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Welcome to Mexia, Texas,
my hometown.

Most people pronounce it
"Mex-ia," and it's not.

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It's "Me-hay-ya."

This here is the chicken stand
where I used to work.

And it's where
I met my first husband.

Oh, shoot.
I don't wanna talk about him.

Cut. Cut. Ha-ha.

WOMAN 1: Anna, come here.
MAN 1: Anna!

MAN 2: Yeah!
MAN 3: Anna!

* You want a little fun?

MAN 4: Here!
WOMAN 2: Anna!

* Here I come
Oh, you want to go wild *

* You want to set this off

* Hold onto your glass
'Cause your world will rock *

* We might get crazy
Hey, baby, don't fear *

* Get ready to party
The party's here **

[***]

ANNA:
I'll be buried
as international celebrity

and balls-to-the-wall
party girl,

Anna Nicole Smith,

but I was born
Vicky Lynn Hogan.

[***]

Vicky Lynn.

Your hair looks like
something nested in it.

Did you brush it?

I forgot.

Don't forget tomorrow, okay?
I'll see you later.

ANNA:
My mama married
four different men.

None of them,
as far as I could tell,

were worth two ugly craps.

[FOOTSTEPS]

I don't know why Mama's
younger sister lived with us.

AUNT:
Thanks for the ride.

See you tomorrow.

But I know it would have been
a whole lot worse for me

if she hadn't.

[DOOR CLOSES]

STEPDAD:
Clean your room today?

Let me see.

I told you
not to lock your door.

AUNT:
Go away.

STEPDAD:
Unlock your door.

[WHIMPERS]

AUNT:
Go away.

Get away from me.

Stop it.

[CLATTERING]

AUNT:
Hands off.

Get off me.

Stop.

[***]

I always felt like
if I hadn't met Marilyn

I never would've become Anna.

MOTHER: You better run.
STEPDAD: Yeah.

You get out of here and never
come back, do you hear me?

You scumbag.

[SOBS]

WOMAN:
Vicky Lynn.

Vicky Lynn.

Vicky Lynn.

Who are you?

I'm Anna.

Anna Nicole.

You're so pretty.

When you grow up, you're gonna
get earrings just like mine.

Vicky Lynn.

Are you really sure
you need all that?

Everybody's wearing makeup now.

I suppose so.

You going bowling, little girl?
Is that what you told me? Mm.

Sounds exciting.

Guess there's gonna be boys
at the alley. There always are.

And with you
dressed like that,

gonna get yourself
some attention.

Even if your makeup's a mess.

Oh, I'm just playing.

You want some hot chocolate?

Sure.

[LOCK CLICKS]

Mama.
Believe me,

I have no interest in locking
my daughter in her room.

But when you start
dressing like that,

that's what a
good mama needs to do.

It takes no genius to
figure out it's leading you

to balling some boy
in back of a Buick,

which will lead
to an unwanted baby,

which I have interest none
in taking care of.

I just wanna go bowling.
Pretty please.

Don't ruin this for me.
I'm not ruining nothing.

It's men that ruined my life.

And I don't wanna see you
making the same mistakes I did.

I didn't have anyone
to help me make right decisions.

Mama, why don't
you trust me?

I shouldn't have
gotten married at 16.

Please, Mama.

Had a baby right off.

Let me out of here.
Nobody should.

And I'm doing this
for your own good.

Mom.
Honestly, I am.

I ain't gonna have a baby,
Mama.

I just wanna go bowling.

Mama,
let me out of here.

Mama, please.

I just wanna go bowling.
Please. Mama.

[***]

[BABY CRYING]

Well, go ahead, leave.
I won't know you're gone.

Whatever crap hole you end in,
they won't know you got there.

That ain't even nice.

It's okay, pumpkin.

[BABY CRYING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

I told you not to marry the cook
at Crispy Carl's Fried Chicken.

And I told you
and I told you

and I don't know
how many times

I told you not
to have a baby so young.

Danny is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

Fry cook throw you out?

No, he didn't throw me out.
I left.

Well, aren't you
the cat's meow?

I'm not gonna take care
of what you can't.

Mama, you ain't
gonna have to.

I can take care
of Danny just fine.

We ain't got nowhere to go.

Please?

The best lessons, Vicky Lynn,
are the hardest.

My advice is to
get back in that car

and figure out how
to take care of yourself

because that's all you got
in this world anyway.

[***]

Don't worry, pumpkin.

[DANNY CRYING]

I'll figure something out.

ANNA:
They say mothers
have a natural instinct

to protect their offspring.

Well, they never had my mama.

[MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN:
Well, it's your lucky day.

Eighteen dollars!

Over here. Come on.

What you doing?

Come on. Right here.

Well, the truth of it is,
sugar,

we're all full up
on waitresses right now.

But, now, if you're not too shy,
what about performing?

Give you a look-see
on the pole-dancing side.

* You make me say
La la la la *

How's the pay
on the pole-dancing?

Even without much on top,
10 times as much.

Heck, sky's the limit.

* La la la la
From dust till dawn *

* World go round, and baby
That ain't nothing new *

* And so we shake up the day
And we kick into play *

* Until the night
Turns into day *

* Push up the beat
Keep it movin' *

[BEADS RATTLING]

* And we let our hair loose

Pitiful.

Try this.

[LAUGHING]

Girl.

Having trouble stepping up?

Yeah.
This might help.

The pill's Xanax. It'll help
you forget about yourself.

And the champagne?

Well, that just tastes good.

[LAUGHS]

I got you.

ANNA:
Vicky Lynn.

[***]

BAR OWNER:
Hey, we don't
have all day out here.

* There's only one thing
Left to do *

* Push up the beat
Keep it movin' *

* Shake up the day
And we kick into play *

* Until the night
Turns into day *

* Push up the beat
Keep it movin' *

* I'm nervous and it shows
I wanna make you proud *

* I've got a crush on you
You know it *

* I'm nervous and it shows
I wanna make you proud *

* I've got a crush on you

WOMAN 1: Thank you.
MAN 1: Come on.

MAN 2: All right, then.
MAN 3: Okay.

MAN 2:
Hey.

Hey, what's going on?
MAN 4: Yeah?

MAN 5:
All right.

WOMAN 2:
Hey, please.

Settle down, please.

[YA PROGRAMME FEAT. NATALIE
MAY'S "LUST NOT LOVE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

* Love, my love, your feeling
Is all the lust I love *

* Love, my love, your feeling
Is all the lust I love *

[ANNA GRUNTS]

* Is all the lust I love

* Love, my love, your feeling

* Love, my love, your feeling
Is all the lust I love *

Oh, come on.

[MUSIC STOPS]

Hey. I ain't finished yet.

* I kinda like a crazy
Crazy, crazy boy *

* I kinda like a crazy
Crazy, crazy boy *

* I kinda like a crazy, crazy
Crazy boy *

WOMAN:
Come over here, please.

CHILD: Come on.
WOMAN: Come here.

[WOMAN GROWLING
AND CHILD LAUGHING]

[***]

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Tickle monster's gonna get you.

[LAUGHS]

Tickle monster.

Oh, yeah.

Now the newest and red-hottest,
dance-alicious, Vicky Lynn.

[UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[CROWD WHISTLING & CHEERING]

So how big are we thinking here?
Would you like peaches?

Grapefruits?

Melons?

How about as close to what
usually lives in this bag?

Bowling balls?

[***]

[MEN CHEERING]

Yes. Jesus Christ.

[KIMBERLY NICHOLE'S "VALLEY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

* I came here with a goal
No senses *

* Always believed I'll get ya

* No clue in where to go
Maybe out of control *

* Believe I'll get ya

[LOUDER CHEERING]

* To get back into

* Forthcoming
Yeah, rolling open *

* Believe I'll get ya
Come in *

* My valley
These arms are waiting *

Move your head.
MAN 1: Put it in. Yeah.

MAN 2:
Yeah.

* Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah *

* It ain't fair
I give you my all *

* No, you won't fall
Yeah *

Welcome home.

This is our new home, buddy.

Yeah, it is.

[***]

Whoa. Don't hurt
yourself, Mama.

Well, don't climb any higher.

You buy this for us?

Well, I'm just
renting it for now.

But it's got
three bedrooms,

so you get your own
and I get my own,

and we can turn
the third bedroom

into our
own private playroom.

You're the best mama, Mama.
Ha-ha-ha.

And I hope you remembered
to pack your bathing suit.

What for?

Well, that would be owing to
what we got in our new backyard.

We don't have swimming pool
in our backyard.

Yeah, we do.
What?

Let's go. Whoa!

[***]

Girl, I'm so sick
of these cheap men.

My God.

DANCER 1:
I gots to get paid.

DANCER 2:
Got to get that money.

Oh, you know, rumor has it,

Playboy's scouring
for local talent.

DANCER 3: Uh-uh.
DANCER 1: Mm-hm.

You know how much you make
in a centerfold?

DANCER 1:
Hell, who cares about the money?
I'd do it for the exposure.

ANNA:
My customers were happy,
club owner was slap happy.

Only being who wasn't
tickled pink was Anna Nicole

who had bigger plans.

ANNA:
Vicky Lynn.

[***]

Oh. Oh,
that's something.

Give me something.
Get down there.

I just got static cling.
Mm-hm.

We're gonna impress
the heck out of Playboy.

All right.
Oh, I like that.

You know, my time's free,
but, you know,

there's the cost of film stock,
development, printing.

It ain't cheap.

How are you gonna
pay for this?

We'll figure something out.

[***]

Hey.

BEN:
Come on.

I wanted to go
to the country club.

I got you.

Can't spring wood anymore.

What do I need to go
to a strip club for?

The ambience.

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

Come on. You'll love it.

It'll be like old times.

* I found my angel

* I found my angel

* I found my angel

* I found my angel *

Can we go now, Ben?
Let's go.

[***]

Where you think you're going,
handsome?

DJ:
And now Miss Lady-Love,
Vicky Lynn,

looking,
oh, so very good in red.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ROBIN LOXLEY & JAY HAWKE'S
"OWE YOU NOTHIN'"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

* Oh, there you go

* Walking through that door

* And you act like
You've done nothing wrong *

* Say you care
For nothing but me *

* Burn a hole in my hand

* You want to take the roof
From my head *

* Want to take
My heart and soul *

* But I owe you nothing

So this is really
all yours?

Yep.

And a house in Houston,

a couple of others
here and there.

Yeah.

You like this stallion?
Oh, he's beautiful.

Yeah, well, that's good,
because he's yours.

He is?

Provided you fulfill
the obligations

of the Anglo-Saxon bequeathment
ceremony, he is.

The what?
Bequeathment.

It's pretty intricate, actually.

You have to, uh...

You have to say "thank you."
That's it?

That's the whole ceremony?

Yeah.

All right, I guess.

Thank you, Paw Paw. Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.

Look what you've done.

You've not only
fulfilled the obligations.

You have excelled at them
so much, I'm beholden

to bequeath upon you
my entire ranch.

The whole ranch?

Not a question of
whether I want to or not.

By virtue of your thank-you,
I'm required to.

Well, sounds like you're gonna
be expecting a lot in return.

I expect you to
come here often enough

so that the horses know you.

And I expect you
to wake up early enough

to watch the sun come up
over those hills.

And if you want to do more than
that, just be intimate.

And that's the whole trifecta.

I mean, let me
tell you something.

Just being around you
is good enough.

You make me feel
like I'm 75 again.

You wanna ride that stallion?

Well, yeah.

Well, good.

Bill, saddle up Big Boy.

Lady Love here
might take him for a spin.

Okay.

[***]

VICKY LYNN:
There's another man
in my life.

Nobody said anything
about monogamy.

That wasn't what I meant.

My son.

He's always gonna come first.
Well, that's fine.

I like Danny.

And if you and I ever
find our way to an altar,

I'll take care of him too.

Well, I don't wanna
be taken care of.

I want people the world over
to know who I am.

To whisper to their friend when
I walk in that, "That's her."

I wanna grace
the pages of magazines,

printed in
60 different languages.

Star in my own TV show.

Stand 50 feet tall
on that silver screen.

I got big dreams,
J. Howard Marshall.

Well, I don't think

your having a sugar daddy
with lots of money

who's fine with
all your big dreams

is gonna hurt
your chances one bit.

[LAUGHS]

VICKY LYNN:
Ha-ha-ha. They were so close.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

[GAME PLAYING OVER TV]

Oh. Come on.

ANNOUNCER:
Goes back to pass. He brought--

Again at the seven.

And, again, in for a touchdown.
Whoo!

Touchdown! Yeah!

Yes, finally! Yes!

Did you see that?

I love you.

I love you too, Paw Paw.

Finally.

[***]

Let me put it on this finger.

No, Paw Paw. On this one.

ANNA:
J. Howard may not
have looked it,

but he was an
honest-to-goodness

Prince Charming.

J. HOWARD:
Yes. I like them.
We'll take these.

And Paw Paw and me,
we were good for each other.

J. HOWARD:
Let's put that on, please.

Look at that.

Makes you shine even more.

I like it. We'll take it.

[***]

[LINE RINGING]

Hello?

This is E. Pierce.

I think we have a problem
with your father.

Partially of my own making.
A female problem?

Very big female problem.

I'm afraid your father thinks
that he's in love.

Okay. Thank you, Ben.

I'll handle it from here.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Ooh. Heh.

Mom, what's he doing here?

Shut up and smile.

Well, look at you.

You look like a movie star
in that suit, Daniel.

DANNY:
I hate suits.

Well, how do you like
motor scooters?

They're pretty cool.
Get out of that suit.

Check what's in the garage.

Sweet!
Hey, say "thank you."

DANNY:
Thanks, Paw Paw.

[LAUGHS]

Why do I feel like

I'm looking at jackals
ready to tear me a new one?

Because you are.

Relax, Lady Love.

You're a lioness.

Yeah.

J. HOWARD: Everett.
Excuse me.

Hey, Dad.
J. HOWARD: Vicky Lynn,

E. Pierce.

Fine son, but prone to making it
harder than hell on every woman

I've ever courted
after his mother.

E. Pierce,
meet Vicky Lynn,

the woman who's given me reason
to keep breathing.

Charmed, Miss Vicky.

Likewise, E. Pierce.

Well, it's been a long day,
and I'm feeling a little tired.

So, if you don't mind,
I'll excuse myself.

Not at all, Dad.

J. HOWARD: Ben.
BEN: Yes, sir.

See you around.
All right.

J. PIERCE: Good night, Dad.
J. HOWARD: Good night.

So, uh, J. Howard,

E. Pierce.

You Marshalls are big
on initials, huh?

Ha-ha-ha.

I guess.
Call me V. Lynn,

if it makes you feel
more comfortable.

[LAUGHS]

Well, Dad didn't tell me
what it is exactly that you do.

I'm a model.
Oh.

And an actress.
Ah.

A model-actress.

Oh. How exciting.

So can I get you a drink?

No, no, no. I don't drink,
and I won't be staying.

Model-actress, huh?
Yeah.

That's funny.
I heard you were nothing

but a pole dancer
from Harris County.

And just an FYI,
V. Lynn,

it isn't your liquor, and this
ranch is not your ranch.

My dad's money is not your
money, and it's never gonna be.

I know you got him
by the balls

but you can save
a whole lot of time twirling

those phony boobs
in his face

and get your ass
out of his life forever.

That had a nice rhythm
to it.

Sounds like
you've been practicing.

Here's an FYI
right back at you, E. Prick.

Your daddy's already
asked me to marry him.

Is that so?
More than once too.

But I told him no.

And as far as phony goes,

these may be build-ons

but my feelings for your father
are as real as rain.

Dick wad.

[CHUCKLES]

How's your big coming-out going?

I feel like poop.

Hey, hey, hey. I got something
that'll brighten up your night.

I got some Xani, a-many.

I got some of that
white stuff too.

Blow this off.

Let's go see Howard's
fancy marble bathroom,

I'll set you up.

And then I'll tell you
why I'm holding.

Wanna know why I'm holding?

Because you're a stoner?

No, Miss Smarty-Pants.

Because I just got a call
from Playboy.

That's right.
Are you serious?

Let's go party.
Yeah.

* She's the kind of lady *

ANNA:
The way I see it,

God kind of played
a dirty trick on people.

When they're doing things
that ain't good for them,

he shouldn't have made those
things so gosh-darn fun.

MAN:
Hey there, cutie. Come on, baby.
Show me your goods.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[WHOOPING]

[HORN HONKING]

COLE:
Vicky Lynn! Vicky Lynn!

[TIRES SCREECHING
THEN GLASS SHATTERING]

[GROANING]

J. HOWARD:
How are you, Vicky Lynn?

Been better.

Let's get you back to the ranch.
The car's there.

Okay.

Wreck that convertible
Paw Paw gave you?

Don't worry.
Your mother's well-being

is all we should be
thinking about.

That man you were with,
he all right, Miss Vicky?

Ben Walker,
please keep your pie hole shut.

[TECHNO MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

"Occupation"
means where you work.

Shots have to be
all the way buck-naked?

That's about
the size of it. Yep.

Might help you relax.

I quit drinking.

[SIGHS]

You're gonna have
to lose that robe.

[***]

[***]

Chin up. Movie star.

[CHUCKLES]

Beautiful. Right at me.

Beautiful.

Right leg a little higher.

Gorgeous, Vicky Lynn.
Right at me. Ha-ha-ha. Whoo.

Beautiful.

[CHATTERING]

Feet together.

Right down that lens.
Here we go.

[***]

Where is the new girl?
The fat one?

The Playb bunny?

She does not even
look like a model.

She looks like the girls I used
to dream of when I was 14.

What's your name?
Anna.

Anna Nicole Smith.

PAUL:
You are every man's fantasy.

I want you to become
the next face of Guess.

[***]

She's Playboy's
Playmate of the Year,

she's the Guess jeans girl,

she's Anna Nicole Smith.

From waitressing at Red Lobster
to Larry King Live, hey.

ANNA:
This is Mexia High,

home of the Black Cats

and this is where
I went to school.

I wasn't very popular
in high school.

I was flat-chested.

But now I have curves.
Ooh la la, oui, oui.

And this is the house
that I grew up in.

But I don't live there anymore.

[***]

ANNA:
I think I laid a curse on me

when I decided I wanted to be
the next Marilyn Monroe.

Or maybe it was
when I talked Paw Paw

into renting me 5 Helena Drive,

the home Marilyn Monroe
used to live in.

Yoo-hoo.

Thank you.

[***]

Exactly.
ANNA: Whoo!

[ANNA LAUGHING]

You're having fun?

Oh, yeah. Hordes of it.

[LAUGHS]

You know, fun is a big part
of why we are here.

But this is a big trip for
Guess. We have investors here.

There are publicists.

Being the face of a company,
Anna, is a full-time job.

You are responsible
for making Guess look good.

And I'm doing something
that's not doing that?

Your fun can sometime
get a little out of hand.

Keep your nose clean, huh?

Thank you.

[CROWD CHEERING]

ANNOUNCER:
Thanks to the sponsors
of today's race.

MAN: Anna Nicole!
WOMAN: Hey!

ANNOUNCER:
We're all honored to have
Playboy's Playmate of the Year,

Anna Nicole Smith,
to present the winner's trophy.

Anna Nicole.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CHEERS]

MAN:
He's the winner!

[MEN WHISTLING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Why do you get four and me two?
Shh.

Come on, Mama. Let's go.

Shut up, man.
We're having a good time.

Shut up.

Hey, Danny.

You wanna go back to the hotel?

Uh... Hey, William.

You mind taking Danny
back to the hotel?

Not at all.
Thanks.

I love you.

[***]

Don't forget to brush
your teeth, okay?

Okay.

Ooh.

Come on.

[CROWD CHEERING]

MAN:
Oh, yeah.

[LAUGHING]

Whoo! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha.

[PEOPLE WHOOPING]

MAN 1:
Anna! Anna!

ANNA: Hey!
MAN 2: We love you, Anna!

MAN 3:
Hey, show them! Show them!

MEN [CHANTING]:
Show them!
Show them! Show them!

Show them!
Show them! Show them!

[ALL CHEERING]

MAN 4:
I love you!

[***]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

[MOANS]

ANNA:
What are you doing
with those, Danny?

What do you want
to start with today, Mom?

Red ones or blues?

Danny, put those down.

I see what you do
when you do these,

what happens.

You want me to be like that?

Danny, give me the pills.

Why, so you can
do more of them tomorrow?

Danny, give me the pills.

Give me the pills!
Danny, give me the pills.

Danny, give me the pills!

[VOICE BREAKING]
You suck at being a mama, Mama.

[***]

So it's gonna be all different
now, isn't it, Mama?

Every time you puke
your guts out, you say that.

This time, they are.

I wanna make you proud
to call me Mama.

[PILLS RATTLING]

I mean, come on, Dad. How would
you feel if your father

was dating someone young enough
to be your great-grandchild?

I love fried clam,

especially when
you get it at a price.

You're not listening to me.

These were taken
a few days ago.

I thought you
should see them.

J. HOWARD:
She is a photogenic girl,
isn't she?

Ha-ha-ha.
Look at that. My God.

It's not just your name
you're sullying. It's mine,

your grandchildren.

Your legacy is at stake here.

Hell, son,
you're my legacy.

One thing I wish I'd learned
earlier in life

is not to worry
what people think about you,

or start judging them
for what they do.

I'll be meeting the big judgment
maker pretty soon,

and until I do,

I'd appreciate your keeping
your opinions to yourself.

Now get the hell out of here.

You're stinking up my seafood.

Okay, Dad.

You need to see this.

MAN 1 [OVER TV]:
Oh, yeah.

MAN 2:
Come on.
Come on, you can do it.

[MEN CHEERING]

[PHONE RINGING]

This is Anna Nicole.

It's your agent, Anna. I got
word from Marciano at Guess.

It seems he heard about

all that crazy crap
you did at the hotel.

They were spying on me?

They didn't need to.
You weren't discreet.

It seems they've decided
not to pick up your contract.

Well, forget them, then.

Just find me something bigger,
something better.

Actually, we've decided

we're terminating
our relationship with you too.

What?
You are no longer our client.

Goodbye.

[***]

DANNY:
Hey, Mom--

What's wrong, Mom?

ANNA:
You liking it here, Danny?

You work me too hard,
but it's fine.

Well, you know,
I've been thinking.

Paw Paw's asked me
a few times now to marry him.

I've been thinking it
might be best for both of us

if I quit saying no.

What do you think?

* This is the time

[LAUGHING]

* That I've been waiting for

* We're going to make our way
Out onto that floor *

* I just want to hear
Another slow dance *

[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

I didn't think
you were gonna show.

Well, you didn't RSVP.

Well, it just slipped my mind.

Oh, come here.

There's my baby.

Well, you wore white.

You know,
you could've done worse.

I mean, sure,
he don't look like much

and pushing him around
is gonna be boring

but, you know,
he's gonna take care of you.

You won't have to do another
day's work in your life.

[WHISPERS]
A very important phone call.

Don't mind me.

Danny, come dance
with your grandma.

Oh, there's my pumpkin.

Hey, baby. Come here to grandma.

You are so handsome.
I know where you got your looks.

Well, it's my wedding day,
and the last I heard of you,

my butt was too big,

and my brain was too small,
and I was no longer your client.

You got an offer to model
in the Greek islands.

It's not a small one.

Really?
There is one bugaboo, though.

They want you to start
tomorrow.

What?
That's the deal,

but it's a good deal.

If you wanna
revive your career,

I wouldn't dream
of passing this up.

I'll only be gone for 48 hours

but I'll be thinking of you
for every one of them.

Don't cry, Paw Paw.

I'll make it up to you
when I come back.

Let's hope I'm still warm.

Oh, don't be silly.

[***]

Don't do anything in Greece
you shouldn't, Mom.

BEN: We better get going.
Love you, pumpkin.

[***]

LETTERMAN [OVER TV]:
Okay, here we go,
ladies and gentlemen.

Top 10 Anna Nicole dating tips.

Number 10,
forget the personal ads,

try the intensive care unit.

Number nine,
wear something that,

even to his failing eyes,
will look slutty.

PHOTOGRAPHER:
So we'll start on the cliffs
and then move down

and do the topless stuff
in the water.

Oh, uh...

I wasn't under the impression

there was gonna be
any nude stuff.

Anna, the client needs sexy.

If you can't bare your top,

I don't think
I can make this work.

Price of fame, huh?

Mind getting me
some champagne, handsome?

Think it's
in the next room.

[***]

ANNA:
Somewhere
in my standard contract

came to be an unmentioned
mentioned.

That there would be
certain items available.

I didn't ask for the Xanax,
Quaaludes and Dom

to be waiting on me in Greece
like long-lost pals.

They just were.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

[MOANS]

[***]

[***]

Hi. I'm Howard K. Stern,
Hey.

and I need a discreet table.

I'm meeting Anna Nicole Smith.

Actually, Miss Smith
is already here.

Hmm.

ANNA: Mm.
HOWARD: Man.

That is good. Mm.
That's a nice piece of meat.

Hey, look, Anna.
Mm?

I feel I need to be forthright
about something, Anna.

Give it a rip.

Well, here's the thing.

My law firm isn't
gonna be able to-- Anna?

Isn't gonna be able
to represent you.

I was kind of thinking
about leaving anyway.

So I didn't have to focus
on any other clients,

and I could just
focus on you.

It would be an honor

to take you straight back
to the top where you belong.

[LAUGHS]

Howard.

You really mean that?

About it being an honor?

Yes, I do, Anna Nicole Smith.

I do.

So you're asking me

to hitch my wagon to yours,
but the question is, Howard,

can your wagon
handle the ride? Hmm?

What's that?

F-U-N.

Fun. Ha-ha-ha.

Mm. Mm.

She's actually--
ANNA: Howard.

Anna.
ANNA: Where have you been?

I'm schmoozing
with my new best buddy.

This is Sali Elaha.
He's an indie producer

with a killer,
killer action script that's--

It's almost financed, right?
SALI: Yes.

Almost, yes.
HOWARD: Yeah. Almost financed.

And you're-- It's basically
you in a helicopter--

Helicopters.

You've got guns.
You're the hero.

It's you.
It's the Anna Nicole movie.

SALI: Yes, yes.
HOWARD: Sali. Sali Elaha...

Sali.

...meet Anna Nicole Smith.

I have been fond always

of your celebrity,
Miss Anna Nicole.

Howard has been telling me

by looking for
my Skyscraper actress--

The movie's called Skyscraper.
Yes.

It takes place in a skyscraper.
Skyscraper.

That's the type of movie
we've been looking for.

That's what we've
been talking about.
Yeah.

Mr. Elahaha.
No, no.

Just one "ha."
Not "haha."

[ALL LAUGHING]

[CLOONEY'S "MORE, MORE, MORE"
PLAYING]

* Word up, the boys arrived

* And the lips start moving
When you walk in the room *

* Your eyes, your style
Your smile *

* Got a sky high
Supersize jonesin' for you *

* So come and give me
Animal *

* Chemical, visceral
Physical *

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

ANNA:
Marilyn got Joe DiMaggio
and President J-effing-K.

And I got the two Howards.

Hey, Dad.

How you feeling?

Not so good.

What you got?

I need you to sign
some papers for me.

And what would I be signing?

Oh, nothing of
any real substance.

Just usual business stuff.

[***]

[MUMBLING]
I...

[COUGHING]

Ah...
It's all right.

Just right here.

[COUGHING]

And one more right here.

I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

Yeah.

Hi. This is Anna Nicole Smith.

I need to speak to E. Pierce
and I need to speak to him now.

Hello, Anna Nicole.
And how are you today?

My check just bounced.

Oh, yeah. I suppose it did.

I probably
should've informed you

that I now have total control
of my father's estate.

And just an FYI.
If you don't like it,

you can shove it
in whatever orifice you see fit.

J. Howard promised me
50 times

he was gonna
take care of me and Danny.

Not to mention what
it could do to our company.

I mean, worst comes,
we got to finance our own movie.

We can't do it
without J. Howard's money.

And he always said he wanted
to help me with my career.

If you don't have some evidence

to back up what you're saying,

it really doesn't matter
how sincere it is.

You know,
it's not gonna mean anything.

Paw Paw?

I just need you to tell me

what you've always
been telling me, Paw Paw.

Can you do that for me?

Tell me how you're gonna
take care of me and Danny?

Just speak the words.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[***]

You've missed your big rosebuds,
haven't you, Paw Paw?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just talk about me and Danny.

Mother?

Is that you, Mother?

Where have you been, Mother?

* Amazing grace
How sweet the sound *

* That saved a wretch like me

* I once was lost
But now I'm found *

* Was blind
But now can see *

[COUGHS]

That was a
beautiful service, Anna.

J. Howard would've
loved it.

Yeah.

I've had a writ
printed up

to begin proceedings to get
you the money that you need

to support you and Daniel.
All you got to do is sign.

Jeez, Howard.
Look, Anna,

E. Pierce is already moving
on the legal front.

And if we don't,
you and Daniel

are gonna be
left out in the cold.

[***]

ANNA:
I guess being a wife
don't account for much.

For the next 10 years,

E. Prick kept fighting Howard
with all those lawyers

and made damn sure Danny and me
never saw one red cent

of Paw Paw's billions.

HOWARD:
Thanks for talking to me today.

So I've been
spending a lot of time

with Anna Nicole recently.

I don't know how much you know,

but I handle her legally. Heh.

And her life,
it's pretty interesting.

You know,
she certainly speaks to men.

She doesn't even
have to speak. Heh.

We have funny, heh,
banters and things.

Danny, her boy, is great.

He's terrific, and he's real
funny and just a sweet kid.

Not camera-shy at all.

They have a real funny...

And then you have just--
You have a dog.

Anyway, he's-- She's...

He is great.

Not an overstatement to say
you'd have the next Osbournes.

With Anna as the Oz.

Busty Oz.

* Anna, Anna, glamorous Anna
Anna Nicole **

DIRECTOR:
Action.

This is it, J. Howard,
our new home.

Danny.

You want to show J. Howard
our new house?

No, I don't,
and I'm not doing this.

DIRECTOR:
Cut. Cut.

Are you gonna
talk to him or am I?

Yeah, I'll talk to him.

We need to have more
cooperation out of you.

DANNY:
This is bogus.
Mom, I don't want to do this.

Get that thing out of my face,
okay? I'm talking to my son.

DIRECTOR: Come on, come on.
ANNA: It's not that big a deal.

You were walking around
with J. Howard's remains.

Talking to him
like he's still alive,

and we look like
a bunch of freaks.

We do not, and I love Paw Paw.
They got us this house.

They're giving us money.

What do you want from me?
Fine.

Then do it, but just do it
without me, okay?

Danny, that's not
really an option.

Because Howard already told them
that it's me, you, and him.

You know, we're an eccentric,
lovable family.

And, you know, Howard thinks

this show could get me a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Okay, but Howard just tells you
what you want to hear, Mom.

Oh, come on, Danny. That's not
true. I tell him what to do.

Do you realize you and a camera
are like a moth and a flame?

What are you talking about?
What does that mean?

I'm sorry. He's shy.

Look, Anna, it's gonna be okay.
I promise.

Maybe Danny's right.
Little much with the ashes.

Anna, you got to
trust us on this.

Nobody wants normal.

Your life, the audience
wants it bigger than life.

Funny, outrageous,
the foibles of life

that someone
as glamorous as you

that reached the peaks
you've reached

can have moments that are
as down-to-earth as any of us.

That's what they wanna see.
HOWARD: Remember in the pilot

when you got your fanny
stuck under the table

like Winnie the Pooh?
Adorable.

That made me look
like a porker pig.

HOWARD:
No, Anna. Camera loves you.
It always has.

The goofy thing,
that's just another side

of the small-town girl

from small-town Texas that
everybody fell in love with.

Because I'm goofy.
HOWARD: Yeah.

Let's create some
movie magic.

WAITER:
Got cheese for you.
Got some drinks with it.

WOMAN 1: You want pizza?
WOMAN 2: Yeah.

[BURPS THEN WHOOPS]

WOMAN 3: Hot.
ANNA: I win.

All right, you win.

I have to pee.

Yeah. I'm sure you have to pee.

Oh, what, you don't
trust me, Howard?

No, no. Go pee.

You think I'm cheating?

A coincidence that
you're getting up.

Howard, you're stupid.

Calm down.

That's just an eating contest.

[***]

ANNA:
When you've got
your foot jammed

on the self-destruct pedal
hard as I did,

warning signs, even from
yourself, often go unheeded.

I talked to the doctors and they
say your mom's got something

called borderline
personality disorder.

"Borderline" my butt.

So are they gonna keep her
in there a while?

Well, I think they
wanna do a full detox,

you know, so that could be
like eight weeks or maybe more.

Yeah. I bet that'll do
wonders for your TV show.

You know, Danny, I'm really
sorry that this is going on

with your mom, you know?

Yeah, well, she was
messing herself up

long before she ever
ran into you, so...

We don't allow smoking
in the meeting room.

Well, you should.
Well, we don't.

You know, I am not the one
that is locked in here.

She doesn't
look like my daughter.

Doesn't have my daughter's name,
doesn't talk like my daughter.

And she does not behave
the way I raised my daughter.

I mean, do you have
any idea how hard it is

for me to sit here
next to my daughter,

knowing what my daughter
has come to?

Oh, don't you dare talk about me
like I'm not here, Mama,

like I'm not noticed.

Because guess what, Mama,

that's the one thing
I am now, is noticed.

Good or bad, I am noticed!

[SCREAMING]

COUNSELOR: I said no smoking.
ANNA: God!

So, what do you wanna
tell your mother, Anna?

Well, there's no sense in you
just slobbering through it.

Go on.

I just want you to love me.

I loved you.

And I loved her way more
than my mama ever loved me.

[***]

DANNY:
Come on. Come on.

Come on. Are you serious?

You look like you're
gonna vomit right now.

Oh, I can't.
That wasn't even a full lap.

Danny, we did the whole
half-circle.

That was not
the whole half-circle.

Come on. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

You know why I'm doing this
to you, right?

Because you love me?

DANNY:
Because I love
to see you in pain.

ANNA:
That's not nice, Danny.

[***]

[ANNA GIGGLING]

Like my body? Want my body?

TrimSpa, baby. TrimSpa, baby.

Want my body? TrimSpa, baby.

TrimSpa, baby.

I can't sleep. I get everything
I need to get done by noon

so I'm just kind of sitting here
waiting for the phone to ring.

But I'm almost afraid
if it does.

My pursuit of fame and fortune
hasn't exactly

helped keep me straight.

And Danny still lives with me,

but he's almost
already out the door.

I know.
That leaving-the-nest thing

sneaks up quicker
than it seems right.

Wait till you get to be my age.

You don't know what lonely is.

Oh, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

Well, I don't know exactly what
you're gonna do either, baby.

But you were happy
at some point, weren't you?

Yeah, I guess.

Well, then, little girl,

maybe you're gonna
find it again.

[HOWARD MOANS]

[HOWARD GRUNTS]

Anna.

What's going on?

Well, I was just thinking,
maybe we should.

Anna.

Anna, what's really going on?

I wanna make a baby, Howard.

Well...

Yeah. Yeah.
I don't-- I don't--

Anna, I don't know
if now is really a good time

for you to be getting pregnant,
you know?

I don't think we can...

You know, with your career and--
I barely have a career.

Before Danny leaves me,
I wanna make a baby.

I don't wanna be alone.

Anna, you're never gonna be
alone. I'm always gonna be here.

I know. I just-- The only time
I've ever really been happy

is when I've had someone
who needed me.

And I want my little girl,
Howard.

I just don't know
if now's the best time

for you to be getting pregnant.

[CHATTERING]

ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to a beautiful day
at Churchill Downs

and the running
of the Kentucky Derby.

[PEOPLE CLAPPING]

The track conditions

are vast improving
from muddy to drier conditions.

The sun has finally come out.

The clouds are parting.

It's a clear and beautiful day
for a race,

ladies and gentlemen.

And the lineup today
is unusually strong.

Aren't they beautiful?

And the horses are
now entering the track.

Miss Smith.

I'm Larry Birkhead.

Oh. Hi.
You look lovely today.

[***]

[MOANING AND PANTING]

[MOANING AND PANTING CONTINUE]

HOWARD:
Anna. Anna.

Supreme Court.
They agreed to hear our case.

[***]

You think Anna Nicole is
entitled to any compensation?

My father was 86
when he got married.

I'm afraid not of sound mind.

There's no way this case
should ever have made it.

MAN 1:
Do you think you'll be
vindicated?

MAN 2:
There she is.

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

MAN 3: Anna Nicole...
Are you nervous, Anna?

What do you think
your chances are?
Your face.

Do you think
a Playboy bunny

will bring down
American judiciary?

What do you say
to those who claim

you're nothing
but a gold digger?

Guys, Anna just wants to honor
J. Howard's wishes, okay?

He promised her 20 times

that he'd take care
of her and Daniel.

Now excuse us.

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

WOMAN:
Yeah.

Mrs. Smith went to Washington
and won.

Former Playboy playmate
Anna Nicole Smith's bid

to get part of her husband's
fortune has new life.

Thanks to a very unlikely
group of allies:

the Supreme Court.

Here's NBC's justice
correspondent, Pete Williams.

Supreme Court's ruling

doesn't award Anna Nicole Smith
a nickel,

but it does allow her
to go a few more rounds

in a legal battle for millions

that's already 11 years old.

All right.

What is it?

Danny said
he was gonna be here.

Well, I'm sure
he's gonna be here.

Everybody, we may not
have won the war yet,

but we did kick E. Pierce's butt
in the battle, so congrats.

To Anna, huh? To Anna.

Mm.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I just wish it would
all just be over today.

Why do I got to fight
for money that's mine?

This is a good thing
what happened today.

It's gonna go back
to the lower courts.

We really stand a shot
at this thing.

Come on, now.

Give me a little of that, huh?

No, Howard.

Anna.
Oh, come on.

I've been sober for months.

Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna
binge while I'm pregnant.

Mm.

Don't make me feel like a leper
at my own celebration.

All right.

Just a sip. Sippy.

[***]

WOMAN: All right. Yeah.
MAN: Here, here.

MAN:
All right, well, come down.
I don't want you to--

Oh. Oh! Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, let's just do it again.
Don't even think.

Okay. All right.

I'm gonna do it back to you.
How about that?

It was like this:
Take it?

Yeah.
All right.

ANNA: Ha-ha.
MAN: Mm.

[ANNA LAUGHING]

DANNY: Mom. Mom.
All right.

What are you doing?
Danny.

Hey, give us a second,
please. Come on.

You're late.

Yeah, I got-- I got on
the wrong metro from the hotel.

Are you okay, Mom?
Okay?

Uh... No. I'm not okay.

Danny, I'm great.

Danny, don't look at me
like that, because I'm fine.

And we're fine.

We're just having fun,

and I promise I'll be back
in Sober Castle tomorrow.

I promise, okay?

You need to come home with me.
Let's get you down from here.

Danny, it's okay.
No, Mom.

You are not fine. You need
to come with me right now.

We're gonna go back
to the hotel, Mom.

Stop it.
I'm fine, okay?

You know what?
It's like "screw you"

to me when you
say stuff like that.

We're having fun over here.

God, you're so mean to me.

Just go. You know what? Go.

Just go home.
We're gonna have fun.

Okay, Mom.

Yeah.

Guys. Oh.

MAN: There you go.
ANNA: Excuse me.

Hi.

[***]

WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Dr. Rosen, pick up line four,
please.

Dr. Rosen, pick up line four.

My baby.

I'm worried about my baby.

WOMAN:
Pain Management, 316.
Pain Management, 316.

Hey, Danny.

Hey, Mom.

Give me a hug.

How are you?

I'm good.

Hey.

What's wrong
with your eyes?

Oh, I'm tired.

I haven't really
been sleeping much lately.

I've been really
worried about you.

Danny, are you taking something?

What are you talking about?

Danny, your eyes,
they seem really messed up.

[LAUGHS]

Why are you laughing?

Because you are lying there
with an IV in your arm, Mom.

You're pregnant,

and you're telling me
that I'm messed up?

Wake up and smell the flowers,
Mom.

HOWARD:
Come on. Come on, guys.

[***]

Make some room, okay?
She's pregnant.

Let's make a little room.

MAN:
Going to Bahamas
for maternity laws?

WOMAN 1:
Who's the father?
Is the baby Larry Birkhead's?

MAN 2:
Let me get in front, guys.

WOMAN 2:
Are you the father?

WOMAN 3: Who's the father?
Anna isn't answering questions.

Anna isn't answering questions.
I'm not answering any questions.

WOMAN 3:
How are you feeling?
Are you sober?

MAN 3: Why Bahamas?
ANNA: So many questions.

Who's the real father?

Will the centerfold
get the billionaire's money?

Had the mother-to-be
really cleaned up?

Reality show
may have been cancelled,

but it never went off the air.

[***]

HOWARD:
Is that your new makeup artist,
Anna?

Huh?

ANNA:
My neighbor's daughter Hanna
and I always got on.

We got along better

when I wasn't zooming on things
I oughtn't to.

I wish you can go
on the water slide.

I wanna go.
You can't.

Why can't I go?

HOWARD:
You can't because
of your baby.

My baby is over there.

This is gonna be worth
some money. Not that baby.

Your baby down there,
in your belly.

Oh. It's just gas.

Look, it's just a battery baby.

Don't open her skin.

She'll die.

She's having brain trouble.
Brain trouble.

I think she's hungry.

Are you hungry, baby?
I'm gonna go feed the baby.

Oh. Let's go get
you some food, baby.

[ANNA HUMMING]

Major brain trouble.

I think she has to go
to the hospital.

ANNA:
You hungry, baby?

I'm gonna feed you some poop.

We're gonna get you a baba.

[***]

ANNA:
I told God after that
clown show from hell,

if he let my baby daughter
be born healthy,

I'd never do a drug
or drink a drink again, ever.

Scout's freaking honor.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

I heard somebody had a baby.

Hey, Danny.
Hey, Danny.

You came.
You look so good.

Yeah, of course, I came.
I had to see my little sister.

Hi. I'm guessing that's you.

Look, it's your big brother.

He's come to see you.

You're good, right, Danny?

Yeah, I'm good, Mom.

ANNA:
Okay.

You look just like your dad.

Uh... By the way,
who is your dad?

So, what are you gonna name her?
Dannielynn.

After her big brother.

Dannielynn Hope.

She's beautiful.
ANNA: Come on. Sit down.

Howard,
will you take a picture?

I wanna remember
this moment.

It's okay.

Look up. Everybody, smile.

Can you get the baby to smile,
Danny?

Howard, just take the picture,
please.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

HOWARD:
That's pretty good.

[***]

[***]

[DANNIELYNN COOING]

[GRUNTS]

Hi, Dannielynn.

Oh, you're ready to start
the day, aren't you?

[GRUNTS]

WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Cardiologist to 2 West.
Cardiologist to 2 West.

ANNA:
Danny.

It's time to start the day,
Danny.

Hey.

[***]

Danny?

[ANNA GASPS]

Danny!

Danny!

[ANNA SCREAMS]

ANNA:
Danny!

I am the resurrection
and the life.

Grant this mercy, oh, Lord,
to thy servant departed

to Jesus Christ, our Lord.
Amen.

ANNA:
Danny.

I wanna see my boy.

Open the casket.
HOWARD: Anna, come on.

Open the casket.
Anna.

Come on, Anna. Anna.
Open the cas-- Danny.

[LAUGHING]

Danny.

My beautiful boy.

Oh, Danny, I'm sorry.

I love you, Danny.
Anna.

Danny. Danny.
HOWARD: Anna. Anna.

Anna. Come on. Shh.
No. I wanna be with my boy.

Come on, come on.
Danny. Danny! No!

Anna, come on.

ANNA:
Danny!

HOWARD:
Anna.

ANNA:
There are a thousand people
I could try to blame.

Howard K. Stern for putting me
on that stupid reality show.

My mama,
for not letting me go bowling.

My dad, for knocking down doors
he shouldn't have.

E. Prick for being a prick.

I could try pointing a finger
at Hefner for founding Playboy,

or Letterman for mocking me.

Kodak for making a camera.

The doctors who prescribed
all the pills I took.

I'd love
to call them all guilty.

Let myself off the hook.

But if I'm looking
for the real culprit

for what I let happen
to my own flesh and blood,

mirror's where I got to begin,
middle and end.

You remind me so much
of your brother.

[***]

MAN:
At 2:49 this afternoon,

we were advised
by hospital personnel

that Anna Nicole Smith
had died.

ANNA:
Lately, I've been thinking,

maybe the best mothering
I'm capable of

is just letting Anna Nicole fly
straight into the damn flame.

[PEOPLE CLAMORING IN DISTANCE]

MAN:
Anna, you're so beautiful!

[***]

[***]