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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:05,500 THE BIRTHDAY PARTY 2 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,900 With 3 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,000 and 4 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,200 Screenplay 5 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,800 Directed By 6 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,909 Is that you, Petey? 7 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:12,120 Petey, is that you? 8 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:16,175 Petey? 9 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:18,315 What? 10 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,612 - Is that you? - Yes, it's me. 11 00:03:23,198 --> 00:03:24,300 Are you back? 12 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:25,432 Yes. 13 00:03:25,675 --> 00:03:27,385 I've got your cornflakes ready. 14 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,200 Here's your cornflakes. 15 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:07,721 Are they nice? 16 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:10,362 - Very nice. - I thought they'd be nice. 17 00:04:11,878 --> 00:04:13,385 You got your paper? 18 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,510 Uh-huh. 19 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:15,870 Is it good? 20 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:17,675 Not bad. 21 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:19,330 What's it say? 22 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,534 Nothing much. 23 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:25,737 You read me out some nice bits yesterday. 24 00:04:26,253 --> 00:04:29,331 Yes, well, I haven't finished this one yet. 25 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,276 Will you tell me when you come to something good? 26 00:04:33,558 --> 00:04:34,409 Yes. 27 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,432 Is Stanley up yet? 28 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:40,346 I don't know. Is he? 29 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,651 I don't know. 30 00:04:41,784 --> 00:04:43,159 I haven't seen him down yet. 31 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,870 Well then, he can't be up. 32 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:46,932 Haven't you seen him down? 33 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,557 I've only just come in. 34 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,534 He must be still asleep. 35 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,200 What time did you go out this morning, Petey? 36 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,393 Same time as usual. 37 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,159 Was it dark? 38 00:05:07,464 --> 00:05:08,624 No, it was light. 39 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,651 Sometimes you go out in the morning and it's dark. 40 00:05:13,237 --> 00:05:14,456 That's in the winter. 41 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,628 - Oh, in the winter. - It gets light later. 42 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,245 Oh. 43 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,245 What you reading? 44 00:05:26,253 --> 00:05:29,000 - Someone's just had a baby. - Oh, they haven't! Who? 45 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,700 - Some girl. - Who, Petey, who? 46 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:34,667 - I don't think you know her. - What's her name? 47 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,589 Lady Mary Splatt. 48 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:42,682 I don't know her. 49 00:05:42,753 --> 00:05:43,651 No. 50 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,034 What is it? 51 00:05:47,143 --> 00:05:48,464 It's a girl. 52 00:05:48,814 --> 00:05:50,503 - Not a boy? - No. 53 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,409 What a shame. I'd be sorry. 54 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,643 I'd much rather have a little boy. 55 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:57,401 A little girl's alright. 56 00:05:58,221 --> 00:06:00,050 I'd much rather have a little boy. 57 00:06:02,382 --> 00:06:03,878 I've finished me cornflakes. 58 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,534 - Were they nice? - Very nice. 59 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,237 I've got something else for you. 60 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:10,524 Good. 61 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,454 Here you are, Petey. 62 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,876 - Is it nice? - I haven't tasted it yet. 63 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,900 - I bet you don't know what it is. - Yes, I do. 64 00:07:01,158 --> 00:07:02,243 What is it, then? 65 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:03,822 Fried bread. 66 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,236 That's right. 67 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,931 - Very nice. - I knew it was. 68 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,656 Oh, Meg... 69 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,249 two men came up to me on the beach this morning. 70 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,913 - Two men? - Hm. 71 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,280 They wanted to know if we could put them up for a couple of nights. 72 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,772 - Put them up? Here? - Yeah. 73 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,069 How many men? 74 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:24,424 Two. 75 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:25,811 What did you say? 76 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:28,630 Well, I said I didn't know and they said they'd come round to find out. 77 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:30,646 Are they coming? 78 00:07:31,444 --> 00:07:32,524 Well, they said they would. 79 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,780 Have they heard about us, Petey? 80 00:07:34,935 --> 00:07:36,324 Yes, they must have done. 81 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,030 Yes, they must have done. 82 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:41,140 They must have heard this was a very good boarding house. 83 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,132 It is. This house is on the list. 84 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:45,569 It is. 85 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:47,007 I know it is. 86 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,624 They might turn up today. Can you do it? 87 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,913 Oh, I've got that lovely room they can have. 88 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,507 You've got the room ready? 89 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:58,100 I've got the room with the armchair all ready for visitors. 90 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,194 - You're sure? - Yes. 91 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,522 That'll be alright then... 92 00:08:03,077 --> 00:08:04,241 ...if they come today. 93 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,288 Good. 94 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,800 I'm going to wake that boy. 95 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,015 There's a new show coming to the Palace. 96 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,358 On the pier? 97 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:12,882 No. The Palace, in the town. 98 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,900 Stanley could have been in it, if it was on the pier. 99 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,366 This is a straight show. 100 00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:19,241 What do you mean? 101 00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:20,913 No dancing or singing. 102 00:08:22,429 --> 00:08:23,656 What do they do then? 103 00:08:23,858 --> 00:08:24,991 They just talk. 104 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:28,968 You like a song, eh, Meg? 105 00:08:29,077 --> 00:08:30,921 I like listening to the piano. 106 00:08:31,498 --> 00:08:34,030 I used to like watching Stanley play the piano. 107 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,100 Of course, he didn't sing. 108 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,803 I'm going to call that boy. 109 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:41,710 Stan! 110 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:43,867 Stanny! 111 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:45,921 Stan! 112 00:08:46,337 --> 00:08:49,366 I'm coming up to fetch you if you don't come down! 113 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,452 I'm coming up! 114 00:08:52,373 --> 00:08:54,288 I'm going to count three! 115 00:08:54,587 --> 00:08:57,499 One! Two! Three! 116 00:08:57,616 --> 00:08:59,554 I'm coming to get you! 117 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:06,647 Come on! Get up, you naughty boy! 118 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:11,535 Come on, Stan, it's breakfast time! Come on! - Get out of here! 119 00:09:21,106 --> 00:09:22,366 He's coming down. 120 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,108 I told him if he didn't hurry up he'd get no breakfast. 121 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:27,757 - That did it, eh? - And his cornflakes. 122 00:09:59,902 --> 00:10:01,102 Morning, Stanley. 123 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,920 - Morning. - So he's come down at last, has he? 124 00:10:05,308 --> 00:10:07,097 He's come down at last for his breakfast. 125 00:10:07,254 --> 00:10:09,488 But he doesn't deserve any, does he, Petey? 126 00:10:10,317 --> 00:10:11,433 Did you sleep well? 127 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,871 I didn't sleep at all. 128 00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:15,879 You didn't sleep at all? 129 00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:17,691 Did you hear that, Petey? 130 00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:20,551 Too tired to eat your breakfast, I suppose? 131 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:23,707 Now you eat up those cornflakes like a good boy. Go on. 132 00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:31,097 What are the cornflakes like, Stan? 133 00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:32,754 Horrible. 134 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:35,715 Those flakes? Those lovely flakes? 135 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:39,371 You're a liar, a little liar. They're refreshing. It says so. 136 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:41,418 For people when they get up late. 137 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,590 - The milk's off. - It's not. 138 00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:45,676 Petey ate his, didn't you, Petey? 139 00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:47,793 - That's right. - There you are then. 140 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,504 Well... 141 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,543 I can see I'll have to go down to one of those smart hotels on the front. 142 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,433 You won't get a better breakfast there than here. 143 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,597 Here you are. You'll like this. 144 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,066 - What's this? - It's fried bread. 145 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:37,808 - I bet you don't know what it is. - Oh yes I do. 146 00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,613 - What? - Fried bread. 147 00:11:40,072 --> 00:11:41,332 He knew. 148 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,504 What a wonderful surprise. 149 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,871 - You didn't expect that, did you? - I bloody well didn't. 150 00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,902 - Well, I'm off. - You going back to work? - Yes. 151 00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:53,754 - Your tea! You haven't had your tea! - That's alright. No time now. 152 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:57,051 - I've got it made inside. - No, never mind. See you later. 153 00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,441 - Ta-ta, Stan. - Ta-ta. 154 00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:09,957 Tch, tch, tch, tch. 155 00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:13,340 - What do you mean? - You're a bad wife. 156 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,543 I'm not. Who said I am? 157 00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:17,907 Not to make your husband a cup of tea? It's terrible. 158 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,590 - He knows I'm not a bad wife. - Giving him sour milk instead. 159 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,855 - It wasn't sour. - Disgraceful. 160 00:12:24,089 --> 00:12:25,989 You mind your own business, anyway. 161 00:12:26,198 --> 00:12:28,691 You won't find many better wives than me, I can tell you. 162 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:31,637 I keep a very nice house and I keep it clean. 163 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:38,051 Yes! And this house is very well known, for a very good boarding house for visitors. 164 00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:39,004 Visitors? 165 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:42,637 Do you know how many visitors you've had since I've been here? 166 00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:44,084 - How many? - One. 167 00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:46,918 - Who? - Me! I'm your visitor. 168 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,308 You're a liar. This house is on the list. 169 00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:51,418 - I bet it is. - I know it is. 170 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,074 - Was it nice? - What? 171 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:00,558 - The fried bread. - Succulent. 172 00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,433 You shouldn't say that word! 173 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:05,363 What word? 174 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:06,863 That word you said. 175 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,644 - What, "succulent"? - Don't say it! 176 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:11,346 What's the matter with it? 177 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,472 You shouldn't say that word to a married woman. 178 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:14,941 - Is that a fact? - Yes. 179 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,082 - Well, I never knew that. - Well, it's true. 180 00:13:17,191 --> 00:13:19,199 - Who told you that? - Never you mind. 181 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,988 Well, if I can't say it to a married woman who can I say it to? 182 00:13:23,691 --> 00:13:24,840 You're bad! 183 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,246 What about some tea? 184 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,379 Do you want some tea? 185 00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:33,724 Say please! 186 00:13:33,829 --> 00:13:34,887 Please. 187 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,027 - Say sorry first. - Sorry first. 188 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,043 - No. Just sorry. - Just sorry! 189 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:44,269 - Oh, you deserve the strap. - Don't do that! 190 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,808 I brought the pot in. 191 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,574 I don't know what I'd do without you. 192 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,928 - You don't deserve it though. - Why not? 193 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,113 Go on. Calling me that. 194 00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:10,918 How long has that tea been in the pot? 195 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,200 It's good tea. Good strong tea. 196 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,800 - That isn't tea. It's gravy! - It's not. 197 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,600 Get out of it. You succulent old washing bag. 198 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,777 I am not! And it isn't your place to tell me if I am! 199 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:25,058 It isn't your place to come into a man's bedroom... 200 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,597 ...and wake him up. 201 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,785 Stanny! 202 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:38,410 Don't you like your cup of tea of a morning - the one I bring you? 203 00:14:39,988 --> 00:14:42,500 I can't drink this muck! 204 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,847 Didn't anyone ever tell you to warm the pot, at least? 205 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:48,527 That's good strong tea, that's all. 206 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,340 Oh God... I'm tired. 207 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,066 Stan! 208 00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:09,575 What? 209 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,600 - Am I really succulent? - Oh, you are. 210 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,725 I'd rather have you than a cold in the nose any day. 211 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,168 You're just saying that. 212 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:27,481 Look, why don't you get this place cleared up! 213 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,340 It's a pigsty! 214 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:35,168 And another thing, what about my room? 215 00:15:37,308 --> 00:15:38,785 It needs sweeping. 216 00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,402 It needs papering. 217 00:15:41,503 --> 00:15:42,972 I need a new room. 218 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,855 Oh, Stan... 219 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,207 ...that's a lovely room. 220 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,808 I've had some lovely afternoons in that room. 221 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,472 Is the sun shining? 222 00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,066 What you smoking? 223 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:51,652 A cigarette. 224 00:16:52,738 --> 00:16:54,293 Aren't you going to give me one? 225 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,441 No. 226 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,472 I like cigarettes. 227 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,847 - Tickle, tickle. - Get away from me. 228 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,722 - Are you going out? - Not with you. 229 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,176 - I'm going shopping in a minute. - Go. 230 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,933 You'll be lonely, all by yourself. 231 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:18,293 - Will I? - Without your old Meg. 232 00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:22,512 I've got to get things in for the two gentlemen. 233 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,453 What two gentlemen? 234 00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:34,265 I'm expecting visitors. 235 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:36,656 What? 236 00:17:37,242 --> 00:17:38,765 You didn't know that, did you? 237 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,929 What you talking about? 238 00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:49,062 Two gentlemen asked Petey if they could come and stay for a couple of nights. 239 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,476 I'm expecting them. 240 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,539 I don't believe it. 241 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:55,758 It's true. 242 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,502 You're saying it on purpose. 243 00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,554 Petey told me this morning. 244 00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,539 When was this? When did he see them? 245 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:09,664 This morning. 246 00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:11,242 Who are they? 247 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:12,734 I don't know. 248 00:18:13,304 --> 00:18:15,390 - Didn't he tell you their names? - No. 249 00:18:17,789 --> 00:18:21,148 - Here? They wanted to come here? - Yes, they did. 250 00:18:22,408 --> 00:18:24,603 - Why? - This house is on the list. 251 00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:28,041 But who are they? 252 00:18:28,955 --> 00:18:30,642 You'll see when they come. 253 00:18:39,695 --> 00:18:40,775 They won't come. 254 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,213 Why not? 255 00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:48,174 I tell you they won't come. 256 00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:52,025 Why didn't they come last night, if they were coming? 257 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,556 Perhaps they couldn't find the place in the dark. 258 00:18:54,627 --> 00:18:56,510 It's not easy to find in the dark. 259 00:18:57,932 --> 00:18:59,069 They won't come. 260 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:03,741 Forget all about it! 261 00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:05,881 A false alarm. 262 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,929 False alarm! 263 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,147 Where's my tea? 264 00:19:14,858 --> 00:19:16,647 I took it away. You didn't want it. 265 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,991 What do you mean, you took it away? 266 00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:20,564 I took it away! 267 00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:23,504 - What did you take it away for? - You didn't want it! 268 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:25,366 - Who said I didn't want it? - You did! 269 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:27,764 Who gave you the right to take away my tea? 270 00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:29,303 You wouldn't drink it! 271 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,865 Who do you think you are talking to? 272 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,702 What? 273 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:48,295 Come here. 274 00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:52,272 What do you mean? 275 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,397 Come over here. 276 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:02,522 No. 277 00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:06,623 I want to ask you something. 278 00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:10,858 Come on. 279 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,522 All right. 280 00:20:17,631 --> 00:20:20,367 I can ask it from here just as well. 281 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,695 Tell me... 282 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,476 ...Mrs Boles... 283 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,375 When you address yourself to me... 284 00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:35,265 ...do you ever ask yourself... 285 00:20:35,813 --> 00:20:40,703 ...who exactly you are talking to? 286 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:45,964 Eh? 287 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,403 Did you enjoy your breakfast, Stan? 288 00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:08,398 Stan? 289 00:21:09,507 --> 00:21:11,757 When are you going to play the piano again? 290 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,445 Like you used to? 291 00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:19,203 I used to like watching you play the piano. 292 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,414 When are you going to play it again? 293 00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:24,523 I can't, can I? 294 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,203 Why not? 295 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,859 I haven't got a piano, have I? 296 00:21:30,226 --> 00:21:33,018 No, I meant like when you were working. That piano. 297 00:21:34,286 --> 00:21:35,953 Go and do your shopping. 298 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:40,187 But you wouldn't have to go away if you got a job, would you? 299 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,812 You could play the piano on the pier. 300 00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:51,062 I've... er... 301 00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:55,286 I've been offered a job, as a matter of fact. 302 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,320 What? 303 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,757 Yes. I'm considering a job at the moment. 304 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,554 You're not. 305 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:03,914 A good one, too. 306 00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:07,539 A night club. In Berlin. 307 00:22:08,062 --> 00:22:09,164 Berlin? 308 00:22:10,775 --> 00:22:11,906 Berlin. 309 00:22:12,109 --> 00:22:13,242 A night club. 310 00:22:13,343 --> 00:22:14,454 Playing the piano. 311 00:22:15,326 --> 00:22:17,546 A fabulous salary. And all found. 312 00:22:18,591 --> 00:22:19,820 How long for? 313 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,351 We don't stay in Berlin. 314 00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,078 Then we go to Athens. 315 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:26,398 - How long for? - Yes. 316 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:29,359 - Then we pay a flying visit to... er... 317 00:22:29,755 --> 00:22:31,507 - What's its name? - Where? 318 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,304 Constantinople. 319 00:22:35,227 --> 00:22:36,168 Zagreb... 320 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,016 Vladivostok. It's a round the world tour. 321 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,132 Have you played the piano in those places before? 322 00:22:43,301 --> 00:22:44,437 Played the piano? 323 00:22:46,145 --> 00:22:49,304 I've played the piano all over the world. All over the country. 324 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,718 I once gave a concert. 325 00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:55,921 A concert? 326 00:22:57,265 --> 00:22:58,453 Yes. 327 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:02,328 A good one, too. 328 00:23:04,085 --> 00:23:06,648 They were all there that night. Every single one of them. 329 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:10,187 It was a great success. 330 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,226 Yes. A concert. At Lower Edmonton. 331 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,828 What did you wear? 332 00:23:19,012 --> 00:23:20,632 I had a unique touch. 333 00:23:21,422 --> 00:23:22,843 Absolutely unique. 334 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,734 They came up to me. 335 00:23:26,634 --> 00:23:29,414 They came up to me and they told me they were grateful. 336 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:34,289 Champagne we had that night. 337 00:23:35,171 --> 00:23:36,070 The lot. 338 00:23:39,531 --> 00:23:41,726 My father nearly came down to hear me. 339 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:45,312 Well, I dropped him a card anyway. 340 00:23:45,813 --> 00:23:47,656 But I don't think he could make it. 341 00:23:50,609 --> 00:23:53,781 No, I lost the address, that was it. 342 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,976 Yes. Lower Edmonton. 343 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,562 And after that, you know what they did? 344 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:06,007 They carved me up. 345 00:24:08,082 --> 00:24:09,601 Carved me up. 346 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,421 It was all arranged, it was all worked out. 347 00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:18,238 My next concert. 348 00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:21,390 Somewhere else it was. In winter. 349 00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:25,570 I went down there to play. 350 00:24:25,837 --> 00:24:27,757 Then, when I got there... 351 00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:29,945 ...the hall was closed... 352 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,945 the place was shuttered up, not even a caretaker. 353 00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:36,101 They'd locked it up. 354 00:24:43,726 --> 00:24:44,890 A fast one. 355 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,398 They pulled a fast one. 356 00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:50,375 I'd like to know who was responsible for that. 357 00:24:51,535 --> 00:24:53,437 All right, Jack, I can take a tip. 358 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,568 They want me to crawl down on my bended knees. 359 00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,953 Well I can take a tip... any day of the week. 360 00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:07,734 Look at her. 361 00:25:10,305 --> 00:25:13,164 You're just an old piece of rock cake, aren't you? 362 00:25:14,371 --> 00:25:16,210 That's what you are. 363 00:25:16,812 --> 00:25:17,750 Aren't you? 364 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,718 Don't you go away again, Stan. 365 00:25:23,804 --> 00:25:25,226 You stay here. 366 00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,078 You'll be better off. 367 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,773 You stay here with your old Meg. 368 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,117 Aren't you feeling well this morning, Stan? 369 00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:40,179 Did you pay a visit this morning? 370 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,789 Meg? 371 00:25:47,257 --> 00:25:49,070 - Do you know what? - What? 372 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,515 Have you heard the latest? 373 00:25:53,026 --> 00:25:53,874 No. 374 00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:58,320 - I'll bet you have. - I haven't. 375 00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:04,304 Shall I tell you? 376 00:26:09,632 --> 00:26:10,632 No! 377 00:26:12,941 --> 00:26:14,546 They're coming today. 378 00:26:15,937 --> 00:26:16,906 Who? 379 00:26:17,658 --> 00:26:19,687 They're coming in a van. 380 00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:22,351 Who? 381 00:26:23,228 --> 00:26:25,265 And do you know what they've got in that van? 382 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,226 What? 383 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,671 They've got a wheelbarrow in that van. 384 00:26:33,097 --> 00:26:35,632 - They haven't! - Oh yes, they have. 385 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,507 You're a liar! 386 00:26:39,851 --> 00:26:42,210 A big wheelbarrow. 387 00:26:43,683 --> 00:26:45,226 And when the van stops... 388 00:26:46,328 --> 00:26:47,807 ...they wheel it out... 389 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,632 They wheel it up the garden path... 390 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,421 and then they knock at the front door. 391 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:56,953 They don't! 392 00:26:58,057 --> 00:26:59,945 They're looking for someone. 393 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:01,881 They're not. 394 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,703 They're looking for someone. 395 00:27:04,303 --> 00:27:07,264 A certain person. - No, they're not! 396 00:27:07,929 --> 00:27:10,718 - Shall I tell you who they're looking for? - No! 397 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,171 You don't want me to tell you? 398 00:27:13,525 --> 00:27:14,882 You're a liar! 399 00:27:21,025 --> 00:27:22,703 Hullo Mrs Boles... 400 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800 Hullo, Mrs Boles, it's come. 401 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,531 - What, is that it? - Yes, I thought I'd bring it round. 402 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,781 Is it nice? 403 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,555 Very nice. What should I do with it? 404 00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:41,171 No, of course not... 405 00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:42,453 All right, but... 406 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:43,961 I won't... 407 00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:46,851 Ta-ta, Mrs Boles. 408 00:27:55,886 --> 00:27:57,171 Oh, hullo. 409 00:27:57,429 --> 00:27:58,375 Ay-ay. 410 00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:02,804 I just want to leave this in here. 411 00:28:03,466 --> 00:28:04,234 Do. 412 00:28:10,381 --> 00:28:11,664 That's a bulky object. 413 00:28:11,945 --> 00:28:12,969 You're not to touch it. 414 00:28:13,032 --> 00:28:14,125 Why would I want to touch it? 415 00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:15,750 Well, you're not to, anyway. 416 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,328 Why don't you open the door? 417 00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:30,508 It's all stuffy in here. 418 00:28:31,603 --> 00:28:32,585 Stuffy? 419 00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:39,171 I disinfected the place this morning. 420 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:46,312 You're a bit of a washout, aren't you? 421 00:29:57,104 --> 00:29:58,132 Is this it? 422 00:29:58,804 --> 00:29:59,937 This is it. 423 00:30:01,497 --> 00:30:02,585 Are you sure? 424 00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,320 Sure I'm sure. 425 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,075 What now? 426 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,578 Don't worry yourself, McCann. 427 00:30:22,129 --> 00:30:23,234 Take a seat. 428 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:25,382 What about you? 429 00:30:25,695 --> 00:30:26,648 What about me? 430 00:30:26,906 --> 00:30:28,335 Well, are you going to take a seat? 431 00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:30,562 We'll both take a seat. 432 00:30:41,671 --> 00:30:44,351 Sit back, McCann, relax. What's the matter with you? 433 00:30:45,473 --> 00:30:47,570 I bring you down for a few days to the seaside. 434 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:49,617 Take a holiday. Do yourself a favor. 435 00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:55,468 Learn to relax, McCann... 436 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:57,257 or you'll never get anywhere. 437 00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,740 Sure, I do try, Nat. 438 00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:00,398 The secret is breathing. 439 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,773 Take my tip. It's a well-known fact. 440 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,546 Breathe in... 441 00:31:05,312 --> 00:31:06,424 Breathe out. 442 00:31:07,289 --> 00:31:09,953 Take a chance, let yourself go. What can you lose? 443 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,976 Look at me. 444 00:31:12,687 --> 00:31:14,695 When I was an apprentice yet, McCann... 445 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,307 ...every second Friday of the month my Uncle Barney used to take me to the seaside. 446 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,750 Regular as clockwork. 447 00:31:20,865 --> 00:31:22,995 Brighton, Canvey Island... 448 00:31:23,804 --> 00:31:24,968 Rottingdean. 449 00:31:25,828 --> 00:31:27,460 Uncle Barney wasn't particular. 450 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:33,039 After lunch on Shabbuss we'd go and sit in a couple of deck chairs. 451 00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:34,953 You know, the ones with canopies. 452 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,800 We'd have a little paddle... 453 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,031 We'd watch the tide coming in... 454 00:31:41,447 --> 00:31:42,429 ...going out... 455 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,148 ...the sun coming down... 456 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,859 Golden days, believe me, McCann. 457 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,078 Uncle Barney... 458 00:31:59,573 --> 00:32:02,573 Of course, he was an impeccable dresser. One of the old school. 459 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,700 He had a house just outside Basingstoke at the time. 460 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,312 Respected by the whole community. 461 00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:09,703 Culture? Don't talk to me about culture. 462 00:32:09,851 --> 00:32:12,335 He was an all-round man, what do you mean? 463 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,287 He was a cosmopolitan. 464 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,554 Hey, Nat... 465 00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:19,890 Yes... 466 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:23,127 One of the old school. 467 00:32:23,365 --> 00:32:25,257 How do we know this is the right house? 468 00:32:28,205 --> 00:32:30,005 What makes you think it's the wrong house? 469 00:32:30,976 --> 00:32:32,726 I didn't see a number on the gate. 470 00:32:33,906 --> 00:32:35,640 I wasn't looking for a number. 471 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,257 No? 472 00:33:27,602 --> 00:33:30,015 What about this, Nat? Isn't it about time somebody came in? 473 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,078 McCann, what are you so nervous about? 474 00:33:35,487 --> 00:33:36,718 Pull yourself together. 475 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,460 Everywhere you go these days it's like a funeral. 476 00:33:40,348 --> 00:33:42,348 - That's true. - True? Of course it's true. 477 00:33:42,612 --> 00:33:44,612 It's more than true. It's a fact. 478 00:33:45,102 --> 00:33:46,302 You may be right. 479 00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,538 What is it, McCann? 480 00:33:49,116 --> 00:33:51,366 You don't trust me like you did in the old days? 481 00:33:52,068 --> 00:33:53,969 Sure, sure I trust you, Nat. 482 00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:57,196 Well then why is it before you do a job you're all over the place... 483 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,696 And when you're doing the job you're as cool as a whistle? 484 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,251 I don't know, Nat. I'm alright once I know what I'm doing. 485 00:34:04,634 --> 00:34:06,034 When I know what I'm doing, I'm alright. 486 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:07,290 Well, you do it very well. 487 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,532 Thank you, Nat. 488 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:12,110 You know what I said when this job came up? 489 00:34:12,203 --> 00:34:14,303 I mean naturally they approached me to take care of it. 490 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,305 And you know who I asked for? 491 00:34:17,479 --> 00:34:18,516 Who? 492 00:34:18,977 --> 00:34:19,876 You. 493 00:34:21,156 --> 00:34:22,633 That was very good of you, Nat. 494 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:24,053 No, it was nothing. 495 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,061 You're a capable man, McCann. 496 00:34:27,623 --> 00:34:30,323 That's a great compliment, Nat, coming from a man in your position. 497 00:34:31,313 --> 00:34:34,047 - I've got a position, I won't deny it. - You certainly have. 498 00:34:34,282 --> 00:34:36,118 I would never deny that I had a position. 499 00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:39,024 - And what a position! - It's not a thing I would deny. 500 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,258 It's true, you've done a lot for me. 501 00:34:41,865 --> 00:34:44,102 - I appreciate it. - Say no more. 502 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,383 You've always been a true Christian. 503 00:34:48,579 --> 00:34:49,610 In a way. 504 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:52,422 No, I just thought I'd tell you that I appreciate it. 505 00:34:52,695 --> 00:34:54,610 It's unnecessary to recapitulate. 506 00:34:55,564 --> 00:34:57,579 - You're right there. - Quite unnecessary. 507 00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:01,829 Hey Nat, just one thing... 508 00:35:02,823 --> 00:35:05,123 - What now? - This job... No, no, listen! 509 00:35:05,621 --> 00:35:09,336 This job, is it going to be like anything we've ever done before? 510 00:35:10,938 --> 00:35:13,922 No, just tell me that. Just that, and I won't ask any more. 511 00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:21,446 The main issue is a singular issue and quite distinct from your previous work. 512 00:35:21,795 --> 00:35:23,641 Certain elements, however, might well 513 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,774 approximate in points of procedure to some of your other activities. 514 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,985 All is dependent on the attitude of our subject. 515 00:35:29,579 --> 00:35:31,506 At all events, I can assure you, McCann... 516 00:35:31,857 --> 00:35:34,836 the assignment will be carried out, the mission accomplished... 517 00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:38,579 with no excessive aggravation to you or myself. 518 00:35:39,157 --> 00:35:40,243 Satisfied? 519 00:35:41,581 --> 00:35:43,282 Sure. Sure. 520 00:35:43,758 --> 00:35:44,876 Thank you, Nat. 521 00:35:47,487 --> 00:35:49,438 - Ah, Mrs Boles? - Yes? 522 00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:52,368 We spoke to your husband this morning. Perhaps he mentioned us? 523 00:35:52,823 --> 00:35:55,055 We heard that you kindly let rooms for gentlemen. 524 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,040 So I brought my friend along with me. 525 00:35:57,586 --> 00:36:00,735 We're after a nice place, you understand. So we came to you. 526 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,764 I am Mr Goldberg, this is Mr McCann. 527 00:36:04,063 --> 00:36:05,438 Very pleased to meet you. 528 00:36:05,477 --> 00:36:07,251 We're pleased to meet you, too. 529 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,602 That's very nice. 530 00:36:08,665 --> 00:36:11,149 How often do you meet someone it's a pleasure to meet? 531 00:36:11,315 --> 00:36:12,282 Never. 532 00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:14,383 But today it's different. 533 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,774 - How are you keeping, Mrs Boles? - Oh, very well, thank you. 534 00:36:17,821 --> 00:36:19,821 - Yes? Really? - Oh yes, really. 535 00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:21,329 Well... 536 00:36:23,987 --> 00:36:27,196 So, er... you can manage to put us up, eh, Mrs Boles? 537 00:36:27,590 --> 00:36:30,008 Well, it would have been easier last week. 538 00:36:30,377 --> 00:36:32,180 Why? How many have you got here at the moment? 539 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:33,680 Just one at the moment. 540 00:36:33,837 --> 00:36:35,930 - Just one? - Yes. Just one. 541 00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:37,561 Until you came. 542 00:36:37,659 --> 00:36:39,032 And your husband, of course? 543 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,883 Yes, but he sleeps with me. 544 00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:42,727 What does he do, your husband? 545 00:36:42,915 --> 00:36:46,133 - He's a deck-chair attendant. - Oh, very nice. 546 00:36:46,313 --> 00:36:49,013 - Yes, he's out in all weathers. - Of course. 547 00:36:50,534 --> 00:36:52,274 And your guest? Is he a man? 548 00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:54,586 - A man? - Or a woman? 549 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,469 No. A man. 550 00:36:57,495 --> 00:36:58,438 Been here long? 551 00:36:58,954 --> 00:37:00,329 He's been here about a year now. 552 00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,829 Oh yes. A resident. What's his name? 553 00:37:03,008 --> 00:37:04,727 - Stanley Webber. - Oh yes? 554 00:37:05,471 --> 00:37:06,852 Does he work here? 555 00:37:07,098 --> 00:37:08,415 He used to work. 556 00:37:08,641 --> 00:37:11,579 He used to be a pianist. In a concert party on the pier. 557 00:37:11,684 --> 00:37:13,672 Oh yes? On the pier, eh? 558 00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:17,196 - Does he play a nice piano? - Oh, lovely. 559 00:37:17,753 --> 00:37:20,259 - He once gave a concert. - Oh? 560 00:37:20,704 --> 00:37:21,618 Where? 561 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:24,454 In... a big hall. 562 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,813 His father gave him champagne. 563 00:37:30,396 --> 00:37:33,149 But then they locked the place up and he couldn't get out. 564 00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:35,032 The caretaker had gone home. 565 00:37:35,284 --> 00:37:38,251 So he had to wait for the morning before he could get out. 566 00:37:39,311 --> 00:37:40,782 They were very grateful. 567 00:37:43,066 --> 00:37:45,360 And then they all wanted to give him a tip. 568 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,626 And so he took the tip. 569 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:51,008 And then he got a fast train and he came down here. 570 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,063 - Really? - Oh yes. Straight down. 571 00:37:56,558 --> 00:37:58,399 I wish he could have played tonight. 572 00:37:58,995 --> 00:37:59,907 Why tonight? 573 00:38:00,651 --> 00:38:02,954 - It's his birthday today. - His birthday? 574 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:04,547 Yes. Today. 575 00:38:04,726 --> 00:38:06,626 But I'm not going to tell him until tonight. 576 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,047 Doesn't he know it's his birthday? 577 00:38:09,445 --> 00:38:10,711 He hasn't mentioned it. 578 00:38:13,096 --> 00:38:14,336 Tell me... 579 00:38:16,404 --> 00:38:17,797 Are you going to have a party? 580 00:38:18,342 --> 00:38:19,438 A party? 581 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,375 Weren't you going to have one? 582 00:38:21,568 --> 00:38:22,312 No. 583 00:38:22,914 --> 00:38:24,734 Well, of course you must have one. 584 00:38:28,101 --> 00:38:31,289 - We'll have a party, eh? What do you say? - Oh yes! 585 00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:33,296 Sure. We'll give him a party. You leave it to me. 586 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:36,300 - Oh, that's wonderful, Mr Gold... - Berg. - Berg. 587 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,523 - You like the idea? - Oh, I'm so glad you came today! 588 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,906 If we hadn't come today we'd have come tomorrow. 589 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:45,031 Still, I'm glad we came today. Just in time for his birthday. 590 00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:48,773 I wanted to have a party. But you must have people for a party. 591 00:38:48,976 --> 00:38:50,945 And now you've got McCann and me. 592 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,671 McCann's the life and soul of any party. 593 00:38:53,866 --> 00:38:54,609 What? 594 00:38:54,974 --> 00:38:56,414 What do you think of that, McCann? 595 00:38:56,757 --> 00:38:58,422 There's a gentleman living here. 596 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:01,101 He's got a birthday today, and he's forgotten all about it. 597 00:39:01,273 --> 00:39:02,695 So we're going to remind him. 598 00:39:02,835 --> 00:39:04,624 We're going to give him a party. 599 00:39:05,287 --> 00:39:08,195 - Oh, is that a fact? - Tonight. 600 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,187 Tonight! 601 00:39:09,562 --> 00:39:12,312 - I'll put on my party dress. - And I'll get some bottles. 602 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,890 And I'll invite Lulu this afternoon. 603 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:18,367 Oh, this is going to cheer Stanley up. It will. 604 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,515 He's been down in the dumps lately. 605 00:39:20,656 --> 00:39:21,929 We'll bring him out of himself. 606 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,937 I hope I look nice in my dress. 607 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:25,640 Madam... 608 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:28,016 ...you'll look like a tulip! 609 00:39:29,259 --> 00:39:30,320 What colour? 610 00:39:31,898 --> 00:39:33,507 I'll have to see the dress first. 611 00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:35,093 Could I go up to my room? 612 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,054 Oh, I've put you both together. Do you mind being both together? 613 00:39:38,093 --> 00:39:40,007 I don't mind. Do you mind, McCann? 614 00:39:40,103 --> 00:39:40,703 No. 615 00:39:41,196 --> 00:39:43,062 What time shall we have the party? 616 00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:44,617 Nine o'clock. 617 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,984 - Is this the way? - I'll show you. 618 00:39:47,226 --> 00:39:49,046 If you don't mind coming upstairs. 619 00:39:49,265 --> 00:39:51,312 With our tulip? It's a pleasure. 620 00:39:51,929 --> 00:39:54,210 - What a lovely flight of stairs. - Are they steep? 621 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,695 Steep? They're beautiful. And look at the wallpaper! 622 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:59,429 - Do you like the wallpaper? - I've never seen such wallpaper. 623 00:39:59,673 --> 00:40:02,873 You know what? There's a real cozy feeling about this house. 624 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,437 - It is cozy? - I bet you're a balabusta. 625 00:40:06,108 --> 00:40:06,808 A what? 626 00:40:07,518 --> 00:40:08,554 Is this the room? 627 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:10,156 I hope you like it. 628 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:11,359 Let's have a look. 629 00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:14,015 Is it nice? 630 00:40:14,265 --> 00:40:16,984 Nice? It's a hundred percent perfection. 631 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,828 - Who is it? - The two gentlemen. 632 00:40:31,914 --> 00:40:34,200 - What two gentlemen? - The ones that were coming. 633 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,835 I just took them to their room. 634 00:40:35,921 --> 00:40:37,524 They were thrilled with their room. 635 00:40:38,281 --> 00:40:39,062 They've come? 636 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,624 They're very nice, Stan. 637 00:40:41,592 --> 00:40:42,913 Why didn't they come last night? 638 00:40:43,053 --> 00:40:44,999 They said the beds were wonderful. 639 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:45,905 Who are they? 640 00:40:46,256 --> 00:40:47,431 They're very nice, Stanley. 641 00:40:47,456 --> 00:40:50,600 - I said, who are they? - I told you, the two gentlemen. 642 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,100 I didn't think they'd come. 643 00:40:53,194 --> 00:40:55,600 They have. They were here when I came in. 644 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,882 What do they want here? 645 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:58,186 They want to stay. 646 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:01,108 - How long for? - They didn't say. 647 00:41:01,874 --> 00:41:04,000 But why here? Why not somewhere else? 648 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,483 This house is on the list. 649 00:41:06,514 --> 00:41:08,200 What are they called? What are their names? 650 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,538 Oh, Stanley, I can't remember. 651 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,300 They told you, didn't they? Or didn't they tell you? 652 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,850 - Yes, they... - Then what are they? 653 00:41:14,897 --> 00:41:16,288 Come on. Try to remember. 654 00:41:16,647 --> 00:41:18,444 Why, Stan? Do you know them? 655 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,700 How do I know if I know them until I know their names? 656 00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:24,563 Well... he told me, I remember. 657 00:41:24,671 --> 00:41:25,530 Well? 658 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:29,194 - Gold... something. - Goldsomething? 659 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,842 - Yes. Gold... - Yes? 660 00:41:32,544 --> 00:41:33,866 Goldberg. 661 00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:36,944 Goldberg? 662 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,800 That's right. That was one of them. 663 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,616 Do you know them? 664 00:41:54,741 --> 00:41:57,530 Stan, they won't wake you up, I promise. 665 00:41:58,451 --> 00:42:00,202 I'll tell them they must be quiet. 666 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,663 They won't be here long, Stan. 667 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,858 I'll still bring you up your early morning tea. 668 00:42:13,374 --> 00:42:15,975 You mustn't be sad today. It's your birthday. 669 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,500 It's your birthday, Stan. 670 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,592 I was going to keep it a secret until tonight. 671 00:42:28,514 --> 00:42:29,319 No. 672 00:42:29,741 --> 00:42:31,007 It is. 673 00:42:31,647 --> 00:42:33,264 I've brought you a present. 674 00:42:42,913 --> 00:42:43,764 Here. 675 00:42:45,092 --> 00:42:46,788 Go on. Open it. 676 00:42:48,538 --> 00:42:50,882 - What's this? - It's your present. 677 00:42:52,858 --> 00:42:54,772 This isn't my birthday, Meg. 678 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:58,077 Of course it is. Open the present. 679 00:43:29,335 --> 00:43:30,475 It's a drum. 680 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,100 A boy's drum. 681 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,382 It's because you haven't got a piano. 682 00:43:55,573 --> 00:43:57,217 Aren't you going to give me a kiss? 683 00:44:31,858 --> 00:44:33,592 There are some sticks in there. 684 00:44:46,936 --> 00:44:48,507 Shall I put it round my neck? 685 00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:23,984 Evening. 686 00:47:25,423 --> 00:47:26,203 Evening. 687 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,148 Very warm tonight. 688 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,687 Someone out there? 689 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,964 I don't think we've met. 690 00:49:20,596 --> 00:49:21,706 No, we haven't. 691 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,776 My name's McCann. 692 00:49:25,628 --> 00:49:26,737 Staying here long? 693 00:49:27,129 --> 00:49:28,157 Not long. 694 00:49:28,917 --> 00:49:30,096 What's your name? 695 00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:31,374 Webber. 696 00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:34,050 Oh, I'm glad to meet you, sir. 697 00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:37,065 Many happy returns of the day. 698 00:49:56,439 --> 00:49:57,729 Were you going out? 699 00:49:58,682 --> 00:49:59,448 Yes. 700 00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:01,471 On your birthday? 701 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:05,284 Yes. Why not? 702 00:50:05,552 --> 00:50:07,182 But they're holding a party here for you tonight. 703 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,310 Oh really? 704 00:50:09,635 --> 00:50:12,363 That's unfortunate. - Ah no. It's very nice. 705 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,276 I'm sorry. I'm not in the mood for a party tonight. 706 00:50:16,003 --> 00:50:17,120 Oh, is that so? 707 00:50:17,510 --> 00:50:18,440 I'm sorry. 708 00:50:20,456 --> 00:50:22,721 Yes, I'm going out to celebrate quietly... 709 00:50:23,502 --> 00:50:24,552 On my own. 710 00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,206 That's a shame. 711 00:50:30,502 --> 00:50:32,104 Well, if you'd move out of my way... 712 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,557 But everything's laid on. 713 00:50:35,276 --> 00:50:36,620 The guests are expected. 714 00:50:38,128 --> 00:50:39,112 Guests? 715 00:50:39,315 --> 00:50:40,260 What guests? 716 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:42,167 Well, myself for one. 717 00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:45,495 I had the honour of an invitation. 718 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,292 I wouldn't call it an honour, would you? 719 00:50:48,474 --> 00:50:49,995 It'll just be another booze-up. 720 00:50:50,442 --> 00:50:51,893 But it is an honour. 721 00:50:54,612 --> 00:50:56,050 I'd say you were exaggerating. 722 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:57,979 Oh no. I'd say it was an honour. 723 00:50:58,073 --> 00:50:59,675 I'd say that was plain stupid. 724 00:51:00,179 --> 00:51:00,932 Ah no. 725 00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:07,925 Who are the other guests? 726 00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:09,510 - A young lady. - Oh yes? And...? 727 00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:10,612 My friend. 728 00:51:14,130 --> 00:51:15,682 - Your friend? - That's right. 729 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,336 It's all laid on. 730 00:51:25,471 --> 00:51:26,612 Excuse me. 731 00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:30,315 - Where are you going? - I want to go out. 732 00:51:31,864 --> 00:51:33,315 Why don't you stay here? 733 00:51:48,718 --> 00:51:50,315 So you're down here on holiday? 734 00:51:50,798 --> 00:51:51,862 A short one. 735 00:51:53,301 --> 00:51:54,276 Mind that. 736 00:51:54,456 --> 00:51:56,269 - What is it? - Mind it. Leave it. 737 00:52:01,157 --> 00:52:02,862 I've got a feeling we've met before. 738 00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,268 No, we haven't. 739 00:52:05,988 --> 00:52:07,659 Ever been anywhere near Maidenhead? 740 00:52:08,248 --> 00:52:08,893 No. 741 00:52:09,428 --> 00:52:11,667 There's a Fuller's teashop. I used to have my tea there. 742 00:52:11,969 --> 00:52:14,096 - I don't know it. - Boots Library? 743 00:52:15,034 --> 00:52:17,026 I seem to connect you with the High Street. 744 00:52:19,409 --> 00:52:20,207 Yes. 745 00:52:20,635 --> 00:52:22,471 A charming town, don't you think? 746 00:52:23,262 --> 00:52:25,026 - I don't know it. - Oh no? 747 00:52:26,234 --> 00:52:28,073 A quiet, thriving community. 748 00:52:28,954 --> 00:52:30,554 I was born and brought up there. 749 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,003 I lived well away from the main road. 750 00:52:36,323 --> 00:52:37,370 Oh yes. 751 00:52:39,834 --> 00:52:42,494 - You're here on a short stay? - That's right. 752 00:52:43,731 --> 00:52:45,174 You'll find it very bracing. 753 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:47,651 - Do you find it bracing? - Me? 754 00:52:48,612 --> 00:52:49,807 No. But you will. 755 00:52:52,017 --> 00:52:53,182 I like it here... 756 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:55,741 ...but I'll be moving soon. 757 00:52:55,925 --> 00:52:58,057 Back home. I'll stay there too, this time. 758 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:01,237 No place like home. 759 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,135 I wouldn't have left... 760 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:08,182 ...but business calls. 761 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,541 Business called, and I had to leave for a bit. 762 00:53:11,687 --> 00:53:12,799 You know how it is. 763 00:53:15,087 --> 00:53:16,924 Are you in business? 764 00:53:19,213 --> 00:53:20,744 No. I think I'll give it up. 765 00:53:23,248 --> 00:53:24,908 I've got a small private income, you see. 766 00:53:26,357 --> 00:53:27,619 I think I'll give it up. 767 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,893 Don't like being away from home. 768 00:53:33,954 --> 00:53:35,315 I used to live very quietly. 769 00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:38,252 Played records... 770 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:41,164 ...that's about all. Everything delivered to the door. 771 00:53:42,881 --> 00:53:46,057 Then I started a little private business, in a small way, and it... 772 00:53:46,711 --> 00:53:48,705 ...compelled me to come down here. 773 00:53:50,498 --> 00:53:52,221 Kept me longer than I expected. 774 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,205 You never get used to living in someone else's house. 775 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:00,541 Don't you agree? 776 00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:04,362 I lived so quietly. 777 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,737 You can only appreciate what you've had when things change. 778 00:54:11,143 --> 00:54:12,604 That's what they say, isn't it? 779 00:54:20,019 --> 00:54:21,065 Cigarette? 780 00:54:21,877 --> 00:54:22,908 I don't smoke. 781 00:54:28,301 --> 00:54:29,323 Who's out there? 782 00:54:29,901 --> 00:54:31,675 My friend and the man of the house. 783 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:49,057 You know what? 784 00:54:50,337 --> 00:54:51,635 To look at me... 785 00:54:51,979 --> 00:54:54,190 I bet you wouldn't think I'd led such a quiet life. 786 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,307 The lines on my face, eh? 787 00:54:58,883 --> 00:54:59,932 It's the drink. 788 00:55:00,790 --> 00:55:02,385 Been drinking a bit down here. 789 00:55:04,059 --> 00:55:05,346 But what I mean is... 790 00:55:05,752 --> 00:55:07,083 away from your own... 791 00:55:07,425 --> 00:55:09,725 all wrong, of course... I'll be alright when I get back... 792 00:55:10,621 --> 00:55:14,190 What I mean is, the way some people look at me you'd think I was a different person. 793 00:55:14,475 --> 00:55:17,838 I suppose I have changed, but I'm still the same man that I always was. 794 00:55:19,081 --> 00:55:21,244 I mean, you wouldn't think, to look at me, really... 795 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:23,985 I mean, not really that I was the sort of bloke to... 796 00:55:24,644 --> 00:55:26,151 ...to cause any trouble... 797 00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:28,299 ...would you? 798 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,440 You know what I mean. 799 00:55:34,045 --> 00:55:34,908 No. 800 00:55:38,982 --> 00:55:40,182 Mind that. 801 00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:42,007 Why are you down here? 802 00:55:45,242 --> 00:55:46,573 A short holiday. 803 00:55:47,573 --> 00:55:49,673 This is a ridiculous house to pick on. 804 00:55:50,492 --> 00:55:53,592 - Why? - Because it's not a boarding house. It never was. 805 00:55:54,098 --> 00:55:55,237 Sure it is. 806 00:55:56,671 --> 00:55:58,674 Why did you choose this house? 807 00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:04,377 You know, sir, you're a bit depressed for a man on his birthday. 808 00:56:04,466 --> 00:56:05,737 Why do you call me sir? 809 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,932 - You don't like it? - Listen. Don't call me sir. 810 00:56:09,515 --> 00:56:11,438 - I won't, if you don't like it. - No. 811 00:56:11,658 --> 00:56:13,283 Anyway, its not my birthday. 812 00:56:13,482 --> 00:56:15,401 - No? - No, it's not, till next month. 813 00:56:16,276 --> 00:56:18,862 - Not according to the lady. - Her? 814 00:56:19,432 --> 00:56:21,705 She's crazy. Round the bend. 815 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:24,112 That's a terrible thing to say. 816 00:56:24,187 --> 00:56:26,050 Haven't you found that out yet? 817 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:28,510 There's a lot you don't know. 818 00:56:28,842 --> 00:56:31,362 I think someone's leading you up the garden path. 819 00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:32,971 Who would do that? 820 00:56:33,245 --> 00:56:34,823 That woman is mad! 821 00:56:35,002 --> 00:56:35,901 That's slander. 822 00:56:36,043 --> 00:56:37,073 And you... 823 00:56:37,463 --> 00:56:38,967 don't know what you're doing. 824 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:43,596 Your cigarette is near that paper. 825 00:56:50,605 --> 00:56:52,057 Where the hell are they? 826 00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:53,647 Why don't they come in? 827 00:56:53,672 --> 00:56:55,448 What are they doing out there? 828 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,401 You want to steady yourself. 829 00:57:04,616 --> 00:57:05,516 Look... 830 00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:07,073 Don't touch me. 831 00:57:07,145 --> 00:57:08,737 - Listen a minute. - No, let go my arm. 832 00:57:08,852 --> 00:57:11,315 - Listen... Sit down a minute. - Don't do that! 833 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,900 You knew what I was talking about before, didn't you? 834 00:57:19,799 --> 00:57:23,088 - I don't know what you're at at all. - It's a mistake! Do you understand? 835 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,807 You're in a bad state, man. 836 00:57:26,922 --> 00:57:28,323 Has he told you anything? 837 00:57:28,477 --> 00:57:29,677 Do you know what you're here for? 838 00:57:29,739 --> 00:57:32,713 Tell me. You needn't be frightened of me. Or hasn't he told you? 839 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,549 Told me what? 840 00:57:35,666 --> 00:57:37,217 I've explained to you, damn you, 841 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,283 all those years I lived in Basingstoke... 842 00:57:39,315 --> 00:57:42,279 I never stepped outside the door. 843 00:57:46,753 --> 00:57:49,065 You know, I'm flabbergasted with you. 844 00:57:57,149 --> 00:57:58,065 Look... 845 00:58:01,190 --> 00:58:02,783 You look an honest man. 846 00:58:03,707 --> 00:58:06,407 You're being made a fool of, that's all. You understand? 847 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,731 Where do you come from? 848 00:58:24,551 --> 00:58:25,770 Where do you think? 849 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,106 I know Ireland very well. 850 00:58:28,832 --> 00:58:30,278 I've many friends there. 851 00:58:30,581 --> 00:58:33,106 I love that country and I admire and I trust its people. 852 00:58:33,267 --> 00:58:34,223 I trust them. 853 00:58:34,868 --> 00:58:37,559 They respect the truth, they have a sense of humour. I've been there. 854 00:58:38,299 --> 00:58:40,239 I've never seen such sunsets. 855 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,803 What about coming out to have a drink with me? 856 00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:47,000 There's a pub down the road serves draught Guinness. 857 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:49,200 It's very difficult to get in these parts... 858 00:58:49,412 --> 00:58:51,201 A mother in a million... 859 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:54,275 Oh hullo, Stan. 860 00:58:54,842 --> 00:58:56,576 You haven't met Stanley, have you, Mr Goldberg? 861 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,631 I haven't had the pleasure. 862 00:58:57,693 --> 00:58:59,810 Oh, this is Mr Goldberg, this is Mr Webber. 863 00:58:59,881 --> 00:59:00,935 Pleased to meet you. 864 00:59:00,983 --> 00:59:03,373 We were getting a bit of air in the garden. 865 00:59:03,636 --> 00:59:06,178 I was telling Mr Boles about my old mum. 866 00:59:06,941 --> 00:59:07,998 What days! 867 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,156 Yes. 868 00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:13,727 When I was a youngster, of a Friday... 869 00:59:14,242 --> 00:59:17,570 I used to go for a walk down the canal with a girl who lived down my road. 870 00:59:18,164 --> 00:59:20,507 A beautiful girl. What a voice that bird had! 871 00:59:20,742 --> 00:59:22,600 A nightingale, my word of honour. 872 00:59:23,382 --> 00:59:24,296 Good? 873 00:59:24,612 --> 00:59:25,515 Pure? 874 00:59:26,281 --> 00:59:28,546 She wasn't a Sunday school teacher for nothing. 875 00:59:29,343 --> 00:59:30,531 Anyway... 876 00:59:31,343 --> 00:59:33,567 I'd leave her with a little kiss on the cheek... 877 00:59:34,421 --> 00:59:35,679 I never took liberties... 878 00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:38,546 We weren't like the young men these days in those days. 879 00:59:38,698 --> 00:59:40,304 We knew the meaning of respect. 880 00:59:42,734 --> 00:59:44,125 I'd give her a peck... 881 00:59:45,031 --> 00:59:46,324 ...and I'd bowl back home. 882 00:59:47,406 --> 00:59:48,856 Humming away I'd be... 883 00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:50,924 ...past the children's playground. 884 00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:53,000 I'd tip my hat to the toddlers... 885 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,546 I'd give a helping hand to a couple of stray dogs... 886 00:59:55,656 --> 00:59:56,961 Everything came natural. 887 00:59:58,867 --> 01:00:00,687 I can see it like yesterday. 888 01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:03,046 The sun... 889 01:00:03,913 --> 01:00:05,718 ...falling behind the dog stadium. 890 01:00:08,789 --> 01:00:10,500 Like behind the town hall. 891 01:00:10,914 --> 01:00:11,968 What town hall? 892 01:00:12,827 --> 01:00:14,117 In Carrikmacross. 893 01:00:15,171 --> 01:00:16,468 There's no comparison. 894 01:00:19,179 --> 01:00:20,390 Up the street... 895 01:00:21,324 --> 01:00:22,601 ...into my gate... 896 01:00:23,218 --> 01:00:24,750 ...inside the door... 897 01:00:26,118 --> 01:00:26,914 ...home. 898 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,400 "Simey!" my old mom used to shout, "quick before it gets cold." 899 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,600 And there on the table what would I see? 900 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,800 The nicest piece of gefilte fish you could wish to find on a plate. 901 01:00:40,445 --> 01:00:42,215 I thought your name was Nat. 902 01:00:42,684 --> 01:00:44,109 She called me Simey. 903 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:57,078 - Well, I'll have to be off. - Off? 904 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,499 It's my chess night. 905 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,304 - You're not staying for the party? - No. 906 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:03,093 I'm sorry, Stan, but I didn't know about it till just now. 907 01:01:03,257 --> 01:01:05,200 And we've got a game on. I'll try and get back early. 908 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,500 We'll save some drink for you, alright? Oh, that reminds me... 909 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,300 - You'd better go and collect the bottles. - Now? 910 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,675 Of course, now. Time's getting on. 911 01:01:12,432 --> 01:01:13,924 Round the corner, remember? 912 01:01:14,682 --> 01:01:16,800 - Mention my name. - I'm coming your way. 913 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,078 Beat him quick and come back, Mr Boles. 914 01:01:19,103 --> 01:01:20,924 I'll do my best. See you later, Stan. 915 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,704 A warm night. 916 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,829 Don't mess me about! 917 01:01:44,486 --> 01:01:47,500 - I beg your pardon? - I'm afraid there's been a mistake. 918 01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:49,439 We're booked out. 919 01:01:50,001 --> 01:01:51,525 Your room has been taken. 920 01:01:52,533 --> 01:01:54,376 Mrs Boles forgot to tell you. 921 01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:59,056 You'll have to find somewhere else. 922 01:02:02,415 --> 01:02:03,736 Are you the manager here? 923 01:02:04,283 --> 01:02:06,200 - That's right. - Is it a good game? 924 01:02:06,237 --> 01:02:07,415 I run the house. 925 01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,767 I'm afraid you and your friend will have to find other accommodation. 926 01:02:14,939 --> 01:02:16,314 Oh, I forgot! 927 01:02:16,954 --> 01:02:19,001 I must congratulate you on your birthday. 928 01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:20,970 Congratulations. 929 01:02:24,650 --> 01:02:25,884 Perhaps you're deaf. 930 01:02:26,978 --> 01:02:27,743 No... 931 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:29,704 What makes you think that? 932 01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:34,001 As a matter of fact, every single one of my senses is at its peak. 933 01:02:35,197 --> 01:02:37,267 Not bad going, eh? For a man past fifty. 934 01:02:38,283 --> 01:02:41,290 But a birthday, I always feel, is a great occasion... 935 01:02:41,697 --> 01:02:43,611 Taken too much for granted these days. 936 01:02:44,111 --> 01:02:45,564 What a thing to celebrate! 937 01:02:46,384 --> 01:02:47,345 Birth! 938 01:02:47,767 --> 01:02:49,806 Like getting up in the morning. 939 01:02:50,274 --> 01:02:51,329 Marvellous! 940 01:02:52,642 --> 01:02:55,579 Some people don't like the idea of getting up in the morning. 941 01:02:55,665 --> 01:02:56,853 I've heard them. 942 01:02:57,329 --> 01:02:59,611 Getting up in the morning, they say, what is it? 943 01:03:00,767 --> 01:03:02,064 Your skin's crabby... 944 01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:04,517 ...you need a shave, your eyes are full of muck. 945 01:03:04,736 --> 01:03:07,673 Your mouth is like a boghouse, the palms of your hands are full of sweat. 946 01:03:07,939 --> 01:03:10,001 Your nose is clogged up, your feet stink. 947 01:03:10,946 --> 01:03:13,751 What are you but a corpse, waiting to be washed? 948 01:03:17,697 --> 01:03:19,697 Whenever I hear that point of view... 949 01:03:20,681 --> 01:03:21,760 I feel cheerful. 950 01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:25,243 Because I know what it is to wake up with the sun shining... 951 01:03:25,978 --> 01:03:28,120 To the sound of the lawnmower... 952 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:32,118 ...all the little birds, the smell of the grass... 953 01:03:32,712 --> 01:03:35,040 - ...church bells, tomato juice. - Get out! 954 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:50,493 Get that drink out of here. These are unlicensed premises. 955 01:03:50,728 --> 01:03:53,157 You're in a terrible humour today, Mr Webber. 956 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:55,142 And on your birthday too... 957 01:03:55,197 --> 01:03:57,554 With the good lady getting her strength up to give you a party. 958 01:03:57,579 --> 01:03:59,673 I told you to get those bottles out! 959 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,947 Mr Webber... 960 01:04:02,712 --> 01:04:03,876 Sit down a minute. 961 01:04:06,227 --> 01:04:07,783 Let me just make this clear. 962 01:04:09,103 --> 01:04:10,587 You don't bother me at all. 963 01:04:11,579 --> 01:04:13,462 To me, you're nothing but a dirty joke. 964 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,853 But I have a responsibility towards the people in this house. 965 01:04:19,228 --> 01:04:20,400 They've been down here too long. 966 01:04:21,431 --> 01:04:23,121 They've lost their sense of smell. 967 01:04:23,473 --> 01:04:24,392 I haven't. 968 01:04:25,079 --> 01:04:28,025 And nobody's going to take advantage of them while I'm here. 969 01:04:33,822 --> 01:04:34,962 Anyway... 970 01:04:36,689 --> 01:04:38,603 ...this house isn't your cup of tea. 971 01:04:40,634 --> 01:04:42,993 There's nothing here for you, from any angle... 972 01:04:43,681 --> 01:04:44,720 Any angle. 973 01:04:46,736 --> 01:04:49,189 So why don't you just go, without any more fuss? 974 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:52,618 Mr Webber, sit down. 975 01:04:52,915 --> 01:04:55,017 It's no good starting any kind of trouble. 976 01:04:55,048 --> 01:04:56,251 Sit down. 977 01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:58,165 Why should I? 978 01:05:00,454 --> 01:05:02,427 If you want to know the truth, Webber... 979 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,923 You're beginning to get on my breasts. 980 01:05:05,321 --> 01:05:06,811 Really? Well, that's... 981 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:08,009 Sit down! 982 01:05:09,852 --> 01:05:11,009 No. 983 01:05:29,728 --> 01:05:30,798 McCann... 984 01:05:35,524 --> 01:05:36,454 Nat? 985 01:05:38,126 --> 01:05:39,470 Ask him to sit down. 986 01:05:40,752 --> 01:05:41,689 Yes, Nat. 987 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:49,345 Do you mind sitting down? 988 01:05:51,095 --> 01:05:52,376 Yes, I do mind. 989 01:05:53,165 --> 01:05:55,290 Yes now, but... it'd be better if you did. 990 01:05:58,236 --> 01:06:01,736 - Why don't you sit down? - No, not me... you. 991 01:06:04,617 --> 01:06:05,783 No thanks. 992 01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:09,876 Nat? 993 01:06:10,142 --> 01:06:10,986 What? 994 01:06:11,087 --> 01:06:12,306 He won't sit down. 995 01:06:14,701 --> 01:06:16,701 - Well, ask him. - I've asked him. 996 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:19,673 Ask him again. 997 01:06:22,781 --> 01:06:23,829 Sit down. 998 01:06:27,448 --> 01:06:28,361 Why? 999 01:06:30,055 --> 01:06:31,447 Well, you'd be more comfortable. 1000 01:06:35,656 --> 01:06:37,072 So would you. 1001 01:06:39,058 --> 01:06:40,095 All right. 1002 01:06:41,173 --> 01:06:42,689 If you will I will. 1003 01:06:44,931 --> 01:06:46,072 You first. 1004 01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:12,064 Well? 1005 01:07:14,443 --> 01:07:15,540 Right... 1006 01:07:16,587 --> 01:07:19,869 Now you've both had your rest, you can get out! 1007 01:07:21,613 --> 01:07:23,079 That's a dirty trick! 1008 01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:27,595 I'll kick the shite out of him! - No! 1009 01:07:28,929 --> 01:07:31,204 - I have stood up. - Sit down again! 1010 01:07:31,232 --> 01:07:33,334 - Once I'm up I'm up. - Same here. 1011 01:07:33,779 --> 01:07:35,725 You've made Mr Goldberg stand up. 1012 01:07:35,857 --> 01:07:37,318 - It'll do him good! - Get in that seat! 1013 01:07:37,404 --> 01:07:40,500 - McCann. - Get down in that seat! - Webber! 1014 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,373 Sit down. 1015 01:08:07,094 --> 01:08:09,021 - You'd better be careful. - Webber... 1016 01:08:11,964 --> 01:08:13,904 - What were you doing yesterday? - Yesterday? 1017 01:08:14,611 --> 01:08:15,711 And the day before. 1018 01:08:16,303 --> 01:08:17,787 What did you do the day before that? 1019 01:08:20,112 --> 01:08:21,209 What do you mean? 1020 01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:24,120 Why are you wasting everybody's time, Webber? 1021 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,451 Why are you getting in everybody's way? 1022 01:08:27,748 --> 01:08:29,967 - Me? What are you... - I'm telling you, Webber. 1023 01:08:30,790 --> 01:08:31,873 You're a washout. 1024 01:08:33,232 --> 01:08:35,146 Why are you getting on everybody's wick? 1025 01:08:35,843 --> 01:08:37,975 Why are you driving that old lady off her conk? 1026 01:08:38,057 --> 01:08:39,158 He likes to do it! 1027 01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:41,695 Why do you behave so badly, Webber? 1028 01:08:42,415 --> 01:08:44,468 Why do you force that old man out to play chess? 1029 01:08:44,548 --> 01:08:45,195 Me? 1030 01:08:45,228 --> 01:08:47,028 Why do you treat that young lady like a leper? 1031 01:08:48,143 --> 01:08:49,889 - She's not the leper, Webber! - What the... 1032 01:08:49,945 --> 01:08:51,578 What did you wear last week, Webber? 1033 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,867 - Where do you keep your suits? - Why did you leave the organization? 1034 01:08:55,991 --> 01:08:58,632 - What would your old mum say? - Why did you betray us? 1035 01:08:58,749 --> 01:08:59,976 You hurt me, Webber. 1036 01:09:00,632 --> 01:09:02,351 You're playing a dirty game. 1037 01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:05,117 - That's a Black and Tan fact. - Who does he think he is? 1038 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:07,101 - Who do you think you are? - You're on the wrong horse. 1039 01:09:07,148 --> 01:09:08,617 When did you come to this place? 1040 01:09:08,836 --> 01:09:10,242 - Last year. - Where did you come from? 1041 01:09:10,312 --> 01:09:11,960 - Somewhere else. - Why did you come here? 1042 01:09:12,032 --> 01:09:13,570 - My feet hurt! - Why did you stay? 1043 01:09:14,070 --> 01:09:14,859 I had a headache! 1044 01:09:14,928 --> 01:09:16,907 - Did you take anything for it? - Yes. - What? 1045 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,890 - Fruit salts! - Enos or Andrews? - En... An... 1046 01:09:19,226 --> 01:09:21,195 Did you stir properly? Did they fizz? 1047 01:09:22,110 --> 01:09:23,562 - Now... - Did they fizz? 1048 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,773 - Wait... - Did they fizz or didn't they fizz? 1049 01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:26,953 He doesn't know! 1050 01:09:27,924 --> 01:09:29,296 You don't know. 1051 01:09:31,540 --> 01:09:34,640 - When did you last have a bath? - I have one every... - Don't lie. 1052 01:09:34,818 --> 01:09:36,491 - You betrayed the organization. 1053 01:09:36,609 --> 01:09:37,875 - I know him! - You don't! 1054 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,600 What can you see without your glasses? 1055 01:09:43,173 --> 01:09:44,960 - Anything. - Take off his glasses. 1056 01:10:09,668 --> 01:10:11,062 Webber, you're a fake. 1057 01:10:13,706 --> 01:10:15,507 When did you last wash up a cup? 1058 01:10:19,876 --> 01:10:21,835 - The Christmas before last. - Where? 1059 01:10:25,402 --> 01:10:27,429 - Lyons Corner House. - Which one? 1060 01:10:28,964 --> 01:10:31,437 - Marble Arch. - Where was your wife? 1061 01:10:31,724 --> 01:10:32,624 In... 1062 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,679 - Answer. - What wife? 1063 01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:41,743 - What have you done with your wife? - He's killed his wife! 1064 01:10:41,881 --> 01:10:44,242 - Why did you kill your wife? - What wife? 1065 01:10:44,294 --> 01:10:45,794 - How did he kill her? - How did you kill her? 1066 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,700 - You throttled her. - With arsenic. - There's your man! 1067 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:51,900 - Where's your old mum? - In the sanatorium. - Yes! 1068 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:54,554 - Why did you never get married? - She was waiting at the porch. 1069 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,200 - You skedaddled from the wedding. - He left her in the lurch. 1070 01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:59,710 - You left her in the pudding club. - She was waiting at the church. 1071 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,789 - Webber! Why did you change your name? - I forgot the other one. 1072 01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:05,000 - What's your name now? - Joe Soap. 1073 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:07,700 - You stink of sin. - I can smell it. 1074 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,675 Do you recognise an external force? 1075 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:10,324 What? 1076 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,900 - Do you recognise an external force? - That's the question! 1077 01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:14,640 Do you recognise an external force... 1078 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:16,724 ...responsible for you, suffering for you? 1079 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,200 - It's late. - Late! Late enough! When did you last pray? 1080 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,500 - He's sweating! - When did you last pray? - He's sweating! 1081 01:11:22,687 --> 01:11:24,787 Is the number 846 possible or necessary? 1082 01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:26,117 Neither. - Wrong! 1083 01:11:26,220 --> 01:11:28,124 Is the number 846 possible or necessary? 1084 01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:29,093 Both. - Wrong! 1085 01:11:29,244 --> 01:11:31,044 - It's necessary but not possible. - Both. - Wrong! 1086 01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:34,460 - Why do you think the number 846 is necessarily possible? - Must be. 1087 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,445 Wrong! It's only necessarily necessary! 1088 01:11:36,624 --> 01:11:39,328 We admit possibility only after we grant necessity. 1089 01:11:39,468 --> 01:11:41,140 It is possible because necessary... 1090 01:11:41,249 --> 01:11:43,102 But by no means necessary through possibility. 1091 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,459 The possibility can only be assumed after proof of necessity. 1092 01:11:46,504 --> 01:11:48,204 - Right! - Right? Of course right! 1093 01:11:48,282 --> 01:11:52,782 - We're right and you're wrong, Webber, all along the line. - All along the line! 1094 01:11:56,538 --> 01:12:00,045 - Where is your lechery leading you? - You'll pay for this. 1095 01:12:00,506 --> 01:12:03,967 - You stuff yourself with dry toast. - You contaminate womankind. 1096 01:12:04,115 --> 01:12:06,006 - Why don't you pay the rent? - Mother defiler! 1097 01:12:06,039 --> 01:12:07,889 - Why do you pick your nose? - I demand justice! 1098 01:12:07,941 --> 01:12:10,553 - What's your trade? - What about Ireland? - What's your trade? - I play the piano. 1099 01:12:10,608 --> 01:12:13,900 - How many fingers do you use? - No hands! - No society would touch you. 1100 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,022 - Not even a building society. - You're a traitor to the cloth. 1101 01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:19,186 - What do you use for pyjamas? - Nothing. 1102 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:22,569 - You verminate the sheet of your birth. - What about the Albigensenist heresy? 1103 01:12:22,678 --> 01:12:25,342 - Who watered the wicket in Melbourne? - What about the blessed Oliver Plunkett? 1104 01:12:25,397 --> 01:12:27,538 - Who hammered the nails? - Who drove in the screws? 1105 01:12:27,639 --> 01:12:28,694 Speak up Webber. 1106 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:30,800 Why did the chicken cross the road? 1107 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:32,241 He wanted to... he wanted to... 1108 01:12:32,296 --> 01:12:33,596 - He wanted to... - He doesn't know! 1109 01:12:33,702 --> 01:12:36,702 - Why did the chicken cross the road? - He wanted to... he wanted to... 1110 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:38,599 - Why did the chicken cross the road? - He wanted. . . 1111 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,522 He doesn't know. He doesn't know which came first! 1112 01:12:40,639 --> 01:12:42,569 - Which came first? - Chicken? Egg? Which came first? 1113 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:45,561 Which came first? Which came first? Which came first? 1114 01:12:56,131 --> 01:12:57,725 He doesn't know. 1115 01:13:00,697 --> 01:13:02,209 Do you know your own face? 1116 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:04,931 Wake him up. 1117 01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:07,665 Stick a needle in his eye. 1118 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:10,587 You're a plague, Webber. You're an overthrow. 1119 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,087 You're what's left! 1120 01:13:12,490 --> 01:13:13,962 But we've got the answer to you. 1121 01:13:14,065 --> 01:13:16,258 - We can sterilise you. - What about Drogheda? 1122 01:13:16,970 --> 01:13:19,337 Your bite is dead. Only your pong is left. 1123 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,478 - You betrayed our land. - You betray our breed. 1124 01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:24,200 - Who are you, Webber? - What makes you think you exist? 1125 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,946 - You're dead. - You're dead. 1126 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,892 You can't live, you can't think, you can't love. You're dead. 1127 01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:31,626 You're a plague gone bad. There's no juice in you. 1128 01:13:32,124 --> 01:13:33,134 You're nothing... 1129 01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:34,735 ...but an odour! 1130 01:13:59,743 --> 01:14:01,048 Steady, McCann. 1131 01:14:03,267 --> 01:14:04,532 Come on! 1132 01:14:06,087 --> 01:14:08,564 - He's sweating. - Easy, McCann. 1133 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,800 The bastard sweatpig is sweating. 1134 01:14:26,148 --> 01:14:27,860 I brought the drum down. 1135 01:14:31,581 --> 01:14:33,103 I'm dressed for the party. 1136 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,001 Wonderful. 1137 01:14:37,298 --> 01:14:38,759 You like my dress? 1138 01:14:41,048 --> 01:14:42,110 Wonderful. 1139 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,275 - It's out of this world. - I know. 1140 01:14:47,615 --> 01:14:49,103 My father gave it to me. 1141 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,407 - Doesn't it make a beautiful noise? - It's a fine piece of work. 1142 01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,337 Maybe Stan'll play us a little tune afterwards. 1143 01:14:59,423 --> 01:15:00,923 Oh yes. Will you, Stan? 1144 01:15:02,141 --> 01:15:03,462 Could I have my glasses? 1145 01:15:04,447 --> 01:15:05,775 Ah yes. 1146 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,610 Here they are. 1147 01:15:13,613 --> 01:15:16,113 Now. What have we got here? Enough to scuttle a liner. 1148 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:18,821 Four bottles of Scotch, one bottle of Irish. 1149 01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:22,454 - Mr Goldberg, what should I drink? - Glasses, glasses first. 1150 01:15:22,737 --> 01:15:26,064 - Open the Scotch, McCann. - Here's my very best glasses in here. 1151 01:15:26,256 --> 01:15:27,422 I don't drink Scotch. 1152 01:15:27,853 --> 01:15:29,142 Well, you've got the Irish. 1153 01:15:29,325 --> 01:15:31,079 - Here they are. - Good. 1154 01:15:31,588 --> 01:15:32,556 Mrs Boles... 1155 01:15:33,048 --> 01:15:34,150 I think... 1156 01:15:34,751 --> 01:15:36,836 ...that Stanley should pour the toast, don't you? 1157 01:15:36,981 --> 01:15:38,939 Oh yes. Come along, Stan. 1158 01:15:41,696 --> 01:15:45,134 - Do you like my dress, Mr Goldberg? - Oh, it's out on its own. 1159 01:15:45,546 --> 01:15:48,046 Turn yourself round a minute. I used to be in the business. 1160 01:15:48,804 --> 01:15:50,751 - Go on, walk up there. - Oh no. 1161 01:15:50,808 --> 01:15:52,282 Don't be shy. 1162 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,775 Walk up the boulevard. Let's have a look at you. 1163 01:15:57,861 --> 01:16:00,361 What a carriage. What's your opinion, McCann? 1164 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:02,806 Like a Countess, nothing less. 1165 01:16:05,363 --> 01:16:07,079 Madam, now turn about... 1166 01:16:07,868 --> 01:16:09,860 ...and promenade to the kitchen. 1167 01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:13,814 What a deportment! 1168 01:16:14,178 --> 01:16:16,978 - You can pour my Irish too. - You look like a gladiola. 1169 01:16:17,579 --> 01:16:19,228 Stan, what about my dress? 1170 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:21,000 One for the lady, one for the lady. 1171 01:16:23,587 --> 01:16:24,696 - Now madam... 1172 01:16:25,657 --> 01:16:27,392 - Your glass. - Thank you. 1173 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,353 Lift your glasses, ladies and gentlemen. 1174 01:16:32,571 --> 01:16:34,134 We're going to drink a toast. 1175 01:16:34,345 --> 01:16:36,689 - Lulu is not here. - It's past the hour. 1176 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,743 Now... who's going to propose the toast? 1177 01:16:41,017 --> 01:16:41,845 Mrs Boles... 1178 01:16:42,657 --> 01:16:44,618 ...it can only be you. 1179 01:16:44,974 --> 01:16:46,306 - Me? - Who else? 1180 01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:49,540 - But what do I say? - Say what you feel. 1181 01:16:50,570 --> 01:16:52,251 What you honestly feel. 1182 01:16:55,548 --> 01:16:57,095 It's Stanley's birthday. 1183 01:16:58,329 --> 01:16:59,321 Your Stanley. 1184 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,415 Look at him. 1185 01:17:03,462 --> 01:17:04,758 Look at him... 1186 01:17:05,415 --> 01:17:06,448 ...and it'll come. 1187 01:17:08,103 --> 01:17:10,800 Wait a minute, the light's too strong. Let's have proper lighting. 1188 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,384 McCann, you got your torch? 1189 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:15,071 Switch out the light and put on your torch. 1190 01:17:18,444 --> 01:17:20,525 Not on the lady, on the gentleman! 1191 01:17:21,212 --> 01:17:22,868 You must shine it on the birthday boy. 1192 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:25,665 Now, Mrs Boles... 1193 01:17:26,610 --> 01:17:27,775 ...it's all yours. 1194 01:17:29,314 --> 01:17:31,900 - I don't know what to say. - Well, look at him. Just look at him. 1195 01:17:33,243 --> 01:17:36,189 - Isn't the light in his eyes? - No, no. Go on, go on. 1196 01:17:39,228 --> 01:17:40,110 Well... 1197 01:17:41,939 --> 01:17:43,392 It's very, very nice... 1198 01:17:43,879 --> 01:17:45,243 ...to be here tonight... 1199 01:17:45,907 --> 01:17:47,071 ...in my house. 1200 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,462 And I want to propose a toast to Stanley... 1201 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:53,892 ...because it's his birthday... 1202 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,407 And he's lived here for a long while now. 1203 01:17:58,642 --> 01:18:00,157 And he's my Stanley now. 1204 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,493 And I think he's a good boy. 1205 01:18:04,970 --> 01:18:06,860 Although sometimes he's bad. 1206 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,548 And he's the only Stanley I know, 1207 01:18:14,018 --> 01:18:16,351 And I know him better than all the world. 1208 01:18:16,923 --> 01:18:18,290 although he doesn't think so. 1209 01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:19,259 Hear, hear! 1210 01:18:22,375 --> 01:18:23,282 Well... 1211 01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:26,212 I could cry because... 1212 01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:29,323 ...I'm so happy, having him here... 1213 01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:32,423 ...and not gone away, on his birthday. 1214 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,377 And there isn't anything I wouldn't do for him... 1215 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:43,127 ...and for all you good people here tonight... 1216 01:18:47,206 --> 01:18:48,112 Beautiful! 1217 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,049 A beautiful speech. 1218 01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:55,338 Put the light on, McCann. 1219 01:18:55,565 --> 01:18:56,909 That was a lovely toast. 1220 01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,329 Buck up now. 1221 01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:02,424 Come on, smile at the birdy. 1222 01:19:04,511 --> 01:19:06,011 That's better. 1223 01:19:09,386 --> 01:19:11,697 - Ah. Look who's here. - Lulu. 1224 01:19:11,798 --> 01:19:14,798 - How do you do, Lulu? I'm Nat Goldberg. - Hallo. 1225 01:19:15,026 --> 01:19:16,651 Stanley, a drink for your guest. 1226 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,354 You just missed the toast, my dear, and what a toast. 1227 01:19:20,393 --> 01:19:21,221 Did I? 1228 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:23,018 Stanley, a drink for your guest. 1229 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:25,940 Right. Now raise your glasses. 1230 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:27,838 Everyone standing up. 1231 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,177 Not you, Stanley. You must sit down. 1232 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:35,471 Yes, that's right. He must sit down. 1233 01:19:36,002 --> 01:19:37,416 You don't mind sitting down a minute? 1234 01:19:38,026 --> 01:19:39,213 We're going to drink to you. 1235 01:19:39,963 --> 01:19:42,291 - Come on! - Come on! 1236 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,377 Right. 1237 01:19:59,510 --> 01:20:00,971 Now Stanley's sat down. 1238 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,737 Well... 1239 01:20:05,416 --> 01:20:06,744 I want to say first... 1240 01:20:07,229 --> 01:20:08,948 ...that I've never been so touched to the heart 1241 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,799 ...as by the toast we've just heard. 1242 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:14,760 How often, in this day and age, do you come across real, true warmth? 1243 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:16,799 Once in a lifetime. 1244 01:20:17,791 --> 01:20:20,713 Until a few minutes ago, ladies and gentlemen, I... 1245 01:20:21,151 --> 01:20:24,221 ...like all of you, was asking the same question. 1246 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,065 What's happened to the love... 1247 01:20:27,588 --> 01:20:28,627 the bonhomie... 1248 01:20:28,916 --> 01:20:31,057 the unashamed expression of affection... 1249 01:20:31,526 --> 01:20:34,572 ...of the day before yesterday, that our mums taught us in the nursery? 1250 01:20:35,450 --> 01:20:38,494 - Gone with the wind. - That's what I thought, until today. 1251 01:20:39,401 --> 01:20:42,307 I believe in a good laugh, a day's fishing, a bit of gardening. 1252 01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:46,533 I was very proud of my old greenhouse, made out of my own spit and faith. 1253 01:20:46,712 --> 01:20:47,955 That's the sort of man I am. 1254 01:20:48,254 --> 01:20:49,315 Not size... 1255 01:20:50,434 --> 01:20:51,401 ...but quality. 1256 01:20:52,421 --> 01:20:55,932 A little Austin, tea in Fullers, a library book from Boots... 1257 01:20:56,346 --> 01:20:57,502 and I'm satisfied. 1258 01:20:58,236 --> 01:20:59,322 But just now... 1259 01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:01,908 I say just now... 1260 01:21:03,010 --> 01:21:04,984 the lady of the house said her piece. 1261 01:21:05,963 --> 01:21:07,097 And I for one... 1262 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:10,104 ...am knocked over by the sentiments she expressed. 1263 01:21:14,451 --> 01:21:16,822 Lucky is the man who's at the receiving end. 1264 01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:18,666 That's what I say. 1265 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:21,979 How can I put it? 1266 01:21:23,759 --> 01:21:26,065 We all wander on our tod through this world. 1267 01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:29,393 It's a lonely pillow to kip on. 1268 01:21:31,055 --> 01:21:31,947 Right? 1269 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:35,065 - Right! - Agreed. 1270 01:21:35,455 --> 01:21:39,815 But tonight, Lulu, McCann... we've known a great fortune. 1271 01:21:40,566 --> 01:21:43,744 We've heard a lady extend the sum total of her devotion... 1272 01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:47,221 ...in all its pride, plume and peacock... 1273 01:21:47,597 --> 01:21:49,674 ...to a member of her own living race. 1274 01:21:49,818 --> 01:21:50,916 Stanley... 1275 01:21:51,822 --> 01:21:53,588 My heartfelt congratulations! 1276 01:21:55,629 --> 01:21:56,832 I wish you... 1277 01:21:57,174 --> 01:21:58,510 ...on behalf of us all... 1278 01:21:59,393 --> 01:22:00,440 ...a happy birthday. 1279 01:22:01,994 --> 01:22:05,002 I'm sure you've never been a prouder man than you are today. 1280 01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:07,283 Mazeltov! 1281 01:22:07,908 --> 01:22:09,549 And may we only meet at Simchahs! 1282 01:22:13,989 --> 01:22:16,533 Turn out the light, McCann, while we drink the toast. 1283 01:22:19,196 --> 01:22:20,971 That was a wonderful speech. 1284 01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:24,230 Lift your glasses! Stanley... happy birthday. 1285 01:22:24,448 --> 01:22:26,548 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 1286 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:30,059 - Many happy returns of the day, Stan. - And well over the fast. 1287 01:22:30,857 --> 01:22:32,091 Oh, Stanny... 1288 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:36,184 - Lights! - Right! 1289 01:22:40,966 --> 01:22:42,559 Clink my glass, Stanny. 1290 01:22:43,143 --> 01:22:45,231 - Mr Goldberg... - Oh, call me Nat. 1291 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,114 You clink my glass. 1292 01:22:47,245 --> 01:22:49,347 You're empty. Let me fill you up. 1293 01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:50,919 It's a pleasure. 1294 01:22:51,619 --> 01:22:54,387 You're a marvellous speaker, Nat, you know that? 1295 01:22:54,864 --> 01:22:56,564 Where did you learn to speak like that? 1296 01:22:56,726 --> 01:22:58,747 - You liked it, eh? - Oh yes! 1297 01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:01,841 Well, my first chance to stand up and give a lecture 1298 01:23:01,925 --> 01:23:03,997 was at the Ethical Hall, Bayswater. 1299 01:23:04,842 --> 01:23:07,442 A wonderful opportunity. I'll never forget it. 1300 01:23:08,095 --> 01:23:09,716 They were all there that night. 1301 01:23:10,184 --> 01:23:11,755 Charlotte Street was empty. 1302 01:23:12,970 --> 01:23:14,567 Of course, that's a good while ago. 1303 01:23:15,255 --> 01:23:16,677 What did you speak about? 1304 01:23:17,304 --> 01:23:19,200 The Necessary and the Possible. 1305 01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,133 It went with a bang. 1306 01:23:21,473 --> 01:23:23,567 Since then I always speak at weddings. 1307 01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:28,145 Let's have some of yours. 1308 01:23:28,740 --> 01:23:30,536 In that? - Yes. 1309 01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:33,434 - Are you used to mixing them? - No. 1310 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,270 Give me your glass. 1311 01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:42,528 Lulu, you're a big bouncy girl. Come and sit on my lap. 1312 01:23:42,834 --> 01:23:44,044 Do you think I should? 1313 01:23:44,567 --> 01:23:45,358 Try it. 1314 01:23:46,011 --> 01:23:47,887 I'll bounce up to the ceiling. 1315 01:23:48,606 --> 01:23:49,735 Take a chance. 1316 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,067 I don't know how you can mix that stuff. 1317 01:23:56,934 --> 01:23:59,887 You know, there's a lot in your eyes. 1318 01:24:01,552 --> 01:24:03,005 And yours, too. 1319 01:24:03,497 --> 01:24:05,000 You think so? 1320 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,130 Go on! 1321 01:24:06,181 --> 01:24:07,927 Ever been to Carrikmacross? 1322 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:11,020 I've been to King's Cross. 1323 01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:16,145 You came right out of the blue, you know that? 1324 01:24:16,881 --> 01:24:18,950 Mind how you go. You're cracking a rib. 1325 01:24:20,126 --> 01:24:21,411 I want to dance! 1326 01:24:22,428 --> 01:24:23,497 Stanley... 1327 01:24:24,005 --> 01:24:25,083 Dance. 1328 01:24:39,178 --> 01:24:40,419 Shall I tell you something? 1329 01:24:40,949 --> 01:24:41,770 What? 1330 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:43,825 I trust you. 1331 01:24:44,918 --> 01:24:45,997 Gesundheit! 1332 01:24:47,184 --> 01:24:49,880 My father was going to take me to Ireland once. 1333 01:24:50,814 --> 01:24:52,880 But then he went away by himself. 1334 01:24:53,449 --> 01:24:55,583 Do you think you knew me when I was a little girl? 1335 01:24:56,172 --> 01:24:58,434 - Were you a nice little girl? - I was. 1336 01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:00,848 I don't know if he went to Ireland. 1337 01:25:01,031 --> 01:25:02,395 Maybe I played piggy-back with you. 1338 01:25:03,011 --> 01:25:04,122 Maybe you did. 1339 01:25:04,844 --> 01:25:06,144 He didn't take me. 1340 01:25:06,173 --> 01:25:07,442 Or "pop goes the weasel". 1341 01:25:08,028 --> 01:25:10,100 - Is that a game? - Sure it's a game! 1342 01:25:11,870 --> 01:25:13,670 Why didn't he take you to Ireland? 1343 01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:17,553 - You're tickling me! - You should worry. 1344 01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:23,278 I've always liked older men. 1345 01:25:24,716 --> 01:25:25,989 They can soothe you. 1346 01:25:32,926 --> 01:25:34,231 I know a place. 1347 01:25:35,942 --> 01:25:37,049 Roscrea. 1348 01:25:38,505 --> 01:25:39,747 Mother Nolan's. 1349 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,286 There was a night-light in my room, when I was a little girl. 1350 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,809 One time I stayed there all night with the boys. 1351 01:25:49,821 --> 01:25:51,559 Singing and drinking all night. 1352 01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:57,661 And my Nanny used to sit up with me... 1353 01:25:58,286 --> 01:25:59,880 ...sing songs to me. 1354 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,528 And a plate of fry in the morning. 1355 01:26:07,656 --> 01:26:09,005 Now where am I? 1356 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,731 My little room was pink. 1357 01:26:26,109 --> 01:26:30,216 It had pink carpet, pink curtains. 1358 01:26:31,382 --> 01:26:34,075 And I had musical boxes all over the room. 1359 01:26:35,077 --> 01:26:36,833 They used to play me to sleep. 1360 01:26:38,348 --> 01:26:40,778 And my father was a very big doctor. 1361 01:26:42,110 --> 01:26:44,153 That's why I never had any complaints. 1362 01:26:45,637 --> 01:26:47,067 I was cared for. 1363 01:26:47,966 --> 01:26:51,021 And I had little sisters and brothers in other rooms. 1364 01:26:52,282 --> 01:26:53,770 All different colours. 1365 01:26:54,490 --> 01:26:55,669 Tullamore... 1366 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:58,723 Where are you? 1367 01:27:04,696 --> 01:27:06,380 Give us a drop more. 1368 01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:10,786 Glorio... 1369 01:27:11,981 --> 01:27:15,195 Glorio, to the bold Fenian men! 1370 01:27:16,114 --> 01:27:17,919 Oh, what a lovely voice. 1371 01:27:20,984 --> 01:27:22,302 Give us a song, McCann. 1372 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,059 A love song! 1373 01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:28,755 The night... 1374 01:27:31,067 --> 01:27:33,098 that poor Paddy was stretched... 1375 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:36,380 the boys they all paid him a visit. 1376 01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:37,723 A love song! 1377 01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:55,177 Oh, the Garden of Eden has vanished, they say... 1378 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,833 But I know the lie of it still. 1379 01:28:01,212 --> 01:28:05,762 Just turn to the left at the foot of Ben Clay 1380 01:28:06,284 --> 01:28:09,880 And stop when halfway to Coote Hill. 1381 01:28:11,054 --> 01:28:16,645 It's there you will find it, I know sure enough, 1382 01:28:19,415 --> 01:28:23,020 And it's whispering over to me... 1383 01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:34,059 Come back, Paddy Reilly, to Bally-James-Duff... 1384 01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:45,293 Come home, Paddy Reilly, to me! 1385 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,184 You're the dead image of the first man I ever loved. 1386 01:29:03,898 --> 01:29:05,200 It goes without saying. 1387 01:29:10,605 --> 01:29:13,434 - I want to play a game! - A game? 1388 01:29:13,626 --> 01:29:15,326 - What game? - Any game. 1389 01:29:15,747 --> 01:29:18,012 - Yes, let's play a game. - What game? 1390 01:29:18,059 --> 01:29:20,559 - Hide and seek. - Blind man's buff. - Yes! 1391 01:29:20,721 --> 01:29:22,520 - You want to play blind man's buff? - Yes! 1392 01:29:22,612 --> 01:29:26,559 All right. Blind man's buff! Come on, everybody up! McCann. Stanley. 1393 01:29:27,215 --> 01:29:28,872 - Stanley! - Stanley. Up. 1394 01:29:29,067 --> 01:29:32,809 - What's the matter with him? - We're going to play a game. Oh, come on! 1395 01:29:32,888 --> 01:29:34,278 Right! Now... who's going to be blind first? 1396 01:29:34,390 --> 01:29:35,890 - Mrs Boles. - Not me. 1397 01:29:35,982 --> 01:29:39,182 - Of course you. - Who, me? - Who else? - Here you are. 1398 01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,387 How do you play this game? 1399 01:29:41,546 --> 01:29:43,346 Haven't you ever played blind man's buff? 1400 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:45,466 Keep still, Mrs Boles. 1401 01:29:46,037 --> 01:29:49,208 You mustn't be touched. But you can't move after she's blind. 1402 01:29:49,553 --> 01:29:51,262 You must stay where you are after she's blind. 1403 01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,427 And if she touches you then you become blind. 1404 01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:55,192 Turn round. 1405 01:29:58,096 --> 01:30:01,372 - How many fingers am I holding up? - I can't see. - Right. 1406 01:30:02,216 --> 01:30:05,864 Right! Now, everyone move about. McCann. Stanley. 1407 01:30:10,907 --> 01:30:12,027 Now stop. 1408 01:30:13,105 --> 01:30:14,207 Now still. 1409 01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:15,652 Off you go! 1410 01:30:50,192 --> 01:30:51,558 Caught you! 1411 01:30:52,217 --> 01:30:53,917 Oh, what lovely hair! 1412 01:30:56,090 --> 01:30:57,050 Oh, it's you... 1413 01:30:57,359 --> 01:30:58,496 Put it on, McCann! 1414 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,427 There... Turn round. 1415 01:31:10,060 --> 01:31:12,457 - How many fingers am I holding up? - I don't know. 1416 01:31:12,605 --> 01:31:14,590 Right! Now, everyone move about. 1417 01:31:18,409 --> 01:31:19,293 Now, stop! 1418 01:31:19,850 --> 01:31:20,925 Still! 1419 01:31:25,043 --> 01:31:27,285 - Oh, this is lovely! - Quiet! 1420 01:31:28,592 --> 01:31:30,004 All right, everyone move again. 1421 01:32:22,362 --> 01:32:23,715 It's Stanley! 1422 01:32:26,344 --> 01:32:27,856 It's your turn, Stan. 1423 01:32:29,637 --> 01:32:31,208 I'll take your glasses. 1424 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:33,488 Give me the scarf. 1425 01:32:33,542 --> 01:32:35,090 Tie his scarf, Mrs Boles. 1426 01:32:35,561 --> 01:32:36,895 That's what I'm doing. 1427 01:32:40,615 --> 01:32:43,235 - Can you see my nose? - He can't. Ready? 1428 01:32:43,642 --> 01:32:45,906 Right! Everyone move. 1429 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:49,992 Now stop! Still! 1430 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,367 Enjoying the game? 1431 01:34:30,633 --> 01:34:32,299 - The lights! - What's happened? 1432 01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:33,900 - The lights! - Where is he? 1433 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,742 - Someone's touching me! - Where's your torch? 1434 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:37,780 Not on me! 1435 01:34:38,707 --> 01:34:39,984 - My torch! - Oh God! 1436 01:34:40,009 --> 01:34:42,209 - Pick up your torch! - I can't find it. 1437 01:34:42,407 --> 01:34:43,695 Everyone quiet! 1438 01:34:45,844 --> 01:34:47,774 Help him find the torch. 1439 01:35:23,137 --> 01:35:24,664 Over here, McCann! 1440 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:25,735 Here. 1441 01:35:26,789 --> 01:35:27,969 Come to me. 1442 01:35:29,297 --> 01:35:31,078 Come to me. 1443 01:35:31,531 --> 01:35:32,474 Easy. 1444 01:35:33,725 --> 01:35:34,836 Over there. 1445 01:35:36,414 --> 01:35:38,344 - Who's that? - What is it? 1446 01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:40,469 - It's Lulu! - Where is she? 1447 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,367 Is that you, Stan? 1448 01:37:27,906 --> 01:37:29,641 - Stanny? - Yeah? 1449 01:37:32,141 --> 01:37:34,227 - Is that you? - It's me. 1450 01:37:36,070 --> 01:37:39,516 Oh, it's you. I've run out of cornflakes. 1451 01:37:40,531 --> 01:37:42,727 - Well, what else have you got? - Nothing. 1452 01:37:43,695 --> 01:37:44,820 Nothing? 1453 01:37:45,876 --> 01:37:47,188 Just a minute. 1454 01:37:54,930 --> 01:37:57,266 - You got your paper? - Yeah. 1455 01:37:59,008 --> 01:38:00,104 Is it good? 1456 01:38:01,332 --> 01:38:02,367 Not bad. 1457 01:38:04,641 --> 01:38:07,414 The two gentlemen had the last of the fry this morning. 1458 01:38:08,258 --> 01:38:09,563 Oh, did they? 1459 01:38:10,328 --> 01:38:12,133 There's some tea in the pot though. 1460 01:38:19,149 --> 01:38:21,110 I'm going out shopping in a minute. 1461 01:38:21,805 --> 01:38:23,445 Get you something nice. 1462 01:38:30,274 --> 01:38:32,227 I've got a splitting headache. 1463 01:38:33,860 --> 01:38:35,422 You slept like a log last night. 1464 01:38:36,477 --> 01:38:37,203 Did I? 1465 01:38:37,875 --> 01:38:38,774 Dead out. 1466 01:38:40,563 --> 01:38:42,063 I must have been tired. 1467 01:38:47,164 --> 01:38:48,195 Oh, look. 1468 01:38:52,711 --> 01:38:54,125 The drum's broken. 1469 01:38:54,961 --> 01:38:56,164 Why is it broken? 1470 01:38:56,813 --> 01:38:57,977 I don't know. 1471 01:39:06,031 --> 01:39:07,610 It still makes a noise. 1472 01:39:10,211 --> 01:39:11,664 You can always get another one. 1473 01:39:14,075 --> 01:39:15,969 It was probably broken in the party. 1474 01:39:17,719 --> 01:39:19,883 I don't remember it being broken though... 1475 01:39:20,516 --> 01:39:21,610 in the party. 1476 01:39:26,219 --> 01:39:27,141 What a shame. 1477 01:39:27,912 --> 01:39:29,672 You can always get another one, Meg. 1478 01:39:32,711 --> 01:39:35,352 Well, at least he did have it on his birthday, didn't he? 1479 01:39:35,999 --> 01:39:37,430 Like I wanted him to. 1480 01:39:37,867 --> 01:39:38,719 Yes. 1481 01:39:41,034 --> 01:39:42,758 Have you seen him down yet? 1482 01:39:45,828 --> 01:39:46,703 Petey? 1483 01:39:47,453 --> 01:39:48,680 Have you seen him down? 1484 01:39:49,242 --> 01:39:50,860 - Who? - Stanley. 1485 01:39:51,031 --> 01:39:53,000 - No. - Nor have I. 1486 01:39:53,602 --> 01:39:56,149 That boy should be up. He's late for his breakfast. 1487 01:39:56,524 --> 01:39:58,063 There isn't any breakfast. 1488 01:39:58,531 --> 01:39:59,992 But he doesn't know that. 1489 01:40:00,485 --> 01:40:01,594 I'm going to call him. 1490 01:40:01,664 --> 01:40:03,750 No, don't do that, Meg. Let him sleep. 1491 01:40:04,149 --> 01:40:06,375 But you say he stays in bed too much. 1492 01:40:06,610 --> 01:40:08,867 Let him sleep... this morning. Leave him. 1493 01:40:11,164 --> 01:40:13,375 I've been up once, with his cup of tea. 1494 01:40:14,477 --> 01:40:16,149 Mr McCann opened the door. 1495 01:40:17,024 --> 01:40:18,508 He said they were talking. 1496 01:40:19,634 --> 01:40:21,297 He said he'd made him one. 1497 01:40:23,024 --> 01:40:24,758 He must have been up early. 1498 01:40:26,078 --> 01:40:28,039 I don't know what they were talking about. 1499 01:40:29,703 --> 01:40:34,008 I was surprised, because Stanley's usually fast asleep when I wake him. 1500 01:40:35,399 --> 01:40:36,742 But he wasn't this morning. 1501 01:40:37,930 --> 01:40:39,367 I heard him talking. 1502 01:40:42,688 --> 01:40:44,414 Do you think they know each other? 1503 01:40:47,086 --> 01:40:48,900 I think they're old friends. 1504 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,227 Stanley had a lot of friends. I know he did. 1505 01:40:56,985 --> 01:40:58,444 A reception committee! 1506 01:40:58,969 --> 01:41:00,790 I thought it was Stanley. 1507 01:41:01,102 --> 01:41:02,156 You find a resemblance? 1508 01:41:02,547 --> 01:41:04,149 Oh no. You look quite different. 1509 01:41:05,055 --> 01:41:06,711 A different build, of course. 1510 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,625 I thought he was coming down for his breakfast. 1511 01:41:10,773 --> 01:41:13,195 He hasn't had his breakfast yet. Is he coming down? 1512 01:41:13,242 --> 01:41:14,875 Down? Of course he's coming down. 1513 01:41:15,485 --> 01:41:17,575 On a lovely sunny day like this he shouldn't come down? 1514 01:41:18,149 --> 01:41:20,016 He'll be up and about in next to no time. 1515 01:41:20,406 --> 01:41:22,320 And what a breakfast he's going to get. 1516 01:41:23,899 --> 01:41:25,156 - Mr Goldberg? - Yes? 1517 01:41:26,094 --> 01:41:28,164 Is that your car outside? 1518 01:41:29,781 --> 01:41:30,578 Sure. 1519 01:41:31,336 --> 01:41:32,485 You like it? 1520 01:41:32,899 --> 01:41:34,602 Are you going to go for a ride? 1521 01:41:36,360 --> 01:41:37,602 A smart car, eh? 1522 01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,867 Nice shine on it all right. 1523 01:41:40,336 --> 01:41:41,992 What is old is good... 1524 01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:43,406 Take my tip. 1525 01:41:44,078 --> 01:41:45,485 There's room in there. 1526 01:41:45,656 --> 01:41:47,758 Room in the front, and room in the back. 1527 01:41:49,969 --> 01:41:52,141 - The pot's hot. More tea, Mr Boles? - No thanks. 1528 01:41:53,258 --> 01:41:54,563 That car... 1529 01:41:55,375 --> 01:41:57,297 That car's never let me down. 1530 01:42:03,656 --> 01:42:05,400 Are you going to go for a ride? 1531 01:42:08,633 --> 01:42:10,016 Well, I'll be off. 1532 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,742 Petey, when Stanley comes down... 1533 01:42:14,054 --> 01:42:14,710 Yes? 1534 01:42:14,735 --> 01:42:17,008 - Tell him I won't be long. - I'll tell him. 1535 01:42:18,917 --> 01:42:20,258 I won't be long. 1536 01:42:26,125 --> 01:42:27,301 A good woman. 1537 01:42:27,969 --> 01:42:30,289 A charming woman. My mother was the same. 1538 01:42:30,425 --> 01:42:31,492 My wife...? 1539 01:42:31,852 --> 01:42:32,953 Identical. 1540 01:42:33,235 --> 01:42:34,531 How is he this morning? 1541 01:42:36,195 --> 01:42:36,985 Who? 1542 01:42:37,375 --> 01:42:39,438 Stanley. Is he any better? 1543 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:43,516 A little better, I think... a little better. 1544 01:42:46,367 --> 01:42:47,719 It's a terrible thing. 1545 01:42:49,375 --> 01:42:50,300 Yes. 1546 01:42:57,938 --> 01:42:59,800 The birthday celebration was too much for him. 1547 01:43:01,188 --> 01:43:02,406 What came over him? 1548 01:43:03,086 --> 01:43:04,258 What came over him? 1549 01:43:05,133 --> 01:43:07,227 Breakdown, Mr Boles. Pure and simple. 1550 01:43:07,977 --> 01:43:09,188 Nervous breakdown. 1551 01:43:09,547 --> 01:43:11,438 But what brought it on so suddenly? 1552 01:43:13,594 --> 01:43:17,570 Well, Mr Boles, it can happen in all sorts of ways. 1553 01:43:22,438 --> 01:43:24,625 They get over it sometimes, don't they? 1554 01:43:25,086 --> 01:43:27,453 I mean, they can recover from it, can't they? 1555 01:43:28,250 --> 01:43:29,164 Recover? 1556 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:30,758 Yes... 1557 01:43:31,977 --> 01:43:34,376 Yes, sometimes they recover, in one way or another. 1558 01:43:35,367 --> 01:43:36,383 Well... 1559 01:43:37,266 --> 01:43:40,617 If he's no better by lunchtime I'll go and get hold of a doctor. 1560 01:43:40,797 --> 01:43:42,349 Don't worry yourself, Mr Boles. 1561 01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:44,016 It's all taken care of. 1562 01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:45,781 What do you mean? 1563 01:44:02,226 --> 01:44:03,406 All packed up? 1564 01:44:28,422 --> 01:44:29,172 Well? 1565 01:44:35,477 --> 01:44:37,336 I'm not going up there again. 1566 01:44:42,930 --> 01:44:44,109 When will he be ready? 1567 01:44:44,906 --> 01:44:46,719 You can go up yourself next time. 1568 01:44:47,578 --> 01:44:48,774 What's the matter with you? 1569 01:44:50,623 --> 01:44:52,219 - I gave him... - What? 1570 01:44:53,781 --> 01:44:55,141 I gave him his glasses. 1571 01:44:56,117 --> 01:44:57,928 Wasn't he glad to get them back? 1572 01:44:58,703 --> 01:45:00,008 The frames are bust. 1573 01:45:01,664 --> 01:45:03,031 How did that happen? 1574 01:45:05,485 --> 01:45:07,789 He tried to fit the eyeholes into his eyes. 1575 01:45:09,985 --> 01:45:11,188 I left him doing it. 1576 01:45:12,461 --> 01:45:15,610 There's some Sellotape somewhere. We can stick them together. 1577 01:45:16,227 --> 01:45:18,930 Sellotape? No, no, that's alright, Mr Boles. 1578 01:45:20,195 --> 01:45:21,664 It'll keep him quiet for the time being. 1579 01:45:22,383 --> 01:45:23,930 Keep his mind off other things. 1580 01:45:24,188 --> 01:45:26,508 - What about a doctor? - It's all taken care of. 1581 01:45:27,578 --> 01:45:28,781 I think he needs one. 1582 01:45:29,524 --> 01:45:30,664 I agree with you. 1583 01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:32,640 It's all taken care of. 1584 01:45:33,539 --> 01:45:35,922 We'll give him a bit of time to settle down... 1585 01:45:36,461 --> 01:45:37,805 and I'll take him to Monty. 1586 01:45:39,223 --> 01:45:40,914 You're going to take him to a doctor? 1587 01:45:41,555 --> 01:45:42,461 Sure... 1588 01:45:43,289 --> 01:45:44,281 Monty. 1589 01:45:50,024 --> 01:45:51,118 So... 1590 01:45:52,328 --> 01:45:55,344 Mrs Boles has gone out to get us something nice for lunch? 1591 01:45:56,883 --> 01:45:57,664 That's right. 1592 01:45:58,078 --> 01:46:00,032 Unfortunately we may be gone by then. 1593 01:46:01,494 --> 01:46:02,269 Will you? 1594 01:46:02,797 --> 01:46:04,391 By then we may be gone. 1595 01:46:06,781 --> 01:46:09,200 Well, I'll see how my peas are getting on, in the meantime. 1596 01:46:10,088 --> 01:46:11,195 In the meantime? 1597 01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:12,907 Oh, while we're waiting. 1598 01:46:16,328 --> 01:46:17,485 Waiting for what? 1599 01:46:19,453 --> 01:46:21,820 - Aren't you going back to the beach? - Not yet. 1600 01:46:23,031 --> 01:46:25,383 Give me a call when he comes down, will you, Mr Goldberg? 1601 01:46:25,672 --> 01:46:27,600 You'll have a crowded beach today... On a day like this, 1602 01:46:27,700 --> 01:46:30,610 they'll all be lying on their backs, swimming out to sea. 1603 01:46:30,985 --> 01:46:33,383 What about the deck-chairs? Are the deck-chairs ready? 1604 01:46:33,758 --> 01:46:36,070 - I put them all out this morning. - But what about the tickets? 1605 01:46:36,274 --> 01:46:37,406 Who's going to take the tickets? 1606 01:46:37,640 --> 01:46:38,555 That's alright. 1607 01:46:39,016 --> 01:46:40,656 That'll be alright, Mr Goldberg. 1608 01:46:41,469 --> 01:46:42,852 Don't you worry about that. 1609 01:46:44,886 --> 01:46:45,906 I'll be back. 1610 01:47:26,805 --> 01:47:28,492 Is everything ready? 1611 01:47:29,945 --> 01:47:31,031 Sure. 1612 01:47:36,031 --> 01:47:37,188 Stop doing that! 1613 01:47:40,196 --> 01:47:40,969 What? 1614 01:47:45,774 --> 01:47:47,086 Why do you do that all the time? 1615 01:47:48,610 --> 01:47:49,578 It's childish. 1616 01:47:49,992 --> 01:47:50,930 It's pointless. 1617 01:47:51,922 --> 01:47:53,375 It's without a solitary point. 1618 01:47:56,672 --> 01:47:58,414 What's the matter with you today? 1619 01:48:00,594 --> 01:48:03,430 Questions, questions. Stop asking so many questions. 1620 01:48:06,985 --> 01:48:08,047 What do you think I am? 1621 01:48:15,985 --> 01:48:17,313 Let's finish and go. 1622 01:48:19,617 --> 01:48:21,224 Let's get the thing over and go. 1623 01:48:22,406 --> 01:48:23,680 Get the thing done. 1624 01:48:25,563 --> 01:48:27,219 Let's finish the bloody thing. 1625 01:48:30,195 --> 01:48:32,024 Let's get the thing done and go! 1626 01:48:35,461 --> 01:48:36,547 Will I go up? 1627 01:48:40,672 --> 01:48:41,570 Nat! 1628 01:48:45,742 --> 01:48:47,000 Simey! 1629 01:48:58,516 --> 01:48:59,860 What did you call me? 1630 01:49:00,235 --> 01:49:01,070 Who? 1631 01:49:03,735 --> 01:49:05,300 Don't call me that! 1632 01:49:08,000 --> 01:49:10,438 Never call me that! 1633 01:49:12,961 --> 01:49:18,133 Nat! I called you Nat. I was asking you, Nat. Honest to God. 1634 01:49:18,500 --> 01:49:22,000 Just a question, that's all, just a question, do you see, do you follow me? 1635 01:49:22,344 --> 01:49:25,180 - What question? - Will I go up? 1636 01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:26,270 Up? 1637 01:49:27,055 --> 01:49:29,313 I thought you weren't going to go up there again? 1638 01:49:29,430 --> 01:49:31,900 - What do you mean? Why not? - You said so! 1639 01:49:32,180 --> 01:49:33,813 I never said that! 1640 01:49:37,133 --> 01:49:40,100 - No? - Who said that? I never said that! 1641 01:49:40,531 --> 01:49:41,700 I'll go up now! 1642 01:49:43,852 --> 01:49:44,680 Wait! 1643 01:49:53,125 --> 01:49:54,000 Come here. 1644 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,700 I want your opinion. 1645 01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:12,719 Have a look in my mouth. 1646 01:50:19,758 --> 01:50:21,000 Take a good look. 1647 01:50:28,116 --> 01:50:29,399 You know what I mean? 1648 01:50:31,070 --> 01:50:31,978 You know what? 1649 01:50:32,469 --> 01:50:33,624 I've never lost a tooth. 1650 01:50:34,055 --> 01:50:35,735 Not since the day I was born. 1651 01:50:36,289 --> 01:50:37,438 Nothing's changed. 1652 01:50:38,281 --> 01:50:40,200 And that's why I've reached my position, McCann. 1653 01:50:40,610 --> 01:50:42,500 Because I've always been as fit as a fiddle. 1654 01:50:42,735 --> 01:50:43,699 All my life I've said the same. 1655 01:50:43,700 --> 01:50:45,800 Play up, play up, and play the game. Honour thy father and thy mother. 1656 01:50:45,900 --> 01:50:49,461 All along the line. The line, follow the line, McCann, and you can't go wrong. 1657 01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,500 What do you think, I'm a self-made man? No! 1658 01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:54,414 I sat where I was told to sit. I kept my eye on the ball. 1659 01:50:54,500 --> 01:50:57,922 School? Don't talk to me about school. Top in all subjects. And for why? 1660 01:50:58,016 --> 01:51:01,700 Because I'm telling you, I'm telling you, follow my line? Follow my mental? 1661 01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:03,086 Learn by heart. 1662 01:51:03,899 --> 01:51:05,562 Never write down a thing. 1663 01:51:06,250 --> 01:51:08,250 And don't go too near the water. 1664 01:51:09,820 --> 01:51:11,547 You'll find what I say is true. 1665 01:51:13,461 --> 01:51:15,800 Because I believe that the world... 1666 01:51:22,274 --> 01:51:25,200 Because I believe that the world... 1667 01:51:29,375 --> 01:51:30,900 Because I believe that the world... 1668 01:51:45,555 --> 01:51:46,867 Sit down, McCann. 1669 01:51:50,586 --> 01:51:53,430 My father said to me, Benny... 1670 01:51:54,711 --> 01:51:56,852 Benny, he said, come here. 1671 01:51:59,766 --> 01:52:02,360 He was dying. I knelt down. 1672 01:52:03,086 --> 01:52:05,914 By him day and night. Who else was there? 1673 01:52:07,820 --> 01:52:11,086 Forgive, Benny, he said, and let live. 1674 01:52:12,639 --> 01:52:13,664 Yes, Dad. 1675 01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:16,625 Go home... 1676 01:52:18,539 --> 01:52:19,828 to your wife. 1677 01:52:21,695 --> 01:52:22,914 I will, Dad. 1678 01:52:26,274 --> 01:52:29,086 Keep an eye open for low-lifes, for schnorrers, for layabouts. 1679 01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:30,524 He didn't mention names. 1680 01:52:30,818 --> 01:52:33,289 I lost my life in the service of others, he said. 1681 01:52:34,383 --> 01:52:35,442 I'm not ashamed. 1682 01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:39,500 Do your duty, keep your observations. Always bid good morning to the neighbours. 1683 01:52:39,700 --> 01:52:42,459 Never, never forget your family. 1684 01:52:43,313 --> 01:52:44,531 For they are the rock... 1685 01:52:45,141 --> 01:52:47,555 the constitution and the core! 1686 01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:51,485 If you're ever in any difficulties... 1687 01:52:52,638 --> 01:52:55,672 Uncle Barney will see you in the clear. 1688 01:52:59,336 --> 01:53:00,656 I swore on the good book. 1689 01:53:01,586 --> 01:53:03,805 And I knew the word I had to remember... 1690 01:53:04,836 --> 01:53:05,899 Respect! 1691 01:53:08,935 --> 01:53:10,250 Because McCann... 1692 01:53:12,800 --> 01:53:13,977 Seamus... 1693 01:53:15,711 --> 01:53:17,610 ...who came before your father? 1694 01:53:18,930 --> 01:53:20,047 His father. 1695 01:53:20,767 --> 01:53:22,391 And who came before him? 1696 01:53:25,231 --> 01:53:26,297 Before him? 1697 01:53:27,930 --> 01:53:30,180 Who came before your father's father... 1698 01:53:31,266 --> 01:53:33,992 ...but your father's father's mother! 1699 01:53:35,300 --> 01:53:37,570 Your great-gran-granny. 1700 01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:42,570 And that's why I've reached my position, McCann. 1701 01:53:43,281 --> 01:53:45,266 Because I've always been as fit as a fiddle. 1702 01:53:45,631 --> 01:53:46,539 My motto... 1703 01:53:46,700 --> 01:53:50,414 Work hard, play hard. Not a day's illness. 1704 01:53:55,500 --> 01:53:56,610 All the same... 1705 01:53:57,969 --> 01:53:59,266 Give me a blow. 1706 01:54:05,617 --> 01:54:07,016 Blow in my mouth. 1707 01:54:19,300 --> 01:54:20,531 One for the road. 1708 01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:36,883 Right! 1709 01:55:23,047 --> 01:55:24,492 How are you, Stan? 1710 01:55:26,900 --> 01:55:28,375 Feeling any better? 1711 01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:33,977 What's happened to your glasses? 1712 01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:41,300 They're broken. 1713 01:55:46,195 --> 01:55:47,516 What a pity. 1714 01:56:05,438 --> 01:56:08,100 - He looks better, doesn't he? - Much better. 1715 01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:10,391 - A new man. - You know what we'll do? 1716 01:56:10,633 --> 01:56:12,594 - What? - We'll buy him another pair. 1717 01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:16,164 - Out of our own pockets. - It goes without saying. 1718 01:56:16,921 --> 01:56:20,521 Between you and me, Stan, it's about time you had a new pair of glasses. 1719 01:56:20,753 --> 01:56:21,528 It's true. 1720 01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:23,877 You've been cockeyed for years. 1721 01:56:24,000 --> 01:56:25,610 You need a long convalescence. 1722 01:56:26,063 --> 01:56:27,324 A change of air. 1723 01:56:27,524 --> 01:56:31,266 - Somewhere over the rainbow. - Where angels fear to tread. - Exactly. 1724 01:56:33,070 --> 01:56:34,171 From now on... 1725 01:56:35,367 --> 01:56:37,102 ...we'll be the hub of your wheel. 1726 01:56:37,267 --> 01:56:38,860 We'll renew your season ticket. 1727 01:56:39,219 --> 01:56:40,860 We'll take tuppence off your morning tea. 1728 01:56:41,149 --> 01:56:43,641 We'll give you a discount on all inflammable goods. 1729 01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:45,977 - We'll watch over you. - Advise you. 1730 01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:48,789 Give you proper care and treatment. 1731 01:56:49,789 --> 01:56:51,727 Help you acknowledge the fast days. 1732 01:56:51,881 --> 01:56:54,641 - Bake you cakes. - Help you kneel on kneeling days. 1733 01:56:55,459 --> 01:56:58,102 - We'll make a man of you. - And a woman. 1734 01:56:58,700 --> 01:57:01,016 - You'll be a mensch. - You'll be a success. 1735 01:57:01,274 --> 01:57:03,406 - You'll be integrated. - You'll give orders. 1736 01:57:03,613 --> 01:57:06,016 - You'll make decisions. - You'll be a magnate. 1737 01:57:06,578 --> 01:57:08,688 - A statesman. - You'll own yachts. 1738 01:57:08,910 --> 01:57:10,610 - Animals. - Animals. 1739 01:57:10,981 --> 01:57:11,969 I said animals. 1740 01:57:15,649 --> 01:57:19,360 You'll be able to make or break, Stan. By my life. 1741 01:57:23,100 --> 01:57:23,867 Well? 1742 01:57:30,899 --> 01:57:31,977 What do you say? 1743 01:57:45,500 --> 01:57:47,211 What's your opinion, sir? 1744 01:57:49,797 --> 01:57:51,899 Of this prospect, sir? 1745 01:57:53,387 --> 01:57:55,555 Prospect? Sure. 1746 01:57:57,284 --> 01:57:58,703 Sure it's a prospect. 1747 01:58:02,914 --> 01:58:04,891 What's your opinion of such a prospect? 1748 01:58:05,659 --> 01:58:06,883 Eh, Stanley? 1749 01:58:15,973 --> 01:58:17,453 Well, Stanny boy... 1750 01:58:18,389 --> 01:58:19,875 What do you say? 1751 01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:26,649 What's your opinion, sir? 1752 01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:34,664 What do you say, Stan? 1753 01:58:36,300 --> 01:58:37,805 What do you think of the prospect? 1754 01:58:46,118 --> 01:58:48,438 What's your opinion of the prospect? 1755 01:59:08,860 --> 01:59:11,727 Still the same old Stan. Come with us. 1756 01:59:16,875 --> 01:59:19,680 - Come on, boy. - Come along with us. 1757 01:59:24,673 --> 01:59:26,258 Where are you taking him? 1758 01:59:27,621 --> 01:59:29,021 We're taking him to Monty. 1759 01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:31,766 - He can stay here. - He needs special treatment. 1760 01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:34,680 - We'll find someone. - No. Monty's the best there is. 1761 01:59:35,500 --> 01:59:38,031 - Bring him, McCann. - Leave him alone! 1762 01:59:44,596 --> 01:59:46,796 Why don't you come with us, Mr Boles? 1763 01:59:47,790 --> 01:59:50,758 Yes, why don't you come with us? 1764 01:59:52,843 --> 01:59:54,258 Come with us to Monty. 1765 01:59:55,180 --> 01:59:56,828 Plenty of room in the car. 1766 02:00:14,673 --> 02:00:15,723 Stan... 1767 02:00:16,656 --> 02:00:18,899 Don't let them tell you what to do! 1768 02:01:21,800 --> 02:01:23,024 The car's gone. 1769 02:01:23,580 --> 02:01:24,531 Yes. 1770 02:01:25,500 --> 02:01:26,703 Have they gone? 1771 02:01:27,301 --> 02:01:28,188 Yes. 1772 02:01:29,500 --> 02:01:31,094 Won't they be in for lunch? 1773 02:01:32,140 --> 02:01:33,089 No. 1774 02:01:33,911 --> 02:01:35,258 Oh, what a shame. 1775 02:01:38,243 --> 02:01:39,445 It's hot out. 1776 02:01:42,450 --> 02:01:43,860 What you doing? 1777 02:01:45,187 --> 02:01:46,242 Reading. 1778 02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:48,344 Is it good? 1779 02:01:50,014 --> 02:01:51,227 Alright. 1780 02:01:58,750 --> 02:01:59,945 Where's Stan? 1781 02:02:04,865 --> 02:02:06,516 Is Stan down yet, Petey? 1782 02:02:07,561 --> 02:02:09,861 - No... he's... - Is he still in bed? 1783 02:02:10,366 --> 02:02:12,360 Yes, he's... still asleep. 1784 02:02:12,784 --> 02:02:13,758 Still? 1785 02:02:16,110 --> 02:02:19,485 - He'll be late for his breakfast. - Let him... sleep. 1786 02:02:28,776 --> 02:02:30,547 Wasn't it a lovely party last night? 1787 02:02:32,306 --> 02:02:33,594 I wasn't there. 1788 02:02:36,798 --> 02:02:37,875 Weren't you? 1789 02:02:39,104 --> 02:02:40,711 I came in afterwards. 1790 02:02:42,373 --> 02:02:43,172 Oh. 1791 02:02:47,025 --> 02:02:48,469 It was a lovely party. 1792 02:02:49,795 --> 02:02:51,789 I haven't laughed so much for years. 1793 02:02:53,759 --> 02:02:56,477 We had dancing and singing. 1794 02:02:57,415 --> 02:02:58,672 And games. 1795 02:03:00,235 --> 02:03:01,766 You should have been there. 1796 02:03:03,289 --> 02:03:04,424 It was good, eh? 1797 02:03:07,556 --> 02:03:09,297 I was the belle of the ball. 1798 02:03:11,066 --> 02:03:11,985 Were you? 1799 02:03:12,977 --> 02:03:15,578 Oh yes. They all said I was. 1800 02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:18,836 I bet you were, too. 1801 02:03:19,134 --> 02:03:20,453 Oh, it's true. 1802 02:03:22,321 --> 02:03:23,242 I was. 1803 02:03:35,456 --> 02:03:36,727 I know I was. 119229