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What are you wearing? When?
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Tonight. It's Gough and Jessie's
golden wedding anniversary.
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I'll wear my suit.
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Good grief. You and that suit
have been married longer than them!
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At least it fits.
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But who?!
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I don't know why we're going.
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Just to watch Gough and Jessie
holding hands.
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I don't think I can stand hours
of Gough and Jessie holding hands.
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They're a devoted married couple,
just like childhood sweethearts.
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It's not natural. I'll wear
my blazer. Oh, no you won't!
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Don't you DARE wear that blazer.
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You'll look like a zebra crossing!
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It's flying in the face of nature...
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..holding hands.
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Well, it's no good.
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It comes out so rarely, I forget
how bad it looked last time!
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I expected it to look better.
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It looked OK on the hanger.
Why not? It spends most of its life on the hanger!
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Can't we just go casual?
What have you got that's casual?
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Your idea of casual
is greasy overalls!
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Mam? Will you have a look at Barry?
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Do you think his suit's too small?
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It's too small!
I told you!
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It's only too small in places.
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In all the places it shouldn't be!
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Look, it's too small.
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Have you put on weight?
You're like him. Married life suits you.
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They'll have to get new suits.
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To Gough and Jessie.
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Fifty years!
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You never see them apart.
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I bet he's lost the use
of all his male facultitties!
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I bet he's tidy about the house.
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I think it's a triumph
that marriages can still work.
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Loads of them still work.
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Usually with a bit of grit in them!
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I'm not going if they hold hands.
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Of course you're going!
HE is, too, once he's found something to wear.
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Don't worry about me. Nora Batty
will be there and so will I!
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With a slight touch
of the Randolph Scott's. Very natty.
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Natty? I've never seen you
get past tatty!
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I'm awfully sorry.
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ELI!
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Hello, boys! Hello, Eli.
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GLASS SMASHES
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You must admit,
they're a devoted couple.
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He thinks the world of her.
Never forgets her birthday.
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She picked a gem, there.
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He's a one-off.
He brings her flowers.
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And chocolates. If mine did that,
I'd know he was up to something.
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I know what you mean.
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For years I thought,
"Gough MUST be up to something." Just shows how wrong you can be!
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Fifty years, and they still
hold hands in the street.
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I'm not sure I approve
of holding hands in the street.
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It seems a bit excessive.
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Too continental for my taste.
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No problem. I have suits
I never wear. You've no idea what a relief that is. No problem!
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Don't worry, Eli, I'll take care
of it. Nora Batty will be there.
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She doesn't encourage
wear and tear!
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The best description of Nora Batty
I've ever heard!
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He needs something respectable,
in navy blue.
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I've got a blue suit.
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Ah!
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Yes! He's about my size!
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Yes, but is this one your size?
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Another one?!
How many suits do you need?!
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Come in Howard, why don't you?!
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I didn't want Pearl to see me.
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It's becoming a habit.
I'm a neighbour, not a girlfriend. She's allowed to see you with me.
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She always thinks I'm up to
something. You always are. I know.
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You see how awkward it is.
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Can you do me a little favour?
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No, Howard,
I'm not getting involved. Forget it.
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You're going to Gough and Jessie's
golden wedding. Yes.
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Can you just hand this note
to Marina?
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Oh, no! Not Marina!
She scares me!
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What do you mean?
Pearl's the scary one.
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I understand HER scaring you.
They both scare me.
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It's just a little note.
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Just sidle up to her
and sneak it into her hand.
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That sounds tricky for a start.
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Howard?
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WHAT are you up to?
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See what I mean?
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I've just been chatting with Norman.
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You sneaked off very quietly.
When I turned round, you'd gone!
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But I like a chat
with old Cleggy.
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And what were you talking ABOUT?
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Football. Philosophy.
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Football AND philosophy.
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Good day to you, dear lady.
Is he ready? Is WHO ready?
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Your neighbour, the ferret fancier?
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How do I know whether he's ready?
What kind of question is that? Let's come back later.
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I think that would be a good idea.
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It's no business of mine to know
whether he's ready or not.
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Nor do I care,
so stop spreading rumours.
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I just wondered... Stop wondering!
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You've no business to wonder.
It's a wonder a person has any reputation left, with you lot around.
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I think he's ready.
You never know with him.
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Don't look till you're SURE
he's ready. I'm ready, I'm ready!
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Ye gods!
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What's wrong with it?
It's a good fit. I'll KILL Eli.
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Whatever has he got on? I don't know,
but it wants turning down!
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INAUDIBLE CHATTER
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By 'eck, that's a racy model!
Don't thee start.
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^
Oh, can't you put him where he's not in people's eyes?
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^
It's not like you, Seymour.
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^
No-one looks their best in a suit.
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Not in a suit like that!
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If we pray for rain,
it may get dark early.
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There's nothing wrong with it!
Eli thought that when he bought it and look what it did to his eyes!
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There they go, look. Holding hands.
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How does she do it?
He must be very well trained.
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He's very docile.
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I think you have to keep them
away from male companions.
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You can do anything with them
by keeping them away from men.
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Come on, let's have a kiss.
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APPLAUSE
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You get used
to life's painful surprises then along comes a golden wedding.
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Don't be so miserable!
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She keeps backing away from my suit.
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I can understand that.
She's probably terrified of radiation!
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Will you sit still!
You're probably interfering with every telly in the area!
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Don't forget the note, Cleggy.
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If that electric blue arm reaches
for another bun, I'll cut it off!
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Where have you been?
I had to get Barry a new suit. I was saving up for a hi-fi.
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It's very nice. Quite executive.
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It's not like a hi-fi, though!
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We hope your next 50 years
will pass as happily.
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May I ask you all
to drink a toast to Gough and Jessie.
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ALL: To Gough and Jessie.
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Gough and Jessie!
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HE BELCHES
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Good grief!
It amazes me how musical the local peasantry are!
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The food weren't bad but what's
this stuff? Sherry. Sherry?
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I could murder a pint. Of sherry?
You must be joking!
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I wouldn't varnish my ferret
with that!
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If he holds her hand one more time,
I shall grind my teeth.
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Old Goughy is a bit domesticated.
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He should have
a ribbon round his neck.
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I'll never make it to suppertime
in this collar. YOU feel trapped?
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How do you think Gough feels?
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Aye, it's pitiful. They keep
having these collections for Africa
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but there are terrible cases
at home!
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I wonder if he's ever had a row!
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Imagine going through married life
without a row!
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He SEEMS contented enough.
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I know.
You'd think he'd had surgery!
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You look very smart, Barry.
I WAS saving up for some hi-fi.
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You want one like this.
It's like hi-fi!
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Have you passed my note yet, Cleggy?
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Not yet, Howard. You're not trying!
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I'LL pass it over.
NO!
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You're too conspicuous!
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He calls her "Precious"!
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Never!
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He does,
he calls her "Precious".
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I heard him say it.
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Did he know you were listening?
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I don't think he cared!
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What's wrong, if he calls her that?
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It's not in good taste.
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I mean,
they're not French or anything!
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Not in public, love.
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People can have
marital secrets in private. Within limits!
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Tight limits!
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I think it's nice
if he calls her "Precious."
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I hope Barry does on our golden
wedding. Not in our house!
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You weren't brought up for that.
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I blame watching videos.
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That's how they pick things up.
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Have you got a video?
No, I haven't!
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I hope no-one ever thinks I have.
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I must say, it gave me a turn
hearing someone his age
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calling someone her age, "Precious"!
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All this excitement has gone to his head.
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^
He had two trifles.
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Well, there you are, then.
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He's the wrong age for two trifles.
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We ought to do something for him.
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For whom? WHOM do you think
he means? For Gough, that's WHOM!
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Be more precise. What kind of thing
do you think we should do for him?
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I don't believe
in impromptu collections.
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Relax. No-one's asking for money.
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^
All mine went on my suit.
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Well, then, what kind of thing?
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Anything. Give him a break.
From what?
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From 50 years of excessive marriage.
Does he need a break?
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After 50 years?
Of course he does!
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I really fancied a new hi-fi.
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All we need to do is sneak him out
and take him for a jar.
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I wouldn't mind a jar.
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If I can get anything past
this damn non-drinker's collar. Do you think he'd come?
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The least we can do is try.
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Common humanity says
that we have to try.
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You could try to pass my note.
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Tha can tell her which pub
we're in, then tha can pass it tha'self.
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I want no horse-play
if she's there. One with a graphic equaliser.
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^
It was all done very nicely.
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I hope they turn up
on Sunday. Some cake?
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Yes, please.
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Mrs Edwardson. Some cake?
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There you go. Get that down thee.
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What is it?
He don't even recognise it.
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Maybe his mind's going.
It's not going. I can remember every episode of Eastenders.
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It's going!
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I'm going to have to undo my collar.
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What do you normally drink, Goughy?
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Tea.
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Fifty years on tea!
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You should be on file
at Amnesty International!
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And the occasional mineral water.
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Well, Goughy,
you've fallen into good hands. Think of this as a holiday.
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But don't start banking on it,
EVERY 50 years!
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Where is he? Where's who?
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The guest of honour.
We've lost Gough.
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Have you seen Howard?
Are they all missing?
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^
They ARE. They're ALL missing.
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I'll go and find them.
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It's not something I like doing -
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chasing after men -
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but since it's an emergency...
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Are you letting her
look for your Howard?
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It's like sending Dracula
to look for a throat!
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Oh, let her go! If anyone
can flush him out, she can!
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She's like a bloodhound.
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Especially from the front!
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Oh, Goughy, that went down well!
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Ha! Tha's getting the hang of it!
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He's a natural.
I SAID it was a good idea. Tha just didn't want a collection!
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I don't like the sensation
but once it's down, it's OK!
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I feel exactly that way
about woollen underwear!
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Uh-oh!
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I bet SHE doesn't wear
woolly underwear!
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Marina!
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Hello, Howard.
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And Norman Clegg.
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Tell her I'm a carrier. Tell her
I give people barber's rash.
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There's nothing to be afraid of.
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How can you lie?
She terrifies sailors.
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00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:41,162
Imagine!
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00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:44,822
All you men, and just little me.
244
00:21:45,962 --> 00:21:48,482
Who's all this, then?
245
00:21:48,482 --> 00:21:51,042
Down, Goughy!
246
00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:55,582
Tha's not ready
for two new experiences in one day.
247
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:59,542
Here you are, Goughy.
Get this down you.
248
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:04,022
They've gone for a drink.
249
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:08,022
Mine had a collar problem.
I had to let him go.
250
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:12,602
You know they've only got
a limited concentration span.
251
00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:16,002
But does Jessie know
Gough's gone too?
252
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,642
That's the end of civilisation
as she knows it!
253
00:22:21,082 --> 00:22:23,722
^
SOMEONE will have to tell her.
254
00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:28,442
^
We can't. Not on her golden wedding anniversary.
255
00:22:28,442 --> 00:22:30,382
Don't bother!
256
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,342
Someone's telling her now.
257
00:22:33,342 --> 00:22:37,622
I think that's best.
Let a relative do it!
258
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:42,442
They'll be all right.
My Gough won't come to any harm!
259
00:22:43,522 --> 00:22:47,462
That's what I like.
Confidence.
260
00:22:58,062 --> 00:23:00,602
I think he's enjoyed it!
261
00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:05,782
Oh yes, Gough's enjoyed it.
I think he's still enjoying it!
262
00:23:05,782 --> 00:23:10,362
I know it's his anniversary
but there are limits.
263
00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:15,382
I can't spend all day
supporting various gentlemen.
264
00:23:15,382 --> 00:23:19,042
I have a crowded schedule,
anyway.
265
00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:23,622
Howard, you've brought
an old man happiness.
266
00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:26,102
Why can't he bring his own?
267
00:23:29,002 --> 00:23:31,842
Have you ever been led astray?
268
00:23:31,842 --> 00:23:35,802
I once bought
a clapped-out Hillman.
269
00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:47,082
Well, we haven't been long
and we've got Gough back in time.
270
00:23:47,082 --> 00:23:49,562
Aye. But where is he?
271
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,682
He's right behind.
272
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:59,742
We've lost a Gough. He shouldn't
loiter on his anniversary.
273
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,762
Legless!
274
00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:20,302
They're going all over the place.
275
00:24:20,302 --> 00:24:24,762
You wouldn't think
they've been together for 50 years!
276
00:24:26,502 --> 00:24:33,482
If Jessie tries to hold him now,
he'll slip through her fingers! We must sober him up.
277
00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:36,462
We can't return a Gough like this!
278
00:24:39,322 --> 00:24:45,382
Great idea, Seymour(!)
Take Goughy for a walk to sober him up.
279
00:24:45,382 --> 00:24:51,382
You can soon get fed up
of carrying people on their golden wedding.
280
00:24:51,382 --> 00:24:55,882
He seems to have lost
every bone in his legs.
281
00:24:55,882 --> 00:24:58,462
Why is he smiling in his sleep?
282
00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:05,462
We're the silly beggars
doing all the carrying! Why shouldn't he be smiling?
283
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:12,122
To give him credit,
it's a perfect disguise for a teetotaller!
284
00:25:12,122 --> 00:25:17,582
He'll have to sleep it off.
We need somewhere quiet and safe.
285
00:25:24,002 --> 00:25:26,622
Is this accommodation suitable?
286
00:25:26,622 --> 00:25:31,182
He'll be OK while
we have a drink. Cover him up.
287
00:25:31,182 --> 00:25:33,742
What a place for his wedding night!
288
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:40,762
It's not my round.
I want it clearly understood, it's not my round.
289
00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:45,222
You're so reckless
with your money, Seymour(!)
290
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:58,582
All those years of non-drinking,
and you finish up on a rubbish tip!
291
00:26:00,682 --> 00:26:03,242
You need moderation in everything.
292
00:26:03,242 --> 00:26:06,502
Especially non-drinking!
293
00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:13,962
We'd have some explaining to do
if the lorry came now and took Gough away with the rubbish!
294
00:26:13,962 --> 00:26:18,942
LORRY MANOEUVRING OUTSIDE
295
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,722
STOP! STOP!
296
00:26:56,322 --> 00:27:01,282
^
I'm sure he'll be at home putting the kettle on!
297
00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:07,022
GOUGH SINGS DRUNKENLY
298
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:15,062
Though she's a factory girl
Wearing her factory clothes,
299
00:27:15,062 --> 00:27:21,642
I'm the sort of fellow FOR...
..the little Yorkshire rose.
300
00:27:36,982 --> 00:27:42,022
When Jessie gets her Gough back,
she'll soon reach out her hand.
301
00:27:42,022 --> 00:27:44,502
For his throat!
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00:28:38,222 --> 00:28:42,142
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