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Oh, No-o-o-o-r-r-a-a-a-a!
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This is your friendly neighbour
here - Old Poetry in Motion -
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starving for affection,
or anything else edible tha might have to eat on the premises.
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Anything you can spare
would be gratefully received.
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Is that your final word?
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Oh, goody-goody - seconds(!)
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Oh, come in, Howard. Don't
just hang about on the doorstep(!)
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I've popped in
to see if you'd do me a favour.
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Without a moment's hesitation,
the answer is NO. Don't be like that.
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Take your own notes to Marina.
How did you know it was that?
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The answer is NO, Howard.
I'm terrified of Marina.
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Funny - I'm terrified of Pearl!
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I'm terrified of Pearl as well.
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There's no danger. Marina's at work.
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You're going shopping, anyway.
Just go through Marina's checkout,
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and while you pay
you can slip her this note.
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I'll get confused. I'll end up
being engaged to be married or something.
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There'll be a snag. There always is.
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How CAN there be? No-one
will notice you among the others. You take it, then!
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I've been in that supermarket so
often they're beginning to notice.
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Last time,
the other cashiers clapped!
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So what if they clap ME?!
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They'll not clap you.
You're a stranger.
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Not as strange as you, Howard.
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Hello, is that
the Royal College of Heralds?
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It is, oh... Are you sure?
You sound just like the girl at the Gas Board.
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I thought at your place there'd be
a fanfare of trumpets or something.
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What do I want? What I want,
young lady, is to make enquiries about my coat of arms.
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No, I haven't got one.
I'm thinking of getting one. What have you got "off the peg"?
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I'm looking for something
with a dagger in it.
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And I-I want a motto,
a Latin motto, you know?
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Er, "Silent and Deadly".
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No, no, no, scrub that.
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"LOYAL, Silent and Deadly."
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Yes, that's better. Yes.
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Have my two chaps been in yet, Ivy?
No, only business-type customers so far.
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You're the first Tinker Bell
this morning.
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The day'll come when you'll be very
proud to have me as a customer.
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The first time you buy a meal
will be a start.
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Talking about meals,
could you cater for me if I came in the mornings
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for the BARONIAL breakfast?
The what?!
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The baronial breakfast.
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You know the kind of thing! Picture
the scene - the stately home, the dining room, ancient oak furniture,
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the sideboard groaning under silver
dishes full of things like devilled kidneys, Gentleman's Relish.
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You'll have egg, bacon and sausage,
like everybody else. Beans are extra.
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Right, you're in the mood for
a big breakfast, what will it be?
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I-I think I'll wait
till the other two get here.
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In fact,
I'll go and roust them out now.
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Gentleman's Relish!
Not often you see a big breakfast disappear as fast as that(!)
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At the end of the day
I've got to give you credit -
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you really are barmy, aren't you?
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How do you know she wants a hat?
She was looking at one in a window.
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And does tha know,
she were looking at that hat just the way I look at her?
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OK, I'll tell you what I'll do.
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You take this note to Marina at the
supermarket, and I'll fix you up with a hat for Nora Batty.
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She's not going to go
for a flat cap!
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Not one of MY hats. No, no, no.
I'll fix you up with a LADY'S hat.
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Where's tha going to get
a lady's hat? There's a few left up in the best wardrobe. You can pick.
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Norm, that's terrific!
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Get into the corners!
Why do you think I married someone your size?
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I knew you'd get in corners.
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Morning, dear lady.
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How are you this fine morning?
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What's up with him?
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How come you never do things
like that?
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You'd think I was up to something.
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Well, you would.
You would be up to something.
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There WAS a time
you were romantic! Keep your voice down!
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You used to love to tango.
We had some lovely tangos.
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Why are you wearing a lady's hat?
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I'm trying to figure out
which one I like best.
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Inside! Everyone will know
you wear ladies' hats!
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Thee? Why not? It would explain
such a lot of things.
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Rubbish!
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Yeah, but I mean, how come
it's taken so long to find out?
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Family records go adrift.
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It's THEE that's gone adrift.
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Tell us what it says
in that letter from Australia.
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Well, it's from a distant relative
now living in Melbourne.
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His name's Dewhirst, and he's
trying to trace the family tree.
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He's asking if we could be related
to the Dewhirsts of Ogleby Hall.
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Ogleby Hall? Yeah.
That's a stately home! Exactly.
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I could be related
to the aristocracy!
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I used to do a bit of poaching
down there.
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Well, don't you let ME catch you!
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If it's not ladies' hats,
it's aristocracy.
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Yes, I've always been a natural
leader. Well, you know that.
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Tha's always been a big jessie!
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No, you see...you see, when you,
er, when you look at it, I've got this aristocratic profile.
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I don't like any of these hats.
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I never did
when she used to wear them.
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But you've to keep
your part of the bargain, and deliver that note to Marina.
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All those years WASTED.
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I could have had it
on my personal notepaper - a crest with a dagger in it.
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Where will I get a hat for Nora?
Now you're mixing with aristocracy it shouldn't be a problem.
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See if you can get a loan
from Sir Foggy here.
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I'm not doing anything charity-wise
until it's been confirmed.
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Why does he want a hat for Nora
Batty? Because there's not only you that's crackers. Others are too!
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The thing is,
I must strike up an acquaintance with the Dewhirsts at Ogleby Hall.
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It's got to seem casual.
It mustn't look pushy.
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I'd like being chums with Colonel
Dewhirst. We'd have a lot in common.
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I never knew he was an idiot!
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He's got a nice place.
I've had many a rabbit there.
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That's it - poaching!
THAT could be the way in.
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I'm not going poaching.
I couldn't kill a rabbit.
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If I'm going poaching,
it'll have to be vegetarian.
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No-one's going poaching!
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Except him.
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Sorry, I've retired.
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I've hung up my snares.
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Any road,
my ferrets have gone bone idle.
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Who do they pick that up from(?)
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You won't really be poaching.
You'll just look like you MIGHT be.
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You won't actually have to DO
anything. Oh, I can do that.
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Why are we going this way?
He's delivering a note to Marina.
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I didn't get the hat!
I OFFERED you one.
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I agreed to deliver it for a hat!
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Give the note to me.
I'll deliver it.
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You see how I make decisions?
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Leadership!
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That'll be �5.30, please.
Thank you very much.
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"Meet me a seven at the old bridge."
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How interesting to be approached
like this by a tall person.
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I'll be there.
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Be gentle with me.
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But I don't think you understand.
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Oh, I do. I know how these powerful
influences can overcome a person,
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especially those of us
of a romantic disposition.
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No, the note is from...
Excuse me, I'm in a hurry!
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I'm trying to explain...
Do you mind?!
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It's not funny.
Well, it's nearly funny!
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Go on! It'll do thee good,
a bit of female experience.
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If I'm related to the Dewhirsts
of Ogleby Hall, my private life has got to be above suspicion.
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We'll have to send her ANOTHER note
explaining that the last one was from Howard.
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Is everything satisfactory? Oh, fine.
No complaints. (We wouldn't dare.)
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I'VE got a complaint!
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You what?!
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We'd better hear it then, hadn't we?
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Come on, let's have it!
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The management
could be more friendly.
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Friendly?
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Are you saying I'm not friendly?
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Is it just him?
Do you all think I'm not friendly?
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Oh, no, friendly, friendly.
No, friendly.
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What makes YOU think
I'm not friendly?
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Well, let's see...
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Ah!
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You see what I mean?
Call that friendly?
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Hey, is she employing a bouncer now
for the cafe?
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By gum, there's a big lad!
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You can always tell a pro!
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Hey, girls, come over here.
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Here, come over here. Here! Here!
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And take a look at this.
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It's you! I thought
the trousers were familiar.
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Right, now. Listen.
Pay attention. Listen.
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It's Howard who wants to meet you
at seven.
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Tell Howard I'm sorry,
but I have a previous engagement with a TALLER person.
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Marina, pin back your lugholes...
Come on, get a move on, will you? Watch it! Watch it!
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Very well, if you insist.
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I tried. Tha's had it, Foggy.
Tha's got a date.
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Did you explain the situation?
She's not having any.
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She's made up her mind she's going
to have a date with a tall person.
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That's what she said -
"a tall person".
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That's evil, Foggy.
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Nonsense! Look at him - obviously
in need of a bit of company.
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We could brighten his life.
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Oh, she'll brighten his life!
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Here.
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"Meet me at seven on the bridge.
An admiral."
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"An ADMIRER."
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Oh.
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Oh-h.
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How do, Smiler?
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What are you lot up to?
Delivering a note.
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Who to? You'll never believe this.
It's for you.
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Lucky you!
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An admirer? Who's this, then?
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Ah, she swore us to secrecy.
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To surprise thee.
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And I bet she does, too!
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It will all be revealed to you
at seven on the bridge.
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Do you think I should go?
Oh, definitely. No question. Could change your life, Smiler.
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What should I wear?
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Nothing inflammable.
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My Barry fancies Spain this year.
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Spain? Spain, abroad?
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Yes.
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Where they kill bulls?
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My Barry doesn't want to kill bulls.
I hope not!
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It's not a hobby for someone
who works in a building society!
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They're a funny lot abroad.
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They're a funny lot HERE.
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I should maybe take my Howard
to Spain.
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He's lost all facility at the tango.
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Your Howard does the tango?
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Not as well as he used to.
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My Wally NEVER did the tango.
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Even when he was out of sight,
one thing I could rely on -
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he wouldn't be doing the tango.
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I like the one where they click
their heels on tables and things.
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My customers do that.
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I hope you don't think you're going
abroad to click your heels on tables.
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No, Mother. Barry just wants
to go and get brown. He turns a lovely shade.
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Do you mind?!
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People haven't come here to listen
to the colour of your husband.
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Right, here's the plan.
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The plan, the plan!
The plan, the plan!
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Pay attention!
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We're in the grounds of Ogleby Hall.
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When we see the Colonel's car,
I step out, holding you by the scruff of the neck.
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Oh, nice(!) Ruin me jacket!
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The Colonel stops to inquire
what's going on. I explain I thought you were a poacher.
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He'll be very grateful.
I'll introduce meself, and we'll realise we're probably related.
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I'll get arrested for poaching.
And me for aiding and abetting.
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No, no. I'll explain to him
that I was mistaken, and that you were merely somebody who was lost.
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It'll cost you! Good grief!
Can't you do this for a friend?
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If I'm going to help thee get to
know Colonel Dewhirst, it's going to cost the price of a hat for Nora.
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You've only to pretend you're lost.
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One hat for Nora Batty!
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He doesn't sound very lost to me.
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Sounds as if he knows
EXACTLY what he's doing!
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Well, I'm not paying those prices!
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You're not to worry, Norm.
HE'S buying.
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Nothing too expensive.
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What's he talking about -
too expensive? This is the world's premier centre for value for money.
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I practically give stuff away.
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People take advantage of old ladies!
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Yes, I'm looking for a hat.
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Not before time, I see.
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A LADY'S hat.
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You HEAR these funny stories.
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Why does he want a lady's hat?
It's a present FOR a lady.
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You've no idea how glad I am
to hear that!
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What are you two buying for YOUR
ladies? Nothing. I haven't got one!
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And they say the age of romance
isn't dead!
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Right then - hats.
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B-But nothing too expensive.
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He's of a terrible
nervous disposition.
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What's she like, his lady friend?
It's MY lady friend.
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Oh, you ARE all good friends,
aren't you?
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Oh-ho-ha, this is great!
She'll love it.
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I hope she will at that price.
It's only money. Yeah, mine!
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I warned you never to cross
THAT threshold.
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You can't begrudge me this.
THIS is the finest present I've ever had for her.
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Sickening!
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I can't wait to see her face.
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Yes, you can. You've a small favour
to do me first. Now? Yes, now!
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Ogleby Hall -
you're going to be a poacher.
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Who's going to hold me hat?
I might as well. I've been left holding this one.
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What do I want with a lady's hat?
I could have sold HER a lady's hat.
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Well, why didn't you tell her?
I daren't argue in case she sold me a wardrobe.
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Keeps a warm welcome,
your relative(!)
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I don't blame him. You can't have
peasants swarming on your property.
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She'll be knocked out with that hat.
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Not as knocked out as I was -
I had to pay for it!
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Come on.
It's time you earned your hat.
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Look after this.
It's a big day for hats.
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I shall long remember
Nora Batty Hat Day!
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Come on!
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Now, we must be ready when it comes.
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When we see his vehicle
I'll grab you by the scruff and haul you into the roadway.
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Supposing I go to prison?
You've been before.
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You remember,
it was tidier than home.
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They only kept me overnight.
I understand why.
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You won't finish up in jail.
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I shall explain it was a mistake.
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I thought you were
poaching something, but you were looking for something. Like what?
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Er, well, your hat. Yes,
that's it - your hat. It blew away.
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These things don't blow away!
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Well, all right, not that hat,
THAT hat. I'll look a right charlie.
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Oi!
SOUND OF A GUNSHOT
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DOG BARKS
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BARKING TURNS TO SNARLING
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Not me hat!
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00:26:07,426 --> 00:26:12,886
Not me hat, you great fur-headed
thing! You great burk, you!
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00:26:14,998 --> 00:26:19,677
Will you come and help me
to rescue Nora Batty's hat?!
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Oh, come here...
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Aha! Ah-ha-ha.
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Fine mates you turned out to be(!)
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We got you a drink.
Stop making a fuss.
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Fuss! Look at me hat!
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It's nothing to laugh at.
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Here, give her this one.
It's not as good as this one!
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It is NOW.
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So he's not a tall person -
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on the outside.
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But on the inside...
he's a tall person.
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Oh, Marina!
Oh, Howard!
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A LOUD SNEEZE
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