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Go and find yourself
something to do!
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Can't I have another cup of tea?
You've had two. I WAS looking forward to three.
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Have I nothing to do
but fill you with tea?
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You're impossible to fill with tea.
You're like a bottomless pit!
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Oh, look at you.
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No wonder you can't
find yourself a regular job.
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I AM retired.
Retarded is closer.
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A nice sight
first thing in the morning.
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My bird's arms round another man.
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First thing in the morning?
It's nearly dinnertime.
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Hope it lasts longer than breakfast.
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Get something on!
You shouldn't be standing at the window in that derelict underwear.
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I'd be asleep if it weren't for the
noise of thee throwing Smiler out.
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Every morning's the same - I can't
hear meself sleep for the noise of thee throwing Smiler out.
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And now I catch you in his arms,
actually handlin' him.
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Look, if tha wants to get physical,
that's what I'M here for.
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I only helped him with his raincoat.
All right, I'll get a raincoat.
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(Cleggy!
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(Let me in, Cleggy.)
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Why are you talking
through my letterbox, Howard?
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(I didn't want Pearl to hear me
knocking on your door.) One of those, is it?
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(Let me in, Cleggy.)
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Where IS Pearl? Doing the bedrooms.
Where are you supposed to be? In the kitchen, polishing brasses. Mm.
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If she finds me here, I came
to get brass-polishing tips from an ex-serviceman.
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Ex-serviceman? Me?!
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You were in the war.
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Even when I was a serviceman, I
looked more like an EX-serviceman.
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Me and a lot of others did
four years without ever seriously endangering our amateur status.
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DOG PIDDLES
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Never saw me, did you?
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I didn't expect you to.
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I'm not criticising, but it'd take
a sharper eye than yours to spot Corporal Dewhurst hiding in a bush.
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What you doin' in there?
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Oh, just keeping the old hand in.
Taking advantage of natural cover.
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Why?
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Why?!
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Because that is what I do.
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It is the way of the Samurai.
When you have these skills, you have to keep 'em sharp.
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How do you think Yehudi Menuhin
keeps so sharp on the piano?
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It's the violin.
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Well, I KNOW it's the violin but
he usually keeps it on the piano.
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Here.
Thanks, love.
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They been in yet?
No, it's been peaceful.
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Give us a tea, love.
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Any free buns? No!
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I mean, really tatty,
eugh, cor, phew, free buns?
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It all goes to the birds.
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Charming! I shall have to
grow some feathers.
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It'd look tidier than what
YOU'RE wearing. Eh up! ..Hey!
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RATTLE OF COINS
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How do? Enjoyin' the scone?
Aye. Very nice.
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My favourites too. I like scones.
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COMPO WHISTLES
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Eugh! Eugh!
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By gum! Is that the time?
I must be going.
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Is tha leaving tha scones?
Aye. You have them.
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Where's he gone?
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He seemed in a bit of a hurry.
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No, Howard.
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I'd do it for you. You wouldn't have
to. I haven't got a girlfriend.
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I wouldn't call her a girlfriend.
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The lady's just someone
with whom I share certain interests in...further educational matters.
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And how does Pearl feel
about 'further education'?
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She's against it.
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That's why I can't buy it meself.
If Pearl hears that I've bought a china shepherdess...
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she'll want to know what for.
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I'd do it for you if it was
anywhere but Auntie Wainwright's.
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It's in her window. Oh, why can't
you go to Auntie Wainwright's?
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She never knows how to stop
selling you things. All you have to do is say no.
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That shows how much YOU know.
I'm not getting involved with you and Marina.
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You don't have to go anywhere near
Marina. Just bring me the china shepherdess. I'll take it to Marina.
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You live next door to a chap for
years - you think he's a friend.
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Next thing you know, he's asking
you to go to Auntie Wainwright's!
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Just there. I saw him in the bushes.
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I deny that. He did not
SEE me in the bushes.
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When I blend into the background,
nobody SEES me in the bushes.
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Oh. You were IN the bushes.
Well, yes, but... He was lurking in the bushes.
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It was not a lurk.
It was field craft. Field craft?!
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You know, the art of concealment.
Remaining invisible to the enemy.
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Oh...
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you have an enemy?
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Well, there's him for a start.
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I mean, why me?
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Of all the people in the universe
he has to ask ME to go to Auntie Wainwright's.
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I wonder where he is.
Oh, I know where he is.
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Sitting comfortably at home
while I have to go to Auntie Wainwright's.
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I didn't mean Howard,
I meant Foggy.
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He'll be along.
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He's usually here by now.
He may be a big jessie but he's always punctual.
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He WOULD be late today.
What's so special about it? It's his turn to buy a round.
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Well, that'd explain why he's late.
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Come on. We'll go inside
and check your story.
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An Englishman can't even practise
his lethal skills... Lethal skills?
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That's what I've tried to explain.
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I'm not just some idiot
lurking about in the bushes.
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I'm a trained killer.
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Let's not have any trouble, sir.
He knows me.
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He'll vouch for me. Ask him.
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By heck! HE looks vicious.
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You've done a good job, Constable.
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Eli!
Get out of it!
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OH!
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Is that a new hat?
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No!
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Oh, no. I can see it isn't.
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I'm collecting jumble.
Did you find anything? Oh, yes. I've got this suit.
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I can't get into it any more.
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Now it's excellent material,
so we mustn't let it go for nothing.
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You know the vicar does the prices.
Yes, but HE'S no idea.
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He wants to submit himself
to a bit of higher guidance. Tell him to ask a woman.
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At least it's a respectable garment.
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Some things they give you these days
are not entirely suitable for a church jumble sale.
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Look at what they wear these days.
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It gets so you dread hot and sunny.
You daren't go out in hot and sunny.
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There's more bare flesh about
than you see on a butcher's slab.
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Aye. And a lot of it
looks in worse condition.
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Tha long dollop! Hidin' in bushes!
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I won the war in Burma
by hiding in bushes.
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It's so humiliating - a man of
my standing being suspected of...
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those sorts of things. I mean,
do I look like a park prowler?
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Absolutely. Spitting image.
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You...
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Er, well...only from a distance.
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Nice to know who your friends are.
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Well, we got thee out, didn't we?
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Not entirely a pleasure, confessing
that I needed a reference from a civilian like you.
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Incidentally,
while we're on the subject,
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I see no reason for this
to go any further.
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You know how people talk.
WE know. You haven't stopped talking since you left Burma!
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Foggy, tha secret's safe with us.
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Providing tha doesn't forget
whose round it is.
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Are you sure it's mine? Is tha sure
tha wants us to keep this quiet?
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Oh, yes, it IS mine. It is, it is.
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AUNTIE WAINWRIGHT:
People won't buy security lights if they can't SEE security lights.
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Supposing I get electrocuted?
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In YOUR case
it could be beneficial.
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That should attract some attention.
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I feel such a fool.
Why should you feel a fool?
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Blackpool's illuminated. It doesn't
feel a fool. People travel miles to see the lights. Turn round.
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Maybe there should be
a red light at the rear.
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Supposing I overeat.
Not in my time. Bring your own sandwiches.
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Eh?
You've got a switch. Turn yourself on.
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I think one of me bulbs has gone.
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That's always been my impression.
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Eh up! They can certainly put away
some ale, can these jailbirds!
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(Will you keep your voice down?)
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Jail's not so bad.
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In fact, sometimes I think
that jail must be quite good.
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A single cell...
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solitary...living peacefully
on your own...with no neighbours talking through the letterbox!
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What's he on about?
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It's Howard. He wants Cleggy
to go on an errand for him. Oh - Marina. Even worse.
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What can be worse than Marina?
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Auntie Wainwright.
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Howard is now in love
with Auntie Wainwright?!
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No, you great jessie.
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He wants Cleggy to go
to Auntie Wainwright's for a present for Marina. Oh.
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A china shepherdess.
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Seems very reasonable to me.
Has he given you the money?
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Yes.
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Well...where's the problem?
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Now you're going out there to sell.
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You'll earn a good commission.
How much? We'll discuss that later.
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Keep switching your lights on -
attract people's attention. Don't creep about looking apologetic.
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Here's a cyclist.
Try the effect on him. O-oh...
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You see? That's impact.
That's point of sale impact.
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Now repeat after me -
"I am going to be strong."
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I am going to be strong. That's it.
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But not strong enough.
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She'll start selling thee useless
rubbish, Cleggy. She always does.
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Will you be quiet? I'm trying to
psych him up, prepare him mentally.
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It's no good. Of course it's
some good. Mind over matter. Now...
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repeat after me -
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"I shall be strong!"
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FEEBLY:
I shall be strong.
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To carry everything
she's gonna sell thee.
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"I shall be strong."
I shall be strong...he says.
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If you think it, you really
will be strong. Mind over matter.
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How do you think I defeated vastly
superior numbers of Japanese? Probably talked them to death.
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Is that the one? That's the one.
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Right, well...that's ALL you want.
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Whatever else Auntie Wainwright
tries to sell you, refuse. "I shall be strong!" I shall be strong.
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I shan't but...I shall be strong.
"I have confidence in my ability not to buy anything else."
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I have confidence in my ability
not to go in the shop! You... What?
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I'm not going in.
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Best way, Norm.
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I've psyched you up - you'll be OK.
I'll be even better if I stay here.
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Oh, give ME Howard's money. I'll
go in and buy the shepherdess. Ah!
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We want the best stuff
in one place for one price and older stuff over there.
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The kind of stuff you get given
for a jumble sale! Who'd buy this?
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Your father, if he thought
he could cannibalise it for spares.
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It looks big enough to make a lorry.
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Hard to believe
that ladies ever wore these.
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Why are you waving my old corset
about? Just admiring the quality.
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I wore that in several air raids.
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Gave you confidence in the shelter.
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With a garment like that,
I'm surprised you needed a shelter.
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They were a terrible garment
but they were great to take off.
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Your generation has no idea
how much pleasure you can get from takin' one of them things off.
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Stepping out of one of them was the
nearest we had to going on holiday.
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What are you doing?
Going through the trouser pockets.
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You ALWAYS go through
the trouser pockets.
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Force of habit.
It becomes automatic.
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When you put your husband's trousers
away, you go through the pockets.
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I don't.
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You don't go through his pockets?
Never.
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That's very lax. You'll have to take
your duties more seriously than that.
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Going through his pockets is one of
the foundations of a good marriage.
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I'd never go through Barry's pockets.
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Besides, he's very neat.
He always hangs his trousers up in the wardrobe.
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That's suspicious for a start.
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He's hiding something.
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I trust my Barry.
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Of course you do, love.
And so you should.
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But it never hurts to check through
their trouser pockets.
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GLASS SHATTERS
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You wonder where they've been.
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There's some here that are not
entirely suitable for a church hall.
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How long's he gonna be? I mean,
how long does it take to buy one china shepherdess?
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He's probably telling her
his war memoirs. They deserve each other - two trained killers.
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SHOP BELL RINGS
Ah!
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Ah-ha!
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There we are. Ah-ha!
Mission accomplished. That's good.
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What's under tha coat?
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What coat? Come off it! Don't pry.
I don't think he wants to tell us.
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Will you stop that? You could
trigger my lethal instinct, poking about like that. Eh up!
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What's this? An electric Foggy!
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All right,
I bought a security light. Oh!
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Well, I-I've always wanted
a security light.
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What's tha gonna do with security
lights? I'm going to resell them.
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I got 'em at a good price.
I know a bargain when I see one.
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I could make a handsome profit here.
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Where...where's tha gonna find
an idiot who's going to buy security lights?
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Don't look at ME. What do I want
with security lights?
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You live alone. You ought to
have them. They'll come on if you've got an intruder.
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I'd die if they came on!
If I've got an intruder, I don't want to know.
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But you see, you've got
very lax security here.
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You really do need security lights.
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No!
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Did he get my china shepherdess?
Welcome, Howard. Just the man.
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Did he get my china shepherdess?
Not only your china shepherdess but also...
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Come in, Howard. Come in.
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It comes on as soon as
anybody comes near?
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As soon as anyone comes near,
a blaze of light. I like it! Can we try it?
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Away you go.
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O-oh...
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But what do I want with security
lights? A present for Marina.
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She wants a china shepherdess.
Well, you'll be spoiling her.
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She gets a china shepherdess
and security lights as well.
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Isn't love grand?
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Howard, think of her
as a lighthouse -
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she'd be a warning to sailors.
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Howard!
Careful! There might be somebody watching.
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Out here? Who could be watching?
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I can think of several.
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Squeeze me, Howard.
No, not here, love.
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I have to be careful
in case I break a bulb.
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A bulb?
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I've bought you a security light.
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For me, Howard?
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A security light?
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That's thoughtful.
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Tha's got a sale there, Foggy.
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BOOM!
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Oh-ho-ho!
I think Howard's just blown a fuse.
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I should've got the money first.
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I hope it hasn't permanently singed
Howard's love-life. It'll teach him to talk through my letterbox!
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