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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,170 ♪ I got that thing ♪ 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,549 (Party atmosphere, loud cheers and chatter) 3 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,138 (Splash, loud cheering) 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪♪♪ 5 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,063 ♪ Yeah, I've got that thing ♪ 6 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:28,028 ♪♪♪ 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:33,116 ♪♪♪ 8 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,204 (Door creaks open) 9 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,122 ‐ Lucy! ‐ Ohmigod! You scared me. 10 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,041 ‐ You're scaring me in that sweater. 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,042 It's 90 degrees outside. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,294 ‐ I like this sweater. It reminds me of home. 13 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,837 ‐ The whole point of going to college 14 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,089 is to forget about home. 15 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,215 You need to get outta your comfort zone. 16 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,467 ‐ Oh, I am out of my comfort zone. I'm in Arizona. 17 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,052 ‐ Dressed like my grandmother. 18 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,055 Please, just put on your suit and come to the party. 19 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,723 There are so many cute guys down there. 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,225 ‐ You know I have a boyfriend. 21 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:02,145 ‐ Oh, right. The one you haven't heard from in six days? 22 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,772 What's his name? Jared? 23 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,150 ‐ Jordan! And that's not true. 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,987 He sent me three smileys and thumbs up. 25 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:13,031 ‐ Oh! Sorry! Well, when's the wedding? 26 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,785 ‐ He's just busy, you know, with winter finals 27 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,245 and, and the holidays coming up. 28 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,746 ‐ He actually said that to you? 29 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,040 I'm too busy to text you due to the holidays coming up? 30 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,960 ‐ Well, no... not that exactly, but it was implied 31 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,296 with the cat dressed as a turkey meme. 32 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,966 Anyway, he said he can't wait to talk over Thanksgiving. 33 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,969 ‐ Talk... because that's what all college boys wanna do. 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,349 Wait... I know what this is. ‐ What is it? 35 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,685 ‐ Emojis and a cow in a turkey suit? 36 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,312 ‐ Cat... ‐ Whatever. 37 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,647 Dude, you're getting basted. 38 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,691 ‐ Basted? ‐ Basted... buttered. 39 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,068 Bastard. He's prepping you for the turkey drop. 40 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,028 ‐ What is a turkey drop? 41 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,821 ‐ Come to the party and I'll tell you. 42 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,197 ‐ No. 43 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,907 ‐ Small town dudes are so shady. 44 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,826 ‐ Amanda, what is a turkey drop? 45 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,244 ‐ Look it up. 46 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,079 (Keys clack rapidly) 47 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,584 ‐ (reads) "When a long‐distance couple returns home 48 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,878 for Thanksgiving. Typically, one of them gets... 49 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,423 dumped." 50 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,469 (Rapid texting taps) 51 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,892 ♪♪♪ 52 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,810 (Phone dings) 53 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,730 (Worried sigh) Oh no... 54 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:32,986 ♪♪♪ 55 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,489 ♪ I was hung up on a dream ♪ 56 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,412 ♪ Where being comfortable was not for me ♪ 57 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,166 ♪ When you walked into the room ♪ 58 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,252 ♪ I knew that all my plans were binned ♪ 59 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:53,340 ♪ Started talking to me ♪ 60 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,134 ♪ So tell me what you're thinking ♪ 61 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:59,096 ♪ 'Cause I think I feel the same as you ♪ 62 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,142 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 63 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,812 ♪ You got my knees shaking ♪ 64 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:10,148 ♪ Steal my heart and break it in two ♪ 65 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:13,276 Announcer: Final boarding call for Flight 4810 66 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:16,988 to Boise, Idaho, boarding at gate 13. 67 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,158 Final boarding call for Flight 4810 68 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,745 to Boise, Idaho now boarding at gate 13. 69 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,206 ♪ ...couldn't find a home ♪ 70 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,875 ♪ But if you think I'm misery ♪ 71 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,211 ♪ Invading your company ♪ 72 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,047 (Honking) 73 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,716 ‐ Hi! 74 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,679 ‐ Oh! ‐ (Laughing) ‐ Ahhh! 75 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,932 ‐ Oh! Oh, look at you! You're a twig! Oh no! 76 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,059 Let's get you in the van before you freeze to death. 77 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,644 ‐ Can I get 'em? I'll get 'em. 78 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,771 ‐ Oh no, no, no, I got it. ‐ Do you need some help? 79 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,064 ‐ No, no. ‐ You're okay? Dad! 80 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,608 ‐ Sweetie, come here! Oh God, you're gorgeous! 81 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,318 ‐ (Laughing) How are you? ‐ Woo! (Door bangs shut) 82 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,987 Woo! (Sighs) 83 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,198 ‐ Mom... you're blonde. ‐ Don't you love it? 84 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,827 Jamal down at the beauty school said it brings out my... 85 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,245 girlish undertones. 86 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,123 ‐ Apparently your mother has undertones. 87 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:11,334 ‐ I micro‐bladed my brows too. What do you think? 88 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,004 ‐ You let a student take an Exacto knife to your face? 89 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,465 ‐ No! A graduate student. She got a B plus. 90 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,383 ‐ Your mother's been making a lot of changes lately. 91 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,885 ‐ Yeah, and why shouldn't I? 92 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,179 I'm an empty nester now, you know. 93 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,097 We've got homecoming tomorrow night, 94 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,932 and I can't promise that I won't cry 95 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,727 when you and Jordan crown the new king and queen. 96 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,104 Oh, the whole town will be there! 97 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,607 And... we can't forget about the Turkey Trot 98 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,900 on Thanksgiving morning. 99 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,610 ‐ Let me guess, the whole town's gonna be there. 100 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,153 ‐ Well, yes. Ugh! 101 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,071 Ah... there's something else I wanna tell you. 102 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:43,074 So your sister, Lydia... ‐ I only have one sister, Mom. 103 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,451 ‐ is bringing someone. 104 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,286 It's a new lawyer from her firm. 105 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,831 Her name is Anna. Sounds very promising. 106 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,958 And I think that about covers it. 107 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,127 ‐ (Sighs) Not quite. 108 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,921 Well, tell her. 109 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,173 ‐ Tell me what? ‐ Well, your brother, Leo‐‐ 110 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,968 ‐ I only have one brother, Mom. ‐ Your brother Leo has a friend 111 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,262 who didn't have a place to go for the holidays, 112 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,473 so we invited him to stay with us. 113 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,810 ‐ No... 114 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,145 no, don't say Dean. Don't say... 115 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,230 ‐ Dean. ‐ Mean Dean? 116 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,148 ‐ Oh... ‐ Mom, come on! 117 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,566 You know how much I hate him! 118 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,777 He's been giving me noogies since I was like 12. 119 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,904 And he calls me Lucy Goosey! 120 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,074 ‐ Oh honey, he's a college graduate now, okay? 121 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,742 He's been helping us out down at the restaurant 122 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,285 while he applies for graduate school. 123 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,995 Listen, he... 124 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,873 has matured so much. 125 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,583 ‐ (Laughter) ‐ Hey, Lucy Goosey! 126 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,836 ‐ Get off me! Let go! 127 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,879 God, stop it! Both: (Laughing) 128 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,964 ‐ Grow up! 129 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,340 (Laughing) Ron: All right, tomatoes... 130 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,883 Nancy: Want me to make you something? 131 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,094 ‐ This actually looks good. Maybe I'll do it. 132 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,722 Ron: Are either of you having some? 133 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,851 ‐ Flax? Chia? Mom! ‐ Yeah? 134 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,562 ‐ Where's the Doritos, the... the Twinkies, the Oreos? 135 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,313 ‐ Just like I said, changes. 136 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,275 ‐ Why don't I make you a nice chia chai smoothie? 137 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:02,153 ‐ No! No, I don't want a smoothie! 138 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,990 I just... I wanna go up to my room and take a nap. 139 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,576 ‐ I'm just gonna make her a smoothie. 140 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,286 ‐ It's gonna take more than a smoothie. 141 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,996 (Footsteps thump overhead) 142 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,873 ‐ (Shrieking) Moooooom! 143 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,457 ‐ Oh. Honey! ‐ Oh... 144 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,042 ‐ Coming, honey! 145 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,963 ‐ Mooooooooom?! 146 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,257 I've only been gone for three months. 147 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,009 What happened to my room? 148 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,052 ‐ 'Kay, your sister took your mother to a Pink concert 149 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,721 and she lost her mind. 150 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,848 ‐ No, I didn't lose my mind. I found my passion. 151 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,933 It's called aerialist training. 152 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,144 Honey, you've gotta try it. 153 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,854 My pelvic floor is like a vice grip. 154 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,106 ‐ Well, Mom, I don't care about your pelvic floor. 155 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,190 Where is all of my stuff?! 156 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,860 ‐ Oh, it's around here somewhere. 157 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,653 You had too much of it anyway. 158 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,280 You should throw some stuff out. 159 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,991 ‐ Yeah, I need to go shower... my eyeballs. 160 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,118 ‐ God, Mom, come on. 161 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:54,664 ‐ You know, you kids are the reason my insides collapsed, 162 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,167 and it nearly split me in half. 163 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:01,087 Okay, watch this one. Gotta get it just... 164 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:05,008 Get ready. And hold... it! 165 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,718 ‐ Hello, anyone here? 166 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,971 ‐ Hey, Lydia's here. Let's go! ‐ Lydia! Hey Lydia! 167 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,139 Ron: Lydia! ‐ Wait for me! 168 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,974 Wait... wait for me! 169 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,727 Lydia! ‐ Mom! You're blonde! 170 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,270 ‐ I know! Isn't it fabulous? 171 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,731 Now where is this brilliant young attorney 172 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,149 you've told us all about? 173 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,359 (Luggage rattles) 174 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,818 ‐ Hi. ‐ Oh! 175 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,738 ‐ Hi. (Nervous laugh) ‐ Everyone, this is Anna. 176 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,198 ‐ Hey, what's up? 177 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,074 ‐ Really, it's nice to meet you. 178 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,910 ‐ So nice meeting you! 179 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,996 ‐ Can you help with the bags? ‐ Yeah... sure. 180 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,123 So Lydia gets to have a girl in her room, but I don't? 181 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,917 ‐ Yeah, it's different. ‐ How's it different? 182 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,086 ‐ I don't know, it just is. ‐ Sorry, what girl? 183 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,004 ‐ Uh, you guys haven't met her yet. 184 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,881 ‐ Have you met her yet, Leo? ‐ Hmm. 185 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,966 Don't you have a couch to go to? 186 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,052 ‐ Pfft! 187 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,767 (Door bangs shut) ‐ Ohmigod, Jordan's here! 188 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,352 ‐ I know, I invited him. 189 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:01,064 ‐ Mom, no! I'm covered in airplane sludge! 190 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,650 ‐ Hi! Oh my gosh, come in, come in. 191 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,778 ‐ Of course. Good to see you, Nancy. Hug. 192 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,947 ‐ Oh, it's good to see you! ‐ These are for you. 193 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,407 ‐ What?! ‐ Pink roses, right? 194 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,326 ‐ Oh my gosh, you remembered. 195 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,204 Oh, isn't he just the sweetest, Lucy? 196 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,832 Lucy? 197 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,462 ‐ Agghhhhhh! ‐ Agh! 198 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,339 ‐ Aggghhhh! 199 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,424 ‐ God! 200 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,884 (Dean turns water off) 201 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,720 ‐ Don't you lock doors?! ‐ Don't you knock on them?! 202 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,304 ‐ Why would I knock on an unlocked door? 203 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,140 ‐ It's basic bathroom etiquette. 204 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,683 I'll be done in a minute. ‐ Fine, I'll wait. 205 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,268 ‐ Wait? What? No, no, no, get out! 206 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,061 (Knocking) ‐ Lucy? Luce? 207 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,148 ‐ (Gasps) 208 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,191 Mmm! 209 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,278 (Turns shower on) 210 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,280 ‐ Hi, Schmoops! ‐ Why are you so wound up‐‐ 211 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,073 ‐ Um, I'm in the shower. 212 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:57,078 ‐ Okay. Brought you a kale smoothie. 213 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,329 I'll just, I'll wait downstairs. 214 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:01,541 ‐ Uh, no! No‐no‐no‐no‐no! Um... ah... 215 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,044 It's gonna be a while. I'm um... 216 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,547 I'm really... dirty. ‐ I don't mind. 217 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,549 ‐ Can you just leave the freakin' smoothie? 218 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,135 Ah... er, just... thank you. 219 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,095 Thank you so much. That's so sweet. 220 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,639 Um, I'm just gonna see you later at the restaurant, okay? 221 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,808 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay. 222 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,811 ‐ Okay, I will see you later, I guess. 223 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,774 Do you want‐‐ Okay. 224 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,276 ‐ Mmm... kale smoothie. That, that's romantic. 225 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,488 ‐ Shut up. 226 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,281 ‐ I can't believe you're still dating that loser 227 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,824 Jordan Kroger. 228 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,410 ‐ Well, I am. He's not a loser. 229 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,162 Can you just hurry up? 230 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,330 There are people that actually live here 231 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,082 that need to use the bathroom. 232 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,047 Jordan's gonna turkey drop me. 233 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,673 Both: He's gonna what you? 234 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,634 ‐ Wait. You just showered with Dean. 235 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,220 ‐ No, I didn't shower with Dean. 236 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,847 I just got into the shower with him. 237 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,516 ‐ So, he was naked. ‐ Yeah. 238 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,101 ‐ And? ‐ And who cares? 239 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,938 You're supposed to be helping me with Jordan! 240 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,440 ‐ Okay, I'm new. Who is Dean and who is Jordan? 241 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,068 ‐ Well, Dean is nobody. ‐ Dean is not nobody. 242 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,070 He's been Leo's best friend since we were kids. 243 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,280 His family moved away a few years ago‐‐ 244 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,699 ‐ And he's like a stray dog we should've never fed. 245 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,868 ‐ O‐kay. And the other guy? 246 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,995 ‐ Jordan is Lucy's boyfriend. 247 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,497 They've been together since freshman year. 248 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,082 ‐ Pre‐freshman year, 249 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,085 if you count Katie Logan's eighth grade pool party. 250 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,670 Jordan was allergic to strawberries 251 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:32,048 and Katie had this strawberry cream cake. 252 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,009 So, I said I was allergic to strawberries 253 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,512 and then I sat with him on the other side of the pool 254 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,765 in solidarity. And that was it. 255 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,101 It was love. ‐ I remember that party. 256 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,061 You came home all googly‐eyed 257 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,063 and told mom you couldn't eat strawberries anymore. 258 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,940 ‐ I haven't had one in 5 years. 259 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:52,068 ‐ You faked a fruit allergy for 5 years? For some guy? 260 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,070 ‐ Jordan and I are meant to be together. 261 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,030 ‐ Luce, you don't pin your whole life 262 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,032 on the first person you meet at 12. 263 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,326 ‐ Okay, well, Mom and Dad did and look how happy they are. 264 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,120 ‐ Yeah, and if I hadn't moved away, 265 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,330 taken a job in Seattle and joined a hiking club, 266 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,208 I would never have met Anna. And I loathe hiking. 267 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,793 ‐ Look... 268 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,922 See? 269 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,885 Look at how happy we are together. 270 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,053 ‐ Hmm. ‐ We're Jordan and Lucy. 271 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,223 We're Juicy. ‐ (Laughs) 272 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,060 ‐ Arrrrgghhh, God! 273 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,604 I can't let him turkey drop me! 274 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,064 ‐ Okay, okay, calm down. 275 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,649 Shhh... 276 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,402 ‐ I need your help. Please, I'll do anything! 277 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,697 ‐ Well, in law, when you're trying to win over the jury, 278 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,282 you have to surprise them. 279 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,034 Give them a piece of evidence they weren't expecting. 280 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,286 ‐ Like what? ‐ Isn't there something 281 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,079 you can do that would surprise Jordan? 282 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,625 Show him a side of you he isn't expecting. 283 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,543 (Dance music plays) 284 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,629 ‐ Dance with me. ‐ No. 285 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,131 ‐ J‐just this one time. You never dance with me. 286 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,341 ‐ I'm not gonna dance with you. 287 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,718 ‐ Please, please let's dance. Come on. 288 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,888 ‐ Lydia, I love you! 289 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,097 Thank you! 290 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,017 (Video game sound effects play) Leo, are you down here?! 291 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,810 ‐ Ye‐ah! 292 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,314 ‐ Hey, Lucy Goosey... ‐ (Annoyed sigh) 293 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,191 Don't you have like an off button? 294 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,609 ‐ Beat me in the dance challenge, 295 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,152 I'll retire Lucy Goosey forever. 296 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,071 ‐ Well, that wouldn't be much of a challenge. 297 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,114 Lucy doesn't dance. 298 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,366 ‐ Actually... (chuckles nervously) 299 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,035 That's what I, uh, came down here to talk to you about, 300 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,829 I um... I need your help. 301 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,042 (Rock music plays) 302 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,045 (Low hum of chatter) 303 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,885 ‐ It was so expensive, so, I... couldn't. 304 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,845 Lucy, hey! Welcome home! 305 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,181 ‐ Katie, hi. ‐ Hi. 306 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,184 Gosh, you... look so tired. Are you okay? 307 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,061 ‐ Uh... what? Yeah. 308 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,771 Yeah, totally. I'm great, why? 309 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,065 ‐ Oh, uh, it's just that Jordan mentioned 310 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,067 that long distance relationships are so hard. 311 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,570 ‐ Oh... you and Jordan have been talking about our relationship? 312 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,657 ‐ No, gosh, no! No, I mean, we're really good friends, 313 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,118 but, uh, no, I'm glad to hear that it's nothing. Yay! 314 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,036 ‐ Yay. 315 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,416 ‐ Uh, I gotta go check on an order. 316 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,959 ‐ Yeah, of course. ‐ I'll be back. 317 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,794 ‐ Okay. Bye. 318 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,756 Little Miss Innocent still acts 319 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,092 like she didn't steal Jordan from me. 320 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,595 Jordan: What's up, bro? 321 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,056 Looking good and swelled. ‐ You too! How you been? 322 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,391 ‐ Schmoop! Hi! 323 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,020 ‐ Oh, give me a second. Give me one sec. Luce. 324 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,813 ‐ Eeeeee! 325 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,234 Ahh, I missed you so much. 326 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,820 ‐ Yeah, me too. Yeah. 327 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,072 Uh, sorry that I haven't been calling much. 328 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,991 Just... school. ‐ Oh, sweetie, 329 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,076 you look wonderful! 330 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,037 Doesn't she look wonderful, Jordie? 331 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,122 ‐ She looks great, Mom. She always looks great. 332 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,041 ‐ I am famished! 333 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,626 Can you bring us some of that famous cheesy bread? 334 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,212 ‐ Yes. Oh my gosh, of course! Coming right up! 335 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,590 ‐ Oh, Nancy! 336 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,009 ‐ Barb, hi! ‐ Hi. 337 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,845 ‐ Hey, um... I'm sorry I was so weird earlier. 338 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,014 I just... I really wanted to look nice for you. 339 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,474 ‐ Oh, that's sweet. 340 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,185 ‐ And, uh, thank you for the smoothie this morning. 341 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,395 It was really... delicious. 342 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,813 ‐ Sure. 343 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,027 Hey, Luce, hey. Actually, um... 344 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,738 I was thinking, maybe later tonight, that we could... 345 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,198 we could talk? 346 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,077 In private? 347 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,203 ‐ Talk. ‐ Yeah. 348 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,829 ‐ Yes. Of course. Uh, sure. 349 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,206 Um, you know what? I should probably get your mom 350 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,999 that cheesy bread though. 351 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,001 Yeah. D‐don't go anywhere. 352 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,795 I have a surprise for you later. 353 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,046 ‐ Surprise? 354 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,802 What kind of surprise? ‐ Jordan! Hey! 355 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,180 ‐ Seriously, what're you still doing with that guy? 356 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,057 ‐ Why do you care? 357 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,809 ‐ (Laughs) I don't. 358 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,478 I‐I just figured you would've upgraded by now. 359 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,063 ‐ Well, I haven't. 360 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,316 Uh, I mean, I don't need to upgrade. 361 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,110 Jordan is perfect for me. 362 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,571 ‐ Wow. He's so perfect you need to impress him? 363 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281 ‐ Don't you have some other family you can go annoy 364 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,534 this holiday season? 365 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,036 ‐ You wanna impress a man? You learn to cook. 366 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,538 That's how your mother got me. 367 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,957 ‐ Dad, cooking? 368 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,208 Isn't that like a little ol' fashioned? 369 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,669 ‐ 29 years. You tell me. 370 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,045 (Laughter) 371 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,296 ‐ Right. I uh... 372 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,091 Oh Lucy, you remember Jerry, the cheese man. 373 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,343 ‐ Best mozzarella in the... (In unison) County. 374 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,012 ‐ In the county! In the county! ‐ Hi, Jerry. 375 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,139 ‐ Luciana, tesoro mio! 376 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,432 I heard you were home. Welcome back! 377 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,184 ‐ Okay, you know what? That's enough chatter. 378 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,978 Let's um... more service. 379 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,729 Let's get this downstairs to table 5. 380 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,565 Thank you, Lucy. All right. 381 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,612 ‐ Get outta here. ‐ 'Scuse me! Hi, Katie! 382 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,072 Can I borrow my boyfriend? 383 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,032 Are you ready for your surprise? 384 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,909 ‐ Luce, I don't really need a surpri‐‐ 385 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,953 ‐ Shh! You're gonna love it. ‐ Okay. 386 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,080 (Chatter dies down) 387 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,041 Can I please have your attention? 388 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,586 ‐ (Cheering) Lucy's home! ‐ Feels so good to be home. 389 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,672 But if I'm being honest, I, uh, I was a little nervous 390 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,799 to leave my family and my friends 391 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,050 and go away to a school 392 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,178 where everybody wears bikinis to class. 393 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,055 (Chuckles) Even the boys. Patrons: (Chuckling) 394 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,640 ‐ But there was one thing 395 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,393 that kept me from feeling lonely 396 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,688 and got me through the hard days... 397 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,106 and that was Jordan. 398 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,233 And he always wanted to dance with me 399 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,819 and I was just too... way too embarrassed. 400 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,070 So, um, Schmoop, 401 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,825 this is me showing you how much you mean to me. 402 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,745 Okay, hit it, bro. 403 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,373 (Dance music plays) 404 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,460 ‐ Woo‐hoo! ‐ Ow! 405 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:52,345 ♪♪♪ 406 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,722 ♪ Let's get this party smokin' ♪ 407 00:16:54,722 --> 00:17:01,771 ♪♪♪ 408 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,774 ♪♪♪ 409 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,108 ♪ It's on tonight! ♪ 410 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:13,074 ♪♪♪ 411 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:20,790 ♪♪♪ 412 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:27,004 ♪♪♪ 413 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,882 (Cheering and clapping) 414 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,762 ‐ Wow... 415 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,097 ‐ Eeeeee! (Laughs) 416 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,056 ‐ Wow, Luce! I‐‐ 417 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,518 I had no‐no idea you could dance like that. 418 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,395 ‐ Muah! 419 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,106 ‐ Wow! ‐ I know, me neither. 420 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,275 ‐ Well, it was really sweet. Really. 421 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,860 But there, there is something I do need to talk to you about. 422 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,613 ‐ Still? I mean, I mean now? 423 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,991 ‐ It's‐it's really important, Lucy. 424 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,703 ‐ Yeah... yeah, sure. 425 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,205 Um, it‐it's just that we're um... 426 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,293 we're closing early tonight. 427 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,045 So, uh, we gotta do that 428 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,840 and then, and then we have a big family game night. Huge. 429 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,883 So, what about tomorrow? 430 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,760 ‐ No, it's homecoming tomorrow. 431 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,387 I really don't wanna put it off until‐‐ 432 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,472 ‐ What about, uh, Thanksgiving? ‐ Two days from now? 433 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,142 ‐ Great idea. ‐ No, Lucy, no no‐no. 434 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,103 Luce? Lucy. 435 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,062 Wait, wait, wait. 436 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,939 You know that I was in the Turkey Trot 437 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,190 and then it's Thanksgiving dinner, 438 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,026 my favourite meal of the year. ‐ I know. 439 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,902 I know, that's why... 440 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,655 ‐ Woo! What do you think, huh? (Cheering and clapping) 441 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,407 ‐ Um... uh, uh, um... 442 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,785 I'm‐I'm‐I'm cooking it. 443 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,163 ‐ Cooking what? ‐ Thanksgiving dinner. 444 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,375 ‐ Wait, hold on. Lucy! 445 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,836 Hey, but, but you don't cook. 446 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,504 ‐ I do. 447 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,922 And I will. I am. 448 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,633 ‐ No, see, my mom would kill‐‐ 449 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,593 She lives to cook Thanksgiving dinner. 450 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,762 ‐ I'm sorry, did someone say 451 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,847 I don't have to get up at the butt crack of dawn 452 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,476 and spend all day slaving over a thankless holiday meal? 453 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,936 Where do I sign? 454 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,023 ‐ Great! Yeah, then it's perfect. 455 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,401 I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner and you both are coming. 456 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,070 ‐ Great. 457 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,078 ‐ Swimming. ‐ Ah, swimming. 458 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,830 ‐ Yeah, swimming. Diving, water... 459 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,082 ‐ Fish! Fish! ‐ Oh, whoa. 460 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,584 ‐ A squiggly... a squiggle... You're a swimmer. 461 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,629 ‐ Mom, I can do it. Please? I already invited Jordan's mom. 462 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,880 ‐ Ears! ‐ Brrr... 463 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,674 ‐ You're swimming with gills... and a gown. 464 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,384 ‐ All right, this is weird. That's time. 465 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,260 ‐ It's a mermaid! Mermaid! 466 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,137 Mother cooks, end of story. 467 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,806 ‐ Dad, it was your idea. 468 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,141 You said that cooking was how mom landed you. 469 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,518 ‐ What?! You did? 470 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,561 Well, that's not what happened at all. 471 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,313 He used to cook for me. 472 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,107 ‐ Dad cooked? ‐ Of course, he did. 473 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,067 All the time. 474 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,945 And then we got married and had you kids, 475 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,279 and he stopped cooking at home 476 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,240 and started focusing on the pizzas. 477 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,075 ‐ 'Cause your mother was better at the real food, 478 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,202 which is why she's cooking Thanksgiving. 479 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,621 ‐ Mooooom, please! 480 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,416 Please! I already promised Jordan. 481 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,085 ‐ Well, if you really think you can do it, 482 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,170 I would kind of like the break. ‐ Yes! 483 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,131 ‐ No, no, Mom, listen, all right? 484 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,632 My girlfriend's gonna be there 485 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,467 and that means the food has to be edible. 486 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,386 ‐ Invisible girlfriends don't each much. 487 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,388 She'll be fine. ‐ I'm going to bed. 488 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,390 Come on, honey. ‐ Oh honey, you go on up. 489 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,142 I'm not tired at all. 490 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,727 I think I'm gonna get a workout in. 491 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,687 Who wants to join me on the rings? 492 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,564 ‐ Hard pass. Let's go, dude. 493 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,441 ‐ Go where? ‐ I already told you. 494 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,109 I'm meeting some people at the bar. 495 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,361 Uber's here, let's go. ‐ We're beat from the drive. 496 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,196 Good night, guys. ‐ Good night. 497 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,532 ‐ Good night. ‐ Okay, everybody. 498 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,535 Not too late. Tomorrow is a big shopping day. 499 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,166 ‐ You wanna come with us? 500 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,585 ‐ To a bar? I'm 19. 501 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,379 ‐ Oh, right. I forget that sometimes. 502 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,967 No fake ID? ‐ Why would I have a fake ID? 503 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,219 ‐ Because, I don't know, you're in college. 504 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,638 ‐ Well, I don't have a fake ID. 505 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,140 And even if I did, which I don't, 506 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,808 I can't go anyway. 507 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,020 I need to start planning my Thanksgiving menu for Jordan. 508 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,321 ‐ Right, Jordan. Got it. 509 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,532 ‐ What do you have against Jordan? 510 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,910 ‐ How much time you got? 511 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,579 ‐ You know what? Forget it. You don't even know him. 512 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,081 You know nothing about him. ‐ (Sighs) 513 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,334 I know everything I need to know, okay? 514 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,294 Basic, boring, high school hero. 515 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,546 He'll never do anything outside of this town 516 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,256 because he's a king here. 517 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,300 All that guy's gonna do is hold you back. 518 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,055 Leo: Dude, come on, let's' go! 519 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,477 ‐ Anyway, that's none of my business. 520 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,231 See ya. 521 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,157 ‐ Watch it, or I'll make you eat jelly worms! 522 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,367 ‐ (Laughing) 523 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,619 Oh my gosh! 524 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,497 This is exciting! Oh, you guys... 525 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,374 ‐ You're gonna look exactly‐‐ ‐ You got me a stick ball. 526 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,835 They don't even know they got it for me. 527 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,337 Thank you, honey. I know... Muah! I know you did! 528 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,840 ‐ Dad? ‐ Oh, what did you guys get me? 529 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,467 ‐ (Crying) Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, I... I... 530 00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,137 Uh, I forgot you were sleeping down here in the basement. 531 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,723 ‐ Dad, are you crying? ‐ (Sighs) 532 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,352 Your mother's gonna leave me. ‐ What? 533 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,896 ‐ (Weeping) ‐ Dad, that's crazy. 534 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,732 No, she's not. ‐ It's true. 535 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:42,736 She's been flirting with that loser Kramer for months now. 536 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,406 ‐ Jerry Kramer? The cheese man? 537 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,492 ‐ She's got the blonde hair and new body. 538 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,537 You know, he's not even Italian. 539 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,832 ‐ Dad... come on, mom loves you. 540 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,836 She's not gonna leave you for the cheese man 541 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,588 or for anybody. 542 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,799 ‐ I hope you're right. (Sniffles) 543 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,051 I just... 544 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,762 I wish I knew what I did wrong. 545 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:12,057 ‐ Dad, you didn't do anything wrong. 546 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,060 Okay? ‐ Okay. 547 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,813 ‐ You are perfect just the way you are. 548 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,440 ‐ Oh... (Sniffles) 549 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,524 (Video plays in background) 550 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,152 ‐ Look... 551 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,445 ‐ Oh... 552 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,155 ‐ Muah. ‐ Watch it. 553 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,073 (Kissing) 554 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,411 (Crickets chirp) 555 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:38,667 ‐ Hey, you still up? ‐ Yeah, it's 10:30. 556 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,879 ‐ Oh. Yeah, I guess I didn't feel much like being out. 557 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,422 ‐ Where's Leo? 558 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,134 ‐ Still at the bar waiting for his girlfriend to show up. 559 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,719 ‐ So it's gonna be a long night. 560 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,471 ‐ (Chuckles) Very. 561 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,931 ‐ (Laughs) 562 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,810 ‐ Well... ‐ Night, Mean Dean. 563 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,314 ‐ Night... Lucy. 564 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,821 (Light clicks on, door clicks shut) 565 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,323 ‐ (Sighs) 566 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,076 (Birds chirp) 567 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,205 (Footsteps thump overhead) 568 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,167 Nancy: (Yelling) Honey, wake up! 569 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,127 ‐ Mom, it's still dark out! 570 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,046 ‐ Well, you're the one that wants to cook. 571 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,798 We always shop early. It's tradition. 572 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,549 ‐ You tattooed your eyebrows 573 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,052 and turned my childhood bedroom into a sex den, 574 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,346 and this is what you're clinging to? 575 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,682 ‐ (Singsong) I see daylight! 576 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:35,891 ‐ Aghhhh! 577 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,810 ‐ Good morning, ladies. ‐ Ugh. 578 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,187 (Door slides shut) ‐ I thought we could use 579 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,939 a man along to help us with the heavy lifting. 580 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,358 ‐ Oh, that's a good idea, mom. Where is he? 581 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:47,027 ‐ (Chuckles) That's funny. ‐ Enough, Lucy. 582 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,362 Thanks for your help, Dean. 583 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,990 I'm glad you're here. (Engine starts) 584 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,450 (Van rumbles) 585 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,873 (Traffic whooshes) 586 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,042 ‐ One sourdough rye, one cinnamon challah 587 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,336 and two dozen butter flake dinner rolls. 588 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,588 ‐ I always bake my rolls from scratch. 589 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,007 ‐ You do? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 590 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,341 ‐ But that'll take forever. 591 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,720 ‐ Well, it's your dinner, honey. 592 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,305 ‐ You know, I bet Jordan likes store‐bought rolls anyway. 593 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,269 ‐ Actually, cancel the rolls. I'll make them myself. 594 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,105 (Struggling grunts) Both: Mmm! 595 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,233 ‐ This is cranberry. ‐ (Grunts) 596 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,653 Okay, so we've got 11 people. 597 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,114 Half a pound each, plus leftovers... 598 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,701 Does 20 pounds sound all right or is that too big? 599 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,369 ‐ I'm more of a ham guy myself. 600 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,371 ‐ I was asking my mother. 601 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,749 Mom? ‐ This honey mustard is to die. 602 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,042 Oh Dean, you have to try it. 603 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,419 ‐ No, wait, wait, no... ‐ Mmm! 604 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,922 Turkey or ham? 605 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,049 ‐ I'm vegan. 606 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,012 ‐ Hmm. You got it? ‐ (Grunts) 607 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:58,390 ‐ Mhmm. Well, with turkey, I like sauvignon blanc. 608 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,184 ‐ Mmm. ‐ Mhmm. 609 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,727 ‐ Can I get a sample of that? 610 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,729 ‐ Mom! It's 9:30 in the morning. 611 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,732 ‐ So? The French drink wine for breakfast all the time. 612 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,108 ‐ I'm pretty sure they don't... 613 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,861 and we're not French. 614 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,989 ‐ Did you say you had a red? ‐ Mhmm. 615 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:18,994 ‐ Whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa. 616 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,704 No‐no‐no‐no. Uh, this way. 617 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,290 ‐ Dean, you're the sweetest. Practically family. 618 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,626 ‐ Actually, he's not. (Door bangs shut) 619 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,586 Okay, we got sugar, 620 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,046 flour, cinnamon... 621 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,964 Apple pie is Jordan's favourite. 622 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,925 ‐ Apple pie is so boring. (Phone rings) 623 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,885 Ooh, I know, let's do a rum cake. 624 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,386 ‐ Ooh, rum cake sounds fantastic. 625 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,388 ‐ Nobody asked you. ‐ Jerry?! 626 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,183 Ooh, this could be an emergency. 627 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,561 ‐ Cheese emergency? ‐ Hi, Jerry! 628 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,188 No, not busy at all! 629 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,690 ‐ Okay, Julia Child, what's next? 630 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,109 ‐ Cranberry sauce. 631 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,070 ‐ Whole berry or jellied? 632 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,072 ‐ My mom's screwing the cheese man. 633 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,204 ‐ Okay... one of each then. 634 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,125 ‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on, Nancy? 635 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,835 She's not the type. ‐ Well, she didn't used to be, 636 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,795 but now I'm not so sure. She's changed. 637 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,338 Stuffing mix. 638 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,007 ‐ Well, change is good, right? 639 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,093 Traditional or cornbread? ‐ Traditional. 640 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,762 No, no, I hate that saying: 641 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,764 Change is good. 642 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,183 I could lose my foot in a horrible chainsaw accident 643 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:26,144 and that would be a change. Arguably, not a good one. 644 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,605 ‐ Wait, why are you using a chainsaw? 645 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,191 ‐ I'm just saying not all change is good, okay? 646 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,110 Sometimes things need to stay the same. 647 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,028 Like the town you grew up in, 648 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,030 the boyfriend you've had since junior high, 649 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,908 your parents' marital status. Nutmeg. 650 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,912 ‐ Hold on. If you're so anti‐change, 651 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,622 why did you go away to college in another state? 652 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,125 Whole or ground? 653 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,627 ‐ Because I got a scholarship. Ground. 654 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,380 ‐ Yeah, but you also got an offer from Boise State. 655 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,841 Fresh is better. 656 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,467 ‐ How did you know that? 657 00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,094 ‐ Oh, uh... Leo told me. 658 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,388 ‐ No, Leo didn't know about it. 659 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,640 Nobody did. I didn't even tell my parents. 660 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,643 ‐ Huh, that's, that's weird. I can't remember. 661 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,979 Anyway, the point is Boise's two hours away. 662 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,480 You didn't have to go all the way to Arizona. 663 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,191 ‐ Whatever. It doesn't matter. It was a mistake 664 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,861 and I'm probably not going back. Apples. 665 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,575 ‐ Wait. Wait, what did you say? 666 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,911 ‐ You heard me. I'm probably not going back. 667 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,871 ‐ Are you crazy? You have to go back. 668 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,080 ‐ Why do you care? 669 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,918 Excuse me, are these organic? ‐ Because I do, okay? 670 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,502 Escaping this town is gonna be the best thing 671 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,212 that ever happened to you, believe me. 672 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,715 ‐ Well maybe I'm just not cut out for all that sun. Hmm? 673 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,175 Maybe I belong in Hailey. 674 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:40,135 Now, can we please just drop it? 675 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,137 ‐ There has to be something you like about Arizona. 676 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,139 ‐ Maybe we should find my mom. 677 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,515 ‐ One thing and I'll let it go. ‐ No. 678 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,976 ‐ Come on. ‐ No! ‐ One thing. 679 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,353 ‐ No! Fine! ‐ Just give me one. 680 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231 Fine... 681 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:58,570 I guess my architecture class is kind of cool. 682 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,157 ‐ I'm listening. 683 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,867 ‐ (Sighs) 684 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,161 Okay, so we had to design these plans 685 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,871 to repurpose existing structures 686 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,706 in an eco‐friendly way. 687 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:13,126 So, I came up with this concept to take old the windows 688 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,046 and turn them into tiny little greenhouses. 689 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,048 And the glass absorbs the sunlight, 690 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,968 creating a year‐round temperate climate to grow vegetables 691 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,260 and they're also small enough 692 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,847 so you can install them on an apartment roof. 693 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,599 ‐ Seriously? That's... 694 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,017 that's brilliant. 695 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,936 ‐ (Sighs) Shut up. 696 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,104 ‐ No, I mean it. 697 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,189 Individual engagement in food sourcing 698 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,274 could solve the global soil nutrient crisis, 699 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,110 and probably help save the planet. 700 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,658 Business major with an emphasis on social responsibility. 701 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,994 ‐ I didn't know you were so interested in business. 702 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,787 ‐ Oh, you think I hang out at the pizza place 703 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,163 with your parents for fun? 704 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:53,208 ‐ Okay. So what do you wanna do? 705 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,335 ‐ You know, I'm not sure yet. 706 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,254 Believe it or not, you don't have to have your whole life 707 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,881 planned out at 19. 708 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,718 The world is full of possibilities, Lucy. 709 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,052 But I promise you, we're not gonna find them 710 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,054 sitting around Hailey the rest of our lives. 711 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:09,099 ‐ Lucy? What's going on here? 712 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,311 Are... are you eating strawberries? 713 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,107 ‐ Strawberries! Uh... God, get 'em away from me! 714 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,817 (Fake choking) 715 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,069 ‐ Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod. ‐ Lucy, you okay? 716 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,487 ‐ (Gasping) ‐ Get it out. 717 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,573 ‐ (Clears throat) Whew! 718 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,325 Ohmigod, that was a close one. ‐ Huh. 719 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,786 ‐ Hi, Schmoop! Hey! ‐ Hey... 720 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,373 ‐ Um, you remember, uh, Dean, Leo's friend? 721 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,834 Uh, Dean, you know Jordan, my boyfriend. 722 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,878 ‐ Boyfriend. Right. 723 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,546 ‐ Leo's friend. Cool. 724 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,548 So you're just hanging out at the grocery store 725 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,925 with Leo's friend? ‐ No, well, my mom's here too. 726 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,261 She's around here somewhere. 727 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,764 And, and Dean's just staying with us for Thanksgiving. 728 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:51,183 Well, with Leo... in the basement. 729 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:54,936 What're you doing here? ‐ Grabbin' a protein shake. 730 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,938 Uh, just ran the Turkey Trot. 731 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,107 ‐ Oh, I think you're a day early. 732 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,526 That's a good plan, though. Less competition. 733 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,445 ‐ No, Jordan always runs the course early. 734 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,322 He likes to have a base time to beat. 735 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,074 ‐ 31:18. A new PR. 736 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,535 You run, Dean? ‐ No, not if I can help it. 737 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:14,206 ‐ Jordie, Muscle Madness or Buff Brew? 738 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,625 ‐ Oh! Hey, Lucy... and friend. 739 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,169 ‐ Hey, Katie... in shorts. 740 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:24,132 Uh, so you two are running together? 741 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,342 ‐ Oh yeah. I mean, 742 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,594 I was jogging past his place and... there he was. 743 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,513 It was so random. ‐ So random. 744 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,389 ‐ Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's... 745 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,600 it's a shame you don't run, Luce, 746 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,686 'cause Jordan's an amazing training partner. 747 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,313 ‐ I know, Kate, I know. 748 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:41,024 Yeah, he's, uh, he's gonna make an amazing coach some day. 749 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,193 ‐ I always try to get her to join, 750 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:47,030 but running's not really her thing, you know? 751 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,950 ‐ Well, actually, it um... it is. 752 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:53,495 ‐ You? Running? Since when? 753 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:55,080 ‐ Since... pfft, 754 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,999 a while ago. 755 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,168 Yeah, um, and, in fact, 756 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,963 I'm gonna be running the Turkey Trot... 757 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,673 with you, this year. 758 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,633 ‐ What? W‐What? You are? ‐ (Laughs) 759 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,010 ‐ You are? ‐ Mhmm. 760 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,764 ‐ Luce, that's cute, but the Turkey Trot is a 10K. 761 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,475 It's over 6 miles. ‐ (Snorts) Is that all? 762 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,186 Sounds like a piece of cake... (Laughs) 763 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,105 um, or pie. 764 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,358 Pie, because, you know, apple... it's your favourite. 765 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,318 I'm also, I'm making it. 766 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:28,905 Nancy: Helllooo! ‐ Mom, where have you been? 767 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,158 ‐ I've been looking all over the store for you two. 768 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:34,953 Hey, Jordan! We missed you at Charades last night. 769 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,038 ‐ Yeah, no we didn't. ‐ Wait a second! 770 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:39,207 Did you remember the "bean greens?" 771 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,876 Your father will burn down the house 772 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,711 if he doesn't get that "bean green" casserole. 773 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:44,629 Oh! Hey. Excuse me. 774 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,381 Whoop, he's not real. 775 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,468 ‐ Is your mom drunk? ‐ A little bit, yeah. 776 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,263 ‐ "Bean greens." I'm on it. 777 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,018 ‐ Uh, you know, I should, I should probably go too. 778 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,103 Um, I'll see you tonight at the homecoming game. 779 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,897 ‐ Sure. And I can pick you up 780 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,565 and we could have some time to talk in the car. 781 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,484 ‐ Oh, uh... yeah. Yeah, no, I would love that. 782 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,445 It's just I have to um... 783 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,740 do my warm‐up run. 784 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,200 ‐ Oh... ‐ You know, 785 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,202 for the big trot tomorrow. 786 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,120 ‐ Mhmm. ‐ Bye, Schmoop. 787 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,415 ‐ Muah. M'kay. ‐ Bye, Katie. 788 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,750 ‐ Mm. 789 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,506 She's gotten so weird since high school. 790 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,091 ‐ Lucy! (Heavy thud) 791 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,136 ‐ Uh... 792 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,305 ‐ Hurry! Help! Call 911! 793 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,058 (Van rumbles, tires squeal) 794 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,271 ‐ Ahh! Agh! My thum ith thelling! My thum! 795 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,273 ‐ No‐no‐no, no! Hold on, hold on, Schmoop! 796 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,817 It's, it's okay. It's gonna be okay. 797 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,277 ‐ God, Lucy, how could you kiss him? 798 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,196 ‐ Kiss him? He's my boyfriend. 799 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,031 How could you go running with him wearing shorts? 800 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,366 ‐ I always wear shorts when I run. 801 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,035 ‐ It's 12 degrees out. ‐ My epp‐peh‐peh... 802 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,828 ‐ What? ‐ My epp‐pehhh‐pehhh! 803 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,205 ‐ Peter Pan? ‐ Uh, papa. 804 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,082 ‐ (Grunting frantically) ‐ P‐P‐Pickled peppers? Pee? 805 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,042 Oh, you have to go to the bathroom! 806 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,710 ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhh! ‐ Is it pizza? 807 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,045 ‐ NO! ‐ What? Huh? 808 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,130 What?! I'm so confused! ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhhh! 809 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,507 ‐ What?! ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhhh! 810 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,051 ‐ Oh! Epi‐pen! ‐ (Relieved shout) Uh‐huh! 811 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,054 ‐ I'm so good at this game. ‐ Bam! 812 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,681 He bounced back like it never happened. 813 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:22,060 ‐ Well, he can't dump you now. You practically saved his life. 814 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,229 ‐ Yeah, well, I'm also the one who almost killed him, 815 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,856 so, I don't know, it could go either way. 816 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,860 Moooom! I can't find my crown! 817 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,030 ‐ What is this? 818 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:37,158 ‐ Aw, it's my pepperoni hat. 819 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,870 Halloween 2017. 820 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,539 I was a slice of pizza 821 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,624 and Jordan was the delivery boy. 822 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,420 ‐ Hmm. ‐ God, we had such good times. 823 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,590 Oh my gosh! 824 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,676 My class president gavel. 825 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,637 Ohmigod... 826 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,639 What if I peaked in high school? 827 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,683 ‐ Lucy, just because you were amazing in high school 828 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,310 doesn't mean you won't be amazing 829 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,187 in the rest of your life. It means you got a head start. 830 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:09,441 ‐ Maybe. As long as I have Jordan. 831 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,026 Jordan is my other half. 832 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,029 ‐ No, he's... a security blanket. 833 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,533 ‐ Lyds, what's that? 834 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,035 ‐ What's what? Nothing. 835 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,747 ‐ Yes, something on your neck 836 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,167 and it looks a little like a diamond ring?! 837 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:30,045 (Gasps) You're engaged?! ‐ Shh! Don't say anything. 838 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,338 I haven't said yes yet. 839 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:34,049 ‐ But you're gonna say yes. ‐ No, I... I don't know, 840 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,468 I'm not sure. It happened so fast. 841 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,721 ‐ Wait, so you're in love? ‐ Yes... no... 842 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,140 I don't know. Yes? 843 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,433 ‐ Well, as long as you're sure. 844 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,852 ‐ (Chuckles) I am sure. 845 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:47,812 I love her. I'm just... 846 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,397 it's the rest of my life. 847 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,232 ‐ Yeah, but shouldn't you just know? 848 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,942 ‐ You can know things 849 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,111 and still be terrified to make a decision. 850 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,072 (Approaching footsteps) 851 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,157 ‐ Oh, good, you found your crown. 852 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,869 ‐ Aw man, my girlfriend can't make it to the game. She's‐‐ 853 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,204 ‐ A ghost? ‐ An avatar? 854 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,955 ‐ A figment of your imagination? 855 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,500 ‐ She's working! And you guys all suck! 856 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,169 (Laughing) 857 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,754 (Heels clack) 858 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,886 ‐ (Gasps) 859 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,180 ‐ Aw, honey, you look so beautiful. 860 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,723 ‐ Thanks, mom. 861 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:26,059 ‐ It's my last daughter to pass on a crown. 862 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,560 ‐ I wasn't homecoming queen, Mom. 863 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,437 ‐ Well, you could've been. You just refused to campaign. 864 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,147 ‐ Because I wasn't running. 865 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,233 ‐ I would've voted for you. 866 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,026 ‐ Well, I want a good seat, so let's go. 867 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,654 Shoot me the keys, pops. (Keys clank) 868 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,616 ‐ I am going to run a few errands and meet you there. 869 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,743 ‐ What errands could you possibly have at this hour? 870 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:45,412 ‐ You know, just the... 871 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,956 usual errands. 872 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,874 ‐ You know, on second thoughts, 873 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,459 I think I'll um... I'll pass. 874 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,336 ‐ What? Ron, why? 875 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,171 ‐ I just, just don't feel up to it. 876 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,006 Maybe I'm coming down with something. 877 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,134 ‐ But we never miss a game, 878 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,094 and it's Lucy's last goodbye to high school. 879 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,637 ‐ Lucy won't mind, will you? 880 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,806 ‐ No, it's, it's okay, Dad. ‐ Well... 881 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,065 (Raucous cheering) 882 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,111 (Marching band plays, cheering wildly) 883 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,781 (Cheering) 884 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:31,124 ♪♪♪ 885 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,417 ‐ You okay? 886 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,961 ‐ Oh, yeah, yeah... yeah. 887 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:38,673 (Cheering) 888 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,050 ‐ Woo! ‐ Nice, Nice. ‐ Hey! 889 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,886 Look, there's Mom! ‐ Oh. 890 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,554 ‐ Hi! 891 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,306 ‐ Hi, mom. ‐ Muah! Muah! 892 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,057 ‐ Thank you. 893 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:51,019 ‐ Hey, Luce, uh, I know this is a bad time, 894 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,146 but I, I really need‐‐ ‐ Uh, L‐L‐L‐Leo! 895 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,481 Look, there's Leo! Lydia! Hi! 896 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:55,857 ‐ Oh yeah. ‐ Hey! 897 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,108 Hey. ‐ Jordan, wave! 898 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,860 ‐ Hey! 899 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:02,614 Hi! Um... 900 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,117 (Marching band plays, loud cheering) 901 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,789 Luce, th‐there's just something that I need to say to you 902 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,832 and I can't wait anymore. ‐ No. 903 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,709 ‐ Uh, please, this is, this is really important. 904 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,878 ‐ No, no‐no‐no, not here. Not now! 905 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,004 ‐ I know it's, it's a bad time, 906 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,964 but the, the thing is I care about you. 907 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,009 ‐ No, you don't. ‐ Hey, of course I do. 908 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,803 ‐ Stop! ‐ Okay, wait, hey. 909 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,179 ‐ Stop the car! ‐ Don't say that. 910 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,264 Sorry, this isn't the time or‐‐ ‐ Stop! Stop the car! 911 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,975 Stop the car! ‐ Oh hey! Hey‐hey‐hey! 912 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,311 Luce! Lucy! 913 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,523 (Marching band crescendos) Lucy, wait! 914 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:39,067 (Loud cheering, marching band plays) 915 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:44,239 ♪♪♪ 916 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,074 ‐ What the hell's happening? 917 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,159 ‐ I'm sorry! 918 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:52,539 ♪♪♪ 919 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,666 (Marching band finishes number, loud cheering) 920 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,210 (Marching band starts up again) 921 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,088 Okay, man, I'm gonna be right back. Just... 922 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,048 All right. Lucy! 923 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,051 Lucy! ‐ Ohmigod. 924 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,680 ‐ Leo? 925 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,306 ‐ Luce! ‐ Leo? 926 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,308 ‐ Lucy, just come back. ‐ Leo! 927 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:15,395 ‐ Jordan, what's happening? ‐ Look, just give me a second. 928 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,188 ‐ Leo! 929 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,189 ‐ Lucy, come back! 930 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,483 ‐ Leo, Lydia, we have to go! (Loud cheering) 931 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:23,194 ‐ Can't hear you! ‐ We have to go get mom! 932 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:26,072 ‐ It's too loud! Speak up! (Loud cheering) 933 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,116 ‐ We have to go get mom! (Loud cheering) 934 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,743 Mom's screwing the cheese man! 935 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,162 (Cheering dies down, stands go silent) 936 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,714 ...out of his delivery fee! 937 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,551 And Dad is very upset... 938 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:51,890 that... we won't have cheese tomorrow. 939 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,308 So we should go. 940 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,226 ‐ Let's go. ‐ Let's go. All right. 941 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,812 (Marching band starts up) 942 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,773 ‐ Hey, Luce, Luce, should I come? 943 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,191 ‐ No! 944 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,071 ‐ God, that family is so bonkers. 945 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:10,158 So, you wanna come over? 946 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:13,620 (Marching band plays, crowd cheers) 947 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,204 Lydia: Wait, what're we doing? 948 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,082 (Engine starts, truck rumbles) 949 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:23,796 ♪♪♪ 950 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,300 ‐ Where do you think they're going? 951 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,510 ‐ A motel? His place? 952 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,013 Dark alley? ‐ Anna, not helping. 953 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,807 ‐ Not answering. 954 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:37,060 What kind of a mother doesn't answer her child's call? 955 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,062 ‐ The cheating kind? 956 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,188 ‐ Now this, this is crazy, okay? 957 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,732 Mom's not cheating. She's... not the type. 958 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,317 ‐ That's what I said. 959 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,361 ‐ Uh, wait, you knew about this? 960 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,112 ‐ I, uh, just mean hypothetically. 961 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,407 Uh, statistically. Theoretically. 962 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:52,909 ‐ Stop! 963 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,285 (Brakes screech) 964 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,913 All: (Relieved sighs) 965 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,000 ‐ I thought I was supposed to follow 'em. 966 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,044 ‐ Yeah, follow them. 967 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,880 Don't smash into them like a Mario Kart game. 968 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,590 (Car honks) 969 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,801 (Van putters) 970 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,430 Leo: I mean, see? See? 971 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,308 It's just like a... it's a, it's a business meeting. 972 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,143 C‐c‐can we go back to the game now? 973 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,521 Anna: Yeah, I always bring luggage with me 974 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,482 to business meetings, you know, just in case. 975 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,776 ‐ Well, I mean, there could be anything in that bag 976 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,736 like receipts, important papers. 977 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,613 You know, cheese. 978 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,323 ‐ Silk pyjamas and a passport? 979 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,950 (Phone rings) 980 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,410 ‐ Oh, it's Dad. What should I do? 981 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,746 All: Uh, don't answer it! (Phone thumps, everyone gasps) 982 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,832 Dean: Uh, go! Go, go, go! Lucy: Don't go! 983 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,041 Oh god, literally, the worst driver! 984 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,835 You're literally the worst. Dean: Turn left, left. 985 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,838 Lucy: All right! Okay, okay. Go slow, go slow. 986 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:47,964 Dean: Go that way. 987 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:51,009 Anna: It's always a roadside diner. 988 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:54,303 I mean, nobody has an affair in like a McDonald's 989 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,305 or a tire store. 990 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,474 ‐ They're having a secret meeting at a remote location. 991 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,101 That doesn't mean anything. 992 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,894 ‐ Yeah, except the affair thing. 993 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,147 ‐ Please, babe... not helping. 994 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,607 ‐ I'm sorry. I practice marital law. 995 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,234 I am a realist. 996 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:11,946 Uh, but I'm also a romantic. ‐ (Sighs) 997 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,615 ‐ What could she possibly see in the cheese guy, right? 998 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,075 ‐ Well, he's got the best mozzarella 999 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,952 in the county, right? 1000 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,996 Is‐is anyone else hungry? 1001 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:22,248 ‐ I'm not just gonna sit here. I'm goin' in. 1002 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,083 ‐ No, no, you can't. What if we're wrong? 1003 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,585 ‐ What if we're right? 1004 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:27,170 What if tonight's the night where it's all goin' down, 1005 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,796 right, and we just sat here doin' nothin'? 1006 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,298 ‐ You can't make a scene! 1007 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:32,967 You want the whole town to know Mom's cheating?! 1008 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,010 (Siren wails) 1009 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,386 ‐ Oh God... 1010 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:39,557 Lydia: Now Mom's definitely gonna see us. 1011 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,601 ‐ Be cool. 1012 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:44,062 (Knocking) 1013 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,608 ‐ You kids are blocking a dumpster. 1014 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,193 Gonna have to ask you to relocate. 1015 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,737 ‐ Sorry, Officer, I um... 1016 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,864 uh, yeah, not a problem. 1017 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:57,200 Um, I'm on it. 1018 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,996 ‐ You wouldn't happen to have an extra slice of that pizza, 1019 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,498 would you? Pepperoni? 1020 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,334 ‐ (Laughs) Oh, oh, sorry, dude, Officer dude. 1021 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,128 I mean, all we've got is like a, is like a cold slice 1022 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,214 of vegetarian in the back, so... 1023 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,719 ‐ I'll take it. ‐ (Chuckles) Lydia? 1024 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,097 Pizza for our nice police officer friend 1025 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,016 who's standing at the window, not leaving. 1026 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,440 ‐ Here. ‐ Thank you. 1027 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,359 Oh, I mean, come on, can we get the guy a napkin? 1028 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,569 ‐ Leo! 1029 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,738 ‐ Okay. Um... 1030 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:40,451 Yeah. 1031 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,995 Enjoy. 1032 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:46,082 ‐ Pizza on a stick. Clever. 1033 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,625 Get a move on. 1034 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,003 Take care, kids. Good night. Get home safe. 1035 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,380 ‐ (Sigh of relief) 1036 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:59,053 Phew... ‐ Just cold vegetarian. 1037 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,597 ‐ Wha? ‐ Wait, we had pizza? 1038 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,060 (Engine rumbles) 1039 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,608 (Van putters away, tires squeal) 1040 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,277 (Crickets chirp) 1041 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:17,113 ‐ God, there's got to be something we can do. 1042 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:20,825 ‐ Well, I know a guy who could take care of Jerry... 1043 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,702 make it look like a total accident. 1044 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,579 ‐ Told you I was kidding. 1045 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,707 ‐ It's not Jerry's fault. Mom's the one who's married. 1046 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,876 ‐ He's not innocent. I mean... 1047 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,961 what kind of man goes after a taken woman? 1048 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:33,254 ‐ Maybe he thinks she's not happy. 1049 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,965 ‐ (Laughs) Of course she's happy. 1050 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,466 She's happy. They both are happy. 1051 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,303 We just have to remind them of how happy they were together. 1052 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:46,309 Wait... 1053 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,812 I have an idea. 1054 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,105 Watch. 1055 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,191 Ron: Go in. Okay, here we go. (Singing) ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 1056 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:56,027 ‐ (Laughs) Yeah, I remember this one. 1057 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:59,155 I, uh, I wrote: Happy Barfday on Mom's card, 1058 00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,073 instead of birthday. ‐ Nice. 1059 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,909 ‐ And then you barfed. 1060 00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,078 Anna: Even then you were adorable. 1061 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:07,997 (Laughing) ‐ No, no, no, no, guys, 1062 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:10,124 listen to me. If we just get mom to see this, 1063 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,918 then she'll forget all about Jerry. 1064 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,044 ‐ You don't know that, Luce. 1065 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,087 Maybe they've just outgrown each other. 1066 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,048 ‐ No. ‐ Yes. Sometimes people change. 1067 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,133 ‐ No, no, no! Stop! 1068 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,885 I'm sick and tired of people telling me 1069 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,012 that things need to change. Things don't need to change. 1070 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,014 Change sucks! ‐ Okay, calm down. 1071 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:26,599 ‐ I am calm! 1072 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:30,102 Nancy (video): Lydia, did you make these or did you buy them? 1073 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,604 Oh my God! 1074 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:34,690 ‐ I'm very calm. I'm just... ‐ (Video) This is exciting! 1075 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,525 ‐ I'm tired. 1076 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:37,944 ‐ You're gonna look exactly like that. 1077 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:41,072 ‐ (Sighs) I'm gonna go to bed. 1078 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,531 Ron (video): Well done, guys. Well done. 1079 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,117 Nancy: Lucy! Leo: Happy Barfday! 1080 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,202 ‐ Well? ‐ Oh, sorry. 1081 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,537 ‐ She sleeps here, yeah. ‐ Oh! 1082 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,373 ‐ Night, sweetie. 1083 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,042 (Light clicks on) 1084 00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:02,051 (Footsteps overhead, glass clinks) 1085 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,058 (Sighs heavily) 1086 00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,103 Oh God... 1087 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,064 (Sighs heavily) 1088 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:18,192 (Noise from upstairs) 1089 00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:23,864 (Sighs heavily) 1090 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:27,785 (Door bangs shut) Hey. 1091 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,704 ‐ Hey. 1092 00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,122 Can't sleep? 1093 00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:35,710 ‐ I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep. 1094 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,295 ‐ Pull up a black countertop. 1095 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,797 (Taps counter, amused chuckle) 1096 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:48,681 ‐ God, everything's a mess. 1097 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:53,394 ‐ Here. Frozen Tater‐Tots make everything a little better. 1098 00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:55,688 ‐ My God, we still have Tater‐Tots? 1099 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,064 ‐ (Chuckles) 1100 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,483 ‐ Ohmigod... 1101 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:02,987 I really love frozen food so much. 1102 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,531 ‐ No way. Me too. 1103 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,908 Seriously, I actually prefer my foods frozen. 1104 00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,369 Waffles, pancakes, pizza. 1105 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,371 ‐ Fish sticks and French fries. Oh... 1106 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:15,750 (In unison) chocolate chip cookies. 1107 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,377 (Laughing) 1108 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,885 ‐ What're you listening to? ‐ Oh, it's a... 1109 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,470 indie band. 1110 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,472 Probably not your thing. 1111 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,394 (Tinny sound of music through earbuds) 1112 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:45,071 ‐ James Supercave. ‐ You know James Supercave? 1113 00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,114 ‐ I love James Supercave. 1114 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:52,745 You left your music playing last summer, so... 1115 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:55,373 I went downstairs to turn it off... 1116 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,793 and I couldn't stop listening. 1117 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,713 ‐ Wow! 1118 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,758 Well, you're welcome. 1119 00:48:05,758 --> 00:48:08,219 ♪ I've only known you a moment ♪ 1120 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:12,264 ♪ But it feels like you knew all along ♪ 1121 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,474 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1122 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,601 ‐ ♪ All my life ♪ 1123 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:20,731 ♪ I was waitin' for you ♪ ‐ (Chuckles softly) 1124 00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:24,235 ‐ ♪ Now I've got... ♪ 1125 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:27,863 ‐ ♪ Somethin' to lose ♪ 1126 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,077 ♪ I never felt all my blood rush in ♪ 1127 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:37,415 ♪ You're a wave hitting me like a sea change ♪ 1128 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:41,377 ♪ Does it scare you to move this way ♪ 1129 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:45,005 ♪ In a day nothing feels the same ♪ 1130 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,132 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1131 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:49,385 Both: ♪ All my life ♪ 1132 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:51,512 ♪ I was waiting ♪ 1133 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,181 ♪ For you ♪ 1134 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:58,144 ♪ Now I've got ♪ 1135 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,896 ♪ Somethin' to lose ♪ 1136 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:05,985 ♪ Ever since you turned your face ♪ 1137 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,655 ♪ I can't get you out of my system ♪ 1138 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,951 ♪ I never said that I'd do your track ♪ 1139 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,745 ♪ And I feel that I'm loosenin' up ♪ 1140 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:18,622 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 1141 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,000 ‐ Yo! You guys still up? 1142 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,170 ‐ Um, uh, what? Nothin', nothin'. 1143 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:28,048 ‐ What's goin' on? ‐ Oh dude, what? Nothin'. 1144 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,134 Just, just having a late‐night snack 1145 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,302 with Lucy Goosey here. 1146 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,804 You know how she loves her snacks. 1147 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,514 Um, okay, what'll it be? 1148 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,142 Uh, yogurt? Pickles? Um... 1149 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,811 Ooh, sugar‐free chocolate pudding. 1150 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,938 ‐ Yeah, give me one of them puddings. Yeah. 1151 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:46,192 Yeah, thank you. 1152 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,943 ‐ Lucy Goosey? Pudding? 1153 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,613 ‐ Uh... ‐ Oh, dude, just uh... 1154 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:53,324 yeah, give me that entire jar of pickles. 1155 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,659 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Thank you. 1156 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:02,166 ‐ Actually, I'm not hungry. ‐ Nice. 1157 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,584 More for me. 1158 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:05,920 (Chuckles) 1159 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,255 (Clears throat) So, what'd I miss? 1160 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:13,135 ‐ Oh, not a thing, Leo. 1161 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:16,138 Not a thing. (Door thunks shut) 1162 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,807 (Crickets chirp outside) 1163 00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:24,104 (Door creaks open) 1164 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,158 ‐ (Whispering) Luce. 1165 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:37,409 Lucy. 1166 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:43,207 Lucy, are you awake? 1167 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,087 (Sighs) 1168 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:57,930 ♪♪♪ 1169 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:04,603 ♪♪♪ 1170 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,900 ♪ I'm not keepin' up ♪ 1171 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,361 ♪ I'm not giving up ♪ 1172 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,321 ♪ I'm not keepin' up ♪ 1173 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:17,074 ♪ I'm not giving up ♪ 1174 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,076 ♪ Nobody here can top me ♪ 1175 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,161 ♪ I got everybody watching ♪ 1176 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:24,623 ♪ 'Cause I gotta give you what you like ♪ 1177 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:26,709 ‐ Good Lord, where's the kitchen? 1178 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,545 ‐ Hey, Dad, Happy Thanksgiving. 1179 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,380 Are you hungry? ‐ I can smell coffee, 1180 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,007 but I don't see it. 1181 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,342 ‐ Okay... okay, here we go. 1182 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,095 ‐ Fantastic. Thank you. (Slurps) 1183 00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:41,932 ‐ (Sighs) How is it? ‐ It's good. 1184 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,685 That's good, honey. It's just um, it's a tad hot. 1185 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,270 Uh, hot? No, uh, uh, strong. 1186 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:49,148 ‐ Oh my God, it smells delicious in here. 1187 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:51,025 Who made muffins? 1188 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:54,445 ‐ I did. From scratch at 5 a. m. ‐ Thank you. 1189 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,071 ‐ You've been up since 5? 1190 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,407 ‐ Well, 4 a. m., actually. 1191 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,827 I had to make the bread dough for the rolls first. 1192 00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:04,538 Coffee? ‐ Oh yes, please. 1193 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,206 ‐ You wanna go light on the coffee. 1194 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,376 ‐ Okay. These look amazing! 1195 00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,089 ‐ Something wrong? ‐ Mm. Mm‐mm. 1196 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:15,966 No, no. I uh... 1197 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,260 I love my muffins... sour. 1198 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,055 ‐ Mm, and uncooked in the middle. 1199 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,765 Muffins are usually so dry. 1200 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:23,974 ‐ (Laughs) Thanks. 1201 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,185 Yeah, I was nervous that the frozen blueberries 1202 00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:27,478 wouldn't work as well, but... 1203 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,105 ‐ (Sniffs) Smells good. ‐ Oh hey, Leo! 1204 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:32,858 ‐ Hi. ‐ Friend. 1205 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,943 Coffee? ‐ Sure, but... 1206 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,446 who are you and what did you do with my sister? 1207 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,534 ‐ Here you go. ‐ Thank you. 1208 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,788 ‐ Okay. Um, my pie crust is chilling. 1209 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:49,041 The stuffing is roasting. Um... 1210 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,376 Oh, oh, can somebody baste the bird 1211 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:52,753 while I'm at the Turkey Trot? ‐ Can we talk please? 1212 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:54,672 ‐ You're seriously gonna run? 1213 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,924 ‐ Yes. Of course. The Turkey Trot is a tradition. 1214 00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:58,967 And every year I've just stood on the sidelines 1215 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,469 giving people water. 1216 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:02,805 This year I wanna take part in the action. 1217 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,140 More coffee? All: No! 1218 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:08,686 ‐ Thank you so much though. ‐ Good morning, family! 1219 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,062 ‐ Morning. 1220 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,690 What're you so chipper about? ‐ Oh, 1221 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,858 why shouldn't I be chipper? It's Thanksgiving Day. 1222 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,985 I'm surrounded by my loved ones. 1223 00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:18,946 Life is good. 1224 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,073 ‐ Is it, mom? Is it? 1225 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,035 ‐ Ooh, my goodness, Lucy, how can I help? 1226 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,662 ‐ No, it's all under control. 1227 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,664 I will baste your turkey, Honey. 1228 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,125 ‐ Oh Ron, you're not gonna go to the Trot either? 1229 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,376 What's gotten into you? 1230 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,294 ‐ Oh, nothing's got into me, Nancy. 1231 00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:36,296 What's gotten into you? ‐ (Laughs) 1232 00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:38,298 What on earth does that mean? 1233 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:43,512 ‐ Ugh! Oh, these are so good, Lucy. So good. 1234 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,305 ‐ I didn't hear you come to bed last night. 1235 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,558 ‐ Must have been a late one? ‐ (Laughs) 1236 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,686 Anna: Seriously, you should open a bakery. 1237 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:53,021 ‐ Yeah, I guess. I can be sneaky. 1238 00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,190 ‐ (Spits out coffee) 1239 00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:57,901 It's hot! Hot coffee. 1240 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,821 ‐ Why are you all acting so strange? 1241 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,615 ‐ We're fine. Are you fine? 1242 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,369 ‐ Please talk to me. ‐ Shoot! 1243 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,663 We're out of olive oil. ‐ Ah, top shelf on the pantry. 1244 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,833 Dean, can you help her reach? ‐ No, I don't need his help. 1245 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,757 ‐ Look, Luce, let me help you. 1246 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,633 ‐ Got it. ‐ No, you don't. 1247 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,177 ‐ I said I got it. Ungh! 1248 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,387 (Clattering) Let go of me! 1249 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,055 ‐ Look, okay, listen, about last night, 1250 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,141 let me explain. ‐ Explain what? 1251 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,810 I'm just Lucy Goosey, right? Leo's stupid little sister! 1252 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,687 ‐ God, no! No! Look, 1253 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,731 I only started calling you that because... because I liked you. 1254 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:37,232 ‐ Oh yeah, no, that makes sense. 1255 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,151 Every girl loves to be nicknamed after water fowl. 1256 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,778 Let me go! 1257 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,280 ‐ Look, I know I blew it last night. I‐I‐I freaked out. 1258 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,282 And Leo said he'd kill me if I ever thought about you. 1259 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,992 ‐ Yeah, well good. I don't even care. 1260 00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:48,994 I don't even like you. You're just Mean Dean! 1261 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:07,971 (Hard slap) ‐ Ahh! You hit me. 1262 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,973 ‐ You kissed me. ‐ You kissed me back. 1263 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:12,017 ‐ No, I didn't. I have a boyfriend. 1264 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,519 ‐ A boyfriend who wants to dump you. 1265 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,395 ‐ No, he doesn't. He just thinks that he does, 1266 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,189 but I'm changing his mind. 1267 00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:19,233 ‐ You shouldn't have to change anyone's mind. 1268 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,527 You're perfect just the way you are. 1269 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:27,908 ‐ Can you please just move? I have a Turkey Trot to run. 1270 00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:35,332 ‐ Good luck. 1271 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:39,795 ♪♪♪ 1272 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:46,051 ♪♪♪ 1273 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,136 ♪ We takin' care of business ♪ 1274 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,013 (Excited hum of chatter) 1275 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,432 ‐ You sure you're sure about this? 1276 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,226 ‐ Let's really focus on beating out last time. 1277 00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,353 ‐ Yeah, sure. ‐ Yeah, okay. 1278 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,188 ‐ Lucy! Over here! 1279 00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,233 ‐ Hi! Yeah. Yeah, sure I'm sure. 1280 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:03,235 Wish me luck. ‐ Good luck. 1281 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,989 Agh! (Giggles) Schmoop! 1282 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,116 Happy Thanksgiving! 1283 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:13,078 ‐ Ohmigod, you were serious. ‐ Ohmigod, yes. 1284 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:15,038 Yes, I was serious. Why does everybody keep asking me that? 1285 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,040 ‐ No, it's just you've never done it before, you know? 1286 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,585 And you're not exactly in... in shape. 1287 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:22,129 ‐ He means you're not athletic. 1288 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,840 ‐ Oh, really, Katie? Is that what he means? 1289 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,633 Are you like Jordan's interpreter now? 1290 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,636 ‐ I just, I just don't want you to get hurt, that's all. 1291 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:33,056 ‐ Schmoop, don't worry about me. Okay, I'm gonna be fine. 1292 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:35,142 I'm a lot stronger than you think. I got this. 1293 00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,977 Agh! ‐ Hey, hey... 1294 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:38,437 ‐ Agghhh... ‐ Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1295 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:42,107 Hey, look, look. Look, just take it easy, okay? 1296 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,693 You don't have to prove anything. 1297 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:46,111 ‐ I know. 1298 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:50,198 Race Marshall: Okay, runners, everybody to the start line! 1299 00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:52,034 ‐ Let's do this. We got this. Let's just do this. 1300 00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:53,910 ‐ Come on, run, run, run! 1301 00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:00,459 Everybody on the start line! 1302 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,835 Get ready! 1303 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,212 ♪ We takin' care of business ♪ 1304 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,840 ♪ It's time to step it up ♪ 1305 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,800 ♪ You either comin' with us ♪ 1306 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,260 ♪ Or you'll be left in the dust ♪ 1307 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,137 ‐ Good luck, Lucy! 1308 00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:13,972 (Air horn blows) ‐ Aw! 1309 00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:15,682 (Struggling grunts) 1310 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,351 (Cheering) 1311 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,936 ‐ Uh... 1312 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,813 ♪ That a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ♪ 1313 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,190 ‐ Come on, Luce. Run! 1314 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:26,109 ‐ Okay. Okay, okay, okay, I can do this. 1315 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,987 I can do this. Just run. 1316 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:32,783 Schmoop! Schmoop! This is so much fun. 1317 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:35,118 ‐ Yeah! Yeah. Oh yeah. 1318 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:39,081 ‐ Jordan, come on. You're off time. Let's go! 1319 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,957 ‐ You wanna go on ahead? 1320 00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:43,001 ‐ No, no‐no, this is great. We're doing this together. 1321 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,795 ‐ No, it's okay. I'll be fine. 1322 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:49,174 ‐ Are you sure? Okay, thanks. 1323 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:54,930 ♪♪♪ 1324 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,307 ♪ Hate staying in the lane ♪ 1325 00:57:57,307 --> 00:58:00,185 ♪ This color ♪ 1326 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,937 ♪ You know I ain't plain ♪ 1327 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,647 (Clapping and cheering) 1328 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,444 ‐ (Gasping for air) 1329 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,614 ‐ Oh God... what was I thinking? 1330 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,574 Lucy, pull it together. 1331 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:17,661 (Cheering) 1332 00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,669 (Glugging loudly) 1333 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,635 (Groans of frustration) 1334 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:37,055 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ♪ 1335 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:39,391 (Groaning) 1336 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,897 (Grunts of effort) 1337 00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,567 (Door bangs shut) Shhh... (groaning) 1338 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:52,070 (Groaning in severe discomfort) 1339 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:58,034 ♪♪♪ 1340 00:58:58,034 --> 00:58:59,494 Nancy: What time is it? 1341 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:01,747 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ‐ Hey! ♪ 1342 00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:04,166 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ‐ Hey! ♪ 1343 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,376 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ♪ 1344 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,378 ♪ What a girl's gotta do ♪ 1345 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,714 ♪♪♪ 1346 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,090 ‐ There she is! 1347 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,718 ‐ Lucy! 1348 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,052 (Cheering) 1349 00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:19,139 Lucy, yes! You got it! 1350 00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:22,142 Lydia: C'mon, Sis! 1351 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,727 (Cheering) 1352 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,395 ‐ C'mon! Go, go, run! 1353 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,440 ‐ (Gasping for air) 1354 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,110 ‐ Come on, honey, you can do it. 1355 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,779 You're almost there. 1356 00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:35,322 ‐ Mom? 1357 00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:36,573 ‐ Okay... okay... 1358 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,408 Nancy: Come on, honey. 1359 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:41,328 (Loud cheers) 1360 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,039 ‐ (Gasping) 1361 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:46,166 Jordan: Luce! Lucy! 1362 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,004 ‐ Oh my God... 1363 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,798 I did it. 1364 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,135 I did it. 1365 00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,346 I'm a runner! 1366 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:02,849 I ran a 10K! I'm a runner! 1367 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:05,310 ‐ I'm so proud of you! 1368 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,271 ‐ I can't believe that you actually did it. 1369 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:09,773 I'm so proud of you. ‐ Let me down. 1370 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,942 I'm gonna pee on myself. 1371 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,485 ‐ Congrats, Sis, you're a star. 1372 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,111 ‐ Water, I need water. 1373 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:17,531 ‐ We better get you home so you can rest up for the big dinner. 1374 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:19,866 ‐ Oh my God, dinner. ‐ Oh, don't worry, we can help. 1375 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,076 ‐ Listen, Schmoop, 1376 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,078 I‐I have so much that I need to say to you right now. 1377 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:26,122 ‐ Right now? ‐ Uh, we'll go get the car. 1378 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:28,542 ‐ Oh great, I'll just hang out with Lucy and Jordan. 1379 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:32,128 ‐ How about you don't, Mom. Come on. 1380 01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:33,296 ‐ Lucy, these past few days... 1381 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,090 listen, come here, come here, let's sit down. 1382 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:36,758 ‐ (Gasps in pain) ‐ Luce... 1383 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:40,011 ‐ (Catching her breath) ‐ Listen, listen. Wow... 1384 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,429 Luce, like I was saying, 1385 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,557 these past few days have been amazing. 1386 01:00:43,557 --> 01:00:45,559 I mean, I've seen sides to you 1387 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:48,019 that I didn't even know existed. 1388 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:50,438 You're not the same girl that I knew in high school. 1389 01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:52,232 ‐ I'm not? ‐ No. No. 1390 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,442 Something about you is different. 1391 01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,111 For the better. ‐ Oh. 1392 01:00:57,153 --> 01:01:00,031 ‐ To be honest, I was thinking we should maybe break up. 1393 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:03,159 ‐ Still? I‐I mean, you were? 1394 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,411 ‐ I was. But I... 1395 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,206 but not anymore, no. 1396 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:09,749 No, 'cause you've made me realize 1397 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,878 that we belong together... forever. 1398 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,507 ‐ (Gags and vomits) ‐ Oh wow, ew! 1399 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,467 Are you okay? 1400 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:22,804 Hey. Hey, here, here. Drink some, drink some water. 1401 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:24,264 Here you go, yeah. 1402 01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,643 Yeah, that happens. ‐ Mm. 1403 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:31,688 ‐ Mhmm. My first 10K, I did the same thing. 1404 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,024 ‐ Mhmm. ‐ I did the same exact thing. 1405 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,026 And brussels sprouts. Disgusting. 1406 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,236 ‐ Mm. Mm. ‐ It's fine. 1407 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,197 ‐ Yeah. You good? 1408 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:43,617 ‐ Um... 1409 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,535 Oh... Jordan, I'm... 1410 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,495 (Sighs) 1411 01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:49,039 I need to tell you something. 1412 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,749 ‐ Mhmm? What? 1413 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,795 ‐ I kissed someone. 1414 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:59,633 ‐ I'm sorry, you what? ‐ I know, I didn't mean to. 1415 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,301 It just happened and... 1416 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:05,013 I just feel like you deserve to know. 1417 01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,182 ‐ Lucy, that... 1418 01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,477 that's... 1419 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:11,978 fantastic. 1420 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:14,022 (Relieved chuckle) ‐ It is? 1421 01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:16,608 ‐ Wow, yeah. I kissed someone else too. 1422 01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,778 ‐ W‐w‐what? 1423 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,655 ‐ Yeah. Wow! 1424 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:24,783 That feels good. 1425 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,285 ‐ Let me guess, Katie Logan? 1426 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,579 ‐ Oh! Okay, two someones. 1427 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,040 But that doesn't matter because this is great news. 1428 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,417 We're even now, yeah. 1429 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,252 I'm so happy! 1430 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,964 Baby... ‐ (Fake laughs) 1431 01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:41,091 (Honking) 1432 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,718 (Bangs on door, honks) 1433 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,220 Oh, um... 1434 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,888 ‐ You gotta go? ‐ Yeah, I have to go. 1435 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,223 ‐ Okay. Yeah. ‐ Okay... Ahh! 1436 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:52,102 ‐ Okay, slowly. All right, Schmoop, 1437 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,687 I'll see you soon. ‐ Yeah... 1438 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,313 ‐ And I can't wait to taste your home cooking. 1439 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,399 ‐ Uh... yeah. ‐ Oh! 1440 01:02:57,399 --> 01:03:00,443 ‐ Yeah, the throw‐up. Okay. ‐ Mhmm. 1441 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,365 Bye, Schmoop! 1442 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:07,200 Woo‐hoo‐hoo! 1443 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,578 We're Jord and Lucy! We're Juicy! 1444 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,081 (Phone chimes) 1445 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:25,885 ‐ All right, watch out! 1446 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:29,222 Comin' through. Hot buns. 1447 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:33,226 ‐ (Giggles) How's this look? ‐ Thinner and diced not sliced. 1448 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,311 And whoa, okay, that's plenty. 1449 01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:37,313 Uh, let's just spread those out to cover the edge. 1450 01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:40,316 ‐ Got it. ‐ Dad, this looks incredible. 1451 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,861 You didn't have to do all this! ‐ Happy to help, honey. 1452 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,071 Your turkey is gonna need another half hour 1453 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,364 and some time to rest. 1454 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:49,200 I have done the potatoes, I've finished the pies. 1455 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,286 All that's left is to make a salad. 1456 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,246 I'm gonna go pick up your grandmother, so uh... 1457 01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:55,498 Muah! All right? Call with any questions, all right? 1458 01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:59,502 ‐ 'Kay. I've got it all covered. Thank you. 1459 01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:02,422 (Sighs) I'm gonna make a salad. 1460 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,174 ‐ No, do not make a salad. 1461 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,217 ‐ Nobody eats salad at Thanksgiving. 1462 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:09,054 They just put it on their plate to feel less guilty. 1463 01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:13,058 ‐ I eat salad. 1464 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,809 ‐ Right. No salad. 1465 01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:16,061 I'm gonna set the table. 1466 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,857 Lydia, Anna, 1467 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,194 Leo, Leo's invisible girlfriend. 1468 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,112 ‐ So are we just not gonna talk about what happened? 1469 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,448 ‐ Yes, we are not. Mom. Me. 1470 01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:31,951 Jordan. ‐ Jordan? He's still coming? 1471 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,495 ‐ Yes, of course he's still coming. 1472 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:35,080 Why wouldn't he still be coming? 1473 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,832 ‐ Because we kissed. ‐ Shhh! 1474 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:39,375 So I'm just supposed to cancel Thanksgiving dinner? 1475 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:41,961 ‐ Oh, so I'm just supposed to cancel how I feel about you? 1476 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,382 ‐ Me. Jordan. 1477 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:48,176 Leo's friend. 1478 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,762 ‐ Whoa, do not sit me next to that guy. 1479 01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,764 ‐ Fine. You don't have to sit there at all. 1480 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:54,557 ‐ You can't uninvite me. ‐ It's my dinner. 1481 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:57,060 I can do what I want. Now give me the plate! 1482 01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:01,106 Let go... of the plate. 1483 01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:02,148 ‐ No, you let go. 1484 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:03,858 ‐ Let go! ‐ Let go. 1485 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,235 ‐ Give it to me! ‐ Give me that. 1486 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,237 ‐ You're being a baby! ‐ No, now you're being a baby! 1487 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,947 ‐ Give it! (Gasps) 1488 01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:10,657 (Hard smash) ‐ Ah, I'm so... ohmygod, 1489 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,117 I did not mean to do that. ‐ Oh no! 1490 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,993 ‐ It's okay, mom. It's fine, it's fine. 1491 01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:15,578 ‐ Emergency. The police just called. 1492 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,123 The alarm's going off at Rony's I gotta get down there. 1493 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:20,208 Where's your father? ‐ He went to go get Grandma. 1494 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,460 ‐ Oh gosh, okay. Uh, where's your brother? 1495 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,504 ‐ Um, he's in the shower. I'll take you. 1496 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,089 ‐ You will? Thank you. ‐ Yeah. 1497 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,091 ‐ I just don't trust myself with that stick shift, 1498 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:30,969 especially when everything's so excited like this. 1499 01:05:30,969 --> 01:05:33,513 ‐ What just crashed? 1500 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:36,891 ‐ My hopes and dreams of a perfect Thanksgiving dinner. 1501 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:37,976 (Doorbell rings) 1502 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:40,562 I got it. Lydia, I got it. 1503 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,023 ‐ Happy Thanksgiving! ‐ Jerry? 1504 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,276 ‐ You know, your invitation was such a surprise. 1505 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,695 ‐ Wasn't it though? ‐ I mean, honestly, 1506 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:51,030 I usually spend Thanksgiving on my own at that diner 1507 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:54,742 on Highway 17, so, this is a real treat. 1508 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,286 ‐ Yeah, I bet. 1509 01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:00,999 Uh, please come in. ‐ Oh, 'kay. 1510 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:08,214 ‐ I'm just curious. Who invited you exactly? 1511 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,383 ‐ Hello, Jerry. ‐ Ciao, Leonardo! 1512 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,802 ‐ Thanks. 1513 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,429 ‐ You know, guys, it was a bit of a drive. 1514 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,472 You don't mind, I'm gonna ask you where the uh... 1515 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,308 ‐ Yeah, of course. Uh, it's upstairs to the left. 1516 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,685 ‐ Uh, thank you. 1517 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,396 Hey, Bellissima, how are you? ‐ Hi, Jerry. 1518 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,233 ‐ You invited Mom's boyfriend to Thanksgiving? 1519 01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,985 Are you insane? ‐ Come on, relax. 1520 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,278 I got a plan. 1521 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,405 ‐ Well, I don't have time for a plan, Leo. 1522 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:34,365 I have 11 people coming for dinner! 1523 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,534 ‐ Well, 12, if you count the Cheese Man. 1524 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,745 What?! ‐ 'Kay, look, 1525 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,206 do you wanna save Mom and Dad's marriage or not, huh? 1526 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,879 So our parents bought this house 25‐years‐ago, 1527 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,715 and as you can see, they built a life here. 1528 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:53,551 It's... It's a happy life too. ‐ (Chuckles, confused) 1529 01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:56,095 ‐ So why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, Jerry. 1530 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,723 ‐ Me? Now? Of cour... of course. 1531 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,602 Um, well, I'm originally from Rhode Island‐‐ 1532 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,354 ‐ And you've been spending quite a bit of time 1533 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:06,147 with our mother lately. 1534 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:08,107 ‐ Have I? Yeah. I mean... 1535 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,903 Well, you know, I've been delivering cheese to your folks 1536 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:14,948 for years now, so, you know. Yeah, we... 1537 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,326 ‐ Of course, that's what he meant. 1538 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,120 ‐ So, you admit it. You like our mother. 1539 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,039 ‐ Nancy? 1540 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,999 Yeah, absolutely! 1541 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:26,918 She's the real deal. 1542 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:28,920 You know, not a lot of women can tell the difference 1543 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,797 between a Havarti and a Baby Swiss. 1544 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:32,465 So, yes, very unique. 1545 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:37,887 ‐ And that's really all it's about, huh? 1546 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,973 Cheese? 1547 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:42,684 ‐ Is Nancy gonna be home soon or...? 1548 01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:44,644 ‐ Oh, we got some time actually. 1549 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:45,937 ‐ Oh, where are we going now? 1550 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,106 ‐ The grand tour carries on. ‐ Hey, great. 1551 01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:50,066 Now, I wonder if I can put this down? 1552 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,317 ‐ Put 'er down anywhere. ‐ Okay. 1553 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:54,070 ‐ Yeah, that's fine, right there. Yeah. 1554 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,824 ‐ What is this place? What're you doing? 1555 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,451 ‐ You're just gonna have to go ahead and sit down there, 1556 01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:02,912 cheese man. Yeah. Right here. 1557 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,039 Yeah, make yourself comfortable. 1558 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:07,000 It might get hot in here. 1559 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,170 (Blows out his breath) 1560 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:13,798 ‐ Uh, what's going on? Where's Nancy? 1561 01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:16,718 ‐ Oh, you don't worry about Nancy right now. 1562 01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:18,761 You just worry about yourself, buckaroo. 1563 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,847 ‐ Okay, well, Leo, let's not scare him. 1564 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,016 ‐ I'm not scarin' him! ‐ You're scaring me a little. 1565 01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:24,726 ‐ Well, good, good. Then... 1566 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:27,103 then you're gonna watch this. 1567 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:30,148 Lucy, (snaps fingers) video. ‐ Leo. 1568 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,567 ‐ (Snaps fingers) I'll do it myself. 1569 01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:34,736 ‐ Am I on camera? Look, I don't know what type of stuff 1570 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:37,113 you kids are into... 1571 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:39,115 ‐ You are going to sit there 1572 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:42,160 and you're going to watch. (Video plays) 1573 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,620 You're gonna watch what you're trying to tear apart 1574 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,164 and you're gonna understand 1575 01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:49,167 that there are consequences. to your little fun and games. 1576 01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:50,918 ‐ Fun and games? Look, I don't know... 1577 01:08:50,918 --> 01:08:53,046 what type of sick game you people are playing‐‐ 1578 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,131 ‐ The best in town. (Door bangs shut downstairs) 1579 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:58,468 ‐ Nancy? Nancy, help! ‐ You cannot do that! 1580 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,136 ‐ Oh my God, Leo, you have to stop! 1581 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,055 ‐ Using a restraint is technically kidnapping. 1582 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:05,099 ‐ It is not kidnapping. He was invited in. 1583 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,393 ‐ He's not a vampire! ‐ Oh, we don't know that. 1584 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,145 ‐ You're gonna get more about this. 1585 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,105 Just bucking bronco. ‐ Leo, let him go! 1586 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:12,857 ‐ Please! It's for your own good! 1587 01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:15,360 ‐ Stop it! ‐ This is crazy. You have to stop! 1588 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,111 ‐ Don't be a cry baby, Mr. Cheese Man. 1589 01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:19,113 We're not gonna hurt you. We're friends here. 1590 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:22,200 ‐ (Struggling grunts) (Video plays in background) 1591 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,036 ‐ Now just... just watch this 1592 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:29,082 and‐and we will be back in time to get you for dinner. 1593 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:30,958 ‐ (Muffled) No! ‐ What? 1594 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,877 ‐ Dude! 1595 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:35,129 ‐ Kids, we're home! ‐ Definitely going to jail. 1596 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,465 ‐ Relax, no one's going to jail. 1597 01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:42,053 ‐ There you are. 1598 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,394 ‐ False alarm. ‐ False alarm. 1599 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,813 Is that so? 1600 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:53,022 Weird. 1601 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,149 ‐ I have no idea what set it off, 1602 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,235 but, uh, Ben and Terry were just getting off shift, 1603 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,945 so I invited them to Thanksgiving. 1604 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,071 ‐ Take your coat, Officer? Leo: That's great! 1605 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,989 Hey, Officers, I can just go up here 1606 01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:03,533 and get you some, some wine if you want. 1607 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,827 If you're thirsty, I can get some for you right now. 1608 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:08,079 ‐ No can do. Still on duty for the next... 1609 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:09,997 23 minutes. ‐ (Chuckles) Okay. 1610 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:12,834 ‐ Oh, is that so? That's awesome. (Laughs) 1611 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:16,129 (Door opens) ‐ Happy, happy! Here we are. 1612 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:17,880 ‐ Grandma! ‐ Hello, Grandma! 1613 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,881 Grandma! ‐ Ron! 1614 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,758 ‐ Well, what, what'd we miss? 1615 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,261 ‐ Oh, well, the alarm went off at the restaurant 1616 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:25,930 and the officers were invited to dinner. 1617 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:27,306 ‐ Great. What's that gonna cost us? 1618 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:29,809 ‐ Oh, I hope we're not late. ‐ Oh no, not at all. 1619 01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:31,978 Come in, come in! I'm so happy you're here. 1620 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,730 (Overlapping chatter) 1621 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,648 ‐ Luce, you look beautiful. ‐ Hi. 1622 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:38,818 (Low hum of chatter) 1623 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:42,196 ‐ I'm standing here all day. 1624 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,240 Do you plan on burying me in this coat? 1625 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,241 ‐ No. No, no, no. ‐ I'm sorry, 1626 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,951 Grandma, I'll get it. 1627 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,786 ‐ Gentlemen, do you want to, uh, come get a drink? 1628 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,413 (Doorbell chimes repeatedly) 1629 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,834 ‐ Enough with the bell already! ‐ No way. 1630 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,794 Oh, she actually made it! 1631 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:59,797 Dude, I got this, I got this. Thank you though. 1632 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:02,383 Darcy, baby, you look hot! 1633 01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:05,094 ‐ Oh boy, there's a Darcy. 1634 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,055 ‐ Uh, Mom, Dad, everyone, this is Darcy. 1635 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,099 ‐ You owe me for a limo. 1636 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,143 (Gasps) Nice digs! 1637 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:14,061 And this little peanut is my Rocco. 1638 01:11:14,061 --> 01:11:16,189 We call him the Rockster. 1639 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,899 ‐ Bam‐bam‐bam, you're all dead! 1640 01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:19,650 ‐ (Chuckles) Hey, little buddy, 1641 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,110 we try not to shoot people on Thanksgiving, okay? 1642 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:24,071 ‐ You're not my mom! Bam‐bam‐bam! 1643 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,740 ‐ Isn't he the cutest? (Laughs) ‐ What's that smell? 1644 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,575 I didn't ride for an hour in the backseat 1645 01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,494 with no ventilation for a burned dinner! 1646 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,746 ‐ (Gasps) My turkey! 1647 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,207 (Low hum of chatter) 1648 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:35,666 ‐ Oh, thank you. 1649 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,713 (Low hum of chatter) 1650 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,343 Lucy: Okay, here it comes! 1651 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,429 ‐ All right. 1652 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:50,848 'Scuse me, everybody. (Clinks glass) 1653 01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:53,142 I'd like to make an announcement. 1654 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,061 My announcement is that I'm gonna be transferring 1655 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,438 to Arizona to be with Lucy. 1656 01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:59,774 (Everyone gasps) 1657 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:01,108 (Heavy thud, tray clatters) ‐ Oh! 1658 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:03,778 ‐ Holy shit, she dropped the (bleep) turkey! 1659 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,658 ‐ I know it's a surprise, 1660 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,451 but I just don't wanna be away from you anymore. 1661 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:12,245 ‐ Um, can we just talk about this later? 1662 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:14,163 ‐ What's there to talk about? 1663 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,581 I mean, obviously they're gonna want me. 1664 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,416 It's practically a done deal. ‐ No, it's not. 1665 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,046 ‐ Uh, okay, this guy again? 1666 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,173 ‐ Ohmigod, can we not do this right now? 1667 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,259 ‐ Who are you? Who is this? 1668 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,344 ‐ Oh, that's Dean. He's practically family. 1669 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,971 ‐ He's really not. ‐ I'm really not. 1670 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,223 ‐ What is going on? ‐ Nothing. Nothing. It's fine. 1671 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:35,393 Can we all just eat? Please, the food's getting cold. 1672 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:38,896 ‐ Lucy, I'm sorry I was an ass, okay, but I meant what I said. 1673 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:42,024 And that kiss... ‐ Kiss? 1674 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:45,236 ‐ Yes, I knew it. (High‐five) ‐ Kiss?! What kiss? 1675 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,697 Dean: That kiss was the best I've ever had. 1676 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,991 I know you felt it too. ‐ Dean, please... 1677 01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:51,701 ‐ Wait, this is the guy you kissed? 1678 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,161 ‐ Yes, but it‐‐ ‐ You kissed my sister? 1679 01:12:54,161 --> 01:12:55,621 ‐ Dude, I'm sorry. ‐ Well, I told you, 1680 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,915 you touch her, you're dead. ‐ Hey, okay, stop this. 1681 01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:00,877 Everyone calm down, okay? 1682 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:03,045 I have my own announcement I'd like to make. 1683 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:04,797 ‐ Oh no, you don't! (Bangs table) 1684 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,215 ‐ Oh! 1685 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,134 ‐ This is my house, 1686 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:12,013 and if anyone's making any announcements it's me! 1687 01:13:12,013 --> 01:13:13,389 I want a divorce. 1688 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,057 ‐ What? 1689 01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,310 ‐ Hah! You heard me. ‐ Dad, no. 1690 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:19,854 ‐ Uh, Ron, you can't mean that. 1691 01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:21,355 ‐ Don't pretend you weren't gonna say it first. 1692 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:23,107 The jig is up, missy! I know everything! 1693 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,943 I know that you're in love with that that‐that‐that... 1694 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,695 the cheese man. 1695 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:29,864 ‐ What?! ‐ You are? 1696 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,951 Nancy, is that true? 1697 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:37,204 Are you in love with me? 1698 01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:39,081 ‐ Jerry, what are you doing here? 1699 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,083 ‐ Well, I was invited, but frankly‐‐ 1700 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,251 ‐ Ungh! ‐ D'oh! 1701 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,046 ‐ Ron! ‐ Officer, I wanna press charges. 1702 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:47,381 ‐ On what grounds? ‐ False imprisonment for one. 1703 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,091 I show up and the kids tied me up upstairs 1704 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:50,885 and left me for dead. ‐ That's not true! 1705 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,970 No, no, he tied himself up! ‐ (Snorts) 1706 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:55,056 ‐ With our mother. ‐ Oh... 1707 01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:56,891 ‐ And we wanna press our own charges. 1708 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,601 ‐ On what grounds? ‐ Well, I don't know, 1709 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,020 sleeping with a married woman has to be some sort of crime. 1710 01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:03,439 ‐ Babe, let's not go there. ‐ What, you're married? 1711 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,232 ‐ Just a little. Stuffing? 1712 01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:07,443 ‐ What do you mean you're switching schools? 1713 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,445 Who do you think's gonna pay for that? 1714 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,530 ‐ He's not switching schools. ‐ Yes. Yes, I am! 1715 01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,116 ‐ 29 years ‐ wasted. 1716 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:16,994 ‐ I told you not to marry that hussy. 1717 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:19,789 ‐ You did? ‐ It's true. She warned me. 1718 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,708 ‐ Never liked ya. Never will. ‐ Grandma... 1719 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,418 ‐ Can you describe the false imprisonment, sir? 1720 01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,212 ‐ Yes, I can. I showed up 1721 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:28,214 with a beautiful and very thoughtful‐‐ 1722 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:31,008 ‐ Can we please just eat! ‐ No, I lost my appetite. 1723 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,426 I still can't believe you kissed that guy! 1724 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,261 ‐ Yeah, well, I can't believe that you kissed every girl 1725 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,056 in the tri‐state area. ‐ Wait, you cheated on Lucy? 1726 01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:39,100 You dick! ‐ You cheated on my sister?! 1727 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,060 I don't which one of you guys to punch first! 1728 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,020 ‐ Well, what do you want? I'll kick his ass. 1729 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,981 Or I'll kick his ass and then your ass. 1730 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,941 Oh, you want it first? ‐ Can you please calm down, 1731 01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:48,484 Jordan? Jordan. ‐ No, I'm not gonna calm down. 1732 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,069 Whose ass wants to get kicked first? 1733 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:51,696 ‐ Jordan please, I really just wanna sit down 1734 01:14:51,696 --> 01:14:53,781 and have a nice Thanksgiving dinner. 1735 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:56,367 ‐ If anyone's getting punched around here, it's that cheese head! 1736 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,662 ‐ Officer, are you getting this? 1737 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:02,289 (Yelling over one another) ‐ 'Kay, stop! Stop! 1738 01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:05,126 (Everyone yelling) ‐ Momma, I'm scared. 1739 01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:07,211 ‐ I know, baby. We'll go right after pie. 1740 01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:11,007 ‐ We are a civilized family. 1741 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:13,801 (Hard thunk) (Everyone yelling) 1742 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:16,971 ‐ Can we spend Thanksgiving at my family's next year? 1743 01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:19,306 ‐ Yes. And every year after that. 1744 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,017 ‐ (Chuckles) 1745 01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,106 (Happy gasp) 1746 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:31,360 ‐ (Clapping) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 1747 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:34,196 I am not having an affair with anyone. 1748 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,782 Why on earth would you think that? 1749 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,117 ‐ We were watching you, Mom. 1750 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:40,244 ‐ You were spying on me? 1751 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:42,329 ‐ Well, no, not spying. We were just kinda following you around 1752 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:43,748 without you knowing about it. 1753 01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:45,875 Lucy: We did it because we love you. 1754 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,044 We love you and we wanted to save your marriage. 1755 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:53,257 ‐ Ah, jeez, my kids. 1756 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,301 I mean, that's... that's beautiful. 1757 01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:58,345 ‐ Nancy, you might as well just tell them. 1758 01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:00,139 They're gonna find out soon enough. 1759 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,432 ‐ I do not have to listen to this! 1760 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,434 ‐ Yeah, you do! Honey, please. Oh honey, you do, you do. 1761 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,853 Ron, Ron... 1762 01:16:05,853 --> 01:16:07,772 I wanted this to be a surprise, 1763 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:10,274 but I think I should tell you now. 1764 01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,984 Um... 1765 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,655 I'm not having an affair with Jerry. 1766 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:20,951 ‐ It's Joe at the cleaner's, isn't it? 1767 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:24,663 ‐ No, it's not Joe. I'm not having an affair with anyone. 1768 01:16:24,663 --> 01:16:26,582 Jerry doesn't want me. 1769 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,251 He wants... the restaurant. 1770 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,420 ‐ What? ‐ What? 1771 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,964 ‐ Yeah, we've been going over the books and the taxes 1772 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:35,466 to see what might be fair. 1773 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:37,968 ‐ Sell Rony's? I mean, that's our lifeblood. 1774 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:40,304 ‐ Oh, honey, it's draining our lives. 1775 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:44,058 Ron, we have been working practically non‐stop 1776 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,018 seven days a week for the last 20 years, 1777 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,187 and I'm tired. I wanna sleep in. 1778 01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,106 I wanna travel. I wanna go on adventures. 1779 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,149 I wanna have great sex 1780 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:54,110 while I'm still young enough to enjoy it... 1781 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,152 with my husband. 1782 01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:57,488 ‐ You do? ‐ Of course I do. 1783 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:02,159 You're the only man for me. You know that. 1784 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,287 ‐ Oh my God, I, I thought I knew that, but I, I just... 1785 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,081 I guess I got scared. 1786 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:09,208 I mean, you've changed so much lately. 1787 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,502 ‐ Honey, I thought you lost interest, so... 1788 01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:13,796 I was trying to excite you again and... 1789 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,089 ‐ Baby, I may not always show it, 1790 01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:18,050 but you excite me every day of our lives. 1791 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:19,885 ‐ Hmm. ‐ I love you. 1792 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:22,221 ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Mm... Mm... 1793 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:24,181 ‐ Can we do that later? ‐ Oh. 1794 01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,016 ‐ Okay, that's... 1795 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:28,060 ‐ I think I just lost my appetite. 1796 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:31,355 ‐ So, do you agree, you think it's time to sell? 1797 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:33,691 ‐ If it's what you want, that's what I want. 1798 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,234 Lucy: Wait, but, but... 1799 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,361 I thought I was gonna take over the restaurant after college? 1800 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:41,866 ‐ Oh, honey, you're so young. Is that what you really want? 1801 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:46,871 ‐ (Under his breath) Come on... 1802 01:17:46,871 --> 01:17:48,122 ‐ No... 1803 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,002 No, I mean I guess I thought that I did, 1804 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:55,629 but, but... not anymore. 1805 01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:57,047 ‐ Whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa. 1806 01:17:57,047 --> 01:17:59,175 Wait just a flippin' minute here. 1807 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:02,052 Anyone stop to think that maybe I wanted to run 1808 01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:03,971 the family business? All: (Laughing) 1809 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,181 ‐ No, not at all. ‐ Yeah... 1810 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:07,183 ‐ Come on, bro, let's be real. ‐ No, not even a little. 1811 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:09,977 ‐ Well, why not? I mean, you didn't really think that like... 1812 01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:11,979 I'm gonna be, you know, a deadbeat musician 1813 01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:14,899 living in the basement for the rest of my life, right? 1814 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,859 ‐ Honey, you can't even do your own laundry, 1815 01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:18,110 much less run a business. 1816 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:21,405 ‐ Oh, right, right, yeah. I'm dumb, yeah. 1817 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:24,241 I'm so dumb that I've been saving money 1818 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,868 and taking online courses ‐ for what? ‐ 1819 01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:27,077 for restaurant management. 1820 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,329 ‐ Oh! ‐ Yeah, you know what? 1821 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,705 I actually got some... (Clucks tongue) 1822 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,290 some ideas bouncing around the old noggin' 1823 01:18:31,290 --> 01:18:33,292 and some of them are... (snaps fingers) pretty good. 1824 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:36,128 ‐ Okay, look, why don't we talk about this after dinner, 1825 01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,756 all right? After all, it is Thanksgiving. 1826 01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:40,257 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Ow! Help! 1827 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:44,261 (Grunts of effort) 1828 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,057 ‐ My turkey. 1829 01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,978 Rocco: Bam‐bam‐bam! Oh! Gah! 1830 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:55,147 You get out for me! All: (Laughing) 1831 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,441 Leo: Call it... 1832 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:59,777 pizza on a stick. 1833 01:18:59,777 --> 01:19:02,529 ‐ Pizza on a stick. (Laughs) This guy. 1834 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:04,031 You know what? I like it. 1835 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,700 Not bad, kid. Not bad. 1836 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,452 Leo: Uh, maybe we could uh... 1837 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:11,372 sell it out of our new drive‐thru window. 1838 01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:13,707 Jerry: Drive‐thru pizza. That's not bad. 1839 01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:15,000 That's, that's great, kid. 1840 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,088 You know, how do you feel about partnering up? 1841 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,881 ‐ Hey... 1842 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:22,883 ♪ You don't feel nothin' ♪ 1843 01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,426 ♪ Isn't it something ♪ 1844 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:27,096 ♪ How quickly your honesty ♪ 1845 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,514 ‐ I'm so confused. 1846 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,642 ‐ Jordan, I have a confession to make. 1847 01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:35,187 (Sighs) 1848 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:37,064 The truth is... 1849 01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:42,403 I love strawberries. 1850 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,447 ‐ What? ‐ I do. 1851 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,199 I love them. 1852 01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:51,954 I always have. I‐I love... 1853 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:54,623 strawberry ice creams and shortcake, 1854 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:58,127 and I haven't had strawberries in five years because of you. 1855 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:02,464 And I miss them. 1856 01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:05,467 ‐ Oh... okay. 1857 01:20:08,846 --> 01:20:12,808 ‐ In high school, all I wanted was to be your girlfriend 1858 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,935 and live in our small town 1859 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,812 and play it safe the rest of my life. 1860 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:18,564 ‐ That doesn't sound so bad. 1861 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,232 ‐ Yeah, I know and it's not... 1862 01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:23,444 for some people. 1863 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,114 But not for me. 1864 01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:31,660 These last few days have shown me that... 1865 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:35,247 that I just need to get out of my comfort zone, 1866 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:38,125 try something new and scare myself and... 1867 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,254 maybe kiss someone else for a change. 1868 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:44,131 ‐ Ouch. 1869 01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:46,800 ‐ I've been letting my fear of the future 1870 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,093 keep me in the past. 1871 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:53,390 And you were actually brave to wanna dump me. 1872 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,227 ‐ Thanks. 1873 01:20:57,227 --> 01:20:59,021 ‐ Jordan, I'm... 1874 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:01,690 I'm so sorry, but... 1875 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110 it's over. 1876 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:09,073 I'm turkey dropping you. 1877 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:11,992 ‐ You're whating me? 1878 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:15,913 ♪ You been lying to yourself ♪ 1879 01:21:15,913 --> 01:21:17,373 ♪ Not just to me ♪ 1880 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,042 ‐ Look it up. 1881 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:26,423 ♪♪♪ 1882 01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:28,008 ‐ Well? 1883 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:30,969 ‐ Mmm. Mmm! 1884 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:33,722 Honestly? 1885 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,808 That's the worst pie I've ever had in my life. 1886 01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,309 ‐ I know, it's so bad. 1887 01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,061 Ugh... (Pie tin clanks) 1888 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,980 Hey, you never told me 1889 01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:44,274 how you knew about the offer from Boise State. 1890 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:48,779 ‐ Oh, yeah, that. 1891 01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:50,406 That must've been the day that you... 1892 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,282 came down and heard my music. 1893 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,701 You dropped your ear buds. 1894 01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:57,955 Took 'em back to your room. I saw the letter on your desk. 1895 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,916 I wanted to say something, 1896 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,043 but I didn't want you to think I was some kind of stalker. 1897 01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:09,049 ‐ Stalker... ‐ (Chuckles) 1898 01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:14,096 Happy Thanksgiving, Lucy. 1899 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,890 ‐ Happy Thanksgiving, Dean. 1900 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,267 Both: (Chuckle) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1901 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:21,603 ♪ All my life ♪ 1902 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:23,730 ♪ I was waiting ♪ 1903 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:26,525 ♪ For you ♪ 1904 01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,110 ♪ Now I've got ♪ 1905 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:33,115 ♪ Something to lose... ♪ 1906 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,076 ‐ Hey! Are you not coming to the Christmas party? 1907 01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,245 ‐ Can't. I have to finish this essay. 1908 01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:40,873 ‐ Well, you know, Amanda, this is college. 1909 01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:44,960 Sometimes you need to get outta your room and live a little. 1910 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,712 ‐ Are those my flipflops? 1911 01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:49,089 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 1912 01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:51,884 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 1913 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:54,261 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 1914 01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:59,391 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 1915 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:02,102 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 1916 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,688 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 1917 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,649 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 1918 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:09,318 (Phone rings) 1919 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:12,279 ‐ Merry Christmas, Arizona girl. 1920 01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:14,865 ‐ Merry Christmas, soon‐to‐be Arizona guy. 1921 01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:16,742 ‐ Well, it's not for sure yet, 1922 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,660 but my grad‐school application is officially in. 1923 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,537 Your parents wrote an awesome recommendation letter. 1924 01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:23,081 ‐ Your mother wrote it all. She's the brains of the operation. 1925 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:25,667 ‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dad, dad, your hair's blue! 1926 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,377 ‐ (Laughs) I know that clown at the salon 1927 01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:28,879 turned me into a Smurf. 1928 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:30,756 ‐ Jamal thought it would be festive for our cruise. 1929 01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:32,591 Honey, are you sure you don't mind us leaving 1930 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,927 during your Christmas break? ‐ Mom, no. 1931 01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,386 No, I'm excited for you guys. 1932 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,180 And anyway, I'll see you before you go‐‐ 1933 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:41,475 Leo: Hey! No, no, no personal calls on company time! 1934 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:43,560 Come on, this tree ain't gonna decorate itself. 1935 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,104 Let's go, people! ‐ Ciao, Luciana! 1936 01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:48,232 ‐ You're so sexy when you're in charge. 1937 01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,358 ‐ I'm not sure the tree works there. 1938 01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:51,193 I think it's better in front of the window. 1939 01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:53,737 ‐ Trust me, I got vision. ‐ Honey, you retired. 1940 01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:57,115 Let's let the new management put the tree where he wants. 1941 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:59,451 ‐ Help? Please come home. 1942 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:02,037 ‐ (Laughs) I'll be there in two days. 1943 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,664 ‐ It's the longest two days of my life. 1944 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:05,457 ‐ Mine too. 1945 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:08,252 ‐ Bye, Mean Dean. 1946 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,045 ‐ Bye, Lucy... 1947 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:16,969 ♪♪♪ 1948 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:19,054 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 1949 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:22,891 ♪ Come get your eggnog ♪ 1950 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,601 ♪ Go watch the snow fall ♪ 1951 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:27,062 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la We gonna deck the halls ♪ 139062

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