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Come on.
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Come on, will you? Come on!
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Yeeargh!
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COMPO SPLUTTERS:
Co... Come...on.
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Come on. Come 'ere!
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Whatever have you got down there?
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I'll show thee
if ever I get the strength!
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I know you've got nothing there.
You're trying to get me round that corner.
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Sometimes this lack of trust
really hu-u-urts!
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Oh!
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I must be slipping.
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ENGINE FAILS TO START
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Ah, Smiler - just the lad.
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I'm in an 'urry. Me, too. I've got
to get this van going for Howard.
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Howard's bought a van? No - junk!
I'VE got to turn it into a van!
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You see this? I want you to hold it
against this contact here.
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When I turn the starter, look out
for sparks. Is it dangerous?
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Would I ask you to do it if it
was dangerous? Which one do I hold?
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Is it this one? No - THIS one.
Now, just hold it in this position.
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Oh, life is always so complicated.
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Still, so long as it's not
dangerous. Have you got it? Yes.
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Now, keep your eye out for sparks.
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ENGINE STUTTERS
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Ah! Ooh!
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That was lovely, Smiler.
I THOUGHT that was the live one.
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This is in strictest confidence.
Howard doesn't want anybody to know he's got a van. You gave me a shock.
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It shocked me, too!
Howard was the LAST person I ever thought would have a van!
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YELPING AND HOWLING
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Grr-rr! Arrgh!
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YELPS
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Tha'll have to give us a hand,
love!
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He's up to somethin'.
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You're not catchin' me THIS time!
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Come and give us a hand, lass!
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Sometimes I think life gets harder.
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I'll have to go now, Mother. I've
just heard Barry getting the car out.
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It's his day off. I expect
he's taking me somewhere nice.
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I KNOW I'm lucky. Everybody's
husband's not so thoughtful.
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I'll ca... Ca...
Catch you later, Mother. Bye!
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She looks well! She does.
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I'm just glad you haven't started
bringing it inside the house!
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Where are we going? Going? Where
are you taking me? For your day off?
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I thought I'd clean her a bit.
THEN you'll take me somewhere?
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Well, yeah, if you like. If you can
think of somewhere... Interesting?
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Clean.
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I-It's cleaner than Howard's van.
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Howard's got a van?!
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Oh. Oh.
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H-He wants it keeping quiet,
so mum's the word.
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It's HIS business. Oh, absolutely.
His business entirely.
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Did you know Howard's got a van?
Howard?
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I've got it.
Have you heard? Howard's got a van!
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Now, have you got that pencil?
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MORE "BARKING"
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Tha'll have to help me, lass!
It's too much for one person.
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Give over! Give over! Sit!
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No, sit!
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AH!
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I knew it! I've fallen for it again!
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Worth it, though, isn't it, eh?
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It's really quite an attractive van.
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Not from where I am. Of course,
I realise it needs doing up a bit.
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I hope you're not planning
to go too far, Howard. What? We're just good friends. With the VAN!
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Oh. Oh, with the van! You didn't
tell anyone it was mine, did you?
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Do you realise I must have absolute
secrecy? You keep sayin' that!
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Well, I have to be certain.
Pearl would misunderstand any reports of my increased mobility.
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Your secret's safe with us, Howard.
Who's going to go around gossiping about your van?
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Once you've finished with the engine,
could you make things sort of...comfy in 'ere?
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HOW comfy, Howard?
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Well, you know...
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REALLY comfy.
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How do, Wesley? How's Howard's van?
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Oh-ho! Where's the other two?
They'll be coming. Oh. Something to look forward to(!)
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What's tha' got that's cheap?
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Advice. Don't touch!
I could murder a bun.
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You usually do,
and everybody can hear the struggle!
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'Ey up! Who's this gorgeous couple?
We're all dressed up this morning. What's the big occasion?
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Please don't handle the garments.
I'm taking Clegg out on business.
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It's HIS idea. It all happened
so fast. It's like being called up.
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You can't let people treat you
in that manner. You have to stand up for your rights. What rights?
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You've made a good first move.
You've placed yourself in MY hands.
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"Placed"? More like "kidnapped"!
What's he got thee doing?
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Don't come too near. I don't want
ferret hairs all over the threads.
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He says I'm paying too much council
tax. He's taking me to the council. We're going to sort it out.
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Wouldn't you be better with somebody
who knows what he's doing? He would.
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He'd do better with somebody
who knew what they was doing.
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I'm no stranger to representing
people. As a former copper, I have the legal know-how. "Legal know-how".
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Plus a wealth of experience
in facing up to one of the world's most diabolical criminal minds.
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The Hackney Strangler?
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The former Mrs Truelove.
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Clegg needs someone for the defence.
Tha's always been prosecuting.
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Not always. I spoke for 25 minutes
once in front of judge and jury
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on behalf of some poor devil
who'd been charged with wife murder.
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What happened?
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They hanged him...
but that was on a technicality.
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Our own transport?
It seemed like a natural move.
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Oh, Howard! Our own transport.
It'll be less conspicuous than riding about on bicycles.
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And less wear and tear, providing
the driver's a gentleman, of course.
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The thing we have to do, of course,
is keep it absolutely secret.
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It'll be OUR secret, Howard.
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Oh, Marina.
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Oh, Howard.
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How do, Howard?
I hear tha's gettin' a van.
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Don't worry, Norm. Even HE can't
get thee hung this time.
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Could I have that in writing?
He'll be in good hands. I won't let these people trample on him.
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Being trampled on was a condition
of employment before the war.
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With you two gone,
what am I going to do all day?
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Oh, you'll find something.
Make yourself useful. Do something for the area.
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Emigrate!
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Listen, Perry Mason. Be sure
and bring him back in one piece.
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I wish I didn't know what I was
going to do all day. You'll be fine.
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I can be very impressive on these
legal occasions. They'll think I'm some big gun from the Queen's bench.
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What are you gonna do all day?
I could maybe find you some odd-jobs.
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Oh, no. It's me back, love.
Thanks all the same. I suppose I could go home and clean me ferrets.
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No, I'll save that for a rainy day.
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Cleaning wet ferrets?
Oh, that sounds delicious(!)
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I think I'll have a wander round
Nora Batty.
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You'd be safer cleaning your ferrets.
She can be very playful. Nora Batty - playful?!
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Do you want to see the scars?
Not on catering premises, I don't!
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Oh, I'd like one of them buns.
Oh, no you don't!
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Put it on the slate, love.
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BEEPING
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DOORBELL CHIMES
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What do YOU want? They've had to go
down the town hall, which means I'm suddenly left with some free time.
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I thought, for something different
today, what about if you and I try to make some BIG magic, eh?
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I'll tell you what magic
YOU can do...
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YOU can disappear!
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How about we go down there
and play some Fred Astaire records? Boo be do-be-do...
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Here's something
you'll find hard to resist.
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How about if we papered my bedroom?
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All right. We'll paper YOUR bedroom.
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Listen, don't play so hard to get.
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I've put 25 years into this!
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If I could get a personal loan,
what about a honeymoon in Blackpool?
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I'm not saying we have
to get married - just a honeymoon.
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Your husband always wanted us
to get together...
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especially when he was alive!
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All I'm gettin' is silence.
Is that your final answer?
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No, THIS is my final answer!
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Ooh! Argh!
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That's a nice clean car, Barry.
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I like a nice clean car.
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I've got a neighbour
who's a cleaning fanatic.
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She's not as tidy round the ankles
as thee, but I bet you two could meet and exchange experiences.
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I wouldn't say I was a fanatic,
Mr Simmonite but I like a clean car. We all like things clean, Barry.
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It's just that we scruffy beggars
get disheartened trying to compete against experts like thee.
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Good cleaners are born.
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I sometimes wonder why, but, well...
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Well, I must, er, go
and change me water, Mr Simmonite.
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I know the feeling, Barry.
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Keep polishing, Barry.
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'Ey up! A pillow!
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I could do with that.
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Now, then, what do you tell them
when you get to Donaldson Street?
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They have to pay extra.
No, no, show a bit of tact, lad.
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You tell them that,
"On account of their good order..." Well, go on then. Repeat after me.
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"On account of their good order..."
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"..Auntie Wainwright has popped in
a few extra items..." SMILER REPEATS
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"..at rock-bottom prices
as a token of appreciation." HE REPLIES VERBATIM
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Don't come back without the money.
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"Don't come back without the money."
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Suppose something drops off?
Looks like it could any minute, but I just hope it's from YOU!
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Oh!
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I really ought to have some help.
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And here it comes.
Now, isn't that miraculous? Just when you need some help, it appears.
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I shan't have to be long.
It's Barry's day off. He's taking me for a ride when he's cleaned his car.
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He does DRIVE it, then?
All I've seen him do is clean it! He likes a clean car.
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They do. Mine cleaned his motorbike
till you could see your face in it,
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but give him a window to clean,
he'd leave streaks!
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They do. They leave streaks.
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Oh, mine's not too bad with windows.
Mind you, he's had the practice.
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It's his OUT-door activities
I've got to keep an eye on.
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For outdoor activities,
my Barry is thinking about golf.
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Since when?
Oh...since recently.
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Our family's never had any golfers!
I hope it won't interfere with his more sober practices!
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I don't see what's wrong with golf.
It's socially acceptable.
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There are some very funny things
socially acceptable these days.
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They START with golf, then
the next thing you know, it's dinner parties and a new conservatory!
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Didn't he used to play golf -
the one that went wild with his secretary?
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HOW wild?
Drink your coffee!
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I wish MINE would play golf, but he
can only handle one thing at a time.
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Give him a bagful of clubs to choose
from and he'd never make up his mind. No, he likes the simple pleasures -
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the simpler the better.
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His secretary wasn't
that attractive. They run away with the funniest women.
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You can't argue with that.
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I'm sure if my Barry played golf, it
wouldn't lead to any further trouble.
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You never know what they'll be after
next, once they get the conservatory.
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He's GOT an outdoor activity.
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He cleans his car.
What MORE does he want?
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Hang on a minute, Smiler.
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There's got to be a better way
to stop this stuff falling off.
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Tha's never going to believe this.
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I think I've got it!
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It's just come to me!
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I knew we'd crack it, Smiler,
soon as we put our minds to it.
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I don't remember putting my mind
to it. I think it was YOU that put all your mind to it!
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Tha' sounds unhappy, Smiler.
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It's a long way to Donaldson Street.
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Not if we take the short cut.
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Not too fast, Smiler!
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Don't tell ME! Tell the handcart!
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A touch more brake, Smiler!
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That's probably a good idea...
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if we HAD any brakes!
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CART CRASHES
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Hey! That's a funny way
to spell "Howard"!
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Right then, Smiler.
Tha' can manage now.
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Y-You can't leave me now!
I got thee down here, didn't I? Mission accomplished. Duty done.
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It's only a few doors down.
I've got to go.
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I can't leave Nora Batty for too
long in case she starts to fret.
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W-What will I say to the people?
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Oh, tha'll think of summat.
Tha' were always a glib talker.
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Everybody says so.
"Oh, that Smiler. Wonderful talker! Holds thee spellbound."
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That's what they say. Mmm. They do?
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Tha' was noted for it.
"That Smiler..." they'd say, "talk his way out of anything."
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Listen, if tha' want anything,
at any time, give me a whistle.
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I don't know what I'm going to tell
these people. Oh, that's a laugh,
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coming from Mr Silver-Tongue
himself!
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'Ey up, Howard. All tha' needs now
is a goldfish in a bowl!
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Look,
it's just a temporary arrangement.
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That's what tha' said about Marina.
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I don't know what you mean. Right,
we'd better get her road-tested.
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Marina? She's BEEN road-tested...
quite a few times. I meant the van. Oh, the van!
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If you'll just give me the keys,
I'll take her for a test. Wait. I'M the one that has to road-test her.
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There's me reputation at stake here.
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He's right, Howard.
I shall come along as a witness.
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Not bad for a temporary arrangement.
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Go up to the junction and turn left.
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Where are we going, Howard?
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N-Nowhere particular.
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Then take the second on the right,
go 300 yards and look out for a lane.
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That's REALLY nowhere particular!
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Turn right here.
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Why right, Howard?
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Oh...no particular reason.
Just a whim.
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I can see the whim from here!
She's waiting!
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Oh, what a coincidence!
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I think there might be room
at the front. There usually is.
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Wouldn't you rather be in the front?
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I'm fine, Howard.
It's really quite snug in the back.
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It looks TOO snug if you ask me!
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Nobody asked thee, Howard.
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Don't worry. She'll make it.
HOWARD: It's a bit steep.
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Well, if it's a road test,
you have to try things out.
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I believe this young lady
is of the same opinion!
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Where's he going with Marina?
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I think he might be going quite far,
Howard. It's a long hill.
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That was just the first step.
It's not over yet.
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Well, you said you'd make them
adjust it, and they did.
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They put it UP 30 quid!
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That was a bluff. We had them scared
there. We'll get them on appeal.
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At �30 a go, do you think
we can AFFORD to appeal?
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Do you think YOU'VE had a bad day?
What about scruffy trousers? He'll have been bored out of his mind!
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He has no idea what to do
when we're not around.
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I bet he's had
the most boring time of his life!
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Hello, Truly. Hello, Norm.
Where have YOU been?
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Nowhere particular.
That's as close as I can get without embarrassing a lady.
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HE WHISTLES CHEERILY
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