All language subtitles for Packed To The Rafters s01e13 Smile Through the Pain.eng

[theme music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

-[upbeat music playing]
-[all] Ten, nine,

eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

[Dave]The start of another year.

All those wishes and hopes
and dreams.

All those resolutions
to break.

All those hangovers to cure.

[singer] ♪ Walking on a street
with some evil in my eye ♪

♪ And some thoughts
in my head... ♪

[Dave] Start the year
as you mean to go on, I say.

[singer]♪ In my ears was some bass ♪

♪ Was walking by my dog
when I saw that sexy face ♪

♪ Come towards me
With a little cheeky smile ♪

[Dave]And Jules and I had decided

we'd do just that.

Mmm. [chuckles]

So what shall we drink to?

No one getting home
before dawn.

[laughs] No, seriously.

[laughs] Well,
I am being serious.

No regrets you're not
out there partying?

Nope.

Even dad's got a date.

-Good on him.
-[laughs]

It means we've got the place
to ourselves,

just like it was supposed
to be, remember?

That's true.

To us.

To all of us.

Mmm.

-Oh.
-Ah.

-That filling?
-Ah, I know.

-Darling--
-I know, I know, I know.

-Okay.
-[Dave] Hopefully,

this wasn't an omen
for the year ahead

because when that
fantastic machine,

your body,
starts to let you down...

You doing all right, Dave?

[Dave] ...it can be painful.

[Dr. Westley] Don't need
Natalie to hold your hand?

Or me perhaps?

[Dave groans]

What was that, mate?

Didn't quite catch that.
Was that a yes or a no?

Just kidding, Dave.

Well, it's not looking
too bad.

-Well, that's a relief.
-[Dr Westley] Yeah, well,

we might even be able to save
some of them.

It's been awhile
since we've seen you, Dave.

Yeah. Well,
you know how it is.

Time just gets away from you.

So you've got a birthday
coming up?

Yeah. I won't mention
it if you don't.

Yeah. Well,
wait till you hit 50.

Well, that's a...
that's awhile away yet.

Now, there's been
a few changes in the, uh,

12 years
since we last saw you.

I'm not just talking about
the grey hair.

Now, you can choose what music
you want to listen to.

[upbeat music playing]

Wow.

Now, will you be having
the happy gas today?

-Um...
-I recommend it.

Takes the edge off.

Okay then. It's good.

All I need now is a beer
and it could actually

be quite a happy experience.

Don't speak too soon.

[machine whirring]

[Julie] All I'm saying is
if we all club together,

we could buy your dad
something big.

Yeah, well,
what about a party?

-We always have a party.
-No. Absolute orders.

That's what they all say.

Yeah, exactly.
No one ever means it.

[Julie] No, well,
your dad's got to that

-"I don't want a fuss" stage.
-Oh, that,

that old and boring stage.

You guys didn't even go out
for New Year's Eve.

Rachel, what do you think?

[Rachel inhales]

-Rachel!
-[Rachel inhales]

I think we do whatever we can
to make sure

it's a fantastic day for dad.

Whatever pill she's on,
I want one.

[Ben] Come on, mum.
It's dad's birthday.

He's not ready
for the scrap heap yet.

Oh, all right. A party.

A surprise party but...
And a present.

-So how much are you good for?
-Oh,

I can't go higher than 20.

-Oh.
-[Ben] Come to think of it,

-15.
-[Julie] Oh. [laughs]

Last of the big time spenders.

Money is not what's going
to make you happy, Ben.

Yeah, but making
a complete dick of yourself

in the backyard, that will?

What is this? Some sort
of New Year's health gig?

[Rachel inhales]

It won't last.

[sighs]

I can't believe
how painless that was.

I can't believe
I'm about to say this.

That was almost...

-[Dr Westley] Enjoyable?
-Yeah.

Why did I put it off
all these years?

In a way, Dave, you were lucky
you lost that filling.

We were able to fill
the cavity

before the nerve was exposed.

That would've been very nasty.

So otherwise all good?

Yeah, everything's looking,
uh, pretty good.

So, in other words,
I can wait another 12 years

till I see you again.

Not that I would of course,

now I know
how painless it is.

We are going to need
to see you again, I'm afraid.

Now your teeth are fine,
but those amalgam fillings,

they're very close to the end
of their natural life.

They're almost
as old as you, Dave,

and they're aging even worse.
[laughs]

Right.

Right. So, uh,
so we need to replace them?

-All of them?
-I'm afraid so.

Now, you've got two options.

Porcelain or composite.
Your choice.

How much
is this going to cost?

-Well...
-Couple of hundred?

$6,000?

[Dave] And before you say
it's because I haven't been

to the dentist for 12 years,
it's not that reason.

Nothing lasts forever.
That's the moral to this tale.

Yeah, especially
not a nest egg, it seems.

-Not around this place.
-I told him I said...I said,

why don't we just wait till
the next filling drops out.

We can replace them
one by one.

Yeah, and what was
the response to that?

Not good.
The fillings stop decay,

-apparently.
-Yeah. So, you have

-to get them done then.
-[Dave] Six grand, Jules.

We still haven't got the bill
from the plumber last week.

God knows how much
that's going to set us back.

[Julie] Ah, what was it that
you were saying this morning

to Ben about money
can't buy you happiness?

It can't.
Not even a little bit.

Your father's teeth
are going to cost $6,000.

[sighs] Well,
it can't make you happy,

but I guess it can come
in handy from time to time.

Well, that's a nice
birthday surprise.

Sorry.
Thought it was just the number

we weren't allowed to mention.

You know, you two
should sign up for yoga.

It's great for reducing stress

and the anti-ageing benefits

are meant to be extraordinary.

One more word
and you're out of the will.

Slightly empty threat,
darling.

One third of nothing's
still nothing.

Mum, you could do with it
more than anyone.

You should come to a class.

Honestly, it is the only time
my mind feels

completely free
of all the stress and...

You know what?
I'll take you up on that.

Let me know next time
you're going.

I'll see if Chrissy
wants to come as well.

Good decision.

And it'd be good
for your back too.

You said it's been giving you
grief lately.

True.

You got a bad back?

Yeah, why?

It's not yoga you need.

[Julie] Mm.

Oh.

[Dave] How does that feel?

Oh, it's getting there.

Ask me again in half an hour.

You've got some time
on your hands, do you?

Well actually it's your hands,
darling, not mine.

And they're doing
a particularly good job.

Ow.

Ow! Ow!

Sorry.

Mm.

Getting there.

Maybe you should...
close the door.

[knocks on door]

[Warney] Davo!

-Is that Warney?
-No.

-[Warney] Davo!
-[gasps]

[Warney]
Your old mate Warney.

Oh god.
What's he doing here?

Quick, close the blinds.
He'll see in.

There you are.
Knew you were here.

The van's there.
G'day, Jules.

[Julie] [groans]
Just ignore him.

He's kind of killed the mood,
don't you think?

[knocks on door]

-[Warney] Come on, mate.
-[Dave] Yes, yes.

Finally. What kept you?

Mate, have I got an offer
for you.

What's going on here, eh?

Bit of an
afternoon delight, eh?

-What do you want?
-You dirty dog.

-[laughs]
-Warney, what do you...

Your body,
like anything in life,

needs looking after,
working at,

like relationships.

[Warney] Now I get a call
from a mate of mine

last week, right.
He owns a warehouse.

It turns out the whole place
needs rewiring.

[whistles]

Yeah, why don't you focus
on something

other than
my daughter's backside.

It's okay, I'm out of here.

Sorry, Rachel, I...

Sorry, Dave.
[clears throat]

So, anyway, I told him
I'll be able to help him out,

you know, on the weekends,
in my spare time.

So this job's
not going through Barrett's?

Dave,
it's worth a lot of money.

A couple of grand each.

Why the hell would I let
Barrett's get in on it?

Well, because, contractually,
I'm not sure

whether you're allowed to do
any moonlighting.

Well, what Ronny-boy
doesn't know won't hurt him,

will it?

So any reason why you thought
I needed to know this?

Geez, you're a funny bastard
sometimes, Dave.

What do you want me
to spell it out to you?

I can't do it on my own
and I don't want to use

anyone from Barrett's, so...

you're the lucky winner.

So what do you reckon?
Do you want to do it? Hmm?

[laughs] I don't even know
why we're talking about this.

I know Warney
can be a bit of a pain.

It's only a couple
of weekends.

-Where's the harm in that?
-Well, all work

and no play for a start.
What about cricket?

Look, I would miss cricket,
but, you know,

something's got to give.
We're talking about six grand

-worth of fillings here.
-Oh, he's not going to pay you

anywhere near that much.
And there'll be a catch.

With Warney, there always is.

And what...and what happens
if Ron finds out?

What's that going to mean
for me?

Well, you're not the one
running around

-behind his back.
-It's guilt by association

and it's not worth it.

You know, you know Warney
wasn't even at work today?

Probably chucked a sickie
so he could go

and line up this deal
with his mate of his.

[sighs] Yup, you're right.

There's not enough cash
in the world to make up

for all that one-on-one time
with Warney.

-Ha! Exactly.
-I'll call him in the morning.

-Good.
-First thing.

-Great.
-Yeah.

-Just wouldn't work.
-[laughs]

[Dave] It still didn't solve
the problem.

I still had to find
the money.

Money.

The root of all evil.

As another member
of the family

was about to find out.

[glass shattering]

[Sammy moans]

We should take this inside
before Mrs Wickham

across the road
has a heart attack.

-Sam, Mrs Wickham's 95% blind.
-[laughs]

-[car horn honks]
-Oh. Is she 95% deaf?

-Oh.
-[laughs]

We should've stopped somewhere
on the way home.

You are such a teenager.

Sam, I'm so sick of this.

I feel like
I'm a scientologist,

I'm having sex
and can't make any noise.

I think that's only
when they're giving birth.

I don't care.

Remember how it used to be
when we had our own apartment?

I know. Back then,

we didn't really care
if the neighbors heard us.

I didn't have to face them
over my Corn Flakes

the next morning, did I?

Come on, let's just go in.

Hey,

Mrs Wickham
can't be that deaf.

She's called the cops!

That's Ben.

What?

It's Ben! Come on.

I hope everything's okay.

Thanks.

Are you all right, mate?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll tell you tomorrow.

[door closes]

[man] And the other thing
that's happened here...

[Carbo] Ben, what time is it?

It's late.

Sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you.

You're so late.
I was starting to worry.

Yeah, there was a hold up
at the club.

These guys, they broke in
and robbed the joint.

So I had to call the boss
and the cops,

and make a statement,
all of that.

Are you all right?
Did they hurt you?

Did they have any weapons?

-Yeah, they had a shotgun.
-Oh my god.

Did you try
and take them out?

-Carbo.
-No.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm just a bit tired,
that's all.

You don't know
if the gun was loaded.

You could have broken
a bottle.

That's what
you should've done,

break a bottle and use it
as your weapon.

Or better still
just give them the money

because that can always
be replaced.

Guys, I'm shattered.
I'm just...

-I'm just going to go to bed.
-Are you...

-are you sure you're okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sweet.
Just tired, that's all.

[dramatic music playing]

[Dave] Sometimes your body
can let you down

in ways
you would never anticipate.

[singer] ♪ I feel the weight
of the world ♪

♪ Like it's bearing down ♪

♪ And I hardly sleep
'Cause there's so much ♪

♪ To worry about ♪

[Dave] Fear and humiliation

bring their own kind of pain.

[singer] ♪ With everyone
Looking for something ♪

♪ To pin their hopes on ♪

[hoodlum #1] Get down!
Get down on the ground!

Get down! Get down!
Get down on the ground!

[singer]♪ ...The signal to run ♪

[hoodlum #2] Where's the key?
Where's the key to the till?

-[hoodlum #1] Where's the key?
-It's in the drawer.

-[hoodlum #2] Where?
-It's in the drawer!

[hoodlum #1]
It's in the drawer!

[singer] ♪ And what should
I run from ♪

♪ When everything,
Everything's crazy ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ When it's too late
For heroes ♪

♪ And the world
Has gone crazy ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ When it's too late
For heroes ♪

♪ When it's too late ♪

♪ When it's too late ♪

♪ When it's too late ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ When it's too late
For heroes ♪

♪ And the world
Has gone crazy? ♪

♪ Who's gonna save me ♪

♪ When it's too late
For heroes? ♪

[mellow music playing]

[knocks on door]

-Morning.
-Hey.

I missed you last night.

I need a cuddle.

You came to the right place.

[Dave] The pain that's
really hard to medicate

is the bill
you've braced yourself for

but badly underestimated.

-$3,000!
-What?

The plumber for the pipes.

-Three thousand. Dollars.
-Well, what did they do?

Unblock them and line them
with gold?

[Dave] Well, it was a couple
of days before Christmas.

I knew it was going to be
a grand, easy, but this...

this is crazy.
I'm not going to pay this.

[Julie] Oh, great.
So, so what?

We're suing?
Letting them sue us?

How much is that
going to cost?

There's no way I can get
my teeth fixed now.

No, no great. You know,
just run the risk

-of losing them all. Perfect.
-[Dave] No, I'll just...

learn how to gum my food,
eat lots of soup.

You know,
we can't afford this.

We just don't' have it.

Unless, uh...

No. Not Warney.
Don't even go there.

Look, I know he's
a prized pain in the bum,

but if I just do the job,
make the sacrifice,

at least I can pay off
the pipes.

[Julie] Right, yeah,
and what price sanity? Hm?

[Nathan] Hey,
has anyone heard from Ben?

Do we know
what the charges are yet?

What?

What are you talking about?

Oh, we saw him
get dropped home

in a police car last night.

It's no big deal.

Ben, you could've been killed.

You sure
you're all right, mate?

[Julie] Look, listen,
if that sort of thing

happens again, you know
to give them the money,

-don't you?
-Yes.

Are you sure you're all right?

How many times? Yes.

It was a bit of a scare,
but that's all.

They won't be back.

You sure about that?

The manager's putting on
extra security.

Well, has the manager
organized counseling?

Oh, mum, get real.

I think
it's a really good idea.

Look, there's no shame in
admitting you were shaken up.

I know that.
And I already said yes,

last night
I was a bit freaked out.

But I don't need you guys
bringing out

the white coats, seriously.

You're going to take
a few days off,

though, aren't you?

Mum, you're not
listening to me.

They're putting on
extra security.

It won't happen again.

And right now, to be
completely honest,

I think there's something
way more disturbing

we need to talk about.
What's going on here?

-Seriously.
-[Julie] Oh, what?

-[Ben] Hey? Teletubby.
-What?

[Julie] It's my yoga outfit!

I'm not a teletubby.

-A little bit.
-[Julie] Oh, stop it!

[Melissa] I still think
you should take the day off.

[Ben] What do you think's
going to happen?

-Nothing.
-They've hired...

Hired security,
yeah, I know.

I just think you need
to give yourself a break.

You're probably
still in shock.

-I'm fine.
-Yeah, even if you don't

-realise it yet.
-Because sometimes

-it sneaks up on you.
-[Melissa] Yes.

Yeah, I heard it all
from the police.

Stop stressing out.

See you tonight.

Bye-bye.

[mellow music playing]

[Chrissy] You know,
this was a good idea, Jules.

Bit of exercise before
I plunge into the office.

[Julie] Oh, what?

Ron's got you working
on a Saturday?

[Chrissy] Mm.
No rest for the wicked.

[Julie] Yeah.

[laughs] Oh.

[Chrissy] Oh, wow.

Spread the word
to any guys out there.

If you want to pick up,
this'd be the place to do it.

[Julie laughs]

I guess we're up the back.

It's like high school,
teacher's pets up the front.

You'd think
they'd grow out of it.

-Hi, darling.
-[Chrissy] Hi, Rachel.

Good morning.

-[all] Good morning.
-[Vishnu] Welcome.

Suddenly becoming very clear.

[Chrissy] Oh, I think
I just found my new religion.

Hey, watch this.
Flying squirrel.

[Chrissy laughs]

[clears throat]

-[Chrissy snorts]
-[Julie laughs]

[Dave] Warney, come in.

Thanks for coming around.

Yeah, well, cricket starts
in half an hour

so better make it quick.

Yeah, I'm playing too.

[Warney] Yeah, well,
I hope you score

better than last week.
I heard you guys

had relegation danger.
Three from the bottom.

[Dave] Oh, we're doing
all right. Anyway--

Yeah, there would've been
plenty of time to talk

if you had have taken that job
at the warehouse,

but it's obviously
not something

-you're interested so...
-Actually, it is.

That's what I wanted to talk
to you about.

I've, uh,
I've changed my mind.

Oh, but, uh, you said no way.

Well, I hadn't thought it
through and...

Yeah, well,
you said it wouldn't work.

Well, I've had a bit
of a rethink

and, yeah, if the...
if the job's still there,

I'd really like to take it.

Oh, you would, would you?

Yeah, unless of course
you've already offered it

to somebody else.
I'm sorry to stuff you around.

I've just had a few things
on my mind recently,

that's all.

Hm.

Well, what are you doing
this afternoon?

Oh, you want to start today?

No, no, no next week
but I'm having a few drinks

at the Boat Club
after the game,

so meet me there about 4:00
and we'll see

if we can sort something out.

Can't we just
sort it out now?

Well, I gave you
the opportunity

to take the job before
and you didn't want to do it,

so I've just got to make sure

you're serious
about this or not.

I mean,
I don't want a partner

who's going to let me down.

No, I won't let you down,
I promise.

Well, that's good.
4:00, see you then.

[Vishnu]
And inhale breathing,

drop your belly down,

stick your buttocks
high up in the air,

chest up, chin up, looking up.

Fill your lungs with air
and exhale breathing.

Tuck your pelvis under,
squeeze your stomach,

chin to the chest.

That's right, up there.

Chin all the way
to the chest.

And squeezing the air
out of the lungs,

that's right.
Looking good.

[Chrissy] Excuse me, Vishnu.

Am I even close
to doing this right?

[Vishnu] Inhale.

Arch the back,
buttocks high up in the air,

that's right.

Chin up, head up, looking up,

breathe in,
you're doing really well.

Keep it up.

Remember to try
and keep your hands

pressing into the floor,
connecting with the earth.

That's right.
And third breath.

[farts]

[Dave]Your body can let you down.

[Julie laughs]

Welcome to the class, ladies.

I'll turn the fans on,
shall I?

[Julie] It wasn't me.
It was her.

[Chrissy] Oh, shut up.

[Dave] And so can
your mother's best friend.

[Julie] It was her.

[Rachel] I wouldn't
have invited you two

if I'd known you weren't
going to take it seriously.

[Julie] Oh, come on, Rachel.

Where's your sense of humor?

Vishnu thought it was funny.

Yeah, well,
it's his job to make

his students feel comfortable,

even if they are farting
like six-year-olds,

all in the name of fun.

Oh, yeah, all right, Rachel.

So next time
Chrissy will remember

-to lay off the baked beans.
-[Rachel] You see?

It's all just a big joke
to you two.

There are other people
in there

trying to take
the practice seriously.

Oh, please, like that class

is all about
spiritual fulfillment

and nothing whatsoever to do

with the incredibly
good looking instructor?

Oh, please don't bring me
down to your level.

Oh, Rachel.
All right, no, listen, I'm...

Okay, I'm sorry. All right?

But I promise you,
Chrissy and I were there

for the right reasons,
mind and body.

[laughs]

Rachel...

-Oh, well, it's just a...
-Oh, no, don't worry.

Come on,
I'll give you a lift.

[indistinct chatter]

Bit of a quiet afternoon
by the looks of things.

You here to check up on me?

No, I'm here
to have a beer with a mate.

Well, uh, Warney actually,
so not really a mate.

But since I am here
and since you brought it up,

how are things going?

Ah, don't worry, it's sweet.

Good luck to anyone
that reckons

they can get past that guy.

[Dave] Yeah,
he's his own postcode.

Do you want a beer?
It's on the house.

No, it's all right.
See you in a minute.

[laughter]

-[Dave] Hey.
-[Warney] Davo!

How are you going, mate?
Good to see you.

Glad you could make it.
You know the boys,

Tiggs, Vando, Chris,
and Dazza.

[Dave] Yeah, g'day.
How's it going?

Uh, you know, about that job

have you had much time
to think about

whether you and I
can do it together or...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll talk about that.

We've got plenty of time
to talk about that, mate.

Don't worry about it.

In fact, I think
it might be your shout.

What do you reckon? Boys?

-Davo's shout?
-[all] Yeah.

[Warney] Your shout, Davo.
Schooner, thanks mate.

[man] I'll have another one
of these, thanks.

[Warney]
Yeah, thanks for that.

Hey? How's his luck?

He's just walked in
with a shout.

[laughter]

So, anyway, I pulled
into the petrol station,

this is that day
I'd gone six for 20,

you know, so it was
a good day. I was feeling.

I knew something good
was going to happen.

And, anyway,
I put the petrol in,

gone inside,
standing there waiting

to pay for the petrol,

and who's the bloody boofhead

standing right there
in front of me?

Oh, I'm sorry, Dave.
I'm not boring you, am I?

Sorry, mate.
I've just got to head off soon

and we still haven't
talked about the job yet.

So I'm sitting here
telling you about

one of the most important
days of my life...

Well, all we know so far

is that you were
at a petrol station.

Yeah, where Shane Warne
was in front of me

in the queue asking
for the key to go to the mens!

[Dave] Oh, right. Oh, well,
we didn't know that part.

So you got to meet him,
did you?

Dave, forget it, mate.

You know,
if I didn't know any better,

I'd just think that maybe
I was a meal ticket to you.

I mean,
you want me to do you a favor,

you want me to take
on this job for you,

but, you know,
I mean, you don't even have

the decency to listen
to my bloody story.

Well, uh, maybe I should
get us another round.

Yeah, I think that's
the least you could do.

What do you reckon?
Another round?

Another round, Davo.
Thanks, mate.

So, anyway, I had a chat
with him around the corner.

He's a lovely bloke.

[phone rings]

-Yeah, hello.
-Hi, Jules.

Uh, look I, I'm going to be
down here a little bit longer.

Oh. Uh, no, that's okay.

So you'll be, what?
Another hour or so?

Well, I don't know.

Warney's in no mood
to be rushed.

[Julie]Oh, well, that's fine.

You're not cranky?

No, why would I be?

You're having a drink
with a friend.

No. I'm here under duress
with Warney and I promised

I wouldn't be too much longer.

[Julie] Oh, well, no hurry.

I'll see you
when you get home.

-Bye, darling.
-Bye.

Um, Dad,
I've got to pop to the shop

to get some eggs for the cake,

so could you sift
some flour for me, please?

That's what gives it the flick
and then it jumps up and...

-There you go, boys.
-Hey, all right.

-Thanks, mate.
-There you go.

I reckon Jules
might be up to something.

What? Jules? No way.

What, you think she's got
a bit on the side?

No, I reckon
she might be organizing me

a birthday party.

Oh, right,
it's your birthday.

Mate, why didn't you
just say so?

Next round's on me.
Happy birthday, Dave.

-[man] Happy birthday!
-[Warney] Happy birthday!

[laughs] Hey.

♪ For he's a jolly
Good fellow ♪

[all] ♪ For he's a jolly
Good fellow ♪

[mellow music playing]

[farts]

-[knocks on door]
-[Carbo] Chrissy.

Hello? It's me.

Carbo?

What are you doing here?

Well, uh, let me in
and I'll tell you.

Okay. Um, just hang on a sec.

[Carbo] Chrissy, hurry up.

I've got a surprise for you.

-Chrissy?
-Yeah, hang on.

What are you doing?

You got someone in here,
have you?

-No.
-Some sort of office romance

-I should know about?
-No.

Good. These are for you.

Carbo, they're beautiful.
Thank you.

Oh, you've got to stop
doing this.

Oh, I haven't done
this before.

Delivered them in person.

Oh, I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything.

It's my New Year's Resolution.

To be more romantic.

And I figured if you've got
to work on the weekend,

flowers are the last
I could do.

-Pretty good, eh?
-They're wonderful.

Thank you. Truly.

-I'll go and find a vase.
-Okay.

[playful music playing]

[Julie] Oh.
Uh, so you've taken over

making your dad's cake,
have you?

Mmm-hmm.

Don't blame me,
I was ambushed.

Right. Okay.

Yes, and I don't need eggs
because it's a vegan recipe.

Vegan, eh?

Your dad will be stoked.

Right. So what's going
to bind it together?

Oh, no sugar either?

It's sweetened
with fruit juice

and I'm using rice flour

and icing is just
some yoghurt and some honey.

Right. So nothing vaguely
resembling chocolate?

-Your dad's favorite.
-No, but I promise

it will be delicious.

I thought you weren't
going to talk to me again

after this morning.

Yeah, well,
staying mad at someone

-is just a waste of energy.
-Right.

Are you sure you don't need
something to bind the...

-Mum.
-Okay. I was just...

Hey, you know,
if Chrissy paid a little bit

more attention to her diet
and what she ate,

she might not have
such a problem with her gas.

Oh. Well,
I'll make sure she knows that

before the next class.

Yeah, but you're not
coming again.

Yeah, I am so.

We paid upfront
for six classes.

-Oh, mum...
-No, it's okay.

Rachel,
next time we'll behave.

No, you know what?

If you're not going
to take it seriously,

it's not fair
on everyone else.

Excuse me. Oh, seriously?

I'm not going to take it
seriously?

Do you know
how serious I can be.

[Rachel] What are you doing?

Yeah. What are you doing?

Well, if Rachel's taking over
the cake making duties,

I've got some time
on my hands.

So I'll just show you
how serious.

There's the downward dog.

You cannot just throw
yourself into it, mum.

-It's meant to be fluid and...
-[Julie] Oh, god.

Ow. Oh, I think...
Oh, I can't...

-Mum?
-Jules?

Oh, I don't think I can...

I don't think I can get up.

-[Ted] Jules?
-[Rachel] Mum?

-Dad, can you just... Oh!
-Oh.

-[Rachel] Mum?
-Oh! Ow!

[Rachel] Oh, careful.
Hold it. Is it...

-Where is it? Where is it?
-I just... I don't know.

-It's my back.
-Everywhere?

Oi, state secrets.
Hands off.

I won't be much longer,
I promise.

Just looking.
Haven't really checked out

-where you worked before.
-Well, as you can see,

it's nothing much
to write home about.

It's part of you, you know?
Where you work.

-I like it.
-Yeah, well,

some of us have work to do.

Just like other things
are a part of you.

Your perfume,
maybe some other smells.

-I knew you'd smelt it.
-Well, it's hard not to.

Well, why didn't you
just ignore it?

-Because it's funny.
-It's not funny to me.

Everybody farts. It's human.

It's private.

Well, if you can fart
in front of someone,

it means you're really
getting to know them.

I think we're moving
to the next level.

You know?

[indistinct chatter]

[crashes]

Guys, guys keep it down

or you're out of here,
all right?

Yeah, yeah, big joke.

Try it again
and you can answer to him.

You'll be right here
for the rest of the night?

Dad, you're the one
having the hard time

stringing two words together.

I'm not drunk.

Oh, well, yeah, maybe
I am a little bit drunk.

Bloody Warney's found out
it's my birthday

and now he just keeps
supplying me with alcohol.

Here he is. Here he is.

Righto, Dave, come on.
Just me and you now, mate.

-No, no, mate. We...
-Let's hit the frog, come on.

We haven't even talked
about the job yet.

No, no, no, no, no,
don't worry about it.

Come on, the night is young.

I've got it all under control.

It's your birthday.

[upbeat music playing]

[whistling]

[Dave] Julie warned me
there'd be a catch.

I just didn't realize
her name was Tiffany

and she'd come
dressed in hot pants.

[Warney]
Hey, how's it going?

Oh. Dave.

[upbeat music playing]

[whistles]

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[upbeat music playing]

All right! Now, Dave...

take your pick.
Okay, we've got Kylie here.

All right, now I know
she hasn't got much up there,

but, you know,
what do you reckon?

Oh, I don't want a lap dance.
All right?

-I don't want a lap dance.
-What are you talking about?

-It's your birthday.
-Jules would kill me.

No, don't worry about Jules.

What she doesn't know
won't hurt her.

It doesn't matter, mate.

Look, now over there
we've got Angelique.

Now she's okay
but my favorite...

My personal favorite
is Tiffany.

She's...

Hey.

Oi!

Warney, no. Warney.

-Oi!
-Leave it alone, mate.

-Hey, hey, Warney, Warney.
-Oh, you loser.

Mate, that's a lady.
Giver her her own space.

Mate, mind your business,
all right?

Yeah?
Well, maybe I don't want to.

[indistinct chatter]

It's my birthday!

[buzzer buzzes]

[laughs]

-Oh, I'm sorry...
-Thank God.

But the next time
you give me a lecture

about behaving myself...

-[Dave] I'm sorry.
-Oh.

Are you all right?

No, darling,
I'm practically crippled.

I wasn't going to miss this.

Please, just get me
out of here, please.

First things first,
husband dear,

the lovely policeman said
something about a strip club.

We're dying
to hear that story.

[Dave] And just
as I'd been trapped

by lack of will power
and way too many beers...

There you go, mate.
All yours.

-Cheers.
-[Dave] ...Ben was trapped

by his refusal to accept

that things
were anything other

than back to normal.

[man] Come on, mate.
Let us in. Come on.

[indistinct chatter]

[man] Come on, mate.
Let us into the pub.

Get out of here now!
Before I call the cops!

[man] Yeah, mate. Come on.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music playing]

[singer] ♪ In the news ♪

♪ They sing the blues ♪

♪ Winners win ♪

♪ And losers lose ♪

♪ Hold your head up ♪

♪ Present your chin ♪

♪ Prepare yourself ♪

♪ To take it in ♪

♪ It's the same day ♪

♪ Happening again ♪

[man] Get down! Get down!

Where's the key to the till?
Where's the key?

-It's in the drawer.
-Where?

-It's in the drawer!
-[man] In the drawer!

Got it!

Hey, check it out.

He's pissed himself!

Are you scared, mate?
You should be!

Give me your hands.
Hands, hands, hands, hands.

[singer] ♪ All my cares ♪

♪ And all my woes ♪

Come on, come on, come on!

Listen up, mate.

We know where you work,

we can find out
where you live.

You understand me?

Do not call the cops!

[singer] ♪ Happening again ♪

♪ Give them over ♪

♪ Give them over ♪

♪ Let 'em go ♪

Ben, it's Melissa.
Where are you?

Yeah, hi, are you still open?

So is Ben Rafter still there?

-He's in there.
-Thank you.

Ben, it's me.

You okay?

I was worried.

It's all right to be scared.

You've just got
to talk about this.

And I'm here for you.

No one is going to judge you
or think bad of you...

No, I just freaked out.

-It's crazy.
-You've suffered trauma.

It's completely
understandable.

Come on.
Let's get you home.

[dramatic music playing]

Why am I being like this?

Why can't I just control it?

Because logic and emotion
are two different things.

Look, I know everyone's
banging on about counseling,

but can I tell you
why it's a good idea?

Because it's a reassurance
that you're not crazy.

Can you please just promise me
you'll think about it?

I pissed myself.

Last night
when they attacked me,

I just couldn't control it.

I just couldn't help it.

I sort of guessed something
like that might've happened.

It could've been worse,
I suppose.

It could've been
a number two situation

and then we would've had
a really serious

chafing issue on our hands.

I think you should
stop doing that.

I think you should
stop making jokes.

They're never funny,
are they?

It's not a joke.

And you shouldn't feel like

you have to make fun
of yourself.

Well, it's not
exactly normal, is it?

For someone my age
to wet themselves.

Actually, depending
on the circumstances, it is.

When people have seizures,
it happens.

When people are scared,
it happens.

It happens
for lots of reasons,

and it is not a big deal.

It is just
a natural body response.

Oh, you must've been
so scared.

It feels better
to have talked about it.

I resist the urge to say
I told you so.

[dramatic music playing]

I love you, Melissa.

[Dave] Yes, our bodies
can let us down.

Given the damage we inflict
on ourselves sometimes,

it's amazing they keep going
as long as they do.

That's where pain comes in,

to remind you to think twice

before going there again.

Oh, my God.

I just had a really bad dream.

I dreamt that I was
in jail with Warney

and just before that...
just before that

he finally agreed
that he'd work with me.

Oh, my God.

You forgot the bit
about the pole dancers.

Bar room brawl.
Police cell.

-Oh.
-It's all right.

We'll just call it
a birthday meltdown.

Birthday...

Oh my God.
It's my birthday.

Hmm.

[groans]

Ow!

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Ben.

What time is it?

Late. I thought
you should sleep in a bit.

Hey, it's your dad's birthday.

We're going to be late.

Just for a minute.

You're beautiful.

I'm so lucky.

And don't think
I'll ever let you forget it.

Come on.
We've got to get ready.

[Dave] Denial.

We know the truth
of what's going on,

but we're just too scared
to confront it.

But sooner or later,
there's nowhere to run.

Nowhere to hide.

[laughter]

Okay, well, firstly,
I'd like to thank you all

for abiding by my wishing.
No cake, no party, no fuss.

Come on. Everybody who always
says that, nobody means it.

[Dave] Yeah, well,
thanks to you all

for coming
to my 21st birthday party.

And you may laugh at that,
but the way that my head's

feeling right now, uh,
it takes me right back.

Well, the zucchini
and brown patties are ready

in case anyone's interested.

[Nathan] Rach, they actually
look like vegetarians.

They're all pale and boring.

[Julie]
Okay, all right, you two.

You could just... You know,
your dad's making a speech.

Darling, could you just hurry
it up 'cause my back's...

I can't sit for much longer.

Here's to dad.
Happy birthday.

[all] Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, darling.

By the way, just so you know,

there is no sugar,

no eggs, no dairy.

Nothing to push up
your cholesterol.

No taste.
I told her it was boring.

[Dave] And maybe I was too.

Maybe this is what life
was going to be from now on.

Bland and dry
and thoroughly tasteless.

All right, go on, Dad.
Make a wish.

[Julie] Yes!

[all] Yay!

[indistinct chatter]

Davo, g'day.

Oh, please tell me
you didn't wish for that.

Afternoon.
Put it here, partner.

Eh? Oh, party time.

Just in time.

So you and Warney,

partners not only in crime,
it seems.

What've you got us into?

You know, Jules,
at this age you've got to do

whatever it takes to make life
a little bit more interesting.

Ah, yes, well,
that's my thoughts exactly.

You really reckon
that's going to help?

Can't make it
taste any worse.

Mmm.
You might be onto something.

You know, just because
you reach a certain age,

it doesn't mean life
has to be dull,

because I, Dave Rafter,

promise to always be
the cream on your cake.

Oh god,
how long did it take you

-to come up with that one?
-Oh, shut up.

I'm on muscle relaxants.

You're lucky
I can talk at all.

Oh, no, Jules, don't.

Look, I'm not interested
in that stuff at the moment.

[Julie] No, don't!
Ow, my back!

Dad! Aaah!

Dad, dad, dad, dad!

Dad, Rachel's
lactose intolerant.

You are in so much trouble,
Nathan!

Ow! Oh god.

-Come on.
-It's not fair.

Sometimes you've just got
to smile through the pain.

[laughs] Dave. Oh.

-Am I all right?
-Yeah, that's... [laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

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