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- [MAN] It's all set, ready to go.
- [WOMAN] Hold on. Wait for me.
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- Is Guy Fieri in the greenroom?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Grab him. Don't let him go.
- Got it. Straight to rerun or…
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- I wanted to hear from upstairs.
- Go to The Twist!
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Alex, what you did is amazing
but we need to deal with this. Let us in.
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- Twitter's going fucking nuts.
- Oh, God.
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[SIGHS] Does the room feel like
it's turning white?
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- [ISABELLA] Alex. Alex.
- Oh, gosh.
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- Just one second, please!
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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- [SEAN] Open up.
- [ALEX] Those UBA fuckers,
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they're going to fight
to keep their credibility,
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and that means some version
of dragging us through the mud.
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Fred has to go.
They have to understand that.
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We crossed a line,
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and they're not gonna do
what we want them to do because of that.
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[ISABELLA]
Alex, everything is gonna be fine.
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- We love you.
- [EXHALES] Okay. Okay! Okay!
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- I have to let them in.
- Okay. I understand.
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- Listen. I...
- Wait, wait, wait. Before you do,
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we have to stay together on this.
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And whatever you do,
don't mention Hannah by name.
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She didn't want that.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- [BILL] Alex, I will break down the door...
- Okay, okay, okay.
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[BILL] Oh, my God. Thank God.
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- How are you?
- Oh, my God. I just needed a second.
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- Amazing what you did.
- We're fine.
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- Uh, where's the phone? Where's the phone?
- Where's the phone? Get the phone.
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[BILL] Let's not say anything to anybody.
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- I'm not talking.
- Open our mouths, we weaken our position.
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- Left, left.
- So we're gonna keep our mouths shut.
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- [CLAMORING]
- Alex!
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Wait, Brad.
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Just keep your phone on
and near you, okay?
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- I'll... I'll call you.
- Yeah, no, I'll take care of it. Come on.
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- Give me my jacket.
- Hold the elevator doors. Jim...
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- Hold the doors.
- [BRADLEY SIGHS]
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- [CLAMORING CONTINUES]
- [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
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You're a dead man.
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Said the corpse.
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[CHUCKLES] No. Wait… [CLEARS THROAT]
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Um…
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You're firing me?
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You put Fred Micklen
on administrative leave,
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and you're firing me?
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Did you not hear what was said
on our airwaves this morning?
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We heard. Loud and clear.
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Uh, s...
What, do you not believe the victim?
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Or do you just not care?
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'Course we believe the victim.
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We believe all victims,
every last one of them,
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forever and ever until the end of time.
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And if we are proven correct
in that belief,
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Fred will be terminated as well.
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But none of us were in those rooms,
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none of us can say
with any certainty at this moment
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what happened, except for Fred.
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That's because the other person,
Hannah Shoenfeld,
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- died this morning.
- E... Except for Fred.
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Who steadfastly maintains his innocence.
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If we find evidence
that any of that was true,
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we will extend zero tolerance.
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Okay, well, that's horseshit, but okay.
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Well, you can't terminate my contract
without just cause,
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and all I did was give the truth
some oxygen.
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The truth? Look, here's the truth.
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We suspect Fred might not be innocent,
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but we know you're guilty
of taking over UBA's airwaves,
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of allowing wild allegations to be made
against the CEO of the network,
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and of physically locking him out
of his own control room.
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Which, by the way,
is also a serious fire hazard.
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[CHORTLES] The fire hazard.
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That was pirate television,
and it has no place on our network.
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This really is the land that time forgot.
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All right. Well, I did my best,
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but I cannot drag you idiots kicking
and screaming into the 21st century.
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You're just so caught up in ruling
over your rotten little fiefdom
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that you don't even see the world
that has sprouted up all around you.
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All right. Well,
enjoy broadcasting your cave paintings
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to the last remaining savages who are
still watching over-the-air broadcasting.
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The rest of the world,
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they've moved to the cloud,
and it is fucking gorgeous up there.
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Cory, if you'll excuse us,
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we have a television network
we need to fix.
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Well, get out that superglue. [CHUCKLES]
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Do you really think
that's what all this is about?
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Your little television network?
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This is a battle
for the soul of the universe.
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["NEMESIS" PLAYING]
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[MUSIC ENDS]
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["RETURN TO ME" PLAYING]
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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Maybe it's much too early in the game ♪
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♪ Oh, but I thought
I'd ask you just the same ♪
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♪ What are you doing New Year's ♪
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♪ New Year's Eve? ♪
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[CAMERAMAN] Great move. Widen out.
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And you didn't think we'd get her to sing.
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Mm-hmm.
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[MIA] Eric talked her into it.
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[ERIC] ♪ Welcoming in the New Year ♪
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[CAMERAMAN] Standby, camera two.
Take it, camera two.
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Keep it fun, Bradley.
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- ♪ Maybe I'm crazy to suppose ♪
- Camera two, zoom on Bradley. Take it.
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♪ I'd ever be the one you chose ♪
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- ♪ Out of a thousand invitations ♪
- [CELL PHONES CHIME, BUZZ]
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♪ You'll receive ♪
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Did you know that this is actually about
making New Year's Eve plans way too early?
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All I know is we're gonna
freeze our balls off
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- tomorrow night in Times Square.
- ♪ …stand one little chance ♪
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♪ Here comes the jackpot question
In advance ♪
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[MOUTHING WORDS] Yes, we are.
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[BOTH] ♪ What are you doing New Year's ♪
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- Oh, shit.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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- [CAMERAMAN] Beautiful. Four.
- ♪ New Year's Eve? ♪
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- [BRASS INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS]
- [CAMERAMAN] Two, ready? Take it, two.
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- [CELL PHONES CHIMING]
- [STELLA] Yeah, I just saw.
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Another one bites the dust.
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Multiple current and former employees
have come forward
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with allegations of emotional abuse
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and are calling for the public to…
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Times asking for a comment on one,
Maggie Brener on three, said she'd hold.
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- Media Relations left a word.
- [PHONE RINGS]
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They need to know
what they're saying about Ray.
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Is he still on a scheduled vacation,
or can we announce anything?
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And what's the board doing?
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Emergency meeting to discuss Ray's
replacement for the evening news chair.
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Call back the Times,
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give me Maggie Brener first
and assemble the team,
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Mia Jordan, Stella Bak, Vince Fontana,
Legal, ASAP.
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[NEWS ANCHOR] Additionally,
one of Marcus's former assistants…
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- Is she on?
- [KYLE] She's on.
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…that when she requested time off
to attend
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- her mother-in-law's funeral, Marcus…
- Maggie,
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I hope we gave you enough time
to include this in your book.
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♪ What are you doing New Year's? ♪
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♪ What are you doing New Year's Eve? ♪
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[BRADLEY LAUGHS]
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All right, don't forget,
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Bradley and I will be hosting
UBA's New Year's Eve Extravaganza
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tomorrow night live from Times Square.
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Andrew W.K., Drake, Lauren Alaina,
actual musical guests.
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- No singing from us, thank goodness.
- Hey, come on, I saw you having fun.
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Is that what fun looks like to you?
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Well, it looks like
what you'll be seeing here on UBA
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- starting at 8:00 p.m. eastern…
- That's right.
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…tomorrow night.
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- We hope you can ring in 2020 with us.
- Eric and I will be looking for you.
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Now stay tuned for The Twist.
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- And we're out. Good job, you guys.
- [CREW CHEERS, APPLAUDS]
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- Whew!
- [CHUCKLES]
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Twitter's loving it.
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- Really?
- I told you.
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All right, it was more fun than I thought.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Did you see this about Ray?
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- Emotionally abusing his staff?
- What?
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- God.
- No.
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[BRADLEY] Gayle.
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I pushed the issue, all right?
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This is coming from Mia?
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Mia wants to do
"Nutrition in the New Year"?
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Well, I think it has less to do
with "Nutrition in the New Year"
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and more to do with, you know,
bumming everybody the fuck out.
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New Year's Eve and New Year's Day
are two of the deadliest days of the year.
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Alcohol consumption goes up,
drug use rises, people die.
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It's a fact. I'm sorry it's a bummer.
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Okay, I was trying to give it to you easy,
but, um, we weren't given an option.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Bradley.
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Ratings are down. Pick your battles.
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You know,
if they don't value me around here,
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I have a feeling there's gonna be
an opening on the evening news very soon.
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That seems like a safe bet.
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And I seriously doubt
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Vince would tell me to do
"Nutrition in the New Year"
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on the evening news.
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And by the way, Gayle,
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you told me all this singing
and dancing and playing along
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was gonna buy me
some freedom around this place.
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I mean, I dyed my hair,
I hosted their celebrity bowling show,
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I... I did stupid TikTok dances on TV.
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I did everything short of tattooing UBA
on my ass, and for what?
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You've gotten to do
most of the stories you wanted to do.
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[SIGHS]
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If we stay the course,
people will catch up.
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I hope you're right.
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I'm gonna talk to Cory
about the evening news.
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- He values integrity.
- [CORY] We need to get out ahead of this.
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Bradley Jackson isn't gonna
find out on Twitter
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that we're poaching her partner
for evening news.
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When are we ready
to make the switch with Eric?
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- [RICHARD] He's ready to close, almost.
- [CORY] Well, close the deal.
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We were supposed to have time
to ease her into this idea.
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You know, this is making my life difficult
to fire him, so maybe we don't.
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Yelling at a PA isn't exactly
the same thing as sexual assault.
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I had a boss throw a pineapple at my head
when I was a PA, and here I am.
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We've heard that story before, Vince.
This network needs to clean up its act.
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[CORY] Let me make this simple.
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The press release announcing Ray's firing
and Eric's move to evening news
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is being drafted now,
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but we're not gonna release it
till everything else is in place.
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The timetable has changed
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now that somebody has decided
to leak the information to the press,
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so we have to move expeditiously.
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Let's just concentrate
on who we're pairing with Bradley.
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Stellar. Our short list is down to Mickey
and Aaron.
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- What the fuck happened to Miguel?
- He declined.
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He... He declined The Morning Show?
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He wasn't excited
about working with Bradley.
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[CORY SIGHS]
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Listen, what about keeping Eric on TMS,
moving Bradley to evening?
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- You know she loves her news hard.
- [LAUGHS]
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Okay, should we have the conversation
about Bradley
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- that I think we're all thinking?
- What?
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Is she really cutting it?
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[CHUCKLES] That seems extreme.
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Ratings have been down.
Her contract is up in a few months.
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Yeah, Bradley was poised to become
some sort of feminist superhero,
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but she couldn't capitalize.
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No, wait. She refused to capitalize.
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Well, I kind of admire that she didn't
just jump on the Me Too bandwagon
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and fill up her grocery cart
with free prizes and fake goodwill.
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Yeah, but she went out of her way
not to fill up her cart.
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She called that women's club out
on the carpet...
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For underpaying staff.
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Listen, you know I love Bradley,
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but she really needs the poise and polish
and gravity of a seasoned anchor like Alex
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to balance her out.
232
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- Fine.
- Okay then,
233
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we have a list of potential
partner combinations
234
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- that are ready to go...
- What? No, I said fine. Fine, fine.
235
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- "Fine," what?
- We get Alex back.
236
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- No, no. I didn't... I didn't mean...
- [STELLA] What? No.
237
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- I don't think that's an option.
- Why, have you talked to her?
238
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Uh, she publicly left the show.
It was a big deal.
239
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Did she personally tell you no?
240
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Yes, emphatically,
241
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when she left the show eight months ago.
242
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That's why we went out
and spent all that money on Eric.
243
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But who else is a story like Alex is?
244
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Who else can distract us
245
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from the burning trash barge
that we are currently floating
246
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right down the center of the city? No one.
247
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I don't know that bringing her back is
the event that you think it is.
248
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She's a feminist icon.
249
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Maybe. But I also don't love the idea
250
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that she's another white woman
as co-anchor, feminist icon or not.
251
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And especially one who admitted
to doing a lot of questionable shit.
252
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And personally, I think Alex is done.
253
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[ALEX] The thing people don't realize is
that there is a cost to success and fame.
254
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There's a story
by Hans Christian Andersen.
255
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A young woman becomes enamored
with these fabulous red shoes
256
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that are more attention-grabbing
and exciting
257
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than the humble brown shoes she wears.
258
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- [TYPING]
- In a moment of bad judgment,
259
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she succumbs to their charms
and wears them to church.
260
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And lo and behold, her feet start moving
261
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and she is dancing, and she can't stop.
262
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And she dances
for hours and days and weeks
263
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until she is bloody and bruised
264
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from dancing like a whirling dervish
through the countryside and towns,
265
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unable to stop.
266
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She finally dances so much and so hard,
faster and faster,
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that she knows
she is going to bleed to death.
268
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So in a desperate attempt
to stave off death,
269
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she finally implores a woodcutter
to cut off her feet.
270
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And he does.
271
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Then she dies.
272
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- [TYPING STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
273
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[GROANS, MUMBLES]
274
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Times were different back then.
275
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And I'm sure there's
some patriarchal message in this
276
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to women who wanted
to step out of their role.
277
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However, I always took away
from it as a kid...
278
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And it probably says something
about me as a kid...
279
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Is the idea that the world
might have you running so hard
280
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that rather than running one step more,
you would cut off your own feet.
281
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[WHISPERS] Never…
282
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And I never... I never forgot that image.
283
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,960
I think success in the modern world
demands a similar dance...
284
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Soul-sucking, grueling, never ending.
285
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,186
- [WHISPERING] Just wanted it to end.
- And I just wanted it to end.
286
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,804
I wanted it to end
so I could begin to live.
287
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[INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES]
288
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- I'll let you know how it goes.
- [MURMURS]
289
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Stay tuned for The Twist.
290
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[MUTTERING] End manuscript.
291
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[SIGHS]
292
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[SIGHS]
293
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,913
You want a hundred million a year
to buy back
294
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,906
the streaming rights for Hampton?
295
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,867
[GROANS] Well, Bruce, normally I'd hate
to be the bearer of bad news,
296
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,993
but with you, somehow, I love it.
297
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,457
We're not gonna renew the deal
for Apocalypse 13. How's that?
298
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So if you wanna see it,
299
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,671
you're gonna have to do like everybody
else and subscribe to UBA Plus.
300
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,358
And don't worry, there's a free trial
if you can't swing the $7.99.
301
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:31,134
[BRUCE ON PHONE] I guess
anger issues are endemic over there.
302
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,804
[CHUCKLES] Nah, this isn't anger.
303
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,265
You'll know when I'm angry.
I'll make sure of that.
304
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,726
- Kyle, who's holding on three?
- That's Ivy. You told me to get her.
305
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,663
No, tell her I'll call her back.
I need Pete Freeman.
306
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,207
Keep rolling through the call sheet.
I need to get outta here soon.
307
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,692
- Hey. Should I come back later?
- [KYLE] Yeah, hi. Sorry…
308
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,443
Hi. Uh, no, no.
309
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,280
- [KYLE] Pete Freeman on two.
- Uh, tell him I'll call him back.
310
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- Look what the cat dragged in. Hi.
- [CHUCKLES] Hey.
311
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,077
[CORY SIGHS] Been a while.
312
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,720
- Yeah, I've been a little busy.
- Yeah.
313
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- Can... Can you talk for a second?
- Uh, yeah.
314
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:01,832
- Oh, great.
- Yeah.
315
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,293
Thanks.
316
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,087
[GROANS] What a morning.
317
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,797
[GROANS]
318
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,799
Are you gonna have to fire Ray?
319
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:13,802
Well, I mean,
I can't tell you that, but yes.
320
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:18,056
So, who are you gonna get to replace him?
321
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,268
Uh, yeah, I... Um… [SIGHS]
322
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,355
I don't... I don't know.
323
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,941
Um, in fact, if you find out,
please tell me
324
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,401
because I'm dying to know.
325
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,612
- Well, you would be my first call.
- I appreciate it.
326
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:36,325
And if you can't find anybody good,
there's always me.
327
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,453
Well, I thank you for that selfless offer.
328
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,662
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
329
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,581
Okay, you owe me, buddy.
330
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:46,710
Remember you were fired around here,
don't forget. And I got you un-fired.
331
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,253
I... Uh, yep.
332
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:52,299
- And obviously, I... I thank you for that.
- I'd do it again.
333
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,801
I really need you on The Morning Show.
I need that stability.
334
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,697
When people turn on The Morning Show,
they're gonna see Bradley Jackson.
335
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,183
And by the way,
you have been killing it this week.
336
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,102
- Just this week? I mean…
- Oh. Don't do that to me.
337
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,647
[CHUCKLES] No, I... Look, I get it,
338
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,609
and I know that the ratings have gone down
a little bit since Alex left,
339
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,444
and I'm not oblivious,
340
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,113
I just think evening news,
341
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,824
uh, it just might be
a better fit for my talents.
342
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:22,079
And Ray leaving creates this square hole
that's perfect for a square peg.
343
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,706
And I know... I know that I would kill it.
344
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,101
Oh, abso... Of course you would.
What are you talking about?
345
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,961
You would absolutely crush that.
346
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,756
But, you know, my problem is I like to fit
square pegs into round holes…
347
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,508
[LAUGHING] …'cause it's really hard,
348
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,271
but when you can make it fit,
like, perfectly, actually make it fit,
349
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,971
it's magical. It's totally magical.
350
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,891
Feels like magic. And not
like magic tricks, like actual sorcery.
351
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,936
And of course, of course the ratings
took a dip there for a while,
352
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,523
but that's what's gonna make
the ta-da moment so exhilarating.
353
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,650
So I can't move you before the ta-da.
354
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,282
Okay.
355
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,616
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
356
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,762
Well, you know, and I kinda feel like
I've been finding my groove on the show.
357
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,180
- [INHALES DEEPLY] Yeah.
- And Eric,
358
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,084
he and I just complement each other
really well.
359
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,333
Well, that's you,
you complement anyone well.
360
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,418
I don't know about that.
361
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,880
I mean, I think he and I are a good match.
It's much better than the last situation.
362
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,591
Oh, come on, you and Alex,
you had something special too.
363
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,634
For five minutes.
364
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:21,513
I mean, that's the most I ever felt like
we had a relationship. [STAMMERS]
365
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:25,475
But, I mean, she left, and I...
I haven't even heard from her.
366
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,977
Well, yeah.
367
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,979
It was a hell of a five minutes.
368
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,022
And who knows what would've happened
if you'd had a chance to build on 'em.
369
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,736
That's true.
I guess we'll never know. [CHUCKLES]
370
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,404
Anyway, it's better this way.
371
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,199
Well, I have learned never to say never.
372
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,992
Except when I'm saying never to say never,
373
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,036
in which case
I say it twice in one sentence.
374
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,788
[CHUCKLES] I miss you.
375
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:55,380
Yeah, you know,
we got busy, a lot happened.
376
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,050
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah.
377
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,427
It feels like
that was a million years ago.
378
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,096
- [SIGHS]
- And yet it was still 2019.
379
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,681
Yeah, tell me about it. [SNICKERS]
380
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:11,313
And the Hannah stuff has,
you know, been hard and on my mind.
381
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,899
I...
382
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,442
[SIGHS]
383
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,611
That stuff, I guess it just takes time.
384
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,866
But we'll get there.
We will. We'll get there.
385
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,161
[ON PHONE] Hi, this is Shirlee Alpert,
from Horseheads.
386
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:29,706
I want to nominate my grandson,
Zack, for Hero of the Day.
387
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,460
Yesterday at the park, he and a child
he didn't know were eating candy canes,
388
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,504
until the other child dropped his
on the ground
389
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,589
and started crying like the dickens.
390
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:41,718
Well, Zack really has the Christmas spirit
in him, we've made sure of that.
391
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,221
And he offered to share his candy cane.
392
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,515
I have got photos of
the two of them licking it.
393
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,559
I just thought it was the sweetest thing,
394
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:51,061
and maybe you could do a story
about that on the news.
395
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:55,357
- My number is 607-433-2...
- [DIAL TONE]
396
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:58,777
It cut off.
397
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:02,030
I know, we just missed it.
It was right there.
398
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,574
You want me to pursue it?
399
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,534
It's sort of gross.
400
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,077
Two kids licking one candy cane.
401
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,498
Yeah, but you know, kids need germs,
kinda bolster the immune system.
402
00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,041
I say you track her down.
403
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,520
It's gonna be six months
before we do another Christmas story.
404
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:18,544
Actually, that's not true around here,
but you should track her down anyway.
405
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,928
[WHISTLING "CAROL OF THE BELLS"]
406
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,264
Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
407
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,599
- Hi.
- Hi.
408
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,851
Mmm.
409
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,854
I got done at the school
and thought I'd swing by
410
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,356
and see my very successful
producer boyfriend.
411
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,680
- Really? Where is he?
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,085
- I'll tell him you're here.
- You're funny.
413
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,212
Well, I better be
'cause you're not dating me for my looks.
414
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,405
- [CHUCKLES]
- How we doing on the New Year's plans?
415
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,490
- Are we good?
- Yeah, you think you can get away?
416
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:50,162
Uh, I think so. This place runs itself.
417
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,039
Hey. The phones aren't working.
418
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,791
Um, have you called the phone company?
419
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:55,959
The phones are out.
420
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,085
Cell phone?
421
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,713
Hmm. Mmm.
422
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,511
- It doesn't like totally run itself.
- [GIGGLES]
423
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:10,349
But turns out either it doesn't matter,
or I don't care,
424
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,476
- or I just wanna be with you.
- Yeah?
425
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,602
- Yeah.
- Okay.
426
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:16,831
I'll see you tomorrow then.
427
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,483
- Oh, yeah, you'll see me tomorrow.
- All right. Bye.
428
00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,029
[INHALES DEEPLY]
429
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,864
[SIGHS]
430
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,116
[ALEX] Come on, baby. Oh, good boy.
431
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,828
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
432
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,375
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- [GRUNTS]
433
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,504
Did you read it already?
434
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,757
I just finished it. It's really good.
435
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,763
[STAMMERS] So what's not working for you?
436
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,015
Jesus, Alex, I said it's really good.
437
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,159
[ALEX] Yeah, okay, come on.
438
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:57,437
I know what "really good" means
on feedback, okay?
439
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,314
It means "not great,"
"you didn't like it,"
440
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:01,238
"not out of the park," what?
Don't bullshit me.
441
00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:03,777
Let's not go off the deep end here, okay?
442
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,280
It's really good. That's not bullshit.
443
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:09,074
You have lived an amazing life.
444
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:12,786
You've brushed elbows with some of
the most influential people on the planet.
445
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,582
You've carved out a place
as a woman in that business
446
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,293
that few have even come close to.
447
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,545
You started a UBA revolution.
448
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:26,341
The events are all amazing.
It's raw, it's real.
449
00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:30,929
S... So... So what's wrong?
450
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,055
[SIGHS]
451
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:36,852
I just think you need to go back
and dig a little deeper in certain areas.
452
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,438
Oh, my gosh! Come on.
453
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,107
I talked about… [STAMMERS] …uh,
454
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,402
my insecurities and my divorce and...
I mean…
455
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,529
About Mitch.
456
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,173
I'm not interested in talking about Mitch.
457
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,955
People are gonna be buying it for that.
458
00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:00,459
Nothing against you,
but that shit sells books.
459
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:05,339
And not only that, Alex,
it's an important piece of a movement.
460
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:07,341
Yeah, I know. I know the fucking movement.
461
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,595
I've destroyed my entire career
over the movement.
462
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,223
Please don't make me go back in there.
Come on.
463
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:16,099
I'm saying this as a friend, Alex.
464
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,227
We don't know what's gonna be
in Maggie's book.
465
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,020
[ALEX GROANS]
466
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,107
That sounds like you do know
what's gonna be in Maggie's book.
467
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,191
No, I don't.
468
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,945
I know her editor, but she won't tell me.
469
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,321
But whatever it is,
470
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:32,491
this gives you the opportunity
to go in there and respond
471
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,159
without looking like you're responding.
472
00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:36,453
- To defend yourself.
- Jesus!
473
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,080
What am I defending myself about
474
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:40,457
that I didn't already admit
on national television?
475
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,167
Alex, all I'm saying is,
476
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:47,506
if there is any history with Mitch,
any personal history,
477
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,759
this is your chance
to put your own narrative on it.
478
00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:52,010
Well, there isn't!
479
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:55,097
[WIND WHISTLING]
480
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,975
I'll go back and look at the manuscript
481
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:03,480
and see if I can dig up
any salacious bits about Mitch.
482
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:06,024
Keep the, uh, sharks fed.
483
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:10,338
Just think about what I'm saying,
all right? You'll get there.
484
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,698
Yeah, all right, Adelle. Thanks, bye. Bye.
485
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:14,867
Fucking Mitch.
486
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:16,493
- [SIREN BLARING]
- Mo... Mommy, you...
487
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,805
You gotta stop pressing the button,
okay, Mommy? [STAMMERS]
488
00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:20,873
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
489
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:23,542
The ambulance is coming
because you're pressing the button, okay?
490
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,835
It doesn't turn it off.
491
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,880
But it...
Ma, it's not on until you press it.
492
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,257
I promise you,
no one's listening to your conversations
493
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,259
- through your Life Alert, okay?
- Yanko?
494
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:35,888
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
495
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,472
Okay, bye, bye.
496
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,766
Oh, my God. So good to see you, Meredith.
497
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:43,687
Oh, my God.
It's... It's been a while, yeah.
498
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,771
Yeah.
499
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:49,610
- Uh, have you heard anything from Claire?
- Uh, yeah.
500
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,530
- She's studying for her GRE.
- Oh, wow. She's bouncing back.
501
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,574
- That's so good to hear that.
- Yeah.
502
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,952
I think it was good for her to get away
after all of that unpleasantness.
503
00:26:59,036 --> 00:27:01,288
Oh, yeah. No doubt. Yeah.
504
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,668
- Uh, well, good seeing you.
- So great seeing you.
505
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,507
When I talk to her next,
I'll tell her that I ran into you.
506
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,176
Sure, sure. Yeah. Take care.
507
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,472
Hey, Yanko. What's the weather, man?
508
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:22,684
Uh, well the earth's gonna crash
into the sun, but, uh,
509
00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,603
tomorrow night you'll need
a fucking sweater.
510
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:27,856
[GRUNTS, PANTS]
511
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:29,399
F...
512
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,402
[GRUNTS, PANTS]
513
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:35,864
[SHOUTS]
514
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,534
[PANTING] Shit. Oh, God.
515
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:41,537
Oh.
516
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:50,087
Chopping wood. Alex. Hello.
517
00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:54,049
Cory Ellison?
518
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,511
What the fuck are you doing in Maine?
519
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,721
Well,
what the fuck are you doing in Maine?
520
00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:03,642
- [ALEX] You really do need something, huh?
- Huh?
521
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,271
And I can't imagine that it's anything
that I have to give.
522
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,189
I need you to come back for a year.
523
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,004
Bradley's... She's doing okay,
but she's not testing great,
524
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,738
and we're taking Eric
for the evening news.
525
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:20,742
Yeah. [SIGHS]
526
00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:22,411
Wow.
527
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,415
Um, Bradley upset?
528
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:28,959
Well, she will be.
529
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,711
She will be.
530
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,921
God, you know what? Same old UBA.
531
00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:35,382
- You... You guys.
- Alex, business is business.
532
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:36,633
Those things don't change.
533
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:40,095
My job is to ensure the stability of UBA.
I do what I have to do.
534
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,346
- Uh-huh.
- Just to be clear,
535
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,241
I'm not talking about coming back
the same as before.
536
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:46,393
I am talking about a whole new deal.
537
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:47,936
You partner with the network.
538
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,272
You become a powerful voice
in the rebuilding
539
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,774
and the rebranding
of a... a toxic empire that...
540
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,026
It... It's gonna rise.
541
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:57,404
It's gonna rise from the ashes like...
Like Venus out of the clamshell.
542
00:28:57,487 --> 00:28:59,781
And you are Venus.
543
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:04,870
I need you.
544
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:08,749
UBA needs you.
545
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:14,922
You were all we ever needed,
and we were too stupid to realize it.
546
00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:18,884
Please come back to us, Alex.
547
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,429
You are the only thing that can save us.
548
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,102
[ALEX SIGHS]
549
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:35,067
I agree with every single thing
you just said.
550
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,653
Every single thing you just said.
551
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:40,447
I j... I can't come back. [CHUCKLES]
552
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:43,492
Not e... Even if I wanted to come back,
I just couldn't.
553
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:45,994
I-I... I would look flaky.
554
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,829
- W-Wishy-washy. Mm-mmm.
- No, no, no, no.
555
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:50,666
When your new deal got announced,
you would look smart as fuck.
556
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:56,713
[CHUCKLES]
557
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,966
- [TAPPING]
- I don't want to.
558
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:01,718
- I don't want to. I'm done. I'm done.
- [CORY SIGHS]
559
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,013
You know what, Cory...
I think it's... I think you better go.
560
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,516
I mean, you're not a horrible person.
561
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,810
I thoroughly enjoy you.
562
00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:12,997
I mean, maybe you are actually
a horrible person, but...
563
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,023
But I... I... I still find
you entertaining.
564
00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,067
You're a little... You're a little crazy.
565
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:20,612
- [SIGHS]
- And it… it scares me.
566
00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:24,992
Look, I don't wanna harass you.
567
00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:27,119
- Uh…
- Okay.
568
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,704
I've said my piece.
569
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:32,457
I'm begging you to come back to me,
Alex Levy, on bended knee.
570
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,627
And if you do,
I will support this union at all cost.
571
00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:38,589
You will be my first priority, always.
You have my word.
572
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,968
I'm not coming back. I'm really happy.
573
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,771
Okay,
I'm just asking you to think about it.
574
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,031
- I don't wanna think about it.
- You can tell me tomorrow.
575
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:49,641
- Think about it for a day.
- I'm telling you no now.
576
00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:50,726
I don't want it.
577
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:51,894
I hate it.
578
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,314
I would rather die than go back there,
okay?
579
00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:56,815
Well, think about it.
580
00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,317
Oh.
581
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,527
[SIGHS]
582
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,738
[SIGHS]
583
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,701
[TY] Oh, no, Yanko.
584
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:10,579
Twitter user Simplybarnaby has taken issue
with your weather report,
585
00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:12,265
- I'm afraid to say.
- [YANKO] Oh, my God.
586
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,624
He said, and I will quote him,
587
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:17,669
- "@yankofloresuba owes me $500."
- [YANKO LAUGHS]
588
00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:21,423
"No rain in the Pacific Northwest? Well,
tell that to my suede Ferragamo loafers."
589
00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,091
I am sorry about the shoes, Barnaby,
590
00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:25,886
but I think you need to take this one up
with the spirit upstairs.
591
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:27,864
Oh, so is that where Barnaby
should send the bill?
592
00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:29,407
Well, he's definitely got deeper pockets.
593
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,618
You take your life in your hands when
you leave the house with suede loafers.
594
00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:34,645
Hey, Mia, you still need to approve
the year-end clip package for tonight.
595
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,563
Right, uh... Donny, take it.
596
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:38,249
- Where we going?
- Joel's in the bullpen.
597
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:41,026
And remember you have a one o'clock
and you have a two o'clock.
598
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,296
- What's my two o'clock?
- Uh, your favorite head of news.
599
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,547
- Hey, Joel.
- [LINDSEY] Hey, Mia.
600
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,615
Can you weigh in on stories for tomorrow?
601
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,760
- [MIA] I... Ugh.
- It'll only take a second. Pick two:
602
00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:52,246
"Pakistan issues health ID cards
to trans people to reduce discrimination."
603
00:31:52,329 --> 00:31:55,832
"China investigates respiratory illness
outbreak, sickening 27."
604
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,520
And, "Eighty people in the Bahamas
tested positive for tuberculosis
605
00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:00,063
in storm shelters after the hurricane."
606
00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,463
- Pakistan, Bahamas.
- Thank you.
607
00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:04,842
- Walk with me. Rena, are you good?
- [SIGHS] Yeah, I'm just walking. For two.
608
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,195
Joel, give me what you got
for the year-end review, quick.
609
00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:10,848
Okay. Uh, Mueller Report.
Uh, perfect Ukraine call.
610
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:11,932
Uh, impeachment...
611
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,452
Stick to the Trump highlights
or that thing is gonna be four hours.
612
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:17,354
- Non-Trump?
- Uh, college admission scandal.
613
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,689
Uh, Brexit.
614
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:22,526
Uh, Notre-Dame burned down,
Australia burned down, the Amazon burned...
615
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,987
Stop. Let's give the people some hope.
616
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:27,239
Let's give me some hope.
Did anything good happen?
617
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,658
[JEFFREY]
Uh, the US won the Women's World Cup.
618
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:34,037
- Jesus, 2019 sucked!
- Um, hey.
619
00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:35,998
I really don't wanna be this person,
620
00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:39,418
but do we need to include ourselves
in a packet about 2019?
621
00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:42,129
Yeah,
let's include Alex and Bradley's moment.
622
00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,630
Choose that clip wisely.
623
00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:47,259
Play it as a triumphant send-off
to our departing hero, Alex Levy.
624
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:49,428
No Mitch. At all.
625
00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:51,430
And what about the Hannah of it?
626
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:56,476
Uh, dedicate the broadcast to Hannah.
627
00:32:58,437 --> 00:33:02,191
Archie was born this year, the royal baby.
Uh, that's optimistic.
628
00:33:02,274 --> 00:33:04,651
- Mmm, babies are great! [CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- Right?
629
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,365
Oh, hey.
What are you still doing here?
630
00:33:10,449 --> 00:33:12,993
- You should be at home taking a nap.
- Yeah, I will. I will.
631
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,912
It's gonna be a long night. Get some rest.
632
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:17,789
Hey, Mia, um,
I've just been thinking, taking stock.
633
00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:21,627
And… [SIGHS] …I realize
sometimes I can be difficult,
634
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,462
but you have always looked out for me.
635
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,923
And even when we were dealing
with some crazy shit.
636
00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:27,925
And if I... If I wasn't grateful enough,
637
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:31,470
I just wanna let you know that I...
I am really grateful.
638
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:33,931
And I just wanna say thank you.
639
00:33:36,308 --> 00:33:37,351
[MIA] Mmm. Oh.
640
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:39,311
Mmm.
641
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:40,514
I think he's the right call.
642
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,207
He does well with our old and young demos,
643
00:33:42,231 --> 00:33:44,083
men and women,
and non-gender conforming people.
644
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:45,150
Yeah, Aaron is great.
645
00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:47,545
I don't know if he'll be enough
to move the needle with the press.
646
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:49,255
No, but you're not gonna have
any issues with him
647
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:51,657
like we've had
with some of our other talent, you know?
648
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:52,741
Aaron's solid.
649
00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:54,910
Let's hope so.
650
00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:56,745
We close down again today.
651
00:33:58,497 --> 00:34:00,958
But, hey, let me know
before we announce officially?
652
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,801
Okay, why?
'Cause Bradley still doesn't know?
653
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:06,272
Yeah, mostly that. I'm gonna tell her
after the broadcast tonight,
654
00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:08,340
so hold off any press
until after I've told her.
655
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:09,424
Okay.
656
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:12,719
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
657
00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,972
[CROWD WHISTLING, CHEERING]
658
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,322
[BRADLEY] Check, check.
659
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,784
Okay. All right, okay. Great. Thank you.
660
00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:39,705
Thank you.
661
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,416
[CHEERING CONTINUES]
662
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:48,463
[CHUCKLES]
663
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:54,178
[BRADLEY CHUCKLES]
This is crazy. It's so huge.
664
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,679
I mean, it looks huge
when you see it on TV from home,
665
00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,056
but when you're in the middle,
666
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:01,059
it feels like this huge responsibility
that everybody has fun.
667
00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:04,646
- Do you think we're gonna make it fun?
- Um, I know I will.
668
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:05,731
I don't know about you.
669
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:07,917
- You are just something else.
- I'm gonna make it fun.
670
00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:10,986
Hey, I've got a little something here,
and I want to make a toast.
671
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,404
- Okay.
- To you.
672
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:13,488
Uh-oh.
673
00:35:13,572 --> 00:35:15,699
Because you came in
at a really difficult time
674
00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,826
and you just really pulled me through it.
675
00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:21,205
You've been, sincerely,
an amazing partner,
676
00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,582
and I just... I just wanna thank you.
677
00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:30,964
Means a lot. Honestly.
And, uh, you've been a great partner too.
678
00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:34,301
- Well, here's to the year ahead for us.
- All right.
679
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:36,178
[AIR HORN BLOWS]
680
00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:38,555
- I got to? [SCOFFS]
- Yeah. Go, go, go.
681
00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:40,182
- Quick.
- When in Rome.
682
00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:42,465
Okay, we're back in seven seconds.
Good show, everybody.
683
00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:44,645
Five, four, three.
684
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:47,231
Camera two,
get the both of them, two-shot.
685
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,315
Onward and upward.
686
00:35:48,398 --> 00:35:51,038
- [FANFARE PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]
- It's December 31st, New Year's Eve,
687
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,321
and all eyes are on Times Square
in New York City
688
00:35:54,404 --> 00:35:56,907
as Baby New Year is starting to crown.
689
00:35:56,990 --> 00:36:00,702
But we have got a lot of fun
in store for you before the ball drops
690
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,622
and 2019 gives way to 2020.
691
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:07,125
The excitement here is so thick
you can hang your laundry on it.
692
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:10,462
And why are we so excited, Bradley?
Who are we gonna be seeing tonight?
693
00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:14,591
Well, we got performances by Drake,
Ariana Grande,
694
00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,553
and the Radio City Rockettes.
And that's just the beginning!
695
00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:21,431
We'll be checking in throughout the night
with Daniel Henderson and Alison Namazi
696
00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:23,433
down on Bourbon Street, New Orleans.
697
00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,978
Ty Fitzgerald
at the Hollywood & Highland complex
698
00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,396
in Los Angeles.
699
00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:29,982
Yanko Flores is gonna be down
in the streets,
700
00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,234
and Penn & Teller
from the strip in Las Vegas.
701
00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:34,611
So get ready.
Figure out who you're gonna kiss.
702
00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:38,365
Because we've got four hours
until the ball goes down.
703
00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:55,007
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
704
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,555
Oh, God.
705
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:03,432
Okay.
706
00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:16,862
Hi. How are you? Hello.
707
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:18,614
Hi.
708
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,574
[MAN] Is that her?
709
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:21,658
[EXHALES]
710
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,827
She showed up.
711
00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,954
[MAN] Oh, my God. It's Alex Levy.
712
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:27,831
Oh, my God. It's Alex. Hi.
713
00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:29,499
[MOUTHING WORDS] Hi. Hello.
714
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,293
[MOUTHS WORD] Hi.
715
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:32,794
[GUESTS CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
716
00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:33,879
[ARIA] Alex?
717
00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:36,282
- [GASPS] Hello.
- I thought you were gonna be in New York.
718
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,342
I know, I had a change of plans.
719
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:40,802
Lizzy ended up having a party tonight
at the place,
720
00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:44,598
and I just didn't wanna be the lone mom
at a prep school party. [CHUCKLES]
721
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,475
- I'm so glad you're here.
- Me too.
722
00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:49,228
A lot of the people you know
from the book readings are here.
723
00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:50,854
- Yes! Oh, hi.
- Yes.
724
00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:54,483
- Oh, also, Sylvia Portman is here.
- Yes.
725
00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:56,443
- Sylvia... Yes.
- The psychic.
726
00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:58,111
- Right.
- Her new book's coming out.
727
00:37:58,195 --> 00:37:59,839
- She's doing a signing at the shop.
- Good.
728
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:02,199
- She is doing readings for everybody.
- Really?
729
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:04,701
- Sure she'd give you one if you'd like.
- Oh, fun.
730
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:06,828
- Let's get you a drink.
- Mmm, yes.
731
00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:09,748
[CARS HONKING]
732
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:19,800
What are we looking at here, Frank?
733
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:21,468
I'd say maybe a half hour at this rate,
734
00:38:21,552 --> 00:38:24,221
- but it's just a guess.
- [SIGHS] Got it.
735
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,932
- Just sometime this year would be great.
- [CHUCKLES] Yes, sir.
736
00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:29,434
- [HONKING CONTINUES]
- [SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT]
737
00:38:30,561 --> 00:38:31,562
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
738
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,943
[SIGHS] Oh.
739
00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,172
[SIGHS]
740
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:04,261
[LINE RINGS]
741
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,846
[ON VOICE MAIL] This is Alex.
742
00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:07,723
- Please leave a message.
- [BEEPS]
743
00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:11,018
So there's this poem.
744
00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:17,774
[INHALES] Okay. Mmm. All right.
745
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:19,776
Ah.
746
00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:21,862
Your parents have passed on?
747
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:25,032
Not that I'm aware of.
Should I give 'em a call?
748
00:39:25,616 --> 00:39:27,284
[CHUCKLES]
749
00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:32,080
- Ah, well, you have a child.
- I do.
750
00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:33,290
A son?
751
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:36,418
No, but I'll give you another guess.
752
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:39,505
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
753
00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:41,649
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- [BRADLEY] I know y'all are having fun,
754
00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:44,051
but New Year's Eve is just getting good.
755
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:46,929
Ladies and gentlemen, Lauren Alaina.
756
00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:50,432
- [CROWD CHEERS]
- [UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
757
00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:51,808
Thanks.
758
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:53,769
[ALAINA] Put your hands together.
759
00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:56,563
Hey, slow down there.
You got anything for me?
760
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,733
Don't be crazy now.
I know how much is in there.
761
00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:01,536
[LAUREN ALAINA
SINGING "ROAD LESS TRAVELED"]
762
00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:03,487
Mmm. Oh, my God.
763
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:05,531
This is unreal. I mean,
764
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:08,659
if I told my ten-year-old hot-mess self
that this is what I'd be doing,
765
00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:10,619
she would've never believed me.
766
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:13,205
But it's so fun.
I'm so glad I'm doing it with you too.
767
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,623
Isn't this magical?
768
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,146
Bradley, I gotta tell you something.
769
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,377
- Okay.
- Look, I'm not supposed to tell you this,
770
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:21,046
but I just don't feel right
keeping it from you.
771
00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,130
You all right?
772
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:24,550
And you're gonna find out soon, anyway.
773
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,301
I'm leaving the show.
774
00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:32,391
Wait, are... Did they fire you?
775
00:40:33,183 --> 00:40:35,303
- Look, I'll talk to Mia.
- No, no, no, that's not it.
776
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:37,521
They offered me evening news.
777
00:40:40,566 --> 00:40:41,567
Oh.
778
00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,032
Does everybody know?
779
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:51,702
Yeah.
780
00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:54,496
I'm really sorry.
781
00:40:57,624 --> 00:40:59,168
[SONG FADES]
782
00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:09,845
Well, this card shows a young man who is
or will be very important in your life.
783
00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:12,890
Ooh, gosh. No one that I'm aware of.
784
00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:15,517
But you are in a serious relationship?
785
00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,561
No, I'm... I'm not.
786
00:41:18,812 --> 00:41:23,483
You know, sometimes you have to be willing
to just dig around a little deeper
787
00:41:23,567 --> 00:41:26,486
to let the cards reveal
what they're trying to tell you.
788
00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:28,113
Oh.
789
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,490
But, wait, I thought that was your job.
790
00:41:34,953 --> 00:41:38,081
- I don't wanna scare you.
- I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
791
00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:42,878
Well, I know you don't believe in
what I'm doing.
792
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:45,589
[STAMMERS] I kind of think you're right.
793
00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:46,882
I mean no disrespect.
794
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:48,926
You know what? Let's just shake hands
795
00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:50,169
- and call it a night.
- Okay.
796
00:41:50,219 --> 00:41:51,512
- That was fun.
- That was fun.
797
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:53,263
- Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
- Mm-hmm.
798
00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:57,100
To be honest, Alex,
I feel a lot of resistance in you.
799
00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:02,689
What do you mean resistance?
What am... What am I resisting?
800
00:42:03,482 --> 00:42:06,777
I came for a drink, to see my neighbors,
have some good cheer,
801
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,363
what the fuck am I resisting?
802
00:42:10,864 --> 00:42:15,577
You are carrying around
a paralyzing amount of guilt.
803
00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:24,503
No, I'm not.
804
00:42:25,254 --> 00:42:26,922
Is that what you're running away from?
805
00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:34,054
I'm not running away from anything.
806
00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:43,856
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
807
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,150
- Hey.
- Hey.
808
00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,777
- Have you seen him?
- Seen who?
809
00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:50,320
Tell him I'm looking for him.
810
00:42:57,828 --> 00:43:00,831
Hey. It's going great so far.
811
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:01,915
You're killing it.
812
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:04,319
How about I take you out
for a celebratory drink afterward?
813
00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:05,878
[BRADLEY] What happened to you?
814
00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:09,256
Well, um, a miracle named Bradley Jackson
walked into my life?
815
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,925
No, no, no. I mean, like, w...
Who the fuck are you?
816
00:43:13,218 --> 00:43:15,554
Because you're not the same person
that I thought you were
817
00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:16,957
when all the Alex shit went down.
818
00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:18,015
What's going on, Bradley?
819
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:19,808
- What's going on?
- You lied to me.
820
00:43:19,892 --> 00:43:21,393
You put Eric in the evening news.
821
00:43:21,476 --> 00:43:24,688
And apparently,
everybody here knows that except for me.
822
00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:27,900
Seriously? What the fuck, Cory?
823
00:43:29,026 --> 00:43:30,444
You're just gonna have to trust
824
00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:33,006
- that I have your best interests in mind.
- My best interests in mind?
825
00:43:33,030 --> 00:43:35,633
If you had my best interests in mind,
you would've told me the truth.
826
00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:37,826
Goddamn it,
I'm doing the best that I can here. Okay?
827
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:41,205
- [TITTERS] This job is hard.
- Oh, really?
828
00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:43,391
- Everybody's job is fucking hard.
- It doesn't seem that way to you
829
00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:45,643
because I walk in and out of a room
grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
830
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,547
But it is fucking hard,
'cause when I took over,
831
00:43:47,586 --> 00:43:49,230
they didn't give me the keys to a new car,
832
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:51,174
they gave me a raft
that's so riddled with holes,
833
00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:52,901
and is so crudely patched over
and over a...
834
00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,510
There's not even a raft left.
835
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:57,179
It's just a million patches,
held together by a million more.
836
00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:59,806
And I know you know how that is
because you're the patch
837
00:43:59,890 --> 00:44:02,202
that holds together another patch
every morning at 7:00 a.m.
838
00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:06,688
And I am trying to conjure Noah's Ark
out of thin air.
839
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:09,542
And I... Frankly, I think
I'm doing a pretty decent job of it,
840
00:44:09,566 --> 00:44:11,169
- all things considered.
- Are you? Really?
841
00:44:11,193 --> 00:44:14,005
Actually, a pretty great job of it.
And I had hoped, frankly, you and I?
842
00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,573
We would be able to walk on together,
two by two.
843
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,575
Is this the part
where I'm supposed to thank you
844
00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:20,869
for saving me from some sort of flood?
845
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:23,705
Because you only have this job
because of me.
846
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:28,895
Man, you're just so certain
you know how the world works, huh?
847
00:44:28,919 --> 00:44:31,759
You know, most people in the world
don't give a fuck about anybody else.
848
00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:34,526
They don't care if you live or die.
I'm not talking about you personally.
849
00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,510
Most people don't care
if anybody lives or dies
850
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:38,153
who doesn't answer to the name of "me."
851
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:43,016
But you, you seem to think somehow
that your friends, your fucking friends,
852
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:44,560
and I am counting me here,
853
00:44:44,643 --> 00:44:47,062
- are somehow out to get you.
- Oh, oh, let me clarify.
854
00:44:47,145 --> 00:44:48,313
You are not my friend.
855
00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:50,774
You could've been my friend,
but that did not happen.
856
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:52,985
And I am so glad it did not.
857
00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:56,488
Because all you had to do
was be honest with me.
858
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:59,908
But it turns out you're just the weasel
that everybody said you were.
859
00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:03,078
It's just never occurred to you
that I obviously, obviously, obviously
860
00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:04,246
can't tell you everything
861
00:45:04,329 --> 00:45:06,915
'cause you're so obsessed
with telling the truth,
862
00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:09,501
I can't be sure
any secret is safe with you.
863
00:45:09,585 --> 00:45:10,627
And also, by the way...
864
00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:12,421
- So this is my fault?
- Pretty much.
865
00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:14,524
'Cause I also can't tell you
how people feel about you
866
00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:15,900
'cause your ego is too damn fragile
867
00:45:15,924 --> 00:45:19,011
to be able to process the information
into something constructive.
868
00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:20,864
- Go to hell.
- There you go, proving my point.
869
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:23,032
- I told you the truth, proved my point.
- You know what?
870
00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:25,100
Fuck you. My ball's about to drop.
871
00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:31,231
[ROCK MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
872
00:45:38,071 --> 00:45:40,824
Come on, man. [SIGHS]
873
00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:43,827
Fuck it.
874
00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:47,623
Okay.
875
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,334
Jesus.
876
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,419
[CLATTERING]
877
00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,551
[SIGHS]
878
00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:03,722
Oh, shit.
879
00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:13,857
[SIGHS]
880
00:46:14,691 --> 00:46:17,212
[CORY ON VOICE MAIL] There's this poem
that I've been thinking of.
881
00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:19,196
Uh, I had to take a test on
when I was in school.
882
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:20,507
Most of it doesn't really apply.
883
00:46:20,531 --> 00:46:23,134
It's about the death of this guy's
best friend and he's missing him.
884
00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:24,952
But there... there's this one line.
885
00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:26,870
It keeps rattling around in my head.
886
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:30,874
One line that specifically...
It reminds me of you, right now.
887
00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:36,213
"Fame is no plant
that grows on mortal soil."
888
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,549
You are not mortal soil.
889
00:46:38,632 --> 00:46:40,133
Whether you like it or not.
890
00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:43,720
And you can't just throw away
non-mortal soil. That's a sin.
891
00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:46,306
And, I know,
you think you're meant to slow down.
892
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:47,766
I don't think that's right.
893
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,978
You have yet to do your greatest work.
894
00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:52,980
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
895
00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:55,607
That non-mortal soil's more fertile
than it's ever been.
896
00:46:55,691 --> 00:46:56,692
I believe that, Alex.
897
00:46:56,775 --> 00:46:59,403
And somewhere inside yourself,
I think you believe that.
898
00:47:02,072 --> 00:47:04,825
- [WHIMPERS, SNIFFLES]
- So, if I am right,
899
00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:09,162
I need you to call me back
in the next hour and tell me you agree.
900
00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:12,207
- [SIGHS]
- And if I'm wrong,
901
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:14,585
well, go and have a drink
and a laugh at my expense
902
00:47:14,668 --> 00:47:17,462
- and enjoy your new year.
- [CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES]
903
00:47:17,546 --> 00:47:18,839
[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]
904
00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:20,883
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
905
00:47:23,844 --> 00:47:27,389
And here it is, the great countdown!
Count with us.
906
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:29,308
- Sixty.
- Fifty-nine.
907
00:47:29,391 --> 00:47:30,809
[ERIC LAUGHING] Fifty-eight.
908
00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:32,537
- [BRADLEY] Fifty-seven.
- [ERIC] Fifty-six.
909
00:47:32,561 --> 00:47:34,361
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- [BRADLEY] Fifty-five.
910
00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:36,116
[ERIC] Yanko,
what are you doing there, man?
911
00:47:36,148 --> 00:47:38,066
- [BRADLEY CHUCKLES]
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
912
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:40,277
- He's counting.
- He's counting down there? Okay.
913
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,696
All right, I hope he's not bothering you.
914
00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:43,780
Alex?
915
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,700
- Hi. Hi.
- [CORY] Hi. Did you get my message?
916
00:47:48,619 --> 00:47:49,620
[SNIFFLES] I did.
917
00:47:49,703 --> 00:47:50,704
[CROWD CLAMORING]
918
00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:52,539
- And?
- And?
919
00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:54,416
It was really nice.
920
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:56,877
- You okay?
- [SIGHS]
921
00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:01,673
- I'm g... I'm great.
- Okay, listen.
922
00:48:02,174 --> 00:48:04,134
You know we wanna be
in the Alex Levy business
923
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,219
no matter what, Alex.
924
00:48:05,302 --> 00:48:08,430
And I know you got a million problems
that are more important than mine.
925
00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:11,308
Our deal fell through
on Eric's replacement.
926
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:12,851
We're in a hell of a bind.
927
00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:14,704
You've done The Morning Show,
you've graduated.
928
00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:16,128
You've earned the right to move on.
929
00:48:16,188 --> 00:48:18,482
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- Could you please…
930
00:48:20,108 --> 00:48:21,568
Come back and fill in…
931
00:48:23,195 --> 00:48:26,949
Until you're ready to launch
your new prime-time show?
932
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:29,076
[WEEPS, SIGHS]
933
00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:31,745
[SNIFFLES]
934
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:38,210
[CLEARS THROAT] Okay, listen, Cory?
Let's talk tomorrow, okay?
935
00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:42,756
I will call you tomorrow.
Alex, you won't be sorry.
936
00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:47,719
Cory, can I trust you?
937
00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:49,471
[CROWD] Six.
938
00:48:49,555 --> 00:48:51,431
[ALL] Five. Four.
939
00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:53,308
- Three.
- Yes.
940
00:48:53,392 --> 00:48:56,019
- [ALL] Two. One.
- [CROWD CHEERS]
941
00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:58,939
[BOTH] Happy New Year!
942
00:48:59,022 --> 00:49:01,233
- [PARTY HORNS BLOWING]
- [ALL CHEERING]
943
00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:05,612
["AULD LANG SYNE" PLAYING]
944
00:49:05,696 --> 00:49:06,989
[FIREWORKS POPPING]
945
00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:09,157
- ["AULD LANG SYNE" CONTINUES]
- [GUESTS SHOUTING]
946
00:49:10,158 --> 00:49:12,077
[CHEERING, EXCLAIMING]
947
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:18,250
- [AUDIO FADES]
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
948
00:49:57,831 --> 00:50:01,960
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
949
00:50:59,142 --> 00:51:00,477
[MUSIC ENDS]
950
00:51:00,561 --> 00:51:03,438
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
951
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:06,525
[STELLA] Uh, hey, what's up?
952
00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:09,570
Kill the deal with Aaron.
I'll explain tomorrow.
953
00:51:09,653 --> 00:51:13,240
It's a new year, Stella.
Things are looking up.
954
00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:15,367
[CROWD CHEERING]
955
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:30,757
[WOMAN SNEEZES]
956
00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:33,010
Ah, fuck!
957
00:51:33,594 --> 00:51:35,721
["NEW YORK, NEW YORK" PLAYING]
957
00:51:36,305 --> 00:52:36,249
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