. 1336 01:16:38,542 --> 01:16:41,417 Only brilliant minds get accepted in India. 1337 01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:43,584 Who knows? If you apply, you might get rejected. 1338 01:16:43,709 --> 01:16:44,834 How dare you? 1339 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:47,376 Get out. Both of you. Get out. 1340 01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:49,417 Jerry, why are you locking horns with them? 1341 01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:51,501 That professor will give us a zero in our exams. 1342 01:16:51,501 --> 01:16:53,667 "Here you go, a gift from Aryabhatt." 1343 01:16:54,292 --> 01:16:55,376 Jerry. 1344 01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:57,542 How is your general knowledge so good? Tell me. 1345 01:16:57,667 --> 01:16:59,959 Google. The foreigners have made it. 1346 01:17:00,459 --> 01:17:01,834 Forget all this. There is a party at the frat house. 1347 01:17:01,959 --> 01:17:03,292 Are you coming? 1348 01:17:03,542 --> 01:17:05,834 Hot chicks. 1349 01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:08,417 I have something urgent. See you later. 1350 01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:09,376 Jerry. 1351 01:17:12,251 --> 01:17:14,376 That's three chicken burgers and two large fries. 1352 01:17:16,459 --> 01:17:18,417 Can I have kid's combo, please? 1353 01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:19,751 That will be four pounds. 1354 01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:22,417 One kid's combo. 1355 01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:24,542 D D 1356 01:17:24,834 --> 01:17:26,501 I still have about.. 1357 01:17:26,626 --> 01:17:27,751 Give me whatever you have. 1358 01:17:27,917 --> 01:17:29,626 Okay. That's cool. Here. 1359 01:17:35,501 --> 01:17:38,501 Clap for our employee of the month. 1360 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:43,876 Since Jerry has arrived he has increased our sales by 40%. 1361 01:17:44,001 --> 01:17:47,376 Because he has lowered our prices by 50%. 1362 01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:50,417 Sir, that boy was hungry and you can deduct it from my salary. 1363 01:17:50,542 --> 01:17:52,501 Take off your uniform and get going. 1364 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,251 Excuse me. 1365 01:17:54,251 --> 01:17:56,292 One burger and fries. Take-away please. 1366 01:17:59,292 --> 01:18:01,667 No need for that. A treat from the employee of the month. 1367 01:18:01,792 --> 01:18:04,334 Thank you. - Hey, what are you doing? 1368 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,459 Veer, there is someone here to see you. 1369 01:18:17,584 --> 01:18:18,834 Me? 1370 01:18:24,959 --> 01:18:26,667 I thought you'd forgotten me. 1371 01:18:26,834 --> 01:18:27,959 That's impossible. 1372 01:18:28,459 --> 01:18:29,542 Are you happy? 1373 01:18:29,834 --> 01:18:31,417 Mom and dad left me. 1374 01:18:31,417 --> 01:18:32,959 Jerry went to India. 1375 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:34,584 And I am rotting in a foster home. 1376 01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:36,417 I'm very happy. 1377 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:37,501 Stop it, tragedy king. 1378 01:18:37,626 --> 01:18:39,709 How are your studies? - Everything is fine. 1379 01:18:39,834 --> 01:18:43,501 When Jerry returns from India I'll come back home. 1380 01:18:43,626 --> 01:18:45,292 Just look after yourself, Veer. 1381 01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:46,709 Don't worry about Jerry. 1382 01:18:46,834 --> 01:18:48,209 I know as long as you are there.. 1383 01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:49,917 ..Nothing can happen to Jerry. 1384 01:18:50,292 --> 01:18:52,209 You don't need me or Jerry. 1385 01:18:52,459 --> 01:18:54,251 Do you know why? Because you have got.. 1386 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:57,251 Iron Man. 1387 01:19:21,251 --> 01:19:22,334 Hello. 1388 01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:24,959 Jerry. - Hey, shorty. 1389 01:19:25,251 --> 01:19:28,334 I defeated Daniel in the 100 meters race today. 1390 01:19:28,459 --> 01:19:31,584 Do you go to school or not? Or are you only after Daniel? 1391 01:19:31,709 --> 01:19:33,459 When will you return, Jerry? 1392 01:19:33,626 --> 01:19:36,167 Veer, dinner is ready. - Coming. 1393 01:19:37,709 --> 01:19:38,876 Are you happy? 1394 01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:40,917 I am filled with happiness. 1395 01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:43,584 Can't you and Nick ask any other question? 1396 01:19:43,876 --> 01:19:46,751 Nick? Where did you find Nick? 1397 01:19:47,001 --> 01:19:48,626 He came to see me. 1398 01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:50,376 He looked sad. 1399 01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:51,626 Veer. 1400 01:19:51,751 --> 01:19:53,834 Veer, go eat your food. 1401 01:19:53,959 --> 01:19:55,167 I'll talk to you later. 1402 01:19:55,292 --> 01:19:57,834 I miss you, Jerry. Come back soon. 1403 01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:00,167 Love you, Veer. - Love you too. 1404 01:20:01,626 --> 01:20:05,334 If you miss him so much, why don't you go meet him? 1405 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:12,334 No, Rohan. Now I'll go meet Veer only when I can take him home. 1406 01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:19,417 You know, I don't blame you for being nervous. 1407 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:21,167 Even I've never been on a blind date. 1408 01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:22,584 No, that's not it. 1409 01:20:22,709 --> 01:20:24,626 Blind dates are my USP. 1410 01:20:24,959 --> 01:20:27,917 But the last time I was on a date.. 1411 01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:31,751 ..Her over-possessive, violent ex-boyfriend came there. 1412 01:20:32,376 --> 01:20:33,501 And he.. 1413 01:20:34,626 --> 01:20:35,792 Hey, that's a game. 1414 01:20:35,917 --> 01:20:37,334 Come on. 1415 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:38,542 Look. 1416 01:20:40,417 --> 01:20:41,959 Which stuffed toy do you want? 1417 01:20:42,126 --> 01:20:43,834 Kung Fu Panda. 1418 01:20:45,167 --> 01:20:46,792 This is for you. 1419 01:20:49,542 --> 01:20:51,751 You don't have to hit the stuffed toy but the cans. 1420 01:20:54,209 --> 01:20:55,417 Gun, please. 1421 01:20:55,626 --> 01:20:59,084 Let's go. - Wait, he's challenging me. 1422 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:01,334 I will win that Panda. 1423 01:21:04,542 --> 01:21:06,751 Wow! I'm Ajay Bapat. 1424 01:21:07,209 --> 01:21:11,917 I love Radhika so much that I can kill anyone for her. 1425 01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:14,626 Now you have to decide whether you can die for her. 1426 01:21:14,792 --> 01:21:15,834 Who is he? 1427 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:17,459 Ajay, ex-boyfriend. 1428 01:21:17,626 --> 01:21:18,751 Ex-boyfriend, Ajay. 1429 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,001 My date. 1430 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,459 It's not that. 1431 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:25,626 Radhika, I think we should go. 1432 01:21:25,751 --> 01:21:28,626 Which stuffed toy? - Winnie, the Pooh. 1433 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:34,876 Well done, baby. 1434 01:21:35,084 --> 01:21:38,584 Well.. I was imagining your face. 1435 01:21:39,251 --> 01:21:40,542 Let's go. 1436 01:21:42,459 --> 01:21:43,584 Let's go. 1437 01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:45,834 I feel like vomiting. 1438 01:21:48,209 --> 01:21:49,417 See you on Monday. 1439 01:21:49,584 --> 01:21:51,959 And before you leave please pick up your mid-term results. 1440 01:21:58,709 --> 01:21:59,917 Fail. 1441 01:22:06,584 --> 01:22:09,334 A consumable item that's useful to people but scarce.. 1442 01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:14,501 A consumable item that's useful to people but scarce in relation.. 1443 01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,917 In relation to.. No. 1444 01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:19,209 A consumable item that's useful to people but scarce in relation.. 1445 01:22:19,334 --> 01:22:20,501 In relation to.. 1446 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:22,001 A consumable item that is.. 1447 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:24,584 Are you taking revenge from the books after failing? 1448 01:22:24,751 --> 01:22:26,667 Only the Economics book. 1449 01:22:27,084 --> 01:22:29,042 I don't understand half the things.. 1450 01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:30,751 ..And can't remember the other half. 1451 01:22:31,501 --> 01:22:33,959 I might stand last but can't fail. 1452 01:22:34,084 --> 01:22:35,376 A consumable item that's useful.. 1453 01:22:35,501 --> 01:22:36,626 Do you consider me your friend? 1454 01:22:37,417 --> 01:22:39,959 Yes, you are a very dear friend. 1455 01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:41,251 F for friend. 1456 01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:45,376 Trust me, I am helping you. Okay? 1457 01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,792 Now come with me. Come on, Jerry. 1458 01:22:47,917 --> 01:22:49,417 Who will Study this? 1459 01:22:49,542 --> 01:22:52,126 You will when you have to. Come on. 1460 01:22:52,251 --> 01:22:54,584 Okay. Okay. - Come on. 1461 01:23:15,084 --> 01:23:16,959 Tanya, don't you think it will be a problem.. 1462 01:23:17,084 --> 01:23:18,626 ..If someone sees us here? 1463 01:23:18,959 --> 01:23:20,959 I'm neither a teacher nor do I answer questions.. 1464 01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:22,626 ..Outside the classroom. 1465 01:23:36,584 --> 01:23:38,459 You hate me, don't you? 1466 01:23:39,709 --> 01:23:43,459 Why? - You're dancing in happiness because I failed. 1467 01:23:44,501 --> 01:23:46,959 I heard that Rocco dances really well. 1468 01:23:48,834 --> 01:23:50,542 He died three months ago. 1469 01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:52,334 Now it's only Jerry. 1470 01:23:52,459 --> 01:23:53,792 Oh, so sad. 1471 01:23:56,584 --> 01:23:58,417 I wanted to meet him. 1472 01:23:59,042 --> 01:24:01,626 Your case is really very serious. 1473 01:24:03,251 --> 01:24:04,376 I know. 1474 01:24:04,792 --> 01:24:08,084 That's why I had a crush on you in college. 1475 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:09,876 So now I understand. 1476 01:24:10,042 --> 01:24:11,667 You wanted me to notice you but.. 1477 01:24:11,792 --> 01:24:13,626 ..I was busy after the cheerleaders. 1478 01:24:13,751 --> 01:24:15,959 And now you are taking your 12-year-old revenge.. 1479 01:24:16,084 --> 01:24:17,459 ..By making sure I fail. 1480 01:24:18,084 --> 01:24:19,917 I was helpless then. 1481 01:24:22,001 --> 01:24:23,709 Now I am good and powerful. 1482 01:24:23,834 --> 01:24:26,501 Why do I feel that if I stay here any longer.. 1483 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:29,084 ..Then I might be in danger? 1484 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:38,334 Everyone needs love but not everyone gets it. 1485 01:24:38,459 --> 01:24:41,667 But those who get it don't understand it. 1486 01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:44,084 Do you remember anything? 1487 01:24:45,792 --> 01:24:46,917 Yes. 1488 01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:48,501 Love is like an economical good.. 1489 01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:50,167 ..Which is consumable item that is useful to people.. 1490 01:24:50,292 --> 01:24:51,834 ..But scarce in relation to demand.. 1491 01:24:51,834 --> 01:24:54,542 ..So human efforts are required to obtain it. 1492 01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:56,209 Goods are divided into tangible and intangible.. 1493 01:24:56,334 --> 01:24:57,626 ..For example. 1494 01:24:57,751 --> 01:25:00,709 Your bracelet is tangible because I can touch it. 1495 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:05,126 But love is intangible, you can only feel it. 1496 01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:07,376 Yes, I got it. I got it. 1497 01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:11,751 I mean no one has ever called me back. 1498 01:25:12,251 --> 01:25:15,792 And you are out of my league. 1499 01:25:16,209 --> 01:25:19,792 I thought that you won't even remember my name. 1500 01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:21,292 Don't be silly, Vijay. 1501 01:25:22,292 --> 01:25:23,417 It's Ajay. 1502 01:25:25,042 --> 01:25:27,251 Will he come here? - Who? 1503 01:25:27,709 --> 01:25:30,376 Your ex-boyfriend? 1504 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,626 Nick. You don't worry about that idiot, darling. 1505 01:25:34,751 --> 01:25:36,584 He's yesterday's news. 1506 01:25:37,126 --> 01:25:38,792 You are my future, darling. 1507 01:25:41,542 --> 01:25:44,501 And you smile wonderful. - That sound nice. 1508 01:25:44,626 --> 01:25:46,209 So tomorrow may be.. 1509 01:25:46,792 --> 01:25:48,667 I cannot stop myself. 1510 01:25:48,792 --> 01:25:51,667 I want to fly like a free bird. - Fly. 1511 01:25:51,792 --> 01:25:53,834 I want to touch the sky. - Touch it. 1512 01:25:54,209 --> 01:25:55,751 Where no one can stop us. 1513 01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,667 No one. - So take me. 1514 01:25:57,667 --> 01:25:59,417 Take me higher, Ajay. 1515 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:01,667 Higher. - Higher. 1516 01:26:01,792 --> 01:26:02,834 Higher. - Higher. 1517 01:26:03,209 --> 01:26:04,334 Higher. 1518 01:26:04,709 --> 01:26:05,876 Bapat! 1519 01:26:07,626 --> 01:26:08,792 Hi, Nick. 1520 01:26:09,334 --> 01:26:11,667 Shall we go inside? - Inside? 1521 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:14,959 The date has just started, isn't it? 1522 01:26:15,459 --> 01:26:16,626 Let's go. 1523 01:26:21,167 --> 01:26:22,376 Bapat! 1524 01:26:25,751 --> 01:26:27,251 No, Radhika. 1525 01:26:27,376 --> 01:26:29,917 We shouldn't take a wrong step before marriage. 1526 01:26:29,917 --> 01:26:31,126 Just sit there quietly. 1527 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:32,917 What the.. 1528 01:26:33,876 --> 01:26:35,751 One, two, three.. 1529 01:26:39,792 --> 01:26:42,542 "I cannot stop myself." 1530 01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:45,751 "I want to fly like a free bird." 1531 01:26:45,876 --> 01:26:47,834 Take me higher, Ajay. 1532 01:26:47,834 --> 01:26:49,751 Higher. Higher, Ajay. 1533 01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:51,751 Higher. 1534 01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:54,751 Rads, I have known you for three years. 1535 01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:56,417 I know when you are faking it. 1536 01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:57,667 You know what? You're right. 1537 01:26:57,792 --> 01:27:01,792 Because just like you, I don't have any experience in these things. 1538 01:27:02,209 --> 01:27:03,584 Shall I help you, Rads? 1539 01:27:03,709 --> 01:27:04,751 Don't call me Rads. 1540 01:27:04,751 --> 01:27:06,667 Hey, only I call her Rads. 1541 01:27:07,292 --> 01:27:08,751 I have had enough from you, fool. 1542 01:27:08,876 --> 01:27:13,417 And if I slap you now you will start bleeding. 1543 01:27:13,542 --> 01:27:17,792 You might have a good body but I have courage. Courage. 1544 01:27:17,917 --> 01:27:20,126 Vijay, I think you should leave. - Ajay. 1545 01:27:20,292 --> 01:27:21,542 Whatever, get out. 1546 01:27:21,709 --> 01:27:22,792 But I.. 1547 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:30,959 Will you have a beer? - No.. 1548 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,209 D 1549 01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:33,459 Then I will treat you to omelet, come on. 1550 01:27:33,584 --> 01:27:35,709 No. but my scooter is standing outside. 1551 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:36,751 Scooter won't do any good. 1552 01:27:36,876 --> 01:27:38,251 Radhika is very high maintenance. 1553 01:27:38,542 --> 01:27:40,709 Income tax was first collected in 1977, no.. 1554 01:27:40,792 --> 01:27:43,751 1877.. - 1797. 1555 01:27:43,876 --> 01:27:44,751 Thank you. 1556 01:27:44,876 --> 01:27:46,667 Should I help? 1557 01:27:49,376 --> 01:27:50,751 You took me to Salsa Club after mid-terms. 1558 01:27:50,876 --> 01:27:52,917 And you can take me to Disney World after the finals. 1559 01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:54,834 I need to focus, sunshine. 1560 01:27:55,751 --> 01:27:56,792 Think about it. 1561 01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:59,376 I have a fool proof method to study. 1562 01:27:59,667 --> 01:28:01,626 You won't forget even if you try to. 1563 01:28:02,251 --> 01:28:07,292 I will take off a piece of clothing for every correct answer. 1564 01:28:07,876 --> 01:28:09,584 The more correct answers you give.. 1565 01:28:09,792 --> 01:28:11,876 ..The more clothes I take off.. - Are you stupid, Tanya? 1566 01:28:12,251 --> 01:28:13,459 I will be ruined. 1567 01:28:13,584 --> 01:28:16,209 Relax, it's not that easy. 1568 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,792 I ask really difficult questions. 1569 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,584 I have been studying for the past four months. 1570 01:28:20,876 --> 01:28:23,751 You will have to take off at least three-four things. 1571 01:28:24,459 --> 01:28:26,876 And anyway we can ask this question after the graduation. 1572 01:28:26,876 --> 01:28:28,251 First question. 1573 01:28:28,584 --> 01:28:29,876 Tell me the history of income-tax. 1574 01:28:30,251 --> 01:28:31,417 I don't know. 1575 01:28:31,584 --> 01:28:33,292 Tell me the history of income-tax. 1576 01:28:33,667 --> 01:28:36,459 First collected in 1797 by the Dutch Republic.. 1577 01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:39,792 ..Introduced in UK in 1799, abolished in 1860.. 1578 01:28:39,917 --> 01:28:43,292 ..And reintroduced in 1852. - Very good. 1579 01:28:52,834 --> 01:28:55,209 I hope you have worn many layers.. 1580 01:28:55,209 --> 01:28:57,542 ..Because right now I am in form. 1581 01:28:58,751 --> 01:29:00,667 Define cross-elasticity. 1582 01:29:01,251 --> 01:29:03,751 Cross-elasticity is when the price of one good.. 1583 01:29:03,917 --> 01:29:05,792 ..Affects the demand of another good. 1584 01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:07,792 For example, if the price of coffee increases.. 1585 01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:09,584 ..People start drinking tea. 1586 01:29:09,751 --> 01:29:10,792 If the price of petrol goes up.. 1587 01:29:10,917 --> 01:29:12,876 ..The demand for cars goes down. 1588 01:29:13,251 --> 01:29:15,584 And Jerry gives his answers.. 1589 01:29:15,584 --> 01:29:17,292 ..And Tanya has to take off her shirt. 1590 01:29:17,417 --> 01:29:18,542 I want your shirt. 1591 01:29:18,667 --> 01:29:19,751 I want your shirt. 1592 01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:31,209 Next question. 1593 01:29:32,209 --> 01:29:35,209 You have multiple choices. So listen carefully. - Okay. 1594 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:38,751 I am playing this game with you because.. 1595 01:29:38,751 --> 01:29:41,584 Option A, I am feeling really hot. 1596 01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:46,292 Option B, this is the best way to revise. 1597 01:29:46,417 --> 01:29:50,501 Or Option C, you haven't kissed your girlfriend yet. 1598 01:29:51,459 --> 01:29:53,584 The AC's on so you can't feel hot. 1599 01:29:55,542 --> 01:29:56,792 You aren't my girlfriend. 1600 01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:02,542 Option B. Option B. 1601 01:30:02,667 --> 01:30:04,709 This is the best way to revise. 1602 01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:09,542 Thank God, I haven't worn anything under this. 1603 01:30:09,876 --> 01:30:11,459 Option A. 1604 01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:13,501 Option C. Option C. 1605 01:30:13,751 --> 01:30:14,751 C. 1606 01:30:23,876 --> 01:30:25,584 All the best for your exams. 1607 01:30:27,709 --> 01:30:29,709 It's definitely Option C. 1608 01:30:44,626 --> 01:30:45,792 "Oh Lord." 1609 01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:48,334 "After falling in love with you." 1610 01:30:48,459 --> 01:30:51,501 "I have been ruined in expressing it to you." 1611 01:30:51,626 --> 01:30:54,209 "I fell in love with you." 1612 01:30:54,334 --> 01:30:56,501 "May God forgive you!" 1613 01:30:56,709 --> 01:30:59,334 "O, Lord. That was terrible." 1614 01:30:59,459 --> 01:31:01,501 "May God forgive you!" 1615 01:31:08,501 --> 01:31:11,292 "I fell in love with you." 1616 01:31:11,417 --> 01:31:13,542 "May God forgive you!" 1617 01:31:13,876 --> 01:31:16,584 "Oh Lord, that was terrible." 1618 01:31:16,584 --> 01:31:18,834 "May God forgive you!" 1619 01:31:18,959 --> 01:31:22,501 "The sight of you made me breathless." 1620 01:31:22,626 --> 01:31:25,751 "My eyes bowed before you." 1621 01:31:25,876 --> 01:31:28,334 "I worshiped you." 1622 01:31:28,334 --> 01:31:30,751 "May God forgive you!" 1623 01:31:31,251 --> 01:31:33,876 "I fell in love with you." 1624 01:31:33,876 --> 01:31:36,459 "May God forgive you!" 1625 01:31:36,584 --> 01:31:38,584 "Oh Lord, that was terrible." 1626 01:31:38,709 --> 01:31:41,626 "May God forgive you!" 1627 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,459 Hey, isn't that Nick. 1628 01:31:47,876 --> 01:31:50,209 You two would always stay together in college. 1629 01:31:50,376 --> 01:31:52,501 Still in touch. - No. 1630 01:31:55,292 --> 01:31:56,376 "Oh Lord." 1631 01:31:56,542 --> 01:31:58,584 "After falling in love with you." 1632 01:31:58,709 --> 01:32:01,584 "I have been ruined in expressing it to you." 1633 01:32:01,709 --> 01:32:03,501 "These days of fervor." 1634 01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:04,834 "These days of love." 1635 01:32:04,959 --> 01:32:07,584 "I spend them this way." 1636 01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:10,417 "Thinking about you." 1637 01:32:10,542 --> 01:32:11,834 "Questioning myself." 1638 01:32:11,959 --> 01:32:14,626 "I get confused." 1639 01:32:15,626 --> 01:32:18,834 "I finally fell in love." 1640 01:32:18,959 --> 01:32:22,417 "The feelings in our heart came out." 1641 01:32:22,584 --> 01:32:24,751 "There was slight mischief." 1642 01:32:24,917 --> 01:32:27,542 "May God forgive me!" 1643 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,251 "I lost my senses." 1644 01:32:30,376 --> 01:32:32,667 "May God forgive me!" 1645 01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:35,292 "I fell in love with you." 1646 01:32:35,417 --> 01:32:36,584 "May God!" 1647 01:32:49,709 --> 01:32:52,834 "I know the world taunts me." 1648 01:32:52,959 --> 01:32:55,584 "I am a vagabond." 1649 01:32:56,584 --> 01:32:58,376 "Whatever I am.." 1650 01:32:58,501 --> 01:33:00,376 "..whether I am this or that.." 1651 01:33:00,501 --> 01:33:03,376 "..now I belong only to you." 1652 01:33:03,501 --> 01:33:07,376 "I see you everywhere." 1653 01:33:07,501 --> 01:33:10,334 "Wonder what's wrong with me." 1654 01:33:10,459 --> 01:33:12,751 "I rebelled against everyone." 1655 01:33:12,876 --> 01:33:15,542 "May God forgive me!" 1656 01:33:15,542 --> 01:33:17,834 "I lost all my decency." 1657 01:33:17,959 --> 01:33:20,751 "May God forgive me!" 1658 01:33:20,876 --> 01:33:22,834 "I fell in love with you." 1659 01:33:22,959 --> 01:33:24,584 "May God!" 1660 01:33:25,542 --> 01:33:28,334 "I fell in love with you." 1661 01:33:28,501 --> 01:33:30,667 "May God forgive you!" 1662 01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:33,501 "Oh Lord, that was terrible." 1663 01:33:33,501 --> 01:33:36,501 "May God forgive you!" 1664 01:33:36,501 --> 01:33:37,459 J” 1665 01:33:37,584 --> 01:33:39,626 "After falling in love with you." 1666 01:33:39,751 --> 01:33:41,626 "I have been ruined in expressing it to you." 1667 01:33:43,417 --> 01:33:44,626 "Oh Lord." 1668 01:33:44,751 --> 01:33:46,334 "After falling in love with you." 1669 01:33:46,334 --> 01:33:48,376 "I have been ruined in expressing it to you." 1670 01:33:51,959 --> 01:33:52,667 Jerry. 1671 01:33:53,292 --> 01:33:54,334 Jerry, get up. Get up. 1672 01:33:54,334 --> 01:33:55,501 The finals are in five minutes. 1673 01:33:55,626 --> 01:33:57,667 Get up. - Yes. 1674 01:34:12,667 --> 01:34:13,751 Culture, sir. 1675 01:34:13,876 --> 01:34:15,376 We Indians are always late. 1676 01:34:30,709 --> 01:34:33,834 "The ambiance is really.." 1677 01:34:33,959 --> 01:34:37,292 "Deceiving today." 1678 01:34:37,459 --> 01:34:42,376 "The ambiance is really deceiving today." 1679 01:34:42,542 --> 01:34:45,334 "There's a.." 1680 01:34:45,459 --> 01:34:47,667 "..storm on the way." 1681 01:34:47,792 --> 01:34:49,667 Rads. Rads. 1682 01:34:50,292 --> 01:34:51,667 I've been trying to apologize to you.. 1683 01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:53,334 ..For the past three months. 1684 01:34:53,459 --> 01:34:55,459 Tell me how can I make this better, Rads. 1685 01:34:56,376 --> 01:34:57,542 Fine. 1686 01:34:58,459 --> 01:34:59,792 Then come to a hotel room tomorrow.. 1687 01:34:59,917 --> 01:35:03,251 ..Where 50 men are throwing money on one girl. 1688 01:35:03,376 --> 01:35:04,501 And that girl will be me. 1689 01:35:05,334 --> 01:35:07,959 And the day you can get that image out of your mind.. 1690 01:35:08,334 --> 01:35:09,751 ..I will forgive you. 1691 01:35:11,459 --> 01:35:14,959 Rads, did you ever ask me why I had to take this step? 1692 01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:17,251 How would that justify it, Nick? 1693 01:35:18,292 --> 01:35:20,376 Have you ever thought about it that for the past three years.. 1694 01:35:20,376 --> 01:35:21,959 ..Our life was revolving around your perfect wedding.. 1695 01:35:22,334 --> 01:35:26,209 ..Perfect gown and picture-perfect honeymoon.. 1696 01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:29,292 ..In which your less than perfect boyfriend was paying the bills? 1697 01:35:29,417 --> 01:35:31,334 And when Jerry needed my help.. - Of course. 1698 01:35:31,459 --> 01:35:33,792 It was Jerry's idea. - Wake up, Radhika. 1699 01:35:35,792 --> 01:35:37,376 Today Veer is in a foster home. 1700 01:35:39,917 --> 01:35:44,751 And the truth is I can become a male escort for Jerry a 100 times. 1701 01:35:50,626 --> 01:35:54,959 Radhika Awasthi, people can survive on chicken roll all their life. 1702 01:35:55,334 --> 01:35:57,334 "The distance between truth and dreams." 1703 01:35:57,459 --> 01:35:59,334 "How will I cover that distance?" 1704 01:35:59,459 --> 01:36:02,251 "But this journey is half mine." 1705 01:36:02,376 --> 01:36:04,917 "And half yours." 1706 01:36:09,417 --> 01:36:14,334 "I am standing in your path." 1707 01:36:15,042 --> 01:36:19,792 "Shattered, broken and alone." 1708 01:36:20,501 --> 01:36:25,626 "I admit I made a mistake." 1709 01:36:26,167 --> 01:36:30,959 "But you are generous." 1710 01:36:32,251 --> 01:36:33,751 Coffee? 1711 01:36:36,417 --> 01:36:39,876 Father, am I selfish? - Who said that? 1712 01:36:40,001 --> 01:36:41,292 Nick. 1713 01:36:42,959 --> 01:36:44,459 If Nick said it then it must be true. 1714 01:36:45,126 --> 01:36:46,959 You always favor Nick. 1715 01:36:47,334 --> 01:36:50,417 Radhika, if Nick isn't perfect then neither are you. 1716 01:36:52,334 --> 01:36:54,501 The problem is that we often make mistakes in relationships.. 1717 01:36:54,626 --> 01:36:57,334 ..But we never apologize. 1718 01:36:57,459 --> 01:36:59,709 Even I hurt your mother. 1719 01:37:00,876 --> 01:37:04,417 But.. I delayed in apologizing. 1720 01:37:04,876 --> 01:37:06,584 Apologies only add to the love. 1721 01:37:07,126 --> 01:37:12,251 And anyway, one mistake should be forgiven in every relationship. 1722 01:37:13,417 --> 01:37:15,001 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 1723 01:37:15,126 --> 01:37:16,251 Relax. 1724 01:37:22,501 --> 01:37:25,084 Come on, Jerry. You finally got a degree. 1725 01:37:28,042 --> 01:37:29,209 Hotness. 1726 01:37:29,334 --> 01:37:30,667 Not bad, Jerry Patel. 1727 01:37:30,792 --> 01:37:32,251 An A in Economics. 1728 01:37:33,501 --> 01:37:35,126 Even the Cardinal ensured I passed. 1729 01:37:35,251 --> 01:37:36,584 Thank you, sir. 1730 01:37:37,042 --> 01:37:38,709 For the first time in life someone had confidence that.. 1731 01:37:38,834 --> 01:37:40,084 ..I could do something. 1732 01:37:41,334 --> 01:37:42,501 Thanks, Tanya. 1733 01:37:43,167 --> 01:37:44,584 Relax. 1734 01:37:46,959 --> 01:37:48,292 And that's not true. 1735 01:37:48,584 --> 01:37:50,417 I am not the only one who believes in you. 1736 01:37:52,167 --> 01:37:53,376 Look. 1737 01:38:15,417 --> 01:38:16,792 My mother. 1738 01:38:17,001 --> 01:38:18,459 My mother. 1739 01:38:18,751 --> 01:38:19,959 My mother. 1740 01:38:20,084 --> 01:38:22,376 Jiggu. Jiggu. 1741 01:38:22,501 --> 01:38:26,709 Mother, I missed you. 1742 01:38:28,376 --> 01:38:32,167 Jiggu. You really passed. 1743 01:38:32,292 --> 01:38:34,459 Look. Look. Here's the degree. 1744 01:38:35,042 --> 01:38:36,417 And I did it Without him. 1745 01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:39,167 See, aunt. I told you. 1746 01:38:39,459 --> 01:38:41,292 He doesn't calm down easily. 1747 01:38:41,792 --> 01:38:43,126 Mother, ask him to get out. 1748 01:38:43,376 --> 01:38:45,209 Jiggu, come here. 1749 01:38:46,834 --> 01:38:47,959 What are you doing, mother? 1750 01:38:48,084 --> 01:38:50,709 At this age, people come to meet their grandchildren. 1751 01:38:50,834 --> 01:38:53,667 And look at me, I am here to collect my son's report card. 1752 01:38:54,001 --> 01:38:56,084 You were right.. In throwing him out of the house. 1753 01:38:56,209 --> 01:38:57,376 You did the right thing. 1754 01:38:57,501 --> 01:38:59,251 Otherwise he would've been working as a guard somewhere. 1755 01:38:59,376 --> 01:39:00,876 I would've been a security consultant. 1756 01:39:01,042 --> 01:39:03,084 And, aunt. He slapped me. 1757 01:39:03,251 --> 01:39:04,667 Slapped me. 1758 01:39:05,209 --> 01:39:06,292 Shut up. 1759 01:39:06,709 --> 01:39:08,584 Aren't you ashamed? 1760 01:39:09,126 --> 01:39:11,001 Your friendship dates back 15 years! 1761 01:39:11,126 --> 01:39:14,167 Shake hands. 1762 01:39:16,459 --> 01:39:18,667 You know, Jiggu. 1763 01:39:19,542 --> 01:39:23,042 Your friend here called me, looking for you. 1764 01:39:23,209 --> 01:39:25,876 And he brought me here to say sorry. 1765 01:39:26,792 --> 01:39:27,959 Forgive him. 1766 01:39:28,084 --> 01:39:29,167 Forgive him. 1767 01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:31,626 Look, if you don't forgive him today.. 1768 01:39:32,334 --> 01:39:36,292 ..I will feel that I shouldn't have given birth to you. 1769 01:39:36,459 --> 01:39:38,417 What are you saying? 1770 01:39:38,542 --> 01:39:39,667 Then forgive him. 1771 01:39:39,834 --> 01:39:42,042 I still have to shop. I don't have the time, son. 1772 01:39:50,542 --> 01:39:52,417 Fool, you can bring mother here, go meet Veer.. 1773 01:39:52,542 --> 01:39:54,001 ..But couldn't give me a call. 1774 01:39:54,126 --> 01:39:55,917 I was tired of saying sorry to everyone. 1775 01:39:57,459 --> 01:39:58,667 Radhika. 1776 01:39:58,792 --> 01:39:59,917 Forget it. 1777 01:40:00,042 --> 01:40:01,167 I missed you. 1778 01:40:01,292 --> 01:40:04,209 Forget it. - You were busy with your private tuitions. 1779 01:40:05,334 --> 01:40:06,751 Hello, aunt. 1780 01:40:06,876 --> 01:40:08,084 Mother, my teacher. 1781 01:40:08,251 --> 01:40:10,209 She's still a teacher. - What is this, mother? 1782 01:40:10,376 --> 01:40:12,626 Can you cook? - What are you saying, mother? 1783 01:40:12,792 --> 01:40:13,959 I'm just asking. 1784 01:40:14,126 --> 01:40:16,126 I can cook food. 1785 01:40:16,751 --> 01:40:18,084 Gujarati daughter-in-law. 1786 01:40:18,667 --> 01:40:19,917 Gujarati.. 1787 01:40:20,626 --> 01:40:22,251 You know Gujarati? 1788 01:40:35,334 --> 01:40:37,667 Everyone here looks like an MBA. 1789 01:40:38,376 --> 01:40:40,334 I don't think I will get a job here. 1790 01:40:40,751 --> 01:40:43,126 Three firms have already rejected you. 1791 01:40:43,459 --> 01:40:44,959 Now listen to me. 1792 01:40:45,084 --> 01:40:47,292 It's a fool proof plan. - It's a useless idea. 1793 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,876 Don't spend too much time with that cartoon. - Who? 1794 01:40:50,042 --> 01:40:51,542 That Radhika's dad. 1795 01:40:51,834 --> 01:40:54,376 Mr. Patel. - Yes, that's me. 1796 01:40:55,459 --> 01:40:56,751 Think about it, Jerry. 1797 01:40:58,667 --> 01:41:02,459 Security guard. Burger joint. 1798 01:41:05,667 --> 01:41:08,917 You just completed your graduation two weeks ago.. 1799 01:41:09,084 --> 01:41:11,334 ..And you are applying for the post of an analyst? 1800 01:41:11,501 --> 01:41:13,251 Very ambitious, I must say. 1801 01:41:13,834 --> 01:41:17,292 Sir, my resume can only tell you what I used to be. 1802 01:41:17,459 --> 01:41:19,251 And not the things that I can be. 1803 01:41:19,376 --> 01:41:20,542 I just need one chance, sir. 1804 01:41:20,709 --> 01:41:21,792 To prove myself. 1805 01:41:22,001 --> 01:41:24,167 That means you want to learn from us.. 1806 01:41:24,292 --> 01:41:26,251 ..And for that we will have to pay you. 1807 01:41:26,626 --> 01:41:27,709 I am sorry. 1808 01:41:27,834 --> 01:41:29,667 But all the candidate sitting outside.. 1809 01:41:29,834 --> 01:41:31,209 ..Are more qualified than you. 1810 01:41:31,334 --> 01:41:33,167 Please don't waste my time. 1811 01:41:38,667 --> 01:41:39,792 Raj . 1812 01:41:45,334 --> 01:41:47,584 We will meet this evening in the golf club. 1813 01:41:48,584 --> 01:41:49,751 See you, buddy. 1814 01:41:49,917 --> 01:41:51,459 And let's get it drink after that. 1815 01:41:51,667 --> 01:41:53,376 Bye. - No! 1816 01:41:54,542 --> 01:41:56,501 Why are you beating me, Mr. Dillion? 1817 01:41:56,709 --> 01:41:58,584 I just came here to ask for a job. 1818 01:41:58,709 --> 01:42:01,334 Leave me, what are you doing? 1819 01:42:01,751 --> 01:42:03,584 Don't touch me. 1820 01:42:03,709 --> 01:42:05,001 I'm not touching you. 1821 01:42:05,001 --> 01:42:06,209 Leave me. 1822 01:42:06,376 --> 01:42:08,042 I'm not holding you. 1823 01:42:09,459 --> 01:42:11,626 Stay away from me. 1824 01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:14,667 God! My encyclopedia. 1825 01:42:16,751 --> 01:42:18,709 Get your hands off of me. 1826 01:42:22,709 --> 01:42:24,501 No, no, no. Not my fish tank. 1827 01:42:24,667 --> 01:42:27,042 Don't drown me in the water. I cannot swim. 1828 01:42:27,042 --> 01:42:30,001 Stop Finding Nemo In My Fish Tank. 1829 01:42:34,542 --> 01:42:36,584 Look, you need counseling.. 1830 01:42:36,751 --> 01:42:39,001 ..And I need a blood pressure measuring machine. 1831 01:42:39,792 --> 01:42:42,584 Help me. - Help me. Help me. 1832 01:42:42,709 --> 01:42:46,167 Help me. Close your zip Mr. Dillion? 1833 01:42:46,792 --> 01:42:48,376 Save me from this man.. 1834 01:43:00,292 --> 01:43:02,834 I have called the police. - Please. 1835 01:43:03,501 --> 01:43:06,251 Please don't call the police. I'll lose my job. 1836 01:43:06,459 --> 01:43:08,751 How many years will he have to serve.. 1837 01:43:08,751 --> 01:43:11,751 ..For assault and violence? - At least 10 years. 1838 01:43:11,876 --> 01:43:13,376 By the time he comes out.. 1839 01:43:13,501 --> 01:43:14,751 ..His wife will be married for the second time.. 1840 01:43:14,876 --> 01:43:16,167 ..And his son for the first time. 1841 01:43:16,292 --> 01:43:18,167 No, no, please. 1842 01:43:18,417 --> 01:43:20,251 I'm ready to do anything you want. 1843 01:43:20,376 --> 01:43:21,751 I'll give you the post of senior analyst. 1844 01:43:21,876 --> 01:43:23,751 It's all yours. 1845 01:43:23,751 --> 01:43:28,251 No. I'll become the senior analyst on my own merit. 1846 01:43:28,917 --> 01:43:30,417 I just request you.. 1847 01:43:30,626 --> 01:43:33,834 ..To consider me for the more junior position in this company. 1848 01:43:33,834 --> 01:43:37,584 Please. - Is this a request or a threat? 1849 01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:38,792 I'll tell you. 1850 01:43:39,167 --> 01:43:41,167 No, no. Just want to know. 1851 01:43:41,292 --> 01:43:44,292 His starting salary will be 40,000 pounds plus bonus. 1852 01:43:44,876 --> 01:43:47,584 An individual office, and one month holiday a year. 1853 01:43:48,501 --> 01:43:52,292 And don't ever discuss this incident again. 1854 01:43:54,834 --> 01:43:56,792 This is called threatening. 1855 01:44:01,417 --> 01:44:04,501 Who are you? -I am his brother from a hotter mother. 1856 01:44:05,459 --> 01:44:06,626 Come, J. 1857 01:44:20,584 --> 01:44:23,709 Now you wear a suit and go to work everyday. You will pay the rent. 1858 01:44:23,876 --> 01:44:26,667 And I will sit at home and play PlayStation with Veer. 1859 01:44:26,792 --> 01:44:29,709 But Veer hasn't returned home yet. - Come on, J. 1860 01:44:29,876 --> 01:44:32,167 You have a degree, a job and an Economics professor.. 1861 01:44:32,292 --> 01:44:33,709 ..Is crazy about you. 1862 01:44:33,709 --> 01:44:35,792 Even the judge will get a complex. 1863 01:44:36,376 --> 01:44:38,667 3 o'clock. - You're still staring at girls. 1864 01:44:38,834 --> 01:44:40,792 Take a look. She is just your type. 1865 01:44:46,751 --> 01:44:48,709 What is she here to say after four months? 1866 01:44:48,834 --> 01:44:50,751 So should I tell her that you aren't interested? 1867 01:44:50,876 --> 01:44:53,334 I'm not even interested in what you want to tell her. 1868 01:44:53,626 --> 01:44:54,876 Okay. 1869 01:44:56,501 --> 01:44:57,667 Jerry, you're late. 1870 01:44:57,792 --> 01:44:59,834 You called me here at 7 o'clock. 1871 01:45:00,251 --> 01:45:02,167 How much did you drink? 1872 01:45:02,584 --> 01:45:05,334 Who the hell drinks to tolerate? 1873 01:45:05,751 --> 01:45:10,334 I drink to sit here. Look at Nick. 1874 01:45:11,292 --> 01:45:13,167 And tolerate you. 1875 01:45:14,751 --> 01:45:16,626 Stop your charade.. 1876 01:45:16,792 --> 01:45:18,584 ..He is dying to meet you. - Really? 1877 01:45:18,709 --> 01:45:19,751 I have set everything up. 1878 01:45:19,751 --> 01:45:22,251 Just show your dimples.. Your hair. 1879 01:45:22,376 --> 01:45:23,876 And that will melt him. Understand. 1880 01:45:24,417 --> 01:45:26,792 And anyway, he doesn't stare at any girl. 1881 01:45:26,792 --> 01:45:28,292 Open wide 1882 01:45:31,584 --> 01:45:32,751 But girls can look at him. 1883 01:45:32,917 --> 01:45:34,626 Darn it, she's hot. 1884 01:45:39,334 --> 01:45:40,667 Your time starts now. 1885 01:45:43,751 --> 01:45:45,417 If you are not going to marry her.. 1886 01:45:45,626 --> 01:45:46,751 ..Can we go for dinner tomorrow? 1887 01:45:46,917 --> 01:45:49,376 Do you know her? - No. 1888 01:45:49,376 --> 01:45:51,376 I am 5ft. 7, you seem 6ft. 1889 01:45:51,376 --> 01:45:53,334 We'll look fabulous together. 1890 01:45:53,459 --> 01:45:55,501 Would you please leave us alone? 1891 01:45:55,626 --> 01:45:57,709 After marriage, a house in Hampstead, two cars.. 1892 01:45:57,876 --> 01:46:01,501 ..Two children, the perfect life. - What is your problem? 1893 01:46:01,667 --> 01:46:05,251 One slap and you will never need any plastic surgery again. 1894 01:46:05,417 --> 01:46:06,584 Buzz off. 1895 01:46:06,709 --> 01:46:09,584 Bravo. Indian woman. 1896 01:46:10,834 --> 01:46:12,501 Crazy woman. 1897 01:46:18,292 --> 01:46:20,667 Nick. Please marry me. 1898 01:46:23,501 --> 01:46:25,667 I don't have money, house or a job. 1899 01:46:26,751 --> 01:46:28,709 I can't give you the life you want. 1900 01:46:28,834 --> 01:46:31,667 Nick, I can spend my entire life eating chicken roll. 1901 01:46:31,876 --> 01:46:33,709 But there is no fun in eating it alone. 1902 01:46:33,834 --> 01:46:38,501 Fine. First job then marriage. - Done. 1903 01:46:38,667 --> 01:46:40,626 No honeymoon. - No honeymoon. 1904 01:46:40,751 --> 01:46:43,292 We will live in my trailer until we get a house. 1905 01:46:43,459 --> 01:46:44,626 Now you are pushing it. 1906 01:46:44,751 --> 01:46:47,417 I don't have the money to feed you everyday. 1907 01:46:47,584 --> 01:46:49,542 Come aboard if you want to.. 1908 01:46:49,709 --> 01:46:51,917 ..Or else I will call back the blonde. - Don't be so pushy. 1909 01:46:52,292 --> 01:46:53,334 You don't have a job, a home nor money. 1910 01:46:53,501 --> 01:46:54,417 At least you have a girlfriend. 1911 01:46:54,542 --> 01:46:56,376 She's getting hooked for less, say yes. 1912 01:46:56,542 --> 01:46:58,209 You are saying this? - Say yes to her. 1913 01:47:03,709 --> 01:47:05,459 Do you always keep this with you? 1914 01:47:05,584 --> 01:47:07,709 I wanted to sell this today. 1915 01:47:07,834 --> 01:47:09,292 And I met you. 1916 01:47:19,334 --> 01:47:21,376 They made me emotional. 1917 01:47:22,876 --> 01:47:24,792 I can't handle so much happiness. 1918 01:47:29,251 --> 01:47:32,292 J, the real test begins now. 1919 01:47:32,542 --> 01:47:33,709 Ready? 1920 01:47:36,459 --> 01:47:37,501 Ready. 1921 01:47:42,709 --> 01:47:44,542 Case 463. 1922 01:47:44,542 --> 01:47:46,459 State versus Jerry Patel. 1923 01:47:46,459 --> 01:47:48,417 The prosecution and the defense.. 1924 01:47:48,542 --> 01:47:51,334 ..Have stated Hindi as their preferred language. 1925 01:47:51,501 --> 01:47:53,251 Will the defense please present their case? 1926 01:47:53,376 --> 01:47:55,792 Your Honor, today when I stepped out of the house.. 1927 01:47:55,959 --> 01:47:59,292 ..I told my mom 'Mom, I will be home for lunch' because.. 1928 01:47:59,417 --> 01:48:02,292 ..Frankly the prosecution doesn't have a case. 1929 01:48:03,251 --> 01:48:05,292 Who have you brought? - He was the only one free. 1930 01:48:05,417 --> 01:48:07,334 Few months ago due to the job status.. 1931 01:48:07,501 --> 01:48:08,792 ..Of my client, Jerry Patel.. 1932 01:48:08,959 --> 01:48:11,876 ..Social Services placed Veer in a foster home. 1933 01:48:12,626 --> 01:48:16,292 Today, Jerry has successfully changed his life. 1934 01:48:16,584 --> 01:48:19,334 And as Veer's legal guardian.. 1935 01:48:19,459 --> 01:48:22,667 ..He wants to challenge the decision of the Social Services. 1936 01:48:22,876 --> 01:48:25,501 Will the representing lawyer from the Social Services.. 1937 01:48:25,626 --> 01:48:27,459 ..Please present their case? 1938 01:48:30,959 --> 01:48:34,292 Oh no, Jerry. I'm saying sorry in advance. - Why? 1939 01:48:34,459 --> 01:48:36,501 Vijay. . Vijay? 1940 01:48:36,501 --> 01:48:39,417 Ajay. Vijay. Dhananjay. 1941 01:48:39,709 --> 01:48:41,459 You can call me anything.. 1942 01:48:41,459 --> 01:48:44,417 ..But today after this case is over.. 1943 01:48:44,542 --> 01:48:47,501 ..Every person sitting here will remember.. 1944 01:48:47,626 --> 01:48:50,501 ..Ajay Bapat's name. 1945 01:48:50,667 --> 01:48:52,417 Who is this cartoon? 1946 01:48:52,501 --> 01:48:54,209 Pogo channel's brand ambassador. 1947 01:48:54,334 --> 01:48:56,292 Your honor, don't be fooled.. 1948 01:48:56,459 --> 01:48:59,501 ..By this super-duper handsome, stud and innocent face. 1949 01:48:59,626 --> 01:49:04,667 Hiding behind this mask is an irresponsible and immoral man. 1950 01:49:04,667 --> 01:49:06,417 And his friend is a thief as well. 1951 01:49:06,626 --> 01:49:09,459 He steals others girlfriends in broad daylight. - Bapat. 1952 01:49:10,626 --> 01:49:12,751 Mr. Bapat, please keep your personal life.. 1953 01:49:12,917 --> 01:49:15,251 ..Out of this courtroom. - Apologies. 1954 01:49:15,376 --> 01:49:19,792 But in the next few minutes I will prove to everyone that.. 1955 01:49:19,959 --> 01:49:25,209 ..Jerry needs a foster home more than Veer does. 1956 01:49:25,459 --> 01:49:27,709 Your honor, this happened on 13th November.. 1957 01:49:27,834 --> 01:49:33,459 ..When Jerry all night, along with three clients.. 1958 01:49:44,834 --> 01:49:47,584 Did I miss something? - No, dear, it just started. 1959 01:49:47,709 --> 01:49:49,251 You didn't bring popcorn? 1960 01:49:49,417 --> 01:49:50,709 Snacks or hotdog. 1961 01:49:52,417 --> 01:49:54,542 Hey, Jerry Berry. 1962 01:49:55,334 --> 01:49:56,834 Nick, I am saying sorry in advance. 1963 01:49:57,251 --> 01:49:58,376 Jerry, we had a rule. 1964 01:49:59,917 --> 01:50:03,542 When a man like Jerry spends the entire night.. 1965 01:50:03,542 --> 01:50:07,667 ..With such an amazingly beautiful girl.. 1966 01:50:07,834 --> 01:50:10,667 ..Then obviously they weren't playing carom. 1967 01:50:10,792 --> 01:50:13,626 Did you or did you not pay this man money? 1968 01:50:13,751 --> 01:50:15,376 Of course I had to. 1969 01:50:15,501 --> 01:50:19,417 We had so much fun and he was so good at it. 1970 01:50:19,584 --> 01:50:24,376 We would all love to know what he is so good at. 1971 01:50:24,501 --> 01:50:27,292 Rummy, baby. - What? 1972 01:50:27,417 --> 01:50:29,334 The poor girl lost a fortune after that. 1973 01:50:30,459 --> 01:50:32,167 If it wasn't for my man Jerry.. 1974 01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:33,834 ..I would've kept living a lie. 1975 01:50:34,334 --> 01:50:38,792 But thanks to him, I can proudly say, I'm gay. 1976 01:50:38,959 --> 01:50:41,292 I knew it. So he did sleep with you. 1977 01:50:41,626 --> 01:50:42,709 No. 1978 01:50:42,959 --> 01:50:45,584 But he did ask me three simple questions. 1979 01:50:45,751 --> 01:50:48,334 What questions? - Who are your best friends? 1980 01:50:48,501 --> 01:50:50,292 Kalpana, Sweety, Pinky, Pammy. 1981 01:50:50,417 --> 01:50:52,292 Lovlina, Hrithik and Kookie. My seven sisters. 1982 01:50:52,417 --> 01:50:53,417 What is your favorite song? 1983 01:50:53,542 --> 01:50:59,376 'The only crime that I commit is that..' 1984 01:50:59,501 --> 01:51:04,667 '..l am a man and I love all men.' 1985 01:51:04,834 --> 01:51:06,542 Congratulations, Mr. Bapat. 1986 01:51:06,667 --> 01:51:08,584 You are officially gay. 1987 01:51:08,751 --> 01:51:10,709 Mr. Bapat, do I need to remind you that.. 1988 01:51:10,876 --> 01:51:14,417 ..You are defending against Mr. Patel and not for him? 1989 01:51:14,417 --> 01:51:16,876 There is nothing wrong in it. But you are gay. 1990 01:51:18,251 --> 01:51:22,292 I was lonely and I hired a male escort. 1991 01:51:22,292 --> 01:51:24,334 That's how Jerry came to spend the night at my house. 1992 01:51:24,334 --> 01:51:28,584 Yes, yes. And you lost money in rummy, or was it scrabble? 1993 01:51:30,751 --> 01:51:33,376 Or did you play in a dark room? 1994 01:51:36,459 --> 01:51:38,417 Silence means guilt. 1995 01:51:38,542 --> 01:51:40,792 And guilt means.. - Objection, your Honor. 1996 01:51:40,917 --> 01:51:42,417 He is harassing the witness. 1997 01:51:42,417 --> 01:51:43,542 Objection over-ruled. 1998 01:51:43,709 --> 01:51:45,292 The witness will have to speak up. 1999 01:51:45,417 --> 01:51:47,292 Call your mother and tell her that.. 2000 01:51:47,459 --> 01:51:48,917 ..You won't be back before dinner. 2001 01:51:49,334 --> 01:51:51,959 Now, Mrs. Smith, may I remind you that.. 2002 01:51:52,376 --> 01:51:53,251 ..You are under oath? 2003 01:51:53,417 --> 01:51:57,792 Now please tell me why you paid that man on November 30th? 2004 01:52:00,251 --> 01:52:03,709 Your Honor, we did have sex that night. 2005 01:52:03,876 --> 01:52:06,292 I won. I won. I won. 2006 01:52:06,417 --> 01:52:08,959 Thank you, lonely woman. 2007 01:52:09,417 --> 01:52:11,876 Jerry, I know you didn't want to. 2008 01:52:12,001 --> 01:52:14,667 But you understood the emptiness of my life. 2009 01:52:14,876 --> 01:52:17,334 You were a friend to me that night. 2010 01:52:17,417 --> 01:52:19,417 I wish I could help you. 2011 01:52:19,417 --> 01:52:21,334 Jerry, I am so sorry. 2012 01:52:22,501 --> 01:52:24,584 Your Honor, it proves that.. 2013 01:52:24,751 --> 01:52:29,376 ..Jerry isn't just a mere publican but the king of vulgarism. 2014 01:52:33,626 --> 01:52:36,751 "I am your hero. Listen, rich guys." 2015 01:52:36,876 --> 01:52:40,376 "I am the man of God. I am everybody's friend." 2016 01:52:40,542 --> 01:52:43,292 "I see each corner of the world." 2017 01:52:43,417 --> 01:52:45,376 Don't you feel sir's biceps have increased? 2018 01:52:45,501 --> 01:52:46,667 Must be the demand of the clients. 2019 01:52:46,834 --> 01:52:49,542 "I splurged money. Life taught me a lesson." 2020 01:52:49,709 --> 01:52:51,334 "I slept on the moon." 2021 01:52:51,459 --> 01:52:53,209 "I told the sun." 2022 01:52:53,376 --> 01:52:56,251 "To bring a superb morning." 2023 01:52:56,376 --> 01:52:58,417 This is a court room and not your living room. 2024 01:52:58,584 --> 01:52:59,667 You are breaking the law. 2025 01:52:59,834 --> 01:53:01,167 It's an old habit, your honor. 2026 01:53:01,334 --> 01:53:02,917 I have been doing that since childhood. 2027 01:53:03,542 --> 01:53:05,501 Jerry's case is strong. 2028 01:53:05,626 --> 01:53:07,417 But short of witnesses. 2029 01:53:07,917 --> 01:53:10,126 May I take the stand? - But who are? 2030 01:53:10,126 --> 01:53:12,251 I am London's highest paid lover.. 2031 01:53:12,917 --> 01:53:17,417 ..Who spreads happiness to every women in London. 2032 01:53:17,584 --> 01:53:18,751 Without clothes. 2033 01:53:18,876 --> 01:53:20,834 This is who Jerry really is, your honor. 2034 01:53:20,959 --> 01:53:23,709 He failed in every job in the world.. 2035 01:53:23,876 --> 01:53:26,334 ..Because he's only good at taking off his clothes. 2036 01:53:26,459 --> 01:53:29,334 Shorty, anyone can become a lawyer.. 2037 01:53:29,459 --> 01:53:31,667 ..After writing 15-20 exams. 2038 01:53:32,292 --> 01:53:33,751 But no book in the world.. 2039 01:53:33,876 --> 01:53:36,334 ..Can teach you to make a woman happy. 2040 01:53:36,667 --> 01:53:40,001 For that you need pedigree and not a degree. 2041 01:53:40,126 --> 01:53:41,501 I'll ask for a card. 2042 01:53:42,126 --> 01:53:44,292 He gave it last time, but I didn't get it. 2043 01:53:45,334 --> 01:53:47,626 And only a woman can understand that. 2044 01:53:48,501 --> 01:53:52,542 A mother feels happy when her child stands first in the exams. 2045 01:53:53,334 --> 01:53:54,542 A sister feels happy.. 2046 01:53:54,709 --> 01:53:57,751 ..When her brother is promoted in the office. 2047 01:53:58,459 --> 01:53:59,667 A wife feels happy.. 2048 01:53:59,792 --> 01:54:02,251 ..When her husband brings money home. 2049 01:54:02,417 --> 01:54:04,126 But a woman feels happy.. 2050 01:54:04,626 --> 01:54:07,334 ..When the owner of Desi Boyz hands her his card. 2051 01:54:10,209 --> 01:54:11,459 Objection, your honor. 2052 01:54:11,626 --> 01:54:14,167 He is breaking the law. - Over-ruled. 2053 01:54:15,667 --> 01:54:17,417 Think about it, Bapat. 2054 01:54:17,667 --> 01:54:20,751 They only brought happiness to the ladies. 2055 01:54:22,209 --> 01:54:24,542 Many people even commit murder for their children. 2056 01:54:24,667 --> 01:54:26,251 Mr. Desi Boyz. 2057 01:54:26,417 --> 01:54:27,876 Explain to me the meaning of.. 2058 01:54:28,042 --> 01:54:30,126 ..Spreading happiness to the ladies. 2059 01:54:30,251 --> 01:54:31,667 Bapat, my boy. 2060 01:54:31,876 --> 01:54:33,334 Have you ever thought.. 2061 01:54:33,459 --> 01:54:36,292 ..Why do your seven sisters smile so much? 2062 01:54:39,834 --> 01:54:41,376 Sir, card please. - Dad. 2063 01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,501 Oh I got his card. I got his card finally. 2064 01:54:43,667 --> 01:54:45,959 Please maintain decorum in the courtroom. 2065 01:54:50,042 --> 01:54:51,376 Your honor 2066 01:54:51,501 --> 01:54:54,834 You only heard and saw the witnesses from my past. 2067 01:54:56,084 --> 01:55:00,376 But no one said anything about my present. 2068 01:55:00,751 --> 01:55:03,084 And I have just one request to make. 2069 01:55:03,292 --> 01:55:08,251 Base your decision on my present and not my past. 2070 01:55:09,667 --> 01:55:10,834 That's it 2071 01:55:11,001 --> 01:55:12,334 May I, your honor? 2072 01:55:14,084 --> 01:55:16,251 People become a father after getting a child. 2073 01:55:17,126 --> 01:55:21,459 But that small Veer has turned Jerry into a man. 2074 01:55:22,084 --> 01:55:24,251 And even good people make mistakes. 2075 01:55:24,376 --> 01:55:26,459 But it's a bigger crime.. 2076 01:55:26,584 --> 01:55:29,917 ..If you don't give him an opportunity to rectify that mistake.. 2077 01:55:30,542 --> 01:55:32,084 That's all, your honor. 2078 01:55:32,876 --> 01:55:34,084 Thank you. 2079 01:55:39,459 --> 01:55:44,792 The court grants Veer's custody.. 2080 01:55:44,959 --> 01:55:48,001 ..To his father, Jerry Patel. 2081 01:56:10,959 --> 01:56:12,751 Jerry. 2082 01:57:10,084 --> 01:57:12,167 Clap your hands, whistle all you want. 2083 01:57:12,376 --> 01:57:14,626 My Desi Boyz have returned. 2084 01:57:15,209 --> 01:57:17,876 You used to rule the hearts of girls. 2085 01:57:18,001 --> 01:57:20,584 Rocco and Hunter are really naughty. 2086 01:57:20,834 --> 01:57:23,042 And soon all of India will know this. 2087 01:57:23,709 --> 01:57:26,042 I have obtained the license for Mumbai branch. 2088 01:57:26,584 --> 01:57:29,084 Pack your bags, boys. - Okay, sir. 2089 01:57:29,209 --> 01:57:33,501 The women of Mumbai want to see Batman and Robin at the dorm. 2090 01:57:34,209 --> 01:57:36,126 Robin, Batman. - I don't want to be Robin. 2091 01:57:36,251 --> 01:57:38,709 You will look better than Batman in Robin's outfit. 2092 01:57:38,834 --> 01:57:41,209 No, I don't want to be Robin. - Are you crazy? Don't whine. 2093 01:57:41,417 --> 01:57:44,001 Fine, be Superman. - Okay. 2094 01:57:44,167 --> 01:57:46,584 "Make some noise for the Indian boys." 2095 01:57:48,376 --> 01:57:49,709 "The boys." 2096 01:57:49,834 --> 01:57:51,334 Don't whine, take this. 2097 01:57:51,876 --> 01:57:53,376 "The boys." 2098 01:58:11,292 --> 01:58:13,542 "Let's go. Come on. Heart of girls..." 2099 01:58:13,709 --> 01:58:15,292 Bapat. 2100 01:58:17,834 --> 01:58:19,876 "We will break the record of Romeo's love." 2101 01:58:20,042 --> 01:58:21,917 You could have called. 2102 01:58:22,042 --> 01:58:23,834 Do you want to kiss me? - Here. 2103 01:58:24,209 --> 01:58:25,834 I have never.. 2104 01:58:26,376 --> 01:58:28,001 What's this.. - Oh no. 2105 01:58:28,209 --> 01:58:31,251 "My heart is very decent." 2106 01:58:31,417 --> 01:58:34,751 "Make some noise for the Indian boys. One. Two. Three. Go." 2107 01:58:34,917 --> 01:58:37,292 "English moves." 2108 01:58:40,834 --> 01:58:42,334 I would've been a security consultant. 2109 01:58:42,459 --> 01:58:43,709 Cut, cut. 2110 01:58:43,876 --> 01:58:47,042 I want to fly like a free bird. 2111 01:58:47,167 --> 01:58:49,334 Higher, Ajay. Higher. Higher. Higher. 2112 01:58:49,459 --> 01:58:50,792 I have known you for three years. 2113 01:58:52,459 --> 01:58:54,834 I have known you for three years. I know when you are faking it. 2114 01:58:55,001 --> 01:58:58,417 "Dressing up handsomely and flaunting their muscles." 2115 01:58:58,542 --> 01:59:01,001 "Indian boys dance merrily." 2116 01:59:01,167 --> 01:59:03,626 Who, we? - You and me. 2117 01:59:03,959 --> 01:59:06,292 Rick and Rocco.. - Who are Rick and Rocco? 2118 01:59:12,376 --> 01:59:13,876 I am MBA from the.. 2119 01:59:15,876 --> 01:59:17,667 Don't get ambitious. 2120 01:59:22,334 --> 01:59:24,251 "They say Lady Gaga is our fan." 2121 01:59:24,376 --> 01:59:25,626 Sorry. 2122 01:59:30,417 --> 01:59:31,876 Order the food only when.. 2123 01:59:33,834 --> 01:59:35,459 Stay away from me. 2124 01:59:36,501 --> 01:59:38,792 "The Indian boys. One. Two. Three. Go." 2125 01:59:39,167 --> 01:59:42,417 "English moves on the rhythm of the heart." 2126 01:59:42,542 --> 01:59:45,542 "Indian boys dance merrily." 2127 01:59:45,709 --> 01:59:49,209 If I slap you, you will start.. 2128 01:59:50,459 --> 01:59:54,584 Yes, you might have a body but I have a.. 2129 01:59:56,751 --> 01:59:59,292 Finals in five minutes, get up. 2130 01:59:59,459 --> 02:00:01,709 Get up, Jerry. - Don't go. 2131 02:00:04,792 --> 02:00:06,876 A girl's wedding.. 2132 02:00:08,501 --> 02:00:10,626 A girl's wedding.. 2133 02:00:10,751 --> 02:00:13,751 "In the window opposite yours." 2134 02:00:14,584 --> 02:00:19,417 "Come back. Amazing! Come on!" 2135 02:00:19,542 --> 02:00:22,876 "it's women's weakness. They splurge their wealth on us." 2136 02:00:22,876 --> 02:00:24,626 "Fighting for us." 2137 02:00:24,792 --> 02:00:26,376 Nice job. 2138 02:00:27,751 --> 02:00:29,709 And a doggy. Bow wow. 2139 02:00:29,917 --> 02:00:30,792 One second. Sorry. 2140 02:00:31,209 --> 02:00:32,292 I have set up everything. 2141 02:00:32,417 --> 02:00:34,667 And anyway, he doesn't meet any girl.. What is wrong with me? 2142 02:00:34,834 --> 02:00:36,459 Bapat. 2143 02:00:39,167 --> 02:00:40,709 I'm learning to speak the truth. 2144 02:00:40,876 --> 02:00:43,209 "The Indian boys. One. Two. Three. Sing." 2145 02:00:43,376 --> 02:00:46,542 "English moves on the rhythm of the heart." 2146 02:00:46,751 --> 02:00:49,751 "Indian boys dance merrily." 2147 02:00:49,751 --> 02:00:53,376 "Dressing up handsomely and flaunting their muscles." 2148 02:00:53,501 --> 02:00:56,626 "Indian boys dance merrily." 2149 02:00:56,751 --> 02:01:00,167 "Seeing the corners of the world." 2150 02:01:00,292 --> 02:01:03,376 "Indian boys are the best." 2151 02:01:03,542 --> 02:01:06,667 "Raise your voice. Make some noise." 2152 02:01:06,792 --> 02:01:10,376 "Indian boys have come for you." 2153 02:01:23,542 --> 02:01:25,417 Please maintain decorum in the courtroom. 154659

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