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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Have you seen Howard?
You can't have lost him yet - it's only breakfast!
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He said he was going jogging!
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In my living room?!
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He lies! I haven't seen him, Pearl.
I know you don't believe me.
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It's nothing personal.
I never believe any man.
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That's sad, Pearl.
Once upon a time you must've had a really bad romantic experience.
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I did.
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I got married! If you see him,
tell him I'm looking for him.
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He knows that.
Wherever he is, he knows that.
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It's a willow warbler.
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And there's a wren
in that bush over there.
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It's been a while since I've looked
through binoculars at anything that wasn't shooting at me.
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I'm sorry. Would you like a peek
through these? Oh, no. No, I daren't.
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You daren't look through binoculars?
It'd set up the old reflexes. Reflexes?
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I used to be a sniper. If I start
looking through a powerful lens...
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the next thing you know
somebody could be lying dead!
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Well, I must be going...
The thing you must remember about jungle warfare is silence.
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I thought jungles were noisy.
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Well, yeah, they are. THEY'RE noisy!
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It was ME that had to be silent,
you see.
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No good being a trained killer
if you troll about on your bicycle tinkling your bell, is it?
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No, the natives used to call me
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"He Who Disturbs No Leaf".
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KNOCK ON DOOR
See who that is.
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Very good, sir.
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It's a motorcyclist.
Who is it?
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Wearing a helmet, how can you tell?
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It's nobody I know.
KNOCKING AGAIN
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Hadn't you better go and find out?
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I'm not opening my door
to any stranger!
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He could be after my valuables!
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So there I am -
four feet from this enemy sentry.
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There IS a moon, but it doesn't
penetrate through the canopy.
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I've got this knife between
my teeth and I'm creeping nearer.
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Forty minutes to move six inches!
That's jungle craft for you!
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Incredible! Well, I really must
be going... And then,
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I felt...the snake.
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Where?
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Slithering up me trouser leg.
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A poisonous snake?
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Listen, when they start crawling
up there it hardly seems to matter!
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So there I am,
four feet from this sentry
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and there's a snake crawling up me
leg. Good heavens! What did you do?
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What CAN you do? You loosen the top
of your trousers and hope for the best! What happened?
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His trousers fell down!
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Do you mind?! I'm trying to explain
to this gentleman here that I...
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Hey up! There's Howard, jogging!
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You call that jogging?
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Looks fast enough to me.
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Come off it, Howard!
I bet tha got on a bus!
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You'd better get home.
Pearl's getting fidgety.
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I don't see why she's so against
healthy exercise!
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You've no idea, have you, Howard?
It's the leg action that's lacking.
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You have to get
a steady rhythm going!
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Get a rhythm and stick with it!
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Whatever you do, stick with it!
MOTORBIKE ENGINE
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Madhead!
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The fool ought to have
his licence endorsed.
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If they can catch him.
I nearly gave him a karate chop as he passed.
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Give over!
Tha were too busy panicking!
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I deny panic.
It was a fighting man's instinctive seeking for cover.
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Aye, we've seen it - whenever
it's tha turn to buy a round!
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The man's a lunatic.
I've never seen anybody ride a bike like that! I have.
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The one person I know who'd ride
a bike like that were Babs. Babs?
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She was a warm 'un, were Babs.
A real goer, on the road...
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..and off!
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Wait a minute. I can remember
you had a girlfriend that drove a dumper on a building site.
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That were Grace.
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Amazing Grace?!
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Listen, after eight pints she were!
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Draw up a chair, Ivy!
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I've better things to do
than sit gossiping with you lot!
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What makes you think I've got time
to gossip with you lot?!
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She were a good lass, were Babs.
I often wonder what happened to her.
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If she could survive YOU,
the chances are she's fine!
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You've had a racy love life -
motorcyclists, dumper drivers...
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I have, Norm. And then there were
her on the buses. They used to call them clippies, bus conductresses.
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Nah, she were a mechanic.
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There he is again.
That's the one that came to your house! I'm sure!
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Why's he talking to Nora Batty?
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Well, if he's been to YOUR house,
he's probably asking where YOU are.
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Look at him!
Diving for cover again!
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By 'eck! If there's one thing
I can't stand, it's folk throwing their money about!
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Why do you keep avoiding him
if he's looking for you?
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Well, I know the type
that come looking for me -
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the gas, the electric, the milk,
the rent...AND Miller Brothers gents outfitters.
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What do you owe
him from Miller Brothers? I once bought a suit on tick.
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When?
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1957.
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Don't you wonder
who this motorcyclist is? Aye, I wonder who it is!
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Well, WE could find out,
couldn't we, Clegg? IF we were nosey enough.
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Don't worry,
I think we're nosey enough.
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By, that looks
as if it's done you good(!)
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I think I've pulled a muscle.
Pulled one?
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You'd have to find one first!
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This morning he was remembering
some of his weird women. Oh, he's had some weird women.
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Mind you, what else could he get?
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One used to drive a dumper.
Grace. He mentioned her this morning sitting at that table.
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That's her, Grace. She needed
a shave worse than he did!
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Where other people hold hands,
they used to arm wrestle.
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And she beat him every time!
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See if Nora's in the caff.
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Hang about!
It's not as easy as that!
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All tha's got to do
is peep through the window!
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Listen, peeping at Nora Batty
could be dangerous for your health.
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You need to use
all the available cover. Rule one - never show yourself to the enemy.
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A rule some of us
would do well to remember!
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Should I have these
invisibly mended?
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Welded, possibly!
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Listen, stay here and watch.
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Down, boy!
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Damn silly place to leave a dog!
Does it bite?
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Terrible!
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Nora's in here.
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Well, get off in there, then,
and ask who it is looking for me.
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Good day, ladies.
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Where are the other two?
Have you lost your troops?
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Oh, they're not far away.
Everything comes in threes!
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Nora, I wonder if you could help
me. There's a...rumour circulating
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that someone in motorbike gear is
looking for...someone we all know.
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It's no rumour. Ah.
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There's a motorcyclist
looking for him.
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It's a bit worrying
when folk are looking for thee.
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It's probably somebody
selling something. Why should it be somebody selling summat?
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Well, whenever somebody's looking
for me, it's always somebody selling something.
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What - selling something to me?
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Maybe he got your name off a list.
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Maybe he doesn't know
that you're somebody whose trousers need welding.
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He'll be in for a shock, then, eh?
True. DOOR CLOSES
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Well, did tha find out?
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Oh, yes, I've found out.
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Well, out with it, then!
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Well, I think a little drink
is called for first.
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Well, is tha going to tell us
or aren't thee?
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I'm going to tell you.
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He don't know. I bet he didn't
find out anything. Well, if he did, he's making a meal of it.
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Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself.
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I'm ready. I'm ready,
for crying out loud! Who IS this fella what's looking for me?!
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There isn't one.
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We SAW him!
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He was at the house!
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There isn't a fella.
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What's he talking about, Norm?
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It's a lady.
Correction - it's a female.
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In motorcyclist's gear?
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So Nora says.
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It's Babs!
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After all these years!
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My little Babs...
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is looking for me!
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Where are we going?
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I'm going to find Babs.
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She looked very tall and burly
to me. You sure you wouldn't rather be alone? Ah, come and meet Babs.
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How do you know where she'll be?
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I don't know where she'll be,
but we used to meet in this place sometimes.
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We had this very romantic spot.
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Oh, you must have been
a beautiful baby
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You must have been a...
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He's very excitable
for a small person. Am I going to be assaulted by ALL you boys?
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Is it just him, or are you a team?
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What a narrow escape!
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Wearing motorcycle gear?
Helmet and leathers. What did she look like?
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You can't tell.
Not with a helmet covering her face.
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If it was one of his ex-girlfriends,
she'll look terrible. They could all use a helmet covering their faces!
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I know exactly what you mean!
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I think it's romantic - an old love
affair suddenly coming back to life.
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The ones he was romantic with
had too much life!
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Didn't he have one
who was a dumper driver?
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Grace? I wouldn't mind,
but that dumper made so much noise when she brought him home at night!
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Is she the motorcyclist?
No! This is another one! He's had some weird women!
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Well, if he wants another,
I know where he can find one!
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And where is this romantic spot
you used to go to? Here.
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And this is it?
This is your romantic spot?
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Aye, this is it. Me and Babs
spent some happy hours here.
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Doing what? Looking for bits
of her old motorbike.
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She were rebuilding an old Norton.
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I think that's lovely.
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I can see it now. The two of you
covered in oil, exchanging the odd tappet as a keepsake.
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And sometimes, if it were raining,
we used to take shelter under this old lorry.
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It's pure poetry.
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Well, she's not here now, is she?
We'll wait.
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BANGING
What's that?
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Listen...
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MORE BANGING
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CLATTER!
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Hey up, lads!
What are you lot doing here?
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It's love's lost dream! Wesley,
has tha seen a lass in biking gear?
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A lass?
She must be ninety! Give over!
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There's been no-one down here
in motorbike gear. Just as well! I've got to get dressed up a bit!
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With what? Motorbike gear!
It's the least I can do for her! Has tha got any motorbike gear?
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Of course! What sort of person
doesn't have motorbike gear?!
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But our lass threw it out -
just cos it was turning green!
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So what he's looking for is
a full suit, with boots and helmet.
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To hire, not to buy.
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Full suit, with boots and helmet.
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Yes, I think we can manage that.
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Why don't we wait outside? What's
up with him? He looks nervous!
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I AM nervous. He has no confidence
in his sales resistance.
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Don't say that!
She'll have me for sure!
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He thinks you'll sell him things
he doesn't want.
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Oh, there used to be a time
I could do things like that, but your energy goes.
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Don't believe her. It's a trick.
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Pull yourself together, man.
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Oh, I'm not the woman I used to be.
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The powers are failing.
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Customers just slip
through your fingers...
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Look! Both hands - empty!
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Nothing up my sleeve!
She didn't sell me anything! She must be slipping.
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It's a matter of being firm.
Well, not too firm.
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I'd hate to think of him in there
taking advantage of the old lady.
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I don't think you need worry.
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What are you doing in that?!
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She said that's what I ordered -
full suit, boots and helmet.
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Take it back!
We'll find you something else.
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CRASH!
Aaaaargh!
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How much longer is he going to be?
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He wants to impress
his girlfriend. It's important to him.
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How much longer are you going
to be?! I'm coming! I'm coming!
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Who's this old granny
that rides a motorbike?
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She WAS a Hell's Angel - until they
threw her out for being too violent.
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It's Babs.
You remember him and Babs.
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They used to meet in the junkyard
by moonlight. Why moonlight?
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It was against her religion to pay
for the parts she was taking. SHUFFLING
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Da-da! Da-da-da!
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Gorgeous!
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He looks like a knickerbocker
glory! It's not bad! Almost as good as racing leathers!
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I'm off, then. Where? The junkyard.
She'll turn up there eventually. It were our lovers' lane, the junkyard.
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I don't think I can take much more
of this! You know your trouble?
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Tha's never had a big love
in tha life!
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Not in a junkyard, that's true!
232
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I love it down here!
There's something about the scenery that gets to you!
233
00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:21,883
Maybe the bloke in charge
has seen something.
234
00:24:21,883 --> 00:24:26,843
Maybe Babs has been
and left a message. DOOR OPENS
235
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Don't!
236
00:24:32,223 --> 00:24:36,743
Oh, multiple customers!
I like it! I like it!
237
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:42,283
I love it when they come in droves!
Has there been a bus trip?
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00:24:42,283 --> 00:24:45,003
We are NOT customers!
239
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:48,943
Well, that's a nice thing to say
to an old lady!
240
00:24:50,943 --> 00:24:53,503
You sure you're not customers?
241
00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:58,503
No, no. Oh, no. Definitely not.
How long have you had this place?
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Since the bloke who owned it
couldn't afford to pay me what he owed me. Besides...
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an old lady needs a bit of comfort
in her old age.
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You sure you're not customers?
ALL: Oh, no!
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I can usually tell.
MOTORBIKE ENGINE
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It's Babs!
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Babs!
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Babs!
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00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,083
There goes another customer!
250
00:26:01,303 --> 00:26:04,143
All right, Babs!
251
00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:10,743
Not so fast!
Not so fast, Babs!
252
00:26:12,183 --> 00:26:14,683
Watch it, Babs!
253
00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:17,323
Watch it! Mind the holes!
254
00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:22,423
Let me off!
255
00:26:23,803 --> 00:26:26,763
I give in! I give in!
256
00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:29,783
Oh, help! Help! Aaaah!
257
00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:34,923
I thought I heard
somebody screaming!
258
00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:39,923
It wasn't me, Howard.
I've had nothing to scream about(!)
259
00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:43,223
There WAS somebody screaming.
260
00:26:43,223 --> 00:26:46,283
I think it was him on the back.
261
00:26:46,283 --> 00:26:51,343
Well, I'm glad somebody's
finding life exciting(!)
262
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:57,383
Is that what you want from life -
excitement? I think it is, Howard.
263
00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,323
I think it is.
264
00:27:01,403 --> 00:27:06,763
Trouble is, I'm not sure
I can afford a motorbike.
265
00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:14,203
I knew it.
I knew she'd get me in the end.
266
00:27:14,203 --> 00:27:20,743
Stop grumbling.
We've got a bargain here. What do we want with these bumpers?
267
00:27:20,743 --> 00:27:25,203
Listen, we're better off
than he is. He's got Babs.
268
00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:31,343
Well, she saw YOU coming,
didn't she?
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00:27:31,343 --> 00:27:35,383
Three things you can't escape
in life -
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death, taxes...
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and Auntie Wainwright!
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00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:52,743
Cor, that Babs is too fast for me.
273
00:27:52,743 --> 00:27:56,763
I'll stick with Nora Batty
and her clothesline.
274
00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:03,483
Oh, goodness! How am I going
to get home like this?!
275
00:28:08,543 --> 00:28:10,923
Got it!
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00:28:45,303 --> 00:28:49,263
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