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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,781 Good find. 2 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:06,574 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with a pen, 3 00:02:06,608 --> 00:02:08,545 but, uh, good effort. 4 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:10,716 You want to trade? 5 00:02:12,185 --> 00:02:14,456 Hey, give me that. 6 00:02:14,489 --> 00:02:15,726 Yeah. 7 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,665 Yeah. 8 00:02:18,699 --> 00:02:20,970 You want to see what I can do with this? 9 00:02:30,656 --> 00:02:33,160 Here you go, buddy. Take it. 10 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,431 Hey, stay close. 11 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,717 Huh. 12 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,514 Okay. 13 00:03:06,995 --> 00:03:08,865 Shit. 14 00:03:11,771 --> 00:03:13,140 Fuck. 15 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:36,821 Holy shit. 16 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,863 You okay? 17 00:05:37,395 --> 00:05:40,201 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 18 00:05:40,234 --> 00:05:41,971 Say it. 19 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:43,975 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 20 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:46,380 Good. Now I move my right arm as hard as I can 21 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,752 toward the opposite shoulder, like this, 22 00:05:48,785 --> 00:05:51,390 and then my arm goes up and over my head. 23 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:56,668 So it goes up and over my head. 24 00:05:57,468 --> 00:05:59,674 So... 25 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,243 Up and over my head. 26 00:06:01,276 --> 00:06:04,015 You're stuck, aren't you? 27 00:06:04,049 --> 00:06:05,752 You know what? Actually... 28 00:06:05,786 --> 00:06:07,957 I haven't worked these straps before. 29 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:10,261 - Your face is really red. - Yeah, it's a performance. 30 00:06:10,294 --> 00:06:12,967 Stage craft. You make them believe it's impossible. 31 00:06:20,883 --> 00:06:21,885 Yo, back off. He bites. 32 00:06:21,918 --> 00:06:23,287 Shit. 33 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:26,059 - Fuck. - Are you okay? 34 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:28,063 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It's a... 35 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:32,071 - It's a part of it, you know. - Yeah. 36 00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:33,742 Yorick, you in there? 37 00:06:33,775 --> 00:06:35,320 - Should I get that? - No, no, no, no, no. 38 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:36,957 - Just shut the fuck up. - I have Beth's check. 39 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:39,252 I need yours in an hour, or I'm calling your mom. 40 00:06:42,258 --> 00:06:43,895 Who was that? 41 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,474 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 42 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:49,239 Huh? 43 00:06:49,272 --> 00:06:51,143 Up and over, right? 44 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,186 Huh? See? 45 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:58,792 It's okay. You can clap. He can't hear anymore. 46 00:06:59,827 --> 00:07:01,263 Oh, these straps... 47 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,735 My dad says this has to be my last lesson. 48 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:05,204 Wait. What? Why? 49 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,208 He said we're not getting our money's worth. 50 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:09,446 I taught you how to get out of NYPD cuffs, dude. 51 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:11,250 He wanted me to learn card tricks. 52 00:07:11,283 --> 00:07:13,254 I'll teach you card tricks then. 53 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,967 If you want to be like every other asshole on the planet. 54 00:07:14,991 --> 00:07:16,995 - He found a camp. - Dude. 55 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:18,732 I'm going to it this summer. 56 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:20,736 You can go to magic camp? 57 00:07:20,769 --> 00:07:22,171 I'm sorry, man. 58 00:07:23,207 --> 00:07:25,512 Oh, my God. Your dad's a dick. 59 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:28,885 Well, I am sorry, but it's true, okay. You're old enough to... 60 00:07:30,121 --> 00:07:33,327 Um... all right, well, 61 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,233 we still got 20 minutes, so... 62 00:07:36,266 --> 00:07:39,139 Your turn. Come on. Let's make it count. 63 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:43,047 You could have been one of the greats, Fred. 64 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,517 Now, we'll never know. 65 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:50,829 Yeah, I just left him. He was with his aide. 66 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:52,833 Cut the ordinal adverbs. 67 00:07:52,866 --> 00:07:54,837 "Firstly, secondly." 68 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,373 Makes me seem like a schoolteacher. 69 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:57,910 You have the committee at noon. 70 00:07:57,943 --> 00:07:59,523 I'll have the briefing books in your office. 71 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,292 "The president was asked about Representative Brown's 72 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,096 "legislative agenda which links Internet hate speech 73 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,432 to a rise in domestic terrorism..." 74 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:05,826 - Let me guess. - He's whining 75 00:08:05,859 --> 00:08:06,995 about the First Amendment 76 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,865 - and calling for... - Unity. Yes. 77 00:08:08,898 --> 00:08:11,203 Let's all join hands with the psychotics of America. 78 00:08:11,236 --> 00:08:12,882 He just doesn't like that it's coming from you. 79 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,342 You want to add a paragraph 80 00:08:14,376 --> 00:08:16,581 to the end of the speech? Hit him where it hurts? 81 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:18,183 Is there press in the rotunda? 82 00:08:18,217 --> 00:08:20,221 Yeah, Andrew and Nick fishing for comments. 83 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:22,091 Grab them for me. I'll give them two minutes. 84 00:08:23,828 --> 00:08:25,799 We're about to have a lot of incoming calls. 85 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:27,435 I'll have the dress 86 00:08:27,468 --> 00:08:29,472 for the First Lady's party waiting in your office. 87 00:08:29,507 --> 00:08:31,376 And Yorick's landlord called. 88 00:08:33,414 --> 00:08:35,418 I'm gonna kill him. 89 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:39,025 There's a nail place across the street. Ask for Ashley. 90 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:41,330 Tell her you work for me. She'll touch those up. 91 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:43,868 Oh, that's okay, I'll-I'll just go after work. I... 92 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:45,872 Give him hell. 93 00:08:45,906 --> 00:08:47,910 Be back in an hour. 94 00:08:50,214 --> 00:08:52,185 My nails are chipped. I didn't realize she's... 95 00:08:52,218 --> 00:08:54,022 You represent her, 96 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,126 and they've been picking her apart for 20 years. Go. 97 00:09:02,906 --> 00:09:05,011 And thank you for having me. 98 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:11,356 Okay, so, right there on the subway, 99 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,429 I whispered in his ear that I'd suck his dick till tomorrow. 100 00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:16,601 He looked at me like I was a serial killer. 101 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:21,009 When does this get more fun? 102 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,182 Are you fucking serious? 103 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:27,422 I used to have so much fun when I was fucked-up, 104 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:29,292 you know, before it got scary. 105 00:09:29,325 --> 00:09:33,367 - Who's calling you? - I don't know. 106 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,371 Do you need to get that? 107 00:09:35,404 --> 00:09:38,444 Sorry. Go ahead. 108 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:41,183 - Anyway, I, um... - It's my brother. 109 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:45,024 I thought about you guys. 110 00:09:45,057 --> 00:09:46,527 You know, I thought about this room. 111 00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:49,099 After I'd stopped thinking about dick. 112 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:50,444 Dude. 113 00:09:50,468 --> 00:09:52,138 No. I, um... 114 00:09:52,171 --> 00:09:53,684 Sometimes, I-I still want to feel like... 115 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:56,246 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 116 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:58,016 Anything is possible, 117 00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,696 - but, uh... - Yeah, what do you want? 118 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,225 - ...I think this is better. - Couldn't it wait? 119 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:06,032 - What is wrong with you? - How's this? 120 00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:07,368 Fun? You making friends? 121 00:10:07,402 --> 00:10:09,372 Fucking sucks. 122 00:10:09,406 --> 00:10:11,644 Two more, and I am free. 123 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,948 Ah, you should stop smoking. 124 00:10:13,982 --> 00:10:15,619 - But why? - Hmm. 125 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:17,155 I need some money. 126 00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:19,159 Get the fuck out of here. 127 00:10:19,192 --> 00:10:21,263 - No, it's just-just... - No. Seriously, fuck off. 128 00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:23,276 Just, like, a hundred bucks or something. Can you...? 129 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,271 - You think I have money? - Just need to get 130 00:10:25,304 --> 00:10:27,050 some shit for tonight. Can you please let me borrow some cash? 131 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:29,045 What shit? What's tonight? 132 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:33,555 Cheese and wine and crackers, like, but nice ones. I'm, uh... 133 00:10:33,588 --> 00:10:36,493 I'm doing it. Tonight. 134 00:10:36,527 --> 00:10:38,497 - No. - Yeah. 135 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:40,936 I'm telling you no. 136 00:10:40,969 --> 00:10:43,140 - I thought you liked Beth. - Well, I love Beth. 137 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:44,476 - Yeah. - Beth's great. 138 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,514 Yeah, I know. I bought a ring. 139 00:10:46,547 --> 00:10:48,585 You're broke. You just asked me for money. 140 00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:50,421 No, no, no, Joel found it in Morocco. 141 00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:52,034 It's Bedouin. It's turn of the century... 142 00:10:52,058 --> 00:10:54,429 Joel from the magic shop? 143 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,275 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll show you a picture. 144 00:10:56,299 --> 00:10:57,536 I don't want to see it. 145 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,439 No, no, no, it's cool. It's... Where is it? 146 00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:03,213 Mom and Dad still pay your rent, right? 147 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,652 Uh, no. 148 00:11:05,685 --> 00:11:08,157 Yeah, sometimes if I'm, like, low on cash. 149 00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:10,103 You don't know what you want to do with your life. 150 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:13,000 - I'm an escape artist. - Jesus, Yorick. 151 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:17,241 Beth loves you, for some reason, but this ends badly, 152 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,689 - I promise you. - Oh, no, no, no, I'm not looking for your blessing. 153 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:23,153 You can't afford cheese, but you want to marry your girlfriend. 154 00:11:23,187 --> 00:11:24,557 Yeah. 155 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:27,295 You're keeping a monkey prisoner in a studio. 156 00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:28,430 He's a service animal. 157 00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:30,367 You need to get your shit together. 158 00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:32,749 Okay, you're gonna talk to me about getting my shit together. 159 00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:35,277 - Okay. - Uh-huh. Yeah, is that what that meeting is in there? 160 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:36,747 - Okay! - Oh, what, it's, the, uh, 161 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,383 association of responsible adults? 162 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,720 Yup, that's what it is. 163 00:11:39,753 --> 00:11:41,065 Uh-huh. Yeah, you got a DUI in Manhattan. 164 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,693 Do you know how hard that is to do? 165 00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:44,496 Actually, you know what, in some ways, 166 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:47,101 - that's an accomplishment, so... - All right. Fine. 167 00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:49,105 Mm-hmm. Don't listen to me. Embarrass yourself. 168 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:50,651 Okay. Yeah, you know what, Beth loves me 169 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,622 and we're happy and it's a functioning relationship. 170 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:56,319 And maybe if you didn't hate yourself so fucking much... 171 00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:57,455 Ah, whatever. 172 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,764 Hey, yo. 173 00:12:01,797 --> 00:12:02,766 They're not gonna sign your sheet 174 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:03,568 if you miss the whole meeting, 175 00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:05,037 and I'm not coming to another one 176 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,239 of these things, so... 177 00:12:06,273 --> 00:12:07,809 Hey, Yorick. 178 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:09,212 Sup, Sam? 179 00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:13,120 Don't say I didn't warn you. 180 00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:14,322 Thank you. 181 00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:17,596 Uh, sorry. I forgot the... 182 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:19,733 Okay. 183 00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:33,695 Don't get too attached. 184 00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:36,499 It's a wild animal. 185 00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,538 I named him Jerry. 186 00:12:39,607 --> 00:12:41,844 How do you know it's a boy? 187 00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:44,583 Hmm. Works either way. 188 00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:46,854 - You know, they can give you leprosy. - Yeah, well, 189 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:49,125 can't be any worse than what you're carrying. 190 00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,629 Oh! 191 00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:53,835 No, I can build a trap. We can drive him out somewhere. 192 00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:56,148 It's a fucking armadillo, Jade. It's not an endangered species. 193 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,310 Yeah, but he's Jerry. 194 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,586 ♪ On his way to the promised land, no, no... ♪ 195 00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:04,757 - You want? - Yeah. 196 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,481 - Okay, they're pulling up. You almost done? - Yeah. 197 00:13:17,516 --> 00:13:19,620 Can you... 198 00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,524 grab me that battery? 199 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,493 - Which one? - The one right there. 200 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,632 Yeah, can you put that... 201 00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:27,134 in there? 202 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,372 ♪ The jury would not forgive him ♪ 203 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,378 ♪ When he took a man ♪ 204 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,850 ♪ Within an inch of his life... ♪ 205 00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:40,160 Ah! Kaboom! 206 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,298 Okay. 207 00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:43,510 Can you wait in the other room? 208 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:44,779 They don't want to meet the artiste? 209 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,483 I don't think these guys want a Black chick 210 00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:48,845 building their explosive device. 211 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:51,651 Maybe... 212 00:13:51,684 --> 00:13:53,597 you shouldn't have told them you could make something 213 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,558 you can't make. 214 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:58,874 Okay, but... I owe you. 215 00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:00,735 - Mm-hmm. - You're my sensei. 216 00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:02,749 But you just have to fuck off into the other room. 217 00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:04,442 - Okay. Okay. - These guys are serious. 218 00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:05,745 - Okay. - ♪ Keep the faith ♪ 219 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,381 ♪ From getting in ♪ 220 00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:08,885 Now. 221 00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:14,395 ♪ In the company of strangers ♪ 222 00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:27,789 ♪ So he sits behind these gray walls ♪ 223 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,266 ♪ Staring at the yellow moon ♪ 224 00:14:35,404 --> 00:14:38,745 ♪ His dreams lie shattered all around him ♪ 225 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,349 ♪ Casting shadows ♪ 226 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,921 ♪ Into his room, baby. ♪ 227 00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,865 ♪ Hold up ♪ 228 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,937 ♪ Hold up ♪ 229 00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:54,910 ♪ Hold up ♪ 230 00:14:56,781 --> 00:14:58,785 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 231 00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:03,226 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 232 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,330 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 233 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,805 ♪ Down, down, down on the floor ♪ 234 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:11,711 ♪ Niggas get fade and they feel it on they face. ♪ 235 00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,995 ♪ Talking all day, then they feel it on they place ♪ 236 00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:19,860 ♪ Take it all down, they gon' feel it on the day ♪ 237 00:15:19,893 --> 00:15:22,899 ♪ Take it all home and they feel it all the way ♪ 238 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:25,672 ♪ Takin' all shots and they feel it on they face ♪ 239 00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:26,941 ♪ Take it ♪ 240 00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:28,811 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 241 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,753 ♪ Take it all down, make 'em feel it on they faith ♪ 242 00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:35,391 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 243 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:37,662 ♪ Man get down and they putting on a show ♪ 244 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:38,965 ♪ Hold up ♪ 245 00:15:38,998 --> 00:15:42,004 ♪ Girls getting down every day ♪ 246 00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:44,743 ♪ Working out of town on the floor. ♪ 247 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,704 Good work. 248 00:15:58,738 --> 00:16:01,409 I thought I had more time. 249 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:02,813 Suitcase is on your coffee table. 250 00:16:02,846 --> 00:16:04,683 Flight's at midnight. 251 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,858 Maybe some place with hills? 252 00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:12,298 Oklahoma's pretty depressing. 253 00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:13,366 D.C. 254 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,646 We need someone embedded with POTUS. 255 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:15,638 There's a credible threat. 256 00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:18,009 Consider it a... promotion 257 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,347 for a job well done. 258 00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:25,501 No, I don't want Paw Patrol. 259 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,963 It's a Ninja Turtles party. 260 00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:29,900 Well, you should've called me last week. 261 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:32,506 The party's on Saturday. I can't ju... 262 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:36,045 Hold on a second. Sorry. I-I-I'll have to call you back. 263 00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:38,551 What's up? 264 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:42,626 Send me the link. I'll call you back. 265 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,779 Look at that. Four in a row. 266 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:53,614 You got that, right? 267 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,852 James, can I talk to you for a second? 268 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:57,756 Hey, Nora, 269 00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,726 you ever shoot a handgun? 270 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,564 Sorry, Mr. President. 271 00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:02,566 No, I haven't. 272 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:04,770 But you are a gun owner, right? 273 00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:06,707 Don't make me look bad in front of the press. 274 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,443 Two Remington 870s 275 00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:10,615 in a gun safe in my garage! 276 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:12,752 Shot our own turkey for Thanksgiving last year. 277 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:15,825 You, uh, 278 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:18,029 - shot a turkey? - Absolutely not. 279 00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:19,909 So you just pulled "Remington 870" out of your ass? 280 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,770 - I'm good at my job. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:23,774 Jennifer Brown called POTUS a misogynist. 282 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,845 On CNN. 283 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,383 - When? - Just now. She'll ask him. 284 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:29,786 He doesn't like to be blindsided. 285 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,859 All right, folks! We need to get the president back. 286 00:17:32,893 --> 00:17:35,541 - Mr. President, one more question. - Uh, we'll catch you next time. 287 00:17:35,565 --> 00:17:37,512 First Lady will kill me if he's late for her party. 288 00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,640 Uh, thank you, Shonda. It's a pleasure, 289 00:17:39,673 --> 00:17:40,975 - as always. - Indeed, sir. 290 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:43,046 Do I want to know? 291 00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,983 We'll brief you in the car. 292 00:17:45,017 --> 00:17:47,488 Take a shot first. 293 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,358 Come on. Humor me. 294 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:51,029 I bet you've never even held a gun. 295 00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:53,033 Uh... Once. 296 00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:55,638 In college. A boyfriend took me to a range. 297 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,976 You'll like it. 298 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,780 Don't I need to sign the waiver? 299 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:00,782 Nora. 300 00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,519 Take the damn shot. 301 00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:10,602 Just... Safety first. 302 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:17,649 Just don't point it at me, 303 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,853 or Jordan'll turn you into Swiss cheese. 304 00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:25,899 Uh, keep your eyes open. 305 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,769 For the love of God. 306 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,634 And Peter, my wild man, 307 00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:47,174 he starts complaining about having stomachaches. 308 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:50,748 And then, one night, he comes crawling into my bed, 309 00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,619 and it all comes out. 310 00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:55,558 Mrs. Andrews saw him pull a girl's hair, 311 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:58,029 and she shamed him publicly 312 00:18:58,063 --> 00:18:59,866 in front of the whole class. 313 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,870 And I am livid when I talk to her. Livid. 314 00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:04,075 You know... mama bear. 315 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:06,747 "We're teaching the children about bodily autonomy," 316 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,749 she tells me. 317 00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:09,085 Of course, it doesn't matter 318 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:12,826 that the girl pushed him first. 319 00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:13,961 Or that he's a child. 320 00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:16,700 We are raising our boys 321 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,036 to fight their instincts, 322 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,575 to be ashamed of them. 323 00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:24,750 We're teaching our boys to be afraid to become men, 324 00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:28,089 to be a-afraid to-to touch a woman. 325 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:30,828 To kiss a woman. 326 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,668 To be afraid to talk to a woman. 327 00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:36,607 Because we now live in a world 328 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,076 where one misunderstanding, 329 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,047 just one, 330 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,051 can unravel a whole life. 331 00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:49,231 Did you hear what she called him? 332 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,935 She called him a misogynist. 333 00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:52,271 Who cares? 334 00:19:52,304 --> 00:19:54,008 He's not a misogynist. 335 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:57,281 He's a champion for women's rights and... 336 00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:58,216 Boys, please don't throw any of that. 337 00:19:58,249 --> 00:20:00,555 What are you doing? Where's your jacket? 338 00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:01,866 Why is your... What's going on with your tie? 339 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,093 Babe. 340 00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:04,830 What-What's going on? 341 00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,041 I thought they were supposed to be ready. 342 00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:07,034 We're ready. 343 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,871 Nobody has their shoes on, look. 344 00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:10,140 Boys, 345 00:20:10,173 --> 00:20:12,077 - shoes. - I don't want to wear shoes. 346 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,213 Can you...? 347 00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:16,920 She's scared of any primary challengers, 348 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,591 - and she should be. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:20,604 Either way, she's gonna lose the next election cycle. 350 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:23,066 Okay! Mommy's little monsters, 351 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,538 let's all get our shoes on. Let's get ready. 352 00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:26,850 Let's get jackets. Let's not be late 353 00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,778 - for Nana's party, okay? - Mm-hmm. 354 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,323 - Hi, my little baby. - Is it dead? 355 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:31,917 Okay! 356 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,319 Okay, boys! Come on. 357 00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:34,756 Don't touch that. 358 00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:38,531 Let's put our shoes on, huh? Let's get ready to go. 359 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,665 You look beautiful. 360 00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,309 You made it. 361 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,817 You know how much I love glad-handing. 362 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,854 Well, this isn't glad-handing. 363 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,658 This is ass-kissing. 364 00:21:25,691 --> 00:21:28,072 Well, at least you called him an asshole on national television. 365 00:21:28,096 --> 00:21:30,267 That's sure to spice up the evening. 366 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,070 Congresswoman. 367 00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:33,206 He'd like to see you. 368 00:21:35,343 --> 00:21:38,049 I'll get you a drink. 369 00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:39,619 Thank you. 370 00:21:49,906 --> 00:21:51,610 Piano player's a nice touch. 371 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,279 I'm sure Marla's over the moon. 372 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,183 Nora saw you on TV. 373 00:21:55,217 --> 00:21:56,385 It's pretty harsh words 374 00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:58,189 for someone who came to your wedding. 375 00:21:58,223 --> 00:22:00,928 - What was the exact quote, Nora? - "It's no surprise 376 00:22:00,962 --> 00:22:02,999 "that President Campbell wouldn't heed my call 377 00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:05,170 "to take Internet hate speech seriously. 378 00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:06,740 "That would require alienating 379 00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,811 "some of his most vocal supporters. 380 00:22:08,844 --> 00:22:10,113 Like the KKK." 381 00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:12,351 The KKK, Jennifer. Really? 382 00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:14,255 Go on. 383 00:22:14,288 --> 00:22:17,161 - I was there. I know what I said. - "He's an old-school politician 384 00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:19,031 - "from a bygone era." - Really, Jen? 385 00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:20,802 You've been in Congress for two decades... 386 00:22:20,835 --> 00:22:22,180 "Who expects me to shut up and listen." 387 00:22:22,204 --> 00:22:24,341 "I think I'll listen to the experts. 388 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,916 The president has never been a woman on the Internet." 389 00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:31,657 - You called me sexist. - I was asked. I answered. 390 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:33,259 You're off the clock. 391 00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:34,996 James still wants to talk about Oklahoma. 392 00:22:36,032 --> 00:22:38,236 What's going on in Oklahoma? 393 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,073 A bomb went off. 394 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:41,251 Domestic terrorists with ties 395 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:42,846 to the American Freedom Coalition. 396 00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:44,683 Casualties? 397 00:22:44,716 --> 00:22:47,154 Miraculously just the assholes involved. 398 00:22:47,187 --> 00:22:49,091 Blew themselves up by accident. 399 00:22:50,928 --> 00:22:54,903 Well, want to place any bets as to their Internet activity? 400 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,054 Tell him I'll call him from the car 401 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,848 on the way back to the Residence. 402 00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,886 Oh, and, um... 403 00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:05,223 stall for me with Marla for a minute, would you? 404 00:23:05,257 --> 00:23:07,261 Yes, Mr. President. 405 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:15,277 But you never used to wave the lady card. 406 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,457 - We all respected the hell out of you for that. - Hmm... 407 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,084 "The lady card." 408 00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:22,224 I don't want to fight in the press. 409 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,067 You think you're the only one who doesn't like Nazis? 410 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,737 We can work together on this. 411 00:23:28,771 --> 00:23:30,717 You had the opportunity to work with me, you passed. 412 00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:33,246 - Oh, come on, you would've hated that job. - Oh? 413 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:36,085 - Tell me more. - I wanted you for it, you know that. 414 00:23:36,118 --> 00:23:37,922 There were a lot of voices in the room. 415 00:23:37,956 --> 00:23:39,759 Don't bullshit me, Ted. 416 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:40,904 You floated that idea to the press 417 00:23:40,928 --> 00:23:42,231 so you could get a cookie 418 00:23:42,264 --> 00:23:43,504 for being such a moderate hero. 419 00:23:43,534 --> 00:23:45,136 You got all the political points 420 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,107 without having to actually do anything. 421 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,445 - That's how you see me. - You're a politician. 422 00:23:49,478 --> 00:23:51,182 And what are you? 423 00:23:51,215 --> 00:23:52,484 Believe it or not, 424 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,321 considering a spot in your administration 425 00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:56,827 didn't play as well for me as it did for you. 426 00:23:58,329 --> 00:23:59,866 I like you, Jennifer. 427 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,770 I want us to be friends again. 428 00:24:01,803 --> 00:24:03,306 We will be. 429 00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:05,745 In about two and a half years. 430 00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:12,759 I'm gonna need you to work on Saturday. 431 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:14,829 Joey's got his daughter's first communion. 432 00:24:14,863 --> 00:24:16,967 I can't. Sorry. 433 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,206 - Why not? - I don't want to. 434 00:24:26,018 --> 00:24:27,855 I told her about us. 435 00:24:29,826 --> 00:24:32,331 Shut up. You did not. 436 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:43,486 What did she say? 437 00:24:54,408 --> 00:24:56,178 Entitled little shits. 438 00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:58,116 Ryan... the kid I was telling you about... 439 00:24:58,149 --> 00:24:59,586 I gave Ryan a "C" on his term paper, 440 00:24:59,619 --> 00:25:01,957 because it was objectively terrible. 441 00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:04,495 I mean, he uses semicolons all the time. 442 00:25:04,529 --> 00:25:07,367 Literally no discernible reason to use a semicolon. 443 00:25:07,401 --> 00:25:09,104 It's like he's decorating the page. 444 00:25:09,138 --> 00:25:10,484 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Thanks. 445 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:13,379 And this motherfucker asks to talk to me after class. 446 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:15,383 Well, semicolons are tricky. 447 00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,922 Whoa. What is this? 448 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:20,493 - Grilled cheese. - I can see that. 449 00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:23,534 Three different cheeses... Cheddar, jack, and goat... 450 00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:25,504 And there's, uh, tomato in there, too. 451 00:25:25,538 --> 00:25:26,807 Mmm. 452 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,449 Um, so, Ryan... 453 00:25:33,052 --> 00:25:34,632 Ryan tells me he's gonna get the professor involved, 454 00:25:34,656 --> 00:25:37,427 because he claims that I'm biased against him. 455 00:25:38,463 --> 00:25:40,367 Holy shit. This is amazing. 456 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,471 Yeah, you are biased. You told me you hate his face. 457 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:44,375 Yeah, well, he told the professor 458 00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:46,847 that he thinks I'm "out to get him" 459 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,884 because I, apparently, 460 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:51,556 used the phrase "white privilege" the other week, 461 00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:53,503 and he claims that I was looking right at him when I said it. 462 00:25:53,527 --> 00:25:55,130 Man, what a dick. 463 00:25:55,163 --> 00:25:57,334 What about you? How was Freddy? 464 00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:59,304 - You get him in the jacket? - Uh, yeah. 465 00:25:59,338 --> 00:26:00,473 Sort of. 466 00:26:02,512 --> 00:26:04,516 Whoa. 467 00:26:04,549 --> 00:26:06,294 Ten-year-olds shouldn't be claustrophobic, right? 468 00:26:06,318 --> 00:26:07,922 Like, what happened to you, Freddy? 469 00:26:10,928 --> 00:26:14,201 I think I should come with you to Australia. 470 00:26:14,234 --> 00:26:15,638 I think I should come. 471 00:26:15,671 --> 00:26:17,542 What? What about your show? 472 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,311 - I thought Joel said yes. - Yeah, I know. 473 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,148 Only if I can get it down to 45 minutes. 474 00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:22,518 So get it down to 45 minutes. 475 00:26:22,552 --> 00:26:24,054 No, there's no way. That's like... 476 00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:26,058 That's like "burning chair," "straitjacket tank," 477 00:26:26,092 --> 00:26:27,971 - and, like, one other thing and that's it. - So cut "straitjacket tank." 478 00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:29,933 I'm not... What? 479 00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,435 Hey, that's the whole thing. 480 00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:33,005 That's-that's the history of magic. 481 00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:35,143 It's the point of the... I'm not gonna... 482 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,980 Uh... 483 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:40,019 Look, I can work on this from anywhere. 484 00:26:43,159 --> 00:26:45,196 Sorry, you don't want me to come? 485 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,167 Babe, of course I want you to come. 486 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,504 Yeah, visit, but... 487 00:26:48,537 --> 00:26:49,939 Yeah, but an hour on a shitty stage 488 00:26:49,973 --> 00:26:50,941 in the back of a magic shop... 489 00:26:50,975 --> 00:26:53,614 This is the biggest opportunity you've had. 490 00:27:08,476 --> 00:27:10,548 Open it. 491 00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:18,129 It's, um, it's bedouin. 492 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:19,431 It's turn of the century. 493 00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:21,469 What are you... 494 00:27:21,503 --> 00:27:23,941 Yeah. This makes sense. 495 00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:25,410 - Us. You and me. - Yorick. 496 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,247 Look, I know, I know I'm a bit of a mess. 497 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,094 - Babe... - And I know you think I don't know what I want, 498 00:27:29,118 --> 00:27:30,286 but I do. 499 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,359 I want you. 500 00:27:33,392 --> 00:27:35,463 It's all I've ever wanted. 501 00:27:38,002 --> 00:27:39,371 We can go to the courthouse, 502 00:27:39,404 --> 00:27:41,475 or we can have 600 people at the MoMA. 503 00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:43,446 I'll friggin' do it tonight. I don't... 504 00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:45,551 Whatever you want, okay? But, just, Beth, 505 00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:48,991 let's be us forever, okay? 506 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,532 Fucking marry me. 507 00:27:55,604 --> 00:27:59,077 I can't just ask you to drop your life and move to Australia. 508 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,115 Yes, you can. Please ask me. 509 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,319 You can't just give me a ring and... 510 00:28:03,352 --> 00:28:06,125 - Yeah, it's not just a ring. - No, it's bedouin. 511 00:28:06,158 --> 00:28:07,538 Yeah, you said you didn't want a diamond. 512 00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:10,400 - You said diamonds are... - You can't come to Australia 513 00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:13,406 and be, what, my professional fiancé? 514 00:28:13,439 --> 00:28:15,711 We are 27. 515 00:28:15,744 --> 00:28:17,658 Oh, come on. My parents were young when they got married. 516 00:28:17,682 --> 00:28:19,294 So, what, are you gonna just sit in the apartment 517 00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:20,721 while I go to school? 518 00:28:20,754 --> 00:28:22,390 And stall for another year on your show? 519 00:28:22,424 --> 00:28:24,662 No, I'll help you. And, yeah, I'll work on my show. 520 00:28:24,696 --> 00:28:26,432 I'm pretty sure Australians like magic. 521 00:28:26,465 --> 00:28:28,312 - You'll be bored, and you'll blame me. - Bored? 522 00:28:28,336 --> 00:28:29,682 - What are you talking about? - You think you won't, but you will, 523 00:28:29,706 --> 00:28:31,384 - and you'll hold me back. - Hold you ba... 524 00:28:31,408 --> 00:28:33,680 Hold you back from what? 525 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:36,252 From meeting people, from diving in. 526 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:41,495 Sorry, from meeting-meeting people? 527 00:28:42,532 --> 00:28:44,167 Yorick. 528 00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:48,544 Oh, my God. Yeah. 529 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:53,486 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go. 530 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,401 - Meet people. Fucking Hemsworths and shit. - Oh, you're being an asshole. 531 00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:58,462 I'm-I'm being an asshole? 532 00:29:00,066 --> 00:29:01,335 You're an asshole! 533 00:29:01,368 --> 00:29:04,308 Oh, my God. You're giving me shit about my show? 534 00:29:04,341 --> 00:29:05,310 I didn't have time to work today 535 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:07,247 because you want to know what I was doing, Beth? 536 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,386 I was packing your shit, uh-huh, and then, yeah, 537 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,424 I was getting your dry cleaning. 538 00:29:12,457 --> 00:29:14,370 And then I was getting cheese to make your dinner. 539 00:29:14,394 --> 00:29:16,498 And then I just fucking proposed to you, 540 00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:19,137 and you tell me you want to go to Australia to meet people! 541 00:29:19,171 --> 00:29:21,342 Mm-hmm. What are you doing? 542 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,420 What are you... Where are you going? 543 00:29:22,444 --> 00:29:23,614 Could you just shut up?! 544 00:29:23,647 --> 00:29:25,483 I didn't ask you to get my dry cleaning, 545 00:29:25,517 --> 00:29:28,289 - and I didn't ask you to pack for me. - I know. I know, I know. 546 00:29:28,322 --> 00:29:29,635 I did it 'cause I'm a nice guy and I love you, 547 00:29:29,659 --> 00:29:31,639 even though you make me very fucking angry. Can we... no, 548 00:29:31,663 --> 00:29:33,175 can you please just... Can we talk about this? 549 00:29:33,199 --> 00:29:34,301 I love you. 550 00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:36,105 I love you. 551 00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:37,240 I have papers to grade. 552 00:29:37,274 --> 00:29:38,720 Can we j... No. What am I... 553 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:40,490 What am I supposed to do here, Beth? I can't... 554 00:29:40,514 --> 00:29:41,759 Am I supposed to chase after you? 555 00:29:41,783 --> 00:29:43,386 I'll be back in a few hours. 556 00:29:43,419 --> 00:29:44,765 No, can you just... 557 00:29:44,789 --> 00:29:46,458 Goddamn it! 558 00:29:46,492 --> 00:29:48,262 I swear to... 559 00:29:57,247 --> 00:29:59,084 Shit. 560 00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:18,489 What's the threat? 561 00:30:20,628 --> 00:30:22,698 This one's a marathon. 562 00:30:22,732 --> 00:30:25,336 I'll brief you in a couple weeks. 563 00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:14,167 Who am I? 564 00:31:14,201 --> 00:31:16,205 Agent Sarah Burgin. 565 00:31:16,238 --> 00:31:18,409 Secret Service. 566 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:21,816 Armed wallpaper? 567 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:23,352 She's a patriot. 568 00:31:23,386 --> 00:31:24,689 Like you. 569 00:31:24,722 --> 00:31:26,458 Sarah. 570 00:31:26,492 --> 00:31:28,396 It's a good name for wallpaper. 571 00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:06,806 What are you doing? 572 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,579 I don't know, uh, I thought I heard... 573 00:32:09,612 --> 00:32:11,816 - I got it. Thank you. - Ah. 574 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:14,020 I am so sorry this turned into me doing errands. 575 00:32:14,054 --> 00:32:15,724 Ah, it's cool. 576 00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:16,826 It's a big flex. 577 00:32:17,862 --> 00:32:20,567 This is not a flex, okay? 578 00:32:20,601 --> 00:32:22,437 My boss needs this for work tomorrow. 579 00:32:22,470 --> 00:32:24,441 Listen, I'm honored. I've never picked up 580 00:32:24,474 --> 00:32:26,378 a congresswoman's dry cleaning on a date before. 581 00:32:28,048 --> 00:32:29,685 I'm sorry. 582 00:32:29,719 --> 00:32:31,956 I'm kidding. 583 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,695 That dress is very, uh, 584 00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:35,964 blue. 585 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:37,635 It's her power color. 586 00:32:37,668 --> 00:32:39,639 I need to get one of those. 587 00:32:39,672 --> 00:32:41,475 Yeah, you sure do. 588 00:32:42,477 --> 00:32:43,990 I think it's a little late to catch that movie. 589 00:32:44,014 --> 00:32:45,884 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 590 00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:48,523 Let's get some food. What are you in the mood for? 591 00:32:48,557 --> 00:32:49,826 Maybe Italian? 592 00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,004 I know a place near... 593 00:33:02,818 --> 00:33:05,456 Holy shit! 594 00:33:07,761 --> 00:33:10,366 What the fuck? 595 00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:11,870 Are you okay? 596 00:33:11,903 --> 00:33:13,940 Yeah. Yeah. Are you? 597 00:33:15,944 --> 00:33:17,681 Was that a police horse? 598 00:33:17,715 --> 00:33:19,619 Where's the cop? 599 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:27,953 Come on. Come on. 600 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,778 Oh! 601 00:33:36,051 --> 00:33:38,623 Oh! 602 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:46,038 Uh, let's get the fuck out of here. 603 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,452 We're thinking of built-ins 604 00:33:53,485 --> 00:33:55,791 for the den. Laurie knows a guy on the Cape 605 00:33:55,824 --> 00:33:58,028 that makes them out of old World War II vessels. 606 00:33:58,062 --> 00:34:01,503 Well, the house is beautiful, Ken. 607 00:34:01,536 --> 00:34:04,074 Would you excuse me for just a moment? 608 00:34:04,107 --> 00:34:05,811 Oh! 609 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,382 Hey, wait, wait. No running, please. Sorry. 610 00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,086 Only kids at the party. 611 00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:11,856 Kim. Nice to see you. 612 00:34:11,890 --> 00:34:13,693 - Where's your mom? - Oh, she's hiding. 613 00:34:13,727 --> 00:34:16,064 Dad wanted to put a tent in the Rose Garden 614 00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:18,469 - and a 20-piece orchestra. She's... Oh. 615 00:34:18,503 --> 00:34:20,406 She's more understated. 616 00:34:20,439 --> 00:34:23,680 - Well, I'm very glad to be here. - Are you? 617 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,551 I thought you would have wanted to avoid 618 00:34:25,584 --> 00:34:27,955 associating with women haters. 619 00:34:27,988 --> 00:34:29,725 - I... - I'm kidding. 620 00:34:32,565 --> 00:34:35,537 - How's Hero? - Fine. Good. 621 00:34:35,571 --> 00:34:37,741 - An EMT in New York. - Oh. 622 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:40,747 The last time I saw her was at the inauguration. 623 00:34:40,781 --> 00:34:43,687 That was a fun night. Memorable. 624 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,691 She certainly enjoyed herself. 625 00:34:45,724 --> 00:34:48,563 Oh, excuse me. Nicholas is double-fisting desserts. 626 00:34:48,597 --> 00:34:49,597 It's good to see you. 627 00:34:52,771 --> 00:34:54,575 Ah-ah-ah, uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 628 00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:56,779 No... okay, let's just do a few, okay? 629 00:34:56,813 --> 00:34:58,617 Can you pick one? Okay, that's not one. 630 00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,621 So sorry to interrupt, 631 00:35:00,654 --> 00:35:03,693 but I need to borrow my husband. 632 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,697 Nice talking to you. 633 00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:09,104 A solid 15 minutes on oil futures. 634 00:35:09,137 --> 00:35:10,707 I can't do it, Jen. 635 00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,678 I don't know how you can. 636 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:16,184 Yorick's landlord called this morning. 637 00:35:16,218 --> 00:35:18,188 He didn't pay the rent. 638 00:35:18,222 --> 00:35:20,761 I wired him some money. 639 00:35:21,763 --> 00:35:23,934 We got to stop bailing him out. 640 00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:25,469 What, you want him living with you? 641 00:35:25,504 --> 00:35:27,641 Doing magic in the basement? 642 00:35:27,675 --> 00:35:30,714 - No. - No? 643 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,024 I set up the guest bedroom. 644 00:35:36,058 --> 00:35:37,628 Oh, I have a room at the Jefferson. 645 00:35:37,661 --> 00:35:39,173 - Well, you didn't have to. - I wasn't sure. 646 00:35:39,197 --> 00:35:41,903 - I have to leave early anyway. - Okay, okay. 647 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,221 I miss you. 648 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,058 But I'm an asshole. 649 00:35:53,092 --> 00:35:56,766 You are, but... 650 00:35:56,799 --> 00:35:59,772 This is stupid. This isn't us. 651 00:36:02,110 --> 00:36:05,550 I forgive you. Or I can. 652 00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:07,053 I was working all the time. 653 00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:09,959 - None of this is your fault. - Well, 654 00:36:09,992 --> 00:36:12,163 I'm not saying that. I-I... 655 00:36:12,196 --> 00:36:14,669 It's just maybe... 656 00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:16,973 you've punished yourself enough? 657 00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:21,014 Maybe I've punished you enough. 658 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,659 This time apart... 659 00:36:26,693 --> 00:36:28,028 Jen. 660 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,264 We can keep it as quiet as you want. 661 00:36:46,298 --> 00:36:49,672 Wait till after the midterms. 662 00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,542 But I spoke to Martin. 663 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,546 They're starting the toasts. 664 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,584 We'll be right in. 665 00:36:59,925 --> 00:37:01,929 You talked to a lawyer. 666 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:08,877 Ask me for a divorce. 667 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,580 I'd like to hear you say it. 668 00:37:10,614 --> 00:37:13,553 There's a good way to do this. 669 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,961 I love you. I always will. 670 00:37:17,995 --> 00:37:20,734 But it is time. 671 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,246 When the kids were little, Marla used to write 672 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,284 these little notes, and she put them 673 00:37:29,317 --> 00:37:31,254 in their shoes. 674 00:37:31,288 --> 00:37:34,127 Sometimes there was glitter involved, right? 675 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,933 The whole house was glitter back then. 676 00:37:36,966 --> 00:37:39,037 I think just about every dress Kimber wore 677 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,141 until she was 15 was covered in it. 678 00:37:41,174 --> 00:37:43,780 15? Try 25. 679 00:37:45,817 --> 00:37:48,890 Marla, you made our children's lives magical. 680 00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:51,294 Always. And it's been a great pleasure 681 00:37:51,328 --> 00:37:52,998 to watch you these past few years 682 00:37:53,031 --> 00:37:55,269 as you've become a mother to this country. 683 00:37:55,302 --> 00:37:58,008 America's lucky to have you. 684 00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,647 I'm lucky to have you. 685 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,618 Happy birthday, darling. 686 00:38:44,835 --> 00:38:46,806 Oh, you're still working. 687 00:38:48,175 --> 00:38:50,346 The party place rented our bounce house 688 00:38:50,379 --> 00:38:51,883 to some other family. 689 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:54,822 They're offering me Paw Patrol. 690 00:38:54,855 --> 00:38:56,926 Conner's gonna freak. 691 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,338 I'll have Maggie call in the morning. 692 00:38:58,362 --> 00:39:00,332 Don't make your assistant call. 693 00:39:00,366 --> 00:39:01,969 What else she gonna do? 694 00:39:02,003 --> 00:39:03,940 If Maggie tweets that she spent the day 695 00:39:03,973 --> 00:39:05,710 - calling party suppliers... - I'll do it. 696 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:08,224 - Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here. - I... 697 00:39:09,985 --> 00:39:11,689 Long day? 698 00:39:11,722 --> 00:39:13,693 The longest. 699 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,095 Tomorrow will be longer. 700 00:39:26,819 --> 00:39:28,890 Daddy! 701 00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:30,827 You want to take this one? 702 00:39:30,861 --> 00:39:33,733 She wants you. 703 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:40,412 Daddy! 704 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,149 You're okay, sweetie. 705 00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,151 I'm coming. 706 00:39:43,185 --> 00:39:44,855 I-I had a bad dream, I... 707 00:39:44,889 --> 00:39:46,726 Put your blanket back, come on. 708 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:47,728 You're okay, it's just a dream. 709 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,897 No, it-it was real. 710 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:50,867 Shh... come on. 711 00:39:55,911 --> 00:39:58,015 How did she take it? 712 00:40:00,252 --> 00:40:03,158 She was upset. 713 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,362 Hurt. 714 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:10,740 But she gets it, I think. Or she will. 715 00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:13,913 It hasn't been working for a while. 716 00:40:16,919 --> 00:40:18,388 When'd you do it? 717 00:40:19,457 --> 00:40:22,163 Before work. 718 00:40:22,196 --> 00:40:24,167 How? 719 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,939 I don't want to talk about her, okay? 720 00:40:26,973 --> 00:40:31,047 I mean, can't we be happy for a solid minute? Huh? 721 00:40:31,081 --> 00:40:33,418 I did the thing. 722 00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:39,030 Hey. 723 00:40:39,063 --> 00:40:42,036 I did the thing. 724 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,933 I will be back in a second. 725 00:41:29,898 --> 00:41:32,236 Hey, buddy. 726 00:41:32,269 --> 00:41:34,575 What you doing out here? 727 00:41:34,608 --> 00:41:36,478 Huh? 728 00:41:38,482 --> 00:41:40,820 You got a person? 729 00:41:42,156 --> 00:41:44,427 Hey. 730 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,882 Okay. 731 00:41:54,915 --> 00:41:58,255 You... stay. 732 00:42:08,175 --> 00:42:11,014 There's a dog out here. 733 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:15,422 Oh, your wife is texting you. She, uh, 734 00:42:15,456 --> 00:42:17,460 wants to know when you're gonna be home. 735 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,565 And can you please get diapers on the way? 736 00:42:19,598 --> 00:42:22,370 Fairway's open 24 hours. 737 00:42:24,908 --> 00:42:26,879 I am gonna tell her. 738 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,283 - I don't give a shit what you do. - Don't say that. 739 00:42:29,317 --> 00:42:31,421 Don't. It's not that simple. We have a kid. 740 00:42:31,454 --> 00:42:33,492 I want to tell her. 741 00:42:33,526 --> 00:42:36,197 - You know, I'm not trying to hurt you. - Well, you can't hurt me. 742 00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:38,903 You're a 40-year-old paramedic 743 00:42:38,936 --> 00:42:40,507 with a wife who doesn't want to fuck him 744 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:42,911 and a baby that you never wanted in the first place. 745 00:42:42,944 --> 00:42:46,184 Well, if I'm such a piece of shit, why are you so angry? 746 00:42:46,217 --> 00:42:48,221 Hmm? 747 00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:52,496 You know what? Get out. 748 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:55,335 - What? Okay, stop. - Get out. Walk home, okay? 749 00:42:55,369 --> 00:42:57,106 Get out. Get-get out. 750 00:42:57,139 --> 00:42:59,177 - Are you serious? - Yes. Get out! 751 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,047 Stop! 752 00:43:01,081 --> 00:43:02,316 Get out. 753 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:03,653 - Jesus Christ! - Get out! 754 00:43:03,686 --> 00:43:06,124 I'm sorry I'm not rushing to blow up a marriage 755 00:43:06,157 --> 00:43:07,937 - to run off with some traumatized... - Get out! 756 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:08,963 Ow! 757 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,336 - Fuck! - Get out. 758 00:43:12,369 --> 00:43:14,541 - Do not! - Get out! 759 00:43:14,575 --> 00:43:17,213 Oh, there you are, you fucking coward. 760 00:43:17,246 --> 00:43:19,518 Coward? Huh? Coward? 761 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:21,655 - Coward? - Get off me! Get out! Get out! 762 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,396 Get... out! 763 00:43:28,101 --> 00:43:29,070 Oh, no. 764 00:43:29,103 --> 00:43:31,074 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 765 00:43:31,107 --> 00:43:32,476 No, no, no, no. 766 00:43:32,511 --> 00:43:33,478 No, no, no, no, no, no. 767 00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:35,984 Oh, my God. Uh... uh... 768 00:43:36,017 --> 00:43:39,223 Hey, you're okay. You're okay. 769 00:43:39,257 --> 00:43:41,094 You're okay. You're okay. 770 00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:43,566 It's okay. You're okay. You're okay. 771 00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:45,269 Stay with me. Hey, stay with me. 772 00:43:45,302 --> 00:43:48,041 Stay with me. Stay with me. 773 00:43:48,074 --> 00:43:50,145 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 774 00:43:50,179 --> 00:43:52,684 Oh, my God. 775 00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:38,676 They're gonna try to strong-arm you. 776 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,279 A billion dollars for satellites 777 00:44:40,312 --> 00:44:41,658 and establishing supremacy in space. 778 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:43,151 Ronald Reagan Star Wars bullshit. 779 00:44:43,185 --> 00:44:45,389 It's absurd, and you should fight them. 780 00:44:47,359 --> 00:44:49,330 Can someone grab me a cup of coffee? 781 00:44:49,363 --> 00:44:51,267 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. 782 00:44:51,301 --> 00:44:52,571 Of course. 783 00:44:52,604 --> 00:44:54,440 Oh, not on the floor, please. 784 00:45:15,315 --> 00:45:17,486 Yeah. 785 00:45:17,521 --> 00:45:19,490 I'll have a draft on your desk by 9:00. 786 00:45:19,525 --> 00:45:21,705 He'll want to make his changes, but I think we're almost there. 787 00:45:21,729 --> 00:45:25,102 Mackenzie! Conner! Let's go! You're late! 788 00:45:25,135 --> 00:45:28,475 Sorry. My son crawled in bed with us at 4:00 in the morning. 789 00:45:28,509 --> 00:45:30,312 Nobody slept very well. 790 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:47,747 I'll see you at the office. 791 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,718 Ah, fuck! 792 00:45:52,657 --> 00:45:55,062 We're late for school! 793 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:04,648 There's a dead dog out here. 794 00:46:04,681 --> 00:46:06,652 When was the vehicle reported missing? 795 00:46:09,524 --> 00:46:11,227 Roger that. 796 00:46:11,261 --> 00:46:13,164 Moving in. 797 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,651 Is anybody in there? 798 00:46:40,452 --> 00:46:41,789 Hello? 799 00:46:56,184 --> 00:46:57,654 Hey, can you get your brother? 800 00:46:57,687 --> 00:46:59,156 He's in my room with Daddy. 801 00:46:59,190 --> 00:47:00,560 They're still asleep. 802 00:47:02,429 --> 00:47:04,400 Israeli jet fighters... 803 00:47:54,367 --> 00:47:55,770 - Sir? - Hmm? 804 00:47:55,803 --> 00:47:57,774 There's been a mass casualty event in Israel. 805 00:47:57,807 --> 00:48:00,178 - We need to move you right away. - Are we in any danger? 806 00:48:07,961 --> 00:48:09,497 What's going on? 807 00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:10,809 They want to move us into the Sit Room. 808 00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:12,245 There's a distress call out of Israel. 809 00:48:12,269 --> 00:48:14,808 Distress call? About what? 810 00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:17,279 We can't get 'em back on the line. No one's picking up. 811 00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:18,649 No one's answering in Israel? 812 00:48:18,682 --> 00:48:21,387 Mr. President, your nose. 813 00:48:21,421 --> 00:48:22,389 Hmm? 814 00:48:22,423 --> 00:48:24,393 Oh, I have a tissue. 815 00:48:24,427 --> 00:48:25,763 Shit. 816 00:48:25,797 --> 00:48:27,834 No, I'm-I'm fine. 817 00:48:29,571 --> 00:48:31,642 Oh, my God. Help! 818 00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:33,813 - We need help over here! - Mr. President?! 819 00:48:33,846 --> 00:48:34,915 Help! We need help here! 820 00:48:41,729 --> 00:48:43,498 Listen, can you hear me? 821 00:48:50,412 --> 00:48:52,249 Come on, guys. 822 00:48:52,282 --> 00:48:54,386 It's time. 823 00:49:03,739 --> 00:49:05,375 Can you hear me? Mr. President? 824 00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,547 I need a defib! 825 00:49:10,419 --> 00:49:12,957 Where's the fucking defib?! 826 00:49:33,899 --> 00:49:35,402 Help me! 827 00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:38,976 Please! 828 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,680 My boy. 829 00:49:41,715 --> 00:49:43,619 Mom? 830 00:49:43,652 --> 00:49:44,988 Get out! 831 00:49:48,863 --> 00:49:50,967 Oh, my boy! 832 00:50:04,493 --> 00:50:06,932 Help me! 833 00:50:08,536 --> 00:50:11,340 No! 834 00:50:11,374 --> 00:50:13,478 My boy! 835 00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:17,554 My boy! 836 00:50:19,390 --> 00:50:21,562 My boy. 837 00:50:23,097 --> 00:50:26,605 Please don't take my boy! 838 00:50:26,638 --> 00:50:29,009 Help me! 839 00:50:31,447 --> 00:50:33,484 Oh, my God. 840 00:50:34,955 --> 00:50:36,725 No! 841 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,689 - You think it's a weapon? - I don't know. 842 00:51:20,713 --> 00:51:22,449 Where's the vice president? 843 00:51:22,482 --> 00:51:23,562 Flight to London. We'll get him on the ground. 844 00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,556 Is this everyone? Where's Emily? 845 00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,860 Lisa. Lisa, come on. 846 00:51:27,894 --> 00:51:29,734 Air Force Two just fell out of the sky, crashed 847 00:51:29,764 --> 00:51:31,602 into the Atlantic Ocean. 848 00:51:31,635 --> 00:51:34,073 - When? - Three minutes ago. 849 00:51:34,106 --> 00:51:36,578 It's everywhere. 850 00:51:36,612 --> 00:51:38,582 Underground. Now. Come on. 851 00:51:38,616 --> 00:51:40,586 No. 852 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:42,624 - No. No. - Look at me. 853 00:51:42,657 --> 00:51:44,928 Look at me. Breathe. 854 00:51:44,961 --> 00:51:46,698 Thank you. 855 00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:48,101 Put it away. Put it away. 856 00:51:48,134 --> 00:51:49,971 Let's go. 857 00:51:50,005 --> 00:51:51,116 Put this on. Put this on your face. 858 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,545 Stay with me. Focus. 859 00:51:53,579 --> 00:51:55,683 You're gonna be okay. Let's go. 860 00:52:02,897 --> 00:52:07,139 ♪ The book of love has music in it ♪ 861 00:52:07,172 --> 00:52:11,882 ♪ In fact that's where music comes from ♪ 862 00:52:11,915 --> 00:52:14,754 ♪ Some of it is just transcendental ♪ 863 00:52:14,788 --> 00:52:17,560 Oh. 864 00:52:17,594 --> 00:52:21,000 ♪ Some of it is just really dumb ♪ 865 00:52:21,033 --> 00:52:22,570 Fuck. 866 00:52:22,604 --> 00:52:23,872 ♪ But I... ♪ 867 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:27,479 Dude. 868 00:52:32,957 --> 00:52:34,728 Beth? 869 00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:40,105 Babe? 870 00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:55,736 What the fuck? 871 00:54:22,309 --> 00:54:24,246 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 60821

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