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Escape from Colditz, is it?
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Howard's little stairway
to heaven.
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It's just a simple fire precaution.
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Does Pearl know you've got
this "fire precaution"?
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Well...no.
I thought I'd keep it as a surprise.
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Oh, I see.
A secret fire precaution.
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Howard!
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I think your alarm's sounding,
Howard!
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Why must you hire a mini-bus?
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So we can travel in comfort!
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I could take you in the Land Rover.
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She's a great, old, reliable beast
is the Land Rover!
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We can't all get in the cab,
there are no seats at the back
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and you can't put ladies
in a cattle truck!
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I could put seats in.
A mini-bus costs money.
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You could put seats in the back?
No problem. Nice seats? No problem!
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Don't put that peg in tha mouth!
I can't bear it if you do!
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What's wrong
with a peg in your mouth?
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Drives me wild, that's what's wrong.
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It reminds me of Dorothy Lamour
with a flower in her teeth.
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Oh, it's too much
for a bloke's senses! Since when have you had any sense?
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Has tha ever thought
of getting married again?
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Never! Has tha ever thought
of just living together?
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Oh! How about if I just had,
eh, visiting privileges?
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How are you interested in women
at your age?
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It's because they're the only
opposite sex we've got. Oh!
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And they don't come
any more opposite than thee!
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You'll never guess who I saw
last Tuesday. Well, it wasn't your tailor, that's for sure(!)
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Crab Appleton.
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Old Crabby Appleton?
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Is he still around?
He were on his bike.
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Didn't he go to Hong Kong?
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On his bike?
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No, his daughter lived out there.
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Ssh! Listen!
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GROANS
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It's someone coming up the cliff!
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Why come up a cliff? It's better
than biking to Hong Kong.
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LOUDER STRAINING
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One hell of a way to go
for a quiet walk is this!
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Ungh...! Oh...!
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Hallo!
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Aaaargh!
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Well, you made him feel at home.
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What did you startle the man for?
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I were just being friendly.
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I want you to promise never to be
as friendly as that with me.
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Who the hell did that?!
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Oh! Oh, I should say so!
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You'd better go and get him.
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Why should I go and get him?
Well, you dropped him! Is he dead?
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I'm not looking if he's dead!
He's not! I can hear him swearing!
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Maybe he doesn't realise he's dead.
Then he must be an idiot.
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Oh, I'll look if he's an idiot.
I like idiots.
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Be with you in a minute, precious.
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What the dickens are you doing?!
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It's just precautions
in case of fire.
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You'll scare people, dozy monkey!
I thought you were hanging yourself.
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Ho! By the feet?
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Well, if anybody could get it wrong,
you could!
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Hm. Am I facing north or south?
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Does it matter?
To me. I'm writing a guidebook.
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How To Fall Down Cliffs.
In hardpack, I presume.
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A guidebook for walkers. I map
out routes for people to follow.
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I bet they'll enjoy this bit!
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That was a mistake.
It won't be in the book.
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I'd say we're facing north. Trust
me. I have an instinct about this.
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I'll make a note of that. No! Don't
move. Something may be broken!
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Me pencil, for a start!
It's a blow, is that, for an author. Up the creek without a pencil.
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You're right, Norm. He is an idiot.
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I knew we'd like him.
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Now, look. Just lie quite still
while I check you over.
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Now, can you feel that?
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Ah! Ow!
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I think he felt that!
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I'm all right, I'm all right!
It's you that's given me gyp!
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By gum!
It's becoming a big day for pain!
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You call that pain? Close enough!
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He's as fit as a ferret!
I'm not bad, considering three blokes threw me down a cliff!
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I think he has a tendency
to exaggerate.
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Did you see who the three men were?
I never had time.
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Oh.
Eh, probably three passing tramps.
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You're all right.
Apart from your pencil.
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Good luck with the book.
Don't send us a copy. Hang on! You can't leave me here! I'm lost!
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Some guidebook(!) How will I
get back to civilisation? You don't know how lucky you are.
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I know every inch of this area
like the back of my hand.
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You couldn't have fallen
into better hands.
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I'm sure we passed that tree before.
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You couldn't fall into better hands.
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Where's he going? He knows getting
lost like the back of his hand.
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We are not lost.
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I'm not just walking blindly.
I'm using nature's compass, taking our bearings from the sun.
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The problem is
we're not going to the sun. I think we passed it.
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You're in trained hands. Just relax.
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It's all flannel!
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ECHOES:
We are lost!
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As soon as we emerge from the trees,
you will see the road.
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This way.
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There you are, do you see?
The edge of the trees.
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I don't know
what all the panic was about.
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Where's this road, then?
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Is it my fault if nobody's had
the sense to build a road here?!
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They should have built a road here!
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They'll find our bones
and a few fragments of welly.
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I feel really lucky,
falling in with the local experts(!)
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You don't have to knock! You live
here! You never let me in the front.
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Keep your voice down!
What do you want?
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You wanted seats.
Come and see the seats.
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How about this?
More comfy than your mini-bus!
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They're all on the swivel.
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You can turn and view
in any direction.
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People will ask why all seats
aren't like this.
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Are they clean? Did you wipe them?
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Of course I wiped the seats.
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What with? With me wiping cloth!
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Show me.
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Stay there.
I'll get a bucket and cloth.
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I think it's that way.
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It's not that way!
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If I don't get a pint soon,
I'm going to lie down and wait for a passing helicopter!
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Who are you, anyway?
We ought to know your name, if only for your gravestone.
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The name's Davenport.
I'm a stranger round here.
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I've got an excuse for being lost.
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Tha's supposed to be writing
the guidebook. Well, I haven't written this bit yet, have I?
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Are you in the right profession?
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Oh, yes. I've always wanted to help
people get off the beaten track.
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Well, tha's got that bit right, eh?
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Have you got a title?
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He means apart from "Idiot".
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Oh, yes.
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It's going to be called...
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Deviations With Davenport!
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Ha-ha! Followed by Davenport's
Guide To Death By Exposure!
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And the series -
Get Lost With Davenport!
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Desperation With Davenport!
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There you go, then, ladies.
All aboard!
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There's no lid on this!
What if it rains?
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It's not going to rain. They say
things like that. "It won't rain."
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I remember mine saying,
"There won't be a war."
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I remember mine saying,
"We won't go decimal. Can you imagine the English going decimal?"
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My Barry knows what's going on,
him working in a building society.
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Sometimes I think he's got ESP.
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Seatbelt with every chair, ladies.
Fasten yourselves in.
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Where's he been? That's
what I'd like to know? Where's her husband been to catch this ESP?
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He didn't get it in my house,
I tell you!
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ENGINE SPLUTTERS
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You're showing me up
in front of the whole street!
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She was fine a minute ago!
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So was I,
till that Barry goes and gets ESP!
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Is this far enough?
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No! Go as high as you can get!
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What am I looking for up there?
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See if you can see the road!
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It's high up here! It's not high!
It's not what you'd call a huge tree.
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Up here
it's what you call a twig!
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Deviations With Davenport! You have
an interesting life, Davenport.
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Full of incident since I met you!
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How long has tha been doing
this guidebook lark, then?
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I've only just started.
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It shows.
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Which way's the road?
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How do we know?!
That's what you've to tell us!
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I can't see a road!
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Well, go higher!
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Aaaaargh!
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I think he found the shortcut
that time.
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Can you hear me, Davenport?
Speak to me.
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Did you see the road?
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How do, Eli?
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How come you get to drive
the visiting rugby team?
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You were very lucky, Davenport.
The branches broke your fall.
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Oh, how lucky can you get?
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There's more to guidebooks than
you realise. The way tha does it!
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People don't seem to appreciate
that somebody's got to do it first without the book.
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You're very lucky we came along.
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You could have been out here, lost,
on your own. Instead, you're lost with three other silly beggars!
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We're not lost. We're temporarily
between reference points.
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As soon as I recognise something,
we'll be on our way. I'm thirsty!
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Oh, that makes a change(!)
I'm fed up picking up Davenports!
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I'm badly bruised all over. I do
hope the wife still recognises me.
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You'll have to write her
a guidebook.
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You know your trouble, don't you?
You don't know how to fall properly.
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You get plenty of practice, but
you're not making the most of it.
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Should be all right now.
Your life depends on it!
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ENGINE PURRS
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I knew she wouldn't let me down!
She's a great little beast is this!
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I'm looking for a sharp spearhead
of my outside sales force.
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I'm looking for someone
to go out and sell!
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You are paying attention?
It's not always easy to tell.
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Watch my lips.
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You can't just wait for customers
to come in. You don't. You stand out there and drag them in!
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Only if they're passing.
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No, I need to extend my reach.
I need someone out there at the white-hot edge of salesmanship.
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You sure that's me? Don't interrupt
when I'm trying to lie to myself.
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I need somebody alert, resourceful,
energetic, commercially ruthless... and cheap!
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You fail on everything but cheap,
so I'll settle for cheap.
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I want you to go out,
lad, and show the world what real incompetence can do when it tries.
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Come along, those men!
I'm getting the feel for the direction now.
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Yes, the old instincts
are coming back.
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There you are! We just go through
yonder gate and we'll find a road.
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Oh, Dewhurst does it again!
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Do I hear applause?
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Tha calls this a road?!
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What do you want? The M1?
It's bound to lead to a road!
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Which way?
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How do you mean "which way"?
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Do we go left or do we go right?
Which way does it lead to the road?
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You're getting very technical,
Davenport.
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Just a minute.
I'm working on it.
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Now, if the sun's in that direction
and it's...half past the hour...
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and the breeze is due west...
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When the month has an R in it.
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A red sky at night is a sailor's
delight, unless his ship's on fire.
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This way. Follow me. And try to
keep in step. It's good for morale.
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He's guessing!
He puts on a good act.
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Hours of endless fun!
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How am I going to sell a rope
ladder? Exactly what I thought!
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And then Howard came along.
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Is there a demand for rope ladders?
Oh, you'd be amazed.
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Oh. So...
how come Howard brought it back?
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It didn't meet his requirements.
He sold it back to me and he's very reasonable.
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He could see
I wouldn't pay my prices!
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Who but a silly beggar like Howard
would buy a rope ladder?
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Ah. If one thing comforts
an old lady in her declining years,
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it's that the whole world is full
of silly beggars. Go and find some.
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Oh...!
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There's a place up here for coffee
and cakes. Pull in there.
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I'm sure they
are ready for a light refreshment.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, let me get out!
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You go and get on that telephone
and get us a mini-bus!
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It's bound to lead to a road.
233
00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:23,443
I spent years in the jungle.
Do I look like I can't find a road?
234
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:28,543
If you could find a road, why
the hell were you in the jungle?
235
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:35,523
When we get to the road,
I will demand a full apology for this lack of confidence.
236
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:40,503
I'm the chap the natives used
to call He Who Moves Like Smoke.
237
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:43,383
Aye, straight up people's noses!
238
00:22:52,383 --> 00:22:57,283
At least we can ask the farmer
where the road is.
239
00:22:57,283 --> 00:23:03,063
Ah! That is what I intended
all along. My fall back position.
240
00:23:03,063 --> 00:23:05,723
I was keeping that in reserve.
241
00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:13,003
Do you think the farmer
would give us a lift, eh?
242
00:23:13,003 --> 00:23:17,403
I hope so.
I can't go on. I've had enough!
243
00:23:17,403 --> 00:23:20,023
Not another step!
244
00:23:27,063 --> 00:23:29,503
DOG BARKS VICIOUSLY
245
00:23:40,563 --> 00:23:47,543
If I were you, Davenport,
I wouldn't try to sell this trip to your reading public!
246
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:49,843
You're not kidding!
247
00:23:49,843 --> 00:23:55,743
It's this twit! We'd have been
better off following Eli!
248
00:23:55,743 --> 00:24:03,203
I found you a farm, didn't I?
It's not my fault if the dog chased us away.
249
00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:06,483
Do you want a professional opinion?
250
00:24:06,483 --> 00:24:11,863
As a writer of guidebooks,
I think we're going to die out here.
251
00:24:11,863 --> 00:24:17,143
Oh, well, if you're going to look
on the bright side...(!)
252
00:24:18,183 --> 00:24:23,203
Well, look where we are! Nobody's
ever going to come way out here!
253
00:24:23,203 --> 00:24:25,823
I give up!
254
00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:32,863
Where does a person have to go
to find a little privacy?
255
00:24:32,863 --> 00:24:40,583
It's amazing where you can stumble
across four assorted gentlemen, all breathing heavily.
256
00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:50,983
Deviations With Davenport!
Tell me more!
257
00:24:50,983 --> 00:24:56,103
Should you be talking to strangers
while you're peddling?
258
00:24:56,103 --> 00:25:02,143
I think Davenport's in more danger
now than he has been all day!
259
00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:07,463
Aaah! Oow!
CRASH!
260
00:25:18,743 --> 00:25:21,843
Where is she? I've lost Marina!
261
00:25:21,843 --> 00:25:27,723
Congratulations, Howard! Now you
can look forward to a steady life.
262
00:25:27,723 --> 00:25:30,103
It's all right.
263
00:25:31,143 --> 00:25:38,083
I landed safely on Mr Davenport.
It's just been one thing after another!
264
00:25:46,683 --> 00:25:53,623
What's up with you lot?
You look like you've been dragged out of a ditch!
265
00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:25,503
Howard! Have you been with that
woman? What makes you think that?
266
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:45,703
We've been rescuing these persons
that were lost in the wilderness!
267
00:26:47,323 --> 00:26:53,023
Lost?! Did he say lost?
Does he know who he's talking to?
268
00:26:53,023 --> 00:26:56,063
Good luck with the book, Davenport.
269
00:26:56,063 --> 00:27:01,023
He'll never make it! He'll never
find his way to the publishers.
270
00:27:01,023 --> 00:27:03,523
I'll send you a copy.
271
00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:06,463
As long as we needn't follow it.
272
00:27:06,463 --> 00:27:11,463
You just wait till I'm famous!
At getting lost tha will be!
273
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,883
I know why you're hanging about,
Davenport.
274
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:20,843
You're wondering which way it is
to the bus station.
275
00:27:20,843 --> 00:27:23,243
Nobody's perfect.
276
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:25,623
Try that way.
277
00:27:30,623 --> 00:27:35,383
Do you know, I were nearly sure
it were that way?
278
00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,903
Ta-ra! Ta-ra!
279
00:27:49,483 --> 00:27:51,943
How about that, then?
280
00:27:51,943 --> 00:27:56,823
A rope ladder? What would anyone
want with a rope ladder?
281
00:28:01,503 --> 00:28:03,523
Aaaah!
282
00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:09,643
Ow!
283
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,423
Oh, Nora!
284
00:28:56,473 --> 00:29:01,023
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