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FREEMAN:
Captain's log, stardate 58105.1.
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The Pakleds continue
their unprovoked attacks
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on Federation trade routes.
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Seeking a cease-fire,
theCerritos
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is on a diplomatic mission
to the Pakled homeworld,
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which they call Pakled Planet.
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Starfleet Command entrusted me
with this mission
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because of our experience
with the Pakleds last year.
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Negotiating a cease-fire
would be a huge achievement.
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If you keep doing Picard-level
peace-brokering like this,
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they might give you
an Enterprise.
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[chuckles]:
Well, I don't know about that.
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Remember, it's just the Pakleds.
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This shouldn't be
too complicated.
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Ambassador Grubdin.
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Welcome, Captain Janeway.
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Pakled Planet is big and strong.
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Right. Well, I'm actually
Captain Freeman of the Cerritos.
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I'm here to discuss
a cease-fire.
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Oh, I was misinformed.
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I do not have
a big enough helmet
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to make cease-fires.
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Okay. Well, then I need to talk
to someone with a bigger helmet.
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-[Pakled shouting]
- Stay back.
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[exhales]
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Guys, the prisoner Rumdar.
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He ran away from Pakled Planet
to her ship.
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You! Why did you steal Rumdar?
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[chuckles] I can assure you,
we did no such thing.
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Ransom,
is there a Pakled on my ship?
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- That's an affirmative, Captain.
-[thudding]
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This ship is strong.
I can live here now.
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- We think
he's requesting asylum.
- GRUBDIN: No!
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Until she gives Rumdar back,
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Janeway stays here!
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[Pakleds cheer, snarl]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Guys, it's pretty cool
that the captain
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- gets to negotiate peace, right?
- Uh, yeah.
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- I'm sure she's thinking
the same thing.
-[PADDs chime]
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[sighs] Nothing ruins breakfast
like a work assignment.
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Oh, no,
anomaly consolidation duty.
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- Oh, yes!
- RUTHERFORD: Ugh.
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- I got it, too.
- So did I.
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- What's anomaly consolidation?
- You get to go around the ship
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and collect the bridge crew's
research materials
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- from their missions.
- It's trash day.
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It's our bosses, who have
accumulated all sorts of stuff,
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saying, "Hey, peons,
come pick up our trash."
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Dangerous science trash
that can't just get recycled
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in a matter recombinator.
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We have to pack it up
and send it to a facility.
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Could be a nice break
from our usual duties.
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Maybe it'll be fun.
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Oh, sweet, sweet Tendi, no.
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ACD is the most degrading day
of the year.
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Don't listen to her.
This is gonna be great.
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[screams, grunts]
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[Tendi laughing]
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Sorry.
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I-It's just the face
that you made.
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I couldn't help it.
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Okay, all right.
We're all having so much fun.
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- At my expense.
-[Mariner chuckles]
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Hey. Boimler, right?
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Heard a lot of buzz
about your time on the Titan.
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[chuckles]:
Oh, uh, Ensign Casey. Hi.
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- You guys heard about that?
- You're a legend. Listen,
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we've got this little club where
we help each other rank up,
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and right now
we're down a member.
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P'jok got promoted
to the Ventura.
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- What? No way.
- That's what the Redshirts do.
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We help each other
land promotions.
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One day we'll all be captains.
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You call yourselves Redshirts?
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Cool name, right?
Makes us sound invincible.
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But why would you want me
to be one? I mean, I got
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the red shirt, but is there,
like, a form I need to fill out?
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You served with Riker.
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That kind of experience
is super valuable.
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Listen, there's gonna be
an acting captain's duty
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up for grabs later today.
Only us Redshirts know about it.
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[gasps] Acting captain?
Like, l-like on the bridge?
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You tell us Riker stuff today,
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I'll get you in the running
for the big chair.
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But... [sighs]
I have ACD.
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[chuckles]:
Anomaly duty? No sweat.
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- We'll pull some strings,
get you out of it.
- Uh...
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- I don't know.
- CASEY: It's awesome
that you served
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on the Titan,
but there has to be a reason
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you're back on the Cerritos.
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You don't carry yourself
like a leader.
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We could help you with that.
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- But if you're not interested...
-[exhales]
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Uh... wait.
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- I'm in. Let's do this.
-[laughs]
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Excelsior.
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Unbelievable.
Boimler's cozying up
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with those brownnosers
to get out of trash day?
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- Such a great call.
- More trash for the rest of us.
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- I smell adventure.
-[Mariner sighs]
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So, what has you seeking asylum?
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Religious persecution?
Leading a rebellion?
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Some sort of sex stuff?
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I want to see
how the shields work.
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You want to see our
top secret defensive schematics?
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Yeah, and your crimson
force field, too.
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Uh, I will see
if it's operational.
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You getting "Bazminti when
he pulled back the veil" vibes
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- from this guy?
- Oh, yeah. Captain Freeman?
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Our Pakled refugee appears
to be more of a Pakled spy.
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FREEMAN:
What?! He hasn't gotten
anything, has he?
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- No, I think we'll be okay.
-[chuckles]
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He just took a photo
of his own foot.
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-Hmm, this could work
to our advantage.
- Oh. Ah!
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Maybe he'll reveal something
about the attacks.
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Keep him talking.
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- On it.
- RUMDAR: Oh!
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Ransom's always going
on fun away missions.
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You just know he'll have crazy
anomalies we can check out.
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Oh, great.
A pile of unlabeled crystals.
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You're supposed to keep
stuff like this in a lab.
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[sighs]
Ignoring protocol.
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Yeah, one of the perks
of being a commander.
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[groans, screams]
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Oh, man!
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Ooh, this is neat.
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You can tell
from the occipital bone
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that this was one big froggy.
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Tendi, whoa, easy.
I think that's from the planet
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where everything evolved
all weird.
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-[squeals]
-[screams]
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Uh...
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Oh!
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-[Mariner gasps]
-[Tendi screams]
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- Aah!
- MARINER: Whoa!
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Whoa, Rutherford,
you're blowing up.
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- It's altering his biomatrix!
-[distorted]: Whoa, whoa!
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- I got a big ole body.
-[grunts]
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- Stop moving around.
- Oh!
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-[Mariner grunting]
- I can't stop.
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I'm big beyond belief. Oh, no!
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Tendi, grab the red vial.
[grunts]
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Got it.
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Smear that crap on his nose.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[normal voice]: Ugh.
- You just experienced
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- full molecular engorgement
in a matter of seconds!
-[panting]
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Did it feel amazing?
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Hey, Boimler, how often
did Riker clean his trombone?
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-[gasps]
- Oh!
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Oh, constantly.
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It was actually
kind of disruptive.
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[exhales] I need to learn
to blow something brass.
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Okay.
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So, that was our
top secret Starfleet gift shop.
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Next, how about we show you the,
uh, high-security juice bar?
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No!
Now I want to see the warp core.
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Sure, sure.
We'll get you there, big guy.
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We're not exactly dealing
with the Tal Shiar here.
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Let's see if we can get him
to tell us about their systems.
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[both laugh]
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Wait.
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Where'd he go?
Computer, locate Pakled refugee.
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-COMPUTER: No Pakled detected.
- What?
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Did he leave the ship?
Did he somehow cloak himself?
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-Unknown.
- Zinda, his eyes red.
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I'll check engineering.
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Okay, let's see what
the next awesome anomalies are.
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[sniffs]
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-[sniffs]
-[grunts]
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Um...
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[grunting]
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[Tendi chuckles]
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Oh.
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[Mariner groans]
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You want a rotten mushfroot?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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I just want to talk cease-fire
with whomever's in charge.
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Oh!
Janeway turned down mushfroot.
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[fanfare playing]
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Her Mushesty the queen!
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Ah, Your Highness,
allow me to...
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You can't kill Rumdar.
Rumdar is our prisoner.
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We will kill Rumdar.
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I can assure you,
Rumdar's in good hands.
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Nobody is killing Rumdar.
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Prove it.
I want to talk to Rumdar.
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Ransom, put the Pakled refugee
on the line.
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RANSOM:
Uh, actually, we've
temporarily lost track of him.
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What?!
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[chuckles] Rumdar is, uh,
in the bathroom.
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But he said that you
should negotiate a cease-fire.
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Oh, I don't have
a big enough helmet to do that.
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Are you [bleep] me?
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CASEY:
Boimler,
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you need to look like a leader
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if you want people
to treat you like one.
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First,
you've got to fix this posture.
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You're like this
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when you need to be like this.
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-[back cracks]
-[groans] Oh, wow.
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I didn't realize
my spine went that far.
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- That's new.
- Now, this outfit? Oof.
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This is not a good look.
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We all wear this.
It's a uniform.
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- The captain literally wears
the same thing, and she's...
- Right now
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this uniform is wearing you.
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Easy to fix
with a few modifications.
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- Ooh, did Riker
modify his uniform?
- What? No.
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I mean, I guess they had to put
a lot of extra room
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in his pants.
For his legs, I mean.
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'Cause he's tall.
You know what they say:
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- tall guy, big legs.
- Oh, my God, your hair.
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Wow, I didn't even take in
the hair.
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I like my hair.
I'm a cutie. This is good hair.
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But would you follow it
into battle?
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[sighs]
Maybe just a trim?
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Introducing the new and improved
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Bradward Boimler.
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Oh, I feel amazing.
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Oh, look at these shoulders!
Damn.
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Starfleet royalty.
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-[Mariner groans]
- Oh! Aw.
- Aah!
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Boimler? [gasps]
You look amazing.
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[chuckles]: Thank you. The
Redshirts gave me a makeover.
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I-I might have a shot
at acting captain.
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[gasps] Whoa,
is that a Retroovian flask?
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Uh, you know it.
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Careful. Those can release
a gelatinous spray
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- that traps you in this...
- MARINER: Yeah.
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- We know.
-[Casey clears throat]
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Oh, uh, got to go.
But I want to hear
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everything later.
Watch out for that spray.
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- It'll mess you up.
- Damn it, the Nanobots.
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Billups can calculate
warp variance,
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but he can't remember to tighten
the lid on a jar.
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Aw, but come on. How often
do we get to be face-to-face
242
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,807
with these tiny terrors?
243
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,548
Bright side: they're not
full-sized robots, right? Right?
244
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,725
[groans] Tendi, this stuff
is eating my fingerprints.
245
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:42,076
There's no bright side!
Stop trying to make this fun.
246
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,730
- But...
- What is your deal, okay?
247
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:47,211
Every day isn't gonna be some
pristine, exploratory adventure.
248
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,909
Sometimes it's work,
and it sucks.
249
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,040
Get used to it!
250
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,260
Okay. Sorry.
251
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,957
Where could he be?
252
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,046
He's giant and brown.
253
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,571
Being captain
is the role of a lifetime.
254
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:02,444
Leader. Fighter.
255
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,793
Lover.
256
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,403
The captain needs
to always be prepared
257
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,102
to give a rousing speech,
so go ahead.
258
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,712
[rolls "R"]:
Rouse them.
259
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,193
Uh, what am I
supposed to speech about?
260
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,324
Ooh! A temporal rift.
261
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,674
Oh, oh! With a plasma grid.
262
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,240
And the replicators are broken.
263
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,548
Sounds like a crew
that could use some inspiration.
264
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,028
Right now?
265
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,464
Okay. Uh...
[clears throat]
266
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,771
Um, attention, crew. Um,
267
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,208
I'm your captain.
I'm Captain Boimler.
268
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,037
Uh, we've got a plasma grid
and a temporal rift.
269
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,692
Sorry,
you said "temporal rift," right?
270
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,432
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
271
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,871
And, uh, lots of danger.
But as sure as, uh,
272
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:41,178
this is my captain's chair, um,
273
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,876
you can count on me
274
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,529
'cause I'm your captain.
275
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,270
Yes, sirree.
276
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,751
We should mutiny.
277
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,579
Sorry, sorry, no, no, no.
I know that wasn't good.
278
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:53,756
It's just this isn't the same
as actually being on the bridge.
279
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,280
The bridge is wherever you are.
280
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,195
Close your eyes,
think about Riker,
281
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,024
and say what he would say.
From the heart.
282
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,157
-His heart.
-[exhales]
283
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,899
Look, I may not know
exactly what we're up against,
284
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,815
but I do know that in this,
our darkest hour,
285
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,338
I'm grateful.
286
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:14,211
Grateful to have a ship
and a crew I trust with my life.
287
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,039
Now, I'll be honest.
There's no guarantee
288
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,346
we're gonna get out of this.
But if we do, it'll be
289
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,218
because of your combined talent
and dedication.
290
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,873
It's been the honor of my life
to serve as your captain.
291
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,527
But we're not dead yet,
292
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,182
so how about we go in
and kick some ass.
293
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,445
Red alert! Take us in.
294
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:33,274
-[applause]
- CASEY: Now,
295
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,884
that sounds like a captain.
296
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,585
Wow, even Dr. Migleemo
has stuff?
297
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,804
I didn't know
he even went on missions.
298
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,240
That's a pile of random junk.
299
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,981
- Come on.
Even you have to admit that.
- No.
300
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,375
And honestly, I'm getting tired
of you guys whining all day.
301
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,551
If you're so over
anomaly collection,
302
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,074
then I'll just do it myself.
303
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,510
- Okay. Works for me.
- Oh, great idea.
304
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,816
[Mariner and Rutherford sigh]
305
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,339
[groans]
306
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,820
Okay, let's see. There's
this dusty goggles thing.
307
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,083
Ooh, half of some sort of sword.
308
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,477
- You guys
are really missing out!
- MARINER: Mm-hmm.
309
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,392
[sighs]
Look, he's throwing out
310
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,437
a perfectly good storybook.
311
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,963
[squealing]
312
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,486
[whimpers]
313
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,141
Oh, it's one
of those energy field books
314
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,229
that makes stories come to life.
315
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,578
[grunts]
Come here!
316
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,233
Get back in this book!
[grunting]
317
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,235
-[screams]
- Oh!
318
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,324
[sighs]
Huh?
319
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,805
- Oh, no.
-[shrieks]
320
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,241
- Uh...
- Crap, crap, crap!
- Slug!
321
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,765
-[shrieks]
- No!
322
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,594
- Tendi!
- Ugh! Okay, we just got to find
the right hypospray.
323
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,900
-[muffled screaming]
- Uh, hang tight, Tendi!
324
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,902
Don't get digested!
325
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,948
- Uh, uh... Ha!
-[shrieking]
326
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:43,126
[muffled grunting]
327
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,085
[panting]
328
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,130
- Ugh. [grunts]
-[shrieks]
329
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,961
- Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?
- D'Vana?
330
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:55,269
[whimpers, coughs]
You were right.
331
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:58,750
Anomaly consolidation day
is the worst.
332
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,796
Hey, we've all...
I mean, who among us
333
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,972
hasn't been pooped out
by an alien creature?
334
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,844
- It is not a...
- Don't touch me!
335
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,326
Captain, this is going sideways.
336
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,241
I recommend we beam out now.
337
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,808
No. We have to make this work,
338
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,463
or it'll turn into a big, brown,
Pakled smear on my record.
339
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,944
[fanfare playing]
340
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,902
I am King Pakled.
341
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,992
- Finally. It is an honor
to meet you, sir.
-[door opens]
342
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,605
I am emperor of the Pakleds.
343
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:31,087
- Okay. Well, then,
it's an honor to m...
-[Pakleds shouting]
344
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,439
Rebelution!
345
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,441
-[gasps]
-[overlapping shouting]
346
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:43,665
-[laughs] Die!
-[screams]
347
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,538
The big-helmeted Pakleds
348
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,976
will no longer control us!
349
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,542
Ooh.
350
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:55,155
I am now Pakled leader.
351
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,940
Behold my giant helmet!
352
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,768
- He is strong.
-[Freeman groans]
353
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,125
You know, I was
a little skeptical at first,
354
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,475
but I really am feeling
way more captainy than usual.
355
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,956
- Now you have to start
living like one, too.
- Oh, you mean,
356
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,697
like sitting in a centered chair
all day or...?
357
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,178
Nothing tells you about
a captain more than the officers
358
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,744
they've chosen to have
at their side.
359
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,224
That's true in your social life
360
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,226
- as much as it is on the bridge.
- Oh. [scoffs]
361
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,402
I've got that covered.
My friends are awesome.
362
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,795
Look, that's them right there.
363
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,536
-[Rutherford grunts]
-[Tendi coughs]
364
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,930
They've been
consolidating anomalies all day.
365
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,671
- It's pretty cool, right?
- No, not cool.
366
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,282
Those three
are always elbow-deep
367
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,936
in some kind of slime.
368
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,981
Yeah, we work in Starfleet.
I mean, slime's a given.
369
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,636
No, we work in Starfleet.
370
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,290
- They work for Starfleet.
-[Mariner grunts]
371
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,032
Okay, hold on. They're
the same rank as you or me.
372
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,772
And while we've been
"playing captain" all day,
373
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,644
they've been doing real work
to help the ship.
374
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,038
This isn't a friendship.
It's a starship.
375
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,126
Are you a star
376
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,128
- or not?
- What?
377
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,825
The bridge crew
brought in this crap,
378
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,914
they should clean it up.
I'm not their mom.
379
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,177
Uh, I don't know.
It's not that bad.
380
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,745
It was the worst!
I hate this stupid ship.
381
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,226
Whoa, slow to impulse:
you love the Cerritos.
382
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,010
Ugh,
I must have sounded so stupid.
383
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,751
I thought
we were gonna have so much fun
384
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,057
picking up the trash.
385
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,494
Ha!
I even volunteered us for it.
386
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,365
- Wait, you did?
- Why?
387
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,411
You guys were always sad that
we don't go on cool missions.
388
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,934
[distorted]:
So Ensign Genius over here
389
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,979
figured it would be fun
390
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,502
to get closer to the action.
391
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,286
But you guys were right.
It sucked!
392
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,896
And being lower decks sucks!
393
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,029
I wish I was still on Orion!
394
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,552
Uh, Tendi,
that cube's kind of...
395
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,728
Today has been
totally degrading!
396
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,948
Uh, maybe-maybe put down
the cube before you...
397
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,429
[Tendi grunting]
398
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,517
[roars]
399
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,605
[both scream]
400
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,998
[Tendi grunts]
401
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,869
-[Tendi roars]
- We got a scorpion here!
402
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,305
What was that cube?
403
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,698
There has to be a way
to reverse it.
404
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,612
[Mariner and Rutherford scream]
405
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,353
I'm getting tired of you guys
406
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,746
whining all day!
407
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,052
-[Ransom screams]
-[Kayshon gasps]
408
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,272
-[Ransom grunts]
-[Tendi roars]
409
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,752
-[roaring]
-[screaming]
410
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,848
[screams]
Is that Tendi?
411
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,199
We got to do something.
412
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,592
You're right.
The crew depends on us.
413
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:12,379
The Starfleet manual
defines "danger" as "a force
414
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,121
- which causes
or tends to cause harm."
- It is in times of doubt...
415
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,210
-[overlapping speeches]
- A ship that encounters
no rough wind
416
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,168
is a ship
that's never sailed at all.
417
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,952
Are any of you
actually gonna do something?
418
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,129
We're doing it.
We're inspiring the crew.
419
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,131
We are the crew!
420
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,394
[panting]
Tendi,
421
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,222
I know you're in there.
You're gonna be okay.
422
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,788
[roaring]
423
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,094
[Boimler grunts]
424
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,574
[panting]
What happened?
425
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,054
Did she touch a mysterious orb?
426
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,446
What? No. It was a cube.
427
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,057
Oh! Uh, I bet it was
an Ataxian mood shifter.
428
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,319
I've got this.
429
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,408
[panting]
Computer, big bowl of beans,
430
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,931
hot.
431
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,196
Hey, Tendi. Whoa! I sure hope
432
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,590
I don't spill these beans
on my... [screams]
433
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,679
Aah! Aah, God.
434
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,550
-[Tendi roaring]
-[Boimler panting]
435
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,335
Computer,
birthday cake, lit candles,
436
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,988
various temperatures.
437
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,903
Wow.
438
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,123
It sure is hard
carrying this birthday cake
439
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,734
with all this bean slime
on my... [screams, grunts]
440
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,259
-[laughing]
- What the hell is he doing?
441
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,477
-[Boimler groans]
- Shut up. Look.
442
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,131
Oh, no, and now the candles
443
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,264
have lit my uniform on fire.
What a predicament.
444
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,962
[screams, grunts]
445
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,095
-[Tendi continues laughing]
-[gasps] It's working.
446
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,748
Her emotional armor
is weakening.
447
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,446
[Boimler grunts]
448
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,100
[panting]
449
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,927
Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp,
450
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,451
soda, corn, steak,
chicken nugget,
451
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,843
crispy lemon rock candy,
452
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,845
chili, gravy,
chocolate sundae! Hot!
453
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,630
[screaming]
454
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,241
-[Tendi laughing]
-[Boimler groans]
455
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,551
That was such a waste
of reassembled proteins.
456
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,422
[exhales]
It really was.
457
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,685
-[chuckles] You okay?
- Yeah.
458
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,165
Geez,
I was really out of control.
459
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,645
Thanks for saving me.
460
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,735
Oh, of course.
That's what we do.
461
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,869
[Tendi and Boimler laugh]
462
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,523
[Ransom groans]
463
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,091
Oh, no. How long were we out?
464
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,527
Rumdar could be anywhere.
465
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,399
We never should have
underestimated him.
466
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,270
Shaka?
467
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,232
Maybe we didn't
underestimate him.
468
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,018
-[grunts]
- T'ANA: Holy [bleep].
469
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,847
I don't know how he was able to
survive in the vacuum of space,
470
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:16,459
- but he's totally fine.
- Uh, Pakleds are strong.
471
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,940
How did you get outside
in the first place?
472
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:22,161
I went to the bathroom.
When I pressed the flush button,
473
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,728
I got shot
out of a little hatch.
474
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,382
Are you sure
you weren't in an air lock?
475
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,559
Can I have all your codes now?
476
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,736
[laughs]
Get him out of here.
477
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,217
[chanting]:
478
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,654
Janeway, die! Janeway, die!
479
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,788
Ah, Rumdar returns.
480
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,443
Hi, everybody.
481
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,879
We tricked you, Janeway.
482
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,402
We never wanted peace.
483
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,318
Rumdar was a spy.
[laughs]
484
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,102
What did you learn, spy?
485
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,931
The Enterprise has
the biggest bathrooms ever,
486
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,369
and she is not Captain Janeway.
487
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,153
- She is Captain Freeman!
-[Pakleds gasp]
488
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,590
- That's what
I've been telling you.
-[Rumdar laughs]
489
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,636
I tricked you.
490
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,639
And I didn't give up
any information, either.
491
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,293
I'm a good spy.
492
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,687
Well, yes, you are amazing.
493
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,647
I just wish I knew
what information you kept secret
494
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,258
so I could know
how amazing you are.
495
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,087
I didn't tell you anything
about our big plan
496
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,829
to smuggle a Varuvian bomb
onto Earth.
497
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,613
-[chuckles]
- Is that right?
498
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:28,227
[chuckles]: Oh, Rumdar,
you truly are a master spy.
499
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,272
Two to beam up.
500
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,841
Wait a minute.
501
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,757
You just beat Captain Janeway!
502
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,454
-[fanfare playing]
-[cheering]
-[chanting]: Rumdar! Rumdar!
503
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,326
Rumdar! Rumdar!
504
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,549
Sorry I requested
anomaly consolidation duty
505
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,943
- and, you know,
went all scorpion.
- Don't apologize.
506
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,814
The truth is,
collecting weird space crap
507
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,512
is part of the fun
of Starfleet.
508
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,427
Ah, we were kind of being punks
all day.
509
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,080
We should have fed off
your enthusiasm,
510
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,908
not tried to tamp it down.
511
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,736
Yeah, you know what?
The best anomaly today
512
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,303
was all your silver linings.
513
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:04,045
- And that skull thing.
- Aw, thanks, guys.
514
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,829
[sniffs]
Oh, I still smell
515
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,831
like slug-digested scorpion,
don't I?
516
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,051
Yeah. The smell of adventure.
517
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,009
[all laugh]
518
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,012
Whoever Ransom picks,
remember to keep your cool.
519
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,536
I don't want
anyone freaking out.
520
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:19,321
Sorry, you can't come with us.
521
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,931
That move you pulled
in the mess hall
522
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,020
- proves you don't belong
in the Redshirts.
- Hey.
523
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,414
- My friend was in trouble.
- You made a fool of yourself
524
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,764
to make a bug laugh.
It was shameful.
525
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,200
All right,
you know what's shameful?
526
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,333
Trying to build a persona
by copying other captains.
527
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,335
[scoffs]
You think Riker did that?
528
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,772
You guys are wasting your time
on this Redshirt stuff.
529
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,209
- Be your own captains.
-[Casey chuckles]
530
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,211
Cute speech.
I'm sure it'll play great
531
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,476
on the lower decks.
Come on, guys.
532
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,479
- Guys?
- I, um, I think I'm gonna
533
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,525
take a break from the Redshirts,
focus on my duties.
534
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,700
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
535
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,572
Fine. I'll try to remember you
536
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,661
when I'm boldly going
and you're not.
537
00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:57,664
Sir, I'd like to nominate myself
for the acting captain position.
538
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,926
- Huh?
- I'm the best candidate
539
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,710
to lead the Cerritos to victory.
540
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,495
Oh. I don't care. Sure.
541
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,235
Oh, my God, really? Sir,
542
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,673
thank you.
Sir, I won't let you down.
543
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:09,023
Quick thinking
in the mess today, Mr. Boimler.
544
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,503
You showed some real leadership.
545
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,200
Thank you, sir.
546
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:15,464
Hey, do you want to catch
a Winger Bingston show sometime?
547
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,292
Now, that guy
can deliver a speech.
548
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,511
You ever see his one-man show
549
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,773
where he played
all of Jupiter's moons?
550
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,515
Just got off the comms
with Starfleet.
551
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,125
Sounds like we did a great job.
552
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,171
- I think that deserves a drink.
- Count me in.
553
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:30,261
- Acting Captain,
you have the conn.
-[door whooshes open]
554
00:22:30,305 --> 00:22:32,351
[breathes deeply]
555
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,222
♪
556
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:39,140
[breathes deeply]
557
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,360
New shift on deck.
Get out of my chair!
558
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,536
Aah! Thank you.
This-this was a great honor.
559
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,712
Go clean up Air Lock 17.
560
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:48,367
Pakled did something unspeakable
in there.
561
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,846
Yes, sir.
562
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,024
TENDI:
Ooh! And then
563
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,896
he deflated back
into regular-sized Rutherford.
564
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,855
Big-body Rutherford?
Aw, I missed all the good stuff.
565
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,248
Not all the good stuff.
566
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,989
Snagged this baby
from Shaxs's pile.
567
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,774
Oh, no way. This is
a submanifold casting stone.
568
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,776
- A what?
- We can use it
569
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,125
to broadcast our voices
to other planets.
570
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,605
- What's that good for?
-[chuckles]
571
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:10,780
Yeah, like,
what are we gonna do?
572
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,826
Prank call Armus?
[chuckles]
573
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:20,311
I wish I had someone to torture.
574
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,401
-MARINER: Hey, Armus!
Shut up, shut up.
-[others laugh]
575
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,099
You, uh,
you look like a big bag of crap.
576
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,927
ARMUS:
Who said that? Show yourself.
577
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,930
I am Armus. This is my domain.
578
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,845
MARINER:
Yeah, we already know
you're Armus, dummy.
579
00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,020
BOIMLER [singsongy]:
Come and find us.
580
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,587
We're touching your stuff.
581
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:35,849
ARMUS:
What stuff? Stop that!
582
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:38,155
When I find you,
I'm gonna kill you
583
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,896
with a flake of my power!
584
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,899
I am a skin of evil.
[grunts]
585
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,292
-TENDI: More like
a puddle of [bleep].
-[others laughing]
586
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,555
ARMUS:
Damn you!
587
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,006
[man imitates weapons firing]
588
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:48,617
Chirp.
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