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[radio static]
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(man)
# Sometimes I want to kill, kill #
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# times I want to kill, kill #
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# times I want to kill, kill #
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[radio static]
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(woman)
Too soon to say how this will affect
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an already unstable situation
in the middle-
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(man)
# If when one of us is dead #
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[radio static]
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(woman)
# When I die #
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[radio static]
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(man) Listening to Rockin' Johnny's
all vinyl afternoon
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on CL 97.3.
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It's a crisp bright day
here in the hammer.
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Looks like spring
is right around the corner.
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This one by The Jive Five
is going out to all of you
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counting down the hours
till quitting time.
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(men)
# Tick-tock #
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# listen to the clock #
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# Tick-tock #
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# listen to the clock #
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(man)
# What time is it? #
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# I've just got to know #
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# What time is it? #
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(men)
# It's 5:00 #
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(man)
# Three more hours to go #
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# till I hold her #
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# in my arms #
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# and tell her #
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(man)
I got it.
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I got the feeling.
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I can taste it.
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I got it.
I got it.
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I got the feeling,
got the feeling.
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I feel it.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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"Weapon of Mass Destruction
in the fifth race."
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
in the fifth.
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
in the fifth.
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
in the fifth.
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Don't waste it.
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Don't waste it
on anything stupid.
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I got that feeling.
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I got the feeling.
I got the feeling.
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Fuck are you staring at?
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Should I piss?
No, don't piss.
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I got the feeling.
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I got the feel-
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careful, don't step on any
fucking cracks, man.
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What you lookin' at?
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Don't fucking look at me,
you bad luck cocksucker.
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Hi, there.
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Can I get a scratch off
for there?
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Ten bones.
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Thank you.
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# Tick-tock #
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# Listen to the clock #
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# What time is it? #
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# It's 7:00 #
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Give me something.
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Give me something.
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Ah, cocksucker!
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Fuckin', fuck, oh, fuck.
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Yeah, the fuckin' store
was cursed.
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Should have just gone
to the fuckin' track.
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[man on radio]
# The moment in #
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If there's a taxi coming,
I go to the track.
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Oh, yes, yes, fucking A.
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Oh, yes, yeah!
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Fucking A, I still got it.
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I still got the feeling.
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You cocksucker!
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Ah, cocksucker.
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Oh, cocksucker.
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Fuck.
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Ah, cocksucker.
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Motherfucker.
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What a fuckin' day.
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God damn it.
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Oh.
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Hey, hold that cab!
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[man on radio]The Jive Five.
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Hold that cab!
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[engine turning]
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Wait, please!
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Hold that cab!
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Please!
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Wait, just-
ah, fuck!
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Ah, fuck!
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Oh, yeah, now you see me.
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Great, so thanks for that,
you fucking bad luck old lady.
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Fucking had to live just
long enough to kill the feeling.
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God damn it.
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A fucking conspiracy
or something.
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[horn honks]
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Ah, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Get in the car, Andy.
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Andy.
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He's still following me, okay.
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Oh, hey, Reuben.
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Hey, where the hell
did you come from?
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Get in the car, Andy.
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Get in the car.
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Okay.
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Reuben, I swear to God, man,
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I was this fucking close
to having your money.
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I-I totally had the feeling.
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Put that cigarette
out of my car, Andy.
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What?
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Oh.
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So...
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I thought you-
you'd retired or something.
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Hey, did you go on vacation?
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You look like you got some sun,
lost a little weight.
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Look, I swear to God.
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I was this fucking close, Reuben.
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But then some fucking old
bad luck lady fucking cursed me
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and killed the feeling.
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What's that?
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Is that Cleo?
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Why?
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Why do you have my Cleo?
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Oh.
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I get it.
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You're gonna hurt my poor,defenseless little cat
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just 'cause
I owe you a little money?
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In the meantime-
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What are you doing?
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The fuck's it
look like I'm doing?
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I'm getting
my fucking cat.
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Get back in your seat.
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Please.
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I said get back in your seat, Andy.
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How's my favorite kitty?
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Are you fucking crazy?
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Punch me in the fucking ear,Reuben?
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Fuck this shit.
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[doors lock]
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What the fuck
is the matter with you?
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Why are you doing this?
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Shut up
and I'll tell you.
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You know what?
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Reuben, you've gone
fucking crazy.
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I said shut up, Andy.
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Ow, God.
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Shut the fuck up!
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You shut the fuck up!
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Ah!
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Stop hitting me!
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Ow!
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I'm trying to be
a nice guy here.
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Now, listen, Andy.
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You're gonna die today.
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Come on.
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Ow!
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Fuck balls!
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Today.
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Fuck!
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Now, there's five other guys
who wanted to do this job,
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but I said that I'd handle it.
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You want to know why?
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Because...
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I wanted to give you a chance
to prepare, to make peace.
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Anybody else, you'd already have
a bullet in your head.
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You understand?
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I got shit to do.
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Now, I've got
a meeting at 3:00.
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I have to be
somewhere else at 3:00.
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So that's how much time
you've got.
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But if you reach
for that door again,
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I'll do it now,
I swear it.
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All right?
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I'm a fucking retard.
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I'm trying to be a nice guy.
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Oh, yeah,
thank you very much, Reuben.
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You're super swell.
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You're welcome.
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So...
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what do you want to do, Andy?
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And I suggest you make good use
of this time.
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I don't know.
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I-I can't think.
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I got to take a piss.
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You can take a piss
when you're dead.
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I got to piss now,Reuben.
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I've been holding it in
for, like, a fucking hour.
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I will go in here if you want.
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Do you have, like, a cup
or a bottle or something
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for me to pee into?
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Wait there.
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Come on, then.
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Don't try anything stupid.
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Go on that post there.
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What if I got some money?
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I could always sell my TV set.
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TV's not worth 68 grand, Andy.
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It's 68 now?
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Jesus.
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Don't be looking at my dick.
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Well, fuck, could youturn around, please?
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You're really making mevery nervous.
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Go on.
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What if I got ten grand?
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Well, I'd take the ten grand
and shoot you anyway.
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Really?
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I got 60 bones in my pocket.
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We'll go to the casino,
play some high stakes slots.
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It's not about
the money anymore, Andy.
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It's about you
going around town,
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bragging about how
you're not gonna pay people.
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It's about you going around,
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making fun of the way
one of those people looks.
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Well, he's-
he's got a fucking-
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Yeah, he's got a harelip,
and guess what.
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He doesn't like people who
owe him large amounts of money
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calling him
Mr. Funny Mouth.
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Now, are you gonna piss or what?
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I can't.
222
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I'm having trouble here.
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00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,314
Could you make, like,
a waterfall sound?
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What?
225
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Just like Niagara Falls,
just go-
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[whooshing sound]
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It'll help me go.
228
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,155
Andy, you've got three seconds
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before I shoot
your fucking dick off.
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Okay, okay,
here we go.
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Oh, there we go.
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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[groaning]
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Idiot.
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Oh.
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Let's go.
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Fuck!
238
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This is the sort offucking luck I have.
239
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,824
I smell like
a fucking hobo right now.
240
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Get in the fucking car.
241
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,841
Now, put your seat belt on
242
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and stop dicking around, Andy.
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Man.
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[man on radio] Ah, such a classic
track to hear on the station
245
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that plays all your favorites,CL 97.3.
246
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Up next, we're jumping ahead to 1970
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with Lighthouseand One Fine Morning.
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[funky guitar riff]
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# #
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[man on radio] # One fine
morning, girl, I wake up #
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What are you doing?
252
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The fuck's it look like I'm doing?
253
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I already told you no.
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What do you mean, no?
255
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:23,903
I already told you,you can't smoke.
256
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:24,943
Now, put it out.
257
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,272
What, are you fucking kidding me?
258
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:27,607
I don't want to breathe that crap.
259
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,415
I'll roll the window down.
260
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,613
Didn't you smoke for, like,20 fucking years, Reuben?
261
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,120
Yeah, and then I realized
it was disgusting.
262
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,155
Now, put it out.
263
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,401
So we're just gonna sit here,
driving around all day?
264
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,675
They just got some
polar bears at the zoo.
265
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:06,577
We could go to the art gallery,
266
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,812
check out some paintings.
267
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,151
Anything you want, Andy.
268
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:14,090
You just figure it out
and let me know.
269
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,561
It's hard to think
without a smoke, you know?
270
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,133
I don't know.
271
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,627
What?
272
00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,034
Spill it.
273
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,306
There's a woman,
works over on Regent,
274
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,105
looks kind of like Rosie Perez.
275
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,443
Is that what you want to do,
get a hooker?
276
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,675
I don't know, Reuben.
277
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,809
Hey, if that's what you want,
I mean, then fine.
278
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:43,252
I'm-I'm just asking.
279
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,621
Man, let's see.
280
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,855
Art gallery,
Rosie Perez look-alike naked.
281
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,089
Stare at fucking polar bears,
282
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,460
see Rosie Perez look-alike naked.
283
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:53,498
I mean-
284
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,295
It's your hour.
285
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,629
If that's what you want to do.
286
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,192
You don't like Rosie Perez.
287
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,738
You-you don't think
she's a good actress.
288
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:01,966
No, I like her fine.
289
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,633
And she's fucking hot as balls, right?
290
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:04,676
Yeah, hot as balls.
291
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:05,971
And I don't want to die
292
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,445
knowing that I could have fucked
a piece of ass
293
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,913
that looked just like her, do you?
294
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:14,544
Like I said, Andy,
it's your hour.
295
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,863
(Reuben)
Well, here's Regent.
296
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,024
You want to head down that way?
297
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,200
There's no right answer, Andy.
298
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,069
If that's what you want to do...
299
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:38,405
Hmm.
300
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,344
(Reuben)
Let's go in, Andy.
301
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,539
(Andy)
Okay.
302
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,381
I mean, look, it's definitely
not gonna take an hour, Reuben.
303
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,717
I don't think I even really
want to fuck her.
304
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,153
I just want her to, like,
305
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,451
take her clothes off
306
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,617
and look at her,you know.
307
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,924
We can go see the polar bears after,
if you want.
308
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,465
Hey, it's not about me,honestly.
309
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,432
- Do what you want.
- Yeah.
310
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,799
Okay, it's just up here
a little bit more.
311
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,963
(Reuben)
Here?
312
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,738
That don't look like
no Rosie Perez to me.
313
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,645
That's your idea of Rosie Perez?
314
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:18,683
No, fuck.
315
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,117
That's, like, her mother
316
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,312
or fucking aunt or something.
317
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,912
That's-ah, jeez.
318
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,650
No, no, it's okay.
319
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,351
No, no, no, it's okay.
320
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,393
No, don't.
321
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,519
Don't-it's okay.
322
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,620
No, it's okay.
323
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,101
Do you want a date?
324
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,135
No.
325
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,169
No, thank you.
326
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,898
No?
327
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,166
No, uh...
328
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,969
Is your daughter working today?
329
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,444
(woman)My daughter?
330
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,105
(Andy)Or-or your niece?
331
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:52,207
Looks like Rosie Perez?
332
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,553
Do you want head?
333
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,688
No, thank you.
334
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,283
Maybe some time later.
335
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,230
Awesome, but thank you.
336
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,427
You see?
337
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,867
That's the sort of luck I have.
338
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:16,772
I finally get the nerve
to come down here, and-shit.
339
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:17,809
What?
340
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,173
Is your daughter working?
341
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,474
What?
I was perfectly cordial.
342
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:23,848
How much money you got?
343
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,907
I already told you,60 bucks.
344
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,952
Give me $50.
345
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,179
Why?
346
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,515
Just do it.
347
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,597
[horn honks]
348
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,276
Oh, motherfuck!
349
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,813
(Reuben)
Hey, sugarpuss.
350
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,941
Say, my young friend here,
351
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,215
he got so excited at the sight
of your sweet face
352
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,812
and your-your hot body,that he-
353
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,223
well, he threw a little party
in his pants.
354
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,990
So, I figure
he owes you this.
355
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,930
Okay, fine.
356
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,970
Yo, what the fuck was that?
357
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,237
Is getting hookers
really what you want to do
358
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,537
with your last day on Earth, huh?
359
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:29,342
Well, what am I supposed to do, like,
fuckin' find that special someone,
360
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,906
settle down, have a family?
361
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,784
Now what are you doing?
362
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,378
Am I gonna have to take my seatbelt off?
363
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,495
Get out.
364
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:50,635
Now take a look around.
365
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:51,999
What?
366
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:56,064
(Reuben)
Just around.
367
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:59,702
(Andy)
Well, we live in a shit hole.
368
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,211
I already knew that, Reuben.
369
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,838
It's not a shit hole.
370
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,439
It's home.
371
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,676
It's where we live.
372
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,446
Don't you feel anything
373
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,508
when you look at this, Andy?
374
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,554
Yeah, sure.
375
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:15,560
Anger, depression, hepatitis.
376
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,424
Come here.
377
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,900
- Get up there.
- What?
378
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,664
Get up on the hood of the car.
379
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:26,999
- Why?
- Just do it.
380
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:29,040
Ah, fuck.
381
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,172
What do you see?
382
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,683
A shit hole from a slightly
higher perspective.
383
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,581
Try taking a harder look,
funny man.
384
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,745
What do you see?
385
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,585
Ugly street...
386
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,057
ugly ass fucking buildings.
387
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,562
That's you, Andy.
388
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,222
That's you out there.
389
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,163
Almost everythingthat ever happened to you
390
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,702
happened right here,
right here in this city.
391
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:58,736
Right?
392
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,704
Yeah, right.
393
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,332
Get down.
394
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,747
Jesus.
395
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,407
What are you,
Fred Dryer?
396
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,991
Buckle up.
397
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,089
I just can't believe you.
398
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,031
You don't care
about anything...
399
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,067
or anyone.
400
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,898
Isn't there somebody out there
401
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,564
that you want to look at
one last time, huh?
402
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,575
Say good-bye to?
403
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:41,101
What, did you want to go see
Mom's gravestone
404
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,115
or meet my fucking deadbeat dad?
405
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,482
Or we-you want to watch
an ex-girlfriend
406
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,815
chuck a plateat my fucking head?
407
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,685
Come on, Andy,
now, there must be somebody.
408
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,658
I don't know.
409
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,263
Maybe we could go see my grandma.
410
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,765
Where's Grandma?
411
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,768
East.
412
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,598
Great.
413
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,901
We have to head that way anyway.
414
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,737
[engine turning]
415
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,017
(Reuben)
So you close with your grandmother?
416
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:26,080
Yeah, we're pretty tight.
417
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,716
That's weird.
418
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,954
You never talked about her
over the years.
419
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,290
That's weird?
420
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,160
Yeah, I don't think
you've ever mentioned her.
421
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,723
Well, what the hell
was I gonna say to you?
422
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,462
Hey, Reuben, you know
what's pretty cool?
423
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,472
My grandmother actually plays
bingo every Tuesday night.
424
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,064
Or here, interesting fact:
425
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:47,510
I don't think my grandmother's
had sex in 38 years.
426
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,546
Fair enough.
427
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:53,711
Besides, you know,
I haven't seen her in a while.
428
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:54,877
No?
429
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,444
How long?
430
00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:00,958
I don't know, like, three,
four years, maybe.
431
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,118
Four years?
432
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,662
I thought you said you were close.
433
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,699
We-we were.
434
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:11,133
When I was little, you know,
Dad was gone,
435
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,636
and Mom was doing her thing,
436
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,137
so I ended up at Grandma's a lot,
437
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,174
and, oh, she had so much food,
438
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,903
Ding Dongs and Twinkies
and Jos. Louis
439
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,569
and-and all sorts of pop,
440
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,876
like, every fucking color of pop,
441
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:27,214
the red pop, the white pop,even fucking green pop.
442
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,447
Bunch of fucking catsto play with.
443
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:36,359
Bought me a Nintendo,
bought me a BMX,
444
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,123
one of those Play-Doh
barbershop kit things
445
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:39,220
that you make the hair with.
446
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,766
I mean, fuck.
447
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,233
Why haven't you kept in touch?
448
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,565
I, you know-
449
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,666
I owe her some money.
450
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,007
Hmm.
451
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,173
And I stole some shit from her,
452
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,114
pawned it all off
453
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:03,644
and then lost it all
at the native casino.
454
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,986
That's a pretty shitty thing
to do to your grandma.
455
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,650
Oh, I know,
I know, I know.
456
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,091
I-I thought I was gonna win,
457
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,992
and I'd buy it all back, you know?
458
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:15,397
I was sure I was gonna win.
459
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,196
I want to show you something.
460
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,364
Do you want to go play golf?
461
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,908
No, I hate golf.
462
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,274
There's a story
behind that club, though.
463
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,906
What, you, like, beat somebody
to death with it or something?
464
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,449
No, I made a hole in one with it.
465
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:08,853
I thought you hate golf.
466
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,887
I do.
467
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:15,291
But a friend, he dragged me out
to play with him one day.
468
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,624
This was, '85, maybe,
469
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,529
a few years
before I came over.
470
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,329
And I got to the first tee,
471
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,168
and he showed me
how to strike the ball.
472
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,970
So I hunker down over it,
and I take a swing,
473
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:34,569
and I hit the ball
straight for the green.
474
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:35,943
It bounces four times
475
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,608
and goes plunk,
right in the hole.
476
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,551
No.
477
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:41,813
Yep.
478
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,320
Your first fucking shot ever?
479
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,049
Yep.
480
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,147
My buddy fell on the ground.
481
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,191
He couldn't believe it.
482
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,283
He said-he said,
483
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,828
"Most golfers never get a hole in one
in their whole life, ever."
484
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,126
Jesus.
485
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,291
So what'd you do?
486
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,733
Well, I told my friend,
"I'm keeping this club,"
487
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:58,770
and I left.
488
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,702
- You left.
- Yeah, I went home.
489
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,400
I figured it wasn't going to get
any better than that.
490
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,033
What was the point of going on?
491
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,844
I like to keep it with me.
492
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:12,315
Little reminder of something I got right.
493
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:15,217
Not the shot.
494
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,254
That was bullshit,
495
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:21,918
but actually walking away
at the right moment.
496
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:23,654
How often do we do that?
497
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,290
[engine turning]
498
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,297
[gentle acoustic guitar music]
499
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:39,333
# #
500
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,939
(man)
# Four men in a rock and roll band #
501
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:49,418
# Fly at night,
in the morning we land #
502
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,855
# Fly at night
till we're satisfied #
503
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:56,655
# See the morning
from the other side #
504
00:24:56,728 --> 00:25:00,164
# And when you close your eyes #
505
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,463
# Sleep comes fast #
506
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:07,528
# When you fly the universe #
507
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,803
(Andy) You want to hear my
one in a million hole in one?
508
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,843
Yeah.
509
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,707
All right.
510
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:14,767
About five years ago,
511
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,507
back when I was still living
on the east end,
512
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:17,741
I wake up one morning,
513
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,478
and I have got the feeling
like I've never had it.
514
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,988
I got the fucking King Midas
going big time.
515
00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,216
Like, I knew it,
knew it, knew it, knew it,
516
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,919
knew I was gonna
rip a big win that day.
517
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:31,792
And I had this voice in my head
that just kept saying,
518
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,160
"Go to the track.
519
00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:34,198
"Go to the track, Andy.
520
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,233
Go to the track."
521
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:39,532
'Cause there was this 80 to 1
long shot called Egyptian Fin.
522
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,162
Egyptian Fin?
523
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,639
Egyptian fucking Fin.
524
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,369
I was sure she was gonna win, right?
525
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,603
And I-I just got paid.
526
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,704
I had this stupidfucking construction job,
527
00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:52,045
and I was prepared to bet
the whole bloody check
528
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,482
on Egyptian Fin.
529
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:58,990
I-I thought I'd be up
around 30 grand or something.
530
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,686
Only problem is, the track
didn't open till lunchtime.
531
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,423
So I got fucking five hours to kill.
532
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:09,456
Anyway, idiot over here
gets so excited,
533
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:14,369
I smoke the whole fucking pack
of smokes in the first hour.
534
00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,566
Part of me's saying,
"Hey, just sit tight.
535
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:17,801
"Stay here.
536
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,070
"Wait till the track opens.
537
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,543
"Don't risk going out there
538
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:22,637
and wasting that luck
on something stupid."
539
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,443
But I figured
540
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:27,007
maybe I can just run
to the corner store,
541
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,679
grab a pack of smokes,
and run right back.
542
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,551
Of course, I got fuck all
in my fridge,
543
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:35,286
so I grabbed a bottle
of ice tea while I was there.
544
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,191
Motherfucker.
545
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,229
What?
546
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:45,335
I crack open the ice tea,
and it starts to make a noise.
547
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:46,563
What kind of noise?
548
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:50,904
Like, music, like, some fucking
reggae shit or something.
549
00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,807
And-and I call up
the tea company.
550
00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:58,543
I'm like, "Excuse me,
my tea's making music."
551
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,380
And the woman
on the phone says,
552
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,942
"Oh, congratulations.
553
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:03,112
You've won the grand prize."
554
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,487
You know, and I'm thinking,"Fucking A, validation.
555
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,525
"I knew it.
556
00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:08,559
Today was the day."
557
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,494
I-I felt so happy.
558
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:14,498
I was so fucking happy.
559
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:19,426
Well, what'd you win?
560
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,199
Well, she goes away for a little bit.
561
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:22,933
She has to check something
on the computer.
562
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:23,975
I hear-
563
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,009
[makes clicking noise]
564
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:26,668
Comes back on the phone
and says,
565
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:31,842
"Sir, you've won
a Caribbean cruise for two."
566
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,144
And I'm like,
567
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:34,845
"You've got to be
fucking shitting me.
568
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:35,886
"I hate boats.
569
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,285
"I hate the water.
570
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:41,189
I- I don't even really likethe sun that much. "
571
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:43,591
I asked her if I could-
if I could sell it, please.
572
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,993
She said, "No."
573
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:47,861
It was, like, nontransferable
or some shit.
574
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:55,596
And what happened to the horse,
you know, Egyptian Fin?
575
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,107
Finished dead last.
576
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,142
Oh, well, you see?
577
00:27:58,209 --> 00:27:59,608
There you go.
578
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,646
It saved you from losing
your paycheck.
579
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:02,873
That was lucky, wasn't it?
580
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,345
You really don't fucking
get it at all, do you?
581
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,614
Yeah, I-I get it.
582
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,248
You feel like you wasted
your luck on a crappy prize.
583
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:13,813
Yeah, but not just any luck.
584
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:18,522
The chances of winning that thing
are, like, one in a million.
585
00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:21,997
But you said that you felt
lucky again today, right?
586
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:23,034
Lucky.
587
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,729
Not a million-to-one fucking lucky.
588
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,669
Just turn up here, please.
589
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:28,797
- Here?
- Take a right.
590
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,710
[man on radio]
Fly at Night.
591
00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,979
The West Coast's own Chilliwack.
592
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,044
It's 17 minutes past the hour here
593
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:48,650
with Rockin' Johnny'sall vinyl afternoon.
594
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,820
Your grandmother works
at Jollop's Chicken?
595
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,988
No, no, she just
really likes it, though.
596
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,055
Her and the cats do.
597
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,135
(Reuben) You're not gonna try
anything stupid, now, are you?
598
00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:04,707
No.
599
00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,437
All right, let's go.
600
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:07,637
Jesus.
601
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,448
(Andy)
I worked at this joint when I was 17.
602
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:18,387
Worst fucking year of my life.
603
00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:21,425
[bell dings]
604
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,062
Hello.
605
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:29,900
Not very talkative.
606
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,265
Um...
607
00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,601
Are there
any specials today?
608
00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:35,639
Number two?
609
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:36,731
Number three?
610
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:40,539
No, I-I mean, like, isn't it
Toony Tuesday or some shit?
611
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,601
Number two.
612
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:43,647
With a Coke?
613
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,808
Number two, that's-
that's the special?
614
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:46,976
Yes, number two.
615
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,815
(Andy)Yes, number two is the special?
616
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,753
You like a Coke?
617
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,984
Do I like Coke?
618
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,855
Number two?
619
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,224
Jesus, you really love
620
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,660
that fucking number two,don't you?
621
00:29:58,730 --> 00:29:59,697
Andy.
622
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,065
- What are you doing?
- What?
623
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,804
I'm just trying to help
an immigrant learn English.
624
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:17,815
Let me see your wallet.
625
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:18,849
Why?
626
00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,943
Just give me
your fucking wallet.
627
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,487
Fuck's sake.
628
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,952
You have ten bucks in here.
629
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,117
So?
630
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,559
So why are you looking
to spend two when you got ten?
631
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:34,086
You got plans for the rest
of that money?
632
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,132
No.
633
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,795
So why are you haggling to save
a few bucks on fast food?
634
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,701
Fuck, you want me to pay
full price like a schmuck?
635
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:41,739
Fine, I don't give a fuck.
636
00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,671
I'll do it.
637
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:48,678
Just tell me what it isthat you want me to do here.
638
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,146
There's nothing I can accomplish
in an hour that's gonna save me
639
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,241
from wherever the fuck it is
that I'm going, Reuben.
640
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,253
[cheery electronic music]
641
00:30:56,321 --> 00:31:04,285
# #
642
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,697
Mr. Funny Mouth.
643
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,464
Yeah.
644
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,902
Impatient fucker.
645
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,339
Honestly, Andy,
646
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:22,004
I want you to do whatever you want.
647
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,878
Bullshit.
648
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,415
It's your time, Andy.
649
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,688
All right.
650
00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:33,246
I'll do whatever I want.
651
00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:39,257
Number three, please.
652
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,231
- Three?
- Three.
653
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,929
(Andy) Hey, listen, does
fucking Donny still work here?
654
00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:48,973
He used to be
the assistant manager.
655
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,735
Donny, please.
656
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,680
What's up, Kwan?
657
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,719
Can I help you?
658
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,755
Do you know who I am,
Donny?
659
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:08,783
I am the ghost
of employees past.
660
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:11,192
Is that fucking Andy?
661
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:18,667
Yes, fucking Andy and others.
662
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:20,727
I am made of the ghostsof all the employees
663
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,466
you abusedover the years.
664
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,132
(Donny)Abused?
665
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,766
I caught you putting your dick
in the macaroni salad,
666
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:26,935
and I fired your ass.
667
00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:30,139
Yeah, but not before you ate a whole
shitload of my cum, you didn't.
668
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,580
You know, you're a class act, Andy.
669
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:35,346
All right, look,
you've had your fun, okay?
670
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,217
Can-can you give him
his chicken, Kwan?
671
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,490
Kwan, read my lips.
672
00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:41,855
Give him his chicken, please.
673
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:42,893
You see?
That.
674
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,758
That's the shit right there
I'm talking about.
675
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:46,797
You don't got to scream
at Kwan like that.
676
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,263
You don't have to tell me
what to do.
677
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,300
You got your chicken.
678
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,800
Now, why don't you
get out of my store?
679
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:53,598
Oh, right, you got more
employees to abuse back there.
680
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,298
I understand completely.
681
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,864
What is with this abuse thing?
682
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,876
I don't ever recall
abusing you, Andy.
683
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:00,911
What?
684
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,946
No, in fact,
685
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:03,810
you want to hear
something funny?
686
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:04,848
Yeah.
687
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,883
I actually liked you.
688
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:06,974
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
689
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,210
You know, I got a kid
in the back.
690
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,222
- He reminds me a bit of you.
- Oh, yeah?
691
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,814
Yeah, a real punk,
talks a lot of crap.
692
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:15,552
Hey, good for him.
693
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,253
He sounds awesome.
694
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,295
Awesome?
695
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:19,387
That's awesome to you, huh?
696
00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,726
Well, why don't I get him out here?
697
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,164
Maybe you can tell him
what a big success you've become, huh?
698
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,176
I don't have time for this.
699
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,706
I don't have time for this crap.
700
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,748
Let's go.
701
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:43,087
[bell dinging]
702
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:50,784
Ah, fucking shit.
703
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:51,988
I got to go back in.
704
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:53,860
- Why?
- I got to go back.
705
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,525
Hey.
706
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,762
[bell dings]
707
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,201
Fucking piece of shit.
708
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,136
Donny!
709
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,173
Donny.
710
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,072
Donny!
711
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:06,371
Oh, yeah, okay.
712
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,674
You better fucking
stay back there, Donny.
713
00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,008
Yeah, you better stay back there.
714
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:12,879
And-and you tell the punk kid in the back
715
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:16,317
that, yeah, he's better offbeing a deadbeat
716
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,618
than a fucking fascistfast food manager.
717
00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:21,385
And-and I-
718
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:23,450
and you better be nicer to Kwan.
719
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:26,122
I don't want to hear that you've
been mean to Kwan ever again.
720
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,597
Be nice to Kwan!
721
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,168
[bell dings]
722
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:53,716
So...
723
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,520
What?
724
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,452
Feel better?
725
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,400
[sighs]
726
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,800
That's not true,is it, Andy?
727
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:06,837
What?
728
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,599
About the macaroni salad.
729
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:10,868
Oh, no, it's-
730
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,740
I may have tried it
once or twice.
731
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:14,778
Oh, Jesus, Andy.
732
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,108
What, Reuben?
733
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,169
I was 17, okay?
734
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:18,545
I didn't have a girlfriend.
735
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:20,945
[engine turning]
736
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:22,952
[man on radio] And a
tragedy that both its writers
737
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,853
ended up hanging themselves
after a argument.
738
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,455
(Andy) Hey, but you see the
fucking look on his face?
739
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:35,465
(Reuben)
But why did he deserve that?
740
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,000
I bet you were a crap employee.
741
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,093
(Andy)
Crap employee?
742
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,569
I-I wouldn't-
743
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:43,106
I wouldn't be
in this situation now, Reuben.
744
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:45,506
(Reuben)
You blame that bloke for your situation.
745
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,635
Come on, Andy.
746
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:51,045
No, he fucked me up, okay?
747
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:52,776
He disillusioned me.
748
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:54,818
What do you mean he disillusioned you?
749
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,717
How did he disillusion you?
750
00:35:56,787 --> 00:36:01,019
Always fucking staring at me
and judging me and berating me.
751
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,855
And it's like,
you get done with your work,
752
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:03,951
and you just try to relax,
753
00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:07,088
He'll be like, "Hey, Andy,
go mop the floors."
754
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,360
Or, "Andy, go clean
the employee washroom.
755
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,925
I just went diarrhea
all over the motherfucker."
756
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,404
And after a while,
I started to realize
757
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:17,703
if this is what it is
to be in the workforce,
758
00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,902
then yeah, fucking A,
I'm better off being a criminal.
759
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,575
Well, let me ask you this, Andy.
760
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:27,049
Would you want a dick
in your dinner?
761
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,246
I suppose not.
762
00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,448
That's what I thought.
763
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,320
And I-I got to say,
764
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:38,226
as someone who likes
to order the occasional meal
765
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,320
from a joint like that,
766
00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:41,228
I'm happy to know
that there's somebody there
767
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:44,530
to make sure the place is clean,
the food's prepared right,
768
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:48,402
and the employees
aren't fucking the salads.
769
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,099
Guy was just doing his job, right?
770
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,469
Yeah, just following orders, right?
771
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:56,035
Just-just like you, Reuben,
just following orders.
772
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:58,707
Right, Andy, just like me.
773
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,256
So I'm a bad guy
774
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:10,885
because I gamble too much,
775
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,725
but you know what, Reuben?
776
00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,732
I've never fucking hurt anyone.
777
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,768
I've never killed anybody.
778
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,427
That's not why
you're a bad guy, Andy.
779
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:22,904
This isn't even about you
gambling too much.
780
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,874
This is about you
fucking people over.
781
00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:29,675
You know, when people
give a guy chance after chance
782
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,078
and he keeps fucking 'em over,
783
00:37:31,148 --> 00:37:33,673
I mean, pretty soon,
it seems like that bloke,
784
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:38,188
he just doesn't give a shit
about anyone or anything.
785
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:14,654
(Reuben)
You went to school here, right?
786
00:38:14,725 --> 00:38:18,217
(Andy) Yeah, here's where
it all started to go to shit.
787
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:25,861
Believe it or not,
788
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:29,167
I was actually one of
the smart kids in grade three.
789
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,674
Oh, what happened in grade four?
790
00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:33,334
I'll tell you what
happened in grade four.
791
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:36,209
Sherry Lewis started wearing
a fucking skirt to school.
792
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:40,578
And then grade five,
the teacher, Mrs. McDougal,
793
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,551
looked exactly
like Elizabeth Berkley.
794
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,383
Like, I'm supposedto learn fucking math
795
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:47,754
when I got Showgirls happening
at the front of the classroom?
796
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,315
Like, please.
797
00:38:50,628 --> 00:38:53,028
I didn't like school.
798
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,794
I just stared out the window,
waiting for recess.
799
00:38:56,867 --> 00:39:00,894
I liked recess all right.
800
00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:01,995
First football.
801
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,665
First smoke.
802
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:05,402
First goal.
803
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:10,175
First fight.
804
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,442
First fucking bet.
805
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:16,219
[chuckles]
806
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,381
[engine turning]
807
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:49,114
(Andy)
She's the turquoise one up on the left.
808
00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:50,949
[woman on radio]Up next, news and weather.
809
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,968
Bet you any money
she's watching the TV.
810
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,009
[woman on TV] Onto the topic
at hand, which is ex sex.
811
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,204
Have you guys ever?
812
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:18,840
Close, very close.
813
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,076
Grandma?
814
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,988
Hi, there.
815
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:31,952
My program's over
in five minutes, Andy.
816
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:32,996
[cat meows]
817
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:37,729
I brought you some chicken.
818
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:38,894
Don't block my view.
819
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:39,936
All right.
820
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,165
Just put it there.
821
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,009
Have a seat, sweetheart.
822
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:47,976
I'm not gonna bite.
823
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,808
I'm okay.
824
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,314
Reuben doesn't like smoke,
Grandma.
825
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,351
I'll just stand here.
826
00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:55,385
Well, go on then.
827
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:59,287
Have a look.
828
00:40:59,356 --> 00:41:01,824
Well, I just had my lunch
not too long ago.
829
00:41:01,892 --> 00:41:03,484
[cat meows]
830
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:05,829
What is this?
831
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,124
Is this for everybody?
832
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,358
No, Reuben and me
already ate.
833
00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:09,456
It's just for you.
834
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:10,500
Well, it's too much.
835
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:11,535
What do you think I am,
an elephant?
836
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,302
Well, I mean, all right,
I'll help you out.
837
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:18,239
Get your grubby paws out of
there if you've already eaten.
838
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,140
Oh, yeah, it's all right.
839
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,611
I'll have some laterwith my peas.
840
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,910
Here.
841
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,108
Put that in the fridge
842
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:27,844
for your grandma, Andy.
843
00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:29,351
Yeah, sure.
844
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:35,625
You can keep me company
845
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:36,853
while he's gone.
846
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,859
I just need a glass of water.
847
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:50,230
Here, come see this.
848
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:52,036
(Reuben)Jesus.
849
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:53,076
She live alone?
850
00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,313
Oh, look.
851
00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:00,612
She squeezes
all the air out of it
852
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,549
so it stays fresh longer.
853
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,646
I mean, it-it lasts
for fucking ever.
854
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:07,281
You want some cream soda?
855
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,292
- No.
- No?
856
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,059
Still got plenty of fizz.
857
00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:49,099
Grandma was right.
858
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:55,432
Oh, look at this.
859
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:59,465
Every night, the same thing,
five cards.
860
00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:01,033
She-she never wins,
861
00:43:01,111 --> 00:43:02,544
but she never loses.
862
00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,103
She always breaks even.
863
00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,741
The woman has absolutely no luck.
864
00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:07,943
It's uncanny.
865
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:11,852
She's got no bad luck,
no good luck, just even Steven.
866
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:14,516
And it takes her, like, a whole hour
just to do one of these things.
867
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:18,050
So, like, she'll do a square
and go have a coffee
868
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:21,894
and then do another square
and have a bit of cake.
869
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:24,594
(Grandma)What's going on in there?
870
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:27,159
Nothing's going on in here.
871
00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:28,864
Stay away from myscratch tickets.
872
00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:40,277
Christ, how many friggin' cats
do you have, Grandma?
873
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:41,613
Just the ten.
874
00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:43,346
Just the ten?
875
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,547
Well, I get some of those
neighborhood cats
876
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,717
coming in through
that damn door, though.
877
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:50,692
What the hell do you need
ten cats for?
878
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,093
Well, they're company.
879
00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,154
It's not like I geta lot of visitors here, Andy.
880
00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,527
Your friend's awful shy.
881
00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:01,002
Have a seat.
882
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,005
Honestly, I prefer to stand.
883
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:04,438
Who likes to stand for a visit?
884
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:05,736
What do you do at bedtime,
885
00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,436
stand like a horse while you sleep?
886
00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:10,708
[laughter]
887
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:20,985
Hey, Grandma,
888
00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:25,654
do you still have that
Play-Doh barber shop kit?
889
00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:26,696
The what?
890
00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:27,731
Remember?
891
00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,062
The friggin' thing
where you crank out the hair.
892
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:31,101
I don't know.
893
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,159
It's up in the attic there somewhere.
894
00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:36,600
You boys seem a bit old for that.
895
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:42,301
Well, you can go drag it outif you want.
896
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:44,176
I don't care.
897
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,215
Nah, it's okay.
898
00:44:45,282 --> 00:44:47,546
It's okay.
899
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:51,884
Actually, Grandma, do you mind
if I turn off the TV a sec?
900
00:44:51,955 --> 00:44:53,786
Well, that Touched by an Angel
is coming on.
901
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:54,824
It'll be real quick.
902
00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:55,859
I just-
903
00:44:55,926 --> 00:44:58,690
It's kind of important.
904
00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:03,295
I don't have any money
to lend you, Andy.
905
00:45:05,235 --> 00:45:06,725
I don't want any money, Grandma.
906
00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,795
Okay, fine.
907
00:45:12,509 --> 00:45:17,503
Grandma, I-
908
00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:21,039
I'm sorry that I haven't
been here in a while.
909
00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:26,454
And-no, honestly, Grandma.
910
00:45:26,523 --> 00:45:27,785
I-I just-
911
00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:29,951
I wanted you to knowhow sorry I am
912
00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,722
for all the thingsthat I've done.
913
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:32,921
Grandma.
914
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:35,294
No, 'cause-'cause-
no, 'cause honestly,
915
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:40,064
I've done some bad shit.
916
00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:41,104
I'm so sorry, Grandma.
917
00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:42,195
All right, never mind that.
918
00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:43,603
All right.
919
00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,302
You were the only person that
was actually ever nice to me.
920
00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,241
(Grandma)It's all right.
921
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:52,214
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
922
00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:54,682
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
923
00:45:57,054 --> 00:46:02,754
Hey, Grandma, is-
is Miss Manu still alive?
924
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:06,994
Yeah?
925
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,395
Yeah, she's up on my bed.
926
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,296
She's got the diabetes, though.
927
00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:12,835
Do you think it would be okay
if I went up and got her?
928
00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,463
She's very fragile, Andy.
929
00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,973
No, I'll be careful, I promise.
930
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,338
All right,
then go bring her down.
931
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:20,569
Yeah, all right.
932
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,975
I'll go get her.
933
00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:24,605
I'm just gonna get Miss Manu.
934
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,684
Is he in some kind of trouble?
935
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,048
(Andy)Hello, baby.
936
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,060
Who's a baby?
937
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,390
Are you a baby?
938
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,727
Who is my little baby,Miss Manu?
939
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,824
Who's a baby?
940
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:47,064
How's my baby?
941
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:51,699
Eww, what the fuck happenedto your face?
942
00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:54,300
Are you cleaningyour ears now?
943
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:55,936
You lived here a long time?
944
00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:58,004
Oh, Lord, going on 35 years.
945
00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:00,515
It's nice.
946
00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:03,052
Cozy.
947
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,618
Do you mind if I turn the TV back on?
948
00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:11,661
No, go ahead.
949
00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:13,059
Do you have any programs
950
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,688
that you like to watch?
951
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:17,097
No, whatever you want
to watch.
952
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,064
Oh, shit.
953
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:31,673
I got to-
I'm sorry.
954
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,917
(Reuben)Hey, Andy.
955
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:43,960
Andy?
956
00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:44,994
Oh, fuck you, Reuben.
957
00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:46,791
Andy.
958
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,458
Fuck you, Reuben.
959
00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:55,635
All right, you know what?
960
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,266
You know what?
961
00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,741
You just-
962
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,506
You know what you do?
963
00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,171
Just fucking shoot me then.
964
00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:05,806
Just shoot me, Reuben.
965
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:06,850
[gunshot]
966
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,350
Fuck!
967
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:11,945
Oh, God damn it!
968
00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:13,651
You fucking shot me!
969
00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:17,852
I just grazed your leg, Andy.
970
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:19,259
Little flesh wound is all.
971
00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:20,887
Jesus Christ!
972
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,396
Oh, fucking pussy fart.
973
00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:26,561
This'll stop the bleeding.
974
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,628
[grunts]
975
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,104
You're lucky
I'm such a good shot.
976
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,073
Hey, go fuck yourself.
977
00:48:32,142 --> 00:48:33,769
All right, Andy,
let's get back to the car.
978
00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:35,835
Oh, fuck you.
979
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,175
Andy.
980
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,875
My grandmother
called the police, okay?
981
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:43,215
You better get the fuck
out of here, Reuben.
982
00:48:43,287 --> 00:48:45,482
We can do this here and now if you want.
983
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:48,046
I don't really think that'd be fair
to your grandmother, though.
984
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,456
Do you?
985
00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,357
I'd hate for her
to have to see this.
986
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:54,322
You fucking bastard.
987
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:56,833
Come on, now.
988
00:48:57,868 --> 00:49:00,837
[Andy shouting]
989
00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:02,637
God damn it.
990
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:05,266
I made that jump a dozen times
when I was a kid,
991
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,037
not so much as
a fucking scratch.
992
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,738
Well, your body goes to the shitter
the older you get, Andy.
993
00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:12,907
No, I got a fucking curse on me,
born in the fucking curse.
994
00:49:12,983 --> 00:49:14,610
If you say so, Andy.
995
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:15,913
Let's go.
996
00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:39,469
[engine turning]
997
00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:08,071
You all right?
998
00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:12,632
Oh, I'm just fucking dandy, Reuben.
999
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:15,974
Open up that glove box.
1000
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,975
Take one of themyellow ones.
1001
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:21,779
What is it?
1002
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,217
Don't worry about it.
1003
00:50:23,286 --> 00:50:25,914
It'll take the edge off.
1004
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,020
You got any water?
1005
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:32,061
Just swallow it.
1006
00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:35,121
Don't be a baby.
1007
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,530
It'll take a few minutes to kick in.
1008
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:45,333
So I'm gonna assume that you
planned your little escape
1009
00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,900
long before you got
to your grandmother's place.
1010
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:51,408
I've got to give you
your props, Andy.
1011
00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:52,448
[chuckles]
1012
00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:54,450
You handled it nicely.
1013
00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:57,544
I mean, not just the weepy bit
on Grandma's lap,
1014
00:50:57,621 --> 00:51:00,317
but all the rest of it,
you know,
1015
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,948
all the details before.
1016
00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:04,755
Any of that true?
1017
00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:05,988
You'd think I'd actually steal
1018
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,759
from my own
fucking grandmother, Reuben?
1019
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:12,131
I mean, I owe her
a wee bit of money, but...
1020
00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,268
Is there really a Miss Manu?
1021
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:18,102
Yeah.
1022
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:21,303
She just happened to pass away
when I was 11.
1023
00:51:21,378 --> 00:51:23,073
Hmm.
1024
00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:25,239
So tell me this, Andy:
1025
00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:26,612
if you have the imagination
1026
00:51:26,683 --> 00:51:28,617
to come up with all that,
1027
00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:30,915
to plan that far ahead,
1028
00:51:30,987 --> 00:51:34,616
and to fool a bloke
who doesn't get fooled very often,
1029
00:51:34,691 --> 00:51:36,352
how come you never
got your shit together?
1030
00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:37,688
I already told you, Reuben,
1031
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,820
'cause I'm too farin the fucking hole, aren't I?
1032
00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:42,387
I-I would have been better off
1033
00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:44,798
if you just put a fucking bullet
in my head an hour ago.
1034
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,461
Do you really believe that, Andy?
1035
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,086
You okay, Cleo?
1036
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:17,166
Reuben, she's been asleep
for a very long time.
1037
00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:18,997
What the fuck did you give her?
1038
00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:21,162
Same thing I gave you.
1039
00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:22,205
Half a dose.
1040
00:52:24,107 --> 00:52:25,165
Less than half.
1041
00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:26,709
A quarter, okay?
1042
00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:28,266
What does she weigh,
like, 12 pounds?
1043
00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:29,937
No, motherfucker,
she only weighs nine pounds.
1044
00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:31,878
- Really?
- Yes!
1045
00:52:31,948 --> 00:52:32,915
Only nine?
1046
00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:37,753
[laughs]
1047
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:43,625
No worries,
she'll be all right, Andy.
1048
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:44,819
She'll be fine.
1049
00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:46,157
Trust me.
1050
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,727
What are you gonna do with her?
1051
00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:50,993
Are you gonna keep her?
1052
00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:57,438
You know, if you were half as nice
to people as you are to Cleo,
1053
00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:58,997
you might not be in this jam, Andy.
1054
00:52:59,075 --> 00:53:00,042
Yeah, well,
1055
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,771
Cleo doesn't fucking judge me.
1056
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,645
The cat doesn't look at me
like I'm a hopeless fuck-up.
1057
00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:09,048
She doesn't care if I gamble
or smoke or whatever.
1058
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:11,349
Cat's too dumb to do any of those things.
1059
00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:12,615
No, she's not dumb.
1060
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:17,217
She's easygoing.
1061
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:20,525
Easy like Sunday morning,
aren't you, Cleo?
1062
00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:26,068
You know, Andy,
when I picked up Cleo,
1063
00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:31,472
I snooped around your place
a bit, and-and I...
1064
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:33,932
I found this.
1065
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:37,547
Who is she?
1066
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,009
This girl I knew.
1067
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,143
She's pretty.
1068
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,881
Yeah, she is.
1069
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:47,423
So instead of dicking around
for the last hour,
1070
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:49,390
why didn't you look her up?
1071
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:51,324
'Cause she don't want to see me, Reuben.
1072
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:52,986
Trust me.
1073
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,725
You want to call her?
1074
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,828
You sure?
1075
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,531
Suit yourself.
1076
00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,040
Here.
1077
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,702
Take a look in there.
1078
00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:12,248
Cake.
1079
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,215
Go on, try some.
1080
00:54:14,284 --> 00:54:16,980
Somebody took a fucking bite
out of it already.
1081
00:54:17,053 --> 00:54:18,020
So?
1082
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,648
What, you're gonna worry about germs now?
1083
00:54:20,724 --> 00:54:21,952
Go ahead and try some.
1084
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:31,734
Good?
1085
00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:35,938
No?
1086
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,241
It's nice.
1087
00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:39,935
Great, delicious.
1088
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:44,504
A week ago, I never knew chocolate
raspberry truffle cake even existed.
1089
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,378
I didn't know some genius
had figured out a way
1090
00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:48,474
to make chocolate cake taste even better.
1091
00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:55,587
I guess what scares me most
about dying
1092
00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:57,456
is all the stuff
I'll never know about,
1093
00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:59,961
you know?
1094
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:04,023
I mean, that cake there, that's-
that's just a little thing, but what else?
1095
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,193
If you'd died 20 years ago,
1096
00:55:06,269 --> 00:55:09,170
think of all the stuff
you would have missed.
1097
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:11,440
You gonna finish that?
1098
00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:14,801
No, I'm not really hungry.
1099
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,485
You still have a few minutes, Andy.
1100
00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:36,999
Yeah, I'd maybe like to hear
some music if that's okay.
1101
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:38,034
Music?
1102
00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:39,932
What kind?
1103
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:42,198
Pop, rock, classical, jazz?
1104
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,239
Whatever.
1105
00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:45,774
Just hit the search button,
see where she lands.
1106
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:47,867
[man on radio]Would go on to be Murphy's only hit.
1107
00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:48,911
Reaching number-
1108
00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:51,947
[somber piano music]
1109
00:55:52,115 --> 00:56:00,079
# #
1110
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:21,435
Figures.
1111
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:22,842
What?
1112
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:24,004
It's a nice song.
1113
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,547
- Nice?
- Yeah.
1114
00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:28,778
It's the fucking
saddest shit ever, man.
1115
00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:31,150
This shit follows me around
everywhere I go.
1116
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,711
What do you mean,
follows you around?
1117
00:56:32,789 --> 00:56:35,280
It's all part of my shit luck.
1118
00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:36,985
Oh, come on, Andy.
1119
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,392
Are you saying that if
a happy song had come on,
1120
00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:41,828
you'd-you'd no longer
believe in luck?
1121
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,732
I'll bet if Chuck E's in Love
had come on,
1122
00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:49,329
you'd say, "Oh, I owe fucking
money to Chucky Edge.
1123
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,668
"Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1124
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,435
I must be cursed."
1125
00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:54,204
I don't owe money to Chucky Edge.
1126
00:56:54,277 --> 00:56:55,710
Well, yes, you do, actually.
1127
00:56:55,779 --> 00:56:58,270
But the point is, if you keeplooking for the same thing,
1128
00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:00,748
you're gonna wind up
with the same thing.
1129
00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:03,342
You-you don't fucking get it,do you, Reuben?
1130
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,183
I'm cursed.
1131
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,586
I am fucking cursed.
1132
00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:07,782
I really am.
1133
00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:10,690
No, I got-I got two kinds of luck.
1134
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,628
I've got bad luck,
and I've got fucking shit luck.
1135
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:18,997
The only good luck I ever had
was wasted because of my shit luck.
1136
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,194
That is horseshit, Andy.
1137
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,101
You can't waste it.
1138
00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,072
Listen, the guy who
just won the lottery, okay?
1139
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:27,132
He can go backto the same damn store
1140
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:28,575
and play the samegoddamn numbers
1141
00:57:28,645 --> 00:57:30,704
and have exactly
the same chance of winning
1142
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,714
as he did the week before.
1143
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,909
Random things happen.
1144
00:57:34,984 --> 00:57:36,747
Sometimes you benefit;
sometimes you don't.
1145
00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,117
That's all luck is, Andy.
1146
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:39,314
You really believe that shit?
1147
00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:40,515
I sure do.
1148
00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:43,115
All right, hit the fucking
search button again.
1149
00:57:45,028 --> 00:57:46,188
Fine.
1150
00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:50,358
[man on radio]
# I can't live #
1151
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:53,732
# if living is without you #
1152
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:57,830
# I can't live #
1153
00:57:57,907 --> 00:57:59,966
I mean, come on, please.
1154
00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:03,410
It's about a guy and his girlfriend.
1155
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,141
Jesus.
1156
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:08,309
# If living is without you #
1157
00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:12,081
# I can't give #
1158
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:17,320
# I can't give anymore #
1159
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:20,988
# Well, I can't forget this evening #
1160
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:24,659
# or your face as you were leaving #
1161
00:58:24,734 --> 00:58:31,503
# But I guess that's justthe way the story goes #
1162
00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,508
# You always smile #
1163
00:58:33,576 --> 00:58:35,134
# but in your eyes #
1164
00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:39,170
# your sorrow shows #
1165
00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:42,878
# Yes, it shows #
1166
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:50,959
# Can't live #
1167
00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:54,121
# if living is without you #
1168
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,860
# I can't live #
1169
00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:01,233
# I can't give anymore #
1170
00:59:01,304 --> 00:59:05,365
# I can't live #
1171
00:59:05,441 --> 00:59:06,408
# if living is- #
1172
00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:26,195
Reuben.
1173
00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:29,197
No, Andy.
1174
00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:38,335
We still have a minute or two.
1175
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,273
Any last requests?
1176
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:45,645
Oh, jeez, Reuben, you think
we could go to Walt Disney World?
1177
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:46,807
No.
1178
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:50,182
We could talk about it if you want.
1179
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:53,848
Is that a place you have
fond memories of, huh?
1180
00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:55,584
Disney World?
1181
00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:58,491
I never went
to fucking Disney World.
1182
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:00,995
You wish you had,
though, huh?
1183
01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:06,024
Nope, not really.
1184
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:11,472
Okay, so suppose
that we could go somewhere.
1185
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,667
Where would you go?
1186
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,936
What would you do?
1187
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:17,070
I've never been anywhere, Reuben.
1188
01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:22,611
The only place I'm going now
is straight to hell.
1189
01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:27,312
You think there's a hell, Andy?
1190
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:31,588
I sure fucking hope not.
1191
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,494
What about heaven?
1192
01:00:34,564 --> 01:00:36,327
What do you think that's like?
1193
01:00:40,336 --> 01:00:43,271
Sometimes I think I'll get up there,
1194
01:00:43,339 --> 01:00:48,072
and they'll, like,
take a look at my file and say,
1195
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:50,510
"Fucking A, Andy,
you got a shitty-ass deal.
1196
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,275
You got a raw deal. "
1197
01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,315
And they'll send me back.
1198
01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:54,782
Only this time, I've got, like,
1199
01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:59,254
Einstein's brain,
and I look like George Clooney,
1200
01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:06,228
and I-I'd use the Einstein brain
to cure fucking AIDS and cancer
1201
01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:11,631
and use all the Clooney looks to...
1202
01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:13,464
get a lot of pussy.
1203
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:18,802
But, you know,on the other hand,
1204
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,502
they might say,
1205
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:25,639
"Well, hey, you were actually
one of the lucky ones, you know?"
1206
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:29,742
And send you back to live
in some war-torn third-world slum.
1207
01:01:29,819 --> 01:01:31,184
No-yes, you're right.
1208
01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:32,221
That's it.
1209
01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:35,155
With my luck, I'd get reincarnated
as some dirty old bug
1210
01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:38,159
that fucking eats shit
for half a day and dies
1211
01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:41,492
or, like, one of those fucking
retard inbred dogs
1212
01:01:41,564 --> 01:01:43,794
that can barely breathe, right?
1213
01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:47,102
- What?
- What?
1214
01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:50,003
Your constant bad luck
bullshit is what.
1215
01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:54,237
You know, people have wanted
you dead for years, Andy.
1216
01:01:56,245 --> 01:01:59,271
Yeah, that's right, years.
1217
01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:02,579
I've been making excuses for you
for God knows how long.
1218
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:05,951
You remember when you were 13,
1219
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:10,959
and you placed all them bets
on them college basketball games?
1220
01:02:11,027 --> 01:02:12,654
Yeah, March Madness.
1221
01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,197
Fucking Xavier beat Georgetown.
1222
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,959
March Madness turned into
1223
01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:19,263
April where's our fucking money.
1224
01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:22,566
And they sent me out
to put a little scare in you.
1225
01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:26,767
So I tailed you homeafter school one day.
1226
01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:29,334
You were this little goofball
1227
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:32,006
riding a ten-speed bike
in the middle of winter.
1228
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,748
You had a Walkman on.
1229
01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:39,049
You were doing all this
dangerous no-hands stuff,
1230
01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:41,283
weaving in and out of traffic.
1231
01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:42,790
And I said to myself,
1232
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:44,224
"You know?
1233
01:02:44,293 --> 01:02:47,785
"I should really do a number
on this little nitwit.
1234
01:02:47,864 --> 01:02:50,628
Might do him some good. "
1235
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,133
So I-
1236
01:02:52,201 --> 01:02:56,103
I pulled up beside you
at an intersection.
1237
01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:58,970
I rolled down my window.
1238
01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:00,508
You didn't even notice me, though,
1239
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:02,771
'cause your Walkman was blaring,
1240
01:03:02,845 --> 01:03:05,837
and the Stones must have
just come on, because you were-
1241
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:10,181
you were singing that opening part
to You Can't Always Get What You Want,
1242
01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:14,485
you know, the really high part
with the boys choir?
1243
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:18,687
You were making a terrible
fucking sound, god-awful.
1244
01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:20,626
I should have shot you
right there just for that.
1245
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:26,301
But, you know, I went soft.
1246
01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:30,533
I couldn't hit you.
1247
01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:36,010
I just figured you were some dumb kid
who made a dumb mistake,
1248
01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:40,606
and I drove away.
1249
01:03:40,683 --> 01:03:44,141
I pretended
that you gave me the money,
1250
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:48,088
and I-I paid it myself.
1251
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:52,920
What?
1252
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:53,962
That was you?
1253
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:58,558
Yeah.
1254
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,693
And I...
1255
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,362
I apologize for that, Andy.
1256
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:06,204
I truly regret it.
1257
01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:09,574
I mean, if I'd...
1258
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:12,170
you know,
done my job properly,
1259
01:04:12,248 --> 01:04:17,311
I might have turned you around,
kept you from turning hard-core.
1260
01:04:17,386 --> 01:04:21,720
That's why I've been givingyou all these chances.
1261
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:26,418
But, you know, I can only take
so much responsibility.
1262
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,122
Right?
1263
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:31,030
I mean, you're the guy
1264
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,364
who kept pissing awaychance after chance.
1265
01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:38,339
You know, you're the guy
that owes us 68 grand.
1266
01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:39,738
I-I understand.
1267
01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:40,776
I understand.
1268
01:04:40,843 --> 01:04:43,277
But I swear to God, Reuben.
1269
01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:47,407
I swear to God, I think
if I had one more chance-
1270
01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:50,247
One more chance to do what?
1271
01:04:50,319 --> 01:04:53,152
Buy another lottery ticket?
1272
01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:54,917
Bet on another game?
1273
01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:58,222
No, I-I-
1274
01:04:58,294 --> 01:04:59,261
Reuben.
1275
01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:02,089
Andy, please don't.
1276
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,296
What do you want me to do, Andy,
1277
01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:13,934
call him and say,
"Change of plans;
1278
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,739
Andy doesn't feel like
dying today"?
1279
01:05:15,811 --> 01:05:18,541
Hmm?
1280
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:21,412
It's too late, Andy.
1281
01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:22,644
I'm sorry.
1282
01:05:22,718 --> 01:05:23,844
Not too late.
1283
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,887
It's not too late.
1284
01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:26,649
Reuben, I can disappear.
1285
01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:28,314
Okay, fine, disappear.
1286
01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:30,586
But your head's not gonna be
attached to your body.
1287
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,652
[stuttering]
1288
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:34,957
Yeah, that's what happens
1289
01:05:35,031 --> 01:05:38,125
when you call a bloke
you owe money "Mr. Funny Mouth."
1290
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:44,206
Reuben.
1291
01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:45,240
Andy, stop.
1292
01:05:45,308 --> 01:05:47,708
Now, I thought we had something
real going here, finally.
1293
01:05:49,312 --> 01:05:50,279
Reuben.
1294
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,677
No, Andy.
1295
01:05:51,747 --> 01:05:53,339
Reuben, please.
1296
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,407
No.
1297
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:56,451
Let's go.
1298
01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:58,180
Please.
1299
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:01,182
- Don't.
- Come on.
1300
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,623
No.
1301
01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:06,958
Andy, move your ass.
1302
01:06:08,764 --> 01:06:09,890
No!
1303
01:06:09,999 --> 01:06:10,966
No!
1304
01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:12,091
Fuck you, Reuben!
1305
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:15,194
Fuck you!
1306
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:19,833
You fucking shoot me right here
in your fucking piece of shit car, Reuben!
1307
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,941
Shoot me right in here.
1308
01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:29,341
Fuck you!
1309
01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:36,458
Come on, Andy.
1310
01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:38,015
I'm supposed to get a last one of these.
1311
01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:39,959
Andy.
1312
01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:42,356
Open the door.
1313
01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:45,457
I'm supposed to get one last smoke.
1314
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,559
Open the door, Andy.
1315
01:06:58,047 --> 01:06:59,639
You all right?
1316
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,817
Top of the fucking world, Reuben.
1317
01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,867
Okay.
1318
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,190
Reuben.
1319
01:07:42,258 --> 01:07:44,692
No, Andy.
1320
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:45,727
Reuben, I-I just-
1321
01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:48,764
No, Andy.
1322
01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:49,798
Just listen to me.
1323
01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:52,493
Andy.
1324
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:56,561
Listen, I really just want
to enjoy the scenery.
1325
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:59,335
I suggest you do the same.
1326
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:02,673
I-I-listen.
1327
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:03,712
No, Andy.
1328
01:08:03,779 --> 01:08:05,110
Reuben.
1329
01:08:07,349 --> 01:08:09,317
- Reuben.
- Andy.
1330
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:11,046
Reuben, I'm begging you.
1331
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,587
Listen to me.
1332
01:08:12,655 --> 01:08:15,453
The next sound you make
will be your last.
1333
01:08:15,524 --> 01:08:16,889
[muttering]
1334
01:08:16,959 --> 01:08:18,085
Don't even do that, Andy.
1335
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,253
This is it.
1336
01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:24,288
Next fucking sound,
next fucking move,
1337
01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:25,560
it's all over.
1338
01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:37,134
Take one last look
at this world, mate.
1339
01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,928
Are you ready, Andy?
1340
01:09:07,176 --> 01:09:08,666
I have one last thing
I want to tell you.
1341
01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:09,711
Reuben.
1342
01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,245
Don't fucking interrupt me.
1343
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:15,579
You want to talk about bad luck?
1344
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:19,519
Fucking up your life,
making stupid bets,
1345
01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:23,251
stupid choices,
that's not bad luck.
1346
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:24,314
That's just stupid.
1347
01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:27,760
I'll tell youwhat bad luck is, Andy.
1348
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,661
Bad luck is finding out
1349
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,461
that thing
you thought was an ulcer
1350
01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:32,660
is really a fucking tumor.
1351
01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:37,630
Bad luck is realizing that you
haven't done shit with your life.
1352
01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:40,869
Bad luck is realizingwhat's really important
1353
01:09:40,943 --> 01:09:43,138
when it's too fucking late!
1354
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:45,339
Unfortunately,
1355
01:09:45,414 --> 01:09:47,644
it's too late for some of us, Andy.
1356
01:09:49,952 --> 01:09:52,318
[gunshot]
1357
01:13:05,414 --> 01:13:08,383
[gentle acoustic guitar music]
1358
01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:15,481
# #
1359
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:19,015
(man)
# I can make you scared #
1360
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,255
# if you want me to #
1361
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,356
# I'm not prepared #
1362
01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:26,424
# but if I have to #
1363
01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:29,960
# I said I can make you scared #
1364
01:13:30,038 --> 01:13:32,370
# It's kind of what I do #
1365
01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:34,966
# If you're prepared #
1366
01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:37,978
# here's what I propose to do #
1367
01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:40,412
# You're in Russia #
1368
01:13:40,482 --> 01:13:45,442
# and more than a million works of art #
1369
01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:50,390
# are whisked out to the woods #
1370
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:55,761
# So when the Nazis
find the whole place dark #
1371
01:13:55,831 --> 01:14:00,427
# they think God's left
the museum for good #
1372
01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:03,403
# Make you scared #
1373
01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:05,963
# 'cause that's what I do #
1374
01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:09,306
# If you're prepared #
1375
01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:11,437
# if I have to #
1376
01:14:11,513 --> 01:14:14,914
# If I make you scared #
1377
01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:17,383
# and you pay me to #
1378
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,944
# then that's the deal #
1379
01:14:20,022 --> 01:14:25,426
# Now here's what I can do for you #
1380
01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:28,657
# Now there's a focus group #
1381
01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:31,961
# that can prove #
1382
01:14:32,034 --> 01:14:36,300
# this is all nothing
but cold calculation #
1383
01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:47,846
# Tests have shown #
1384
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:52,615
# that suspicious or hostile #
1385
01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:56,522
# their lives need not be shortened #
1386
01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:59,459
# truth be told #
1387
01:14:59,528 --> 01:15:03,624
# they can live a long, long while #
1388
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:07,533
# tickled to death by their importance #
1389
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:10,731
# If you make me scared #
1390
01:15:10,806 --> 01:15:13,172
# if that's what you do #
1391
01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:16,211
# if I'm unclear #
1392
01:15:16,278 --> 01:15:19,873
# can I get out of this thing
with me and you #
1393
01:15:19,948 --> 01:15:22,041
# And if you feel scared #
1394
01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:24,085
# a bit confused #
1395
01:15:24,152 --> 01:15:26,677
# I got to say #
1396
01:15:26,755 --> 01:15:31,954
# this sounds a little beyond
anything I'm used to #
1397
01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:35,224
# Now there's a precious few #
1398
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:38,323
# that can prove
that at the root #
1399
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,632
# This is all nothing
but cold calculation #
1400
01:16:02,991 --> 01:16:05,926
# Clearly entranced #
1401
01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:09,623
# you're leaning back now #
1402
01:16:09,698 --> 01:16:13,930
# Defanged destroyer limps into the bay #
1403
01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:16,698
# Down at the beach #
1404
01:16:16,772 --> 01:16:20,936
# it's attracting quite a crowd #
1405
01:16:21,009 --> 01:16:25,139
# as kids wade through blood
out to it to play #
1406
01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:28,740
# Okay you made me scared #
1407
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,411
# You did what you set out to do #
1408
01:16:31,486 --> 01:16:34,011
# I'm not prepared #
1409
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:37,616
# you really had me going there
for a minute or two #
1410
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:39,888
# He said, you made me scared too #
1411
01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:42,590
# I wasn't sure I was getting through #
1412
01:16:42,664 --> 01:16:45,132
# I got to go #
1413
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:50,194
# it's been a pleasure
doing business with you #
1414
01:17:20,195 --> 01:17:21,195
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