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How does it feel,
Cleggy - being rehoused?
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Well I'm still next door to you,
Howard.
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It's a lot like it never happened.
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Roses round the door.
Keep smiling, Howard.
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What are you doing, peering
round corners?! Shh, not so loud.
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There's a man assaulting a woman.
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Well, do something about it!
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I can't. Whyever not?
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He's not started yet.
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Gerrof.
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Bit cheerful this morning.
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Hey hey! A good grapple with Nora
sets me up for the day.
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Shop!
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He has no nerve. It's marvellous
how brave short people can be.
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Shop!
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Pour yourself a tea
and stop howling.
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Serve yourself now, is it, eh?
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Don't spill it. Wha'?
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Sorry!
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Eh up, since when have thou
been in charge?
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Well I think it's fate, don't you?
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Once you've been a leader of men,
it's very difficult to stop.
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Leader of men? When was that then,
Noddy?
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I don't want to talk about it,
it's not the warrior's way.
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Besides, many of the details
are still classified.
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He does talk some twonk.
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But fluently.
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HE SLURPS NOISILY
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I've had heavily-armed men
tramping through a swamp making less noise than that.
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HE SLURPS NOISILY
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Oh. Are you lot still here, then?
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I'm only just come.
Well it seems longer than that.
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Things not going well this morning,
Ivy?
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Me catering toaster's packed in.
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Is there anything I can do? No!
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All right.
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No need to be so hasty.
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I can find my way round
a catering toaster. Yeah, but I...
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Oh!
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Is he any good?
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Now, be honest. If he's got a
screwdriver in his hand, phone 999.
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Check your fire insurance.
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You're just trying to impress me,
aren't you?
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Howard...
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Yes, love?
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There's got to be more to life
than this, Howard.
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It's just we've got to be careful,
love.
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Careful?
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How careful can you get?
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Howard, we have been seeing
each other all these years
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and careful is as far as we've got.
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I'm an expert on careful.
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You never know when
people are looking.
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Don't you ever feel like
throwing caution to the wind?
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Well yes, I do.
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Frequently.
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But I don't see why we can't throw
caution to the wind carefully.
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Ohh!
CRASH
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How's he doing?
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Well, there's nothing smoking.
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Maybe he's got better
since he's been painting eggs.
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I can't see that being very likely.
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He's still a great long dollop.
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Don't say things like that
while he's inside my toaster.
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What's he doing?
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There's still nothing smoking.
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He's just whistling quietly.
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It's a bit frightening this new,
efficient Foggy.
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It's like finding directory
enquiries answering promptly.
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I still say he's a great twit.
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But that's the only way
we can bear him.
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I think you'll find everything
in working order.
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Just a loose wire. It's working?!
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Of course it's working. Oh, hey!
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Eee!
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What are you doing out there,
come back inside.
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I must say I find this lack of
confidence extremely irritating.
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It does!
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It works!
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Just call on me any time.
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I don't lay claim to any
great technical skill, it's just
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the practical hardiness
of the jungle fighter.
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Where did you fight all this
jungle, Foggy? I can never go by with the garden.
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I wasn't fighting the greenery,
I was fighting Japs.
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Trying to sell thee a motorbike,
were they?
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You didn't think I could mend
that toaster, did you?
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You're wondering where the skills
come from.
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Where they come from is experience.
Battle experience.
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Here we go again.
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I hope he's not gonna
talk about bayoneting.
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I hate it when he gets
all vivid about bayoneting.
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Cut off in the jungle,
surrounded by a ruthless enemy.
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You have to learn
how to cope with situations.
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Cor, by 'eck that must've shaken
the Japs.
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All these determined Englishmen
mending toasters...
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Where do you think you're going?
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I thought I'd get some...
Well you won't "get some".
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..Fresh air. Not on a bicycle.
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You're banned from the bicycle.
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It's time, at your age,
you had your bicycle removed.
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Fair enough, I'll...
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I'll just go for a walk.
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And if I catch you using your legs
for unseemly purposes,
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I'll remove them, an' all.
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He mends a toaster, anybody'd think
he'd built the Channel Tunnel.
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From the cost,
I sometimes think he IS building it.
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You don't understand, do you?
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It's the evidence that I haven't
lost my aptitude as a practical man.
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The trained soldier is,
above all else, a practical man.
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Turn his hand to anything.
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Me mam were like that.
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We know. Especially if no-one was
watching her when she was shopping.
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What's that sticking out
of the water? More rubbish.
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People are always dumping things.
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Maybe it's the Yorkshire monster.
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Come all the way from Loch Ness
in search of better gravy.
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Eh...it's a boat!
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It's just a wreck.
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Look who's talking.
It's got holes in it.
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Look who's talking.
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My objection to it is
that it was so damned heavy.
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What are you gonna do with it?
I'm gonna restore it.
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Have you had any
previous experience?
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Well, I've mended a toaster.
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Hang on. Don't move.
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I was only going to...
Never mind about that.
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Come on.
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I've got a bone to pick with you.
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What have I done now?
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Don't you think
we should talk about it?
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About what. Why it is
you're planning to leave.
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Planning to leave?
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Don't think I don't notice.
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Notice what?
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I saw you sneaking it
past the window.
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I weren't sneaking.
I was grunting and sweating
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but I weren't sneaking.
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Why, after all these years
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are you planning to leave?
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Nobody's planning to leave.
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Then why do you need a boat?!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Now, you see, you can't just leave
a boat like that lying about to rot.
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I could.
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I'm going to restore it. It was
once somebody's pride and joy.
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Nora Batty! Pardon?
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We could restore Nora Batty.
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You can't get the parts.
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I see. Some people restore
vintage aircraft,
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others vintage cars.
I'm gonna restore this boat.
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Eh, if tha's restoring this boat,
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why is Wesley doing all the work?
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It's my brain behind
the whole project.
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I'm just letting Wesley
do the simple work.
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All right, the boat's finished.
What use is it?
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What use is it?
That is what I said, Margaret.
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What use is it?
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We're listening, Foggy.
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Get to work. All right,
I'll tell you what use it is.
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Look, I see it as part of
the revival of inline waterways.
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Well, slap my pochanickis.
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A revival of the inland waterways?
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Perhaps even a water taxi.
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Oh, you can scoff,
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but you'll be impressed
her gleaming new,
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and we have our own
thriving water business.
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Ships of the Dewhurst line
are carrying my flag to the four corners of the Earth.
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Pipe all hands.
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De-dee!
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Yes, you can laugh. You can laugh.
COMPO LAUGHS
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You laughed when I said
I'd mend the toaster.
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Here we are. Hey hey!
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Two bacon and egg,
one with mushrooms, one tomatoes.
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Now, two cups of teas, isn't it?
Don't forget toast.
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Oh no, I won't forget.
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SIZZLING
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What the blood and stomach pills?
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SIZZLING CONTINUES
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Oh!
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I'll kill him! Oh!
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I will! I'll kill him!
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Oh!
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BANG!
Aaagh!
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SMASHING
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SHE SPLUTTERS
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Oh!
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I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
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A designed suite.
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And not only is she seaworthy, she's
now equipped to proceed under power.
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When I say power, I mean power.
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Isn't it a bit big?
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There's gratitude for you.
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You work your socks off finding an
engine that'll fit... That fits?
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With trousers like that, you've no
business telling people what fits.
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Where did you find
a spare engine that fits?
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Do we have to stand here all day
talking about engines?
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How do, Barry? How are you doing?
Hello, Barry, lad.
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Just in time for our launch. Oh.
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Can I have word with you? What is
it, you can see we're very busy.
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It's just that I think
something's missing from me car.
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What might that be?
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An engine.
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We can't stop now,
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we're very busy. I shouldn't
worry about it, Barry.
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I expect it'll soon turn up.
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I once lost a wing mirror,
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and there was an aerial,
I've lost aerials.
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And once there was a wheel disc,
I lost a wheel disc,
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but a whole engine?!
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What am I gonna tell our Glenda?
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She'll poke her head round and say,
"Will you run me to the shops?"
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They expect to get up and go
whenever they feel like it.
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They never think
you might have lost your engine.
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How do you long she'll keep
your bike? I don't know, love.
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I've no idea.
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I've heard of two becoming one,
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but I didn't think
it meant on a bicycle.
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Why me?
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Because somebody has to be in
the boat to unhook the thing when the crane puts it in the water.
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Why not thee? Thee!
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Can't you see I have to be
here to organise things?
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I'd love to be in the boat.
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Let go of the crane!
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BUBBLING
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BUBBLING CONTINUES
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I think we want a bit less engine,
Wesley.
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SQUELCHING
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That's it, finished.
Good grief, one little setback!
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How did you get as wet as that?
Well, he had some help.
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Finished, no more.
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What sort of person is it that
gives up at the first mishap.
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My kind.
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He never even looked at me legs.
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Poor soul.
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He must be in acute discomfort.
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You see, you're enjoying it now.
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I'm dry now.
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How deep is it?
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I don't know how deep it is.
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Oh, God! I'm out here on the water
and nobody knows how deep it is.
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Watch the scenery, just
relax and enjoy the scenery.
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What scenery?
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I think tha's got to open thy eyes,
Norm.
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You see.
It gets trickier and trickier.
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I wish I could get Nora on the boat.
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Why do you have to go
and spoil everything?
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We just get things right
and you go and spoil everything.
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I meant me and Nora
alone on the boat.
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Oh! Just you and her,
that's all right then. Cos we don't have to be near her.
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I think it's a great idea.
252
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:50,269
If he's out there, alone,
on the boat with Nora,
253
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it means that I'm back here,
safely on the land.
254
00:20:54,449 --> 00:21:00,389
I knew tha'd understand.
We've got to help him get alone on the boat with Nora.
255
00:21:02,489 --> 00:21:04,069
Ah ha.
256
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,749
It's no good.
257
00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:29,449
I'll never get alone on board
with me. You give in too easily.
258
00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:33,509
Too easily?
I've been chasing her for 50 years.
259
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:36,949
You wanna be careful.
It could become a habit.
260
00:21:36,949 --> 00:21:40,989
A trained military mind can find
a solution to every problem.
261
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:45,049
Go on, how's thou
gonna get her on boat?
262
00:21:45,049 --> 00:21:50,829
Wait. You don't just say the first
thing that comes into your head. Lifeboat!
263
00:21:50,829 --> 00:21:54,989
Well, it was just the first thing
that came into my head.
264
00:21:56,789 --> 00:22:01,469
These things take planning.
Right, get planning then.
265
00:22:01,469 --> 00:22:05,589
Just tell me how tha's gonna
get Nora Batty on board.
266
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:10,409
Right, well, suppose I invited
her to take a little boat trip.
267
00:22:11,909 --> 00:22:14,489
You filthy swine.
268
00:22:14,489 --> 00:22:18,889
Do you hear that, Norm?
He's trying to pinch my girl.
269
00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:21,369
How lucky can you get?
270
00:22:21,369 --> 00:22:25,029
She's not gonna accept
your invitation.
271
00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:29,589
We have to lure her aboard.
He's going to lure her!
272
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:34,429
I didn't think he'd have the nerve.
I wouldn't have the nerve.
273
00:22:36,129 --> 00:22:40,709
When she's on board,
we've got to find an excuse for getting you on board.
274
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:44,269
And you, out of the way.
Yes, correct.
275
00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:47,129
How?
276
00:23:00,489 --> 00:23:03,089
Now, I'm steering,
277
00:23:03,089 --> 00:23:05,409
and Clegg is Nora.
278
00:23:05,409 --> 00:23:07,829
He don't look like Nora.
279
00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:13,169
That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
280
00:23:13,169 --> 00:23:15,829
Will you pay attention?
281
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:19,509
I'm drifting down the waterways
with Nora Batty,
282
00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:26,809
and suddenly an old war wound
starts acting up and I find myself disabled at the helm.
283
00:23:26,809 --> 00:23:28,789
HE GASPS
284
00:23:34,989 --> 00:23:40,069
Now, the boat is drifting
helplessly and Nora is in trouble.
285
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:44,789
She will be when I get on board.
286
00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:50,069
It's a dangerous situation but look
who happens to be passing by.
287
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:54,329
Who? Who?
288
00:23:54,329 --> 00:23:56,829
You, you fool.
289
00:23:58,509 --> 00:24:02,729
You realise Nora's in difficulties
and you come to the rescue.
290
00:24:02,729 --> 00:24:04,389
How?
291
00:24:04,389 --> 00:24:08,029
Although I'm supposed
to be unconscious,
292
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,629
secretly, I'll still
be steering the boat.
293
00:24:11,629 --> 00:24:16,049
I'll steer it close to the bank
and you can step aboard!
294
00:24:16,049 --> 00:24:20,189
I like it! I like it!
295
00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:25,649
Well, here I am unconscious
but still steering the boat.
296
00:24:25,649 --> 00:24:28,029
I steer it in close to the bank...
297
00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:33,269
and you step aboard. Here we go,
Step aboard!
298
00:24:35,369 --> 00:24:37,409
Ow-ow!
299
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,209
Oooh!
300
00:24:39,209 --> 00:24:41,189
Aaaargh!
301
00:24:46,829 --> 00:24:51,569
We'll dry you off and then
you can borrow a suit of Clegg's.
302
00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:54,409
What's he been up to now?
303
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,729
His neck.
304
00:25:04,389 --> 00:25:09,069
Now, where you went wrong
the last time... Listening to thee!
305
00:25:09,069 --> 00:25:13,109
You stepped aboard too slowly.
This time, jump.
306
00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:17,729
How far? Not far. I'll bring
the boat pretty near to the bank.
307
00:25:19,849 --> 00:25:22,549
She's gonna be very impressed.
308
00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:27,449
I mean, there's Nora, in distress,
and there's you. What a coincidence!
309
00:25:27,449 --> 00:25:30,729
Her hero just happens to be passing.
310
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,269
In MY suit.
311
00:25:40,069 --> 00:25:43,409
But how can you lose a whole engine,
Barry?
312
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:46,029
Things can fall off.
313
00:25:46,029 --> 00:25:49,929
An entire engine?
Maybe it was loose.
314
00:25:49,929 --> 00:25:52,929
Help!
315
00:25:52,929 --> 00:25:56,229
Help! Help!
316
00:25:56,229 --> 00:25:59,829
There's somebody in difficulties
in a boat.
317
00:25:59,829 --> 00:26:04,289
Oh, God! What a day!
First of all it's me engine...
318
00:26:04,289 --> 00:26:06,829
Help!
319
00:26:06,829 --> 00:26:12,249
It's OK - there's somebody brave
going to jump in and rescue him.
320
00:26:12,249 --> 00:26:13,549
Help!
321
00:26:31,269 --> 00:26:34,449
You'll be OK this time.
I've got it now.
322
00:26:34,449 --> 00:26:37,509
Forget it! I'll help meself.
323
00:26:41,089 --> 00:26:43,449
Come here, lass. Give us a kiss.
324
00:26:43,449 --> 00:26:46,049
Eurgh! You're all wet!
325
00:26:46,049 --> 00:26:48,809
I know. Well, hold me till I'm dry!
326
00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,649
Oh! Oh!
327
00:26:51,789 --> 00:26:55,149
I wish he wouldn't do that
in my suit.
328
00:27:44,989 --> 00:27:49,509
Of course there's no engine.
Are you sure? Of course.
329
00:27:49,509 --> 00:27:54,029
You don't think I'd make a mistake
about a thing like an engine(?)
330
00:28:09,129 --> 00:28:14,049
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