All language subtitles for Last of the Summer Wine s18e11 There goes the groom.eng

BANGING AND BUMPING DOWNSTAIRS

COMPO: Will you come here, Stella!
Tha knows I'm going out!

It'll be over before we get there!

Stella, stop messing me about. Tha's
cutting into my drinking time!

Can't we just leave her? I will!

I've just left her. She's
playing up because I'm going out.

Maybe she's lonely.
Can't you get a ferret-sitter?

Oh, no. She's a one-man ferret.

Right...we're off.
Tha'll have to stay loose!

There's a possibility we could all
be locked in here for ever! Give it a good tug.

Come here.

Well, we can't leave it like this.
Stella's loose.

Ohh.

You're late. We'd given you up.
Are you leaving?

I wanted a bit of company.
Tha can't be short of company at a stag night! Not now you're here.

I'm glad we came late. How long
have you all been drinking?

You know how time flies
when you're busy.

Where did tha learn to drink
like that?! A lifetime in the Metropolitan Police.

Picked it up as you went along.

You seem to have picked it up
very well.

Before I became Sergeant Truelove,
CID,

I had to pass rigorous tests
in advanced drinking.

Besides which, the former
Mrs Truelove always looked better under the influence of alcohol.

The former Mrs Truelove?
How long were tha married?

37 years.

Oh, well, if you're not going to
give the thing a fair chance...

Tha got divorced? After 37 years?

It was a painful time.
I don't like to speak about it.

Marriage was all right at first.
I still treasure the memory of the first few...

minutes.

Tha doesn't like to speak about it?
According to the last bloke on his feet, tha spoke about it all night!

It wasn't all night. Members
of the public tend to exaggerate.

He said you'd scared
the groom half to death with your horror stories of wedlock.

I was giving him the benefit
of my experience. In years to come he'll be more than grateful.

How come tha got invited?
They needed someone responsible to look after the groom -

and who more responsible than the
former Detective Sergeant Herbert Truelove? "Truly of the Yard".

If you're supposed to be keeping
an eye on the groom, where is he?

He's fine. Enjoying his last
few quiet moments before the fray.

Please excuse me. I get sentimental
on these occasions.

BLOWS NOSE

I could be lying.
A copper should always bear that possibility in mind.

Now, that's better.

You look lovely!

You could be biased, Auntie Edie.

She's going to look lovely.

Nervous, but lovely.

I hope she enjoys it as much
as I enjoyed my wedding day.

Drink your sherry!

Oh, Mother!

I've got butterflies. Get her
a drink! Do you think I ought to? Why not? The men will be.

Any excuse.

I hope Ronald's all right. He will
be. He doesn't normally drink a lot.

It's surprising what they can do
when they put their minds to it!

It's like riding a bicycle.
They fall down, then they get the hang of it!

Some of them turn to worse things
than drink!

At least yours doesn't have
a hangover in the morning.

They're pathetic
when they have a hangover - it's as if they're dying.

They're not good at pain.

Well, it's our duty to make sure
that they become accustomed to it!

I don't cause my Barry any pain!

Well, it's time you started.

If you haven't got him house-trained
by now, when will you?

Is marriage that bad?

No, love, it's fine,

once you get past
the excitable bits.

I had no trouble doing that.

Marriage is lovely. I hope
I never get past the excitable bits!

Will you please drink your sherry?

I just hope my Ronald's OK.

It's his last night of freedom.
You've got to give him a break.

You've the rest of your life to get
your own back. He's all right. He's with Mr Truelove.

He used to be a policeman.

And with my Barry as best man,
he's not going to come to much harm!

The former Mrs Truelove had all the
arrogance of an attractive woman,

it's just a pity she didn't have
the face and figure to go with it.

Between perms
she looked like Max Wall.

I used to like Max Wall.

Not to wake up with!

I didn't like him that much.

I hope Stella's all right.

You want to drink and forget.
They've closed the bar.

Whose drink is that?

Judging by its pink
and delicate complexion, I'd say it's the best man's. Barry?

Is he going to finish it?

Not for a while.

Glenda's going to be so pleased that
you've got Barry in that condition.

I just told them a few stories
of marriage,

and, suddenly, they wanted to drink
rather more than was good for them.

I thought Foggy was coming.

Foggy? Dewhurst. A tall streak
with a walking stick.

A bit slow with a penny
but quick with his war stories.

Oh, him. Well, he WAS here.

I'm sure he was here.

Yes, I thought I'd seen him.

I've told you what time to fetch the
flowers. You've told me 14 times.

And you're as vague every time.

I've noticed that you take
no notice of a sentence unless it's got the word "motor" in it.

Have you cleaned your best shoes?
Yes.

The bride's supposed to look lovely,
not me. We're her only relatives,

and I am going to get you done up
if it kills me!

It's the least we can do.

PHONE RINGS
Now what?

Hello?

Who is it?

It's Mr Truelove. What does he want?
He wants some transport. At this hour?!

What's Barry doing?

I don't think you want to know
what Barry's doing right now.

Talk about being married,
he looks ready to be buried!

I don't think he'll notice
the difference.

You can't take him home
in this state.

We'll take care of him somewhere
like Nora Batty's spare bedroom.

We'd better get them
back to my place and sober them up.

We'd better go and get Foggy.
It'll take four of us.

Do you come here often?
I can't remember.

You can't remember what?

I've never seen Foggy
in this condition.

He's much easier to handle.

I enjoy a good wedding.
So I've noticed.

The secret is to make sure
that it's somebody else's.

For 37 years you were married.
You must miss each other. We have missed each other -

with half bricks, frying pans,
empty bottles...

Keep your voice down.
Tha'll be terrifying this lad.

Oh, he's not listening.

One thing's for sure, Foggy's not
listening. He's not talking, either.

I love listening to Foggy
when he's not talking.

I take my hat off to him. He has
the admiration of Truly of the Yard.

What for?

For his native wit and cunning.

I believe anyone who avoids wedlock
is deserving of the highest respect.

I found wedlock very confusing
but your marriage can't have been all that bad.

It was fine while they were taking
the photographs.

It was only after that
it was all downhill.

Do you think I can get
some sleep now?

There's nothing stopping you.
Get into bed.

Will you be making notes all night?
Why are you so argumentative? I only asked.

It's because you're in a suit
tomorrow - you're always nervous the night before.

I shan't be able to breathe.
That's because you're used to those baggy overalls.

You don't need that shed when you've
all that space in your overalls.

Serves you right if I turn purple!

You'd better not!
It'll clash with my outfit!

DOORBELL RINGS

RAPID KNOCKING

Now what?!

Well, go and see what it is!

I've lost my Barry!

You haven't lost him.
It's as if he just disappeared between the pub and home!

I never believed in flying saucers
but... Flying saucers?! I've just seen him!

Has he been tampered with?
Have they replaced his brain?

It's funny you should say that...
He's fine. Well, nearly fine.

Oh, will he still recognise me?

Give him time.

If it's something scandalous,
keep your voices down. My Barry's had an encounter! Barry's fine!

He's perfectly safe at Norman
Clegg's. What's he doing there?

He's doing what he should be doing -
he's looking after the groom.

I had this premonition.
The groom's had an encounter!

Only with a drinker
outside his class. He's just a bit under the weather.

He'd better be fine and sunny
by morning!

What time is it?

I don't know.
I think I died during the night.

I nearly died.

That Mr Truelove - did you hear
his awful marriage stories, eh?

Barry, you don't think
it's possible I could be making a terrible mistake, do you?

I wish you wouldn't talk at me,
Ronnie.

Every word's coming in
like a half brick.

Give us a hand, lads. Don't stand
by all limp on your wedding morn!

There'll be plenty of time for that
later!

He's stayed asleep in case
it's his turn to buy a round!

There's plenty of time before
the wedding - let him sleep at home.

'Ey up, Ronnie!

This is the day, lad!
Do you think tha's ready for it?

I don't know. You hear
such terrible stories, don't you?

It's not that bad. Barry will tell
you that. Barry? Who's Barry?

You! Oh, yeah.

ENGINE REVS

You're home, Barry.
It's your house!

I knew I'd seen it before.
I'm beginning to remember things.

ALL: Not that one! This one!

Barry! You're supposed to stay by my
side! No, that's the little woman -

by your side,

on your back, up your nose!

Barry will be back
for the wedding. I'm not sure I will.

I'm not sure I can do it.
There's nothing to it! How long did yours last?

Best part of a fortnight.

It's not all bad. Barry has
a good marriage. Take no notice of Mr Truelove and watch Barry.

How could you do this to me?

And the Building Society?

Whoops!

Call me sentimental,
but such scenes do remind me of my own happy home-life!

Maybe he'd have done better if
we'd let him go in the wrong house.

Did you say
that was a good marriage?

Well, they don't come much better
than Glenda and Barry!

Morning!

Here we are then, Ronnie - home!
Couldn't we go for a ride? It's such a lovely morning.

Come on, Ronnie. Get some sleep
before you have to get ready!

Millions of people will tell you
how good it is to be married. Of course, they could be lying.

Is she attractive, the bride?
Oh, she is. She's attractive.

Yes... I don't know how they do it.

While you're engaged, right up
to the altar, they're attractive.

Then, next morning,

you look at them over the breakfast
table and it's happened.

What's happened?

Ugly. They've gone ugly.

Take no notice. He exaggerates. Like
they do when they give evidence!

A poetic imagination
is a policeman's greatest gift!

Aaagh!

What's happened to Mr Dewhurst?

How can she recognise him
from that angle?

Perhaps she never forgets a boot.

I'd know Mr Dewhurst anywhere. It's
always a pleasure to deliver to him.

He's such a gentleman -
tells such lovely war stories.

You can relax, madam.
He's merely sleeping it off.

Oh! I can't tell you
what a relief that is!

Oi!

Hey!

What an excitable milkman!

No wonder it's lumpy
on the second day.

The groom's just escaped
on the milk float. That's real panic, escaping on a milk float!

Hey!

Stop him!
He's stolen my milk float!

Relax, we've got the message.
We'll get it back for you.

How far can he get in that?

You can't race off
with Mr Dewhurst in t'back.

What's the alternative?
It's no way to treat a war hero. I'll deliver him.

It's always a pleasure
to be of service to Mr Dewhurst.

I think she means it!

Where's he gone?

This beggar's tricky.
He could prove to be the kind that deserves to be married.

You terrified him
with your marriage stories.

They frightened the life
out of me and I'd marry anybody!

His sister lives here.
He's at his sister's.

Do you think we've done
enough for a wedding?

We have if we can keep
my neighbour on a leash.

I hope they realise
they're getting home-made.

You can tell a good wedding -
if things are home-made, everyone gets off to a good start.

Do you think
they'll be happy?

I should think so -
most people like savoury pasties.

I mean happy
in their marriage!

Were you?

Well, when you look back, I was
happier than I realised at the time.

You too?
Funny where it goes, isn't it?

Mmm, you always think
you've got for ever.

We're not open!
What does he want?

He wants to keep his sticky fingers
off my glass door!

What do you want? Advice.

Advice?
You've left it a bit late for that.

They smell good.

You'll get some at the wedding.

What sort of advice?

I don't know what to buy
for a wedding present. You've left it late.

I started early. I've been
for weeks not knowing what to buy for a wedding present.

He's tricky. Does he think
he can flee from Truly of the Yard?

Well, Mrs Truly did.

I hope she sends him First Class.

Let's hope she doesn't try to shove
him through the letter box!

I thought you'd be open -
I had a bet with meself!

Did you win?

Well, you ARE open. Who's open
this early? I haven't tidied up yet.

Your door's open.
I AM entitled to go in and out. It says "Closed" on the door.

I've never known you turn down
a customer. I'm not the grasping, old woman people say I am.

Since when?

There are other things in life
besides buying and selling. Since when?

I can't stand here talking.
I've got to buy a present.

You want to be glad
you are stood here talking. Why?

Because while you've been talking,
I've opened the shop.

It happens to be a day
I open early.

Of course, the tricky swine
could have doubled back.

That's what I've done
in that Land Rover.

I've doubled me back!

With me it's me drinking elbow.

Let's give up.
What about that poor child -

her little heart all a flutter at
the thought of starting a mortgage?

It was thee that put him off.
I wouldn't go that far. He's going that far, and fast!

I was Truly of the Yard -
I always get my man.

I thought that was the Mounties.

Where do you think they got it?
There he goes!

We'll head him off!

We've worn him down. He's given up!

He knows I'd follow him to the ends
of the earth.

In a Land Rover?
A figure of speech.

Don't start speeching any married
horror stories. They're the only kind I know. Keep thy gob shut.

He has the same silvery tongue
as the former Mrs Truelove.

Ready for a bit
of elementary wedlock, are we?

What did tha do that for?

It was the best I could think of
on the spur of the moment, like.

It's not bad.
For a spur of the moment!

Quite tricky.

"Dear Diary..."

The big day at last. I hope he feels
like I do - too excited to sleep.

I'll try to be a good wife to him.

I wonder what he's doing
right this moment.

I wonder if you're awake, Ronnie.
I wonder what you're thinking now.

I'm not going! You're going! We
didn't do all this digging for nowt!

I'm just glad he didn't chain
himself to traffic lights!

Take me to jail!
I'll plead guilty!

What a state to be in.

He did a really good job
on him last night. I never made this fuss at mine.

I went quietly.
There's a sort of merciful numbness comes over you at the end.

In my case, BOTH ends.

I was only a young constable.

I thought it couldn't be worse
than arresting violent criminals.

It just shows
how wrong you can get.

RONNIE GROANS
I'm only kidding. Marriage is what you make of it.

I know, I heard what you made of it.

Get on!

What was she really like,
your Mabel?

A Rottweiler in many ways.

I always supported the idea
that they should be muzzled.

RONNIE: Ooh, me back.

Come on, mind the head.

A few more minutes
and it's the end of the shift.

Aye, it's been a quiet night.

You're grateful for quiet nights
but it's really boring.

It's one of the assets
of this area.

You do your 25 years
in a solidly boring area,

and you've had a decent career!

Oh, I agree. Fancy being in one
of them hooligan areas where you could get duffed up every night.

Get enough of that at home!

RADIO: 'HS Control to Baker
Charlie Dog.' Typical!

Nothing happens all night, then,
just before you're due to go home...

Baker Charlie Dog, over.

'HS Control to Baker Charlie Dog,

'Highways Department reports
the theft of a Give Way sign.'

A Give Way sign? Good grief!
I know they'll pinch everything that's loose,

but Lord help us if they take things
that are fastened in the ground.

Let's go before we get involved
with a Give Way sign!

HE GROANS

Ooh!

You look terrible. I feel terrible.

I think I'd like a pill.
Take a pill!

Have we got a suicide pill?

SPOON AND CHINA CLANG
Aah! Drink this, you'll feel better. I won't.

You've got to get better. You've
got to give the groom the ring.

The ring!

What did I do with the ring?!

What did I do with the ring?!

SIREN WAILS

Do you know any policemen?

I'll tell them
I've been kidnapped!

Help!

Help!

Leave this with me. I can handle
policemen. In two minutes they'll be asking for autographs.

Now then, Constables,
it's your lucky day. How often do you meet Truly of the Yard?

Tha certainly made
a big impression there!

They've been up all night.
They're in a bad mood.

Thank you!

That's one hell of a wing mirror!

Why didn't you put it somewhere
safe? I remember I put it somewhere safe. Where? I can't remember!

It's not under here.
It's not in here. Did you search every pocket? Yes!

What will you tell the groom?
Can't you tell him? I'm far too unwell for any complicated lying!

Well, well, well.

A man who carries his own.

Now, there's a novelty.

I need to speak to someone of
senior rank. I can explain. Don't!

Every time you open your mouth,
we get further in it!

Can I go now? We're going to
miss a wedding! Yeah? I'm told your father had the same problem.

A word in your ear, Constable,
from an ex-colleague.

You'll have heard
of Truly of the Yard.

No.

I caught the Hackney serial killer.

I thought
that was Superintendent Ross.

He wasn't the Hackney serial killer.
That was a fella named Berril.

No wonder he went around killing
folk if his parents named him Beryl.

B-E-R-R-I-L.

I want to be arrested.

No problem, sir.
You just have been.

Can I have a long sentence?

How about...

"You do not have to say anything,

"but it may harm your defence
if you do not mention something which you later rely on in court,

"and anything you do say may be
given in evidence." Long enough?

Oh, I plead guilty!
He's not guilty. He's just nervous.

We're on our way to a wedding.

I'm not! No, I'm not!

I'm run a gang of Give-Way-sign
thieves. I sell them to countries who can't afford their own.

Don't believe him. He's an idiot.

And what are you?

Close.

We're together!

SAWING

You've seen almost everything.
Isn't there anything you like?

Nothing that says, "That's it!"

We could get you a parrot.

What did you have in mind, if
it's not too optimistic a question?

I haven't decided.
I sort of came with an open mind.

Open? I've never seen one as open.

What would you buy?
Something expensive!

I can't go as far as expensive.

You haven't even gone
as far as cheap!

You'll have to have
the last resort.

The last resort?
I keep it for these special occasions when all else fails.

Stay there
and don't touch anything.

That's it? The last resort?

Why do you call it a last resort?
Oh, an old lady has her reasons.

I don't like it.
You haven't heard the price yet.

How much is it? The price is on the
ticket in the bottom of the vase.

You've got a longer reach than me.
See what it says on the ticket.

I can't feel anything. It looks that
way, judging by your expression.

Me hand's fast! That kind of vase
does that sometimes.

Can you give me a pull?
Oh, no, you could hurt yourself.

Wait till you get home
and put some butter around it.

You'll let me take it home?
Absolutely! I'm glad you found something!

Oh, look! The price
is on the bottom, after all!

There we are, then.
Another satisfied customer!

Oh!

Ought we to be leaving a groom in
a police station on his wedding day?

Just for two hours.
At least we know where he is.

I'm hungry! That makes a change(!)
We should get breakfast, then come back for the groom.

Once he's sober,
he'll have regained enough natural stupidity to go through with it!

He makes it sound so romantic(!)

Try and think, Barry. Try and think
what you did with the ring!

I don't think
me head's working too well!

What's the last thing
you remember doing with it?

What do you do with a head?
It just goes where you go!

The ring, Barry!

It's all a blank!

I remember... Yes?

I remember feeling ill.

You really had a good time,
didn't you, Barry?

I remember Mr Dewhurst said
a tribe in the jungle had a cure for feeling ill. Did it work?

I don't know. We couldn't get
any alligator liver extract.

That's it!
That's where the ring is!

In an alligator?

I gave it to Mr Dewhurst!

He suggested that I give it
to a responsible person for safe-keeping!

I think he was very wise!

You'd better get dressed
and go and fetch it. I will.

And maybe at home, Mr Dewhurst will
have some alligator liver extract.

Should you be here
on a wedding morning?

I need a quick tinker
to calm me nerves.

Why are you nervous? I hate getting
dressed up. Is everything all right?

Everything's fine.
Of course, he could be lying.

Where's the groom? He's in jail.

I see what you mean
about it all being all right!

Why is he in jail? He'll be out when
he sobers up. Don't worry, he'll be there on time. In what condition?

Oh, well, if tha's going to be
picky...

Why not wear gloves, Smiler,
like anybody else?

It's a wedding present.

Does tha come with the vase?

I can't get me hand out!

Foggy has the same trouble
in a pub!

Could you put a drop of oil on,
Wesley?

I've had strict instructions
not to mess with oil this morning.

If I don't keep me hands clean,
Edie will kill me.

BEEPS HORN

I can't find Mr Dewhurst!

Not everyone would regard that
as a problem!

But he's got the wedding ring.
He took it off me last night.

Oh, bad move, Barry!

Isn't Foggy at home?
I went there. There's no-one there.

We entrusted him to the post lady.
Maybe she's not delivered him yet?

Maybe we should have registered him?
He'll be at the post lady's house.

We'll come with you.

You'd better come inside.

Don't make a mess!

Speaking of mess, why didn't you
go to the hairdresser's?

What makes you think I dare sit
under a dryer at the hairdresser's?

That would give you permission
to go out and play. I don't know what you mean.

Who are you to criticise my hair?

Suddenly, I'm living
with Vidal Sassoon!

It's just that I'd have paid
for you to go.

Oh, I know. You'd pay for me
to go to Australia if I wanted.

It'd have to be Economy.

Why did he give him
to the post lady?

She just grabbed him
like he was a prize in the Lottery.

She even likes his war stories.

There's nobody in there.

Where did he put the alleged ring?
In his purse.

It'll be safe there.
Safe as houses!

If you want the post lady, she's
not in. She drove off in a car.

Do you happen to know where?
It's not my business,

but she had a strange man in that
car and he seemed to be asleep.

You've no idea where they've gone?

They're up to no good.
It's unsettling seeing a post lady singing cheerfully.

She's gone off with him in the car,
so we've got no ring.

Don't worry, lad.
We've got no groom either!

Gone off? With the ring? In his
purse! Where are they? No-one knows.

No-one knows? You make it sound
as if he was snatched by the post lady from hell!

I don't know
how far her route goes.

I just know that they've gone off
together somewhere.

Maybe they're coming here -
to bring the ring?

They would have been here by now!

Well, you'll just have to get
another ring!

This is the last time I'm going to
be best man. It stresses people up!

Does tha think
he'll run away again?

I should think
there's every chance!

Was tha nervous on thy wedding day?

I was more numb than nervous.

Well, here he is, then.
Sober and safe and sound.

For how long?
Oh, everything's under control.

How can tha be sure? A policeman's
instinct tells me he won't run far.

Don't worry, Truly of the Yard
will get him to the altar.

Don't lose the key otherwise it will
be a bit crowded on his honeymoon!

Well, mine was crowded
but that was just the two of us.

Oh, no!
What's wrong with it now?

It's...

sticky!

It's a good bit of grease is that.
Here!

You can wash it at home.

You're all right - you can wipe
your hands on your overalls.

It takes years of practice. If you
do it right, you end up waterproof.

Where are we going? We're going
to show you the benefits of marriage

compared to being a bachelor.

You said marriage was horrible.
It's not always horrible.

Only when the wife's there.

Give us your tie. What for?

Questions, questions!

You can't go into marriage
with that attitude!

Why is he on your arm?

It's an old wedding custom.
We think it's Roman in origin.

Did the Romans have ties?

They had Tiberius.

I've never heard of it.
Well, whose fault is that?

I keep on offering to show you
some of these old wedding customs!

What's it in aid of, this custom?

We think it's just symbolic.

It doesn't really make
what you'd call...sense.

Oh... A lot like you lot!

Where are you taking him? Isn't
it time he got ready for church?

I don't want to...

Don't worry.
We'll get him there on time.

It's a funny custom. All right,
lass, we'll skip it till we get wed.

We'll skip lots of things,
and getting wed's the first!

Nora Batty!

Tha's not suggesting we live
together outside of wedlock?!

Oh, take him inside.
He's not fit to be let out!

COMPO LAUGHS

Right, lad.
Are you ready for your unveiling?

Oh, I can't wait(!)

When we take the blindfold off,
have a good look round. What at? You'll see.

What am I supposed
to be looking at?

What you're looking at
is the result of living alone.

What you see here
are the perils of being a bachelor.

Do you want to live like this?
Wouldn't you prefer a woman's touch?

What's wrong with living like this?
You hate it!

Tell him you hate living like this!

I do! I HATE living like this!

I do! I want a woman! Oh, Norman!

Don't overdo it.

And this is how you really live?

You haven't just dressed it
like this to influence me?

No, on account of the wedding
I tidied the place up.

He lives like this all the time.
He lives like this.

You lucky devil.

I love it! I love it!

Did you get one? Yes! Does it match?
It looks exactly the same to me.

Don't lose this one. I didn't lose
the other one. I gave it to Mr Dewhurst. Keep this one with you.

Are you sure they don't know who
you are? I gave them a false name.

We don't want anyone to know
you had to buy another ring.

They both look
as if butter wouldn't melt,

and they've been living together
for years!

It's high time
they got around to a wedding ring!

He looks terrible. I feel terrible!

If she loves you,
she'll not notice.

Well, there's this one.

It smells a bit musty.

It might blow off in the fresh air.

Why can't he wear his own suit?

You do not let a prisoner
wander off.

You stay with him till
you've delivered him to the jailer.

You're upsetting him again!

I admit I've been exaggerating.

I intend to mend that.

I'm going to ring up the former
Mrs Truelove now and talk to her,

and you'll see that our relationship
isn't as bad as I've painted it.

Tha's ringing
the former Mrs Truelove?

We may be divorced
but we still speak to each other.

It's been in the wardrobe
for 25 years.

It'll be better in the fresh air.
It's better, isn't it?

Yeah. You're looking good, kid.

Mabel? It's Herbert.

Your former husband.

Yes, that Herbert.

If I'm ringing you
at a bad time, Mabel, I'm sorry.

May I say that you're looking
lovelier than ever!

Thank you for the letter.

He seems a better class
of solicitor.

That was the former Mrs Truelove.

As you see,
we still converse freely. She sends her love and best wishes.

There isn't going to be any future!

What are we going to do now?
There's only one thing we can do.

We've got to face him
with the bride.

Let him tell her he's backing out.

Oh, no. I couldn't do that.

Why not?

It's unlucky to see the bride
on the day of the wedding.

A little bit superstitious,
are we, lad?

Well, what's wrong with that?

Nothing.
I'm a little bit that way myself.

It was supernatural aid that helped
me catch the Hackney killer.

Remind me to tell you about it.

So, little superstitious person,

what if we brought you a gypsy
to tell your fortune?

What if a gypsy was able to put
your mind at rest about your future?

Marina!

Princess Sheba,
guardian of the secrets!

Stop looking at me in that forward
manner with those big eyes!

What's up with you? You look
as though you've seen a ghost.

I think I maybe have.

Have you ever heard of a Princess
Sheba, keeper of the secrets?

Have you ever heard
of seeking psychiatric help?

I'll put this
with the rest of the presents.

It was nice of Smiler.

Oh, he's been with your father.
Why would he do that?

I don't know, but I bet he has!

It won't be long now.

I wonder what my Ronald's doing?

I see...

I see...

I see many children!

We don't want children.

I see many children living
next door to you in the future.

They're not ours, then?
Not necessarily.

I see a little cottage.

With roses round the door.

We don't want a big garden.

Who's got time for a big garden?
Don't be so picky!

Maybe she'll see an old chap,
coming in twice a week to do the garden.

I do! I see this old chap coming in
twice a week to do the garden!

Can we afford a gardener?

Maybe he's cheap? I expect he does
it mainly for the love of the game.

He does. He comes in twice a week
mainly for the love of the game.

But suppose he had an accident?
We'd be responsible.

Perhaps the gypsy can see what will
happen if you don't get married.

I can!

The gypsy can see what will happen
if you don't get married. Can you really?

These are powers
given only to a few.

I see you becoming entangled
with another woman.

Divorced. Lots of children.

And an even bigger garden.

Divorced? Well, how old is she?

It's difficult to tell through
the mists which cover the future, but I'd say approximately 43.

43? Well, what does she look like?

Not as attractive
as we younger persons.

Watch the birdie!

You'd better stand with the others!

Please yourself!

Show me.

Who's paying?

It's his wedding.
And he's in my suit.

Oh? Expensive game this,
getting married.

Keep the change.

They're staring. Is the suit OK?
It looks terrific.

They always stare at the groom
until the bride arrives.

Barry!

Hello!

Have you got the ring?
Of course he has!

Hello.

Whoever made his wedding suit?

I don't know, but it smelt musty.

She'll smarten him up
once he's married.

I was only getting me fortune
told from Princess Sheba, keeper of the secrets.

I'll tell your fortune. Just
ask me. I'll tell your fortune!

HE SNIFFS

It smells musty.

I can't help it. I didn't have time
to go home and get changed.

WHISPERS

HE SNIFFS

BEGINS "Here Comes The Bride"

WHISPERS

WHISPERS

It's Foggy!

He's in Blackpool
with the post lady!

He's sobered up!

He's remembered the ring!

Oh, no!

"I've got the ring," he said.
And she said, "Oh, Mr Dewhurst. I thought you'd never ask!"

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