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Yeah, yeah, 14 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,043 but I don't know where to go from there. 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,745 Right. Mm. 16 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:37,785 I get it. 17 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,328 Sorry... did you think? 18 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,541 No. 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,831 I should've said. Honestly, it's fine. 20 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,214 I just remembered I've got to be 21 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:51,432 not here. 22 00:00:51,426 --> 00:01:17,996 (upbeat music) 23 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,905 Hi guys and welcome back to the video 24 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,423 that you have all been waiting for. 25 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:26,036 The arm wrestling rematch between me and my nan! 26 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,214 but this time Guys. 27 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,712 Nan 28 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,674 Guys. 29 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,173 So cool. Guys! 30 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,474 He's so funny. 31 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,967 (hand slams) Guys! 32 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,389 Chloe, you need to come check this out. 33 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,138 Tobilarious is getting smashed by his nan. 34 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,730 We should be checking out with views on our latest video. 35 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,976 I can't believe this gets a million views 36 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:43,898 and ours gets 37 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:44,645 (Toby moans) 38 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,556 (mouse clicks) 39 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,774 200! 40 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,233 I'm working on it. 41 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,404 Wait, someone's at the comment. 42 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,203 Oh, it's your mom's saying "Very groovy". 43 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,867 Oh, I've got to stop her from saying that word. 44 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,697 Maybe we should challenge our nan 45 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,082 to a arm wrestling contest. 46 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,539 No, we'd get battered, our nan's jacked. 47 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,330 Yeah, true. 48 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,753 Look, guys. 49 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,751 We should be able to get more than 200 views. 50 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,343 Hey. If Chloe said she's working on it, 51 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,378 she's working on it, all right? 52 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,801 Have some respect for our social media manager. 53 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,590 It's okay, Nate. 54 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,263 I'll fight my own battles. 55 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,181 Harry, stop talking. 56 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,311 Oh, shots fired. 57 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,058 (phone chimes) 58 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,190 Dad says he's coming to The Palais with some big news. 59 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,148 Ooh! I wonder if it's another record deal 60 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,188 with a hot tub salesman. 61 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,943 Wait, what's this? 62 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,034 "GHF Singing Disaster". 63 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,320 Ooh. 64 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,793 That's bad, right? 65 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:45,205 ♪ If that's how you feel then (voice cracks) you should go ♪ 66 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,087 Yeah, that's definitely bad. 67 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:55,335 (indistinct chattering) 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,052 ♪ You♪ (laptop slams shut) 69 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,103 I can explain. 70 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,096 You can explain why social media's saying 71 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,518 GHF sounds like two stray cats fighting in a wheelie bin! 72 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,767 It's just Lilly. 73 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,018 She's got a very sore throat. Oh, you're telling me. 74 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,520 How did this get out?! 75 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,112 Dante sent it to a friend and he posted it. 76 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,278 Dante. 77 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,235 You're gonna have to say that louder 78 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,275 if you want him to hear you. 79 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,397 I fired him. 80 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,704 And the girls? 81 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,817 I'm handling it. 82 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:18,873 That's why I've moved down here 83 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,075 so I can keep a close eye on 'em. 84 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,695 It's going to take more than that. 85 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,792 I've got a plan. Honestly! 86 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,918 The plan is? 87 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,245 Amazing. 88 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:32,710 Guaranteed to work 100%. 89 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,172 I've got an old friend who just got his own radio show. 90 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,144 He is all about great live performances. 91 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:38,885 Ah. 92 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,295 Rather than performances 93 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,973 that sound like a demented gargling battery acid, 94 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,723 which is actually quite funny. 95 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,234 I get the idea. 96 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,266 Thank you. 97 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,729 Honestly, it's all under control. 98 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,598 Hm. Better be. 99 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:59,614 (guitar music) 100 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,704 [Nate] Okay, so here we are 101 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,619 back with the live armwrestling challenge. 102 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,038 Chloe versus these two absolute dimwits. 103 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,077 [AJ] Ah, there they are. 104 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,500 [Nate] Oh, come on boys. 105 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,458 Guess what, lads? 106 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,288 What? What? 107 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,752 (Harry & Oakley sighing) Yes! 108 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,791 Doesn't count! 109 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,924 We were distracted. 110 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,130 I've got massive news. 111 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,970 You're finally gonna let me get a pet monkey! 112 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,506 No. No, better than that! 113 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,049 I've got a meeting with... 114 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,012 Drum roll, please. 115 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,722 (hands drumming) 116 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,682 Dev from Radio 1! 117 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,102 Well, I was gonna say that. 118 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,600 He's got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1. 119 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,642 You said it again! 120 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,024 You say it then! 121 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,441 Well, I've got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1. 122 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,229 Just said that. 123 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,031 Just to check. Dev, the DJ? 124 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,645 From Radio 1. 125 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:39,571 You're gonna be hobnobbing with all these celebrities! 126 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,861 I'm pretty sure I just made up the word "hobnobbing", 127 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,204 but isn't Dev so groovy? 128 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,370 Mum, you have to stop using that word. 129 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,158 Sorry. 130 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,661 How'd you manage that? 131 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,212 Well, 132 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,997 his new show's all about live music. 133 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,130 So, I popped him an email and boom. 134 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,548 He exploded. 135 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,336 That's awful. 136 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,129 No. 137 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,011 No. No, no, no. No. 138 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,177 He emailed me straight back 139 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,716 to say drop in any time. 140 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,889 Looks like you're old dad's 141 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:08,017 not such a bad manager after all. 142 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,266 "Best wishes, Dev". 143 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,308 Wow. 144 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,271 I've got to hand it you, dad. 145 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,730 That was pretty wellplayed 146 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,150 Unbelievable. 147 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,568 Isn't it, Chloe? 148 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,856 "Unbelievable" is the word. 149 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,320 Remember the day, boys. 150 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,280 'Cause if he likes your demo 151 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,739 Oh, he'll love your demo. 152 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,989 He'll get you on his Live Lounge. 153 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,871 Anyway, I'm going over there now to sort it out. 154 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,998 (hand drums on table) I'll keep you posted. 155 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,115 I think we should start practicing now. 156 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,922 Dad. 157 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,246 That's amazing. 158 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,251 You're my favorite parent. 159 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,383 Mum. 160 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,339 You need to up your game. 161 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:49,309 (groovy guitar music) 162 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,267 You and me, nan. 163 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:54,187 Maximum hotdog balancing in 30 seconds. 164 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,557 And, 165 00:05:55,564 --> 00:06:00,534 go! 166 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:05,317 (Toby laughing) 167 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,333 You can do this. 168 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,075 Hey, Tobe. 169 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,657 Tobes, hi! 170 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:15,833 Come on, Chloe. 171 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,004 Hair! 172 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:21,342 (laptop ringing) 173 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,719 Chloe, long time no see! 174 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,426 You miss me, right? 175 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,375 Just, just say you miss me. 176 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,224 It's only been six months. 177 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,310 And 14 days. 178 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,425 Not that I've been counting or writing it down 179 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,222 on a wall chart or anything. 180 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,104 That'd be weird. 181 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,231 Oh, Chloe. 182 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,808 Oh, hi nan! 183 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:41,233 Oh, Toby's been so sad since you broke up. 184 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,244 Oh he's like a baby, isn't he? 185 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,446 Nan! You're meant to be practicing your unicycle tricks. 186 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,527 Oh, sorry. 187 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,031 Goodbye, Chloe. 188 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:51,753 Bye, nan! 189 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,325 So anyway, how are you? 190 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,290 Still doing your little DJ and vlog? 191 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,830 Actually, I'm managing the socials 192 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,753 for this really cool band, The Wonderland. 193 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,883 The Spotlight losers. 194 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,009 Runnersup. 195 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,585 I thought they could play a song in your channel. 196 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,090 I don't normally have live music. 197 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,431 I'm more into bants, 198 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,046 ideally of the epic variety. 199 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:13,354 Yeah. Got all of the epic bants. 200 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,060 Yeah, and I'm kind of a big deal now. 201 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,150 I just hit 1 million subscribers. 202 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,355 So, turns out getting dumped by you 203 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,816 is the best thing that ever could've happened to me. 204 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,896 It gave me more time to really focus on my brand. 205 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,113 Okay. Well, if you don't want the band, 206 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,413 then I guess I'll see you around. 207 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,697 Whoa, whoa, wait! 208 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,700 You'd come with the band, right? 209 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,451 So, we'd hang out? 210 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,543 Yeah, but Let's do it! 211 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,708 Let's sit down! What were you thinking? 212 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,877 How 'bout now? Let's do now. 213 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,335 (girls screaming & cluttering) 214 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,335 Nan? You all right, nan? 215 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:48,218 She'll be all right. (chuckles) 216 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,468 This is it. 217 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,849 The moment our boys' lives change forever. 218 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:53,807 Are you ready, Meg? 219 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,347 Oh, I can't believe we're hobnobbing. 220 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,020 This is what it feels like to hobnob! (chuckles lightly) 221 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:57,938 (AJ laughs nervously) 222 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,856 I wanna capture the moment as it begins. 223 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,225 (AJ clears his throat) Go. 224 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,402 (clears throat & knocks on wood) 225 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,900 Uh, we're here to see Dev, 226 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,151 the very cool and famous DJ, say. 227 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:08,994 Name? 228 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,068 Uh, AJ. 229 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,743 That's spelt with an A and a J. 230 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:18,162 Oh, and I'm Meg. That's just spelt Meg. (chuckles) 231 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,714 I manage the Wonderland. 232 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,799 That's a name you're gonna be hearing a lot, so, uh 233 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,715 Sorry, sir. I seem to have no record of the meeting. 234 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,085 Oh! Yeah. 235 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,472 He told me to drop by any time. 236 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,310 (chuckles) That email goes out automatically 237 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,886 to anyone who contacts Dev. 238 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,902 He says you can drop in your demo anytime. 239 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,766 Would you like to stick it with the others? 240 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,574 Dev does listen to them. 241 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,988 Sometimes. 242 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,026 If he gets a gap in his busy schedule. 243 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,820 Well, there must be another way. 244 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,333 Wonderland came second on the Spotlight. 245 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,655 You remember their song? 246 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,500 ♪ You got me have bleeding 'til I can't breathe ♪ 247 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:02,536 ♪ Shaking, falling onto my knees ♪ 248 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,882 Would you please leave the premises?! 249 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,209 Or at least sing in tune? (Meg gasps) 250 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,724 Or else I'm gonna have to call security. 251 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,967 It's all right. 252 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,348 We can wait for him to come out. 253 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,596 Can't believe it. 254 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,348 Dev stood me up. I wonder what he's doing right now. 255 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:22,520 (upbeat guitar music) 256 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,400 (blows on cue stick) 257 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,977 Look at you with your big radio show. 258 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,863 Sasha. 259 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,320 You've gone up in the world since making my coffee. 260 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,361 Thanks for meeting me here. 261 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,453 No problem. 262 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,278 Came to our first ever gig here. 263 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,123 You've done so well, Dev. 264 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,198 Hard to find good people like these days. 265 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,794 So I hear. Your last assistant leaked that GHF video. 266 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,461 Lilly has a sore throat. 267 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,129 Had a sore throat, she's fine now. 268 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,338 She can prove it by singing on your show. 269 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,550 I don't think so. 270 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,679 GHF just aren't really my style. 271 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,927 I like more underground bands who do things the hard way. 272 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,600 How sweet. 273 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,518 You do realize that Girls Here First 274 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,097 will bring a whole new audience to your show. 275 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,023 It's just not gonna happen. 276 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,771 Dev. They sound amazing. 277 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,694 So natural and clear. Right, Lilly? 278 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:16,074 ♪ Yeah(coughs) ♪ 279 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,294 Maybe we can find some space for them in a few months. 280 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,155 No. 281 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,621 No. Tonight. 282 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,001 I've got The Supernovas on tonight. 283 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,327 I'm going around to their studio, so. 284 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,794 No, you're not. 285 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,594 (phone chimes) 286 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,929 Seriously. You canceled them? 287 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,295 There'll be free in a few months. I'm sure. 288 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,802 But, 289 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,524 oh, no! Looks like you really need a band for tonight! 290 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,975 And the venues so 291 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,425 I'm one step ahead of you. 292 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,154 Would you believe I partly own this place? 293 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,936 Of course you do. 294 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,149 (lip smacks) 295 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:53,239 (guitar music) 296 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,906 Here it is, guys! Tobilarious's house. 297 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,775 He's in there with his 1 million subscribers. 298 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:02,373 Must be pretty cramped in there. 299 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,330 Let's do this. 300 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,040 All right, Chloe. What's the plan? 301 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,250 Is nan in there? 302 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,300 Just be super nice to Toby, okay? 303 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,335 Translation, Harry. 304 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,758 Don't be sarcastic. 305 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,216 Yeah, right. Like that's gonna make a difference. 306 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,086 Right, okay. 307 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,302 Deep breaths. 308 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,552 (exhales out) Yeah. 309 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,433 Chloe, he's a vlogger. Why are you so stressed? 310 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,100 Stressed? I'm not stressed. What if it is stress? 311 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,978 Why would I be stressed? I am the leaststressed person. 312 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,937 Chloe, um. 313 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,898 I just wanted to say thank you for sorting this. 314 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,280 You're amazing. 315 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,356 Oh! So are you. 316 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,781 As a friend. 317 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,029 Obvs. 318 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:46,963 ♪ You tell everyone our love went cold ♪ 319 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,536 ♪ Going around, spreading the word it's over ♪ 320 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,342 ♪ If that's how you(coughs) ♪ 321 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,799 We should take a break. 322 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,509 Lilly, are you gonna be all right? 323 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,049 I'll be fine. 324 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,853 You don't sound fine. 325 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,716 In fact, what's the opposite of "fine"? Anyone? 326 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,064 Lola, stop it. 327 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,309 Whatever happens, we've got your back. Right? 328 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,572 Yeah. 329 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,775 Even if you embarrass yourself 330 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,435 in front of millions of people, 331 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,823 you've always got us. 332 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,239 Thanks. 333 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,658 Right! Ladies. Dan, 334 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,026 any luck on that drink I asked for? 335 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,492 Lilly really needs it. 336 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,372 Did I pick fresh dandelions and nettles 337 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,369 from a Southfacing meadow? No. 338 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,331 But I did manage honey and lemon. 339 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,331 Thanks, Dan. 340 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,883 I don't know why Sasha's pushing us. 341 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,996 Lilly's still not better. 342 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,252 Oh, I don't know. 343 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,264 Maybe she's going for a Mick Jagger vibe. 344 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,797 You know, one of those old school rockers? 345 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,550 Proper croaky. 346 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,011 You think I sound croaky? 347 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,311 No, just a bit husky. 348 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,635 Like a very tuneful dog. (chuckles) 349 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,981 Thanks. 350 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,437 It's gonna be a disaster. 351 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,306 No. 352 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,482 We've already been called 353 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,400 the worst singing disaster in history. 354 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,739 What could be worst than that? 355 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,855 What? 356 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,202 (phone ringing, barking dog) Oh. 357 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,619 Sasha? 358 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,237 Yes, your coffee's right here. 359 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,874 It's just coming. 360 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,620 I'll take it. 361 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,922 I think I need to find out what's going on. 362 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:16,496 (melodious guitar music) 363 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,174 So, this is banter HQ. 364 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,053 Whoa. 365 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,379 Nice. 366 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,014 You really have gone up in that world. 367 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,761 This place is epic! 368 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,932 This is where the magic happens. (chuckles) 369 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,181 Dad was a bit annoyed that I moved his kit but I was like, 370 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,693 "Mate, who's earning wonger here?" Am I right? 371 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,186 (group laughing awkwardly) 372 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,478 I'm very rich now if that wasn't already clear. 373 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,572 Ah. 374 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,857 How do I look? 375 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,700 Fine. Just put the sandwich down. 376 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,856 It's nan! 377 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,824 Hello Chloe, love! 378 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,704 Hi, nan. 379 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,371 Nan, hair. 380 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,369 How does she know Chloe? 381 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,710 Oh, didn't Chloe tell you? 382 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,745 We used to go out. 383 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,789 What? 384 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,041 Only for bit. 385 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:59,133 Yeah. No biggy. 'Cause I'm totally over it. 386 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,840 What's that wall chart? 387 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,180 Has your face in it, Chlo. 388 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,426 No, it hasn't. 389 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,218 It has. 390 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,260 No. 391 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,563 Right! Should we start setting up then? 392 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,767 Yeah. Yes. 393 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:24,067 (melodious guitar music) 394 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:29,452 (woman laughing maniacally) 395 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,202 (muffled speaking) Really? 396 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,714 (woman laughing loudly) 397 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,877 He's not coming down, is he? 398 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,046 I'm a terrible manager. 399 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,085 Come on, pass me another Scotch egg. 400 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:44,088 No. This isn't the AJ that I know. 401 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,972 Do you remember when you got up at 4:00 AM 402 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,638 to take the boys to those auditions? 403 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,057 (AJ laughs lightly) 404 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,095 And then you fell asleep on the loo at the service station 405 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,559 and they missed the audition anyway. 406 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,150 Sorry, that wasn't the story I thought it was. 407 00:14:59,148 --> 00:14:59,938 You're right. 408 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,321 Am I? 409 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,737 Well no, but, 410 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,105 right, it's time for action. 411 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,413 I'm not gonna stand for being messed around anymore. 412 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,867 I'm gonnaoh! 413 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,907 Sorry, can you get me up? Yeah. 414 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,830 I've eaten quite a lot of Scotch eggs. 415 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,659 (AJ coughs loudly) 416 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,214 You know what?! 417 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,877 I think there's something wrong with this industry 418 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,745 that keeps out fresh talent. 419 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,002 Yeah. It's all right for you on the inside. 420 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,674 I saw you laughing and joking on the phone 421 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,143 to one of your pop star, hotshot buddies hobnobbing! 422 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,005 That was my sister! She's a nurse. 423 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,762 Oh, I'm sorry. 424 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,774 You know what? I don't blame her 425 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,595 for not wanting to be in the music industry. 426 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,100 It's all fun and games for you lot, 427 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,772 but on the outside, it's no joke! 428 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,110 Yeah, but Dev's sat upstairs somewhere now 429 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,646 in his cool little studio. 430 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,189 Actually, he's not in today. 431 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,192 Oh. 432 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,443 Sorry. Again. 433 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,574 It's pretty hard intimidating people. 434 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,702 Well, where is he then? 435 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,030 Look! 436 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,544 I can't tell you where Dev is! 437 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,287 But I can tell you that the Live Lounge kits' 438 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,170 going to some venue called "The Palais". 439 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,918 The Palais! Really? 440 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,089 We know the Palais, don't we, Meg? 441 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,508 Thank you. Thanks. 442 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,586 As a token of my appreciation, 443 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,262 I want you to have this Tshirt. 444 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,800 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Don't do that! 445 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,263 No. That's fine. 446 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,853 Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah. 447 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,518 So, thank you and, 448 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,267 enjoy your sandwich. Thanks. 449 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,189 Would you, would you like a Scotch egg? 450 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,938 It's a bit pockety but... 451 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,399 Okay. 452 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,029 So I'll leave it there if you want it. 453 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,896 If you don't, that's fine. But thank you. 454 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:34,083 (electro pop music) 455 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,866 Sasha? 456 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,961 Yes? 457 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,535 We need to talk about Lilly. 458 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,290 She's still got a sore throat. 459 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,422 Tell that girl to stop panicking. 460 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,049 Everything's going to be fine. 461 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,376 I don't think it is. 462 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,010 There's nothing to worry about. 463 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,797 I promise. 464 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,470 You trust me, don't you? 465 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,890 (guitar music) 466 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,729 (nan snoring) 467 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,306 Why'd you never tell me you guys used to date? 468 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,981 I don't know. I guess I just felt... 469 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,940 Embarrassed? 470 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,780 Ashamed. 471 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,985 Totally confused about why you went out with such an idiot. 472 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,486 I just felt awkward. 473 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,199 Why would you feel awkward? 474 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,409 Well, I don't know. 475 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,660 Guys, before we kick off, 476 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,372 is it okay if I speak to Chloe in private? 477 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,212 Just the legal bit, (indistinct). 478 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,667 Mm. 479 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,037 If there's a contract, shouldn't we get AJ involved? 480 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,343 No. 481 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,996 I've got this. 482 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:35,474 Okay. 483 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,351 Wait. 484 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,887 You're gonna chuck donuts at the band 485 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,850 while they perform the song? 486 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,559 Bants, isn't it? 487 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,310 That's why a million people come to my channel. 488 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,731 And they've got to wear Tshirts with your face on it 489 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,189 and your nan's gonna play bass? 490 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,069 All right, I won't plug the bass in 491 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,276 but she can just stand there rockin'. 492 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,566 And she really rocks, look. 493 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,149 Nan! (whistling & snapping fingers) Nan? 494 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:51,953 Nan. 495 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:57,906 Start rocking! Go on. 496 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,120 (laughs) See? 497 00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,910 (Chloe sighs) 498 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,292 That's it. No deal. 499 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,829 This is humiliating. 500 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:09,632 I thought you'd say that so I put in a final clause. 501 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:13,340 "They can perform the song without any interference 502 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,892 if I come out for a pizza with you." 503 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,885 Come on, Chloe, admit it. You've made a mistake. 504 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,597 Look at me, I'm rich, successful. 505 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,849 I have incredible hair. 506 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,310 Mm. It's not all that. 507 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,770 Look, and basically, if you don't say yes, 508 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,440 I'm not letting those losers on my channel. 509 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,189 Wait, that's not fair. 510 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,480 Nan? 511 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,243 Where are the donuts? 512 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,605 ♪ How long can our love remain ♪ 513 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,913 ♪ Time never can heal this pain ♪ 514 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,486 ♪ I thought I believed in fate ♪ 515 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,792 (Lilly coughing loudly) 516 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,747 Okay, girls. Back in one hour for the live show. 517 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,039 Get some fresh air. 518 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,303 I can't stick that out on live radio. 519 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,546 Of course not. 520 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,967 That's why you're gonna play their single over the top. 521 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,086 Play the prerecorded, noteperfect single? 522 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,354 This was supposed to be a live set! 523 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,517 Well, it's too late to get anyone else. 524 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,805 Should I give the track to the technician? 525 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,689 This was your plan all along. 526 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,226 You were always gonna fake it. This is show business. 527 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,150 Sometimes you have to make compromises. 528 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,399 There's compromising, 529 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,650 and there's selling out. 530 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,112 What about my reputation? 531 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:20,201 You wouldn't have a reputation if it wasn't for me. 532 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:25,371 Which reminds me, could really do with another coffee. 533 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:29,673 Dan! 534 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,709 (Dev sighs) 535 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,801 (anticipative guitar music) 536 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,549 Excuse me. 537 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,470 Did somebody order snacks? 538 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,260 No. 539 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,563 Come on. 540 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,226 Everyone likes cheesy chips. 541 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,385 Not me, I'm lactoseintolerant. 542 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,774 And I'm off chips. 543 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,520 Just eat the chips. No. 544 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,402 Eat the chips. No. 545 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,728 Eat the chips! 546 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,152 No! Are you like this with all your customers? 547 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,452 You're meant to put your hand in there and find this. 548 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,116 It's a demo of the band I manage, The Wonderland. 549 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,776 The Wonderland. 550 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,084 Didn't they lose on the Spotlight? 551 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,367 Well, came second. 552 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,450 Runnersup. 553 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,254 But we're doing it the hard way. 554 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:12,168 Hence the hidden USB stick, which is now covered in cheese. 555 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,379 Please. 556 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,549 I promised them I'd get you to listen. 557 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,878 We just need a break, mate. 558 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,804 All right. I'll give it a listen but, 559 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,104 I can't promise anything. 560 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,097 Thank you. 561 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,058 (cheese splats) 562 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,098 Oh, sorry. 563 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,351 I'll get you a cloth. 564 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,313 Or did you want the? 565 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,772 No. Lactose intolerance, right. 566 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:37,033 Serious condition, okay. 567 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,157 Okay rock stars, let's get this over with! 568 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,105 We've got a date. 569 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,704 A date? 570 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,119 What's going on? 571 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,827 Yeah, me and Chloe are finally getting back together. 572 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,787 She realized breaking up with me was a huge mistake, 573 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,957 didn't you? 574 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,165 Yep. 575 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,665 Huge. 576 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,496 Right. Let's put on a show for the million subscribers. 577 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,713 Chloe, you don't have to go on a date with him 578 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,264 just so we can be on his channel. 579 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,547 Why not? He's got 580 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,550 amazing hair. 581 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,182 That's enough for a relationship, right? 582 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,309 I can't let you do this. 583 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,015 Think of the hits. 584 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,635 No, sorry. 585 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,731 This isn't happening. 586 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,057 Come on, guys, we're leaving. 587 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,113 Hey, where are you going? 588 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,776 Home. 589 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,525 You might have 1 million subscribers but 590 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,647 we've got one thing you don't have. 591 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,994 A pet monkey. 592 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,869 Finally! 593 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:27,076 No. 594 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,157 Friendship. 595 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:34,134 In fact, I kinda feel sorry for you, Toby. 596 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,376 (scoffs) Feel sorry for me? 597 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,379 I've got a million subscribers. 598 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:46,471 Well, I don't see any of them. 599 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,522 Don't go, Chloe. 600 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,517 You'll never get anyone better than me. 601 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,559 I'd rather arm wrestle your nan 602 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,272 than go on a date with you. 603 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,903 Come on, then. 604 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,530 You and me. 605 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:05,027 Let's have it! 606 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,412 Before I go, 607 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,658 can I have a quick shoutout? 608 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,001 You're seriously asking me for a shoutout? 609 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,826 Not you. Your nan. 610 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,382 She's a legend. 611 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,575 Hey can you just say, uh, 612 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,594 "Hey Mya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend." 613 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,627 Get 614 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,300 out. 615 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:27,969 Get out! 616 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,312 Hey can you just say, uh, 617 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,346 "Hey Mya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend." 618 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,230 (Mya laughing lightly) 619 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,266 Get 620 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,849 out. 621 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,524 Someone's happy. 622 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,322 It's my boyfriend. Just messing around. 623 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,776 He's in a band. They're trying to make a go of it. 624 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,857 The hard way. 625 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,702 They're epic. Especially live. 626 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,947 Really? 627 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,698 They're called "The Wonderland", they were 628 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,370 runnersup in the Spotlight. Runnersup in the Spotlight. 629 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,618 You've heard of 'em? 630 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,039 You could say that. 631 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,537 You pass me a napkin? 632 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:59,381 This had cheese on it. 633 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,878 So, (laughs awkwardly) you and Toby, eh? 634 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,382 Yeah. I know. 635 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,393 Even AJ won't do something that embarrassing.. 636 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,005 Nah, pretty sure he would. 637 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:08,802 I mean, Guys! 638 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,974 He does. Guys! 639 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,222 All the time. Guys! 640 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,603 We need to leave now. 641 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,810 And dad says we need to get to The Palais ASAP. 642 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:24,280 (guitar music) 643 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:28,028 ...17 different minerals and 17 vitamins. 644 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,372 Ready for the big show? 645 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,536 I have a feeling we're gonna smash it. 646 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,455 Yeah, there's been a change of plan. 647 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,535 This show is about real performances 648 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,880 and clearly, Lilly just isn't up to it today. 649 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,666 It doesn't matter, remember? 650 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,999 We're playing the single. 651 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,134 Only we will know. 652 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,380 Well, if it gets out, 653 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:47,721 I let a band fake it, I'm finished. 654 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,638 I'm all about the live music 655 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,967 and bands that are trying to make a go of it the hard way. 656 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,683 But you won't get anyone at this late notice. 657 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,143 Yeah! I knew you were counting on that, 658 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,444 but I'm one step ahead of you. 659 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,479 Hi. 660 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,402 [Girls] Hi. 661 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,399 Heya. 662 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,440 Hi. Hi. 663 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,703 Hey. Hi. 664 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,867 The Wonderland? 665 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,825 They're not ready for this. 666 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,035 Maybe. But sometimes you got to give real talent a chance. 667 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,157 If you do this, 668 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,673 you won't be able to book any of my acts again! 669 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,076 That'd be a shame. 670 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,254 I'd quite like to have the girls on in a few months, 671 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,632 they seem to have real character. 672 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,840 What are we saying, girls? 673 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,419 Thanks, Dev. That's sounds okay. 674 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,634 All right, guys. 675 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,554 Better get set up. You're gonna be on soon. 676 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,762 (Sasha sighs) 677 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,603 Girls! 678 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:41,807 (upbeat guitar music) 679 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,574 Well, I wasn't expecting to be playing on Radio 1 680 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,776 when I woke up this morning. 681 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,276 I'm tellin' you. 682 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,237 This time next year. 683 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,237 Might be sooner than that. 684 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,698 Whoa! 685 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,778 Take note of the date and the time. 686 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,083 Harry just said something positive! 687 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,036 Well, maybe our luck's changin'. 688 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,536 (sighs) It's not luck. 689 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:01,628 Check out the team we've got. 690 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,165 Do want a Scotch egg, darling? 691 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,458 You didn't have any dinner. I'm fine. 692 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,171 Wait, wait, it's justokay. Mom, stop! 693 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,171 Scotch egg? I'm fine, thank you. 694 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,382 Scotch egg? 695 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,172 Yeah! I knew you would. 696 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,384 All right guys, get ready. 697 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,974 We're gonna go live in a couple of minutes, all right? 698 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,009 Egg? 699 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,562 No, definitely not. Okay. 700 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,015 (lip smacks) 701 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,226 Hey, welcome back to the Live Lounge with Dev! 702 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,976 Tonight, we've got a band I think you're gonna like a lot. 703 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,569 This is "The Wonderland"! 704 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:28,275 (guitar music) ♪ I know you ♪ 705 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:31,527 ♪ I know you ♪ 706 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:37,410 ♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪ 707 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,581 ♪ This gonna be a heavy night ♪ 708 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,421 ♪ Way too many things, ain't even started ♪ 709 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,667 ♪ Never need to apologize ♪ 710 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:50,760 ♪ We already know we're far from perfect ♪ 711 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,798 ♪ I fall to the curb ♪ 712 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:57,262 ♪ You laugh 'til it hurts ♪ 713 00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:01,854 ♪ Who cares we've been here so many times ♪ 714 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:05,272 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 715 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,572 ♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪ 716 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,737 ♪ And it's paradise in our minds ♪ 717 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:14,907 ♪ Falling together, arms 'round each other ♪ 718 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:21,117 ♪ I know you, know me too ♪ 719 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,331 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 720 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:30,343 ♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪ 721 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,379 ♪ I know you ♪ 722 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,303 ♪ I know you ♪ 723 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,852 ♪ Stumbling ♪ 724 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:41,635 ♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪ 725 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:42,562 ♪ Stumbling ♪ 726 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,689 ♪ I can barely see in front of me ♪ 727 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,857 ♪ Strangers start to look like friendly faces ♪ 728 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,107 ♪ In the middle, I'm steady on my feet ♪ 729 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:56,161 ♪ And carrying the world is overrated ♪ 730 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:59,366 ♪ I fall to the curb ♪ 731 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:02,698 ♪ You laughed 'til it hurts ♪ 732 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:07,464 ♪ Who cares we've been here so many times ♪ 733 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,459 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 734 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,722 ♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪ 735 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:16,885 ♪ And it's paradise in our minds ♪ 736 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,965 ♪ Falling together, arms 'round each other ♪ 737 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:26,482 ♪ I know you, know me too ♪ 738 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,648 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 739 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:35,818 ♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪ 740 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,701 ♪ I know you ♪ 741 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,869 ♪ I know you ♪ 742 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,328 ♪ Stumbling ♪ 743 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:47,287 ♪ I know you, I know you, I know you ♪ 744 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,381 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 745 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:53,507 ♪ It doesn't matter, we're all together ♪ 746 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,875 ♪ And there's paradise in our minds ♪ 747 00:27:56,884 --> 00:28:00,394 ♪ Falling together, arms round each other ♪ 748 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:06,727 ♪ I know you, know me too ♪ 749 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,937 ♪ We're all stumbling through the night ♪ 750 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:15,858 ♪ But it's paradise in our minds ♪ 751 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,861 (people clapping, cheering & whistling) 752 00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:22,461 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50886

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